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Unicorns Pay the Bills · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: Thank you.
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Testecleese: Hello?
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We've got your 341 of the Jeffersons.
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Testecleese: I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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Testecleese: Always two guys drinking some beer, talking about what's going on. We got the repeat offender with us.
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Repeat Offender: Give.
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Testecleese: So,
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Okay.
0:46
Testecleese: I am sure enjoyed the 4th of July holiday.
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Testecleese: Way down under… More than half of our country did.
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Repeat Offender: Always do, mate. Always do. It's always a pleasure to share that 4th of July with you.
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Testecleese: Oh, I loved watching Japan do their crazy light show.
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Testecleese: France, Italy.
1:08
Testecleese: It was amazing watching Japan. We nuked them 100 years ago, right? And they're celebrating the 4th of July.
1:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:22
Testecleese: We'll definitely get into that. That's definitely on the agenda. I just had to bring up that was a good Fourth of July weekend up here.
1:29
Brian McFadden: I saw you running away from fireworks, so.
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Testecleese: I didn't run away. I flipped the fuse and got away quickly.
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Brian McFadden: I look like you're running. That's why I commented on it like run forest run.
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Testecleese: Oh, it's a short enough fuse that if you just wander off, by the time you turn around, it's already this guy blowing up.
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Repeat Offender: I've got to concur with Brian, I saw the same.
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Brian McFadden: That's fine, you… I tell you what, you stay.
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Testecleese: Get in there and hold.
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Brian McFadden: It's over the board.
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Testecleese: You've been firing off.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: There was some sparkler stuff, yes, but there was shoot way up in the sky and blow up stuff too.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:08
Brian McFadden: So, you're gonna start with Supergirl? This is hilarious, because…
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Brian McFadden: I was watching, I think it was Hulu.
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Brian McFadden: or maybe Amazon Prime, but one of those streaming networks
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Brian McFadden: are doing the advertisements for this stupid movie, and they're saying it's America's most exciting summer movie of the season. Crowds are dying to see this movie. And I'm like.
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Testecleese: Well, that.
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Brian McFadden: Where are they getting their statistics from? Because everything I've been reading, it's a bomb!
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Testecleese: See, that's why they gave an opinion statement. Most exciting, not most watched, not, you know what I mean? Not most reviewed, rated.
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Brian McFadden: Mmh.
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Testecleese: rated, whatever. Most of this means I enjoyed it a whole bunch.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: But it bombed. It bombed hard. And I'm not sure where the number 73% drop comes from. Are they saying it only it it came up 73% short of what was projected to make in the first week. Is that what it means?
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Brian McFadden: I think this is the second week of it. It had a 73 percent drop from the first week.
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Testecleese: Okay.
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Brian McFadden: And it's getting beat out by Angel Studio's Young Washington movie. Now, part of this might be that Angel Studios has been handing out two free tickets to every veteran when they apply online for them.
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Testecleese: Really? Yeah. Now there's no movie theaters near me.
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Brian McFadden: That's a problem.
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Testecleese: There's nothing near me.
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Brian McFadden: But I…
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Testecleese: Free tickets? I'll go watch it, I'll go watch it. I am a little upset with Angel Studios, though. Did you see the, trailers for their new Animal Farm?
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: With, like, Seth, Green in it, and a whole bunch of guys like.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
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Testecleese: Basically basically, it's anti capitalist instead of anti communist.
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
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Brian McFadden: Not right.
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Testecleese: Exactly. Like, write a new story, just like Snow White. You don't want to go to a woman with skin as white as snow, then write a different story. Don't just change it, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: But yeah, man, and it's funny, because, UPN has a whole bunch of superhero TV shows, and Supergirl was one of them, and it was actually… I watched it when it was fresh, and I enjoyed it.
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Testecleese: And it's made a massive comeback since the movie came out, but I don't know if anyone's actually watching it, or if it's just being, like, super recommended.
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Testecleese: Right.
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Brian McFadden: Huh. I think it's being super recommended.
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Testecleese: Yeah, because if the timing wasn.
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Brian McFadden: Because the studio is paying for the advertising on all these streaming services, so…
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Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
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Testecleese: Oh.
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Testecleese: Okay, this is… we were talking about this just before we hit, record.
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Testecleese: That Air Force General we talked about, the Capitol B.
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Brian McFadden: The major.
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Testecleese: Yes, I'm sorry, did I say capt.
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Brian McFadden: You said general.
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Testecleese: Oh, general, whatever.
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Brian McFadden: Give him a promotion.
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Testecleese: A giant one, apparently.
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Testecleese: I, for some reason, just assumed it was the, Air Force MPs that picked him up. Which, do the Air Force have MPs, or do they use the Army.
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Brian McFadden: No, they have their own, they have their own MPs. They're called SP.
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Testecleese: Sure, what was that?
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Brian McFadden: I don't know.
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Repeat Offender: Mmm.
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Testecleese: Navy has SP Shore Patrol.
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
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Testecleese: No, just…
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Brian McFadden: We don't even call them that in the States. They're called master arms. So.
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Testecleese: Well, the master at arms is also a rating.
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Testecleese: underway that does, like, security forces and such. You know, that's… they control the armory and fire the guns. The big guns.
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Testecleese: Do the Marines use MPs, or do they use Shoal Patrol?
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Brian McFadden: I think they got their own military police too. Yeah, they do, but I think they got their own security forces too. Cause remember on the carrier, they've got, they've got the Marines protecting the nuclear reactors.
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Testecleese: Yes.
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Testecleese: It's funny, when I was on the Carl Vinson, not only were there a handful of Marines, we actually had a SE
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Testecleese: And it's funny because you watch the movies or TV and these seals are just massive, enormous dudes that, you know, stick out in a crowd no matter where they are.
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Brian McFadden: -Hu.
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Testecleese: and you meet these dudes in real life, and like, okay, yeah, he's in way better shape than I am, but he could blend into a crowd, and that's the whole point, you know what I mean? They got beards and everything, so they don't look like sail
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Testecleese: Maybe one of them was a hall tech, just like me. And instead of hanging out and working out with the rest of the seals because they had nothing to do until it was time to do something, he actually came and worked in the shop. He's like, no, I'll weld the shit, shit, go down and be nice to have some fresh practice and training, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, hu.
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Testecleese: He's like, trust me, I've cleaned my rifle enough times.
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Testecleese: But I just, I remember thinking it was hilarious that, like.
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Testecleese: Meeting these dudes, actually, like, hanging out and having beers with them, like, these dudes are nothing like what they make you think they are, and that's the whole point, you know? Just like when Obama… what a fool. It's like, oh, thanks to, SEAL Team 6 out of Norfolk, Virginia. By the time you finish saying that out loud, they weren't in Norfolk, Virgin
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Testecleese: Which… I don't know where they are now, and I'm sure neither do you.
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: You wouldn't, you wouldn't be dumb enough to.
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Brian McFadden: No, no, not at all.
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Testecleese: That judge, is it Dugan or Duggan? I've heard both, I think I've called her both on.
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Brian McFadden: I don't.
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Testecleese: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, right.
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Brian McFadden: I mean, I'm not surprised she didn't get any jail time, but she doesn't have a job anymore either, so…
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Testecleese: But yeah, we'.
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Brian McFadden: Probably will lose her law license, too, in the process.
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Repeat Offender: She did.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I think she got disbarred, Yeah. Is that…
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Testecleese: Yeah, it should.
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Brian McFadden: Here we go.
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Testecleese: Yeah, glitching up.
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Testecleese: Well, speaking of,
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Testecleese: helping illegal immigrants get away with their crimes. That fella we were talking about, the walls…
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Testecleese: In a Minnesota park.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, -h.
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Testecleese: A child rapist just before his sentence was up so that he could be deported.
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Testecleese: Rubio put an end to that, didn't he?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Repeat Offender: Australia only.
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Brian McFadden: Yep, he got deported.
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Testecleese: Rubio stepped in personally, made sure this guy had no claim to stay in the States, and, like, personally oversaw this man's deportation back to Laos.
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Testecleese: Rubio's, oh.
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Testecleese: Not chief of staff. Oh, my God! Why, Secretary of State, right?
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Repeat Offender: You bet.
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Brian McFadden: Secretary of State, yeah,
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Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. OK, that explains how he could. He could just tell DHS what to do.
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Testecleese: It's… Another thing, I just want to point this out to a lot of people.
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Testecleese: A lot of people assume that the Vice President.
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Testecleese: is, like, the second most powerful man in the world. It's either gonna be the Secretary of State or Chief of Staff for the President, the people that actually can make decisions and do things. The VP's are, go stand over there, don't be anywhere near me in case I get killed, someone else has the job.
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Testecleese: Right. He's, he's not, he's not making, the only thing the VP really does besides that.
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Testecleese: Is break tie, tying votes in…
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, it's not when, when necessary, yep.
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Testecleese: Yeah. Okay.
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Testecleese: But yeah, no.
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Repeat Offender: That's pretty easy to do.
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Repeat Offender: I'll ask you for the 20 plus grand letters for you.
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Testecleese: Sounds like you're underwater.
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Repeat Offender: Oh, so pretty rude by the time he did in.
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Testecleese: Remember to get them one of my antennas you can plug into the bottom of.
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Repeat Offender: Can you hear me?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Okay.
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Repeat Offender: Last time I was with Rupert, he told me that, didn't he?
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Testecleese: I couldn't get that Brian, did.
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Brian McFadden: -
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Repeat Offender: Oh my god.
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Testecleese: unfortunate.
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Repeat Offender: Oh, no.
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Testecleese: All right, well, we'll see if that works
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Testecleese: okay so what this this this dude Joey Chestnut I'm pretty sure we've spoken about this guy before haven't we.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's… last year, he couldn't do the, 4th of July because Nathan's wouldn't let him.
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Brian McFadden: Because he did another hot dog eating contest right before, and they've… They wouldn't let.
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Testecleese: Saf.
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Brian McFadden: Participate.
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Testecleese: Yeah. Like, no no way we're gonna let you do that again to your body in, like, 4 days. You know?
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Testecleese: Hey!
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Testecleese: Whatever happened to that little tiny girl, that, woman that was
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Testecleese: Competing, like, on the same level as him.
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Brian McFadden: She won again.
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Brian McFadden: She's won, like, 6 or 7 times in a row.
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Testecleese: No. That female competition?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they have a male version and a female version.
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Testecleese: Jeez Louise. Yeah. And she, the, she just sucks down these hot dogs and what they, they, usually they dunk the, the roll in water.
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
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Brian McFadden: Some people do.
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Testecleese: Oh my god, how…
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Brian McFadden: Because it goes down faster.
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Testecleese: Yeah, but how do you not throw up as soon as you are done stuffing?
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Brian McFadden: We were talking, I don't know where I was at, but I was talking to somebody about it, and they're like, he's got to, like, go purge himself after this, you know, or have his stomach pumped, or something like that, you know.
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Testecleese: Not even that. It's like your body physically would reject that much food in it, wouldn't it?
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Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
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Testecleese: Your stomach would just start pumping it out on its own, like, NOPE
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Testecleese: But yeah, the numbers of the… like, what, like
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Testecleese: I don't know, like, 25, 30 hot dogs?
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Brian McFadden: Joey?
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Testecleese: I just know it's a ridicul.
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Brian McFadden: He was in the 50s.
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Testecleese: Oh my god. That's insane. And how much time did he get to eat that he ate 50 hot dogs.
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Brian McFadden: I think 10 minutes and that's not as high. 71 is high.
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Testecleese: Oh, my God! Did you? Oh, my God!
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Testecleese: Like, how does your stomach physically expand that quickly?
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Brian McFadden: I don't know.
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Brian McFadden: No idea.
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Repeat Offender: Would be a stomach span, it might be what was the remn.
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Testecleese: I mean, I know that they train themselves doing this, stretching their stomach and all that stuff for like months in advance, but still, that's just insane. I can't imagine dumping that much food in your stomach. I mean, someone not just saying no and throwing it all back out, you know what I mean? It's like.
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Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
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Testecleese: Go get a Gatorade, you know?
12:38
Testecleese: I need I need Pepto and an antacid now.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: Yes.
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Testecleese: Oh, check this out, I… I don't remember where it happened, it probably says it right in here.
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Testecleese: See, this is something that, oh, this is in Australia, they used to.
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Testecleese: In news articles, I don't know if you remember, back in the day when there were newspapers.
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Testecleese: The first word in an article was the location, and it was in.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don.
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Testecleese: Then there was a hype, and then the article started.
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Testecleese: They don't do that anymore. They bury where it is halfway down. It's like, oh, well, okay, whatever. This mom's
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Testecleese: She's being investigated after her 4-year-old son was found dead, and she's being investigated for cannibalism.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, that happened not far from me, a few hours away from me.
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Testecleese: Yeah, and Weong, is that how you pronounce it?
13:34
Testecleese: W. Y. O. N. G.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, some days, you know.
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Testecleese: It's Yeah, the name of the town.
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Repeat Offender: Royal.
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Testecleese: I'm…
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Repeat Offender: Boy.
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Testecleese: Oh, and it's a white woman.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, it's about an hour, hour and a half away from me, less than that, about 45 minutes.
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Testecleese: Yeah, that's horrible.
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Repeat Offender: Mate, it's you, what… Mental… mental health issues,
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Testecleese: Yeah, well, as soon as I saw Australia, I was like, oh, this had to be some weird aboriginal thing. You know what I mean? Nope. No.
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Repeat Offender: Of course.
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Testecleese: It's not. It's some frickin' nutjob woman who, based on the blurred face photo, was not starving enough to eat her child.
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Repeat Offender: Crystal meth problem, I think.
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Testecleese: Bath salts.
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Repeat Offender: Thank you.
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Brian McFadden: Bad songs.
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Testecleese: remember that where they were eating people's faces.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, right.
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Testecleese: I was like, oh my god, it's a zombie apocalypse, grab your shotguns.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, that, yeah, that happened a while, mate. That's, yeah, that's only about 45 minutes away from where.
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Testecleese: Jeez, it's funny, the wife and I were just talking about hoping to get to Australia when the girls are old enough.
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Testecleese: She's like, oh, I wanna see Bondi Beach. I was like, oh, where that guy with the huge balls just took a semi-automatic rifle from a dude?
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's got a couple of shops down there.
15:02
Testecleese: Yeah.
15:03
Repeat Offender: Did you hear what happened to you? But did you hear what happened.
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Testecleese: No, did they get him a golden wheelbarrow to carry his giant balls around in?
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Repeat Offender: No, he's, he's, he's father and some of his relays, they try to cash in on the money he got.
15:17
Repeat Offender: compensation.
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Testecleese: His family tried to take his, like, hey, you're a good guy money.
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Repeat Offender: Yep, and his father's had him charged with assault.
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Repeat Offender: Made out of his bloody domestic violence so he can get some sort of money out of.
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Testecleese: Oh, that's messed up.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah.
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Repeat Offender: Don't worry, there's a lot of support for him out there, like, there's a lot of support. People send him money because he got shot 4 or 5 times.
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Testecleese: All right, I got it
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Testecleese: That beer is so terrible. I was unaware. I mean, I might have known at the time, but I was.
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Testecleese: I don't remember the details, I just remember this guy was like, no, this ain't gonna happen in my town, you know what I mean?
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Repeat Offender: Well, what happened was, when he got the gun off him
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Repeat Offender: That was… you got it off the father, and the son was up there still.
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Repeat Offender: Pumping out rounds.
16:04
Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's popped in 4 or 5 times while he's given the gun.
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Repeat Offender: He said, because they asked him why he didn't shoot him, he said, because I'm not going to kill no.
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Testecleese: Hey, man. I respect that argument.
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Testecleese: When it's just yourself, but this man was shooting into a crowd, someone had to stop him, and you finally had a weapon that could have stopped him. It's your responsibility at that time, I believe, to do something, you know? Or at least hand it to someone who will.
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Testecleese: And the thing is, if you are so anti-weapon.
16:35
Testecleese: Chances are he had no idea how to operate that thing.
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Repeat Offender: Yeah, I think that would have been an issue.
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Testecleese: Yeah, a lot of folks make it sound like it's…
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Testecleese: super easy, and it's not super difficult, but you have to know how to, like, take it off a safe, how to aim, how to load, you know what I mean?
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Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
16:55
Testecleese: You… you…
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Brian McFadden: You're.
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Testecleese: So muted still.
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Repeat Offender: Sorry, guys. I was just saying, like, his relay's coming out of the woodworks, and they try to get all this money out, because he was giving something like…
17:07
Repeat Offender: The crowd had a GoFundMe, Oh, yeah, people.
17:10
Testecleese: Pouring money in there to pay the hero, right.
17:12
Repeat Offender: Something like two and a half million you got.
17:14
Testecleese: Oh, good for him! What's that compared to in US dollars? Is that somewhere probably…
17:18
Repeat Offender: Probably, it probably came down to 17, 18, 1.8 mil, something like that.
17:23
Testecleese: Oh my goodness. That's enough money not to worry about money for a very long time. Like all your bills are handled, you know what I mean?
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Repeat Offender: Oh, 100%. His family wanted part of it.
17:32
Testecleese: He went to install air conditioning in his home for that in Australia.
17:37
Repeat Offender: He could have got a gold wheelbarrow for his balls.
17:43
Repeat Offender: In short, it…
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Testecleese: Funny, actually, the mother in law doesn't have any kind of AC system and hit like 100 degrees.
17:52
Brian McFadden: So she came to your house.
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Testecleese: Well, no, she's like, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. No, you're gonna die. She's like, oh, I came from Florida.
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Brian McFadden: She doesn't have even one window unit?
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Testecleese: No! And the windows are a funny size, so you can't.
18:07
Brian McFadden: Oh.
18:08
Testecleese: All a window unit do.
18:09
Brian McFadden: Okay.
18:10
Testecleese: So… so I got one of them ones with, like, a bucket, like a DH.
18:13
Brian McFadden: Yes, you gotta go empty the bucket.
18:15
Testecleese: Well, it's got hoses and I was like
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Testecleese: Don't move this thing around, because if you're going to, we have to change the way it's set up. Right now, it's.
18:23
Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
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Testecleese: And at first I was like, why don't we set up and drain it into like a bowl for your
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Testecleese: And she's like, oh, that sounds gross. I'm like, it's just condensate, it's Bob.
18:36
Testecleese: But yeah, I was thinking about geothermal energy. I did a whole bunch of reading, and I think I can install something
18:43
Testecleese: Into her… into her home, myself, with geothermal cooling.
18:47
Brian McFadden: Okay.
18:48
Testecleese: Dig a giant hole and run copper tubes.
18:50
Brian McFadden: Wouldn't that be also used as heating too?
18:54
Testecleese: Yes, but it'll only get up to like 55 degrees.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
18:57
Testecleese: Because once you dig something like 5 feet down in the ground, or 4 and a half feet.
19:01
Testecleese: Anywhere on the planet, it's 55 degrees. Okay.
19:05
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's better than, that's still gonna make our heating bill a whole lot less if it's already 55 in the house.
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Testecleese: Instead of negative 2.
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Brian McFadden: Exactly. She won't die if it gets down to 55 and her fire goes out. She'll be cold, but…
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Testecleese: I was worried about, I kept saying, I was like, you're gonna freeze to death, because she wouldn't use the.
19:27
Brian McFadden: Right.
19:27
Testecleese: I just can't get it to work. I was like.
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Repeat Offender: Okay.
19:30
Brian McFadden: And how was her electric heat bill through the winter? Oh my god.
19:34
Testecleese: No, it just caught up to her. She's like, oh, my bill didn't go up at all. They haven't been buying
19:42
Testecleese: They still charge…
19:43
Repeat Offender: Got.
19:43
Testecleese: the rates that the previous owners used when they were using the wood stove.
19:48
Brian McFadden: Yes.
19:49
Repeat Offender: Just a quick break, guys. I think you've got your first advertisement money.
19:53
Brian McFadden: All right. Yeah, I sent on the vape, darling. We got paid.
19:58
Testecleese: There we go. That's actually our second donation. We got one way back in the day for 100 bucks from a friend of mine.
20:04
Brian McFadden: My beer.
20:05
Testecleese: That, yeah, to buy beer for the Oh.
20:08
Brian McFadden: This.
20:09
Repeat Offender: So we're good.
20:11
Testecleese: for plugging Bloodline.
20:12
Brian McFadden: He stayed up to his word, though. He said he'd do it if you ever drink it on the show.
20:21
Repeat Offender: I said 50 Australian dollars, about 33 bucks, boys.
20:24
Testecleese: Well, there you go, that's like a third of our annual storage fees.
20:28
Brian McFadden: Hello.
20:30
Testecleese: Oh, my father wanted my self and my two daughters to do, ancestry thing, which I, I didn't want to do because I don't want my that.
20:40
Testecleese: The Chinese to get my DNA to be able to make diseases designed just for me, but turns out my entire family.
20:47
Testecleese: Which is enormous, has already done it.
20:50
Testecleese: Dude, I'm way whiter than I thought.
20:54
Testecleese: Almost entirely English and Welsh, but some Newfoundland, some Irish, some Scottish. I was like, oh, okay.
21:05
Testecleese: I thought it was interesting anyway. I was like, well, if I have the info, info, I may as well look at.
21:11
Brian McFadden: He wrote on there, well chugged, mate.
21:18
Testecleese: I'm drinking Bud Light. I don't think you.
21:22
Repeat Offender: Thank you.
21:23
Brian McFadden: You see your face every time you take a sip.
21:26
Testecleese: Oh, that's not good.
21:28
Repeat Offender: You will not say what we're saying. It was funny.
21:32
Testecleese: They didn't. I went to three different spots looking for Miller Lite. I couldn't get
21:36
Testecleese: Almost picked up a bottle of whiskey instead, but of course, I couldn't just get Crown Royal, it only had the weird flavored cra.
21:43
Brian McFadden: Okay.
21:44
Testecleese: I was like, I don't want to mix it and have cherry whiskey coke, you.
21:48
Brian McFadden: What'.
21:48
Testecleese: Whiskey and ice.
21:50
Brian McFadden: Yep.
21:52
Repeat Offender: That's.
21:53
Testecleese: But yeah, whatever. You shared this one, Brian, this, this, holy crap.
21:57
Brian McFadden: I heard about this at my Bible study on Wednesday night from one of the other attendees about this student pilot and their instructor in Argentina.
22:10
Brian McFadden: This was actually his second flight of the day.
22:14
Brian McFadden: And, he… that's… he's been a student…
22:18
Testecleese: He had enough?
22:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't know, and the instructor had been… apparently, the instructor lived at home with his parents.
22:24
Brian McFadden: And he'd been doing this for, like, 10 years, worked for this one company for over 4, and nobody saw any warning signs, except looking back, he didn't drive himself to work that day, he had one of his students pick him up and bring him into work.
22:39
Testecleese: Mmm.
22:40
Brian McFadden: That was like the only warning sign that came up after the fact.
22:44
Testecleese: You normally wouldn't care about leaving a vehicle behind. But in case anyone's wondering, what the hell is Brian talking about? They were up in the air flying.
22:52
Brian McFadden: 800, 850 feet.
22:54
Testecleese: Yeah, fly.
22:55
Brian McFadden: She already had her pilot's license, but she needed more hours.
22:59
Brian McFadden: To, you know, be able to fly on our own.
23:02
Testecleese: Well, apparently the instructor looked over and said, you got this, dude, or something like that.
23:06
Brian McFadden: Yep.
23:07
Testecleese: Opened the door and just rolled in.
23:09
Brian McFadden: Sell out.
23:09
Testecleese: Hell to his death.
23:10
Brian McFadden: Yep.
23:12
Testecleese: And then this student managed to land the plane alone, going, what the fuck just happened?
23:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he or she, I don't remember which it was, but they contacted ground control, air tower, and they made sure that, you know, they were able to land safely.
23:27
Testecleese: Oh, and I'm sure they cleared the whole run.
23:29
Brian McFadden: I'm like, oh.
23:30
Testecleese: Everything.
23:30
Brian McFadden: You can only imagine what's going through this student's mind, you know, when they watch the pilot of the plane just jump out.
23:36
Testecleese: That messes with your head enough. Now.
23:38
Brian McFadden: Now you gotta actually lay in the planter, you're gonna die too!
23:45
Testecleese: Yeah, right.
23:45
Repeat Offender: Bridges.
23:46
Testecleese: Holy shit!
23:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. I can't wait.
23:49
Testecleese: We did this to this guy.
23:51
Brian McFadden: I know, it's insane. It's one thing to commit suicide on your own, but it's another to
23:57
Brian McFadden: You know, possibly take somebody else's life with you in the process.
24:01
Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
24:02
Repeat Offender: Commitment and coaching, isn't it? What a commitment to coaching.
24:06
Testecleese: Hey, you, you, you're gonna learn how to do this because you know what.
24:09
Brian McFadden: Fingers lit.
24:10
Testecleese: the nest!
24:12
Brian McFadden: Sing.
24:13
Repeat Offender: Throw kids in the water, mate, mate, and swim their way to hell.
24:17
Testecleese: The mama bird is supposed to push the baby bird out of the nest. The mama bird doesn't just.
24:21
Repeat Offender: Right.
24:26
Testecleese: Oh, my god. Yeah. I mean, it's traumatic enough to deal with that. Exactly. Now you're 800 plus feet above the ground going, what the fuck just happened?
24:33
Brian McFadden: Yep.
24:33
Testecleese: You know?
24:36
Testecleese: Do you think that student gets back up, or gets back up in the air, or just says, no, I'm done?
24:41
Brian McFadden: I think he'll get… I think they'll get back up in the air, because they had already had their pilot's license, you know, and they're.
24:47
Testecleese: Fracking hours to be able to do it alone.
24:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think.
24:50
Repeat Offender: All of a sudden.
24:51
Brian McFadden: I think I think I if if I was Argentina, I would just go ahead and write a sign it off. It's like, yeah, you're qualified. You got your number.
24:59
Testecleese: Pulled this one off, dude.
25:02
Brian McFadden: If you can land a plane after your instructor jumps out and commits suicide, you're good.
25:07
Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's confident the land.
25:09
Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
25:09
Repeat Offender: Oh!
25:10
Testecleese: What a way to do it, too, like.
25:12
Brian McFadden: No.
25:12
Testecleese: You have 850 feet falling to realize what you just did.
25:17
Brian McFadden: Bad idea.
25:19
Testecleese: This was a bad idea the whole way down. Actually, isn't that the number one thing you hear from people that attempted suicide?
25:24
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
25:25
Testecleese: Like, as soon as I stepped off the bridge, I realized it was too late to change a terrible decision. It's like, oh my god.
25:35
Testecleese: Okay, this… I hadn't heard about this until now, but… I guess Trump…
25:40
Testecleese: got involved to stop Mondani's official, Mondani from meeting with the Irani ambassador to the United States in the UN. Yep.
25:51
Testecleese: I'm pretty sure that's against the law for this man to be
25:54
Testecleese: Speaking on behalf of the United States.
25:57
Brian McFadden: Definitely is. They tried to get Trump on that. They got,
26:01
Brian McFadden: The Flynn on stuff like that.
26:04
Testecleese: Yeah.
26:09
Testecleese: I mean, I guess they stopped him from doing it?
26:13
Testecleese: Which is… which means no crime actually occurred, but that's ridiculous to me.
26:17
Brian McFadden: Yes.
26:19
Repeat Offender: Okay.
26:20
Testecleese: Because God knows what kind of garbage Mamdani would have guaranteed Iran if we could bring, you know what.
26:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
26:27
Testecleese: Yeah.
26:28
Testecleese: Oh, don't worry, just come to New York, we'll take care of you guys. You can build your bombs here, I mean, get jobs here.
26:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
26:38
Repeat Offender: That's even now, and Darnie's even done that now after the Supreme Court ruling that went in Trump's favor.
26:45
Testecleese: Which one? Whole bunches.
26:46
Repeat Offender: People.
26:47
Testecleese: You know.
26:48
Repeat Offender: The one with the ice and that?
26:51
Repeat Offender: The deportation?
26:53
Testecleese: Oh!
26:54
Repeat Offender: Then he sw.
26:55
Testecleese: Yeah, a whole bunch of stuff happened with deportation recently.
26:58
Repeat Offender: Yeah, the Supreme Court made a couple of really, really big decisions and that, and they all went Trump's way.
27:04
Repeat Offender: Or America's way, I should say.
27:07
Testecleese: Yeah, the birthright citizenship, did you see what Trump put out on there on, X, or on Truth about it?
27:14
Repeat Offender: Yay!
27:16
Brian McFadden: So I want the Supreme Court to listen to it again.
27:18
Testecleese: Well, he congratulated China and Xi Jinping on their great, win against.
27:23
Brian McFadden: Okay.
27:24
Testecleese: The United States or whatever.
27:27
Brian McFadden: What's.
27:28
Repeat Offender: I think he's going through the Senate, too. He's saying to the Senate, too, like.
27:32
Brian McFadden: I haven't seen anything come across my newsfeed, but I got a text message from somebody that said Susan Collins was gonna vote for the SAVE Act.
27:44
Testecleese: I haven't heard anything about that.
27:47
Brian McFadden: Apparently, that would be enough for it to pass, and that,
27:51
Brian McFadden: You know, it would go to Trump's desk for become a law.
27:55
Testecleese: Isn't she currently in office?
27:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah, she is.
27:58
Testecleese: Couldn't.
27:59
Brian McFadden: He was running against, he was running against Plattner.
28:03
Testecleese: Yeah, couldn't she just have done this already?
28:06
Repeat Offender: She should've.
28:07
Brian McFadden: She should have, but it's Susan Collins, the most wishy-washy Republican in the world.
28:13
Repeat Offender: Oh, Mitch, Mitch.
28:14
Repeat Offender: Richard Cole's no way to be.
28:17
Testecleese: I've heard.
28:18
Brian McFadden: Oh, they know where he's at!
28:21
Repeat Offender: Yeah, Brian did, isn'.
28:22
Brian McFadden: I'm a.
28:23
Testecleese: Brain dead. Did you see his wife was in his wife?
28:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah, she flew off the center after he was hospitalized.
28:29
Testecleese: Speaking to the. Yeah. Oh, my God.
28:33
Testecleese: How many of these Dems have been busted with Chinese spies?
28:38
Testecleese: You know?
28:39
Brian McFadden: Yep.
28:41
Testecleese: Oh my God, what was it? Maxine Waters driver, right
28:45
Testecleese: Was it Wiener was banging a Chinese spy or something?
28:48
Brian McFadden: Yep.
28:49
Repeat Offender: Swirl will, as well.
28:50
Testecleese: So yeah, Swalwell is like.
28:53
Testecleese: You guys haven't learned your lesson, you just love that sideways pussy so much, hu.
28:58
Repeat Offender: All right, yeah.
28:59
Testecleese: Yes, I know it was racist, but it's funny, and you all know it.
29:03
Repeat Offender: It wasn't racist, I thought it was fucking.
29:05
Testecleese: Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's not racist. And just because it's racist doesn't mean it's not funny. All right.
29:12
Repeat Offender: The bulge state, the bulge state.
29:14
Testecleese: jokes come from. They're, they're terrible, but they're hilarious often. That's, you know, it's so tough to find white wasp jokes these days. They used to be good wasp jokes.
29:23
Testecleese: But who's making fun of white Anglo-Saxon Protestants these days?
29:27
Testecleese: Now they just use them and call them Nazis.
29:30
Repeat Offender: Almost the days of taking the piss out of each other. You know, you can have some real good fun taking the piss out.
29:35
Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
29:37
Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, shoot. I remember I worked in doing demolition in Virginia, and I worked with, like, an all black crew, except for one other dude. I'm sorry. He's a
29:46
Testecleese: And this dude, he goes, man, I think you officially black now. And I was like, that's not possible. He's like, what? I was like, I know who my father is. And he goes, fuck, I know who my father is. He's like, yeah, isn't your dad white, though? He goes, fuck
30:03
Testecleese: See, that was just us cracking jokes at each other, not being mean, you know? Yeah.
30:07
Repeat Offender: All right.
30:07
Testecleese: That's right.
30:08
Repeat Offender: It's.
30:08
Testecleese: His dad is white, that's why he thought it was so fun, he's like, oh man, you burned me twice on that
30:16
Testecleese: What's going on in Michigan with, the Gaylord men?
30:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we had… They were convicted under the Biden Clean Air Act for a…
30:30
Testecleese: Bypassing emissions standards or something, right?
30:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah, this is, I believe it's a bar.
30:36
Testecleese: I think, I thought it was a mechanic, like.
30:38
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, mechanic, yeah, yep. They were ordered to pay $750,000 in… Clean Air Act violations.
30:48
Brian McFadden: And and they also had one year probation along with the fines.
30:56
Brian McFadden: It was a diesel repair and electronics modification facility that adjusts engine power and fuel efficiency through Wi-Fi connections with trucks on the road.
31:06
Brian McFadden: And they were saying that they were conducting remote reprogramming, which was a violation of the Clean Air Act under Biden.
31:15
Testecleese: How is that a violation of the Clean Air Act to
31:18
Testecleese: Program a computer from somewhere else.
31:20
Brian McFadden: Well, the court ordered the case to be, they wanted $1.8 million in fines.
31:28
Brian McFadden: Because it involved 2 truck repair companies and one truckload transportation company, 11 people.
31:35
Testecleese: Oh.
31:36
Brian McFadden: So Trump actually pardoned seven people.
31:39
Brian McFadden: In this case…
31:40
Testecleese: Basically, just the ringleaders getting to get bust.
31:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
31:44
Testecleese: Okay, well, I can, I can accept that, I suppose, because.
31:48
Testecleese: Did, did he change the law that he pardoned these guys of breaking?
31:54
Brian McFadden: I think he did already. I think it was an executive order that Biden put in place and you know how executive orders go.
32:03
Testecleese: Well, you would think that, that would mean Trump would be able to undo all sorts of stuff that Obama and Biden did, but the courts haven't let him, like, DACA.
32:12
Repeat Offender: Right.
32:13
Testecleese: You know, that was a…
32:14
Testecleese: executive order, but Trump wasn't allowed to snap his fingers in an executive order and undo it, which I… we discussed ad nauseum a while ago.
32:24
Testecleese: Speaking of Barack Obama, I'm wondering if this city, this town was named this when,
32:29
Brian McFadden: Backwards.
32:31
Testecleese: When West Virginia was still a blue state.
32:34
Testecleese: barackville Not kidding you, the name of the town.
32:40
Testecleese: Fired their entire police force.
32:45
Testecleese: Yep, they just got themselves a brand new chief.
32:49
Testecleese: Like fresh out of school, all, all extra special schools, everything or whatever.
32:54
Testecleese: And then the city council voted that they were going to be able to have a direct hand in police operations, and they were going to oversee everything, and the chief said, that's absolutely not how these things work, that we… it cannot work that way, we cannot micromanage the police. Yeah. So he publicly resigned, he's like.
33:10
Testecleese: no I I wash my hands of this like like he was Pontius Pilate you know what I mean.
33:15
Brian McFadden: Yes.
33:17
Testecleese: Oh, wow, that was going way back, huh?
33:19
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
33:20
Testecleese: Hahaha,
33:22
Testecleese: But then the city councilman who decided he was in charge entered the evidence locker and contaminated all of the evidence by going through it.
33:32
Testecleese: So, which means any pending case they had, they just lost all.
33:35
Repeat Offender: Other evidence.
33:37
Testecleese: So, instead of…
33:39
Testecleese: you know, recalling this guy or something to, like, vote him out. They fired the entire police force for not stopping him!
33:46
Testecleese: It's like, they voted, they were allowed to do this, what do you want us.
33:51
Repeat Offender: That's it.
33:52
Testecleese: So yeah, so now as of right now, only county police are in Barackville are sheriff's deputies, which I mean.
34:02
Testecleese: real… that's not a big deal way out here. I have…
34:06
Testecleese: no low, hot, lower police force than county, because I have no city or town.
34:12
Testecleese: You know?
34:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
34:15
Testecleese: Oh.
34:16
Testecleese: And we just got a dude who got picked up, here in West Virginia.
34:23
Testecleese: For, looking at kiddie porn!
34:26
Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
34:27
Testecleese: Russian website.
34:28
Brian McFadden: That's never a good good idea.
34:30
Testecleese: 1400 times plus and he had excuse me.
34:35
Testecleese: Copies of this stuff on his personal, hardware at home, too.
34:40
Testecleese: So, for all we know, he was distributing this material as well.
34:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
34:45
Testecleese: He, West Virginia is not gonna put up with this.
34:49
Testecleese: And we'll see if this even… this might go to a federal
34:52
Testecleese: Federal might step in and say.
34:54
Brian McFadden: He's not gonna survive frozen either.
34:57
Testecleese: No, no, prisoners in the.
34:59
Repeat Offender: Yes, it.
35:00
Testecleese: not like people that hurt kids.
35:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they might be prisoners and be convicted for something, you know, but when it comes to kids, that's a whole other ballgame.
35:11
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like these kids haven't fucked their lives up yet, man. Don't. We did. Don't go and fuck their.
35:17
Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
35:18
Testecleese: Okay.
35:19
Testecleese: Oh, well.
35:20
Repeat Offender: Water and sugar shell the first day.
35:22
Testecleese: Yeah,
35:24
Testecleese: Yeah, I hope that dude knows enough to, have a snow… soap on a rope.
35:28
Testecleese: Because, if that thing slips out of his hands and hits the floor, he's done.
35:33
Testecleese: They're probably gonna give him powdered soap, though. In case he drops it, it's gonna take longer.
35:38
Repeat Offender: Thank you.
35:40
Testecleese: So.
35:42
Testecleese: There's this Missouri gun manufacturer.
35:49
Testecleese: They make, well, guns, obviously, but mostly, like,
35:53
Testecleese: AR-15 style, rifles, they make suppressors, they make short-barreled rifles.
35:59
Testecleese: Short-barreled shotguns, you know, the stuff you need a tax stamp for that Trump recently reduced to $0 for the tax stamp.
36:06
Brian McFadden: Right.
36:08
Testecleese: In honor of the 250th anniversary of the United States.
36:13
Testecleese: They announced any… a local police force that requests.
36:20
Testecleese: You know, munitions, hardware, etc, from these folks.
36:25
Testecleese: They're only allowed to, they're only gonna sell the police force.
36:29
Testecleese: What they allow the civilian population to purchase.
36:32
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
36:33
Testecleese: So like if like in Virginia, it's like, no, no, you don't allow you civilians to have these. We're not like we're not selling them to you either. Yeah. And they did say though, like if a county comes out and a police force in writing says we will not be enforcing this law, then they will. Is they allowing this?
36:47
Brian McFadden: Oh, Massachusetts is screwed.
36:50
Testecleese: If they want to buy their guns from.
36:52
Brian McFadden: New York State is screwed.
36:54
Testecleese: If they want to buy from, CMMG.
36:58
Testecleese: They're out of Missouri and this, their announcement actually came out, excuse me, came out the day before the Virginia laws were supposed to go into effect concerning.
37:07
Brian McFadden: Then put on injection.
37:10
Testecleese: Yes.
37:12
Testecleese: oh!
37:15
Testecleese: You see anything with this kid in California who blew his hand off with fireworks?
37:19
Brian McFadden: No.
37:21
Brian McFadden: Isn't there one of those stories every year?
37:23
Testecleese: There always is.
37:25
Testecleese: They went to go get, like, milkshakes or something, or burgers or something stupid, I don't know, and they're gonna set up some fireworks in the parking lot. They've done it before.
37:34
Testecleese: And as soon as he lit the fuse, it just detonated and, just left pulp from the wrist down.
37:41
Brian McFadden: No.
37:42
Testecleese: They said he was left-handed, he lost his right hand.
37:46
Testecleese: But you don't realize how much you use your non-dominant hand when you're actually doing other stuff, you know what I mean? Yeah.
37:54
Testecleese: And I mean… Probably never gonna be driving a stick shift again, huh?
37:59
Brian McFadden: Nope, nope, nope.
38:03
Testecleese: Oh!
38:05
Testecleese: ha ha The, the crews that set up the fireworks in New York on the Brooklyn Bridge.
38:11
Brian McFadden: -Hu.
38:14
Testecleese: Got the Brooklyn Bridge on.
38:15
Brian McFadden: Nice.
38:17
Repeat Offender: Awesome.
38:19
Testecleese: Luckily, no one was seriously injured, but I was like, you lit the giant metal bridge on fire, you know?
38:28
Repeat Offender: So.
38:28
Testecleese: At least they were celebrating it, though, instead of… Going to,
38:34
Testecleese: Travis Kelsey's wedding at Madison Square Garden, you.
38:38
Brian McFadden: That's where everybody wanted to be.
38:41
Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, by the way, I found out it was a $60,000 fee to rent that place out for one day.
38:52
Testecleese: Okay, so, it says in this article that Trump mixes patriotism with partisanship on the 250th.
38:59
Testecleese: And saying how this never happens, everyone always leaves that out.
39:02
Brian McFadden: It happens all the time.
39:03
Testecleese: Every single… Joe Biden never spoke without talking trash about Trump and all of the Republicans.
39:09
Testecleese: You know, so it's like, I don't want to hear that only Trump's doing
39:13
Testecleese: You give me a valid argument, I'll agree, we shouldn't be doing this on the 4th of July.
39:18
Testecleese: But this is not different than what we usually see.
39:22
Testecleese: It's just not, especially, he's talking trash with the people that are.
39:26
Testecleese: saying it's the worst country on the planet, which is crazy, because you notice all the Europeans who came here for the World Cup were saying it was the greatest thing they'd ever seen in their lives.
39:33
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, they loved it.
39:36
Testecleese: Yeah. But you guys do this every year? Like, yes.
39:39
Brian McFadden: I wonder what the, viewership of the, Spain.
39:43
Repeat Offender: Nope.
39:43
Brian McFadden: game was in the United States today. I bet it wasn't as high as the crappy US versus Belgium game earlier in the week.
39:52
Testecleese: I didn't watch, but I heard that's when we got eliminated, right.
39:56
Brian McFadden: It was. We deserve to be eliminated. We play like shit.
39:59
Testecleese: I honestly don't know. Well, didn't we lose, like, one of our, like, key players, like our big goal scorer from a red card the game before?
40:07
Brian McFadden: No, he got a… Trump got involved, and they got… he got able… he was able to play.
40:12
Testecleese: President of the United States got involved to get FIFA to overturn a decision?
40:17
Repeat Offender: Oh, he actually said to him he didn't think it was a very good decision that he got a red card.
40:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that… it was a pretty… even all the commentators on the…
40:25
Testecleese: Oh, okay.
40:25
Brian McFadden: We're saying it was a pretty pathetic red card, it should have been a yellow card.
40:29
Testecleese: See, that's when I learned what a real red card was. I thought it just meant that you were out of the game. I didn't realize it meant you were suspended for another game. I was like, jeez, this game… every time I learn more about this game, I'm just like…
40:41
Testecleese: Okay, whatever. So what's a yellow card do? Is that like a warning?
40:45
Brian McFadden: Yes.
40:46
Repeat Offender: It's like if you have a foul, if you like, if you do something that's
40:51
Repeat Offender: It's not worthy of being sent off, you give away a penalty.
40:55
Testecleese: Okay. And now what does a penalty usually go? Is that a free kick or a corner kick?
41:00
Repeat Offender: Corner kicks when the ball goes out, and the dead ball line behind the net, where the net is, that line, if they put the ball dead to that, it's a corner kick.
41:09
Repeat Offender: Now, free kick is when you do an infringement in play, like, you know how you…
41:14
Testecleese: And that's when all the guys line up in front of the goal and cover the balls.
41:18
Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, that'.
41:19
Testecleese: Have you noticed that they always all cover their balls? That dude kicks that soccer ball.
41:24
Repeat Offender: The smarter players actually do kick into the testicles. So you get a player down, then you can play on. You can have a shot at goal.
41:34
Repeat Offender: So this is my phone.
41:36
Testecleese: That ball is not exactly soft.
41:38
Testecleese: And then they can.
41:38
Repeat Offender: No, it'.
41:39
Testecleese: Head with this thing.
41:40
Repeat Offender: Okay.
41:41
Testecleese: I'm like, you're out of your mind.
41:43
Repeat Offender: Well, they hit the ball, like, you've got to think how much brain pressure they put on their brain every time they hit.
41:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yep, a lot.
41:50
Testecleese: Are they allowed to wear any kind of head protection?
41:55
Testecleese: Not even, like, a leather hel.
41:56
Repeat Offender: No, they can't go wrong, I suppose, but…
41:59
Repeat Offender: I don't think it's part of… I think they can if they want, but it's not.
42:03
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just wondering, like, if you decide I don't
42:06
Testecleese: A permanent, traumatic brain injury, can I wear a helmet, you know what I mean?
42:13
Repeat Offender: Yay.
42:14
Repeat Offender: Data.
42:14
Testecleese: Yeah.
42:15
Repeat Offender: Hello.
42:16
Repeat Offender: You guys got a massive attendance at this World Cup, but… You sound pretty good, actually.
42:22
Testecleese: They're enormous stadiums.
42:24
Brian McFadden: Yes.
42:26
Brian McFadden: And the Americans, they were going crazy, you know.
42:30
Testecleese: Yeah, it's getting more and more popular here, but it's still not looked at, like, American football, or even baseball.
42:36
Brian McFadden: Right.
42:37
Testecleese: And which is, I, I feel terrible saying that because baseball used to be the sport in this country.
42:42
Testecleese: And, fewer and fewer people even know how the game is played, let alone enjoy watching, you know?
42:48
Brian McFadden: Right.
42:49
Repeat Offender: Well, mate, I predict in 5 to 10 years, you'll be talking about cricket on this show.
42:54
Repeat Offender: He's got.
42:55
Testecleese: Okay.
42:56
Repeat Offender: Being American, yeah?
42:58
Testecleese: Just because we're playing cricket here doesn't mean we're gonna be discussing it. Is there a world tournament for crick.
43:04
Repeat Offender: Yeah, the World Cup.
43:05
Testecleese: Well, I'm just letting you know right now, pickleball is more popular than cricket.
43:09
Repeat Offender: And I'm not…
43:11
Testecleese: I'm kidding you!
43:12
Brian McFadden: Well, John McGregor's fighting in the UFC tomorrow night.
43:16
Testecleese: Yes, and it's free on UPS.
43:18
Brian McFadden: So, all the shows, all UFC's free now on Paramount Plus.
43:22
Testecleese: True. Yes. I yes. Yes. But, yeah, Conor McGregor is fighting again.
43:26
Brian McFadden: I couldn't believe he's coming back to fight. He must be running low on money.
43:31
Repeat Offender: Oh my God. He didn't do that.
43:33
Testecleese: He must have made a ton of movie off that Roadhouse movie.
43:37
Brian McFadden: Nobody watched that crappy movie!
43:39
Testecleese: Oh, I watched it.
43:40
Repeat Offender: Nothing.
43:41
Testecleese: This is the first one, but he enters the movie butt naked. Just this monster ripper.
43:47
Brian McFadden: That's what kept you watching the movie.
43:51
Testecleese: Oh, obviously. Hey, let's be real, I am not a gay man, but that is a… no, that is a specimen of male beauty. No, the man is chiseled out of marble, for real. He is an amazing athlete.
44:02
Repeat Offender: Hey, Brian, I bet you was drinking Bud Light at the same time.
44:05
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
44:06
Repeat Offender: My…
44:07
Testecleese: The American flag started to turn rainbow colors.
44:14
Repeat Offender: No worries.
44:14
Testecleese: I, I can, I can admire beauty without being sexually attractive, like,
44:19
Repeat Offender: Even just then.
44:20
Testecleese: It was a great work of art of a nude man, right?
44:22
Brian McFadden: Right. Huh.
44:23
Testecleese: Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man.
44:28
Testecleese: You know, with how the body works and everything, it's brilliance.
44:32
Testecleese: No, the dude, the dude is frickin' shredded! You can see, like, deep muscle tissue, the individual fibers, it's insane.
44:40
Repeat Offender: He's loaded, too. He's got a couple of pubs in Ireland and all.
44:44
Brian McFadden: Whiskey, whiskey business.
44:46
Testecleese: Keep getting in trouble in Ireland for political views.
44:49
Repeat Offender: No, he's not in trouble, actually. They're getting behind him over there. They want him to be their next prime minister, their next president.
44:56
Repeat Offender: He's Easter.
44:58
Brian McFadden: Prime Minister.
44:59
Repeat Offender: They've got a prime minister, but they've got a president as well.
45:02
Testecleese: See these, okay.
45:06
Testecleese: Well, do they.
45:06
Brian McFadden: I also have.
45:07
Testecleese: King and an emperor?
45:09
Repeat Offender: Now, we've got to realize, all in Spain.
45:11
Testecleese: King!
45:12
Repeat Offender: Ireland split in two. Ireland separate to Northern Ireland.
45:16
Testecleese: Yes, different countries.
45:17
Repeat Offender: Part of the United Kingdom, Ireland's not, Ireland's completely separate.
45:23
Testecleese: Yes, which is something I've been meaning to bring up for a long time, was, everyone's talking about these migrants can come here and just, poof, get along. I was like, we had people coming from Ireland, the two sides of Ireland, that would meet in New York City, and they would pick up their blood feud on the spot, and these guys lived…
45:39
Testecleese: Couple miles away from each other, had almost identical lifestyles, and were still ready to kill each other over something that they shouldn't have to worry about anymore.
45:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
45:48
Testecleese: You think we…
45:49
Repeat Offender: Stop.
45:49
Testecleese: Diametrically opposed views are gonna just fit in.
45:53
Repeat Offender: Well, is it Boston or something that's very highly Irish pop.
45:56
Testecleese: South Boston, Southeast, was, was, it's becoming,
46:03
Testecleese: very less… not just Irish, but less white.
46:09
Testecleese: Lots of, folks named Mohammed.
46:13
Repeat Offender: Mmm.
46:14
Testecleese: Yes. This is becoming something. See, this is something people don't realize.
46:18
Testecleese: There are so many fucking Muslims on the planet. When you just let people in, a massive portion of them, no matter what, is going to be Muslim, right? Unless you take them from, like, Ukraine, where they got their Orthodox Catholicism, you know what I mean?
46:35
Testecleese: Shit, even if we were to take migrants
46:37
Testecleese: England at this point, half of them would be freaking Islamic.
46:41
Repeat Offender: Well, funny you say that, mate. I was watching a Patrick Bet-David podcast this morning.
46:46
Repeat Offender: I was talking about in Canada, they reckon by 2060.
46:50
Testecleese: Yeah.
46:50
Repeat Offender: The Canadians are going to be outpopulated by Muslims.
46:55
Testecleese: Well, I.
46:55
Repeat Offender: I think it.
46:56
Testecleese: Canada, Canada is doing it because they realize they need to increase the population, but.
47:02
Testecleese: It's like, we need to increase our population, so make sure you have an abortion so we can import people that don't speak the language, you know?
47:09
Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
47:12
Repeat Offender: Thank you.
47:12
Testecleese: I don't know, we used to go get the best and the brightest on the planet and bring them here.
47:17
Testecleese: And even when we didn't do that, when we needed a population boom, we had Ellis Island to vet people. We didn't just let them in and
47:23
Testecleese: Hey.
47:26
Repeat Offender: Do you know how Australia's getting our best and brightest? Do you know how we get our best
47:31
Repeat Offender: Well, and all these people coming to our country.
47:34
Repeat Offender: Get our spots in our universities and that, and our people, our Australian people.
47:38
Repeat Offender: are getting pushed out of university. That's what's happening here.
47:42
Repeat Offender: They're coming from India, they're coming from Southeast Asia.
47:46
Testecleese: Massachusetts is being sued by the federal government because they're giving in-state tuition
47:51
Testecleese: to illegal aliens, and not people that aren't from Massachusetts. So, like, you could be from Connecticut, and you have to pay more for college in Massachusetts than a Nigerian national, who was born in Nigeria, who's only been here for 6 months.
48:07
Repeat Offender: Same thing's happening here.
48:08
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, that… that has to be illegal. Like, you can't call it an in-state tuition as a benefit, then give it to everyone except for Americans.
48:16
Repeat Offender: Mate, I tell all my friends that now, if you have kids, mate, send them to trade school. Let them become tradies.
48:22
Testecleese: Oh, yeah. I've been saying that for…
48:26
Testecleese: Over a decade now, college is great if you want to be an engineer, a doctor, or a lawyer, but if you ended up working.
48:33
Testecleese: Like, working, working, learn a skill. You're gonna get paid more than sitting in an office and having to have your pronouns attached to your emails.
48:43
Testecleese: Because no one knows how to be a plumber or a welder anymore.
48:46
Repeat Offender: That's exactly right. Imagine how popular that's going.
48:49
Testecleese: No.
48:49
Repeat Offender: Very, very soon, mate.
48:51
Testecleese: Aging out.
48:53
Testecleese: And no one's ready to replace him, so if you're the only guy in town who can weld.
48:58
Testecleese: You're getting 100% of the business.
49:01
Testecleese: Oh, w.
49:01
Repeat Offender: Yeah, but you look at it too, mate. All these houses that were made and built and all that sort of stuff in these buildings, they were woo young blokes. You, me, Brian, all that. Now look how old they are now.
49:13
Repeat Offender: Those houses have to be replaced.
49:15
Repeat Offender: They're not there, they're not made to be permanent. We've got kids coming through now, like, they're gonna… if they learn their trade now, they're gonna be never out of work
49:24
Repeat Offender: Never at all.
49:25
Testecleese: That's the key is these youngins don't want to work. Instead of saying, I get to get all of the work, I can charge whatever I want because no one else can do it. They say, no, I want to sit in an office and not actually do anything. I want to have AI do my job for me. It's like, you know, if you can get AI to do your job for you, sooner or later your boss is going to realize that.
49:45
Testecleese: You know?
49:46
Repeat Offender: But it's the way the Western society's going, like not getting away off the subjects that too long. Western society now going screen time, screen time, screen time. Everything's on a screen. When I was younger and you guys are younger, we're out with footballs, we're out on our bikes, we're out doing things out in nature. You know what I mean? We come home for tea when the street lights come on.
50:06
Testecleese: T?
50:07
Repeat Offender: My parents didn't see me until the lights come on.
50:12
Testecleese: Well, if I tried to sit at home and, like, play Nintendo or something.
50:15
Brian McFadden: I wasn't lying.
50:16
Testecleese: would they would unplug that. Go outside. It's a nice day. Go do something stupid. You know?
50:21
Repeat Offender: Same thing, yeah, same thing here in Australia.
50:24
Repeat Offender: Mate, we knew where all the action was, where all the push bikes were out in front of somebody'.
50:28
Testecleese: That's how you knew where all your friends were, that's where all the bikes were pil.
50:32
Repeat Offender: That's it, that's where the action was.
50:34
Testecleese: Oh, everyone's at Steve's place. All right, you know.
50:37
Repeat Offender: So… Steve's mum, if you're too busy, mate.
50:43
Testecleese: Yeah, of course they're at Steve's house. It's 100 degrees Fahrenheit out and he.
50:47
Repeat Offender: Let's go, let's go see Steve.
50:50
Testecleese: Yeah. Plus, his mom's probably wearing that tiny bathing suit she wears, you know?
50:55
Repeat Offender: My dad's not home.
50:57
Testecleese: Yeah, making us lemonade and cookies.
51:02
Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's it, mate. It's a universal thing. That was.
51:07
Testecleese: So Crockett says that we owe everything
51:10
Testecleese: As a nation, to black women.
51:16
Testecleese: Really, his sto- how many?
51:22
Testecleese: How many black women can you name in the history of the United States that isn't current history? Off the top of your head, because I can come up with Rosa Parks, and that's… I don't know if I can come up with anything else besides that, and her big… her big contribution was not standing up and moving.
51:38
Testecleese: So, the stereotypical laziness…
51:42
Brian McFadden: Yes.
51:43
Testecleese: Which, don't get me wrong, that's cracking a joke.
51:48
Repeat Offender: Hey.
51:49
Testecleese: What do we owe to these black women?
51:52
Testecleese: And why?
51:53
Brian McFadden: Isn't Jasmine Crockett on the way out? Didn't she get.
51:58
Testecleese: Yeah, I.
51:58
Repeat Offender: Is it less than 12 months or something?
52:02
Testecleese: Yeah, she got primaried out by Pritzker after the redistricting. And, did you hear that she wouldn't endorse Pritzker? Instead, she said, I'm doing better. I'm endorsing a whole bunch of black men no one's heard of. That's going to bring up the black vote. And that that means he's going to get the votes because there's going to vote down ticket. And I was like, so what you're telling me is that.
52:23
Testecleese: These Black Americans are gonna show up to vote for people they've never heard of, they don't know anything about simply because they're Black.
52:32
Testecleese: that.
52:33
Testecleese: Could you imagine, and that's, that's, was her argument. Could you imagine if an actual Republican actually said, oh, we'll just run a white person, then all the white people will vote for him
52:42
Testecleese: Could you imagine the chaos? And they, oh, they say it all the time, like, show me an example. Show me when someone actually said that.
52:48
Brian McFadden: Right.
52:48
Testecleese: You know?
52:50
Testecleese: They can never find it.
52:53
Testecleese: Yeah, very Saul Winsky.
52:57
Testecleese: What was this? South Carolina, I think, guard.
53:02
Testecleese: Did an Apache helicopter, low flyover of the beach for the 4th of July.
53:09
Testecleese: And everyone except for one woman.
53:13
Testecleese: No, I Loved it, like, oh, this is, this is nuts, you know? Of course, Karen had to comp
53:20
Testecleese: So these pilots got suspended, it was more complicated than they made it sound. They weren't removed
53:26
Testecleese: From the guard temporarily, they were just grounded for whatever reason and oh my goodness, so many politicians to include Trump came out and
53:36
Testecleese: Hegseth, the Secretary of War, came out and was like, are you kidding me? These guys should be, cheered for. Like, that's a great show of, you know, force and freedom on the 4th.
53:47
Testecleese: So, yeah, their suspensions have been lifted. Once the Secretary of War says you're wrong, even a guard unit has to do what he says, right?
53:56
Brian McFadden: Yes.
53:59
Testecleese: just any reason to bitch huh.
54:02
Brian McFadden: Yep.
54:03
Testecleese: Oh, here you go, Brian. More, more, more Americans that hate America, which is crazy because
54:09
Testecleese: All… all these Europeans…
54:12
Testecleese: Loved it so much that they don't want to, have you seen the videos of these people literally crying because they have to go back home?
54:20
Brian McFadden: Yes.
54:21
Testecleese: Tons of them out there but then you got this woman like this baker.
54:25
Brian McFadden: Yep, she's facing backlash.
54:28
Brian McFadden: For an anti-MAGA 4th of July Facebook post.
54:32
Brian McFadden: I'm like…
54:34
Brian McFadden: I mean, this person's running a business. Doesn't she realize that, conservatives and Republicans buy stuff from bakeries, too?
54:42
Testecleese: I love that, that's gonna be our go-to, isn't.
54:45
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
54:46
Testecleese: Yep. Republicans buy cupcakes too.
54:49
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
54:52
Repeat Offender: They don't understand the cancel culture, do they? They brought it on themselves.
54:55
Testecleese: Yeah, they invented it, and this isn't even, like, canceled, like, you shouldn't be allowed to do this stuff, we're just not gonna buy your product then, you
55:03
Testecleese: just like what happened with Supergirl she's like you white Christian dads this movie's not for you so like okay we won't go.
55:09
Brian McFadden: You're.
55:10
Testecleese: What was up with these racist white Christian dads who didn't show up? You asked us not to! We were spitting!
55:15
Brian McFadden: Right.
55:16
Testecleese: Your wishes!
55:17
Brian McFadden: Yep.
55:17
Testecleese: No, bitch!
55:19
Brian McFadden: Huh.
55:22
Testecleese: It's like, so does no not mean no? Because this is gonna change everything you've told me for my entire life, okay?
55:29
Brian McFadden: Yes.
55:32
Testecleese: And then, and then exactly that shit, then you see these women coming out in the 30s, like
55:38
Testecleese: why aren't men approaching women anymore it's because you blast them on Tick Tock and Instagram for being pervos and skeeves.
55:45
Brian McFadden: Thank you.
55:46
Repeat Offender: Yep.
55:47
Testecleese: It's like, why would they even go near you? It's up to you at this point, ladies, to go
55:52
Testecleese: Because they think this Tinder thing, like, they think spreading their legs.
55:57
Testecleese: Is gonna get him a husband, I'm like, no, that's
56:00
Testecleese: Okay? The guy who you want to marry isn't banging random bitches on TikTok, he's looking for a wife.
56:07
Brian McFadden: Right.
56:08
Testecleese: Okay.
56:08
Repeat Offender: Mate, once they come out of the nipplers bra, it was all downhill from there.
56:13
Testecleese: The what now?
56:14
Repeat Offender: The nipple sprag, you know, they cover.
56:16
Testecleese: Oh, God. Yeah.
56:19
Repeat Offender: That guy, whoever invented that, needs to be taken out back and flogged.
56:22
Testecleese: Why would you do that?
56:27
Testecleese: Oh, you're a pervert. No, no, that let us know she was actually interested in talking to me, right?
56:34
Repeat Offender: Certainly about 30 bucks at the bar, didn't it?
56:36
Testecleese: Yeah!
56:37
Repeat Offender: Okay.
56:38
Testecleese: Instead of blowing my entire paycheck, just feeding her and giving her drinks, at least I knew if it was going to on a second date, you know?
56:45
Repeat Offender: You have good ol's gallon.
56:49
Repeat Offender: Indicators, mate, indicators.
56:51
Testecleese: Yeah. They got your high beams on. They're looking at they're looking around, you know?
56:56
Repeat Offender: Thank you.
56:57
Repeat Offender: Those are the days.
56:59
Testecleese: Yeah. Hey.
57:02
Testecleese: Did you see this?
57:05
Testecleese: terror plot, I guess, that was foiled by the FBI in Nevada?
57:11
Brian McFadden: The transducer suspect?
57:13
Testecleese: Yeah! Found in a stolen, SUV or truck.
57:19
Testecleese: Full of automatic rifles. This person had a fucking grenade launcher.
57:25
Testecleese: where do you get a grenade launcher like
57:29
Testecleese: I, I guarantee this person did not have a permit to purchase and own a grenade launcher because yes, you can legally.
57:36
Testecleese: But it's not a simple process, okay? It's very easy to be disqualified from, which tells me this person got this black market, which…
57:43
Testecleese: could be Russian, Could be, you know…
57:47
Testecleese: from the Middle East somewhere, or it was more than likely stolen from a United States military base.
57:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
57:56
Testecleese: Thank God the FBI stopped this from being carried out. Could you imagine the mayhem you could carry out with an automatic rifle and a grenade launcher?
58:07
Testecleese: Dear God, you may as well just have a mortar and just start lobbing artillery from a half mile away, you know what I mean?
58:17
Repeat Offender: Damn, that's a scary Johnny Rainbow can do it, this bloke who
58:21
Repeat Offender: Welcome to Temu. So if Johnny Rambay can do it, this guy could.
58:26
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, well.
58:28
Testecleese: Johnny Rambo also, I think shit cop started it.
58:36
Repeat Offender: It's always Brian Dennehy, always Brian.
58:39
Testecleese: Oh, that was such a great movie, though. It really was. When he blew up the police station.
58:44
Repeat Offender: Okay.
58:47
Testecleese: And I love.
58:50
Testecleese: I was just trying to get something to eat, Charge!
58:56
Testecleese: Oh.
58:57
Repeat Offender: It just solar blades me up.
58:59
Testecleese: Yeah, over the 4th in Boston, 13 were shot and 2 are dead.
59:05
Testecleese: Chicago is, do I have the Chicago numbers here?
59:09
Testecleese: Oh, I don't, I thought I did. Chicago had way more. Actually, over 4th of July weekend, more Black Americans were shot and killed by Black Americans.
59:20
Testecleese: just over the weekend, that Americans have died in this entire Iran conflict.
59:26
Testecleese: So, just want… guess how many Americans have died in this Iran conflict so far?
59:32
Brian McFadden: Not very many.
59:34
Testecleese: What's that.
59:35
Repeat Offender: 13.
59:37
Testecleese: 9.
59:38
Repeat Offender: No one? Oh, close.
59:40
Testecleese: 9 and they're like we're losing American Lions if you lost more in Chicago yesterday.
59:45
Testecleese: Okay.
59:47
Testecleese: Apparently it's safer to be in war in Iran than to live in Chicago. Just a heads up, folks.
59:56
Testecleese: Of course, of course you're a Ronn
59:59
Testecleese: And I think you shared this one, Brian, I'm not sure, about Sonny Host.
1:00:04
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:00:05
Testecleese: She's getting triggered by the American flag, I guess, on the 4th of July.
1:00:09
Brian McFadden: Oh.
1:00:09
Repeat Offender: Oh, I saw that, yeah.
1:00:12
Testecleese: Does she explain why, or is it just because I hate this country?
1:00:16
Brian McFadden: I think it's because she hates this country, even though it's paying her p Making her extremely wealthy.
1:00:22
Testecleese: Well, I love when these folks are like, it's the worst country on the planet. Let's make sure we let more migrants in to come here and to be raped and pillaged and turned into slaves, because we're slave drivers over here. Like, if it's so terrible, why would you
1:00:35
Testecleese: Taken advantage of. Persecuted. Harvested.
1:00:40
Repeat Offender: I find it funny how she calls Trump a felon, their old man. Has he gone to prison yet?
1:00:46
Testecleese: Yeah, technically speaking, you're not a felon until the, sentence is, handed down.
1:00:51
Testecleese: So, yeah.
1:00:53
Testecleese: But these folks don't know, just like they say, Trump's been, found guilty of rape, and that'.
1:00:58
Repeat Offender: Yeah, he.
1:00:59
Testecleese: Quarter.
1:00:59
Repeat Offender: Anymore.
1:01:00
Testecleese: He was ordered to pay out with the $5 million to, E. Jean Carroll.
1:01:06
Testecleese: But, here's the thing that people… they'll even say that, well, why is she paying her? It's like, I don't know, how many times have you ever heard
1:01:13
Testecleese: Paying the victim instead of going to prison.
1:01:17
Testecleese: Civil courts is where you get settlements.
1:01:20
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:01:21
Testecleese: Criminal courts is where you go to prison, okay?
1:01:25
Testecleese: People just don't understand this.
1:01:28
Repeat Offender: Haven't they got the DAJ investigating her now for her li.
1:01:31
Testecleese: Yes. Well, I mean, she lied about all sorts of stuff. She was supposedly wearing a dress that didn't come out until, like, 10 years later. I can't remember the name of the store, it was one of them big
1:01:42
Testecleese: Expensive department stores or whatever that's always packed but no one was there that day, you know.
1:01:49
Testecleese: Yeah. She refuses to fly, because it's terrifying. She flew there to testify, you know?
1:01:55
Testecleese: She refuses to even go up a set of stairs, except her bedroom's on the second floor.
1:02:00
Testecleese: It's like, no, it's just like, none of your stuff makes sense, and the quote' I don't care. Trump.
1:02:08
Repeat Offender: That's exactly.
1:02:09
Testecleese: All women.
1:02:11
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:02:12
Testecleese: Yep. And that's something I want to bring up with Platner when it comes to it, because they're saying it's because of this rape allegation. This is, like, the fifth rape allegation. That had nothing to do with it. It's the fact.
1:02:23
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:02:23
Testecleese: Let's cut them off.
1:02:24
Brian McFadden: And he wasn't convicted, and they've got a 20-year statute of limitations on…
1:02:31
Testecleese: Even civil cases.
1:02:32
Brian McFadden: On sexual harassment, you know, rape.
1:02:37
Brian McFadden: that kind of thing in Maine. They just raised it up to 20… 20 years, so he's… that still falls in with the statute of limitations.
1:02:46
Testecleese: There you go.
1:02:48
Testecleese: Hey, remember that Tranny Democrat?
1:02:52
Testecleese: And where was it, Wisconsin or something, I think, which is, you think Wisconsin, you don't think.
1:02:58
Testecleese: Far left progressive, do ya?
1:03:01
Testecleese: No.
1:03:03
Testecleese: Yeah, teja De La Ruelle, who once volunteered in the campaign of Wisconsin Democrat Socialist Katrina De
1:03:12
Testecleese: Posted several videos calling for the trans jihad, kill your local Republican.
1:03:20
Testecleese: Has been outed, the name is out there.
1:03:24
Testecleese: You know, I got a message from Claire.
1:03:26
Testecleese: Nope, it's an attachment of some guy talking about something.
1:03:30
Testecleese: I was like, oh, as we're talking about trans people, I'm getting messages from our… our token transgender.
1:03:37
Testecleese: But, I don't know… that…
1:03:42
Testecleese: Yes, you have freedom to speak, but you don't have the right to assemble violence or call for murder, do you?
1:03:48
Brian McFadden: No, no.
1:03:52
Testecleese: I didn't see much in this article besides who it is, but I'm wondering if there's gonna be.
1:03:57
Testecleese: Charges were filed, you know?
1:04:01
Testecleese: Oh. Oh, did you see this? What was it? DC? Where was it? Patriot Prayer?
1:04:08
Testecleese: Did their protest thing on the 4th.
1:04:12
Testecleese: And everyone's like, oh, they're a bunch of white supremacists! And I was like, alright, I don't know much about Patriot Repair, but I genuinely doubt they're white
1:04:21
Testecleese: But they got a picture of this black woman on the bus, and they're calling her the new Rosa Parks.
1:04:27
Testecleese: Because, check this out, because all the dudes in Patriot Prayer were polite, and were, like, standing up, made sure she got a seat.
1:04:36
Testecleese: let her sit down, whatever, and they're all just standing up on the bus, riding the bus. Other passengers said it was actually… it felt safer than usual, because everyone was too terrified to do anything.
1:04:47
Brian McFadden: It was convenient that there was a photographer on board to take pictures.
1:04:52
Testecleese: Yes, and then her criminal record came out.
1:04:57
Repeat Offender: Yeah, hey.
1:04:58
Testecleese: Yeah, she poops and pees on the bus, and the trains.
1:05:02
Testecleese: She does it in the road.
1:05:06
Testecleese: steals, all sorts of, lewd and lascivious behavior, all… this is just not a model person. And how come every fucking fight the left picks, they always bet on the wrong horse? Like, you could have picked anyone at random, and it would have been a better pick than who they pick.
1:05:24
Testecleese: How was that bar?
1:05:24
Repeat Offender: What they do, they jump in to get the sensationalism of the story.
1:05:29
Testecleese: I'm hoping everyone doesn't pay attention.
1:05:32
Repeat Offender: Then the facts come out afterwards.
1:05:34
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:05:35
Testecleese: And then you prove that they're wrong, like, oh, who's even talking about that? It's like, you call literally everyone Nazis because of this! It's like, you wonder why they're pissed off at you, because you already forgot what.
1:05:45
Repeat Offender: With all those feds on the bus, she's in the safest position she could be in.
1:05:49
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's like nothing's gonna happen here.
1:05:52
Repeat Offender: You gotta get home safe, darling.
1:05:55
Testecleese: Yeah,
1:05:58
Testecleese: Alright, so… The transfury lover of Tyler Robinson.
1:06:06
Testecleese: Did a video… Testimony, I guess, for this trial.
1:06:14
Testecleese: Oh, pointed the finger right at Tyler Robinson.
1:06:18
Testecleese: For killing Charlie Kirk, like, dude left me a note saying this is what I'm gonna go do.
1:06:23
Testecleese: Came home after it was done and said, oh man, I really wish I hadn't done that. Went out and bragged to everyone about it. That's how this dude's father managed to turn him in. And you still have people like C
1:06:33
Testecleese: Did you see she recently just accused Ben Shapiro of hiring a hitman to kill Charlie Kirk?
1:06:39
Repeat Offender: Oh, man.
1:06:40
Brian McFadden: That's hilar.
1:06:41
Repeat Offender: And it's like…
1:06:42
Testecleese: What kind of crazy drugs are you on and where can I get some?
1:06:49
Testecleese: Oh my god.
1:06:50
Repeat Offender: She used to have a lawsuit against her so big.
1:06:53
Testecleese: Oh, she's gonna get sued by, into oblivion by everyone all at the
1:06:57
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:06:58
Testecleese: She, if she even steps foot in France, she's gonna be taken into custody and sued, right?
1:07:03
Repeat Offender: Mmhm.
1:07:04
Testecleese: Because, she said Bridget McCrone's a man, and you're not allowed to do that in Fr
1:07:09
Testecleese: I thought it was funny.
1:07:11
Testecleese: Honestly,
1:07:14
Testecleese: for a couple reasons, especially because she got so offended, like, but I thought trans women are women.
1:07:21
Repeat Offender: Okay.
1:07:21
Testecleese: There's no difference, so what… what difference does it make you know.
1:07:27
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:07:28
Testecleese: But yeah, of course not.
1:07:30
Testecleese: Megan Kelly was even stunned over,
1:07:34
Testecleese: the, the hearing, which I'm a little surprised, because Megyn Kelly usually pays enough attention to not be shocked by what's coming out, you know?
1:07:43
Testecleese: But… she's not working for a news network anymore, she's doing podcasts with, like, Dave Rubin, so… You know?
1:07:52
Testecleese: Gotta sensationalize it to get them clicks.
1:07:55
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:07:55
Repeat Offender: Mmhm.
1:07:57
Testecleese: Oh, this was in Ireland, I believe.
1:08:03
Testecleese: Anti… oh, she was an American…
1:08:06
Testecleese: Living in Ireland is what it is, I believe. Yeah, she's from New York, living in Ireland,
1:08:12
Testecleese: Yeah, she was murdered in her home late Monday or early Tuesday, and the alleged suspect is her Arab illegal immigrant boyfriend, who is now on the run, and her 13-year-old daughter found her dead body beaten to death in the house.
1:08:25
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:08:26
Testecleese: So you advocated to make sure this man could be here and then he beat you to death.
1:08:31
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:08:32
Repeat Offender: too bad.
1:08:33
Testecleese: Now lying there forever.
1:08:35
Repeat Offender: Oh, she was a professional protester.
1:08:38
Repeat Offender: And he bludgeoned to death in bed, and he pulled a duvet over the top of her.
1:08:42
Testecleese: Yes.
1:08:43
Testecleese: It's like… Wow. And the thing is, no one's gonna learn a lesson from this.
1:08:49
Repeat Offender: Oh.
1:08:50
Repeat Offender: I don't… I'm sorry, mate, it might sound inhumane, I've got no pity for her whatso.
1:08:57
Testecleese: I mean I I I don't want her beaten to death but
1:09:01
Testecleese: Well, it's crazy, you see these… you see a couple couples in the United States, like, their daughter was raped and mur
1:09:07
Testecleese: Oh, we can't stop the migrants from coming in. I was like, they raped and killed your kid and you want more?
1:09:13
Repeat Offender: Yep, that's why they feel no pity, mate. They know what's going on with these rape gangs in England and that. They know it.
1:09:20
Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
1:09:20
Repeat Offender: I know it.
1:09:21
Testecleese: Two tier gear.
1:09:23
Testecleese: He's out of office now, though, isn.
1:09:25
Repeat Offender: I will be soon.
1:09:28
Testecleese: Okay.
1:09:29
Repeat Offender: By the end of July.
1:09:30
Testecleese: Resigning or ousted?
1:09:33
Testecleese: He's…
1:09:34
Repeat Offender: He was ousted, but he Resigning for the papers, for the press.
1:09:39
Repeat Offender: Ousted boys party.
1:09:41
Testecleese: Yeah, the… I believe they haven't had a prime minister finish out a single term in over a decade?
1:09:48
Repeat Offender: Yeah, you're correct They're going through 7 prime ministers, I believe.
1:09:52
Testecleese: Well, no wonder why nothing's getting done.
1:09:55
Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, you keep changing…
1:09:58
Testecleese: The direction you're going, halfway there, and you turn around, go back the other way, then turn around, go back the other way, no wonder why nothing's getting.
1:10:05
Repeat Offender: Yeah. Did you hear about the bonfire in Northern Ire.
1:10:09
Testecleese: The big one they do every year.
1:10:11
Repeat Offender: Yes, did you hear about that this year?
1:10:13
Testecleese: I heard about it. Did something in particular happen this time?
1:10:17
Repeat Offender: Yeah, when they built it, they put a playhouse of a mosque on top.
1:10:22
Testecleese: Oh, no.
1:10:26
Testecleese: Oh, no!
1:10:26
Repeat Offender: And I heard, like, birds, like…
1:10:29
Repeat Offender: So I watched it before July the 12th, where they normally do it.
1:10:33
Repeat Offender: Because I heard the authorities had come to take it down.
1:10:36
Repeat Offender: And there's a mosque on top, so they'.
1:10:39
Testecleese: So they have no freedom of speech.
1:10:41
Repeat Offender: That's what they're saying, we're taking it back. That was the…
1:10:45
Repeat Offender: That was the whole point about it. We're taking all of that.
1:10:47
Testecleese: you still have a right to say it, you know what I.
1:10:51
Repeat Offender: Exactly right.
1:10:52
Testecleese: I still think it should be illegal to burn the American flag, but it's your right to do, it's freedom of speech
1:10:58
Testecleese: The problem is these idiots don't realize you can't set a fire in a fucking public space. You know, like, I'm allowed to run the place. Like, yeah, but you can't light a fire in the park! That's wrong. It's like, do it in your driveway.
1:11:10
Repeat Offender: Do it in your kitchen.
1:11:13
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, yeah, exactly. Would you do it in your house? No, why not? Because it might burn my house down.
1:11:19
Repeat Offender: You guys want shorts?
1:11:22
Testecleese: Please! No, I swear!
1:11:25
Testecleese: Dumb as a box of rocks, you know what I mean?
1:11:29
Testecleese: But at least a box of rocks serves a purpose. You have a box full of rocks, in case you need to throw them at idiots like this.
1:11:35
Repeat Offender: Hello.
1:11:37
Repeat Offender: Yeah, so they burn it, they burn it prior to, July the 12th.
1:11:41
Repeat Offender: And the mosque was on top, and she went down, mate. It was beautiful to watch.
1:11:46
Testecleese: No depiction of Muhammad to burn to.
1:11:50
Repeat Offender: just a beautiful mosqu.
1:11:53
Testecleese: Oh, my God.
1:11:54
Repeat Offender: I feel from the top of the bloody pellets.
1:11:59
Testecleese: Yeah, that's a big one, and it's funny, because I heard people… I hear about it all the time, and everyone's like, oh, it's this huge… like, nowhere else in the world does this. Like, have you ever heard of Burning Man? It's a big deal! People come from all over the world for it, you know?
1:12:13
Testecleese: Oh, check this out, this is town in Poland, right?
1:12:17
Testecleese: that does a 4th of July reenactment every year. There's, like, 40 people that get involved, and it's because there was a TV series that was popular there a couple years ago of this…
1:12:27
Testecleese: Polish girl who inherited a house in Ohio, and went to go live there, and that's what the story was about. So these people, like, they're… they are in a trailer park.
1:12:36
Testecleese: like, just… they look like white trash Americans, some of them… some of them are, like, business suits going to work. They do, like, boxing matches at night. They even, like, reena… recreate frickin', Breaking Bad, like, cooking meth in the trailer. I'm like, oh my god, these guys are having a ton of fun with their cosplay.
1:12:56
Testecleese: Hi!
1:12:57
Testecleese: All right, all right, Jenny Rakakot, I guess is her name, right?
1:13:01
Testecleese: Is the newest accuser of Graham Plattner.
1:13:07
Testecleese: Saying this is not politically motivated, but if that's the case, how come she didn't bring this up before he got the nomination to be a senator?
1:13:15
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:13:18
Testecleese: And… like I said, she's, like, the 4th or 5th, and they're acting as if.
1:13:25
Testecleese: he's lost his support because of, you know, the sex accusation. I was like, he's…
1:13:30
Testecleese: As evidence, he was soliciting minors on the internet through an app.
1:13:34
Testecleese: Said you were okay with that.
1:13:37
Testecleese: You know, his wife had…
1:13:39
Testecleese: filed multiple restraining orders against him. You were okay with that. Four other women had accused him of rape and beating them, and you were okay with that. He wore a Nazi tattoo for 18 years!
1:13:52
Brian McFadden: You're.
1:13:53
Testecleese: for that.
1:13:54
Testecleese: No, it's the fact that he wasn't gonna win and the Democrats for Ahhh Okay.
1:14:02
Testecleese: Everyone dropped support, even Bernie Sanders came out and said something about it, Stephen King quietly removed his post, saying, I'm never gonna…
1:14:10
Testecleese: Pull my support of this guy.
1:14:13
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:14:14
Testecleese: Interesting, you know.
1:14:17
Testecleese: It's… but here's the problem, Brian.
1:14:22
Testecleese: Now, once again, the people have voted for the Democrat Party, right, with their nomination.
1:14:28
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:14:29
Testecleese: And the Democrat party said, no, we're going to install our own candidate instead.
1:14:33
Repeat Offender: You're on one.
1:14:35
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:14:36
Testecleese: That's what's gonna happen.
1:14:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they did it for Biden.
1:14:39
Testecleese: They did it to, yeah. And I love that people are like, no, I voted for Kamala in the primary. I was like, no, you didn't. There was no primary.
1:14:47
Testecleese: Yep. And as soon as it was.
1:14:48
Repeat Offender: Fo.
1:14:49
Testecleese: As soon as it was locked in place, he dropped out and handed it to Kamala Harris.
1:14:54
Testecleese: Yep. And that's a big reason why she didn't get a bunch of the votes. It's like, nobody… no… what? What? What? You could have run anyone else. AOC would have done better.
1:15:03
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:15:05
Testecleese: At least she's nice to look at sometimes, you know what I mean?
1:15:09
Repeat Offender: Well, interesting you say that, DAJ looking into Boyden handing over funds.
1:15:14
Repeat Offender: To Kamala when she was running.
1:15:17
Testecleese: Oh, that was brought up right when it happened too.
1:15:19
Repeat Offender: Yeah, they're looking into it right now, so we talk about it.
1:15:24
Testecleese: I think that's the hunk of crap I've been trying to get out of my nose for 10 minutes. That's gross. Sorry.
1:15:30
Repeat Offender: Absolutely not.
1:15:31
Testecleese: All right.
1:15:31
Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, apparently, apparently they, they're taking it a So…
1:15:37
Testecleese: Something actually happens.
1:15:39
Repeat Offender: It's got to, something's got to come out. There's got to be a
1:15:42
Repeat Offender: After what Trump promised, there's gotta be a rest.
1:15:45
Testecleese: The problem is, you can make all the arrests in the world if the justice system doesn't do their part, and just says no, and lets them back out. Like, with the Massachusetts and the Wisconsin judge.
1:15:58
Testecleese: What's the point of even making the arrest?
1:16:01
Repeat Offender: Oh, 100%.
1:16:03
Repeat Offender: You know, like, even these federal judges, what they're doing, you know, like, I'm glad they won't stop, but they're still trying.
1:16:09
Testecleese: universal injunctions that the Supreme Court had to step in. Like, you cannot make a decision for the entire country. As a judge, you're only allowed to make a decision on what's.
1:16:19
Testecleese: on the table not oh National Policy now you're not Congress you don't.
1:16:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:16:25
Testecleese: Write and change the law.
1:16:29
Testecleese: And Boasberg, in particular, right?
1:16:31
Brian McFadden: Yep, he gets on all the cases.
1:16:35
Testecleese: Fascinating how he always gets on these cases, isn't it?
1:16:38
Brian McFadden: Sure is.
1:16:39
Testecleese: How how come no one else is discuss bringing this up besides us? Have have you heard even no agenda? Have they brought up how it's always the same judge?
1:16:46
Brian McFadden: No, no, they haven't.
1:16:49
Testecleese: Are we the only ones who noticed this?
1:16:52
Brian McFadden: I guess.
1:16:53
Testecleese: How are we so far ahead of everyone else all the time, Brian?
1:16:56
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:16:58
Testecleese: It's 'cause we're from the future
1:17:01
Testecleese: We got the repeat offender over there. Seek us info. He is ethical, though. He will not give me the lottery numbers.
1:17:08
Brian McFadden: No, no, no.
1:17:09
Repeat Offender: I'll hold out a bit longer for that, l.
1:17:13
Testecleese: Route.
1:17:14
Repeat Offender: No, no, I'm holding out a bit longer to give.
1:17:17
Brian McFadden: We're at 600 million here, so…
1:17:21
Repeat Offender: Well, I heard that.
1:17:22
Brian McFadden: I just bought my tickets for tonight.
1:17:24
Repeat Offender: You know, we can actually…
1:17:26
Brian McFadden: Two tickets.
1:17:27
Repeat Offender: We can, we can actually buy tickets in your lottery.
1:17:30
Testecleese: I'm not surprised
1:17:33
Testecleese: I'm not surprised by that at all. Probably only the federal, though, not the state-run lotteries Okay.
1:17:39
Repeat Offender: Well, you can get on… not quite sure about that, but you can get on to, New South Wales Lotteries here.
1:17:45
Repeat Offender: And they… they sort of got the license for it, the state government.
1:17:49
Repeat Offender: To get on the lotteries throughout the world.
1:17:52
Testecleese: Hmmm Interesting.
1:17:54
Testecleese: How many other countries have lottery systems similar to the United States?
1:17:58
Repeat Offender: Oh, Australia, England…
1:18:00
Testecleese: Yeah, well, they draw the number, they draw the numbers, and you might win a half a billion dollars or something crazy.
1:18:06
Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, it's all throughout the world.
1:18:09
Testecleese: I I've never bought a lottery ticket overseas.
1:18:12
Brian McFadden: What pays for education.
1:18:15
Repeat Offender: Hey, government run!
1:18:18
Testecleese: Yes, yes, which is hilarious because it's technically gambling and it's illegal for anyone else to do something like that except for the government.
1:18:25
Brian McFadden: Not thanks to Kelsey.
1:18:28
Testecleese: Kelsey Grammer.
1:18:29
Brian McFadden: Kao Xi.
1:18:32
Testecleese: Oh, oh, cow sheep, yeah.
1:18:36
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm gonna get into Kawashi in a little bit, actually.
1:18:43
Testecleese: But yeah, Joy Behar was saying that she…
1:18:46
Testecleese: And I think, I want to say Anna Navarro both said they would hold their nose and vote Plattner.
1:18:52
Testecleese: Until the rest of the party turned their back on them and they're like, oh no.
1:18:56
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:18:56
Testecleese: Bad man, huh?
1:18:58
Brian McFadden: Are they Maine residents? Is Joy Behar.
1:19:00
Testecleese: No, she said she said she would if she was.
1:19:03
Brian McFadden: Well, that's stup.
1:19:04
Testecleese: Now that the rest of the party was like, no, they're like, oh no, this guy's bad, he's been bad from the start, and it's hilarious, like, if only there was some kind of clue he was a bad guy, who.
1:19:14
Brian McFadden: There's lots of clues.
1:19:17
Repeat Offender: Okay.
1:19:17
Testecleese: Oh yeah, she compared it to, Ted.
1:19:19
Repeat Offender: the channel.
1:19:19
Testecleese: quiddick defense how what a a a minor or a young lady whatever fell into the river and drowned and he just rolled out and left her to dead.
1:19:32
Brian McFadden: Nothing happened to him.
1:19:34
Testecleese: Yeah, and like, so what, you do bad shit, you still vote my way
1:19:37
Testecleese: Maybe you do bad shit, too, you know.
1:19:41
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:19:47
Testecleese: And Seattle's having a big old issue with,
1:19:51
Testecleese: crime going on right now in the China and International District, because they move.
1:19:56
Brian McFadden: It's gonna be called Chinatown.
1:19:58
Testecleese: Yes, exactly. But that was offensive.
1:20:01
Testecleese: It was a friend.
1:20:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the… because there's so much crime in Chinatown that…
1:20:09
Brian McFadden: all the tourists that are coming for the World Cup are not coming to Chinatown and spending their money.
1:20:16
Testecleese: That's because they cleared up the areas around the stadium and the.
1:20:18
Brian McFadden: Other big spots?
1:20:20
Testecleese: And dumped him a couple blocks away in Chinatown. Yeah. And said, stay, shoot your heroin up over here. Don't want the cameras see you.
1:20:27
Brian McFadden: Word got out about that, and so none of the tourists coming to Seattle are venturing away from the stadiums very far, because it's not safe.
1:20:36
Testecleese: And not just that, you're the guy running a shop. Who's coming to your shop? Even locals, if they can go to the other street over instead.
1:20:43
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:20:44
Testecleese: Like, why do I want to step over used hypodermic needles?
1:20:48
Testecleese: I shouldn't have to look out for hypodermic needles going to the soup, the bodega.
1:20:53
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:20:55
Testecleese: But yeah, her communist, policies are doing so amazingly well.
1:21:02
Testecleese: You know, with all this free shit that she's asked every single.
1:21:06
Brian McFadden: Sorry.
1:21:06
Testecleese: Item every department in the entire city to reduce their budget by 5 to 10% to be able to,
1:21:13
Brian McFadden: Keep the keep the funds of flowing.
1:21:16
Testecleese: Because they chased out all of the money.
1:21:20
Testecleese: I mean, they chased out all the billionaires, most of the millionaires, and said, goodbye, ha ha ha ha, we don't need you, we'll just tax the people that make way less money than you instead, you know?
1:21:32
Testecleese: And the thing is, what gets me is, like, oh, who cares if a billionaire leaves? Oh, we lose their tax. Like, no, now you just lost how many jobs with the business he took with him?
1:21:41
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:21:42
Testecleese: How many of you assholes worked for Starbucks when they packed up and rolled out, and your six-figure job working in an office just, poof, vanished? So now, not only are you not taxing the billionaire, you're not taxing the business.
1:21:56
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:21:56
Testecleese: for the payroll taxes. You're not getting an income payroll tax from the employees. They're not spending money because they're not making money, which means there's no sales tax paid, and money brought into another system where pay employees can be paid down the line. Trickle down economics, okay, folks?
1:22:11
Brian McFadden: That doesn't work!
1:22:12
Testecleese: This is the theory behind it, because…
1:22:14
Brian McFadden: It doesn't work, they.
1:22:16
Testecleese: What the where's the money come from?
1:22:18
Testecleese: Does it… do golden unicorns come down rainbows and fart $100 bills onto people?
1:22:25
Brian McFadden: I wish.
1:22:28
Testecleese: It baffles me that they don't understand basic economics and AOC is a prime example.
1:22:35
Testecleese: She got an economics degree at UMass! And she's a socialist!
1:22:40
Testecleese: Demand your money back if you went to UMass for economics.
1:22:44
Brian McFadden: Good luck getting it.
1:22:46
Repeat Offender: What did she get kicked out of Amazon there? Amazon lost $20,000.
1:22:50
Testecleese: She chased it, she chased it up.
1:22:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure.
1:22:53
Testecleese: Yeah, they were gonna put in a giant distribution plant in New York, and they off.
1:22:57
Brian McFadden: So, they're gonna put in a second headquarters.
1:22:59
Testecleese: Yeah, okay. Yeah, and they offered him a huge tax break. They're like, come build here for, like, 5 years, we'll tax you at, like, 3 quarters or whatever. But it turned into, like, a $10 billion tax break, and AOC, being the dumbass she is, thought we were literally going to pay Amazon $10 billion to.
1:23:15
Brian McFadden: So it went to Northern Virginia.
1:23:18
Testecleese: Yeah, but the thing is, even with a $10 billion tax break, they were still gonna pay taxes.
1:23:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because there were gonna be employees, and people earning money.
1:23:27
Testecleese: They're gonna make they were gonna pay more than $10,000,000,000 anyway.
1:23:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:23:31
Testecleese: Over the years, this was just supposed to be able to help them get set up and build their infrastructure and actually get it up and running.
1:23:37
Testecleese: Because exactly, how many employees do you need? How big a building do you need? What kind of permits and zoning do you need? You know, how many, how much money needs to be spent?
1:23:47
Testecleese: To make this happen, which would be all tax money pouring into New York City.
1:23:51
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:23:52
Testecleese: But she chased it away. And exactly, now Northern Virginia is making all of that money instead.
1:23:57
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:24:01
Testecleese: This one really got me, dude.
1:24:04
Brian McFadden: I didn't know that colleges in California had a military weapon stockpile.
1:24:10
Testecleese: Well, it turns out…
1:24:13
Testecleese: These guys have stun grenades, they have the sonic weapons that, like, military folk call the voice of God.
1:24:20
Testecleese: All sorts of stuff. Stuff that temporarily blinds you. And the law says they're only allowed to have this stuff in their arsenal if it is absolutely necessary to be able to keep the population safe from the violence and the crime.
1:24:36
Brian McFadden: So they're expecting another college uprising, like happened in the 60s?
1:24:41
Testecleese: Well, it, it sounds like it already happened because if they already have this stuff, that means they have to prove that.
1:24:46
Testecleese: To be able to get this equipment, they have to approve, and that's not safe, so it's
1:24:51
Testecleese: But they've been telling us that this shit's not happening, and it's perfectly safe, and then the colleges go out and file paperwork saying it's so dangerous, I need freaking…
1:24:59
Testecleese: Stun grenades!
1:25:01
Brian McFadden: No.
1:25:01
Testecleese: Launch!
1:25:02
Brian McFadden: We're mechanics.
1:25:03
Testecleese: crowd.
1:25:04
Brian McFadden: We need tanks.
1:25:05
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we need, we need Tiananmen Square tanks over here, folks.
1:25:10
Testecleese: All right.
1:25:11
Testecleese: Does it start shooting into the crowd? That'll fix it.
1:25:16
Testecleese: Oh.
1:25:17
Testecleese: Alright.
1:25:18
Testecleese: I don't care. This El Sayed guy, he's a bag of trash. Even Mehdi Hassan called him up.
1:25:25
Brian McFadden: He's a Michigan runner. He's running for Senate in Michigan. That should have been under Michigan.
1:25:32
Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry.
1:25:34
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and he deflected every single question when they asked him why he's calling himself a physician when he doesn't have any medical degree whatsoever.
1:25:44
Testecleese: All permits or licenses to do any of this stuff.
1:25:47
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:25:48
Testecleese: Like, he flat out lied to the people to get votes.
1:25:51
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:25:54
Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
1:25:56
Testecleese: And now, what did I say was gonna happen? Because all of the betting markets were saying that there's gonna be a blue wave, right?
1:26:03
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:26:03
Testecleese: I said that's not gonna happen, cause they're gonna have to turn, like, 4 seats and take Alaska.
1:26:10
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:26:11
Testecleese: I was like, no way it's gonna
1:26:14
Testecleese: If only I had a VPN that had placed bets a couple months ago.
1:26:19
Testecleese: Saying…
1:26:20
Brian McFadden: But are they gonna keep the house, too?
1:26:22
Testecleese: I say they're going to keep the House and the Sen.
1:26:25
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:26:25
Repeat Offender: All work in the.
1:26:26
Testecleese: Not only that, they're gonna pick up seats.
1:26:29
Testecleese: Well, they're.
1:26:30
Repeat Offender: It's.
1:26:32
Testecleese: running nut jobs like platner, and you got what they're doing in New York City with all these commies and socialists.
1:26:38
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:26:40
Repeat Offender: Redistricting and bloody gerrymandering, that's taken care of a lot of votes.
1:26:47
Testecleese: Yeah, and we call that too, Brian.
1:26:50
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:26:50
Testecleese: With a gerrymandering issue that if the Democrats want to really get into this because, like, Texas is doing this.
1:26:57
Testecleese: they're claiming, you know, XYZ reason. A lot of people told me that's illegal, like, it's absolutely not illegal, it
1:27:03
Testecleese: Uncommon to do it mid, you know.
1:27:07
Testecleese: mid-decade.
1:27:09
Testecleese: But we said, as soon as the Democrats try to get into this game, they're done, because they've already gerrymandered their states to the max. They cannot get more seats out. Maybe a couple here and a couple there.
1:27:19
Testecleese: And then… Lucky for them, a handful of Republican states were like, no, we' But, yeah.
1:27:26
Testecleese: How many did they pick up in Texas? Like four seats, the Republic.
1:27:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:27:32
Testecleese: Thank you.
1:27:33
Repeat Offender: They tried it there too, but then they got knocked on the head. What's that? Didn't Democrats try it in Virginia?
1:27:40
Testecleese: They tried.
1:27:41
Testecleese: Virginia Supreme Court stop.
1:27:44
Repeat Offender: Good.
1:27:45
Repeat Offender: Knocked it down pretty quickly.
1:27:47
Testecleese: Massachusetts threatened to do it, which I laughed about, because they have 100% Democrat representation.
1:27:53
Brian McFadden: I don't know how they're gonna they're gonna.
1:27:55
Testecleese: Well, no, they… what they want to do is go and do a census and count all the illegal aliens that they shipped out of Martha'.
1:28:02
Brian McFadden: And dumped in Boston.
1:28:04
Testecleese: Well, they're not in Mother's Vineyard, no, they're
1:28:09
Testecleese: But yeah, I was like, dude, if you guys go and redistrict in Massachusetts, you might accidentally get a Republican elect.
1:28:15
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:28:18
Testecleese: Oh, my cripes.
1:28:20
Testecleese: Okay, so… Why did Trump use…
1:28:24
Testecleese: The old Air Force One out of Turkey, instead of… There's.
1:28:28
Brian McFadden: Saying that it was because,
1:28:31
Brian McFadden: security… he said one thing, but Secret Service said that it doesn't have the same security precautions and tools that the old Air Force One has.
1:28:43
Brian McFadden: But he said it was for the troops in England to get a chance to see the new Air Force One.
1:28:49
Repeat Offender: Weekly.
1:28:50
Testecleese: air.
1:28:51
Testecleese: Why haven't they upgraded this thing to be just as, efficient as the old one then?
1:28:59
Brian McFadden: I don't think we had the time for it.
1:29:01
Testecleese: maybe shouldn't be flying around in it. You know what I mean?
1:29:05
Brian McFadden: Well, also, you know, Trump is enemy number one in Iran, so.
1:29:09
Testecleese: Or they've been trying to kill him for a while.
1:29:13
Repeat Offender: Threats from all the rain, I.
1:29:16
Brian McFadden: He's a lot closer to Iran than the United States, so…
1:29:21
Testecleese: Yes, yes, and that was actually why they flew them out.
1:29:25
Testecleese: And, did you see he, left instructions in case they're successful?
1:29:32
Testecleese: I…
1:29:33
Brian McFadden: I saw the article, I didn't read it yet.
1:29:35
Testecleese: Well, it's let's be realistic.
1:29:38
Testecleese: If Iran successfully assassinates the President of the United States.
1:29:43
Brian McFadden: They will cease to exist as a country.
1:29:45
Testecleese: The hellfire that would rain down on Iran would be.
1:29:49
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:29:50
Testecleese: Unseen since World War II.
1:29:53
Testecleese: No one…
1:29:54
Brian McFadden: JD Vance and not gonna… Hedgepeth and JD Vance are gonna just rain all royal hell on them.
1:30:01
Testecleese: Not just that Congress would actually full on declare war and.
1:30:04
Brian McFadden: Excuse me.
1:30:05
Testecleese: And say, go, go do it and send the Marines to do it. There's no, no way you cannot let anyone get away with assassinating the president.
1:30:14
Testecleese: Because that just makes us look weak. Like, oh, that sucks to be us! I guess we're Venezuela, if they just…
1:30:20
Testecleese: At least we didn't even kill that guy, we just went and grabbed him.
1:30:23
Testecleese: Quit being a bitch, you know?
1:30:27
Repeat Offender: I think when Trump was going to fly out, they had in Iran, the Supreme Leader, what they call him, Ayatollah or whatever he was, that was his future.
1:30:36
Testecleese: Hey, Solom.
1:30:37
Repeat Offender: I know the time.
1:30:37
Brian McFadden: But nobody knows where he's at.
1:30:40
Repeat Offender: Oh yeah, he's little pieces everywhere.
1:30:42
Brian McFadden: Well, not him, but the, the, his, his, the gay, the gay ayatollah.
1:30:47
Testecleese: Okay.
1:30:47
Repeat Offender: It's.
1:30:48
Brian McFadden: seeing… Since it became Aitola.
1:30:52
Testecleese: Yeah, but didn't he lose a leg or something? Was that was one of the rumors.
1:30:56
Repeat Offender: I reckon.
1:30:57
Brian McFadden: He didn't even show up for his own kids' and wife's funeral.
1:31:00
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I think he's dead, too. I think, repeat offend is correct here. I think he's dead.
1:31:06
Testecleese: Trying to save face.
1:31:09
Repeat Offender: And that's why they can't come up with any decisions in this peace deal. You've got so many people pulling it, the IRGC, you've got the commander of the IRGC, you've got whatever's left that Trump left in office, whatever he chose to leave there behind.
1:31:22
Repeat Offender: Mate, they know exactly where you are. You guys just bombed 90 targets, do you realize that?
1:31:27
Testecleese: Yeah, and they said it's.
1:31:28
Repeat Offender: Kareem.
1:31:29
Testecleese: Continue.
1:31:29
Repeat Offender: Okay.
1:31:30
Testecleese: Continue until they give in and well because they.
1:31:34
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we're not bombing any civilian infrastructure. Most of the population in Iran don't even know there's a war going on.
1:31:43
Brian McFadden: They're still going to work, they're still doing their normal routines, it's not like Ukraine, where Kiev's being bombarded daily, and the people in.
1:31:53
Repeat Offender: It looks good.
1:31:54
Brian McFadden: And you in the capital there know it.
1:31:57
Repeat Offender: Yeah, and Moscow's getting bombed too. But the thing is.
1:32:00
Testecleese: Trump told Ukraine to bomb deep in the heart of Russia into Moscow, and I was like
1:32:05
Testecleese: Let's just not be involved. The whole point of Ukraine was to be a buffer between Russia and NATO.
1:32:12
Testecleese: Leave it the fuck alone. You know what I.
1:32:14
Repeat Offender: Ukraine's got a license to make bloody Patriot missiles now, but in Iran, did you notice one thing about that?
1:32:20
Repeat Offender: no boots on the ground, and he's… they're killing… Hegseth and bloody Trump are killing it in Iran. People don't understand. You got all this fake media.
1:32:29
Brian McFadden: If we were really killing it, the war would have been over already.
1:32:33
Repeat Offender: No.
1:32:33
Testecleese: But the issue is there's no centralized control. So all you need is one of these fucking military leaders to launch a missile again and then take out three ships in the strait. And they're like, all right, ceasefire is over. We're going to blow up more of your missile sites.
1:32:48
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:32:49
Repeat Offender: Well, Trump said that last fills off the table will never be back on what they gave Irene last time.
1:32:54
Testecleese: Yeah, it's gonna be worse this time.
1:32:57
Repeat Offender: And you said, didn't they take Argo Island, too?
1:33:01
Brian McFadden: He says a lot of things. I don't think you'll ever do that.
1:33:04
Repeat Offender: I reckon you'll take Cargo Island. I reckon.
1:33:09
Testecleese: Who is it? One of these,
1:33:12
Testecleese: Irani allies, I can't remember who it was.
1:33:15
Testecleese: Came out and said they didn't like the idea of Iran charging a fee to go this straight to Hormuzi either, saying it's not yours, you can
1:33:22
Testecleese: Charge people.
1:33:24
Testecleese: It might have been guitar.
1:33:27
Testecleese: I'm not sure, I… which is also the big thing that made me nervous about the Qataris sending an Air Force One to the United States. Like, ugh!
1:33:38
Testecleese: Have fun debugging that, looking for listening devices and, manual override switches, or the off switch, you know what I mean? I mean, they're one of our.
1:33:46
Brian McFadden: We're closest allies in the Middle East now.
1:33:49
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:33:49
Testecleese: Yeah. Italy's Sprint, is, has,
1:33:53
Testecleese: communications and trade deal with Iran, don't they? They're not allies, but.
1:33:57
Testecleese: They get along well enough that they can.
1:34:00
Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
1:34:01
Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, what you're saying about the war in Iran, like, yeah, you're right, your average person there doesn't even
1:34:07
Testecleese: That's the same thing, what happened in the last, what, 3 Egyptian civil wars
1:34:11
Testecleese: You know, people would go to work, they'd go eat lunch, and down the street, there'd be conflict.
1:34:17
Testecleese: With 20 guys shooting at 20 guys, you know what I mean?
1:34:20
Testecleese: And then all of a sudden, like, oh yeah, there's a new government in Egypt, and
1:34:24
Testecleese: oh when did that happen you know.
1:34:27
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:34:31
Testecleese: Yeah, because of the, resumed bombing, oil prices have already jumped, 5%. I topped off my tanks and my gas cans immediately after hearing that, they attacked ships again, because I knew exactly what that meant.
1:34:46
Testecleese: And it's.
1:34:46
Brian McFadden: Indiana to get gas yesterday.
1:34:49
Testecleese: Much cheaper?
1:34:50
Brian McFadden: Dollar and a gallon cheaper.
1:34:52
Testecleese: Jeez.
1:34:55
Testecleese: Yeah, bring all your gas cans and fill all of them up too, right?
1:34:59
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:35:00
Testecleese: How far are you from Indiana.
1:35:01
Brian McFadden: Half hour.
1:35:03
Testecleese: Well, that's not so bad. You could find an excuse to go out there for dinner if you really wanted to, to get the.
1:35:08
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:35:11
Testecleese: Oh, man.
1:35:13
Testecleese: All right. Oh, and check this out.
1:35:15
Testecleese: Trump's gonna be removing Syria as a state sponsor of terror, and this will be the first time since 1979.
1:35:23
Brian McFadden: Do they have a Syrian government now?
1:35:25
Testecleese: I thought it was still ISIS.
1:35:28
Brian McFadden: I thought so too.
1:35:29
Testecleese: I guess ISIS has officially moved to Libya and become ISIL you know.
1:35:35
Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
1:35:36
Testecleese: Didn't Obama call him ISI.
1:35:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he did.
1:35:38
Testecleese: Depending on where they were.
1:35:40
Brian McFadden: Ye.
1:35:43
Testecleese: Oh, my God.
1:35:44
Testecleese: Yeah, and what, Trump had all but eradicated them under his first term, that Biden was like.
1:35:52
Testecleese: That wasn't a fart. And they got popular again.
1:35:59
Testecleese: hahaha and apparently China is trying to flex their Naval power.
1:36:07
Testecleese: for political coercion, as if they're, protecting the world's, tradeways. If that were the case, they would be over here doing something about Iran, shutting down the trade at home moves, especially because China gets…
1:36:20
Brian McFadden: Hello.
1:36:21
Testecleese: of their oil from Iran.
1:36:23
Testecleese: You think they'd be like, knock it the fuck off, we can't pay you! You know?
1:36:28
Brian McFadden: Mmhm.
1:36:29
Repeat Offender: So you don't need to stand some basalt testing in the Yeah. Fauna.
1:36:33
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
1:36:36
Testecleese: And, man, too many people are underestimating the Chinese.
1:36:40
Testecleese: They, there's so many of them, okay? Like, let's be real, there's so… even…
1:36:47
Testecleese: Sheer numbers! There must be a ton of brilliant geniuses who know how to make crazy weapons, right? Just sheer numbers of people!
1:36:57
Testecleese: They're making crazy technology over there, and they're mostly keeping it to themselves. And let's be real, all these electronics you're buying, you know all of this shit's listening to you, and you know it as a fact, because you'll be talking to your buddy at the bar about…
1:37:11
Testecleese: Television, you're thinking about buying, because you need a new TV, and then you open your phone, there's 5 commercials for different televisions.
1:37:17
Testecleese: You know, it's like, you know, as a fact that this is happening, you don't think China's just going, going, going, taking all of your information left and right.
1:37:27
Testecleese: We'll see.
1:37:28
Repeat Offender: There's a lot of stuff going on here, mate, around this region. Because with your guys' help in Australia, we just signed a treaty with Fiji and we've done one with Vanuatu.
1:37:39
Repeat Offender: And this is part of the Chinese belt.
1:37:41
Repeat Offender: Built plan that I had.
1:37:42
Testecleese: Okay.
1:37:43
Repeat Offender: to get you in the Pacific Ocean area.
1:37:45
Testecleese: Yeah, that's exactly the key, is that we, the United States, need to step in and offer better deals to these nations, these nations than China will.
1:37:53
Repeat Offender: Yeah.
1:37:54
Repeat Offender: They're offering infrastructure, buying and building their infrastructure, then they're putting bases there.
1:38:00
Repeat Offender: And that's for.
1:38:01
Testecleese: I'm going to put bases on.
1:38:03
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:38:03
Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's what you guys got. That's
1:38:06
Repeat Offender: Because that's… what's… we're starting to reinforce our… so, like, our,
1:38:11
Repeat Offender: Our military ties to all these island nations, like, they're not going to offer much.
1:38:16
Repeat Offender: They're not going to offer much at all. But the thing is, we've got to stop Chinese input getting in there, because once they're in there, mate, you're.
1:38:23
Brian McFadden: No.
1:38:25
Testecleese: It's probably too late already, because we…
1:38:28
Testecleese: we have international surrogacy services here in the United States. Trump needs to make that illegal immediately, because these Chinese folks can literally have an American woman carry their child in the States.
1:38:40
Testecleese: Then once the kid's healthy, send it back. That kid's still an American cit.
1:38:43
Brian McFadden: Yep, he can be president.
1:38:45
Testecleese: Can be president in 35 years.
1:38:48
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:38:49
Testecleese: That has to be stopped. You have to say international surrogacy is illegal because of birthright citizenship. That's a good enough argument for me.
1:38:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure.
1:38:58
Testecleese: And I love that you hear a lot of these lefties, like, well, it's already illegal, birthright, birth citizen, birth tourism is already illegal. And it's like, yes, you're right, and so is a fucking murder, that doesn't mean it.
1:39:11
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:39:11
Repeat Offender: National… national security override everything.
1:39:16
Testecleese: Only in a time of war, because apparently in World War II, we got away with rounding up the Chinese and putting them in, essentially concentration camps, but, you know, we weren't working them to death, or gassing them.
1:39:27
Testecleese: Right.
1:39:28
Testecleese: But we round him up, he's like, we don't know who's
1:39:32
Testecleese: Like, we're not gonna put you to work in the weapons factory to blow it up, you know? Yeah. I don't know, I don't know how much you guys have studied.
1:39:41
Testecleese: The French resistance during World War II.
1:39:44
Testecleese: But they went to work helping, like, make weapons for the Germans, and, like, blew the power… the weapons factories up from the inside.
1:39:51
Testecleese: Before France actually managed to start fighting again.
1:39:54
Brian McFadden: Oh, wow.
1:39:55
Testecleese: we can rip on France for surrendering so easily, and they did in World War I, too, actually, so easily, but at least the locals fought back until the government could pull its head out of its ass and figure out what to do.
1:40:07
Testecleese: Instead of going, oh, I guess they're not, the Germans are just here
1:40:11
Testecleese: Oh, I guess I should learn German, you know?
1:40:16
Repeat Offender: We did the same thing with the IT industry during World War II.
1:40:20
Testecleese: Okay.
1:40:21
Repeat Offender: We ran up to all the Italian population, put them in a place called Silver City.
1:40:27
Testecleese: all right interesting what what happened with Italy in World War II all right they switched sides
1:40:34
Testecleese: And then, like, oh crap! The Axis powers are losing! Quick, let's be allies! You know?
1:40:41
Testecleese: Sure.
1:40:43
Repeat Offender: Mate, you think about it, but, like, with the germs and the Japanese and that, at least they've done some damage, like…
1:40:50
Repeat Offender: took on… they basically took on the world. The Italians really did nothing. The Italians only wanted Africa.
1:40:55
Testecleese: They tried to, they tried to just get on board because they thought the Germans and the Japanese were going to win.
1:41:00
Repeat Offender: Yeah, 100%.
1:41:01
Testecleese: Want a piece of the pie too.
1:41:03
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:41:05
Testecleese: And then, well, realistically, once Japan surrendered, Germany fell shortly after that.
1:41:12
Testecleese: And it's… you know what?
1:41:14
Testecleese: It's not like the Japanese were helping the Germans on the front lines, but the issue was now the Americans, the Australians, everyone who was in the Pacific theater with the Japanese could now focus all of their attention on Europe. You know what I mean? It's like, oh crap, we just doubled the military coming at us.
1:41:34
Testecleese: Oh, we won.
1:41:35
Repeat Offender: Once Japan got to Singapore, mate, like, there was a lot of threats happening.
1:41:39
Repeat Offender: They'd have got through Singapore, like.
1:41:42
Testecleese: Yep.
1:41:43
Testecleese: And the Australians had to fight on a two-front war. Not everyone fought Pacific and European theater, but the Australians absolutely had to, because Japan was right there. You know what I mean?
1:41:54
Repeat Offender: Go ahead.
1:41:55
Repeat Offender: Yeah, we actually took them on, that's why we've been.
1:41:58
Testecleese: You guys are there at Okinawa with.
1:42:00
Repeat Offender: Yeah, it was, well, it's our reserves that actually had fighting
1:42:03
Repeat Offender: fight the Japanese in Kokoda and Papua New Guinea, because our infantry were actually over in Europe.
1:42:10
Testecleese: There.
1:42:12
Repeat Offender: So we…
1:42:13
Testecleese: She's.
1:42:13
Repeat Offender: In a reserve. A reserve.
1:42:15
Testecleese: a bunch of guys with less training and almost no experience.
1:42:19
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:42:20
Testecleese: To go, to go fight a major global power that was rapidly expanding.
1:42:27
Repeat Offender: It was…
1:42:27
Testecleese: Balls! The balls on those dudes, though, to bomb Pearl Harbor.
1:42:32
Testecleese: You know?
1:42:33
Repeat Offender: Oh, my.
1:42:34
Testecleese: What a mistake that was.
1:42:37
Testecleese: Okay.
1:42:38
Testecleese: Waking the sleeping giants.
1:42:40
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:42:40
Repeat Offender: Yamamoto said that, wasn But.
1:42:43
Testecleese: Was that…
1:42:44
Repeat Offender: Wasn't it Yamamoto who said that? Admir.
1:42:47
Testecleese: Allegedly, I've heard conflicting stories, but yeah, I've heard Admiral Yamamoto has said that he feared that they,
1:42:55
Testecleese: woke a sleeping giant, or maybe that was the emperor who said that. Yamamoto was also credited with saying, which he did not say, there's a rifle behind every blade of grass.
1:43:05
Testecleese: Yeah, good luck trying to invade the United States, for real, there are more guns than people. You know? Like, all of those dudes know how to shoot, because that's how they get dinner.
1:43:16
Repeat Offender: Well, mate, the only way they're going to try and beat you guys is by getting infiltrating, getting in there to America. That's what they're doing, and that'.
1:43:23
Testecleese: Exactly, this ocean, these 2 oceans have done so great protecting us that there's not gonna be.
1:43:28
Testecleese: a military invasion. They have to come in and take over the government from the inside, and look at what's happening with these commies.
1:43:36
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:43:39
Testecleese: You know, and I don't know if any, either you saw it, I put it on social media recently, how the Dems got a pull
1:43:44
Testecleese: Some advice, like, for real, you guys gotta purge your party of these guys.
1:43:49
Testecleese: Because you're destroying your party, it's gonna fall apart, and you're gonna hand over the presidency, the Senate, and the Congress for at least a decade to the Republican Party if you don't get these communists and socialists out of your party.
1:44:02
Testecleese: Like, because this is right before Platner dropped out, and I was like, for real, Platner runs…
1:44:07
Testecleese: For Senate, he WILL lose.
1:44:10
Testecleese: Just know he might beat Susan Collins. He will lose.
1:44:15
Testecleese: So, I don't know, maybe Bernie Sanders saw my post, and was like
1:44:19
Testecleese: That asshole makes sense. That asshole makes sense, you know?
1:44:24
Repeat Offender: Another first for the show.
1:44:25
Testecleese: Yeah!
1:44:29
Repeat Offender: But honestly, you can look at it. Republicans have got rhinos, and Democrats, mate, they're losing out. They're the comm.
1:44:36
Testecleese: Well, it's because they're casting out anyone who doesn't follow in 100% lockstep. There's so much division within the Republican Party.
1:44:43
Testecleese: Because they're like, no, I think we should do this instead, I think we should… but the left is like, no, fuck all of that.
1:44:49
Testecleese: We all agree on everything, so therefore we know we're gonna win. Vote blue no matter who.
1:44:55
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:44:56
Testecleese: That's so crazy. Then you speak to the individual Democrat. None of that shit's happening when you refer to policy and you show them like the policies that for the person they literally voted for, like my little sister.
1:45:08
Testecleese: Wants to nationalize.
1:45:11
Testecleese: The socialism that's, infiltrating Massachusetts.
1:45:16
Testecleese: And I was like.
1:45:18
Testecleese: Do you have any idea what that means? He's like, yeah, it means we're gonna tax the rich. I was like, you are the rich! I was like, you live in Plymouth, Massachusetts. It was, like, one of the first cities in the country, okay?
1:45:31
Testecleese: Tourists come from all over the world to see Plymouth.
1:45:35
Testecleese: She brings in almost 6 figures, her husband brings in almost 6 figures. Together, they're making, like, $175 a year.
1:45:43
Testecleese: And she thinks she's not the wealthy. I was like, well, I don't know, let's have a look at the average income in West Virginia. Oh, it's $36,000? How much of your paycheck are you willing to give to West Virginia because you want to.
1:45:55
Brian McFadden: None.
1:45:56
Testecleese: No, no, she wants to take someone else's money.
1:45:59
Testecleese: That's not how this works!
1:46:02
Repeat Offender: Who gets taxed after the billionaires and millionaires leave the state?
1:46:05
Repeat Offender: Is the next one…
1:46:06
Testecleese: But if you're supposed to liquidate all of the wealth and distribute it evenly.
1:46:11
Testecleese: You're doing better in Massachusetts than the guy with no teeth in a broken-down trailer in West Virginia. They're gonna take your money and give it to him! They're gonna get him new teeth, they're gonna build him a new fucking house on your paycheck!
1:46:25
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:46:26
Testecleese: Then, then, that's best part is then they say shit like, well, it's my money, how can you just take my money? It's like, you fucking voted for it! You said take my money
1:46:35
Testecleese: that's what blows my mind about Massachusetts man they started a revolution over a three percent tax on tea.
1:46:42
Brian McFadden: Not anymore. Nobody cares.
1:46:44
Testecleese: Text me harder, Daddy. Oh, give it to her.
1:46:50
Testecleese: Oh my god, dude!
1:46:52
Testecleese: And who's this Robert Jenrick guy? Is he…
1:46:56
Testecleese: Supposed to be taking over in the UK or something?
1:47:01
Testecleese: I don't know, maybe the.
1:47:02
Repeat Offender: Andy Burnham. Andy Burnham.
1:47:05
Testecleese: Okay, who's Robert Jenrick? Is he just like a commentator?
1:47:08
Brian McFadden: It's from GB News, so.
1:47:10
Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's a commentator, I think.
1:47:12
Testecleese: Okay.
1:47:13
Brian McFadden: Cue the pleas of a two-tier justice after a white man was arrested following an assault by a black man. Oh, great.
1:47:20
Testecleese: Yeah, he… this dude was jumped by a couple dudes, and was being pummeled, right? Yup. Lady… Ladycom shows up, jumps on this dude's back, the guy getting beat up jumps on him, he…
1:47:31
Testecleese: this white kid throws an elbow back, thinking he's protecting himself from the dudes beating the shit out of him. She arrests him for assaulting an officer, and it's like, he was getting beat down in front of you, and you arrested him, just like that Nowak kid that no… everyone already forgot about him, didn't they?
1:47:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, oh yeah.
1:47:51
Repeat Offender: But what happened was, did you see the rest of the video?
1:47:55
Repeat Offender: the guy that got attacked, he got attacked by Muslims or whatever they were, the coppers actually got physical with him before they got him in the car. There's a couple of bystanders that come up and said to him, hey.
1:48:06
Repeat Offender: to be fair to this guy, he's just been flogged by these… the group of gang, and this woman, the copper, come up behind… I've seen the video… she come up behind him. So he was sort of, like, self-defense mode still.
1:48:18
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
1:48:19
Repeat Offender: I didn't know it was a female officer
1:48:21
Repeat Offender: And then he's going whack, and then she's going right. Next minute, they're all on top
1:48:26
Repeat Offender: It was lucky the bystanders were there, and they said, we've
1:48:29
Repeat Offender: Now they're going to investigate him actually being sold it in the first place, which they should have done.
1:48:33
Testecleese: Now, they may throw out charges against this dude, but I guarantee you that cop doesn't get investigated or even get suspended.
1:48:40
Repeat Offender: She just came on the tech team straight away.
1:48:43
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:48:43
Repeat Offender: She watched the perpetrators run away.
1:48:46
Testecleese: It's like when that kid was stabbed, was bleeding out, and the cop was like
1:48:50
Testecleese: And let him die, not a single, not even an investigation.
1:48:53
Testecleese: Like, well, you know, sometimes people die. It's like, yes, when you handcuff them and watch them bleed out, yes.
1:48:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
1:49:01
Testecleese: It's just, what's going on? And I like the two-tier Kier Nick moniker that came up, but once he,
1:49:09
Testecleese: I guess technically he's still in office, so we could still use that term, hu.
1:49:13
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:49:14
Testecleese: It's just.
1:49:15
Repeat Offender: It's disgusting what they've done in their own country, mate.
1:49:20
Repeat Offender: And they allow Sharia law that's happening in England.
1:49:24
Repeat Offender: You've got Sharia courts here.
1:49:28
Repeat Offender: Never let your lawyer eat.
1:49:31
Testecleese: Now, are other, groups allowed to set up their own government and have their own trials and courts, or just the Islam, Islamists?
1:49:40
Repeat Offender: Just, is the most…
1:49:41
Brian McFadden: That's great.
1:49:42
Repeat Offender: Never let Sharia law in your country, guys.
1:49:47
Testecleese: I just can't believe, like, why can't the Christians and the Jews do the.
1:49:51
Brian McFadden: Sounds like, religious discrimination.
1:49:55
Testecleese: Realistically, the Catholic Church doesn't really have a court system You know what I mean?
1:50:00
Brian McFadden: I got the Vatican.
1:50:02
Testecleese: Yeah, but they, they're not Passing judgment and sentencing people to lashes or cane.
1:50:08
Repeat Offender: The worst thing, yeah, the worst thing that happened is you'd be excommunicated by the church.
1:50:13
Testecleese: Yeah, and actually, and that's a big deal in the Catholic Church, just like those
1:50:18
Testecleese: Priests and, what was it, bishops or cardinals.
1:50:21
Repeat Offender: Yes.
1:50:23
Testecleese: Where, where are they?
1:50:24
Repeat Offender: Yeah, no.
1:50:26
Repeat Offender: That's the order, Priest, Bishop.
1:50:29
Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, no. But, yeah, a bunch of priests were just ordained by bishops.
1:50:34
Testecleese: And the bishops and the… Priests were all excommunicated immediately by, the Pope.
1:50:39
Testecleese: Like, like, a couple weeks ago.
1:50:42
Brian McFadden: Well, I was reading that they're not the only ones that do Latin Mass. There's also congregations in the US that still practice Latin Mass.
1:50:52
Testecleese: Yes, it is very difficult to find them. There's one in, Charlestown, West Virginia, actually, that does.
1:50:59
Brian McFadden: But why is the Pope not, getting rid of them, too.
1:51:03
Testecleese: Well, the big issue was that these guys had to get permission from the Pope to do it.
1:51:08
Testecleese: And did it without the permission.
1:51:11
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:51:12
Testecleese: So, the reason they didn't get the permission was the Latin Mass, the actual offense was not having permission.
1:51:19
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:51:20
Testecleese: to ordain priests.
1:51:23
Testecleese: And, yeah, and that's the only way, because it was an official… the Pope can say you don't have authority, but once they've been ordained by a bishop, even if it's not without the Pope's consent, they'
1:51:34
Testecleese: So they had to be excommunicated to remove.
1:51:37
Testecleese: the… the caller, you know what I mean?
1:51:41
Testecleese: Yes.
1:51:42
Testecleese: I was like, jeez Louise, yeah, and just a heads up for anyone who's not Catholic or understand excommunication as a Christian.
1:51:50
Testecleese: This means you've been thrown out of the church, you are no longer welcome, you have no place in the kingdom of heaven.
1:51:58
Testecleese: Can you imagine being cast into hell for eternity because the Pope said so?
1:52:05
Testecleese: No.
1:52:06
Brian McFadden: Well, that's when I stopped becoming a… I stopped being a Catholic and found a different religion.
1:52:11
Testecleese: Yeah, well, but.
1:52:13
Brian McFadden: Catholic Church isn't the only way to he.
1:52:17
Repeat Offender: Do you realize, too, guys…
1:52:18
Testecleese: If you're Catholic, it is.
1:52:21
Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's it.
1:52:22
Brian McFadden: Because you're Catholic doesn't guarantee you a spot in hea.
1:52:26
Testecleese: No, but if I'm not Catholic, I cannot get a.
1:52:30
Brian McFadden: Okay, I guess I'm going to hell.
1:52:33
Testecleese: According to my church, yes.
1:52:35
Testecleese: Especially because we don't believe in purgatory.
1:52:38
Testecleese: So there's not even a limbo for you.
1:52:41
Brian McFadden: I don't believe in purgatory.
1:52:44
Brian McFadden: I feel as long as I got a personal relationship with Christ, I'm going to heaven.
1:52:49
Testecleese: I agree. I'm just saying this is the the doctrine of the church.
1:52:54
Repeat Offender: Did you also hear the news throughout the week? It's pretty big news, but never made the papers.
1:52:59
Testecleese: Turning what?
1:53:01
Repeat Offender: King Charles has stepped down from head of the Church of England.
1:53:07
Repeat Offender: Apple.
1:53:08
Testecleese: I'm not surprised. Is he, is he converting?
1:53:11
Repeat Offender: He's now labelled himself king of all religions in there.
1:53:18
Testecleese: Oh, I bet the Muslims love that.
1:53:20
Brian McFadden: Hehehehehehe.
1:53:21
Repeat Offender: So he's now going to be the monarchy of all religions now.
1:53:28
Testecleese: Yeah, I bet the Muslims love that. There's no way they're gonna execute him for that. You know what I mean? Declaring himself King of Islam?
1:53:36
Repeat Offender: You can't execute the king.
1:53:38
Testecleese: Ok, you would call it an assassination, but they're going to grab him.
1:53:44
Testecleese: And then cut his fucking head off. Okay?
1:53:47
Repeat Offender: Okay.
1:53:47
Brian McFadden: Possible show title.
1:53:49
Testecleese: What? Got his head off?
1:53:51
Brian McFadden: No, king of all religions.
1:53:53
Testecleese: Or yeah, the king of Muslims.
1:53:59
Repeat Offender: That puts a new meeting on Tuesday,
1:54:03
Testecleese: Yeah, oh my god.
1:54:05
Testecleese: So, yeah, so what did the Pope think of the king saying, I'm the king of Catholicism in the, you know, in the Commonwealth?
1:54:13
Repeat Offender: The place…
1:54:13
Testecleese: Because I'm pretty sure the Pope takes that title, right?
1:54:16
Repeat Offender: No, I think what it is, is like it's in England. So, whereas the King was the head of the Church of England.
1:54:23
Repeat Offender: Yeah, but he's also.
1:54:24
Testecleese: of the entire empire, I thought.
1:54:27
Repeat Offender: Well, the Church of England was created when they broke away from Catholic.
1:54:30
Brian McFadden: Because he wanted to divorce his wife.
1:54:33
Repeat Offender: Henry VIII.
1:54:34
Testecleese: Yeah, he wanted to be able to divorce his wife without having to cut her head off.
1:54:38
Repeat Offender: Many executed up.
1:54:40
Testecleese: Yes. Yes. But yeah, he had, before he had to, execute his wives to be able to get a new wife. And he's like, yeah, this is getting messy, it's… do you know how much difficult it is to get the blood out of the stone, you know?
1:54:54
Repeat Offender: It cost the taxpayer a lot of money back then, too.
1:54:58
Testecleese: Oh, good.
1:54:59
Testecleese: so yeah we are we'll just make our own church but but yeah but he's still king the.
1:55:06
Repeat Offender: So now we saw…
1:55:08
Testecleese: The United Kingdom and the Commonwealth, the issue was the official religion was.
1:55:13
Testecleese: The Church of England.
1:55:15
Repeat Offender: That's correct.
1:55:16
Testecleese: So, like.
1:55:17
Brian McFadden: So that's not the official religion anymore?
1:55:19
Testecleese: That that's the question I was going with.
1:55:22
Repeat Offender: It's still the official religion.
1:55:25
Repeat Offender: But it isn't.
1:55:26
Repeat Offender: So, what it is, is, like, he saw, like, he's making himself, Not like…
1:55:33
Testecleese: Doing his thing is the reason why my family packed up and rolled out of, you, you, Wales and England.
1:55:39
Repeat Offender: Well, instead of just being, like, that the head of, like.
1:55:42
Repeat Offender: the Church of England, he's now like a patriot of all the religions. That's what he's trying to say.
1:55:48
Repeat Offender: If that makes sense.
1:55:49
Testecleese: He's converting to Islam and.
1:55:51
Repeat Offender: Yep.
1:55:52
Repeat Offender: He's done so much for the bloody… to the Islamic people Muslims.
1:55:57
Testecleese: I know.
1:55:58
Repeat Offender: And it's an ideology, it's not a religion.
1:56:02
Testecleese: Well, it's a religion too, but there's, there's a.
1:56:06
Testecleese: Not just the religion aspect to Islam that a lot of people don't realize. The sheer fact that they have their own courts and their own law system. There's an entire government set up within Islam.
1:56:15
Testecleese: And people were like, no, that's not true, but read the fucking holy book, alright? They're not even… they're not even lying to you and telling you that's not how it works. They all admit this is how it works, because that's the whole point of the religion, you know? This is how you worship Allah.
1:56:29
Repeat Offender: They've got no religion, they've got no separation from state and relig.
1:56:34
Testecleese: Exactly. It's the same thing. It's a liter.
1:56:36
Repeat Offender: It's an audiology, yeah, an audiology.
1:56:40
Testecleese: And that's what got me, because at least in England, you could practice any religion you wanted, even though they were officially Church of England, right?
1:56:47
Testecleese: Like, it wasn't against the law to be a Catholic, at least in the last 100 or so years, right?
1:56:54
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:56:58
Testecleese: Yeah. My waspy side of my family comes from over there. They came over as Protestants. And then.
1:57:07
Testecleese: The Catholicism, I think, came from maybe Ireland or something, I don't know.
1:57:12
Testecleese: But yeah, jeez, Louise.
1:57:15
Testecleese: You see this building in New York, it used to be a Pfizer building.
1:57:20
Testecleese: That they're trying to convert, I want to say, into a, housing.
1:57:27
Brian McFadden: No.
1:57:28
Testecleese: playing and falling down. Like, open up that article and have a look. You could look at these beams holding the building up that are snapped at, like, 45-degree angles. They evacuated even the crews that were supposed to there… that were there to stabilize the building. Like, no, no, no, get out, that's not safe. So what do you… what are you guys gonna do? You're just gonna wait for it to fall down and…
1:57:46
Brian McFadden: It's not even that tall of a building, either. It's only 37 stories.
1:57:50
Testecleese: Only.
1:57:51
Brian McFadden: Well… How much.
1:57:52
Testecleese: Amateur…
1:57:52
Brian McFadden: We're in New York City, here.
1:57:54
Testecleese: I know, but how much damage would a 37-story building do if it just.
1:57:57
Brian McFadden: A lot, but I'm saying that it's not like the tallest building in New York City by any means.
1:58:04
Testecleese: No, correct. It's not even the Empire State Bu
1:58:07
Testecleese: It's a big building, but still not the biggest building in New York City.
1:58:11
Testecleese: But if something that big falls.
1:58:13
Brian McFadden: Oh, it's gotta… I mean, it's gonna be tall, because Mayor Mondani's been to the scene, and he's, he's on it. He's got it all.
1:58:21
Testecleese: Did he just order it to fix itself and be right?
1:58:24
Brian McFadden: He says, we've continued seeing shifting of the structure.
1:58:29
Brian McFadden: So.
1:58:31
Testecleese: Well, this is obviously because you left your thermostat lower than 78 degrees, 78 degrees Fahrenheit.
1:58:37
Brian McFadden: Turn it off completely! You weren't even supposed to lower it, you know, you've got… you're supposed to turn it off completely!
1:58:43
Testecleese: And only during peak hours, you're allowed to sleep in 78 degrees. They're like, Mom, Donnie is not sleeping in 78 degrees and you know it.
1:58:52
Testecleese: Actually, it's One dude was going around.
1:58:56
Testecleese: Recording the temperature, at the mayor's mansion.
1:58:59
Testecleese: The governor's mansion, they were sitting at, like, 65 degrees.
1:59:03
Testecleese: Like, how come we have to keep it so frickin' hot?
1:59:07
Brian McFadden: No answer. It was probably ignored.
1:59:10
Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, that was great. Do you know what they did to help people stay cool during the heat wave?
1:59:15
Brian McFadden: Open the fire hydr.
1:59:16
Testecleese: They open the fire hydrants. Now
1:59:18
Testecleese: Couple things happen when you open fire hydrants.
1:59:21
Testecleese: One, water pressure goes down, so have fun fighting a fire, right? And two, if you were above the third story.
1:59:28
Testecleese: You had, like, brown mud come out your faucet. So now you have no AC, no fucking power, because of the rolling blackouts, and even if you want to get a drink of water to cool down, or even pour it on yourself, you're pouring mud on yourself.
1:59:43
Testecleese: Good job, guys!
1:59:44
Testecleese: Good thing you shut down all those power plants, you know? You fixed that climate change problem by killing everybody!
1:59:55
Testecleese: Oh, it's yours.
1:59:57
Testecleese: Anything else in leftovers you want to talk about?
2:00:00
Brian McFadden: Let me see…
2:00:01
Testecleese: Dude, shot a woman in the face and threw her baby in the snow,
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Repeat Offender: The bank.
2:00:07
Testecleese: Back in winter, she survived. So did the baby. He was just sentenced to 53 years.
2:00:15
Brian McFadden: Good.
2:00:16
Testecleese: Yeah,
2:00:18
Testecleese: I think the federal government should have taken the case instead of the local government and charged him under carjacking, because then they could have executed him.
2:00:26
Testecleese: Believe it or not, carjacking is a capital offense in the United States.
2:00:30
Testecleese: A lot of people do not realize that, but that's because in the 80s, there were so many carjackings, and these guys would make off after throwing someone out the car, and they'd get a half mile and hear the baby crying in the backseat.
2:00:42
Testecleese: So to stop all these babies from being abducted this way, they started executing people for carjacking. This man threw a baby in the snow and tried to kill her mother.
2:00:52
Testecleese: Alright.
2:00:53
Brian McFadden: And then you got Carmelo Anthony seeking a new trial.
2:00:57
Brian McFadden: He wants a different judge to oversee the future legal proceedings.
2:01:01
Testecleese: Yeah, I guess the judge was biased, right.
2:01:03
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:01:04
Testecleese: my God they didn't they need this they're saying they're gonna get a new trial and all this shit they didn't cite you can't just say I want a new trial.
2:01:11
Brian McFadden: No, you gotta say reasons why, you know?
2:01:14
Testecleese: And not even, like, we lost. You don't necessarily get a new job because we lost.
2:01:18
Brian McFadden: No.
2:01:18
Testecleese: appeal…
2:01:20
Testecleese: to get a new trial means they're gonna throw this one out because it was not done fairly. And they're claiming that it was an all-white jury, a lot of people, not the attorneys. It was not all white.
2:01:30
Testecleese: there were two Hispanic and an Asian person on the jury, they just… there were no black folks, so just remember, folks, if you ain't black, you white. There's nothing else out there, and if you say otherwise, you are racist, okay?
2:01:43
Repeat Offender: Yep.
2:01:44
Brian McFadden: And apparently there's, like, 29 states in the US that are in the process of putting self-checkout regulations in place.
2:01:53
Testecleese: Yeah, I.
2:01:54
Brian McFadden: That would give people that use self-checkout 10% discounts.
2:02:01
Testecleese: I'm not necessarily opposed to this. It's not a terrible idea, especially state by state. I can absolutely accept this.
2:02:07
Testecleese: I don't like the idea of it fed.
2:02:09
Brian McFadden: Oh, no, I don't either, but I mean… I mean, the corporations are saving tons of money by having 10 checkout lanes with one person supervising it.
2:02:20
Testecleese: Yeah, well, see, that's the problem. What gets me is that most of, like, these Walmarts
2:02:25
Testecleese: Train people to use the register, and then they go and do their other thing, and they get called up if they're needed.
2:02:30
Brian McFadden: Not anymore. You're lucky you can find one register open with an actual cashier on it during the day.
2:02:36
Testecleese: That's what pisses me off, dude, because, like, we just went and bought a new TV because our video card, the
2:02:42
Testecleese: By the way, the new one's freaking amazing, this new Samsung.
2:02:45
Testecleese: Took an hour to check out because it was 1 cashier.
2:02:49
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:02:50
Testecleese: And I was like, what the hell? And what bothers me even more is that you almost exclusively have to do the self-checkout, because there's literally no cashiers. Yeah. I could do the 5-gallon jugs of water in the water cooler, so I don't have to drink the well water, because you…
2:03:05
Testecleese: It's safe enough, but I'm not gonna deal with a sulfur, you know, this, that, whatever that, because stuff moves around.
2:03:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we don't drink the well water here, either.
2:03:13
Testecleese: No, I'll bathe in it, I'll even.
2:03:15
Brian McFadden: We got a water softener, too, so…
2:03:18
Testecleese: I don't need that.
2:03:19
Testecleese: But that's so I go and I, I don't just return them and exchange them. I go and refill them at Walmart. It's it cost me like $6 to get, 40 gallons of water. Right.
2:03:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but then you can't go through self-check.
2:03:32
Testecleese: Boom, I can't just push the button and say this is how much water I got, right? It's like, scan the barcode, but I'm not buying a new bottle, I'm refilling this bottle.
2:03:41
Brian McFadden: Yah.
2:03:42
Testecleese: So, and yeah, so I have to wait for the lady with 900 items in her grocery cart, who moves slower than a snail, and you're like.
2:03:50
Brian McFadden: Probably writing a check.
2:03:52
Testecleese: Huh?
2:03:53
Brian McFadden: Probably writing a check too.
2:03:55
Testecleese: I haven't had a checkbook in a
2:03:59
Testecleese: Since I was in the Navy, my last… my… the checks I still have were from the Navy Federal Credit Union, and they had Navy ships on… on the checks.
2:04:10
Testecleese: I remember going to the supermarket, and I would sign my name on the check, and I would hand it to the cashier, and they would run it through this machine back and forth, and it would print out the cost and everything right on it.
2:04:21
Brian McFadden: But I can still do that.
2:04:24
Testecleese: Who has a checkbook? Why don't you just swipe your debit card?
2:04:27
Brian McFadden: Some old people don't like debit cards.
2:04:30
Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's a good point. It's not a lot of paperwork.
2:04:34
Testecleese: But the problem is, you could…
2:04:37
Repeat Offender: Okay.
2:04:38
Testecleese: I understand, oh, I don't like a debit card. Problem is, I get my hands on your checkbook, I could
2:04:44
Testecleese: At the same time.
2:04:46
Testecleese: Versus, and it wouldn't give the bank time to flag these unusual transactions until you've already made up with all the goods.
2:04:53
Testecleese: From these checks.
2:04:55
Testecleese: You know, you start swiping my debit card, the bank's like, this is suspicious, is this you? I'm like, no.
2:05:01
Repeat Offender: Lunch.
2:05:05
Testecleese: Oh, this one was good. A principal has been banned from teaching in her state.
2:05:11
Testecleese: She, altered the school schedule and, like, vacation time for the students.
2:05:17
Testecleese: To coincide with her cruise line vacation.
2:05:22
Brian McFadden: She didn't want to take actual time off. She just wanted to change the school's calendar.
2:05:27
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:05:29
Testecleese: And they're like, no, no, no, no, that's not how this works. Everyone else went and changed their.
2:05:34
Brian McFadden: I'm sure she could have taken leave and taken a vacation time for her cruise.
2:05:40
Brian McFadden: But she didn't want to waste her vacation on a cruise.
2:05:44
Testecleese: Exactly, I want to be able to use this to sit at home and fr
2:05:47
Testecleese: Or go on another trip or something, you know?
2:05:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:05:51
Testecleese: Good.
2:05:51
Testecleese: And I… on this show we've talked about before, I remember I brought up
2:05:56
Testecleese: The school, the high school I went to.
2:05:58
Testecleese: The… what the teachers got paid?
2:06:01
Testecleese: And the town I lived in, because they separated from the school district. There used to be four towns and one school.
2:06:07
Testecleese: People were talking about how OT just don't make enough money. This is asinine, you know? Oh, they don't really get four months a year off. Like, yes, they do. They're not working for four months.
2:06:17
Testecleese: Like, how do you think they survive? And I boom, I pulled up the numbers, like, I don't know, maybe it's $13.
2:06:23
Repeat Offender: Exce.
2:06:23
Testecleese: makes a year. Maybe that's how they fucking survive.
2:06:26
Brian McFadden: Yes.
2:06:26
Testecleese: It's like, that's more money than a fucking weld
2:06:30
Testecleese: And those who can do, those who cannot teach, right?
2:06:36
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:06:37
Brian McFadden: Could be a problem. I'm about to be a.
2:06:40
Testecleese: Well, what can you do, Brian?
2:06:42
Brian McFadden: I can do a lot, but I've decided I don't want a full-time job, so I'm gonna become a.
2:06:47
Testecleese: You know, I understand, but I mean, in terms of, yes, you're pretty good with photography, you know, way around a darkroom, that archaic ancient technology, right?
2:06:57
Brian McFadden: I know him around digital photography too.
2:07:00
Testecleese: Yes, much, much cooler, and you could do a lot, needs a lot of cool stuff with it. And don't get me wrong, you could do some really cool stuff with old school 35 millimeter film too.
2:07:09
Testecleese: If you're good, you can do some really cool stuff, like leaving your aperture open, or taking a picture every 20 minutes on the same frame.
2:07:17
Testecleese: You know what I mean? And then
2:07:19
Testecleese: Overdevelop one side, underdevelop the other.
2:07:22
Testecleese: you could do some neat stuff. It's, it's… you could probably do most of the same stuff with a digital camera these days, but it's not as much fun. You know
2:07:32
Testecleese: Of course the kids gotta come downstairs and let the frickin' cats down. Every time I'm doing this, they have to do this.
2:07:40
Testecleese: Oh, and you got something in here about the stamps. It says all-time high in stamp prices.
2:07:46
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they raised them again.
2:07:47
Testecleese: But it's always an all-time high. Stand price never goes back down.
2:07:50
Brian McFadden: No, it's never going down.
2:07:52
Testecleese: So why even bother saying all time high?
2:07:55
Brian McFadden: It's a click clickbait.
2:07:57
Testecleese: That's exactly what it is. And you know what? It goes into effect in, what, like, 7 days or something like that? Go buy stamp… go buy some Forever Stamps now.
2:08:06
Brian McFadden: I got like a half a roll right now already, so.
2:08:09
Testecleese: Yeah. I got a couple sheets of Marine Corps stamps, and I'm like, how often do I send mail
2:08:15
Testecleese: Like, for real.
2:08:16
Testecleese: I don't, I don't send checks in the mail anymore, you know what I mean? I go on my phone and go, boop.
2:08:26
Testecleese: All right.
2:08:27
Testecleese: Ryan, I think that's our show.
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