Latest / Conspiracy! The Show / Mr. Kennedy Goes to the FDA

Transcript

Mr. Kennedy Goes to the FDA · Conspiracy! The Show

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Wait, truly insurance. I'm a checkup.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: There is the Adam.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host this week.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Connor mcspadden's here.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: How's it going, man, I actually want to take the
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: name Adam Todd Pink Oh sure, as my conspiracy kind
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: of like clan name, you know, because I feel like
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: I'm in the house of Adam Todd Brown. You know,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm in You're like, you're your clan of conspiracy world.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: The House of Brown. That sounds gross.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is either better be like the Ups guys
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: mansion or your place in South Bay. Yeah.
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: So we're doing a conspiracy news round.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Up at Roundup, round Up, round Up. Rown Up.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Roundups are in the news right now, but not this kind.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately they are. Yeah, it's a big time for roundups.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: And not to the brand of pest control products.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be the safer roundup, which is crazy
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: because that shit kills people.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I never tried to get high off
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: round up. I can't believe my neighbor James never told
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: me that if I took just a little bit of
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: round up. I would get kind of a nice buzz
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: going before eleventh grade.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I found out way late in life that if
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: you take a bunch of I think it's drama meine.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Whatever the sea sickness drug.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Is, that's drama meme.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's apparently a super intense high, but also not
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: a pleasant one. So I don't know why you would
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: do it the way it was described to me. It
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: sounded like salvia if salvia lasted for like twelve hours,
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: which is a terrifying proposition.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: That sounds really whack. Yeah, that sounds really wiggy, whack.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: I did. I did get drunk once off of nutmeg.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: I this is don't quote me on the exact recipe,
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: but you know I found it on the Earwood vault.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you can't too. You basically just putting upmeg
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: and some water and let the shit sit somewhere like
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: your buddy James's backyard, and you drink it, and you
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: you feel like you weigh a thousand pounds.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I've heard nutmeg can get you high.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Low would be a better word. I felt low. I
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: felt like my vibration had been lowered. Oh shit, to
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: that of a stone. Or something like that.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: Like enough of it can be fatal.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I believe, I don't. We certainly were not consulting any
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: anything more scientific than like I said, the earwoo vault.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I smoked crack in adulthood,
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: so I ignored all those warnings, and you know what,
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: I was fine.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: That makes me respect Adam's journalistic integrity slash opinion more.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: By the way, Yeah, I think everyone should try it.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Just see what you're fucking made of.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: One of my girlfriends when I was when we when
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: we were much younger, she was like, I never did
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: do drugs. Why would I want to do that? And
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: you know, just throw your life away. She's like, how
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: do you know that throw Doing drugs is throwing your
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: life with and everything any drug. And I thought about
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: it for a few minutes. I was like, that's actually
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: a pretty good point.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was always as a kid very excited to
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: try drugs. And one of the reasons is because my
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: school at one point had this poster that was like
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: an anti drug thing, and it was supposed to, like,
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: I guess, show you the effects of different drugs, and
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: the one for PCP. It was just a guy in
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: a varsity jacket who had turned into a were wolf.
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: This is like preteen wolf And that was like the
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: coolest thing I'd ever seen, and I was, yeah.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: It just makes you into a wolf man.
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, I want that fucking drug. And from then
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: on I was like, I'm trying some drugs when I
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: have the chance.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: And you know, the guy that created Beast Boys from
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: Teen Titans actually saw that same PSA.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, I wish I could find that poster. I
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: need to look forward on eBay or something. But should
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: we get to conspiracy.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: News, I mean the people are waiting.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: They sure are. I assume everyone wants to know how
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: RFK Junior's first meeting with the FDA went.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: RFK News is one of these things like looking at
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: it and eclipse. You can't look directly at it because
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: then you got to hear his voice. You know, you
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: can't actually watch an RFK clip because at any moment
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: they might gut it it by a FOD voice of death.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: And that's no good. You can't hear that. That's not
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: good for your ears.
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that voice wears me out.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Every like ten words I hear him say, music gets
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: a little less beautiful. It like does per minute damage.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: And imagine being one of these FDA employees who had
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: to hear him talk at length oof bad times.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough lecture from your boss, and your boss
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: sounds like a goddamn Batman villain not.
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: Only sounds like a Batman villain, but is also a
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: little crazy. Perhaps.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's kind of like if the Joker was a politician,
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: because yeah, you can, you can. You can never really
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: pin down his motivations with any particular strange belief he has.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: It just seems to be in service of the overall brand,
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: which is chaos.
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and making money. He's obviously big time money grifter.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: So his meeting with the FDA did not go well
• 5:45
  Speaker 3: as you might imagine for starters. He dropped this quote,
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to do the voice because my family's
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: commitment to these issues. I spent two hundred hours at
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: Wassaic Home for the Retarded when I was in high school,
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: so I was seeing people with intellectual disabilities all the time.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: I never saw anybody with autism. End quote. He wasn't
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: actually making a derogatory remark there. The school he's talking
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: about was actually called the Wassaic State School. For the
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: mentally retarded. But if you're already on edge about that
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: guy and then that voice, you can barely pay attention
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: as is, and you just hear that word get thrown out.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: I can see why people took it the wrong way.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if anyone else thinks
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: about things in these terms. But even as the most
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: minor degree of public official, public figure, it's possible to
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: be as a podcaster. I can't think of anything that
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: I say. I think of it in terms of how
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: will somebody exploit this for a possible economic spad and soundboard. Yeah.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: So when you're going around talking about the state school
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: for the mentally this and the fucking the children of
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: the that, then you just you're just setting yourself up,
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: your self owning. You're giving your enemies ammo. Yeah, and
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: this was a video meeting too, Oh even better. Yeah,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: of course you want to have the footy. Yeah, you
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: want to have the foot that's the gold to back
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: up your money.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: So I'm sure someone recorded this shit.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: By the way, that was so nice hearing RFK News
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: without rfk's voice. That's a service that should be a
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: service we should charge. We should do a special Patriarontier.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: That's just all the RFK news. But you don't have
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: to hear r FK's voice.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: There's got to be a program out there that we
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: could just run this whole segment through and it'll spit
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: it back out at us in RFK Junior's voice.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: I think if we ran his words through AI, AI
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: would attack humanity faster. If we used it to transcribe them,
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: it would be like must rebel against meat bags.
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we should probably try it. I think AI
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: destroying us is probably the only thing that's going to
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: save humanity from Trump at this point.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: I'm an acceleration ast to this point, you know.
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bring it on. I want the meteor to
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: hit me. You know, I'm not a marauder. I'm not
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: going to survive the marauding. So whatever happens hit me
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: head on.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, I mean, as soon as as soon as
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: I run out of peanut butter, I'm gonna be out
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: in the streets running up to people with guns. Is
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: going kill me? Yeah, please, for the love of God.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: By the way, that's how you know that we're the
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: reputable conspiracy hosts, because we don't pretend that we're going
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: to survive the apocalypse. I'm not trying to sell you
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: fucking frozen powdered food the promo code to exploit you
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: and your delusions that you're gonna live past the fucking
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: impact this guydamn meteor.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a good idea to own a generator,
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: but not be I.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Think it's a good idea to have all that stuff anyway.
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: But not because the storm is coming at some point
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: and you're gonna need to hold up for that. It's
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: just weather, you know, hurricanes, stuff like.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: That, martial law, you know, the natural forces that govern
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: the earth.
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so our FK Junior was not done. He also
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: dropped this jewel on the fa employees. President Trump always
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: talks about the deep state in the media, you know,
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: they disparage him and say he's paranoid. But the deep
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: state is real and it's not you know, just George
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Soros and Bill Gates and a bunch of nefarious individuals
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: sitting together in a room and plotting the you know,
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: the destruction of humanity. End quote. He also told the
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: FDA employees that they have become sock puppets of the
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: industries they regulate. So good times. If you were at
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: that meeting, I bet yeah.
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: It's like you think you want a conspiracy theorist in
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: office as a conspiracy theorist, and then it happens and
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: you're like, man, maybe maybe we should be relegated to
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: the fringe ines as fringes of fringe.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was thinking more Jesse Ventura something
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, it's never it's never Art Bell, that's never
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: the one you want.
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So he didn't just alienate FDA employees last week.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: He also managed to make the anti vax crowd angry
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: by recommending the mumps, measles, and rubella vaccine. He said
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: this in an interview with CBS News. Quote, we encourage
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: people to get the measles vaccine the federal government's position.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: My position is that people should get the measles vaccine
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: end quote. Even I was a little caught off guard
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: by this. I think people should get vaccines too, but
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: RFK Junior suggesting it, that's weird.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: It definitely catches me a little off guard, especially because
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: I thought mumps, measles, and rubella was like the name
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: of a Dixie Land play. But three about the three
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: women taking the town by storm. Yeah, it is. It
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: is funny. I mean to talk about a cell phone.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, like alien at your base, right after
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: you'd say retarded on a podcast. A good job man. Yeah.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: And he actually said something very similar in an opinion
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: piece he wrote for Fox News last month, when he said,
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: quote vaccines not only protect individual children from measles, but
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: to be vaccinated due to medical reasons. End quote.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Well that sounds what the fuck are you reasonable? Right? Yeah?
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I mean perhaps to mister junior, for I'm telling people
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: to you know, to do the do the right thing
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: and get get get these basic vaccinations. But uh, it's
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: just bad for the brand.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it, i imagine, is doing nothing to make
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: people go out and get vaccinated.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Trump has to be vaccine guy because he did the
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: operation Lightspeed or warp speed or whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: so that's his thing. I made the big, beautiful fast vaccine.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy that Republicans don't make that connection. Ever,
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: when they're so fucking in love with Trump and so
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: anti vax. It's like Trump oversaw making the vax. You
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: get that right.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Trump is its own personal fan fiction for like whoever
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: likes him, they all have their own head cannon of
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: what he believes and what he doesn't believe, and it
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: all just lines up with what they want to happen
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: in their own little world, you know, Like it's it's
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: the same thing that I have with Batman. It's like,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: and the logo on his chest doesn't have the yellow
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: thing around it because in my version of Batman, he's
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: more gods, so it's just the black logo, but it
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: is it is bulletproof, like the one Dark Knight Returns
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: comic where he uses it to try to draw attention,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: to draw their fire to the bulletproof padded area. Because
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's the kind of thinking that my personal Batman
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: use it, like it's he's just people's Batman now they
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: have their own idea of him.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty horrifying the way people will twist logic.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Around, especially from an accountability standpoint. There's because there's like
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: less and less people going hey, you said that and
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: you did that. Yeah, it just becomes another episode of.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: No, actually he was it was he meant to do
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: the tariffs and then immediately turn them down for computers
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: instead of doing them like that in the first place.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking wild, the tariffs thing, Dan. I agree
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: that someone needs to look into it from an insider
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: trading sort of standpoint, because there had to be people
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: who made a shit ton shorting stocks.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I mean it's like it's it's it's
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: sort of turning America into like a fucking worldwide economic
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: protection racket. Absolutely, you know, we'd be like, oh, hey,
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: fucking nice some in conduction's a go guy here, be
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: ashamed if someone charged you to fifty percent more for them.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if we're not doing it that way. We
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: on yesterday's episode of You Don't Even Like This Show,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: talked about this situation in the Democratic Republic of the
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Congo where we have already sort of made a deal
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: with them because they're facing all of this strife and
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: unrest from Rwanda, and we've already made a deal where
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: we're like, listen, you give us your cobalt and your
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: precious minerals and will help you put down this threat
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: to your government. Meanwhile, three Americans just got arrested trying
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: to overthrow their government. So it's sort of like we're
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: doing the overthrowing and then being like, hey, you know what, we.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Can protect you from this, Yeah, overthrowing that's going around.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: We can put an end to this if you just
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: give us your minerals. And it's total fucking mob shit.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: It's a cousin of like, hey, take all these guns.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, well now it's a fair fight
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: because you have all those guns. Now we can come
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: take your shit.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: And yeah, tariffs are the same thing, Like it's damn
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: near extortion. It's crazy, but it's America being America. Finally,
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: it's like we've always kind of been pretty heinous on
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: the world stage. Now we're just like we told you that.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: That is one thing I have thought about this watching
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: this this tariff shit go down, it's like, this is
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: us to be like, this is the fucking champagne room. Baby,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: you want to do business here, it's gonna cost you
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: a premium on top to the fucking hosts.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and I mean we're getting a little off
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: track talking about tariffs, but it was pointed out on
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: one of the fucking news talk shows I watched over
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: the weekend. Tariffs used to be Democrats thing before this Democrats. Yeah,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: I mean way into the idea of tariffs.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Trump and Bernie Sanders were relying on some trade issues.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not anymore though, Yeah, probably not so much. Yeah,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: who knows. So the response from the anti vax crowd
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: to RFK Junior's heel turn has been exactly what you expect.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Case in point, information War correspondent and vander Steele very
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: cool name.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was by to say a character in a
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: young adult novel, and vander Steele.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: She posted, what is going on here? Who has mk
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: ultred Robert Nity Junior? Okay? Twitter user health Ranger says
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: RFK Junior is making it impossible for his own supporters
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: to defend him, given that he's now practically a spokesperson
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: for the vaccine industry. And finally, Candae Owens, this is
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: absolutely wild. I'm thinking I might need to release the
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: MMR episode of my Shot in the Dark series for
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: free so parents understand this is not a safe vaccine
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: at all. The combination vaccines are the worst. Ironically, I
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: learned this from RFK Junior end quote.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Wow. The whole time you were saying all of that,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I just was having a Vietnam flashback. Of the time.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I had an unprotected sex with a woman who turned
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: down lated to be an anti vaxxer, and I was
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: that was real. I was real close to having to
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: fight all these battles in a very personal level.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yikes. So let's talk about this next story. A bill
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: passed the Florida Senate recently that outlaw weather manipulation. This
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: is a quote from Ron DeSantis.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: And right off the right, off the dribble. I gotta
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: call that what it is, which is anti Semitic. That's
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: part of Jewish culture manipulating the weather. This is a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: rich tradition they passed down through millennia of global elite.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've had those space lasers longer than people realize.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Well, because they date back to ancient Egypt. Adam, you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: need to learn about the Iraqi stargates. We should Did
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: we ever do an episode about the Iraqi stargates?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: No, that's a fun one. Well, let's just say the
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: war in Iraq was actually about an Iraqi stargate. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: believe it. I believe it honestly makes more sense than
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the reason we went there in the than the official
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Well lost ancient technology that could travel through the stars. Yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of worse, all of our youths dying
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in the desert on a lie.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So the second war in Iraq, not the first
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: or both second war in Iraq. Yeah, that makes sense.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe the first warn Iraq was about the stargate too.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I got to that's the stargate guise.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm gonna look into that. So this is
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: a quote from Ron DeSantis. People have a lot of
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: kooky ideas that they can get in and put things
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: in the atmosphere to block the sun and save us
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: from climate change. We're not playing that game in Florida.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Well, knowing where sunscreen and Florida, Ron, of course not.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And this is all just leftovers from Marjorie Taylor Green
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: blaming hurricanes Milton and Helene on they who control the
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: weather and her Jewish space laser stuff.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You were doing some of some really terrible eminem on
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: accident there with Marjorie Taylor Green blaming Milton and Helene.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't even catch that. Fucking bars what.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: That sounds like It's a should be in an award
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: winning like one act play. Milton and Helene.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: So The article we'll link to about this comes from
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Florida news outlet called Gulf Coast News, and I bring
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: that up just to point out that they asked their
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: local meteorologist if controlling the weather and creating a hurricane
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: is even possible, and her response wasn't exactly no. She said, quote,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: there is no scientific consensus that anyone would be able
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: to generate a hurricane end quote. So that doesn't it's
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: not no, it's just some scientists think you could maybe,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: which I always find that kind of shit interesting. But
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: also she did add this, you need hot sea surface
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: temperatures at eighty degrees and an existing weather disturbance, a
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: cluster of storms, and you need low wind shear. This
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: is something our Earth's atmosphere is generating to try to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: create balance on our planets so we can live here.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: This is something humans have no role in. End quote.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: And okay, but Jewish space lasers, though.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Seems simpler than low wind shear to me.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the scientific consensus on low wind shear? Is
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: that a thing I've never heard of?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: That?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: How come I've never heard of it? I mean, I've
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: heard of wind here.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: But I actually hadn't heard of winds here until until
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: literally right now, is this like cloud seating? I didn't.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't totally see the part where she was like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: here's how the hurricane machine works.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's just talking about how an actual hurricane starts.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know. Do you know they have
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: hurricanes in England? I did not know that. I did
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: not know that until I watched. There is a six
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: hour documentary about Tom Petty out there from back before
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: documentarians realized you could make those episodes. So it's literally
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: six straight hours.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Oh just one wow.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a part in there about how he
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: had moved to England at one point and immediately upon
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: moving they were hit with a fucking hurricane. I was like, really,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: but it mean it makes sense there's ocean and shit.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it just seems like that. It just
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: seems like England sucks so bad that they would get
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: to skip hurricanes. Like that's cold and raining white, but
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: we're not going to make the wind go all crazy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Food sucks, Yeah, food does suck. I mean fish and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: chips though, can't go wrong, and I fuck it every day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Fish and chips is one of these things you did
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: like once every year and a half.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You don't want to do that regularly. No, Although, get
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: me next to along John Silvers and I'm in trouble.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Fortunately they're only in like Guardina now.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: The first time I ever saw long John Silver's food,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, why is everything here the exact same
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: color brown? No matter what it is, because.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: It's all this equally delicious fucking.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Whether it was the shrimp or the fries or the sprite,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it was all the same or the corn.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So Senate Bill fifty six, as this is called,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: did clear the Senate. If it's fully passed, it would
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: make it illegal to manipulate the temperature, weather, climate, or sunlight.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Violators caught trying could face a third degree felony and
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: thousands of dollars in fines. The bill was introduced by
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Republican state Senator Elena Garcia, and it also calls for
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: setting up a hotline to report suspicious weather activity. Fucking
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: what what does that mean.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: If you see a guy with a really big magnifying
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: glass pointing it at the city hall? Suspicious weather activity.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I got in trouble in grade school once for pointing
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: a magnifying glass at the outside of the school, and
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: it was a brick building. It's not like I was
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: going to set the building a flame.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: But hey, were you trying to a little bit a
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: little bit? Yeah, but it wasn't going to be view
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: was fruitless. So you shouldn't have gotten in trouble.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't going to work. Someone should have just
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: been like, that's not gonna work, idiot.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have pointed you towards them, you know,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: some sticks and kindling, so that you could.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Have helped me out chilled another future. So this is
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: a quote from another quote from Ron DeSantis on social media.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I support the legislation. However, the House of Representatives has
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: gutted Senator Garcia his legislation and they would actually codify
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: the practice of geo engineering and weather modification end quote.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: So sounds like maybe he's not going to sign it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: They're only saying geo engineering because they can't say gu engineering.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly, all right. Nikita Cassip seventeen, Wisconsin. He is facing
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: nine felony charges, including two counts of first degree murder
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and two counts of hiding a corpse. Those are state
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: charges he's facing in Wisconsin stemming from the murder of
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: his parents. Police believe Cassip's mom, Tatiana Cassip, and his stepfather,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Donald Meyer, were killed on February eleventh. Their bodies were
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: discovered on February twenty eighth after police performed welfare check
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: at his home. Nikita Cassip was not present at the home,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: but was apprehended later that night. During a traffic stop.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Authorities found fourteen thousand dollars in one hundred dollars bills,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: another fourteen thousand dollars worth of jewelry, and a three
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: point fifty seven magnum revolver that belong to Donald Meyer. Interestingly,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: after the arrest, Cassip was hit with additional federal charges
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: presidential assassination, conspiracy, and use of weapons of mass destruction. Damn.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Turns out he was trying to kill Trump and killed
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: his parents to it seems like just rob them and
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: finance his trip to.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I need some stood up capital for my assassination. I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: my mom's being a real tight ass about it.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Interesting that there apparently are messages that he was exchanging
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: with someone who was encouraging him to do this. He
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: thought he was talking to someone in Ukraine who was
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I guess going to give him shelter after he carried
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: this out.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: The thing again, know, the thing about killing the president
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: is that you never make it to Ukraine. Yeah, you
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: know it's they don't ever charge of the jet waiting
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: by the runway with twenty five million dollars in on
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: marked bills, And you know it's like this is all
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: just like it's childish.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I hate to say, Yeah, I mean it's a seventeen
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: year old kid. He got conned for sure.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You know, at least it wasn't by an AI influencer
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah that we know of. AI could just be that
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: good that it's now dispatching people to fucking carry out
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: political assassinations.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Imagine you wrote the AI that got the kid to
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: try to kill Trump? Like, how hard are you high
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: fiving everyone in Ukraine right now? We almost got what.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: After authority searched his phone, they found material relating to
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: the Order of Nine Angles, which I always read as
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Angels at first. That is a neo Nazi extremist group.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: They also found photos and other messages regarding plans to
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: assassinate Trump that included a self described manifesto regarding assassinating
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: the president, making bombs and terrorist attacks. He apparently felt
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: like assassinating Trump would start a political revolution to save
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: the white race. Killing Trump, yeah, weird choice, very weird choice.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Not providing that, wouldn't you want to give him the
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: best healthcare you've possibly.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: This is a quote from the manifesto apparently as to
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: why specifically Trump. I think it's pretty obvious by getting
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: rid of the president and perhaps the vice president, that
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: is guaranteed to bring in some chaos end quote. And
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: that sounds like the reasoning of a fucking seventeen year
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: old to me, bring in some chaos. That's it, That's
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: all it's gonna take to save the white race.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: We have a teenage edge lord character on Mean Boys
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: named Tyler Dawson, and this sounds like something from one
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of his journals. This is just the most like drawing
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of a fucking wizard in your composition book, Napoleon Dynamite,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that dynamite ask I've ever you know, it's sad. If
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: this kid could just like was, could be in a
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: band or played D and D or something like, we
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: would probably be fine. We'll be fine.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, take that passion. Direct it somewhere useful, because
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I've said it a bunch of times. I cannot stress enough.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: No matter who the president is, that's not how you
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: want a presidency to end in your country. It doesn't
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: improve things, it makes things worse. Usually it's yeah, it's
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: bad for your country's brand, and it will just make
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: people sympathetic for the other side, unless it's Shinzhowabe. Of course,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: the most successful political assassination of all time by a
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: million miles. But that was an anomaly. That's different, and
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: he wasn't really trying to take down the government. He
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: was taken down a fucking church, and the government took
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: that church down to stay in power. Basically totally different thing.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Don't be encouraged, all right. This next story, Area fifty one,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone's ever heard of it. People
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: are up in arms online because of a bizarre triangular
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: shaped tower that showed up in a Google Maps image
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: of area fifty one. Did you see this? Look at
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: this picture?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I'm pull it up right now.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, it looks weird, but it also just off
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: the like immediately to me looks like an air traffic
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: control tower of some sort. And if they're testing experimental
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: crafts and whatnot at Area fifty one. You'd assume they
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: need one of those.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Probably, you know, this looks like like the lowest level
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Zurig building you could make in StarCraft. It does have
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a kind of an alienware computer
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: vibe to it. But yeah, don't know, Like Adam said,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: it could be for something totally innocuous and uh, most
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: and alien dudes like it's so funny, but it is true,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Like alien dudes will be like, well, Warry fifty one
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: is just the one they let you know about so
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that you don't know about the real one.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And there are a ton of comments along those
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: lines on this story, but people have also come forward,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: albeit unconfirmed sources according to this article to say that
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: it's just a communication tower used for military purposes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It looks like a black Ionic Breeze quadra, it does.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: It looks like a tower fan a little bit.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, it looks exactly like the space heater that's next
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to my desk right now. Yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it apparently does rotate. I don't know how
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: this person would know this, but according to a conspiracy
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: website called Dreamland Resort, this object was actually first spotted
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: back in two thousand and five. Here is a quote.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: This new tall structure near the RCS Range at the
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: No North end of Area fifty one was built between
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: September twenty eighth, two thousand and five and January seventeenth,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: two thousand and six. It is triangular in shape, approximately
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty five feet tall, and the three
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: sides are about thirty feet wide. Comparing various satellite images,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: it appears that the tower can rotate around its vertical
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: center axis. There are no support buildings nearby, but the
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: proximity to the RCS Range could suggest that it is
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: controlled from there. End quote. I feel like I still
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: have questions, but there's probably a lot of shit at
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Area fifty one that I would have a ton of
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: questions about.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: It's well, I'm not surprised that they can't just have
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a normal Wi Fi router. Yeah, you know, like that
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: they have to have a big fucking whole production that
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: looks like a prop from a Steven Spielberg movie. I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: do like that This was reported on a website called
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Dreamland Resort, which sounds like if there was like a
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: sort of a like a like a store brand in
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Neverland Ranch, you could go to to get molested by
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: a much less significant pop star than Michael Jackson.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a strange name for a conspiracy website
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: and that description. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what the fuck's going on at area fifty one.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: At this point, I don't give a shit. We got
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: bigger fish to fry. Are the aliens going to get
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Trump out of office? If not, I don't fucking care.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the question. Do they have faster than light
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: free energy technology or do they not?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Because does if does the government have If they have
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: faster than light capable engines and shit like that would
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: standard reason you can also end world hunger at the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: very least make electricity free like dull kinds of shits
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: that would like stop the paradigm of capitalism deadness tracks
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: within a generation, you know. So if they have that
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: technology and they're keeping it from us, then you know they're
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: they're they're they're complicit in the genocide of a specie.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that comes up in those Bob Lazaar documentaries a lot,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: where his suggestion is that we need like an amnesty
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: program for government officials to where they can safely come
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: out and be like okay, okay, okay, you got.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Us yeah, whistleblower protections. Basically, yeah, we.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Have this, this technology, will give it to you, just
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: don't shoot us in the town square for letting millions
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: people die first. And he feels like, until something like
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: that's in place, we're never gonna know if the government has.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: My favorite series of possibly science fiction, possibly horrifying science
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: reality documentaries that Stephen Grier does also that we did
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: my favorite conspiracy episode about he traffics to a lot
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in this kind of like thinking, and he'll tell you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: that there are like people that because you'll see weird shit,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like there'll be a guy who says he's got a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: car that runs on water, and then there's a massive
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: bidding war and then fucking mega conglomerate buys all of
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: his papers, never to be seen it from again. Like
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: people buy like the estates of inventors and stuff like
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that all the time, and they're always, according to Stephen Greer,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: like oh, we're looking for someplace to introduce the technology,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: but they never find any place to you know, there's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: there's never You can't do free energy anywhere without crashing
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the economy. It just doesn't work.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I think I might have been thinking of Stephen Greer.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Bob Bazaar Is I might talk about this stuff too.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember. But if we have it and
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: they're hiding it, like what are they using it for?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: It's just like sitting around, Because here's the thing. How
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: much fun is it to enslave us? I mean, come on,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: they could just lie. They could just be like, hey,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: look what we just built last week. Yeah right, And
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: even if we don't believe them, what the fuck's gonna happen?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: We never believe them.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people are gonna be ecstatic that we have free
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: energy now. No one's gonna give a shit. If some
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: asshole on a podcast like this one is like, actually
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: they had that for like fifty years and millions and
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: millions of people died, they're gonna be like, shut up, asshole,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: we got free energy now. And you know what, who
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: can blame them?
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Well, we're diverting all the free energy stuff for the
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: speculative world war, for alien spaceship wars, and long story short,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: you still got to work at CVS.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. Who would run the CVS's of
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: the world. So this last story, this is more sad
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: than anything. It's sad and alarming, and I feel like
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: someone needs to intervene in a very real way before
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: people get murdered. Former UFC champion BJ Penn posted videos
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: on social media recently suggesting that his mother, Lorraine Shin,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: and his brothers JD Penn, Reagan Penn, and Kalani Mamazuka
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: have all been murdered and replaced by impostors.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: This is the.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Caption on one of the videos which These videos are
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: still up. They're on his Instagram. I watched them this morning.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: He put them up like five days ago. They're still there.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: He's put more videos up since the ones in this article.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Here's a quote from the caption of one of these videos.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: If I harm any of these people that are acting
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: like my mom or my brothers, I go to jail
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: and lose everything. If they harm me, nothing will happen
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: to them, and I lose everything. I have many black
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: belts over the years that are police officers. Are you
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: guys gonna help me? Are we going to help JD
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: and Reagan and my mother and look for them and
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: investigate these fake frauds. We're trying to steal everything from
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: my family hashtag Hawaii. That is from a video where
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: he compares a bunch of pictures of his real brother
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: and his fake brother.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Wow, imagine you imagine Paul mccartiny is dead your brother. Yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I wonder how the family is reacting to this. His
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: mom is in the video where he's talking about his
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: mom being fake. She's gotta be fucking terrified.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I would think, you know, if my son was a
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: UFC fighter that had developed delusions, I would be pretty terrified.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be wanting to get the fuck out
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: of there. And as has been pointed out by people
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: in the comments of pretty much every article about this.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: There's several comments on his videos, he is almost certainly
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: suffering from something called Capgrass syndrome. Capgrass being the name
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: of the guy who discovered it. It's also called the
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: delusion of doubles. This is a quote patients falsely believe
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: that an identical person has replaced a person close to
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: him or her. That is from a study about cap
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Gris's syndrome that was posted on the National Library of
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Medicine website. That is a government agency that has somehow
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: been allowed to live for now and.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Not to be confused with cap ass syndrome, which is
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: what you get if you try to replace easy ease
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: money with some bullshit excuses. Right.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: They also add this pretty alarming line in their study, Well,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: the propensity of violence in cap Grist's syndrome patients requires
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: its speedy recognition and timely intervention.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: And the end, no shit, said his mom.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone needs to fucking haul this guy to a
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: hospital or something. Like he's gonna murder his goddamn family.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: It seems like and I don't know, I don't know
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: what anyone's doing about it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel for them. This is a I mean,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: mental illness is tough in all its forms.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and especially when it starts to threaten the lives
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: of other people.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah, when you literally have a disease where
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the nature of your disease is to think that you're
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: people who care about where were replaced and it's everything.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: It's a conspiracy and no one believes you. Like, that's
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a that's pretty rough spot to be in.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is probably CTE related, which ct is
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: such an insidious disease you can't even diagnose it until
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: after a person dies. You have to cut their brain
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: open kind of too no, really diagnose to like actually
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: diagnose CTE. You can kind of diagnose it from how
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: a person's acting, like say, if they go on the
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Pat McAfee show and call Anthony Fauci the biggest spreader
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: of COVID misinformation, like ten or fifteen times, maybe that
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: person Aaron Rodgers, by the way, So yeah, nothing funny
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: about this last story.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I have a cute button. Did ever tell you my
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: clone story, my conspiracy clone story about Avril Levine? No,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: So that's like one of the oldest conspiracy theories ever, right,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: that Avril Levine is a clone. So a few years ago,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm writing an awards show and it's a live show.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So live shows they got to be exactly. If it's
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: two our show, it's got exactly two hours. Can't be
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: two hours, one minute, can't be minute fifty nine seconds.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It's got to be a two hour show right on
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: the dot. So sometimes you need to pad little moments
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to make them a little bit longer, and sometimes you
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: need to cut little ones to make them a little
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: bit shorter. And we're in a situation where the show's
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: run a little bit short, and we were having to
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: add stuff to make the show longer as it was
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: getting towards the end of the night and Avril Levine
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: was coming in to present one of the awards. And
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: she comes in and I've added some stuff to her
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: script where I've written like a thing where I've done
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: some research about her, and it was like something from
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: like earlier in her career that she'd said in a
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: bunch of interviews that I kind of like connected to
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: something that was going on with the person she was
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: presenting the award for. And it was just a little
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: bit of copywriting, but it would involve a little piece
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of information about her life from when she was younger,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: and when she came in to read for it, I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if it was because she was drunk or what,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: but she had no idea what I was talking about.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: She didn't remember this story from her like life that
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: she talked about in all these interviews the fuck And
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, what, I don't even believe this conspiracy theory,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: but are you a clone? Like what the fuck?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That is weird as shit, because yeah, I did
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: an episode about I did a solo episode about that,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I think a solo conspiracy episode a few years ago.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: And yeah, there's a video where she's singing like in
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: her early days and then singing later on and it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: radically different, and people are like, see, what the fuck happened?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: But there's like a fifteen minute video from this vocal
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: coach out there who is like, what happened is she
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: got voice training and actually learned how to sing.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Of doing this as a business instead of like as
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: a passion in your bedroom.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, that's fucking weird. That's weird that she
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: wouldn't remember that shit.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just thought that was cute. I was like,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: and it gave me, It gives me a little bit
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: of hope that she's actually a government clone.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I hope there's I wouldn't mind
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: if Eminem is a clone. The original one seemed like
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: an asshole. Anyway.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You know, when do you want Eminem to have died
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: in this? Oh?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: In the Eminem clone theory, he died in that. Remember
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: he had that stretch where it was like four or
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: five years where he didn't put in.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember, well, I was, I was, I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: was waiting.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the stretch where the conspiracy theory says
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: he died and he was replaced by an impostor.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes the most sense in between the first
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: batch of albums and relapse.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, which, man, he seems hard to replace.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: That would that that would be tough coming up there.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: And then well yeah he had like he is legitimately
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: one of the most talented people to ever do what
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: he does, probably forever, Like how do you clone the
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan of something?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it reminds me of a weird comparison here, But
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Lindsay Buckingham from.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Every time he leaves the band, they have to hire
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: two people to replace him because no one fucking plays
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: guitar the way Lindsey Buckingham plays guitar. Like he has
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: his fingers manicured so he can, like specifically in a
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: way that facilitates playing guitar fingernails not fingers. How crazy
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: would that be. It's getting his actual fucking fingers sharpened.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Brown down into nubs of rock.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, maybe maybe Avrilvin is fake. Maybe Stevie
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Wonder can see he's got there's a new Stevie Wonder
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: can See story out there that I hadn't heard. Apparently
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: he beat Johnny Gill at air hockey once.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, I mean, I don't know. Air hockey is
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: like not the It's not It's not a game where
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you can't get lucky and just beat somebody was flailing
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: around like like a blind fish. You just you can
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: just move your hand back and forth in front of
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the goal really quick and have a pretty decent shot
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of like defending your your your little goal in air hockey.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I did that same a ward show with Stevie Wonder also,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure he's blind.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: People also point to that video where he's on stage
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: and I think it's Paul McCartney like runs past him
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: and knocks the mike stand over and Stevie Wonder reaches
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: out and catches it. But I mean, your other sentence
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: have to be censes have to be heightened a little bit.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you can dare devilbscribe.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: To the Stevie Wonder there devil theory.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen him play the drums? I have not.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: There's a great documentary called Summer Soul, which is about
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: a music festival in New York. I had a bunch
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: of great black acts and one of them was TeV
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Won there and he plays this really fucking ripping drum solo,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: and it looks hilarious watching Stevie wonder this sunglasses on
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: playing the fucking shit out of the drums. But he's
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: a really good drummer. Who knew.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I love a surprise drummer. That's always fun. Carrie Underwood
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: the what country musician. She can fucking throw down on drum.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: She is a legitimately great musician. She's just an awful
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: fucking person in terms of politics. And I heard she's
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: kind of an asshole, but that was from one mom
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: who says she treated her kid shitty.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: But being able to play a drum solo goes a
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: long way.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's video out there of her. I
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: think it was at Trump's inauguration playing a fucking drum solo.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: But Danielle Heim too from Heim, really fucking good drummer.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: But I think that's our episode, right, we did it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: That is all the conspiracy news anyone could possibly fucking
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: need right now. Don't consume anything else until we come
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: back with more news later.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: If you want any more our FK news, you could
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: subscribe to our our FK translator of Patriot. You gotta
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: One time, one time, I'm gonna fucking figure it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Out speeches and do a in AI.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so that's our episode. We did it, Connor,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: thank you so much for doing the pod. As always,
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: what do we have to plug before we get out
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: of here? Follow me on Blue Sky Adam Todd Brown
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: dot Besky dot social. Also, if you go there, the
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Conspiracy Show has an account now and you can follow
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: that if the link is right in my bio. And
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: that's all I got. What do you want to plug?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Follow me economics Bad then your social media platform of
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: choice and watch my comedy special on YouTube and my
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: YouTube channel, Economic Spad on YouTube. Check it out.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Oh right, and let's get the fuck out of here.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Connor say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye everybody.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: We love you.