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Would you pay to fix your RBF? 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Very quickly before we get to Melissa to answer the questions that you have.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, and and we're gonna get to her and just uh she's here.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can see you can say hi for a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_02: There has each that's good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna call this person out and you're guest, okay?
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm done reading guest texts.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is my last time I'm doing this.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've told you register so that we can at least properly give you the credit of saying, hey, here's one, two, three, four that just text in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or if you've got a great username like All right, so what did guests do to make you angry?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, Scott has been so spicy today.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's spicy, but I'm not angry.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm in a great mood.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't give me a couple of things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Little crunchy granola.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just I'm like, you know, no, this is like a good one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, we put deodorant on, I can tell.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I'm I'm just I'm I'm I'm having a day where I'm enjoying calling it as it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have those days every day, so sign me up.
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  SPEAKER_01: You do! Oh, believe me, we'll get there.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, she's drinking coffee out of a cup that says don't what is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't be a salty bitch.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: With the Morton Salt girl on the front, which is actually perfect for Cargill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me give them a ding.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, you only get ready to be there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Cargill's what's actually brought me here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Cargill.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get ding again.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, so at any rate, I had said you had agreed with this.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're kind of ready for FIFA to be over.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, no, it's it's still happening.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's worse than March Mad March Madness.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so heaven.
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  SPEAKER_02: So why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, well, because now they're going to the finals.
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  SPEAKER_02: This'll be it.
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  SPEAKER_02: It'll I think it's Spain and uh England, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so not us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's move on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've I lost all interest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now three people in the room.
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  SPEAKER_01: But whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's not wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: USA.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's that's the team.
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  SPEAKER_00: USA.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know, but I didn't know we had one.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I didn't know that there were like grown adults, like, hey, let's go play soccer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I didn't know that that was now why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, over in Europe and like.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's read this.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can add the total viewers of the Super Bowl, World Series, and NBA finals, and it won't come close to the billion people watching the World Cup finals.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so let me let me let me give you my salty truth.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let me just be wrong.
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  SPEAKER_02: That doesn't mean I have to like it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, what I what I think it is is, and like I said, because we lean heavily baseball, football, that it's not really in America's wheelhouse.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's all it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: And going on to the other text, this is from 3328.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would never pay to fix my RBF.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, actually, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did a uh TikTok the other day with the three-second challenge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you watch it yet?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't I've been looking for it and I I haven't found it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have to find it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I looked just last night and I didn't see it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott and Haley show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I looked at, ma'am.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, let me know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, everybody's salty.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone is salty.
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  SPEAKER_00: Salty Thursday! Okay.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, I just drank coffee because, you know, I don't wake up that sweet.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's uh um it's because of the Canadian clam bake that we're getting today.
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  SPEAKER_00: So do you understand?
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  SPEAKER_00: It was fake the whole time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, you didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought I was freaking awesome.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you keep thinking that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was I mean, other people here do.
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  SPEAKER_02: This better, this this place works better when you when when we believe that you're awesome.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that too.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I just pulled that up on Instagram.
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  SPEAKER_00: So go follow Scott and Alley show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, I would never pay to fix my RBF.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is from 3328.
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  SPEAKER_00: We had just asked this question.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Would you pay to fix your RBF with plastic surgery?
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  SPEAKER_00: But then they said, but then again, if I did, would I be less approachable?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I look so pleasant that it's creepy.
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  SPEAKER_00: This might be something to consider.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're constantly smiling like the Joker.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes!
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  SPEAKER_00: This might be something or Allie Payne.
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  SPEAKER_00: This might be something to consider.
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  SPEAKER_00: Round Robin, would you pay to fix resting bitch face?
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  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_00: And why not?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't want people talking to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't like people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and first of all, people still approach me, even though I have the most serious case of RBF.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I don't know how to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're trying to flip it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they still do.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I would pay to make it worse.
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  SPEAKER_01: How do you do that?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's not what I meant.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am the most smiliest person.
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  SPEAKER_02: Those words weren't the winner.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to increase my RBF.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm the most smiliest person.
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  SPEAKER_00: You are.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_00: And people approach me, strangers approach me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is exactly what you would get.
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  SPEAKER_02: What is it exactly in the RBF appearance that they're going to fix?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not just that you're not a big smiler.
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  SPEAKER_02: I feel it's like around the eyes and stuff like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think they would have to lift your eyes a little bit and they'd have to lift your cheeks, lift your smile.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a lot of work.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the other thing is don't talk to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: In certain situations, a little bit of RBF is actually kind of sexy.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's when it goes to the too far.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like when you when you ice that cake with real attitude and beaness, if you know what I mean.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's when it becomes really unattractive.
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  SPEAKER_02: A little bit, a little bit is not bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because it looks so sultry and stoic.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and also I want to convert you into being a happy person.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you do?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna turn that frown upside down if it kills me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good luck.