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FULL SHOW: Sassy Ben Is Operating At FULL Capacity! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jonaman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love foks to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast on a Thursday morning, A little Friday, as we
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  Speaker 1: like to call it.
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  Speaker 2: Now A bit sad for men today the discontinuation of
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  Speaker 2: one of her most reliable products in the household.
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  Speaker 3: Peanut butter. Sanitarium peanut Butter has been discontinued, and I
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  Speaker 3: have found it hard to find over the past months.
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  Speaker 3: Is there one?
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  Speaker 4: D is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was a kid. Drew Nima was you know,
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  Speaker 1: like a great presenter on TV as well, very talented
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  Speaker 1: individual things and dance. I think.
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  Speaker 3: That one ready that's true is Oh he's a cute
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  Speaker 3: little kid, isn't he?
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  Speaker 2: He was a nice peanut butter and running the It
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  Speaker 2: was a crazy factory beat in the sanitarium factory.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a real I think
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  Speaker 1: they were actually in kids running. I think for the
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  Speaker 1: purposes of the ad, oh okay, they were, But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a documentary so I
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize the different colored lids represented.
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  Speaker 2: Was it a different textures? Smooth crunchy?
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  Speaker 3: Do they still do that?
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  Speaker 2: We got the blue lid one blue lid. Yeah, yeah, smooth, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I love it. Well, well that's not happening anymore. And
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  Speaker 2: people also not just went up about that, but other
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  Speaker 2: products that have been discontinued.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so many texts continue to come through people
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  Speaker 1: upset it, like Megan. So we'll get into that now
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  Speaker 1: on the podcast. Meghan, you're really upset about a product
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  Speaker 1: that's no longer going to be on the shelves.
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  Speaker 3: I noticed this. It's made the news, but I noticed
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  Speaker 3: this probably a month or so ago, because I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: find it anywhere, and I went to Muldip Supermarkets. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what is happening. It's the Sanitaryum peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: Was the discontinuing it apparently so was that the I'm
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  Speaker 2: an utter peanut butter nutter from Sanity? It probably was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a gymicic. There was the whole factory run
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  Speaker 2: by children, the child labour laws a bit loose fast
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  Speaker 2: and loose back in the nineties, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I was an iconic commercial was.
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  Speaker 2: Always you have to try and find that well.
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  Speaker 1: On the article I was reading, it said they'd like
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  Speaker 1: to thank customer Sanitarium for loving a peanut butter over
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  Speaker 1: the last hundred years.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So wow. It's really iconic brands. I mean, obviously still
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  Speaker 1: have got wonderful, great products, though we're picksing up and
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  Speaker 1: go and stuff, but this's peanut butter. They're no longer
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  Speaker 1: going to continue, and you're gutted about it.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I'm also from Nelson, so my parents are just
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  Speaker 3: down from the Picks factory. I do love Picks, I do.
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  Speaker 3: But if I want like a standard, like old fashioned
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  Speaker 3: peanut butter, the sanitarium one is the bee. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's a guy Stewart in New Zealand on the article
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading, he's been eating it in the sandwiches for
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  Speaker 1: over twenty years pretty much every day, every day, pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to get his wife to get bit
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  Speaker 1: and OK and all sorts and trying to get them
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  Speaker 1: to continue it. But unfortunately, I don't know if they're
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  Speaker 1: going to twenty years every days, you know, But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's been having it mostly most weeks for the recon.
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  Speaker 3: I could live the rest of my life having like
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  Speaker 3: peanut butter on toast and a cup of tea.
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  Speaker 2: You claim, you claim, you say, you have a jar
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  Speaker 2: a week, which is an insane amount of consumption.
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  Speaker 3: Two little kids. Peanut butter.
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  Speaker 1: It great, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you grossly abuse your power. You position a
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  Speaker 2: power on the radio and say, all peanut butter peddlers
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  Speaker 2: send your peanut butter, and you review them until you
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  Speaker 2: reach the one that it would be like Goldilocks. Till
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  Speaker 2: you reach the perfect peanut butter. Not all reviews will
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  Speaker 2: be favorable. That's the problem. Just because you like a
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  Speaker 2: free jar of peanut butter, you're not going to give
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  Speaker 2: a favorable review.
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  Speaker 3: And I really don't like those sugary ones. Too much
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  Speaker 3: sugar makes them too sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Make it rain. I want to ever lunch your peanut
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  Speaker 2: butter from various companies all over the all over the
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  Speaker 2: motel and you review them, honestly, fix.
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  Speaker 3: Them, vibe do a good one as well.
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  Speaker 1: But what is the product that was taken from the
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  Speaker 1: shelves that you were gut at about? You know, because
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  Speaker 1: it happens from time to time, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: But then you make a fun then everyone's like, bring
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  Speaker 2: it back, bring it back, and then they bring back
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  Speaker 2: something like what Georgia pie.
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  Speaker 1: I was a prime example. We never had Georgia pie
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  Speaker 1: and the wided. So if you went to Wellington or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh my god, I can have Georgie
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  Speaker 1: pie as a cad. It was like ninety nine cent pies.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think about what's in them, just the ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Great rumors about what was in those pies back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, Like.
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  Speaker 1: When me and my friends about we bought twenty we
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  Speaker 1: put in the freezer when we got home and we had,
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  Speaker 1: like we have Georgia by pies you walk around school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no one else is getting those. I've got to bring
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  Speaker 1: it back when they got rid of it. And then
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I went once when it came back.
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  Speaker 3: This is far superior pies these days.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like are you sure? Are you sure? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: We're going to start up a whole pie manufacturing plant
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  Speaker 2: for you, you greedy bear. And no, okay, you haven't
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  Speaker 2: bought them, right, Yeah, okay, Well I guess we'll just
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  Speaker 2: fade them out of the menu again, exactly. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: that was Kara milk. I used to love caramelk back
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  Speaker 2: in the day, and then when they bought a bag,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Karra milk kramel, And now I've just
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  Speaker 2: faded out of it. You do you do? But what
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  Speaker 2: were you devastated about? What products? When it was just continued,
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  Speaker 2: you will harp.
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  Speaker 3: On about tangy fruits Forever.
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  Speaker 1: Movies, Yeah, very chic, and Marston and Theater back in
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  Speaker 1: the day had wooden sort of like steps going all
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  Speaker 1: the way down, like and you see you try and
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  Speaker 1: roll one from the back and listen to it a
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  Speaker 1: moment to try and get all the way to the front.
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  Speaker 2: That wouldn't be frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun.
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  Speaker 4: It was much.
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  Speaker 1: I'm rolling mine now. Lessons stopped all the terminators playing
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  Speaker 1: in the background.
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  Speaker 4: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're just talking about products that have been discontinued.
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  Speaker 2: Some sad news in Meghan's life, speaking of you and
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  Speaker 2: your family and regards to the peanut butter world.
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  Speaker 3: The peanut butter, the sanitarium peanut butter has been discontinued,
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  Speaker 3: and I've actually I have found it hard to find
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  Speaker 3: it over the past couple of months, have been to
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  Speaker 3: multiple supermarkets. I already knew, already knew after this news
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  Speaker 3: story that had been discontinued.
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  Speaker 2: So well, yeah, and we've said you're going to abuse
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  Speaker 2: your position of power. All peanut butter companies, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: peddle your WIRs, send them to the studio and get
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  Speaker 2: reviewed until you land on a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Base of my life now, peanut butter posician.
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  Speaker 2: Someone said, someone said that you could try pecks, you know,
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  Speaker 2: picks or pems. They say, there's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: PAMs yea, because I don't like the sugary ones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good for a cheap, old, greasy beanut butter, they say.
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  Speaker 2: So products that you're upset that were discontinued. Jared, what
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  Speaker 2: was it for.
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  Speaker 5: You that's in paradis?
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you on both of these vistas and srifters sniffed, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they had the little chocolate thing and then the
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  Speaker 3: chewy center.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite. Yes, they were kind of from the the
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  Speaker 2: MINTI your cousin of the tan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then parody so was the mango like sorbet
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  Speaker 3: ice cream?
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  Speaker 1: I do remember the parodies.
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  Speaker 2: Did they have a very horny commercial the Paradiso?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them had horny commissions.
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  Speaker 2: Ice cream cheesez. We were erotically eating ice cream back
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  Speaker 2: in the nineties, weren't we.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And they had them on sticks as well.
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  Speaker 5: There was mango, lime and raspberry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you about the parody. See I'm remember those.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember.
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  Speaker 1: Holy the clumb please flack Flakes still around there?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I love flakes.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a there was a very softly focused
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  Speaker 2: commercial and shot on the bushes with a couple who
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty sure about to appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: When did you guys have a flake? I've never heard
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  Speaker 3: anyone say I love flakes.
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  Speaker 2: It's been far too long. I'll have one soon? Are
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  Speaker 2: you going on? You really appreciate you call Jackson. Sure, Ellie,
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  Speaker 2: morning to you. It's lovely to have you on the
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  Speaker 2: show this morning. Now, it's not you that was absolutely
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  Speaker 2: devo that the product was discontinued. But your husband's using
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  Speaker 2: them as an for a very long time. And what
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  Speaker 2: what what are they.
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  Speaker 3: Tried and spicy noodles?
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  Speaker 2: Taking them off the shelves? They the tridents years.
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  Speaker 3: I've got the cups, but not the actual little packets anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay. It's so funny when a product goes because
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  Speaker 2: it's so specific to you and it's such a big
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  Speaker 2: part of your life. And I'm going, oh, I've gone
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  Speaker 2: through life without trying hot and spicy noodles. But clearly
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  Speaker 2: is a messive.
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  Speaker 4: Thing for your husband is a truck driver, so he
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  Speaker 4: stays away a lot and counts for those little cups
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  Speaker 4: in his bad because it all squashed.
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  Speaker 1: And gotcha y.
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  Speaker 2: Always hot, hot and spicy food and hot and spicy women.
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  Speaker 2: Am I right? I didn't need to.
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  Speaker 1: Say that, Ellen, Yeah, yeah, whatever, all right? I go on, Elli,
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  Speaker 1: love your work? You go?
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  Speaker 3: Was it?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Ellie? You going to have a great day?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Great text here of four for eight seven Wriggly's ear waves.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they were super PIPPERMINTI.
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  Speaker 2: A jeez, I love those. I was a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: I sucked up when I knew they were evening too,
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  Speaker 2: and ended up with about twenty packets of Wriggley's ear
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  Speaker 2: waves and the chewing gum taste of an eighty.
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  Speaker 1: Five years keep eating them, you put it, and just
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  Speaker 1: keep putting him like it, have a whole packet in
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  Speaker 1: his mouth at once that you know how it compulsively
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  Speaker 1: is like that's got to get it out. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get this started and just have like ward of all
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  Speaker 1: at once. It'll be done in like two minutes.
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  Speaker 4: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast spark sparkles another one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh great coming through the dry cleaner, the drug clean
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  Speaker 1: mask that and always just to give those out. That
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  Speaker 1: was always.
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  Speaker 2: Fund Yeah, not great for the environment, but boy, we
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  Speaker 2: love them.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't probably care us much back there. Peach fruit
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  Speaker 1: burst apparently, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: They were the best. I'm agreeing with all of these.
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  Speaker 1: It's gone from the flavor. That's strange because they even
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  Speaker 1: got rid of fruit fruit bursts. They just thought, oh peach,
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  Speaker 1: will get rid of the peach, keep.
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  Speaker 2: The Turkish to light out in the market, which is interesting. Jihuan,
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  Speaker 2: good morning to you. How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Lovely to have you on jishuan. Now this wasn't a
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  Speaker 2: product you're upset about being discontinued, but your partner. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So they were those little pod chocolate coffee things like
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  Speaker 2: the Mars ones, and they had yeah, I know the
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  Speaker 2: ones to it.
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  Speaker 7: My wife scoured all of palms and nor found the
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  Speaker 7: last packet and didn't tell me that they were the
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  Speaker 7: last packet.
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  Speaker 5: And I ate the whole thing without annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did arrive home and you're like, oh, they
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  Speaker 1: were good things for those You're like, that's okay, get
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  Speaker 1: another one, and they like it's the last packet. She
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  Speaker 1: asked me a few days later.
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  Speaker 2: Who have you seen those? I ate them the other
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  Speaker 2: night when I was watching the movie Last Well, I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you what. If anyone out there has a remaining
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  Speaker 2: packet of pods, so why don't you see them to last?
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  Speaker 4: Can you get?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 7: So, I'm the same dish one. I loved pods and
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  Speaker 7: I was so obsessed with them. Recently I've found them
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  Speaker 7: at some diaries. They're importing them, but they're quite expensive,
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  Speaker 7: but you can find them. They're about eight dollars a diary.
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  Speaker 2: Right, pods?
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  Speaker 1: You tend to get her a packet for Christmas and.
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  Speaker 2: Make up for it? Yeah, good on you, thank you PARTU?
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  Speaker 1: Really there you are you'?
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  Speaker 7: That was my favorite snack either.
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  Speaker 2: Continue some can do dairy owners are important than themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Taking the ball and put the horns. Good on them.
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  Speaker 2: Great tasts here as tech corn.
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  Speaker 3: Ships made a natural way.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, as we.
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  Speaker 1: Do this, do the voice?
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  Speaker 2: Did it sounds a good wind sung and a plane
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  Speaker 2: boring news internets, do the proper voice. Let's get Sonia on.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning to you, good morning, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Lovely to have you on? Sonya? Will you do the
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  Speaker 2: voice for us?
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  Speaker 1: Madness? What did you want what did you want back?
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  Speaker 5: We need to bring the peoples back, Like what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Not a fan of Smarties for the peoples.
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  Speaker 2: Now is there a big difference? I'm not aficionado of
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  Speaker 2: the two. Is there a big difference.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you will agree with this, Sonya,
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  Speaker 3: but I think the shell on the pebbles there was
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  Speaker 3: more candy, like it was crunchier and.
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  Speaker 4: It was yes, yeah, and the smarties are real thin,
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  Speaker 4: like you could slip them under a door or something.
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  Speaker 4: You know, people know it's not doing.
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  Speaker 1: It just people under a door.
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  Speaker 2: Even have you done the.
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  Speaker 1: Under the door test?
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  Speaker 5: Well, there's just to throw them away because the people
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  Speaker 5: they have.
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  Speaker 1: Been gone from this room, but begged by science under
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  Speaker 1: a door.
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  Speaker 3: The true.
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  Speaker 4: The hits that johonaan Ben podcast to see.
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  Speaker 1: That the pilot whales been relocated back out to the
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  Speaker 1: water that basically got marooned on the beach just in
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  Speaker 1: Tasman's Golden Bay.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like there was forty at once and then they
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  Speaker 1: got them all back out there and they're nineteen in
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  Speaker 1: the back.
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  Speaker 2: Of whoever the hid navigator is of that pod. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe they should maybe you can get a new one, guys,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, just checking it out there if it's.
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  Speaker 1: Google Maps or something. Yeah, just to kind of get
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  Speaker 1: your way through.
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  Speaker 2: The whales grounded you twice in a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good to say that the nineteen that they
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  Speaker 1: had on there yesterday have all been put back.
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  Speaker 2: Out into the ocean. Said, when you're on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: People trying to move a very hard thing to move, aren't.
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  Speaker 3: They historically very heavy animal?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to fat shame the whales, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: not as easy easy?
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  Speaker 2: And what do they have to do? Do they have
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  Speaker 2: to wait till the tide comes in?
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  Speaker 3: They float them wait until then?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, jobs crain Crane's not an option obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Project Jonah they do a great job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and amazing what they do now. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it comes to stage in your life that it
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  Speaker 1: feels like you do slip into it, You slip into
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  Speaker 1: your parents. You become kind of like your parents in
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  Speaker 1: some ways, not all everything. But I've noticed, you know
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things, well, one thing in particular recently,
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  Speaker 1: and it was really actually my stepdad that was it
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  Speaker 1: was a big backer of this. It was two things
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  Speaker 1: you had winder up. One if you got home from
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  Speaker 1: a long, long car trip and you went inside without
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  Speaker 1: unpacking the car, all that would wind first thing, take something,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to take something that doesn't wind me up
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  Speaker 1: as much. You see want to left home. You're running.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the cars of mess and all something. I
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  Speaker 1: get it.
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  Speaker 2: That's there's a whole lot of Edmund when you come
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  Speaker 2: home from holiday.
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  Speaker 1: The kid's been good to run into the rooms and
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  Speaker 1: doing stuff and inside and see the animals and all that.
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  Speaker 3: Kids.
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  Speaker 1: You have no interest in unpecking pigs. That would I'm
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  Speaker 1: packed the car and get the bruther shit. Nah, but
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  Speaker 1: that was something that wind them up. And also putting
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  Speaker 1: stuff back where you got it from. It used to
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  Speaker 1: like it used to be like why is he getting
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  Speaker 1: so upset with this? But now I find myself getting
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  Speaker 1: up sit with that. I'll go to use something. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be like where's this thing? Where's this thing? And something
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  Speaker 1: like where's the key? And someone I don't know I
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: should be there, so I was not there? Who used it?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not me And Jesus starts to wind
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: out the car.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: More and more you start sounding like my husband, which
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: terrifies me, you two should hang outstrustrating thing.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I know this cheese grater in the bathroom that's weird. Yeah,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: but again no one has and you know what winds
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: me up. So they open a pair of biscuits. Okay,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: they'll eat a biscuit and then they leave the sleeve
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: of the biscuit half hanging. Just put it back in
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: the cabin. I'm like, just make the biscuit soft, soft, Chris. Really,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: that's the one thing that yeah, not unpacking the car
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Andrews adopted a one touch rule. So you come home
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: and you don't put something somewhere. You touch it once,
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: so you come home and you put it away. So
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: whenever there's anything out, I leave shoes around and He's like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: one touch.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: That's a good role because one touch role is going
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: to lead to divorce.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Relationship.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: The heads that John and Ben podcast seen.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Someone at calendar invite Yeah, just for a meeting. Ketchup.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: They hit me back with a declined and no reason
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: for the decline, which is I mean, hey, it's an option.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: It's one of the three options available except tentative decline.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: It's a power play.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: That's a big power.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we're out saying hey, just coldhearted, no explanation.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: But usually when you're sending a calendar invite, it's on
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: an agreed like a pre agreed thing.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: First, I just fired one off cold turkey.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I can't do that, slammed a digital door in my face. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: that's I know, I know, just being every now and
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: then he'll throw out at tentative. He'll be like, m
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: maybe that clashes clash. It's a polite way of saying.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I've seen that and there is something else.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: And sometimes it's like, oh, I think we've got something
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: else on that time.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: So yeah, you have discussions about it before you seen
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: the calendar invite, you get the confirmation before you seen it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: That's just to put your calendar.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Just fire off calendar invite.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You know you you probably do need to kind of
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: work out.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Because then you get a decline and you don't know why.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Wrong here and say hey, I'm thinking this time, how
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: does that work? They're like great, then you see it
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: through it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to put and both your calendars. Okay, just a
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: conversation that happens prior.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Anyway, John O Price hard decline hurt my feelings the.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's big time of year, isn't it too? This week
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: they they released the Spotify Plumber on Spotify. I'm on
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Apple Music, so what do they released? You're in Spotify rap.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: So it gives you a breakdown of like your top
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: songs are your top artist. So lots of people post
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: them because I mean, you're either proud of it or
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: you're like.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Ashamed, not me, mate, haven't the hits twenty four to seven?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Sad? It's rapped? Whatever songs we're playing on the head.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: So I listen to you Eve heard of Spotify till
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: just laser? What's the Spotify? I don't know anything about it, mate.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: So going through your watch, your most listened to song?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Then, my most listened to song was actually someone who
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: was just in New Zealand. I went to his show
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: the other on Monday, Troy Savann one of your.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Girls never Never Let's Sabrina Cain like.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: You've got my phone? You were trying stick with this?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: What do I do here?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Life moves fast as his Look again.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Here you goes. This is choice of art. This is
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: my number one song.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: You've played one five and nineteen songs this year. It's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: his but.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Also said that I listened to this. I was in
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: the top zero point zero one of people in the worldwide.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Song Yeah choice of arn should be very afraid about that. Yeah, okay,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: what else have we got on here? What else did
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: you listen to?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Chapel Roan was my second. There's a Bruno Mars song
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: with Rose from Black Pink, who is a keiwed check.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: That's a great song that was in my top five.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: This is a bit of check run well.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: This is a slide show situation, you know, where you're
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: going around to someone's house and they're like, oh, you
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: must see the slide show of our trip, and I'm like, oh,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you can't tell. I mean, it's great for you to
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: reflect on it, to be honest, I know what you've
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: lost me. I'm just like, songs are big as way.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, ye're cool. You don't know what reaction
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: am I going to give you to that.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, I'm just stoked it. This year my
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: number one is not the Wiggles.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I'm great. I'm stoked around every great songs.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: But I'm just like, so, what are you doing to
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: get out of this? And You're like, if you're at
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Megan's house now, how are you escaping thisac scene?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus has been a family emergency at home.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I've just got to get out of there, all right.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: There is this lide show.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: The Eras Tour, The Tanner Swift Eras Tour finishes this week.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: She's always began started in March twenty twenty three, so
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: it's pretty much been going for a long long time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty shows across five continents over nearly
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: two years. Three and a half hours she plays for,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of course, forty four songs on stage, reflecting a ten
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: different Eras. That's an incredible runo.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: And also you didn't really hear of her canceling many
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: from like sickness.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Or no, there was one of the terror threat wasn't
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: there in Europe?
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: But apart from there, no, she she tuned up on
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: time the highest grossing tour of all time in the
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: billions of dollars, I reckon she's the most attended concert
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: tour in.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: History as well. It's pretty incredible, Like she would have
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: been counting down I imagine she'd be loving the tour,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: but still with the back of mind, she'd be like
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: twenty more shows to go, ten more now this week
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: should be like just two more shows to go.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Legend how many shows a week too?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, well she had multiple nights over in locations.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So she would go in Aussie she should do like
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: three or four.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: In a week. Tood a couple on each, slop albums
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: during it, I had a relationship, went to super Bowl,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: watched the Chiefs games. She's been very busy for her
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: ninety trucks transport. It takes you know, if they put
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: it into trucks to move it around. It's just such
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: a big event, really historic event that we've kind of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: lived through.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Mind you, if you go, I'm not talking down the
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: fact that she's traveled world, have done a magnificent, record
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: breaking tour.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: It sounds like that's someone that someone says that when
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: they're gonna about talk down.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Everyone's been battling away working, haven't we for the last
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: two years. She's just working, Yeah, but but not to
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: that scale. I mean people are turning up to work.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: She's turning up to work. She's only doing three or
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: four days work a week.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You try and sing Yeah, I get you sigging for
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: three and a half hours and before millions of people.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: There's some travel way.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You know, someone's out there right now. They've built like
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: nine houses in two years work, and.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone can get a slow clap.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're trying to better than everyone else, trying
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to take away for a strong female mate.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's made history. People who built nine houses can also.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Get a clap right, Yeah to everyone who's done work
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: over the last two years on all of us.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, has anyone worked at that level?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I made me to say, I don't think I've worked
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: to that level. We don't think I have.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It's a critical I mean, you go away for one night,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: but we'll go away for one night. The christ Hitch
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: or whatever's this is like two years of your life.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your friends in Pai.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: She's got two hundred and seventy four songs. It's incredible.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: How many do you reckon? You could name?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, difficult, probably fifteen.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to name ten.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Oh really, you probably know you probably know more than
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: ten if you played the Hawks and stuff. Yeah, is this.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: A mix that's been made or are you DJing that live?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: No one's going to be credit for these live on
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: my bare.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: The guys that the people that built the houses as well,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: mate the real heroes.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast last night.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Probably my daughter. She's a deep in dance performance season. Okay,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: we got another one coming up this weekend. At the
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: rehearsals last night, and just waiting around Sifte can I
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: just say I.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Saw her dance at the Santa Parade. She was the standout.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: She's very good. She also like just her like animations
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and stuff. She's a great dancer.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Well she so certainly not getting any of it from me,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: any of it me the most uncoordinated middle aged white
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: man you can think of.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: But no, she is.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's very good and she loves it. You know.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's like being with Sena and in India doing their
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: stage shows. Once they're into something, keep them off for
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the bloody, keep him off the vapes, mae, get him
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: in the theaters.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Get him doing sport.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: It really is that once they're focusing on something and
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: they find their passion, it's great to support. But there's
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: a lot of time waiting around, sitting in cars. You're
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: the same. But then I was waiting outside the theater
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: last night, and I witnessed the conversation between two adults.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: And for some reason, I don't know what age this
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: kicks in, but one adult clearly owed the other adult
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: money because they had paid for the parking. And they're like, oh,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I've just gone and got the money. Here, take the money.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Then the other.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Adulthood papers was no, no, no, no, you mustn't give
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: me the money. Yes, I must no, no no, And
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: this is his dance between someone trying to offer money
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: and the other person saying, no, please don't give me
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: the money. And the kids are watching this, because there's
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: a couple of kids watching going just take the money.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It's got money, you.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Give me it, you just take it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Ye take it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: For some reason, we feel obliged to go oh no, no, no,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: please don't. Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have that to me. And maybe if some
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: friends are over and you're like, oh, you order takeaways
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, here's if they've got care, here's
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the case, you're like, no, you do that thing, put
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: it next to them, and then they put to you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And then sometimes a friend will leave and you're like, oh,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they left the cash. And other times they'll take it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, they took it, they.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Know, but the women take it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, am I taking this or I'm the friend.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, but actually taking this or not? Afterwards like
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have taken the cash, I'm like, well they did.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: They offered it like we did it like five times.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Someone's got to go. I'll take the guess man, it's
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: like you should have lifted there, I took the cash.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I love it when you're like, oh, they took the
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: cash home with them. Never seen that before. It's like
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: when a door open, a door holder, she'll never meet
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: another door holder. You know, somebody's holding the door for
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: people to walk through. If you ever encountered one of
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: those people meeting another one of those people on the
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: other side, it's like a polite off as to who
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: was going to go through the door first. But anyway,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: just take the cash, take care the.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: We are pretty incredible as well.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: We're very incredible.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: We're met, we're mediver, we're magicians. We can we can
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: magic stuff now. And Costantino Australian. He's amazing magician. He's
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: touring the country at the moment.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I think you're putting on an extra show in Auckland
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: on Friday night. So there's still some tickets available. You
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: should go along and see it at the Bruce Mason Center.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: And we wanted to learn a party trick ahead of
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: office party season for Christmas, and because he taught us
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a trick and he said, hey, well no, you said,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: can we do it on your show?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know why in there, but now I'm like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: we're here.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: We're here he said yes, which is more surprising.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Saturday, we're doing it. We're performing a three prong attack
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: when it comes to a card trick and finally laughter
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: many failures over the last two and a half weeks,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: we managed to nail it two days ago on Meddi
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: from the Office, Is this your card? Meddi Languy And
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: we couldn't be happier about it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: We haven't done the trick since I've thought, you know,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: we've just done it. Answer, we should just leave it
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: there and see how it goes on the day.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: My god, I'm so nervous.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: So boom tack that box trick nailed. Next Next on
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the agenda, next list costumes cosies. I need some costumes.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: What are you thinking like?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Old school magician? Style.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: It might be the easiest because but then we talked
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to Costantina yesterday, right, and he was like, be yourself and.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, have a listen to what is remarkably chill for
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: a guy who's leeding three and Bacils potent ruin as
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: show this weekend.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I think you need to be yourself who you are.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: And that's the last, very underwhelming all I'm hearing from
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you is costumes, costumes, costumes, more costumes.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we need to get costumes. Okay, what do
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: we think of glamorous glittery ball sequent ball gown for Megan? Maybe? Ye,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: would you hear not that I.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Think we need to like wouw them with our outfits.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I'd like being to look like sort of rock and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: roll y, you know, sort of Chriss Angeles, like a
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: hero and ady sort of in but then also like
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: a sort of a leopard print waistcoat.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe I was thinking, like, is it Sigfreedo and Roy
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Like a big long like blonde wiggles with like a
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: leather vest.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: If you add too much, too many costumes and elements
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: into what that could start to play, you know, that
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: could make the trip go wrong that's what I'm worried about.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: That we're going to have a costumers tap and that's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: not part of our magic track.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: But I wanted to distract them with our costumes.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Listen, so if we do terribly.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: We look the part.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I hear you don't want a wardrobe malfunk. You know,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: we don't need a Janet Jackson justin Timberlakes Super Bowl scenario.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Do you exactly?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: So? Have you okay, have you had give us some warning?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Have you had a misshap with a costume costume catastrophes?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Let's just not make the pens to penisy. Okay, that's
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: the thing. We've had a couple of those things over
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: the years. And that district, you know, that magic stick
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: distracting from the magic that's happening on stage.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: You're not going to see it from.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Disappears that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We're performing live on stage, our first ever magic trick,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: that we're doing a party trick for the whole holiday season.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're now we're getting to the costumes, the tricks sorted.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: We've nailed the trick. Have listened to us nailing the
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: trick with Maddy in the office. Is this your card
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Maddy Languy. Yeah, it was you know, you know when
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: it just shatters the room with you, you impress people
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: so much that you we've altered the course of Maddie's life.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: She's gone what has been real up until now out?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I was. I was so excited listening back to that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, I need to be chill, But I
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: was just excited that we nailed the track. More excited
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: than Maddie.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: To be honest. Yeah, I do like it when people
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: walk out of here, ol Boss Harriet, just sort of
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: questioning the existence of life, you know, as they go,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: where's going on? But then you've got the other side
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of the coin, to the opposite side. We have Larissa,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: who very suspicious about what was and was calling calling
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: us all out, and you were ushering her.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Out and works in the office as well, and she watched,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and she watched very intently. She's like, what hang on.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: To destroy the illusion?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: It was that?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: But what you did that? And hang on? And I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, no more Christians.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Amanda, your wife called you out.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: And is this your card? Y? I did it, but no,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: because before when you were spreading out all the cards,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I saw you. Yeah, you don't want someone going well, hey, no, no, no,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: is this your cady?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, just go yea costumes, you want to
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: add costumes to the max of this late notice we
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: think in all costumes could go wrong on stage. It
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: could be another thing we have to worry about. We
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: could have a wardrobe malfunction. Yeah that's possible.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, it does happen, It does happen. You don't
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: want the costumes affecting the performance, do you? You want
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: to take away from the magic that is the card trick.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: So a lot of great options that we have available.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: A leather coming through and yeah, leopard skin sequence dresses.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: We're gonna look fabulous. Okay, there's no question about that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah, have you any costume disasters? For some reason,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: the phones aren't working. I don't know, I don't know.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe people aren't call it. There might be the reason.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: But some great texts coming through on four for eight
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: seven not so much. Well, I guess the swimming costume disaster.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I was at the beach and there was a teenage
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: boy and he did drown basically, so they dragged him
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: on the beach and she was resuscitating him and giving
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: him mouth to mouth yeah, and when he came to,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: she had spilled out of the outfit and so he
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: awoke to Yeah, my teenage boy would be the afterlife.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: She was mortified, understanding me, but obviously focused on the
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: important job at hand.
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  Speaker 1: People are around too, probably couldn't go hey, you know, like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: it's obviously more important things to worry about right now,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Know when to You don't want her to keep turning
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: the job. And someone comes up and just like grams
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: both and he just tries to slip it back on
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: as she's performing.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh you get going, I'm just gonna tie this. The
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: right thing to do that, just the right thing is
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to having a life. Yeah, you made a costume miss
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: here remember my daughter, which she was young and I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: think I've told this one before on the hats. For
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: some reason she got the idea that was a zombie
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: party I was dropping her off at and so we
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: made her into a zombie princess. She had tanned dress
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and I make up and just here frinzed up, everywhere
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: turned up. No one else is dressed up, like absolutely
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: no one else is dressed up. And I know where
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: she got it from. And then I went, oh, my God,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and you're turning up with a kid that just looks
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a bit like, oh God, there's the weird kidd to
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: right and to her credit, and I was like, hey,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: do you.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Want to go?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: We'll get changed. She's like, no, I'm good. And then
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I kind of left it there, and I was like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I seen in a couple of hours there any talk
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of zombes. No, I don't know where it came from.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: And it was a prank on her, but she just
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: rolled with that and all the photos of all the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: family or something next to me.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: It's amazing that she rolls.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, so good, another great text here.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a school principal and I had to be herald
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: of the draft. When the Life Education Bust came around
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: and it got very hot and I couldn't breathe, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Harold Harold collapsed on stage fainted, and as I was
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: falling down and landing on the ground, all I heard
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: was as Harold as Harold did, Harold's a legit. Harold
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: will never die was inside Harold maybe.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: But the heads that jonaan Ben podcast to an early hour,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: and you see some stuff sometimes you see some stuff
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: on the way.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: We used to see a lot more stuff when we're
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: parked in a different car pack. You see the sights
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: and sounds, the highs and the high the high high
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: highs in the low low loads.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's at a wild ride having to walk a
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: few blocks extra at that time of the morning, people
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: there up and about. Particularly the week got on, I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: founday when people have been out, Yeah, in the weekend.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Out later Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, there's been things really start
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: to pick up afore in the morning.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this is exciting, exhilarating, all so scary
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: at the same time.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: But I was driving to it this morning and this
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: is the once in a lifetime site I think. I
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: saw a guy. He was on a lime scooter in
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: his stubbies and a singlet, had a siggy dangling out
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: of his mouth, and he was towing a hospital bed
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: to a rope that was tied around his waist. Hospital
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: bed on wheels, so the limeskins on wheels, He's towing
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the hospital bed, and I'm like, this is the type
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: of New Zealand I want to live.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: It was like this.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: There were so many parts to the scene. I was like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: where did he get the bed from That was the
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: first question.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: They escaped the hospital, maybe.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: You becoming the position of a hospital bed on wheels.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: It was a big one too, like it looked like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: the reclinings.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Also, who wants one? There's so uncomfortable.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe he had been the hospital and then someone wheeled
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: out and you just keep going out the front doors
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and just keep going.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Or is an affordable ambulance just a battler trying to
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: set up as ambulance? What's every jump at the back
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: bed or live scudio to the hospital?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, Yeah, I couldn't take my eyes off
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: the guy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it was and we kind of did lock eyes
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: for a while there, and he was kind of like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: you shouldn't be watching this. I couldn't whether I was
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: witnessing a crime or someone on a rush to help.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: How fast was he going?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: He was going pretty for all he was going, there
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: was a slight help. It was a slyial, so he
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: was going down. The bead was kind of catching.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Up to the stops. The beard's gotta keep going. The
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: bed does the beard does? That's yeah, And then.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Just the unnecessary edition of the city. But you don't
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: need you've already got enough killing on.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: You could yell out one question as you in past,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: What would it be?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Can I take a photo of this?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: The Hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Heading into the Christmas party season, we're learning a party tree.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Actually we need to perform on Saturday at Magician Cosantino's show. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: because we realized we didn't have a party track heading
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: into party season. But maybe that doesn't matter because we're
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: not going to the work Christmas party.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Now you guys not going either. None of us are going.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Well no, because I didn't exactly the same as you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Now to give you a backstory, you know, I mean
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: in costs. I understand that there's not as many work
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: parties going around as maybe there once was. But this
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: company that we work for is having a smaller work
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: party this year, which is great, and they send out
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: an email. I remember seeing that email. I remember clicking
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: and going, oh, it's in the calendar, but I didn't
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: realize it was an RSVP situation.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, neither Ton, I know, and yourself, Megan and producer around. Unfortunately,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the parties full. Now I have a feeling, given the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: current economic situation, the party was full after three rs vps.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: But uh, this is the thing that baffles me because
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: we all work for the party, sorry for the company,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and so you think they would have allocated enough space
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: for everyone.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Happened for everyone on the day as soon as it
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: got sent out, had rs VP. Yes, how are they
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: going to pack who got through?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: It's not like they can invite other people from other companies,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you know, so yeah, but yes, that's the spot to me.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Fear though, I imagine like I'm just on the other
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: side of the fence here from the company's point of view,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I imagine the email was clearly stipulating all instructions are
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: on there, but with the don't fender and is disorganized
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: chaoic radio announcers who just go what am I doing tomorrow?
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: But also our producer. But it's never been like that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: If you're going to send out an rs VP party,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: let the managers know to tell people, Hey, this one
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: you have to r s v people.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Never instructions.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: It's saved.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: They send a calendar invite, so that's saved and my
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: calendar but we can't go.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hey, well it's probably on us, as you say,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: but it is unusual that it would be full when
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you're like, hey, can we still come to the Christmas party?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry you can't come.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Here's what I reckon. Here's what I reckon. I reckon.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: No one's arius we peop will invite people from another company.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: That's what it feels like, counting people doing Yeah space,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: no one from our company wants to count. You think
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: they'd be a reminder going Hayes last.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: A r s v P.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, it's normally one of those.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Space is very limited.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: You can have your why don't you have a rebel
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Christmas party?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of that.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: We should started starting to Christmas party.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah two hours anyone?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: So you know it's the place next door to hire the.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: One next We're a good no one, we be to
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: this one. Welcome a better party, the heeting party.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Time now for the New Zealand Herald Daily. Quies were
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: coming now every day and do there's ten questions in
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: a row. We've got to try and get them more correct.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: And because queen, how do quis castle?
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Helloln't it you were there all right? Question number one?
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: Which country recently made headlines for exploring fish milk as
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: a protein source Australia.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been milking fish.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Could Australia, Indonesia, Greece.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Milk feels like something else, just it doesn't.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Sure it's the milk.
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what is the anatomy of a fish?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I like to be honest, I don't know why they're
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: doing it, and I don't know which country is boundary.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: The Greeks the tie.
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Did you say Indonesia, Australia or Greece.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Indonesia, Australia, Greeks.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Like it was Australia, we would know that we're Australia,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: but hey, it's eliminated Australia.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I reckon. The Greeks are in Greece. There the Indonesia. No,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing another blind guess. Why don't you two
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: do it?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Was that Australia, Australia, Indonesia or Greece. It's probably Indonesia
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: because Alie's face checks My face was about to lock
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: a grace. Ali's face went, and so Indonesia is what
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: would like to lock at all?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Right, that is correct.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I filmed it down to my gap. Alright, one from
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: one on the hero quick, all right, this is a.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Bit of a half one.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: I think christ two. Who was the first ruler of
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: the Stewart period? Was it Mary, Queen of Scott's, James
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: the First or James the Second?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Someone called make things the Stewart period? I am stumped again.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Another guess?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Should we get this one to the text on?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Okay four four eight seven? If anyone out there can
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: help us, The question is again produce elie.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: Who was the first ruler of the Stuart period? Was
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: it Mary, Queen of Scott's, James the First or James
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: the Second?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Mary?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Would be one of the James's.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Still, we're in the middle of the New Zealand Herald
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Daily Quiz.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: We need to get a cool quiz team name.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, will be the.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Quizmas Crackers. Yeah, just a bit of the top. We'll
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: change in the new year.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: Okay, Christmas the Quizmas Crackers, all right?
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Crack this one?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: Question number three? Which organization associated with doctor Michelle Dickinson
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: was liquidated last week?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Girl?
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Correct?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Nice work?
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: All right? What is the name of the scale used
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: to measure the heat of chili peppers?
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Is it so?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Correct?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: In radio?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: And we've put a chili in a thousands. You're like,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what scobul mean, but it sounds hot.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: All right, all right?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Question number five?
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Who founded the New Zealand accounting software company zero? Was
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: it Rod Peter Beck or Rod Duke?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Well, Roger expresco is Peter Bicks must be the other one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It'd be the other one, that's correct. What was the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: name of the other guy? Sorry, I feel that the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: other one RODERI Rodger just to speak to Rodger process
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: of elimination?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I done, great, great program.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: That is very good.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: It is all right, Christopher six collaborating with Paul Kelly
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: and Peter Garrett. Which Australian artist released treaty in nineteen
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: ninety one? Was it you, Yindy, Emma Donovan or Roger Knox?
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: That is correct?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Well done? Alright, yes, you're weirdo.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Do you really want to know? It was a complete giess.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to say, that's quite funny.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Christian roll here guys.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Seven?
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, the Cyclons appeared as villains and which late
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: seventies sci fi TV series. Was it doctor who Buck
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Roger Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century or Battlestar Galactic.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: It's the last, one of the last two, one of
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: the last I don't know, I don't know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I'm too young for that question.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Is it the Buck Rogers?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Is that your guess?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Again, it was a battle stag elected.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. There's probably people screaming at the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: radio right now.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Watched either of those shows, idiot