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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Wax on / Wack Off?!? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Today is Tuesday.
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It is the beginning of a long podcast
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day for me.
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We've got this show, we've got Yay Sports,
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and we've got the Sunday Night Crew
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breaking down WFP tonight.
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So let's get it rolling.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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So when that lunch bell rings, yeah,
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you know what to do.
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Hit play, stay strong,
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let the park carry you.
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Glide sale, cowboy, yeah,
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we stay on track.
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Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
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we always come back.
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Lunch with the
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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High-fiber hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime!
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What is going on, everyone?
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Welcome to Lunch with the Clydesdale and
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the Cowboy.
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Oh, and Vicki, apparently.
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How about that?
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Yeah.
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She just popped in the back door again.
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Yeah, well, she's sneaky.
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I heard the screen door slam.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's how I knew.
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You know, a whole lot of, oh, shit,
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oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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Like me at, like,
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you know i never ever got away with
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that my mom was the biggest night owl
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ever and there was no way i was
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going to sneak in at night without her
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knowing it wasn't my mom it was my
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dad so once my mom was asleep she's
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asleep like she's out like she's out like
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a light it's ridiculous but my dad would
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be up and he would just be sitting
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there in the dark and sitting
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Come in, just open the door real slow,
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and he'll be like, you're a little late,
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huh?
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And I was like, fuck, yes.
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Night, going to bed.
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All right.
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Yeah, I'd get home.
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My mom's there watching the Rockford Files
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and Barnaby Jones reruns.
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Yeah.
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And if you know any of those shows,
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you are as old as me.
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Oh, the Rockford Files.
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I love it.
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Jim Rockford.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah, fun day, fun day.
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I'm going to get into this real quick
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and then I'm going to get past it
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because I just I don't want to talk
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about it.
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We have said from the beginning on this
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show that this whole media beef fight,
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whatever you want to call it, I don't.
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to me it makes absolutely no damn sense
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for the media to become the news no
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that's a problem actually right like yeah
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like we shouldn't be the news we should
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be the the people reporting on the news
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or the people sharing the news or whatever
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right absolutely so i've said from the
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beginning i have friends on both sides of
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this argument
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To be honest,
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we are not in any of the circles.
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None of the circles.
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Have I made a conscious decision to not
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be in a circle?
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Maybe.
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But I also haven't been asked.
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And that's okay too.
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It's a neither here nor there thing.
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We haven't.
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You haven't.
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I know I haven't.
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Like you said, been asked at all.
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nor have I made an intentional thing to
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do one or the other.
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I am perfectly,
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and I think I can speak for you
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here,
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I'm perfectly content just seeing it all
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play out and wonder why it's even a
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thing.
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It's so frustrating because it is...
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As everybody's saying in the chat,
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it distracts from the athletes and trying
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to grow the sport.
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And I've been saying this for weeks.
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The fact that in Dave's Week in Review,
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every week we have to have a John
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Young comment.
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It's the same John Young comment.
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It happened a month and a half ago.
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Can we just move on?
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Right?
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Can we just move on?
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Absolutely.
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So last night I'm watching the review of
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the Week in Review.
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finishing up some stuff to prep for this
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week.
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And I hear my name.
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And I'm like, wait, what?
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Well, not my name, but my moniker.
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Correct.
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And that Savant said,
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and then I was reminded that I got
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Clydesdale credentials for the games.
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And so I was like, wait,
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how am I ending up in this whole
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apology explanation thing as to what's
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going on with Hiller and Young and John
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Young and Savan and Taylor and all this
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stuff that's been going on?
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How did I show up there?
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And what I will say is,
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That's not one hundred percent accurate,
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but it is somewhat accurate.
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I have had credentials at the CrossFit
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Games since twenty twenty one.
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Twenty twenty one.
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I got them through morning Chaka.
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Twenty twenty two and beyond.
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I got credentials via the Clydesdale Media
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Company and the reputation that we have
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built.
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What happened last year was.
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was i got into my feelings about who
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was saying they had um accessed uh that
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enhanced access thing yeah i was talking
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to jenny about it when i talked to
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jenny
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I was just saying,
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I can't believe they got it and I
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didn't.
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And I didn't really like,
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I wasn't doing it for any certain purpose.
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I was just venting to someone I considered
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a friend.
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It's twenty minutes later and I get
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notification that I now have enhanced
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access to the games.
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So I went from regular media credential to
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enhanced access.
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I get that message from Siobhan and from
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Jenny back that I now have it.
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And then I get the email from Jenna
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Hauka saying that I have it.
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So all this happened within like,
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twenty minutes.
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Siobhan and Jenny both said to me,
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please do not mention how this happened.
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Do not say who got you or who
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played a role in getting you this enhanced
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access.
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And because that is the way I roll
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and I don't share information that I'm
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asked not to share,
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I never shared that information.
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Even though I felt weird about it,
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not being able to thank them for that
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at the time and felt like a little
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bit of an imposter when I got the
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enhanced access and people were
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congratulating me.
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Right.
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But it did happen that way.
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so that is one that is one hundred
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percent the account of what happened i was
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asked not to share it but now that
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it's being shared i feel like i need
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to explain what went down please don't
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share this until i do in the middle
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of a rant about other stuff that'd be
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fantastic so it's fine it's out it's over
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it's done i don't understand why
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You and I already had this conversation.
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I'll bring that up again.
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Moving right along.
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How about that?
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And this year, I got access again.
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I got access for Ishmael.
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And honestly, last year,
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I got two enhanced accesses.
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I got myself and Ishmael both got enhanced
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access.
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This year,
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we got a lanyard to be down in
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the pit and the warm-up area.
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I gave that to Ishmael because his content
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is way better than mine.
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Turns out he's an actual photographer.
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Right, right.
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So I let him go nuts.
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That was just through our normal
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application this year.
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And so there it is.
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So I just wanted that to be understood
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because I have been getting DMs and texts
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this morning like, wait,
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Savan got you access last year?
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He got me enhanced access.
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I had access.
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I had credentials.
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I just didn't have enhanced.
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But I do want to say this too.
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The reason I hate this fight is both
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Savan and Hiller have been a huge part
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in the success of this show.
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So Vaughn has recommended this show to
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people on his own show.
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He has had me on his show.
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And he has talked about things that we've
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talked about.
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And all of that has elevated this show
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in certain respects.
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On the other side,
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Hiller has shared videos that we've put
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out.
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He has clipped us.
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He has used us as an example in
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things.
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And all of that has increased our views,
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our engagement, our subscribers,
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all of that.
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So between the both of them,
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they've both helped elevate this show in
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some ways.
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But never have we been in the circle
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of either side.
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Nope.
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And I appreciate both of them.
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I appreciate both of them for what they
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have done for me.
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And I consider all of them friends.
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Do I talk to them every day?
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No.
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I talk to Corey every day.
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I talk to Jamie every day.
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I talk to Carolyn every day.
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And I talk to Vicki every day.
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That's who I talk to every day.
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Everybody else I talk to,
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I see them at the games.
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We interact.
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I am cordial with everyone.
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And I hate that everybody's fighting.
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Again,
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it comes back to what are we here
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for?
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What is our purpose?
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And my purpose is, one,
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to have a way as an outlet of
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a dream that I had when I was
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sixteen years old.
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And that was to be a sports broadcaster.
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And this is a way to do that.
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And the other thing is I love these
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athletes.
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The more I get to know them,
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the more I love them,
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and the more I want to promote them.
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So that's what we're here for.
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And if you ask me not to say
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anything, I'm not going to say anything.
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And that's a reputation I've built with
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the athletes.
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Hey,
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and I can confirm that because Scott's
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told me a whole bunch of stuff that
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he's heard from a source,
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and I still don't know who those sources
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are.
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And I talk to this dude every single
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day and confirm.
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If you tell Scott something in confidence,
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he is going to keep it in confidence.
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He's going to take that shit to his
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grave.
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Unless you say it out on a podcast
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live for thousands of people.
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Well, I mean,
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you just made it fair game at that
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point, right?
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That's a different thing.
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So and the last thing is the reason
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I do this is because CrossFit saved my
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life.
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I started this whole methodology with my
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next door neighbor in two thousand eleven
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because I was five hundred plus pounds.
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And it saved my life and it means
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a lot to me and I want to
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pay it back in some form or fashion
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in any way I can.
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just here so i don't get fined uh
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amanda fillers i have plenty of divorce
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friends and i'm still friends with both
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sides same same so i'll give her that
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um we we have uh some divorce friends
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that we we want to pick the side
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on but there was a good reason for
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it uh me too scott i came into
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this space because i love crossfit i liked
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all the shows and people i don't want
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to see it go south you'll neither
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And I think that's why it was so
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refreshing at WFP.
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And so because there was none of that
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at WFP.
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All I had to do was turn off
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the comments.
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and everything was fine right oh yeah
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because i was in a bubble i was
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at wfp yeah and all i had to
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do was shut off the comments in the
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outside world and it made the wfp one
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of the most enjoyable experiences i've had
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I do the same thing every year for
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the games.
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And I've said this before.
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I told Garrett and MNS,
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I'm pretty sure I've said this on the
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show,
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when the games run around or actually any
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live competition that is being streamed,
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I tell myself,
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I'm not going to watch the comments.
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I'm not going to put the comments up.
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I'm not going to put the comments up
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because I know what's going to happen.
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Right?
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Everybody needs to bitch.
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It's the most ridiculous thing on the face
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of the planet.
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So I turn them off for a little
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while and then I go,
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let me go see what everybody's saying.
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I just, it breaks,
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I break down and then Jesus H Christ.
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It just, it continually happens.
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It continues to happen.
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Who can't see stuff?
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Oh, what's going on?
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Oh, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
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man, man.
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I'm like, bro,
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y'all need to do like lighten up.
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Good.
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And everybody is like a dog with a
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bone.
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Oh, yes.
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That they will never let go.
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Ever.
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They latch on to one thing.
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Like the funny thing is the garage
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affiliates that comes every week in
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review, right?
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That's the funny thing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like that will be in every week in
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review.
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That is a running joke.
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That is a running joke that has been
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happening for shit months and months now.
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And it's, it is what it is.
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Somebody's going to bring it up.
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And I think Daisy, well,
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Dave's playing into it at this point,
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right?
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Because it's,
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Now he sees something and he's like garage
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affiliates.
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Okay.
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Cause he's said it on his weekend review
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that he's picking these comments.
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So like you're picking this stuff about
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the, the,
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the garage gym affiliates and now,
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and it's,
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and it's now it's Hobart's garage gym
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affiliates because they just,
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everybody decided that apparently Hobart's
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in charge of it,
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whether he wants to be or not,
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which is even funnier in my opinion.
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Yeah.
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And that's the funny dog with a bone.
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There are so many,
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so many dogs with a bone that are
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not funny.
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No.
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That we just cannot forgive anybody for.
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And it's utterly ridiculous.
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Like the fact that there is a John
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Young comment every week in review now.
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That happened five weeks ago.
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Five weeks ago.
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And we're still talking about it.
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Yeah.
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Let it go.
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I'm pretty sure John's over it at this
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point.
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Unless we have a flux capacitor,
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we cannot change what happened.
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You need a flux capacitor and a DeLorean.
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The stainless steel construction allows it
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to conduct the electricity better.
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The one point twenty one gigawatts
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throwing it out there.
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I have a version of the DeLorean,
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but I don't fit in it.
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You need a bigger Lego version of it.
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Social media has given everyone a platform
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to complain about everything.
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Life's so much easier without it.
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Everybody's got a voice and they think
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that it needs to be heard.
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And then you get influencers and people
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that the algorithm throws at you and
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telling you that your voice matters.
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Oh, your voice matters.
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Absolutely, your voice matters.
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And people believe that shit.
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And so they get on there and they
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hit caps lock.
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I'm going to yell it to the rooftops.
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And I'm going to say it forty seven
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times in a live chat.
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where you can't not see it at that
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point and it's like dude go outside
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breathe some fresh air i want to affiliate
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my garage fake savan i want to affiliate
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my garage but i don't need to ask
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the question every week to see the update
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no i think they are well aware that
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there are people out there that want to
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affiliate their garage
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And I am sure that they are working
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on it in some capacity.
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And at some point, we'll get noticed that,
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hey, you can now affiliate your garage.
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It's like the kids in the backseat of
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the car on a road trip going,
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are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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That is so true.
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Bro,
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we're going to get there when we get
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there.
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And if y'all don't shut up,
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I'm going to turn this car around right
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now.
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Absolutely insane, dude.
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I take offense to this.
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Influencers,
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a made-up job made to make people feel
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important.
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Vicky, like,
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changing the comment on me mid-sentence.
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While I'm reading.
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It takes forever for me to read something.
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I'm finally reading,
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and then it gets taken away halfway
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through the sentence.
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Vicky, you know the man gave up.
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Like,
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this is the only kind of reading he
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gets.
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Let him finish his sentence.
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Why do you think the...
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Son of a bitch.
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What the hell?
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Perfect.
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It never goes anywhere.
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Money.
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As in CrossFit HQ wants full box affiliate
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fees, not a fraction.
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They can put rules around it and
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stipulations that you cannot coach anybody
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out of your garage affiliate,
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that you cannot run it as a CrossFit
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gym, that it is just in name only.
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And here's a little package.
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Thank you for your support.
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Basically,
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we're allowing you to do the open in
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your garage.
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Five hundred dollars,
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and it's a way to make money other
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than through the normal traditional
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affiliate fees.
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Right.
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Anyway, moving right along.
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I'm going to hit this starred comment and
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hopefully it doesn't change.
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Take a deep breath.
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It is kind of crazy that a CrossFit
19:17
coach with a podcast can occupy that much
19:20
space in the heads of leaders at a
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two hundred million dollar company.
19:24
Maybe that energy would be better served
19:26
focusing on growing CrossFit.
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I don't think he occupies that much space
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in anybody's head.
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I think it's just right there in front
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of him.
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So he just grabs a hold to it
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because it's right there in front of him.
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It's the same dog with a bone comment
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that Scott was making analogy that Scott
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was making earlier.
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Like, Oh, it's right there.
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Let me just go ahead and address this.
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Right.
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Anyway, moving right along.
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So that is that,
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that everything is out there.
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I just wanted that to be cleared up
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and I want to move on to the
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fun shit we normally do on this show.
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Why I'm here, baby.
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So there it is.
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I watched a movie last night called Beast.
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Oh, with the lion that was hunting people?
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That one?
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No.
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Okay.
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No,
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this is a movie about MMA in Australia.
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Oh, not the same beast.
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Got it.
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And the script was written by Russell
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Crowe.
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Oh, I do like Russell Crowe.
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And Russell Crowe's in it.
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i would say he's not a major uh
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yes let's uh let's get the uh vicky
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is sabotaging scott today yes she slid in
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the back door late and she's just going
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wild and crazy back there it's amazing um
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yeah beast that's it oh yeah i saw
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the trailer for that i didn't know i
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didn't get a chance to see it look
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pretty good yeah crow's like a uh like
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a coach well
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I don't want to do any spoilers.
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He does not play a major role.
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If you're watching this to watch Russell
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Crowe, you will be sorely disappointed.
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Mark's got the least popular Hemsworth.
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I'm assuming he means Liam.
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No, it's Luke.
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Luke Hemsworth.
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Oh!
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Yeah, even less popular than Liam.
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That's less popular than Liam.
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Damn.
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Yeah, it...
21:23
And he plays even a smaller part than
21:25
Russell Crowe.
21:26
So the two names that anybody even has
21:28
any idea of are non-existent in this movie
21:33
for the most part.
21:34
He got Maximus Decimus Marinius in his fat
21:39
days and one of the Hemsworth boys that
21:42
nobody actually knows who he is.
21:44
Cool.
21:46
But it turned out, like, as it started,
21:48
I was going, oh, man,
21:49
this is not going to be good.
21:51
Right.
21:51
And then it kind of caught some momentum
21:54
and it got... All right.
21:56
Let's be honest.
21:57
Anytime you're watching a fighter movie,
21:59
you're thinking, okay, here we go,
22:01
Rocky XLVII.
22:02
Yeah.
22:03
Yeah.
22:04
And it does have a rocky formula to
22:07
it because it is a fight movie and
22:10
you're going to get that.
22:12
Unless you are – what's the MMA movie
22:19
with the brothers?
22:23
Oh.
22:23
And it's – Tom Hardy and – Yeah,
22:27
Tom Hardy.
22:27
That's it.
22:28
Gosh darn it.
22:31
can see that warrior warrior warrior yep
22:34
warrior yeah so that one i think is
22:36
not in a rocky formula at all because
22:38
of the brother story and all of that
22:39
stuff this kind of goes down that same
22:42
path as rocky but i like by the
22:45
end i was i mean i was like
22:48
goose bumping and okay really but i'm a
22:52
sucker for that kind of movie i and
22:54
i will admit it so if you're taking
22:56
my recommendation if you like rocky you
22:58
are going to like this movie
23:00
Fair point.
23:02
Are you caught up on Green Lantern yet?
23:05
I am not caught up on anything.
23:07
I will keep my spoilers to myself then.
23:11
Yeah, so I am home alone this week.
23:13
My wife is in Pennsylvania with her
23:14
parents.
23:16
Walter the dog is with her.
23:18
So I'm truly like in the house by
23:20
myself.
23:22
Are there burglars trying to get into your
23:24
house?
23:24
Do you need to set up an elaborate
23:26
system of booby traps to keep them out
23:28
of the house?
23:28
I have my matchbox cars at the front
23:31
door.
23:32
Sweet.
23:34
I have paint cans hanging from a string.
23:37
You got to get one of them,
23:38
the little heater thing to put on the
23:39
door to just heat it all the way
23:41
up to grab it.
23:43
And I have my cutout of the rock
23:45
on a turntable.
23:48
I love the fact that he had a
23:49
life-size Michael Jordan cutout and just
23:52
happened to be around.
23:54
And like,
23:54
let me go ahead and put this on
23:56
this train set that I'm going to make
23:58
up and just...
24:00
And so it looks like there's people in
24:01
the house.
24:02
Like that was...
24:04
or you could go part two and just
24:06
uh get the tv turned up really really
24:08
really loud like i said in part one
24:10
two um and watch uh angels with dirty
24:14
was it angels with was it dirty souls
24:18
i don't know oh man you filthy yeah
24:21
uh yeah i know what you're talking about
24:23
i don't know what the movie is though
24:24
merry christmas you filthy animals it's a
24:27
movie they made up for the movie
24:29
Like they shot that specifically for the
24:32
movie.
24:32
But I think it's Angels with Filthy Souls.
24:34
I think that's the name of the one
24:35
that he was watching.
24:37
Beast is not like the wrestler.
24:40
That's a much different storyline as well.
24:43
And I still get grossed out when I
24:44
think about his deli job.
24:47
Just saying.
24:50
Yeah.
24:54
Um, I watched the Vince young doc.
24:55
I thought it was good.
24:56
Yay.
24:56
Sports and the whisper man.
24:58
Very good.
24:59
I've not seen the whisper, man.
25:01
It just came out.
25:02
It's um, Oh, what is his name?
25:05
He's.
25:06
Eighty-three.
25:07
We're a three year old, but you know,
25:10
the narrow, the narrow,
25:12
the narrow and somebody else.
25:15
Uh, yeah,
25:16
you need to narrow down your eighty-three
25:17
year olds with children.
25:18
I know that's my fault.
25:25
No, I can't do him anymore.
25:27
The older he gets,
25:29
the more he annoys me for whatever reason.
25:31
De Niro?
25:31
Yeah,
25:32
I like young De Niro or younger De
25:34
Niro.
25:35
Heat was probably peak De Niro as far
25:39
as I'm concerned.
25:42
I will say this about Beast.
25:45
An echo bike makes an appearance.
25:49
A rogue echo bike is in Beast.
25:53
they beat it to death with a bat
25:55
because that seems like a it's the
25:59
training montage if you're using rocky
26:01
lingo i love montages just in general
26:07
training montage travel montage like any
26:11
kind of month i'm a big fan of
26:12
montages yeah well and then like in rocky
26:16
four
26:17
Oh,
26:18
that's the best training montage of all
26:19
time.
26:21
Right.
26:21
Argue with a wall, chat.
26:24
And the music for that is called the
26:27
training montage.
26:28
Well, yeah.
26:30
Because why would it not be?
26:32
Because it is the training montage.
26:36
Absolutely, dude.
26:38
You got Ivan Drago with all the hooked
26:41
up to all the things and like doing
26:43
all the, and it's all the, you know,
26:45
straight up eighties,
26:46
like neon lights everywhere and shit like
26:48
that.
26:48
And Rocky's in a Siberia out in a
26:52
cold somewhere.
26:54
Punch it on a log.
26:55
It was fantastic.
26:59
Echo bike is also in a recent NFL
27:01
clip with Micah Parsons.
27:02
I thought that was the assault bike.
27:05
I just saw that this morning.
27:06
Yeah, I didn't watch it yet.
27:10
They said Assault Bike, but I mean,
27:12
even though we know Assault is an actual
27:14
company, I mean,
27:15
but it's a generic term for air bike
27:19
or whatever at this point.
27:22
Best training montage.
27:23
Carolyn Prevost,
27:25
the infamous Carolyn Prevost,
27:27
thinks that Rocky IV is the best Rocky
27:28
movie, and she is wrong.
27:31
She's wrong about that,
27:32
but she is right about the fact that
27:33
it's got the best training montage of all
27:34
time.
27:36
Yes.
27:37
Drago also strict presses like four
27:39
hundred pounds.
27:39
Yes.
27:39
Yeah.
27:42
If you have not seen the arm and
27:44
hammer breakdown of the training montage
27:47
from Rocky four.
27:49
It's out on YouTube.
27:51
It is fifteen minutes of pure gold.
27:54
I watched that last year sometime.
27:58
I'm glad you brought it up.
27:59
I need to watch it again.
27:59
It is top notch.
28:03
Go find it.
28:04
It's not hard to find at all.
28:06
You literally just search Arm & Hammer
28:08
Training Montage and it will come up.
28:09
I promise you.
28:11
And he analyzes all of the fitness
28:16
movements from the training montage.
28:18
It's so good.
28:19
And he's the one that first told me
28:22
that Drago is strict pressing,
28:24
and people are standing three feet in
28:27
front of him when he drops it.
28:29
Yeah.
28:30
And you're standing there like, hmm.
28:32
Yeah.
28:35
So there's a, there's a meme somewhere,
28:38
dude.
28:38
And I do not know.
28:39
I don't remember.
28:41
I had it at some point,
28:42
but the magic school bus,
28:43
I don't know if you can't have watched
28:45
the magic school bus,
28:46
but I'm all about reading rainbow,
28:48
but okay.
28:48
I understand that.
28:49
But Mrs. Frizzle is a cartoon.
28:51
She drives the magic school bus and
28:52
there's a, a,
28:54
a segment in it or one of the
28:56
episodes or whatnot where like she benches
28:58
four plates.
29:00
So speaking of that,
29:02
I actually have something for that.
29:05
Rainbow this bitch.
29:09
I will say, yeah.
29:10
So Ramirez has got a point.
29:13
The kickboxer train montage with
29:15
Jean-Claude Van Damme is good too.
29:17
Not just the kickboxer one.
29:20
kickboxer one's great just because like
29:21
when he blood sport blood sport is also
29:24
good but the kickboxer one when like oh
29:26
boy's got him tied up into four different
29:28
ropes and he's just like he finally just
29:30
pulls them all back down and the thing
29:32
falls over yeah and when he starts kicking
29:34
the bamboo like this like this because
29:38
he's belgium and they sound french it's
29:40
fantastic blood sport is fantastic as
29:42
outstanding blood sport
29:44
The Bloodsport fight montage,
29:47
where they're showing,
29:48
instead of watching everybody fight,
29:49
they're just showing highlights from all
29:52
different matches.
29:54
I could watch just that and be like,
29:55
yep, I'm moving right along.
29:56
Having said that, if Bloodsport's on,
29:58
I'm watching it until they hit.
30:01
The worst training montage ever is Daniel
30:04
LaRusso hitting the wooden dummy in Karate
30:06
Kid III.
30:09
Yeah, man, Daniel LaRusso.
30:12
Yeah, me and Daniel Lewis.
30:15
Me and Jameson were looking for something
30:18
to watch.
30:19
That'd be my eight-year-old, FYI,
30:22
on Netflix.
30:23
And Karate Kid, the next,
30:26
or whatever it is, the brand new one,
30:29
where it's Jackie Chan
30:32
And then Daniel La Russa.
30:35
I can't watch it, dude.
30:36
I can't.
30:37
So, dude, look, on the preview,
30:38
it was enough for me.
30:39
I'm like, no.
30:41
Because you're going to tell me Jackie
30:42
Chan needs to go to,
30:45
and I don't know what his name is
30:46
in the actual movie, so forgive me, y'all.
30:48
But you're going to tell me Jackie Chan
30:49
is going to fly to California because he
30:51
needs Daniel La Russa's help to train this
30:54
kid.
30:56
And, oh, you know Kung Fu,
30:57
but you don't know Miyagi-san Karate.
30:59
Yeah.
31:03
No,
31:03
his name is Daniel LaRusso in the movie.
31:05
It is a karate kid because Jackie Chan
31:08
did the, uh, the next version.
31:11
We should have been called the Kung Fu
31:15
kid, FYI, but whatever.
31:19
But somehow I don't think that Jackie Chan
31:21
is going to need help from Daniel LaRusso
31:24
of all people to come train this kid.
31:28
Just throwing it out there.
31:29
Probably got in trouble for kicking my
31:30
cousin as a kid practicing karate moves.
31:32
Yeah, absolutely.
31:36
Yeah.
31:37
Everybody wanted to do like the Van Damme,
31:40
like maybe he'll hit people and then goes
31:42
for like thirty seconds,
31:46
like thinking that that was a legitimate
31:48
fight move.
31:48
It's not.
31:49
FYI,
31:50
you're not going to want to just stand
31:51
there.
31:53
My brother and I watched Bloodsport
31:54
unsupervised as kids,
31:55
and fighting in the living room was peak
31:57
childhood.
31:58
Absolutely.
32:01
I mean, wax on, wax off.
32:08
That's definitely been clipped.
32:11
Oh, my goodness.
32:12
Yep, wax on, wax off.
32:15
You heard it here first,
32:17
ladies and gentlemen.
32:20
Scott Schweitzer.
32:24
anyway oh it's gonna get clips then you
32:27
gotta worry about that good night oh i
32:37
can't even read it now maybe that's why
32:39
he was going to daniel larusa he needed
32:41
somebody to whack someone and whack off oh
32:45
god
32:49
Oh, I'm glad.
32:51
OK,
32:51
so we can we can we can move
32:53
right right through this.
32:55
Have you seen that clip?
32:58
I have.
33:03
I just he's like,
33:05
you think you could beat Amy Kringle in
33:08
a fight?
33:08
And she's like, no, no.
33:10
He's like,
33:11
what about of all the people he could
33:13
have picked?
33:15
Right.
33:16
CrossFit mom, everybody's CrossFit mom.
33:22
And she goes, no.
33:26
And he goes, what about Justin Madero?
33:27
She's like, yeah,
33:28
I think I could beat Justin Madero in
33:30
a fight.
33:30
And I was like, holy shit.
33:36
Yeah, I can't wait for that full episode.
33:39
Ariel Lowen, nope.
33:41
Andy Kringle.
33:42
Nope.
33:43
Justin Medeiros?
33:43
Yeah,
33:43
I'd probably beat up Justin Medeiros.
33:46
And the clip does go on to say
33:47
that Hurst heard to say that Justin
33:50
doesn't look like a fighter.
33:52
Right.
33:52
Which, to be fair, he doesn't.
33:54
But that dude wrestled at a pretty high
33:56
level for a very long time.
33:59
So,
34:00
I need to share this before we get
34:02
way too past what you said a while
34:04
ago,
34:05
which was way before my whack-off comment.
34:08
And so...
34:12
if i don't know if you've seen this
34:15
uh woolly memeth did a did a meme
34:21
of doppelgangers damn that's a good one
34:28
That's a good one.
34:29
Uh, James Sprague, Nicolas Cage.
34:32
It is way too, way too good.
34:37
That's yeah.
34:38
I don't know where he found that picture,
34:39
like who Nicolas Cage was playing in that
34:41
one.
34:42
Cause he doesn't have that much hair,
34:43
but Holy smokes.
34:44
That's good.
34:45
I think this is the,
34:47
the one with about him, massive talent,
34:49
I think is that, Oh,
34:51
the unvariable weight of massive,
34:52
massive talent.
34:54
Yeah.
34:54
That's what him and, um,
34:57
What's his name?
34:57
Pedro Pascal.
34:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:01
Captain America, Rich Froning.
35:03
I'm not sure the looks are there,
35:05
but I get the sentiment.
35:07
Right.
35:09
Damn.
35:12
I mean,
35:12
you could have went John Cena like that
35:14
because that would have made a whole
35:15
lot... But damn, that's messed up.
35:19
Justin and Billy Ray Cyrus.
35:22
I always get...
35:24
um oh what's his name morgan wallen
35:27
probably mostly because they just they
35:29
both have mullets but i understand that
35:30
one there's your uh magic there she is
35:34
there's miss frizzle bench and four plate
35:36
y'all so that's why i wanted to show
35:41
it here's uh josh bridges and uh
35:44
okay uh what's his name leonidas yeah from
35:48
three hundred right uh i think he's just
35:53
trying to be funny here within cruel yeah
35:58
yeah and then tia the goat that's easy
36:04
um the resemblance is uncanny i do also
36:07
did you see this
36:10
LSU skipped over number five in its
36:11
countdown to the season opener and just
36:13
put four plus.
36:15
You can hate us.
36:16
All you want.
36:18
But we are going to throw it.
36:20
Whoever's in charge of their social media
36:22
is killing it.
36:25
Absolutely killing it.
36:27
And you know I'm addicted to pickles,
36:28
right?
36:29
Oh, absolutely.
36:30
Having a bad day?
36:37
jeez it seems a bit excessive but i
36:40
mean i got you and then the last
36:44
thing i wanted to show from this real
36:46
quick is uh lauren smith took notes during
36:51
the wfp and they are awesome uh no
36:53
the the this is a gym activation the
37:00
mom of an affiliate owner won the raffle
37:02
and said rather than the price she just
37:04
wanted a hug from anola kai oh
37:10
Guy Mejeres brought his dog for the first
37:12
time.
37:12
Everybody got facelikes.
37:13
That's fine.
37:15
In an interesting conversation about hot
37:16
dogs,
37:17
Laura Horvath estimates she could eat a
37:18
maximum of six in one sitting.
37:21
Okay.
37:23
That is some useful information right
37:25
there.
37:28
I'm not as much into pocket pickles,
37:31
Trent.
37:32
You don't want pocket pickles.
37:33
That's a bad idea.
37:34
Of course.
37:35
Yes, Trish, we know.
37:36
Trish would be addicted to this.
37:38
We know.
37:39
Yeah, we know.
37:41
um Wyatt Taylor had a fan club with
37:44
twenty plus people it was they were so
37:46
loud I don't even know who Wyatt Taylor
37:50
is but it was a salvation every time
37:54
he took the floor but apparently he has
37:56
a fan club you swear to god Rich
37:58
Froning just took the floor as loud as
38:00
the crowd got that's outstanding I love
38:02
that love that
38:05
Yeah,
38:05
Laura's now known as the glizzy queen.
38:07
Glizzy queen.
38:08
Note to self,
38:09
if inviting Laura to a barbecue,
38:11
make sure you have enough hot dogs.
38:14
Does she eat the hot dog sideways?
38:16
Does she think the hot dog is a
38:19
sandwich?
38:21
I'm not getting into that debate.
38:23
No, don't worry, Joseph will.
38:24
It's fine.
38:27
Anulakai's a menace, but we love him,
38:29
so does Jack Farlow.
38:30
Keep an eye on that budding bromance.
38:33
Aww.
38:35
And you see a normal cut.
38:37
He photobombed James Sprague by doing a
38:41
cannonball.
38:43
This is why we can't have nice things.
38:46
Is that not the best?
38:48
That's amazing, dude.
38:50
Look,
38:51
that's why you don't want me at your
38:53
competition and have me around when stuff
38:56
like that's happening because I'm doing
38:57
the same thing.
38:58
Me and Enola Kai,
38:59
we right here when it comes to that
39:00
kind of shit.
39:01
I will one hundred percent cannonballs in
39:02
the water while somebody's trying to do
39:04
something.
39:05
Amanda Jobs won the ten K for the
39:07
women at thirty nine fourteen.
39:10
And she did it without wearing a watch
39:11
for pacing.
39:14
Dude, thirty nine, thirty nine, fourteen.
39:17
That's fast.
39:19
Oh, yeah.
39:20
She beat half the men.
39:21
Yeah, more than half.
39:26
Emma Lawson was doing social media with a
39:29
non-digital camera, an actual film camera.
39:32
Wow.
39:33
For Jack Farlow.
39:35
I didn't even know those things still
39:36
existed.
39:39
Uh, Bailey rail.
39:41
That's, that's not a board.
39:43
Um,
39:43
Luca Jukic walked past her on day one
39:46
and said, don't worry,
39:47
you'll interview me tomorrow.
39:48
And we actually did.
39:50
I like that.
39:53
Uh, I like that attitude.
39:56
And the best thing you may have missed
39:57
from the live stream is this.
40:04
tutor and james trying to learn the gi
40:06
dance i mean james is close to tutor
40:11
has no rhythm dude has no rhythm
40:13
whatsoever that dude is white all the way
40:14
through good lord look at that
40:18
Oh, sub-forty is decent.
40:21
Doug Reed, when I was running a lot,
40:25
like before I started doing CrossFit,
40:26
this was forever ago.
40:28
My goal,
40:29
one of my goals was to run a
40:30
sub-forty-five in K. So, yeah,
40:33
I'd say sub-forty is pretty decent.
40:35
I know people that run thirty-six.
40:37
That's fast, like super fast, thirty-six,
40:39
thirty-five.
40:40
But to run thirty-nine and then go and
40:42
complete the rest of the events at WFP
40:44
over the weekend, that's ridiculous.
40:50
Boy said Roman was on pace for thirty
40:53
seven.
40:54
Yeah, that's fast.
40:55
If you didn't see the boys interrupted,
40:57
James also talks about that.
40:59
He got to a point where someone said,
41:01
hurry up, you can catch Roman.
41:03
And he was thinking,
41:04
there's no way I'm catching Roman.
41:06
And then he turned the corner into the
41:08
tunnel and there was Roman limping.
41:11
And then he just said,
41:12
I just felt terrible.
41:13
Terrible.
41:14
Yeah, I imagine so.
41:16
Yeah,
41:16
Tudor looked like Elaine from Seinfeld.
41:21
Yes.
41:23
Oh.
41:26
I'm not saying it's because Olive's over
41:29
here talking about I wouldn't say whatever
41:30
James was doing was rhythm.
41:32
James was way closer than whatever Tudor
41:34
was doing.
41:35
Yeah.
41:36
Tudor looks like that's the first time
41:37
he's ever tried to move his shoulders.
41:38
It's all about where the bar is set.
41:39
Yeah, absolutely.
41:43
That's wild, dude.
41:46
Sub-forty is decent, but, of course,
41:48
nowhere near elite.
41:49
That's why I'd love – I have loved
41:51
to see them run a hundred meters to
41:53
compare with elite sprinters rather than
41:55
NFL players.
41:57
Well, Lito,
41:57
the idea is that the combo is a
42:00
standardized test with all these parts
42:02
already put in it, right?
42:04
So you can just take that and go,
42:06
okay, these guys, they're super athletic,
42:09
right?
42:10
Dude, we're seeing the robot effects.
42:12
Oh.
42:17
Can I just say our chat are the
42:20
best in the world?
42:22
Absolutely.
42:23
Absolutely.
42:23
Their contributions to the humor of this
42:26
show.
42:28
It's unbeatable.
42:29
It's unbeatable.
42:31
Now we say stupid shit that allows for
42:33
that, but Oh yeah.
42:35
Like wax on whack off that will now
42:37
probably be stuck with us.
42:38
Never going to go anywhere.
42:41
Never going to go anywhere.
42:44
It's so fantastic.
42:46
Anyway,
42:48
sitting here trying to actually explain
42:50
why they did the combine, and it's like,
42:52
oh, yeah, no.
42:55
He absolutely was.
42:56
Never mind.
42:57
I'm going to just stop trying to explain
43:00
why they use that,
43:00
and we'll just move on from there.
43:03
Tessa just wants to keep coaching.
43:06
Got to be loose.
43:08
Arms so breezy.
43:09
Right.
43:11
She's not wrong.
43:12
She's not wrong.
43:12
But I mean, look,
43:14
it was their first lesson.
43:16
Okay.
43:17
Did you know how to snatch your first
43:18
time you ever grabbed a barbell?
43:19
No, you did not.
43:21
No, you did not.
43:24
She's just given coaching cues.
43:25
So if Tudor's watching,
43:27
next time he'll know.
43:29
If Tudor's watching, he's probably loose.
43:30
Arms are breezy.
43:32
Tudor's watching.
43:33
He's probably never going to talk to me
43:34
again because he's the whitest dude I've
43:39
ever seen.
43:39
He just started trying to learn how to
43:41
dance that day.
43:43
He will never take a selfie with Winter
43:45
because Robot Olympics is definitely out.
43:49
That's fantastic.
43:51
Is Tessa the lady who says this is
43:53
hip-hop?
43:55
This is hip-hop.
43:57
I hope so.
44:00
That would be awesome information to find
44:01
out.
44:02
Do you know who Tessa is?
44:04
She's Ray Gunn from the Breakdance
44:06
Olympics.
44:07
Oh, my Lord.
44:14
I have seen some awkward looking shit in
44:17
my lifetime, but that ray gun lighting,
44:23
I don't have the words to describe what
44:26
that was.
44:26
I don't think most people do.
44:27
Good night.
44:34
It helps to have Guy's physique.
44:36
Oh, is that what it is?
44:37
Is that what it is?
44:39
I'll tell you what.
44:42
if I could have any physique in the
44:44
world to put my head on top of,
44:48
I would pick geese.
44:50
It used to be neomatics.
44:52
Now it's geese.
44:52
I was about to say, dude, neomatics.
44:54
Um,
44:58
John Parra,
44:59
the dude that won the snatch ladder in
45:01
like twenty sixteen.
45:04
I just kept walking up the one who
45:06
quietly won it while the other race was
45:07
going on.
45:08
That dude was built like an action figure.
45:10
I'm going to tell you right now.
45:14
Peak Rich Fronin.
45:17
It looked like he could have won a
45:18
bodybuilding competition at any given
45:19
point in time.
45:20
But I understand your neomatics
45:21
competition.
45:22
I get the neomatics thing.
45:24
I really do.
45:25
You just hate Guy.
45:26
You don't want to give Guy any love.
45:28
It's all because he asked for a bicycle
45:30
three years ago.
45:31
You're the dog with the bone.
45:32
That he never got.
45:34
No.
45:35
If I had to pick out of the
45:37
current crop right now,
45:39
no disrespect to Guy,
45:40
but Quinn Robinson...
45:43
It's not even a choice, dude.
45:46
Even with his torn pec, Quinn is,
45:50
he is absolutely,
45:51
that dude is ripped beyond belief.
45:56
Holy smokes, it's Ryan.
45:57
I think you are just,
45:59
you are just a key hater.
46:04
Call it what you want, homeboy.
46:08
You just will not give that man his
46:10
due.
46:11
Well,
46:12
everybody thought he was going to win the
46:14
.
46:14
And then Quinn Robinson, again,
46:16
stepped up and went ahead and snatched
46:18
that out of everybody's hands.
46:26
Yep, Quinn is jacked.
46:30
This is how CrossFit markets to these
46:31
young people make you think you could look
46:34
like this.
46:35
Then after ten years, you realize,
46:37
like I did,
46:38
that you'll never look like that.
46:41
I got down to eight percent body fat
46:42
in twenty twenty three.
46:43
I did look like that for a little
46:44
while, about three,
46:46
four months worth of it's hard to it's
46:47
hard to maintain if you're not training at
46:49
that level.
46:50
But it's a possibility.
46:52
It's happened.
46:55
Dallin Pepper is close, a close second.
46:58
Dallin's ripped and Dallin's huge.
47:01
Like, that's a lot of man.
47:03
That dude would run through a wall.
47:05
He probably walked through the wall.
47:09
Hey.
47:11
Where else do you get comparisons of men's
47:15
physiques in this space?
47:19
Nowhere I can think of offhand.
47:20
Did you see this too?
47:21
The post of the chest x-ray showing the
47:23
pit bull?
47:23
Yeah.
47:25
He got that dog in him.
47:26
Got that dog in him.
47:28
I love that.
47:29
Really,
47:29
he's one of my favorites right now, dude.
47:30
Just attitude alone.
47:32
Like, for him to come out and say,
47:35
like, I knew that there was levels,
47:37
he said,
47:37
but then I got on the floor and
47:38
I realized, oh,
47:39
there's even levels out here.
47:41
Okay, got it.
47:46
Ortega was actually kind of embedded with
47:49
Quinn at WFP.
47:52
Yeah, good.
47:56
As someone who has been – so I
47:58
was embedded with Hattie Kenyo at the
48:00
games last year.
48:02
Girl gets sick as a dog,
48:04
and now I'm trying to make a documentary
48:06
on her,
48:07
and I feel like I'm just an inconvenience
48:09
during her sick time.
48:11
I can't imagine how Ortega felt.
48:15
Dude rips his pec,
48:17
has to head to the ER,
48:18
has to get all the stuff.
48:20
How do you –
48:22
keep the vibes going for that the whole
48:24
weekend.
48:25
But Ortega was there, man,
48:26
chugging coffee like a madman,
48:29
trying to get shit done.
48:31
I would imagine.
48:33
I could be way off because obviously I
48:35
don't know the dude,
48:35
but just from the stuff that – his
48:38
attitude,
48:38
seeing him in various interviews and
48:41
whatnot, he seems like Quinn does,
48:44
that he's one of these kind of guys.
48:46
He just rolls with the punches.
48:47
Like, oh, yep, tore my pec.
48:48
All right, cool.
48:49
Still taking the floor so I can get
48:51
– so I can have a chance to
48:53
make it to Copenhagen because he put up
48:54
a picture of him in slides just taking
48:58
the floor.
48:59
I'm just going to stand out there and
49:00
hand my scorecard to my judge,
49:01
and I'm going to be right here if
49:02
y'all need me.
49:04
Well, and here's the deal with that.
49:06
There is no minimum work requirement.
49:08
We kind of talked about this yesterday,
49:10
right?
49:10
You're just trying to stack points.
49:12
Yep.
49:12
And so many people had withdrawn at that
49:14
point that he's going to get like five
49:18
points.
49:19
Why not go get him?
49:20
Go get him.
49:21
Or take a say is a hundred percent
49:22
his fault.
49:23
Yeah.
49:25
I do want to say this because in
49:26
the dense updates and the narrative has
49:29
been around the WFP that so many injuries,
49:31
right?
49:33
Yes,
49:33
we knew there were going to be hamstring
49:35
pulls.
49:36
Let's be honest.
49:37
We knew that, right?
49:40
So other than that,
49:41
there was the torn pec,
49:42
there was a torn Achilles,
49:43
and there was cramps.
49:45
Which is not an injury.
49:46
It's cramps.
49:47
Right, right.
49:50
Of the women,
49:51
all fifty athletes finished the weekend.
49:55
Yeah.
49:56
Fifty for fifty.
49:58
So this narrative that there's so many
50:00
injuries.
50:00
Which is unheard of, by the way.
50:04
Yeah, that's silly.
50:05
Isn't quite the narrative that everybody
50:09
wants it to be.
50:09
No.
50:10
Yes,
50:11
physically you're looking at people
50:13
hobbling because of a hamstring pull.
50:16
But that shit happens all the time.
50:19
Rogue had as many catastrophic injuries
50:22
with Achilles alone two years ago with
50:26
Heinrich and Gabby.
50:28
The same event.
50:33
So...
50:34
It's all about your perspective.
50:35
And I can say in the minute,
50:38
in the moment,
50:39
you felt like there was a lot going
50:41
on until you kind of stepped back and
50:43
looked at the overall leaderboard.
50:45
And when fifty of fifty women start and
50:47
finish an event,
50:48
a three-day brutal workout event,
50:53
it's not that bad.
50:55
No.
50:55
And when there's nothing else going on,
50:58
And this is all you have to focus
50:59
on because unless you're, you know,
51:02
at Xenon or keeping up with their live
51:05
leaderboard because there's no stream,
51:06
then it's really easy to just kind of
51:08
pick it apart and go, well,
51:10
Pat tore his ACL and then the thing
51:12
fell on him and then Quinn tore his
51:14
pec and then these people tweaked
51:15
hamstrings.
51:16
Yeah, a lot of them tweaked hamstrings.
51:18
It's not hard to do,
51:19
especially not with the sprinting.
51:22
Sounds like people just need to do
51:23
Carolyn's plyo program.
51:26
As it turns out, support my friend.
51:30
know the funny thing is in training
51:32
carolyn tweaked her hamstring it happens
51:37
it happens ouch and i just whacked off
51:41
my elbow jesus that is fantastic
51:56
Some women were already injured going in,
51:58
i.e.
51:59
Ella Wilkinson,
52:00
and still competed for points.
52:02
Same could be said about the men,
52:04
but in their case, they were more unlucky.
52:06
Yeah.
52:08
You know what it comes down to, Scott?
52:10
It's sports.
52:19
Not enough thirdsy consumption on the male
52:21
side.
52:21
Great point, Joseph Ramirez.
52:24
So if you don't want to suffer an
52:26
Achilles tendon tear or a torn pec or
52:30
a pulled hamstring and hell,
52:32
probably most likely not get another
52:34
cramp, get a good night's sleep,
52:37
get some rest,
52:38
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52:40
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52:48
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52:51
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52:53
Easy day, folks.
52:56
Look,
52:57
Meredith says she tweaked her hamstring
52:58
and walked across her living room.
53:02
That sounds like me.
53:03
Climbed the stairs.
53:04
Damn.
53:05
Yeah.
53:06
I did air squats at my desk a
53:07
couple weeks ago,
53:08
and I thought somebody hit me in the
53:10
back with a two-by-four.
53:11
I ended up going to get treatment behind
53:14
it.
53:14
So, like, shit happens.
53:16
Meredith was playing pickleball.
53:17
Son of a bitch!
53:26
That is so good.
53:30
I don't know what Olive's got going on
53:31
here.
53:32
Yeah,
53:32
we just hit it at the same time.
53:33
Whacked from the beginning of the show to
53:35
the end.
53:36
It's amazing.
53:38
What can't this supplement do?
53:42
And it can be yours for the low,
53:44
low price of just eighty five percent of
53:47
retail.
53:47
Yeah,
53:48
whatever that it turns out to be in
53:49
your area.
53:50
Sorry.
53:52
You already put the disclaimer out.
53:53
It's probably not going to keep you from
53:57
pectin.
53:58
Probably.
53:59
Probably.
54:00
And it's probably not good with Achilles
54:02
tendons.
54:03
No.
54:05
But it is pretty damn good with cramps.
54:07
I was about to say, the cramp thing,
54:09
that's accurate.
54:10
That's absolutely accurate.
54:13
Yes, Ortega.
54:14
I most certainly am.
54:16
I most certainly am.
54:17
Started today, as a matter of fact.
54:20
I'm gonna go ahead and take a second
54:21
and plug my people while we have an
54:23
opportunity here imam co is doing a
54:26
calorie challenge for the entire month of
54:29
What are we in September?
54:32
Um, you can join up for,
54:35
I think it's for free.
54:36
I'm pretty sure that tags Brandon.
54:38
Exactly.
54:39
Um, go look it up.
54:40
It's on our, it's on his Instagram.
54:42
It's all over his Instagram email
54:43
companies, Instagram.
54:45
You can accumulate calories over the
54:46
course of the entire month.
54:48
Um,
54:48
log it into the app and then every
54:51
hundred calories gets you another entry
54:53
into the drawing.
54:55
And at the end of the thing,
54:56
whoever ends up winning is going to be
54:58
able to choose an erg of their choice.
55:02
So do I count the calories from breakfast,
55:04
lunch, and dinner?
55:05
Not that kind of calorie challenge.
55:08
Because I was like all in, dude.
55:10
Yeah.
55:12
Not that kind of calorie challenge.
55:13
So any calories accumulated on eco bike or
55:18
row erg, ski erg,
55:21
you can run and log your calories that
55:23
way.
55:24
Every mile is worth one hundred and twenty
55:25
five.
55:27
You can bike.
55:28
I don't remember with it like actually
55:29
like ride your bike.
55:31
Those miles are not the same as running
55:33
miles, but dude, it's fantastic.
55:37
They like giving stuff away and they are
55:39
going to give you away at the end
55:40
of the month.
55:41
Somebody is going to win a C two
55:43
erg of their choice,
55:45
whether that's a skier,
55:45
a biker or a row or maybe a
55:49
strength erg.
55:50
And if you're really feeling froggy,
55:51
I guess.
55:55
last thing before we go is I just
55:58
got a delivery upstairs and it is my
56:01
brand new drum set for those of you
56:06
who do not know Scott texted me one
56:10
day last week and said I think I'm
56:12
going to get a drum set and I
56:14
was like that is the most specific midlife
56:18
crisis I've ever heard of in my entire
56:20
life but you do you my brother so
56:25
oh wow so it's upstairs now i get
56:29
to assemble it and uh well you can
56:32
i mean i feel like all the lego
56:35
uh things that you put together you can
56:37
probably put together a drum set did you
56:40
touch my drum set that is oh my
56:44
gosh carolyn quoting step brothers
56:48
It's fantastic.
56:49
She got it before I did, too.
56:50
That's outstanding.
56:51
Did you touch my drum set?
56:52
I didn't touch your drum set.
56:55
Slap the bass, man.
56:59
Slap the bass, man.
57:02
Hey, it could be worse, y'all.
57:03
A drum set is not nearly as expensive
57:05
as a convertible.
57:06
So there's that.
57:11
So I currently have an electric guitar.
57:14
Two of them.
57:15
I know how to play.
57:18
I love music.
57:19
I love to be in it as we
57:22
talked about her singing last week and
57:24
doing it loud.
57:26
If you didn't see that real,
57:27
Scott's about to rock out and whack off.
57:35
So anyway, why are you so sweaty?
57:41
I was watching cops.
57:47
Cops didn't come on until four thirty.
57:52
So, yeah,
57:53
I I want to learn how to play
57:54
drums and I do think it's it is
57:57
kind of going to take over my Lego
57:59
addiction because now I just pay one price
58:03
and I don't have to get go to
58:05
the plastic crack dealer anymore.
58:08
And you can just whack away.
58:18
Good night.
58:20
You can just whack away on the drums
58:21
like it's good stress relief.
58:23
In the morning,
58:25
I can whack in the afternoon and I
58:26
can whack in the evening.
58:27
Whenever you honestly need to.
58:30
Let me ask you this.
58:31
I'm going to ask you something.
58:34
Does your wife own noise canceling earbuds
58:37
or headphones?
58:38
So these are electric drums.
58:41
Oh, yeah.
58:42
And I can actually plug headphones in and
58:45
then you can't hear them.
58:47
all right so all she's gonna hear is
58:51
yep just on beating on the pads all
58:53
right yep yep but i'm gonna set it
58:56
up right there so before the show get
59:03
a little whack in after the show get
59:05
a little whack in going down the basement
59:08
to give myself a whack i'll be back
59:10
later
59:16
You're singing like a combination of
59:18
Fergie and Jesus.
59:20
And Jesus.
59:24
That was my favorite game at the fair
59:28
and at the amusement park when I was
59:31
a kid.
59:31
I loved whack-a-mole.
59:34
That's what we've been talking about this
59:35
whole show, right?
59:36
Whack-a-mole?
59:37
Whack-a-mole, yeah, absolutely.
59:39
A hundred percent.
59:40
FYI, if you know what whack-a-mole is,
59:42
you're probably in the right demographic
59:43
for this show because we are generally a
59:45
master's athlete show.
59:51
I doubt that exists anymore.
59:54
Can you imagine the guy that invented
59:56
whack-a-mole?
59:57
Oh, yeah.
59:58
What can we do?
1:00:00
Hey, are those prairie dogs out there?
1:00:02
Yeah.
1:00:03
You know what I like to do?
1:00:05
Let me hit one of these mallets.
1:00:08
Yeah,
1:00:08
but what if you hit one and another
1:00:10
one just popped up?
1:00:11
Dude, I have an idea.
1:00:13
I have an idea.
1:00:17
What if for every one you hit up,
1:00:20
you hit in the head,
1:00:21
another one popped up?
1:00:22
And sometimes two will pop up.
1:00:26
What if you're not quick enough and you
1:00:27
miss?
1:00:28
Oh, I don't even know.
1:00:31
What if we assign points for each head
1:00:33
that you whack?
1:00:34
That's bad.
1:00:38
so much whacking going on wow all right
1:00:44
guys i gotta get back to work and
1:00:47
i my belly hurts too bad right now
1:00:49
plus i gotta go pull a drum set
1:00:51
off my porch i would definitely do that
1:00:54
i definitely do that an electric jump set
1:00:56
so gotta get everything set you gotta
1:00:58
figure out how you gonna how you want
1:00:59
it like where all the various things are
1:01:02
gonna be i like it
1:01:06
I'm thinking about videoing every once in
1:01:08
a while to show my progress.
1:01:11
Please do.
1:01:16
How bad I am.
1:01:18
Please do.
1:01:19
Ladies and gentlemen, Scott Switzer.
1:01:27
All right.
1:01:28
With that, everybody, you know what?
1:01:32
I'm going to get my drum set and
1:01:33
you know what I'm going to do?
1:01:34
I wouldn't wait to get to the editing
1:01:36
room to jazz me up.
1:01:38
I'm already jazzy.
1:01:49
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:01:50
saddle.
1:01:51
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:01:53
saddle.
1:01:53
Talking to reps,
1:01:54
real life strength in the battle.
1:01:57
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:01:59
we cover it all.
1:02:02
Midday motivation every time we press
1:02:04
call.
1:02:07
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:02:08
heat.
1:02:09
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
1:02:11
Half hour hustle, yeah,
1:02:12
we building that brand.
1:02:13
Grab a plate, shoot it.