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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Stick your tongue wood.
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  Speaker 2: He show.
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  Speaker 3: Got some uh got some penis news, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Menace, Hell yeah penis. What's new in the penis world?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on with penises?
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  Speaker 3: This guy was on a Virgin Airlines flight to London
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  Speaker 3: Awesome when a lidless cup of hot coffee fell into
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  Speaker 3: his lap and yeah and his we we got burned.
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  Speaker 3: He said. It took the flight attendants. Now is his claim?
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  Speaker 3: Took the flight attendants twenty minutes to get him a
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  Speaker 3: bottle of water to pour on his lap. What he claims?
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  Speaker 3: It took another hour for the flight crew to finally
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  Speaker 3: apply a burn cream to his penis. They do that?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they had that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't just do that yourself.
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  Speaker 3: They just don't hand you the burn cream and go
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  Speaker 3: out here in the bathroom. He said, took the flight
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  Speaker 3: crew an hour to finally apply a burn cream to
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  Speaker 3: his penis and put a bandage over it.
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  Speaker 1: How do you do that?
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  Speaker 3: He was told he would have metal support waiting for
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  Speaker 3: them when the plane landed, but that never happened, so
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  Speaker 3: he's suing the airline. He says his penis will never
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  Speaker 3: be the same again, that it's had a massive effect
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  Speaker 3: on his life and mental health, and he added that
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  Speaker 3: he hasn't been able to care for his mom or
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  Speaker 3: get his girlfriend pregnant. Oh no, I should By the way, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you shouldn't be knocking up a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't knock up a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I do buy that this has negatively impacted his life
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  Speaker 1: and probably will for the foreseeable future.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, it'll heal. I what if it's scarred?
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  Speaker 3: What was it all that great looking to begin with?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, model as long as you can still rot up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but still, like I'm bummed out. I have a
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  Speaker 2: scar on my right ball because of a dog bite.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh that bummed me out, well to me, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it's is just like it will tell
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  Speaker 2: you there's a scar there and it itched for like
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  Speaker 2: five years.
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  Speaker 3: So gross. Let me see it.
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  Speaker 2: You need to more than see it, you need to
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  Speaker 2: help it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, kiss it make it feel that. Yeah, I'm saying, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, down in that area, I mean you see
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  Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff you know, well, true, wrinkled, wrinkled
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  Speaker 3: bag absolutely, you know what about those guys have like
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  Speaker 3: like two tone penises like you see in porn, Like
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  Speaker 3: it's almost like God ran out of skin, like he
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  Speaker 3: was building a boner for this dude, and and like
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  Speaker 3: like remnant pieces of skin because like this stuff is like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this stuff is kind of albino looking in this part's
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  Speaker 3: a little bit more pink than the other one. And
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  Speaker 3: the up top of here almost like a cow pattern. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Like I always said, like I would love to have
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  Speaker 3: a wiener so big that God ran out of skin
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  Speaker 3: and needed to use other pieces, Like yeah, patches here
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  Speaker 3: that here. I just sent this Scannon Navian baby down
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  Speaker 3: the earth. I have some leftover skin from that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll combine it with this other one who's allion man
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  Speaker 3: with Italian olive skin.
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  Speaker 1: There's a Bangladeshi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, it's kind of you know, stitch it all together.
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  Speaker 2: In case you're for color, I'm gonna make it a
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  Speaker 2: two fist are red.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like so like somebody like the chicken, like legitimately
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  Speaker 3: do the pepper grinder on it. Like I know you
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  Speaker 3: see that I don't both hands both hands, and there's
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  Speaker 3: still something coming out from the top of the two fists.
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  Speaker 3: There's still something to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's not completely Who.
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  Speaker 4: Am I girth Master?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? God, yeah, Greg, It's like for us. It's like
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  Speaker 3: it's like the which hand is it in trick? Yeah? Right,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I can't really tell.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I think I can't remember which comedian said it,
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  Speaker 2: but like he's jealous of homeless people if they have
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  Speaker 2: big wiener. I agree. Even if you're homeless living under
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  Speaker 2: a bridge, but you have one of the pepper grinder ones, like,
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  Speaker 2: you're probably pretty happy.
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  Speaker 3: I did see there was. Oh here's another piece of
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  Speaker 3: wiener news. A chocolate bar marketed as a sexual enhancement
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  Speaker 3: product is being recalled nation wide. The FDA found it
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  Speaker 3: contained an undeclared prescription drug. They're called boner Bears, and
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  Speaker 3: it had viagra in it. There's some thing. Yeah, boner
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  Speaker 3: Bears sex chocolate, and they had in the lab and
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  Speaker 3: it confirmed the presence of the active ingredient included in
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  Speaker 3: the viagres. So it's only approved under a doctor's supervision.
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  Speaker 3: Can dangerously lower blood pressure when combined with nitrate medications
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  Speaker 3: commonly used by people. So yeah, you can't can't fight.
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  Speaker 3: You're not gonna be able to find they're good, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: fast acting, max strength taste, Yeah, boner Bears sex chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe if you're like Gina and you just cannot take
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  Speaker 2: a pill. You just eat the chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: That would be very helpful, said.
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  Speaker 3: No adverse effects have been reported so far, and those
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  Speaker 3: who bought from that lot of bars can get a
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  Speaker 3: full refund. Okay, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: The airplane thing, the airplane guy that had the coffee spilled,
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  Speaker 2: it reminds me not only do what did I get
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  Speaker 2: bitten down there by a dog, but I also had
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  Speaker 2: that fl the tenant drop a tray of lasagna in
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  Speaker 2: my lap. It didn't turn my wiener, but it burned
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  Speaker 2: my legs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the different color. It's get somebody on the text.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good way. Yeah, it's a Neapolitan penis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's true like ice cream, right m hm, or
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  Speaker 2: when you make the swirl at the soft served station
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  Speaker 2: with vanilla and two yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, exactly lucky. There's a new cereal on the market.
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  Speaker 3: This one's known simply as man Cereal, and according to
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  Speaker 3: the manufacturer, it's high in protein, high in creatine rare.
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  Speaker 3: Also no seed oils, added, sugar, artificial flavors or colors.
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  Speaker 3: It's low carb. It's gluten free. That doesn't sound very manly.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like vagina cereal.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like it, and I'd like to taste it, Morgan,
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  Speaker 1: I'll try it.
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  Speaker 3: They also say that anyone who has a bowl of
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  Speaker 3: the cereal gets a boost of energy, better recovery, stronger
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  Speaker 3: bone health, and enhance cognitive function. All right, now I
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  Speaker 3: have I have a little clip of the ad that
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  Speaker 3: they're running in the apologies. This is the best audio
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  Speaker 3: that Tyler was looking for. The audio like a better
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  Speaker 3: quality audio. But the audio is not great. But man, cereal,
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  Speaker 3: here's there billion dollars.
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  Speaker 6: It helped young man's everywhere practice semen retention.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's supposed to help a semen retention.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what does that even mean?
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  Speaker 3: You eat the cereal and you'll have better semen retention?
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  Speaker 2: What that means?
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  Speaker 3: It is not cheap. It's like a three pack is
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  Speaker 3: fifty eight bucks. Yep, damn, one box twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 5: We need to try the cereal and then have chocolate
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  Speaker 5: bars afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody's google semen retention on it right now? Does this
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  Speaker 3: mean just means that your loads are more potent?
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  Speaker 2: It's the intentional practice of avoiding ejaculation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's supposed to make you more manly. It is
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  Speaker 5: you just so you can stick.
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  Speaker 1: Hold off longer.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So eat the cereal and improve your seamen retention.
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  Speaker 6: It helps young man's everywhere practice semen retention.
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  Speaker 3: Luckily, Cereal recently got bo that's right, sixteen grand for
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  Speaker 3: protein two and a half rand team and isn'try and
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  Speaker 3: swinging in the rating.
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  Speaker 6: I'm taking my hault right now, just thinking about that
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  Speaker 6: salted budge lab.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just cranking his hog.
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  Speaker 2: Right, wow, alright, all right, I'll try it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk sound good.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look at some of those chocolate bears on top, k know,
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, corble.
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  Speaker 3: Horseshoes, green clothes, stairs, chocolate. Woody Show, and we're into
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  Speaker 3: another new hour. You're on the Woody Show, Woody Greg
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  Speaker 3: mensgr sea masses here. Phones are open eight seven seven
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  Speaker 3: forty four Woody. You can text us text over to
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  Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven. There was a study looking
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  Speaker 3: at status symbols, and so people were ask the question like,
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  Speaker 3: what's an item or something that people have that's a
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  Speaker 3: sign that you made it in life? And the first
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  Speaker 3: thing I thought about was Menace and how he bought
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  Speaker 3: that kitchen aid stand mixer. Not that he bakes or
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  Speaker 3: does anything like that, but the visual.
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  Speaker 4: And Greg can appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, look I made it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what it's told us at the time.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, I saw that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he always saw that as a you've arrived, yep,
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  Speaker 4: because I mean they are still expensive. You know, when
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  Speaker 4: you're a kid, they're like a billion dollars to you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everybody on the Food Network's got it right,
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  Speaker 2: It's like a sculpture for your kitchen counter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nineteen percent said they bought something to impress other people.
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  Speaker 3: Most people say status symbols have become less important to
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  Speaker 3: them as they've gotten older, But the most popular answers
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  Speaker 3: got to be a car, right, A high end watch
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  Speaker 3: was number one of those, which I know Greg is
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  Speaker 3: not a that Yeah, yeah get it, Like I do
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  Speaker 3: like watches, but I don't. I don't like him for
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  Speaker 3: any other purpose other than oh I think that's a
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  Speaker 3: cool watch. It's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever noticed anyone's watch, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not and I'm not into watches where I want
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  Speaker 3: to sit around and talk about him either, the way
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  Speaker 3: that like some of these guys are into whiskeyes or
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  Speaker 3: beers or wine, people like I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to sit and chop it up with watch guys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and you also don't have like sparkly diamonds around
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  Speaker 1: your watches.
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  Speaker 5: I don't notice that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've got nice watches, but yeah, like that's
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  Speaker 3: also like not my style. I think dudes wearing diamonds
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  Speaker 3: is a weird. I don't know, it's kind of it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of girly. Yeah yeah, other than like, yeah, if
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  Speaker 3: you have like a like where you see like an
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  Speaker 3: NFL player and he's got like the big giant like
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  Speaker 3: diamond ears something like that. But I think other than that,
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  Speaker 3: I think either it's it's tacky or gurly, depending on
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  Speaker 3: what we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's on a necklace, it's okay in earar rings,
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  Speaker 4: but when I see it on a watch, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: When I see it on a watch, I don't believe
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  Speaker 4: it's real.
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  Speaker 3: When dudes have diamonds embedded into their wedding band, I
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  Speaker 3: think that looks tacky, like like like ely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's a couple of where it's kind of flush with
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  Speaker 3: the around channel set diamond see channel set channels.
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  Speaker 8: And let's say that real wealth doesn't do that. You
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  Speaker 8: don't see Bill Gates, see Jeff Bezos.
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  Speaker 5: You don't see Elon.
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  Speaker 3: Musk, thank you.
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  Speaker 8: You see you don't see who's the face from the Mavericks.
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  Speaker 8: You don't see Mark Cuban. Yeah, that garbage that is,
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  Speaker 8: that's fake wealthy. You're you're a stupid your new vau.
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  Speaker 8: You're at your trashy.
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  Speaker 3: I told you, just not prove.
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  Speaker 4: I ran into that billionaire over Coachella and he was
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  Speaker 4: wearing a black T shirt and GMS.
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  Speaker 5: If you think a chain with bling on it is
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  Speaker 5: is cool, you're a trashy loser.
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  Speaker 3: You've heard it here, yeah, Tyler.
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  Speaker 5: Jeez, yeah, I mean it comes from that Tyler mindset.
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  Speaker 3: Mindset you have.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a chain.
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  Speaker 3: He has the chain, but your sense have diamonds or
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  Speaker 3: fake diamonds or's just uh, just a cool chain.
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  Speaker 5: It's his neck to sparkle.
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  Speaker 3: It was like a fifty bucks I knew what I
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  Speaker 3: was buying. Yeah, yeah, but maybe a house every once
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  Speaker 3: in a while, like you like there. I think I
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  Speaker 3: think the chain is something that you can either pull off.
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  Speaker 3: You can either pull the look off or you can't.
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  Speaker 3: Not everybody the chains are not for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely not Tyler can pull it off.
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  Speaker 1: He can't.
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  Speaker 2: I truly believe that.
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  Speaker 1: In all the fifth grade boys, I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: all wear gold chains and think they're cool.
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  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, they're trying to be you know, they're stupid children.
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  Speaker 1: But here's something I do not understand. Why do baseball
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  Speaker 1: players wear such heavy jewelry to play in? And why
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  Speaker 1: is that allowed?
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  Speaker 7: That's more of like a international thing, like that's really
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  Speaker 7: big with like Cubans and Dominican players that come straight
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  Speaker 7: from that country.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: How are you even allowed to weir al that crap,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like sliding around?
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's I don't know why they allow it,
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  Speaker 7: but I do know it is a pain in the
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  Speaker 7: ask because sometimes they'll break like mid slide, and then
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  Speaker 7: you have like all these jewelry pieces.
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  Speaker 5: It's done in the NFL as well too.
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  Speaker 4: Tyler, what are you going to get a Jesus piece
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  Speaker 4: for your chain that will be coming momentarily?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: I have to I have to see it first, one
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  Speaker 3: of those things like when you see.
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  Speaker 6: It, you know it.
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  Speaker 3: Nine went on saying, made it in life. Those guys
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  Speaker 3: who have their own heavy equipment like skid steers and
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  Speaker 3: excavators and bob hats. You know, that'd that'd be that'd
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  Speaker 3: be cool to have the land where there was a
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  Speaker 3: guy that I knew and uh, he owned a couple
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  Speaker 3: of car dealerships, and his wife bought him for their
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  Speaker 3: anniversary one of those those like Bobcat. I forget what
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  Speaker 3: what are those called. It's just got the bucket on
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  Speaker 3: the front.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's like an all purpose they could do it.
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  Speaker 3: Old front loading, you know whatever. It's the size of
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  Speaker 3: it looks like that. You know, it's it's about as
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  Speaker 3: long as a like a fork lift, but it's got
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  Speaker 3: the big bucket on the front and these things. It's
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  Speaker 3: got the treads and so it's kind of all purpose.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's something called? Damn it?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a skid steer? Because I'm looking at Bobcat
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  Speaker 1: skid steers?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 5: Looks like it hold on skid steer, A front end loader.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have this friend who lives near Seattle, tiny
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  Speaker 2: house but tons.
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  Speaker 3: And she can steer skid steer loader that does look cool.
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  Speaker 2: And she has a Kboda whatever that's the brand.
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  Speaker 3: These things great.
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  Speaker 1: It's like that.
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  Speaker 2: That was the thing I was most excited to say,
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  Speaker 2: nice from a man card In.
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  Speaker 3: Knowing that own that. Yeah, but it's true. Like so, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he got one of these things for an anniversary gift.
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  Speaker 3: I go, what do you do with it? He goes, well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, when it snows, I can clear. Sure, he goes,
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  Speaker 3: I'll use it. It goes because they have they have
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  Speaker 3: some land. He just goes it just like moves dirt around.
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  Speaker 8: Trees.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The guy, the guys like deep in his sixties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, forty brand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool. Well they I mean they own a
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  Speaker 3: BMW dealership, they own a Toyota dealership.
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  Speaker 1: They can do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're good. They're good. They've been doing it for
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  Speaker 3: a long time, very successful.
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  Speaker 2: Unless it was a Rolex, you could tell me your
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  Speaker 2: watch was five bucks or five thousand bucks, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: know the difference.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, like three brands. I know Rolex Jacob the Jeweler
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  Speaker 4: because that was like the big rapper wash to have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and the one that bublo it starts with the peep
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  Speaker 4: protect yeah, protect because that's the one that John Mayer says, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: but just buy that one. You don't need any other watches.
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  Speaker 2: But if somebody was wearing utechtfulle if I wouldn't say,
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  Speaker 2: oh wow, that's it has.
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  Speaker 4: Like a certain shape to it.
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  Speaker 3: Because there's even levels within the you know, like that's
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  Speaker 3: a starter watch. Yeah, you can get like a tag,
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  Speaker 3: you can get you know, get these different you can
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  Speaker 3: get these different watches. But then there's even different like
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  Speaker 3: the entry level role likes the entry level Taghoy or
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  Speaker 3: the entry level you know whatever ublo.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, are the John Mayer approved though.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, says if you want to jump the line on
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  Speaker 4: being a watch guyde just by that one.
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  Speaker 3: But then yeah, because then then then then you get
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  Speaker 3: these other ones that are like one of one's million dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh so what the other most popular answers? Again,
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  Speaker 3: people asked what the you know item or something that
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  Speaker 3: people is like a sign that you've made it in life.
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  Speaker 3: Luxury handbag now that I don't get careless the latest
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: iPhone still yeah, really, I mean if you get the
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: max this is big. I I keep seeing more people
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: with the at home saua they have like their backyard,
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  Speaker 3: the costco. Yeah, cold plunges like that, a hot tub
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  Speaker 3: or a pool designer shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Don't care.
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  Speaker 3: A walk in closet, yes, rus like walking closets. One
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  Speaker 3: thing the closet that has its own island, like a
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  Speaker 3: kitchen has in the middle. You see those about the cream.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, you see that island so bad.
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  Speaker 3: You see those on h G t V.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, that's what are you supposed to do with
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: that island? Just like look at organized your outfit for
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  Speaker 5: the next.
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  Speaker 3: Day that you lay stuff out on it.
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  Speaker 2: Ors you can lay stuff out on it the top
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: when they're a glass so you can see that top drawer.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Don't even get me started.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: An electric car that's a flex because I mean, I guess,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I guess if you lump in like a Tesla nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Cyber truck, yeah, well, the next one's going to be
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: the roadstart, which yeah, and then that's gonna because I
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: think goes two hundred fifty miles an hour and it's
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  Speaker 8: street legal.
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned the nineteen percent that said they bought something
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  Speaker 3: to impress other people. That nineteen percent bought cyber trucks. Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: because that's why you buy those things.
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  Speaker 5: To have a self driving bullet proof faster than.
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  Speaker 3: A portion of a badass.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, because it's speaking of the cyber truck, the
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  Speaker 8: self driving on that is essentially at way more level.
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  Speaker 5: I use it ninety percent of the time. I'm not
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: looking at the road at all.
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  Speaker 8: It is. It is essentially like having a little self
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: driving pod. And Greg can tell you the interiors point lovely,
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: spacious and room question. I get all of the things
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: you're saying. The bulletproof and the self drive is all cool.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: So why and that? So why did you wrap it?
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: Because it's way easy? Number one, it distinguishes it. Folks
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: who don't know I have a black and white and
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: the stainless steel look dumb. The stainless steel is a
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: tough clean keep up. It catches fingerprints like crazy.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: I would wrap any car these, well many, any car
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: that you wanted to, really, because it's it's the easiest
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: thing to clean. It's soap and water, wind decks with
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: like any basic household cleaning, and you can clean those
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: with wind decks. Oh yeah, yeah you can. It's the easiest, easiest,
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: it's the easiest upkeep. So that's that's another bonus on that.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Oh and I haven't told you guys this, but I
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: was parking in a Walmart walking inside. I heard this
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: little five year old walking with his dad. He's like, well,
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: he said, that's the that's the first cool looking cyber
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: truck I ever seen.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, first cool looking one.
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: You know, you were the only cyber truck in the
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: Walmart park. To be fair, the people who love cyber
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: trucks the most are usually little boys.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And then one more, it made the most popular list.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: A backyard that has an outdoor kitchen. Oh yeah, why yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: not just the grill. No, and not just the grill
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: that's outside or whatever, like in the little area. It's
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: got like a no, it's got to be built in
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: the count The grill has to be built into You
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: can't like wheel the grill to a different part of
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: the yard if you wanted to. It has to be
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: part built into whatever. There's got to be a little
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: mini refrigerators, got to have that bottle cap opener, think
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: attached to the side.
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  Speaker 4: If you're talking about like backyards or like side of houses,
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  Speaker 4: I'm always impressed, no matter the size of the house,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: if it has a casita or it has like a
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: secondary Yeah, it's I guess, like its own little apartment.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. These are usually above the garage.
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  Speaker 5: A little like eight U.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it could be like its own separate little house.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Back the used to call it the guest house down
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: because somebody is talking about, you know, oh eighty, what's
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: an a d u? Yeah, And they told me like
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: auxillary dwelling.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I've been to some houses where it's like right when
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: you walk in, it's right to the right side.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Of the house, and people are using those to offset
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: their their mortgage. But they'll rent them out, you'll put
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: them on Airbnb.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: That part, I'm not impressed by it. I'm like, if
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: it's like for your guests, you know, not a side hustle.
• 19:10
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• 19:12
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