Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #496 We Don't SONORA the Same with Alfred Robles and Nitty Sak
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- 3:16Speaker 1: before I continue, uh and joining us for a second
- 3:19Speaker 1: episode back here in La.
- 3:21Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 3:22Speaker 1: We'll see how you how you're living your life out here?
- 3:23Speaker 1: So Far's welcome back to our third co host, Nitty Sackle.
- 3:26Speaker 3: So what's up, guys, Happy to be here, man, loving
- 3:29Speaker 3: La so far, so fucking bro, it's hot out here.
- 3:32Speaker 3: It's a doggy dog world, all.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Right, Alfred, you're you're you're. I wanted to share this
- 3:37Speaker 1: because you're a very seasoned comedian bro, like your big
- 3:40Speaker 1: time bro. Like that's how that's how we don't know
- 3:42Speaker 1: about big time but season, yeah, yeah, your season. Then
- 3:44Speaker 1: if your season, you're technically big time bro. So like
- 3:48Speaker 1: you know, you've done your rounds, bro, and my boy
- 3:51Speaker 1: over here in Canada. I've gone out there and that's
- 3:52Speaker 1: when I started sucking around with comedy and ship like that,
- 3:55Speaker 1: and I noticed the scene was there out there is
- 3:56Speaker 1: very friendly, people are willing to help and ship like that.
- 3:59Speaker 1: He kind of had a little taste already of that
- 4:02Speaker 1: of what happens to you when you come to La
- 4:04Speaker 1: It's like that venom ship bro like they got you.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Yeah, tell them what happened though, without saying names, without
- 4:12Speaker 2: saying name.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Just you know, I went up. I went out to
- 4:15Speaker 3: the story yesterday, you know, just happy, happy to be there.
- 4:19Speaker 4: I was just introducing myself, you know, after fourteen years
- 4:22Speaker 4: of doing comedy, coming back and nobody knowing who the
- 4:24Speaker 4: fuck you are.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's like, and you started in Canada.
- 4:27Speaker 4: I started in Canada, and okay, in Toronto, I'm like
- 4:29Speaker 4: top dog. I can do whatever shows I want, you know,
- 4:31Speaker 4: and then I come out here and nobody knows.
- 4:33Speaker 5: Some would be the Devil's Advocate food. Yeah, so these
- 4:35Speaker 5: foods in the comedy.
- 4:36Speaker 3: So they didn't know who you were at the store,
- 4:38Speaker 3: you know, I know I know some people like at
- 4:39Speaker 3: the factory of the store.
- 4:40Speaker 4: I was at the store. I know some comics, Like
- 4:42Speaker 4: some comics got me in, you know, like some comics
- 4:43Speaker 4: I run shows. But I saw a comic there that
- 4:46Speaker 4: I knew that I came up with in Toronto. And
- 4:48Speaker 4: they're out here and they're doing their thing, and I
- 4:51Speaker 4: went they didn't see me that came around and said hey,
- 4:53Speaker 4: what's up. And then they saw me and they were
- 4:54Speaker 4: just like, oh, hey, how's it going, and then turned
- 4:56Speaker 4: their back the other way.
- 4:59Speaker 1: And it was just like and I wanted to bring
- 5:02Speaker 1: that up and not to start off and like a
- 5:03Speaker 1: fucked up thing is because when he thought about moving
- 5:05Speaker 1: out here, I told him. I was like, look, food, like,
- 5:06Speaker 1: you want to know why I loved Canada before I
- 5:08Speaker 1: loved Japan, you know what I mean? Because like number one,
- 5:10Speaker 1: it was the only time we've been out of the
- 5:12Speaker 1: country before went to Japan. But number two, I was
- 5:14Speaker 1: just like, hey, bro, Like the camaraderie is not so
- 5:18Speaker 1: common out here, you know what I mean. Like people
- 5:20Speaker 1: kind of have their own little clicks and stuff like that,
- 5:22Speaker 1: and people have their own thing and that's it. But like,
- 5:25Speaker 1: and you look out for each other, but it's not
- 5:26Speaker 1: how you expect, like, you know, look out for thy
- 5:29Speaker 1: neighbor or something like that, you know what I mean.
- 5:31Speaker 3: I'm understanding it's kind of more of a ruthless aggression
- 5:33Speaker 3: out here.
- 5:33Speaker 2: But another dude, was he from from Canada? Too? Yeah yeah,
- 5:36Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And you met that dude.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Over there, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just been a few.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Welcome to la.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Hey.
- 5:46Speaker 1: When you have a show and then they like when
- 5:47Speaker 1: they see you next time at the story when we
- 5:49Speaker 1: start throwing the own shows and we sell out all
- 5:50Speaker 1: this shit. You know, now that you're out here's be like, oh, hi,
- 5:54Speaker 1: the same ship disrespectfully, dog.
- 5:57Speaker 3: I'm just telling about the first open mic experience. Dude.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm talking ship.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Like, I know, I got to go through the you know,
- 6:06Speaker 3: nobody knows who I am. I have to do it.
- 6:08Speaker 4: I just haven't done it in such a long time.
- 6:10Speaker 4: Like I went to the My boy got me onto
- 6:13Speaker 4: the laugh Factory open mic. So I showed up and
- 6:16Speaker 4: then they threw me on right away when I didn't.
- 6:18Speaker 4: First of all, I didn't expect to go on right away.
- 6:20Speaker 2: But it still Tuesday nights.
- 6:21Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday night. It was a two minute set.
- 6:23Speaker 2: How long it's been done.
- 6:24Speaker 3: And I've been up there and the room was so
- 6:26Speaker 3: I had no idea what was going on. The room
- 6:27Speaker 3: was full. So I went up there and I started performing.
- 6:29Speaker 4: I feel this attention, and then my two minutes up
- 6:32Speaker 4: and I did well, I come off and then I'm like, oh,
- 6:34Speaker 4: that's all comics in there, like the open mics out here,
- 6:39Speaker 4: like it's all comedians.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Why would you go?
- 6:42Speaker 3: Why would you go if you weren't. I didn't.
- 6:43Speaker 4: I didn't know that because like in Canadon in Toronto
- 6:46Speaker 4: open mics still have some audience members and Ship.
- 6:48Speaker 1: You know, it was gonna be like Seinfeld, you know,
- 6:54Speaker 1: witht gonna be a small show.
- 6:57Speaker 4: But I didn't know, like it was all comics, you know,
- 6:59Speaker 4: And it's just it's just I haven't I haven't performed
- 7:02Speaker 4: in front of all comics for having a two minute set,
- 7:04Speaker 4: by the way years, you know. So it's just it's different,
- 7:07Speaker 4: it's humbling, it's it's but.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Don't let all that shit change you, fool.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, of course, Like I met this fool
- 7:15Speaker 1: originally through with Jason Rowse.
- 7:16Speaker 2: You know jescent Rouse.
- 7:17Speaker 1: He's a crazy motherfucker bro like, so like he got
- 7:20Speaker 1: me into comedy, like what you know, like I dabble
- 7:22Speaker 1: with in and out, you know, I write Ship and
- 7:24Speaker 1: I go try it and I go take my breaks
- 7:26Speaker 1: here in there and do my own shows. But when
- 7:29Speaker 1: I met this foet, like he told me straight up,
- 7:30Speaker 1: he was like, hey, he's kind of like the Canadian
- 7:33Speaker 1: Indian verse, like a twin or a brother virgin. So
- 7:36Speaker 1: he's like he felt the need to link us, bro.
- 7:38Speaker 1: So I'm just like I felt like somebody like him.
- 7:39Speaker 1: He's not gonna let ship like that kind of bother him, Like, yeah,
- 7:41Speaker 1: you're getting your senties whenever, you know, like you know,
- 7:44Speaker 1: like eventually, you're always gonna get your senties. But you're
- 7:48Speaker 1: not that type of motherfucker that's gonna fold over it. No,
- 7:51Speaker 1: you got weed, you know, you know, I know, I know.
- 7:54Speaker 4: I'm a very capable comedian, you know, So just giving
- 7:57Speaker 4: your talented and I know it's coming.
- 7:59Speaker 2: So yeah, hey, was that guy any names that I
- 8:02Speaker 2: brought up to you?
- 8:02Speaker 3: No? No, no, no no no no no no no
- 8:04Speaker 3: no no. We'll talk about it after. I don't want
- 8:06Speaker 3: to start no ship.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I don't want to say.
- 8:11Speaker 3: Out. What if someone asked you or you went to
- 8:12Speaker 3: an over, like can you do two minutes? Because you
- 8:14Speaker 3: do you do sometime, dog, you do long shows. Yeah,
- 8:17Speaker 3: I know, how would you fin is that the like?
- 8:20Speaker 1: Okay not because let's just say it didn't recognize you, bro,
- 8:23Speaker 1: and it didn't go up, Like is that like a disrespect?
- 8:25Speaker 2: Like no, you just have to most fires two minutes dude.
- 8:31Speaker 5: I wouldn't even know what to say minutes because my
- 8:34Speaker 5: materials fucking grown and I tell stories. Now I'll probably
- 8:37Speaker 5: bring up like like my old school one liners, probably
- 8:39Speaker 5: like they don't know, but I'm not.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Gonna go to work new out.
- 8:42Speaker 4: As you get a better, As you become a better comedian,
- 8:44Speaker 4: you're your thing. Your jokes aren't so choppy anymore.
- 8:48Speaker 5: It's more of a longer you know, before before I
- 8:51Speaker 5: was headlining, I used to I used to open up
- 8:53Speaker 5: for for Gabriel glassians and he'll give us ten minutes.
- 8:56Speaker 5: And now when I go back and I do some
- 8:57Speaker 5: spots to them those two minutes, like, I'm like, what
- 9:00Speaker 5: do I? Yeah, So it's kind of like fucking tricky
- 9:04Speaker 5: a little bit.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Though, but it's cool. It's cool.
- 9:06Speaker 2: How many years are you into it?
- 9:07Speaker 5: Comedy twenty one going on twenty No, twenty two years.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Bro, that's a whole child twenty two. Yeah, that's legal.
- 9:15Speaker 2: I started right after.
- 9:17Speaker 5: Getting kicked off from the police academy.
- 9:19Speaker 2: I went straight to fuck it out doing open Mind.
- 9:22Speaker 3: You'd be wearing the same hat if you were a cop.
- 9:24Speaker 6: I know.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I feel like he would be that that cop though?
- 9:27Speaker 3: Can you let him know where we're gonna rafle one
- 9:29Speaker 3: of those off.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Oh yeah, by the way, that is like that's become
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- 10:03Speaker 3: Trust me, you want to know. It's these couzies that
- 10:06Speaker 3: were only at skank Fest. So let's do it.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Oh ship, Yeah, straight up, man, But it's did you
- 10:12Speaker 1: go to skank Fist?
- 10:12Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Brother sounds to quote the to quote the Unknown Truth Turtle.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Skank Fest is the gathering of the Juggalos but for
- 10:27Speaker 1: the comedians, and it's fucking fun as fuck. Police is
- 10:31Speaker 1: out there fighting. There's a fake dick in the ring.
- 10:35Speaker 1: You don't want to try to fucking Jason Ellis is
- 10:37Speaker 1: right there trying to fight.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Everybody else too, he's trying to I'm trying to fight
- 10:41Speaker 2: or fuck you.
- 10:42Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 10:43Speaker 3: You know, you go girl fighting to girl fighting, pillow
- 10:47Speaker 3: fighting as slapping. And the funny thing is like these
- 10:50Speaker 3: an't random people. There are comics finding each other, Sam
- 10:53Speaker 3: Tripley fall on stage jiu jitsu.
- 10:56Speaker 2: You get to see.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Comics do comic not comic ship. But what else they do?
- 11:00Speaker 3: Do stand updates? Some of them saying someone do jiu jitsu,
- 11:02Speaker 3: some of them box, some of them have fat asses.
- 11:05Speaker 3: I want they want to get slapped on someone have
- 11:07Speaker 3: only fans, So we saw some titties. It's just what
- 11:09Speaker 3: they all do on the side school. So no one
- 11:12Speaker 3: did actual comedy. No, there was a bunch of comedy
- 11:14Speaker 3: comedy podcasts and a lot of bunch of stupid shiites.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Sam does he do jiu jitsu to or he.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Does that every day?
- 11:20Speaker 1: And why did Sam get in the ring? Bro like
- 11:22Speaker 1: he is jiu jitsu? That God doesn't fight, like, oh,
- 11:24Speaker 1: you know, he's very he's a very man of God.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Now these days. I was like, why's he doing in
- 11:28Speaker 2: the ring?
- 11:29Speaker 3: How did he fight God? And through a conspiracy?
- 11:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 11:32Speaker 3: I know that.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Yeah, please, Yeah, I think we all want to know God. God,
- 11:36Speaker 1: thank you, and somebody finally gave us a reaction.
- 11:39Speaker 2: That we want to know.
- 11:40Speaker 3: He's not like he's Christian, but he's like not like
- 11:43Speaker 3: full like I would to consider him a Bible thumper,
- 11:45Speaker 3: but he's really believing in God. Now he's got kids,
- 11:47Speaker 3: the kids are going to say Hinduism or something. Kids,
- 11:49Speaker 3: You know how I mean, Jad, you have kids, the
- 11:53Speaker 3: kids to kids, I think, do fucking just change shit.
- 11:55Speaker 3: I've known Sam but got happy how the kids though
- 11:58Speaker 3: his kids are like three four, a couple of years
- 12:00Speaker 3: to figure it out then to find God? No, well
- 12:02Speaker 3: he's been kind of well he was crazy. That's why
- 12:05Speaker 3: they're all kind of That's why they're all. What's what
- 12:07Speaker 3: was the conspiracy that he found God? I don't think
- 12:08Speaker 3: he was. I think it's all of them. The thing
- 12:10Speaker 3: is here, what he quotes are what I think he
- 12:12Speaker 3: culture were not even trying to say. But like he says,
- 12:14Speaker 3: if there's evil, which we believe there's evil, right, there's evil, right,
- 12:17Speaker 3: evil people? Evil people? Then there has to be good.
- 12:20Speaker 3: There has to be a god or some type of god.
- 12:22Speaker 3: And if you believe and if he's good, take away
- 12:24Speaker 3: one on you.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I think the world's ending, bro.
- 12:28Speaker 3: You think so well?
- 12:29Speaker 2: That fool fucking religious. That's the reason why.
- 12:35Speaker 1: I do get without for it means though, because he's
- 12:38Speaker 1: one of those fools dogs that if he turns religious, bro.
- 12:41Speaker 1: And because everything that he was quote unquote considered, I
- 12:45Speaker 1: was saying it was a conspiracy, all of a sudden
- 12:47Speaker 1: is now people are like, oh shit, you were right.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Then he goes to the realization he was like, fuck, man,
- 12:52Speaker 1: all this fear came out of like this, and then
- 12:55Speaker 1: he can have his own epitome and he's like, I'm
- 12:58Speaker 1: a god person out because.
- 12:59Speaker 2: What do you do you believe it now if all
- 13:01Speaker 2: these conspiracies come to life?
- 13:02Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, all you can't believe in is hope for
- 13:04Speaker 3: something good, you know. Yeah? Yeah.
- 13:06Speaker 2: The last time I saw him at the story was
- 13:08Speaker 2: real nice, bro.
- 13:09Speaker 5: I mean I don't really know. I've never hung out
- 13:11Speaker 5: with them nothing, but it came up to me, a man,
- 13:12Speaker 5: you're doing real good. Shook my hand and hey, brother.
- 13:15Speaker 2: How you doing?
- 13:15Speaker 3: Ye?
- 13:16Speaker 5: Yeah, just appear like God fool, like you went up
- 13:19Speaker 5: the funking, Like, what happened to that food?
- 13:21Speaker 3: I mean he brought it up. Do you believe in conspiracies?
- 13:23Speaker 3: Do you go down the rabbit hole?
- 13:24Speaker 2: Flat earth?
- 13:27Speaker 3: Nothing?
- 13:28Speaker 2: It's nothing. I don't believe it, but I just don't
- 13:30Speaker 2: look for it or nothing.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Have you ever had anything that's made you question it?
- 13:33Speaker 1: Or like, have you ever had anything where you're like, fuck, man,
- 13:36Speaker 1: it's you know.
- 13:41Speaker 2: The only only thing, bro, The only thing is when
- 13:44Speaker 2: I was in high school, dog my homie.
- 13:49Speaker 5: There are some chicks, but there are some chicks I
- 13:51Speaker 5: wanted to party. I didn't want to party with these chicks, bro,
- 13:53Speaker 5: And I was one of those foods that I didn't
- 13:55Speaker 5: want to break their hearts.
- 14:00Speaker 2: It's like made food. I was like, nah, man, my
- 14:02Speaker 2: neighbor's mom died.
- 14:04Speaker 5: Dog, I have to go there with my mom and
- 14:06Speaker 5: it's gonna be like a two day day and I
- 14:08Speaker 5: can't party for a while.
- 14:10Speaker 2: And fucking a day later, that fool's mom died.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, yeah, you tell that. You said that, No, dog,
- 14:20Speaker 3: so you killed me.
- 14:21Speaker 2: But I don't know if she was.
- 14:24Speaker 1: I don't know if she was never talk about me, dog, like,
- 14:30Speaker 1: even if somebody's you know he's on who.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Yeah, over real?
- 14:37Speaker 2: You say that ship fucking around?
- 14:38Speaker 3: Bro.
- 14:39Speaker 5: I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna say everybody,
- 14:41Speaker 5: but I'm pretty sure a couple of people have said, hey, man,
- 14:43Speaker 5: I can't because someone you know, my.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Dad does that, but my moda does it differently, like
- 14:47Speaker 3: you'll call him like, let's say you call him, hey,
- 14:49Speaker 3: mar think commandas and you have a conversation and be
- 14:51Speaker 3: like almost how so and so doing? And I'll just
- 14:54Speaker 3: be like, you didn't hear he died? But fucking around,
- 14:59Speaker 3: fucking around, looking around, but he won't tell you that
- 15:01Speaker 3: that He's like, you didn't hear he dies? Oh yeah,
- 15:03Speaker 3: he died like a year or two years ago. You
- 15:04Speaker 3: should hit up his family and ship and leave it
- 15:06Speaker 3: at that. This person will go call that person and
- 15:08Speaker 3: be like, yo, I heard you were dead, and that person.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Will call my dad tell me why do you tell
- 15:11Speaker 2: people I'm dead?
- 15:12Speaker 3: Motherfucker? And then he's like, I just trying to get
- 15:14Speaker 3: a hold of you. Do so. I never I never
- 15:19Speaker 3: used a negative excuse.
- 15:20Speaker 4: I would say it was my grandma's birthday, Oh ship,
- 15:23Speaker 4: that's bromst.
- 15:25Speaker 5: Birthday is only for one day when you said, Bro, Mexicans,
- 15:30Speaker 5: we take like fucking six days.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Grandma is far away and she has ninety eight of them.
- 15:34Speaker 3: Who care?
- 15:35Speaker 2: I had ninety of them?
- 15:36Speaker 3: Whos because it could be the last one. Now that's
- 15:39Speaker 3: what you said last year. Yeah, but she didn't die,
- 15:41Speaker 3: so this could be the last one. And then you
- 15:43Speaker 3: keep getting the excuse.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Yeah that that happened, like what, but I don't I
- 15:48Speaker 2: don't know if it was a coincidence.
- 15:49Speaker 3: When you want to die, yeah, oh fucking Frederick's mom. Bro.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that is kind of scary though to find
- 15:57Speaker 1: out like that. You're kind of like, that's his way,
- 16:01Speaker 1: you know, I put it, that's his that's only Spanish
- 16:04Speaker 1: word chill. But it's like pretty god like you preach
- 16:08Speaker 1: it out and you kind of said it like yeah,
- 16:11Speaker 1: but you are quote unquote manifested it.
- 16:14Speaker 2: But did you sleep? Did you like the funny problem
- 16:17Speaker 2: did you not sleep for? Because I'll be scared for
- 16:19Speaker 2: I'd be.
- 16:19Speaker 5: Like I was scared dud because I remember going to
- 16:22Speaker 5: his house and uh, the food road on no for
- 16:26Speaker 5: his older brother. He put like, hey, my mom's in
- 16:30Speaker 5: the hospital, go to the fucking general hospital whatever was,
- 16:33Speaker 5: but leave.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Now and then and and then I went like, I
- 16:36Speaker 2: don't know if I went to.
- 16:37Speaker 5: Their house because fucking out of guilt or whatever. And
- 16:40Speaker 5: then I saw the no, I'm like, what the fuck?
- 16:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 16:44Speaker 5: Bro?
- 16:45Speaker 1: Fuck damn, Bro, that's that that's that's not guilty right Uh.
- 16:49Speaker 1: That guilty conscience right there, Bro.
- 16:50Speaker 2: I would be.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Tricking out if something like that happened, though, Bro, Like,
- 16:54Speaker 1: have you ever had deja vu or anything?
- 16:56Speaker 3: All the time? Have you had it?
- 16:57Speaker 2: Like what else happened to you?
- 16:59Speaker 3: Dejah?
- 17:00Speaker 2: Yeah, like or something like that where you're just like, fuck,
- 17:02Speaker 2: this happened and I wish.
- 17:03Speaker 3: You didn't because I think I did it. No, not
- 17:06Speaker 3: that you did it, like, but just like you because
- 17:07Speaker 3: I wish it or something that I said it? Yeah,
- 17:10Speaker 3: Have you ever had that happen to you? Specific moment
- 17:13Speaker 3: right now that I could think of that impacted me
- 17:14Speaker 3: like that.
- 17:15Speaker 1: I sometimes you'll say some shit that I anger be like, wish,
- 17:20Speaker 1: mother fucker, would you just appear?
- 17:22Speaker 2: That's not what I would say, but but ship like
- 17:26Speaker 2: that's common though, fool. I feel like a lot of
- 17:29Speaker 2: people say that, So do you okay?
- 17:30Speaker 3: Okay? So then do you believe in in this like
- 17:33Speaker 3: a sixth sense type of thing? That when you think
- 17:35Speaker 3: of someone, they call you. Sometimes it happens. You know,
- 17:37Speaker 3: you're like, oh so on something, Yeah, you get a
- 17:39Speaker 3: message from them or something. Yeah, you think that's sixth sense.
- 17:42Speaker 3: You think that's just some paranoise. I think on some
- 17:44Speaker 3: coincidence or go into this.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Type of ship too.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Though, on some mushroom level, we're all connected. Bro.
- 17:49Speaker 4: So if you give someone enough energy, you'll run into
- 17:52Speaker 4: them or you'll fucking have an experience with them.
- 17:54Speaker 2: You take mushrooms. I do, not a lot, yeah, but
- 17:58Speaker 2: I can't wait to take more, bro, Okay, Like what's
- 18:01Speaker 2: not a lot?
- 18:01Speaker 3: Like what have you done?
- 18:02Speaker 5: Like the last time I took my shoes was like
- 18:06Speaker 5: maybe like four months.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Ago, Like you're under three point five, right, I don't.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Even know what that is?
- 18:11Speaker 5: Okay, So those pills, it was pills, okay, so micro
- 18:14Speaker 5: does Yeah. But before that, the time before that, it
- 18:16Speaker 5: was straight raw.
- 18:18Speaker 2: I did that.
- 18:19Speaker 5: You chewed it or you just swallowed it both both,
- 18:22Speaker 5: But that that ship was fucking kind of like nasty
- 18:24Speaker 5: and ship dog. But I did it somebody, So I
- 18:28Speaker 5: don't know.
- 18:28Speaker 3: How did you feel? Yeah?
- 18:29Speaker 2: I was like, we'll tell you right now.
- 18:31Speaker 5: I went hiking and it was the longest hike in
- 18:33Speaker 5: my life.
- 18:35Speaker 3: I don't know, it doesn't sound like in it it
- 18:37Speaker 3: sounds like two because in eighth, eighth, eighth for your
- 18:40Speaker 3: first tedules or anything your mind, what were you thinking?
- 18:43Speaker 5: I saw like a lot of color and and fucking
- 18:46Speaker 5: I'm not I don't like taking my clothes off.
- 18:49Speaker 2: And then we went hiking and I took you might
- 18:53Speaker 2: have done three?
- 18:54Speaker 3: Done three? I'm taking that back. You might have done that. Yeah,
- 18:57Speaker 3: I was like that.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Shut would be like that's that's like, Bro, and my
- 19:01Speaker 2: hikings only like the most I've ever do, not like
- 19:03Speaker 2: the most, but they're usually a three mile hikers. My my,
- 19:06Speaker 2: my average. Bro, that day I did eight eight miles
- 19:08Speaker 2: of mushrooms.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Yeah, mushrooms or something. When you're on psychedelics, you could
- 19:13Speaker 3: just walk for days. Yeah.
- 19:15Speaker 5: Crazy, And I remember I was like, I felt good, dog,
- 19:18Speaker 5: I felt good. I didn't know what the fun crying on? No,
- 19:21Speaker 5: But I fucking ended up making out with this girl
- 19:23Speaker 5: that I did.
- 19:24Speaker 2: It with Bro.
- 19:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah we didn't.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Did you hook up all the way though, No?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Because I remember one time I had to go to
- 19:31Speaker 1: the doctor game, I fucked up out of like a
- 19:35Speaker 1: comedown of mushrooms where you're just like, fuck, I'm still
- 19:38Speaker 1: kind of on it, but there's.
- 19:40Speaker 2: A job to be done. And when you come down
- 19:44Speaker 2: you get tired of Fuck. Oh you're ready. It's like
- 19:46Speaker 2: the best sleep.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Almost, bro. It's like it's literally like do hangover the
- 19:49Speaker 3: next morning?
- 19:50Speaker 2: You know what it feels like. It feels like, you know,
- 19:52Speaker 2: when you dry out a mop. Yeah, and like you
- 19:54Speaker 2: squired all the water out and.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Then you just yeah, you talked about you talked about
- 20:00Speaker 3: making out with the chick. I gotta ask you, how
- 20:02Speaker 3: did you stuff? How did you start this love dating
- 20:05Speaker 3: show after your stand up? I don't know if it
- 20:07Speaker 3: was it was it was a accident, Doug, So how yeah,
- 20:10Speaker 3: because you obviously so anybody who doesn't know he does
- 20:12Speaker 3: stand up for what forty five first five.
- 20:15Speaker 5: Minutes for I do stand up, straight up, fucking nothing
- 20:17Speaker 5: but jokes forty five minutes. And then after that I
- 20:20Speaker 5: just fucking started to start hooking people up in the
- 20:23Speaker 5: fucking audience, like hitch like like doctor love, like hating
- 20:26Speaker 5: them together, right, yeah, like fucking hey, you want this?
- 20:29Speaker 3: Or how do you pick up? You just feel like
- 20:31Speaker 3: you just want to raise their hands up and there
- 20:33Speaker 3: because people must be coming now. For now, people come
- 20:35Speaker 3: out for that ship now now.
- 20:38Speaker 2: So fucking this dude, I guess I think it was
- 20:40Speaker 2: in San Diego.
- 20:41Speaker 3: This dude.
- 20:43Speaker 5: He said he was by himself. Somebody left him, and
- 20:46Speaker 5: I goes, does anybody want to go out with him?
- 20:49Speaker 5: And then some raise their hand and I go, come up,
- 20:51Speaker 5: come up, and I brought him up on stage and history.
- 20:55Speaker 3: And then the clip went viral and clip went viral
- 20:57Speaker 3: and then from there you were like, Yo, this is
- 20:58Speaker 3: the thing.
- 20:59Speaker 2: But I feel now, calm bro. People just people want
- 21:01Speaker 2: to see like a train wreck.
- 21:02Speaker 5: Bro. People don't want to see just stand up anymore.
- 21:05Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there's people that do. But people just
- 21:07Speaker 5: want to see other ship. Now after the pandemic, I
- 21:10Speaker 5: feel like the game changed a little bit.
- 21:11Speaker 3: It's chaos.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're going through the carrat Top era where
- 21:16Speaker 1: you need like props and they're crazy ship.
- 21:18Speaker 5: Like, I haven't seen anybody with props. No, not props,
- 21:20Speaker 5: but I'm saying like, you need the extras. It's no
- 21:22Speaker 5: longer just about it because people are at home, bro,
- 21:25Speaker 5: and they're watching it like that, you know, and they
- 21:27Speaker 5: want to see something fucking crazy?
- 21:30Speaker 3: Have you?
- 21:31Speaker 1: Willie Bartana was fighting in all the wrong years, bro,
- 21:34Speaker 1: Like like this was fighting with all like all the
- 21:37Speaker 1: all the all the big comics. They're like, hey, bro,
- 21:39Speaker 1: they like this. We used to get wild. I'm like, Bro,
- 21:42Speaker 1: he didn't when social media was around. If he was
- 21:44Speaker 1: doing that ship by when social media was around, he'd
- 21:47Speaker 1: be viral. Bro, he'd be like the Whack one hundred
- 21:49Speaker 1: in the comedy world, Like like for real, he would
- 21:53Speaker 1: the stories.
- 21:53Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, he seems a man.
- 21:54Speaker 1: A few times he's you know, he's cool, you know,
- 21:57Speaker 1: cool guy, but it's it's it's like when you're Felipe
- 21:59Speaker 1: talk about it, but you hear like Rodrigo and some
- 22:02Speaker 1: of the stories they talked about, he's like he socked
- 22:04Speaker 1: this food and all these you know WILLI yeah, hell
- 22:07Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Like I mean you see to it that was.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Will is uh funny. One of the most funniest dudes
- 22:15Speaker 2: ever out.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Dog.
- 22:17Speaker 5: He just fucking he's a different rights until he rights
- 22:20Speaker 5: and he writes, he's just a different person.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Bro.
- 22:23Speaker 5: I don't know where he gets all that fucking ship from, Dog,
- 22:26Speaker 5: but he's he's fucking he's killing the game right now, bro, Smart,
- 22:31Speaker 5: He's fucking doing he's selling out fucking theaters and he's
- 22:34Speaker 5: doing good right now.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Dog, So I got to ask you back to the
- 22:39Speaker 3: fucking doctor love ship. Yeah, have you made like some
- 22:42Speaker 3: real couples, like like have you seen them like on
- 22:44Speaker 3: Instagram or they send you the picture thank you out Fred?
- 22:47Speaker 2: Like any babies?
- 22:49Speaker 5: No, no baby, no, I know three relationships that fucking yeah. Yeah,
- 22:57Speaker 5: he always hit me up.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Whatever happened like a funk, I don't I wait for
- 23:00Speaker 2: them to write back, and then.
- 23:02Speaker 3: I don't know. I know you you've seen some ship
- 23:03Speaker 3: where people are like these foods are gonna fucking hook
- 23:06Speaker 3: up tonight, but are you that food?
- 23:08Speaker 1: Are you that food that It's like not like the
- 23:10Speaker 1: Will Smith food where like he was easy for him
- 23:12Speaker 1: to hook up people, but then when he when it
- 23:15Speaker 1: was time for him to get like that, you know,
- 23:16Speaker 1: like his chick, He's like, it just don't work out
- 23:19Speaker 1: for me though.
- 23:19Speaker 5: I just I'm for other people, like are you married
- 23:21Speaker 5: or I'm not married, but I'm I'm seeing somebody. But
- 23:25Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to hook up with somebody like like
- 23:27Speaker 5: that way on stage because I feel like it's kind
- 23:30Speaker 5: of cheesy.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Well, you get some fine chicks, but then you get
- 23:33Speaker 3: some a couple of times where I'm like, bro, bro
- 23:38Speaker 3: looking for love, Like she's out here.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Come on, dog, Bro. I was like, come on, everybody.
- 23:44Speaker 5: Everybody wants fucking the hook up with somebody.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Bro.
- 23:47Speaker 5: Everybody wants to either they just want a one night
- 23:50Speaker 5: stand or they want a relationship, cold horny dog.
- 23:54Speaker 3: So then what are you ask him? What's the run down?
- 23:56Speaker 3: How do you start this? Love? Bro?
- 23:57Speaker 2: I don't ask him ship. I'm like, who wants the
- 23:59Speaker 2: hook up?
- 24:00Speaker 3: Up?
- 24:00Speaker 5: And then they come up on stage, they fucking do
- 24:02Speaker 5: their magic and then I make them fucking dance.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Who wants to hook up?
- 24:10Speaker 3: Hey?
- 24:10Speaker 1: Okay, look, I'm gonna bring this like this is straight
- 24:13Speaker 1: up like like fools out there that don't have no game, Dog,
- 24:16Speaker 1: and you like this is like this is what you
- 24:19Speaker 1: should do out there if you've been wanting to take
- 24:21Speaker 1: somebody out on a date.
- 24:22Speaker 2: So fucking bad bro that you're like, I don't know
- 24:25Speaker 2: if she likes me. I kind of do. I don't know.
- 24:27Speaker 1: You'll find out that Alfred Robin show. Bro like that show,
- 24:30Speaker 1: buy tickets. But hey, you ever been to a comedy show?
- 24:32Speaker 2: Oh you haven't? Oh damn, we should go to this.
- 24:34Speaker 1: When I heard this guy's funny, he's hilarious and that,
- 24:37Speaker 1: and then be like, oh then sure enough, like oh yeah,
- 24:40Speaker 1: and even if she's on you, but they'll never pick us, bro.
- 24:42Speaker 1: We just started to have a good time, and then
- 24:44Speaker 1: you know, d m Alfred real quick, or get his
- 24:47Speaker 1: attention or do something.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Sure enough, dog, he can help out, he can help
- 24:52Speaker 2: your game.
- 24:53Speaker 5: The thing also, too, is that I only do I
- 24:57Speaker 5: don't like, I don't pick anybody out. When they come up,
- 25:00Speaker 5: they come up, you know, So I don't choose anybody.
- 25:02Speaker 3: So you can get like you if every if you
- 25:04Speaker 3: can get thirty people up there, you kind of yeah,
- 25:06Speaker 3: but you've had a world rumble.
- 25:09Speaker 5: One time I had like it was a small stage, bro,
- 25:11Speaker 5: and I had like twelve fucking twelve or fifteen people
- 25:14Speaker 5: up that way.
- 25:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes they gets out of a ham.
- 25:17Speaker 3: Bro because that's the same. And then that and then
- 25:19Speaker 3: they've been drinking because you say you do something drinking,
- 25:22Speaker 3: they've been drinking.
- 25:22Speaker 5: They're having a good time. And then when there's a
- 25:24Speaker 5: lot of people, I let the crowd, I go, hey,
- 25:26Speaker 5: who do you want me to.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Kick them out?
- 25:27Speaker 2: And then I let them choose. So I'm never the
- 25:29Speaker 2: bad person.
- 25:29Speaker 5: It's always like the crowd and like, hey, well the
- 25:32Speaker 5: crowd doesn't watch you brown, you know. So that that's
- 25:36Speaker 5: the way I get kind of like fail away. Yeah yeah,
- 25:38Speaker 5: like that, that's how I get rid of some of
- 25:40Speaker 5: the people up there.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Dog.
- 25:42Speaker 2: But it's always a good time, bro, It's always a
- 25:43Speaker 2: good time. They have a good time.
- 25:44Speaker 5: And that's the main thing, Bro, is them enjoying them
- 25:47Speaker 5: and not me not forcingying like that.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Are you doing this before you got with your significant other? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
- 25:54Speaker 2: so like how long has your relationship been? Well, we
- 25:56Speaker 2: just started seeing each other like recently okay, oh saw
- 25:59Speaker 2: something they knew?
- 26:00Speaker 5: Yeah something okay, yeah, sure, yeah, but I was engaged, Bro,
- 26:04Speaker 5: I was engaged.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Called her up there. So he's like no, no, He's like,
- 26:09Speaker 2: you go back to stare you know, that'd be me.
- 26:11Speaker 3: While I'm doing stay standing stand up, I'm like, which
- 26:14Speaker 3: was which am I gonna pull up here for tonight?
- 26:17Speaker 5: Last last week last week we were in we were
- 26:20Speaker 5: in Santa Barbara and this girl she was sitting like
- 26:23Speaker 5: front row. She was like, I'll let my husband, I'll
- 26:25Speaker 5: get my husband a pass, let him go up there.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Oh wow. And I was like, are you shucking cook
- 26:30Speaker 2: ship broy, Yeah, let him go up there. So the husband,
- 26:34Speaker 2: fucking the husband came up.
- 26:35Speaker 5: And then uh, I picked like I was like trying
- 26:38Speaker 5: to ask the girl's question, and and I picked the
- 26:40Speaker 5: one that was to me. I thought it was the
- 26:41Speaker 5: craziest one, and she was. She gave that full fucking
- 26:44Speaker 5: lap dance, Doug.
- 26:46Speaker 3: She was a home record knowing that the wife was there.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Because I would.
- 26:53Speaker 5: And then I did a three some that had threesome
- 26:55Speaker 5: that three so and then this is what I did, was, well,
- 26:57Speaker 5: you know what, fucking this whoe got down, why you
- 27:00Speaker 5: come up?
- 27:00Speaker 3: And then the wife came up.
- 27:02Speaker 2: The wife came up. I sat her down.
- 27:04Speaker 5: My homie who was who was a comedian as well,
- 27:07Speaker 5: name is Daniel Cabra. Daniel Cabral is a big dude,
- 27:09Speaker 5: buff guy, and make that food come out. Came out
- 27:12Speaker 5: and he was giving her lap dance.
- 27:13Speaker 2: He took his shirt off. That chick was all feeling
- 27:16Speaker 2: on him or like them dog.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Might have fucking started something.
- 27:21Speaker 2: It was all that, bro.
- 27:22Speaker 3: It was all them swinging. Now, it was all them
- 27:25Speaker 3: broad I just thinking more divorced, But I guess they're swinging.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Some people are into crazy ship bro, like now more
- 27:31Speaker 1: than ever. Like, foods would just be like, hey, if
- 27:33Speaker 1: I like the I like that you fucking do this
- 27:36Speaker 1: this and that I'm into that. Like, foods are just
- 27:38Speaker 1: open about everything.
- 27:39Speaker 3: Bro.
- 27:40Speaker 2: It's a crazy ass fucking people into some crazy ass
- 27:42Speaker 2: ship these days. Yeah, back in the days, people will
- 27:44Speaker 2: be all shy huh.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Oh like the history of sexuality bro like or like
- 27:49Speaker 1: or like sex bro Like it was an era where
- 27:51Speaker 1: foods used to fuck with a blanket on top of
- 27:53Speaker 1: a bitch dog. I think it's still like that food
- 27:57Speaker 1: school compansinos are just right there.
- 27:58Speaker 5: He was like, no vehicle, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they on fuckings.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I still feel like it's sill. Put the
- 28:04Speaker 2: little hole in the blanket dog.
- 28:07Speaker 3: You're telling me you couldn't do this show ten years ago.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Well know, I think ten years and ten years ago
- 28:13Speaker 2: this show, this show would have been crazier.
- 28:16Speaker 3: Less cameras, right, Yeah, yeah, crazier thousand and one people
- 28:21Speaker 3: would have done. People are doing stupid ship back and
- 28:23Speaker 3: everyone everything has been recorded all the time. Yeah, it
- 28:26Speaker 3: would have been It would have been crazy, so much
- 28:28Speaker 3: more cheating because now you're like someone's gonna record me
- 28:30Speaker 3: che on my wife. Yeah, and now you don't go
- 28:32Speaker 3: up there.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Remember lamar lam got caught up?
- 28:35Speaker 3: How do you get caught up?
- 28:36Speaker 2: Remember?
- 28:37Speaker 1: Like I was like, it was this restaurant footage. That's
- 28:39Speaker 1: just crazy, bro, Like I think all that ship stopped
- 28:42Speaker 1: with restaurants because like they eventually we got sued for
- 28:45Speaker 1: that ship.
- 28:46Speaker 2: You can't be a restaurant.
- 28:47Speaker 1: And then you're like, hey, bro, Michael Jordan's in here
- 28:49Speaker 1: getting his dig soked, you know what I mean. And
- 28:50Speaker 1: then and then you tell that footage to fucking uh
- 28:53Speaker 1: to the TMZ and then they're like, bro, I can't
- 28:56Speaker 1: trust this place no more.
- 28:57Speaker 2: I think that's that's why back in the day is
- 28:58Speaker 2: remember when you used to run a red light?
- 29:00Speaker 5: Uh, they used to take a when they took the picture,
- 29:02Speaker 5: it was always a picture of the person driving, and
- 29:05Speaker 5: the picture next the person next to the writing shotgun.
- 29:08Speaker 5: And that's how fucking that's what happened. Is who got
- 29:10Speaker 5: a ticket and the wife saw the ticket and fucking
- 29:13Speaker 5: divorced that food.
- 29:14Speaker 2: And then that fool slewed the city and now the
- 29:17Speaker 2: where the city you're in it they blur out the
- 29:18Speaker 2: person next to you.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Now, oh damn, that's crazy. Yeah, you know it's another
- 29:25Speaker 3: one I think this guy sued this restaurant. You know
- 29:27Speaker 3: how restaurants take pictures of you with the fishbowl. Oh,
- 29:30Speaker 3: they put the picture of him with the fishbowl with
- 29:32Speaker 3: the bitch he was at on the main picture. And
- 29:34Speaker 3: this dumb ass takes his family to the same restaurant.
- 29:36Speaker 3: He takes the sidebitch at. His fucking wife saw it,
- 29:40Speaker 3: divorce everything. He sued the restaurant. But it's that thing
- 29:43Speaker 3: where like, what do you see the restaurant for snitching? Snitching?
- 29:48Speaker 2: I don't know, I'd never been a restaurant with the
- 29:50Speaker 2: fishbowl fool fishball. Did you say they were holding up.
- 29:54Speaker 3: A what like a fishbowl? It was? I was just
- 29:56Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't remember what the picture was.
- 29:57Speaker 3: I never saw I heard the story. I'm trying to say.
- 29:59Speaker 3: It's like whatever, whatever is bigger, whatever's big restaurants? Yeah,
- 30:04Speaker 3: if you know what, you know the fishbowl and alcohol
- 30:06Speaker 3: thing where it's like like eight people can drink out
- 30:09Speaker 3: of the fishbowl. You order fishbowl, a huge crab, you
- 30:11Speaker 3: can hold up the lobster, some bullshit like that. You
- 30:15Speaker 3: do all you can eat free zone.
- 30:16Speaker 2: You'd be doing like all white girl activities.
- 30:19Speaker 3: I did White girls I used to say white girls. Yeah.
- 30:21Speaker 2: So like he's like, yeah, I go to Sharkis, drink
- 30:24Speaker 2: off the shark tank.
- 30:26Speaker 3: That's the fish, that's the fishbowl for sure. They have Sharky's.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, like confused, what the fucking fishbowl? You were
- 30:34Speaker 2: holding it up? He when's the last time you got high?
- 30:38Speaker 2: When's it like.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Looking right now? Dog? That's just high.
- 30:41Speaker 2: It's just burning my fucking throat.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Dog, I got water, but like you don't smoke, like
- 30:49Speaker 1: because nothing will stole away?
- 30:51Speaker 3: Or what.
- 30:53Speaker 5: The last time I got high was? I think it
- 30:58Speaker 5: was like two years ago. I did a show with
- 31:00Speaker 5: Ralph Barbosa and Chappelle showed up. Oh sick, yeah, little
- 31:05Speaker 5: ja around and I was like, I'm gonna smoke. We
- 31:08Speaker 5: all hit it right now.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, that's kind of legendary.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Chappell passed your joint yea, Yeah, that was it.
- 31:16Speaker 2: What there's a fake Chappelle.
- 31:19Speaker 3: He's cloned what when he went to Africa? They cloned
- 31:22Speaker 3: the whole ship?
- 31:23Speaker 4: Really on the Street, Sam Triple episode Conspiracy, You guys
- 31:26Speaker 4: should get Chappelle on the podcast to talk about.
- 31:29Speaker 1: How would you find out if he ever comes to
- 31:30Speaker 1: the smoke box? You think they'd be able to away
- 31:32Speaker 1: up with you to find out DNA.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Joint damn.
- 31:38Speaker 2: So I just don't. What about the clone food? The
- 31:39Speaker 2: clone food doesn't have DNA.
- 31:41Speaker 3: See it has the same DNA. Yeah, it might have
- 31:43Speaker 3: the same DNA, same person.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't.
- 31:47Speaker 3: I don't. I don't.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Do you believe it? Do you believe in stuff like that?
- 31:50Speaker 2: That cloning food?
- 31:51Speaker 1: Hell?
- 31:51Speaker 3: Not fool You don't think the I think like.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Down for like regular people like us, bro, I don't think.
- 31:57Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think they could clone us?
- 31:59Speaker 3: Who how yeah?
- 32:03Speaker 2: Yeah? How are they gonna do it? Like they create?
- 32:05Speaker 3: Do they put you like in a room or or
- 32:08Speaker 3: an outfit? You don't think they can change that. You
- 32:09Speaker 3: don't think you can make someone look like someone else.
- 32:12Speaker 3: I'm not saying like a clone, but like you're.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Not saying like it's gonna come out like a Plato factory,
- 32:15Speaker 1: like or like the food from fucking I'm just a terminator.
- 32:18Speaker 2: It's going to form out of nowhere.
- 32:19Speaker 1: But I think you're like you could like inseminate like
- 32:21Speaker 1: a bitch and then like and then like like maybe
- 32:24Speaker 1: once the baby is born, that's like your clone, right.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Clone dogs I've seen that ship too.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. But like you said, like
- 32:32Speaker 2: uh like like like face off type of ship or what.
- 32:37Speaker 3: I I don't think not yet. Like you're talking about
- 32:41Speaker 3: like how like like how clone there's a different Biden,
- 32:46Speaker 3: different Biden. That's what I'm saying. I think it's probably
- 32:47Speaker 3: just guys wearing masks. That's what I'm saying.
- 32:49Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They're just I've never heard that ship, dog,
- 32:52Speaker 2: but you've.
- 32:53Speaker 3: Never heard that they might be more than one Biden. Dude,
- 32:56Speaker 3: I need to I need to see your algorithm.
- 32:58Speaker 2: You're the people.
- 32:59Speaker 3: I need to know their algorithm, Like, don't fla get
- 33:03Speaker 3: him flagged. I to see what's his algorithm because my
- 33:07Speaker 3: algorithm is just is fucking little fools.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Bro Midgets like to talking about loves.
- 33:16Speaker 3: He wants to buy one legit. He wants you.
- 33:20Speaker 5: He's look looking the red one for clone them little
- 33:22Speaker 5: food Yeah dog, he like hospital yeah yeah.
- 33:27Speaker 3: He's like when Mike Tyson picked him up and thought
- 33:30Speaker 3: he was so he kissed hey.
- 33:35Speaker 5: So like there was a there was a guy he
- 33:39Speaker 5: used to work at the Glendow Galleria back in the days.
- 33:42Speaker 2: I don't know if he still does.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Right when I started doing comedy, and there was like
- 33:47Speaker 5: a liquor store inside the galleria and there was a little.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Dude but he was like was he like the big
- 33:54Speaker 2: headed midges. He was just a little dude, a little
- 33:57Speaker 2: a little old guy. By the Fever twenty one.
- 34:01Speaker 5: No, kind of like bro, the food courts at there
- 34:04Speaker 5: was like a there was like a liquor store. They
- 34:05Speaker 5: sold like lottery tickets and just like water.
- 34:07Speaker 2: By the McDonald's.
- 34:08Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 34:08Speaker 5: It was by the food court and it was it
- 34:10Speaker 5: was a little dude, Bro, little dude fucking small hairs.
- 34:13Speaker 2: It was looked like a normal guy's uh, normal looking dudes.
- 34:17Speaker 2: But he was just skinny and just chop away and
- 34:20Speaker 2: he used to wear a suit.
- 34:22Speaker 3: I used to go fucking stalk that little food.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Just follow that little dude around.
- 34:28Speaker 5: Bro.
- 34:28Speaker 1: He had a little briefcase food and it's like regular
- 34:32Speaker 1: briefcase so it looks like yeah, it's like Jumpo is
- 34:35Speaker 1: fuious to me. It was like the funniest fucking ship ever.
- 34:39Speaker 1: It is the funniest ship ever. Dog Like little people
- 34:41Speaker 1: are the best God's punchlines.
- 34:43Speaker 5: I used to call my I used to call my homie, Uh,
- 34:46Speaker 5: he lived in Silver Lake, and I used to tell
- 34:47Speaker 5: that food, Hey, bro, let's go to galleria.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Go follow that little dude. So we followed that food
- 34:52Speaker 2: and he got mad.
- 34:53Speaker 5: He caught us off for sure, and then that food
- 34:56Speaker 5: started like doing kicks out up like.
- 34:58Speaker 2: That who was getting aggressive dog?
- 35:00Speaker 1: One time we had a midget on here too, like well,
- 35:02Speaker 1: you know it's great, Like we were so happy it
- 35:05Speaker 1: was his name. You know, he got aggressive after he
- 35:08Speaker 1: started drinking, like he's like it was like a gremlin.
- 35:10Speaker 2: You just can't give him like yeah, like I forgot
- 35:15Speaker 2: what his name was, but he starts with the n yeah,
- 35:17Speaker 2: like but he was cool, right, like he was at
- 35:19Speaker 2: first he was yeah, Nathan, Yeah he was.
- 35:21Speaker 3: He was the chunky food yeah.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Those videos.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Yeah, So like you know, at first it was all cool, right,
- 35:29Speaker 1: and then he was like you know, he he gets
- 35:32Speaker 1: all comfortable right. Then he's like, yeah, yeah, I could
- 35:34Speaker 1: drink Hennessy right, and I'm just like, you know, I'm
- 35:36Speaker 1: like you're old enough food, you know, like joking around it.
- 35:38Speaker 1: And then he's like he starts to keep drinking and
- 35:40Speaker 1: then he gets like buzz. Then he's like pounding food.
- 35:43Speaker 1: But because but we're we're we pound like that because
- 35:46Speaker 1: we drink like that on a regular So he's just like, yeah,
- 35:49Speaker 1: another one, another one, another one, and then eventually he
- 35:52Speaker 1: starts getting really lit and then he's trying. He just
- 35:54Speaker 1: like keeps trying to snatch the fucking joint out of
- 35:56Speaker 1: my mouth. And I'm just like chill, like like like.
- 35:59Speaker 2: You know, like like I'm just like, like, are you
- 36:01Speaker 2: guys sitting down?
- 36:02Speaker 3: He was. We were just live on air.
- 36:04Speaker 2: It was like it was like he was sitting right here.
- 36:07Speaker 2: It was I forgot the long long m.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Like yeah, and I backed up and then because you know,
- 36:12Speaker 1: he's like, you know, he's kind of stubby, so but yeah,
- 36:14Speaker 1: like and I was just like chall food and then
- 36:16Speaker 1: I'm looking at like the foods that he's with.
- 36:18Speaker 2: I was like full handle him, you know, like like
- 36:20Speaker 2: the show's live.
- 36:21Speaker 3: But yeah, and we had a time to leave. You know,
- 36:24Speaker 3: we didn't tell him no no no no no no
- 36:25Speaker 3: no no, because we kind of wanted to do blow
- 36:27Speaker 3: up and we're scared to give it to him because
- 36:29Speaker 3: he asked us if we had something. I was like, brother,
- 36:31Speaker 3: I was like, we gave him here, that's gonna look bad.
- 36:35Speaker 3: We didn't give this ball dog half a line, a
- 36:37Speaker 3: little one.
- 36:38Speaker 2: We're in there leave.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Were you guys pushing his buttons?
- 36:41Speaker 2: Well?
- 36:41Speaker 1: First, yeah, first of all, anybody could have died, but
- 36:44Speaker 1: thank god we didn't.
- 36:45Speaker 2: But yeah, it was it was quite the time. But
- 36:49Speaker 2: that's the only time we've had A a lot of
- 36:51Speaker 2: them are cool with being called midget.
- 36:52Speaker 5: You know.
- 36:53Speaker 2: He was cool with it. Yeah, he was cool.
- 36:55Speaker 3: He gave it.
- 36:56Speaker 1: It's like when you meet like like a gay person's
- 36:58Speaker 1: cool with you call him that for but is that
- 37:00Speaker 1: what does he consider like a little prison or or
- 37:02Speaker 1: or because I think there's a requirement, bro. I think
- 37:05Speaker 1: like like there's like there's a cap. There's like a
- 37:07Speaker 1: midget cap, bro, Like, are you gonna like you like
- 37:11Speaker 1: I think, know, like this is the cap I think
- 37:13Speaker 1: barely makes nine.
- 37:14Speaker 3: It's four nine or four eight. And he's almost pissed.
- 37:17Speaker 3: I told him what we had a midget on who
- 37:19Speaker 3: came in and was like you barely a midget man?
- 37:24Speaker 1: Because I wanted like a hospital I want, you know,
- 37:26Speaker 1: one that was like you can put on his shoulder,
- 37:28Speaker 1: like the one that used to be on the He
- 37:30Speaker 1: was like what.
- 37:33Speaker 7: It was like, that's just like a short ass homie dog.
- 37:36Speaker 7: I bone chicks as moll chill. That's that's not gonna age.
- 37:40Speaker 7: Well like like I said, you said that, not me, yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 7: but like yeah no, like like the I want to say,
- 37:50Speaker 7: like the shorter the midget, the harder it is to
- 37:53Speaker 7: like to come across.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Or like it's funny, you know what he said was
- 37:57Speaker 3: he had this cracking this up when he said yeah,
- 38:00Speaker 3: oh yeah.
- 38:00Speaker 1: The funniest shit was because we were asking him because
- 38:03Speaker 1: he was cool with us talking about the shortest right
- 38:06Speaker 1: and like and then I was just like a fool,
- 38:08Speaker 1: so like what's up? Like were you like a major
- 38:10Speaker 1: from the beginning? And then and then he was like
- 38:13Speaker 1: what happened to like you know, like he was like
- 38:15Speaker 1: he was like how did you find out? You know,
- 38:16Speaker 1: because you have to find out, like you know, you're
- 38:18Speaker 1: a baby. Obviously everybody's small with their baby. And then
- 38:20Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, bro, he's like the truth hit me.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Like at like sixth grade, he was like, he's like
- 38:26Speaker 1: I joined the basketball team one semester. He was like,
- 38:29Speaker 1: everybody was my height, and then when I came back,
- 38:32Speaker 1: everybody went through the girl spurt. And then he said
- 38:34Speaker 1: that he was looking around he was like, fuck, bro,
- 38:37Speaker 1: this is like way too tall, bro, Like why is this?
- 38:39Speaker 1: Why are they with that tall?
- 38:41Speaker 2: And he was still ready to play, and the coach
- 38:43Speaker 2: was like, you're a major dog.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Imagine how you find out your coach dog, your basketball coach?
- 38:52Speaker 1: You a midge, not a doctor parent. We got to
- 38:57Speaker 1: get like a Vern Troy type of madju Like that's cool, bro, this.
- 39:00Speaker 3: Was this was all about it. He pople full showed
- 39:02Speaker 3: up at Mercedes, he said, and then I was like,
- 39:04Speaker 3: how you eat that?
- 39:07Speaker 2: First of all, I didn't know midges could drive, Like
- 39:09Speaker 2: two years ago they could. They had like special ship
- 39:12Speaker 2: in the.
- 39:12Speaker 3: Car, bro, drive did you have to go for any
- 39:17Speaker 3: other baby now on normal size?
- 39:19Speaker 1: I honestly, I honestly wanted to ask him to come
- 39:22Speaker 1: back because I'm just like yo. I was like, how
- 39:24Speaker 1: come you didn't like because little people got a lot
- 39:26Speaker 1: of sucking, like like they got.
- 39:29Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, bro, those.
- 39:30Speaker 3: Fool stand up to drive, you know? Yeah?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Bro, like straight up brothers here.
- 39:35Speaker 5: You know.
- 39:35Speaker 2: They had major bowling for my birthday. That's what I want?
- 39:37Speaker 3: Bro? What the fuck did you mentioned bowling? Yeah? Like
- 39:42Speaker 3: you want to bowl? You want to bowl around a
- 39:44Speaker 3: bunch of pins? Yeah?
- 39:46Speaker 2: Major other pins ship?
- 39:48Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 39:49Speaker 2: Or like you tossed Madge tossing.
- 39:50Speaker 3: Sorry, that's some Wolf of Wall Street ship.
- 39:53Speaker 2: That's some that's a real thing.
- 39:54Speaker 3: You can pay to do that.
- 39:55Speaker 2: I would. I mean, come on that dude. What was
- 39:58Speaker 2: the heavy fish? Was heavy?
- 40:01Speaker 3: Bro?
- 40:01Speaker 2: Was here with you guys, he was heavy, Nathan. Yeah,
- 40:04Speaker 2: that's some sunny.
- 40:05Speaker 3: You can't do that.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Yeah, like a regular I Midge is like a happy meal.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Like Nathan's like the remember when they made the Mighty
- 40:12Speaker 1: Kids Meal.
- 40:13Speaker 2: It's like a little bit bigger Bro. But he's still
- 40:14Speaker 2: considered like what Nathan dog.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, But we were for a while, Bro, Like
- 40:24Speaker 1: I just kept putting it out there. I was like, please, man,
- 40:25Speaker 1: I'm looking for like third Midge of co host get
- 40:28Speaker 1: no bites. That's because it's the whole thing. They have
- 40:31Speaker 1: to be cool with it, Bro. But you think it
- 40:34Speaker 1: you think it's Do you think it's offensive for this
- 40:36Speaker 1: fools dot? You think it's like for you know how,
- 40:38Speaker 1: like you can't call a gay person the F word.
- 40:41Speaker 1: That's like them, that's like the N word for them.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they get offended. That's the N
- 40:46Speaker 2: word to them.
- 40:46Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the N word, but I
- 40:48Speaker 5: feel like they get offended, but also too, they get
- 40:50Speaker 5: offended if you stare at them too, dog.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Like, well what do we do? What do you and
- 40:59Speaker 3: like lated or something that's the same ship, this will
- 41:02Speaker 3: say what do we do we do?
- 41:05Speaker 1: But when I went to Japan, dog, I mean me
- 41:07Speaker 1: and I found one, bro, but like me and my
- 41:09Speaker 1: me and my lady. Like I was coming out the
- 41:11Speaker 1: subway and I was like, hold on, follow me, and
- 41:13Speaker 1: I just like she's like, what the fuck are you?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Following full in a north face coat and I was
- 41:18Speaker 1: like this what you need the major dog? Never I
- 41:20Speaker 1: was like, I've never seen one of Japan Bro, And
- 41:23Speaker 1: following him, I was like fucking little man, big city dog, briefcase,
- 41:26Speaker 1: long ass coat, just doing fucking big things.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Dogs.
- 41:30Speaker 3: They make them in every size and color. Brother, We're
- 41:32Speaker 3: not size, but I mean racial color.
- 41:36Speaker 1: They got Indian madges in Canada, of course, Bro, Canada
- 41:40Speaker 1: is a big like Indian population.
- 41:42Speaker 3: There's an Indian digit all over the world. That's how
- 41:44Speaker 3: far Indian people have gone. There's at least one midget
- 41:47Speaker 3: on every continent. Tell them about your shark.
- 41:48Speaker 1: That was seven eleven for sure. That like for that,
- 41:51Speaker 1: like I had like an Indian major where I could
- 41:52Speaker 1: go every day and just like chop it up with.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Him, tell them about your shark tank, on about the
- 41:57Speaker 3: little communities.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Small real estate for little people like that idea is
- 42:04Speaker 2: not to pitch.
- 42:04Speaker 3: A shark tank like in front of Lorry and I
- 42:07Speaker 3: ain't not fucking what's his name? Mark Cuban?
- 42:10Speaker 1: Cuban because look for thinking about it, bro, like the area.
- 42:13Speaker 1: It sounds insensitive, but think about it, bro, like those
- 42:15Speaker 1: ones need that special device to drive, you know what
- 42:18Speaker 1: I mean? I was like, what the fuck is that
- 42:20Speaker 1: we gonna do with like a high ceiling house, Bro,
- 42:22Speaker 1: he doesn't really need that much space.
- 42:23Speaker 2: I never seen like, uh, consider it right. I never
- 42:28Speaker 2: seen a couple like a little person with another little person.
- 42:31Speaker 2: It's always like a little person with a taller person.
- 42:34Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to level up. You wouldn't want to
- 42:36Speaker 3: level up if you were small, you wouldn't want to
- 42:38Speaker 3: You you date a chick like you?
- 42:43Speaker 2: Oh no?
- 42:43Speaker 3: If you holding hands like this, you see that's awkward
- 42:48Speaker 3: as a man on a sock. So I don't know
- 42:51Speaker 3: to pick you up honestly, as Ada you're magic?
- 42:55Speaker 2: Would you date?
- 42:55Speaker 3: Would you date in your height? Ranger? Would you go
- 42:58Speaker 3: up there and try to get like like a real person,
- 43:01Speaker 3: you'd be an exotic.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Major because you'd be like Indian hand major.
- 43:04Speaker 3: You don't know, I don't know, I want to get it.
- 43:07Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think everybody wants something different,
- 43:09Speaker 3: you know, so I think I'd probably go for that.
- 43:11Speaker 3: That's already different though, but but it's the same to you.
- 43:16Speaker 2: There's also like tiers of midgets too, bro, Like there's dwarves.
- 43:19Speaker 2: There's like uh.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Levels, there is like you know how they have like
- 43:24Speaker 1: a chart you go to the vat, which is like
- 43:26Speaker 1: but like there's different, like I've seen the chart for
- 43:28Speaker 1: like midgets, bro, where like okay, okay, when you go
- 43:33Speaker 1: to the chiropractor and you see the chart of your
- 43:35Speaker 1: body types and you have a bad back, they have
- 43:37Speaker 1: a chart like that for midgetes and it starts to
- 43:39Speaker 1: like dwarfism and dwarves are like the smallest ones, Like
- 43:42Speaker 1: that fool could be like the size of your chair
- 43:43Speaker 1: for like right here, and they're just like damn for
- 43:45Speaker 1: imagine how small that little fool stomach is, you know
- 43:48Speaker 1: what I mean, like his organs or his heart, bro,
- 43:51Speaker 1: Like that's just like small because the hands are like
- 43:52Speaker 1: fucking small.
- 43:53Speaker 2: It's like, hell, he can walk around the table like
- 43:55Speaker 2: the fool in the Freaks movie back in the day.
- 43:58Speaker 2: And those are daily site where dating cell with little people.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Bro.
- 44:01Speaker 3: I think when you get too tall or too short,
- 44:02Speaker 3: it's hard to walk and ship.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Yeah, this dating site, you gotta be short. I don't know, Like,
- 44:08Speaker 2: if you gotta finish, can you sign up that you could.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Go on there and be like he could go in
- 44:12Speaker 1: there and be like looking for a major to take.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Me to poundt. That's fucking crazy, dog. That's man.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Man. I hope that one day just shows up to
- 44:25Speaker 3: your dating show looking for love.
- 44:30Speaker 1: He's like anybody got a little crush on him. You
- 44:34Speaker 1: would make all the puns that they want.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, be like oh man.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I would be like, all right, hold on before we
- 44:40Speaker 1: start to show up. Hell yeah, person up on stage.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Bro, you have a good one, right, you know? Straight
- 44:50Speaker 2: damn bro, NonStop.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Bro.
- 44:52Speaker 2: It would be like the Cartman episode, remember south Park?
- 44:55Speaker 2: South Park.
- 44:56Speaker 1: No, it's like an episode where Cartman can't contain themselves
- 44:59Speaker 1: because like he it's like a major speaker that comes
- 45:01Speaker 1: into the.
- 45:05Speaker 2: That's how some mean. Okay, look, there's a classification.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Of majes bro, like the whole thing when they have
- 45:10Speaker 1: a super big like side duck forehead, you know what
- 45:13Speaker 1: I mean?
- 45:13Speaker 2: Like that ship's like because of like the fucking brain, bro,
- 45:16Speaker 2: like the cranium.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Bro it we're gonna get canceled YouTube.
- 45:19Speaker 2: What but by talking about the anatomy or physics.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Oh now that now we're misinformation now or what they
- 45:27Speaker 3: call us medical misinformation or something like that. Yeah, stop
- 45:31Speaker 3: giving medical advices.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Too much information, bro, And we do get too much.
- 45:36Speaker 3: We get so much information thrown thrown at us every day,
- 45:39Speaker 3: new ship all the time. You know, Earth has a
- 45:41Speaker 3: second moon, right now?
- 45:42Speaker 2: What's that all about?
- 45:45Speaker 3: What is it? I just found out about two weeks
- 45:47Speaker 3: ago that second moon.
- 45:48Speaker 2: Is that that it got clone?
- 45:52Speaker 3: What happened? Or you guys gonna talk about this? You
- 45:55Speaker 3: don't know that.
- 45:56Speaker 2: I don't believe.
- 45:56Speaker 3: That's why I don't believe we landed on the moon,
- 45:58Speaker 3: because they didn't even know. They don't even we have
- 46:00Speaker 3: two But we landed on one moons people exactly, and
- 46:04Speaker 3: just showed up. You know how you sometimes you watch
- 46:06Speaker 3: the Discovery Channel or any of those channels and they
- 46:10Speaker 3: tell you like, oh, there's a planet here and so on,
- 46:12Speaker 3: this is the temperature of it, and blah blah, Like
- 46:14Speaker 3: those shows will be like they know all that, but
- 46:16Speaker 3: they didn't know there's the second moon right next to
- 46:18Speaker 3: our moon.
- 46:18Speaker 2: Whether it'd be like years ago, many people said there
- 46:21Speaker 2: was another planet it X Yeah, like it's existed, and
- 46:26Speaker 2: so nobody knew about this moon.
- 46:27Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying.
- 46:29Speaker 1: First of all, Like the way you're gonna get people
- 46:31Speaker 1: to believe it is if you see two of them
- 46:32Speaker 1: next to each other, Like if that ship is too
- 46:35Speaker 1: far enough for us to see humans, they gonna give you.
- 46:37Speaker 3: We'll see it, they said. So it's like it's the
- 46:39Speaker 3: size of a school bus or something. It's tiny magic
- 46:42Speaker 3: school bus dog.
- 46:45Speaker 2: That show was tight.
- 46:46Speaker 5: Fuck if he's still working with Fluffy, No, bro, I
- 46:51Speaker 5: went solo.
- 46:54Speaker 2: April last year. I'll do some shows with them, but.
- 46:59Speaker 3: Like the before noway, audiences must be crazy.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Is that just because you just wanted to go do
- 47:06Speaker 2: your own thing.
- 47:07Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I just wanted to fucking branch out see
- 47:09Speaker 5: if I could do it on my own way. I
- 47:11Speaker 5: just started fucking. I hire my my homie who films me.
- 47:15Speaker 5: I take them everywhere, and that's just started doing good.
- 47:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:18Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's sick, bro.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Like, rats on that, bro, because a lot of people
- 47:23Speaker 1: can't like, uh, it's very easy to become like you
- 47:29Speaker 1: know now what I don't want to say, like uh,
- 47:32Speaker 1: like a psyche, like a psychic, but like to be
- 47:35Speaker 1: a part of like you know, like a routine bro.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Because people that people just get happy doing the same ship.
- 47:42Speaker 5: The man why they don't want changes.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Comfortability is a bitch, bro Like and it's like the
- 47:47Speaker 1: one and that's one thing you cannot get comfortable with
- 47:49Speaker 1: because if you have a liberty to take your ship
- 47:53Speaker 1: to the next level and nobody's stopping you, why not.
- 47:55Speaker 1: That's like I literally will tell you right now, that's
- 47:58Speaker 1: how I ended up with the ship that I'm doing.
- 48:00Speaker 1: You're like, if I could have not done ship, it's
- 48:02Speaker 1: still been here and I would have been in the
- 48:04Speaker 1: same position I started with. So it's just like eventually
- 48:07Speaker 1: you put in your work and then you just keep
- 48:09Speaker 1: taking your treat you keep watering your plant.
- 48:11Speaker 2: You're like, hey, bro, my tree needs to grow troue bro.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like that's cool that you were able
- 48:14Speaker 1: to do that because you capitalize on like the audience, bro,
- 48:16Speaker 1: And like I'm sure that of course, you guys have
- 48:18Speaker 1: mutual fans. It's like, very much like this podcast has
- 48:21Speaker 1: mutual fans with the Green Thumb Show, even though this
- 48:23Speaker 1: is way more uncensored.
- 48:24Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, Bro.
- 48:25Speaker 5: In the beginning, when I when I started doing it
- 48:27Speaker 5: on my own, there was a lot of fans that
- 48:30Speaker 5: saw me with.
- 48:30Speaker 2: The Gabriel shows. But now what I do is that
- 48:34Speaker 2: I asked them a clap.
- 48:36Speaker 5: If it's your first time seeing me live, and fucking
- 48:38Speaker 5: it's always like the majority of people are new fans
- 48:41Speaker 5: and it's everybody it's ever been from social media.
- 48:43Speaker 3: Bro. That's fun. Yeah, you get to like, yeah, fuck around.
- 48:46Speaker 5: Just the crazy part is that I wanted to leave.
- 48:49Speaker 5: I wanted to branch out two years ago. So after
- 48:52Speaker 5: the Dodger Stadium show when we did when we did
- 48:54Speaker 5: the Dodger Stadium show, to me, I was like, that
- 48:57Speaker 5: was gonna be my last show. I'm gonna tell them
- 48:59Speaker 5: thank you for everything that you've done, and fucking it's
- 49:01Speaker 5: time for me to go on my own.
- 49:03Speaker 2: So that that was my plan.
- 49:05Speaker 5: Food and I had I had saved some money and
- 49:07Speaker 5: I bought him a car. Bro, I bought him a
- 49:09Speaker 5: used car, So I know, he's a big fan of Volkswagen.
- 49:13Speaker 2: So I bought him mom it was it was called
- 49:15Speaker 2: the thing. It's like a Safari car, you.
- 49:17Speaker 5: Know what I'm talking about. Yeah, So I saved some
- 49:20Speaker 5: money and I bought him that, and I was gonna
- 49:24Speaker 5: give him the car after the Dodger Stadem show. But
- 49:27Speaker 5: I was kind of scared.
- 49:28Speaker 3: Dog.
- 49:28Speaker 2: I'm like, am I making the right thing? Am Am?
- 49:30Speaker 5: I making the right decision to fucking branch out and
- 49:32Speaker 5: do ship on my own. And I was like, Nah,
- 49:35Speaker 5: maybe it's not time to leave yet. But I had
- 49:37Speaker 5: the car, and I still gave it to him, and
- 49:39Speaker 5: it looked fucking weird because I go, hey, here you go, fool,
- 49:42Speaker 5: I got you this car, and because why don't you
- 49:43Speaker 5: give it to me? Like, oh, you know, for all
- 49:45Speaker 5: the ship that you've done, bro, But I wanted to
- 49:47Speaker 5: give it to him because I was gonna leave, Dog.
- 49:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and now that you have your own thing, bro, Like,
- 49:52Speaker 1: why don't you get a midget like holes or a
- 49:58Speaker 1: maj it opener.
- 49:59Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 50:00Speaker 3: Oh oh that's just fucking that s looks classic.
- 50:04Speaker 1: That's a that those are nice, bro. That's like the
- 50:06Speaker 1: car that Bernie Mac's daughter got on the show. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 50:09Speaker 1: like bro, And that's one of my favorite fucking comedians
- 50:12Speaker 1: of all times.
- 50:13Speaker 2: Bernie Bernie mcdog.
- 50:15Speaker 1: He's he's gone too soon, ye, spoking to goddamn cigars.
- 50:20Speaker 3: You know what I love about this fucking place, California? Man,
- 50:22Speaker 3: All the cars I see no rust. All the cars
- 50:25Speaker 3: in Canada have rust on because of the snow, because
- 50:27Speaker 3: of the snow and the all. It's like, you see
- 50:30Speaker 3: vintage cars out here that no rust, Bro, Just fucking
- 50:33Speaker 3: they look garages. But it still doesn't get cold and ship. Bro,
- 50:37Speaker 3: you don't see them like this everywhere.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Because she can get icy and then it just builds
- 50:41Speaker 1: up precipitation and then you just get like, just fucking sucks.
- 50:45Speaker 3: Man. We buy a car, they always tell you to
- 50:47Speaker 3: check for rust.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Yeah it's not out here though, like if it like
- 50:50Speaker 2: it's it's important.
- 50:52Speaker 3: Just beautiful cars everywhere, beautiful old cars. You know, what
- 50:55Speaker 3: kind of car do you drive back home?
- 50:57Speaker 2: Back home?
- 50:57Speaker 3: I have a twenty nineteen BMW for for for thirty,
- 51:03Speaker 3: I X drive brand Coop Dog. It's fun drive. I
- 51:10Speaker 3: think that before that, I had a Jaguar x J
- 51:12Speaker 3: eight two thousand and five, that was fun. Two thousand
- 51:15Speaker 3: and five, two thousand and five. It was fucking old,
- 51:18Speaker 3: but it was fun.
- 51:18Speaker 2: Fucking Jaguars are dope too.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Has a fun car. You have an electric car right now? Right?
- 51:24Speaker 2: No, it's a hybrid. I just got it's real.
- 51:26Speaker 3: Electric, guys. It sounded quiet as fun.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know the hybrid. Yeah, a Prius, yeah,
- 51:32Speaker 2: and one for the new ones. The body style yeah
- 51:36Speaker 2: changed it.
- 51:36Speaker 3: Bro.
- 51:37Speaker 2: It looks kind of like a little sporty car. Bro,
- 51:39Speaker 2: it's like a little hot wheels time hybrid. It's a hybrid.
- 51:43Speaker 2: How many how many years did you work with Gabriel?
- 51:49Speaker 5: Maybe like over fifteen or or or or yeah, like
- 51:52Speaker 5: fifteen years away, so you started when that food was
- 51:55Speaker 5: like skinny, No, it was the same.
- 51:58Speaker 3: I don't think.
- 51:58Speaker 5: I think Gabriel was all the same. Maybe a little
- 52:01Speaker 5: bit thinner, but yeah yeah, well.
- 52:03Speaker 2: You know, like fluffy skinny, you know, but yeah, he
- 52:05Speaker 2: was skinnier type I met him. He was still fucking
- 52:09Speaker 2: he was fluffy.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Because like I saw a picture of like Felippe fifteen
- 52:11Speaker 1: years ago and I was like, holy ship, that's a.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Whole different person. Filippe looked dinner. Yeah, he was like thin,
- 52:16Speaker 2: and then he used to have a fae too.
- 52:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Martine had a fade too. You know, so
- 52:24Speaker 2: you work with Martine at that time too.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the ongoing joke with with how Felipe
- 52:30Speaker 1: makes fun of the way he talks, Okay, for like,
- 52:33Speaker 1: since you know Martina, did he ever talk like that?
- 52:35Speaker 3: Bro?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Why did they fucking say that? He makes it sound
- 52:37Speaker 1: like he talks like he's like you know what, Like
- 52:41Speaker 1: what did they make it sound like that?
- 52:42Speaker 5: Bro? But he doesn't his voice, he doesn't. His voice
- 52:45Speaker 5: wasn't like that. But he talked like that on stage
- 52:47Speaker 5: back in the days. Yeah, yeah, the voice was just
- 52:51Speaker 5: fucking I know Aboutini always I don't sound like that. Yeah,
- 52:56Speaker 5: but he never sounded like that. That's mister big toe himself, right.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Uh.
- 53:01Speaker 2: He has a big ass toll.
- 53:02Speaker 1: You don't fuck it like I'm talking to bro, like
- 53:04Speaker 1: this toll, Bro, Like you need like I don't even
- 53:07Speaker 1: know where you get like a nail clipper from that
- 53:09Speaker 1: size of toenail.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Bro?
- 53:10Speaker 3: You see that?
- 53:11Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro?
- 53:12Speaker 1: I see them in sandals. Bro shout out to you.
- 53:14Speaker 1: But like like kitchen scissors, Bro, like a regular nail clipper,
- 53:19Speaker 1: you need to like like layers, bro, like one then
- 53:22Speaker 1: like you cut that piece off two.
- 53:24Speaker 2: Three and then you just you can. I bet you
- 53:26Speaker 2: could hear the fucking clip clip like.
- 53:29Speaker 1: As fuck, Bro, like one of those pieces. Yeah yeah,
- 53:34Speaker 1: big ass. What has what was some of the most
- 53:37Speaker 1: memorable experience from like that ride?
- 53:38Speaker 5: Bro?
- 53:38Speaker 2: Because fifteen years of.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Touring with that for just I mean grant granted, it
- 53:42Speaker 1: always uh, it always probably wasn't the sweet ride that
- 53:46Speaker 1: it's known to be now, you know, because fifteen years
- 53:48Speaker 1: you probably went through all the changes with that phone.
- 53:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:51Speaker 5: Man, the Martine the thin bailed me out of jail, Dog,
- 53:55Speaker 5: what you don't seem like the type before? Fucking I
- 54:00Speaker 5: had a warrant in the city of the City of Glendale,
- 54:03Speaker 5: and I totally forgot, Bro. I've got to pay a
- 54:05Speaker 5: ticket and I was doing the show and uh and
- 54:07Speaker 5: now Central I was CenTra the border town, and the.
- 54:11Speaker 2: Promoter didn't pay me.
- 54:12Speaker 3: Dog.
- 54:12Speaker 5: The promoter didn't pay me, and I was getting drunk,
- 54:16Speaker 5: and I went to the gas station that was next
- 54:17Speaker 5: to my hotel room and the promoter's son was at
- 54:21Speaker 5: that gas station. Bro, and the promoter soone was smaller
- 54:23Speaker 5: than me.
- 54:23Speaker 2: So I tried grabbing that food.
- 54:25Speaker 5: Dog, and as you should back then, I was driving
- 54:28Speaker 5: the van and I was opening in the van and
- 54:31Speaker 5: I was trying to put him.
- 54:31Speaker 3: In my van. Broke kidnapping, I don't know why.
- 54:34Speaker 5: And then there was a border patrol behind me dog
- 54:38Speaker 5: and I foo saw everything the fuck are you doing?
- 54:41Speaker 5: And I was like, fuck, I don't know, bro, and
- 54:43Speaker 5: that owes me money and fucking ship like that, and uh.
- 54:47Speaker 5: He was all like, you have your driver's license and
- 54:50Speaker 5: go yeah, and I showed it to him and he
- 54:53Speaker 5: ran me and he goes, hey, you fucking have you
- 54:55Speaker 5: have a warrant in Glendale. That's what I'm gonna get
- 54:58Speaker 5: you for and he fucking uh.
- 55:01Speaker 2: And now Central they don't suck around.
- 55:03Speaker 5: Oh, and it was Imperial County, so I was in
- 55:05Speaker 5: fucking in their uh and jurisdiction and their jail right
- 55:09Speaker 5: there food and I did everything dog, and then they
- 55:12Speaker 5: put me in like in a cell with other foods
- 55:14Speaker 5: in the holding tank whatever that it's called. And then
- 55:16Speaker 5: they're like there was a phone, So I was like, fuck,
- 55:19Speaker 5: I'm gonna call fucking I called Gabriel but he didn't enter,
- 55:22Speaker 5: and I called Martin and Martine was at a I
- 55:26Speaker 5: think I got a taco spot, maybe King taco after
- 55:28Speaker 5: a Dodger game.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Bro like celebrating with his family and with his homies
- 55:32Speaker 2: or whatever. And I was like, hey, bro, fucking uh
- 55:35Speaker 2: do me a favorite dog? What happened was going on?
- 55:40Speaker 5: I go, hey, man, I got arrested. Food, come come
- 55:42Speaker 5: bail me out. And it was how much it's five
- 55:44Speaker 5: hundred dollars and that food goes yeah, go, I'll go
- 55:47Speaker 5: then then and then they didn't even have to ask him,
- 55:49Speaker 5: like three times, no, he said, yeah, Martine was Downie
- 55:53Speaker 5: where it kind of changes where I told.
- 55:55Speaker 2: But I'm in now central fool.
- 56:00Speaker 5: He still did it, but he you could tell right
- 56:02Speaker 5: away it went from like yeah, foo whatever to fuck
- 56:05Speaker 5: oh ship, you know, because he had to take time.
- 56:07Speaker 2: It's a far away from you, so you had to
- 56:09Speaker 2: take time from over in New Mexico border.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, worth it?
- 56:14Speaker 2: Hell. I didn't even get paid. Yeah, so they told
- 56:18Speaker 2: my car.
- 56:19Speaker 5: I lost a lot of money that time food because
- 56:21Speaker 5: they told my car had to get paid to toll
- 56:24Speaker 5: the car out and then had to pay get it back,
- 56:27Speaker 5: and then I had to pay my ticket and then
- 56:28Speaker 5: had to pay fucking my thien and fucking yeah.
- 56:31Speaker 3: Manu, promoters that don't pay you know yeah, bro, yuah,
- 56:37Speaker 3: and fucking that's what happened bro to your kids. Bro,
- 56:40Speaker 3: they almost get kidnapped. Who the guy's kid almost.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Got kidding the show up?
- 56:45Speaker 5: You would have taken that kid, So I owe him, bro,
- 56:47Speaker 5: and then sucking uh, I owe him for doing that.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Dog you know. Yeah, that's a true holmie right there. Dog. Yeah,
- 56:54Speaker 2: that is some really true ship, bro.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Like for it to just be like one of those
- 56:59Speaker 1: like I don't know of Xavier like but no to
- 57:02Speaker 1: to to really do like Race done that kind of
- 57:05Speaker 1: stuff for me, man, Like Race picked me up and
- 57:06Speaker 1: like some crazy situations, I'm just like, hey, food, I
- 57:09Speaker 1: left my card Street and you get out of the
- 57:11Speaker 1: situation and you need homies like that.
- 57:13Speaker 3: Bro.
- 57:14Speaker 5: So now like fucking if if I don't want to
- 57:17Speaker 5: say because then they're gonna they're gonna want to call
- 57:18Speaker 5: me now bro.
- 57:19Speaker 2: You know yeah, right, I was gonna say I owe
- 57:22Speaker 2: somebody dog.
- 57:23Speaker 3: You know, Hey, but back in the day, what it
- 57:25Speaker 3: was this, do you remember your two thousand and maybe seven?
- 57:31Speaker 3: I thought it was later because I was gonna say
- 57:33Speaker 3: I was like your number that I know I'd have
- 57:35Speaker 3: fucking memorized because we'd be doing like podcasting or something.
- 57:37Speaker 3: So your number that I know if I was in jail,
- 57:39Speaker 3: you'd be one of those numbers. I'm like, man, I
- 57:41Speaker 3: hope he's gonna pick up.
- 57:42Speaker 5: And I know I knew about these number because my
- 57:46Speaker 5: credit suck back in the days, bro, So I had
- 57:48Speaker 5: I had a come le phone this way, well prepaid.
- 57:52Speaker 2: I had a prepaid and the food goals. How come
- 57:54Speaker 2: you don't have a real phone, dog. And then I
- 57:56Speaker 2: was like, I don't got.
- 57:58Speaker 5: Credit away because you need a credit before credit, bro,
- 58:01Speaker 5: And then he goes, I'll put you. I'll put you
- 58:02Speaker 5: on my my plan and ship. So that I was
- 58:05Speaker 5: part of his fucking family plan.
- 58:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Phelipe too. Felipe had it. I had it.
- 58:10Speaker 2: So I always remember that food's number.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Just fucking that's crazy because all you fools when like
- 58:15Speaker 1: I've heard Filipe talk about that he remembers those numbers
- 58:17Speaker 1: still to this day.
- 58:18Speaker 5: Yeah, because I remember it because I never knew they
- 58:21Speaker 5: were gonna ask me like who's whose number or who's
- 58:24Speaker 5: whose numbers is who's.
- 58:25Speaker 2: The main guy or the fucking plan.
- 58:27Speaker 5: So I'm like, I'm always gonna remember it just in
- 58:29Speaker 5: case they fucking asked, because I couldn't do ship because
- 58:31Speaker 5: it had it didn't have my name?
- 58:33Speaker 1: Who are so? Who are some people that like that
- 58:36Speaker 1: you see right now? They just like even countered that.
- 58:38Speaker 1: You're like, man, this fool even if they're not the
- 58:41Speaker 1: same person anymore, Like like this fool was a party animal.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Dog. Oh I heard old Filipe was like that.
- 58:48Speaker 5: Well I didn't I didn't know him like that, or
- 58:51Speaker 5: I didn't know him back then.
- 58:53Speaker 2: But you're just like, damn because you know even you
- 58:55Speaker 2: know a Je Sands r I P.
- 58:57Speaker 1: He was like seventy and still doing coke, bro, Like
- 59:00Speaker 1: just like just in no no problem, yeah, bro, like
- 59:04Speaker 1: just straight Just so, I'm just like, there's some party
- 59:06Speaker 1: animals in the comedy scene. And I know that you
- 59:09Speaker 1: probably see a lot of people not do comedy anymore
- 59:11Speaker 1: and then come and go and there's a lot of fools.
- 59:14Speaker 5: That that that I started with that don't do comedy anymore. Bro.
- 59:18Speaker 2: That like, what the fuck happened to these guys? Bro?
- 59:20Speaker 5: You know whatever reason it was that they quit? But
- 59:23Speaker 5: I tried looking these foods up and the other way
- 59:25Speaker 5: I can't find them, like on social media or nothing
- 59:27Speaker 5: like that. You run into them like loads or some
- 59:30Speaker 5: ship you know, right, Yeah, yeah, man, because the card
- 59:33Speaker 5: the comedy game is fucking wild.
- 59:35Speaker 3: Bro.
- 59:36Speaker 1: Is there foods that you wish they like or they
- 59:38Speaker 1: you saw You're like, man, this could it be in
- 59:39Speaker 1: somebody like not that you wish, but you're just like,
- 59:43Speaker 1: damn man, like it was some talent out there, like from.
- 59:46Speaker 2: Those guys that I don't see no more.
- 59:47Speaker 5: I don't I don't remember none of these fools, bro,
- 59:49Speaker 5: But I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure there was there
- 59:51Speaker 5: was a couple of ones that were that was because
- 59:55Speaker 5: in comedy, Bro, it's it's it's everybody's gonna make it, Bro,
- 59:58Speaker 5: just you just don't know when you know.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: So the wait the waiting game is what.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: You know, it's that that's a that's some real ass
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: ship though, because when you really think about it on
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: a deep level, every and and the comedy game, there's
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: never gonna be a lack or of demand wanting to laugh.
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: And then now you can make it another ship, Dog,
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: like in fucking podcasting or writing for somebody or or
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: or or or there's a lot of ship dude. You
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: can make it a lot of ways now, bro, And
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: a lot of fucking ways, Dog and that's the good
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: thing about comedy now, man, as long as foods could
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: make their money and get better.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: Bro, there's specials.
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: Now, there's specials an only fans because it's uncensored.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know. But what does Sam say
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: the N word?
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: Oh? You want to hear Sam say the N word?
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: His special drops October fifteenth in Rubble dot com and
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: sam tripley dot com. I love you Sam.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: That ship is crazy like and then he had like
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: you know about that right?
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: No, so I'll say I mean it's already his clip
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: went viral. So he has a joke or he uh
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: he's obviously up on stage and he's like, uh, maybe
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: out there with pronouns and someone of them yeah yeah
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: play yah yah yeah yeah, there we go. So I
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: don't suck it up.
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: But the whole thing is like he asks people and says,
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: what do they identify as? And it kind of like
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: to make fun of like the you know, the tired
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: of the ship.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: And then he's like, well, you know what my pronouns are.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: He's like, I identify his nigga like yeah, bro, and
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: then it just he goes he elaborates it, and he
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: turned into a whole thing here, I'll put it on.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Well, we won't be able to you hear it through
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: the headphones.
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: But.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: It's so real. I shouldn't be the one I got
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: you right now. Yeah man, I'm.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: About to turn it on the TV too. Oh there
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: it is the part that they went right into.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: But that's dope. But like, you got a lot of
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: stuff going on, Alfred, And like, how old are you? Fuck?
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: I'm old dog. Take a guess, you're probably like mid forties, fifty.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: Two, thirty eight.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: Now I'm in my mid forties.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, like mid four Yeah, so you know
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: you're not that old dog? Yeah, bro, But in the game, bro,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: you're like if Xavier kept his hair when he gets older.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: Brod Like what twenty seven years?
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: What's up?
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: When did you start?
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: I started when I was twenty.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: Four.
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: Shit, yeah, I got kicked off from the Academy and
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: I went straight too fucking telling jokes dog.
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: Hell yeah, man, congratulations on doing all that's fucking and and.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Now that's what I'm saying.
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: You never know when when you're gonna blow up. Dude.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: I just started making money a year ago, bro, so
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: this is all new to me still, dog, Okay, well congrats.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's that's the that's crazy to hear that, bro,
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: because that's that you you that's what you feel, that's
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: how you feel.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: Yeah wait yeah, And I was making gable use of
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: pals good, But it was always I felt like this.
- 1:03:05Speaker 5: I felt like it was always it was him that
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: was doing good. Yeah, you know, it was him that's
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: doing good. That just pays me good.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: It's not me doing good, it's him doing good.
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Like in a sense, you're just like, yeah, the people
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: are gonna clap for me too. But it's just like
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: the tickets that they bought for the incentive is just
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: like I get it, you know what you mean. It's
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: just like, hey man, it's it's like having a feature
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: with an artist is bigger than you.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think the song is gonna be big
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: because that artist is on there.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: And yeah, you could do great, and you could go
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: with the song of blending great, but when it's you
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: featuring somebody else is different.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: And the piece of the pie is bigger.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Yeah, so this all, this is theude is new still
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: to me. Bro's less than a year.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: It'll be a year, it'll be a year next month,
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: that I got a manager and an agent, dude. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: it's growing. It's fucking growing, dog, it's growing up. I'm
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: doing fucking theaters and comedy clubs.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: And throughout this whole time, like you don't, you have
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: no kids, no family or you nothing, nothing, Bro, I
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: just just I take care of my mom. So that's
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: what I focus on, damn for you throughout all this time.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: It's just like fuck it, bro, like this is no family,
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: no nothing, just like this is you know, this is
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: all or nothing.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: I thought it was in a happy fucking way before
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: and sucking. Uh it's going good, dog.
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: So yeah it's good bro. Life life, life is good
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: right now.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: You just got to enjoy the fucking ride, and you
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: gotta enjoy take time on your own and fucking enjoy everything.
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: You know, don't get too fucking too cocky or too
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: fucking whatever.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Bro. Do you think if you start now or started
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: when you start, which when you think was harder comedy wise? Yeah,
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: you think with the whole TikTok thing, you think it's
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: easier and in like a way, but there's a lot
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: more COMPETI you know, it's saying it's different and the
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: one thing. It's about longevity. Like even though some of
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: those TikTok comments that are just blowing up off that
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: that start doing stand up after, let's see if they're
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: still doing it in ten years.
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: You know, yeah yeah, But I feel like you have
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: to take advantage of social media. You can't get just
- 1:05:19Speaker 5: like you can't the days of like, oh I'm funny
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: and my my comedy, uh my stand up talks for
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: my comedy.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Those days are over.
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: Bro. You gotta do you gotta be on social media.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: You gotta fucking ship. There's a lot of funny foods
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: that I know that people don't know and why it's
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: because they don't want to fucking change with the game.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: That's on, Like that shit would be just anything, bro.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Like I've ran into businesses like Ray and myself have
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: a food log called The High Hungry and we go
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: to different.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: Restaurants and we do the review right and there's certain.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Places, you know where like the new family, the new
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: newer generation of the family took over the business. But
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: they're telling me, they're like, hey, we start we didn't
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: start taking demic cards to like two years ago, and
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I'm just like, how the fuck did you even stay
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: in business, you know, like, how is this?
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: And he's like, Oh, we didn't start doing this till this,
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: And I'm.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: Bro?
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: Like that to me is crazy that you gotta get
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: with the times because and this is some bomb ass food.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: I think for a long time people were only taking
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: cash just for like tax purposes, you know what I mean?
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but how many people don't have cash now?
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: Yeah? Because you get a square reader, anybody can I
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: don't see. No.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: When I go to the bank, bro, there's rarely people
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: getting withdrawals.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: It's never any actual cash being. It's just deposits. It's
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: either checks or just like transfers to what it is.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: But there's never like I remember the days, bro, you
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: would hear the money counter all the time at the bank.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: The only time I hear money counter is it the
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: sessions these days? Yeah, Bro, Like I'd be at the sessions.
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: I feel like there's some food with a trash bag
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: in the bag, Bro, and there's like a fucking group
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: of five foods covering them, like nobody knows what they're doing.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: Even the even then I had even the casino and
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: Chuck E Cheese don't sound as fun and when the
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: coins used to actually fucking hit and you were like,
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: oh ship, someone went over there.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: There's no casino like Chucky cheese.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: I said, both of them, both of them, remember when
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: you used to fucking win? I just said, whenever you're
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: used to be coins, we used to win. You to
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: hear people went like that. I was like, you're dad,
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: take it to the Mexico Chucky cheese. Bro.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: They had cock fights and fucking gambling for kids.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: Bro, have you seen a cock fight? I haven't, Bro,
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I haven't.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: He lived like a food that has been doing my home.
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: I used to have them at his uh at his path,
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: but his dad will never when we were younger and
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: that would never let us go and watch a dog.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: He didn't want you. He's like, I don't want you
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: to see me doing coke. That's what it was, for sure.
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: Nothing but Bro, I've been there and fucking there. They
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: had it a couple of times.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Have you done stand up in Spanish?
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: But I've done it, Bro, I've done it a couple
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: of times, no more than ten minutes. I feel like
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: it's too hard for me.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: It is you, you fool. It's like, okay, I thought
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: stand up was hard in English, and I did, then
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: I did in Spanish, and then it reminded me like,
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: oh dude, yeah, this is so much easier because that
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: at least understanding what I'm saying, Like dude, because you
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: can tell like do you speak another language? No, Well,
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: they the people I'm trying to speak Spanish to, they
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: speak Spanish every day. Yeah, so you look like a
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: fucking more Spanish. Yeah.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: You know, we were kind of talking about this ship
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: earlier where he were you know, because Nitdy is Indian
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: and and like fool like he's like, oh man, like
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: I feel like like other Indian comics don't show him
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: like they kind of look because he doesn't talk about
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: like Indian ship and he just talks about like regular
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: like just stolen ship like he's born here, bro, Like
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: he's not gonna be talking about like making all these
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: curry jokes and ship or just you know what's yeah,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: like if it fits, but that like you know, you
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: were kind of like telling me, but yeah, it's like
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: in the Spanish ship, I've tried it before and and
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: like it's just what makes you laugh?
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: In English? Does that make you laugh? You got to
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: know all the sayings and the references and they know and.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: The way you speak English, and you think you could
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: you could translate this ship into from English and Spanish,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: no problem at your own pace. But when you're performing, bro,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: and you start stumbling on some words, Spanish, motherfuckers be critique.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: You be like, hey, how good is your Spanish outside
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: of like just if you were to talk out of
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: from one to ten like a five? Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: and then that's fucking super hard.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: No, it's hard.
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: And then also too, they have the different different humor, food,
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: they laugh at way different.
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: Shit than we like.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: It's more character based, I was saying, and Spanish fool
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: like you have a by the way I want to
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: give I'll say it afterwards, but yeah, it's character based,
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: where like you have like you know, like in De
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Francisco you have a La Cuatro. You have all these
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: characters that they're all like sick like not sick like,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: just improv fucking little characters.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: It's very character.
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: I love watching Laine that Urida. If you heard her,
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: she's a Mexican comic, No Lane that Urida. She plays
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: this like Mexican character now killing it, but she plays
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: a character. She's got the drash. She looks super fucking fiss,
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: but it's obviously she gets off stage, she's like kind
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: of dolled up and you're like, I'm dying.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: That's it's a it's a yeah, people love that ship.
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: People love that ship, man, But it's a different beasts, bro,
- 1:10:14Speaker 5: it's a different beast.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's it is one of those things
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: that it's a whole different animal. Man.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: I don't know if I would be trying to do
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: the Spanish ship. And yeah, by the way, everybody makes sure.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I want to give a big shout out to everybody
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: who made this show possible. How did you feel after
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: the K pop It was quick? Huh, it's quick, but
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: that when it hits, it hits you ever done Academy dog?
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: What is that? I didn't need it? So it's it's like,
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: what is it like animal, It's just like a Downers.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: That's what it is. Technically, like what is special considered?
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: Looking up a cereal hellogs bro?
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: So it's it's a party.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Thing, right, but like it's it's a microdose because like
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: you get like you know, it could be too much
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: and stuff. But the lollypops, you're just like chill, bro,
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: you're just like super chill mode. And I don't know
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: how to explain it.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: It's kind of right now.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: We were we went away already in the beginning, we
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: were we were playing video games. Everything was like moving
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: really fast. But in my head I was like, fuck,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: I'm stuck at slow motion, real quick slow.
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: Now.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: I wasn't like slow like I was just like fuck, man,
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: like my brain doesn't want to move this fast. Right now,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Food's chill, you know what I mean? Like like like
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: I was just like everything is moving too fast.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: Is this smoggy as No, this is well.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: It's a lot of it's Mission smog from the City
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: of Riverside.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Now now we we need mission smock to come smock
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: the room.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: But what right?
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: This is some good smoke though, because you know it's
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: our it's from our sponsors here that we don't smoke
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: the same podcast hate our extracts. Make sure you guys
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: check them out on their Instagram.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: No, you don't smoke we but come look at this week.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: But you're gonna smoke we today.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: You used to want to be a copies about to
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: rest your dog?
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Yeah, you can check him out at uh you can
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: check him out with a oh eight one eight hadar.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: That's the letter a O.
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: You drink wines because you want like this. You can
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: talk about the smell if it's good. Yeah, I mean
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: like that's one of the things he's never smoked for.
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: You can look at I have, but I never fucking
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: doesn't nothing like that rolled anything or nothing.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: Dog, Oh, here from I gonna send you. No, you
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: don't want to know, you know, hold on, hold on,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: I'm gona give him something. Let me give him a
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: gift in case in emergency or in case you want
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: to get wild.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: With your leading one there, Bro, you know what I mean,
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: you never know.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: Not Wow, I'm not giving you ecstasy. Bro, You're not
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: gonna like fuck her really hard, you know what I mean?
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: Like you know, you're just you're gonna order some food
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: and ship.
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: Dog.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: No, just here to take this for you, just you know,
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: in case you ever want to just try it, Bro,
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: I'll take it.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: Take it, give it to your producer. I'm sure someone
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: in your trust me.
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: Dog, just take it.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: You never know it's and in case you let's just say,
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: even if you're hosting, somebody comes in and you're like, hey, bro,
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: I know you don't know. You think I don't smoke,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: but you don't think I'm not on some good ship.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: And then you bust out that they're gonna be like whoa,
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: but yeah, thank you, thank you so much. Hat what
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: about how much is this?
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: That's probably like about an eighth in there, or like
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: a good two and a half gronds. So if I
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: get pulled over and I find this ship is legal,
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: just put in your trunk. Yeah I'm not saying about
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: like that.
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: Just fucking you can't have in your pockets, no problem, Okay,
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: let me have another one, fool.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Yeah, but thank you so much to our sponsors, your
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: sponsors to check them out?
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: Are you mister little? That full sounding very sound like
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: Little Mystery? You don't know who that is? You don't
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: know who that is? Oh yeah, you said four. I
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: was like, damn, are you, mister li because no one
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: knows who he is? I'm wondering. I was like, you
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: know who it is.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: I think you know who he is. First of all,
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: he's actually he's.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Never been in Georgia's I don't know who. No one
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: knows who mister little is. Little Mystery is supposed to be.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: That's differ from yeah, okay, see that's what I was
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: waiting for. That's what I was waiting for for the show.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: Right here, it happens to every guest if they don't smoke,
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: like like at some point that you start fucking just
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: getting the cops.
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: Who I toltdally since the beginning has been burning dogs.
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: Smoking a ship.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, we're gonna get it. We're gonna
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: get a eye drop sponsorship water. He has that ship, bro,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: go get him, get him a diet coke.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Because I saw this fool bro.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Man, there you go look at that. Damn you want
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: to hop on a sponsorship.
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: So everybody does that when when when they don't smoke.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: Or what usually yeah, bro, Like it's because it's it's
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: a it's a it's a smaller studio than open basement.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: Like if you if be Reals podcast, that ship is open,
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: so like the smoke goes averywhere granted there's more people,
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: but like right here, it's it's really like the hot box.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: So that's the reason. That's what it adds on to
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: the whole thing. We don't smoke the same.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Because whether you get high or not, you're gonna get
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: some kind of high here, like, I don't know what
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: you like?
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: What do you what do you think you will eat?
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: If you were high?
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: You're probably I eat the monkeys tonight, fool.
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: That's thought about.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: Remember we used to have cake, she used to get stone.
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: Yeah, all I think about chili cheese, fries, work.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: That's that hat for you.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: That's awesome. Chili cheese, the monkeys when you don't smoke
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: and then oh I missed that, Bro, I fucking missed that.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: But I don't because when because the monkeys. When I
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: didn't smoke, I was skinny, you know. Yeah, but like
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: the monkeys now when I smoke, you know, they fucking
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: it's anxiety for me. It's like it's like five pounds
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: you're eating.
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, Bro, I feel like such a because you
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: don't pay it often. Yeah, Bro, you're gonna have the best,
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: the best meal today. Good sleep.
- 1:15:45Speaker 5: I always sleep good though food and sleep anywhere, and
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: I can sleep good anyway.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: These foods are going crazy like that.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: They're they're entering for the fucking hat, bro, Like we're
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: gonna run the super Chante every everybody in the super Chats.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: You're entered to win? When is it an autograph? Hat
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: by Alfred Roblest.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: These is the signature hat right here, and I'm gonna
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: throw in, what is it? A little gift by Hatar
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: as well our sponsors. Uh so make sure you guys
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: check them out and maybe a little brain supreme.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: You get a sticker.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you get it. You got a whole care package.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: So yeah, so make sure you guys check it out
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: and start reading it. First.
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: I got a question from Uh you said about traveling
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: sleeping anywhere?
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: Who you say you can sleep anywhere? I did you
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: deal with flying and traveling? Is it?
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: I could go to sleep once I sit down?
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: I just because because the reason I'm asking, I was like,
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: I know, Fluffy's got a jet. So when you guys flew,
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: you guys a jet and now you're just flying regular.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: I can still sleep.
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: Remember when he almost crashing the jet and then I
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: was everybody was I was scared. I was like I
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: was texting Martine. I was like, you're good. Yeah, they
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: had to make an emergency landing one time.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: But but I sleeput my eyes open full and now
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: yeah I sep with my eyes open purposely.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: You never seen somebody like that, I remember when I
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: was in pre k, like I remember seeing that ship
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: and like another kid when I was naptime, I was like,
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: what the fuck was.
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: And I asked my mom and she was like, I
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: got because they wake me up and they tried to
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: give me like you know, they give you like little sacks.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: They think I'm awake, so they wake me up all
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: the time.
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: Yeah, what did your eyes wake up? Don't they don't
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: you wake up with them all drying? Ship? I don't know, Yeah,
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: I've never I guess you're blinking and too when you're asleep.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't tell.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: But okay, look, okay, look for it's not open like
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: this food. They're not sleeping like yeah, I think they
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: rolled down like they're they're down and they're just like
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: a little crease opening food like yeah, yeah, bro, you
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: know so it's like you know what like that? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: like just like that little but like the pupils are
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: there in place, and like sometimes you see these fools,
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: like you see them dreaming and shakes.
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: Like some omens taking right now, let me fool he doesn't.
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: But if you ever did cocaine or tweak and you
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: fall asleep with his eyes all live.
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: That's fucking awesome. I like I can sleep on a
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: plane too. That's like the one place I fucking I'll
- 1:18:15Speaker 4: sit down before the plane even takes off, even in
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: the middle seed, I can sleep comfy cool yeah.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah it's I could sleep in a plane too, bro,
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Like I love it, bro straight up, Like that's that's
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: That's the one thing where I'm like, I because I
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: hate idole time bro like that, Like I really like
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: just where I can't know have my resources. So I'm
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: just like I need to be knocked out.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: Just sedate me.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, but I just I need to be
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: knocked out. Next one, all right, so first one comes
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: from Laguna Beach. One thousands says go Dodgers.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: Call Dodgers baby, our first games on Saturday. Let's go
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: beat the Padre. You go to the Dodger gains. Do
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: I've been going to the dogs?
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: They know you there, like the players, No, Like, well,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: I'm something like you know, like people like like fans
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you got a sweet too
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: long ago?
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: I got look nice, Yeah, I.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: Got about a sweet dude. Oh yeah that was dope.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: As have you been to an l A f C game?
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: I have, bro, they fucking took me in. Ali Rich
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: hit me up. Oh yeah, so you went down there
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: and you were in the no section. Yeah, that food
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: fucking hooked it up on time. That show was dope.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: Oh wait, you know what I do remember you were
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: there thing that that game. You were there with a
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: couple of other comics.
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: To know there was no I was the only comic
- 1:19:23Speaker 5: that day when I when I went, it was it
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: was it was Robbed the Original and some other foods.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: I don't I don't know who the other guys were.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: A Mexican singer, Yeah it was. I think it was
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: for Latin heritage or something like that.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Yeah, because I've been I've been going there for like
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: three years. This season ticket holder and place is dope.
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool man. He definitely gotta come back.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: It's it's it's a good time.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: That's just that's just still on. The last game is
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: about to be I think next Saturday for the mistake.
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: Next one comes from Browsy One was the same team.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Alfred Roblez clapping hands.
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: Hey there you go, it's love for you.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Uh Bleis Rometo says shout out to everyone from Boston.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: Saluting you all the way from Boston.
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: Thing.
- 1:20:09Speaker 5: Yo, I'll be I'm gonna be in Boston, Bro, Louis Rometo,
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: Uh November first and November second. I'll be in Boston
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: where I don't know right now, dog, but I'll be there.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: We'll get some tickets, tickets with the homie support the homie.
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: Yeah, go and then tag us bro that way we
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: could will be like Boston. I have no idea. No,
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there is.
- 1:20:27Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of uh Central Americans, O theer bro.
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: Shout out to all my fucking solvel doors and and
- 1:20:33Speaker 5: everybody out there for all the short foods.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: Shout out Marito Antonio Lopez. You guys have a doan
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: comic in Canada, right Antonio Pez? Yeah?
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: And I feels like I remember everybody's like, oh yourself, Adorian.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: He's gonna introduce you to him.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: And I was.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: He never never came.
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: I got him on the podcast one. Yeah.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's get whatever he's at him Little Poppy
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Ship next one and Speed Minion, same team. What's up
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: to everyone? Cacked is or coctus foods love the cactus. Hey,
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: I got my own cactus this Weekend shout out to
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: Pupps and flops. Well, I tagged them on page, but
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: I got a fucking payote.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: Plant crazy, you're really trying to get us flagged?
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: Really, it's you know what's crazy.
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: It's it's legal until you're until you're manufactory that ship. Like,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: having the plants not a problem. So if I just
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: have the plants as in my garden. But it's the
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: moment I start. It's like if it's like when rosin
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: was illegal or some shing or like X stretch legal,
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: you couldn't use the b h O, you know what
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: I mean, Like, it's the same thing with that right now,
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: if you get caught, you know, I guess extra again,
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: it's a whole different Nay.
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: But you can have the plant. It's just a plant, bro,
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: you know, it's how does that plant look for?
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: It's a pretty cool plant. It's a pretty cool. Uh,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: it's a pretty cool It's like, yeah, fool that ship?
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: Yo, yo? Do we talking to some kind of god?
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: I don't know which one, but yeah, yeah.
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: Next one, Orlando says the thumbs up, thank you for
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: that super chat. Next one after that comes in, Browsey says,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: I want my price to be Alfred Robliz, not the hat,
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: the prize.
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: Oh what what? What up?
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: She wants Alfred Robins. She's like, I want the hat
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: and rob Uh damn next one?
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: How you pay?
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: He Wenday Night does it all the time. I guarantee you,
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: I guarantee she she's not doing it. She always does it.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Ticket She's like, when's the next show? When's your next one?
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: Shout them out? She's here in l A, Bro, just
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: next one you got coming up?
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: My next show be in Oklahoma on tomorrow and uh
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: North Sharta, North Carolina on Sunday.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: Get tickets. Yeah, I love people.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: You're a airport warrior for Bro every weekend. Yeah yeah,
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: you're happy, you're happy for hell. Yeah.
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: I love the road, Bro.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: You know I love if I'm one more pre check?
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: Right, you got pre checked and uh.
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: I'm all ness clear clear, yeah clear, and fucking pre check.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: I'm forgetting everything and we get foods. Motherfucking high Bro.
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: I think it's just fucked up with a tolerance.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: That we tell him what you did to uh marn
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: Rizzo at that comedy We Don't Smoke the same show.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: I booked him to headline one time food like we
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: did our own comedy show and he's funny, bro, Like
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Marbs was funny as fuck, right, no doubt, not discrediting
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: him at all, but he's performing in a room.
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: Like this because we live. He said he couldn't see
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: the crowd.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: I had a big ass blunt rolled up or something
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: like that. I'm talking about like big and it got
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: smoked out. The room was just and it was like
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: maybe like eighty people or like no, next seventy people
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: and uh. He goes up there in his headlining by
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: the time, everybody had been smoke in the whole two hours.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: So it's like this and in the middle of his jokes,
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: he starts coffee and he's just like it just starts
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: falling apart. Broy and I had a cut, you know,
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: and then he was like, fuck, how much time to that?
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: Like and he knew.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: I was like this is this is like torture to him, bro, Like,
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: but hey, that's how we do it here on It's over, yeah,
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: straight up once because it intensifies it, bro, intens.
- 1:24:13Speaker 5: That's like when you funk out, like when you pee
- 1:24:14Speaker 5: when you're drunk.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: Bro, that's it. It's over the all. Yeah, that's it.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Next one, uh d Foolery says if evil exists in
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: the world, so much good balance. Okay, thank you for
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: that one. Appreciate that one. Eileen Devine says, Hi, guys,
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: when's the next live event? Next live event is probably
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: gonna be a comedy show. We're working on it, so
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: make sure you guys get tickets for that when it's available.
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: It's it's gonna be a dope venue. I'm gonna go
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: check it out this week. Shadow so brock since the
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: next one sALS we don't smoke the same and Alpha Robez.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: The de homie Kanye I guess it's his name, Kuanya.
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Next one, ingride cheers to every body, plus the beer emoji.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: Thank you for that super Chat, Thank you, Diego money
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: comes in with the next one. What's up, fella, It's
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: been a minute since I've sent a super chat let
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: alone catch a live stream.
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: Salute x G Zone, Ray Ray and everyone.
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you so much. People.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: People, whatever you're reading, it's not up there. Huh No,
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: that's the curve. That's just normal ones. Yeah, like what
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: does that say?
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: The ones that we're reading on, the ones that paid like, yeah,
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: they get a little voice.
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: They're like, it's like people are sponsors like you, dog,
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: you know, but to you by viewers like you. We
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: should make that, we should make a add like that.
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: We're not PBS foo, we actually have sponsors, Dog, We're
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: not brought to you by the people like you, say YouTube,
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: I actually got hated herd, we got bitched of smug,
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: we got brained supreme.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: By the end of the commercial, That's what that commercial was.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: At the end of the fucking by the end of
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: the year, the whole bottom row is going to be
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: filled up.
- 1:25:55Speaker 2: Watch next one?
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: Uh ingrid do y'all prefertas or flakers?
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: Damn? Explain you like them thick or or petite rather.
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: A super thick one or a super skinny one. Chick
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: talking like three hundred hundred.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: Or come on, three hundred. Nobody wants three hundred.
- 1:26:16Speaker 3: We're not supposed to want the fucking eighty pounder one either.
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: We're talking like she kind of like tweakers, looking like
- 1:26:21Speaker 3: you're you're.
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: They're always ask one or the other. They're always asking
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: the most unappeevable choices. You're like, hey, you like them
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: thick or skinny? Let's thank you, bro, Thank you bro.
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: Like dick or skinny.
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: He's like, rather fuck a tweaker or fucking most beast
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: bitch in the world.
- 1:26:37Speaker 3: Like just the answer is at that point, if it's
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: like man, if it's one of the tweaker or the
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: most squeaker, most least fuck, I'm gonna have to go
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: h bo most most of the beast because you probably
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: just like get away fucking you get the back crack,
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: eat and then you know, get the funk out of there.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: You get to eat sheets.
- 1:26:55Speaker 6: Oh that's disgusting. You eat whatever fell between her pussies. Uh,
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: what about you offering both of them? I'm down with
- 1:27:06Speaker 6: both dogs.
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: Both unless I didn't both was the answer. I'll take both.
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: Tit like I'm big myself.
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: Dog.
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: I'm not trying to you know, I feel you trying
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: to make Yeah, hey, shout out to the homie right now,
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: JB sounds dog.
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: What do you say you said?
- 1:27:28Speaker 5: Alfred Yahida's dad is still looking for you? That b
- 1:27:34Speaker 5: so uh some chick that I asked to the prolem bro.
- 1:27:37Speaker 5: I asked to the prom and my ex girlfriend came
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: back and I ended up going to the problem with
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: with with with my ex and now with her and
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: I didn't want to fucking.
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: Tell her no, and her dad came to my school
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: looking for me.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: Bro nowhere. Yeah you stood her up with the dress
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: and everything. Yeah, well it's kind of fucked up.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Up, dude. That was a long time ago. Guys, I'm
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: a better person, and Bro.
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: You gotta do that for your little princess. Oh yeah yeah, Bro, Yeah,
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: yeah that's something. And he's like, you're already like seventeen eighteen,
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: you already knew that was wrong, was going to be
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: looking for you.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: I made her a tougher person.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. You could have made her anything.
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: You could be sure her what life is about?
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: She's not only fans because of you. Her dad hate I'm.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: Not worthy enough.
- 1:28:33Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: That next one, let's go, let's see.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: Joaquin Rodriguez says, don't roblez represent saludos from San Antonio,
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: same team, Thank you so much.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Smoke Stack Mac says I passed my life in New
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: York life insurance agent tests. Let's fucking go. Hey, congrats
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Toe you smoke Stack Mac? What life insurance?
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: Next one, the series from zero Fox zero said, what's up, guys,
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: dope show? Yeah that's true. If you if you guys
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: got dope, midjor guests, we can have the next hospital.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: I will break them over here.
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: Dog. We start off with asking we can call the midget.
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: If they don't like it, we won't do it.
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: Yeah, next one, Jodriguez Martine.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: Same team, same team, and what does that mean for?
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: But I think it's just like, oh, say, so when
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: we went through an era when I was doing Nitress
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: a lot on the show, and I was like, no,
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: it'd be I thought I could do everything on it
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: right like weed and uh. I was like, no, we're
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: gonna do podcasting. We'll just do balloons. And I was
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: like doing the whole show, just like do it, like
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: really out of my mind. And there was an episode
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: where the Hominge Steph Tone, the guitars from the Death
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: Tones and and myself started yelling.
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: Same team or same team after everything, like and like
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: it just stuck.
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: It was. I was annoyed because I wasn't as fucked
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: up as they were, and they kept saying same team
- 1:30:01Speaker 3: for everything, and it just became a thing and people
- 1:30:04Speaker 3: the same team, same team. And that was like two
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: years ago, like a year ago. They're still riding that ship.
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: So and they love it, bro, I don't know.
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: Want some of the best was crazy that night.
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: The next one, Sam Wise the Great, Will XG be
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: at the cannabis event this month?
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: They didn't see you last time. Are you gonna go bitch?
- 1:30:21Speaker 3: Onen's one?
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: This one, I don't know, but yeah, I'll pull up.
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: I'll pull up.
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: You need a better block it. I could go live there.
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: I know we'll do it while they're going live there.
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: The next one Vinnie Mack three five.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: You need the home. You need homies that are soldiers,
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: not just homies. Yeah, I mean yeah, I agree with
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: that for that one.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: Uh yeah, for real psychedelic six Sider says number one,
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: thank you so much for that super chat.
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: Amen, this was want your hat fool.
- 1:30:57Speaker 5: Bro, I haven't even read one fucking common about my half.
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: You know what?
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: Like no, So the way they get it is they
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: have to super jets, so they have to pay their
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: comments every fucking all the food.
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: That SAIDs so pay motherfuckers like that fold that blue one,
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: that blue one show What's Up? Blue one? Read it out?
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: Can you read after the read out? Yeah? Yeah I
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: can't read it right there?
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: If not, I would.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: You see next Jesus attempt to read it. He said,
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: he was like Lloyd Christmas bro to hell. Next one, Browsie,
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: I will read a whole Harry Potter page right here,
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: live on this. We're gonna we're gonna do that as
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: a skip bro funk writing a skit. Let's just have
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: let's record you're reading a page. Next one, Browsie, call
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: Vincent pro Pen. I mean, yeah, I agree. That's a
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: crazy slogan you made right there, speed Minion. It's the
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: next one, do both ham and boned and harmons and
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: the last two we're going. Dan p says, yo, same team, Alfred,
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: your funny as fuck man, your joke, your joke about
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: nobody can't take a joke no more.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: It's hilarious. How did it go again?
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:32:15Speaker 3: Write it down right right? One? Uh?
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: And the last one, Browsie says driving. If not, I
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: would be I don't know what she.
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: Oh call because you want you to call Vincent? Oh
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: I'm hoping I don't know that. Yeah, I'm saying I
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: don't know what that is.
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: Vincent has my number, so like, yeah, all right, So
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: let's go ahead and pick a winner right here for
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: the hat right here, Who do you think has a
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: small head Dog, which hopefully somebody would would because you know,
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: for me, it looked it looked like I was like,
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: you know, forcing the lego hat on a.
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: Dup figure, and we're gonna let's see who we're gonna pick.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: I don't know, let's see, and the winner is going
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: to be I Lead Divine.
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: Congratulations, home Girl, Congratulations.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: Congratulations to I Lean Divine.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Thank you so much for entering the super chat and
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: uh competition and giveaway, and thank you Alfred for signing that.
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, I do want to thank I do
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: want to thank you for you know, stopping by, like
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: for real, I appreciate thank you guys for having me dog.
- 1:33:31Speaker 3: How do you?
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: How do you feel food? You feel fadd Hell yeah?
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: Canavisavis? No? He just went ahead.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: And you're not listening to like mad school music? No
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: I do. I never heard of that one. Oh maybe
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: singing food I'll tell you like that.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: I'm not three, don't exer is like the worst though,
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: I don't got okay, it's just like bad enough to
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: hear him speaking.
- 1:34:02Speaker 3: Man, miss some super chats? Which one was it because
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: because someone said something Jordan velaskas, because it was it
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: was gonna be funny, I didn't even I'm looking back
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: five bucks? Is it at the top here? You need
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: to read it. That's the problem. That's the point.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Can can we get all right? Jordan Velaska's damn might
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: have too left up?
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Somebody put chili cheese time food. Somebody said, can we
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: get it? Eating the cats and the dogs? Oil A
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: lassays Trump style. That's kind of hard to intermit, remaining yeh.
- 1:34:44Speaker 3: You fucking graduate for Sea Sun. Let's see your communication skills, alas,
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: and then you go straight to trumpes presented the loads
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: of dogs, and then you come in as the fucking
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- 1:35:00Speaker 1: Right, hold on, oh, alas, says lex pressiented Trump stoc
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- 1:35:11Speaker 2: And then the clip goes.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, they are eating the cats and the dogs.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: They're eating the cats and the dogs.
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: Yeah, people love we do oil Assays because we do
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- 1:35:27Speaker 3: it in there like that Mexican newscats.
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: Then they says oil essays.
- 1:35:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: Being able to do being able to like talk with
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: that food is very hilarious. Considering the fact that he's
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: pretty entertaining every time it goes on. That was like
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: the fifty cent of fucking like President's dog.
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, like just yeah Trump podcast.
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: I mean it's not probably Canah. What do you guys
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: think about.
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: I don't know everyone thinks me personally. I like Trump, Yeah,
- 1:35:56Speaker 3: like you got shot twice. He's out here, He's like,
- 1:35:58Speaker 3: come on, man, that's fun. Say he got shot at twice.
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: Oh that's sucking. That's so sick, bro.
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: That is kind of way more impressive.
- 1:36:06Speaker 3: At least at least people think something kind of coolest
- 1:36:09Speaker 3: about now. Five minutes ago they were looking at us
- 1:36:11Speaker 3: like retards. Now they think that someone's kind of cool.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: Canada has always looked America. It's cool.
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: That's Hollywood ship.
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: Bro, How does the Canadian president look for He's Castrol's son.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: Beer you never you've never seen Justin Trudeau. He's addicted.
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: Probably seen a picture of he was wearing a turbane.
- 1:36:28Speaker 3: He had a black face on. Okay, So they can't prove,
- 1:36:34Speaker 3: I mean not that they can't prove, but we're on
- 1:36:37Speaker 3: the street Conspiracy Street, Sam Tripley Street. He's supposed to
- 1:36:40Speaker 3: be Castro's son was an actor who wasn't like Wilson
- 1:36:45Speaker 3: he looks like, Bro, that's just Trudeau. And you don't
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: believe in clones.
- 1:36:56Speaker 2: Okay, now he looks different over here the clones.
- 1:36:59Speaker 3: Then yeah, Bro, that's him. That's the many faces of
- 1:37:02Speaker 3: Justin Trudeau. Bro. Do you want to win? Are you
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: a kamala guy? I don't.
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: I don't give a kamala. I'm all about let's go Dodgers,
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: baby Dodgers.
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: I don't care who wins.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: It's funnyball.
- 1:37:18Speaker 3: What about football?
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: I'm a Rams fan, bro Ground, I'm la everything dog
- 1:37:25Speaker 5: so fucking Dodgers, Lakers.
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: Rams and l A u f C.
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- 1:37:31Speaker 2: What do I say?
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- 1:37:33Speaker 2: You heard how there was you heard how there was
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: no mentioning of the Walaxy.
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: Hey anyways though, Hey for real though, thank you so
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: much Alfred Robitz for coming by.
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: But it's been a very entertaining episode.
- 1:37:47Speaker 3: Thank you, brother, super fun. We got one more taste tickets?
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's yeah, that's to what is it, Alfred?
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