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Let's all get threaded! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich?
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  Speaker 2: What's cracking like? And this is the big Boss Dove
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  Speaker 2: snoopy deagle, double gigsel bang boom, what you don't do?
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  Speaker 2: J we're not talking about rid ten ten and we're
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  Speaker 2: not talking about last year. It's the one and only.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know the classics? Lastly picked snoop eegle, double gisel,
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  Speaker 2: in your face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, Wake your ass.
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  Speaker 3: So our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three, seven
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  Speaker 3: one oh four cven the tax line. You text jj
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  Speaker 3: R whatever you want to say to us, and you
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  Speaker 3: text it to the number nine six eight nine three.
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  Speaker 3: You got to put JJR in front of it, So
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  Speaker 3: you text JJR whatever you want to get into to
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  Speaker 3: nine six eight ninety three. I have something that's kind
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  Speaker 3: of on my mind. It's a little topical, it's a
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  Speaker 3: little random. I haven't seen anybody else notice this or
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  Speaker 3: bring this up, but I thought I shall because I
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  Speaker 3: can't stop thinking about it. I'm watching the did He
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  Speaker 3: documentary on Netflix?
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  Speaker 2: How far? Everyone? I know Kyle started it. When I
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  Speaker 2: finished it.
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  Speaker 1: Episode three and four are explosive.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, really Okay, So I'm on episode one and
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  Speaker 3: something happens in the first five minutes that I can't
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  Speaker 3: get out of my head and it's so stupid, but
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  Speaker 3: it's driving me up the wall. So if you watch
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  Speaker 3: the documentary, in the first five minutes, there's footage it's
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  Speaker 3: almost like he was making his own documentary, like when
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna be free.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, it's amoy, like he thought, I'm getting it tried.
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  Speaker 3: Let me, let me shot shoot video of my life
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  Speaker 3: right now while I'm going through this trial, and then
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing it got confiscated, and then fifty cent got
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  Speaker 3: ahold of it now he's so it's it's pretty cool footage,
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  Speaker 3: right because you see him in the hotel room and
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  Speaker 3: he's talking to his lawyers and he's it's like it's
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  Speaker 3: like a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty intense. It's wild because.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a swat team on the other building watching.
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  Speaker 3: His most I don't know that part. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: that part yet. Yeah, here's the part that drives me
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  Speaker 3: up the wall. He's getting dressed. He's dressed already. He's
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  Speaker 3: got like sweats on, he's got socks on, he's got
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  Speaker 3: a shirt on. And he's getting dressed and he puts
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  Speaker 3: more socks on.
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  Speaker 2: I know, devil sucks. I was like, what's what the
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  Speaker 2: Devil's I mean, I haven't heard aybody else talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like what.
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  Speaker 3: I went back and rewounded it and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: more socks. He's got socks on and he's talking about,
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  Speaker 3: you know, getting free, and he's yelling at his lawyer
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  Speaker 3: and he puts more socks on. I'm like, I've been
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  Speaker 3: cold before. I don't put two pairs of socks on.
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  Speaker 3: So I was just kind of like, I'm like, how
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  Speaker 3: come he doesn't say, yeah, I'm putting two pairs of
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  Speaker 3: socks on right now, Like I would take that'd be
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  Speaker 3: part of the Yeah, I got a pair of sox on,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put another paras sox on. Or did he
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  Speaker 3: get distracted because he's fighting with his lawyer on the phone,
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  Speaker 3: and if it's just.
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  Speaker 1: A natural thing that I was every day for him,
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  Speaker 1: he puts two per I was thinking, oh, maybe the
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  Speaker 1: pair of socks he was wearing wasn't thick enough and
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  Speaker 1: he wanted a little more cushioned.
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  Speaker 2: And put on the other pair. You have a hoodie
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  Speaker 2: on and a jacket on. Are you cold right now?
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  Speaker 4: I'm freezy?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have two pairs of socks on?
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I wish I had an extra parasite.
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  Speaker 3: But you do not. You do not, Kyle, you're cold.
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  Speaker 3: You had a huge jacket on and a blanket. Do
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  Speaker 3: you have two pairs of socks on?
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  Speaker 2: One pair of socks?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm cold. My toes are cold, and I did
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  Speaker 3: the cold plant this morning and my toes are cold.
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  Speaker 3: I have one pair of socks.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't. If that's a life hack that we
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  Speaker 2: don't know out double sock I go by Diddy's life hacks.
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  Speaker 3: You get get what you get interview did he can
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  Speaker 3: ask him one thing and you're like, what's what? The
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  Speaker 3: two pairs of socks and your honor?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, because either it's his normal thing or
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  Speaker 2: he didn't even realize he.
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  Speaker 3: Was doing this is the first five minutes, Like the
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  Speaker 3: rest of I finished the first episode. The rest of
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  Speaker 3: the first episode, I remember Cole said, it's slow. It
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  Speaker 3: is slow, but it's very important to watch. And as
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  Speaker 3: you're watching it, I just keep going back to are
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  Speaker 3: they going to get back to the socks?
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  Speaker 2: They don't ever get back to when did he was
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  Speaker 2: a child, he always wear two pairs of socks. They
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  Speaker 2: always made fun of him. You hate tu sock?
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  Speaker 5: Did he?
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  Speaker 1: They do go a lot into his childhood, which is
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  Speaker 1: like wow, I mean it explains why he is the
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  Speaker 1: way he is really yeah, oh my gosh. Like he
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  Speaker 1: was literally going two parties, like sex part adult sex
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  Speaker 1: parties as a kid.
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  Speaker 2: That's just because of like his parents' lifestyle.
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  Speaker 5: He saw there were two pairs of socks at the
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  Speaker 5: sex party like that. Anyway, you're playing strip poker and
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  Speaker 5: you got one other hand to play.
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  Speaker 3: But like Rich said, you don't want to take or Kyle,
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  Speaker 3: you said you don't want to take life hack advice
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  Speaker 3: from Diddy. But Peyton, speaking of life hack advice, what's
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  Speaker 3: your thing on eyebrows?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like getting your eyebrows threaded is probably the
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  Speaker 4: worst form of torture.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that it hurts really bad. Did you do it?
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  Speaker 4: I always get my eyebrows threaded. I have a gnarly unibrows,
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  Speaker 4: so I've been getting like my eyebrows wax since I
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  Speaker 4: was seven, and I found and discovered threading because my
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  Speaker 4: eyebry are so thick. It it just is what works
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  Speaker 4: best for me. I'll be sitting in the chair, my
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  Speaker 4: feet are twitching. I'm like moving the eyebrow. Lady has
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  Speaker 4: to ask me all the time. I look like I'm
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  Speaker 4: like cracked out or something in this chair, and she's like,
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  Speaker 4: are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm fine. How is she threading? If you're twitching?
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't do you? She has to stop multiple times.
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  Speaker 4: I literally like move my feet like it's the weirdest,
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  Speaker 4: most uncomfortable feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Ever, So, how come you don't wax? Why do you thread?
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  Speaker 4: Because I break out from the wax, like I get
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  Speaker 4: like a little weird allergic reaction, and I feel like
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  Speaker 4: it just doesn't last as long.
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  Speaker 2: So many years ago on the show, I thought Kylie
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  Speaker 2: were with us. We went to the mall to get threaded.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get through it and he didn't get.
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  Speaker 3: Thread I remember somebody I've never heard of it, never
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  Speaker 3: heard of it before. I said, let's go. You were there,
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  Speaker 3: right or did you get thread?
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  Speaker 2: And no?
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  Speaker 3: I did not?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just me? I didn't go? I hated it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was you and our producer, oh, because
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  Speaker 3: he was the one talking about he was getting it done.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, I'll go and I went, and
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  Speaker 2: it was terrible. I know it's terrible, and I was.
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  Speaker 3: It was at the mall, like right there in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of the people are shopping. I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: will never do this again, just like I will never
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  Speaker 3: wax my arms again.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you only did one I did one arm, half
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  Speaker 2: of one arm on distretched and I was like, thank you,
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  Speaker 2: see you later. You pain for beauty, No way, man
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  Speaker 2: will say the peyton. Your eyebrows are fabulous. That look great.
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  Speaker 2: They look so good. Thank you. I appreciate. But when
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  Speaker 2: you thread it like thins them out right, it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: get rid of the hair in your unibrows.
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  Speaker 4: She threads to the middle of my brow, yeahs them
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  Speaker 4: and does it like cut.
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  Speaker 2: It does a threat. It pulls it straight out from
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  Speaker 2: the roots.
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  Speaker 4: So essentially like the thread, it has like a weird
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  Speaker 4: twist and when they pull it, it twists into the
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  Speaker 4: thread and yanks it out.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds terrible. Why don't we have someone come in
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  Speaker 2: here and thread you rich?
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  Speaker 5: That's how well I got very thick nose and eyebrow hair.
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  Speaker 5: So I think that would be three pick.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they can thread your nose.
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  Speaker 2: Let's try. They'd be like picking thread but you can't.
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  Speaker 2: That's so painful.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, If you'd like to volunteer your services and come
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  Speaker 3: thread us in the studio, shoot us a damn John
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  Speaker 3: Jay and Rich on Instagram anyway. O phone numbers eight
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