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What I never did · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: I have I have to uh hang on.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: We got Jeez God Almighty work, will ya?
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Get it together.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna dry out today, which is good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we w uh yesterday, I I don't know if you experienced this at all.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: It was an all-day rain out yesterday at my house once I got home.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: This wasn't really quite gonna expect to be that much rain.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: We thought, oh no, this concert's gonna get rained out.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: But then if you looked at the weather here yesterday, it rained all day yesterday, and then Canadagwa, all sunshine, it ended up being the best weather.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: Totally different.
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  SPEAKER_00: But for today, it's gonna be awesome.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Russell Dickerson's tonight and tags.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Centertown social.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: Before that, I'll bet you they're gonna have the big doors open, those garage door things.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Airing the place out so you can come in.
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  SPEAKER_00: They've got tons of patio room over at Centertown Social.
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  SPEAKER_00: I pass Centertown every almost every single day of the week.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they always have the umbrellas up, the lights are strung over there.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the vibes right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so five to seven before you go to Russell Dickerson on this freaking perfect night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gonna be gorgeous for the show tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come over and have a drink because Scott and I will be pouring from five to seven.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, one last text that I have to read.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: This is just kind of wrapping up.
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  SPEAKER_01: This stems back to I've never played solitaire.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't even know how to play solitaire.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nobody's ever taught me, which is kind of ironic because it's solitaire.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like that would sound like it's more than one person.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know you're not an only child, but you didn't really grow up with your brothers being around.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: I would figure your parents would teach you that.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, uh, never, never once.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: It was just not a thing.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I come over to 0432.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: They said cornhole never played.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, my friend, not this much.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to worry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because here in the Twin Tiers, we love to make Cornhole a giant fundraiser pretending to be a draw for hundreds of people.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Cornhole drives me BS crazy.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's a backyard game that you play when you've had uh, I don't know, uh a family get together and you're just like, uh, you want to go play some cornhole?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: And yet we drill this thing in the twin tiers like it is the biggest draw.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: Come on out to the BFW, we're gonna raise money for whatever and play 10 boards of cornhole.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh shoot me in the head.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, if you really, really, really want to play cornhole, I was at a bar restaurant up on Seneca last uh last weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's called Boar's Nest.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: They have it's huge in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when you walk in, like the front is like restaurant, bar area.
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  SPEAKER_00: The back used to be a barn that they transferred into.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a stage back there, there's tables back there.
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  SPEAKER_00: They have cornhole.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: So you can go and play.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: You and I invented a game last football season, uh, which was a bit of a play off the lameness of cornhole.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember we did our uh bowling game, our football bowling?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: What the hell did we call that?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember because I was trying to tell somebody this story the other day, and I was like, I don't know.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: It was between cornhole bowling and football.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Bowling?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was cornhole.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: And we we came up with Cornfootball.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember the name of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: We came up with this and people loved it.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, remember when we played it at Oaks.
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  SPEAKER_01: We had the full 10 pins set up from a bowling alley.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Crystal Lanez.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh we were throwing a football at it, trying to get strikes and stuff, and people loved it.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm hoping to do it again this year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Far bet yeah, me too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Far better than uh cornhole.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: So you're really missing nothing.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, moving on now.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, also, John 317, there's only one reason that I can't wait till Monday is because of your text.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: So you said that you were planning on smoking the chocolate chip cookies.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: This dates back about three weeks.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so we have this listener who is the ultimate smoker.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's so good.
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  SPEAKER_01: The pictures he sends me every weekend.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Food not marps.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know what he's doing hanging over the grill.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: He might be like a dad from the 70s, where like, baggage they're almost done, let me put a little bit of ash on this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's not a smoker.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't know why this came up, but we were talking about smoking chocolate chip cookies.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: So he said he's gonna try it this weekend.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to hear what this turns out to be.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, thank you, Heather.
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  SPEAKER_01: We called it Falling.
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  SPEAKER_01: Football bowling.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: We can't remember the name of our own our own things, but our audience remembers Falling.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and we thank you for that.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Seriously.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: Pony Joe said, Did you guys pick the winner for that social hangout, this the afterwork social that we're gonna be at tonight?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Joe, are you with us this week?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, I say in the beginning of the show, I'm not into this fantasy gaming.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: He goes, if you're into fantasy gaming, you should check this out.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Joe, come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everyone listens at all different times.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, everyone barely listens, apparently, today, Pony Joe.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: We we picked corning phlebotomy.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Was it Guthrie?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, the hospital.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I couldn't remember.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, we chose the lot of bloodsuckers, if you will.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Hey! Oh, is that what it is?
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but don't worry, because if you put your office in, we're gonna be doing one next month and you're still good to go.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well we'll reopen for anybody else that didn't get in this time.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, you guys are all good.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: All right, in a minute, Allie's got what'd you do to him this time?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Honest to God, what'd you do to Zach this time?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love pranking Zach.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's my favorite thing.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Why tort?
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: This man is decent to you.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, decently he treats me like a queen.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Then why are you messing with him?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's funny and fun.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: You can't leave well enough alone, and I'm No, that's what makes our relationship thrive.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh so you say.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: So I pr I pranked him at the concert.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, tell me in a minute.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: I will.