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Fake Dating Segments Rant (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 11.3.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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oh yeah coming up is the best of hoppy hour for
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about 46 minutes if you want to skip over it
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and go to the new show that's fine but i believe
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you'll be entertained hoppy hour starts live
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in less than 10 minutes standby there are so
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many across the dial is this show polished some
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might not some might even say it's not corporate
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friendly you know what i'm genuine i don't do
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any fake segments I have nothing to talk about
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today. You can tell. You entertained. Because
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the least you can do is a radio show. The least
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you can do is consistently keep your audience
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entertained with real segments. Every new radio
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show. Not like the Preston and Steve's. Not like
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the MJ's. I'll even give Kel to his dude. Not
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the Gen Xers that have been at it a minute. Everyone's
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doing fake dating segments. in a dwindling business.
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The segments, man, funk that. No, it's fake.
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I'm just brushing my hair. Who the fucking Joe
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show about getting cheated on? And I know that
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people might go, oh, you're so negative. No,
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no, no, I'm just being genuine. You are given
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an opportunity to do something and you're doing
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stuff from 26 years ago? That would have been
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like, it would have been like in 1999 when all
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these radio shows began that did the fake segments.
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That would be like if they were doing radio from
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1973. 26 years ago. Everyone knows it's fake.
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Try new things. There's so many talents, and
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I get that there's people that said, people probably
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are getting so mad in radio that I'm saying,
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it's fake, sorry. You ever notice the radios?
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People that say that they're real and funny tend
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to be fake. But the people that just go on air
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tend to be more real. Serious. And if you do,
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your staff parties want it to be done. Mark Gurley.
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Joe. It's what's up, people know. Out of a camera.
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It's going to dinner with Trump. The dating tailor.
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When I was an evangelist, I left South Carolina
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when I was 17. Oh, yeah. Books and pull. Were
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you like Deuce Bigelow, male gigolo? That is
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such an elder millennial, my treasure. But, you
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know, I met this woman. I worked at the Cheesecake
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Factory. Oh, yeah. The word. He has to specify
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the word one. Original Cheesecake Factory as
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a waiter. Delicious. And I was there. It was
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there in... I bet when you take Bunny X all out,
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she gets every single frickin' appetizer. Cheesecake
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Factory. Marina Del Rey. I was a small little
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town in South Carolina. Never seen $800 handed
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to me at one time in my life. Yeah. And so I
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remember waiting the tables this night, and there
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was like six or seven women, good -looking women.
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Now, this was 1986. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Alexa, in
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1986 to 2026, how much is 800 bucks worth back
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then compared to now with inflation? $800 in
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1986 is roughly $2 ,400 today. Oh, for smoke
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and pull! When I was walking out, there was this
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limousine that was backed up against the wall
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there at Admiral Way. Oh, yeah! Back it up! And
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the guy was standing there propped up like this.
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And I'm thinking, shit. That was like pretty
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woman. But I was thinking of this. They came
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to collect. I was thinking of it more along the
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lines of like, this is kind of like an episode
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in Dynasty. Yeah. So I was walking because I
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didn't know what he was doing. And so I was walking
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this way. He was coming this way. And he walked
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up and he goes, good evening. And I said, good
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evening. And he said, my lady would like to speak
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with you. He said, you were their server this
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evening. And I said, okay. Now me being who I
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came from and parents that demanded yes ma 'am,
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no ma 'am, yes sir, no sir. I said, okay. So
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I go over and she lets the window down and she
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goes. This is so hot. This is a hot story. And
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so she lets the window down and she says, great
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service tonight. She said, where are you heading?
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And I said, I just live up here on Glencoe. And
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she goes, get in. She says, I'll drop you off.
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She didn't drop me off. Let's just say the quick
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counter. Alright. You boo, but you're not being.
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Son would not be in. Day. You'd notice you'd
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have more money on your bank. First big problem.
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So relieved that that shouldn't be happening
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at your house. The house of prick in the 2010s.
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I had a few friends. Rest in peace. Pedia. And
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also there was no rape going on. I haven't been
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able to talk to anyone about this yet. Is everything
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okay? I last night. Should we talk? You know
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about, like, the future? Oh, it is. To be perfectly
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honest, like, I don't know if I'm going to be
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alive in the future. What are you thinking about?
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And I felt like one of those awkward breakups,
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you know, where you're kind of... Completely
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different place in my life. I've got four kids.
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Well, you've lived your life. You've had all...
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When she's facing stage four cancer to say, Oh,
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you've lived it. Now it's about to end. ...things,
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and you don't... I mean, you don't want to do
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that again. Yeah, she'll say, because she's...
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I mean, I mean, it's sad. The thing about the...
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Eddie Mellencamp is facing death. Right? He's
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like, I like you. I have so much fun with you.
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But when I look at a future, I don't see you
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in it. All right. Five, six. Nuvia's being a
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man. I end up being a deadbeat dad. All right,
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boom. Oh, you baby mama. Okay, God. All right,
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it's not just because he's gay. They'd be your
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best friends. I exploit you. He has learned a
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- A former Disney World Mickey Mouse impersonator
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was among nearly 300 people busted by police
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in connection with a human trafficking and child
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predator. That's not cool. Predator enforcement
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sting operation in Florida. All right, for making
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us look good. Most of us are hard work. Chris
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Hansen has to catch a predator participated in
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the takedown. Please pay attention to me. I'm
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Chris Hansen. Michael, we'll start with you.
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Perez Hilton and what has happened. Oh, it's
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Ed. Like, because he's put you on there so much.
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I have one word for him. How's that? A lot of
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people, yeah. Never forgot his address. He destroyed
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a lot of people and said horrible things about
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them. I'll be yourself. I said Michael. Because
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he's broke. Good microphone, Michael Lohan. Gee,
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I wonder why your career's not going well. Gypsy
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Rose Blanchard is setting the record straight.
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Release of a photo suggesting she's reunited
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with ex Ryan Anderson. Man, after she cheated.
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And then that baby daddy dies. And then she cheated.
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You want to take it up broad, babe? In the wake
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of her partner Ken Urker's death, the Life After
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Lockup star shares the truth about a viral photo.
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Got it. In an exclusive statement to E! News.
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Holy! They're so proud. Exclu - Shut up. Gypsy
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says the photo circulating around the internet
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is AI generated. There is absolutely no contact.
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Yeah, Ryan. If you want to stay alive, I would
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probably stay away from her. She's bad news!
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Between myself and Ryan. You know like when leaders
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always start not approving of their daughter's
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boyfriend? Crazy loser. Speculation had mounted
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that the third. Poor Ken. Yeah, he caused the
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relationship to end. Yeah, he wasn't the homie
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for Ryan Anderson. The man. The five -year -old
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who shared 21 -month -old daughter Aurora with
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Urker reunited with Anderson due to a viral TikTok.
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Yeah, you're gonna believe everything on TikTok.
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Look at that. But she appears to dance to Britney
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Spears over an apparent image of her and Anderson
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over. Yeah. That's my man. And no one's touching
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him. Howdy. Laying the pick. Read the text. POV.
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Because with Ken out of the way, you can get
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back to Ryan. Blanchard reunited with Erger back
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in 2024. Years after they called off their engagement.
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Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley are going
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their separate ways. Antony Antonoff. He just.
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Damn. like the worst. Forevermore. Three months
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after the pair broke up, the music producer and
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the actress officially filed for divorce according
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to multiple outlets. The couple who tied the
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knot in 2023 filed a settlement agreement. The
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queen of making everything nice just made a Halloween
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faux pas that's far from a good thing. This outfit
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that Martha Stewart wore would have been really
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funny. Laugh a minute. But when you are one of
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the original elites... Everybody else in this
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country is just getting buggered. Martha Stewart
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facing backlash after posting and later deleting
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a Yeah, when you delete it, you know you messed
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up in the club. Photo of herself dressed as someone
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experiencing homelessness. Yeah, they got this
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weird thing where they don't even want to use
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the word homeless. They're so afraid. They're
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hoping to figure it out. Homeless. 85 -year -old
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wearing torn jeans, plaid button -ups, a beanie,
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and dirt on her face. She's just rubbing it in
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her face. Wait, someone that went to jail would
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do this? No way! She openly was not really that
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sad about cheating on her husband and talked
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about it in a documentary? You would tell me
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she would do this? No way! I thought Martha Stewart
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cared about us! While holding a sign reading,
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I am hungry, help me. And in a final twist, her
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caption allegedly encouraged followers to shop
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her QBC tan. Oh yeah, you guys are homeless,
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but hey! Buy this expensive stuff to me. Now
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Martha is speaking out. In a November 1st statement
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to People, the lifestyle guru saying she's distressed
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that her costume Yeah, you're upset that people
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are mad at you. You don't give a shit about us!
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offended people, and that she intended to bring
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more awareness to the various serious subjects.
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Well, yeah, if you did, you would be like, here's
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a text that you can donate five bucks to homeless
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people when you're leading it to your QVC outfit.
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You're a dirty, rotten moron! Shut up! of homelessness.
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Martha adding that she has long supported charities
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that combat homelessness. Uh, good for you! Uh,
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in your face that we don't have your money. Stop
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calling it one of America's greatest challenges
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and ongoing crises. Uh, worst! There it is. Oh!
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The store was not too impressed with Craig Melvin's
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skills. Yay! Craig Melvin is such a normal TV
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anchor. Today's show's Halloween special, where
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the anchor is dressed up as Martha's BFF, Snoop
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Dogg. Oh, yeah! The entrepreneur calls out Craig
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after he spills chocolate on her white pants.
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Looks like a poop day! The moment happened when
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Martha was looking for the icing tube to decorate
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one of her cheesecake. And Craig, trying to be
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nice, hands the chocolate to Martha, but the
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bottom of the tube was already open. Yeah! Martha's
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just cursed. And the icing lands on her clothes.
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There it is. Oh! A class action lawsuit against
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McDonald's over its popular McRib sandwich. Listen,
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I love a good class action law. every once in
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a while. Those lawsuits. It's a waste of time.
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Wait, wait, wait. On it to yourself. Norwood
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is back now with an update on this. McRib is
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in a bit of a pickle, guys. Local news, international
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news. The good one. They're in a pickle. Lawsuit
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against McDonald's. And now a federal judge says
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that this case can move forward. Last week you
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had people protesting over the whatever it was.
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What was it? Bo Beep? Whatever that stupid freaking
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Liberty Mutual boopity. Whatever it was. You
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had the fucking people protesting over the new
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character. You got people spilling over the cribs.
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I think, Houston, I think we have bigger problems
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than that. Talking to you, morning radio host.
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Put on my little f***er outfit and I hit the
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gym. Oh, yeah. This is another woman throwing
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a shot at you. That's Obsession star Indy Navarrete.
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Nah, she's freaking hot. She didn't say she had
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a cheeseburger, though. comedian Shane Gillis
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some not -so -subtle shade on Saturday Night
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Live, three weeks after his comment about women
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sparked backlash. The actress, who's set to play
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Rogue in the X -Men franchise, Ends in business
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with this woman. He ain't keeping in touch with
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her. Fine. Cut it to break. Check's no saint.
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Break granddaughter. But I've gone through breakups.
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And you consistently. And you consistently. I
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have to specify that. Post your acts. Oh, what
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happened to Justin Herbert? The dude's 0 and
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7. Want to be with a loser? Like, I'm just saying,
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he's a loser right now. Yeah, he's winning in
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life. All these guys are winning in life. He's
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under 500. He's a bunch of cheats on him. Just
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saying. The dude's winning. Oh, babies. And they
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just think, leave the room. Unless they are Joe
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Buck along with the Hall of Famer Troy Aikman.
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As I'm into my last year at ESPN, I'm realizing
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that I've got about 20 years left on this planet
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unless I live to 100. Something that could very
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well be taken away from. Yeah, it's got to be
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hard. You know, he played. Because you've got
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to think, he became an analyst right after playing
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football. If he's 60 years old, this is even
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worse because you hear about the post -NFL careers,
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but those usually end at 38. Yeah, he's getting
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a pension from the NFL and he owns businesses.
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But think about it. He's been playing since he
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was six years old. So after 60 years of dedicating
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yourself to football, Joe Buck stabs you in the
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back like a bitch. 25 seasons, Joe. Yeah, Joe
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Buck is just a nipple baby brat. Even his mom
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is literally a side chick. Did you mention Joe?
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The problems have been in the secondary. Last
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month, Joe signed a new six -year, $108 million
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contract. God, it's gross. We're not in that
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boomer. Aaron, where it's like, you know, John
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Madden. No one's watching for him! You could
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have paid him $20 million. The problem of Buck
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is flexible. Troy Aikman, as okay as he is on
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TV, all he's doing is talking about football.
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Yeah, ESPN's trying to make us have more Madden.
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You know, more Jason Kelsey. This is something
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brand new, and change is good. God, he's a bitch.
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Leaped me over, Troy reportedly told Joe, over
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what he felt was the, quote, ultimate act of
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betrayal. Here's the thing. It's not like my
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cult is great. He literally was in his wife.
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Latest, Troy says there's a 50 -50 chance he
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won't be on TV next year. All right. Troy needs
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to realize, as much as I'm kind of rooting for
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him, no one really cares. It's been a great hope
40:39
that it's not over. He faced the jury for a second
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time. Yeah. God, a moron. That question could
41:24
be answered this morning as the escalating legal
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battle over her fate returns. Man, the problem
41:29
is I am courtroom. They declare a mistrial. Mistrial,
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my foot up your ass, idiocracy. Two months after
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Clancy's high -profile case centered on the killings
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of her three young children. Yeah! I don't want
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a woman to... Ended with the jury deadlocked
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11 to 1. This entire case is based on... Hey,
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there's your lawyer that's doing cob and defending
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his... Jeff. It's one of the go down. Now Clancy's
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in more ways than one. Defense is asking for
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all charges to be dropped. Alright, now we're
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getting hot as frickin' hell. No, she's not.
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Shouldn't be tried for the same crime twice on
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the grounds of double jeopardy. Uh, double jeopardy
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time. Arguing before declaring a mistrial, the
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judge should have investigated the possibility
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of misconduct. Yeah, you know, he's got a lot
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of cases going on. By the lone holdout juror.
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who was accused of failing to follow the judge's
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instructions. Yeah, he just seems like you're
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annoying. He admitted he had reasonable doubt.
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Then he said, but I'm still not going to say
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that she's not guilty. He's an idiot. Denied
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that claim in an October interview. Of course
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he's going to deny it. Oh, he's on Fox. Review
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with Fox News. Did you have reasonable doubt?
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I had a lot of evidence. Just regretting it,
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you know. Their questioning of that juror already
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ruled out. Legal experts say the defense's effort
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to get the same judge to throw out the case is
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an uphill battle. All right. Unfortunately, I
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really think Lindsey is going to get away with
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it. Computers announcing they dropped a felony
43:48
charge against rapper Rick Ross. Oh, hey, Zane.
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Hey, Zane. Seems to be the guy that, you know,
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has him away with things. It's in connection
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to his domestic violence arrest back in August.
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Yeah, and it's time to eat a rigatoni like a
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fat ass. CBS News Miami's Camilla Fernandez is
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your reporter live at the courthouse in Miami.
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Oh, honey. Pack some hot ass. Where the music
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mogul's lawyer appeared for him at the arraignment.
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Camilla. Work on this five -second delay. I know
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that the local news is real comfortable with
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being in the local news. Five -second delay is
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ridiculous. Ross's attorney was in court today
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for his second arraignment hearing. Prosecutors
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dropped the felony battery by strangulation charge.
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Oh, yeah. That's quite the charge to get dropped.
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Yeah, so he did a little something. They definitely
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overcharged him. There's no doubt about that.
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But at the same time, he ain't innocent. The
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50 -year -old, whose real name is William Leonard
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Roberts II. Is the real fan to Miami Beach Police
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on October 1st? Yeah, if you're having to turn
45:21
yourself into the club, you're not that innocent.
45:24
According to police, the incident was reported
45:27
on September 29th. Oh, yeah? after it allegedly
45:32
happened. Every day I'm hustling and shoving
45:35
women against the wall. They said that he strangled
45:40
this woman. The sanitary lock has dropped. I'm
45:44
strangling, strangling. You know what I'm doing?
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Strangling someone very serious. Water's wet.
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Strangulation's bad. It was quite the best of,
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wasn't it? Oh, you were laughing and drumming.
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Mm -hmm. Time to get to our new show of Happy
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Hour. Oh, is it over? It's going to be one of
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those shows that has started 50 years from now.
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Remember that time Ryan Hoppy really brought
46:33
it on November 3rd, 2026. That's what we finna
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do, kill the radio. This is Hoppy Hour. I am
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your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always call the
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show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6767. You can
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tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always email me,
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RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. It is time for
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the Hobby Hour Orchestra. Let's get this going.
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Deviled Egg Day. Oh, yeah. Let's get weird. Air
50:42
sign. That's the coffee machine. The news desk
50:55
calls it a yoke on the scene. My sandwich has
51:29
a zip code. A little cheddar in the bag. The
51:34
toaster pops up late for the show. Mayo on the
51:36
sleeve and a mustard yellow glow. Ain't on my
51:39
shirt, but this lunch is so good, I don't care
51:41
if I'm deserved. Pass it down and pass it back.
51:45
When I say sandwich, you say time. What's in
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the middle? B is on air. I'm right here. It's
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making me more responsible. Lying to myself,
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I hate it. Better get rid of daylight savings
52:29
or saving whatever it is time. The freaking worst.
52:37
Cannot believe it. Already November. I'm so sad.
52:43
There was the Nightmare on Channel Side concert.
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Oh, yeah. A bunch of rappers there in the club.
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Well, they were giving out free tickets at work.
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And I did not know in the club that these free
52:59
tickets were for that concert. I didn't know
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the name of the concert was Nightmare on Channel
53:04
Side. So I'm sitting around. I don't know. What
53:08
do you call it? Good old Halloween with no plans
53:12
because my outfit never came in. And then voila,
53:15
magic. What happens? Oh, yeah. I missed the concert.
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So that was a real bummer. Oh, as it ever. Oh,
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my God. Last night to Chicago. Freaking Bears.
53:34
They kicked ass. Watching the Manning cast, which
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I don't know why anybody wouldn't watch the Manning
53:42
cast. It's great. Even Ken Jennings did okay.
53:49
They're only getting 500 ,000 people. Saw the
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little bitch -ass Mike Florio tweeting about
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it. Any of the football purists, nerds, don't
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like the Manning cast because it's more similar
54:02
to Jimmy Fallon in sports. That's why I love
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it. Let's get to my inbox. It freaking blew up
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in the club. Inbox, man. You can just hear the...
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It blew up in... Whatever that means. Oh, Lord.
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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour
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with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, no. Here we go. let me see
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here i made that video that was included in the
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best of but i don't get why millennial radio
54:42
hosts are doing the fake dating segments doesn't
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it what carl charles the listener says gee i'd
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love to listen to this but i have to catch up
54:56
on the latest second date update phone tap am
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i the bleep hole love court and all the segments
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oh wait what morning show was i talking about
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again yeah We embrace imperfections here. We're
55:11
never perfect a day or a night. Also, Britt McHenry,
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the dirty rotten broad. Yeah, she, uh, blocked
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me. Mm -hmm. After I ripped into her. She can't
55:27
take the hate. She can talk about everybody else.
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Britt McHenry. Or am I the moron because I just
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had two things play over each other, so maybe
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that was my karma. In happyradio .com. The hour
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will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
56:04
before. Whatever all I smell is. You need to
56:11
be affectionate, and you can see that with Barack
56:14
and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
56:18
kissing, even fisting. A little day was so big.
56:25
Not getting any meat. And that's what real women
56:28
need. Cussing. Stop cussing. It looks like you
56:34
went and got a b**** job. Not on the iPad screen,
56:37
whatever the case might be, in your hand, in
56:39
a sock, in a whatever. like thank you but also
56:42
i would love to be getting railed but use bucket
56:45
loads of lube if you think you have enough lube
56:48
double it as a reminder if you don't feel like
56:50
listening to this next song you can skip over
56:52
it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
56:55
his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
56:58
me press this button we're gonna get into this
57:06
new joint right here ride or die around my neck
57:13
whip around my wrist Who the fuck you know in
57:16
the city, clown like this? Shit in my ear, I
57:18
can trade a man for bricks. My kicks and my gear
57:21
could pay you niggas rent. But don't try to poke
57:24
bump your fates on my hip. Couple apes in the
57:26
dip that'll lay you in his hip. You heard I was
57:29
getting money, decided you wanted from me. I
57:31
get the cheese from them, don't pay the niggas
57:34
shit. I'm greasy, grimy, over east you'll find
57:37
me with the heat. Every nigga in the streets
57:39
behind me, don't sleep. Do I even gotta speak
57:42
on rhyme and I'm a beast? Why you think Atlantic
57:44
reached inside me? The shower's down, you best
57:47
believe I got em up Got they love, the mixtapes,
57:50
got a nigga lotta grub Mad free shows, in and
57:53
out them clubs Now I'm Terry B. B. Icy, the million
57:56
dollar thug Just hands down, I'm runnin' this
58:00
damn town It ain't enough room for the posies
58:04
Layin' down your niggas at a stand -in -off Why
58:07
don't you get a hold of me? I quit until I'm
58:10
satisfied I can take it another mini -mac and
58:13
let it slide When it won't try, you cryin' boy
58:21
I'll teach you how to stun in that 760 The back
58:23
seats move like the ones in the front I might
58:26
hop into that GT, that brand new Porsche Or the
58:29
SLR and ride around with the doors up With the
58:32
bitch next to me She in a sweat hoodie with the
58:34
iron inside Keep her right by my side I guess
58:38
she Bonnie and I am Clyde The bitch will ride
58:40
or die Don't flip, bump, click the pump quick
58:45
I heard he got clipped, fuck him, that's what
58:48
the punk get For the bump, ride down and trunk
58:51
fix, chump strip You better start tellin' me
58:53
somethin' quick Where them keys to the house,
58:56
where the keys at? Where the hydro ish tip on?
58:59
It's all a hustle, I'm a hustler, what you expect?
59:03
They hate you when you broke, when you on it,
59:05
love you to death This is hands down, I'm runnin'
59:08
this damn town It ain't enough room for the bold
59:11
I busted this man, quit until I'm set Shouts
59:19
to all my niggas out there in the shot Shouts
59:22
to my nigga JoJo Capone, what's good? You niggas
59:29
new to this, been doin' it My brothers was rockin'
59:33
afros like ludicrous And I ain't through with
59:35
it until your boy's super rich I'm off in first
59:38
class, rubbin' on the stewardess Gettin' money,
59:41
now these hoes done lost it Just steal from my
59:44
mama just to roll with bosses You boys wanna
59:46
pop up? Unload your cartridge I don't go nowhere
59:49
without the pole, I'm cautious Now I don't need
59:52
a nigga co -sign to flow But the streets crowned
59:55
bump a long time And I was like, fuck, I'm outgrindin'
59:59
blow They was like, fuck Ladies, this is how
1:01:52
your husband feels when you constantly reject
1:01:54
him sexually. Kittens, I'm banging. It makes
1:02:03
you wonder what we're doing wrong. Doesn't make
1:02:05
us feel good. We recently just did a huge poll.
1:02:10
Oh, yeah. Smoke that poll. Husbands, and ask
1:02:16
them the following questions. We had hundreds
1:02:18
and hundreds of husbands answer. Oh, yeah. Cheat.
1:02:22
Important role in the happiness of your marriage.
1:02:27
Over 97 % said yes. I would say the 2 % are just
1:02:32
like, I don't want to bang her anymore. 100 %
1:02:35
of men want to have sex. Feel when you're constantly
1:02:42
rejected. You don't feel good. It doesn't really
1:02:45
make you like, I don't know. It's just not a
1:02:47
good feeling. It's like a vibe. Life shot. We
1:02:51
could die tonight in our sleep. Let's bang. I
1:02:55
mean, you know, they can go like seven years
1:02:57
in hibernation, especially during the darker
1:03:01
months. Some of the answers were depressed, undesired,
1:03:05
frustrated, unloved, sad, worthless, less...
1:03:08
Yeah, there's nothing sad. ...competent. He asked,
1:03:14
what are the reasons that you crave sexual intimacy
1:03:16
with your wife? I don't know, because you married
1:03:18
her to bag her out. Some said to feel loved,
1:03:22
to feel emotionally connected, to feel a closeness,
1:03:25
appreciated. It's kind of, you know, basic. Spencer
1:03:29
Pratt's wife is going after the mayor of L .A.
1:03:33
Shut up! You're a talentless moron. Like this
1:03:37
dummy. Former fifth grade teacher has pleaded
1:03:40
guilty to one of the charges against her after
1:03:42
being accused of sexually assaulting a student
1:03:50
and having his baby. Yay. She'll probably get
1:03:54
two months probation. Cause she don't love it.
1:03:59
Lil Durk is now in solitary confinement. I love
1:04:03
the Lil Durk thing. That's one of his songs.
1:04:07
I love the little Dirk fans that are like, he's
1:04:09
getting out next week, and then it's like the
1:04:11
opposite. Fly soldier is hospitalized after suffering
1:04:19
drug overdose on cocaine, benzo, and Percocet.
1:04:23
What a party! Here's Rick Ross thanking his lawyers.
1:04:31
I will say, Rick Ross has a very iconic voice
1:04:37
in the club. Everyone knows when it's Rick Ross
1:04:41
talking. Lead attorney Steve Sado, I want to
1:04:44
thank you for being who you are, what you are,
1:04:46
and always bringing the truth to light. All right,
1:04:49
there you go. No, only one of your charges was
1:04:51
dropped. You definitely smacked her, dude. It's
1:04:54
not like you're going to do it. It's just the
1:04:57
biggest charge they dropped. It's all mind games.
1:05:00
Britney Spears says she has the worst family
1:05:02
ever. It really makes me appreciate, you know,
1:05:05
my family. The person that wore blackface was
1:05:09
fired from Burger King. What'd you tell me? I'm
1:05:13
just blackface. And I asked you what? I asked
1:05:16
you. I asked more than what. You said, did I
1:05:18
think it was okay? And what was your response?
1:05:20
As long as you have a good heart. Blackface in
1:05:28
a bad neighborhood at Burger King. That's right.
1:05:38
Nothing. That's no common sense there. You're
1:05:42
like, how can I self -sabotage myself and go
1:05:45
viral and make the company look bad? Alexa Fox
1:05:50
says she climaxes during Head. Yeah. Okay. I
1:05:54
like dual. I like the dual action. All right.
1:05:58
When the guys let, let the girl talk. I don't
1:06:02
want to hear you. Probably talks there in six.
1:06:06
Uh, here's John Mulaney on this podcast appearances.
1:06:09
I can't stand this twat. I take two 30 milligram
1:06:13
Adderalls and then one Z bar. And so I'm really
1:06:16
sharp, but I don't seem jittery. And so I go
1:06:21
on a podcast or I go on a talk show and I'm just,
1:06:30
I'm delivering and I'm right. So he does drugs
1:06:32
to be functional. Me too. Uh, Mike Tyson says
1:06:36
his wife can sleep with anybody. No, but like
1:06:39
I said, when I, when I saw you doing Mike Tyson's
1:06:42
mysteries and doing the Broadway show, I would
1:06:46
have never done that stuff. I've never gotten
1:06:47
married. So I don't even know what he's saying
1:06:55
anymore. He's getting really bad with age. Jake
1:06:59
Paul must have really rocked him. What up with
1:07:06
Will Smith? Will Smith backed up his wife Jada
1:07:09
Pinkett Smith after Because he's a beta male.
1:07:13
I saw him make an appearance on the Chris Moyle
1:07:17
show out in London. Chris Moyles did a good job,
1:07:20
but Will Smith is just so smarmy. He just tries
1:07:24
so hard to be the good guy. He tries so hard
1:07:27
to make you forget. He's kind of a piece of shit.
1:07:31
She allegedly threatened to kill his former friend,
1:07:33
who was planning to publish a book with details
1:07:36
about the Smith family. Then we're going to say
1:07:38
kill and not fuck. Why can't we say kill in the
1:07:41
algorithm? I thought you wanted to fuck his former
1:07:44
friend, which seems plausible. Bilal Salam, the
1:07:47
former friend suing Jada, dropped the bombshell
1:07:49
in newly filed court documents, claiming the
1:07:51
conversation went down on or around October 5th,
1:07:55
2021. Yeah, that was a while ago. Mm -hmm. 50
1:08:00
Cent was in court for cyber -stalking. Uh, Heath
1:08:04
Klein broke up with, um, Ethan Klein. Little,
1:08:09
little bitch. Mm -hmm. Oh, Lord. Yeah, what is
1:08:17
it? Okay. As if there wasn't enough damage at
1:08:24
the White House. Ah, he's dressed up as the White
1:08:27
House. Charlie Cotton, our guy in D .C. Yeah,
1:08:31
this guy's married and been out in D .C. the
1:08:33
whole time, away from his wife and kids. Did
1:08:38
more. He's like filming the president and then
1:08:40
all of a sudden Air Force One is going above
1:08:42
him. So he starts to get that shot and starts
1:08:44
spinning like a little kid and then steps on
1:08:47
someone's camera and breaks it. Nice to see the
1:08:50
White House is having a party while everyone
1:08:53
else is grinding out here. Fuck you, Trump! Sorry,
1:08:57
mate. hackers panthers last night provided us
1:09:02
with one of the craziest moments in the nfl via
1:09:05
christian watson so this player goes out with
1:09:07
a rib injury is coughing up blood gets taken
1:09:09
to the hospital coughing up blood yeah that's
1:09:12
not good we got blood he comes back to the game
1:09:16
from the hospital in an ambulance like it was
1:09:19
wwe polar and tina fey have obviously been friends
1:09:27
for years but yeah part of me wonders if they
1:09:31
If they've licked each other's carpet. Amy says
1:09:35
she does not have Tina Fey's phone number. Yeah,
1:09:38
that's maybe they haven't licked each other's
1:09:41
carpet then. She won't talk on the phone anymore.
1:09:42
She's too famous. I don't believe it. She probably
1:09:44
just texts her assistant and is like, have Tina
1:09:46
call me. I believe it. That's ridiculous. Yeah!
1:09:49
It's like Russell Wilson behavior. You take a
1:09:52
poop in the morning and you'll die someday. You're
1:09:55
not above us. Let us call you all the time. We
1:09:57
all have your number. If I got to get a hold
1:09:59
of you at midnight, it's easy. Why are you calling
1:10:01
him at midnight? He says, I want to blow him.
1:10:03
You up? Come out. They did the popcorn bucket.
1:10:11
No, I don't. Pop out with like a sex toy. Yeah,
1:10:14
it does kind of look like a donut or something.
1:10:16
Three is coming out and they have doubled down.
1:10:18
Oh, yeah. When people think it's a sex toy, you
1:10:22
got to double down. You can put two hands in
1:10:25
now. Oh, Lord, I'm getting disturbed. That is
1:10:30
a little too much for my brain to comprehend.
1:10:32
I think life's too much to comprehend. Whatever.
1:10:36
What's going on here? He has to work for it to
1:10:40
get it, and I'm not giving him shit. This is
1:10:44
the bonus canal. This would be the perfect opportunity
1:10:47
for us to do something substantial together.
1:10:49
Oh, Lord. For the whole family. So Adam Driver
1:10:54
says he's not giving his kids shit. Yeah, those
1:10:57
Hollywood people. I appreciate the opposite of
1:11:01
a nepo, baby. But that ain't it. If you got the
1:11:06
resources, why not help out your kids? Because
1:11:16
wedding was supposed to be in January. And then
1:11:19
I have a real -life wedding crasher. Oh, yeah,
1:11:22
Savannah. You can definitely tell she's a little
1:11:24
pregnant. You can tell in that face. Chrisley
1:11:29
is sharing the truth about her and Jason Galanis'
1:11:31
marriage. The Chrisley Knows Best alum, who recently
1:11:34
announced that she's expecting a baby with Jason,
1:11:37
confirms on the premiere episode of the Golden
1:11:46
Ticket YouTube series that she privately tied
1:11:53
the knot earlier this year. july i got that southern
1:12:00
accent i sound like a dumb southern bill okay
1:12:04
and but like we so we but i got a big butt now
1:12:09
that i'm pregnant did our like everything there
1:12:13
but like we haven't filed it here because sounds
1:12:16
like sounds like when his uh siblings called
1:12:20
her future husband the siblings of the future
1:12:23
husband when they called him a con artist sounds
1:12:25
like con under his behavior Oh, man, what's going
1:12:33
on here? Will Smith's pursuit of happiness took
1:12:38
him down under with... Oh, yeah. He's everywhere
1:12:41
but laying next to Jane, a pink and dirty rotted
1:12:44
broad. He's everywhere else, so... Cherise Zampino,
1:12:48
the Oscar winner, was a long way away from...
1:12:51
Oh, yeah, he plowed her ass. West Philadelphia,
1:12:54
when he shared a few laughs with his ex -wife
1:12:56
and mom today. Oh, he should have married her.
1:12:59
Their 33 -year -old son, Trey Smith. I mean,
1:13:02
he did marry her, but he never should have gone
1:13:04
with Trina. This hot piece of ass is who he should
1:13:07
have stayed with. During the tail end of a trip
1:13:10
to Australia. All right, there you go. Yeah,
1:13:12
she definitely gave him a hug or two. Mm -hmm.
1:13:15
Tallulah Willis is slamming the online hater.
1:13:18
Oh my God. I had 800 people attacking me last
1:13:21
week. I'm not trying to make just about me. What
1:13:23
I'm saying is there are a ton of people that
1:13:26
can't stand me. You know what I do? I ignore
1:13:30
it. I don't get these celebrities that even entertain
1:13:34
their haters. If they're haters, they're losers.
1:13:41
The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis gets
1:13:43
candid about how she deals with the negative
1:13:45
comments about her appearance. Man, she's been
1:13:47
going through it since she was young. Remember
1:13:49
when that dirty, rotten loser known as Perez
1:13:54
Hilton used to stalk her and show pictures of
1:13:57
her partying like 17 years ago? She captions
1:14:01
a November 2nd Instagram post. People seem shocked
1:14:04
genuinely when I share my experience being called
1:14:06
medically disfigured or something to fear. Ignore
1:14:09
it! People call me worse or things. You know,
1:14:13
you just got to ignore it when you bring it to
1:14:17
mind. You're bringing attention to it. And then
1:14:21
the haters will keep doing it. If you ignore
1:14:23
it, the haters go away. I don't often read these
1:14:27
things, but when I do, I remember why I almost
1:14:29
started myself to death after a lifetime of disordered
1:14:32
eating. Yeah, last week I read a tweet that was
1:14:34
sent towards me after I was ripping into religion.
1:14:36
So I kind of brought myself upon it. Oh, Javis.
1:14:41
And someone's like, you know there's no point
1:14:43
of you existing. No one tweets at you, right?
1:14:45
Even though it was part of a tweet with 800 tweets
1:14:48
in response to me. What I'm saying is sometimes
1:14:51
you see the hurtful comments and there's something
1:14:54
kind of therapeutic about going to the grave
1:14:57
not knowing what these losers are saying. There's
1:15:01
something nice about it. She continues, I take
1:15:03
pride in the fact that I choose kindness every
1:15:05
day, but I just hope to share with you all the
1:15:07
realities that someone who has been vulnerable
1:15:09
in sharing their ups and downs still gets treated
1:15:17
like this on certain corners of the internet.
1:15:20
For the record, I am far from what nightmares
1:15:24
are made of. Like one time someone recognized
1:15:34
me on Reddit and said I look like the character
1:15:36
from The Hills Have Eyes. There's always that
1:15:38
one insult that sticks with you. The 32 -year
1:15:42
-old added the hashtag ChooseKindness to her
1:15:45
post, which featured a screen recording. Yeah,
1:15:47
she's got a nice rocking body, though. I love
1:15:48
these bodies, like these freaking losers. That
1:15:52
want women to be real skinny. I like the meat
1:15:55
on her bones. of the comment section under a
1:15:58
pose that declares she was the mirror image of
1:16:00
her dad in a throwback photo. Yeah, if you're
1:16:02
hating on her on a picture of her dad who's pretty
1:16:05
much dying, you're a loser! That's what you'll
1:16:09
always be. What's going on here? Lenny Kravitz
1:16:14
has both feet safely on the ground after a private
1:16:18
plane traveling from Austin, Texas to the Bahamas
1:16:20
crashed into a Florida neighborhood mid -flight
1:16:23
November 1st, killing all nine people on board.
1:16:27
Yeah, he wasn't on it. Oh, whatever. You know,
1:16:31
I've been clean for seven years. I lived in sober
1:16:34
living for three years. I did. Yeah, good for
1:16:38
you. Patient treatment for a whole year. We've
1:16:41
heard you're launching your own charity to help
1:16:43
people experiencing homelessness. This is the
1:16:45
guy, Sean Weiss from Mighty Ducks. He's being
1:16:47
a good guy. What's going on with this annoying
1:16:49
woman? Taylor Swift is revealing a habit Travis
1:16:53
Kelsey, quote, has to put up with. The Grammy
1:16:55
winner tells Toy Story 5 director Andrew Stanton
1:16:58
in a conversation November 1st. You know, there's
1:17:01
a lot of annoying habits that woman has. how
1:17:05
the friendships depicted in Toy Story 5 remind
1:17:07
her of how she's only herself when she's with
1:17:10
her high school best friend, Abigail Anderson.
1:17:12
You know, she's got stories for dad. And how
1:17:17
their own secret language can confuse their husbands.
1:17:21
Oh, yeah. He doesn't care. He's texting a side
1:17:25
chick. Taylor says, finding someone who's the
1:17:29
same genre of weird and silly as you are. Yeah,
1:17:32
I had some of those friends. School, I saw a
1:17:35
few weeks ago, and it's always nice when inside
1:17:39
jokes never go out of style. Only five people
1:17:42
might get them. I had a friend who, his last
1:17:46
name is Nicholson, and I would go, this is me
1:17:49
saying N -I -C -H -O -L -W -O -O -D, not the
1:17:52
N word. When he would walk in the room, I'd go,
1:17:54
Nicholson! No one else would get what that means.
1:17:58
That's why Bonnie and Blaze's story resonated
1:18:01
with me so much. God damn. She has a little lingo
1:18:05
with her friends. Suki Waterhouse is sharing
1:18:08
insight into her past romance with Bradley Cooper.
1:18:11
Yeah, that's when you know you have nothing else
1:18:14
really going on in your life. That's when you
1:18:17
have to talk about the man I dated. I've dated
1:18:22
some hot ass women that rocked my round and sucked
1:18:26
me off to the end. But you don't see me talking
1:18:29
about it the way I just did. During an interview
1:18:31
with The Times, published October 31st, the actress
1:18:34
shares a rare look into her high -profile relationship
1:18:36
with Bradley in her early 20s. In which she didn't
1:18:39
quite understand what it meant to date in the
1:18:41
public eye. Oh, whatever. Get over it. Frickin'
1:18:45
first -year -old travel writer, everyone. He
1:18:48
was an amazing guy. He was funny. God, he made
1:18:54
me laugh. There's some real crocodile tears from
1:18:58
Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen DeGeneres is remembering
1:19:01
her longtime executive producer, Matthew Wright.
1:19:03
All right, rest in peace, bud. You know, he's
1:19:06
like in the afterlife. She's going to hell soon.
1:19:11
All right. What's up, Y2? This is your boy, DJ
1:19:13
Y. And I'm... I love this page. YTV. W -Y -H.
1:19:20
Or W -H -Y, I meant. TV. Mm -hmm. Today's National
1:19:23
Dyslexic Day. No, I love this channel. Why TV?
1:19:29
Because I never know what the fuck the guy's
1:19:32
saying. Can you believe he's trying to say that
1:19:39
Nelly's celebrating his birthday? No, he's going
1:19:41
to be 52. Doesn't that make you feel old? So
1:19:46
he's turning 52 with Ashanti. They're probably
1:19:52
banging around later. Nice! Kodak Black's Tampa
1:19:59
performance ended... See, this is a more clear
1:20:01
voice from YTV. ...after just five songs. And
1:20:05
footage from the show has fans... Well, let's
1:20:07
be fair. Kodak Black only has five songs. Whatever
1:20:15
that was. ...concerned. According to reports,
1:20:18
the rapper fell to the stage during his October
1:20:20
31st performance. He's looking for any type of
1:20:24
attention. ...at Nightmare on Channel Side...
1:20:28
This is the concert I was talking about. I thought
1:20:30
it was a showing of Nightmare on Elm Street.
1:20:32
I didn't know it was a hip -hop concert. I'm
1:20:34
sitting at home with no plans. When it was right
1:20:38
there. Held at Benchmark International Arena.
1:20:41
I see he fell to the ground. Nice seeing Tampa
1:20:43
get nationwide. Janelle Brown is revealing the
1:20:46
shocking way she found out Cody Brown quit Sister
1:20:49
Wives. I want a weird freaking show. Let's stop
1:20:53
pretending that Mormons are normal. Less than
1:20:56
a month after season 21 of the TLC series kicked
1:20:59
off without Janelle's ex and his only remaining
1:21:01
wife, Robin Brown, the 57 -year -old shares that
1:21:04
she was just as surprised as fans. She tells
1:21:07
People Magazine, Alright, so she was just as
1:21:10
surprised. Good for you! You're like, oh no,
1:21:14
I'm going to have to find some real killing.
1:21:16
Uh, what's going on right here? Eric Dane is
1:21:22
revealing his misdiagnosis before ALS in his
1:21:25
new posthumous memoir. That was weird when they
1:21:28
said he revealed it. I'm like, didn't he die?
1:21:30
My book of days, a memoir of moments. The actor
1:21:33
who passed in February of 2026 writes, according
1:21:35
to Us Weekly, first I saw a hand specialist who
1:21:38
passed me off to another hand specialist who
1:21:40
sent me to a neurologist. In my head, I minimized
1:21:43
the symptoms, even though I was gradually losing
1:21:45
any use of my right hand. Rest in peace, but
1:21:48
life is not fair. Yeah, I figured. Otis! Nice
1:21:56
to meet you. Milo Ventimiglia is taking a trip
1:21:59
back to Stars Hollow where memories of his former
1:22:02
co -star and ex -girlfriend Alexis Bledel are
1:22:05
anything but lonely and so cold. As the actor
1:22:15
prepares to take part in That must be some line
1:22:17
from the show. HBO Max's upcoming Gilmore Girls
1:22:20
documentary, he's reflecting on the years he
1:22:22
spent playing Jess Mariano and the people who
1:22:25
made the experience so memorable. Milo telling
1:22:28
us weekly in a November 2nd interview that the
1:22:31
experience of hanging out with Jared Padalecki
1:22:33
and Oh yeah! The guys are supernatural. Being
1:22:38
with Alexis is something he still leans into.
1:22:41
Alright, there you go. So they've kept in touch.
1:22:44
I must be different. My exes want me dead. My
1:22:49
body's too messed up. I'm losing all this weight.
1:22:52
Yeah. At least John Goodman's admitting that
1:22:55
he lost way too much weight. There is something
1:22:59
sad about being a little chubby. You hear that,
1:23:04
God of mine? John, on another podcast, I said
1:23:09
you look dreadful. And that was a little mean.
1:23:12
Mm -hmm. But at the same time, you know you look
1:23:16
good with a few pounds on. Even when the Connors
1:23:20
came back. After you threw Roseanne under the
1:23:22
bus like a backstabber. You looked a little better
1:23:27
with some weight on. Now you look like a creepy
1:23:29
librarian. John Goodman is still getting used
1:23:32
to his new normal. The Roseanne alum opens up
1:23:35
about his 200 -pound weight loss in an interview.
1:23:38
Oh, my God. He looks so much better fat. He looked
1:23:41
better fat. interview on the Happy Sad Confused
1:23:44
podcast. I'm confused, too, by the name. Man!
1:23:48
Bipolar ADHD show is right here! Which dropped
1:23:51
November 2nd. In the chat, Goodman recalls the
1:23:54
time he turned down a nude scene in the HBO comedy.
1:23:57
Oh, yeah! No one wants to see you nude! ...the
1:24:03
Righteous Gemstones, in which he played Dr. Eli
1:24:06
Gemstone. I need to see that show. I've heard
1:24:09
Danny McBride! That is hilarious. Because he
1:24:13
felt his physique wasn't camera ready. Yeah,
1:24:15
you know, you just got to embrace your gut. Mm
1:24:19
-hmm. I thought I was going to have to be naked
1:24:22
in it, and I said, I don't know. I'm good. Now
1:24:25
you would look even worse. You'd be all like,
1:24:27
just your skin hanging on the ground. Body's
1:24:31
too messed up from losing all this weight. Man,
1:24:36
this is sad. This is what highly weird does to
1:24:39
themselves. They think. all the time that they
1:24:41
have body dysmorphia. He's going to go down to
1:24:44
be in the Skeletor. Mm -hmm. No, I'm not going
1:24:46
to. We got it done, yeah. The Digger star has
1:24:49
been candid about... The what? The what'd you
1:24:53
say? Huh? I'm not going to. We got it done, yeah.
1:24:59
That's a weird word. I mean, I go up and down.
1:25:04
I got to be careful around this holiday season.
1:25:08
Oh, the New Yorker. How close. That's a weird
1:25:19
word. Oh, yeah. Good for you. That's why you
1:25:25
were fat. You were drinking. eating probably
1:25:27
beer and then eating a lot. Leading him to weigh
1:25:31
almost 400 pounds at his heaviest. So I get it.
1:25:34
You got to lose a little weight. But 10 years
1:25:36
ago, you looked fine. You weren't the fat slob
1:25:39
that you were in the 90s. And he says on Happy
1:25:42
Side Confused that he may have reached his goal
1:25:44
on the outside, but he's still navigating his
1:25:46
transformation on the inside. Oh, yeah. He'll
1:25:49
never be. Alexa, how old is Alexa? How old is
1:25:55
John Goodman? John Goodman is 74 years old. Bro,
1:26:01
you got 26 years left on this planet. Be happy
1:26:04
for once. I'm still trying to get used to my
1:26:07
face. Really? Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, you know,
1:26:10
I used to like be kind of fat. Now you look like
1:26:12
Skeletor. Think of myself as one way and then
1:26:16
I look. Yeah, you know, it's gotta be weird.
1:26:19
Whatever. I wish you the best. Whatever. A scary
1:26:23
moment for director Michael Mann, who's recovering
1:26:26
after accidentally shooting himself in the leg
1:26:29
while at a sanctioned gun range in Los Angeles.
1:26:32
The collateral director's reps tell E! News in
1:26:35
a November 2nd statement, on Saturday at a gun
1:26:38
range, a weapon accident. All right, I'm glad
1:26:40
you're okay. It's time. That was delightful.
1:26:44
It's good to burp before side chick news. That's
1:26:46
what you got to do. It's what it sounds like
1:28:02
when I climax. Side chick. Ariana Grande and
1:28:25
Ricky Alvarez are proving we'll always find our
1:28:27
way back isn't just the lyric, it's their love
1:28:30
story. Yeah, E! News is obsessed with reciting
1:28:33
lyrics. By the way, you never go back to the
1:28:36
side chick. Now, Ariana was not the side chick
1:28:39
with Ricky, but she was the side chick with SpongeBob.
1:28:43
And we all know that she has a body count as
1:28:47
long as a CBS receipt. And she's been plowed
1:28:50
by so many guys since breaking up with him. And
1:28:55
you take her back? The Oscar nominee putting
1:29:00
her rekindled romance with her former backup
1:29:03
dancer on full display in a November 2nd Instagram
1:29:06
photo dump. Nope. So nauseating. Why would you
1:29:10
take her back? Think about all the guys that
1:29:13
have banged her out since then. All of a sudden,
1:29:16
it's not too sexy now, is it? Ariana leading
1:29:20
the carousel with a sweet snap of her wrapping
1:29:22
her arms around Ricky. Man, she is so skinny.
1:29:26
I know I've said the word Skeletor a lot on this
1:29:29
show, but she looks like Skeletor. As the two
1:29:32
lock eyes. Plus a dimly lit selfie of the NTU
1:29:35
singer kissing his forehead. Oh, that's so sweet.
1:29:40
And while she's obviously into him, Ari is also
1:29:43
showing off a new flipped bob in several of the
1:29:46
snaps. Oh, yeah. Now, what we need to do, because
1:29:49
she has potential to be hot. She just got too
1:29:53
skinny. What we need to do is just give her a
1:29:55
cheeseburger. Give her a cheeseburger. the pair
1:29:58
who first dated from 2015 to 2016 confirmed they
1:30:01
were giving love another shot when they went
1:30:03
instagram official oh they'll be broken up by
1:30:05
april 2027 in august months after e -news confirmed
1:30:10
ariana and wicked co -star ethan slater loser
1:30:13
you fumbled the side chick had split all right
1:30:19
good luck everybody i'm not rooting for them
1:30:24
to break up i don't really give a shit But she
1:30:28
is the side chick. And you don't ever forget
1:30:30
that. Time for Hoppy's Hoops. Jay! Ryan Hoppy
1:30:39
on the mic. Breaking down the scenes. Everyday
1:30:42
drama. Living out the dreams. Fence wives wildin'.
1:30:45
Stories about the queens. Droppin' knowledge
1:30:47
bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy's Hoops, man,
1:30:50
he knows it all. From sandals to the court, rise
1:30:53
and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy
1:30:58
Hour got the MJ to Kobe. Legends in the game.
1:31:02
Shaq's big presence. True hall of fame. Hoppy's
1:31:06
skills of tea ain't playing tame. Behind the
1:31:08
curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's loose
1:31:11
and he knows it all. From scandals to the core,
1:31:14
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a fuck.
1:31:19
That shock and a fuck. Crazy exes. I know about
1:31:22
them. And my crazy exes would call me the crazy
1:31:26
ex. Wild and scandalous. League full of stories.
1:31:30
Ain't nothing fabulous. Mind breaks it down,
1:31:33
gets unanimous. Tune in to Hoppy Hour. Never
1:31:36
anomalous. The Oklahoma City Thunder have announced
1:32:37
they will be retiring Russell Westbrook's number
1:32:39
zero jersey on February the 7th when they face
1:32:42
the Knicks. And here's the moment Russ found
1:32:45
out the news. What we're doing there is you'll
1:32:48
be finishing up He never wanted to ring. Still
1:33:30
a shot caller. A baller. People are recording
1:33:43
off their phones now. The side chick of Tony
1:33:49
Parker. Brent Berry's ex -wife shot herself in
1:33:52
the head. Here's Savannah James, LeBron's wife.
1:33:56
I mean, we got to figure out today, like, what
1:33:57
are the crazies that you guys are experiencing
1:33:59
right now? What is the crazy in your life? LeBron
1:34:03
keeps cheating on me. The crazy. And then I'll
1:34:08
give you mine. Okay. The crazy in my life is
1:34:13
the fact that I have to figure out how to be
1:34:14
three places at once. Oh, yay! Because they ain't
1:34:17
living in Philly. Because LeBron's a fraud! Because
1:34:22
she's saying they're all in different cities.
1:34:25
Here is Sophie Cunningham talking about men with
1:34:27
zero athletic success saying they could dominate
1:34:29
the WNBA. I don't know. because i've thought
1:34:33
about wow your microphone levels i mean mine
1:34:37
are hot but so are yours at this and like we
1:34:39
sometimes talk about it like even like my uber
1:34:42
driver i had an uber driver and like i can't
1:34:45
listen to this this is dreadful uh here's chloe
1:34:48
or no here's tristan thompson explaining why
1:34:51
he cheated on chloe i feel disgusted the next
1:34:54
day but then so then why do you do it yeah i
1:34:56
mean whenever you cheat in the moment When you're
1:35:00
getting your rocks off, it feels good. And then
1:35:03
right after, you feel like trash. Again. I was
1:35:07
just literally just cheating just for an action.
1:35:10
Yeah, you know, she probably doesn't put out
1:35:12
that much. Mm -hmm. Here's Enos Cantor saying
1:35:15
people smoked weed before the bubble. Talking
1:35:16
to the man, Shade Sage Steel, who's looking old
1:35:20
and raggedy. I see all these players. They could
1:35:22
barely walk. And I'm like, dude, we have, like,
1:35:24
game in four hours. Like, oh, I'll be fine. Were
1:35:27
there drugs? being done in the bubble yeah we
1:35:31
all know enos freedom catra is a bitch ass rat
1:35:34
well i don't smoke but mba did allow us to use
1:35:38
marijuana in the book all right i can't i can't
1:35:40
stand him he's just annoying time for grand rapids
1:35:43
news this is your moment oh lord michigan state
1:36:23
university is investigating one of its fraternities
1:36:26
yeah these rap boys are bitch asses reports of
1:36:31
alleged inappropriate behavior In an email sent
1:36:34
to the campus community last night, MSU president
1:36:37
Kevin Guskiewicz says the national organization
1:36:39
has ordered the Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter in
1:36:48
East Lansing to cease and desist. Eight, five,
1:37:13
six. While we look for that, let's do Chicago
1:37:16
news. I'm sorry. I'll figure it out someday.
1:37:18
Someday! I'll figure it out. But until then,
1:37:23
let's play this banger. I'm sorry, but we're
1:38:54
just going to listen to Chicago news again. I
1:38:55
was trying to count them the worst. Because it's
1:38:58
such a banger, you know? Let's do it again. Sorry
1:39:25
about that. That was very unconventional. Jeffrey
1:40:01
Simmons made his Monday night football debut
1:40:03
with the Bears, and you may have noticed he wore
1:40:05
those bright orange sleeves. Yeah, welcome to
1:40:09
Chicago. You were balling last night. Yeah, his
1:40:14
three -year -old daughter can easily spot him
1:40:17
on the field. It's so adorable. What's going
1:40:21
on with this douchebag, this liar, this failure,
1:40:24
this piece of garbage? Believe it or not. not,
1:40:28
there's already some big news to report in the
1:40:30
race for Chicago mayor in 2027. This afternoon,
1:40:33
Mayor Brandon Johnson's petitions were officially
1:40:36
challenged. Yeah, everything about this guy is
1:40:40
sketchy. The fact that he sided with Lil Durk,
1:40:45
this ain't what you want. But the fact that we
1:40:47
all know that he's corrupt. The fact that we
1:40:51
all know he's a bitch ass. It's not surprising.
1:40:55
Meaning he will have to undergo a board of election
1:40:57
hearing. Yeah, you know he just stinks. He's
1:41:00
above the law. And he honestly needs to get removed
1:41:02
from office because he's a bitch. To see if he
1:41:06
can remain on the ballot. And this is an important
1:41:08
moment because he would be the first incumbent
1:41:10
mayor to face a ballot challenge. Our political
1:41:13
reporter, Mary Ann Ahern, is here tonight. She
1:41:15
was the first to tell us about this petition
1:41:16
issue from Mayor Johnson. Tell me about it, babe.
1:41:18
Stephan and Allison, objectors tonight cited
1:41:21
27 points in their complaint against the mayor
1:41:23
from signatures that were from those who were
1:41:25
not registered voters, others who are under the
1:41:28
age of 18, and some are not even eligible to
1:41:31
sign because they are not U .S. citizens. Oh,
1:41:35
yes! Yeah, that is the most Brandon Johnson corrupt
1:41:39
city of Chicago mayor thing I've ever heard.
1:41:42
The guys are walking corruption. So many boxes.
1:41:46
They wheel in the evidence that objectors say
1:41:48
will prove Mayor Brandon Johnson does not have
1:41:51
the required 12 ,500 signatures. He turned in
1:41:56
more than 31 ,000. Yeah, when you see a man to
1:42:00
the room, he just looks like a con artist bitch.
1:42:04
But objectors say many are invalid. I think he's
1:42:07
under about 7 ,000 or so. It's really that bad
1:42:12
because they have the photocopies in there. They
1:42:14
have some Melissa Connery Irving's petitions
1:42:16
in there. Former state Senator Ricky Hendon working
1:42:19
for the. Yeah, we are at the end of the day.
1:42:23
Brandon Johnson will be will be remembered as
1:42:25
the worst mayor. He's a bitch. Willie Wilson
1:42:28
campaign. Oh, I love Willie Wilson. Just gives
1:42:31
out free money in the hood. Was one of those
1:42:34
who personally combed through Johnson's petitions
1:42:36
and found the alleged irregularity. Oh, yeah.
1:42:39
You know, Willie Wilson's looking for anything
1:42:42
on this guy. Guy that knows that Brendan Johnson's
1:42:49
a bitch. I would not be doing this if I didn't
1:42:52
spend 10 days at the board of election losing
1:42:54
my eyesight to make sure that I was accurate
1:42:58
and we're accurate. That's good. I want him to
1:43:02
be mayor. I know he's probably corrupt because
1:43:04
everybody in Chicago is corrupt. But he actually
1:43:07
cares about the people. Mayor's campaign spokesman
1:43:09
says the petition process is archaic and anti
1:43:12
-democratic. Yeah, it really is archaic. All
1:43:14
of politics is. Which is why this country is
1:43:18
in trouble. Which is why the city of Chicago
1:43:22
is in trouble. The 12 ,500 signatures, it is
1:43:27
a high threshold. and they must be from registered
1:43:30
voters who have signed only one petition. You
1:43:33
need 12 ,500 signatures to run for mayor, and
1:43:37
you only need 5 ,000 signatures to run for governor.
1:43:41
I did not know that. I mean, I'm not trying to
1:43:44
run for politics. Back in the day, you would
1:43:47
have said, oh, you have too many skeletons in
1:43:48
your closet. But no! We all know that there's
1:43:51
skeletons in everyone's closet, because Trump's
1:43:53
a bitch! So times have definitely changed. The
1:43:57
election code is written by incumbents to keep
1:43:59
incumbents in office. Susana Mendoza is facing
1:44:02
a petition challenge too. Whatever, I'm sick
1:44:05
of hearing about petition challenges. I just
1:44:06
did that because I wanted to rip. It's a discovery.
1:44:12
Known as Brandon Johnson. Oh, is he the worst?
1:44:17
Just an absolute atual news. and throw that throwback
1:44:53
in down the flame. We've seen multiple charges
1:45:59
after police say he hit one officer with his
1:46:02
car and nearly struck another officer. Loser!
1:46:05
You're a bitch! Police say 42 -year -old Andrew
1:46:08
Mapendo drove through the scene of a crash investigation.
1:46:13
I said that happened. We're having technical
1:46:15
difficulties behind the scenes from trying to
1:46:16
make a new song and Suno's down and that's why
1:46:20
I make all my songs. It says token problems.
1:46:24
And then I look it up on Reddit. You don't want
1:46:27
token problems. You never want that in a club.
1:46:30
Nobody ever wakes up and says they want a token
1:46:34
problems. Hopefully it gets fixed. Cause it's
1:46:37
not like I'm paying 12 bucks a month. Foot nine,
1:46:53
hit above the whole crowd Riding in the booth,
1:46:55
never bite his tongue If the world act shady,
1:46:58
he tell it where it come from He read the headline,
1:47:01
then he lean in close One look at the page and
1:47:04
he ready to roast Big voice, whole room feel
1:47:07
that Talk too slick, he throw it right Then he
1:47:14
call the bluff, no filter No polite reply, when
1:47:18
the city get messy He won't let it slide Turning
1:47:47
now to some other headlines. A night out at a
1:47:49
bonfire turned violent, and now two men are facing
1:47:51
felony charges. A teen says he was beaten and
1:47:54
choked at a party. Oh, they're broccoli -haired
1:47:56
douchebags. Look at them. Party in Daytona Beach.
1:47:59
I mean, you can't look at them because it's radio.
1:48:01
Pamela Combs shows us the video that helped out.
1:48:03
All right, so much a teen got arrested. Mm -hmm.
1:48:07
What's going on with this creep? All right, Stu,
1:48:09
thank you. Developing right now, a Marion County
1:48:11
PE teacher. is in jail accused of molesting an
1:48:15
eight -year -old student on campus all right
1:48:17
here's here's how you solve that problem even
1:48:20
though our president's a pedophile so it's kind
1:48:21
of being allowed local deputy on the other side
1:48:39
of the law accused of hurting a woman during
1:48:42
an arrest this is the people that are assigned
1:48:44
to serve and protect these little now it's not
1:48:50
every single cup i want to make sure i specify
1:48:53
that but there seems to be a tray And lately,
1:48:57
we're finding out that cops are dirty. The judge
1:49:01
with a strong message about the victim. You're
1:49:04
a bitch. When I say no contact, it means that.
1:49:07
Yeah, don't hit her up at all. Don't use your
1:49:10
cameras. Just be normal for once. But that's
1:49:15
hard to ask dirty cops. You're a bitch. Zero.
1:49:21
No contact. And that is our top story tonight.
1:49:25
That deputy just rotted out of jail after appearing
1:49:28
in court this afternoon. Thanks for joining us.
1:49:31
I'm Luanne Sorrell. I'm Jack Royer. He's accused
1:49:34
of manhandling an elderly woman and then lying
1:49:36
about what happened. Fox 35's Marie Ettinger
1:49:39
joins us live. Marie, you spoke to the sheriff
1:49:42
about this case today. Hi, Jack. The sheriff
1:49:46
says he's... Yeah, the sheriff's probably going
1:49:48
to be even killed. Right in the middle. now on
1:49:53
termination paperwork for that deputy. So his
1:49:56
- Yeah, he'll be hiring in Tampa or St. Pete.
1:49:59
Bob Goltieri will be like, welcome to the team.
1:50:03
We love corrupt cops. Career is over, but his
1:50:08
criminal case is just starting up. Osceola County
1:50:12
Sheriff Deputy Joseph Billetier. In the jailhouse
1:50:15
he's been helping to fill since 2023. Yeah, he
1:50:18
just looks like a douchebag. You just look at
1:50:21
him and you know he's a dirty cop. Who thinks
1:50:25
he's - Better than everyone. When you're not.
1:50:34
Warrant is signed by a judge. Deputy Billetier
1:50:36
is facing four different criminal charges. Battery
1:50:38
on a person 65 years or older. Douchebag. He's
1:50:42
looking at me. No, he's awful to date. You know
1:50:45
he's the guy. You don't want to hang around around.
1:50:49
I said that twice. I don't know why. Because
1:50:50
he's a loser. Falsifying documents. Making false
1:50:53
statements in official proceedings. And falsifying
1:50:55
public records. He's such a douche. We are held
1:50:59
to the highest standard. here's the freaking
1:51:02
sheriff you see this in every whenever a cop
1:51:04
gets caught they all of a sudden take the high
1:51:06
moral round shut up it's probably in the culture
1:51:10
of your team this badge comes a lot of integrity
1:51:12
and a lot oh yeah total integrity out of responsibility
1:51:16
and we're not going to tarnish it and mess it
1:51:18
up we're going to do right no you messed it up
1:51:20
by hiring him deputy billeteer's arrest started
1:51:25
with his response to a caller concerned a woman
1:51:27
might be driving drunk The driver was 67 years
1:51:30
old and had a broken clavicle that put her arm
1:51:32
in a sling. Alright, damn. Good guy! Real classy!
1:51:39
The billeteer claimed the woman cursed at him,
1:51:41
tensed up. Oh, she cursed at you, so you beat
1:51:44
her up? You're a scumbag! You're a liar and a
1:51:48
failure, and your parents are not proud of you.
1:51:50
...and shook around to avoid arrest and kicked
1:51:52
him repeatedly. He charged her with two... Well,
1:51:54
that's kind of bad, but you don't respond that
1:51:57
way. Two counts of battery, intimidation, resisting
1:52:00
arrest, and criminal mischief. Oh, yeah. Last
1:52:04
charge, by the way, was for getting blood in
1:52:06
the deputy's car. Oh, gross. Yeah, it sounds
1:52:09
like it was a really successful night. But the
1:52:13
sheriff's office says when a sergeant did a routine
1:52:15
body camera check from this case, he saw something
1:52:18
very different than the story Deputy Billetier
1:52:21
had told him. Yeah, he got caught. He saw it.
1:52:27
It was really disturbing to him. He got with
1:52:28
his chain of command. They watched it. We referred
1:52:30
to DAI and then we decided to do our... Whatever,
1:52:33
I'm sick of hearing this. Yeah, he'll get hired
1:52:35
in like two weeks. The company in Orange County
1:52:39
claimed it could help immigrants get legal status
1:52:42
in the United States. Oh yeah, let's exploit
1:52:44
the people. Deuce bigs! The most Florida headline
1:52:48
ever. But investigators say it was actually a
1:52:50
fake law firm. Alright, good. I mean, that's
1:52:53
not good, but you know. What's going on here?
1:52:57
A teacher's aide that worked right here at Wildwood
1:53:01
Elementary School is now behind bars accused
1:53:04
of sexual battery. Oh, Lord. So I was finally
1:53:07
able to make a new song. Here's Miami News. Oh,
1:53:10
geez. We're Ryan. Miami. Into it. Oh, yeah. Causeway
1:53:26
traffic doing figure eights. Little cafecito,
1:53:29
big day ahead. News on the table, fresh ink,
1:53:31
fresh thread. From the beach to the blocks inland,
1:53:35
every headline got the whole town's hand. Ryan
1:53:38
Hoppy with the Miami got a story. What's coming
1:53:41
next? Miami. What's up? Hoppy, I will let it
1:53:45
be heard. Be heard. Brian Hoppy brings the news.
1:53:49
No guard. Miami sound off. Miami sound off. Commission
1:54:01
talk. Commission talk. Game at night. Bright
1:54:03
jerseys flash under arena lights. A new spot.
1:54:06
O's line the door. Everybody's got a take and
1:54:09
they're asking for more. Now in the sky. Umbrella
1:54:13
in the trunk when the clouds ride by. No rumor
1:54:15
too small. No block too far. We're connecting
1:54:17
the dots where the headlines are. Miami. Hoppy,
1:54:22
I will let it be heard. Yeah! Kiss my ass! Hey,
1:54:43
shitty radio job! Dizzy! Hey, Joe Show, kiss
1:54:47
my ass! I'll be sure to eat Mexican food before!
1:54:54
Bitches! Oh, yeah, I did it right now. Now at
1:55:04
5 .30, police are wishing citations in some school
1:55:08
zones in Hallandale Beach. Each one of those
1:55:11
citations is costing $100. All right, that's
1:55:15
not good. Mm -hmm. what should we do here we
1:55:19
got two minutes left let's play this song to
1:55:22
end the show because we're gonna keep going for
1:55:24
uh the podcast but in fresno we gotta end good
1:55:29
morning holly's missing the brain just kidding
1:55:58
he's sharp but the prompt is gone so he's guessing
1:55:59
the forecast from a guy mowing lawn the traffic
1:56:01
says slow the dog says tell your sleepy neighbor
1:56:11
you're not he bought a very tiny opinions imagine
1:56:47
that the team won by a single shoe the mascot
1:56:50
celebrated with the brian reads a rumor then
1:56:53
checks it twice we got about 20 seconds left
1:56:59
in the fresno If you are applying for a permit
1:59:36
or you're paying a fine in Cleveland, take a
1:59:38
closer look before you send any money. The city
1:59:41
says suspicious demands for money have surged.
1:59:44
Away! The city that gave Robert and Ellen Cox
1:59:48
a career is sketchy. Breaking news! Last page
2:00:02
turns, the workday's through. Ryan Hoppy's got
2:00:07
plans with you. Coats are hung, the chairs pull
2:00:11
near. A well -earned toast to close the year.
2:00:16
Or just this day. With friendlies gathered at
2:00:28
the game and the show. are cleared, the stories
2:01:08
grow, us to know, Ryan smiles, the room replies,
2:01:16
and Monday smiles. It's Friday, and it's the
2:09:32
last, posters, yard signs, you just thought of
2:22:46
your job, your favorite San Francisco DJ, and
2:22:50
the condition, I just, people with autism normally
2:23:05
have difficulties in birth, calling, playing,
2:24:33
checking, scheduling, million dollar meetings
2:24:43
with the president, someone condo, watch me as
2:24:49
I set my people, and they leave now, with every
2:25:06
single thing you need down, just to be now, about
2:25:11
to to do you ATF they ain't seeing no badge hate
2:25:43
to see em sold to grass they can pocket 20 ,000
2:25:52
to be anywhere they ask about me and no they
2:26:03
really ain't