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Fueled by Moonshine · Opie & Carl

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Opie is here and his show starts.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: That's how you start a radio show, right there, Let's
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: falling the.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Rain on hump Day, baby, I guess that works.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Sure, Searot smallon studio, the Mad Cuban, Carl Rui's and
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: uh Vic Kenley is the one that's gonna be a
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: little late today. I was man, I was playing fool
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: in the rain for him because we were going back
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: and forth with text messages and uh he was.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: He was jamming full in the rain.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: And then he called me in a complete panic about
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: a half hour ago, lost his wallet.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Oh man, in his apartment.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: What an old man thing apartment? He lost it in
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: his pocket, it's rained his back pocket.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Well he found his wallets.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Where was it in his back pocket of his sweatpants?
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: Was it really? Yeah?
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: But he was in a complete panic. I guess he
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: left his house last night to get some food at
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: the corner store.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Oh man, forgot it?
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: And then he goes I laid everything out. I'm telling him, like,
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: you're sure he didn't leave the wallet at.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: The food joint. I think he went to CBS.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: I said it was in his pocket, and it was
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: in his pocket.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in his pocket because he put his
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: sweatpants over his pajama pants. He's now kind of crapy
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: that we know he wears pajama pants.
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: He's when he gets home, he put on his knock
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: around pants, and you put him in your knock around Harold.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: He did admit to smoking some of U, some of
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: that fine tree, some the back back, some some trees.
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: Henley just lecturing people with music on Third Avenue.
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: Well, he just got his He lost his wallet at
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: the show here in New York City. Credit card.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: He told me it happens four times a year. Jesus,
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: he loses his wallet four times a year, usually in
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: his apartment.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: And then he was watching the Rock and Roll Hall
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: of Fame crap. So he was in a music loop
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: with the weed.
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: I think he should go see my dad, but he
• 1:59
  Speaker 4: was paddick king.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I go, chill, dude, you get him when you can.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: And then he called back two minutes later. I go,
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: all right, where'd you find it?
• 2:06
  Speaker 5: My sweat pants pocket?
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: He's such an old man. One day he's gonna come
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: to the studio with his underwear outside of his pants.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: He's just an old dude. He's got Alzheimer's. You don't know.
• 2:17
  Speaker 6: No good listen, I've seen his game, probably some young
• 2:20
  Speaker 6: dizzey check that he did a number on him, you
• 2:22
  Speaker 6: know where his fucking that was nothing.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, ah, dick, I showed up.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: I showed up here once with my sweatpants down a
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: little too low and actually had management tell me to
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: pull my pants off.
• 2:33
  Speaker 5: What no, would you No?
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: I think some pubes though, motherfucker, why you should show
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: front crack. Steve Flatterer, who used to run the Channel right.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: He was so fucking disgusted. He looks at me, He's like,
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: will you pull your pants up?
• 2:54
  Speaker 5: So mad?
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: He's like, well, you Theovon pants.
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: They were kind of theod On type sweatpants, and your
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: pubs are out. Yeah, you can't pull that ship up
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: too much, and then your butt looks stupid.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: He didn't want stupid sack.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: But exactly tell you this, my god, not that I'm
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: trying to make my butt look good, but I certainly
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: don't want it to look bad.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: Well, not when you wear your juicy sweatpants. I had juicy.
• 3:28
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: You know yesterday, God, you were missed yesterday. Although we
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: had a fun time. We had doctor Ian Smith in here, who.
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, So you let doctor Ian Smith take my black spot? Yep, yeah,
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: because he's a doctor.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: He is a doctor. He's all.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: He's all about sugar and how bad it is for you.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: And Carl had a whole pile of sugar treats in
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: front of him.
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  Speaker 4: Ass.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Doctor Ian Smith is lecturing everybody, and uh.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: You would think after that show, I'd go home and uh,
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: you know, eat right.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: I I ate worse than I have in a year.
• 4:02
  Speaker 4: Talking about health is fucking depressing.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I went for the comfort food.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: It was a giant plate of pasta with some nice
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: sausage and pepper and onions.
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  Speaker 7: Hell make it, you don't know, and you don't know.
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: Yellow.
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite color.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: From Patsy's, sloppy and big and comforting. And then it
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: was my son's birthday yesterday, So on the way home,
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: I walked with Vic. We walked home together and uh
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: he dropped me off at Magnolias to pick up the order.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, it's in the back office.
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: What's the cake? What was it?
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: I brought the cake.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: I brought half of it in. It's a red velvet
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  Speaker 1: with some nice cream cheese icing.
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: And you left it in the office with Roland did yes.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Well, he's already bitching that he goes next time, can
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: you bring pie?
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: That he likes pie over cake.
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: But he's throwing you off the trail. He's pretending he's
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  Speaker 3: got into it.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: So you don't give a father So then so then
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: to continue. So you know, we think after doctor Ian Smith,
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: you would eat right. I ate so much cake that
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't open my fucking fist.
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Then doctor Ian read a book about sugar or.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Too like not that's his latest one, sugar Blast or
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: something like that. Ship and he brought him he brought
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: him pops. He was showing us how much sugar you eat?
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, like yeah, he was just showing it. Man,
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: it was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think it was that much.
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: It's because he's in more things. That's watch where it is.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: I've been avoiding sugar since January. The one on the left,
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: that's every.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Day average every day down there.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in a week, and then was that in
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  Speaker 2: a year or that's a month, a month and a
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: month in a month month and in one month.
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: I'm just showing showing in the bag like he's dying
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  Speaker 3: from a hundred times.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Sean Donal, who I promised i'd get on this show
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: ever since.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: I met him at Moon Tower last last year.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, really got him in. He's great. Yeah, we'll work
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  Speaker 3: him in a little bit.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: He was definitely funny as fuck.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: But if you want, you want some red velvet, damn right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give a fuck.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: What did the doctor ian say? You ain't my doctor, doctor.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: J Everyone brought stuff, doctor Dre's my damn doctor.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: I have some ice cream that we can go with that.
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. See here we go, and then we're
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: gonna get a blender.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: And make sure.
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the boy.
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: Think they was trashing you about you losing a while
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: they trashed you.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: I put myself under the boss.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: They said you were an old man losing like the
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  Speaker 3: old man would.
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  Speaker 5: In all Its fine, I don't care. I told him that.
• 6:49
  Speaker 5: The worst part about all this is, uh, I felt
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  Speaker 5: a goddamn responsibility to call him and say, hey, I'm
• 6:55
  Speaker 5: out being late. That's the shittiest part about all this.
• 6:58
  Speaker 5: And now I have a relationship ship. I don't want
• 7:01
  Speaker 5: to go home now.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: All the comedians regular jobs trying to call it wrong.
• 7:09
  Speaker 5: That's not on me, though, no, well, after you got
• 7:12
  Speaker 5: to tell somebody, no, it's not on me, that's on you.
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  Speaker 1: I understand this ship.
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: When I walk in, that's the psycho with me. The
• 7:23
  Speaker 5: psycho with me is that's that's that. I felt somewhat
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  Speaker 5: obligated to say, Hey, that's the first thing I said
• 7:29
  Speaker 5: to him is I'm going to find this in fifteen minutes, Max, right,
• 7:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, and he goes, then why did you call me?
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: Because I'm like, cause, five minutes in, apparently now I
• 7:37
  Speaker 5: have somewhere I'm supposed to be occasionally, God damn you
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: and this whole fucking thing calling back within two minutes later,
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  Speaker 5: I'm I found it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I answered where it was?
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: It knock around pants and it's back in the back.
• 7:51
  Speaker 5: I knew. I went for the Uh. I started watching
• 7:53
  Speaker 5: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction at midnight. Yeah,
• 7:57
  Speaker 5: so it goes from midnight to three in the morning show.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: Who was on that with this one?
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: Everybody journey? Yes, Nile Rogers, Tupac, Tupac, Tupac to Pack, Tupac, Carlac.
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at Vi Kenny. I'm like, you know, if
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: my dad started losing his wallet.
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: Jerry Neil Rogers, Niles, Roger Ile Rogers.
• 8:24
  Speaker 5: You fucked up pearl At. The Old Letterman was great
• 8:27
  Speaker 5: because Neil Neil Young no showed and the Letterman was
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: the last minute replacement.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: What Neil Young was supposed to do.
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  Speaker 5: Neil Young was supposed to do it and that, and
• 8:35
  Speaker 5: then Letterman opened with two jokes. He's like, apparently he's not.
• 8:38
  Speaker 5: I can't forget the first one again. I'm not gonna
• 8:41
  Speaker 5: be good at that and tell you, yeah, the first
• 8:43
  Speaker 5: one he said was I think he's just not allowed
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: to stay up this late. And he said it's either
• 8:48
  Speaker 5: that or he swallowed a harmonica.
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
• 8:56
  Speaker 5: Kill he fucking he He brought up this thing where
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: Eddie Vedder sent his son a guitar a little little
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: kid could play, and he put his name on it
• 9:03
  Speaker 5: and everything, and he wrote him a letter and so
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: let Himan read the letter. It was amazing. But before
• 9:08
  Speaker 5: he read the letter, he goes, here's a picture of
• 9:10
  Speaker 5: my son, and they cut to a picture and it's
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: like a fucking six year old smoking, and Letterman goes,
• 9:17
  Speaker 5: he's taking a gap here in middle school. The dude
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: was as funny as he's ever fucking beard full Beard,
• 9:24
  Speaker 5: but he was so funny Man Beard. He was so
• 9:28
  Speaker 5: perfectly letterman. He was. He was a comic. He came out,
• 9:31
  Speaker 5: he told jokes. He came out, Bang bang bang.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: Where's Neil Young?
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: He's not supposed to be here? Jo Jo Jo Joe joke.
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: A little bit how pro Jam's cool? A little bit
• 9:39
  Speaker 5: of this little tear in the eye.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: He was just good.
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: Back to a kid smoking. What a pro He's a
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: pro champ.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: I want to see that documentary of him in India.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: He went to India.
• 9:48
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen that.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: It's ted serious.
• 9:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's very serious, I know, but I still
• 9:56
  Speaker 8: want to see him interacting with you.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: It's weird, is what It's weird. That's what I want
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: to say. He's not funny, he's not humorous. He rarely smiles.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: He's narrating most of it. But he's just walking through
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: the city like the lost traveler.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: That sounds like most people who go to India. Rights
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: He said, India makes Africa like Disney World.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: You don't don't go there. Don't go there if you're
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: not ready.
• 10:19
  Speaker 6: For guys, I'm telling you, I am a foodie.
• 10:23
  Speaker 5: Anything I go there.
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: I was frozen.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: What India, fucking thro My bron law did business in India,
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: and he said, how crazy it is that you'll see
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: a Mercedes driving right by a fucking mule. Yeah, guy
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: and a mule going to work and a guy in
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: a Mercedes going and.
• 10:41
  Speaker 6: Uh, if that was work, if that was if that
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: was the big bett, the biggest, And then.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Talking about the kids all over the fucking streets and.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: The monkeys and the monkeys.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: He talks the monkeys, you.
• 10:53
  Speaker 5: Can't touch a fucking you can just say Indian people,
• 10:56
  Speaker 5: you don't have to monkey.
• 11:00
  Speaker 6: Sorry, they're so fuck the cows and their thieves.
• 11:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, take your camera.
• 11:09
  Speaker 6: You're glass enough worried because Indian people there's no really crime, right,
• 11:14
  Speaker 6: they don't steal The animals are stealing ship.
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Someone someone's training the monkeys to steal by the way
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: they're working on now, they're working on they're becoming aware.
• 11:30
  Speaker 9: So you're.
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: Telling me that there's a fucking what's to do from
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: Oliver Twist, that there's a fucking fuck that's a fagan
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: of monkeys monkey leader, I would say there's.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: A few people that are training the monkeys to steal ship.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: Absolutely would be a handful of I would pay. That's
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: a majority, all right, somebody figured it out.
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: But when my buddy Norton was in the Philippines and
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: the Marines, uh, he saw these two Filipino dudes locals
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: were eating lunch. They were working on this building there
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: where he was stationed, and they were eating lunch, and
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: the monkey tried to steal the ship, and the Filipino dude,
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: in like a fucking kung fu Filipino ninja move, just
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: snapped the fucker's neck and threw him right over the
• 12:10
  Speaker 5: wild and went right backdating his Norse like, holy shit,
• 12:13
  Speaker 5: I know, but people just walked by, like motherfuckers trying
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: to steal my goddamn sandwich. What do you think I'm
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: gonna do. I'm gonna snap like it was a chicken. Yeah,
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: he grabbed this monkey and rang it one way and
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: rang at the other, and they were sitting on a
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: brick wall, and he threw the fucker over the brick
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: wall and went right back to his goddamn lunch. Was like,
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: what the fuck did I just say?
• 12:34
  Speaker 10: With one hand he did this, and yeah, this cake,
• 12:37
  Speaker 10: I would love to see cold Waffle Opie ship in
• 12:40
  Speaker 10: what they call a bathroom, which is a hole.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: What do you talk ho the car? You don't know me?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Still iron anywhere.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: I did a couple of charities for like a toilet,
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: because a lot of people don't have toilets around around
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: the globe. People don't understand, like you don't. More than
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: fifty percent of the people on the globe don't.
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  Speaker 9: She don't.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: And India is like even worse. There's more people in
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: India with.
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: Cell phones, ac phones and toilet were.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: Indian people cell phones and to more people on the
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  Speaker 3: planet have cell phones than they have toilets. Money of course,
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  Speaker 3: so it's like nothing.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Course, who said I got both? I was just trying
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: to give.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Carl's got ten bathrooms anywhere?
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: No, I believe that ship Carl. You don't know me though. Man,
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: that's that's easy. I get ship anywhere.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: But if brutal one of your grandmother, your daughters when
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: they ain't got to do the same. Ship it's going
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: to some of the little bridge and ship over the
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: bridges like that.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I could do all that.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And what I don't I don't understand is how you
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: wipe your hand.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Well, then explain something.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: A lot a lot of the world wipes with their left.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Hand, left hand.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: I have a big problem. I didn't know I had
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: a problem till I dealt with it. Going to the
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: hole and seeing the dude that went right.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: Before you, seeing his fresh poof, Yeah, big fucking problem.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Who went over another dude's pood?
• 14:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah froze? Oh yeah yeah in the left train?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Like it's so is that different watching your watching your
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: flop onto someone else's plue?
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: Have you not seen the beginning of slum Dog Millionaire
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: when he falls in fucking eighty people's pouch?
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: I don't watch that movie.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: That's a great movie. I watched Dasent Thunders three times
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: as well. I don't watch Day the Car, the mother
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: to car. Big head could trickle in your top car
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: pick him of the same joke.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: So who gives the if you have to shoot in
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: the hole.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: No people that clean it.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I probably would pull my back out.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: But you got a squad. That's one that's that's not
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: a nice one. That's that's got.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: My god, No one know. It's funny. They're almost there,
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  Speaker 1: that's all.
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: They're almost there.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: It's a toilet. It's just raised the toilet.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: You're there.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. We raised our toilets. Now we
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: have the step things that we raised the floor up again.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: The squatty poty, the squatty potty.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: So we're just doing what they're doing.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: But how about the toilets there that are just slightly
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: tilted forward.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, he knows, Get it's just slight. It's got a
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: little little This is for regular people.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: We're not talking over you know, pull it out that
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I love, pup, I have no problem.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying this is for regular people. They
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: figured out just the slight, you know, the right angle.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: It makes all the different so nuanced. And then say
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: you're like, this is a good toy.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I think beautiful, beautifully crafted.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: My brother Mike got when he got in trouble at
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Auburn and they moved him at the out of the
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: athletic dorm for a while, right into a regular No, Mike,
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: your buddy. No, two of them together is fucking oil
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: and gasoline.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: And a match.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he had for a temporary period he was
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: moved over to live in a regular dorm until he
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: reinstated himself and the good graces and in his right.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: In the regular dorm, the only thing was available was
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: a handicapped dorm room. So he had the handicapped dorm
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: room bathroom. That's perfect. No, he called on He's like, mom,
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: this is the greatest. We need to get this in Oxford,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: he said, we need to get this home. I can't
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: believe we've been living like barbaria.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: And he goes to the other side of the world.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: You go to Japan. The bathrooms. You can't wait to
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: take a ship.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they got lights on man your music.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had the button.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: The fresh cover comes around and heats vibration.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: It covers and cover new. It's dumb.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Toilet authority.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I have I like, no, I have.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Ship anywhere.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I do. Like the fact that he ragging.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: That's been super power.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Puts a lot of people out.
• 17:05
  Speaker 11: Women.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Women will not even entertain this conversation. Women will not
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: even have this conversation.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: My my favorite ship story Outer Banks. I WI ship.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I was ship in the ocean, in the ocean, uh,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And I had my car on the beach because you
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: could drive in the beach and I'm cranking tunes. But
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go all the way back to
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: the house, so I just ship squatted ship in the
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: ocean just enough, thinking.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: The water we would take it all out. It was
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: a messy one too, right.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: And then my mother laws coming back from a walk
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: with her with my wife's hands. You're discussing, you know
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: those little birds that go they eat your ship. They're
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: eating my ship, and and and my mother in law
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: is trying to figure out why is there a feast
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: In front of my son in law right now? Oh
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: my god. That's my favorite ship story.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: That's called good morning.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Wilmington had no problem doing it. I miscalculated the waves coming.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: In regret it is a calculation of the way because
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: it pushed everything, everything and all as in the water.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: The rinset something of course that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: You didn't ship in the ocean. You ship in the surf.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I thought the wave and then the wave,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the waves swept the whole thing and kind of threw
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: If you go into the water, you go ship.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you literally ship on the surf like a fucking
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: rabid raccoon.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: My little girl from Deep Blue, feral cat you are.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: You're a feral little ginger man running around.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: I was proud, little.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Dumb dumb kitt and just.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I don't like in the water like that. If I
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: tried like I don't think it's like it was.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: One of those like shredded wheat poops and then the
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: wave kind of just threw it, threw it down the beach,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: and the birds all all like you know how they
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: run run across. The whole group of them are working
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: the waves in my pood, getting a nice ship.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: On the sand.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: And they knew right away it's like people out there
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: shipping all the time.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: They came from everywhere.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Man everywhere. My buddy had sex underwater on a scuba
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: diving trip with the girl, and when he pulled out
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: and came the fish came up and ate his gizz
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: out of the water.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Now that I would do.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: It was a cheese wist ocean.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, that was fifty under the that's what that's exactly
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: where old When he pulled out, like they'll give you
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: a little cans of cheese wish to lure fishing around
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: if your scuba dive and spat and so.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: But but he actually because she she gave him on
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: the signal board on the open you don't.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Pull out, so he do pull out.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: So he pulled out, and then they're all gathering themselves
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: and because all a sudden, here comes a whole bunch of
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: parrot fish and just they're just talking. Fat muscles have
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: spat and everything.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: That's how that's how they procreate sperm.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: And let the whole school kiss something. Let the whole school.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You know, what's not natural?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: That's what my buddy phils by the way, my buddy
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Phil Phil six six, by the way of the ocean,
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: like a goddamn manatee fucking some girl hanging under her reef.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: What's not natural is raccoonoi shipping on the bench. Trip
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: that is that's crash.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: That is natural.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Cray fucking people to tell similar stories.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Within my minutes, they're.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: They're all free.
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: I was gonna go with the you fucking long boat.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I just didn't want to get my uh, pajama pants wet.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: So that's why that's widen't go on the water too far.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: This back to me leaving my wallet and mama jama pants.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I work pajama pants.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: So this was the morning ship. It's a real healthy overnight.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: No one's around, it's perfect.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: People around.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Your mother in.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Law, I mean she was long she was down the
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: beach by the time she came back.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: In his home.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Man, I hope you shouldn't in the shirts. George Jones,
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I'm running alcoholic fish, eating.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It from the bottle birds like a shrimp.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Does she know the story?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Does she know that that's oldest one? A few times
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: on the air, and then she knows at this point
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: she must. I'm sure my wife friend now is mortified.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Have you discussed it with her? No?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: No, no, there hasn't been for Wressle.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: I know, okay, because she'd be all about it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, she'd be a wife, will be all about it both.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean my wife.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Is probably mortified right now.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, she's got the sense of humor. But
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: her family, Yeah, we would laugh about.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: This for I guess in Philadelphia that's a Valentine.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: I hate Stephens singer. Here's here's how much I hate him.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna should in the sirt put gold on that bitch.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: What's going on on the beach this morning?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: You?
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I thought I saw fish?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: It all makes sense.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Remember he's talking about the vacation and he can pee,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: so yeah, he can pee and ship under any circumstances.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Every day my story gets more and more validated.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: He's been shipped in the pool.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yes you did, I mean I believe I remember the
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: host whoa, I got.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Real stories, weren't the fake he will.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: You can't shoot on the beaches and get mad because
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: he's in the pool.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: It's cool.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Line three, Chip support.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I'd love to be your attorney in ship court. Totally
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: played both sides of this truck.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: You tell me a sex ship story too, No sex ship,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: one sex and shipped together story. Maybe it was a
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: college frat boy, one of your friends sex and ship,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: but he might have told me something about one of
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: maybe not you, but it might have been one of
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: the dudes in.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: The Honestly, the Yankees game and got a little real
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: and the legs got so real, y'all, I'll talk about
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: y'all turn the boy man. It's worse than this.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: We were telling fraternity stories. And you know that Penn
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: State dude that died pledging. That's no, no, no, But
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: anyone in the fraternity could totally relate to that ship.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: And you wonder why more guys haven't died pledging.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: They said at least a person died a year since
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: nineteen sixty nine. From A I think it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Should be way more than that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I think the frat system has been incredibly lucky over
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: the over the year.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: I think, like the college date rape system, there's probably
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: a whole bunch of unreboarded shit that got paid off
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: under the table, and somebody might need donation to the
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: library is private state.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: They had cameras there in that frat house and they
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: saw everything.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they didn't.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: They just assumed that the guy would, you know, come
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: back around and he'd be all right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: No, they stupid, sid You're stupid in college to know
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: he's hurt. I'm sort of interview on ABC News. The
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: kids said, no, he's hurt. H we need to get
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: him help right away. And he got pushed against the wall, right,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: and he said, you're fucking overreacting, right, and they took
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: control and he was like, I'm a pledge, so how
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: much power do I have you? It's like, right, these
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: kids were too fucking entitled and thought they were tell
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: you bigger than the law.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's right.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the other side of it, because when
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: you're in a fraternity you see that type of blacked out, fucking.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Drunk shoit all the time, all the time.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: So in your dumb head, you're only eighteen or nineteen.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: You're like, no, we saw this last year that he'll
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: be fine of it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying it's right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I gotta talk about sentimentality.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: We do twelve hours they left him there before they
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: called the nine one one. We knew a long time.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: We knew a skanky girl who went in and fucked
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: the guy while he was passed out, got him hard
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: and rode him, and he same thing. We put him
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: in there and were like watching him makere He was okay,
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: and the next thing we knew why she going in there,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: and then we went in there and she was in
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: there riding high. She got him hard and jumped on
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: him and was date raping. Reversed this printing said get
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: a holder because we were worried if he was ever
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: going to wake up, so we weren't happy. When he
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: he woke up and he was happy that he was sucking.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Then he saw who he was fucking. He's like, get
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: the fuck out of here. He didn't want to fuck
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: this girl. She was lasty.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Well you think, wait, you don't have to explain that
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: she's nasty. Unconscious.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: We were as we were just happy back to We
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: were just like okay, man, we just we didn't know
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: if you were going to wake up. We were about
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: to call the law. We don't know what to because
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, I thought I was on a boat.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: He wasn't on the boat.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Ship. He's on a deadly.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Puzzy would get something fucking wasted at the bar and
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: pass out. And he used to have a big kind
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: of afroy hairdo, and we would just put stirs.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: In his, you know, his hair all night long. He
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: he would be passed out on the bar for.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: And he wouldn't have been power to even think about it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: And anyone that went to college or was in a
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: fraternity understands his ship. That more luck than anything that
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: this ship could have easily happened to hold an This
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: is one of the one of the.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Things at our fraternity.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: One of the pledge things was that you know, we
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: go to the house, not you know, all of a sudden,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: they're making believe it's a party. So they're getting us
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: as drunk and high as possible and quick. And just
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: when you're thinking, they're like and now sororities coming by,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have a great night, all of a sudden
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: there's the turn and they blindfold us and tie us
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: up and throw us in cars and then throw us
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: all over the Genesee area.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Hard more homo than erotic.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Without our that's your bro, without our wallets, no identification.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: This is obviously before phones.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And if they really didn't like you, they they took
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you even even further. And then you had to fucking
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: figure out how to get the fuck back home.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And you were you were hammered man. And when we pledged,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: it was in the middle of winter too.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: And then you say they took the blind folds off
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: too early, y'all would take them first.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I was the dope in my group. I'm like, there's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: no fucking.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Way these guys no hair, and I pulled mine off
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and there's a frat brother like an inch and.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Uh screaming, going get back in the fucking car.
• 27:17
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: So I cost our our group about another was your hour?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: This was This was, by the way, I rather not
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: even say if I'm talking about frat storm.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Penn State is make potato paths. Those motherfuckers. I never
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: liked them, but you know it's made. And yeah, so
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: we call it Auburn. We called them make potato pass right, No.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Good just wasn't worth a ship.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: A bunch of rich spoil fuckers. So if somebody bought
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: them to just killed that's one of there, it's one
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: of theirs, you know, I'm sure they know the state
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: of Hens, jake and make potato passes.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: And then the fraternity would be waiting at the in between,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: and then the pledges one by one would be coming
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: into the bar and be a huge celebration like holy fuck,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: you made it. And then but then the pledge master
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: would have to stay up all night because there's a
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: few that absolutely did naked, and time for the bars
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: to close.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And then the panic would sit in like what happened.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: In like fuck are they? And people have walked back
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: cliffs and yeah, fucking broken ship and killed themselves. That's
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: happened too, And I know they've left them in the
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: woods like history. Some fucker fell down a godamn.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Mouse and I have no people stuff.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: They just branded each other in the black return. They
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: just go the old cattle prod.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: You you know they killed that kid.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: But in my fat in my five years though, you know,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: we didn't have any of these stories, thank god, but
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I could see that how easy, how easy that this
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: ship could happen because you're caught up.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: In this world and they don't think like it's not reality.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: And if somebody get in. First of all, what bar
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: was near your school when nigga could pass out in
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: the bar, in a college bar and they didn't.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Put two hours in genesee, say hey, get him out
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: We had we had.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Five dollars all they could drink night, and they gave
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: you a glass mug on top of it for your
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: five fucking dollars.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And people would be passed out between.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: The bar and the dorms all over the fucking place,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: lit up, the phones off, they had all over the
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: fucking place.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: They had two as a bar called Mothers, and they
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: had two old school barber chairs. And the fuckers that
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: were too drunk at the bar, they just move them
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: over to the corner and put them in those barber
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: chairs and recline them, Oh my god, and just keep
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: an eye on them, just keep an eye on them.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: But they were your.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Phone calls coming in cut at the bar.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, and and you have this glass, you know,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: this glass for your five dollars so you could drink,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: and the bartenders are just trying to get you out
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: of the game, right, So they're making the drinks as
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: strong as fucking possible because everyone's just holding up their
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: glass mugs for their next drink, so they're trying to
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: get you out.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: So I god, damn lambdakais.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: So my point is when you're when you're in college,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: how do you even know.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: If it's how do you even know who has had
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: way too much?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Because most people are out of their fucking mind.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have a good crew you to say to somebody,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: hey man, I'm unconscious there and I'm not coming to
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: calling on one one bitch.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: There's that, and there's this fucker fell down and flying
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: the stairs and banged his head on concrete. So that's
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: when again, Now that's when you're going wait, wait a minute,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: I got to go back to my hand job behind
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: the dumpster, right, you know, No, you got if you
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: banged his head, there's there's falling out drunk and we've
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: all been scared to that one thing, which we've all
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: been scared that. I've seen that and worried and you
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: know been me right me too, so, but right when
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: with somebody serious, fucking you bang your head inside of
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: a fucking cinder block or something. Somebody goes, now, he'll
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: be all right.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: He went down fifteen feet right.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: The kid who said let's get I've seen all that, man,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's right, but I've seen have another. Yeah, my headline,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's simple.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I'm amazed that this isn't happening a ship load more.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sure something.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Although they do.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: They have calmed down, you know, the system, and they've
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: shut down a whole bunch of places, and uh, it's
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: a little a little tougher.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: But back in my day, man, I'm old man, they didn't.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: They weren't watching these fraternitys and sororities with their plunging.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: And if anything Penn State didn't need is another bad
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: boys story.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, just when they got over that last hurdle.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: It took him fucking seven years.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I say this for real. My heart goes out to this.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: It's such a horrible tragedy. Sallow him horrible press conference.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It was like, it's heartbreaking, man, ever wrong for him.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: The thing he was talking about it at Florida Florida
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: fam you yeah, Florida A and m A M. Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: The rattler. Yeah, but that same thing that was a
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: horrible hazing. That was one of those band hazing that
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: was on like real sports, and there was there were
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: a lot that was sad that poor fellow. All these
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: things are I just don't get into how I get there.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I got to be your buddy by letting you fucking
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: uh whipstick a fucking corn hole on my ass and
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: beat me to death with a plunger, and I got
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: to wear ladies Brian drink four expressos and.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: M and then we all good.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Good is he never had to wear a bra. The
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: rest are close. It's kind of scary.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Can you steal so much plute book?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I never wore a fucking bro You.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Were a little broad hat. I bet they a little
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: broad kid he had.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about Tucker Max with that shipping sex story?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Oh maybe it was okay because someone's saying, shard you
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: must be referring to the.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Tucker Max ship story.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: What's that story? It's not even worth it? Okay, girl?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: We called him out on our shows.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: The complete I think all his stories are complete and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: other bullet pissed off a lot of people that he
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: had he had uh books that sold really, well.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: He's the author.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Huh, who is it? You've heard of these crazy stories
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that happened to him? You rock, you wanted to thee.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Let's get Ogerson in here too. We'll just bring Operson
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: in here and get him to ruin story.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: He's kind of.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Right, it's not worth it, but I mean, basically the
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: bullshit artist.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Wait, think he is. You gotta be careful. We think
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: he is, so we called him out.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: He had sex and ship what is that he?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Was he having the sex or was he the He
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: kept saying that it was I think it was something
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: like his friends, but they were conveniently had the camera
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: rolling at the time.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: But then he couldn't produce the tape of it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when he fell out of the closet, laughing
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: his ass off, the tape broke stopped. He was filming
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: his buddy, I guess his buddy was was having sex
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: with a girl, you know, butt sex, and then like
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: it got gross and disgusting, So then everyone's throwing up
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and the guy falls out of the closet and then
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the tape falls out of the camera because it's so
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: crazy now and that's why he doesn't have a copy
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: of the tape and we're looking at him like getting
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: so uncomfortable, like you're just lying, but it's all.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Alleged falling out above camera.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Filming something like that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Guy actually doesn't have real story, so he just sat
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: around writing literally, I mean, the motherfucker's ate it up,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: ate it up, and started buying his.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Book like crazy.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: It's like a dude novel.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: He became pretty damn famous for this ship.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: He's like the Oprah dude.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, main points of Live James fucking Liar and little paces.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Paul, I said, the main point of life,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: that's George Bush Ye, the same thing, the same thing.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: What was that all about?
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: That?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: That's an old story. That book was really good to
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: the main little pace.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: I didn't read it really good.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: It was huge, it's huge, and then it comes out
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: there it's all bullshit.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: All bullshit. And he came back on open he lied.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: It was a part of Oprah's book club and he
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: had to go back on and Oprah and.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oprah gave him a talking to him, and he's never
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: been the same. He tried.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: He actually wrote a book, I think a couple of
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: years later, and it's just what was the call dumb?
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: With you gave just kidding called the Oprah finger Wi.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: It's called I had to blow what's his name?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: It's cool, I know how it feels.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I was trying to say, I had to close deedman.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: I was thinking Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. That's
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: why I don't read bro. That's just dangers. It's gonna
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: being thank you prevented from hilarious. He's actually saw me
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: get brain locked.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I can match Hopey ship story everybody's got. We used
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to shoot in the river and watch it float in
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: till the swimmers.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Can that one?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Please?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: He just told me I pretty much told you was
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: chasing in Arkansas, going Arkansas.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Let me start off by saying that I was about
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: sixteen seventeen when we did this.
• 35:42
  Speaker 13: I wouldn't do it now.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay eighteen, you's gonna say I can honestly not.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Say that he's still doing he embraces his.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I can honestly not say that, what's wrong with you?
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: So what late? We're in river.
• 36:00
  Speaker 11: There was a popular river where everybody goes and to
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: some kind of river where we would cat that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: That's where everybody got.
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: Off and kind of hang out.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: For a little bit.
• 36:09
  Speaker 11: Well, we would go up rivers just a little way.
• 36:11
  Speaker 11: There's a tree there water.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: We'd hold onto it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: We just line up and ship and wait for it
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: every down.
• 36:18
  Speaker 13: You know, there was no way that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: It would match the people because there's river narrowed right there.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, kids love it. You think kids pick up ship?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there a salamander like this, one of forest, the
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: rare river brown trout.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: This rock's got corn in it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Grow.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I sure hope the regular radio people aren't listening to that.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've over with forty five minutes.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: That was a couple of minutes.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: We gotta have. We gotta have a terry to hang out.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: To worry about, sir, and then we could clean it up.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: If the tree is not there, the dead mark, Yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: you can't lean in.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: So yeah, let's say.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Hi to this asshole.
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: Who are you, buddy?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: His name's not on there, so he automatically becomes asshole.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure, Eric, you want to bet one hundred
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: dollars that doesn't say Andrew from Long Island on my
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: screen instead of getting all up tight and telling me
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: that in my headphones.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, Henry is in here, all right, but if you come.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Look doesn't say Andrew from You're nowhere on that asshole?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: It over exactly.
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: Oh, I dude, that that was rough.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: Who's this?
• 37:48
  Speaker 13: Who's this asshole?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: That's perfect because it's Andrew from Long Island, one of
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: my assholes.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Let's go.
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: I was gonna say, Carl, you're dude, You're a great
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: addition to the show, but you got some homework to do. Man,
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: you are talking to a legend in the ship taking
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: community when.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you called me.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: That's what? Yeah, what you could call? He called what?
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: How backwards do you want me to go?
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? Throw ship up?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: People? They just said, you didn't say that. This is
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: his resume.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I do a lot of lame stuff.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: But then I go the other way with you ship.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, literally shooting.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: There's no rhyme or reason to it, Carl, I'm shooting,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: shitting in the ocean in front of your mother in law,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: fucking Mavericks to feel like.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: A Navy seal.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: He's here. Hey, my taxes more dangerous than that.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Jump this shark like before I should.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: In front of my mother in law.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're yeah, she didn't see me.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Actually, ship.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: You seemed disappointed about it, and she was very confused.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Why the birds were fishing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: That's the true stone.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: My favorite part is the noise, because the birds like
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: he has a way with the animals.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I was trying to do Fred Flintstone. That's how the
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: that's how the birds moved.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: That was my fairy part of the first two Keys
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the Ocean.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Was there a doctor dude somewhere?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, Andrew you good.
• 39:31
  Speaker 13: I just hope he did.
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: You just calm know about the baby diapers challenge?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was set up that day though well wiped
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: the baby dipe on your face or something.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I mean it was it was honestly, it was just
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: kind of a dumb bit.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: I said, if anyone could, uh, you know, produce a diaper,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I'll make a mustache out of the ship and the diaper.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Knowing knowing that, I would just bring it up every
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: once in a while and I would get people ten
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: minutes to come to the studios.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It was just like what I was ship bit.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: To be honest with you, I.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Never thought I would ever do it, and it would
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: drive people knots, like you're not giving anyone a chance
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: to actually bring a diaper.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Right right.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Guys around me back then, and and and Jimmy and
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the rash they figured out a way to fucking get me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: So you know, I think I I think they hinted,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: you know, maybe you should try that today. I'm trying
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: to remember exactly. So I said, all right, I'll do
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: baby diaper mustache today if anyone could produce a diaper
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: the next time.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And Rich Voss walks through the door. He just had
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: his daughter at the time.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: But in back down I did it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Is so you always figured you had the time so
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: short that nobody could ever get there at times, so
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: you'd never have to do it.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Was I love driving people knots.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of people understand that by now, so I
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: figured it would be a way to just try.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: People and saying like, you're not even giving anyone a chance,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and you know, obviously, yeah, of course, not.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Like being a dick had a tailor that it's Seville Road.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: That's a very good comminge Carl.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: But in the end they got In the.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: End, they got me. They figured out how to do
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: it because some baby it was horrendous.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Did you have to put your hand in and then
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: put it on your face? This video.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: This video, there's a video out there. And then I
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: had like, you know, stubble.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: So it was.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: So I couldn't get it. I couldn't get I was
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: just I was smelling poop until I got home and
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: sure what did I shaved? I think maybe we ran
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: out and got razors that day. Yeah, on the show,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: it was just it was horrendous. That's crazy trying to
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: remember when.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Wow, but it was yeah, whatever, you know, you got
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: that house in the Hampton's.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: One ship must.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: We had a manager.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: We had a manager at one of the restaurants where
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: we used to just we used to brutalize this guy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: This guy was such an asshole, this manager. Right, So
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: one thing kitchen guys do is no matter who you are, black,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: white girl, whatever, if someone from front of the house.
• 42:20
  Speaker 10: Which means manager, waiter, bartender, yeah, fucks with one of us,
• 42:24
  Speaker 10: it's vultron, you're fucking You're done. So we had a
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: girl who's one of the cooks and he went around
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: he grabbed their ass. Who did the manager wow, like
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: just being like, come on, keep that steak and grab it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: And we all looked at it. All right, now you die,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: So I was shucking oysters. So every time I would
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: get a bad oyster and a little cup, I would
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: keep the liquid. And then when he left his soada on.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: The line, mixing bad oyster girls into the soda.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: And we watched this guy he must have he must
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: have drank an ounce of rancid oyster water right and.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Will kill somebody.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Almost ship said, we looking at me.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: It was so bad as something he burped and fuck it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Just took off running two weeks out, two weeks ivy
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: fucking you never got food.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Poison, No kidding, I did that again.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: That's the worst kind of ship.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: That's fabulously good. That's the hope of Greenwich. BA is good.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: He knew it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: He knew it because I guess when they did the
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: touch of like, yo, he's two weeks like He's like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: yeah you do.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: We got uh a two for from North Carolina.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: We went this weekend and uh college graduation Friday. He
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: won a short university basketball for them.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Is it good?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: No, I'm going this weekend was his basketball.
• 43:48
  Speaker 9: He's great.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's great.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Can you bring up some sausage links for me from
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: my buddy over there. I'll give you all the information
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: in his backyard.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: You gotta go. You're gonna put him on. You're putting
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: on a mule run for sausage. Yeah, you know, all right,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: drew in that bitch.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Let's go to James in North Carolina.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, James.
• 44:08
  Speaker 13: Yeah, y'all talking about shipping.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: In the water. In the water in the water. Yeah yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: there's only.
• 44:14
  Speaker 13: One thing worse than a shreddy wheat ship that comes
• 44:18
  Speaker 13: up on the beach and the birds hit it. When
• 44:21
  Speaker 13: you got a good snicker sized bar floater and it
• 44:25
  Speaker 13: gets up on I got. I had a friend of
• 44:28
  Speaker 13: mine shipping the water in the lake one time, and
• 44:30
  Speaker 13: he uh pushed it the shore, just kind of shoved
• 44:33
  Speaker 13: it and es freshly his shore, and some old lady's
• 44:37
  Speaker 13: dog come up, like on any little foodle fans no,
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: come up and grabbed it. He went over to the
• 44:43
  Speaker 13: dog tried to take it away from the drowning at it,
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: and she got a handful of ship. She hadn't know
• 44:53
  Speaker 13: what tell it is. She she snagged it and then
• 44:58
  Speaker 13: she just goes this her run around.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: That's terrorism. That's literally you've ever fought your dolls for
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: a turn? You might be around? Sorry about really, I apologize.
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Jesus, I had a brow better for it, like
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: that fucking pooty whole meat.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Nice James, Like.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: That's a great story, Thanks James.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: How did we get here?
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: All right? For an hour?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Let's go to chuck.
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: I hope you up.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I do this.
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: Tell you, but you didn't have to wear no fucking
• 45:56
  Speaker 13: bra back in the day, y'all.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Stuff too many marshmallows.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: Explained, I didn't what happened?
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: My god, look at the time we gotta go to
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: break Wow, Oh my god.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: There was there was a rumor when Fred and Auburn
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: that they made do put hot dogs in their butt.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Girls did, and then they run around the frat house
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: and they took them out and then they would microwave
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: them and make them eat it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm proud to say that stuff didn't really go
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: that far into ore bus.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got far, I kid, just on the rim.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: You want me to be honest, honest, I can't honestly
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: say things didn't go too far up our butts when
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: we were pledging.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, I just want to clear something.
• 46:52
  Speaker 14: That's the best I can't.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: That's the best I can give you.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: If we're being honest.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not a fan to college.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: We're being honest with each other.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Let's be let's be one.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: There was a room.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: You can't be halfway right, can't be halfway dead, can't
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: be halfway pregnant, and you don't have halfway up there this.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: In your butt or this was more holding stuff with
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: your butt cheeks.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: That's holding what dick? We know, I don't know what else.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: No, I swear that was it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I may know, you lie, I'm not Something else got
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: held over remote control?
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: No, No, that was it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Hamster, that was it for I've been We had a while.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: We had a wattle things in my butt. We had
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: a waddle.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Across the floor and drop it on a fraternity that
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: we didn't like at the time.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: One kid we had to.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Take out their house.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I got it, got it. The word Okay, I've heard,
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I've heard of that. I have heard.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I've heard about I haven't heard of what kid got
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: in the worst though, and he went up in his butt.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Probably somebody got in the worst. Somebody was the nerve
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: of the line.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: It's marshmallows.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: So who's the most marshmallows?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: You had to let you had to pick up your
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: own marshmallows in your hand, hands five and six and
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: seven up there.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: You couldn't even pull your butt cheeks your part and
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: then let them back together to pick it up.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, use your hand.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: It's like the cool machine when you get I've never
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: wanted to be friends with anybody this much my entire life.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: It never don't don't we got Okay, let me just
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: say that it is the Lord.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie the flashbacks your face knowing else
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: is going on?
• 48:39
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: You just had a flashback? He did?
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: That?
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Was it though?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: The story? Chuck?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that one's been told to stewardess. Uh has
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: had to clean my ship on a stewardess had.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: To probably let me.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the I really got it. We gotta
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: go to the opening live reads much fun.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Go to the reads.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I want to see what this is. You are Ari?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Gary? Alright, let's go with Gary and Alabama?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Sure, all right?
• 49:06
  Speaker 14: Roll tied there, Vic, I'm going I got off before.
• 49:11
  Speaker 14: I live in your brother's hometown.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: All right? Sorry, Oh Jesus, are you live in uh Heights?
• 49:17
  Speaker 14: That staburee.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Anyway? Your fancy anyway?
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: So I do some import exports Ie the spot of
• 49:24
  Speaker 14: shine every once in a while, and uh, some reason
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: I had I couldn't take a solid shit, so I
• 49:28
  Speaker 14: had taken these wet ships all the time. So I
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: get on the flight, we take off, I gotta go
• 49:32
  Speaker 14: to the bathroom and I'm unlike Opie, I can't I'm
• 49:35
  Speaker 14: a germophobe. So I had to hover over the top
• 49:38
  Speaker 14: of the thing, and my kid, it sprayed all over
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: the seat. It made this huge mess. I was so embarrassed.
• 49:42
  Speaker 14: I'm like, all right, So I went and sat down,
• 49:44
  Speaker 14: didn't think much about it. But it was about four
• 49:45
  Speaker 14: hours later I got do it again, and I go
• 49:47
  Speaker 14: back there, and the whole bathroom is clean again. So
• 49:49
  Speaker 14: I went in there and the same thing happened again.
• 49:51
  Speaker 14: So now I started watching around and see what happens,
• 49:54
  Speaker 14: and the stewardess would have to go over there and
• 49:55
  Speaker 14: she'd open that door and see that mess, and ships
• 49:57
  Speaker 14: cleaned the whole thing up. So then became a game.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: Because I was drinking the entire flight. I had my
• 50:03
  Speaker 14: buddies with me, and we started doing watch out to
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: see where she went around there, and then I would
• 50:06
  Speaker 14: go in there, do it, come back out, and then
• 50:08
  Speaker 14: we'd go and complain that the bathroom was dirty.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: That's a long fight when you're drinking, and the other
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: long CLIs man.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Once they knew who it was, right turned into this
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: ship game.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: In the end, it was twenty four hours.
• 50:23
  Speaker 14: I drank the whole time, and I was crying, laughing
• 50:26
  Speaker 14: so hard. I couldn't even I couldn't even go in there.
• 50:27
  Speaker 14: And what was so funny? Woke come up there and
• 50:28
  Speaker 14: bring all the storages to show it to them and
• 50:30
  Speaker 14: show them what was happening.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it an Asian students, a flight attendant.
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: No, they're all American.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's fight back.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: And they never knew it was you.
• 50:39
  Speaker 14: They never knew where we never found out.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's so.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: That's one thing. I don't have a lot of his
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: ship stories because I was a chef so young. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: completely paranoid, you know what I mean? Like you see,
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: like you watch it when I was growing up.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: You see the videos, like you know, when you started
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: as a chef, they would show you, like the graphic videos.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: You get completely turned off.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we really got to take a break.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: If people wanted to hold through the break, that's fine.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of great stories.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: You either love poop stories or you don't. You do
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: what you don't? I have my filt, So it's a
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: it's a total in comedy, it's a total coin flip.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: It's we stopped talking about poo and I have some
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: bettons him from Tennessee.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: How about you open up that salted caramel moonshot?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Those are that's moonshine?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Here the guy that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Brought to yeah stopped just in case Alberta hangs up
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Tim he goes shipping in a ladies purse and seeing
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: who would pick up the purse first.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's good that I've heard of that.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I've heard of that one. That's an old that's an
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: old frat prank as well.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: You know how pathetic this show is.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: By the way, we were going to talk about James
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Coley because it's a huge story, and I had Stunt
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: bray uh he called the hotline four times during that,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: and then I have Lionel from Linel meeting.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You want to discuss it, and I'm like, how the stories?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I think that no question about it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: But hopefully we'll get stump brain or line on.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Let them talk about politics and eat some ham.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: It's like, we can do that. Yeah, right, will feast
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: while they argue, talk about whatever what we brooke work,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: We can do this yeah all day. Yeah literally, let
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: me reintroduce.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: And by the way, I'm going to tell you that
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: I know that what the FBI thing is bad.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: But what I do is I have some ice cream
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: with frozen bourbon that we're gonna pour on the ice crack.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: My calory, make the.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Cut into a crotch.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: The cake, I don't think it made the cut.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: There's so much good stuff in the studid I tried
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: in the office.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: I tried that Happy Birthday to your son. I tried
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: the cake.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: It's not gonna make it happy birthday from.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: You want to from yesterday airplane for the first time yesterday.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: They were very proud of it. He was pointing to
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: the state pay that pay at twenty seven years old.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: It's not a mean joke. If I go twenty years.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry, good, we'll be back. Stacey's gonna explain the moonshine and.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: We're gonna celebrate vixed last day right all right now,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: he said on Twitter.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: It's his last day.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Don't want to get terry y.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Have fun at vix goodbye party with some ham and
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: ice cream. Smell that ship I don't call that ship.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Smells goodness, and that's some good stuff. I'm gonna I
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: got so.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Smell moonshine. I think we'll run along moment.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yes you will.