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Camp Second Chance #0.5 - Bonfire Bonding [PUBLIC] · DiceSized

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Hello my friends, before we get on with our story today, I just
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wanted to let everyone know that today's episode was originally
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supposed to be Patreon exclusive only, but we just had so much
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fun with Sav running us through Camp Second Chance as Joey,
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Monty, and Goody, so we just had to bring it to the main feed.
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So if you like this episode, then you might just like the
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kind of unhinged content that we bring to the Patreon every
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month. And with that, on with our show
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Camp Second. Chance camp, second chance.
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Camp Second chance. Welcome back to Camp Second
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Chance Campers. Sav here sitting in the driver's
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seat for session 0.5 of this Role for Shoes Adventure.
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During this session, our characters will have the chance
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to forge friendships on their first night at camp.
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As a friendly reminder, this is the second installment of our
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Camp Second Chance Adventure, which utilizes the Role for
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Shoes rules system to give players autonomy over the skills
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they gain. If you missed it or would like a
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refresher on the rules and these characters, check out Episode 0
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of the series. Without further ado, it's time
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to introduce our players and the characters they've created.
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Jump in G. Hey, it's G, I'm playing goody 2
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shoes ready to break baddie and I will be here with some anarchy
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in my heart and only the goodest of characters display in front
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of any authority figure and I'm ready to carry my skill of
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puzzles into this experience at at camp second chance I.
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Keep wanting to say second chance.
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K Sarah. Sarah.
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Welcome. Goody.
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Thank you. Ready to break baddie and commit
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Anarch? Cat and Cat I.
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Really thought it was going to rhyme.
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Didn't get there? You need an aunt, Our caddy,
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which could be Joey. Oh, Joey's my aunt our caddy
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aunt our. Caddy man, you got.
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The Caddy Daddies. Okie, Dokie.
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Hey, do you? Have the manager.
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She's the party planner. She knows a theme, Love, a.
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Theme. Good old Monty.
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All right, Joey, let's hear. It oh me.
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It's not Rob today. It's me, Joey.
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Joey Trombone here and ready to atone.
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Perhaps we shall see. But I'm here and I yeah, I'm
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bringing demolitions. I don't know how.
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I kind of backed into it. I wanted flowers first.
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I wanted cars and I wanted flowers.
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And I got bombs. I got booms.
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I got bombs. Got demolition?
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I cannot stress enough how much demolition is way more than
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booms and bombs. Well, I mean, I guess it's also,
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you know, careful and careful calculation and planning, but I
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don't, I don't know it just. Destruction.
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He's really bad at Jenga. I mean, I'm not good at Jenga.
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Well, goodbye Rob. OK.
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Please get the fuck out of you. Get out of my chair, asshole.
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Fucking twat with that asshole. Who the fuck was that guy?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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It's skinny. Save us, Maya.
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Hey, it's Maya. You can call me Monty.
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Monty here. Don't know why I'm here.
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Well, I guess I do know why I'm here.
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Because I got caught being a professional party thrower.
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Yep, I am the Hostess with the mostest.
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So yeah, I'm just going to be spending my time here at camp
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surviving. Hopefully my Louis Vuittons are
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not worse for wear after this excursion.
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But I am bringing memory as a skill to camp because every good
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socialite knows everything about anyone.
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Yeah, really not looking forward to this.
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Like, literally at all. I'm so sorry to hear it campers.
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I hope that Camp Second Chance can treat you well and that
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maybe you return home changed. None of us want to be here.
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I. Doubt.
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I won't. I won't know trombone, I'll tell
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you that. Never say never.
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Perhaps. All right, it is time to zoom
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back into Camp Second Chance, a summer experience for
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troublemaking teens whose parents just don't know what the
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fuck else to do with them. And for many of these teens,
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Camp Second Chance actually feels like one last chance to
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find their way. Intake day is winding down.
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You've unpacked your bags, settled into your bunks, and
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some of you may have even snuck off to smoke a little something
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in secret on your way to the night's group activity.
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The campfire is already lit when you arrive to the pit.
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So are we. Hey mom, Mom says no drinking
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but she doesn't know about the weed.
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Here you go, she. Doesn't know about the green so
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it's a flower. She loves flowers.
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Mom loves flowers. Does Monty hit it?
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No, no, I brought my own cocaine.
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You're straight, you're right. You know, people, people say,
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people say bumping. They they say bumping.
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What's that called Rails that you're doing off the off your
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hand there I've. Seen goody powder in her nose
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like 17 times. No, it's cocaine.
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A true socialite. It's good.
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It's what's power is what's. Cocaine A.
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Woman never tells. It's Angel dust.
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What's Angel dust? It's a it's a.
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It's a speed. Speed.
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Juice. What's be juice?
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It's a it's a it's a white. It's the white snow.
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Oh, OK. I guess I can.
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I don't know. I never did that one up.
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Your father calls. No, dude, I don't know.
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Yeah I wouldn't smoke anything. Love your ditch weed.
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I'm so sorry. If I'm going to smoke weed it
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will be from my personal private grower.
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OK, like you just eat home, eat grows for you alone.
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Well, my family. OK, that's.
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For when we want it for parties. My dad is does not partake.
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He's again. Very rich.
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Of his own will. This guy, the guy, the guy that
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grows the the flowers. I care about flowers and I care.
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Honey money talks. OK, Yeah, that's true.
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That's, I mean casino night happened for a reason.
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It's because I made a lot of money that night and.
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Yeah, and you and money can get along because money doesn't
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read. OK, holy shit, that's that's
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that's smart, clever lady. She destroyed you there?
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Yeah. You can say you're going to fuck
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to sleep, don't you fucking look at me.
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We're we're moving right now. How much is this?
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Did you? Still go to sleep.
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Roll for demolition. I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding. Rolls.
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Never mind. Yeah, Let me in here.
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Look in here, all right? The fire is too big.
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You see it now? It's too smoky.
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Like someone was overcompensating for their
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inability to build a fire that would really last.
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Benches and stumps are arranged in a loose circle, and a peppy
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counselor claps her hands once and says, all right, campers,
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time to bring it in. No one does.
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I I I already hate this. Hi I am I'm goody.
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No, she kind of looks like ma fuck.
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I got I got. I'm sorry.
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Hi, I'm here. I'm.
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Really excited to be here. No, this is a really cool thing
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that you're doing. I'm more excited than him to be
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here. All right, settle down.
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It's night one, which means introductions and rules, so your
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hesitation is to be expected. But it's also a fresh
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opportunity to cause trouble. And when you realize this, you
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begin wandering toward a seat. I can ugly decide that you look
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like my mother, and so I'm going to I'm going to do whatever you
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say, lady. The peppy counselor introduces
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herself as Lottie. Hi, Lottie.
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That's my mother's name. No way.
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Well, it's actually Stella, but she's.
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That's not Lottie. But I mean, that's a middle
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name. Stella, Lottie, he lied.
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I'm used to the lying. It's to be expected.
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It's part of the job training. That sounds like my mother.
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Sorry, I'm going to sit down now.
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I don't know why I don't. Understand.
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You I told you I don't know the trombone.
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Lottie steps into the circle to welcome you to the fire.
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We're going to go around the group.
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Everyone share your name, a fun fact about you, and something
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you're hoping to try during your time at camp this summer.
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Who wants to go first? No one.
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Hi, I'm goody and I would like to be the the the group
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president and if I could tell you about anything about myself
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is that I have written many things that you should read and
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I'm good at puzzles steps back. A lot of fun facts I'm getting
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from you, goody. What about something new you
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would like to try at camp this summer?
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Steps back forward. I would like to try.
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There's always one. Bungee jumping.
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Oh. Lottie looks around at the
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barren, flat plains of Iowa. Interesting.
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We'll see what we can do and if we can make that happen.
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Way to be ambitious. Oh, it's not where we are.
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Maps is not a skill of mine. I should say it's like.
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Iowa it. Doesn't need to be Canon that
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it's Iowa, but you get the gist. It's fucking flat.
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I just want to jump off something high.
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Oh, well, yeah, let's definitely make sure that you're strapped
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into the proper equipment if we're going to do that while at
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camp. Your parents signed a lot of
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waivers, but we don't like a mess.
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NDA. Evidently NDA's were signed as
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well, but let's limit the splat while we're here if we can.
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Fine. Well, good to meet you, Goody.
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Who's next? I guess I'll go.
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Monty stands up again, aggressively brushes off her
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clothes. Miss Dara.
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Yes, Miss Dara, That's me. Monty Stara, you have?
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Oh, that's so great. I would love to connect later.
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My name is Monty. I'm here.
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Pauses for applause. Oh.
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Oh, no, sorry, Joey. OK, No, no, let's wait till the
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end to applaud. We don't want anyone to feel
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left out. Or, you know, favored.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry. Yeah, You applaud for a lady
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when she wants applause, lady, right?
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I mean, excuse me, Miss. Sorry.
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I don't know. I'm getting flustered.
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I don't know. You look like my mother.
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I'm gonna. There is so much fucked upness
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at this table. Right now.
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We're all high. They're high.
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They're high. She's.
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Speeding. One thing that I would like to
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accomplish at camp is a little bit of refurbishing, a little
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bit of I. I feel like I could really take
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this space and make it shine. Monty, I'm going.
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To take it upon myself. Monty, your nose is bleeding.
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Thank you. Oh.
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You got it, She. Takes out like an embroidered
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handkerchief with her anagram or whatever the fuck they're
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called. People do that.
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Monogram, Monogram. There it is, Pulse.
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My anagram is 6273. Fuck.
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She like dabs her nose. Like, sorry, the allergies.
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There's like a lot of allergies here.
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Like it's like, what else? Having a really hard time
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breathing. I hate the outdoors.
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Oh boy. So that's me.
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Thank you so much. I look forward to getting to
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know all of you. What was your fun?
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Fact. Oh my fun fact.
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I am rich. Thank you.
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Wow. OK.
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Thanks, Monty. You're so welcome.
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So great to meet you. I know.
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Who's next? Hi, my name is Joseph Spieler.
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Good to meet you. Joseph, do you, do you go by
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Joseph or do you prefer Joey or Joe?
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Did I say that? I don't remember?
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I have. Have you heard that around?
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Is that in my file? It might be.
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OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You go for good. Yeah.
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Let's go for Joey. I I do prefer Joey.
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I wasn't. I mean, I my mom would want me
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to introduce myself. So wasn't it Joey in the first
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place? Yeah, yeah.
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But my mom, my mom would, would want me to introduce myself.
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And he can verbally and conceptually explain no further
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than that. With your full government name.
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I guess that's that's what I meant.
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Okay, Joseph, and. My fun fact about myself, I love
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flowers and cards. Not very good either of them.
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Like greeting cards? No, like playing cards.
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I love the feeling of deck in your hand.
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And you know when your dad says that?
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Good job, son. I guess those two things
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related, I don't know. Oh my gosh, I almost forgot my
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fun fact. Is.
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I brought coupons for all of you and here she starts to like pass
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them out and she's like just really walking on her toes so
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her heels don't sink into the dirt and like handing everyone a
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coupon and it's like 1 free makeover at Monty's cabin #3.
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I'd like to use this. Oh OK, I would love to help you
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later. There's it says I can use it
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whenever I want. When it makes sense and that's
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not now, why not? There's like hidden context to
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the coupon and I'll kind of decide like when you can use it
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you. Don't get to decide when she
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puts holes in your jacket. She gets to decide.
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Oh, OK, you see, but. I really think I could do a lot
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with your complexion. Thanks.
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You're welcome. Double fun packs.
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I like it. You're rich and you got coupons,
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and in fact, the coupons were a gift.
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That's very nice of you, Monty. Hopefully we can find the
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appropriate time for everyone to take advantage of your
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generosity. We that's why we were talking
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about about about me and you would suddenly would.
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Oh, I'm sorry, you can say. Joey, what's something you want
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to accomplish during your time here at camp?
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No, I mean, I mean the lady has the floor, the lady has the
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floor. No, I'm done.
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Thank you. OK.
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Well, if you don't want she. Takes Joey's jacket, sets it on
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the stump and sits on the. Before I'd like twigs poking
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through it. So nice to see you're already
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making friends. Yeah, you could say that.
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Anyways, yeah, Cards, flowers, like I said that I want them to
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be my thing, not my thing. I guess I do like reluctantly.
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I like nature, but you can. I mean, I'm a city.
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I'm a city kid at the end of the day.
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And I I love, I love a thing that explodes.
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So. Oh, my dad's a gambling addict.
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And my mom, my mom's an Angel so.
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And you look like her. So be to be clear didn't ask for
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your life story but thanks for sharing but.
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Yeah, and I know, but I'm, I'm just saying Lonnie looks like my
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mother, that's all. And you're sweating about it, I
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can tell. I miss her, the flower shop man,
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I miss it. Anyway, out wilting.
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You hear back of the cabin. Just call it the pay phone.
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Oh ma, ma, wait before you go, you gotta rate and follow the.
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Podcast. I know you're listening, Joey.
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I don't know anything about this cast and stuff.
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You know my brain always goes out the window when you start
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talking about your Magic Gatherings and your bite sized
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Duncan and Dragons. No, I I do real magic and it's
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not about basketball, ma. Just sign up for the Patreon.
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It's got everything, a bajillion after shows, behind the scenes
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secrets and a bunch of extra episodes.
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Just go to dicetype.com ma. Oh, honey, honey, I know it's
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magic to me. Whatever you're casting, I'm
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sure it's great, Ma. Just sign up for the
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patreonpatreon.com/die sized or die sized.com MA.
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Yes, Joey, it's important to me. Patreon.com/diesized.
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Thank you. Payphone's just rigging off
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that. Oh ma it.
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Kills me a little inside every time you say oh ma I'm dying
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please. Tell me if I'm talking too much
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about any 407 SO. Is is anybody else seeing things
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in the fire? Like goodies high.
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That's the ditch weed for you. Did someone say weed?
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Yes, someone should really get a gardener out here because there
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are many plants that I can tell should not be here.
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Yeah, I almost got Poison Ivy earlier.
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That's. Contributing to my allergies.
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Oh no, well I will tell you the grounds are very well
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maintained. We've got a great grounds keeper
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who tackles that and we leave some of the flora and the fauna
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around because it creates a real traditional camp experience.
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So allergies is like part of the package?
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100% is the great outdoor sweetheart.
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OK. If you actually reach in the
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pocket, there, in the in the right there.
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Yeah, in the jacket. Yeah.
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All right. Not that one.
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No, that is this. Your lunch.
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Not that one, that. 1. Ohk, OK, one all right.
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Yeah. What's this?
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It's. It's it's a book you can't,
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well, you can't read about the fire, I guess.
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But and I don't. Read anywhere.
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OK, well the the pictures say what's poisonous and what's not
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and what's edible and what's pretty and when shit and yeah,
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whatever. You actually might have to roll
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for Reed. I'm just kidding.
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I won't make you guys roll for Reed.
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Well, Joey has to roll for Reed. Joey might have to roll for
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Reed. OK, thank you.
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Yeah, I'll keep this next to my heart.
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Yeah. And he, he pulls up.
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He pulls up a little, a little. Notebook and pages through it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, Sorry.
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No problem. I'm just wanted to tell you that
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I've been studying. You look like a Juliet rose.
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That's that's that's worth $16,000.
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You know that Juliet rose, that's the most flower in the
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world. That's what you are.
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Juliet Rose. It's expensive.
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Take that your little, your little.
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It looks like goody and just. I won a rose.
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I didn't. I'm I'm trying to beat her, not
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oh, she's hot. Thank you.
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Yeah. I immediately sit down and I
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start whittling. This.
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This kid's gonna. I'm mentally noting as Joey that
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I need to be Goody's friend because the amount of times that
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he just turns, isolates and does something like.
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Introverted into isolated. Well, I feel like you're making
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a weapon. You would be probably correct.
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That's a great point. Please no whittling anything
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sharp. It's only kind of sharp.
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What is it? You'll find out when it's.
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Done. I'm so sorry.
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We can, and then I'll just confiscate that from you real
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quick right here. Thank you.
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Lottie takes it away. Don't worry, I can make the big
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stuff. I can make the I'm.
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Not talking to you. OK.
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Yeah, yeah. OK, OK, settle down or I'll
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totally lock the S'mores supplies away.
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It's time to make friends with your camp mates anyway.
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Please introduce yourself to at least two people and find
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something you have in common. Ready.
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Set. Go.
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Hey, I'm Monty. Joey, you like flowers?
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Yeah, I like, I love flowers. I'm a Juliet Rose, so yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, Yeah.
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And oh, you're you look like a water meal.
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I'm a what? A water meal.
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It's It's the world's smallest flower.
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I'm not small. But OK.
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I really that maybe I just had purple in mind.
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I'm not small. Are you physically small?
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Probably. Compared to 6-7 Joey over here.
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A big in spirit. Yeah, and I'm, I'm goody.
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It's nice to officially meet you, I guess.
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And I just feel like I've been on a slide lately, you know, a
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slide down, you know? I have a slide from my bedroom
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down to my second bedroom. Like that but on the inside.
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Oh, so we do have something in common, the slide.
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There's a slide on 17th Street near me where that you you shoot
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down at you. It'll fuck you right up if
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you're not ready for it. I think my point has gone around
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the earth and over the heads. I'm going to sit back for a
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moment. You guys can keep introducing
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yourself. I'm going to go back to fucker.
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Can't whittle here. You go and I give them.
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I think I deconstruct a small handmade explosive.
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It's the bomb. I can tell you.
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I mean, I can tell you like puzzles.
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OK, I I go, I continue deconstructing some explosive.
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Can we? Can we can.
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We roll to see if he can puzzle my bomb back together.
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You absolutely can, yeah. The Four.
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Did you roll 2D sixes? No.
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So you have puzzles 2. I think this counts as a puzzle.
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7. With a seven, I think you put
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the explosive back together and it looks right, but it's not
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right on the inside. That's OK buddy, I finished it
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OK. You did a really good job in a
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really weird way. Joey, I'm not sure you'd know
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that anything was different about it.
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Oh fuck. Based on it looking right.
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OK, That's all right. That's fair.
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I just, I made the fuse a little bit more efficient and it goes
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through here now. Oh, that's really impressive,
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man. All right, Well, not a little
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man, are you, big king? I have a lot of size
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representation. That's a thing that my dad did.
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It's called nagging. It's something I do
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subconsciously when I meet someone to make them, you know,
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feel as if they need my, my approval.
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I don't mean to do it. It's just a, it's a con man
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thing. I mean, if you want my approval,
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do you want to help me give a speech later?
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Yeah, yeah, I'd love to do that. I mean, you, you man, You're
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the, you're the most interesting thing here.
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I always thought my manifesto would be matched best with
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interpretive dance. All right, So what?
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Say the the first word first. I do know what dance is.
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Interpretive dance. You just move the way you feel
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when I read the words. What do you mean you feel is
21:24
that? Like the sign language
21:25
interpreters that are next to people when they give speeches.
21:28
Exactly. Oh cool.
21:31
OK. You don't need to read to be
21:33
able to do that. Wait, I I do know how to read
21:37
Lady We. Have something in common?
21:39
Nagging. Wow.
21:44
Audie, I think this is going great.
21:46
This is a really good idea for a team building exercise.
21:48
Slide. I feel like I'm just slipping
21:50
further and faster if. Your slide is anything like my
21:55
slide. There's a lot of squishy stuff
21:57
at the bottom, like big cushions, big stuffed animals,
22:00
really great lighting. It's just you sliding and you're
22:03
just relaxed city. You just have a spa slide in
22:07
your house. Yeah, you don't?
22:09
No. Oh well, maybe it's never mind.
22:12
Anyways, I I guess we should ask what kind of slider are you
22:15
thinking of man 'cause like you keep saying, you're sliding down
22:17
it. It's a metaphor.
22:19
OK, go on. I'm sad asshole.
22:25
I think I I. That was the delivery was talked
22:30
to Jordan. I'm.
22:33
Clipping that. That was the most teenager
22:39
that's ever come I'm. Sad at.
22:41
All. I think I, I think I just look
22:44
at you and I say. Honestly man, I don't know how
22:46
to read, but I really like the shape of the things that you
22:50
said in the book that you handed me earlier.
22:52
Thanks, that actually makes me feel very good.
22:56
Good do. You want a copy of my manifesto?
22:58
I would love, I would love to. I would love, you know, I'm
23:00
going to try to read with it. I'm going to try.
23:02
I'm going to try, my mom always says because I'm dysphetic or
23:06
whatever. Rob, would you like to roll for
23:09
something? Don't read.
23:11
Yeah, don't read. All right, why don't you roll to
23:13
see if you can read? Goody's going to give Joey a
23:16
copy of his manifesto. Got it.
23:18
I I just reached out. So much intent physically.
23:23
All right, so you're going to roll AD 6 for do anything one to
23:26
see if you can accomplish the skill read.
23:28
It's a biodegradable pamphlet. Don't get a wet.
23:31
That's a all right, you say. You're saying that the power
23:37
belongs in the hands of the people, but there has to be
23:40
measures of control that are that.
23:42
What is this? What is this bipartisan?
23:46
Exactly. See, if the politics don't
23:49
circle themselves with theocracy and you have actual conversation
23:52
and comparison and competition, you have real ideas that come to
23:55
the surface and the people will rise and they'll be heard.
23:59
And and no fucking pact funding that's I love that exactly.
24:03
Get rid of hedge funds. We don't need billionaires, we
24:05
need people. Wow, wow, no billionaires.
24:10
Why? What have we ever done to you?
24:12
Unnecessary, especially with. Appropriate taxes?
24:15
Exactly. I'm sorry, but my dad, he has
24:18
spent so much money in charities to help people, so I don't know
24:24
why you think we're so evil. Wait, wait, like the the tax
24:28
shelter charities or like the actual charities?
24:31
A lot of them are the same thing.
24:32
Well, I don't know. We have like a fundraiser every
24:34
year and. You have a fundraiser that you
24:36
donate to for yourself. No.
24:38
So we throw a fundraiser. My mom actually lets me party
24:41
planet and we throw it every year in the Sterra name.
24:46
And then all the proceeds. All the proceeds, by the way, go
24:49
to various charities in the area that need our help.
24:52
OK. How much did you pay in taxes
24:54
this year? I'm just wondering.
24:56
I'm 17. OK, that's.
24:57
That's, that's fucking fair. I speak with the voice of a 50
25:00
year old, so I don't know. What do you want from me?
25:04
I don't think I'm ever going to need to do taxes.
25:07
I have a very, very hefty trust fund.
25:10
OK, that's that's that's super cool for you.
25:12
Oh, I know how to read. Have you ever considered using
25:15
your trust fund for political purpose of your own?
25:19
Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm trying to start a
25:20
secret society, so I think I'll probably put some funds into
25:23
that. I really think the school
25:25
lunches need help. It's disgraceful what they're
25:29
feeding us these days. I always pack my own.
25:31
Of course Patrice knows what I like, but watching everyone else
25:35
eat it? Disgusting.
25:36
I think we should join forces and I give I'm going to Slip a
25:40
puzzle piece that has the illuminators symbol on the back
25:44
of it. The Illuminators.
25:45
The Illuminators. What are you trying to light up?
25:50
Oh. Everything.
25:52
I, I mean, that's I, I kind of like that because then you can't
25:56
hide. Joey, you can have one too.
25:58
OK, you're sure because I just be quiet.
26:01
About it It's a secret society. If you're trying to do like a
26:04
whole society thing, I feel like the puzzle piece is like a
26:06
little bit tacky, but we can work on them.
26:08
Fine. OK, I'll take your puzzle piece.
26:11
I mean, it seems really important to him, lady.
26:13
Like you should just not not really criticize themselves.
26:16
Isn't the way you just looked at Ruff for?
26:18
Giving you any criticism as Joey, It's wild.
26:21
I wish we had. Like.
26:24
She gave him the stick at How dare.
26:25
You speak down for. Tangent or eye at this table.
26:29
Anyways, I think I learned to read too everybody.
26:33
Hey, Joey, can. Rest Joey is the proud, broad
26:35
owner of a brain cell. And I have.
26:38
The first two members of the illusion.
26:40
Goody, I was wondering if you wanted to consider attempting to
26:43
develop a new skill by using puzzles to try and accomplish a
26:47
more specific, sneakier version of puzzle.
26:50
So can you think of a skill or can anyone else help brainstorm
26:53
a skill that is sort of like puzzles with a sneaky twist?
26:56
I would love to kind of passively organize the fire
27:01
branches so that I could time when break and so that I could
27:06
hand out my puzzle pieces secretly.
27:08
In time with the noise. Oh what?
27:10
What could we call? That.
27:11
Fire Tetris. Fire Tetris.
27:15
Pyrotechnics. Yeah, I think it's kind of a
27:18
suave. I look, I go walk up to the fire
27:20
and Batty comes out and I kick the one of the TP branches
27:24
that's structurally for the fire and I walk away and I get all my
27:28
puzzle pieces right out to hand to people.
27:30
And it has a little secret, but it's like, keep a secret.
27:32
What about? Pyro Puzzles.
27:34
Pyro Puzzles. So problem solving related to
27:38
fire. Yeah.
27:40
Let's see, so you'll roll to die for puzzles and see if we can
27:46
level up that skill. That's A1 and A5.
27:51
Wah wah, wah wah. Joey did did 3 is are are they
27:58
wearing shoes? I'm pretty sure they just took
28:00
their shoes off. Again.
28:02
Oh, that's not good. I just saw it first.
28:03
Maybe they should go, yeah. I'll go help.
28:05
OK, this one shoe by the fire and one shoe like leading into
28:08
the crowd. Good, good guy.
28:09
Well, your. Shoes shouldn't be off, right?
28:11
Like they should be on, I mean earlier, right?
28:13
Like he's by handing them out to you, kind of like gesturing.
28:17
Drops them at your feet now. I have all my puzzle pieces like
28:20
hidden in my hands and under my shirt like you.
28:23
Just can't really prevent the anachry when without the shoes,
28:25
can you? What are you talking about?
28:27
Hey, I can see the the illuminators symbols and then
28:32
excuse me, I'm. It's a secret society, you're
28:35
right. Anyways I will take one.
28:38
Thank you. Where did my?
28:39
Shoes go. And why do I feel so good and
28:42
lie? Can Monty roll for Pep?
28:44
Talk. Absolutely.
28:45
So we'll roll do anything one and see if we can get you a six?
28:49
Nope. What'd you roll?
28:50
A2. Probably not enough XP to change
28:54
that. No, I haven't failed enough.
28:56
I think Patty's going to climb a tree.
28:59
Oh. OK, in response to the pep talk.
29:02
I think that Monty like goes to the base of the trunk and looks
29:05
up to Goody. Buddy Batty.
29:08
Batty Batty remember every proper gentle them wears their
29:14
shoes at all time. I am nothing of a gentle them
29:19
right now. But what if you were?
29:22
Why would I be? Because everyone wants to be a
29:25
gentle them. That's the problem.
29:27
We are top tier socialites, we have to present the best version
29:32
of ourselves at all times. I will set the classic system on
29:36
fire. Well, OK, So what if it's not
29:39
like a class thing? And what if it's just like a,
29:40
like a, you know, like a manners thing?
29:44
Manners. Yeah, like when you're like
29:46
trying to be part of a group and you need to like be a nice
29:49
person and. If I put my shoes on, will you
29:52
stop talking? Definitely OK.
29:57
Amazing. OK finally the chatter starts to
30:00
settle down and your tummies start to rumble.
30:03
The munchies are kicking in, but when you look around the S'mores
30:07
supplies are gone. Patrice would.
30:11
Never, ma. Sorry, What the Lottie?
30:14
Miss Lottie? The S'mores stuff.
30:15
Where the where, where? Where's it at?
30:17
One of the reasons I came were for the S'mores.
30:20
Lottie is also gone. Ma.
30:23
In fact, there's no sign of a responsible adult anywhere, but
30:29
just as quickly as you realize you're unsupervised.
30:32
Oh fuck. A glowing hot spark lands on a
30:36
supply box, igniting in a fountain of flames as a can of
30:40
kerosene begins to blaze. Good enough, I love it.
30:43
She kicks off the shoes. You and your campers are at
30:47
risk. This fire is growing at an
30:49
alarming, uncontrollable rate. But more importantly, you've
30:53
begun to suspect that Lottie locked away the S'more supplies
30:56
after all, and undoubtedly left with the key.
31:00
The fire blaze is hot and supply bins begin to burn, threatening
31:04
those sweet, vulnerable snacks that you know are hidden within
31:08
them. Oh, Oh, no, no, no, no.
31:11
Can Monty roll for memory to see if she remembered anything?
31:15
Like where a hose would be a bucket of water, A lake.
31:19
Absolutely. OK cool, so Monty has memory at
31:22
skill level 2. The Seven.
31:24
All told, 7 is not enough to remember. +1 H or XP for an. 8
31:30
XP can only be used to change your die in the case of leveling
31:35
up, so we can't use XP to succeed in a check, but you'll
31:38
be able to use those XP later when you get close to all sixes.
31:42
A7 isn't enough for Monty to remember where like a hose might
31:45
be, but when you chased Goody up the tree, you did see the shed
31:52
nearby where the Canoes and kayaks and water sports are
31:56
kept. You know that there's probably
31:59
some coolers nearby where they keep water so that campers can
32:03
have a refreshing drink after they get out of the pond.
32:06
Hey, Joey. Yeah.
32:08
You know what puts out a fire? Bigger, bigger fire.
32:10
Explosions. That's what I was thinking cuz
32:12
like it can. If it's not, then it'll be on
32:14
fire. You got your bum.
32:16
I got my bum buddy. Let's go blow stuff up.
32:19
That's what I was thinking. I think we should put this out
32:22
if we have any chance of having any sort of dessert tonight.
32:25
Well, we're not going to get if we run for the water, the
32:28
chocolate's going to be melty. Isn't.
32:30
That. The point to melt the I don't
32:32
know. I don't do this.
32:32
Patrice's for me. Patrice's Patrice.
32:36
My gosh, I just have to do everything myself.
32:38
Monty is going to reluctantly step out of her heels, set them
32:43
on top of the stump on top of Joey's jacket, wrap them
32:49
precious second yes, and then run towards the cooler.
32:53
OK, I want to try to drag it over and saying like, guys, help
32:58
me, I am a lady, I shouldn't have to be doing this myself.
33:00
I can't believe I'm doing this all of my own.
33:02
Patrice would never do this to me.
33:04
This. Isn't blowing it up.
33:06
Why don't you roll for that to see if you're tiny?
33:08
Roll for independent. Strong enough to pull this like
33:13
igloo cooler of water? Can I roll for swole roll?
33:16
For. Swole, we'll see.
33:19
Come on, baby Pilates. OK, I got a six.
33:25
Auntie. A swole, got it.
33:28
Auntie has achieved. Swole Pilates.
33:31
Well, it's from Pilates that I take every morning before
33:35
school. Pilates incredible.
33:39
OK Monty is coming out. Strong, gentle themes.
33:42
OK, OK. Well, I'm not sure if that's
33:45
going to do it fully, but we might need to blow it up.
33:47
And over here we can use the ice and then we can use all the
33:50
bottles. And I just hate to waste bottled
33:52
water, especially here. I don't know if they're going to
33:54
make me drink tap later. It's.
33:55
Going to smell like let me just try to blow it up.
33:58
No, no. Monty has succeeded in pulling
34:01
the water cooler over to the fire, so now it's there.
34:04
I don't know. You could roll to see if you're
34:06
strong enough to lift the full thing and dump it onto the fire.
34:09
I'm telling her no, stop. I'm going to blow it right.
34:12
What if we put the bomb in the water next to the fire?
34:15
How much? How much bomb would it take to
34:16
displace the water in the cooler that's.
34:19
About 5 tons, 2 tons -1 like that's.
34:23
Monty is just like unscrewing caps and like squeezing the
34:26
water, undoing caps, squeezing, pausing to put her hair behind
34:29
her ears and dab her sweat, opening the bottle, squeezing it
34:33
out onto. The flames, Yeah, Like these
34:34
just individuals. Personal water bottles.
34:37
How bad is this just? Throwing the water bottles into
34:40
the. Into the fire behind her.
34:42
It's a. Big fire.
34:44
So the crate has fully caught at this point.
34:46
There. OK, so there are crates nearby
34:48
to the bonfire where maybe counselors and the camp would
34:52
keep, they would tuck more supplies away.
34:54
They might keep extra ponchos. They might have their little
34:58
things of kerosene, some matches, some extra firewood,
35:02
some bug spray, great idea. Some sunscreen, little bit of
35:05
first aid. There's just various things in
35:07
these crates. Some people were sitting on them
35:08
at the start of the fire. They're nearby enough that
35:10
they're sort of like supply, supply boxes for camp
35:14
activities. They are currently like, if not
35:17
fully caught on fire, they're sparking.
35:18
They're this fire is starting to spread.
35:20
They're big wooden crates, so they've got some time, but they
35:23
are, they're wood. They're gonna, they're gonna
35:25
blaze all. Right, Keep squeezing.
35:27
Keep squeezing the bottle. Squeezing as fast as I can.
35:30
Are you able to help? If you could help me.
35:32
Please let me blow it up. Please.
35:34
I OK, if you can think of something smart to do with this,
35:37
you take it I. Have to get my skirt dry cleaned
35:39
up for this is ridiculous. I give Goodie the improvised
35:43
explosive. I want to take my shoes off and
35:46
my eyes just go beady and I run over to the cooler and I put the
35:53
the bomb next. To the edge.
35:54
Where the cooler would blow up over the fire like kind of Rube
35:58
Goldberg almost machine ish and I light the fuse and hope that I
36:03
did a good job. OK, that's amazing.
36:05
I imagine this is so much longer.
36:06
The whole time it's like what the fuck?
36:08
Oh, that's actually pretty OK. Yeah, that's pretty smart.
36:11
Like moving a bench and I'm putting this the tarp over to
36:14
the. Left you don't know why.
36:16
Yeah, yeah, I. Would say that sounds like a
36:18
puzzle to me, so I'm gonna let you roll for puzzles which you
36:20
have at a skill level of two. SO 2 can.
36:23
I help since I'm doing helping with demolitions technically.
36:26
You can help with demolitions. SO2 dice plus one.
36:31
That's a six and a 2 and 8. +19. +199.
36:37
I'm going to say that's enough. Yes.
36:39
Nice. So you remind me again, you've
36:41
put this improvised explosive into the water cooler, Yes?
36:46
Next to the fire, yeah, in a way that you'd see the explosion,
36:50
like flip something up into the air and the water go high enough
36:54
to fall onto the. Got it.
36:55
You're hoping to create a fount. Yeah, instead of trying to flip
36:58
this water up and scoop it or anything, I put it like up onto
37:01
a bench and put the bum underneath it so that it blows
37:04
up, up and over. OK.
37:06
With like a chaotic. In my eyes, I'm like.
37:09
Oh my God. Oh my God.
37:09
Oh my God. I imagine it happens in slow MO
37:12
and I just watch and I just kind of think to myself.
37:15
We're gonna go a long way. Together.
37:17
You see the reflection of the explosion of my eyes and just a
37:20
smile on my face like the. Future.
37:23
Yeah. So it was enough to successfully
37:26
like, set and explode this improvised explosive.
37:30
But when you put it back together earlier, it wasn't
37:33
quite right. So instead of exploding all the
37:36
way, at first it gives a pop and tips the bucket over, spilling
37:40
the water onto the base of the flames.
37:42
OK. And then it explodes and then
37:46
you more sparks into the air. You've you've managed to sort of
37:49
like quell the edges of this big bonfire, maybe keep it away from
37:54
some of the crates for a little while longer, but you've also
37:56
created more sparks in the air, which all have the potential to
37:59
land on those nearby dry. Weeds.
38:01
My jacket, my jacket, my jacket and.
38:03
Your shoes touch shoes. They're on.
38:04
A little batons, you don't want to touch it, but on.
38:08
Fire. No, they're fire resistant.
38:10
It's the newest line, yeah. My jacket's fully on fire.
38:13
And you think your shoes? Are gonna be my shoes will be
38:15
fine. OK, lady, OK.
38:17
Don't. Worry she like sprays a water
38:19
mushroom like. They better be waterproof for
38:23
what you paid. I mean, fire resistant, yeah.
38:25
My dad got me that jacket. They're made to like if you were
38:28
in a plane crash, you could walk out strutting.
38:31
You know, like they are made to last.
38:33
OK. Ask her how much you paid for
38:35
them. Juliet Rolls Royth, I'm sure.
38:37
I don't know. I don't.
38:38
Well, now you can read, so you could probably read the number.
38:41
Yeah, you're a real. Rude lady.
38:42
I don't know. Moving on, I can read you right.
38:46
I'm putting my shoes. Back I'm like, that was
38:48
incredible. Where?
38:49
Where is the the leader, Lady Lottie?
38:53
You don't see her. The fire continues to blaze and
38:56
you start to smell singed Graham crackers.
39:00
Shit, melty marshmallow smells like Rice Krispies.
39:04
Wait, wait, I thought we put the fire out.
39:07
No what? Do you mean we put the fire put
39:08
it at the base of the fire? I said that in tipping over the
39:11
water cooler, you've quelled some of the flames at the edge
39:13
of the fire pit. The fire is still blazing and
39:16
there are embers falling from the sky due to the delayed
39:19
explosive. You're still battling a fire,
39:21
but you've got a little bit more under control.
39:23
Well, you wasted all the water. Well, I.
39:27
Didn't I think of dumping the cooler out?
39:28
Like that would've made so much more sense.
39:30
OK, so there were Canoes and kayaks.
39:32
What if we go and like fill them with water and drag them here?
39:35
That means there's a lake nearby.
39:37
Right, but we have to get the water from the lake to here and
39:41
like preferably soon because? Yeah, it smells like.
39:44
Chocolate. Cause no s'mores.
39:47
Are there gutters on the cabins? Oh my gosh.
39:49
We could make like a like, oh, what do they do?
39:52
Irrigation and farms? Yeah, my dad funded those ones.
39:56
We could do that. It's been a particularly dry
39:58
summer and the gutters drained to the ground.
40:02
OK, well, that's not that's not going to help us.
40:05
Do we have other people here? There are other people here.
40:07
They're not very helpful. Your fellow campers would sooner
40:10
watch the whole camp burn down than save the day.
40:13
OK, OK. Well.
40:15
Can I roll? Can I roll to to use?
40:17
My manifesto energy to convince them to do a water bucket line
40:22
from the lake. Yeah, you absolutely can.
40:25
You'll start with do anything one.
40:28
I quote his manifesto as he does it as like his actions reflect
40:33
his words. What the kids say.
40:36
Power. Power for the people.
40:38
But led by the people. One has to step up first.
40:41
Yeah, he's doing it. He's the kids doing it.
40:43
We need to start from a place, people that we build together.
40:48
We need to come together now, not for the future, not for
40:51
anything other than the snacks. He sounds like a fucking younger
40:54
FDR or something. What you roll?
40:57
That's a. Three.
40:58
How much XP do you have? I have two.
41:02
Now you have 3 buddy. Good job.
41:04
OK, well, OK, we can improvise. OK, No party is a bad party.
41:08
What motivates people? The best?
41:10
Music. OK, so were our phones
41:12
confiscated? They sure were cool.
41:17
Believe it or not, I do actually know electric guitar.
41:19
You do? Did you bring it with you?
41:21
No, but I mean. Can you maybe like sing the
41:24
electric guitar that you would play?
41:36
I did play the bass a little bit when I was younger.
41:41
OK, OK, everybody. OK, Get in a line.
41:44
Everybody get in a line, grab a bucket.
41:46
We got this. OK.
41:47
Yep. Fill the bucket.
41:49
Pass the bucket. Fill the bucket.
41:50
Pass the bucket. All right, let's see a roll,
41:52
Monty. Oh God.
41:54
For Swole, I think do anything. Since this doesn't seem very
41:57
related to school or memory, we'll roll to do anything and
42:01
see if we can get you. I don't know, bardic inspiration
42:05
as a skill or something. It's a one.
42:09
Damn, make sure you're keeping track of your XP.
42:12
Oh yeah. All right, the fire continues to
42:15
blaze. The crates are crackling.
42:18
I won't give up on our spores. What do we do?
42:20
The the kids can't. No, the kids aren't enough.
42:22
We need the creatures of the wildlife we are.
42:25
All kids, even you. You're a kid.
42:28
You're a weird voice person, man, No.
42:30
I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm a kid, but like, I'm, I'm 19.
42:33
Oh my gosh. What are you?
42:34
What are you 16? I mean in 1/2.
42:37
We don't have time for this. Monty's going to run over to a
42:41
tree and roll for swole and try to, like, break a branch off the
42:46
tree. Her hope is to, like, push the
42:49
crate, like, out of the fire. OK, I love it.
42:51
We have to save the snacks, all right?
42:55
This time I'm bored. I'm like OK.
42:57
How can I? Help.
42:57
All right, since you've got swole at level 2, let's see two
43:00
dice this. Lady, see you guys, let me blow
43:04
it up. This is 6 total.
43:07
I thought it was a good idea. I think you're able to snap a
43:09
small branch off of the tree. OK OK this should be fine and
43:13
she's just going over and start like pushing the crate away from
43:16
the fire. Like you don't want to meet me
43:18
without my late night sweet treat, I think.
43:20
You're going to need a little help you guys.
43:23
I was going to look around for a a blanket.
43:27
You see blankets. There are blankets all over the
43:29
fire. They were sitting on the benches
43:31
and the log. I have Joey's coat here here.
43:33
Yeah, I grab Joey's coat. She picks up her Louis Vuitton
43:35
cradles then. Which has been stretched.
43:37
And is much larger than it needs to be.
43:39
And I I run to the lake and I soak it in the water and I run
43:44
over and I throw it over the the crate.
43:47
OK, let's roll for some speed here.
43:49
How quick do you think you did that?
43:51
I think you just hear me like I got it, I got it, I got it, I
43:54
got it, I got it. Let's find out.
44:01
Unless you think of a different applicable skill that you'd want
44:04
to. Strive for when you said roll
44:06
for speed. Monty's ears perk up.
44:09
Speed. Just one nice.
44:12
Yeah, just one. 6:00 Nice. Ask this kid in class.
44:19
For sure. All right, Goody.
44:20
What do you think you want this skill to be?
44:22
Speed. Running out of my shoes.
44:25
Running without shoes. Yes, running.
44:26
Yeah, we'll do. Running without shoes, barefoot.
44:28
Running. Damn.
44:30
So you soaked Joey's coat or you soaked a couple blankets?
44:34
I think both, but Joey's coat got wrapped up with and I think
44:38
I accidentally scooped the heels.
44:41
No, I'm cradling them. She did.
44:43
Say that not. They are not.
44:46
She's got an air tag on. My.
44:48
Phone account but. It was just a couple blankets.
44:51
I can call Patrice on the home phone and.
44:54
All right, what do you think you throw the blankets on 1st the
44:56
fire the crates? I think Joey.
44:59
Throw the jacket over the snacks to be burned and whatever is
45:03
left and then I throw 1. Of the crates, the big soaked
45:06
blankets I throw over the the the biggest fire.
45:09
OK, I'm going to have you roll 4 puzzles.
45:13
OK, you have two dice. I'm on pyro puzzles.
45:18
That's a one and a four. That's a 51. 1 I think you did a
45:22
really, really, really great job of slowing this fire down, but
45:26
it was burning really hot. So it gets really dark around
45:29
the fire for a moment because you've suffocated a lot of it.
45:32
The snacks are seeming to be faring better.
45:34
OK, we've postponed the demolition of the S'more
45:38
supplies for a few minutes longer.
45:40
The fire was so hot it starts burning through the blankets.
45:43
But you were on the right. Track can Joey roll for read the
45:47
situation and how to best to like literally like what is the
45:52
by your DM logic the most the quickest solution here in terms
45:56
of resources that we have around us?
45:58
You're saying you wanna read to see if I can give you hints as
46:01
to what to do next? Yeah, roll for do anything.
46:06
Not read. Not read.
46:08
Because we could call it between the lines.
46:10
You know what? Yeah, let's say this.
46:12
There was a campers handbook that you all received on your
46:14
bus ride I love. This.
46:16
Roll for read. Awesome, a scale level of two to
46:19
see what maybe you gleaned. That is A4 and A5 and I'm going
46:25
to use my three XP to level that up.
46:27
OK, what do you want to level it up to?
46:29
I would like it to become between the lines.
46:31
Between the lines. I love that.
46:33
Which I I equate that to insight or instinct.
46:36
OK. So that becomes between the
46:38
lines three. Oh my God.
46:40
Joey is a big softy. He is a big softy.
46:43
You remember on the bus ride you were reading, skimming through
46:47
the pamphlet before you could read really well.
46:50
And you remember the emergency section about what to do in the
46:54
cabins if there was a fire. And you remember there's fire
46:56
extinguishers in the cabins. God, guys, what are we doing?
47:01
There's fire extinguishers, Ma told.
47:03
Us and I. Well, Ma told us to read the
47:07
things and I read the thing and I run and I Sprint to go.
47:10
Actually no. I look towards Goody and I say
47:12
hey fast 1 fast kid, go to the cabins, they got extinguishers
47:16
in there. I run so fast in the cabins and
47:18
spend an obscene time in there looking.
47:20
Good. Because Monty, as you're running
47:22
away, says I took it off the wall because it was an eyesore.
47:25
It's under my bed. What did you say?
47:31
I I, I over to I throw everyone's bed upside down.
47:36
I destroy the cabin. We're.
47:38
Going to return to a bad, bad cabin, yeah?
47:41
Where's my other explosive? Going There's pillows and
47:44
blankets everywhere. I and I tipped over your vanity
47:47
while I was like going under your bed and I found it.
47:49
I found it. I run out and I run barefoot to
47:52
the fire. OK, let's roll for barefoot
47:53
running. So that's to die now that you've
47:56
you've gotten that skill level. That's A1 and A5.
48:00
OK, A6 total, I'd say you made pretty good time, but you'd
48:05
absolutely destroyed the cabins and I have a feeling that
48:07
Monty's going to be pissed at you for it later.
48:11
I'm not. I'm thinking about the.
48:12
Snacks. So too, are the counselors.
48:13
I'm stoned. Don't hungry, you've got the
48:16
munchies. I have it in my head that Joey
48:19
set up like a little House of Cards by his bunk and it's still
48:23
up after all of your crazy shit. It's like one of the only things
48:26
that's untouched. I like delicately walk around it
48:29
and then everything else. Can't mess that up.
48:32
Thanks buddy, I appreciate that about it.
48:34
I ran to Joey though and I throw the fire extroversion at you
48:38
from like 3 feet away. Did.
48:41
You miss it? Yeah, I think it hits Joey like
48:43
mainly in the skull but also in the torso, enough for him to
48:46
grab it. All right, Yeah, you're doing
48:48
good. Fucking good job, but good job
48:51
buddy. Save the spores for the people.
48:53
You're right, they need. A sweet little tree like.
48:56
Yesterday. Fully douse it entirely on the
49:02
s'mores without like a hesitance towards anything else.
49:06
If it's clear that s'mores go out, I turn towards anything
49:10
that's remaining towards the larger fire.
49:12
But my priority is to ensure that the s'mores are fully fully
49:17
out. Yes, well done.
49:19
So you extinguish the crates and they are no longer on fire.
49:25
At the same time I say good. Go get another.
49:27
No matter what. Another extinguisher.
49:29
There's more than one cabin, right?
49:31
Yes. Terrorizes a second cabin.
49:35
Oh my gosh. Well, wait, so you successfully
49:37
put out the crates? They're in great shape, and
49:40
since Monty was working so hard to use that branch to move them
49:43
away, there's some teamwork happening now that the fires
49:45
died down. A little bit right between the
49:47
lines. You read between the lines.
49:50
You also successfully put out the rest of the bonfire.
49:54
Oh fucking amazing this is. Mom's going to be so proud.
49:58
Now I'm cold. And it's dark.
50:01
It puts my tattered destruction. Some of the kids Boo you.
50:07
They were having fun watching the chaos unfold.
50:11
Okay, yeah, I mean what? How did your mother's raise the?
50:14
Party must go on. My Louboutin survived, but the
50:16
party must go on. This just can't happen.
50:19
People are booing. Do you guys want to make us
50:21
more? With what fire?
50:25
She's just, like, sadly munching on a Graham cracker.
50:29
Yes, you have. It sounds like Monty opened the
50:32
crates that are no longer on fire and discovered some of the
50:35
snacks remain intact. Can I roll for second chance
50:38
snacks and make s'mores out of the melted chocolate and
50:41
marshmallow and Graham crackers? I would call that a puzzle so
50:44
you can roll 2 dice. A s'more is a puzzle.
50:48
That's 2 ones, so there's those. S'mores are in rough shape, you
50:55
do find. At the very bottom of the
50:57
crates, you push aside the S'more supplies and the
51:00
sunscreen and the bug spray, and you find some really old Golden
51:05
Valley granola bars. You know, the really, really
51:07
crumbly kind. Of really just like dust.
51:09
Sand. In your bed.
51:10
Most of the bar ends up in the bottom of the bag.
51:12
You find those? You could.
51:14
Awesome. My used to put this on her
51:18
favorite Sunday casserole. She.
51:21
Granola. Sprinkle on top and then she put
51:23
a little, what do you call it comes out of cows, Greek, Greek,
51:27
Greek cows, I think yogurt, Greek yogurt.
51:31
Yogurt. Yeah.
51:31
Greek cows, right? Well, we have ours imported from
51:35
Greece, but I don't know if that's why it's called Greek
51:37
yogurt. Yeah, it's probably, probably.
51:39
Probably right. Probably right.
51:40
It's probably right. Neither of us know which one of
51:42
the others referring to which option is right.
51:45
I'll just imagine my my morning parfait when I eat these crumbly
51:49
little granolas. I think my new friends are
51:52
idiots. Did I say that out loud?
51:55
I miss Patrice. I mean, you got a, you got a
51:57
point, buddy. The fire is only embers now.
52:02
Bloody returns, red eyes and lipstick smudged.
52:06
Girl Monty wings at her she. Scolds you for the mess and
52:10
herds you toward the safety of your cabins.
52:12
Names have been learned, opinions formed and alliances
52:16
forged, it seems. Across the clearing of camp, the
52:20
Lantern path is ever so slightly visible through the trees.
52:24
Still dark, still waiting. And tomorrow, camp really
52:29
starts. No.
52:31
Is that it? No, No.
52:35
Monty, when she's like walking back, she like walks quickly up
52:39
to to next to Lottie and like, oh, I'm sorry you got you have a
52:42
little something. And like pulls her handkerchief
52:44
out and like wipes her lipstick a little bit and just kind of
52:46
gives her a wink. And it's like, I just need you
52:49
to know that I did everything in my power to put the fire out,
52:55
and I had nothing to do with the fact that it was larger than
52:59
when you left. Where did you go by the way?
53:02
Oh, I, I was nowhere. I just ran to the bathroom
53:04
really, really quick. Oh, can Monty roll for memory to
53:07
see if she witnessed Lottie have interactions with any other camp
53:10
counselor? Yes.
53:13
That's two sixes. Holy.
53:18
Shit. Wow, Monty.
53:20
Wow. Monty, Monty.
53:23
Holy shit I have chills. Wow, I can't wait to see what we
53:27
named. That, that's amazing.
53:29
What does it look at that in her eye?
53:31
I I I buddy I. What is she doing over there?
53:34
Like thinking God knows man, Hang on.
53:37
You remember when Lottie first greeted you as you got off the
53:40
bus. She had a little Fanny pack.
53:43
As she zipped her chapstick back up in her Fanny pack, you also
53:46
caught sight of eye drops. She wears a necklace with a
53:52
charm that has the letter B on it as well.
53:56
You haven't met all the counselors yet?
53:58
I think she's Sherlock Holmes and.
54:00
I think she might be Sherlock Holmes.
54:02
It's hard to say. I think like Holmes, right?
54:04
Or murdocking. I think Murdoch or that's a
54:07
Raven. She's she's that's a ravening.
54:09
She's a mentalist. She's a mentalist.
54:12
You haven't met all the counselors yet, but you're
54:14
keeping this in mind just in case you stumble upon a brat or
54:17
a Bob or a Billy. Yeah, OK, perfect.
54:23
She takes note of that, wipes the lipstick.
54:25
You keep this, you keep this. Keep.
54:27
Like gives her the handkerchief and just kind of gives her a
54:31
knowing look and walks away. Amazing.
54:34
I should note that you guys aren't so different in age from
54:37
these counselors. They're adults, but they're not.
54:39
They're just not troublemakers. They're not your age.
54:42
They're probably. Like.
54:44
What? They might be troublemakers.
54:47
Nice catch, they are probably like mid 20s.
54:50
Not 19. So you're not. 19 but.
54:53
So Joey's Peters kids. Do you know?
54:55
What would you like to call that skill, Monty?
54:57
Insane. I guess like surveillance.
55:02
Surveillance. I like surveillance cuz you're
55:04
yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like keyed in on specific
55:07
details. I don't.
55:08
Know how to spell that but. It's.
55:09
Surveillance 3. Yeah, it is 3, Yeah.
55:13
So every time you succeed with all sixes, you gain a new skill
55:17
one level higher and you maintain the skill.
55:19
You sort of gained it through. OK.
55:21
So you are essentially like leveling up that skill without
55:24
losing that. Skill.
55:25
Cool, can I just add 1 little thing I guess.
55:28
So I guess this might replace what I said before.
55:31
OK in the interaction with Lottie but Amanti will just wipe
55:34
the lipstick like you keep this handkerchief.
55:38
Give her a knowing look and say do the eye drops help with your
55:41
allergies too? I would love to get some if if
55:44
you have any extra. What eye drops?
55:48
Oh, nothing, have a nice night. If you need anything like that,
55:51
you'll just have to see the nurse.
55:52
Just let her know. Oh, the nurse.
55:54
OK. I can't help you, sorry.
55:59
But now she knows that I know. For surveillance.
56:03
No, I just want her to know that I know.
56:04
Yep, it's a power play. She knows, you know.
56:07
Guys who messed up the bunks. Is.
56:09
That trying to think of a makeup brand.
56:14
Maybelline. Is that my Maybelline on the
56:18
floor? Oh my God, I just had that
56:21
eyeshadow repressed and now it's crumbly again.
56:23
Yeah. Your couture or whatever.
56:25
Yes, my couture, my contour and my foundation and my shadows and
56:30
my liners and my plucking things.
56:33
They're everywhere. Just had to find the fire
56:36
extinguisher. Maybe I, I.
56:37
Told you it was under the bed cuz I took it off the wall cuz
56:40
it was an eyesore it. Was really fast without shoes.
56:42
The. Shoes were off.
56:43
Really, shoes were. Off without shoes.
56:45
The shoes were off. It's not his fault I'm.
56:47
Running with shoes without shoes.
56:49
Well, who's gonna put it back together?
56:51
Patrice isn't here. I'm.
56:52
Busy. I am actively making more
56:54
explosives. Can I roll for demolitions to
56:56
make sure that I actually have enough for the rest of our time
56:59
here? Just in case.
57:01
You have one explosive remaining, you can roll for
57:04
Demolition to see if you could acquire the skills and supplies
57:07
you might need to make more explosives.
57:10
Well I mean I have shits everywhere so I might as well
57:11
just take it I am a troublemaker.
57:15
It's true. Demolitions.
57:17
Yep, 2. Demolitions 2 baby.
57:20
That's a 5 and a three for an 8. You find some stuff.
57:25
I find some stuff. You find some.
57:26
Stuff. Maybe not stuff to make a bomb,
57:28
but you could get creative about demolition and find some stuff
57:31
to do Stuff. I would say definitely Monty
57:34
brought a lot of Hairspray. Boom.
57:37
There's some chemicals in that stuff.
57:39
Cool. Yeah, I think I I definitely
57:40
find like enough a few Molotov cocktails like worth of.
57:44
Toiletries are you Maine I because I definitely have a
57:47
bottle of like alcohol to clean my makeup brushes, that type of
57:50
stuff. There actually was a full bus
57:52
behind your school bus for Monty's Soup.
57:55
Just her. I climb into my perfectly made,
58:01
undisturbed bed. Well, you knew it wasn't under
58:05
there. Exactly, I think Monty wraps
58:09
herself in her peachy comforter like just fully burritos and
58:15
just lays on whatever is left of her bed and just it's like.
58:20
I just wish I was. Home, Joey.
58:22
You start to hear crunching and granola falling.
58:27
I think Joey is just singing, not necessarily to himself, more
58:32
so stare into the mid distance, twinkle twinkle my.
58:37
Little star Juniper Rose. No, it's actually kind of
58:44
soothing. Can you keep going?
58:49
What you are tomorrow's SO. Needs her scandal.
58:57
I miss you, Mom. I miss you.
59:02
You're diamond in the sky. Little granola hits you in the
59:04
forehead. And that it is where we'll end
59:08
our session. Amazing.
59:10
Cut us. Off.
59:11
You. Need to Oh my.
59:13
God, the system was meant for you.
59:15
This is amazing. I love this role system.
59:18
So so amazing. I had such a good time.
59:21
I'm so glad. I ended with demolitions, read
59:24
and between the lines. Anybody else?
59:27
Monty ended with memory swole and Surveillance 3.
59:31
Whoa. Oh yes I might.
59:32
Between the lines is 3 as well. Goody or if I break Batty again,
59:37
Batty puzzles and running without shoes.
59:40
And for experience, that's. Awesome.
59:45
Great. That's cool.
59:46
I love this system. It's great to be able to use
59:48
those. I will let you carry them into
59:50
our official Session 1 of this series and we'll have to catch
59:54
up with these campers in our next episode of this role for
59:57
Shoe's adventure. Session one of two is coming to
1:00:00
the main feed soon. Until then, this has been a bite
1:00:03
sized dice roll twice told time by the dice side.
1:00:07
Thank you for joining us, dice Ciders.
1:00:09
Now go out there and be twice kinder.
1:00:13
Dice size.