Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 154 - Come To Daddy (2019)
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- 0:43Speaker 1: Oh man, sleepy a little little, just a little bit.
- 0:47Speaker 1: You don't ever sleep though.
- 0:48Speaker 2: It's why I am sleepy.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Maybe fair fair I had a dad joke and then
- 0:58Speaker 1: and then it just went and forwards, you know, like
- 0:59Speaker 1: you have the and then it just like all the time,
- 1:02Speaker 1: Oh my god. Every day it happens about four or
- 1:05Speaker 1: five times a day where I'll go get up to
- 1:07Speaker 1: go get something and I'll walk through like a door
- 1:10Speaker 1: and be like, hmmm, forgotten everything I needed, and then
- 1:14Speaker 1: I can't get it back, and then it drives me insane,
- 1:16Speaker 1: the worst. Welcome to My Life, Memory of a Goldfish.
- 1:20Speaker 1: We're hello, Welcome to episode one hundred and fifty four.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I'm your host, Austin Proctor. That is your co host,
- 1:25Speaker 1: spiner A Laffer mab Hi. Hello. Doing the grossest name
- 1:31Speaker 1: title for a movie. I hate it.
- 1:32Speaker 2: That's not a porn come to daddy.
- 1:34Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate it so much. But it's
- 1:36Speaker 1: actually like a way good movie and one we shockingly,
- 1:40Speaker 1: I don't even know if we've like mentioned it. I'm
- 1:42Speaker 1: sure that I don't.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Think you and I have. I don't know. Maybe you
- 1:46Speaker 2: have in passing, maybe the first time you watched it.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Maybe it may have been mentioned or talked about. But yeah,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I can't stand that name. It's disgusting. I don't like it.
- 1:54Speaker 1: But it makes a lot of sense for the story,
- 1:56Speaker 1: which we will tell you in a little bit because
- 1:58Speaker 1: we have a whole bunch of shit to time talk about.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Are you you probably? Are you probably going to AJJN
- 2:03Speaker 1: this year? Are you?
- 2:04Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm I'm on the fence.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Well you know where to find me if you go.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I mean it's fair.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny because I think it was two years ago.
- 2:16Speaker 1: You went with us on Opening Night and we had
- 2:18Speaker 1: like a gaggle of like twelve people that went, Yeah,
- 2:21Speaker 1: that was a lot of fun. I think that was god,
- 2:23Speaker 1: two years ago. That was twenty twenty, twenty years Oh no,
- 2:27Speaker 1: it wasn't two years ago.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Was three years Saturday. I think even it was twenty nineteen.
- 2:32Speaker 1: They didn't even have it in twenty twenty, so yeah,
- 2:34Speaker 1: it must have been twenty nineteen.
- 2:36Speaker 2: I was, you know, the older I get it's harder
- 2:38Speaker 2: because of my leg to do all that stuff.
- 2:40Speaker 1: That's true, there's a lot of walking. That's why I
- 2:42Speaker 1: like express because then you just get right onto the
- 2:44Speaker 1: fucking thing. You don't have to stand there and wait.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Express is the best. We did that in twenty eighteen,
- 2:49Speaker 1: and we're like, why did we not do this before?
- 2:51Speaker 1: Now it's just too fucking expensive. We we got the
- 2:54Speaker 1: pass that doesn't even have Fridays or Saturdays this year
- 2:56Speaker 1: because of how expensive ajjen is.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Uh disgustingly expensive. It was like six hundred and fifty
- 3:03Speaker 1: dollars for the tickets we normally get. Ultimate fear was
- 3:06Speaker 1: like nine hundred dollars, and I'm like, sweet Christ, So
- 3:09Speaker 1: we just got the that's.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Just to get in. You're gonna probably spend at least
- 3:12Speaker 2: one hundred dollars on drinks, just regular drinks, not like
- 3:14Speaker 2: like just water some sent for that night.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Well water is free for the most part if you
- 3:19Speaker 1: know where to get it.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Well yeah, but you know, like if you want like
- 3:22Speaker 2: a soda or power that's five six bucks right there.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Yeah, And the food is expensive. Everything's fucking expensive, so.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Speak of inflation. I went to publics over the weekend,
- 3:31Speaker 2: and there are public cookies that are usually like three
- 3:33Speaker 2: ninety nine. For twenty four they're now it's not a
- 3:36Speaker 2: big hike, but still five nineteen.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Really Yeah, I'm like two dollars on cookies.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Cookie. I'm like, they've always been three nine.
- 3:43Speaker 1: What Wow, I don't like that at all.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Inflation is getting cookies not cool? Maybe maybe that's where
- 3:49Speaker 2: I draw the line. God damn, it's cookies. Oh dare you?
- 3:52Speaker 2: Those are delicious cookies and you took that away from
- 3:54Speaker 2: me for two dollars sons of bitches?
- 3:58Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it's too expensive this year. But
- 4:01Speaker 1: at least we're going. And like I said, obviously, if
- 4:03Speaker 1: you go, you know that, I want to go whenever
- 4:06Speaker 1: you go, as long as Friday or Saturday, apparently, because uh,
- 4:10Speaker 1: I don't have that. I do have opening weekend, though
- 4:13Speaker 1: opening weekend by the time this podcast airs will be
- 4:16Speaker 1: today because this episode will air on Friday, the day
- 4:19Speaker 1: AHHM starts and it's starting super early this year. But
- 4:23Speaker 1: the good news is is we have Monday off because
- 4:26Speaker 1: that's fucking the labor day, yeah or whatever. So that's nice.
- 4:30Speaker 1: So we're gonna go Saturday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then
- 4:33Speaker 1: just recuperate on Monday. Probably watch the a vps on
- 4:36Speaker 1: Monday because we just finished Resurrection tonight. Ole boy, mean gap,
- 4:40Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about that next week. But yeah, this
- 4:44Speaker 1: year at a jhim looks pretty awesome. They have six
- 4:47Speaker 1: Finally they released all the houses like a couple days
- 4:49Speaker 1: ago or maybe like a week or so ago. They
- 4:51Speaker 1: just dropped the last six houses, five scare zones, two shows,
- 4:55Speaker 1: and I was like, really weird way to do that.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Usually they release a house, a house, house, and then
- 5:00Speaker 1: like they'll drop all their originals and shit like that.
- 5:03Speaker 2: They know what they're doing.
- 5:04Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 5:05Speaker 1: This year was weird, Like, I don't know why they
- 5:07Speaker 1: took so long and then they just dropped everything. So
- 5:09Speaker 1: if you've been listening to the podcast that recently, you
- 5:12Speaker 1: know that Halloween is there, Universal Monsters is there, Blumhouse
- 5:17Speaker 1: is there, and the other ip that is escaping me
- 5:20Speaker 1: Texas Halloween, Deessa Halloween, Halloween Monsters Collide, Blumhouse. Oh, and
- 5:27Speaker 1: the weekend. So that's the four ips that they have
- 5:31Speaker 1: this year. And I'm excited for the weekend. I don't
- 5:33Speaker 1: care what anybody says.
- 5:34Speaker 2: And then the sixth, I mean, everybody gets excited for
- 5:36Speaker 2: the weekend.
- 5:37Speaker 1: There's no work the weekend. The weekend with no E
- 5:40Speaker 1: in the end or how does he spell it week
- 5:43Speaker 1: I don't even know he spells it a weird way.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Uh.
- 5:45Speaker 1: So they drove six other houses, which Spirits of the
- 5:48Speaker 1: Coven is one of those. It's about a nineteen twenty
- 5:51Speaker 1: speakeasy and witches and shit. And then there's one called
- 5:54Speaker 1: Bugs Eating Alive, which bugs. It's just gonna be a
- 5:58Speaker 1: whole bunch of bugs, it's said in the fifth DS
- 6:00Speaker 1: taking a tour of this home of the future. Then
- 6:03Speaker 1: they have Fiesta Day Tupercabres, which is pretty self explanatory.
- 6:06Speaker 1: It's a Latin American village where the tuber cabre is
- 6:09Speaker 1: celebrated with a colorful fiesta. Then they've got Hell Block Horror,
- 6:13Speaker 1: which is prison where savage inmates are monstrous creatures, which
- 6:18Speaker 1: sounds a lot like a lot of fun. And then
- 6:20Speaker 1: fun dead Man's Peer, which was a scare zone way
- 6:24Speaker 1: back when, in like twenty sixteen, I want to say,
- 6:27Speaker 1: except it was called dead Man's Wharf. So it's a
- 6:30Speaker 1: recreation of that scarre zone into a house and it's
- 6:33Speaker 1: called Winter's Wake and it's a New England fishing village
- 6:36Speaker 1: and you're going through dead Man's Peers. It's really I'm really,
- 6:40Speaker 1: I'm probably most excessed fun. Yeah, I'm probably most excited
- 6:43Speaker 1: for that one, because that was one of my favorite
- 6:45Speaker 1: zones back in twenty sixteen. And then we have like
- 6:47Speaker 1: a carbon copy of I can't remember, oh, Dead Exposure,
- 6:52Speaker 1: Patient zero, and this one's called Descendants of Destruction and
- 6:55Speaker 1: it's about going under the tunnels in New York and
- 6:59Speaker 1: the subway and like these hungry mutant looking things, which
- 7:02Speaker 1: sounds like Dead Exposure. Like I said, So those are
- 7:05Speaker 1: the six fucking a six. They have six original houses
- 7:10Speaker 1: this year, which is pretty weird. Usually they have like
- 7:11Speaker 1: six eyps or five IYP's, but this year they're doing
- 7:14Speaker 1: six originals, which I'm okay with that. I like the
- 7:17Speaker 1: original stuff more usually. Anyways, what are the shows? The
- 7:21Speaker 1: shows are one of them, okay, So hold on the
- 7:25Speaker 1: five scare zones. You've got Horrors of Halloween. It's about
- 7:27Speaker 1: the Pumpkin Lord and the Spirit of Halloween. And you've
- 7:30Speaker 1: got Scarecrow Cursed Soil, which is the opposite of dead
- 7:33Speaker 1: Man's Peer because Scarecrow was a house and now it's
- 7:37Speaker 1: a scare zone. So we've got a one scar zone
- 7:40Speaker 1: that's now a house, and then a house that is
- 7:42Speaker 1: now a scare zone, which is really cool. Sweet Revenge,
- 7:45Speaker 1: which is a candy company called Major Sweets turning Children
- 7:48Speaker 1: into Craze Killers, which sounds like fun, and then Graveyard
- 7:52Speaker 1: Deadly Unrest pretty self explanatory, and then Conjured the Dark,
- 7:56Speaker 1: which is on the first All Hallows Eve and Evil
- 7:59Speaker 1: Source called forth Monstrosities from Dark Dimensions, and then the
- 8:03Speaker 1: two shows we have our Nightmare Fuel, which was one
- 8:06Speaker 1: that was there last year. I kind of really don't
- 8:09Speaker 1: care about the shows.
- 8:10Speaker 2: I like that mayor Fuel. I actually did go last
- 8:12Speaker 2: year with a friend for like just for like a
- 8:15Speaker 2: couple of hours, just to hang out with her. She
- 8:19Speaker 2: works at Universal and she got off but she wanted
- 8:20Speaker 2: to go nice so she's like, hey, you want to
- 8:22Speaker 2: come over to Hello, come on Hello in hor Night.
- 8:24Speaker 2: So okay, okay, So with my arm right, we did No,
- 8:27Speaker 2: we only did like two or three shows because of
- 8:29Speaker 2: my leg, but we did get the two or three
- 8:31Speaker 2: like like main houses, and then we did get to
- 8:33Speaker 2: see the Nightmare Fuel, which is especially very like R
- 8:38Speaker 2: R rated Circus Sole like it's I was not expecting that.
- 8:42Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not complaining, but like damn, I was
- 8:44Speaker 2: not expecting that for for that type of like knowing
- 8:48Speaker 2: that like kids and stuff can go there yeah.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I mean it's usually there's not many kids because it
- 8:53Speaker 1: is it is like an adult thing, but there are
- 8:55Speaker 1: definitely kids there because people will bring their kids and
- 8:57Speaker 1: strollers and I'm like, too soon.
- 8:59Speaker 2: I do I do you recommend? Not'm gonna phil if
- 9:01Speaker 2: you do fancy. It's about thirty five forty five minutes,
- 9:05Speaker 2: like a nice little you sit down, like a break,
- 9:07Speaker 2: just to rest your legs water, which is why we went, yeah,
- 9:10Speaker 2: to rest my leg for a little bit. But uh, yeah,
- 9:12Speaker 2: I thought that was a lot of fun.
- 9:14Speaker 1: I've heard it was awesome. And it's not that it's
- 9:16Speaker 1: not that I wouldn't appreciate it. It's just like, I
- 9:18Speaker 1: don't know. I'm there to do houses. I don't want
- 9:20Speaker 1: to stop for an hour to do a show, mainly
- 9:22Speaker 1: because I'm old and tired now and I want to
- 9:24Speaker 1: get there, do all the houses with express and then
- 9:26Speaker 1: go home my days staying till two am or no more.
- 9:30Speaker 1: That's right, I'm getting old. So that's coming back, and
- 9:34Speaker 1: it's called Wildfire this year, so I mean we may
- 9:37Speaker 1: check it out at some point, and then we have Ghoulish,
- 9:40Speaker 1: which is Halloween Tail, and that is the Lagoon show,
- 9:44Speaker 1: so they spray a bunch of water in the air
- 9:46Speaker 1: and they like project a show, which I'll stand there
- 9:49Speaker 1: for that or like catch it as I'm walking by,
- 9:51Speaker 1: because that's you know, it's pretty neat. So yeah, that's
- 9:53Speaker 1: everything going on. And then they have like fucking seventy
- 9:56Speaker 1: five food options this year. They have so much shit going.
- 9:59Speaker 2: On, right, don't they usually have like four or five, Like,
- 10:02Speaker 2: they don't usually have that many, do they? What food options?
- 10:04Speaker 1: I mean, it's grown in the past years, but like
- 10:07Speaker 1: this year, like this year is like definitely the most
- 10:09Speaker 1: food out. They have so much shit to try it
- 10:12Speaker 1: is awesome. And then a whole bunch of drinks and
- 10:15Speaker 1: stuff like that. I probably won't be doing much drinking
- 10:18Speaker 1: this year just because it's exhausting, and again I'm old,
- 10:21Speaker 1: I don't. It's just too much to go out and
- 10:23Speaker 1: drink and be in the hot sun or be in
- 10:25Speaker 1: the just the heat and humidity. But I'm gonna collect
- 10:28Speaker 1: all those goddamn blinky cups, that's for sure. Got to
- 10:30Speaker 1: collect those every year. So I'm excited about that. That
- 10:33Speaker 1: starts this Friday or today and goes all the way
- 10:37Speaker 1: through the thirty first of October, which is awesome, So
- 10:41Speaker 1: be sure to check out that if you're in the
- 10:42Speaker 1: Orlando area or the Hollywood area. I don't know when
- 10:46Speaker 1: they start, but probably around the same.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Time I would assume a run the same time.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Dude, they start earlier and earlier every year. I'm not
- 10:51Speaker 1: going to be surprised if next year they're like August thirty,
- 10:53Speaker 1: first September. Yeah, but like the second is that's like
- 10:57Speaker 1: it was about I think it was the third or
- 10:59Speaker 1: fourth last year, but yeah, the second is like the
- 11:02Speaker 1: earliest it's ever started.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Maybe it's just I don't know what day the second
- 11:05Speaker 2: land though. Maybe it's just the days that lands on.
- 11:07Speaker 1: That's a Friday, so that's probably why then. No, I know,
- 11:10Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's still interesting. It's still just like
- 11:12Speaker 1: holy shit, Like it's like we get two full months
- 11:15Speaker 1: of ajhen so that's a lot of fun. I'll be
- 11:18Speaker 1: going to that a lot, and me and Gabby will
- 11:19Speaker 1: all be talking about that probably next episode because we
- 11:22Speaker 1: will have been to opening weekend. But let's move on
- 11:25Speaker 1: to some ship that we have actually personally watched together,
- 11:28Speaker 1: not just watched recently, because I got The Dog Soldiers
- 11:32Speaker 1: four k N and we watched that with I fucking
- 11:36Speaker 1: just how good was that that transfer?
- 11:38Speaker 2: Uh? The for the one for the listeners who have
- 11:42Speaker 2: you know known Dog Soldiers was Neil Marshall.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Neil Marshallil Marshall, Neil C. Marshall.
- 11:48Speaker 2: I think it was his first movie Field in sixteen millimeters,
- 11:52Speaker 2: so it was never a great transfer. Then shout died
- 11:54Speaker 2: the Blu ray. They they did what they could with
- 11:57Speaker 2: It's still not great.
- 11:58Speaker 1: But oh yeah, still look like it looks good.
- 12:00Speaker 2: The picture in the four K. Definitely like this is
- 12:03Speaker 2: the upgrade anybody that loves this movie has been waiting for,
- 12:08Speaker 2: you know, as much as you know we hate double dipping,
- 12:10Speaker 2: triple dipping, whatever, this is definitely worth whatever, dip, your
- 12:13Speaker 2: first dip, your second dip, whatever the fuck this is worth.
- 12:17Speaker 2: This is worth the price of admission for this the
- 12:21Speaker 2: four K. And you know, if you're if you don't
- 12:23Speaker 2: have a four K player, it comes with the Blu ray.
- 12:25Speaker 2: So I would still pick up because you know one
- 12:27Speaker 2: day you might get a four K player. Anyway, would
- 12:28Speaker 2: watch it the best way possible.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Yeah, because the four K has almost always come with
- 12:32Speaker 1: a Blu ray, so even if you don't have a
- 12:34Speaker 1: four K player. About it being about a boom, you
- 12:35Speaker 1: got a Blue Ray.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Yeah. Now the sound still it's I wish it was,
- 12:39Speaker 2: uh like, I'm okay with the five one, but I
- 12:42Speaker 2: wish it was boosted up a little because it just
- 12:44Speaker 2: sounds like to me, it sounds really it just doesn't pop.
- 12:47Speaker 2: It sounds really far away when the action is on there.
- 12:51Speaker 2: But like it works like it works because you know,
- 12:54Speaker 2: it's one of those movies to where you know, you
- 12:55Speaker 2: can watch anytime of day versus you know, oh it's
- 12:58Speaker 2: three am, let me watch Diehard. Just kidding. You can't
- 13:00Speaker 2: do that if you have full surrouss because you're gonna
- 13:02Speaker 2: wake some shit up. If you live in apartment, of
- 13:04Speaker 2: course you're gonna wake some people up. But uh so
- 13:06Speaker 2: it works for that and uh but when the strouts
- 13:08Speaker 2: sound does need to like work like your back speakers,
- 13:11Speaker 2: it does actually do a better job than the Blue Ray.
- 13:13Speaker 2: So I'd say it's a it's a pretty pretty decent
- 13:15Speaker 2: step up from the Shout Factory Blu Ray.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know you were saying, like the sound
- 13:21Speaker 1: isn't a whole lot better, But at the end of
- 13:24Speaker 1: the day, that picture is overally.
- 13:26Speaker 2: It's definitely worth it just for the picture to be
- 13:28Speaker 2: quite honest, like I said, that was the biggest grape
- 13:31Speaker 2: anybody who have seen the movie from its original Blu
- 13:33Speaker 2: Ray release to the Shout Bluey release, Like even Shout
- 13:36Speaker 2: was like when the Blu Ray came out, they apologized
- 13:38Speaker 2: that they could only get the picture as best as
- 13:40Speaker 2: they could, but somehow they made the four K even better.
- 13:44Speaker 1: So yeah, four K looks amazing. Still doesn't look as
- 13:47Speaker 1: good as I mean, I mean, still looks good, but
- 13:50Speaker 1: Alligator and Child's Play two are still, for me, look
- 13:52Speaker 1: the best so far that they've done.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Out of those. Yes, they those are probably their best
- 13:57Speaker 2: four k's out of their whole category.
- 13:59Speaker 1: But I mean, I still I think I would still
- 14:01Speaker 1: give Dog Soldiers like a four at least just because,
- 14:04Speaker 1: like I thought, it was pretty fucking solid and it
- 14:06Speaker 1: was a really really well done I didn't see barely
- 14:09Speaker 1: any grain. Those color shots like when it was green
- 14:12Speaker 1: or the.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Green or the blue like those are where the uh so,
- 14:15Speaker 2: the non so nice, the non normal like I guess,
- 14:18Speaker 2: like the the wherewith vision or the night vision with
- 14:23Speaker 2: on the sniper or yeah or whatnot. Those that alone,
- 14:27Speaker 2: to me would be worth the price of a four K,
- 14:30Speaker 2: Like I mean, that's not even the whole movie, that's
- 14:31Speaker 2: throughout this whole hour and forty five minute movie or whatever.
- 14:34Speaker 2: But uh, those to me, like that's how you could
- 14:37Speaker 2: you show the most improvement, and that's where you can
- 14:39Speaker 2: tell the big difference. And you know, they stand out,
- 14:41Speaker 2: and you know when you when you look at an
- 14:43Speaker 2: upgrade of a movie, you look for things that stand
- 14:46Speaker 2: out to see if it was worth it, if they
- 14:48Speaker 2: if they if they didn't just put their name on
- 14:50Speaker 2: it and call it a day or what. And even
- 14:52Speaker 2: though they they did the Blu ray transfer, they also
- 14:55Speaker 2: obviously did the four K, but uh, there is a
- 14:57Speaker 2: night and day difference with those specific scenes from their
- 15:01Speaker 2: version of the Blu Ray to their version of the
- 15:02Speaker 2: four K.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Yeah it looks so good.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a good job with it.
- 15:06Speaker 1: I was, I was, honestly, I didn't think they could
- 15:08Speaker 1: do that good of it. I mean, like not not
- 15:10Speaker 1: doubting them at all, you know, I just I didn't
- 15:12Speaker 1: think they could possibly make like clean it up that good.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Yeah, because they mean because they had an issue with
- 15:17Speaker 2: the Blue. Usually all their bluarrays look amazing, right, and
- 15:20Speaker 2: their four k's also look good, But they couldn't make
- 15:22Speaker 2: their Blue Ray really do great. I mean it looked
- 15:24Speaker 2: better from than the original, like oh yeah printing of
- 15:27Speaker 2: the Blue Ray, but uh still they couldn't do much
- 15:29Speaker 2: magic with the Blue Ray. Saw I'm glad they were
- 15:32Speaker 2: able to work their magic with the four K to
- 15:34Speaker 2: make it look the way it's it should look.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks amazing. So if you have a copy
- 15:40Speaker 1: of it already, that's not the four K, I double
- 15:42Speaker 1: dipping is worth it on this one. I have the
- 15:45Speaker 1: Blu Ray, and I can tell you there's a night
- 15:47Speaker 1: and day difference between the Blu Ray and the four K.
- 15:50Speaker 1: It really is magnificent how much they cleaned it up.
- 15:53Speaker 1: And speaking of four k's as well, I just got
- 15:56Speaker 1: cat People in the mail today, nice from and did
- 15:59Speaker 1: from Amazon because I didn't care about that poster. Like
- 16:02Speaker 1: if I don't care about the poster, I'm like, I'm
- 16:03Speaker 1: geting from Amazon. But I haven't even seen that one yet.
- 16:06Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's about.
- 16:07Speaker 2: But you know I've never seen it.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Me and being a slave to uh
- 16:11Speaker 1: screen factory the worst, the worst. I literally pretty much
- 16:17Speaker 1: get not pretty much get everything Collector's edition wise, it's terrible,
- 16:20Speaker 1: but at least I'm caught up now to where I
- 16:22Speaker 1: can just stay ahead of the game. Although they just
- 16:25Speaker 1: dropped two more they have, I know, I know, I'm like,
- 16:31Speaker 1: you fucking serious. They dropped roller Ball, which is just
- 16:34Speaker 1: a four K not collector's edition. I'll just yeah, I
- 16:37Speaker 1: pre ordered that off Amazon because I actually wanted to
- 16:39Speaker 1: see that one for a while.
- 16:40Speaker 2: You've never seen the original.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Never seen the original. I've only seen the remake, which
- 16:45Speaker 1: I'm sorry you've wasted roller Ball, like, I actually want
- 16:50Speaker 1: to see that.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Actually, really, I think really good. I don't know what, I.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Don't know, it's horrible. I think I gave that. That's
- 16:59Speaker 1: got like a half the.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Best part of the remake of Slip knots in it. Yea,
- 17:02Speaker 2: I know, like they're actually in the movie.
- 17:04Speaker 1: They're in the movie playing song.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Like that's about the best part of that movie.
- 17:08Speaker 1: I think that was in my review for the Now
- 17:11Speaker 1: that you say that, I'm like, let me, I gotta
- 17:13Speaker 1: look that up. But uh so, Yeah, they just announced
- 17:16Speaker 1: roller Ball, which I want to see, so I pre
- 17:18Speaker 1: ordered that. Then they announced Piranha the Origin the original
- 17:23Speaker 1: in four K a Rollerballs in four K as well.
- 17:26Speaker 1: If I didn't say that, but yeah, so I was like, okay,
- 17:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy that too, because I it's a collector's
- 17:31Speaker 1: edition and I didn't I don't have the Blu ray yet.
- 17:34Speaker 2: They also released I know you said too, but I
- 17:38Speaker 2: didn't click till just now to correct you. But they
- 17:40Speaker 2: actually dropped three of the.
- 17:41Speaker 1: I was getting there.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Oh my bad. I thought you a few, Oh my bad,
- 17:47Speaker 2: I heard you say too, and then clear like no.
- 17:49Speaker 1: You're fine, and then they dropped Yeah, another collector's edition
- 17:52Speaker 1: called in the Company.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Of Wolves, which I've never heard of.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Never even heard of. Has it like a three four.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, but yeah, Rollerball the original has a
- 18:01Speaker 1: three point two. James con John Houseman, and that's really
- 18:07Speaker 1: all the names I recognized. And then Rollerball from two
- 18:11Speaker 1: thousand and two as a one point seven. I gave
- 18:13Speaker 1: it a wow. That seems really really generous. I gave
- 18:18Speaker 1: it a one and a half.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, the movie is the movie is
- 18:22Speaker 2: like a half, but you gave it the extra star
- 18:24Speaker 2: to slip knot.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Okay, So here here we go. I break it down.
- 18:28Speaker 1: It says this gets half a star because somehow got
- 18:31Speaker 1: made with a seventy million dollar budget. Jesus, half a
- 18:34Speaker 1: star because I respect all other movies the director has done,
- 18:37Speaker 1: and half a star because of the slip knot there
- 18:39Speaker 1: we go, There we go.
- 18:41Speaker 2: I mean, if you look at the cast, you already
- 18:42Speaker 2: know it's going to be a dud. Like I could
- 18:44Speaker 2: have just looked at the cast known it's gonna be
- 18:45Speaker 2: an ass movie.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Yeah, because look at the Okay, listen to the other movies.
- 18:49Speaker 1: This man has done. That did Rollerball, right, So his
- 18:54Speaker 1: name is John McTiernan. He did die Hard, Predator, die
- 18:57Speaker 1: Hard with a Vengeance, The Hunt for Redock, over Last Action, HEROTT. Yeah,
- 19:03Speaker 1: and then this, well, I mean, I'm sorry, sir. No,
- 19:06Speaker 1: he didn't do V for Vendetta?
- 19:08Speaker 2: Who directed to VD? Yes he did?
- 19:09Speaker 1: No, he didn't.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Who directed V Frendetta?
- 19:11Speaker 1: I can look it up. It's not Robert mctiernanan V four? No, John,
- 19:18Speaker 1: Do you thinking James mctigue, Well.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. What else did he do?
- 19:23Speaker 1: James mctigue?
- 19:24Speaker 2: Just give me one, Just give me one?
- 19:26Speaker 1: The Raven?
- 19:27Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's what I was thinking of.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yep. No, we're good, Okay, we're good. Yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you know, to be fair, their initials.
- 19:33Speaker 1: M James Matigue mctigue and then John McTiernan, you know,
- 19:39Speaker 1: very similar, but they both have Jay and mixing them.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
- 19:42Speaker 1: So yeah, Rollerball in the Company of Wolves and Pirana.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I'm pre order. I got a preorder and then I
- 19:48Speaker 1: got it. There's two other ones that are limited editions,
- 19:50Speaker 1: Space Truckers and Final Judgment and Stripped to Kill or
- 19:55Speaker 1: something like that. They're limited to fifteen hundred uns. I'm like,
- 19:58Speaker 1: I gotta get those because they've got good reviews. That's
- 20:00Speaker 1: not shout though, is yeah, it's cream, It's scream. Oh,
- 20:02Speaker 1: the one's a double feature, and then ones just by itself,
- 20:05Speaker 1: and I'm like, those all sound great. I gotta order
- 20:07Speaker 1: those two. Fucking releasing so much shit, I can't even
- 20:12Speaker 1: when I'm caught up with everything, I still can't keep
- 20:15Speaker 1: up because like every couple.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Of weeks, I don't dare they keep releasing physical media
- 20:19Speaker 2: the audacity so.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Much though, I so much shout Factory. Can I just
- 20:25Speaker 1: open up a line of credit with you guys at
- 20:26Speaker 1: this point? Can you do like a monthly club where
- 20:29Speaker 1: I pay like one hundred bucks a month and you
- 20:31Speaker 1: just send me every screen Factory release is that? How that?
- 20:33Speaker 1: Can we do that?
- 20:34Speaker 2: Many? Can I just start a tab with you? Like
- 20:35Speaker 2: I'm not ordering drinks? Put a warning?
- 20:37Speaker 1: Yeah, let me just start it? Yeah? Good God?
- 20:39Speaker 2: And every one you ask me if I want to
- 20:41Speaker 2: close up with tab and I'm like, actually, I don't,
- 20:42Speaker 2: because you more movies, goddamn forever forever.
- 20:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna rack up so much debt it's not even funny. Uh.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Oh god, do we only have forty nine minutes left
- 20:56Speaker 1: of fucking Oh god, I hope that's not true. Oh shit,
- 21:02Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not good. All right, Well, hopefully that's
- 21:06Speaker 1: not true because we're only at like twenty one minutes.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Oh shit, I mean why wouldn't that be true? It's
- 21:11Speaker 2: saying that right there.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't pay attention. This is what
- 21:15Speaker 1: happens when you don't fucking pay attention. Classic whatever. We
- 21:18Speaker 1: should be fine.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Probably maybe it's us.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Oh god, we're just gonna have to cut it short.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I guess tin of a bitch I was not paying
- 21:26Speaker 1: Can I like delete things off of this?
- 21:29Speaker 3: No, I don't think why we were recording it.
- 21:31Speaker 2: That wouldn't been good.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Shit. Oh that sucks. Oh wait, wait, yes, second, No,
- 21:37Speaker 1: I can't. Uh. Oh, that's not good. We're gonna have
- 21:42Speaker 1: to cut it short. That's fine, Uh do do do?
- 21:45Speaker 1: So yes, Dog Soldiers four K. That was awesome. Now
- 21:48Speaker 1: let's move on to something we watched that was terrible.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
- 21:52Speaker 2: We're not gonna have time to refew the movie after this.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Uh god, this movie is so bad. So every now
- 21:56Speaker 1: and again, me and Spencer, Spencer will virtue a movie,
- 22:00Speaker 1: you know, we'll call each other hit play and then
- 22:02Speaker 1: we'll just watch it on nights we can't hang out.
- 22:05Speaker 1: So I know, I think this was kind of both
- 22:08Speaker 1: of our pick.
- 22:09Speaker 2: No, actually you you you you picked this and I
- 22:12Speaker 2: was in this because I saw alligator, just like an
- 22:14Speaker 2: alligator and it's a tie W horror, so we and
- 22:16Speaker 2: we you.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Know, yeah, because I okay, so I saw this. I
- 22:19Speaker 1: just I met, like whose decision it was to watch it?
- 22:21Speaker 2: Because I remember you mentioned it to me and then
- 22:24Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this sounds fun and you told me
- 22:26Speaker 2: it was on a show or so like ad to List,
- 22:27Speaker 2: and then I think I said we should virtually this
- 22:29Speaker 2: one day. So it was you introduced the movie to
- 22:32Speaker 2: my brain and I was like, maybe we should watch
- 22:34Speaker 2: this together one day.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Okay, well we're both at fault. Well then, uh yeah,
- 22:41Speaker 1: it's the movie called The Pool. I saw this on
- 22:43Speaker 1: like someone had made a top ten Gator movies or whatever,
- 22:47Speaker 1: and I saw, you know, crawl like Placid, all the
- 22:50Speaker 1: good ones on there, and then I saw this one.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I looked it up and I had a two point
- 22:53Speaker 1: six and I'm like, eh, but I was like, hey,
- 22:54Speaker 1: it's tie, so maybe, you know, maybe it's just not appreciated.
- 22:59Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, like may on a lot
- 23:00Speaker 1: of viewers. Yeah, maybe it's just not a lot. I
- 23:01Speaker 1: don't know. I was maybe there's something wrong with the
- 23:03Speaker 1: ratings because I was like, it's the tai horror movie
- 23:05Speaker 1: about an alligator, Like this sounds great. And then I'd
- 23:08Speaker 1: say probably about.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Thirty seconds into the movie.
- 23:12Speaker 1: We realized thirty seconds into the movie because oh it
- 23:15Speaker 1: doesn't it fucking Tarantinos. You It like shows the like
- 23:18Speaker 1: this part of the movie towards it, which has no
- 23:21Speaker 1: relevance at all. It's just like you're getting attacked by
- 23:24Speaker 1: an alligator. You're just spoiling shit at this point, right,
- 23:27Speaker 1: So it shows something way further in the down in
- 23:29Speaker 1: the movie, and the alligator looked so bad. I mean,
- 23:33Speaker 1: the fucking alligator from Lake Placid looked better than that,
- 23:36Speaker 1: And that movie was from ninety nine looked so bad
- 23:40Speaker 1: it was, and this movie was four years old.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Yeah, well come eighteen eighteen?
- 23:45Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, like what the fuck man's I don't know
- 23:48Speaker 1: how a movie from nineteen ninety nine looks better than
- 23:50Speaker 1: this movie. But like, you know, if you're gonna make
- 23:52Speaker 1: a movie about an alligator, you either need to use
- 23:55Speaker 1: a real one or have good enough CG to where
- 23:57Speaker 1: it doesn't look because it's not believable. How am I
- 24:00Speaker 1: supposed to put myself in the headspits of this movie
- 24:02Speaker 1: if I can't keep me.
- 24:04Speaker 2: I'm a good, good effort. But like, yeah, like there
- 24:08Speaker 2: are some movies we can forgive that look kind of
- 24:10Speaker 2: like like The myst The creatures kind of don't look great,
- 24:13Speaker 2: but you're still into the movie.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're not. They don't have That's the problem
- 24:17Speaker 1: with this movie is there was so much of the
- 24:19Speaker 1: gator with the mist at least there wasn't. It wasn't
- 24:22Speaker 1: constant all the time, and it didn't look you know,
- 24:25Speaker 1: some was good, but some was definitely bad.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Yeah, but also but also the main focus wasn't the
- 24:29Speaker 2: the the CG and the mist the main focus was
- 24:32Speaker 2: how people react to crisis situations, where this was literally
- 24:38Speaker 2: the focus was literally you might as well just put
- 24:42Speaker 2: a computer in there and and and walk it like
- 24:44Speaker 2: a like prosthetics or something that it probably would have
- 24:47Speaker 2: made more sense.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Just have a guy in a gator.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Suites and what I mean and what I mean like
- 24:53Speaker 2: the cigy look bad. Is so even when he was
- 24:55Speaker 2: attacking this gator, which obviously he was not, he literally
- 24:58Speaker 2: was just bashing the air. At this point, everything involved
- 25:02Speaker 2: everything that was involved with the gator, regardless if it
- 25:05Speaker 2: was him hitting it with his fists or hitting it
- 25:07Speaker 2: with an object, those all looked CG because it was
- 25:13Speaker 2: so like I literally like the like the movie was
- 25:15Speaker 2: was green screen and it was just this guy standing
- 25:18Speaker 2: on a stage and everything else was just on the computer.
- 25:21Speaker 2: But the computer like shut the bed halfway through, but
- 25:23Speaker 2: they continue to anyways, Yeah, the computer needed to go home.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know it's the basic setup is this
- 25:30Speaker 1: guy is cleaning a pool over like a six day
- 25:36Speaker 1: or over a course of a week or something because
- 25:38Speaker 1: the guy who owns it is leaving, so he's got
- 25:41Speaker 1: to drain it and you know, clean it out. So
- 25:45Speaker 1: my first problem was when he went to drain the pool,
- 25:48Speaker 1: there's just this drain in the bottom of the pool,
- 25:50Speaker 1: just sucking the water out. I'm like, where's that water going?
- 25:53Speaker 1: Is that a common thing overseas you can just drain
- 25:55Speaker 1: a pool into the sewers? Because that doesn't see, you know,
- 25:57Speaker 1: that doesn't seem normal. So oh, that was my first problem.
- 26:01Speaker 1: And then when he got stuck in the pool. There's
- 26:03Speaker 1: no ladders anywhere. What fucking pools don't have ladders, you
- 26:09Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 26:09Speaker 2: And to give you contacts, it's an Olympic sized pool,
- 26:13Speaker 2: so it's fucking deep.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's not just a normal pool.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it's deep.
- 26:17Speaker 1: It's probably you know, twelve eighteen feet deep. And I'm like, okay,
- 26:21Speaker 1: is there no shallow wind at all? Because usually, I
- 26:24Speaker 1: mean even even.
- 26:25Speaker 2: An Olympic pool, because they're always jumping and stuff, so
- 26:27Speaker 2: you got to make sure there's enough that they're not
- 26:28Speaker 2: going to hurt themselves going back.
- 26:29Speaker 1: I thought there was at least some sort of tapering.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Maybe there's not. I don't know. Well, I don't know
- 26:33Speaker 1: enough about it.
- 26:34Speaker 2: I mean, I like I said, same with you, I
- 26:35Speaker 2: could be wrong, but I feel like with Olympic sized pools,
- 26:38Speaker 2: it's they might once like one size fits all.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Yeah, they might just be all the same.
- 26:43Speaker 2: With all the all the tricks they're doing and stuff.
- 26:44Speaker 2: You want to make sure when they land in the
- 26:45Speaker 2: pool they're not gonna hit their head on the bottom,
- 26:47Speaker 2: because if there's a shallow wind and they and they
- 26:49Speaker 2: do the trick wrong, they're fucked.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean if they if they had a
- 26:53Speaker 1: like a high dive, then obviously the deep end would be.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Which the high dive, there's those those three, but it
- 26:58Speaker 2: was in the middle of it. So I think that's why,
- 27:00Speaker 2: because because you know, when you're up in the air,
- 27:02Speaker 2: you can literally fly go anywhere. You could shift your
- 27:04Speaker 2: body in any way you want to go. So I
- 27:06Speaker 2: feel like maybe that particular poll was for safety preposes.
- 27:11Speaker 2: They just maybe I don't know.
- 27:12Speaker 1: I don't know, but you should at least have a ladder,
- 27:14Speaker 1: because how do you expect people to get out of
- 27:16Speaker 1: the pool if they can't hoist themselves up, you know,
- 27:18Speaker 1: like oh.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, which actually they could when it was filled up.
- 27:21Speaker 2: He was fine when it was filled up. The issue
- 27:23Speaker 2: was when it was draining and he was still in there.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's no fucking ladder, which I thought was stupid.
- 27:28Speaker 1: And the phone too, This is another fucking stupid thing.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I just every time one of these things happened, I
- 27:33Speaker 1: was like, down, half star, this is so stupid. He
- 27:36Speaker 1: like gets his phone eventually and then drops it in
- 27:38Speaker 1: the water and it dies, And I'm like, this is
- 27:40Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. Fucking phones are waterproof, dude, But maybe they're
- 27:46Speaker 1: Asian countries are so far ahead of us with technology.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Man, maybe tie isn't.
- 27:50Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying it's twenty eighteen. You
- 27:53Speaker 1: should your phone should be waterproof. So those three problems
- 27:56Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. But then yeah, the
- 27:59Speaker 1: other problem too is like did no one fucking go
- 28:01Speaker 1: check on him except for the fan or whatever, Like
- 28:05Speaker 1: there's no one else thinking for this man. You might
- 28:08Speaker 1: know where he is.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Like I said, maybe one or two days, like I
- 28:10Speaker 2: get it, like whatever, but like he was gone for
- 28:12Speaker 2: a straight week, like nobody was, Like he hasn't checked
- 28:17Speaker 2: in what's going on?
- 28:19Speaker 1: If I didn't text my mom or dad for like
- 28:21Speaker 1: five or six days, I'd probably be like, hey, wait,
- 28:23Speaker 1: what are you doing? What's going on? And then they'd
- 28:25Speaker 1: send a search party for me or something like. So
- 28:27Speaker 1: there's just so many problems with this movie. And then
- 28:29Speaker 1: at one point he goes to like get out under
- 28:33Speaker 1: the sewers and then comes back up like in a
- 28:35Speaker 1: different pool or something like that, and I was like,
- 28:37Speaker 1: this is the dumbest ship. Right Like there was apparently
- 28:40Speaker 1: two side by side pools.
- 28:41Speaker 2: I'm like, which is which is so interesting? Because there
- 28:44Speaker 2: were so many wide shots of the pool. I'm like,
- 28:47Speaker 2: I know where the fuck did this come from?
- 28:49Speaker 1: Where did what?
- 28:50Speaker 2: Like, there's there's no way that we saw that big
- 28:54Speaker 2: of a wide shot and we didn't see any second.
- 28:57Speaker 2: It's like the second pool just grew like an hour
- 29:00Speaker 2: into the movie.
- 29:00Speaker 1: As soon as I saw that, that's where I checked out.
- 29:03Speaker 1: I was like, and I'm done, and I just I
- 29:05Speaker 1: tuned in every now and again and that was it.
- 29:07Speaker 2: And then that one specific scene for no god damn
- 29:10Speaker 2: reason you know what's seeing him? I was literally I
- 29:13Speaker 2: literally done, Like I literally like when I said when
- 29:16Speaker 2: I text you, I'm done, Like I kept it on,
- 29:19Speaker 2: but I didn't watch it. I was I was, I
- 29:20Speaker 2: was on Facebook. I'm like, this there's nothing, no.
- 29:23Speaker 1: This movie not there's no redemption here. Yeah, this movie
- 29:26Speaker 1: me to the ground and then just sucking.
- 29:30Speaker 2: One. Like the movies that started to should go up
- 29:33Speaker 2: not down radically.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Yeah, because I like and I was like, no, super decision,
- 29:37Speaker 1: hate this too. Oh this happened terrible one and a half.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, that's great one. Nope, it's like it
- 29:43Speaker 1: just kept going down. Awful. That was awful. Now I
- 29:46Speaker 1: understand the one or the two point six rating. Not
- 29:50Speaker 1: only did the CG just suck a bunch, it's so bad,
- 29:53Speaker 1: it's so bad. It also had a terrible story and
- 29:56Speaker 1: I'm like, character.
- 29:57Speaker 2: I did not Yeah, I didn't give a shit about
- 29:59Speaker 2: any of them.
- 30:00Speaker 1: I didn't have to care about anybody. So it was
- 30:02Speaker 1: just not great. I think the only redeeming thing was
- 30:04Speaker 1: that it was a tie movie. That's really the only
- 30:07Speaker 1: thing that if it was like.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Uh, it wasn't that much dialogue, so like, I know,
- 30:11Speaker 3: no I have to.
- 30:12Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if it was an American main movie happen,
- 30:14Speaker 1: it would have been a half star, like fuck you,
- 30:17Speaker 1: So that's the pool not gonna recommend seeing that would
- 30:22Speaker 1: not No, That's why I'm telling you about it now,
- 30:26Speaker 1: so you don't have to watch it yep, or put
- 30:28Speaker 1: it on if you want to have a laugh. I
- 30:29Speaker 1: don't know. All right, real quick, before we do the movie, ooh, hello,
- 30:35Speaker 1: fancy things, let's talk about some shit that's coming out
- 30:37Speaker 1: on physical media. So I wrote down a whole bunch
- 30:42Speaker 1: of stuff here, and I'll go all the way through
- 30:44Speaker 1: the ones that I know are coming out so and
- 30:46Speaker 1: the ones that are horror as well. So we've got
- 30:48Speaker 1: Poulterguys four K coming out next month September twentieth, be
- 30:51Speaker 1: sure to PERI order that on Amazon. Then we also
- 30:53Speaker 1: have the Watcher Blu ray from IFC Films coming out
- 30:57Speaker 1: on ten to four, so that's October. We computer that
- 31:00Speaker 1: on Amazon as well. Then we have Transfers four K
- 31:04Speaker 1: Full Moon Features. I am gonna wait on that one
- 31:07Speaker 1: because it's fifty dollars right now on Amazon. That's that's
- 31:11Speaker 1: a bit much. And now, but that comes out ten eleven.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Then we've got Happy Birthday to Me Blue ray Keino
- 31:16Speaker 1: Lurber coming out eleven eighteen. Then we've got Earth Girls
- 31:21Speaker 1: Are Easy by Vestaurant, that's a Blu ray coming out
- 31:24Speaker 1: eleven eight twenty two, and then Mystery Men four K
- 31:29Speaker 1: from Keino Why nobody asks for it, but here it
- 31:33Speaker 1: is no mystery Man. Four K yeah, eleven twenty two.
- 31:37Speaker 1: I will be one hundred and ten percent yes buying.
- 31:39Speaker 2: I will get it out of I don't need it,
- 31:41Speaker 2: but I'll get it. Look, I have it on blue ray,
- 31:43Speaker 2: and it's perfectly.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Perfect on blue ray, but it could be even perfect
- 31:47Speaker 1: perfect four K exactly.
- 31:49Speaker 2: That's just one of those movies that you're like, this
- 31:51Speaker 2: is just funny, like I have to get it.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting it, all right. So let's talk about
- 31:58Speaker 1: this movie. Come to Daddy. Still hate that title, but
- 32:01Speaker 1: we're gonna get into the IMDb fact shit right here,
- 32:04Speaker 1: right now. So this movie is from twenty nineteen, released
- 32:07Speaker 1: on February seventh of twenty twenty. This is one of
- 32:10Speaker 1: those movies that went to like festivals and circuits or
- 32:13Speaker 1: not circuits whatever those are. Circuits. Yes, they went to
- 32:16Speaker 1: circuits and film festivals and stuff like that. Rated R
- 32:20Speaker 1: for moderate sex and nudity, severe violence and gore, severe profanity,
- 32:24Speaker 1: seventy four fucks, twelve shits and ten cunts, moderate alcohol,
- 32:29Speaker 1: drugs and smoking, and moderate frightening and intense scenes. Runtime
- 32:32Speaker 1: of an hour and thirty six minutes. I honestly wanted
- 32:35Speaker 1: more of This movie listed as a comedy horror mystery
- 32:39Speaker 1: thriller directed by a man named Aunt Timpson, who has
- 32:42Speaker 1: three directing credits. Also did a short called crab Boy
- 32:46Speaker 1: with an upcoming movie called The Salamander Lives Twice. Don't
- 32:48Speaker 1: know what either of those are, but he definitely did them.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Written by Toby Harvard, who has seven writing credits, and
- 32:54Speaker 1: also did the segment Geeves for Grandad in The Abcs
- 32:57Speaker 1: of Death two, and he also wrote the he Strangler.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Have you seen that Artist? Artist is great? It's the
- 33:08Speaker 1: weirdest fucking movie. Oh god, it's called the I know.
- 33:13Speaker 1: I remember watching that and I was like, my eyes
- 33:15Speaker 1: but I wasn't ready. I was like, I am not
- 33:17Speaker 1: ready for this. I need some milk. That's a funny
- 33:19Speaker 1: fucking movie. It is very weird.
- 33:21Speaker 2: You need some milk.
- 33:23Speaker 1: He needs some milk? Oh yeah, like what, Yeah, he
- 33:27Speaker 1: needs some milk? Is that Kevin Hart thing or whatever?
- 33:29Speaker 1: You never heard that audio on TikTok before.
- 33:31Speaker 2: If I have, I don't remember it.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Some milk, Okay, I don't know. Trying to be hip
- 33:35Speaker 1: and young, I'm not. And then he also wrote crab
- 33:40Speaker 1: Boy in the Salamander movie that Aunt Timpson is involved in,
- 33:43Speaker 1: and Ant Timpson has a writing credit for this because
- 33:46Speaker 1: it was this movie was based in based off of
- 33:48Speaker 1: an idea from him. So it's like, you know character,
- 33:52Speaker 1: you know, it's like how John Carpenter or someone gets
- 33:55Speaker 1: credited for Halloween, like, you know, characters based off of this.
- 33:58Speaker 1: I guess that's what he's gonna credit for this for
- 34:00Speaker 1: I don't know. Composed by a man named Carl Solve
- 34:04Speaker 1: Steven who has forty nine composer credits. Also did a
- 34:06Speaker 1: lot of TV shows and shorts I hadn't heard of.
- 34:09Speaker 1: And then we've got cinematography by Daniel Katz, who has
- 34:12Speaker 1: fifty one cinematographer credits. Also did the Vanishing of Vanus, Vanishing, Vanishing,
- 34:19Speaker 1: This is all fucking natural Soberness Sydney Hall, which is
- 34:24Speaker 1: a really good A twenty four movie if you haven't
- 34:26Speaker 1: seen that one. And then we've got Elijah Wood as
- 34:30Speaker 1: Norville Greenwood, weird fucking name it is, who has one
- 34:35Speaker 1: hundred and twenty acting credits. You might know him from
- 34:37Speaker 1: a little thing called The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
- 34:39Speaker 1: He played a man named Frodo. He was also in
- 34:41Speaker 1: the Faculty as Casey Connor, which is a fucking delightful
- 34:45Speaker 1: I'd call that a team screen from ninety nine, I want.
- 34:49Speaker 2: To say ninety eight.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Eight, one of those two years. And then he is
- 34:53Speaker 1: also in the Maniac remake as Frank, which is a
- 34:57Speaker 1: fucking masterpiece. That is one of the rare times where
- 35:00Speaker 1: I prefer the remake over the original, mainly because of
- 35:03Speaker 1: how it was filmed. Fucking beautiful, Yes, so good. Then
- 35:07Speaker 1: we've got Stephen mccattie as Gordon, who has two hundred
- 35:09Speaker 1: and sixteen acting credits. Was in Pontypool as Grant Mazzie,
- 35:14Speaker 1: Watchman as Hollis Mason and the Fountain as Grand Inquisitor Celestio.
- 35:20Speaker 1: That guy. Then we've got Garfield Wilson as Ronald Plumb.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Really hasn't done too much seventy acting credits TV shows
- 35:28Speaker 1: and stuff I did not recognize. Then we've got Madeleine
- 35:32Speaker 1: say Sammy as Glad as thirty six acting credits. Is
- 35:35Speaker 1: also in Slow West as Merrimacio, which is another great
- 35:38Speaker 1: eight twenty four joint if you haven't seen that as well.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Martin Donovan is Brian one hundred and sixteen acting credits.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Was also in Tenant as Fay Big Little Lies as
- 35:48Speaker 1: Martin Martin Norton, Oh my god, Martin Howard, and Weeds
- 35:52Speaker 1: as Peter Scottson. I know him from Weeds. Yeah. Did
- 35:55Speaker 1: you ever watch that Showeds? Yeah? Yeah, so he is
- 35:57Speaker 1: the FBI agent in Weeds. And then last but not least,
- 36:01Speaker 1: we've got Michael Smiley as Jethrow, who has one hundred
- 36:04Speaker 1: and eight acting credits. Was also in Free Fire as
- 36:06Speaker 1: Frank the Lobster as Loner Swimmer and Rogue One as
- 36:10Speaker 1: doctor Evison Evason. That guy estimated budget of question Mark
- 36:16Speaker 1: because it's an indie film, so sometimes had information is
- 36:19Speaker 1: not available, but apparently it had a worldwide box office
- 36:21Speaker 1: grows of one hundred and seventeen point nine thousand dollars,
- 36:26Speaker 1: so that's something. Film in Tofino and Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
- 36:30Speaker 1: You can watch it on Amazon Prime. I fucking bought
- 36:33Speaker 1: this like when it came out digitally and then like
- 36:35Speaker 1: a month later it was just streaming on Prime. I'm like,
- 36:37Speaker 1: you bitch, Like I don't mind noting it obviously, but
- 36:40Speaker 1: I was like, you s have the bitch movies that
- 36:43Speaker 1: came out around the same time. We've got the Lodge
- 36:46Speaker 1: Color Out of Space, Birds of Prey, and the Fantastical
- 36:49Speaker 1: Emancipation of One Harley Quinn something like that, fantas Fantasy
- 36:54Speaker 1: Island Camp, Coldbrook, VFW, Monster Hunter, Brahms, The Boy two,
- 36:59Speaker 1: and Practical Joe the Movie, and The Invisible Man. One
- 37:03Speaker 1: of the greatest from twenty twenty. That was twenty twenty, right, No, yeah,
- 37:08Speaker 1: Invisible Man twenty twenty.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Sure, twenty twenty was pandemic, so.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Like, yeah, but it was probably January.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it was. Yeah, maybe it was January twenty twenty.
- 37:16Speaker 1: I think it was January, yeah, because I remember being like,
- 37:19Speaker 1: oh god, January is usually when stuff they really kind
- 37:21Speaker 1: of just released stuff. I hope this isn't like one
- 37:24Speaker 1: of those, and then it ended up being one of
- 37:25Speaker 1: the one of the greatest of the years.
- 37:26Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Way good. Let me get out my notes now, because
- 37:30Speaker 1: we're going into a favorite shit here. Did you have
- 37:34Speaker 1: a specific horror memento, sir?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Yes, and no, it's more like I don't mean, it's
- 37:43Speaker 2: pretty much the like the Last.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Kill, the Last One, Oh, okay, like I would.
- 37:50Speaker 2: I would have to say, that's probably like that goes
- 37:54Speaker 2: that that whole scene between like what happens and the
- 37:57Speaker 2: end is probably combination of my horror moment and uh
- 38:00Speaker 2: favorite kill.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Okay, well, my favorite horror moment was the Prong to
- 38:06Speaker 1: the Dick area.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty good though.
- 38:08Speaker 1: That was my favorite horror moment. But then my favorite
- 38:10Speaker 1: kill was the guy who gets crushed and his brain
- 38:13Speaker 1: is like hanging out.
- 38:14Speaker 2: That's what I've done.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Yeah, so our kind of coincide.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Uh.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Did you have a favorite character?
- 38:19Speaker 2: Not really, I I didn't. I didn't love I didn't
- 38:23Speaker 2: hate everybody, but I love them.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Either fucking love jeth Throwe Jethrow.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Maybe the cop, the cop with it with I was
- 38:36Speaker 2: dying maybe, you know what. Honestly, the cop was my
- 38:37Speaker 2: favorite because bullshit.
- 38:40Speaker 1: We'll get and we'll get to that, okay. Uh yeah,
- 38:43Speaker 1: my favorite character is Jet Throw. He's just this weird guy. Uh.
- 38:47Speaker 1: And that's that's the guy played by Michael Smiley, super
- 38:50Speaker 1: weird guy. Yours was the cop that's hilarious. Of the
- 38:54Speaker 1: least favorite character, did you have one?
- 38:57Speaker 2: Yeah? The uh, the coroner, no, uh, the Gordon.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Yes, the old guy.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Yes, I'm trying to the old.
- 39:11Speaker 1: Guy that that that you know, Yes, him, Yeah, same.
- 39:15Speaker 2: I'm not a fan.
- 39:15Speaker 1: He's a he's a bag of ship. I'm not a
- 39:18Speaker 1: fan of that guy at all. A Jesus, uh what
- 39:25Speaker 1: what did you have? A favorite line? There we go,
- 39:27Speaker 1: that's what I mean.
- 39:28Speaker 2: Line no, but a line of dialogue, yes, the whole conversation.
- 39:34Speaker 2: That was so because that's just matter of like m Bruges,
- 39:37Speaker 2: like like the random like just you know what, we're
- 39:39Speaker 2: just gonna we're gonna say as many times we can't
- 39:42Speaker 2: in a sentence, so unnecessary, but it was great. It
- 39:44Speaker 2: was hilarious.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Okay, I had three. First one was when Gordon said
- 39:49Speaker 1: I shouldn't have had that second beer for breakfast. That
- 39:52Speaker 1: made me laugh, Norville calling his uh that hold on
- 39:56Speaker 1: that guy a count over? Yeah, and then and when
- 40:00Speaker 1: Jethro said I'm out of here like Vladimir.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Yeah, that's dumb, but yeah, funny, so stupid.
- 40:07Speaker 1: I hate you, fucking hate you. Oh man, this movie
- 40:11Speaker 1: is like shockingly hilarious, Like it's funny because they play
- 40:15Speaker 1: it so straight, and then the comedy will just kind
- 40:17Speaker 1: of come out of nowhere and you're like that was
- 40:19Speaker 1: perfectly timed. Yeah, every single time, I'm like, all right,
- 40:22Speaker 1: I could.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Yeah. The tallest shift of this movie is very different
- 40:25Speaker 2: in the last like a half hour.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it goes through a lot. It's a lot
- 40:29Speaker 1: of fun. So let's see here, all right IMDb summary.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Right here is a man in his thirties travels through
- 40:37Speaker 1: a remote cabin to reconnect with his a strange father.
- 40:40Speaker 1: So right off the bat, this movie doesn't waste any time.
- 40:44Speaker 1: And you see a like a big bus traveling through
- 40:48Speaker 1: the forest and then it stops and then Norville gets
- 40:51Speaker 1: off who is Elijah Wood? And then motherfucker just like
- 40:54Speaker 1: goes into the into the woods.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Yeah, he just walks.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Walks into the woods with this giant luggage bag.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Some might say Elijah walked in the woods yits yeah those.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Dad, No, he really did though. So he's just going
- 41:09Speaker 1: over down trees and all this shit. He looks way
- 41:12Speaker 1: too fancy to be there. And then eventually he finally
- 41:15Speaker 1: stumbles upon you know, a shore and there's sand and
- 41:19Speaker 1: you know there's like either the oh some sort of
- 41:21Speaker 1: ocean or a lake or something there, and then there's
- 41:23Speaker 1: just this awesome like UFO style house. That's what at
- 41:26Speaker 1: least that's what Elijah would calls it. And it's i'd
- 41:30Speaker 1: say what like twenty feet off the ground or something
- 41:32Speaker 1: like that. It's pretty high up on the ground. And
- 41:35Speaker 1: then he goes up there and knocks on the door
- 41:37Speaker 1: and says, hey, Dad, it's me. Oh my god, you
- 41:40Speaker 1: send me that note. And Dad is like, looks like
- 41:44Speaker 1: who are you?
- 41:45Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a there's a good thirty second pause of
- 41:47Speaker 2: just back and forth of like who the fuck.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, it's me, your son, norvil Uh.
- 41:55Speaker 1: I got your letter and I'm here, and then he
- 41:56Speaker 1: just like embraces him and hugs him, and I'm like, already,
- 41:59Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable. Something's going on here. This is my third
- 42:03Speaker 1: time watching it, so I already know all the twisties
- 42:06Speaker 1: that happen. There's like i'd say, there's like four or
- 42:07Speaker 1: five different twists and turns. We'll probably do one or two,
- 42:11Speaker 1: not all of them. So immediately I know what's going
- 42:13Speaker 1: on at this point going into the movie. But you know,
- 42:17Speaker 1: he gets there and his dad's acting all weird, and
- 42:20Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I guess I would be too
- 42:22Speaker 1: if I hadn't seen my son and it had been
- 42:24Speaker 1: like thirty thirty years thirty years. But he's like it
- 42:27Speaker 1: just seems like he's irritated that he's there, and that's
- 42:31Speaker 1: when his name is Gordon Norvel's dad, and that's when
- 42:36Speaker 1: he's like, hey, we should go take a picture out
- 42:38Speaker 1: on our little deck. And Norvil's got this limited.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Gold limited real gold phone.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Yeah limit, there's only twenty May, and I'm like.
- 42:48Speaker 2: No, there's nineteen.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why would you have that? So he goes
- 42:51Speaker 1: to take a picture, it falls into the water, breaks
- 42:54Speaker 1: on the rock, and you know, of course, Elij's like
- 42:56Speaker 1: what the fuck hello, and he's like, yeah, now there's
- 42:58Speaker 1: night dealing. And that's when he says I shouldn't have
- 43:00Speaker 1: had that second beer for breakfast, and I was like, ah, nice,
- 43:04Speaker 1: that's gonna be me one day. So yeah, his phone
- 43:07Speaker 1: is in communicado, which watching it again, I felt was
- 43:12Speaker 1: done intentionally and you'll know why when you watch the movie.
- 43:16Speaker 1: So then we find out later too that Norville doesn't
- 43:19Speaker 1: drink something about he was dependent on it. And then
- 43:23Speaker 1: he also tried to kill himself.
- 43:25Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried to kill himself.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Did he did he say sorry?
- 43:28Speaker 2: He said he was he got close, that's right.
- 43:31Speaker 1: He wrote the letter.
- 43:32Speaker 2: He wrote the letter, He filled the tub and he
- 43:34Speaker 2: got in the tub and he just didn't go through
- 43:36Speaker 2: with it.
- 43:37Speaker 1: He didn't do it, so you find out that he
- 43:40Speaker 1: obviously was suicidal at one point. That's why he doesn't drink.
- 43:43Speaker 1: And then his fucking dad. His dad just like looks
- 43:46Speaker 1: at him like that's a cute story, pours a huge
- 43:49Speaker 1: glass of wine and then like chugs it in front
- 43:51Speaker 1: of him. He's like, are you tempted? I'm like, wow,
- 43:54Speaker 1: what a dick, Like, why are you calling me all
- 43:57Speaker 1: You're calling me all the way out here to ask
- 43:59Speaker 1: me about not drinking. A fucking loser. So I thought
- 44:02Speaker 1: that was a pretty dick move. And then they're talking
- 44:05Speaker 1: and this is probably my I think this is probably
- 44:07Speaker 1: my favorite interaction the whole movie, because we find out
- 44:10Speaker 1: that Norvil's dad, Gordon, used to be a limo driver
- 44:14Speaker 1: and norvels in the music business, and he name drops
- 44:17Speaker 1: all these people rappers I can't remember their name, but
- 44:19Speaker 1: then he name drops Elton John and this is like
- 44:21Speaker 1: my favorite fucking conversations. It is so funny because, uh,
- 44:26Speaker 1: Norvil's going on and on about Elton, I mean, Reginald
- 44:29Speaker 1: and about all this stuff, and his dad's like, no shit,
- 44:33Speaker 1: I know Elton John. I was this limo driver for
- 44:35Speaker 1: ten years, and you're like, oh, this is cool. They
- 44:38Speaker 1: both know Elton John. So then Gordon's like, you know what,
- 44:42Speaker 1: let's call him. Norble's like no, no, no, he doesn't
- 44:45Speaker 1: like to be called after eight, and Gordon's like, he
- 44:47Speaker 1: told me to call him.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Over never, let's fucking go.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Let's go, and so he like goes to start calling
- 44:54Speaker 1: him up and then that's when he's like whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, like,
- 44:58Speaker 1: don't actually know him, and Gordon was like huh interesting
- 45:02Speaker 1: and hangs up the phone, and it was like, neither do.
- 45:04Speaker 2: I I was really hoping they would have just gone
- 45:08Speaker 2: with it because who was he actually calling, I know,
- 45:13Speaker 2: dialing random number.
- 45:14Speaker 1: He was just dialing a random number. I thought it
- 45:16Speaker 1: was so funny. It was like so so both of
- 45:18Speaker 1: them were bullshitting each other, and then his dad is like, well,
- 45:21Speaker 1: now we know you're full of shit, and I'm like, dude,
- 45:23Speaker 1: did you just invite your son here to just like
- 45:25Speaker 1: completely shit all over him, because like that's a weird
- 45:28Speaker 1: thing to do. I haven't seen you in thirty years,
- 45:30Speaker 1: by the way, fuck you what the hell? Man? So
- 45:33Speaker 1: it's you're like at this point, you're like so confused
- 45:35Speaker 1: what is actually happening with this man? So they both
- 45:39Speaker 1: don't know Elton Elton John. They both confess and that
- 45:45Speaker 1: night this is actually something else too that if you
- 45:48Speaker 1: hear this is the first time I actually heard this
- 45:51Speaker 1: out of three times I've watched it. But he's snooping
- 45:53Speaker 1: on his dad. Actually, wait, it might not be this time. Sorry,
- 45:58Speaker 1: it's it's later on. But he snoops in on a
- 46:00Speaker 1: on his dad on the phone, and he, you know,
- 46:02Speaker 1: he hears normals till normal like runs across the house
- 46:04Speaker 1: and acts like he's asleep, and then Gordon comes in
- 46:07Speaker 1: and checks on him to make sure he's asleep. So
- 46:09Speaker 1: you're like, okay, what's that up to. He's up to
- 46:11Speaker 1: some shady shit. You know, it's kind of suspicious to
- 46:14Speaker 1: do that. Why are you checking on him? Like he's
- 46:16Speaker 1: your you know, five year old, So that was kind
- 46:19Speaker 1: of weird. Red flags are definitely going off for sure.
- 46:23Speaker 1: And then the next day when they're talking, he sorry,
- 46:28Speaker 1: he's asking Gordon like, why did you want me here?
- 46:31Speaker 1: You asked me here? It seems like you don't want
- 46:33Speaker 1: me here? What's going on? And then like a few
- 46:35Speaker 1: seconds go by and he's like, I gotta take a
- 46:37Speaker 1: shit and then let's go for a swims. What I
- 46:41Speaker 1: just asked you why you called me here after thirty
- 46:43Speaker 1: years and you had a shit? That's what we're going with, right,
- 46:47Speaker 1: So you're like, Okay, Dad is really in a weird mood.
- 46:51Speaker 1: And I love this scene too, when they're on the
- 46:53Speaker 1: beach and they're both just standing there not doing anything,
- 46:56Speaker 1: and then they both just charge into the ocean. But
- 46:58Speaker 1: then Gordon stops and it's just Elijah in the water.
- 47:01Speaker 1: So he's like on his back and shit just floating out,
- 47:03Speaker 1: you know, in the ocean or wherever they are, and
- 47:06Speaker 1: like it was like a rock that lands like right
- 47:09Speaker 1: next to his head. Yeah, he has like this huge
- 47:11Speaker 1: rock about you know, he headsize that just lands about
- 47:15Speaker 1: three inches to norvels right, And then of course he
- 47:18Speaker 1: pops up and looks at Gordon, who's just standing on
- 47:20Speaker 1: the beach like fucking weirdo. And you're like, okay, at
- 47:24Speaker 1: this point, like what were you when you're your first
- 47:26Speaker 1: time watching at this point your first watch, Like what
- 47:28Speaker 1: were you feeling?
- 47:30Speaker 2: Well, my first watch, I didn't know what happened, but
- 47:32Speaker 2: I was no.
- 47:33Speaker 1: I'm saying like that, I'm saying like on your first
- 47:34Speaker 1: watch at that point, like, what did you think was
- 47:36Speaker 1: going on? Because I I was like, does he want
- 47:38Speaker 1: to like bring him out there to kill him and
- 47:40Speaker 1: collect on some insurance or something like That's what I thought.
- 47:43Speaker 1: I thought he brought him out there to kill him
- 47:45Speaker 1: for some reason, Like I don't know what it was,
- 47:47Speaker 1: but I figured that's what that's what was going on
- 47:50Speaker 1: because it seemed like he wanted him dead. With breaking
- 47:52Speaker 1: his phone, that felt like it was on purpose. Throwing
- 47:55Speaker 1: a boulder at him, I mean, there was no one
- 47:56Speaker 1: else in there. That boulder didn't just fall from the sky.
- 47:59Speaker 1: So it's very suspicious right now as to what's going on,
- 48:02Speaker 1: and you kind of get a sense that his dad
- 48:05Speaker 1: isn't who he says he is or something. So yeah,
- 48:09Speaker 1: this is when you hear him on the phone again,
- 48:12Speaker 1: and if you hear it, listen really close to he says,
- 48:15Speaker 1: I don't want to be a babysitter.
- 48:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:17Speaker 1: So you think at this point that he's talking to
- 48:19Speaker 1: Norval's mom because I believe by this point he's called
- 48:22Speaker 1: her once or twice, Yeah, talking about how how weird
- 48:25Speaker 1: dad is. So I think you're like, Okay, maybe he's
- 48:27Speaker 1: just talking to the wife he doesn't want to be
- 48:30Speaker 1: a babysitter. That's kind of weird. Why did you? And again,
- 48:33Speaker 1: why did you invite him out there? This makes no sense?
- 48:36Speaker 1: Excuse me? And then he asks again about the fucking letter.
- 48:39Speaker 1: He's like, dude, why are you? Like, what do you
- 48:41Speaker 1: what did you want me for? And then he says
- 48:43Speaker 1: fucking drop it. He's like, Okay, you left when I
- 48:45Speaker 1: was five. It's thirty years later. What's going on? And
- 48:48Speaker 1: then Gordon's like, I don't know, you shit, and he's
- 48:50Speaker 1: like becoming increasingly more drunk and drunk, and it's like
- 48:53Speaker 1: the middle of the fucking day and he's just fucking hammered,
- 48:56Speaker 1: chugging bottles of alcohol and uh, Norvil says he knows
- 49:00Speaker 1: exactly what's going on, but Gordon's like, you don't know
- 49:02Speaker 1: what's fucking going on, And turns out he really doesn't
- 49:04Speaker 1: fucking know what going on because shit happens. And Normal's like, no,
- 49:09Speaker 1: you wrote that when you were drunk and you don't
- 49:11Speaker 1: remember sending it, and that's what happened. And then I
- 49:14Speaker 1: think this is when they get into that weird, cunt.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Com weird conversation.
- 49:19Speaker 1: He calls Gordon calls Normal a hunt for wearing clothing
- 49:24Speaker 1: or something, and it's just like you probably shove rats
- 49:27Speaker 1: up your vagina and You're like, what the fuck is
- 49:30Speaker 1: the what is this? So that all goes on and
- 49:33Speaker 1: tensions start like really like rising, and then Normal's like,
- 49:38Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna leave. And then Gordon's like,
- 49:42Speaker 1: if you if you left right now, you died in
- 49:44Speaker 1: those woods. Yeah, and I'm like, well, he did walk there,
- 49:47Speaker 1: so he could probably get out. But again I'm like,
- 49:49Speaker 1: maybe that's code for if you leave, I'm gonna send
- 49:51Speaker 1: someone to track you down. Yeah. Like it's it's so
- 49:56Speaker 1: weird at this point, so Normal doesn't know what to do.
- 50:00Speaker 1: And then this is when Gordon fucking pulls a cleaver
- 50:03Speaker 1: out on his ass, like I'm talking huge meat cleaver
- 50:06Speaker 1: ye for no fucking reason, and then starts going to
- 50:11Speaker 1: attack him. And then he clutches his chest uh no,
- 50:14Speaker 1: not Norvil Gordon and falls over dead just just man
- 50:20Speaker 1: has a heart attack right in front of his son,
- 50:23Speaker 1: which I thought was kind of a twist. If that
- 50:25Speaker 1: was a small twist for me, I was like, oh,
- 50:27Speaker 1: he's fucking dead. Dad is gone, Oh shit, okay.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that's the only that's only about like
- 50:32Speaker 2: forty minutes in the movie.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about thirty forty minutes in. So I'm like,
- 50:36Speaker 1: oh shit, okay, like that's kind of interesting. And then
- 50:40Speaker 1: he calls to report the death, and the fucking cop
- 50:43Speaker 1: who shows up, he's just like, you know, he's just
- 50:47Speaker 1: like staring him down. He's like, I believe you. It's like,
- 50:49Speaker 1: why do you believe me? He's like, you got crazy eyes.
- 50:51Speaker 1: He's like, I got this theory that all bad guys
- 50:54Speaker 1: have raisin eyes and you don't have raisin eyes.
- 50:56Speaker 2: And I'm like what, And then he looks at the
- 50:58Speaker 2: guys like that motherfuckers raisin eyes.
- 51:00Speaker 1: He's like that your dad. He's like yeah.
- 51:02Speaker 2: He's like I'm sorry, which is funny too, because Norville
- 51:06Speaker 2: did lie. He did, didn't. He left out the whole
- 51:10Speaker 2: confrontation left He actually lied about what happened. So I'm like,
- 51:14Speaker 2: this cop is stupid.
- 51:16Speaker 1: I'm sorry, pal, But the whole raisin thing is I've
- 51:20Speaker 1: never heard that before ever. Of just like, yeah, raisin eyes,
- 51:24Speaker 1: I've never heard that theory. And of course it's it's
- 51:26Speaker 1: the small town cop who comes up with this raisin
- 51:28Speaker 1: eye theory and it's hilarious because he was spot on
- 51:32Speaker 1: with Gordon because he was obviously evil old man drunk
- 51:35Speaker 1: trying to kill his son, Like, who fucking does that?
- 51:37Speaker 1: It's been thirty years, come out to the farm. I'll
- 51:39Speaker 1: fucking chappion half with Mike Cleaver. But yeah, that whole
- 51:43Speaker 1: interaction was so and it was like perfectly you know,
- 51:46Speaker 1: like like the comedy was so well timed because you're like,
- 51:49Speaker 1: holy shit, what's going on? And then you get a
- 51:51Speaker 1: little bit of comic relief and you're like, it's kind
- 51:53Speaker 1: of funny even though there's a dead guy right there.
- 51:55Speaker 1: You're like, that's kind of funny. Because after that the
- 52:00Speaker 1: cop on cut when he when he uncovers Gordon and
- 52:02Speaker 1: says he has raising eyes. He's like, okay, the corner
- 52:05Speaker 1: will take it from here. You know, she's gonna come
- 52:09Speaker 1: do her thing. And then my like my favorite follow
- 52:12Speaker 1: up to the little conversation they had, he was like,
- 52:13Speaker 1: I can burpman command if it'll make you feel better,
- 52:16Speaker 1: and then it just yeah, dead ass at him and
- 52:19Speaker 1: as soon as normals like no, I'm okay, he's like.
- 52:23Speaker 2: Like it must be a small island for this cop
- 52:26Speaker 2: to be like.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Just like Jesus crazy. He didn't even consent to that,
- 52:31Speaker 1: and you're burping through him saying no. It's like all right,
- 52:35Speaker 1: So yeah, honestly that cop was pretty good. It was
- 52:38Speaker 1: a pretty good, just small role. So yeah, he just
- 52:41Speaker 1: burbs right through normal saying no. Which it's just it
- 52:44Speaker 1: was so funny. I forgot about that scene that it happened,
- 52:46Speaker 1: and I just started cackling. It was so funny. And
- 52:49Speaker 1: this is when the corner shows up takes the body
- 52:52Speaker 1: and she's like, Hey, I'm gonna embalm him, do all
- 52:54Speaker 1: the ship that I need to do, and then I'm
- 52:55Speaker 1: gonna bring him back here. Normles like wait what you're
- 52:58Speaker 1: bringing him back? He's like, there's a flood and storage
- 53:01Speaker 1: is a problem, so we'll have to come back here.
- 53:03Speaker 1: But don't worry. He'll be good. He'll be all embalmed
- 53:05Speaker 1: and blood.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Like how weird is that?
- 53:08Speaker 1: That is weird? But I mean small town, you know
- 53:10Speaker 1: what I mean?
- 53:10Speaker 2: True, But like you're dead, dead or dead whoever, like,
- 53:14Speaker 2: like in.
- 53:15Speaker 3: General, anything dead in my house will be weird.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean they're good to go, they're not
- 53:20Speaker 2: going to smell or anything, but like what if they
- 53:22Speaker 2: forget He's there and they and they just like you
- 53:25Speaker 2: try to sell a house and you forget that he's
- 53:27Speaker 2: in the bonnets. It's like it's like that's that's from
- 53:29Speaker 2: step brothers.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Yeah, oh good, it's just died yesterday. Could you give
- 53:35Speaker 1: us some space? He just died yesterday, spregancy Dick Derek.
- 53:42Speaker 1: So that's really weird. So not only is his dad dad,
- 53:45Speaker 1: now he has to live with his dead body in
- 53:47Speaker 1: the house, which sounds like so much fun. He's just
- 53:51Speaker 1: he was just like what and now he has to
- 53:53Speaker 1: wait for family to come and take care, you know,
- 53:55Speaker 1: like they have to have a funeral for the dad
- 53:58Speaker 1: and all this shit. So it's it's just like so
- 54:01Speaker 1: much is happening to poor Norvil at this point, You're like,
- 54:04Speaker 1: holy shit. So he is gonna be at the house
- 54:08Speaker 1: while his family makes arrangement. And then this is when
- 54:10Speaker 1: the coroner mentions the normal that he has kind eyes.
- 54:12Speaker 1: And I'm sure Norma's like, what the fuck is everyone
- 54:14Speaker 1: talking about my eyes today? It's like yeah, he's like,
- 54:16Speaker 1: Normal's like, yeah, I don't have raisin eyes, according to
- 54:20Speaker 1: that cop. And he's like Raisin and she's like raisin eyes.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Who the fuck' said that the cop. She's like, yeah,
- 54:24Speaker 1: he's like fucking idiot. It's like yeah, so I've got
- 54:28Speaker 1: kind unraisin eyes, That's what I've got. So anyways, the
- 54:33Speaker 1: later that day she comes back with the father. They
- 54:35Speaker 1: have like a small heart to heart saying, you know, hey,
- 54:37Speaker 1: I know it's weird, but like just talk, you know,
- 54:39Speaker 1: just talk to him, get all the things out that
- 54:41Speaker 1: you wanted to say, and just just do it while
- 54:44Speaker 1: he's here, you know, while you have the time, and
- 54:47Speaker 1: like I could see that, I could see that happening
- 54:49Speaker 1: or like helping, you know what I mean. I know
- 54:50Speaker 1: it's weird, but like, yeah, say all the stuff you
- 54:52Speaker 1: wanted to stay over the past thirty years that you couldn't.
- 54:55Speaker 1: And then this is where it gets really weird. It
- 54:57Speaker 1: kind of takes like this paranorm normal turn almost because
- 55:02Speaker 1: that night he starts hearing all this banging like around
- 55:05Speaker 1: the house, which wasn't there before. It was. This is
- 55:09Speaker 1: the first time it's happened, so you're like, okay, is
- 55:11Speaker 1: this about to go full on? Like like ooky spooky,
- 55:15Speaker 1: Like what's going on? I don't understand. So he goes
- 55:18Speaker 1: to investigate and then he sees the room where his
- 55:20Speaker 1: dad is that, and the fucking body bag is like open.
- 55:23Speaker 1: It's like unzipped a little bit, and you're like, okay,
- 55:25Speaker 1: that was definitely zipped all the way. So he closes
- 55:27Speaker 1: it and continues to hear banging all throughout the next day,
- 55:30Speaker 1: and then he goes to call the corner at some
- 55:32Speaker 1: point for something.
- 55:33Speaker 3: And then the phone rings because he got drunk.
- 55:36Speaker 1: No no, no, He goes to call and then when
- 55:38Speaker 1: he picks it, oh yeah, yeah, there's no one there.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Yeah the first time.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Yeah, So and he's like, hello, what's going on? So
- 55:43Speaker 1: no one's on the other end of the line. You're like, Okay,
- 55:47Speaker 1: goes back to the room where his dad is. That
- 55:49Speaker 1: body bag is slightly opened. Again. You're like, what the
- 55:51Speaker 1: fuck's going on. Either someone's in the house doing this
- 55:54Speaker 1: or it's fucking paranormal. What's happening? More banging that night,
- 55:59Speaker 1: and more bang the next morning. And then when he's
- 56:01Speaker 1: peeing the next day, he he like looks out this
- 56:04Speaker 1: little window, sees like someone walking in the woods hides
- 56:07Speaker 1: looks back and there's no one there again, and I'm like,
- 56:09Speaker 1: it literally turns into a fucking ghost movie. Yeah, it's
- 56:12Speaker 1: really weird and it's not ghost movie at all, because uh,
- 56:16Speaker 1: we're about to find out. But later that night, he
- 56:18Speaker 1: pours himself a huge glass of wine because I think
- 56:21Speaker 1: i'd probably give in to see my dad after thirty years,
- 56:26Speaker 1: him almost trying to kill me, him dying. There's banging
- 56:29Speaker 1: noises in the house. I'm seeing people in the woods
- 56:31Speaker 1: just gonna say fuck it. And then it cuts to
- 56:33Speaker 1: him later just fucking having the time of his life,
- 56:35Speaker 1: peeing off rocks into the ocean, having the having like
- 56:39Speaker 1: a blast. And that's when he picks up the phone.
- 56:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and starts like hitting on this just the
- 56:44Speaker 2: corner while he's drunk.
- 56:45Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's like, we had something, you know.
- 56:48Speaker 2: She's like, no, no, we didn't.
- 56:49Speaker 1: But it's weird because like when they were talking, it
- 56:51Speaker 1: seems like they did. I got that vibe, and I'm like, okay,
- 56:54Speaker 1: I know she's trying to be nice.
- 56:55Speaker 2: Probably why.
- 56:58Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean it was probably done intentional,
- 57:00Speaker 1: because like she really gave off the vibe that she
- 57:02Speaker 1: was interested in him and she wanted to go to fucking.
- 57:06Speaker 2: And when she downtown that night, man, and when she
- 57:08Speaker 2: mentioned like the phone number, she didn't say, here's the
- 57:10Speaker 2: number to the Corners office.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Here's my phone.
- 57:12Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, okay, I'm not like like I'm
- 57:15Speaker 2: not the smartest when it comes to women, but I'm like,
- 57:18Speaker 2: if a woman strictly gives me her numbers, so this
- 57:20Speaker 2: is my number, not hey, this is the numbers to
- 57:22Speaker 2: the office, yeah.
- 57:23Speaker 1: This is mine, i'd be like, okay.
- 57:25Speaker 2: So so when is it, Dick, what are we doing here?
- 57:28Speaker 1: Wow?
- 57:29Speaker 2: Okay, not really, but you know what I'm.
- 57:30Speaker 1: Saying, whenever, Yeah, when are we going on a date?
- 57:32Speaker 1: Because like you're obviously interested, right probably obviously not obviously not. Yeah,
- 57:38Speaker 1: so because and she's like adamant about it too, And
- 57:40Speaker 1: of course he's like, but wait no, I really like
- 57:42Speaker 1: hold on, like can you just like come hang out,
- 57:44Speaker 1: like just come over and hang out? I did you?
- 57:46Speaker 1: Yeah She's like no. He's like, oh come on. I
- 57:48Speaker 1: just like he's like, I need someone. So she says no,
- 57:50Speaker 1: and I'm like, interesting, Okay, you know, respect you if
- 57:53Speaker 1: you do this, not if that's not what you want. Respect,
- 57:55Speaker 1: Like no worries. I just I was on fucking normal side.
- 57:58Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, for real, I felt something there two
- 58:00Speaker 1: for them, So you know, he's like fucking whatever. So
- 58:05Speaker 1: he hangs with the phone. She's like, don't call me
- 58:07Speaker 1: outside business hours, Okay, all right, fine, And then here's
- 58:11Speaker 1: more banging noise and I'm wondering if it's the dead
- 58:14Speaker 1: dad at this point, and then he just that's when
- 58:16Speaker 1: he lets it all out in front of his dad.
- 58:17Speaker 1: He's like, you're freaking you're the cunt, blah blah blah,
- 58:19Speaker 1: and then he falls asleep next to him. And then
- 58:21Speaker 1: he wakes up the next day next to his dead
- 58:23Speaker 1: dad and his fucking head has turned to look So
- 58:27Speaker 1: you're like, what is happening? Ghost story? It's not a
- 58:31Speaker 1: ghost story. We're about to get there, ladies and gentlemen.
- 58:35Speaker 1: So yeah, this is when Norville notices something odd in
- 58:39Speaker 1: the wall, like on the wall, there's like a little
- 58:41Speaker 1: section of wall that like pulls out and there's like
- 58:44Speaker 1: a little cubby full of shit in there. And he
- 58:47Speaker 1: sees pictures of what we assume is him as a kid,
- 58:51Speaker 1: his mom, and then a guy plot twist. The guy
- 58:56Speaker 1: is not the guy that it's that that yeah, that
- 59:00Speaker 1: like that is in the body bag. So Gordon is
- 59:03Speaker 1: not the man in the pictures. It is a completely
- 59:05Speaker 1: different face. So at this point you're like Okay, obviously
- 59:10Speaker 1: Gordon's not my dad, or he is my dad, and
- 59:14Speaker 1: these are pictures of another man and like a different kid, yes,
- 59:18Speaker 1: because you don't know that it's you know, you don't
- 59:21Speaker 1: know that it's Elijah would in those pictures. It's just
- 59:23Speaker 1: you know, like it's like, okay, those are the two possibilities. Okay,
- 59:25Speaker 1: maybe this.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Is, by the way, by the way Elijah would act,
- 59:29Speaker 2: so you can assume.
- 59:30Speaker 1: Yeah, you can assume because of how he's acting. But
- 59:33Speaker 1: at the same time, and you're like, okay, you know
- 59:35Speaker 1: those pictures are if they're if they're you with your dad,
- 59:37Speaker 1: that was you when you were five years your old
- 59:39Speaker 1: or younger. So it's like, yeah, you're like, okay, I
- 59:42Speaker 1: don't know what's going on here, but you can assume
- 59:44Speaker 1: that that is not his dad, and his dad the
- 59:46Speaker 1: guy in the pictures is his dad, And you're like,
- 59:48Speaker 1: where's that guy? If Gordon was in his house and
- 59:52Speaker 1: now ted So that's a huge fucking twist right there.
- 59:56Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, the guy that was posing
- 59:58Speaker 1: as his dad, I don't think that's his dad anymore.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: And then that's when he continues to keep hearing noises
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: and at this point he's fucking fed up with it,
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: pulls off this rug like that's the only rug in
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: the center of the room. And there's like this fucking
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: man hole cover that lives up into this secret room downstairs.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: That's like twist number three, Like what the fuck is this? Okay,
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: so that's where the noise is coming from. Obviously it's
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: not ghosts and all that shit. And then he goes
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: down in there and he sees this guy down in there.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: He's got one arm tied up, he's all bloodied and battered,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: he's missing an ear. And it's the guy from the
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: photos upstairs. And you're like, so this is your dad downstairs.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Guy upstairs, You're like at this point, you're like, this
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: is a lot to digest. So his name is Brian,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: and he's down there. And as soon as they start
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: to be like you know, cause even Brian's like, oh
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: my god, Norville, you came, like my son, it's good
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: to see you. But You're like, I don't know, man,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: I feel like this still might be an act. I
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: don't know what to believe anymore.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: I'm still wondering how he sent that letter, what how
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: did him tied up down there? Even send the letter.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: He may have sent it before oh yeah, before he
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: got tied up the show. Yeah maybe I don't you know,
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: like I don't know it's true.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know how long he was down there.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know how long he was down there.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: He might have sent it before knowing he was probably
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: gonna be in trouble, you know what I mean. He
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: probably sends it up prehmptively like fuck, like after after
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: what happened with the group happened, He's probably like, fuck,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna need some help, so that he might have
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: done it them. But yeah, I kind of wondered that too.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: It is definitely a question I had. So as soon
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: as they're like trying to talk this all out, they
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: hear footsteps upstairs and Brian's like, okay, uh, you gotta
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: like you gotta go hide the night. He's like, these
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: next ninety seconds are gonna change your life forever. Men
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: upstairs are coming down here to hurt and kill me.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: You have to hide, and then you know, at the
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: right time, you come out and club this guy to
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: death with like a five pound weight, like what And
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: that's where all ended, cause you're so much happens so much,
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: so much happens, and and this is only about fifty
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: three minutes into the movie. And there's like another good
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: forty minutes after this with more twisties and turns and
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: body count starts to pile up. It's fucking wild. Yeah yeah,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: so here, let's hear it. Let's hear your thoughts. Overall
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: consensusul Can, I can't speak to that consensus of this.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: I mean I liked it, that's it.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah, and a podcast, bye, guys. No,
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: I mean, well, so the first time I watched it,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: obviously with you back whenever, like you've already seen it,
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: was you saw it prior to me watching it with you,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: so yeah, because you're the one who told me you
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: should watch this, and you had it on Primes. So
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: I came over and we watched it.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: Yeah, exup, I've to have even heard of it at
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: the time.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I should have wrote that down one of
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: the few times have you heard this? Have you seen this? Note?
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: Yes? Well, during this podcast I've mentioned too that I've
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: not either seen or heard of what movie wise, what
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: cat people haven't seen? And I've never a company of
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: wolves or whatever it's called.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, do when I get whenever that comes in,
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: we'll have to watch that because it's like I said,
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: it's got like a three point four and I'm like,
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I've never even heard of this movie. It's gotta be good.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: So yeah, back to this.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: But so so so I didn't know going in what
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: to expect. You gave me us a brief synopsis, but
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: nothing to like prepare me for what actually does happen,
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: So you know, you know, you know, watching or whatever.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like at the end of the
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: first watch, like you were saying, not necessarily a lot
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: to digest, but you're just like, I saw a lot
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: of stuff in my eyes in an hour into thirty
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: two minutes.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Yeah for seriously, Like I mean, for a short run time.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: Like I mentioned earlier, it goes the total total I.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Can't speak, OK, dude, it's contagious today.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: Total shifts, and like you said, it's got like four
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: different categories of of genres. So we have the first
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: I want to say, like the first twenty twenty five
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: minutes is like drama slash dark comedy. And then when
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: we reveal this guy downstairs who's supposedly his real Dad,
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: We get now into okay, there's a man downstairs, which
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: we can get into the horror element.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Of it all, definitely like thriller mystery. At that point
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: you're like what, And then.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: When we get introduced to another character, it goes back
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: into the type of comedy thriller type of thing. And
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: then when we get to also more of a conversation
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: that you know on Norville has with this actual so
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: called maybe real Dad, we get more into the mystery
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: of like, Okay, now we know we're the thirty years gone,
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: why this happened? Blah blah blah. And now we're about
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: an hour into the movie. It's a little about thirty minutes,
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: give or take. So now we have three out of
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: four of the said genres all on the table. So
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: now now it starts the third act of unraveling. But
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: you're like, okay, there's only thirty minutes. What the fuck?
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: Like is it gonna be rushed? Like now we're wondering,
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: like we got all this information and now we only
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: have so little time to unravel the rest of this,
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: like are we gonna rush it? Like most movies? Like
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: not most movies. Some movies would or are we going
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: to make sense of this, and now it's going to
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: be like a run for your life. Well kind of
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: where are we going from here? Because I feel like
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: it has you know, cross all the t's daughter of
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: the lines at this point. So now you're like, like,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: what's going on? And then and then it just goes
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: like full blown like like thriller horror, the comedies out
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: the window. The mystery not been solved, but you but
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: it has in a sense like you still have questions,
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: but now the big question has been answered more or less.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: So now it goes all ways straight to like like
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: that thriller horror like you know that's like you said,
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: the body count start like starts, yeah, like outside of
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: the unfortunate uh heart attack the Gordon took, which you
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: know that that's just normal stuff, like no one killed anybody.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: He just died, probably died of probably too much drinking
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: and stress.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: That makes sense. This is now where the horror BodyCount,
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: like the horror elements of this movie start to take place.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: And it's literally NonStop for the next half hour.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, it goes like full Scooby Doo chasing adventure.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: It's like a certain point where someone's trying to get
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: something back and it's just like.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: All this shit and then all that's done, and then
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: you have the conclusion of about two and a half
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: three minutes maybe give or take back to drama.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm just like, yeah, I like.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: What like like the the amount of tonal changes in
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: the short amount of time is and the way it
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: works most A lot of times, I can't say most
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: A lot of times it doesn't work very like well,
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: usually if you have a dark comedy and a horror,
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: that's all it is. But they mixed like four things
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: in there and it all fit. Like the mystery aspect
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: was was the whole like Okay, why was he gone
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: for thirty years? Like like what like what happened?
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Is?
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: Is normal? Gonna get his questions answered blah blah blah,
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: and then you know, in that short little like you know,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: three to five minute conversation that they have, you get
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: that answer. It may not be as satisfying as you
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: were hoping, but you get the answer of the thirty
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: year gap, which is understandable. So the whole mystery aspect
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: is done for in five minutes or less, but like
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: done correctly. Yeah, I didn't feel like anything was missing.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: I felt like it was perfectly said. I mean, yes,
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: we still had questions, but like the big answer was there,
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: and I feel like maybe later on we'd get we
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: would get those answers, or maybe by the time the
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: movie ends we realize we don't really care if we
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: get those answers or not. They're just they're just there
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: because you know, every explanation required, you know, sometimes there's
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: always good there's alsos gonna be another question with an explanation,
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: no matter what, because nothing can never fill in all
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: the blanks as much as you'd like it to.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: Yeah, and this movie does a great job of that.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: You do, Yeah, you do get the answer for why
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: he's been gone for thirty years, why Norville grew up
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills and had a really cushy life, and
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: all this shit. You get answers to everything. Nothing's really
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: left without being like besides like maybe the letter, you know,
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: like when did he send that out?
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Yeah, still still never explain that.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean, but that's like that's not like
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: a huge or.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: How long he was down in that down there to
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: you know, which which.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: I guess a couple of days. I mean yeah.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I said, questions that if they're not answered,
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: you're not itching for an answer. But it's still one
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: of those things you're like, it'd be cool if they
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: told me, because I mean, yeah.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: It'd be cool, but yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna,
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: And they did all of this without letting us forget,
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: which is not a bad thing. So without let us forget,
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: this was an indie film, like from day one, Like
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: the moment the movie comes on to the moment it ends,
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: it just feels indy. It doesn't feel big budget. It
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: doesn't feel I mean, it wasn't theatrical. You definitely didn't
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: feel theatrical, but like all the acting, like none of
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: it felt but none of it felt weak either, Like
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: none of it felt. It felt exactly to me what
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: I think an indie film should feel.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Like this is honestly a movie that that should be
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: A twenty four or like IFC Midnight, that's not it's weird.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: Yeah, Lionskate did it, Yeah, which which A twenty four
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: is diverted like any movie that comes out of A
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: twenty four, it's Lionsgate produces the blu rays. But yeah,
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: and Honestly, I don't know if you've seen this movie,
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: and I can't really explain. Even if you have seen
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: this movie, I can't really explain why I felt this way.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: But by the time it was over, I got throughout
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: the whole movie. Like another indie film called Swiss Army
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: Man with the Daniel Rodcliffe and uh Paul Danel, it
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: just gave me that the flow, the feeling, like the
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: flow of the movie, even though two widely different genres. Yeah,
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: it just gave me that flow and feeling of that.
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: And to me, Swiss Army which is actually a twenty
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: four I believe, was just a fucking fantastic movie. Yeah,
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: so it gave me just that feeling. I think that's
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: what I meant when I say, you have no doubt
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: this is an independent film, but like it's got the
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: feeling you need it to feel like nothing nothing was
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: lazy or left undone or said, or performances were left
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: shitty or like everyone gave it. They're all on no
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: matter how stupid or uh small it was.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't. It wasn't like it was like, ooh, this
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: is an indie movie. It's painful. It's like this is
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: how indie movies. This is like a great example of
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: an indie movie how it should be done. It was
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: so it was just it's so like it came out
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: of nowhere. I saw Eliza would was attached to it.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: I saw his horror. I was like, he doesn't do
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: too many of those, but when he does, I love them.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Ye gotta check this out. And I didn't have. I
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: had no idea what to expect because it's such a
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: simple premise. A guy is going to see as his
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: strange father. Anything can happen, and the events that like
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: came out of it. I was like, holy shit, no
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: business being that good.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: Just like, just like Willie's One Land. It's got a
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: weird title. But then when we watched the movie, you're like, Okay,
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: this makes all the sense in the world.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's just it's so it's such an un
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: believably just good. It's so good something that needs to
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: be talked about more. It's still pretty pretty fresh. It's
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: only about, you know, two years old, but it's just
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: so damn good. And I want everyone to check this
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: out because I just I'm also a huge fan of
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: Elijah Wood, not just because of the Lord of the rings,
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: but anything actor Wilfrid.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: I loved him on Wilfrid Wild was an amazing show.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: So funny. So he's just really good in general. He's
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: also in a movie reviewed on the show called Cooties,
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: which is fucking o good.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: He's also in uh, you know, I mean we've really
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: we've said some of his movies, but also like Sin City. Yeah,
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: the good Son, which he was a baby, which you
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: know from from that from that movie. He blew me
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: away from that movie and he was a little tike,
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: his little kid.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: He's a little kid. Yeah. So he's just a great
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: actor and I can't wait to see anything else he does.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: It's horror, I mean really anything else he does, but
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: especially like.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: You should definitely check out the movie if you haven't
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: a grand piano okay with him And I don't remember
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: if it's horror or not, but I.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: Just remember that's fine. He's really good.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: It's another like independent is show really good.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Well, let's get to some stuff here towards the end,
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: as we were just about done here, there's no mid
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: or post credit scene. I couldn't find any taglines. I
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: do have some bit of trivia and no goofs so
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: the origin of the movie came when Aunt Timpson's father
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: passed away and his father's partner thought it was best
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: to bring him home after embalming as a way for
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: him to spend time with the grieving oh with the
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: grieving family, the week was spent with the corpse in
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: an open coffin. Then people that he didn't know came
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: to pay their respects to his father, sharing stories of
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: a man that did not seem like his father, So
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: that's where the story came from. Both Aunt Timpson and
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Elijah would injure themselves rink filming for a while. Aunt
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: had to continue directing while sitting on a chair with
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: the microphone given by the sound department, along with speakers
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: put on the camera and The cabin used in the
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: movie is actually a private family residence that belongs to
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: the owner of the Wiccan Ninnish in in Tofino. It
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: is located on private island shared by the High End
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: hotel and can be seen from several room locations in
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: the Point building. The cabin, beach and surrounding rainforests is
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: inaccessible to members of the public. Goofs like I said,
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: there's none six point zero out of ten on IMDb,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: three point one out of five on Letterbox. I gave
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: it a four, You gave it a four. Not surprised.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: We always almost always have the same almost almost always
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: have the same ratings. And then usually me and Corey
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: are off by like usually like about half sometimes, and
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: then me and Gabby are usually wildly different. We're usually
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: wildly different. It's so funny. Uh, what are we doing
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: next week? Me and Gabby are doing something something good? Wait, no,
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: we did something bad last week? Right. I can tell
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: you are actually and everyone else on this show that's listening,
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Me and you were meant to do our themes this year.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: We're gonna be movies that we loved or movies that
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: we hated wanted to revisit.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: Actually we hated the Pool, So I guess we're kind
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: of doing it.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: Okay, true, but yeah, I just think it's uh, oh yeah,
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: we did what we do in the Shadows. We literally
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: did three I didn't even realize this. We did three
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: found footage movies back to back because we did the
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: stackrament what we do in the Shadows and Incantation, which
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: we're all found footage movies did not did not Oh yeah,
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: you know mockumentary. Did not plan that at all, but
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: there we go. So yeah, me and Gabby will be
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: back next week doing It's I thought it was a
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: vampire movie for some reason, but it's not. It's not
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: it's about death. I'll just leave it at that, So no,
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: I know, it's just funny because for some reason I
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: was thinking of Daybreakers though, oh okay, yeah, not the
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: one we're doing, which I don't know why. They kind
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: of sound similar but they do. So me and Gabby
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: will be back next week doing that and also talking
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- 1:15:32Speaker 1: Spooky, nice,