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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 9th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 2: For a politically correct world. Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Hey, what's good, everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what up?
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  Speaker 3: Today is Wednesday. It is September the 9th, 2026. We
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  Speaker 3: are The Woody Show. Yeah. I'm Woody.
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  Speaker 2: That's Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace. What's up? Gina Grav.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Seabass is here.
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  Speaker 3: We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: On the job today. We got Morgan. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 2: We got Vaughn, our video producer, along with.
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  Speaker 3: Bort, Menjie.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of The Woody Show. You can call in 877-44-WOODY, which
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  Speaker 2: after the show becomes the After Hours voicemail. You can
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  Speaker 2: text us. Check in over to 22987. You can find
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  Speaker 2: us and follow us on all the social media platforms.
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  Speaker 2: Look for us there at The Woody Show. And, of course,
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  Speaker 2: good old-fashioned email, which is email at thewoodyshow.com.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so if you're going through your budget, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the government doesn't do this, but when you have a budget,
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  Speaker 2: you got to stay within that budget.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that like?
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  Speaker 2: So you can make things happen. People start looking at
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  Speaker 2: the different things that they're spending money on, the different subscriptions,
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  Speaker 2: premium subscriptions. And so people were asked, what premium subscription
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  Speaker 2: that you have do you think is actually worth the
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  Speaker 2: money in 2026? And so they asked all these different people.
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  Speaker 2: And these are the ones that came back the most often.
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  Speaker 2: The Costco executive membership, which I have.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the top tier?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the black one.
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  Speaker 2: So the executive cash back at 2% covers the membership
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  Speaker 2: fee outright.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So you basically get the membership for nothing.
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  Speaker 3: And you get tons of deals, right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, does that mean 2% cash back if
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  Speaker 4: you spend 50 times the membership?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Woody, didn't you get your solar for a
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  Speaker 3: better deal because of that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I got 2% back on the cost of
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  Speaker 2: the solar.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So that easily paid for the membership. We got a
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  Speaker 2: ton of money on that. But I'm saying whatever you spend. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you get two percent of that back. And
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  Speaker 2: so if you're already going to be going to Costco
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  Speaker 2: and buying all your stuff throughout the year, two percent
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  Speaker 2: of that is probably I forget what the executive membership is.
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  Speaker 3: How much is that?
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  Speaker 4: It is one hundred and thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: You can make one hundred and thirty bucks back.
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  Speaker 4: So times 20, which would be.
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  Speaker 3: $ 2, 600.
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  Speaker 2: How much do you get? If you get out of
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  Speaker 2: Target for no less than $ 100. What's the minimum you
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  Speaker 2: get out of Costco?
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  Speaker 8: $ 9 million.
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  Speaker 5: $ 200 a month.
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  Speaker 2: At the very least, you're going to get a mega discount.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely spending $ 200 a month at Costco. AMCA list
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  Speaker 2: made the list of what is a premium subscription that
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  Speaker 2: people think is still worth the cost. You know, four
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  Speaker 2: movies in any format per week is what you get.
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  Speaker 2: And you get it for $ 24. 99 a month.
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  Speaker 9: If you really do go to them, that's incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Someone was trying to sell me on that. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go to the movies twice a
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  Speaker 4: month and just spend hours and hours doing that.
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  Speaker 9: Sounds like an errand.
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  Speaker 5: It's not productive.
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  Speaker 2: Spotify Premium is the only one that actually saved me
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  Speaker 2: money since I stream like every day anyway. Everything else
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  Speaker 2: feels like a scam.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I read that.
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  Speaker 2: Audible, I never thought I'd get through an entire book again.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I do that.
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  Speaker 2: CVS has a premium membership.
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 3: How stupid.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 9: Is that just when they ask for your phone number?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they have that, but this one says it's a
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  Speaker 2: $ 5 fee, but they send you $ 10 in store.
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  Speaker 3: Cash every month.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And you get.
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  Speaker 2: A discount on their brand meds and supplements.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I joined it for the prescription stuff, and that
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  Speaker 9: was great.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, because if you are someone who has regular medication,
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  Speaker 11: it's so worth it just for that.
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  Speaker 3: And then plus they do give you $ 10 every month.
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  Speaker 11: And you're paying $ 5 for it, so you're already at like, no.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, your Medicaid, what's your pillbox look like?
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  Speaker 2: This one's Walmart Plus. This person says, Walmart Plus has
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  Speaker 2: been the best bang for our buck. We save so
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  Speaker 2: much money on delivery and shipping. And as someone living
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  Speaker 2: in rural areas, they are hands down the fastest way.
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  Speaker 3: To get anything.
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  Speaker 9: That makes sense for sure.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I've not heard of this one. Board game arena.
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  Speaker 8: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like something we'd never hear about.
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  Speaker 9: Like a library?
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  Speaker 2: It says if you're into the hobby, it's the best
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  Speaker 2: to get physical games going. But when you can't, BGA
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  Speaker 2: has thousands of the best strategy and other games at
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  Speaker 2: a great price.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, losers.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what about it?
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  Speaker 2: Because somebody said low-key, the New York Times games subscription
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  Speaker 2: has given me no reason.
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  Speaker 3: To ever drop it. I was going to say, I
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  Speaker 3: bet Gina has that.
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  Speaker 2: I get access to every New York Times crossword ever
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  Speaker 2: back to 1993, plus a bunch of other really fun
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  Speaker 2: games and puzzles. It's like $ 25 a year. That's insane.
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  Speaker 4: It's so worth it.
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  Speaker 9: I have it, and that's the only way.
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  Speaker 12: Reason my best friend who lives on the other side
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  Speaker 12: of the country knows we're alive because we send our
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  Speaker 12: score every day.
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  Speaker 2: If you like comics, Marvel Unlimited and DC Universe Infinite
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  Speaker 2: are incredible values.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: This one says, I understand this is not all popular
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  Speaker 2: given the recent increase, but YouTube Premium gets the most
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  Speaker 2: use for me. I did sign up for that because
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  Speaker 2: I was so annoyed. by the the ads that would
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  Speaker 2: pop up right in the middle of whatever you're watching
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  Speaker 2: yeah no no real multiple times yeah i know our
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  Speaker 2: podcast is kind of the same way it's goofy with
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  Speaker 2: uh like all of a sudden like an ad will
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  Speaker 2: pop up right in the middle of one of our conversations.
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  Speaker 3: But you can fast forward through them right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you can but like on uh like right in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of watching something on youtube it's super annoying
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  Speaker 2: so i still don't have premium so i signed up
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  Speaker 2: for premium is that like nine bucks a month i
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  Speaker 2: forget but then um I got sent something. It's one
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  Speaker 2: of the other things that we have a membership for.
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  Speaker 2: So it includes YouTube premium. Oh, so now it's all
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  Speaker 2: wrapped in.
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  Speaker 12: Was it like one of your credit cards or something?
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  Speaker 3: Something. Probably American Express.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I think we talked about that.
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  Speaker 3: This one says PBS. Seriously, support PBS.
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  Speaker 13: No, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I think I pay less than $ 20 per year. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: but documentaries and educational shows.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Oh, thank you. So, yeah, what do
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  Speaker 3: you think? We're already paying for it. Oh, damn, Sigburn.
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  Speaker 2: What premium subscription do you think is still worth the cost?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and I'll say, you know what, you guys?
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  Speaker 14: Hallmark Plus is only like $ 8 a month.
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  Speaker 3: It's so expensive. No commercials.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the story about the woman, like a
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  Speaker 2: meteor hit her house?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is crazy. I got a clip of the
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  Speaker 3: woman on the news, too, but kind of lucky. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You saw it, right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was looking at it earlier.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, she was in Texas, and this was on Saturday,
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  Speaker 12: and apparently a meteorite crashed through her ceiling, ricocheted around
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  Speaker 12: like a bouncy ball, and then it landed next to
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  Speaker 12: her TV.
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  Speaker 2: She sounded like her grandson or something out to go
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  Speaker 2: check it out.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what the hell is that? We heard a.
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  Speaker 13: Big boom, so I told my grandson to go see
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  Speaker 13: what it was. He come back and said, you have
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  Speaker 13: a hole in the ceiling. First thing I was mad.
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  Speaker 13: I'm like, what didn't come through the ceiling? But then
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  Speaker 13: when I saw the hole, then I saw the piece
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  Speaker 13: on the hole in the floor and this, and then
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  Speaker 13: I saw the rock. And I'm like, oh no. I said,
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  Speaker 13: that looks like a media piece. And they said they
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  Speaker 13: had reports that a meteor.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so your first thought would be meteor?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: How many times has a meteor hit your house that
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  Speaker 2: you would just have this on-the-spot recognition?
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  Speaker 3: Like it was smoking, maybe.
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  Speaker 9: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what?
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  Speaker 3: Like a meteor piece.
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  Speaker 13: And they said they had reports that a meteor was
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  Speaker 13: over North Florida, Houston, and exploded and had pieces went
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  Speaker 13: out everywhere.
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  Speaker 8: So.
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  Speaker 13: So they said, this probably is a meteor. And I'm
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  Speaker 13: definitely going to keep it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You should sell it.
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  Speaker 5: She was paying attention to the news. So that's why
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  Speaker 5: it was top of mind.
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  Speaker 2: But I thought it was after the fact. Because the
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  Speaker 2: news wouldn't cover it before it hit her house.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, there's things that you see all the time. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like this meteor is, like, spent all day flying
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  Speaker 2: around the Houston area.
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  Speaker 6: True.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it just kind of shoots through. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: goes to this woman's house. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I've heard about people getting, like... You know,
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  Speaker 2: things that fall off of airplanes.
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  Speaker 3: Like chunks of ice and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Or chunks of ice or something like that.
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  Speaker 9: Or sewage from planes.
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  Speaker 3: But this is kind of rip-worthy because your insurance would
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  Speaker 3: probably cover the repairs, right? And then you can sell
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  Speaker 3: those things for stupid money. How much is a meteor?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, do our insurance claims they cover meteors?
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  Speaker 3: I would hope so.
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  Speaker 4: I should look at mine.
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  Speaker 3: You would think. I would think so.
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  Speaker 2: For what insurance doesn't cover.
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  Speaker 4: Act of God.
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  Speaker 3: Is that an act of God?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right, because who are you going to blame? Who's the
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  Speaker 2: insurance company? The insurance company needs somebody to go after.
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  Speaker 9: Well, who's the insurance company that has those commercials with J.K.
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  Speaker 3: Simmons?
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  Speaker 9: It's like, if you did a deer.
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  Speaker 3: We are farmers.
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  Speaker 9: We've covered it, so I don't know if meteors, they're
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  Speaker 9: the one to go to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's true.
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  Speaker 9: Like anything insane, they've covered it.
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  Speaker 3: Like if a moose crashes through your window.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They'll cover it. Yeah, well, there's insurance where... There's a flood.
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  Speaker 2: Or, hey, you know, they say like, oh, we won't
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  Speaker 2: cover your house if an earthquake hits. But if there's
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  Speaker 2: a fire that starts because of the damage from the
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  Speaker 2: earthquake that burned your house down, your house is covered
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  Speaker 2: because of the fire.
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  Speaker 9: Got it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? It is weird. Meteors.
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  Speaker 4: They love loopholes.
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  Speaker 5: Surprisingly affordable. You can get them for like 20 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Meteor insurance. I thought they were stupid. We are out here. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass is a psycho.
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  Speaker 8: Your mom's box.
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  Speaker 3: Who is getting the Woody show?
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  Speaker 2: All right, so now you got me thinking about all
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  Speaker 2: these things that you're not supposed to use Drano on
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  Speaker 2: your pipes.
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  Speaker 3: You know, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But we do anyway. Like, not supposed to eat raw
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  Speaker 2: cookie dough.
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  Speaker 3: Do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. All day.
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  Speaker 3: Not supposed to pop pimples.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We do that. We do that all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not supposed to flush tampons, and you had
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  Speaker 4: a problem with that.
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  Speaker 3: Once, and it was like a very old house. That's
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  Speaker 3: still a problem.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 14: Every so often, but for the most part, it'll be fine.
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  Speaker 10: Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Or you throw it in the trash, it never happens.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a problem I have to deal with.
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  Speaker 14: Who cares?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now it's got me thinking about all these things
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  Speaker 2: that you're not supposed to do, but you do. I
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  Speaker 2: just saw a thing, they were asking auto mechanics, and
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  Speaker 2: they were saying, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a bad idea to top off at the
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  Speaker 2: gas pump?
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And all of them said yes.
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  Speaker 3: Really? That you shouldn't? Shouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Like the minute it clicks, just put it back.
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  Speaker 9: Be done with it.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's something in there that's built into, I forget
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  Speaker 2: what it's called. It's some kind of like, not overflow or,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: I forget.
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  Speaker 2: They all had the same basic answer about how you're
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  Speaker 2: going to mess that up and then that's going to
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  Speaker 2: be an expensive repair.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Like, dude, I've been. It's the phalange.
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  Speaker 2: I have that weird thing about it's got to be
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  Speaker 2: the closest quarter or whole dollar.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're normal.
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  Speaker 2: 25, 50, 75, whole dollar.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Like, I will spill gas. Maybe not today. At
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  Speaker 3: these prices.
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  Speaker 2: Not at these prices.
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  Speaker 3: It's liquid gold.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, like spill gas on the ground before
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  Speaker 2: I allow.
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  Speaker 3: It not to be to the closest 25 cents. Like
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  Speaker 3: some psychopath. Grease down the drain. Oh, never.
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  Speaker 4: In apartments where that's happened, it's a nightmare because it
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  Speaker 4: does coagulate and clog.
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  Speaker 9: You know what they say to do?
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  Speaker 12: Put a piece of tinfoil over your drain and pour
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  Speaker 12: it in. Let it solidify and then throw it away.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can also pour it into a jar.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, we do that.
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  Speaker 3: Some sort of receptacle.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I always thought, you know what would be
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  Speaker 2: a good idea? would be to, and I don't do
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  Speaker 2: this because I don't put the grease down the drain.
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  Speaker 2: But what I will do is I will pour it into,
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  Speaker 2: like if you have like an old jar of some
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  Speaker 2: kind because my parents always had one.
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  Speaker 3: Underneath the sink.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Like a grease jar? Yeah, it was a grease jar.
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  Speaker 14: And then what do you do with it?
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  Speaker 2: You wait for it to fill up and then you
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  Speaker 2: just throw the whole thing away.
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  Speaker 12: Greg, remember we had, you came to my house and
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  Speaker 12: we had one and you smelled it because you thought
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  Speaker 12: it was a candle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: This is a weird candle.
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  Speaker 12: A wickless disgusting candle.
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  Speaker 5: I do have a question going back to the gas
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  Speaker 5: real quick. They say not to fill gas while your
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  Speaker 5: car is running, but Race cars do it all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's like using your cell phone in airplane mode.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it.
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  Speaker 9: It just doesn't seem like a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: You would think that gas stations would be going up
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  Speaker 2: in flames left and right.
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  Speaker 3: All the time.
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  Speaker 9: And they say don't use your phone while you're pumping gas.
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  Speaker 12: Am I going to get electrocuted?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently, if you top off your gas tank, it's just
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  Speaker 4: going on the ground, basically. You've got an overflow protector there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's something that runs back into something.
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  Speaker 4: There's a charcoal filter, too.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's designed for accidents, essentially.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you will mess that up, and I
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  Speaker 2: guess if that gets messed up, that's a really expensive repair.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: It's designed to catch the excess, and if you keep
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: overflowing it, you're just wasting it.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to use bar soap on your face.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to use it to wash your hair.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I just read somewhere recently you're supposed to just lather
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: up With the bar soap all over your hands and
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: then use your hands on your body, you're not supposed
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: to put this bar soap directly on your body and rub.
• 13:53
  Speaker 9: Here's what I don't understand about that.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: I've been doing that my whole life.
• 13:56
  Speaker 9: I don't think I've ever used a bar of soap
• 13:58
  Speaker 9: in the shower. Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 12: But if it's antibacterial soap, how would bacteria survive on
• 14:03
  Speaker 12: a bar of soap?
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 14:05
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: But is that the reason you're not supposed to rub it?
• 14:06
  Speaker 9: That's what I thought it was.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Or is it because, like, your.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Body, like, just rubbing on your body like that wouldn't
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: create enough lather? I guess activating the lather might be
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: some help.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Irish spring creates plenty of lather. What about your tooth?
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: If I'm going to use bar soap, I will go
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Irish spring for sure.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Apparently it's because it's too harsh.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: That does seem.
• 14:24
  Speaker 9: Very, like, a dude thing to use, like, a bar
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: of soap.
• 14:27
  Speaker 15: I mean, I.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Well, you use that lava soap, right? It's just basically, like, sandpaper.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: And shower gel doesn't lather.
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: It sucks.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: You have to use a mitt. I hate it.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: It does if you put it on a washcloth.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: But I'm not 90. Washcloths are so Depression era.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But you are gay, so use a poof. I won't
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: use a poof because I think it's gay.
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: Don't you want a mitt to exfoliate?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: I hate the poof.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Because you said they're too scratchy.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: They scratch.
• 14:53
  Speaker 12: Well, and they also breed bacteria.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they suck. Yeah, the washcloth, man, like.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: It's a Dove men's liquid soap And I think it's
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: men just because of the scent Because no chick would
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: be caught dead with this scent Is it like pine?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: No, it's just not floral. Oh, okay.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something called fresh or whatever. And it comes
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: out blue in color. So it's fun.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for men.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: It's masculine. So a couple pumps of that, Greg, on
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: just a washcloth. And then I just kind of like
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: ball it up a little bit. And that thing is
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: like just full on crazy amount of lather to where
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like maybe I used too much.
• 15:33
  Speaker 14: Is this weird? The soap I use right now, it's
• 15:35
  Speaker 14: a bar soap, but the outside it's covered in sheep wool.
• 15:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, I've done that before.
• 15:40
  Speaker 14: You actually are supposed to use it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: I got one of those at the farmer's market.
• 15:44
  Speaker 14: I think when the soap's done, then you just toss it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: Did you mean more than one time?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: No, I mean when the soap whittles down to nothing.
• 15:52
  Speaker 14: I'll just toss it. Then it's just going to be sheep.
• 15:55
  Speaker 14: But it's weird when I'm in the shower and I'm
• 15:56
  Speaker 14: rubbing the sheep all over me.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: That sounds kind of cool.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: It smells good.
• 16:02
  Speaker 14: It's from New Zealand.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: The covering or whatever, the sheep whatever.
• 16:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's just like fuzzy hair.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: So it's basically a washcloth or a poof that you
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: don't clean?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Does it dry?
• 16:14
  Speaker 14: I dry it, like I put it off to the side.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, but if you're like, do you like rub
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: it on your box and stuff? No, no, no.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: In your butt?
• 16:21
  Speaker 14: No, you're not supposed to go that deep with things anyway. Well,
• 16:24
  Speaker 14: then how do.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: You, how do you clean in your, like the inside of.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Your ass crack?
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: Your nooks and crannies.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you clean their nooks and crannies?
• 16:32
  Speaker 14: With just water. Well, for my lady, just water.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 14: You don't get soap in there.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: You don't use, not in it, but I mean.
• 16:41
  Speaker 14: Your butt, you'll use soap.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: So then how do you get in there?
• 16:44
  Speaker 14: But I'm not going inside with anything.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: But how do you get in your ass crack? I'm like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: should you spread it on the back? What about the crack?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: You take one.
• 16:51
  Speaker 14: I mean, how do we all do it? Don't we
• 16:52
  Speaker 14: spread our.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I think the question is. No, but I'm not rubbed.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Like in other words, I'm not going to, like this
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: thing is a bar, right?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not.
• 16:57
  Speaker 14: I don't use that on my butt.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: That's the question. Okay, sorry.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: That was the question.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have like butt soap? I have body wash.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: So that's what I use. Gather some of the lather
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: from the other part and then just use it. Put
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: your hand in, you know.
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: Like you make those beards in the hot tub.
• 17:12
  Speaker 14: But no, the bar of soap.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Do you wash your do you wash your ass with
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: your bare hand, Greg? Uh, no, I do the bar
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: of soap on the whole body. Use the same bar everywhere.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: So you put the bar between your cheeks?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, sure.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: You do?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 9: It washes off.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I don't care. It's erosion on the bar.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: But is it just your soap or do you and
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: Mario share soap?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No, it's the one soap in the shower. Oh, wow.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think he cares.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: See, I'm surprised that Mario uses bar soap. He seems
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: too fancy for that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: He likes Irish Spring.
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: That is shocking.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: That is kind of shocking, right? The guy who buys
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: like a $ 500 face cream. Yeah, that's pretty basic. Ah, no.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back, everybody.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: We've got the phones open, 877-44-WOODY.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You can text us over to 22987.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: What does today's take?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Puppy Day or National Puppy Day? National Puppy Day. That's
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: what the dog is.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: It is National Puppy Day.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Love it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, you da baby.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just little sweeties. Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: What was, uh.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I have, by the way, I have not heard all
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the details about this.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Ah, yes. Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Hold on, Seabass.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I was the one who was part of all of it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I can tip the story.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 18:24
  Speaker 16: Hold on.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Let's let... Because, you know, you have your narrative, Seabass.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Because Menace told me he had a story to share. Well,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Sammy witnessed it as well. I did. Oh, you witnessed
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: this too? I did it for them intentionally.
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: I was so happy I got to witness this.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Somebody was all giddy because somebody brought a dog into
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: the building and... Seabass was all excited because he wanted
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: to narc these people out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: You recall a couple months ago, I found somebody sneaking
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: what I thought was sneaking their dog in, not to
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: one of our office floors, but to one of the
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: other floors in the building. They're using the freight elevator
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: in the back. And I said, oh, these sneaks.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Because we have.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: An email from our person in charge of our building
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: manager stating that the building.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: And our office itself both have no dog policies whatsoever.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Except for actual registered service.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Well, that's kind of interesting because you called the building
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: on speakerphone in front of.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Sammy and I.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes. About this person? About this person. This
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: is new. This just happened.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, hey, I got the office
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: number downstairs, not to the radio station, but the building.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: The actual building who owns the building.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, I was just coming up and there's
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: a dog in the freight elevator and I've got these
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: really bad allergies.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: But you don't. Fake coffee.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: But you don't.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: First off, I do have small dog eyes. By the way,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: your thing on that is.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: That the same as the people who are offended on
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: behalf of other people?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Like, let's just say, like.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: On behalf of the gay community, I'm offended by, are
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: you gay? No, I'm not gay, but on behalf of.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: It's not the same thing, but I am going to lie.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Because my main problem with dogs is they create mess
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: and noise.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so hold on. Let me hear the rest of
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: the story first. So this person brings the dog in.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: He's on the phone with the building management. To the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: people that own the building. To the receptionist.
• 20:19
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: And?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: And he goes, yeah, to make them aware of their
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: policy that there's no dogs allowed in the building.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And she replies with, oh, we don't have.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: A policy of no dogs in the building.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: She said it's okay if they take the freight elevator.
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she said dogs are allowed in the building. They
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: just have to take the freight elevator.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: To which I said, well, why would that be? And
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: she didn't really know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: No, she said because if.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: To be like less distracting coming into the building.
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: And for the sea basses of the world. So she said,
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: you know, so I suggest, you know, you can take
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: the main lobby elevator.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: To which I replied, I use the freight elevator often
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: because I'm often bringing in large items, which is actually true.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I'm bringing in big stuff in here a lot of times,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: picking up stuff, deliveries and things of that nature. And
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: to which, and I said, you know, I'm really allergic,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: which again- What's.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: The what's the last large thing that you brought up
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: that wouldn't have fit in the regular elevator Anything we
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: get via like instacart or whatever a door dash. They
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: can't fit up the regular That's typically where the deliveries
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: happen I do bring large things about you know other stuff.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: They don't want okay, but she said there is no
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: policy I So that you can't have dogs in the building.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: So now she, that's, this is, this is all true.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: This happened.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: However, I have a feeling that we have an instance
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: of a little miss know nothing. Who's the receptionist. Who
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: works for the actual building. Doesn't know, but does she
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: handle the leases?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: The person that emailed you does not work for the
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: people that own the building.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: But he talks to the people that own the building.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: She's the receptionist. She doesn't sign the leases. She doesn't
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: sign the contracts.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Do you think perhaps the policy has changed since that
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: original email? Because things change all the time.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: That's possible.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: This building is three quarters of the way empty.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They may have.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure.
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Relax now. By the way.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: What they used to care about a lot. Maybe not
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: so much now.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: That's a great point to a separate issue about me
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: leaving my cars here over the weekend. But regardless, we're
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: on the dogs. That bolsters my other point about this
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: crap building. So, yeah. So I think that's possible, Woody.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: They may have changed it in order to try to
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: like lure in business.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Which case, we'll see. I'll talk. I couldn't find any
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: copies of our leases.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Online, which isn't surprising. So you got served.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I got served by someone who I don't
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: think knows the policy.
• 22:44
  Speaker 15: Hold on.
• 22:44
  Speaker 11: Can I tell my favorite part of what happened in
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: the whole story? Is at the end, and he's doing
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: his fake coughing, and he's like.
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm just really, I'm very allergic
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: to dogs.
• 22:55
  Speaker 14: And she goes.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Take Benadryl? Yeah! Now, back to the Woody show. Today
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: is National Puppy Day.
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: Puppy Day.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Shout out to puppies.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: National Puppy Day.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Don't.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've noticed... I've noticed not that my dog was
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: ever like a super big ball of energy. But I've
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: noticed she started acting more like an older dog.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I know. Yeah. Because she's what? Seven?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Eight?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Seven?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Eight.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: She can be eight.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: Eight?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: Like, not as, like, tail waggy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: No, it's just like, you see the look of her face.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, just her overall just kind of general.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Like, she's fine.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Like, she's still got as much energy, I think, as
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: she's ever had.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: It's just that she shows it differently. And what do
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: they call it?
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: Like, sugar muzzle or whatever?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Well, she's already white.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: My dog's getting so gray. Yeah. It starts right around
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: the mouth, but then it's kind of spread to the eyes.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: And now it's kind of like the body is getting gray.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I told you it bummed my wife out because she
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: brought her to the vet just for the regular stuff.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: And they said, well, she's now a senior lady. And man,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: that bummed my wife out. But I just thought, oh,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: who's the little senior lady?
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Geriatric?
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just kiss her.
• 24:08
  Speaker 15: Sweetie.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I always think of that saying, the price of love
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: is grief. And that is so true with dogs. We
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: go in this cycle of we know we're not going
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: to have them forever.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: And my wife keeps pushing, like, we should get another one. Like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: have a second to keep her young. But I said, no,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: this is going to be my one and only dog.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want another one after her. I considered another dog,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: but what if that's the dog that chews the couch
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: up or poops in the house? My current dog is horrible.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: absolutely perfect.
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: We had it going on with our son. He was great.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Slept through the night immediately.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: You rolled the dice.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I said, well, the second one, what if it doesn't
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: sleep through the night? And then she's been the one
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: who's been like hell on wheels, you know?
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: She is feisty.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: She's great and I love her. She's a character.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Man, two on one is better than one on one.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: You know, certainly better than being outnumbered by kids.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't, I don't think I'm open to
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: another dog after her.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: This is the one and only. I do. You do
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: say that now, but I see how you feel.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I did that early. I had a dog that was
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: a year old, and then I got a second dog.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: So now they're 10 and 9, and the younger one
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: still acts like a puppy.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It's insane. I thought she would calm down a little bit,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: but no. She's like a smother. See, Greg's forever dog.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Rex.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes. whose name is tattooed on my arm.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when Rex died, I was pretty sure that Greg
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: wouldn't get another dog, and then he did.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I know, and I resented her. And now you have Callie.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I resented Callie the first week or two because I
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: kept comparing her to Rex. Yeah. And when we got Callie,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: she was technically a puppy. Ten months, that's still a puppy, right?
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: So she would chew the remote control, chew my glasses,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: scratch at the door, and I thought, oh my God,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: what have we done? And now she is like Rex 2.0.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: She's Perfect.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: But do you love her as much as Rex?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: As much as I love Rex? I would say there's
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: no way that's.
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: You love your dog.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. I love Callie. No, he loves her.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: He does. I think I've probably crossed over to loving
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Callie slightly more if I had to quantify. Are you
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: saying that because she's listening right now?
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Afraid that she'll attack you.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: No, because she's actually easier than Rex was. Really? He
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: was kind of dog aggressive. So when you took him
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: on a walk, And if a dog was even across
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: the street, he would borderline pull you to it. And
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: he did not like other dogs. I'm shocked to hear that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: And Callie couldn't care less about other dogs.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: I'm glad.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you because that's great.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I love Callie.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: What kind of dog was wrecked?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Pit bull.
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Both pits.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: And they're so, I mean, Callie.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Another baby killer.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Baby killer.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Well, Gina's a Met, Callie.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm still scarred.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: You are petrified.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Literally and figuratively scarred.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do have some other show-related dog news.
• 26:58
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, yeah. So I was one of those people
• 27:01
  Speaker 12: that I'm never doing this again.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 27:03
  Speaker 14: My heart is closed to this.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: But after many years and a lot of thought and
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: a lot of research, we're getting a puppy!
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Yay!
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Actually, hold on. I was going to give you half
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: of one. That's enough. It's kind of a dog. Is
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: it a girly one? Yes, Greg.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: It is the ultimate girly dog. Show Greg what it
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: looks like when it's a full-grown adult.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: What kind of dog is it?
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Let's be quiet so we can get Greg's natural reaction.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Because I know what it's.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Going to be.
• 27:29
  Speaker 16: See?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: That's not a dog.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Let me explain myself.
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: Let me explain.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Show Morgan. On a scale of 1 to 10.
• 27:37
  Speaker 14: You really want your son to be gay, huh?
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: On a scale of 1 to 10.
• 27:42
  Speaker 14: Oh, for the dog. I mean, it's cute. I do
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: like dogs, but three.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: It's hardly a dog.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Let me explain how I found this dog.
• 27:51
  Speaker 14: And it's probably going to yap all day long.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: No, no, they don't. They're not barkers.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: You know, when you watch the dog show on TV,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: the one that wins is always the lame, ugly, tiny.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: It's never like a Doberman.
• 28:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, let me explain. I am deathly allergic to dogs
• 28:06
  Speaker 12: for real.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: What's the breed so people can look it up?
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: After much research.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: What's the breed?
• 28:10
  Speaker 14: You sound embarrassed to say it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: I am. After much research, I found these are the
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: most hypoallergenic dogs.
• 28:15
  Speaker 15: What's the breed?
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: It's called a Coton de Tullière.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 28:21
  Speaker 14: You got to say that when people ask what kind
• 28:23
  Speaker 14: of dog it is.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: They're cotton. Cotton dog. They're the cotton dogs of Tullière.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: They're Madagascar.
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: They're from Madagascar.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Is it spelled like cotton? How do you spell it?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: One T.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: C-O-T-O-N.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: C-O-T-O-N. Coton de Tullière. How the hell do you spell that?
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: Of Tullier. D-E-T-U-L-E-A-R.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, so if you want to look it up.
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: But just to win you over, first Google Coton de
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: Tullier puppy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, but all puppies. No, there's puppies. Yes, it's like kittens.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: But this puppy is way cuter than all other puppies.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Full grown cats? Man, they're boring. Yeah, it's going to
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: be true.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Puppies, cute.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: It's for me.
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: This dog's never going to touch the ground. This is
• 28:58
  Speaker 12: going to be my whole personality. I'm going to be
• 28:59
  Speaker 12: totally insufferable. I'm making a calendar.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I support this. Even pugs as puppies are cute.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: Pugs are the most disgusting dog.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: But then when they grow up, ugh. Okay, so... Oh,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: this is such a girly dog.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: It's so cute. I can't believe I'm doing this.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Would your husband take this dog on a walk by himself? No. Okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I hope not.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: And you got to know that this is a dog
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: that your son's never going to be able to be
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: proud of.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: He's not going to claim this dog.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: If you had a daughter, it would be different. Like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: oh my God.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: He would love it. He'd be super proud of it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: But this is, you are setting yourself up to, like,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: you want your stepson to have A dog.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: A tough high school.
• 29:33
  Speaker 15: A dog.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: All right, a dog. But you're giving him a dog
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: that he cannot be proud of. Okay, as a puppy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: I think he's going to be stoked.
• 29:41
  Speaker 12: But yes, when it goes up to look like what
• 29:42
  Speaker 12: it looks like, it'll be like, this is my stepmom's dog.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: And you know how long the puppy phase is going
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: to last? Six months tops. But it's so cute.
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: And all the girls are going to love it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: And that's why he's going to get all the chicks.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Because they're going to think he's safe because he's gay. Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: Well, that can work.
• 29:56
  Speaker 14: That's one way in.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: You can cut the hair, right?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yes. I'm surprised Seabass.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Hasn't run in here for the hyperallergenic thing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 12: No, he'll understand this. It's because the protein in their
• 30:08
  Speaker 12: saliva that's less than other dogs.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Well, since it is National Puppy Day, we do have
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: a game that Menace came up with that we're going
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: to play next.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: And we'll tell you what it is next. It's just
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: a little fun. It's dumb. It's National Puppy Day. You
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? It's adorable.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: You know, we've had Guess That Gas. How about Guess
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: That Bark?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Guess That Bark. We will explain next on the Woody
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Show Hangout.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Back in a bit. The Woody Show. All right, so
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I told you, man, it's got a game. Yes. National
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Puppy Day.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: And the game, Guess That Bark. Guess That Bark. Guess
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: That Bark. And you have to guess, is it a
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: pit bull or a shih tzu?
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: All right. So do we want to play just in
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: the room here? Okay.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I have a bunch of clips here, and
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: all you guys got to do is guess, is it
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: a pit bull or a shih tzu?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yes. Here's clip number one.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: All right, clip number one, Guess That Bark.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: All right. I'm going to go out on a limb.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: No way to know.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: And I'm going to.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Say it's a shih tzu. Oh, really? No. I'm going
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: pit bull on that one. You are correct.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Look at that. All right. So it's the first person
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: to ring in?
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Now we get it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Now we know. You know what? That was a practice round.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody back to zero points.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: All right. Now, again, you don't want to just jump
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: the gun. Think real hard.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Gina.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Gina.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Gina. A pit bull? Gina, you are correct. It is
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: a pit bull.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: All right, all right. I hate to lose. Okay. Okay, guys.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Guess that bark. Is it a pit bull or a
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: shih tzu?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Pit bull? Yeah, that'd be a pit bull. Pit bull.
• 32:03
  Speaker 15: Greg. Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I'm on the board.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: So we're tied.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want to lose. All right. Man, see... I
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: was trying to give everybody a chance. Yeah, you should.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Because I was so quick on that first one. I
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: took a risk really good at this game. Okay. Guess
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: that bark. Is it a pit bull or a shih tzu?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Sammy. Go ahead.
• 32:25
  Speaker 11: I don't know if this is one that's going to
• 32:28
  Speaker 11: trick us.
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Pit bull? It would be a pit bull, Sammy.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: A pit bull.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: She got it. Dammit. Three-way tie? All right. This is it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Last clip. Try to win.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Is it a pit bull or is it a shih tzu?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even in there. I was just enjoying the game.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Gina.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 32:50
  Speaker 13: Shih tzu.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: No. Woody. Yeah, Woody. Pit bull. Pit bull. Yes.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: Damn it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: That one I really wasn't sure.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Good game.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, uh, So here's a little thing about hypoallergenic dogs, right?
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: This is from a pediatric allergist. It says, it's amusing
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: to me how many parents have been conditioned, guilted, into
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: including three little words and they tell me they have
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: a dog.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: But it's hypoallergenic.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: It's similar to when I ask parents if anyone smokes
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: cigarettes at home. Yes, but always outside.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: And light cigarettes.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I'd like to set the record straight right now. No
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: parent should ever feel guilty about having a dog. You
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: are all hereby absolved. of any future need to state
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: it's just hypoallergenic, but it's a myth. About two thirds
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: of homes in the United States have at least one
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: pet and almost most of these have dogs. In addition
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: to 10 to 20% of all children and adults across
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: the world are allergic to dogs. That means there are
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that live with the very animal
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: that causes them the misery. Allergy symptoms include itching of
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the nose, eye, sneezing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Dog
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: dander is what causes symptoms of the allergy. It's not
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: the length, the style, the type, or shedding of the fur.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Dander comes from saliva, skin cells, and urine. So unless
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: your dog has no mouth, no skin, or doesn't pee,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: it will release dander into the air. Right.
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: And so apparently the allergen is called CANF1, and then
• 34:17
  Speaker 12: there's CANF2, CANF3, and CANF6. And some dogs don't have
• 34:22
  Speaker 12: as much of those proteins. Because if a dog licks me,
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: I just get a rash, usually, wherever they licked me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 12: I'm like, Itches, but apparently some have less than others.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: It's not the, I think what the allergist is saying here,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: it's not, it's not really even guilting. It's just, that's
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: a sales technique.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: To use on people who don't do the research.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Yep, they said hypoallergenic dogs are a magical fantasy created
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: by breeders and marketers to, wait for it, sell more dogs.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Right, so yeah, your dog may have produced more fur,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: which has more saliva, which gets on your skin, and
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: it may be more or less.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: It's a loophole.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Now, the one thing I do like the idea of
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: are the ones that have the hair and not the
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: fur because, like, the shedding with dogs.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, your dog sheds like crazy, right? Yeah, she sheds.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Not as, see, and she's got longer hair, which I
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: don't mind as much as those dogs who have, like
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: your dog's menace have the really tiny short.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Tiny, tiny ones, yeah. Man, those things are like cactus.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: A little tiny.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Man, you'll catch one of those. Oh, my God.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: Like porcupine.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: You thought you were just stabbed.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: True.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: And those little hairs, I think, are harder to clean
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: up than the longer ones.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Well, just get.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: A Black Shore hair dog and you'll barely ever see.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: The hair anywhere. Yeah, still feel it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Like, you think I'm going to remember to bring a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: canvas bag to go to the store?
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: No, I don't think you're going to remember.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: It's a bloody show.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: All right, so this is a question for... Not just
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: everybody in the room, but if you're listening right now.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Everybody in the world.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: We want to get your response. To Greg's question, was
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: it an overreaction?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Right. Yes. Well, you don't know that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: So listen to Greg's story here and then vote.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. And don't prejudge me. Let's hear Greg out first.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Let's hear all the stuff. I'll hear him out. Will ya? Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: So we'll hear Greg out. This is the way it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: going to work. Everybody reserve comment.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Please. If you have questions, that's one thing. There you go.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I'm pretending not to know Greg.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: If you have questions, ask questions. Then we'll let everybody
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: vote on the text, and then we'll come back with
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: our take and then the listeners' consensus.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right. And I'm going to text everybody in
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: this room in just a moment to give you visual feedback.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: proof of what i'm talking about and this is going
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: to come with a few prefaces i would preface it
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: with saw something and said something because that's what they
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: say if you see something say something imagine those cases
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: with all these red flags you hear about whatever a
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: shooter and then everybody in retrospect says oh my god
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: they actually talked about it they actually had a gun
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: they actually and then you kick yourself because you thought
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: i should have said something so In case something ever
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: came of this.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Can you send the picture so we can post it online?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I wanted to say this.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think the audience needs to see.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Send me the picture. Okay, that's your judgment. I will
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: send you the picture in one second because I have
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: this in a group text. So what I did was
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I saw this and I made an official report with
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: the Department of of Homeland Security. Whoa. Like, we're not
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: talking like grocery store drama. We're talking what I thought
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: maybe could be federal drama. Yeah. I conferred with a
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: couple people beforehand and said, is this an overreaction if
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I report it? And they said, no, you should absolutely
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: report that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Again, questions only.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Right. Then, here in the studio, I only told one
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: person about it and showed it to Gina. She nearly
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: fell off her chair and said, no, you did the
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: right thing. So here comes the photo. This is what
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I saw. For all I know, It was a misunderstanding.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe this means something else. Maybe it's supposed to be funny.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: But it was an SUV in my neighborhood with a
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: massive sticker on the windshield that says Taliban. Massive. Okay.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Is that not weird to anybody?
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: From covering the windshield from one side to the other, correct?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: A massive, massive decal. It says Taliban.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Taliban.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Did you get the photo? Yeah, I'm going to post it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take the license plate out.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: Now, question. Is this somebody that lives near you?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Do you know? I don't know if it was temporary
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: because I haven't seen it in a couple of days,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: but it was a house that had recently been sold.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Was this SUV sitting outside of a flight center?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: No, it was not. Again, we get to ask questions.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: This is a residential neighborhood.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: Can you describe the car? What kind of car?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: A large white GMC SUV.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, not like a Mini Cooper?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: And the Taliban sticker was huge.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I just took the license plate out of the mix.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to post it on our Instagram right now.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: And hold on. I found it to be very odd.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: So was it an overreaction, Greg, calling Homeland Security?
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: Can you describe... because I'm trying to look at the picture,
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: but I really can't tell. Can you describe what the
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: images are on each side?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I was trying to figure that out myself. It kind
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: of looks like the Monopoly man.
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: Mr.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Moneybags? Yeah, I thought, like, is this some sort of
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: brand I'm not aware of? I mean, because.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: i mean rappers would reference the taliban let me.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: That's why i ask like is like the monopoly man
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: and then taliban is that a thing i mean as
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: far as i.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Can tell i mean i definitely sound good in a
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: song yeah it is the monopoly man which is used
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: by oh i see it a lot of artists.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: Like they're running two different directions i see it now
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: okay um.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell if that was the Monopoly guy.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: A hundred percent.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: So again, this could be sheer ignorance on my side.
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe it meant something like, oh, this means.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: It could be a clothing line.
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: But it is odd.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: It's odd. Don't you think that's weird? Now, Greg. Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: There is a Corvette that's in my neighborhood that says
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: F Hamas with a bunch of. Like full on does not,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: full on says it and it has a bunch of
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: American flags on it. Would you call Homeland Security on that? Well,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: that's not a threat to the- That's like an anti-terrorism.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: I don't think that's the same thing, but- That's exactly
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: the opposite.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Well, you would think that maybe that person might be
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: armed as well.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Well, like this one, if it said F the Taliban,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't report it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: But would you think that, would you- Have like maybe
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: kind of like some kind of sense, like maybe that
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: person might be armed.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: All right. Just it's posted. Probably. Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: It's posted on our Instagram story at the Woody show.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: It's a picture of the white GMC SUV with this
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Taliban thing across the top of the windshield. Greg called
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Homeland Security about this car overreaction or did the right thing.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: You can vote. Okay. You can vote there.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: You can also text over to 22987.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Was it an overreaction? Did you notice? Or did Greg
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: do the right thing?
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Do you notice that the license plate cover also has
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: a matching logo to that?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I did not. Yeah. This is just something I drove by.
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: It says four by four. So it might be a brand.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, I hope it is. I hope I'm 100% wrong. Okay.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: So was it an overreaction or did Greg do the
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: right thing? Text your vote over to 22987. We're going
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: to let those votes come in. Take a look at
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: it on our Instagram at The Woody Show on our
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Instagram story. We'll let you know what the audience says.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Greg wants to know, did he overreact when he was
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: out and he saw this big white SUV and like
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: a banner across the top part of the front windshield?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: It just says Taliban. Pretty damn weird. What does Greg do?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Greg calls Homeland Security. That's right. See something, say something.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: And he goes to report it. I asked everybody to
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: keep their their answer to themselves while we let people
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: go and text in and then also go on our
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Instagram story. There's a picture of because Greg took a
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: picture of it. So we have a picture of you
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: could vote there. Do you think Greg overreacted by calling
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: the Department of Homeland Security? Which, by the way, he
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: said he called and was on hold and everything, and
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: so he could do it online, so he did that.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: You ever hear anything back? Nothing, not one word. A
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: lot of questions about that. No, not one word. No follow-up?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: When you file it, you put your email, phone number, everything,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: and I heard nothing back.
• 43:03
  Speaker 12: But you gave them their address and their license plate number.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Where did you see it? Where did this happen? When
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: did this happen?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I've called Homeland Security before. Yeah, well,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: involving the show. Because we were accidentally getting tagged in
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: some photos. And it was middle school kids. One of
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: them on their social media had a gun. And they
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: were posting stuff like at school and it was like
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: some small town. So I was able to like, yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: So I was able to like figure out where it was.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: And then I called Homeland Security and gave them the, uh,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: the social media profiles.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I agree with that. That's yeah. Yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Gina Grad, overreaction or no?
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: I do not think it's an overreaction.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: The onus is not on us to go digging around
• 43:51
  Speaker 12: seeing if this is like a band name or a
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: clothing brand. Like if you're putting that on your car,
• 43:56
  Speaker 12: that's something that's a risky thing that's going to get
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: people worried and have them do what Greg did.
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: So I don't think it's an overreaction.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I say overreaction because if you're the Taliban, are you...
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Driving around in a car that says Taliban?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: No, you're not.
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: People are pretty dumb, though.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I think the whole point of being an embedded terrorist
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: is to stay on the DL. Why would you be
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: driving around? I would have never called Homeland Security on that.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's a total overreaction. Did I think this
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: was a member of the Taliban?
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Well, then why call Homeland Security? Because I don't know
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: what is behind it. Don't know what? Exactly. You're making
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: my point. I know. I'm making a point. Why would
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: you have a Taliban sticker? Not that you're in the Taliban,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: but maybe that you support them or maybe that you're
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: inspired by them.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: I think we're leaving out a couple of other factors.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: This is why I say it's an overreaction. I mean,
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: that's the only response I can give, Greg. But because
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: if you look at the photo and there is a
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: piece missing from our Instagram that also the license plate cover.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: has the matching Monopoly Man logos that are next to
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: the text that says Taliban.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I believe it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: I would look at it personally and say, that's a
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: poor choice of words, but the cartoons around the text
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: and the matching license plate, I'm like, okay, this is just.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: For the sake of argument.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Did you even notice the license plate frame? No.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, so for the sake of argument, man, it's had
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: you just seen the windshield.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: With the Monopoly Man next to it, I would say
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: poor choice of words and just would have moved on.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you're voting overreaction.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Because it's my only option. It sounds harsh, but yes, overreaction.
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: I do not think this is an overreaction. I think
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: that it was smart because why not say something? There's
• 45:45
  Speaker 11: no harm in it. They can look into it. And
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: I would be worried if I saw that on my
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: street because I would be like, who are these people
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: and what's going on and.
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: Why is this here?
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: It's for sure concerning. And I don't really want this
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: as a neighbor.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I would be concerned.
• 45:58
  Speaker 14: So I would report something.
• 46:00
  Speaker 12: And I know for a fact, because this happened to
• 46:02
  Speaker 12: my friend's kid, that they will check in on you
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: for less. You know, like like like we've seen even
• 46:08
  Speaker 12: in the news, like the kid had a Pop-Tart and
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: he bit it. So it looked like a guy like
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: people will check in on you for less. This is
• 46:14
  Speaker 12: pretty disturbing.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: OK, so, again, if you want to see the picture,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: it's on our Instagram story at the Woody show. And
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: you can vote there. Here's some of the texts that
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: are coming in. Yeah, Greg wanted to know. We're not
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: putting Greg on the spot. Greg wanted to bring this up.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Well, sure. And it already happened. And I agree with Sammy.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: No harm, no foul. Look, if it's a joke, if
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: it's a brand name, if it's a new trend on TikTok, fine.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: This one said, I say he did the right thing.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Most likely they're looking for attention and Greg hooked them
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: up right.
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: There you go.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: They wanted attention. They got attention.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: This one says, even if someone is trying to be
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: edgy and funny, it's the kind of thing that's only
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: going to invite scrutiny.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: True.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: And stuff like this comes with predictable consequences. Greg did
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the right thing. He also should have called local law enforcement.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: People said, yeah, why would you not call just the cops?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Why Homeland Security? Overreaction.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Greg gets mad when they call public intoxication while walking
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: his dog drinking one beer.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: I don't think that was a great argument.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe because you're kind of seen as like
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: a You're like an anti-cop. Just let people do whatever.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: They're not harming anybody.
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but he's saying this could harm somebody. Right, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: we don't know that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing.
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: If something happens, you're trying to make sense out of it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: There's been a trend lately with some people putting controversial
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: words or symbols on vehicles just to get reactions or attention.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: It's for TikTok videos.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: That's probably it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I use Google Lens to search the feature, and there's
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: no indication that this is any sort of brand or company.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: In either case, it's weird that someone would want to
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: display that on their vehicle. I mean, if they're going
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to have a decal like that, they should expect to
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: get calls about it. I'm curious to know what their
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: intent was, but I don't think anybody will ever know.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: This one says, Greg, you're a pussy ass bitch. This
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: other one says, saw a car with Nazi symbols on
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: the rims here in Utah. Not an overreaction, but we
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: are protected by our freedom of speech rights.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: This one says, overreaction. Why would terrorists advertise?
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Greg should have called police. Homeland security is a bit much.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: He's dramatic. I vote he shouldn't have called. Could have
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: been just an edgy merch brand.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: See, I thought police would be... An overreaction.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Greg, you did the right thing. It's not for you
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: to determine if it's legit or a joke or a brand.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: That's their job. They'll figure it out. That's what I said.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: So there's a lot of that. Now, let me refresh
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: the votes on our Instagram story and see what you
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: guys said there.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: And just updated.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: 61% of the vote, Greg, says that you did the
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: right thing.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: 61 to 39.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for the feedback. It's just it's I
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: don't care what side you're on because I ask a
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: question and a question can get a yes or no answer.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: So I appreciate the feedback a lot. But I think
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: 100 percent should agree. It's pretty damn weird. It's weird.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: It's weird. I don't know why. That's a curious choice.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know why most people do what they do
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: when it comes to stupid or silly stuff.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: But like a lot of people said on the text
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: this person obviously wants attention.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Well yeah you got the attention and like.
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: You said about cops that calling the cop seems more
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: immediate and calling what you did is like just look
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: into this when you have right just.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Like almost in a way like I did my part.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I thought it was insanely strange.
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: Well, I know there's a non-emergency number, but cops does
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: feel more like emergency.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I would just look at her and be like, that's stupid. Yeah, dumb.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Did you wait around to see who got in? Into
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: the car? No, no, no, no, no.
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: Like a little girl.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Some 16-year-old.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: They didn't come out with like a tremendous amount of fertilizer?
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: No.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Other things like that. Yeah, nothing? No, it was very weird.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Woody Show.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Greg is mad at me, you guys.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I said. What did I say?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: You said you're disappointed. As a father, I know what
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: that means.
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: I'm not mad, but I am disappointed.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: I'm disappointed.
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so don't say I'm mad. I'm not. He's upset. Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Because I said that he... I voted overreaction to his question.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I was a little afraid to say the same thing, too.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't want him to be upset with me.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not afraid because he asked.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I'm just disappointed, not mad. Because Woody and
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I normally agree on almost everything. Pretty close. Pretty close. Yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: we're pretty close. We're pretty close lockstep. And if this
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: was in your neighborhood, you wouldn't give it a second thought,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: a second glance, nothing?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Not when it comes to calling any type of authority.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I would think it's trashy. I think it would look stupid.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I go, that's a dumb choice.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: But it's beyond trashy. It's a terrorist group. It's weird.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: And again, I could be... A thousand percent wrong. We
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: got a few texts saying that it could be this.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: And when I read those, that made sense. But I don't.
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Think it's up to you to do the digging to
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: figure that out.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: The question was, was it an overreaction to call or
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: to contact Homeland Security because somebody had a Taliban window
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: decal on their car?
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: We're leaving out a lot of context that has Monopoly
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Man logos everywhere.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Side by side. We didn't leave it out because you
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: could see the picture. It's on our Instagram.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Also left out of the picture is the license plate
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: frame that also has the same logos that says 4x4.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: But I don't think that cancels out.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: That's why we said Greg didn't even see that part.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: And I don't think that cancels out what it says.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Anyway, 323 texting over. Hey guys, I wish I could
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: call to explain better, but the Taliban sticker is a
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Mexican thing with the whole cartel situation. They call the
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: goons or little cartel foot soldiers Taliban.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: In Spanish.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: So being part of the Hispanic community, I hear it
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: all the time. Even in the narco cordo music, they
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: call or they mention Taliban.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Just see it as equivalent, like a dumbass kid putting gangster,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: like a gangster sticker on their truck. Well, that's why
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: cartels are all about money, explaining the monopoly guy.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: When we started the segment, I was like, yeah, it's
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: like reference a lot of music.
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: But I'm going to keep saying this because I think
• 52:27
  Speaker 12: it makes sense, especially when talking about Greg, who that
• 52:30
  Speaker 12: might not be his world. I don't think it's up
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: to Greg to figure that out. I think if it's
• 52:34
  Speaker 12: if it it's like that's weird. That's something concerning that
• 52:38
  Speaker 12: your neighbor has that you might want to check that out.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: I don't think it's up to you to do all of.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: What it has cartoons next to it. And it's advertised
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: on a car. Again, that's why I'm questioning it. It's weird. Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: it is weird.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: It is tacky.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: It is trash. That's what you're not getting. It's so
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: effing strange. That's the consensus. Wait, are you yelling at
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: me now?
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Are you yelling at me? No, like we're agreeing, but
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: we're saying different things. It is very weird. We all
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: agree on weird.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: It's a curious choice.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: And it's not like it said gangster. It said Taliban.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with you.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: And my Mexican partner didn't know about this thing.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Well, let's also admit he's kind of, you know, he's
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: not really in these streets.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: No, but he is from Mexico.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Okay. But off the air, I'll correct you on that. Oh,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: he's in these streets? I didn't know that. Wow.
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: I'd actually like to know more about that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I will gladly tell you, but not publicly. Okay. All right.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Good to know.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It was the question of, was it an overreaction calling
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: the authorities? Not a question of taste or tackiness or
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: any of those other things.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: But I also think saying tacky is an understatement.
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: Well, tacky is like playboy ears.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I see tacky is because it was just for attention.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: In some way, shape, or form, it's for attention.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: And they got attention. They got attention. Which they got.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: That's what the texter had pointed out.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: It's beyond tacky. If you want to.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: See this vehicle that Greg saw that he called Homeland
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Security about, you could see it. It's on our Instagram story,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: at The Woody Show. 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987. We've
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: got some more Woody Show for you next. The Woody
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Show will be right back.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I don't care why you listen. If you listen because
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: you love it, great.
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: If you listen because you hate.
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: It, great. As long as you're listening.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Another lawsuit in the news. Man,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I hate this.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: A woman is suing the Phoenix Police Department after she
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: was wrongfully arrested for a DUI that she got in
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: downtown Phoenix. Again, this is that whole situation of like
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: you are being convicted of something that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: You really didn't do. Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: So this is the day after her wedding. She was
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: stone cold sober. She legitimately was not drunk. She wasn't
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: on no kind of drug or any other substance. She says, quote,
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: you're going to hate this, Greg. She says, quote, I
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: seen a cop car behind me.
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: And I seen the lights at first.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Now, here's how that first I have clips. These are
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: this is from an ABC News report. This is the
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: first interaction that she had with the police officer.
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  Speaker 3: Your lights are off.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: In the back.
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: Just so you know, you don't have any lights.
• 55:20
  Speaker 14: I thought you were saying I ran a lot. You
• 55:22
  Speaker 14: did run a lot.
• 55:23
  Speaker 16: This is the moment aspiring nurse Brianna Longoria says changed
• 55:27
  Speaker 16: her life forever.
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: Are you on any sort of medications?
• 55:30
  Speaker 16: The body camera footage from the Phoenix Police Department shows
• 55:33
  Speaker 16: Longoria stopped by police After claiming she ran a red light,
• 55:37
  Speaker 16: Longoria says even though she blew triple zeros on the
• 55:40
  Speaker 16: breathalyzer and passed an eye test, police still arrested her
• 55:43
  Speaker 16: and charged her with DUI. The officer reportedly suspected marijuana impairment.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I am?
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 55:52
  Speaker 16: And back at the precinct, another officer conducted tests and
• 55:55
  Speaker 16: was heard saying Longoria's results were, quote, super in the norms.
• 55:59
  Speaker 16: In a lawsuit filed by Longoria.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Super in the norms. Yeah, dude, it's like mega
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Uber ultra in the norms.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: Super in the norms, guys.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: It's like nuclear in the norms.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: It's nuclear norm. Super in the norm.
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: Super in the norm.
• 56:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: So in the video, you see her. She's doing all
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: the roadside tests and just looking at her. And what
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: do I know? But just as an outsider, doesn't have
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: any kind of formal training. She's quote normal. This chick
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: looks like she's killing all these tests. And they still
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: brought her in. They asked her to do the blood test.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: She goes, I got nothing to hide. Do whatever it
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: is that's necessary.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: And she goes, up until the point that they took
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: me into the jail, I realized that maybe this is
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: a little bit much.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because she was so chill that she goes, you're
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: under arrest.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I am? Did she have a Wii shirt on
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: or something?
• 56:45
  Speaker 16: Tests and was heard saying Longoria's results were, quote, super
• 56:48
  Speaker 16: in the norms. In a lawsuit filed by Longoria, she
• 56:51
  Speaker 16: claims that Phoenix police enforced a de facto DUI quota,
• 56:55
  Speaker 16: which she alleges pressures officers into making DUI arrests or
• 56:59
  Speaker 16: face employment consequences.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this brings in another interesting part of this story.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: And there's more audio that goes along with it. So,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you know, of course, the officer, the arresting officer in
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: this case is talking to another one of her colleagues
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: there at the police station. And listen to what she
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: says here.
• 57:15
  Speaker 16: Longoria's attorney obtained this body camera footage of an officer
• 57:19
  Speaker 16: appearing to express concerns to the arresting officer right after
• 57:23
  Speaker 16: Longoria's arrest.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: They're going to kick me off squad if I don't
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: get a DUI. But I seriously pulled like. But I'm like,
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: I can't just conjure one. I have tried. You can't.
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: So they're going to kick me off squad if I
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: don't get a DUI.
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: They are now.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: And she's been pulling all these people over trying to
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: get one.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I can't just conjure one up. And
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: the other woman goes, yes, you can.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: You can. You have a badge. You can. You bet
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: you can. So gory cocaine right here.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: This is my nightmare fuel yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: For sure should be everybody's nightmare yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: That dude yeah and this woman and i was watching
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: the video of her interaction with the police officer she
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: was being super cool super chill she was not being
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: one of these defined it's like i don't have to
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: do this and i'm not gonna like she was like
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: just all right fine whatever being super norms yeah she's
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: being super norms yeah i'm not anti-statement phoenix police says
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I was about.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: To say, I'm not anti-police, but I would love for
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: these people to be.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, made examples of them?
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure.
• 58:32
  Speaker 16: In a statement, Phoenix Police says.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: The Phoenix Police Department looked into.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: It, you guys. Oh, I feel better.
• 58:39
  Speaker 16: In a statement, Phoenix Police says this case has been
• 58:42
  Speaker 16: referred to and is currently under review by the Professional
• 58:44
  Speaker 16: Standards Bureau. And the Phoenix Police Department does not have
• 58:48
  Speaker 16: DUI quotas. As for the red light that Longoria allegedly ran,
• 58:52
  Speaker 16: the dash cam footage shows the light was green as
• 58:55
  Speaker 16: she was being pulled over for what the officer said
• 58:57
  Speaker 16: was red. That traffic citation later voided.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: So the whole reason she told her over the first
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: place saying, oh, you went through that red light and
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: it wasn't even red.
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so therefore everything else.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: She is clearly when she says that, hey, man, I
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: really need to get one of these.
• 59:10
  Speaker 16: Longoria's attorney obtained this body camera footage of an officer
• 59:13
  Speaker 16: appearing to express concerns to the arresting officer right after
• 59:17
  Speaker 16: Longoria's arrest.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: They're going to kick me off squad if I don't
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: get a DUI. but I seriously pulled like.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: So many people. I've invented red lights that weren't red.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I tried, trust me.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: She's done all these things trying to. Guys, we don't
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: have photos on paper.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: It's just a verbal thing.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: It's an unspoken thing. Yeah, what is that about? Are
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: there or are there not quotas? I don't know.
• 59:42
  Speaker 12: I guess it's just, it's probability and statistics. Like, well,
• 59:45
  Speaker 12: if you live in this area and there's this many people,
• 59:47
  Speaker 12: there should be this many people.
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: Drunk, you know, like.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: But everybody says, oh, at the end of the month,
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: look out. I mean, there is a stretch of highway
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: that I drive. And at the end of the month,
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: I see way more police there. And I, again, the
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: quota thing might be real, might not be real, but
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: for some reason, I That week, there's so many more
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: police on that highway.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Everybody's got objectives, goals that get set. And I'm sure
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: they rely on X number of dollars coming in on
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: traffic violations or different things to make up the budget
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: for the police department. And then whoever, chief of police,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that would even be. They're responsible,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: the superintendent or whatever is responsible for making sure that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: that number gets... And they go, hey guys.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Be extra.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: hypervigilant for, you know, speeders and people.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Wink, wink.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, maybe that's where the quote quota comes in.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: And again, like do the officers hit the beginning, hit
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: the streets in the beginning of the month knowing, well,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: this month I got to get 40 speeding tickets citations.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 11: And if you're not pulling people over, does it look
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 11: like you're not doing your job? Like, could you just
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 11: be sitting in the squad car, not doing anything? And
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: it's like, well, you haven't given a ticket out to anyone.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 14: What have you been.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: Doing all month?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 12: And that's the thing it's like that's what I'm saying
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 12: like mathematically you should have pulled over this many people
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 12: so that's kind of what they're trying to hit I'm
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 12: guessing so.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: This woman she's got a slam dunk case you want
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: to arrest oh I am.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah oh okay and it wasn't even a red light.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Sure The Woody Show Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina Grand yeah
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: our video producer his name is Vaughn hi Vaughn.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah what's up everybody what's up Vaughn So, as I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: was walking through the hallway during the commercial break, after
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: we were talking about that woman who's suing the Phoenix
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Police Department, she got picked up for a DUI, even
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: though she wasn't drunk at all. 0.00 on the breathalyzer.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: That is sober as you can be. She did the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: blood test.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: What was it? Super norms.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Super in the norms. Super in the norms. Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: Totes super norms.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Or whatever.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: And then there was the clip of the police officer...
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Talking to the arresting officer, talking to this other woman
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: about how she needs to get some DUIs.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 16: Longoria's attorney obtained this body camera footage of an officer
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 16: appearing to express concerns to the arresting officer right after
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 16: Longoria's arrest.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: They're going to kick me off squad if I don't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: get a DUI. But I seriously pulled like.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: But I'm like.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: I can't just conjure one up. I have tried.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 15: You can.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: You can. I've tried. You sure can. Try harder. Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: So anyway, we're talking about that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: And then during the break, I go out in the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: hallway walking past where Vaughn's all set up. And he goes, hey, man,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I got pulled over. So let's play a game. Why
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: did Vaughn get pulled over?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. Why did Vaughn get pulled over?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's first guess is because black.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: But.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: I have a second guess.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: That was my first guess.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Mine was smiling too much.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, what was.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: So the reason they initially pulled you over wasn't... I mean,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: what did they tell you, at least?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: The initial thing was for a broken taillight.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Broken taillight. Okay. That's the easy one.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Which could also be found under driving while black.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's for sure.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: How did the conversation go from there? Let me go
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: back real quick just because it's part of the story.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: So about a year and a half ago, my car
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: got into an accident from somebody who was not me driving.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: So the insurance couldn't cover it. So it hasn't been
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: fixed yet. And that's why the taillight's broken.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: So it actually is broken. It actually is broken, yes.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I'm on the way to a friend's house
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: to see if he's home. He lives on the side
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: of the street, not on the side of the street,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: but in an apartment building on the lowest level. And
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: I'm looking to see if he's home. And I swerve
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: a little bit. That's when the cops are like, oh,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: this dude's swerving. This taillight is out. So they pull
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: me over.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: I pull over immediately. And they're like, hey, what's up?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: You were swerving back there. Your taillight is showing it's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: white instead of red for the brake light. Like you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: have issues with your car. What's going on? And, uh,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: then he's like, um, and also I smell a strong
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: odor of freshly burnt cannabis.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 10: Well, I get that same whiff when I walk by
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: our office.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: And he's like, uh, have you been smoking? And I'm like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: I smoked about an hour ago and I'm not going
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: to lie. You know, I did about an hour ago, uh,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: Not while driving. I was at a poetry event and
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: there'll be pizza. So, you know, you got to smoke
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: before you get there.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Super low dose too. Yeah, super low dose. It was
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: very loud actually.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: So he's like, all right, get up, get out of
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: the car and we're going to do some DUI testing
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: on you. So they do the count to 30. So
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: you have to tilt your head back, close your eyes
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: and count to 30 at the same time. So in
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: my head, I'm like one, 1,000 to 1,000. Dang it,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: how am I going to get out of here? 3,000, 1,000, 4,000.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: So just count to 30?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: Count to 30, yeah. But number one, the anxiety of
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: being pulled over is one of the ones going to
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: bring your adrenaline up. And then also being a little high,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: I skipped a few numbers while I was thinking.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: In my head. You couldn't count to 30? I could.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: So once I got to 30, I waited another second
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: or so and opened my eyes.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: He was like, all right. That was 30 seconds. You
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: You know, how'd you do it? And I told him,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: one 1,000, two 1,000, boom. Go through more tests, the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: balance test. You know, you had to put your foot out,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: up six inches, and straight out.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: You're like Justin Timberlake. Yes, that's the one.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Like, even if you're sober, some people just have rotten balance.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: That's me.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: So about 18 seconds into that, I began doing a
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: little rocking back and forth.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Wobbling.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 16: Wobbling.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: Had to keep myself up, but kept myself up and everything.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: And got through all the tests and everything. And at
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: the end of it, the guy looks at his partner
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: and is like, what do you think? And his partner
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: shakes his head and is like, Nope, he's totes good, dog.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet. Totes norm.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: Totes norm, dog.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: I thought you were going to have to give out
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: some fellatio or something.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so no ticket, no nothing. No ticket.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Not even for the broken taillight, huh?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: No, he comes up to me at the end. He
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: looks at me and is like, how high is your tolerance, dude?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: You don't want to talk.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: So you ran into somebody that's like, chill. I got
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: some cool cops. Luckily, it was not these chicks who
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: were trying to get their quota.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: So they can't. I guess.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you could, you told him, yeah, I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: smoked about an hour ago. They can't just pick you
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: up for that. They can give you the test because
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: of that, because then they think that there's a chance
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: you could be impaired, impaired to the point where, yeah,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: you couldn't do one of the. So they have to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: give you either.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: They don't have. I was just reading about this.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: They don't yet have a breathalyzer type thing for weed.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: They were working on one. I thought they were currently
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: working on it.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here it is.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: But that stays in your system.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: A research team over at Virginia Commonwealth University has introduced
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: a prototype for a new type of breathalyzer. While the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: ones that are currently available are used to test for alcohol,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: this new one would instead test for marijuana.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, buddy.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: It's small, looks like an asthma inhaler. And the thing
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: about it, it relies on 3D printed parts and designed
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: to work within minutes without the need of a lab.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: It also features a mouthpiece that collects the breath sample,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: a cartridge where the chemical reactions take place, and a
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: detection chamber that will show the results. Still in the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: testing phase, but they said it could be perfected and
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: put to use in the next couple of years.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: And also, don't you have like, Not to put you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: on blast, but your registration, not legit either.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: That's also a problem. What are you doing, man?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: I'm like, why are you giving yourself so many options
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: to get pulled over? What's wrong with your registration?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: It's just not current? It's not current. I had a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: lot of parking tickets and I got to pay those
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: off before you can. Oh, you haven't paid those either.
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  Speaker 14: You're not in jail right now.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Vaughn's going to call you from jail one day.
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  Speaker 3: I've been here long enough to get white privilege guys.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: All right. But I'm working on it.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: The counting to 30 thing. You, you lean your head
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: back and then you have to close your eyes in
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: your head. You don't say it out loud. Right. And
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: then you, Oh, you do it in your head. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: so they time it. Oh, I see. So they time it, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they say do it for approximately 30 seconds. Yeah,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: you count to 30. Never heard of that. The 30 seconds, right? Yeah,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: that one I've not heard of. I've heard of.
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  Speaker 2: Counting backwards I've heard about you know where you put
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: your head back but then you have your arms out
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: to your side and you have to like touch your.
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  Speaker 7: Nose did that one too did that one did you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: nail that one oh yeah nailed it for.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Sure did they do the one where they you follow
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: you gotta follow the.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Pen with your eyes yeah I watch a lot of
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: body cam videos I know they're looking for certain things
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do it we're doing it let it all go
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: in I did it oh crap yeah the woody show Well.
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  Speaker 3: Back in 2005.
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  Speaker 2: They say that people spoke nearly 17,000 words a day. Okay.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: That was in 2005.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: By 2019, this was a study, it was like two
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: universities teamed up and, you know, again, they looked at
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: it back in 2005. And now that number has dropped
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: by 28%. People on average speaking only 12,000 words per day.
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  Speaker 3: I believe it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Now, the biggest reason for that, obviously, shift in technology,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: especially with the rise of, you know, text messaging and DM.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: And I remember how dumb I thought text messaging was
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: when people first started doing it.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Well, it was difficult.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: It was because it was like four, four, four, two, one, two, two, four, four, seven, seven.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Just to start, you know, get to the letter that
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: you need.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: It took forever to type out a message.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: But once you can bang them out.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a typewriter.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Or like a QWERTY keyboard.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Life-changing. Yeah, that was different. Then I got.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 12: I always prided myself on being able to do the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 12: old school one without looking. Because that's how often I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 12: was doing it.
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  Speaker 9: Because there were buttons, too.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 14: But you got to use T9. Everyone knew that.
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  Speaker 3: But I got pretty good at it.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: With the old school way? Yeah, I got pretty fast
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: at that.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: The other thing I thought was going to be dumb
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: and go nowhere shows how.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Dumb I am. The iPad.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Remember when the iPad came? We were all doing the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: show together. I'm like, they rolled out the iPad.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how stupid.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: Why did you think it was stupid?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Well, because, okay, when they first came out, I didn't
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: see really the practical application for the iPad. I'm like,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: it's just a bigger phone.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: True.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Carry it around in your pocket? And then as soon
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: as people got them- And I did see this at
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: our takeover. There were people that were asking us for pictures.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: And using it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: And they were using them to take pictures out and about.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I go, this is so impractical. Holding up this big,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: giant tablet. You could have done that with your laptop.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just bring your laptop?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: No, I guarantee you that was probably their kid's. iPad
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: and then they use it to take the photo.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: But, you know, as things went forward and they start
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: using them for, you know, businesses where you're taking like
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: orders or doing things like that.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ah.
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  Speaker 12: You used the iPad the entire time for your pilot stuff.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 12: Like all your stuff was on that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Right. Exactly.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Egg on your face.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: It was easy. Yeah. So I came around on that one.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know. What's the newest thing? I thought like
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: everybody was talking about those. So far, we're right on
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: the whole Oculus thing.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like those big stupid things. I thought those would
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: be such a big deal. And I've never experienced one.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I still want to. Or the Apple. What's the Apple?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Apple Vision.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Apple Vision.
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  Speaker 12: We've had the Oculus one for a long time. It
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 12: was a Christmas gift from my mother-in-law. And it was
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 12: so cool for like 10 minutes. I haven't touched it
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 12: in a long time.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: My kids are off board. They're like, this is dumb.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised by that. It was cool.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: It just never advanced.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: It's too bulky.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 9: And if somebody else, you want to share it, you're like, okay,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: don't move. I'm going to take them off.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 15: Now you get exactly where I am. Like it's not
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 15: super practical. So yeah, people are speaking fewer words now.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 15: Experts are concerned about the trend and say, you know,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 15: less talking has led to shorter attention spans and making
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 15: it harder to hold a conversation in person.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: I buy it. It's rough sometimes.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people, they cannot have a conversation, even a very
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: basic one.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: They're so awkward. Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Everybody's so weird.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I'm so weird, man.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: It's like if somebody, like, they were frozen 20 years
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: ago and then just unfroze them here now in present day.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm like, I got to keep on throwing out
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: topics because we're stuck in.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: The same room.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 12: I always think about prisoners that, like, get out after
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 12: 30 years, and it is like they were a frozen caveman.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 9: They have no idea what to do.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Well, they maybe have not used certain things, but they
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: know about them because they still have television and they
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: hear people. The new people, the new meat that comes in.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: They bring them in.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: It's contraband, yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of which, how bad, like, I would love
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: to go to space. I do not have any interest
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: in going to Mars.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, too long. It's mad far.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 14: Five years.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: It's mad far, Gina.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes a minute to get there, Gina.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Six volunteers, half a dozen people, no plans for the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: next year because they have sealed themselves inside a simulated
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: space station in Germany as part of an experiment. Now,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: the group, three guys, three women, they're between the ages
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: of 26 and 32. And they don't leave until August.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: And the conditions are meant to mimic the long duration
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: space mission. So no alcohol, Greg.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Forget it. No daylight.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: No fresh food. No romantic relationships.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 9: Why not?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Try and stop me.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: They get one two hour video call with their family
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: per week. They got to be in bed by 11 p.m.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: You can shower for five minutes twice a week. Blood
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: tests are taken through a slot in the door, and
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: they are told not to make eye contact with medical
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: staff because they're trying to recreate that environment as close
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: as they can. Every moment except time in their sleep
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: pods and in the bathrooms are monitored by cameras, and
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: they just want to understand how isolation and tight-knit group
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: living affects your mental health and.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Your thinking ability. Right, exactly. Thinking ability to have any.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Kind of future human missions to Mars.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 9: How long is this?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: It's six months.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy. You couldn't do it, Gina.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I love being alone.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: No way. I love being alone.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I love being alone. No, but it's not. I think
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: that would drive me insane. The Woody Show will be
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: right back.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: The Woody Show.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: More fun than gonorrhea. I mean, I've had gonorrhea a
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: few times, and I'd say, I haven't had gonorrhea. The
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Well, that's it for Wednesday, everybody.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Find today's full show podcast, anything you might have missed
• 1:14:34
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• 1:14:39
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• 1:14:46
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• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: That number is 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:14:50
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  Speaker 2: us there, at The Woody Show. All right, Gregory, parting
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: words of.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Wisdom, please. Yeah, literally every dollar you've ever spent on
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: food has gone down the toilet. Yeah, it's true.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Same with all those really expensive drinks that you bought.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Also down the toilet.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Right down the toilet. It's like the saying about beer.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: You don't buy beer. You're just borrowing it.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 9: You rent it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Just for a little while. You rent it. It's worth it, though.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Goring.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: can suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.