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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to
- 0:27Speaker 1: the show, fellow Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so
- 0:31Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Let's hear it for the man,
- 0:34Speaker 1: the myth, the legend, the map maker, super producer, mister
- 0:39Speaker 1: Max Williams.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Gobble gabble, He's the map, He's the map, He's the map,
- 0:47Speaker 2: He's the map. On Sue us Nick Jr.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Ah Nick, everything's going fine. Now. That's mister Noel Brown
- 0:55Speaker 1: right there. Uh and that's uh uh. They called me
- 1:00Speaker 1: Bullen in this part of the world. Guys, before we
- 1:04Speaker 1: get into our history of ridiculous maps yesteryear, I think
- 1:09Speaker 1: we owe it to our fellow listeners to talk about
- 1:13Speaker 1: a snight kerfuffle. We had a lot of us were
- 1:19Speaker 1: tuning into Ridiculous History recently and saw a description of
- 1:25Speaker 1: Doc Holiday as a deadly dentist, only to hear a
- 1:31Speaker 1: pretty in depth exploration of the ridiculous history of dog food.
- 1:36Speaker 2: The classic bait and switch the RHBNS.
- 1:39Speaker 1: So we love this, by the way, because guys, we
- 1:42Speaker 1: got some We got some hilarious and supportive comments from
- 1:48Speaker 1: our fellow ridiculous historians who were weirdly and no offense.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Anybody weirdly super on board with that bait and switch
- 1:59Speaker 1: you described.
- 2:00Speaker 2: I was gonna say, bemused.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Bemused is a great word.
- 2:05Speaker 2: I'm glad you think so. It again is a great word,
- 2:07Speaker 2: and I think it's appropriate here. I certainly was, And
- 2:10Speaker 2: you know, it would be not that far out of
- 2:11Speaker 2: character for the show to just like start with one
- 2:14Speaker 2: idea and then pivot to something completely different.
- 2:18Speaker 3: And if I could just jump in here, as as
- 2:20Speaker 3: the man who runs the RSS feed, it is very
- 2:25Speaker 3: easy to switch an M and a B. That is
- 2:28Speaker 3: what happened. No joke in my internal system, the M
- 2:32Speaker 3: and the B in November got flipped, which jumped the
- 2:35Speaker 3: wrong episode to the top of my queue of uploading things.
- 2:38Speaker 2: So it was upspreadsheet kerfuffle.
- 2:41Speaker 3: But I liked the idea of we did that intentionally,
- 2:44Speaker 3: so let's go with it.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Yes, let's just continue the mystery. Hey guys, I have
- 2:49Speaker 2: a bit of a pitch. Sure, I'm surprised we haven't
- 2:52Speaker 2: seen it. Maybe I've missed it, But what do you
- 2:54Speaker 2: think about a Jigsaw esque serial killer with the with
- 2:59Speaker 2: the message called the Cartographer who like takes people's skin
- 3:05Speaker 2: and turns them into historical maps. I didn't know you
- 3:10Speaker 2: reapped my blog. No Ah, man, it was too good
- 3:14Speaker 2: to be No, it's original.
- 3:16Speaker 1: It's great. As you can tell, we're always pitching. We're
- 3:20Speaker 1: always trying to think ahead, you know, we're pitching, closing,
- 3:25Speaker 1: drinking coffee, always be cartographing, which is a word we
- 3:30Speaker 1: just churchified. Today's episode is the first in an ongoing
- 3:36Speaker 1: series about maps. Now, Noel, you know I collect and
- 3:49Speaker 1: obsess over maps.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Have you?
- 3:51Speaker 1: Are you a map guy?
- 3:53Speaker 2: I have a map of Skyrim that our buddy Matt
- 3:59Speaker 2: Frederick gives to both of us. It is currently in
- 4:03Speaker 2: a holding space while I figure out a new place
- 4:05Speaker 2: to put it because I had to do a little
- 4:07Speaker 2: moving around to some art pieces. But it was hanging
- 4:09Speaker 2: in my guest room for some time. No, but have
- 4:13Speaker 2: we not done an episode about funky maps? Surely it's
- 4:18Speaker 2: come up, man, I love that this. Yeah, okay, so
- 4:20Speaker 2: maybe we could you know, retroactively, Grandfather goes into this
- 4:23Speaker 2: ongoing series, but for our purposes today, we can call
- 4:27Speaker 2: this part. Well, yeah, you don't.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Cast your memory back fellow human beings. Back in the
- 4:34Speaker 1: days where most people lived and died about thirty miles
- 4:39Speaker 1: from where they were born. Like in that area, you
- 4:42Speaker 1: don't know much about the world around you. Someone comes
- 4:45Speaker 1: up to you and says, hey, the world is round,
- 4:48Speaker 1: and you're like burn the witch. Or they say hey,
- 4:50Speaker 1: the world is flat and you're like, that's a platform
- 4:53Speaker 1: I can stand on. Or they say the world shaped
- 4:56Speaker 1: like a casadilla and you're like, what the time means?
- 4:59Speaker 2: Wrong here?
- 5:00Speaker 1: Case the dias aren't.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Nothing yet but also delicious in advance.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah, and the issue is that making maps is very difficult.
- 5:10Speaker 1: It it's easier now than ever, but we have to
- 5:16Speaker 1: acknowledge that all of the photographers of old, let me
- 5:21Speaker 1: amend that most of the cartographers of old were doing
- 5:26Speaker 1: the best they could with the technology and the information
- 5:30Speaker 1: they had.
- 5:31Speaker 2: They were doing their level best, you know, yeah, because
- 5:35Speaker 2: it's almost like, I mean, now we've got all this
- 5:38Speaker 2: satellite imagery and things that can take a much larger
- 5:41Speaker 2: overview scanning, you know, bodies of water and land, masses,
- 5:45Speaker 2: et cetera. But back in those days, if you didn't
- 5:47Speaker 2: if you hadn't actually traversed the thing that you were mapping,
- 5:51Speaker 2: you really were guessing. And even if you had traversed it,
- 5:55Speaker 2: to fit it all into the jigsaw, puzzle that is,
- 5:58Speaker 2: all of the surrounding land masses and have things like
- 6:01Speaker 2: borders and all of these other ephemeral concepts. I mean,
- 6:04Speaker 2: there's gonna be there's gonna be some misses.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. That's why we call
- 6:10Speaker 1: it the drawing board. That's why we call science and
- 6:14Speaker 1: learning a conversation. So with that in mind, we being
- 6:20Speaker 1: a supportive crew of absolute bozos, we want to talk
- 6:24Speaker 1: about times cartographers bozoed up their maps, specifically the island
- 6:32Speaker 1: of California. I'm sorry, what the island of California. This
- 6:37Speaker 1: comes to us from old world auctions. This is probably
- 6:43Speaker 1: one of the most familiar famous cartographic mistakes. Oh, and
- 6:49Speaker 1: we should say cartography is the study of and creation
- 6:53Speaker 1: of maps.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, we very the lead there. Our apologies. Yeah,
- 6:58Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm still hung up on this idea of
- 7:00Speaker 2: California being an island. Whose idea was that? Right?
- 7:05Speaker 1: Take us to the manager, we say, calling Gavin Newsom.
- 7:10Speaker 1: This is if you look at the map, it is
- 7:14Speaker 1: a vaguely carrot or rocket shaped mass and it's detached
- 7:19Speaker 1: from the western coast of North America. So if you
- 7:24Speaker 1: look at this map from back in the day, it
- 7:27Speaker 1: appears that California is not part of the contiguous United States. Instead,
- 7:34Speaker 1: it looks like it's a little floating boy out there
- 7:37Speaker 1: on the left.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Can we also just name off the insane map that
- 7:43Speaker 2: this comes from, Oh the let's see Henricus Hondius as
- 7:49Speaker 2: the name of the cartographer, and the work or the
- 7:52Speaker 2: piece is entitled Nova totius tarum orbis geographica ac hydrophica tabula.
- 8:01Speaker 2: I'm assuming the act is meant to be pronounced, but
- 8:04Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent sure. It may well be
- 8:06Speaker 2: like a you know, a hyphen.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Or something like that, like our pal Joe Mikelhanney Mick
- 8:13Speaker 1: al Hanny is yeah, okay, well, apologies Joe if we're
- 8:18Speaker 1: mispronouncing the name, as our pal is saying here. Joe
- 8:22Speaker 1: points out that before California was established as an actual
- 8:27Speaker 1: place to the Europeans, it was a fantasy invented by
- 8:34Speaker 1: the guy who named the map, Garci Rodriguez de Montalvo.
- 8:38Speaker 1: He's a Castilian, and.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Can I just say the latin esque sounding name that
- 8:43Speaker 2: I mentioned earlier is just one of numerous versions of
- 8:46Speaker 2: this thing that exists. It's not like the og but
- 8:48Speaker 2: I just had to rattle down right.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. So the idea or the name,
- 8:55Speaker 1: the concept of California was invented before Europeans and discovered
- 9:01Speaker 1: the actual place called California today. Back in fifteen ten,
- 9:06Speaker 1: our Buddy Montovo, he published a sort of like a
- 9:12Speaker 1: spin off or an addition to chronicles that have been
- 9:16Speaker 1: written earlier. And in his description he he just waxes
- 9:22Speaker 1: on like he waxes on, waxes off. He goes ham
- 9:26Speaker 1: on this idea of an island paradise to the right
- 9:31Speaker 1: hand of the endies that was populated only by and
- 9:35Speaker 1: there's a quote from him, Amazonian black women who are
- 9:39Speaker 1: protected by the mythological creatures the Griffins, and they have
- 9:45Speaker 1: a bunch of.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Gold Griffin's being the what is it like a lion?
- 9:50Speaker 1: It's like a lion eagle.
- 9:52Speaker 2: That's right, talent and flighted.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Yeah, here we have to mention a previous episode we
- 9:59Speaker 1: create way back in twenty eighteen.
- 10:02Speaker 2: That's right, the episode that I think I was referencing,
- 10:06Speaker 2: or at least working towards referencing, California was named for
- 10:09Speaker 2: a fictional island ruled by a black Amazon queen. I
- 10:12Speaker 2: think there are a couple others that fit this series
- 10:16Speaker 2: as well, but that one was definitely on my mind.
- 10:18Speaker 2: So Montvalo's story or Montalvo's story, excuse me, began to
- 10:23Speaker 2: circulate and really took on a life of its own.
- 10:27Speaker 2: And so the Spanish explorers in New Spain were very
- 10:31Speaker 2: familiar with what had become kind of a type of
- 10:35Speaker 2: lore and this sort of notion of this promised land,
- 10:39Speaker 2: you know, the island of California.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Yeah, they took it as a matter of fact. It's
- 10:46Speaker 1: kind of like if you were an astronaut and all
- 10:50Speaker 1: you knew about the moon was science fiction, you would say, oh,
- 10:56Speaker 1: of course, this is the stuff from the story earlier.
- 11:01Speaker 1: And so our buddy, or many people, particularly Hernan Cortes,
- 11:08Speaker 1: they carry over these ideas, this informative, inspirational fiction, and
- 11:18Speaker 1: eventually one of Cortes's two ships, the Conception, is taken
- 11:23Speaker 1: over by mutiny and it is steered to a site
- 11:28Speaker 1: that's kind of near present day Lapause. This means that
- 11:33Speaker 1: crew is the first European ship to land in what
- 11:37Speaker 1: we call Baja California.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Yes, Cortes the killer of Neil Young fame, of course,
- 11:44Speaker 2: but before he had an opportunity to write up a
- 11:48Speaker 2: you know, an account of this discovery or really survey
- 11:52Speaker 2: the area for map making purposes. Yeminez was killed by
- 11:57Speaker 2: the locals. Yeah.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy we're referencing here for tune im Andez
- 12:04Speaker 1: is the leader of the mutiny and he brings the
- 12:09Speaker 1: he rocks up with this awesome weather Warren boat at
- 12:14Speaker 1: this point, and he is murdered. Not everybody aboard is murdered.
- 12:19Speaker 1: There are surviving crew members and they make it back
- 12:23Speaker 1: to their version of you know what they call civilization,
- 12:29Speaker 1: and they say, oh wow, there's this crazy island way
- 12:33Speaker 1: out to the left of the map. And this catches
- 12:36Speaker 1: the attention of vernand Cortes. He starts exploring the Baja
- 12:41Speaker 1: California region in May of fifteen thirty five. And at
- 12:47Speaker 1: this point, no, we have to we have to note
- 12:50Speaker 1: I almost said we have to map. We have to
- 12:52Speaker 1: note that if you look at this part of the
- 12:56Speaker 1: coast of North America, there is a long peninsular thing.
- 13:01Speaker 2: That's right.
- 13:01Speaker 1: So if you don't have enough information, it might look
- 13:04Speaker 1: like an island to you.
- 13:06Speaker 2: That's right. And I really did. It occurred to me
- 13:08Speaker 2: when I think of like a peninsula. I guess I
- 13:10Speaker 2: always think about Florida, for example, the hole, the way
- 13:12Speaker 2: it juts out for Italy or the sea or Italy,
- 13:16Speaker 2: of course, and I could see how with a limited view,
- 13:19Speaker 2: a limited scope of what was going on along the
- 13:22Speaker 2: coast here, that one could, you know, make that mistake.
- 13:24Speaker 2: And yeah, we're not here to like criticize the people
- 13:28Speaker 2: of the past, because to your point, Ben, you know,
- 13:31Speaker 2: sometimes we are. But they did their best with the
- 13:33Speaker 2: information that they had. Yeah, Suar Guy Cortes and crew.
- 13:37Speaker 2: They travel about two hundred miles up both the Gulf
- 13:41Speaker 2: and the Pacific coast, and they're originating from Cabo San Lucas.
- 13:47Speaker 2: At this point, your buddy Hernand says, oh geez, okay,
- 13:53Speaker 2: cheese and crackers. This land is an island. Nothing I
- 13:58Speaker 2: have seen so far from the boat, with the information
- 14:02Speaker 2: I have, could make the story I read earlier sound incorrect.
- 14:08Speaker 2: So this is an island. We're gonna call it California
- 14:13Speaker 2: because I'm well read and I remember that from the
- 14:17Speaker 2: story I read earlier. Right. Yeah, Well, the funny thing is,
- 14:22Speaker 2: even in this day and age, with that aforementioned lack
- 14:26Speaker 2: of information, the island myth was, you know, the was
- 14:29Speaker 2: debunked pretty quickly, if not nearly instantly. In the following years,
- 14:41Speaker 2: a couple of a handful of years after Cortes's journey
- 14:44Speaker 2: up the coast, his lieutenant Francisco de Aloa, along with
- 14:48Speaker 2: Hernando de Alarcon and Melschar Diaz, took a little bit
- 14:55Speaker 2: more of a meticulous look at the survey and decided
- 14:59Speaker 2: that it was, in fact a peninsula like I was
- 15:01Speaker 2: mentioning earlier, which seems to me to be a more
- 15:04Speaker 2: obvious mistake than island, because it's also not a peninsula, right.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Well, California has a peninsular feature. That's the issue. And
- 15:15Speaker 1: as we're saying, three different people Diaz Alacon, they all
- 15:22Speaker 1: confirm that this is not an island. But the game
- 15:27Speaker 1: of telephone begins and so the fact gets lost. There
- 15:31Speaker 1: are all these rumors going around in a very slow
- 15:37Speaker 1: information age, so you hear something from someone who knows
- 15:42Speaker 1: someone and now you think it's a fact. What they
- 15:45Speaker 1: call the Gulf of California, the rumors go, is actually
- 15:51Speaker 1: a straight st r a t connected to the Strait
- 15:57Speaker 1: of Onion. But there is one guy credited with popularizing
- 16:03Speaker 1: this belief, the belief, the legend, the absolutely juicy story
- 16:08Speaker 1: but factually inaccurate lore that California is an island. He
- 16:15Speaker 1: is a friar. His name Antonio de Lasentio. Oh and he,
- 16:21Speaker 1: by the way, did not speak from authority.
- 16:24Speaker 2: That's right, asension was not educated. He had little to
- 16:29Speaker 2: no experience. But what he lacked an education experience, he
- 16:31Speaker 2: made up for in raw imagination. He was a member
- 16:36Speaker 2: of an orderer like I guess I'm a monastic order,
- 16:40Speaker 2: the Barefoot Carmelite, where he served as assistant cosmographer in
- 16:46Speaker 2: sixteen oh two during an expedition led by Sebastian Vizkindo.
- 16:52Speaker 2: His mission was to establish a site for Spanish trade
- 16:58Speaker 2: from the Philippines along the route from the Philippines, in
- 17:02Speaker 2: order to kind of, you know, take stock and re
- 17:05Speaker 2: up on supplies, and also to take shelter in the
- 17:10Speaker 2: unfortunate event of an attack from the British privateers that
- 17:14Speaker 2: we know so well.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Yeah, and let's baus here and think about how ambitious
- 17:21Speaker 1: this expansion scheme is. These ships are not very quick.
- 17:27Speaker 1: They're going across the Pacific from the Philippines to this
- 17:33Speaker 1: island of California, and then they're also navigating their way
- 17:39Speaker 1: around the world. That's pretty impressive. Our barefoot carmelite here
- 17:45Speaker 1: sends you on he is, he's there, And as you said, Noel,
- 17:51Speaker 1: sixteen twos. So we have to remember that he's referencing
- 17:57Speaker 1: stuff that was discovered back in the fifteen forties by
- 18:01Speaker 1: the span Can I say spaniards on this show.
- 18:05Speaker 3: I don't think I think spaniards is the correct phrase.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's keep all of this in as
- 18:10Speaker 2: long as you don't say dirty Spaniards.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Yeah, those sex driven Spaniards or something like.
- 18:16Speaker 2: That, swarthy spaniards.
- 18:18Speaker 1: We're keeping it all in. So we're keeping it all in.
- 18:23Speaker 1: And look, the timing is important. So, like Noel was saying,
- 18:28Speaker 1: sixteen oh two, this expedition by this kind of In
- 18:34Speaker 1: this you can find a journal that is written at
- 18:39Speaker 1: the time and it's published several years after the end
- 18:42Speaker 1: of the mission. In this you will see the argument
- 18:46Speaker 1: that the Gulf of California goes on to communicate with
- 18:51Speaker 1: the Ocean of the North by the strait of on
- 18:54Speaker 1: the island. So Ascension has no first hand evidence about
- 19:00Speaker 1: California being an islands, but he is not gonna let
- 19:06Speaker 1: the facts get in the way of a very good story.
- 19:09Speaker 1: And we have a quote from it. Yeah, let's call
- 19:12Speaker 1: this a quick summation of that story. Sincion wrote, I
- 19:16Speaker 1: hold it to be very certain and proven that the
- 19:19Speaker 1: whole Kingdom of California, it's a kingdom now discovered on
- 19:22Speaker 1: this voyage is the largest islands known or which has
- 19:25Speaker 1: been discovered up to the present day. Ben Is this
- 19:29Speaker 1: all in the service of a bit of self aggrandizement,
- 19:31Speaker 1: perhaps of the of the explorer himself, and also, you know,
- 19:35Speaker 1: the crown. You know, I think about that a lot, Noel,
- 19:38Speaker 1: because it's kind of like, to put it in modern context,
- 19:45Speaker 1: it's kind of like how a friend comes back from
- 19:48Speaker 1: a trip abroad and becomes momentarily insufferable, and you know,
- 19:54Speaker 1: and so now this guy's like, oh, I went out,
- 19:57Speaker 1: you know what I mean, what have you done to
- 19:59Speaker 1: other barefoot carmelites. Well, I saw the Kingdom of California
- 20:04Speaker 1: and it's the biggest island ever.
- 20:07Speaker 2: So that's my trip one hundred percent. Doesn't it also
- 20:10Speaker 2: just sound like a little bit like a big fishtail,
- 20:12Speaker 2: you know, like this is certain and proven, the whole
- 20:16Speaker 2: of the Kingdom of California discovered on this voyage. My thing,
- 20:19Speaker 2: the largest island. No man that has or ever will
- 20:22Speaker 2: be discovered. Yeah, he doesn't saying that he does stay
- 20:24Speaker 2: up to the present day. But it just I don't know.
- 20:26Speaker 2: It's got a certain rhetorical panache to it. Maybe the
- 20:30Speaker 2: smacks of like, he does he really believe this or
- 20:32Speaker 2: is he just talking a big game.
- 20:34Speaker 1: It's a bit self aggrandizing, uh diplomatically put and it
- 20:38Speaker 1: is wild conjecture. However, it captures the public imagination, and
- 20:44Speaker 1: starting in sixteen twenty two, so decades and decades after
- 20:48Speaker 1: everybody said California is not an island, it starts to
- 20:53Speaker 1: appear as an island on maps. You can find well
- 20:59Speaker 1: over two hundred fifty examples of maps from the time
- 21:04Speaker 1: period and shortly after it that appear to depict California
- 21:10Speaker 1: as an island. Starting as we said back in sixteen
- 21:14Speaker 1: twenty two, I.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Think that's the one I referenced with the really long
- 21:21Speaker 2: Latin novo What is it nova novo totius trorum terrarum
- 21:29Speaker 2: orbis sounds like a Harry Potter spell geographica ac or
- 21:32Speaker 2: ac hydrographica tabula a classic. I've been watching the Harry
- 21:38Speaker 2: Potter movies recently for the first time ever, not as
- 21:41Speaker 2: bad as I thought, kind of entertaining. So also, like
- 21:43Speaker 2: Harry Potter Gills on the Brain, how far are you
- 21:45Speaker 2: into it? I am on the The Deathly Hallows Part two.
- 21:49Speaker 2: I know you're gonna love it. Man good, I'm not joking. Man,
- 21:52Speaker 2: I poo pooed them for years, and I actually think
- 21:55Speaker 2: the movies get better. Actually they get much as the
- 21:58Speaker 2: story gets more adult. But obviously JK. Rowling not a
- 22:02Speaker 2: great person, No, not a favorite.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And this is why we decided to make an episode
- 22:09Speaker 1: about our favorite maps that are incorrect. Starting with this,
- 22:14Speaker 1: the game of telephone begins. All right, it's sixteen twenty two.
- 22:18Speaker 1: There's a guy who publishes a map. In sixteen twenty two.
- 22:23Speaker 1: We know Pacific maritime trade is already a thing. So
- 22:28Speaker 1: if you go as far as the early nineteenth century
- 22:35Speaker 1: in Japan, you will see maps that argue California is
- 22:40Speaker 1: an island, like all the way up to eighteen sixty five,
- 22:45Speaker 1: well after California has become a state in the United
- 22:50Speaker 1: States of America. Like everybody who lives there knows it's
- 22:55Speaker 1: not an island, but everybody has heard from someone who
- 23:00Speaker 1: is heard from someone who has it on a good
- 23:03Speaker 1: authority that this place is an island, so the maps
- 23:07Speaker 1: don't agree with the facts on the ground.
- 23:10Speaker 2: So part of the problem here was that the area
- 23:12Speaker 2: in question was incredibly difficult to explore by either land
- 23:17Speaker 2: or sea, which, as we mentioned at the top, is
- 23:19Speaker 2: a key part of making maps correctly. Explorers in the
- 23:22Speaker 2: region would often face really really harsh conditions, nasty weather,
- 23:28Speaker 2: you know, running short on supplies, starvation, and of course disease.
- 23:34Speaker 2: And this was a tall order because I mean there
- 23:37Speaker 2: was a lot of hardship being faced for not a
- 23:41Speaker 2: lot of return.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the issue. They were selling a pretty wild pitch, right,
- 23:48Speaker 1: And it turns out gold is not just falling in
- 23:50Speaker 1: your hand rolling off a hill. It is still the
- 23:54Speaker 1: real world and there are real problems. And there's one
- 23:59Speaker 1: guy we want to introduce into the stage now. He's
- 24:03Speaker 1: our protagonist for this episode, Max If we could get
- 24:07Speaker 1: a drum roll, that's right, folks, the Jesuit missionary explorer
- 24:13Speaker 1: and cartographer Lusimio Guino or causing for a cloth. All right, everybody,
- 24:23Speaker 1: case sit down. Our guy, Keino is the dude or
- 24:29Speaker 1: the European dude who definitively proves that California has a peninsula.
- 24:36Speaker 1: It is not an island. And get this, folks, for
- 24:40Speaker 1: the first like well more than one hundred years after
- 24:44Speaker 1: he proves this, everybody is like, ah, shut up, you Jesuit,
- 24:49Speaker 1: sit down, It might be an island.
- 24:59Speaker 2: So this fellow arrived in Bahai in sixteen eighty one
- 25:03Speaker 2: believing that California as a whole was a peninsula. This
- 25:08Speaker 2: is what many folks in this guy generation were taught
- 25:13Speaker 2: there in Ingle stopt But soon after he got to
- 25:17Speaker 2: Mexico he saw with his own eyes something that indicated
- 25:23Speaker 2: to him that it was in fact an island.
- 25:26Speaker 1: He went back and forth right and then what did
- 25:29Speaker 1: he see?
- 25:30Speaker 2: His laughter.
- 25:34Speaker 1: He had a conversation with a very charismatic guy, like
- 25:38Speaker 1: the slap Chop guy or something.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Maybe so yes, yes, the showtime.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Yeah. And so the thing is, our buddy Keno sticks
- 25:47Speaker 1: around the area, and the more he sees of the region,
- 25:52Speaker 1: the more he starts to say, I don't know, doesn't
- 25:55Speaker 1: look like an island to me. And because he is
- 26:00Speaker 1: a Jesuit, he is deeply disciplined. He is of a
- 26:06Speaker 1: religious school of thought that does not eschee science. So
- 26:11Speaker 1: you have to learn the facts, is what he's thinking
- 26:15Speaker 1: as a jesuit. So from sixteen ninety eight all the
- 26:20Speaker 1: way up to seventeen oh one, he keeps building this
- 26:24Speaker 1: case that California is indeed a peninsula. And we have
- 26:29Speaker 1: a quote from him in this regard.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Yes we do, and I am going to give you
- 26:34Speaker 2: that quote. I have discovered, he says, with minute certainty
- 26:38Speaker 2: and evidence, got another big game talker with mariners, compass
- 26:43Speaker 2: and astrolabe in my hands, that California is not an
- 26:46Speaker 2: island but a peninsula or an isthmus, which is a
- 26:50Speaker 2: favorite geographical word of mine. And that in thirty two
- 26:53Speaker 2: degrees of latitude there is a passage by land to California,
- 26:57Speaker 2: and that only two about that point comes ahead of
- 27:00Speaker 2: the Sea of California.
- 27:02Speaker 1: All right, So after this guy says this, the European
- 27:05Speaker 1: world still doesn't want to admit it. If you go
- 27:09Speaker 1: to the big time publishers and map makers of the day,
- 27:13Speaker 1: folks like Herman mal Moll, you'll see that they just
- 27:18Speaker 1: dismiss it. This guy, who is by the way, incorrect
- 27:25Speaker 1: in this quote. In seventeen eleven, he says, I've had
- 27:30Speaker 1: my office mariners who have sailed around it, meaning the
- 27:35Speaker 1: island of California, which cannot be accurate because California is
- 27:40Speaker 1: not an island, and the colleagues, like his fellow Jesuits
- 27:46Speaker 1: of Quino, they shrugged off his findings too. Eventually, some
- 27:51Speaker 1: other Jesuits follow up on his work. One of these guys,
- 27:56Speaker 1: Juan de Ugarte, travels up the Gulf of California as
- 28:01Speaker 1: far as he can make it in seventeen twenty one,
- 28:05Speaker 1: and then another Jesuit named Fernando consag he surveys the
- 28:10Speaker 1: gulf completely in seventeen forty six. This is all before
- 28:15Speaker 1: the United States is a thing. Now it becomes like
- 28:20Speaker 1: a culture war, as weird as it is to say,
- 28:24Speaker 1: King Ferdinand the seventh issues a royal decree to shut
- 28:29Speaker 1: everybody up in seventeen forty seven.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Quiet, quiet you, and he said, look officially, as the
- 28:38Speaker 4: king with God given authority, California is not an island.
- 28:44Speaker 4: So everybody you know, sit down, knock it off with
- 28:49Speaker 4: all your yammer and get in line my kingly perspective.
- 28:54Speaker 1: So this guy, the King Ferdinand, he is on the
- 29:00Speaker 1: right side of history in only this respect. And the
- 29:05Speaker 1: problem is people are still making maps and most of
- 29:09Speaker 1: photography at this point in time, so far as we
- 29:13Speaker 1: know is one person seeing a map and then copying
- 29:18Speaker 1: that and making their own tweaks.
- 29:21Speaker 2: And speaking of the game of telephone, I mean telephone
- 29:23Speaker 2: is almost like too advanced of analogy here, because it
- 29:27Speaker 2: was like word of mouth and things had to spread,
- 29:30Speaker 2: you know, through written correspondence, and it would take a
- 29:33Speaker 2: long time for the incorrect information to get filtered out.
- 29:36Speaker 2: There is no real time response and like retractions, I
- 29:40Speaker 2: mean you'd have like maybe you'd have isolated areas that
- 29:43Speaker 2: like wouldn't even get the memo for many years, right exactly.
- 29:49Speaker 1: You know, And that's why I think you nailed it.
- 29:53Speaker 1: The legend of a thing will often out sell the
- 29:59Speaker 1: u truth of the thing, right, That's the way to
- 30:02Speaker 1: put it. So, this concept of California as an island
- 30:07Speaker 1: is long gone. You can travel there now, Maxnoll and
- 30:11Speaker 1: yours truly have often go on to California, and we
- 30:16Speaker 1: love it. We have a studio out in La We
- 30:18Speaker 1: have a ton of friends all throughout that state. However,
- 30:23Speaker 1: now the idea of California as an island, since it
- 30:27Speaker 1: was so widely published, now it is a fascinating thing
- 30:33Speaker 1: for map collectors and fellow cartography nerds.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like misprinted currency. Like a lot of times,
- 30:40Speaker 2: those kind of things are the holy grail for collectors, right,
- 30:45Speaker 2: So that would make sense that this would definitely be
- 30:47Speaker 2: highly collectible. And W. Michael Maths, who is a cartography historian, agrees.
- 30:55Speaker 2: He refers to this depiction of California as possibly the
- 30:59Speaker 2: most attractive phenomenon in the history of cartography, due entirely
- 31:04Speaker 2: to its bizarreness, its connection with the romantic nature of exploration.
- 31:11Speaker 2: And I think what it represents just in terms of
- 31:13Speaker 2: like how outlandish speculation could thrive in this point in history.
- 31:20Speaker 2: The perie Rees map has entered the chats, but we
- 31:23Speaker 2: have your back, Mike. W. Mike, if we may be familiar,
- 31:28Speaker 2: this calls back to this idea of outlandish speculation, take
- 31:33Speaker 2: it as truth as long as enough people are repeated it.
- 31:39Speaker 2: And maybe it's due to the fantastical writings of early
- 31:44Speaker 2: European interloopers, California still has this mythical air about it
- 31:50Speaker 2: to this day. If you look at it, like if
- 31:54Speaker 2: we exercise empathy and we imagine we're back in the
- 31:57Speaker 2: fifteen hundreds or the sixteen hundred, and we see every
- 32:02Speaker 2: single map of this part of the world showing California
- 32:06Speaker 2: as an island. Then it's not a bridge too far
- 32:11Speaker 2: to think that. Hey, maybe that's true.
- 32:16Speaker 1: And this is the beginning of a long journey because
- 32:20Speaker 1: we've talked about maps on stuff they don't want you
- 32:23Speaker 1: to know. We've talked about maps. When we were lost
- 32:26Speaker 1: in the National Radio Quiet Zone. We desperately talked about
- 32:33Speaker 1: maps on that road trips.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yeah, we desperately. We were desperately seeking maps to load
- 32:39Speaker 2: on our phones, but we couldn't. Luckily, I think our
- 32:41Speaker 2: buddy Scott had like an old school Garman that did
- 32:46Speaker 2: give us a little bit of relief in that case.
- 32:48Speaker 2: It just goes to show you know, we rely on
- 32:51Speaker 2: these little devices in our hands quite a.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Lot, and we also know that there are more maps
- 32:59Speaker 1: in the future. Sure, big, big things to you, fellow
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