Latest / Classic Metal Show / Can Anything Good Still Come Back?
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- 0:10[music]
- 0:27SPEAKER_01: Hi, here's Chris Boldenow from Gravedigger and you are watching CMS TV and Bone Collector.
- 0:51SPEAKER_03: It is your Classic Metal Show right here on the Classic Metal Show.
- 0:55SPEAKER_03: Kicking off the show tonight, we heard Metal Church right there with some fake healer.
- 1:00SPEAKER_03: And from the Ride the Lightning release,
- 1:03SPEAKER_03: for whom the bell tolls and for whom the bell tolls,
- 1:07SPEAKER_03: that's a good question for my good friend and partner, Chris Akin.
- 1:09SPEAKER_03: What's going on there, Chris?
- 1:11SPEAKER_03: What is up, Chief?
- 1:11SPEAKER_03: How are we?
- 1:12SPEAKER_03: I'm well.
- 1:13SPEAKER_00: How's the new health habits going?
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: Are you doing well?
- 1:19SPEAKER_02: As far as, I guess that depends on what your exact definition is.
- 1:24SPEAKER_02: As far as sticking to it, yes, I am doing very well.
- 1:28SPEAKER_00: Well, that's important.
- 1:31SPEAKER_02: As far as feeling better, I ain't going to lie.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: I feel like shit tonight.
- 1:36SPEAKER_02: Why?
- 1:36SPEAKER_02: What's the problem?
- 1:38SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 1:38SPEAKER_02: I think I'm just kind of in a funk anyway tonight.
- 1:41SPEAKER_02: I just had a crappy week, so.
- 1:43SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 1:44SPEAKER_02: You know, which I'll certainly share.
- 1:46SPEAKER_02: I mean, the biggest, the biggest crappy part of the week was, you know how I've talked for ages.
- 1:54SPEAKER_02: As long as I've been doing this show,
- 1:55SPEAKER_02: I've always talked about my one band that I was in, Distorted Illusion.
- 1:59SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 2:01SPEAKER_02: You know that from a million years ago.
- 2:02SPEAKER_02: Well, it was a band that was formed with a friend from high school,
- 2:08SPEAKER_02: a guy I didn't know,
- 2:10SPEAKER_02: but was a friend of another guy who was the brother, the younger brother.
- 2:14SPEAKER_02: Of two of my very, very close friends.
- 2:19SPEAKER_02: And he passed away this week, suddenly 48 years old, had a, had a stroke, had surgery.
- 2:28SPEAKER_02: They found another clot or something, went back in to get it.
- 2:32SPEAKER_02: Dunzo 48.
- 2:35SPEAKER_02: Just put me in a shit mood.
- 2:36SPEAKER_02: You know, it was a family friend and whatever.
- 2:38SPEAKER_02: So yeah, sure.
- 2:39SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, put me in a bad mood.
- 2:41SPEAKER_02: I've definitely not been Johnny Cheerful this week, to say the least, between that.
- 2:48SPEAKER_02: I was shucking my mom around for surgery this week, so there was that going on.
- 2:54SPEAKER_02: Even though that went fine, you know how that goes, man.
- 2:57SPEAKER_02: My mom's 78 years old.
- 2:58SPEAKER_02: Anytime she's getting cut on, you're hoping that she wakes up at the end of it.
- 3:02SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 3:02SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 3:03SPEAKER_02: I had that going on.
- 3:05SPEAKER_02: I had worky work stuff that wasn't the best.
- 3:07SPEAKER_02: Just a fucking garbage week.
- 3:09SPEAKER_02: I'm ready to do this show tonight, to say the least.
- 3:13SPEAKER_03: Well, it's your one reprieve from anything that's stressful.
- 3:17SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 3:19SPEAKER_02: And I mean, but as far as your question, I mean, I'm still...
- 3:23SPEAKER_02: Every single day,
- 3:24SPEAKER_02: I'm well under the calorie count that a fat fuck like me is allowed to get to,
- 3:28SPEAKER_02: which I still think is ridiculous.
- 3:32SPEAKER_02: A big fat fuck like me,
- 3:34SPEAKER_02: I've got to say it three times, 3,200 calories a day, which that's craziness.
- 3:43SPEAKER_03: Is that high or low?
- 3:45SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what they say I can do to be in the...
- 3:52SPEAKER_02: If I go over that, then I'm not healthy range.
- 3:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're over eating.
- 3:59SPEAKER_02: But dude, 3,200 calories is a shit ton of calories.
- 4:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well,
- 4:04SPEAKER_03: they say that you got to have a certain amount of calories
- 4:09SPEAKER_03: that will cause your system to fire up more or less and start burning fat and
- 4:15SPEAKER_03: that kind of thing.
- 4:16SPEAKER_03: So I don't understand all the...
- 4:20SPEAKER_03: That goes into it, but I know about it.
- 4:23SPEAKER_03: I know that there's a certain amount of calories you need to take in
- 4:29SPEAKER_03: to not overdo it, but cause your system to, your fire to burn, I guess.
- 4:35SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 4:36SPEAKER_03: And that's what it is, is keeping that fire burning.
- 4:39SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm trying to keep in the range of about 17 to 2,000.
- 4:45SPEAKER_02: That's kind of where I'm trying to stick.
- 4:48SPEAKER_02: And I've been doing it by cutting out bullshit and eating more fruit.
- 4:53SPEAKER_02: You know, a lot of pears, a lot of apples, a lot of that kind of shit.
- 4:57SPEAKER_02: And, you know, just trying to do it.
- 5:01SPEAKER_02: And so far it's where, I mean,
- 5:02SPEAKER_02: I was at the doctor Wednesday and I dropped another 10 pounds from two weeks ago
- 5:06SPEAKER_02: when I was at the doctor.
- 5:08SPEAKER_02: So, you know, I mean, it is working.
- 5:10SPEAKER_02: I will say it's working.
- 5:12SPEAKER_02: I ain't going to lie.
- 5:13SPEAKER_02: I get to this point of the night pretty much every night and I'm like,
- 5:19SPEAKER_02: I think I'm going to watch one-tenth of a movie before I go to sleep.
- 5:25SPEAKER_03: Well, one thing that you and I have not discussed as far as our appearance,
- 5:32SPEAKER_03: I guess, is we're going to have to get a photo for the book.
- 5:37SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 5:38SPEAKER_03: So getting in shape isn't a bad thing.
- 5:43SPEAKER_03: No.
- 5:45SPEAKER_02: Well, I'll be
- 5:46SPEAKER_00: in great shape for the book photo.
- 5:47SPEAKER_00: Thank you, AI.
- 5:51SPEAKER_00: You're not going to put one of those goofy AI things on the book, are you?
- 5:56SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, I am.
- 5:59SPEAKER_00: Why do you use those AI thumbnails?
- 6:02SPEAKER_00: Those look stupid.
- 6:03SPEAKER_02: I'm so tired of the fucking AI faggots.
- 6:06SPEAKER_02: I am so tired.
- 6:08SPEAKER_02: Dude, I get them everywhere.
- 6:09SPEAKER_02: I get them on.
- 6:11SPEAKER_02: Obviously, we get them on the CMS all the time.
- 6:12SPEAKER_02: These fucking cunts on YouTube.
- 6:14SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
- 6:16SPEAKER_02: YouTube commenters are no better than bit shoot.
- 6:20SPEAKER_02: Which I always thought there could be no worse place in the world than Bitchute for comments.
- 6:25SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 6:26SPEAKER_02: And while the hate is definitely not Jew hating or black people hating like Bitchute.
- 6:34SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 6:35SPEAKER_02: It is just Chris and Neely hating.
- 6:38SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 6:38SPEAKER_02: They hate us.
- 6:41SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 6:42SPEAKER_03: Well, I wasn't aware we had such a fan base on Bitchute.
- 6:45SPEAKER_02: Well, Bitchute,
- 6:48SPEAKER_02: I actually,
- 6:49SPEAKER_02: and it's one of the rare times that I acted like a faggot
- 6:52SPEAKER_02: because I literally turned off the comments on Bitchute just because it was getting
- 6:58SPEAKER_02: to be like overwhelmingly where I wasn't sure if what was being said was even legal.
- 7:05SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 7:06SPEAKER_02: So I was like,
- 7:07SPEAKER_02: you know,
- 7:07SPEAKER_02: there was a lot of,
- 7:08SPEAKER_02: there was a lot of threats and a lot of A lot of shit being thrown out there.
- 7:13SPEAKER_02: So I just turned the comments off on that one.
- 7:16SPEAKER_02: But no, I'll leave them on YouTube because I really don't care.
- 7:19SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean,
- 7:20SPEAKER_02: if nothing else,
- 7:21SPEAKER_02: the locals people get a good kick out of fucking YouTube
- 7:25SPEAKER_02: because every single day I post another dummy saying something dumb on locals.
- 7:30SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 7:31SPEAKER_03: Here's your YouTube dummy update for the day.
- 7:34SPEAKER_02: It pretty much is the YouTube dummy of the day.
- 7:37SPEAKER_02: Every day there's one, if not two or three or four.
- 7:42SPEAKER_02: All right, wretch, that's not right.
- 7:45SPEAKER_02: Wretch, you say Jew hating it like it's a bad thing.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: Come on, wretch.
- 7:52SPEAKER_02: You got to hate people for their character, not for, you know, whose dick they came out of.
- 7:59SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 8:02SPEAKER_03: For the behavioral.
- 8:04SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 8:05SPEAKER_02: You can hate people all you want, but you got to hate them one on one.
- 8:08SPEAKER_03: Just learn to hate correctly.
- 8:11SPEAKER_02: That's right.
- 8:12SPEAKER_02: Come on.
- 8:12SPEAKER_02: Let me teach you how to hate.
- 8:16SPEAKER_00: It's okay to hate.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: Just make sure you hate
- 8:18SPEAKER_03: correctly.
- 8:19SPEAKER_02: The only grouping you're allowed to do is anybody with pronouns, you can hate that group.
- 8:25SPEAKER_02: Anybody with blue hair, you can hate that group.
- 8:28SPEAKER_02: Anyone who wears a mask.
- 8:30SPEAKER_02: Well, you can just laugh at that group.
- 8:31SPEAKER_02: That's kind of like clowns.
- 8:34SPEAKER_02: You know, because they're such pussies, they're not worth your hatred.
- 8:36SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 8:37SPEAKER_03: I have to go through a neighborhood on my way into the office every day and I have
- 8:42SPEAKER_03: to pass an elementary school.
- 8:44SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 8:45SPEAKER_03: There are stupid kids,
- 8:47SPEAKER_03: little kids,
- 8:48SPEAKER_03: you know, first, second graders still walking to school outside wearing a mask.
- 8:55SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 8:57SPEAKER_00: They're outside
- 8:58SPEAKER_02: walking to school.
- 9:00SPEAKER_02: They were broken.
- 9:02SPEAKER_02: They were broken during COVID.
- 9:03SPEAKER_02: Now they don't know any better.
- 9:05SPEAKER_02: I think about it.
- 9:05SPEAKER_02: If you were a first grader and you had to wear a mask for a year,
- 9:08SPEAKER_02: that starts to be how you do it.
- 9:10SPEAKER_03: It's so bizarre to me to see kids out in the outdoors wearing a
- 9:15SPEAKER_00: mask, walking to school.
- 9:18SPEAKER_00: Dude, A, I agree with you, but you can't blame the kids.
- 9:21SPEAKER_00: It's the fucking parents.
- 9:22SPEAKER_00: I'm not blaming the kids.
- 9:23SPEAKER_03: I just find it so odd that an adult would encourage that.
- 9:30SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 9:31SPEAKER_02: You would think that the parents would be like,
- 9:33SPEAKER_02: get that bullshit fucking diaper off your face, you stupid fuck.
- 9:37SPEAKER_00: Well, it's probably the mom who tells them, don't forget to wear your mask.
- 9:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the mom probably puts hers on to kiss them goodbye.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: Well, let me not give you a germ.
- 9:47SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
- 9:48SPEAKER_02: Don't forget to wear your mask.
- 9:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah, make sure you wear it.
- 9:52SPEAKER_02: Don't take it off at study hall either.
- 9:53SPEAKER_02: Don't get comfortable.
- 9:56SPEAKER_02: Don't get comfortable in there.
- 9:57SPEAKER_02: You could die.
- 10:01SPEAKER_03: It is stupid.
- 10:02SPEAKER_03: Especially when the kids were the least susceptible to contracting anything.
- 10:08SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 10:10SPEAKER_02: It was dumb then.
- 10:11SPEAKER_02: It's dumber now.
- 10:12SPEAKER_03: I agree.
- 10:13SPEAKER_02: And now they're trying to gin that old gag up again.
- 10:16SPEAKER_02: I think they're going to do that every fall.
- 10:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 10:20SPEAKER_02: Every fall we're going to see a story or two that says, COVID's on the rise in Utah.
- 10:25SPEAKER_02: You guys better be prepared.
- 10:27SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
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- 11:01SPEAKER_02: I'm as prepared as I'm going to be.
- 11:02SPEAKER_03: I ain't changing shit.
- 11:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I hope a majority of the public is like the who.
- 11:08SPEAKER_03: We won't get fooled again.
- 11:11SPEAKER_02: Under this president, I don't think it'll happen.
- 11:14SPEAKER_02: I worry more two years from now when we get fucking AOC or whatever twat they put in there.
- 11:20SPEAKER_02: I'm more worried about that than I am now.
- 11:22SPEAKER_02: Under this president,
- 11:23SPEAKER_02: everybody will just double middle fingers in the air and be like, fuck you.
- 11:27SPEAKER_02: Dude, the best thing that could happen to us is that Donald Trump passes away
- 11:31SPEAKER_02: with like three months or whatever left on
- 11:37SPEAKER_02: his presidency so that somebody could get
- 11:40SPEAKER_02: in there with a ton of sympathy like J.D.
- 11:42SPEAKER_02: Vance and just blow out the election because of the...
- 11:46SPEAKER_02: You know, the sympathy will get every Republican out there to vote.
- 11:50SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 11:50SPEAKER_02: That would be,
- 11:51SPEAKER_02: not that I'm hoping for the president to die or anything like that,
- 11:54SPEAKER_02: but that would certainly, he'd be doing a favor to the party.
- 12:00SPEAKER_03: Well, since you mentioned about elections and so forth,
- 12:06SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 12:07SPEAKER_03: the gun guy,
- 12:08SPEAKER_03: the AK guy, Brandon Herrera, he's got a very good chance at winning his vote.
- 12:15SPEAKER_03: Representative seat down in his district.
- 12:18SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 12:18SPEAKER_02: Good on him.
- 12:19SPEAKER_03: And I joined his campaign and donated to his campaign.
- 12:24SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 12:25SPEAKER_03: I threw a couple hundred bucks at him.
- 12:27SPEAKER_03: Bucks or bullets?
- 12:29SPEAKER_03: Well, he's got bullets to spare as documents.
- 12:32SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 12:33SPEAKER_03: But no, I threw some bucks his way.
- 12:36SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 12:37SPEAKER_03: Because he's got a very, very, very good chance at winning that seat down there.
- 12:41SPEAKER_03: Right on.
- 12:42SPEAKER_03: You know, I'd like to see that guy get in Congress.
- 12:45SPEAKER_02: And that way,
- 12:46SPEAKER_02: if the ick of Chicago drifts toward your neighborhood, you got someplace to move to.
- 12:51SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 12:52SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 12:53SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 12:53SPEAKER_03: So if you don't know who I'm talking about,
- 12:56SPEAKER_03: for all you 2A fans out there, his name is Brandon Herrera.
- 13:01SPEAKER_03: And he's known as the AK guy.
- 13:04SPEAKER_03: He does videos on YouTube and so on and so forth.
- 13:08SPEAKER_03: And he does videos every week.
- 13:10SPEAKER_03: I've been watching him for years.
- 13:12SPEAKER_03: And he demonstrates a new gun,
- 13:15SPEAKER_03: not a new gun,
- 13:16SPEAKER_03: but a different gun every week and talks about the background,
- 13:21SPEAKER_03: where it came from, who developed it.
- 13:24SPEAKER_03: He shoots it.
- 13:25SPEAKER_03: He'll take it apart, show you how it works, all that good stuff.
- 13:29SPEAKER_03: But he's really funny, too.
- 13:31SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's just a funny guy.
- 13:33SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 13:33SPEAKER_03: And...
- 13:35SPEAKER_03: He's got a serious run for his district as the representative down in,
- 13:42SPEAKER_03: I believe he's down in San Antonio area.
- 13:45SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 13:46SPEAKER_03: So if you want to look him up, look him up, Brandon Herrera for Congress.
- 13:51SPEAKER_02: So will there be 53-foot trucks rolling in there on Tuesday with ballots
- 13:57SPEAKER_02: that are already pre-cast?
- 13:59SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 14:00SPEAKER_02: Take him out?
- 14:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
- 14:03SPEAKER_03: Well, Pritzker,
- 14:05SPEAKER_03: the prick, who's an anti-2A governor of Illinois,
- 14:14SPEAKER_03: he's a nepotism trust fund baby.
- 14:16SPEAKER_03: His family's got buku bucks,
- 14:19SPEAKER_03: and I guess he just threw $20 million in to oppose people like Brandon Herrera.
- 14:28SPEAKER_03: $20 million?
- 14:29SPEAKER_03: $20 million.
- 14:30SPEAKER_02: If he wants to throw that at pinball PA, I'll wear a mask and oppose him with him.
- 14:34SPEAKER_02: Fuck that guy.
- 14:35SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
- 14:35SPEAKER_02: Nobody should have a gun.
- 14:39SPEAKER_03: But yeah, so that's what's going on.
- 14:42SPEAKER_03: Not that I'm getting into politics discussion here.
- 14:45SPEAKER_03: I just wanted people to know because I know we have a lot of people who listen to
- 14:48SPEAKER_03: the show who like their guns and Brandon is a two-way defender and he's a He seems
- 14:57SPEAKER_03: to be, and no pun intended, a straight shooter.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 15:02SPEAKER_00: Well, both of your fine hosts here are definitely pro 2A, that's for sure.
- 15:06SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 15:08SPEAKER_03: So go Brandon.
- 15:10SPEAKER_03: And I don't mean the senile guy that almost ruined this country in four years.
- 15:16SPEAKER_03: Almost.
- 15:18SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'm still under the belief it's wrecked beyond fixing.
- 15:21SPEAKER_00: We're done.
- 15:22SPEAKER_02: It's wrecked beyond fixing?
- 15:23SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's no fixing it.
- 15:25SPEAKER_02: It's over.
- 15:25SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:26SPEAKER_02: It's over.
- 15:27SPEAKER_02: It's done.
- 15:28SPEAKER_02: I'm just riding it out no matter what it's going to be.
- 15:31SPEAKER_02: Just ride to the end.
- 15:33SPEAKER_02: Because it's fucked.
- 15:35SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 15:35SPEAKER_02: I mean, do you see anything that used to be good potentially coming back?
- 15:40SPEAKER_02: No.
- 15:40SPEAKER_03: Anything.
- 15:40SPEAKER_03: But everything is cyclical.
- 15:42SPEAKER_03: I don't know that it'll cycle back in my time, but everything is cyclical.
- 15:47SPEAKER_03: Everything is.
- 15:48SPEAKER_02: I guess we could say advertising has gotten better recently.
- 15:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah, with all the Sidney Sweeney nakedness.
- 15:54SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 15:55SPEAKER_00: Happy birthday to her, by the way, today
- 15:57SPEAKER_02: would be her 29th birthday.
- 15:58SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 15:59SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 16:00SPEAKER_02: So I was talking about that a little bit in the chat room when we got started
- 16:05SPEAKER_02: and somebody said something about, you know, about me jerking off to Sidney Sweeney.
- 16:10SPEAKER_02: And of course I admitted to that one.
- 16:12SPEAKER_02: No shame in that game.
- 16:13SPEAKER_02: I mean, come on.
- 16:15SPEAKER_02: But then I went to the bastion of all knowledge, Grok,
- 16:19SPEAKER_02: and I asked it, who are the top 10 famous women that people are jerking off to?
- 16:25SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 16:25SPEAKER_02: Would you like to take a guess?
- 16:27SPEAKER_02: Let's see if you can name three of the 10.
- 16:30SPEAKER_02: And you can't say Sidney Sweeney because she is, of course, number one.
- 16:35SPEAKER_03: Are these current stars?
- 16:38SPEAKER_03: Fairly.
- 16:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 16:39SPEAKER_03: Are they newer or are they older?
- 16:41SPEAKER_03: Because I got to be honest with you.
- 16:42SPEAKER_03: I have no idea who's the hot ticket these days.
- 16:46SPEAKER_03: No idea.
- 16:46SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
- 16:47SPEAKER_02: There is one, two, three, four, five.
- 16:54SPEAKER_02: At least half of this list, you'll know their names.
- 16:57SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 16:58SPEAKER_02: They're not in the last five years.
- 17:00SPEAKER_02: They're at least 10 years of being famous or more.
- 17:03SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 17:04SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to throw a Scarlett Johansson in there.
- 17:06SPEAKER_03: She would be number two.
- 17:07SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 17:10SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
- 17:10SPEAKER_03: Who else would I throw in there?
- 17:13SPEAKER_03: Let me think.
- 17:17SPEAKER_03: That's the only one that comes to mind.
- 17:19SPEAKER_02: Well, I'll go from number 10 to number one.
- 17:22SPEAKER_02: 10 is a tie between Emilia Clarke and Gal Gadot,
- 17:26SPEAKER_02: who I know you probably don't know either of those.
- 17:29SPEAKER_03: No idea.
- 17:29SPEAKER_02: Number nine, you'll know Kim Kardashian, which I found that to be odd.
- 17:34SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I do find that odd.
- 17:36SPEAKER_02: I would have thought that Kylie Jenner would have been way up higher on that one.
- 17:41SPEAKER_02: You know, she's, you know, in the family and younger and does have a great set of tits.
- 17:46SPEAKER_02: That's for sure.
- 17:46SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 17:48SPEAKER_02: Number eight, Rihanna.
- 17:51SPEAKER_02: You know who
- 17:51SPEAKER_03: that is.
- 17:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know who that is.
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: That's the girl that Chris Brown beat up.
- 17:55SPEAKER_03: Beat up, right.
- 17:57SPEAKER_03: That's the only reason I know her.
- 17:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, number seven.
- 17:59SPEAKER_02: I cannot imagine jerking off to this little boy body.
- 18:03SPEAKER_02: Zendaya.
- 18:05SPEAKER_02: No idea who that is.
- 18:07SPEAKER_02: She was in Euphoria.
- 18:08SPEAKER_02: She was Ru in Euphoria and was great.
- 18:10SPEAKER_02: I mean, she's a great actress.
- 18:12SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
- 18:13SPEAKER_02: But yeah, she's built like a fucking fifth grader.
- 18:17SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 18:17SPEAKER_02: She has no tits, no ass, no nothing.
- 18:20SPEAKER_02: She's just, I cannot imagine jerking to that.
- 18:25SPEAKER_02: Number six, Sabrina Carpenter.
- 18:28SPEAKER_02: You don't know who that is?
- 18:29SPEAKER_03: I do know.
- 18:29SPEAKER_03: She's a singer.
- 18:31SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 18:32SPEAKER_03: Blonde girl.
- 18:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 18:33SPEAKER_03: Looks kind of like Cindy Sweeney.
- 18:34SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 18:36SPEAKER_03: She wears like a lot of laundry on stage and stuff, doesn't she?
- 18:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 18:40SPEAKER_03: I know who that is.
- 18:41SPEAKER_02: Number five, I believe it, but It's clearly gay dudes that are jerking to this.
- 18:49SPEAKER_02: Taylor Swift.
- 18:52SPEAKER_00: She's not even hot.
- 18:53SPEAKER_02: She's not hot.
- 18:54SPEAKER_02: She's not hot at all.
- 18:55SPEAKER_02: No, I'm with you.
- 18:57SPEAKER_02: She is a supermarket six, if ever there was one.
- 19:01SPEAKER_02: She's as average as they come.
- 19:05SPEAKER_02: Number four, Anna DeArmas.
- 19:07SPEAKER_02: I get that one.
- 19:08SPEAKER_02: I know you don't know who that is.
- 19:09SPEAKER_02: No idea.
- 19:11SPEAKER_02: She's pretty hot.
- 19:13SPEAKER_02: Number three,
- 19:13SPEAKER_02: I would have thought you would have got because she's way high
- 19:16SPEAKER_02: on your celebrity jerk list.
- 19:18SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 19:19SPEAKER_02: Margot Robbie.
- 19:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's.
- 19:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I just didn't think of it.
- 19:25SPEAKER_03: Obviously.
- 19:26SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know,
- 19:27SPEAKER_03: probably the best scene,
- 19:30SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 19:30SPEAKER_03: or the movie she was in where she was at her peak was the Wolf of Wall Street
- 19:34SPEAKER_02: when she was like 19 or whatever.
- 19:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was top, top of the line right there.
- 19:39SPEAKER_02: She was hot.
- 19:40SPEAKER_02: She's definitely hot.
- 19:42SPEAKER_02: Number two, Scarlett Johansson.
- 19:43SPEAKER_02: Number one, Sidney Sweeney.
- 19:44SPEAKER_02: So there's your top 10 jerkables.
- 19:47SPEAKER_00: Well, at least I know the top three.
- 19:50SPEAKER_00: Well, there you go.
- 19:51SPEAKER_03: That's good.
- 19:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 19:52SPEAKER_03: The other ones, not so much.
- 19:54SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 19:55SPEAKER_02: Kim Kardashian's probably the only other one that you could
- 19:57SPEAKER_03: pick out.
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have picked her either.
- 20:01SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have never picked her.
- 20:03SPEAKER_02: Ironically, if she hadn't sucked cock on film, she'd be the ugly duckling of her family.
- 20:09SPEAKER_02: Chloe's, well,
- 20:10SPEAKER_02: Chloe's kind of ugly too,
- 20:11SPEAKER_02: but the other one, Courtney's pretty hot, and certainly the Jenner girl is hot.
- 20:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
- 20:20SPEAKER_02: But whatever, I enjoyed Kim sucking Ray J's dick on film.
- 20:24SPEAKER_02: That was kind of fun.
- 20:27SPEAKER_02: I enjoyed watching it, I ain't gonna lie.
- 20:31SPEAKER_02: I wish more of these girls in this top 10 had porn leaks or whatever.
- 20:37SPEAKER_02: I'd watch them all.
- 20:40SPEAKER_02: I like a good celebrity porn.
- 20:42SPEAKER_02: Shit's always fun.
- 20:45SPEAKER_03: Well, I got to be honest with you.
- 20:48SPEAKER_03: I've never been enamored with celebrity,
- 20:51SPEAKER_03: you know, as far as like, you know, hotter than hot and all that kind of stuff.
- 20:56SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 20:57SPEAKER_03: the only one that,
- 20:58SPEAKER_03: you know, obviously my favorite of obvious has always been Susanna Hoffs.
- 21:02SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 21:03SPEAKER_03: But outside of that, I've never gone, oh my God, oh my God, you know.
- 21:09SPEAKER_03: And again, Sydney Sweeney caught my attention when she was in the Rolling Stones video.
- 21:16SPEAKER_03: And she did a great job in that video.
- 21:17SPEAKER_03: She was just fun.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 21:20SPEAKER_02: I mean, she's in the same world as Pamela Anderson 30 years ago
- 21:27SPEAKER_02: and Marilyn Monroe 60 years ago or however many years ago that was.
- 21:33SPEAKER_02: Was that 60?
- 21:34SPEAKER_02: Maybe even longer now, right?
- 21:35SPEAKER_02: 60s.
- 21:37SPEAKER_02: How long was the 60s till today?
- 21:39SPEAKER_02: 40, 60 years ago, yeah.
- 21:41SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, I was born in the 60s.
- 21:43SPEAKER_02: So Marilyn Monroe before her, maybe like, I don't know, Jane Mansfield or one of them?
- 21:49SPEAKER_02: Was she in that world?
- 21:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was in the late 50s, early part of the 60s.
- 21:56SPEAKER_02: What about the broad that they threw off the boat or whatever, Natalie something?
- 22:00SPEAKER_03: Natalie Wood.
- 22:01SPEAKER_02: Natalie Wood.
- 22:01SPEAKER_02: Was she up there?
- 22:05SPEAKER_03: I mean...
- 22:07SPEAKER_03: She obviously made her
- 22:13SPEAKER_03: early debut in that Rebel Without a Cause with James Dean.
- 22:18SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 22:20SPEAKER_03: But yeah, again, she was an attractive girl, but she wasn't like a bombshell.
- 22:27SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 22:29SPEAKER_02: Was there any other ones in that time?
- 22:31SPEAKER_02: Was Jane Russell or whatever?
- 22:33SPEAKER_03: Well, Jane Russell was more 40s and 50s.
- 22:35SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 22:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 22:39SPEAKER_02: So not Tamey's widow, Hardy boy.
- 22:43SPEAKER_02: Jesus, that's very mean.
- 22:48SPEAKER_02: Unlike my comment, that was so nice.
- 22:56SPEAKER_02: Anyway, just a little sidetrack here,
- 23:00SPEAKER_02: just because the chat room got me looking up stuff immediately.
- 23:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 23:06SPEAKER_02: So what's going on in your week?
- 23:07SPEAKER_02: Anything good?
- 23:08SPEAKER_03: It's just been work.
- 23:09SPEAKER_03: That's it.
- 23:09SPEAKER_03: Work, work, work, work, and more work.
- 23:12SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's just been exhausting,
- 23:15SPEAKER_03: you know, just keeping up with it because,
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: I've got several projects that,
- 23:23SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 23:24SPEAKER_03: everybody wants everything immediately,
- 23:26SPEAKER_03: you know, and, you know, the work that I do is custom fabrication.
- 23:31SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 23:32SPEAKER_03: And that just doesn't happen in a matter of hours.
- 23:35SPEAKER_03: You know, this is...
- 23:38SPEAKER_03: And so it's just dealing with the customers and their demands that I got
- 23:42SPEAKER_03: to have this by,
- 23:43SPEAKER_03: I got to have this by,
- 23:44SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 23:46SPEAKER_03: and it's,
- 23:46SPEAKER_03: you know, the expectation is somehow we're just going to produce what they need.
- 23:52SPEAKER_02: Like you're producing it with a 3D printer or something.
- 23:55SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 23:56SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 23:57SPEAKER_03: So, but yeah,
- 24:00SPEAKER_03: it's just,
- 24:00SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 24:00SPEAKER_03: it gets a little stressful from time to time and,
- 24:03SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 24:04SPEAKER_03: production is good and,
- 24:05SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 24:07SPEAKER_03: And again,
- 24:08SPEAKER_03: this time of the season, something about that sun moving just bums me out.
- 24:13SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is,
- 24:14SPEAKER_03: but right when you get up around Labor Day,
- 24:19SPEAKER_03: it's a very dramatic shift in the mood for me, personally.
- 24:28SPEAKER_02: Wait till the fucking clock changes again, then it's really awful.
- 24:31SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 24:32SPEAKER_03: So you could just...
- 24:37SPEAKER_03: Feel the change coming in just a matter of days.
- 24:43SPEAKER_03: One day you're in August and the next thing you know you're halfway into September already.
- 24:48SPEAKER_03: It's just like, holy shit.
- 24:50SPEAKER_02: The only thing I'm looking forward to here in September is it cooling down.
- 24:54SPEAKER_02: It has been a bit hot this year.
- 24:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's been hot and rainy.
- 24:59SPEAKER_03: Lots of rain.
- 25:00SPEAKER_03: Lots of heat.
- 25:02SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm looking forward to A month or two of 50s.
- 25:07SPEAKER_02: That would be nice.
- 25:08SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 25:08SPEAKER_03: So anyway,
- 25:12SPEAKER_03: according to the predictions, though,
- 25:14SPEAKER_03: as far as like weather predictions,
- 25:16SPEAKER_03: if there's any credence to any of that with this,
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: they're calling it a very strong El Nino.
- 25:26SPEAKER_03: Apparently, the region that affects us, you and I, because we're almost parallel to each other.
- 25:33SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 25:34SPEAKER_03: We're not supposed to have very much of a winter at all.
- 25:37SPEAKER_03: Good.
- 25:39SPEAKER_03: No complaints here.
- 25:40SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not complaining about it.
- 25:42SPEAKER_03: I'm just,
- 25:42SPEAKER_03: according to the forecast,
- 25:45SPEAKER_03: it looks like we're just going to get rain for the most part because
- 25:49SPEAKER_03: the warm weather is going to be pushing north and we're going to be right in
- 25:54SPEAKER_03: the warmer climate ban through Indiana, Ohio, parts of Illinois, so on and so forth.
- 26:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 26:04SPEAKER_03: We'll see what happens.
- 26:05SPEAKER_02: Boy, will that suck.
- 26:09SPEAKER_02: It'll be terrible not to have to shovel a driveway three times a week.
- 26:14SPEAKER_02: That's going to be terrible.
- 26:15SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 26:16SPEAKER_03: But I'm just waiting for all the climate change alarmists to say, this isn't a normal winter.
- 26:22SPEAKER_03: This isn't normal.
- 26:23SPEAKER_03: There's something wrong here.
- 26:26SPEAKER_02: See, only six years left.
- 26:31SPEAKER_03: So I'll just enjoy the nice weather while it lasts.
- 26:34SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 26:36SPEAKER_02: I'm not complaining too bad.
- 26:37SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm glad that the heat is coming down.
- 26:41SPEAKER_02: Although it got hot this week, too.
- 26:43SPEAKER_02: It was fucking like 89 degrees or something.
- 26:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 26:46SPEAKER_03: It was in the 80s here today, too.
- 26:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 26:50SPEAKER_02: It wasn't that hot here.
- 26:51SPEAKER_02: I think it was in like 75 at most.
- 26:54SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 26:55SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
- 26:56SPEAKER_02: And in other news, now that we're doing the weather channel tonight.
- 27:00SPEAKER_03: We're doing the,
- 27:02SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 27:02SPEAKER_03: we've got the highs over here,
- 27:04SPEAKER_03: and you're going to have a low pressure front coming in here.
- 27:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this El Nino, it's really going to change the wind patterns.
- 27:11SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 27:11SPEAKER_02: I'm going to tell you,
- 27:13SPEAKER_02: if you normally fly a kite,
- 27:14SPEAKER_02: you're going to have to move to a different place further west.
- 27:17SPEAKER_03: That's too funny.
- 27:18Fucking dumb.
- 27:21SPEAKER_03: I agree.
- 27:21SPEAKER_03: I agree.
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