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Hour 2 - The Bear Reality · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Bear down. It's our numb bird two, our number two.
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  Speaker 1: hour two. Do you believe Bear's quarterback Caleb Williams couldn't
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  Speaker 1: couldn't care less. He meant to say couldn't, but he
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  Speaker 1: said couldn't care less about Troy Aikman's comments. Also, does
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  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett deserve the noise being directed his way from
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  Speaker 1: the Cleveland media for his lackluster performance of Late for
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  Speaker 1: the Brownies and what's your viewpoint on Jason Kelsey attempting
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  Speaker 1: All of it coming your way right now here. It
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  Speaker 1: is our number two. It is the bear reality. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour get away from the baseball. We'll
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  Speaker 1: from Seattle. We normally get a lot of calls from Seattle,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess when the Mariners lose, they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to call our lead. This hour, though, is from the
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  Speaker 1: Windy City and the Chicago Bears winners on Monday Night,
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  Speaker 1: but apparently losers according to the broadcast, Fans outraged. How
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  Speaker 1: where are you who not licked the toes of our quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: Very unhappy, very unhappy with Troy Aikman and his performance
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  Speaker 1: on Monday Night football. En If you didn't see the
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  Speaker 1: broadcast or hear the audio on this, maybe not Aikman.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say that he did not use kid gloves,
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  Speaker 1: He did not bite his tongue, he did not hold back.
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  Speaker 1: In his critique of the Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams,
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  Speaker 1: calling out several of his many mistakes with the Bears
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  Speaker 1: late throws, he used the term luck to describe some
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  Speaker 1: of some of Caleb Williams and the Bears positive plays,
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  Speaker 1: including the game breaking play that allowed the Bears to
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  Speaker 1: get back into the game to catch and run by
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  Speaker 1: Swift That said it was a lucky play. So he
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  Speaker 1: had that. Then you had the Chicago coach Ben Johnson,
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  Speaker 1: who even addressed the commentary in a couple of different
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  Speaker 1: parts of his news conference. Of course, it's very awkward
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  Speaker 1: because these coaches are they don't watch the game, they're
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  Speaker 1: doing the game, and they always like to say, like,
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  Speaker 1: we don't pay attention to the media and what the
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  Speaker 1: media says. But he did address it. And then Caleb
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  Speaker 1: Williams also the man who was lucky, the man who
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  Speaker 1: was late with throws. Caleb Williams also jabbed at the
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  Speaker 1: Monday night football broadcast. Now he posted a photo carousel
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram Caleb Williams with a caption that included Aikman's initials.
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  Speaker 1: It was lucky and then it had the letters TA
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  Speaker 1: for Troy Aikman. The caption read in part, so Williams
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  Speaker 1: was asked about that and this and all of this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and here's what the Bears quarterback had to say. Take
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  Speaker 1: a listen, let's go the audio tape.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you don't think, yeah, I get care less. It's
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  Speaker 3: kind of how I've I think I've said multiple times
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  Speaker 3: over my time being here. Fair life isn't fair. People
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  Speaker 3: are gonna say what they.
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  Speaker 1: Have to say.
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  Speaker 3: We win, we lose. People have stuff to say. It
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  Speaker 3: was lucky, it was not lucky. People have stuff to say,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you know, have a bad game, have a
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  Speaker 3: good game. You know, people have stuff to say. So
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it doesn't matter. We're only worried about what's
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  Speaker 3: going on here within this building and with these guys.
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  Speaker 3: So that's all all I can say about that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let us discuss the question do you believe
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  Speaker 1: Bears quarterback Caleb Williams? Could I love? He screwed this up?
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  Speaker 1: Could care less about Troy Aikman's comments. I've got super villain,
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  Speaker 1: pontoon boat, and plastic fork, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 1: of these things together and we're gonna make some delicious,
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  Speaker 1: delicious Chicago popcorn, which we were gifted, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: our guy Tree very kind, the Chamber of Commerce for
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  Speaker 1: Chicago gave us a little bit of Chicago popcorn, just
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  Speaker 1: the delicious. So on Caleb Williams, is it's fair to
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  Speaker 1: say he's not well spoken? Is that accurate? I believe
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  Speaker 1: that's accurate. He I'm giving this side e. He screwed
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  Speaker 1: this up on multiple levels. If you do a word
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  Speaker 1: by word breakdown Malar style. The word um is a
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  Speaker 1: filler word. We talked last hour about John Smoltz and
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  Speaker 1: the baseball broadcasting guys who say momentum when they don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to say. Maybe they were golfing all day
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  Speaker 1: and not doing their homework. They just say momentum in
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  Speaker 1: general conversation, the word um, and we all say it.
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  Speaker 1: I say it. I'm not against saying it. It's just
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  Speaker 1: something you don't want to say all the time because
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  Speaker 1: it means you're not well spoken. And I was told
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  Speaker 1: by a boss that you're in the spoken word business,
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  Speaker 1: so you might want to avoid saying the word um
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  Speaker 1: more than a few times. Her Caleb Williams not only
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  Speaker 1: did he say I'm a bunch, he also the phrase
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  Speaker 1: isn't and correct me if I'm wrong on this. The
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  Speaker 1: phrase is couldn't care less, not could care less? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't the phrase couldn't care less? Am I wrong on that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm wrong on that?
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  Speaker 4: Am I?
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  Speaker 5: All?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Here's let's play that again. Can we play the
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  Speaker 1: audio game? So listen with that knowing the phrase you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to say is I couldn't care less? And how
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  Speaker 1: long is this soundby I don't want to play a game.
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  Speaker 1: He haven't played this game in a while. Do we
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  Speaker 1: know how long the SoundBite is from Caleb Williams of
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  Speaker 1: the Bears, the Chicago Bears quarterback.
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  Speaker 6: Here, it's like thirty six seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty six seconds? How many times did Caleb Williams say
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  Speaker 1: the word um in thirty six seconds? I'm going, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, well, you go cool because I'll go
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  Speaker 1: last because I don't want to get boxed in. Go ahead, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I see it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, he kept repeating something else, so I wasn't even
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  Speaker 6: paying attention to the ums, so.
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  Speaker 1: He slipped him in.
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  Speaker 6: You could say that, yeah, yes, that's what he kept repeating.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, so I'm not even sure. I'll just throw
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  Speaker 6: out six.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go twelve and a half. Let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: audio tape. Here's Caleb. Boys, let's count the arms. Caleb Williams,
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  Speaker 1: Bears quarterback. Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could care less. Uh, it's kind of hard.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've said multiple times over my time being here.
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  Speaker 3: Fair not life isn't fair. People are gonna say what they.
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  Speaker 1: Have to say.
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  Speaker 3: We win, we lose, people have stuff to say. I
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  Speaker 3: was lucky it was not lucky. People have stuff to say.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, I have a bad game.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good game. People have stuff to say. So
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it doesn't matter. We're only worried about what's
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  Speaker 3: going on here within this building and with these guys.
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  Speaker 3: That's all. Well I say about that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I got the I got the over, I
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  Speaker 7: got the all. I wait, I win the Caleb Williams game.
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  Speaker 1: What do I win, La Rain?
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  Speaker 7: Or do I win a golden ticket? You did I
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  Speaker 7: win a gold Take it? I want to call it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, back to the point. So he's not well spoken. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: neither was I when I was his age. However, I
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  Speaker 1: knew couldn't versus could. He said I couldn't care less
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  Speaker 1: he meant to say I couldn't and my nitpicking. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a talk show host. That's what I do. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness. So if Caleb Williams didn't care about what
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  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman said, he would not have fired up the
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  Speaker 1: Graham and typed it was lucky ta for Troy Aikman
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  Speaker 1: with a little smirk emoji, and then hit the send
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  Speaker 1: button the post button on that. You don't post a
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  Speaker 1: shadow quote unless it stings a little bit. It just
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  Speaker 1: common sense. This is classic. I'm not mad, I'm laughing energy,
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  Speaker 1: except you are mad. You are mad. That was a needle.
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  Speaker 1: You were poked with a needle. Troy Aikman essentially called
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  Speaker 1: him not good, lucky on national television, not poised, not
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  Speaker 1: clutch for the game winning drive, lucky with a capitol
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  Speaker 1: L for a guy like Caleb. You talk about coddle,
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  Speaker 1: professional athlete who spent his whole life back in his
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  Speaker 1: days in high school and then going to Oklahoma and
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  Speaker 1: the University of Southern California as the golden boy. That
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  Speaker 1: is a punch to the ego, not the gut, the ego.
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Famer Dallas Cowboy legend. Do you understand, Kyla
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  Speaker 1: Williams entire life, the Cowboys have sucked. They've been terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams entire life, the Cowboys have med. So Troy
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  Speaker 1: Aikman's like a ghost from a previous life when you
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  Speaker 1: talk about him being a great Dallas Cowboy quarterback. Nonetheless,
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  Speaker 1: here's a Hall of Famer questioning the football IQ of
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback of the Chicago Bears for millions and millions
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  Speaker 1: of people. And Caleb said he was just messing around. No,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't. If you've got to explain the joke, the
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  Speaker 1: rule is you weren't joke and that's it. And there
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  Speaker 1: is a little bit of truth in every joke. If
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  Speaker 1: he really didn't care, he would have just iced it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do. You say nothing, you do nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You let the highlights speak for yourself. You say, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch the broadcast. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hear any of that noise. I was playing
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  Speaker 1: in the game instead. What did Caleb do? He screenshot it,
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  Speaker 1: he subtweeted, He posted on Instagram like a high schooler
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  Speaker 1: after a breakup. We imagine it's more likely than not
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  Speaker 1: that Caleb Williams claps back with a manicure, and in
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  Speaker 1: the cartoon bubble in my head, I imagine he would
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  Speaker 1: respond like a gen Z super villain. Not sending flowers,
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  Speaker 1: He's painting fingernails. Don't be shocked if in the next
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Bears game he gets Troy Aikman's face painted on
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  Speaker 1: his cuticles by the scooters his fingernails and he is
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  Speaker 1: a little circle and then an X right across Akman's face.
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  Speaker 1: Now that would be supervillain activity turning the face. Speaking
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  Speaker 1: of super villain, we go to Cleveland, where the Browns
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  Speaker 1: edge rusher Miles Garrett is publicly enemy number one and
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  Speaker 1: he has been under siege for attitude issues. After the
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  Speaker 1: Browns had a no show, an absenteeism performance by Miles
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  Speaker 1: Garrett against the Pittsburgh football team, he was asked if
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  Speaker 1: it's harder to keep playing with the Browns as they
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  Speaker 1: are one in five on the season now, and Garrett
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  Speaker 1: gave a one word answer. Y Ea, h yeah was
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  Speaker 1: his response. Now, this comes after a game in which
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers did whatever they wanted against Miles Garrett. Garrett
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  Speaker 1: had as many sacks as you had. He had as
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  Speaker 1: many quarterback hits as you and I had combined, and
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  Speaker 1: two tackles, no individual tackles. There were assist tackles. He's
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  Speaker 1: been called out by members of the Cleveland fourth Estate
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  Speaker 1: for being a bad leader, among other things. Question, does
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  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett deserve all the noise, all of the noise
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  Speaker 1: being directed his way from the Cleveland media. So Miles Garrett,
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  Speaker 1: based on the quotes that I've been reading from postgame
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  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh, sounded like a man floating on a pontoon
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  Speaker 1: boat with a lawn chair and a mimosa as the
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  Speaker 1: Cuyahoga River caught on fire and he wasn't in any
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  Speaker 1: hurry to get off the Cuyahoga River. It was on fire,
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  Speaker 1: and he just put that lawn chair down there and
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  Speaker 1: he just kind of enjoyed his drink, and that was
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  Speaker 1: It sounded like that guy Rafael from Orlando they called
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  Speaker 1: Last Hour. It's not some Shakespearean tragedy. It's Cleveland. It's
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  Speaker 1: what they do. This is the Cleveland Browns living up
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  Speaker 1: to the franchise charter. Miles Garrett physically is built like
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  Speaker 1: a Donnis. He's a cheat code. However, it's not Captain
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  Speaker 1: America here. It's not. He's a football mercenary. Two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and four million dollars. Miles Garrett said, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to play in Cleveland. I don't want to play here.
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  Speaker 1: We can't win here. The Brown said, we want to
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  Speaker 1: keep you. Garrett said, I don't want to play here.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go somewhere else. The Brown said, here's
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and four million. Miles Garrett says, I love Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: In January love it got to no trade Claws Fort
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  Speaker 1: Knox a Fort Knox gold Bouyon type payout. The Browns
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  Speaker 1: backed up all of the Brins trucks they could get,
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  Speaker 1: and now they filled it instead of gold boullion, they
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: filled it with brown colored monopoly money. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: they made that and handed him the keys to the vault.
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  Speaker 1: Sit here, knock yourself out. Okay, I'll take that key
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  Speaker 1: to the vault, thank you very much. And he said, yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'll stay inside the Factory of Sadness. It's warm in
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  Speaker 1: here and the Wi Fi works pretty good. And that's
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  Speaker 1: it has that thousand yard stare, if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, looking off into the distance, like I could
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  Speaker 1: have been there. I could have been there, I could
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  Speaker 1: have been over there. And again, no sacks, no quarterback hit.
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  Speaker 1: It's a whole lot of woe is Me postgame in
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  Speaker 1: the sound bites. And my man signed the deal with
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  Speaker 1: full knowledge that the Browns are essentially a Netflix reboot
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  Speaker 1: of their own misery every season. It's it's not unfair criticism,
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  Speaker 1: this is the rent coming due. This is part of
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  Speaker 1: the deal when you cash this time. He signed the deal,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest non quarterback check in the history of that
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  Speaker 1: business the town. Those that care about the football team
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: in the town, they're like, well, listen, this place eats quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 1: It's a graveyard for quarterbacks. And you're supposed to get
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: to quarterbacks on the other team like a great white
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  Speaker 1: shark in a kiddie pool. You're not doing that. And
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  Speaker 1: you don't get to cry about the current when you
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  Speaker 1: built your house on the river, you don't get to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Miles Garrett isn't being picked on. He's being
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  Speaker 1: paid on a lot of money. And the Cleveland marching
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  Speaker 1: in Chaudow Society are watching their armored tank show right
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  Speaker 1: going to battle, and somehow that armored tank gets stuck
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  Speaker 1: in a pothole the size of Lake Erie. That's not good.
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  Speaker 1: And so Miles Garrett wanted the bag. He got the bag.
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  Speaker 1: You got the bag. What's in the bag? Money, money, money,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. You got the bag. Congratulations, and
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: now you get the heat. He's got a no trade clause?
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  Speaker 1: Is it outrageous? I'm thinking out loud here, He asked
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  Speaker 1: a question. Is it outrageous to think the trade deadlines
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  Speaker 1: clemming up in a couple of weeks. Here the Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: Browns would go to Miles Garrett, it's not working out.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you, it's us. You have the no trade.
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  Speaker 1: Where would you like to go? Let's make a deal.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get you out of here. You got your money.
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  Speaker 1: I know the salary caps a problem, but we can
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: finagle and cook the books because that's what we do,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll find you a new team. Is there a
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  Speaker 1: world where that happens? Would a team like the New
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: England Patriots or the La Rams trade a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: draft picks to get Miles Garrett? And where would he
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  Speaker 1: even want to go? If it's as toxic as it appears,
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  Speaker 1: it's not out of the realm of possibility. All right,
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  Speaker 1: fun point to the world Wide Web, where former Eagle
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  Speaker 1: center Jason Kelsey is fighting back against misinformation. What's he
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  Speaker 1: a politician? Yeah, he's upset with social media now. Kelsey
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  Speaker 1: went on the platform formerly known as Twitter, now known
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  Speaker 1: as x to make a public decree and a plea
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  Speaker 1: to his followers, and he said, listen, do not believe.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Do not believe anything attributed to Travis
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  Speaker 1: Kelcey or Jason Kelcey or anyone named Kelsey unless it
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  Speaker 1: comes from the direct platform. He said, we don't know,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you know, you don't know for sure what's going on
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. You got to go here. This
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  Speaker 1: is where you need to be now. There were multiple
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  Speaker 1: posts that made the rounds on social media that quoted
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey and gave let's just say, they gave an
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  Speaker 1: impression that he was a douche. It was about Bad
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  Speaker 1: Bunny and the halftime show, and Jason Kelsey pointed out
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  Speaker 1: that he said, listen there, those are not my words.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say that directly. That's clearly what he was
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  Speaker 1: upset about. So the question what is your viewpoint on
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey attempting to fight social media misinformation? So this
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  Speaker 1: is the attempt is there? This is the attempt to
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  Speaker 1: go to the Sahara Desert and get all the gear
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  Speaker 1: you need to survive the wretched conditions in the Sahara
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  Speaker 1: Desert and then saying I'm going to make this a
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  Speaker 1: great desert. I'm going to plow the Sahara Desert and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to use a plastic four. It is a
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  Speaker 1: futile effort. Jason Kelse is entering the fund zone. He's
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: playing whack a mole. He's playing whack a mole in
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  Speaker 1: an attempt to whack down bogus stories about him faster
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  Speaker 1: on X than the other ones pop up. Now you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: and I both know this is what It is, an
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: unwinnable game. The house always wins, and Kelsey's crime here
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is not moral outrage. That's not what this is about.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It's believing that this digital funhouse can be reasoned with.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That if Jason Kelsey stands on a digital soapbox from
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the bully pulpit and points out that's a bogus story,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that's a bogus story, and that's a bogus story and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: waves his arms in the air everywhere, people will suddenly
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: stop sharing those stories. That is not how the matrix works.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: It's not the matrix doesn't work like that. This is
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: the platform where conspiracy meets clickbait. Bots marry bad actors,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: and the bots and bad actors have babies. They give
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: birth to parody accounts with an extra underscore masquerading as
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  Speaker 1: official sources. You do not win here. The whole game
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: is to survive, and if you cannot survive, you ignore.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So it's either survive or ignore, and therefore you do survive.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But Jason Kelsey is doing what you'd say, good people.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: They're trying to keep his name clean, his good name unsullied.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: The trouble is on social media. The lie. The lie
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: is already running the marathon and at the twenty mile mark,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: while the truth is still trying to tie at shoelaces.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's just a mess. It's just a mess. And by
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the time Kelsey hits send on his public plea, the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: false quote has been screenshotted, memified, reposted, and stripped of
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: any context and passed along by thousands of fake accounts
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: with those little egg things and user names like NFL
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: fanboy nine eight two seven two three. It is a
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: noble effort, but it is fighting a wildfire with a
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: nerve super soaker. The odds of success are not good.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: The digital wildfire does not care about the truth, the
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: facts and all that stuff. It's fed by rage. The
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: rage clicks right. We know human nature. People both love
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to complain about negativity and are helpless to stop consuming it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It's the people that do the news business learn this
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: long ago that if it bleeds, it leads. If it's negative,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: people love it. And it's the fight or flight nature
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: of the human condition that you need that information and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: in social media, if you're upset, you're engaged, and that
• 22:14
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• 22:20
  Speaker 1: when you're you know, some of these reputations on the line,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you don't worry about. Jason Kelsey's again, he can't win this.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: If there's any lesson here, it's not for him, it's
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: for everyone else to stop treating every single stupid post
• 22:31
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• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the dopes with engagement. And Jason Kelsey's swinging his mallet,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: remember playing Whack a mole and he's hitting that next
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: mole and the next and the next, and the next
• 22:45
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• 22:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't that funny. That's that's not gonna work. That's that's
• 22:52
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  Speaker 4: Benday, I should say morning, I'm having a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're having a good morning on a good day.
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  Speaker 1: It's not daytime, it's you know, but listen, I gotta
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay. Remember that Tako host in New York. His
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: name was Steve Summers.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve Summers did overnights for years, legend in radio. Yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: she was it.
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  Speaker 4: Well he got he wanted to pick a fight with
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: me one day.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Steve Summers is
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: like one of the most mellow people in the world.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Why would he want to fight you?
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: He is? Hearn like when I sat on the radio,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: I talked about my dad and stuff, you know what
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, talking about that stuff. He just wants me.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know, he just didn't like it when it's
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: what I was saying.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So, so he wanted you to come down. How long ago?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: This must have been a while ago. How long ago
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that? Twenty twenty five years? But listen what happened.
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  Speaker 1: So this was when they were at the uh the
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  Speaker 1: there were I was at. Yeah, I was there. I
• 27:10
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• 27:12
  Speaker 1: It was, uh, there's a movie studio over there. They
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, okay. So I called him up and I said, listen, Steve.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I called uh actresses and models and asked them for
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: the picture and the signature. And see someone goes, what
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: about me? And I go, sorry, Steve. That's I said,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: sorry Steve. And I don't swing that way anyway. Program today?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no. Oh. So that that that
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: inspired a very.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Metal also about the the drunk guy who was drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven hours. That guy was drinking for seven hours.
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  Speaker 4: He reminds me of a thirteenth stepper. You know, he
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: reminds you what a thirteenth stepper.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: They're all thirteen stepper Yeah, there you go. You got
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of jokes you've been saving. You don't call
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: that offense. You gotta save your jokes.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta save my jokes. But oh, Melissa is
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: the best. She was there with a boyfriend today and
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: he bought us some taco bell.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's a big spender man going for the taco bell there.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: It's a little awkward though. I mean, you're you're into Melissa,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: but she's got a boyfriend. It's kind of weird right
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: in that odd Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: She's cool though. She bought me lunch too.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you said he bought you'd be lunch. She
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: bought you all.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: He bought her and meat taco bell, and then she
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: bought me a pretzel and a pizza and the two
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: orange juices.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's a lot of it's a lot of food.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I gotta see. Yeah, I got to see my therapist tomorrow.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. Always a great day when you see this therapist.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: That's wonderful.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: I told her I have a foot fetter. So she
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: wears good feet for me.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: She wears good feet. What does that mean? I don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: know what that means.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I like she wears her shoes.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's gonna be uncomfortable.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a He's just making this up. He's
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: doing She's trying his stick out, is what he's doing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: You would admit that you're just trying to shtick out here,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that none of this is actually true, right you would
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you would admit that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, definitely not anyway, are.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: You not done? There's some other there's some other material.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And this will be a period. You'll be at the
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• 29:43
  Speaker 8: Be appearing at Men and Vladiman Guerrero says, hello, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, go away. I'm hanging up on you. Okay,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: there is are our friend e Dog. Just be happy
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: because years ago we had a guy named Joe Dog
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: who's a friend of the dog, and we'd go from
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Joe Dog to Eat Dog, and then Joe Dog would
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: call back, so we'd have back to back dogs on
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the show. The friend, though, grew up and moved on
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: and there you go. So anyway, let's go back to
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the phones and we'll say hello to Scott in the Commonwealth. Hello,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Scott in the Commonwealth, welcome her.
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: Hey Ben, how you doing mate, mate?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Are you Australian?
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: No, I'm not, but I like to say that because
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: it's different. It's like in saying hey instead of saying hey, guys,
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: what's up. And it's just it's just a nice way
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: of being a friendly with people.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: Okay, No, yeah, that's it. So I got something fun
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: for you guys. I want you guys. You know how
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: you guys like to like you. Cooper and An always
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: like to challenge each other, like the Price of right thing.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, we love games. We're all about games. We have
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  Speaker 1: to keep ourselves entertained.
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, you reready this one act. I've been a
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: home for a while, so I thought a good one. Okay,
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: remember Malice at the Palace, my favorite sports brawl. Remember
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: you were talking about like these Cincinnati Bangals since the
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: chup thing?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course I love the Malice of the Palace.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite nights doing talk radio is after
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the Mouice at the Palace. It was amazing. Had four hours.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I did one topic. You realize, Scott, I usually talk
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: about things different every hour. That night I did four
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: hours every I didn't talk about anything else but the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Mouse of the Palace. It was amazing.
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: No, are you putting me on orre you actually doing
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: sports talk that night, because that's been a minute, as
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: you would.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Say, it has been a minute. You no, I believe
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: it or not. I've actually actually working here at Fox
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Sports Radio that night and we were on in Detroit
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and Indianapolis on the flagship radio stations of the Pacers
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: and the Pistons at the time. And so it was.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It was great. It was awesome that the punch the
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Germaine O'Neill, you know 'n our test going in the crowd,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Jackson, the whole thing, the whole thing was amazing.
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, so here's the game.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Will Okay, we're playing the game. Here we go. This
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: is Scott who's not Australian but likes to say Australian phrases.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do.
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: So you Coop and Lorena get to pick if you
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: remember when the players were the best part of the
• 32:50
  Speaker 10: whole thing was when the players are going down getting
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: out of the whole place. How many beers got pelted
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: on the remember the fan of pelting people with beer?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it was raining down trash, Yes, yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: I want I want you Coop and Lorena to pick
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: how many beers got pelted? And Coop and Lorena can
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: look up to the video and who's ever closest?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait wait wait wait I thought you.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I thought you had already done the legwork on this.
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, I don't know.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my wait a minute. That's a terrible game, Scott. No, no,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: stop the music, stop the music. Like all right, Scott
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: little radio one on one buddy, all right. I like you.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be a good call. Okay, listen.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna call up and say I got a game,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you don't tell us how to play the game. You say,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I've already gotten the answer, and here's the question, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: who's the closest? It's not, hey, Coop, go count how
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: many beers were thrown at Ben Wallace that were not
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Ben Wallace because he was playing for the Pistons. But yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: go ahead.
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: In fearess. Can't Coop or Lorena look up the video
• 34:04
  Speaker 10: and actually.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Count a basing segment, not after segment.
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: No, but you guys can figure it out.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: And then that's way too much work. What are you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: talking about, Aley, What do you expect them to?
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: My god? So thank you? All right, cool, I sent
• 34:24
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• 34:26
  Speaker 1: So NFL head coach with a drop the mic moment. Now,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: this is the guy who, listen, last week got fined
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: one hundred grand because he got into the face of
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: his idiot running back that fumbled the ball before crossing
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the goal line. We're talking about Jonathan Gannon, the head
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: coach of the Cardinals. The Cardinals have had a bunch
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: of players out with injury and it's a ragtag squad.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: They suck yet again, and so Gannon was asked, the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: coach of the Cardinals was asked about how you deal
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: with all of these injuries and how you deal with
• 35:02
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• 35:04
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• 35:06
  Speaker 1: one of the great drop the mike moments from Jonathan Gannon.
• 35:09
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• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Well, how early in your career did you have to
• 35:15
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• 35:19
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• 35:23
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• 35:26
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• 35:27
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• 35:28
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• 35:41
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• 35:43
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• 35:46
  Speaker 1: was this guy named Michael Vick who played for the
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Atlanta Falcons and was running a dog fighting ring and
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: got arrested while playing. Yes, and Gannon was a young
• 35:57
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• 36:01
  Speaker 1: an MVP level player, most popular player in the NFL
• 36:05
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• 36:08
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• 36:11
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• 36:14
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  Speaker 1: to it we go. Time for the payoff on the
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  Speaker 1: Insta Trivia and then we will get to Mallard to
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  Speaker 1: the third Degree where we predict the future on Malard
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  Speaker 1: to the third Degree. But here's the instant trivia. Falcon
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  Speaker 1: running Back by John Robinson becomes the second player ever
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  Speaker 1: to reach four hundred and fifty yards rushing three hundred
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  Speaker 1: receiving yards through the first five games of a season
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  Speaker 1: in NFL. His story and who does he join? Let's
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  Speaker 1: find out here Jack the Lane guests by Bobby in Florida,
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  Speaker 1: Sue Byrd, who's forty five today? From the Late Night
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  Speaker 1: Drug Tester, The Hamburglar guests by Andy and Lina Lakes Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: Rob in Vegas, as Rowdy Roddy, Piper Blair Thomas from
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  Speaker 1: I forty Ian. That's his answer, Malard prop guy says,
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  Speaker 1: it's King Eddie who is celebrating a birthday today? Is
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  Speaker 1: that is today's birthday? Today? Rob?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? A goat man going with lou Holtz
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  Speaker 1: Cadillac Williams from Sawman in Mississippi. R Larry Kinnerbrew from
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  Speaker 1: Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Corey Dillon guests by just Josh,
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  Speaker 1: what say you Lorraine up? Oh my gosh, I got
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  Speaker 1: to go with Wolfman Wolfman Jack No not also Doug
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  Speaker 1: Engine the correct answer Thurman Thomas close Thrman Thomas nineteen
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  Speaker 1: ninety one, Buffalo Bill, It's smaller? How about that? To
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  Speaker 1: the third degree? This is one big Ben gets grilled Cooperloo.
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  Speaker 6: There are some analysts suggesting that Saints quarterback Spencer Rattler
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  Speaker 6: has played well enough to deserve a look beyond twenty
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  Speaker 6: twenty five. They point out that Rattler actually has similar,
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  Speaker 6: if not better stats than Michael Pennocks junior this season. Ben,
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  Speaker 6: does Rattler deserve to be considered long term?
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  Speaker 1: No, because Michael Pennix junior does not look like the
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  Speaker 1: long term quarterback in Atlanta. So No, the Saints suck,
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  Speaker 1: and they're gonna get a top five pick in the draft,
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  Speaker 1: and they're going to draft the quarterback who will also
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  Speaker 1: likely suck. But no, I don't buy what they're selling there.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of those numbers are garbage time numbers.
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  Speaker 6: Next, Kyle Schwarber is coming off the best season of
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  Speaker 6: his career and the timing couldn't be better. As he
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  Speaker 6: heads into free agency, it's being reported that he'll be
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  Speaker 6: seeking a five year deal worth an average of thirty
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  Speaker 6: million per year. Ben, do you think the Phillies will
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  Speaker 6: pony have to keep him? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's perfect. You got the designated hitter
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  Speaker 1: in that town. Schwarber's getting a little older, it becomes
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  Speaker 1: a problem, but you'd still hit home lunch. He's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able. He's never been a fast guy. I
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  Speaker 1: think it'll work out for him in Philly.
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  Speaker 6: Next, member of the Celtics media. Members of the Celtics
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  Speaker 6: media played a pickup game against members of the Celtics
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  Speaker 6: coaching staff got blown out fifty seven to four.
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  Speaker 1: Ben, if you had to recruit members of.
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  Speaker 6: The FSR staff to play a game against Celtics coaches,
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  Speaker 6: who would you choose? And you can't pick any former
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  Speaker 6: pro athletes?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean my guy Rob Parker. We got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of like knucklehead guy. Like, we got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, Patrick Moor cert Times yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of athletic people that work here. That's
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  Speaker 1: the problem. No, yeah, he's the problem. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: you go.