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Trump Gets Trolled By Nobel Prize Winner - The Timing Is Perfect!

Right, so Donald Trump had his heart set on the Nobel Peace Prize for some time now. Won’t somebody please notice all the war’s he’s ending, or is he going to have to start another one so that he finally gets noticed?

Desperately, desperately, like a baby with sticky fingers and no self-control staring at the last cookie on the plate.

The tangerine-coloured Chief Baby has been gazing at Oslo’s exhibition case for years, asking why he hadn’t been given the shiny medal yet.

Well this year, almost as if the Nobel Committee wanted to deliberately give it to someone that would wind Trump up, the…

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