Latest / Privycast / Ep. 75 Bigfoot Poop
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- 0:19>> Speaker A: Welcome back to privy. Privy
- 0:22is a podcast about bathrooms
- 0:25recorded from my home
- 0:27bathroom. I'm your host, Hunter
- 0:30Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
- 0:33Welcome back to spoop tea season.
- 0:36Remember, it's Spooktober. Uh, that's like
- 0:39spook and poop combined. And as it turns out, the
- 0:42spoop. Excuse me. Pardon me. Forgive me,
- 0:44father. Um, the term spoop.
- 0:48Spoopy is already a thing, um, as far
- 0:51as I can tell. Really unfortunate that I went for
- 0:53the spooptober. This is what happens when you're old and
- 0:56try to use the Internet. Um, but as
- 0:59far as I can tell, spoop
- 1:04refers to things that are, like,
- 1:06traditionally spooky, but are done in,
- 1:09like, a cutesy way to make them spooky
- 1:12instead. You know what?
- 1:15Whatever. We're here for the word poop.
- 1:18Spooktober. And
- 1:21this month on privy, we're discussing some of the weird
- 1:24and scary and mysterious things that relate to
- 1:27bathrooms. And I want to
- 1:30give a brief update.
- 1:31Uh, at the time of
- 1:34you hearing this episode, all
- 1:36Hallows Eve is
- 1:39upon us. We will be donning
- 1:43our vestiges, dressing
- 1:45up to go out on the streets and
- 1:48beg, nay, verily plead, and
- 1:51it would seem threatened. Trick or treat.
- 1:55Something good to
- 1:58eat. It's like, give me a
- 2:01dang candy, or I'm going to leave something on
- 2:04your doorpost. It's borderline a threat.
- 2:07But, uh, I digress. Last year,
- 2:10we talked about eating too many hari bro sugar
- 2:13free bears and how that's going to diarrhea you. Today, we're going
- 2:16to go for something a lot more spookier. I'm going to get real with you
- 2:19all today. But before we do that, I want to
- 2:22note here at the top, just kind of some
- 2:24bathroom things,
- 2:27just some quality of life things. I want to
- 2:29note. Um,
- 2:32and this is just from one bathroom
- 2:34enthusiast and user to just the public
- 2:37and whoever cares. Is this
- 2:43when you walk into a bathroom and you turn on a
- 2:45faucet, keep in mind
- 2:48that you turned the faucet on
- 2:51and that if you did turn it on, it
- 2:54doesn't magically become an automatic
- 2:57faucet when you leave. Because I
- 3:00have walked into so many
- 3:02bathrooms, bathrooms that should only
- 3:05be used by adults because of their location and
- 3:08the key that is required to get into it
- 3:11with the water just running. And it's like, did you
- 3:13forget? Like, can you figure
- 3:16it out? It's a
- 3:19marvelous, marvelous wonder.
- 3:22Anyway, today
- 3:25we're going to start this off,
- 3:28this episode right before the spooky
- 3:30one, with something that
- 3:33I'm going to bear my heart on my sleeve.
- 3:37No, I'm not. I'm going to flush the turd, but m I'm going
- 3:40to figuratively leave it in the toilet
- 3:43for you. We need to talk about
- 3:46Bigfoot. We just need to
- 3:48talk about him. To give a brief
- 3:51history of Bigfoot, to
- 3:54do so is similar to asking how
- 3:57the world got here. I mean, depending on
- 4:00who you ask, you're going to get a lot of
- 4:03different answers about what or who
- 4:05Bigfoot is and where did it
- 4:08come from, or he come from or she come from.
- 4:12Also, because much of the history of
- 4:15Bigfoot is tied
- 4:17specifically to the area in which
- 4:20the people who write its existence come
- 4:23from, it's going to differ as
- 4:26far as the discoveries differ
- 4:28based on where those discoveries are made.
- 4:32However, it is accepted that
- 4:35most native american cultures have a story
- 4:38or an account of Bigfoot, or Sasquatch.
- 4:41For my purposes, I might call him Sam
- 4:44Squamch. That is built into
- 4:46their view of the world. It is as if when they tell their
- 4:49story, there is Bigfoot
- 4:52involved. There are
- 4:54drawings of folks, stories about
- 4:57the giant hairy men. Some of
- 5:00these stories depict the hairy apeman
- 5:03as dangerous, while others as a, uh,
- 5:06wild creature to be respected, but not necessarily
- 5:09hostile. Many of these stories go
- 5:11back 500 to 1000 years here in
- 5:14America, before we were America.
- 5:17America is big. And this both helps
- 5:20and makes the accounts of Bigfoot
- 5:22complicated, because while having
- 5:25a number of agreeing points spread so far
- 5:28abroad, in a time where passing information is
- 5:30very slow and difficult back then,
- 5:34it does lend some credibility. Like,
- 5:36what I mean by that is when all these stories about
- 5:40Bigfoot were first coming online, and by online, I
- 5:43mean offline, because online hadn't been made
- 5:45yet. They were
- 5:47passed by word of mouth,
- 5:50or they arose up in separate
- 5:53corners of the country, where passing them by word of
- 5:56mouth would have taken a long time, it
- 5:58lends credibility. But we also start to
- 6:01see regional variation on the
- 6:04accounts. One account from
- 6:07spanish and mexican settlers in California
- 6:10talked about a group of tall, hairy
- 6:12creatures called the Watchers,
- 6:15presumably for the activity they did to
- 6:17interact with those explorers. Now, I do not
- 6:20believe that this is referring to the same
- 6:23watchers that would be included in
- 6:26the biblical, pseudo
- 6:28biblical
- 6:30cryptozoology watchers.
- 6:33For more on that, there's plenty of other
- 6:36podcasts out there today we're talking about Bigfoot,
- 6:39but they called these things the watchers,
- 6:41presumably because they would, like, stand in the bush and
- 6:44creep on you a little bit. That's their way
- 6:47that they interacted with these explorers. Other
- 6:50accounts of the explorers note the loud screaming
- 6:53sounds these creatures made. Like, could
- 6:56you imagine? Could you imagine being an
- 6:59early explorer, and you're just, like, camped out on the edge
- 7:02of the woods, and you just
- 7:04hear
- 7:07just out of nowhere. Could you have imagined
- 7:10that?
- 7:12Like, you want to talk about poop, there it is. You
- 7:15found it. You know what I'm saying? The main
- 7:18name of this creature, the Sam
- 7:21squamsh sasquatch,
- 7:23is actually a statale's word.
- 7:26Now, I know that I didn't get it right, and I
- 7:29apologize to their people, but it's s
- 7:32t s a I l A s
- 7:38stays, people. I'm sorry. They're
- 7:41an indigenous population of the southern British
- 7:44Columbia, northern Washington area.
- 7:47The term
- 7:48Saskettes was later
- 7:51anglicized by the anglicizers, and
- 7:54it translates roughly to the hairy
- 7:56men, the saskets,
- 7:59the sasquatch.
- 8:02As time progressed and the area began to
- 8:05be more inhabited, encounters with the
- 8:08sasquatch saw an increase.
- 8:10Writings from 1847
- 8:13detail a group of large, cannibalistic wild
- 8:16men in Washington. And in 1924,
- 8:19when there was a report of a hairy ape man
- 8:21ransacking and attacking a, uh, Washington beaver trapping
- 8:24camp. This area is now
- 8:27referred to as Ape Canyon. Now,
- 8:30if you've ever been to the Pacific Northwest,
- 8:33you're going to notice two things. The first is,
- 8:36my goodness, is it still raining? And
- 8:39the second is, there's a
- 8:41distinct lack of ape activity.
- 8:45So for a canyon in this area to be
- 8:47called Ape Canyon, well, you
- 8:50could see why it would stand out. So
- 8:53these sasquatches were public enemy number
- 8:56one for many of these settlers, as they,
- 8:59uh, I mean, probably bears and wolves and stuff,
- 9:02but these things are
- 9:04screaming at you. I scare the duty right out of
- 9:07you. But the term Bigfoot did not begin
- 9:10to be used until 1958. That's so
- 9:13recent. It's so recent to believe
- 9:16that that's even a real thing to have said.
- 9:19In 1958, a logger out of
- 9:22California discovered a huge
- 9:24footprint, a big footprint, if
- 9:27you will, in the dirt. And
- 9:30those at the logging site and the stories told
- 9:33from there referred to the creature
- 9:36who created it as the
- 9:38Bigfoot. Most of these
- 9:40sightings occur right here in the Pacific
- 9:43Northwest. This recording is coming to
- 9:45you live from Bigfoot country. We're in it,
- 9:48the Pacific Northwest. And while there have been
- 9:51thousands of sightings to date, it should be
- 9:54noted most, if not all, of
- 9:57these sightings are doubted or claimed as
- 9:59hoaxes. There have been
- 10:02alleged Bigfoot sightings outside the Pacific
- 10:05Northwest, and as such, many of these different
- 10:07parts of the world have names for this beloved or
- 10:10feared creature. Some of these names
- 10:13include the Skunk ape, the Swamp
- 10:15ape, Grassman, Boggy Creek
- 10:18monster, Faux monster, swamp
- 10:20Stalker, wood booger monster of
- 10:23Whitehall, Momo, Honey island
- 10:26swamp monster, Cajun Bigfoot, Big
- 10:28Muddy monster, old man of the mountain, Wood ape,
- 10:31Bushman, tree man, apeman,
- 10:34sasquatch, or for our purposes
- 10:37here, the bigfoot
- 10:40behavior of the Bigfoot again differs
- 10:43depending on who you talk to. Is
- 10:46the Bigfoot just an elusive creature?
- 10:49Is he like some sort of weird
- 10:52bridge in between humans and something
- 10:54else? Is it simply
- 10:57just an animal, or are these things
- 11:00supernatural, like, depending on who
- 11:03you ask
- 11:06changes your response?
- 11:09Or better yet, is the Bigfoot
- 11:12just a scare story whipped out of control by
- 11:15longstanding stories of the past?
- 11:18Be careful in the woods. There's
- 11:21Bigfoots out there. Now,
- 11:24we're not here to debate
- 11:26Bigfoot. God knows
- 11:30that has happened long enough. And I have
- 11:33found debating and
- 11:35arguing for or against Bigfoot does
- 11:38little to change a person's mind.
- 11:41But you know what
- 11:44does change a person's mind
- 11:47on Bigfoot
- 11:49is having a weird encounter for themselves.
- 11:53This brings us to
- 11:56Hunter's anecdotes to
- 11:59keep you afloat.
- 12:09I have two stories to tell you, um,
- 12:12and you can consider these my going public
- 12:14and coming clean on Bigfoot stories.
- 12:18First, the year was, I want to say
- 12:212010, but it might have been 2009.
- 12:24It's hard to remember, but it was the
- 12:27summer before or after. It
- 12:30was the summer surrounding my sophomore year. That's all I
- 12:33can tell you. And
- 12:35some of my friends and I who were attending the youth
- 12:38group M, were planning to
- 12:41go to a missions trip to inner city Denver to
- 12:44do some just charity work
- 12:47and other things there. But we had to raise money. And
- 12:50our youth pastor shout out, Joe. Joe Noel.
- 12:53Um, he was
- 12:56working diligently to set up these work
- 12:58projects for us to raise money to go
- 13:01on the missions trip to Denver.
- 13:04And one of these work
- 13:06projects was, we were laying fence for some
- 13:09folks in Fort Shaw, Montana.
- 13:12Now, we had spent a considerable amount of
- 13:15time there digging post and trying
- 13:18to clear some area. And as I
- 13:21remember it, we didn't get the job done, but it was very
- 13:24much one of those things where we had contributed.
- 13:27We had saved this person a little bit of labor.
- 13:30And so they paid us, even though, like, okay,
- 13:32yes, thank you. Your youth group came out, that type thing.
- 13:35Um, but as
- 13:38we were, like, people were cleaning up, we had a little bit of
- 13:41time. We said, joe, we're going to go take a walk up the
- 13:44butte. And so me and my two to three
- 13:47friends, um, set out walking
- 13:50up the Butte in Fort Shaw, Montana. Now,
- 13:53I'm going to say this, and I'm going to be completely
- 13:56honest with you. I have reached out to
- 13:59two of these friends to try and verify
- 14:02this memory. And neither of them remember this,
- 14:05but I remember it very
- 14:07distinctly. We were
- 14:10walking, and my friend
- 14:13David, this is my memory of it,
- 14:16stopped dead in his tracks and
- 14:20was looking down on the ground at
- 14:23something in the ground. And we walk up on it and it
- 14:26is just this huge footprint, like,
- 14:29you could see toes. And everybody I've told
- 14:32this, they're like, uh, well, it was just a bear. Listen, we grew
- 14:35up in Montana. It was not a bear print. We
- 14:38know what a bear print is. It was too long and
- 14:40slender to be a bear print. This is not a bear
- 14:43print. And we didn't know what
- 14:46it was. And I just remember it instantly kind
- 14:49of freaked our being like, we better head back.
- 14:52And one, uh, of us took a picture of this and I thought
- 14:55it was me, but unfortunately,
- 14:58uh, and I get, oh, that's convenient.
- 15:00But it was again, 2010. I was
- 15:03still operating on a slider phone.
- 15:06I hadn't got my first smartphone yet.
- 15:09And, uh, I didn't transfer these pictures. When I got
- 15:12my new phone, I was like, punk kid, you're going to go to college.
- 15:15Forget this phone. I got an iPhone now, baby.
- 15:18And so if I can find this picture
- 15:21ever in my history of time, I will share it with
- 15:23you. Um,
- 15:27but it was just this foot plus,
- 15:30long barefoot print
- 15:33in the ground. And we split
- 15:35like woofie back to this house because, uh, we
- 15:38just had our bean cooked a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
- 15:42And we never said anything about it. I never said anything about it. And I kind
- 15:45of took that memory to heart for a long time. M
- 15:48um, and it kind of just lived rent free in the back of my
- 15:51brain for longer than I would
- 15:54have hoped. Flash forward
- 15:57to hearing
- 16:00and learning a lot of these stories
- 16:03of these avid hunters in the state of Florida, seeing
- 16:06this skunk ape and these other things. And it
- 16:08reminds me that eerie feeling that I had. And
- 16:11then one day I'm sitting there
- 16:14in college and we're telling stories, and
- 16:17one guy, he gets real serious. I can't remember his name.
- 16:20Um, but I just remember he got real serious and he started
- 16:23telling this story. And most of the people in the room, and
- 16:25rightfully so, they kind of like, oh, yeah, here we
- 16:28go. They're kind of playing it off and I get
- 16:31it. But as I'm listening to him tell this
- 16:34story, I'm like, man, I've had this exact
- 16:36feeling, and I remember the day that
- 16:39I saw this print, and I asked him about the footprint in
- 16:42his, and he's like, dude, that's exactly what I saw. This
- 16:45guy was from Washington area. Um, I was
- 16:48from Montana. Never met
- 16:51him before. Don't really had ever
- 16:53talked to him. And then,
- 16:57uh, flash forward a year or so.
- 17:00Uh, my. I can't remember if it
- 17:03was my fiance at the time or if it was my
- 17:06best friend driving
- 17:09from in between the gorge
- 17:12just outside of helena, Montana. So, as you
- 17:14approach Helena from the south, you got to drive through these
- 17:17canyon like gorges.
- 17:20And it was not fully light
- 17:23out. It was kind of dark. But I just remember
- 17:26this thing was, uh, in the road, and it was tall,
- 17:30and it seemed to be on two legs,
- 17:33and then it just went straight up the side of the
- 17:36hill.
- 17:39I thought it was a person, but a person can't
- 17:42do that. And I just kind of log this away in my
- 17:45memory. I just let it sit there. And
- 17:48then one day, I'm sitting, and I'm listening to another
- 17:51podcast. Um, blurry creatures.
- 17:53Uh, to shout out blurry creatures would
- 17:56be a wild move, since they are
- 17:59very much more well known than what I'm doing
- 18:02here. But I'm listening to this, and I'm listening
- 18:05to one of their scientists on the show describe how the
- 18:07Bigfoot has, like, a hinged foot and can
- 18:10traverse hillsides. And I'm like, oh, my gosh,
- 18:13that's exactly what I saw.
- 18:17And I've heard a number of stories after
- 18:20of people that are like, man, I don't know what I
- 18:23think, but it sure does make me think a
- 18:26lot. I have no desire to
- 18:29go looking for Bigfoot because it is to my
- 18:31understanding that it is both big and
- 18:35could do some serious damage. This has
- 18:37been a different, uh, hunter's
- 18:40anecdotes to keep you
- 18:43afloat.
- 18:52Here's the other thing. If bigfoots are out
- 18:55there, and I tend to think that they are,
- 18:58we've found fur and footprints and other things that
- 19:01we suspect belong to these
- 19:04bigfoots. But here's the thing. Living
- 19:07creatures, particularly living creatures who
- 19:10eat, leave behind
- 19:12something that is not shy, that we're not shy to
- 19:15discuss here on privy. Uh, and
- 19:18so we beg the question, and we asked this
- 19:21around Christmas time last year of Santa
- 19:23Claus, and now we ask it of
- 19:26the Bigfoot. Do Bigfoots poop? And if so,
- 19:29have we ever located a Bigfoot poop?
- 19:32And it turns out someone
- 19:35has, or I will admit, at least he
- 19:38has claimed to. Cherry log,
- 19:41Virginia is home to the
- 19:43visiting expedition Bigfoot Museum,
- 19:46and you can look at all sorts of weird
- 19:49things people have found or discovered pertaining to
- 19:52the bigfoot. One
- 19:55of the best pieces on display here,
- 19:58though, for our purposes here as
- 20:00enthusiasts of the bathroom here at privy,
- 20:03one of the finer pieces on
- 20:06display is an almost three
- 20:09foot long turd
- 20:11labeled the sasquatch feces.
- 20:15This piece
- 20:18was found and submitted to the museum by Dr.
- 20:20Matthew Johnson. Now,
- 20:23in his YouTube video documenting
- 20:26where and when he found the piece
- 20:29of poo in 2016, he
- 20:31discusses a bit about why no one has really
- 20:34found or shared their findings
- 20:38relating, uh, to a Bigfoot
- 20:40turd. First, think about it
- 20:43like, you're walking along in the woods, and
- 20:46you look down, and you see a turd. Like, in this case,
- 20:48a long, possibly piled turd.
- 20:52The last thing that you would do would
- 20:55be, you know what?
- 20:58You know what, though?
- 21:01Hey, you know what, though? I should probably pick that up and stick
- 21:04it in my bag with all of my personal
- 21:07belongings and tote it back home for research.
- 21:10Like, um, there's the first
- 21:12reason these aren't being tracked in, because
- 21:15they're poop.
- 21:18Nowadays, we have phones.
- 21:21I wish I would have had a phone of the caliber we have today,
- 21:24back when I was in high school, but it would
- 21:26take less than 30 seconds to snap a picture of the
- 21:29sasquatch's hot, steamy pile.
- 21:33But, uh, there are scientists out there looking for this
- 21:36crap, actual crap.
- 21:39So what's the deal?
- 21:41First, much like when I talk about
- 21:44science and doctors, I need to preface here,
- 21:48I'm not a Sasquatch expert.
- 21:50Those people do exist, and I'm not
- 21:53him. So there. But my guess is
- 21:56we see animals bury or
- 21:59organize their poop in such a way to not interact with it.
- 22:02Cats bury it. We talked about how wombats
- 22:05will stack it. Prairie
- 22:07dogs have special little places where they
- 22:10take their poop or lay their poop at in their
- 22:13burrows. So what's to say the bigfoot
- 22:16doesn't do something similar?
- 22:18Perhaps the Bigfoot has a
- 22:21cleanliness, understanding, or functions
- 22:24like one of these animals and deals with their poop, so it
- 22:27is not found. Perhaps the Bigfoot
- 22:30is intelligent enough to understand the need
- 22:33to not interact with its turd.
- 22:35Like, really challenge yourself here.
- 22:39When was the last time you saw the
- 22:42turd of someone who does not live in your home with
- 22:45you? Think about it like,
- 22:48we have systems
- 22:51designed to get rid of our poop.
- 22:54You could go, arguably a long time and
- 22:56maybe never see anyone but your own
- 22:59turd in this life.
- 23:02So why would it be weird not to find a Bigfoot
- 23:05turd? Like, I
- 23:08don't find deer leavings every time I go
- 23:10out. But Dr. Johnson
- 23:13found some. Dr. Johnson, or Dr.
- 23:16J, as he's called, among the squatching community,
- 23:19that's people who go looking for these things.
- 23:21He is a doctor of psychology who began
- 23:24for hunting for Bigfoots in 2000 after
- 23:27he and his wife had a close counter. See,
- 23:30the encounters tell the story. They
- 23:33change you. He hasn't really put out
- 23:35much since his 2016,
- 23:39um, bigfoot poop finding. As far as I can tell, he's written
- 23:42a few books. But I got to say, this bigfoot turd
- 23:45is huge. And that's because the Bigfoot is
- 23:48big. You can see it in the video. We'll stick
- 23:51that in the description down below for you to go
- 23:53watch him make this discovery of this
- 23:56bigfoot turd. But, yeah, if I found this in the
- 23:59woods, if I found a turd that long in the
- 24:01woods, I'd think it was an animal I'd have did not
- 24:04want to encounter. Like, imagine
- 24:07you're camping. You know what I'm saying? In fact, I want
- 24:10to take a moment here before the closing of the show. I want to
- 24:13read a, uh,
- 24:16listener email sent in, um, by a friend of
- 24:18the show and former guest, Jude
- 24:21Domini. Um, Jude Domini wrote me
- 24:23back in August. Sorry, Jude. Um, I was looking for
- 24:26the right time to share this, and I figured a moment about
- 24:29bigfoot would be fitting,
- 24:31um, but Jude wrote to the show at
- 24:34privycast@gmail.com. You can send your emails to
- 24:37privycast@gmail.com. Jude writes,
- 24:40so, camping, bathrooms.
- 24:43Here I am in the bathroom at a
- 24:46campsite. It's one of those bathrooms that has the
- 24:49bottomless pit you sit above and drop your waist
- 24:52into. Nice, um, the cesspit. Or
- 24:54as we talked about in last episode, the bog
- 24:57house, if you will. Now, Jude says he's
- 25:00done the deed. He's done. And I like to imagine that
- 25:03Jude is typing his email to us here
- 25:06at privy while he is still laying
- 25:09down post poop. He's done
- 25:12the deed. But, Rutrow,
- 25:14raggy, there's no paper to wipe
- 25:17thine bottom clean. What do I
- 25:20suggest he do in this situation? Well,
- 25:22Jude, you've written the right show, and, uh,
- 25:25it's great to have heard from you, I trust,
- 25:28mostly because I've seen you since then, but also
- 25:31because, well, what do I
- 25:34suggest? You've already got the pit figured out. So you got
- 25:37the pit. Now, I don't know if you have a hike, but
- 25:40if there's no hiking, that needs to be done. Jude, I suggest
- 25:43this. You have a sock and it's time to use
- 25:45it. Now, you're going to get at least
- 25:48three wipes out of this sock. The first is you're
- 25:51going full over the hand and you're going
- 25:54to wipe from wrist all
- 25:57the way to finger. You're going to get a long wipe on that
- 26:00job. And that is because we want to use
- 26:03the most of our sock as we can. Then,
- 26:06of course, you're going to flip it inside out, and
- 26:09you're going to wipe once with the top if you can, and once
- 26:12with the bottom, if you can. And by then, if your butt is
- 26:15not dry enough, unfortunately, you have to go sock number
- 26:17two. Now, the sock
- 26:20can go in the hole, but if there is
- 26:23a trash receptacle, I recommend you throw it in there
- 26:26instead. It'll serve in a pinch. You know
- 26:29what I'm saying? I'm sorry that happened to you, Jude.
- 26:32Um, I trust you sorted it out. If you would like to
- 26:34fill us in on how you solved your toilet
- 26:37paper debacle. Oh, wait, there's
- 26:40a postscript here on the email. More
- 26:43information. A, uh, new challenger is approaching.
- 26:46Oh, is that a bus I see? Let's see. Yep,
- 26:49looks like the bus is parking. Oh, my
- 26:51goodness. Who's that?
- 26:54Jude's throwing somebody under the bus. Who is that? Oh, look,
- 26:57it's his little sister, Hosanna. He says, p.
- 27:00S. Hosanna
- 27:03took the last of the toilet paper,
- 27:05so it's her fault for this predicament.
- 27:08Case closed. Hosanna. If you use the
- 27:11last toilet paper, you replace it. And if you can't
- 27:14replace it, you walk out and you tell camp, hey, I
- 27:17use the last of the TP. We got to sort this
- 27:20out before somebody. Poor Jude, in this
- 27:22case, gets caught with their beef hanging out. Nothing
- 27:25to clean it with. So I don't know, Jose.
- 27:28I don't know if you listen to this, so if you don't figure it
- 27:31out. But, uh, Jude, thank you for writing us. You can write
- 27:34us at privycast@gmail.com as well.
- 27:38And remember, Jude, while out camping, be
- 27:41careful for encountering bigfoots. And,
- 27:44um, not as bad, but probably still just as
- 27:47striking. Bigfoot poop. If you
- 27:49found a turd in the woods that long, I would not think that it
- 27:52was an animal. The answer is, as creepy as this
- 27:55bigfoot is,
- 27:58turns out, just like Jude, they do
- 28:00poop. That brings us to another
- 28:03end of episode of privy. That's the worst way I
- 28:06could say that sentence, but I refuse to
- 28:09go back and do it. Thank you so much for listening.
- 28:12We love having you here, uh, and it means a lot that
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- 28:46Perfect. This is the Dora the explorer version
- 28:49of the end of the show. You can follow us on
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- 29:03As always, we'd love to thank Kevin
- 29:06McLeod for the use of barroom ballet
- 29:09as our intro and outro music. You can find
- 29:12Kevin's music@incompetent.com
- 29:15his music is licensed under Creative Commons license
- 29:18Attribution 40. Thanks,
- 29:20Kevin. We would also like to thank
- 29:23Pottington Bear for the use of all the
- 29:26colors in the world as the Hunter's anecdote,
- 29:28intro and outro music. You can find
- 29:31Pottington Bear's
- 29:32music@pottingtonbear.com. Thanks,
- 29:35Pottington. This has been another
- 29:38episode of privy. Thank you so much for joining us.
- 29:41Love y'all. And as always,
- 29:45don't forget to flush.