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FULL SHOW: Sap It Hard (feat. Alan McElroy) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 2: This is big, Big showed.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Hoich might not and kes Ho get a your
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  Speaker 3: mad Barsard's great to have your company this beautiful Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: It is a two hundred and fifty fourth of November
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as ever listening
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  Speaker 3: to the Big Show brought to you by reburg.
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  Speaker 4: Year crave Worthy street Food freshly made with reburg Year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yea yeam, yam, yeam.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you said Pugs had done a new one.
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  Speaker 4: I was working on it. Oh right down the lab there.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what I'd like to be working on. Mogi
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  Speaker 3: Ustallion house life.
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  Speaker 2: Going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, You're six on of me.
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  Speaker 2: Just another beautiful day, man, Ye're not beat late spring
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  Speaker 2: absolute rippruters. Hey, Philas did you know? On this day?
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  Speaker 2: In eighteen sixty nine, the first ever rugby match was
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  Speaker 2: played in New Zealand between Nelson Color students.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know that. And funnily enough behind you
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  Speaker 3: and you won't see this, Mogi, some fellows are chucking
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  Speaker 3: the rugby ball to each other God, everything is coalescent, good,
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  Speaker 3: a keazy hell's life.
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  Speaker 4: It's got really good fellows, Yes, really good. I love
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  Speaker 4: the whole late spring thing because you know you've got
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  Speaker 4: the entirety of summer still to come, beering down, still
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  Speaker 4: absolutely bearing down.
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  Speaker 2: On bearing down on you, and still to car giving
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  Speaker 2: it to you, absolutely just giving it to you.
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  Speaker 3: You are just taking that D all over the place.
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  Speaker 4: Vitamin D.
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  Speaker 2: What what's happening on the big show with Old Mogius?
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  Speaker 2: Well as if it wasn't huge enough already, fellas, we've
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  Speaker 2: got a massive show today. We're going to be doing
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of What's on the Dinner with Meazy,
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  Speaker 2: so flock us through what you're having on three four
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  Speaker 2: eight three. It's just for what's on the Dinner with
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  Speaker 2: Me keasy keezy Okay. Also, Keysy's had an issue at home.
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  Speaker 2: He needs a bit of an old housewives help.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 2: He's got sapurers here, he's got satteners.
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  Speaker 4: Here's some sap.
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  Speaker 2: But next up we're going to be talking about some
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  Speaker 2: cleaners who found twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash cash
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  Speaker 2: in some lucky bastard's couch.
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  Speaker 3: Jase, Yeah, mate, sounds good. I'm fine, by the way, Fellows,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Dragon the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hodiky, Shan Fellaws, Allison Shane's there on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four to eleven.
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  Speaker 2: This is breaking news, Salers. There's been a hell of
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  Speaker 2: a story came out of Wellington. I'm going to read
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  Speaker 2: you the headline. You ready, Yeah, I'm ready man, Wellington
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  Speaker 2: clean has shocked twenty thousand dollars discovery. Wow. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great headline because it tells you everything you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need to read anymore now I know that
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  Speaker 2: a cleaner has found twenty grand I wan't to know
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  Speaker 2: where it was though, Okay, it was in a chair.
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  Speaker 2: So she was cleaning some chairs that were in storage
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  Speaker 2: at somebody else's house. It wasn't she wasn't cleaning their
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  Speaker 2: own house. And while she was cleaning it, she found
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  Speaker 2: something lumpy. She was cleaning the house and these particular
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  Speaker 2: chairs with their stepdaughter and she says she found something felt,
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  Speaker 2: something felt about lumpy, and they were having a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a joke, her in her stepdaughter, because they love
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  Speaker 2: a laugh at work. These two mad bastard. Yeah, one
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  Speaker 2: of them says to the other one chair, wouldn't it
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  Speaker 2: be good if it was cash? And the other one
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  Speaker 2: cracked up because I mean, that's the kind of stuff
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  Speaker 2: that these guys get up to. And anyway, they go
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  Speaker 2: into the bag and lo and behold if it's not
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  Speaker 2: full of twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash, cash, and
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  Speaker 2: a note inside it saying that it was checked in
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  Speaker 2: two thousand and one. Now, the chairs were owned by
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  Speaker 2: an elderly lady who had since died. The furniture passed
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  Speaker 2: down to the kids. The kids had no idea that
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  Speaker 2: it even existed. So this old bird there was hiding
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  Speaker 2: the inheritance, oh care from her doors. Shock and behavior.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: But then there becomes a bit of a conundrum. You
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  Speaker 2: as a cleaner, what do you do? These chairs have
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  Speaker 2: been stroyed for a long period of time. Do you
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  Speaker 2: keep the cash? Do you keep the cash or do
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  Speaker 2: you own it? Because as they said themselves, they were worried,
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  Speaker 2: maybe we're under surveillance, maybe we're on camera, maybe this
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  Speaker 2: is a setup. So I'm just wondering from you guys,
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  Speaker 2: what would you do?
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  Speaker 4: What would Hoy Jay do?
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  Speaker 3: Unquishably. I would keep it, yeah, predict without e he
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  Speaker 3: concerns it all. I'd stash it and my Dilli draw
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  Speaker 3: and Jess, you know, enjoy twenty thousand dollars cash. I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't tell anyone. It would all be mine and no
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  Speaker 3: one would be any the wise.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: What would Keesy do?
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  Speaker 4: I'm there cleaning with my daughter. I want to set
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  Speaker 4: a good example and teach her that stealing is not Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's true though, there's a witness, Jace. We'll get to
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  Speaker 2: the back end of Keyzy here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love getting the back end of you, Keyzy.
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  Speaker 4: So I would take the stash of cash with my
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  Speaker 4: daughter to the people who own the chairs, let them
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  Speaker 4: know what has happened, and say, hey, we're totally owning
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  Speaker 4: up to this. We found five thousand dollars in this
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  Speaker 4: chair and it's all yours.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, okay, one thousand. That's quite good.
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  Speaker 3: Just to put into perspective, there was a witness, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I give her five k and tell it, tell it
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  Speaker 3: a shut it. God.
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  Speaker 2: I like your style, both of you. What I would do?
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  Speaker 3: What would it make you do?
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  Speaker 2: Because this is your stepdaughter? Guess no, one's going to
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  Speaker 2: notice that she goes missing me. So you take the
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  Speaker 2: twenty ground out and then you stuff the step dorder
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  Speaker 2: into the chair, right because nobody knows it's about the
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  Speaker 2: twenty grand. It's a great hiding place. So now nobody's
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  Speaker 2: going to know that the step daughter's in there. You're
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  Speaker 2: the cleaner. You're the only one that ever goes down there,
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  Speaker 2: twenty grand in your pocket. No witnesses. Happy days, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like your thinking on that.
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  Speaker 2: That is genius. Yes, thanks you Dels.
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  Speaker 3: What would you do new zealing three four eight three?
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  Speaker 3: Be honest, because I'm being honest, I'd keep the bastard.
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  Speaker 3: He's phone fighters.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: She had. They're on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty three.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people texting through whether or not they
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  Speaker 4: would have admitted to finding twenty thousand dollars inside a cheer.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone that has texted on three four eight three is
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  Speaker 4: a liar and a Cheatah yeah, No one has text
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  Speaker 4: through saying that they would give it back to the
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  Speaker 4: right fulow.
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  Speaker 3: Just on the though kesy, who are they lying to?
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  Speaker 4: Were the owners?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Were they withholding information the owners?
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  Speaker 3: Assome? Have you found twenty thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 4: That's lying intentionally and then stealing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's tricky, isn't it. You know what's really sad
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  Speaker 2: about all of this as we forget that an old
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  Speaker 2: woman has died. Yeah yeah, but she has left that
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  Speaker 2: twenty thousand dollars in that chair. And what have those
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  Speaker 2: ungrateful kids done with it that have inherited it? They've
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  Speaker 2: stuck that cheer in storage. So they don't give a.
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  Speaker 3: Damn exactly, but they about Nana Keasy.
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  Speaker 2: They don't deserve the twenty thousand dollars. In my eyes,
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  Speaker 2: do not.
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  Speaker 4: Bring Nanakeesy into this, all right? She was a saint, yes,
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  Speaker 4: to be fair, if that cheer was big enough to
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  Speaker 4: sort of hide twenty grand in probably quite ugly, probably really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I eat just on this by the Wayfard,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys do that as well.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I hide money around the place for emergencies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I've got money
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  Speaker 3: in places.
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  Speaker 2: You would not believe, the old money box, the.
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  Speaker 3: Because I don't want you know, because we have duel
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  Speaker 3: counts obviously, or what are they called. You're good with
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  Speaker 3: You're good with the count skeez it, join a council
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  Speaker 3: over the place.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like other people spending my money. No, so
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  Speaker 3: I'll often get out ten k dog squad money and
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  Speaker 3: just put it, you know, in a little envelope there,
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  Speaker 3: and stash it somewhere around the place, around your house,
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  Speaker 3: around my house here.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the day, I used to carry my cash
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  Speaker 2: around in my shoes. You stuff cash into my shoe,
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  Speaker 2: your purple Doc Martins. No, I didn't have purple Doc Martins.
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  Speaker 2: That was yours. I had the cherry red, Oh, the
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  Speaker 2: cherry red. But I put them in there because I
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  Speaker 2: go out drinking. Kesy, I go out of drinking, and
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  Speaker 2: you'd think I'm forgetful when I'm a sober. You should
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  Speaker 2: see me when I've been a drinking. So I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: trust myself with a wallet. So my shoes, my shoes
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  Speaker 2: now they were my wallet. So I'd stuff my cash
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  Speaker 2: and there. I'd go up to the bar and I'll
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  Speaker 2: say I'll have a jug of this beer or that beer,
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  Speaker 2: and they'd say five bucks, and I'd take my shoe off,
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  Speaker 2: and I'd reach and the toe of my shoe and
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  Speaker 2: I get out twenty bucks and I give that to
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  Speaker 2: them and they give me fifteen bucks back. I put
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  Speaker 2: that into my shoe and I'll put my shoe back.
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  Speaker 4: No, you were you walk off without your just imagine.
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  Speaker 3: I was just having pictures of a steamed Moji later
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  Speaker 3: in the night trying to get his shoe.
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  Speaker 2: Off, absolutely waking as well. By the way, cool, here's
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  Speaker 2: a disgusting cover and Toji, either one or you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know it is just for emergencies though,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I'm not like easy. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have lots of accounts for different things because you know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't trust the interweb stuff like that. So I
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  Speaker 3: like to get out big clumps and then just deposited
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  Speaker 3: around the place.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know where everything? Have you kept like a
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  Speaker 4: track record of where everything's buried?
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  Speaker 3: Because you know your house, you know, surely you've got
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  Speaker 3: a treasure I've got a treasure map, Yeah, definitely, I've
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  Speaker 3: got one of those.
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  Speaker 4: And my dilly draw a treasure map.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a pirate sold long Honker.
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  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on radio.
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  Speaker 3: It excess there on the radio. Hold archy big show
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  Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon. But right now it's time for the
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  Speaker 3: PGG Rights and Big Show, Big Yarn.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, Jays. The way you threw to it, there
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  Speaker 4: have got a sting.
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  Speaker 2: Thought sting.
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  Speaker 4: We don't have a sting, But the way he threw
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  Speaker 4: to it, I thought, yeah, he thought we had a sting.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we did.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm sort of panicked and played some random music.
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  Speaker 2: We always hear this one.
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  Speaker 4: This is perfect, this is good music, This is good
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  Speaker 4: big yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's got a bit of country calendar about it.
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  Speaker 3: Does.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mike, We've teamed up with PGG Rights and for
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  Speaker 4: the Big Show, Big Yarn to celebrate the hard working
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  Speaker 4: farmers that keep this country going back to be in
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  Speaker 4: to win it? What do you mean to be into?
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  Speaker 4: Win a PGG Writes and prize pack and one hundred
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  Speaker 4: bucks cash. Tell us your best farm yarn, good, bad
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  Speaker 4: or funny. We want to hear it. Text PGG to
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  Speaker 4: three four eight three and Wilson, you are lick to
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  Speaker 4: enter really easy, and then we'll call you back like
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  Speaker 4: we've done today with the old Death James, your man, Barsett, how's.
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  Speaker 5: Life get a keysy? How are we good?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Bloody good?
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  Speaker 5: What do you do for a cross James, Sell machinery
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  Speaker 5: into the Bay of plenty.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, backbone, that's easy. That's easy work, though, brother.
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  Speaker 5: Just call them up sell it done.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: You can get your commission, beautiful bone, James, what is
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  Speaker 4: your big yarn mate?
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  Speaker 5: A couple of years back, my brother ran over a
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  Speaker 5: boss mess with a corn bike and he had to
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  Speaker 5: go to hospital with b or in section or whatever
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  Speaker 5: it's called. The same at the same time, I accidentally
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  Speaker 5: jumped into a swimming pool and hit my head and
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  Speaker 5: cause to need stitches, and both my parents ran off
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  Speaker 5: to save him, to go to his aid, and the
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  Speaker 5: only person that could be bothered to come to save
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  Speaker 5: me was my step mum. So in around about way,
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  Speaker 5: it was just a terrible way to find out I
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  Speaker 5: wasn't the favorite.
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  Speaker 3: And you've harbored that resentment ever since, having you, James, A.
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  Speaker 5: Little, a little chip on my shoulder, I kept it there.
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  Speaker 4: I love it, James. Well, the good the bad news
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  Speaker 4: is your parents don't love you. But the good news
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  Speaker 4: is if won one hundred dollars in the PGG writes
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  Speaker 4: and price pack.
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  Speaker 5: Brother for it perfect.
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  Speaker 4: How good good on you, James, thanks for calling mate.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what there is. Shock of the old bee, wasps,
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  Speaker 3: wasp nests, et cetera. E ce to one of my
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  Speaker 3: girls when she was just a littly smacked the wasp
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  Speaker 3: nest with a stick, thinking it would be a good
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  Speaker 3: thing to do. Yeah, thousands of the barstard's just a
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  Speaker 3: cloud around it. And she had very long hair down
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  Speaker 3: to her waist. Yeah, just thousands of wasps stuck in
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  Speaker 3: her hair, and my wife and I trying to yank
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  Speaker 3: them out with our bare fingers.
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  Speaker 2: But exactly the same time your dog rued taking a
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  Speaker 2: dump on your duvot, so you went to change their day.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 4: Backbone. You're good bass man from Rural Living to Christmas
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  Speaker 4: giving PGG rights and has it covered shop online at
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  Speaker 4: stored or PGG rights in dot cot.
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  Speaker 3: On in is it And in the meantime he's some
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  Speaker 3: Petty and the Heartbreakers.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 3: Tune in on radio Ben Harper there on the radio,
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  Speaker 3: Hold Donkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: four forty four. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
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  Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 2: Last night I watched another episode of Down Symmetry Roy,
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  Speaker 2: which I swear I wouldn't I swear I wouldn't talk
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: about until it was all over. But here we are,
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  Speaker 2: and it's the one with Emma Thompson. A kid has
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  Speaker 2: gone missing and neighbor tries to find out what has happened,
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  Speaker 2: sort of peers up with Emma Thompson, who's a private detective,
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  Speaker 2: and things are not looking good. There's a government cover up,
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: fellas you. Government cover up sort of lost its way.
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  Speaker 2: Last night, I got about forty minutes into it, thirty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes into it, and I said, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be Yeah, I'm going to be you know, just one
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  Speaker 2: of those.
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  Speaker 4: That's something my granddad used to do. My path.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I've heard enough.
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  Speaker 3: For you, keasy, it's a deliberate darling. Let's stop it
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  Speaker 3: here and rejoin it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't So basically what happens is
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  Speaker 4: an it'll go to an air yeah, and then I
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: look at the phone or watch there and it'll be
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  Speaker 4: like nine to thirty yeah, and I'll be like you're
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: going to bed.
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  Speaker 2: Soon or k I would you have enough time to
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  Speaker 2: keep watching? You go to bed? Yeah, she'll go to bed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She starts early in the morning and I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, It's fine. I'll let you know what it's like
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  Speaker 2: when it's finished.
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  Speaker 3: I started watching. My wife and I started watching started
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  Speaker 3: watching a show called Bodies.
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  Speaker 2: Ah yeah, now we're talking now we here.
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  Speaker 3: It's got seven point three out of ten on IMDb?
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  Speaker 4: Do they do ten buzsies on IMDb?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: And eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Four detectives in four different time periods of London find
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: themselves investigating the same murder.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: That's a cool idea.
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  Speaker 2: You're joking. I'm not joking. The first three guys didn't
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  Speaker 2: solve it or checks. Is it Jack the Ripper?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Is it an exist Is it a true crime?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think. I don't believe. So now my
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: wife and I and I haven't very unusual for us.
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  Speaker 3: We gave it an whole episode. We weren't convinced right,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: and we went I, we'll watch another bit of the
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: next episode. So we watch about maybe a third of
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: the next episode, and then I said, this is pretty stupid, really,
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: and she went, yeah, it is and.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I went that the hell with this?
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  Speaker 3: I'm yeah, what was it called Bodies Bodies?
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  Speaker 2: And what was it on Netflix?
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  Speaker 4: And how many buzzies?
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  Speaker 3: Two point sex couple.
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  Speaker 4: Doing half busies? Not bad? Last night I watched and
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: You'll Love This on TVNZ plus The Chase in Z.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: The Chase in Zi Paul Henry four episodes. I believe
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: it was sixteen contestants who had to pay their own way.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: It was filmed in Australia, Australia, so they had to
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: pay to fly over there and then for accommodation and
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: they appeared on the show. And the episode I watched
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: they did not win the money, Yes, in their face,
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: but they got to go up against the governess. Oh
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: but I was just like four episodes, that's all we
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: did of the Chase in Zi. They did, there was
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: only sixteen contestants. I was reading an article about it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I remember the outrage about the people having to fly
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: themselves over and pay for accommodation. It was like, excuse me,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and why is it in Australia?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Why was that because they were filming the Aussie Chase
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: over there? They would have used the same seat, and
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: they would use the same seat. We'll just do in
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: New Zealand. One. We'll fly Paul Henry over get those.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: We'll pay for his flights. Yeah yeah, yeah, what.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Did you think of it?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: How many buzzies? Uh?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I like Bradley welsh Man cool and so as your
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: name Bradley welsh in the UK and he's the man.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I give this one. I don't know, three two point
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: nine busies out.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Of almost the recommend but not quite. Yeah, it's just
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the chase not as good. Yeah, it's like the chase,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: but not as good. You got it? Will do you
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: watch that man?
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Team ins in plus? Thanks Mike plus?
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: And what is it?
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: The chase?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: In the chase ins here? That's great, good stuff. Guzy
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: two point nine a little bit of.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Faith no more the Hiarchy Big Show was Chase, Mike
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: and Kyzy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Tune in on Radio Blink one A two there on
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: the radio hod Ankee Big Show this Tuesday evening coming up,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: have to fire a cup. We've got comedian McElroy. What's
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: his first game? Alan McElroy, God, I'm terrible. Also, Kesey
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: had a terrible accident today and he's got all this gicky,
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: sticky gunk and is here and he just doesn't know
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: what to do about it, so he needs our advice. Yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: you did. It looks gross. I can see. Yeah, it's
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: really compy.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: If you could picture it. It's like a teaspoon of
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: sticky white sort of grossness that I didn't notice until
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: like an hour later. It's tree sap. It's tree sap.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: So we'll touch on that after five, not now, obviously,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: because plus we decide what are we doing. What's on
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: the line for tomorrow's game against Brickey, the golf game
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: they've proposed we do their final ever shift of the
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: year if we lose, and vice versa. When you decided
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: we're actually going to take that bet.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Or not, lot's going on, Feelers, feel.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 19:03
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• 19:06
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• 19:07
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• 19:13
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• 19:19
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• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I love them so much, but
• 19:31
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• 19:35
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• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yum.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Speaking of great food, keep those tecks coming in for
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: What's on the Dinner with Me?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Ke Gee? Why they're not doing that for another hour?
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we want yeah, we want the good ones. We're
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: thinking about doing a whole hour and what's on the
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Dinner with Me?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Key, an hour of me reading out what people are
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: having for tea.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, so good.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: That's what's annoying, right because we've had a few other cool,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: crazy topics, wacky topics going on on the show, and
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: people are texting it. But then I keep getting text
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: of like hey, ecuzy, I'm having meat balls for dinner.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: It's really like mixing things up.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah I love that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love mixing it up. Speaking of mixing it up,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Keyesy's got some sticky white gunkinners here and he needs
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: some advice about what to mix up to get rid
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: of that. In the meantime, is rage against a machine?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: It's a tree sap. There's a tune mother, you like that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: in four on radio.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Hold a wheeze there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: This Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five o'clock
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: fell as.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I was in the backyard today, head the latter out
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: and have got this little hand saw. It's a manual
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: hand saw. Yeah, I gotta get a chainsaw, man. I
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: think I'm gonnask for one for Christmas from Father Chris.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: You can borrow mine if you want.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Really, I bet it doesn't run, not presently. But I
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: was cutting a heck of a lot of branches off,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: made a big green pile. I'm gonna get rid of
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: that over the weekend there, and then went inside, had
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: a shower, and when I came out, looked in the
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: mirror there to do my hair, my hair, and I
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, what the hell is that? And I
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: looked in my hair and there was just this big
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: sort of white it's probably like a tear, like a
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: tablespoons worth of sort of white, sticky, gelatinous goop that
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: had sort of that had sort of landed just above
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: my forehead and that sort of middle part portion of
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: my hair there, and I felt it and it was
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: it was hard and gross because it had just dried
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: there and I couldn't. I tried washing it, and you know,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: you might notice my hair is quite fluffy today. I tried.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I washed my hair like three or four times, and
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I ran a little comb through it and I could
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: not get it out. I'm just wondering, like, what do
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: you do? How do you get So.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: That's where it landed after a shower.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't after my shower. I clearly landed there
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: and then I had a shower. You had a shower
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: on you, and then I because I've tried to stop
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: washing my hair as often as you guys told me.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: You're not still with it though, you know, I ran, Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: I was under the hot water, and then when I
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: looked in the mirror, it was still just a big
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: splodge of just tree sap.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Something about Keysy, isn't it? Yeah, something about he's got
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: tree sap in his hair? Is that what you call it?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's quite a good name from I've never heard it
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: called tree. It's good because it goes under the radar.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: But when you think about it makes complete sense.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I'm with you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Set that's a subversive way of talking about it. You're
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: a sick bastard, but it's a good one. What do
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: you mean?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, can you tell me how to get
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: the tree sap out of my hair? Please?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Real number oneers don't get tree sap? And yeah, I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: to call it tree sap?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just trying. So were you lying down?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Had it been a while?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you mede? What had been a
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: while because the trees I was trimming when we first
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: moved into the house, they definitely didn't have that, like
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: that much foliage, you know. So you were trimming some trees,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: trees and a couple of bush and bush.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it had been a while. It landed in
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: your he about six years.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: So I cut off one of the up, the higher
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: up branches early, and then while I was sort of
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: servicing the lower part of it, obviously some tree sap
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: came out of the area where i'd cut above me, yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and landed on my head.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what works of god damn treating.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: We've everyone come through here on three for it through
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: break cleaner.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not putting brake cleaner in my head. I've got something.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Well, either, you want the sap out of you don't.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: The other thing is just just normal motor oil. Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I've got that as well. I've got motor oil. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: that stuff works golden.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: But how about this, because you were saying when you
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: were a young feller you used to get kiddies and
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: the old mytholated spirits, because it sounds like it was
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: a big gallop.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Of tree sap. I do have myth lated spirits.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I could put some of them in my hand, Yes, Kezy,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: tree Sap.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Jason, stop saying it like that, all right. It was
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: like the way you're doing it with the you know,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: the bloody inverted commas, inverted commas things going on. It
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: was tree Sap, alright.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I checked, and it had been a long time. Yes,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: it had been a long time since I trimmed that
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: particular tree. Yes, one hundred percent was tree Sap.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Right, of course it was, yeah, okay, tree Sap.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: It was definitely tree Sep.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Tree.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: No, it was tree.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Stop saying it slowly, all right.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Would actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in week days a four on Radio Darchy.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You're there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big show this Tuesday evening.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: The time is five twenty five. Now it's big day
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: tomorrow for the Fellers, the Breakfast Show and the Big Show,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the Big Golf Tawny.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: That's right, it's the Huducky Swingers Club November. Addition, we're
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: heading to wind Ross Farm golf Course which is in
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: South Aukland. There we've got a couple of listeners playing
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: with Team Big Show, a couple of listeners playing with
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Team Brickey, all in support of November, and the Breakfast
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: team are really trying to have something on the line
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: for this matchup. We've taken them on at golf about
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: a year ago. I've played a lot of golf since then,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: gotten a lot better. I had a shocker, I let
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: the team down, we lost, and then Jace, you and
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I both took the Breakfast team out for a delicious
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: steak meal and it cost us a fortune.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Remember that, yeah, I do.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: And then midway through the year, mug I don't know
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: if you remember this, but we did a four by
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: one hundred of relay race. That's right, I blew my quad.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That's right. You were riding Jason and Pegson trying to
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: get us to train make sure we didn't break down.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Et cetera, et cetera. I got I got a secumongous
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: lead in the first one hundred talk out ruder by
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: about forty meters. Hand the bend to you and you
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: strained your quad muscle and cost us the race. And
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: we had to do two shows on a day. We
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: had to do the breakfast show and the Drive show
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: on one day, that's right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: And it was the day after the Radio Awards, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I had lately two or three hours sleep.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: It was a very funny breakfast show because we were
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: so out of it. But the issue is I have
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: now let us down in two challenges. I am not
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: prepared to wager because what they have put forward is
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: the same again, the same again, except for the very
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: last show.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Of the year. That's right.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: So on the last day of the year, which will
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: be a Friday, which.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Will be a Friday, the Lewser would have to do
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: both a breakfast show and the Drive show, and the
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: other team obviously would get the day off an extra holiday.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: One thing I will note is they are the cocker hoop.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: They are. They are very cocker hoop, and you'll recall.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: They hold you in such lower lower steve of.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Course in that last golf tourney we had, we were
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: even after five holes and then keasy shot to.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Be See, this is why I can't and so this
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: is why I can't do it again.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And and and the problem is because you get you,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: you get nervy keys in. I mean, who cares really,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? I mean when you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Choke, You're a massive choker, and you've proven it time
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: and time again. But I think you're looking at this
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: the wrong way. You're looking at this as an opportunity
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: to lose, when you should be looking at as an
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: opportunity to win. This is an opportunity for redemption. This
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: is an opportunity to end the year as a goddamn
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: winner when we've been losers from start to finish. You
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: are never going to get on top if you don't
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: start the race, mate, if you don't start the climb,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: and you're going to let those two scumbags collingjus for something.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And we're too big a cowards to even accept the challenge. Well,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that's the biggest loss of all, my friend, the refusal
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: to even take part in a competition. And I will
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: not have it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair call Magie, Now listen fair call. All right.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Now, obviously I can't affect the result one way or
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: the other because I'm not playing it. So the two
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: of you versus the two of them, and I am
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: more than happy to put my faith in the two
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I want to back us. Here's my proposal. Not the
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: last day of the year, the last week.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: So for an entire week. If we lose, I have
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: to do ten I have to get up to breakfast,
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: and you guys and they do drivers.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: They be correct you there easy, we need to and no,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: we don't have to.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: We get to, we get to, or maybe we don't,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: which imagine that we finished the year a week early.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Money. I was very close to agreeing to doing it, yeah, moggie,
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: and you did your speech, and then the crowd erupted
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: into and then Chase, you've just thrown me right. I
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: could not handle the appreciative. That absolutely absolutely not.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: If there, we'll go with the Friday. I think the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Friday is a good middle ground. Jace, I'm in Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm going so stoke. Pugs Is he's thrilled
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Because he's gonna have to come in as well.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Looking, I tell you what, if we do have to
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: come in. We're allowed to drink all day.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay responsibly. Up next comedian Alan McElroy.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Tune in on radio.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: You've are clear there on the radio Hot Archy Big
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. A special treat comedian Alan McElroy
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: in the studio with that's all in your mad bastard,
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: how's life good?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Your mind bastard is freddy good?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: How about yours? Yeah? I see you brought your dog
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: and what do you think? This is a buddy petting zoo?
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah it is? Yeah, and you gotta pay me candleus
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: watching them?
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: He's a dog.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Can you tell me what kind of a dog this
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: one is?
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: He's a rescue dog.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: You're a rescue dog?
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: They reckon, he's a shar pay master.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah he did.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: I've seen him last week with not a dog. But
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: he's he's a good boy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: He's running a radio. Yeah yeah, I love that. And
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: a dog. Yeah, he's got his lipstick and he's got
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a missive balls. Say that on a dog.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Sometimes, you know what I mean? Sometimes you have to
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: tickle them behind the ears.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Is he is he your sort of emotional support dog
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: or anything like that, kind of dogs in general. That
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: for everyone. I think, you know what I'm saying, very needy.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: You know, he's lovely.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: So you just wanted to come because he wanted to
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: come with me today and bring him on stage sometimes
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: and he and he hecks bad comedians, which is very funny.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah right when he's he's.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I love that color.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well we die them, you know, it's not natural.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: He's usually blonde. His name is because he had a
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: lot of wrinkles as a puppy. His name is Gordon Ramsey, right, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: So what's been going on mate?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: What have you been actually just doing gigs and.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Stuff, doing gigs and stuff. Man started doing cruise ships,
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: which isn't.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah everywhere.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know where these places are. I never heard
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: New Caledonia.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Been to Caledonia, New Mayor? Yeah yet?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Risbon Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Jason, I mean a few
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: of your friends of comedians, I've done the cruise ships
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: sort of tours.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Before you say, how long are you on the ship
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: for Ellen, about three or four days. Just it's the
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: easiest gig.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: And do you do a show every night?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: No?
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you have two days off where you have to
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: go to like Pacific Islands and sit and have a beer. Horrible, horrible, man, horrible,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: but you have to do I have to do two
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: a half hour or eighteen shows twice and then one
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: PG show kids show. So the first one I did,
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: I swear a lot on stage.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Doty story.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I'm a shocking bastard, right, and I tell all the
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: filthy stories. And I kept on going, Oh man, I
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: got a kid show to do on Sunday. You got
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: a kids show to do on Sunday. And the show
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: and the Sunday show that the line was the length
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: of half the bowl, all these people with their kids.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: If I could get away with not swearing for half
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: an hour? And I swore twice, but they didn't understand me.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: And then I got to the end of it and
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: I was delighted, and I went straight to the bar
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: to get a wine, and a little ussy seven year
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: old girl came up and I don't know if I
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: can swear. Okay, she came up and goes, that was
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: fucking hilarious, Mike.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: These are uzzy kids. They differently, you know. It was insane.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It was insane.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I tell you what. My kids these days, I have
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: potty mells, you know what I mean? You know some
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: of the school yard chip is disgusting, Maggie near them.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: You shouldn't be in the school.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Give the day the day when I pick up my kids,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: you know, and a shss the language from these years
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: or you know, just outside of deary or something like that,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: just groups of way.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Would you do you think it's our fault for saying
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: mad basket all the time on the radio? Yeah, because
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: right that's probably a bad words.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I tell you what we're going to do. We're going
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: to go to a tune and then we're going to
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: come back because you've got a.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Very special show coming, very special.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: It's very special, Alan, it is incredibly special. It's the
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: best Christmas comedy show of all time.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: On Earth, not Mars.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Do you like Queens of the Stone Age, Allen Love
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: the Mondays.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: tune in on radio.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Indeed the Queens of the Stone agd on the radio.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening. We have comedian
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Alan McElroy in the studio and he's got a massive
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: geek coming up, doesn't he?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Keazy certainly does. Jason gig Huge Biggs and the Bars
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: is the best Christmas comedy show on Earth, celebrating an
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: incredible year of or comedy with a special advent calendar
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: themed show. Heaps of big names, ray O Leary, Courtney Dawson,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: James Musterapeick Lily Catastrophe, Henry Yarn Janey, Henry Paul Williams,
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Brittany stant and of course Ellen McElroy, who has been
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: described as an Irish comedy power has and.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Also as comedy is answer to Connor McGregor. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: you'll do Norton.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: You did walk in here just like he walks.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how we all walk. It's Warbley Adams, your eyeballs,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and cocaine.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Is common.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Elm not just on cocaine. This is a fundraiser for
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: the New Zealand Comedy Trust. All proceeds support development pathways
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: for insid comedians. Donations can be made through the Insied
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Comedy Trust website. Ellen, what do you do for a
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Christmas comedy show? Do you tailor it to Christmas?
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got a story of my dars stealing stuff
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: for us for a present. At the time we had
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: to get my mother eyebrows for Christmas and a diehard
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Christmas song, motherfucker, and uh and I love singing it
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: and I can't wait to do it on the big stage.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Bloody ripper. And so because obviously, as do you know
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: if this is an R A ten event, who cares?
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly, because that's Christmas?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Can I just clarify that that's did you say raising
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: fans for the New Zealand Comedy Trust. Yes, that sounds
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: like a bloody off. It sounds like, yeah, well exactly,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: they're going to have this massive comedy Trust filled with
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: millions and millions of dollars trillion, and you guys will
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: never see it, but you'll be raising funds for it though.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: And I like raising stuff, but it's a I want money.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, surely you're not doing it for free.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: You know I'm going to get exactly because you do
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: charity gigs sometimes and I did weeks ago. You did
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: the Variety Artist.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Did you ever get involved with that? We've done Variety before.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: That's a love heart with the top head on it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you this is mental, Thanks very much.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: I had to sit with a table full of magicians,
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: and one of them we went to the bar and
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: he had his FOS machine f POS card glued between
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: playing cards, so we'd walk up and go whoah. But
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: the f POS machine timed out because there was a
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: cardboard and stopping, and in the end he goes, I'll
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: just pay cash.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: By the way, if you wanted to come along to
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: this Christmas comedy show on Earth. It is hosted by
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Chris Parker, and the date is this coming Friday the
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: twenty eighth at seven pm Sky this Friday.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not this Friday Friday. Are you going to be there? Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: we'll see here we go. Yeah, nice.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Hi, Well Ellen, good on you mate, Thanks and good
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: on you and all the bits with that gig. Hopefully
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: they pay you fortune. Yeah they won't, of course you won't.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: They'll say it's with the trust. Yeah yeah, And what
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: kind of bastard tries to take money off of trust's
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: proper bastard.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Exactly, proper bastard bastard.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah we go.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Ellen McElroy, thanks a lot.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy News.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Tuesday evening
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: now there's plenty coming up after six o'clock, including a
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: real revelation that's happened in my in my home fellas
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: regarding my wife. Oh yes, so we'll be chatting about
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: that also, of course it's a Tuesday. Yeah, So what's
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: on the dinner with me? Keysy?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Have you got any me to talk about it?
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: The thing is you undersell it me and you don't
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: know how good you've got it? All right? How good
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I've got? Well, how good you've got that? You've shaped
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: that content that we get to do only a couple
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: of times a week. It's a goddamn shame. But I
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: think Jason and I love it so much, and I
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: think it comes across whereas you sort of a fleck
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, text about people what they're having for dinner?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you guys talking about.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: How are you coming up after six? What's on the
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: dinner with me? Keysy? What are you having for dinner?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: In New Zealand? Text us three four eight three and
• 38:16
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• 38:21
  Speaker 1: The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I can welcome back in Massive Backbones. I hope your
• 38:29
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• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Sorry for him still though, Yeah, it's really sad it is.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: I said, when what did I have on my face? Keazy?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know? White stuff?
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: White stuff? Really it's gone now though, Man, it's gone though, Man,
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: why are you't know weird about it?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting weird and I'm just making the point.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: You were just saying, what are you doing that?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: It was what that I'm one of those guys. If
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: one of my mates has got something on their face,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: for example, Mike, who has chips on his face every day,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: that's true. A pig. I always I always just go, hey,
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: break got some just because I'd rather that than the
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: round all day.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Well, you've got that massive white glob of tree set
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: in your here, and I wouldn't have seen any thing,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: but you're the one that brought it up. I mean,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: it's grossing me out, to be honest, I'm.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Sorry I pointed out the white crumb or whatever the
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: hell it was on your face. I just want you
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: to look great, you know.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I just want you to be good.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: There's a bit bloody out there when you're telling me
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I've got something on my face and you've got a
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: big glob of tree. God, Hey, coming up nixt what's
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: on the tea with me? Dinner?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: What what's.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: With me?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Dinner?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Text us three for eight three? What are you having
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: for dinner?
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Zeland?
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You've got a fifty dollars Reburg about you? Sorry about Jason.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Here's Metallica The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Radio Hodarkey.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: David Bowie there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Tuesday night, and this is one of my favorite parts
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: of the week. Tuesday Night with old Keizy and what's
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: on the dinner?
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, guys. Text here from Steve.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Watch on the Tea with Me dinner?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Good work mate.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I tell you, man, I'm this close with Pugs.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I am this close.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I would have pushed, mate, because I think he's walking
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: out the door. And also they've seen Pegs smile for
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: a month. Also, am I right?
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the one that said it was called What's
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: on the tea with Me Dinner?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: So he's just taken that and put it in a
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: wacky radio steak.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Yes he did, didn't he he did?
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, he did, didn't he? Well, let's not let this
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  Speaker 4: take away from this amazing segment.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Than you.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Get a lads, Greg here from the b Op.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Greg Alexander from the Penrith Panthers, Greg Preble, Greg Prebble,
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  Speaker 2: the im prem Nator.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I'm fascinated to know what he's having for tea.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Pres Afternoon hosts Banana Fruit and at Herbal Tea. That's
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: at three pm every day, guys, don't be stupid, that's
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: what he has at three every day. Good lads. Greg
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Preble here from the BOP. The missus is cooking up
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: a beautiful beef and venison lasagna.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Cheers. That's good eating, right there. Beef and venison. It's
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: a common mix, jakes, a common mix of meat. There.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I would eat that, I'd I would have it with
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: a mash and probably a couple of greens. I'd probably
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: go with just beans and broccoli and the just what we.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Do mostly with a lasagna is a salad, a green
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: salad with a bit of avocado, some cherry demarties, that
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: sort of thing.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right time of year.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, I would just have a heap of broccoli on
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: the side and no potatoes or anything. I just just
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: a shiteload of lasagna and a crapload of broccoli to
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: make me feel better.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Ay there, Fellers Dion.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Here, Dion Nash, former New Zealand cricketer Gungan Selene is Celene,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Dion is it the Celene? It's de on Selene yet
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: a fellows, Dion Selene Here? We are have raw yellowfin
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: tuna with a bit of Sawyer sauce. Cheers down, Selene.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds good, really Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I'd like a bit of with savvly with that,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: maybe you don't mind, and even a little it's a
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: little side dish of ginger.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not it's not. I disagree on the ginger,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: but it's not an entire meal. You can't just eat
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: raw fish would be at least it's just a snack.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: That's insane. You can't just serve that well.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I mean they might have caught the tuna and there's craploads.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: In it even still, do you know what I mean?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: That needs to be worth something, a rice or something.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Just give me something, keysy, is that it? Delene Celon?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: What about some what about some broccoli?
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: They could be good. Yeah, that sounds like a nice
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: garden salad. But it's the time of year, remember.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Tunic.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Oh you're an animal?
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: How about this one, fellas, get a your pack of sickos?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Dean here?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dean Martin, Dean Longigan. It's Dean Martin, crooner, crooner, yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: singer and actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's it go on
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: your pack of circos? Dean Martin here, singer and actor.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I feel very lucky to be enjoying a yummy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Hot hungey from the Far North Ka tire. I might
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: go back for seconds. It's that good. Cheers, failers, that's
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: from Dean Martin.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: How good I hung?
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: It is?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Bloody good. I've had a few shockers in my time,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: but yeah, hung you down well is bloody good eating.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: And of course you've got to go back for seconds. Man,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: you don't have just one helping of honey. I agree
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: What's your view on Hangey's Jase? Just before you answer?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Racism Alert? Racism Alert?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: There the chill out on your Tuesday night, Fellers. So
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: an extraordinary thing has happened in my life. As I
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: was talking about earlier in the show, I'm going to
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: be moving out of my house right And we've lived
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: in this house, as I was saying, for over twenty
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: five years.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a long time, it is.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: That's a quarter of a century almost.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: As it flown by, Yes it has.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: It really has flown by. I've almost been there for
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: eight years and it feels like I've been there for
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: three years.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Crazy.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: In fact, when my wife said that the other day,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, you're jakin, you're kidding, You're kidding me.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. As you know, I've got a
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: mammoth sprawling property.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: It's huge state. It's in the state, Yes, I think
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: it's probably are you saying it's in a state, That's
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: what I was saying. But I guess it is a state,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: an an a state as well, it isn't.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I consider it my estate, huge back lawn, lots of vegetation,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. For over twenty five years,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: my wife has said to me, I hate gardening. I
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: should let you know. And I said, that's okay, old hoodie.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Jay's a bit of a green finger.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: It's green thumber, isn't it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that'll be why I'm not being which
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not. You know, I can grow the odd tomatoes
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: that I can go and fart on during the summer,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: but that's about my way. So she's pretty overgrown. So
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: here we are now right, going, okay, we're going to
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: move out. Let's just tidy the place up a bit,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: get it looking presentable. And so my wife starts gardening
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: and she's done the most extraordinary work at the front
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: of our house, right and it looks unbelievably good. It
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: makes our house look like a completely different house. And
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I was saying to her, that's amazing, baby, how are
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: you finding that? She said, you know what, I'm actually
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: really enjoying it, right, I'm actually really enjoying gardening. Who knew?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: And it's like good one. We've been waiting for twenty
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: five years for that to come out, and now that
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: we're moving, you discover your green finger.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: So after twenty five years you're growing a part. It's sad,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: isn't it. It's unbelievable thing after all this time you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: know each other and then she starts doing this thing
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: which is weird, yes, and unlikable because.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: You're moving to an apartment right, Yes, she probably won't
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: want to go now because she wants to guard it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: This is the other thing, you know, which we talked
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: about last week. I think it was you know, I
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: don't want to have a situation where the place is
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: looking so good that we don't want to move again,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And it's in that say,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: we've got all these things fixed up and patched up,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: new decks, it's looking shit hot. Yeah, and my concern
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: as my wife is going to go. I don't want
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: to move now, and plus I love gardening. You're right,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: can you get me some horsemen?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: You well, I mean, if you guys stay it's going
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: to be back to an absolute hovel within the space
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: of a month. When you say it's only because you're
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: leaving that it looks good, you stay, you're going to
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: ruin it again. Yeah, you've proven that already.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Fair You can't be trusted with that house.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair point.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: It's been at a reen today and someone else is
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: probably okay, good, But I just couldn't believe it after
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  Speaker 3: all this time, and now she discovers her green fingers.
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  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with j Mike and Key
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you made bastards. That's a big
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. The podcast
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: out Troe today. We had to put a disclaimer on
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: it because it wasn't actually filthy, but it did talk
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: about topics that were, you know, for young kids, probably
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: a bit confrontation suitable for young.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Suitable Pugs has actually got the disclaimer for us to play,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: just that people can be aware of it before they
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: choose to listen to their podcast.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: You Hi there or you podcast listeners just want to
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: put a little disclaimer at the front of this podcast,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: not suitable for children.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of we.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Talk, there's a few topics touched on. There a lot
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: of interesting facts I think you'll find. But there is
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: probably just a little disclaim that needs to be had.
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  Speaker 4: It should we be taking the purse, you know, during
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: a disclaimer like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that's totally legit. Kezy, What are you
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: doing tonight, Maggie.
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  Speaker 2: Great question, mate, I'm not entirely sure. It feels like
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: it might be a nice evening for a stroll or something.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: My bike, my bike's in the shop today, so i'll
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: get there back tomorrow. They're getting service, it's getting serviced,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: a freshly serviced bicycle. It's going to be all serviced, etcetera, etcetera.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm looking forward to that. But I feel like
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I need to do some kind of exercise, good stuff.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Hey Kesey, you were texting your wife a little earlier
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: for what's on the dinner with Kesey's wife. What are
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: you having? Man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little sigment. I like to play with her.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: She said, some chicken, lemon grass thing. But I don't
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: know if I'll get around to cooking it.
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  Speaker 2: You might have to do it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: She's got squashed night and then they're going out for
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: squash drinks.
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  Speaker 8: So had the gate it is he is a real imusion,
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  Speaker 8: single night and Tuesdays it is Mondays and Tuesdays she
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: is busy, has touch and then squashed.
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  Speaker 5: That is it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: She's not having an a fear. We're not breaking up
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: all right?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay? Do you think you clipped this off man?
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Though? And just when you know when it all happens.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: No, what are you doing, Jayson?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Do you think she's maybe a little disgusted by the
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: tree sap and you're.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Here, I'll get her to help me get it out.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure she would know how.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Well, my wife just texted me Ree wats for tea
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: and it's next level not happy? Yeah, sausages and stuffed
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: past her.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to know?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to say?
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  Speaker 2: By it?
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  Speaker 3: Alright? Then by eight