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Scott's Pug Yoga · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_01: I'm here.
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SPEAKER_00: If you missed it on Friday, we still didn't give away all of our money that we have.
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SPEAKER_00: Let me let me tell you how much it is now.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
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SPEAKER_01: This is for the birthday wheel, by the way.
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SPEAKER_00: So for the birthday wheel, it starts with$106, right?
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SPEAKER_00: We started it at the beginning of May.
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SPEAKER_00: And then we would this this is the beginning.
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SPEAKER_00: We started it with day, month, year.
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SPEAKER_00: It's still that way.
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SPEAKER_00: Every Friday, 7 30, day, month, year, thanks to Hasselsen.
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SPEAKER_00: So we thought, okay, if we don't, for some reason, don't give it away in the first week, we'll roll over that$106 and then it'll become more money.
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SPEAKER_00: And then, you know, we'll just keep rolling it over if people don't get it.
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SPEAKER_00: So for now, 10 weeks, people have not gotten it.
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SPEAKER_00: And we are at$1,060 for the birthday wheel.
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SPEAKER_01: That means this Friday you could win$1,060.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: You have way better chances than the mega millions or Powerball, which by the way is through the roof right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: So this Friday, you have to listen for day, month, and year at 7 30.
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SPEAKER_00: And I tell you, you got to put a little reminder in your phone so that way you're here at 7.30 to hear your birthday.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, it's funny.
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SPEAKER_01: We've had with the closest we came, didn't somebody one week say, Oh, I have the day in the month, but I'm a different year.
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SPEAKER_01: I think somebody did text us that.
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SPEAKER_00: I was like, I've heard that a couple times.
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SPEAKER_00: Or I've heard, oh, that's my sister's birthday.
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SPEAKER_00: Well then call her.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no, but it but not that, not that year.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Well then don't call her.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: You gotta have that network.
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SPEAKER_00: Speaking of money, I have a great side hustle for you.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: I saw this yesterday.
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SPEAKER_00: This happened locally, and you are the perfect person for this.
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SPEAKER_00: It was puppy yoga.
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SPEAKER_00: They did it for the Southern Tier Animal Control.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, any way that these guys can start carrying their weight would be very good.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_01: You know?
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SPEAKER_00: All you need to do is in your yard, you j well, you don't have a fenced-in yard.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'd need a little bit more than that.
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SPEAKER_00: In your cathedral of a living room.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: You could have yoga classes.
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SPEAKER_00: How great would it be to have puppies jumping all over you?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, and they would.
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SPEAKER_01: They'd be right up.
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SPEAKER_01: The first person doing downward dog, imagine eight pug faces.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, Ginger would step back.
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SPEAKER_01: She'd probably be like, yeah, whatever, until it's my turn.
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SPEAKER_01: But imagine six pug puppy faces all just in there.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, they'd be they'd be going nuts.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, how many people do you think you can fit into your um living room?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, uh, how much are we charging here?
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SPEAKER_01: I could probably put like 20 people in.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_01: Still run around.
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SPEAKER_00: So, what do you think?
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SPEAKER_00: This is I'm trying to, I want to do the math for you.
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SPEAKER_01: Just keep Finn in another room.
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SPEAKER_01: He's become a random leg marker, like he wants to claim you.
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SPEAKER_01: Isn't that lovely?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh all right, let's see.
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SPEAKER_01: So he's the father anyway, so you know, he doesn't have time for that.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's say we put 15 people in your living room.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, you could put that many in there, sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: 15 for puppy yoga.
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SPEAKER_00: And what should what should we charge?
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SPEAKER_00: Wait.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you like how this is my endeavor now, too?
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SPEAKER_01: How long is the session?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's probably about an hour.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, you think about an hour?
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SPEAKER_00: I say 20 bucks a ticket.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Times 20.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You could in one hour make$300.
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SPEAKER_01: And think about this.
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SPEAKER_01: What's great about it is the puppies get all their energy out.
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm winning on both ends.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: You know?
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SPEAKER_00: I think you should honestly have.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, it could be called, well, I was gonna say free puppy yoga, but it's not free.
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SPEAKER_00: I was thinking like Scot free.
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SPEAKER_00: Poga?
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SPEAKER_01: Poga.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Got some poga go.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: I think this is a great idea.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm always trying to think of a side hustle.
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SPEAKER_00: This one I can't make any money off of unless you have me do the marketing and possibly You could do that.
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SPEAKER_01: I could share, you know, I'm always up to share proceeds because there's certain skills you have.
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SPEAKER_01: You could, well, right now you can't edit anything with your phone, but you know, you've got the video skill set to get that out there and get that done quick.
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SPEAKER_00: What I could do is I could become a yoga instructor.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say we're missing one crucial part here, the yoga instructor.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't really know how long it's.
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SPEAKER_01: To see Creepy Scott standing up in front of everybody.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, ladies, now I want you to face that word that way towards the main window, not towards me, towards the window, and I'll need you all to stretch and bend over.
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SPEAKER_01: Also, is it hold that pose?
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SPEAKER_01: Is it weird?
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SPEAKER_01: Hands on the ground, butts in the air.
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SPEAKER_01: Is it weird?
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SPEAKER_01: I'll be right here.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's creepy.
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SPEAKER_00: Is it weird that you'd be in somebody's living room?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, it's not weird.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not weird if it got if I get my hair done at somebody's house.
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SPEAKER_00: You know how there's always that salon that's in somebody's basement.
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SPEAKER_01: Of course, if my mother went to one her entire last 45 years of her life.
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SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not weird.
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SPEAKER_01: Went to Linda Ghee's house every Friday.
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SPEAKER_01: Here's Scott watching his mom get a permanent, and I'm eating a piece of bologna.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's adorable.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a God's honest truth memory.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not weird if I I went to a seamstress house within the past few months and went into her.
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SPEAKER_00: It was like her little side bedroom.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's not yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: But yoga in your living room all of a sudden is like I know.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a little creepy.
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SPEAKER_01: Now listen, hold that pose because I got the indoor cameras on, and I'm just gonna take a couple shots.
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SPEAKER_01: Just want to make sure your form memories are just for you.
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SPEAKER_01: It's like being on a roller coaster, you take a picture of a book.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I I thought you know what you could do is I I just want to make sure your form is good so I can assist you if the form is good.
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SPEAKER_01: You can't spell nice ass without assist.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_00: What