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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: De crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone,
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  Speaker 3: random crap, Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: Each year we go from football season Let's see all
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  Speaker 2: when Supper All sixteen to the off season Here's a
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  Speaker 2: City Chief fla mansur DeLand.
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  Speaker 4: To wedding season only. This year's wedding season includes a
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  Speaker 4: marriage of pop culture and fig skin singer and score,
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  Speaker 4: a beauty and on the football field, a beast Chelsea
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  Speaker 4: Olders told her he's got the touch, He's got the touchdown.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is about to marry Travis Kelcey and one
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  Speaker 4: of the most anticipated and celebrated weddings that this world
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  Speaker 4: has seen. There have been big weddings before.
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  Speaker 2: Prince Diana and Prince Charles, Kate Middleton and Prince.
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  Speaker 4: William, and some of the most storied weddings have merged
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  Speaker 4: entertainment in sports. Starting back in January nineteen fifty four,
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  Speaker 4: when Marilyn Monroe married Joe DiMaggio.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for random crap, and that is Adam Schefter
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  Speaker 3: waxing poetic about today's Swift Kelsey wedding. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: that piece on ESPN, which aired yesterday for the first time,
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  Speaker 3: that thing, Fitty was over three minutes long. This dude
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  Speaker 3: put a lot into that piece. He's some say he
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  Speaker 3: put too much into in this wedding as seriously as
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  Speaker 3: we all shouldn't, as seriously as I am today. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if I'm getting mocked by many of
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  Speaker 3: you out there listening that I'm taking this wedding too seriously.
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  Speaker 3: All right, fit dog, So it's expect it's today at
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  Speaker 3: MSG everybody. Apparently, there was a sighting of her in
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  Speaker 3: an suv pulling up yesterday for the rehearsal dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Fitty.
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  Speaker 3: The wedding expected to take place today. A thousand guests
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  Speaker 3: for this thing, although there is a report that they
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  Speaker 3: got married in private and this is just simply a
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  Speaker 3: celebration of their wedding. I don't since you have the
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  Speaker 3: same enthusiasm that I do for this fitty, I'm very
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  Speaker 3: disappointed in you, sir.
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  Speaker 5: I I don't know if I've cared about anything less
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  Speaker 5: in my life than this wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you not like that?
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  Speaker 3: You don't like him? I thought you were a pro
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  Speaker 3: Swelsea guy. No, I just I don't get into other
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  Speaker 3: people's weddings. Like it's not about the wedding, it's about
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  Speaker 3: like who's gonna be there? And like you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just celebrity sightings. Who's there? What happens?
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  Speaker 3: That sort of thing? Man, all I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Hoping for because this this wedding supposedly is taking place
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  Speaker 5: at the Mecca, the world's most famous arena, Madison Square Garden.
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  Speaker 2: I hope the being most takeover.
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  Speaker 3: You want them outside, Pitty said yesterday. He wants them
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  Speaker 3: throwing rice at the married couple outside with them. I'm
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  Speaker 3: afraid the don't throw something else, so something disgusting. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: like Ben you at Philadelphia. So I was talking about
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  Speaker 3: the betting markets. People are betting on this wedding. Four
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  Speaker 3: million dollars on the prediction markets has been wagered on
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  Speaker 3: various parts of the Swift Kelsey wedding, including you can
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  Speaker 3: bet like who the best man will be Jason Kelsey,
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  Speaker 3: the odds on favorite. Who the maid of honor will
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  Speaker 3: be her childhood friend, Abigail is it's the favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me like that?
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  Speaker 3: You're looking at me like you want to have an
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  Speaker 3: intervention with me right now.
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  Speaker 5: I just hope Brendan Soresby gets found out to be
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  Speaker 5: betting all this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, if he is a real temptation for him.
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  Speaker 5: And if he is the NFL ship banner for if
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  Speaker 5: you if you are stupid enough to put a bet
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  Speaker 5: down on who the best man is gonna be at
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  Speaker 5: this wedding, do.
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  Speaker 2: You think that's a sign of a gambling problem. You
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  Speaker 2: need to.
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  Speaker 5: Seek rehab and not the a conversion of rehab, legitimate rehab.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, didn't we didn't we determined Acon didn't
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  Speaker 3: do rehab. Or you're that's just a joke. Yes, I
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  Speaker 3: was joking, Okay, gotcha. I was just making sure, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Seven o four five seven nine to six ten. Mac
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  Speaker 3: is worse than my wife. I thought my wife was
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  Speaker 3: way too into this stupid wedding. I have your wife,
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  Speaker 3: Texas show. I need some thoughts. Who she think the
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  Speaker 3: maid of honor is gonna be? Uh? The big headline
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  Speaker 3: bone about the surprise snub. My name's or Fitty for
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  Speaker 3: the big snub of the wedding so far, the first snub, though,
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  Speaker 3: they said the first snub. Prince William has in the
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  Speaker 3: past joked about wanting to be invited this wedding, and
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  Speaker 3: it turns out that sources say he will not be
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  Speaker 3: at this wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Fitty, that's this big news to you.
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  Speaker 5: That's because he's at Wimbledon. Baby's got better things to do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. All right, anyway, let's move along here.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the dude last year, James Nausey, Well, we remember
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  Speaker 3: him as a Hornets draft pick years ago. Last year
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  Speaker 3: he resurfaced Fitty at college basketball, playing at Baylor. He
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  Speaker 3: the word got out, Yes, say he's transferring to George Mason.
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  Speaker 3: How is this dude still playing? Can we get this
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  Speaker 3: dude out of college basketball? For God's sakes?
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  Speaker 5: He also continues in his basketball journey mac to regress.
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  Speaker 5: He started oversees what Barcelona playing for Spain, gets drafted
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  Speaker 5: to the Charlotte Hornets. Walker raved about him for like
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  Speaker 5: two and a half minutes one day on the Weston
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  Speaker 5: Walker Show. He then goes to G League rout goes
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  Speaker 5: to Baylor. Now goes to George Mason. I was hoping
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  Speaker 5: Will Wade would be the best example that college basketball
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  Speaker 5: needs to fix their eligibility rules. Might be James Nadjyey
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  Speaker 5: guys are now played for two colleges after being drafted
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  Speaker 5: or signed by an NBA front off.
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  Speaker 3: It's freaking absurd, by the way, so are Some of
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  Speaker 3: these texts are absurd. Some are absurdly funny. Fight for
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  Speaker 3: twelve says Mac about to finally cash in some bets
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  Speaker 3: on this Swift Kelsey wedding. I can't be any worse
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  Speaker 3: at it than I am at sports betting. I'm down
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  Speaker 3: the seven damn sense. Maybe I should use my seven
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  Speaker 3: cents today on this wedding, big pain. I hope mister
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  Speaker 3: Swift's mescara runs today from this from the seventy eight
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  Speaker 3: degrees city requirement on thermostat temperature settings.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Swift, how dare you?
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  Speaker 3: How dare your disrespect Travis Kelcey in that way, sir,
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  Speaker 3: and put the makeup on him? All right, let's move
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  Speaker 3: along here with random crap. So we talked yesterday Fiddy
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  Speaker 3: about the Country Road song becoming the official anthem of
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  Speaker 3: the men's US men's national team. And they all sing it,
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  Speaker 3: and the fans sing it after every game. Well, now
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  Speaker 3: we have footage courtesy of Weston McKinney of a song
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  Speaker 3: they were all singing on the team bus together.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have this song for us? Fit Daddy? No,
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  Speaker 2: I told you to get it earlier. You got to
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  Speaker 2: have it right. I don't remember this conversation.
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  Speaker 3: No email it to you. You don't have the song
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  Speaker 3: all right? Anyway, I will tell you what the song is.
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  Speaker 3: They were all singing on the bus Ella Langley's choosing Texas,
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  Speaker 3: which is a very catchy song. I don't get down
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  Speaker 3: to much country, but that song is pretty damn catchy,
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  Speaker 3: So the boys Ella Langley fans in addition to being
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  Speaker 3: fans of country roads. What are you doing scrambling to
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  Speaker 3: see if you messed up?
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  Speaker 2: Fitty?
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to out you on the radio. I
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  Speaker 5: got two emails from you this morning. Neither one mentioned
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  Speaker 5: that you ever.
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  Speaker 2: Went to see you. Okay, well that's told me then.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. Now, maybe you could be scrambling and getting
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  Speaker 2: the song right now. I could still do that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what you should have done instead of
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  Speaker 3: went to see if if you were right, if I
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  Speaker 3: was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what you could have done. Anyway, My God
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  Speaker 2: would have bone done that.
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  Speaker 1: How about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just holding up the roll of bone. Bone would
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  Speaker 2: have outed your mistake. It's crazy idea.
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  Speaker 3: If I ever said, what like, just go get it,
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  Speaker 3: like forget about who's wrong, who's right?
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  Speaker 2: Just dog get the damn song. Play it for people.
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  Speaker 3: They want to hear the damn song that the US
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  Speaker 3: men's national team is singing. Plus I do find a
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  Speaker 3: catchy I would like to hear it anyway. All right,
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  Speaker 3: So we're doing fine here, We're doing fine, working on
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  Speaker 3: our holiday. Everything is going seamlessly and according to plan.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, Tomorrow's Hot Dog Eating Contest simulcast on
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  Speaker 3: ABC for the first time ever. Fit Daddy, don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you've seen this fitty stout feverishly looking up this song,
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  Speaker 3: so this Joey Chestnut even more viewers to watch Joey
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  Speaker 3: Chestnut try to win what feels like his forty eighth
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  Speaker 3: Hot dog Eating contest.
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  Speaker 2: Are you struggling any well? I found the song.
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  Speaker 5: I also found the official music video, which as my
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  Speaker 5: guy Casey Dunn from Yellowstone in I got lost in
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  Speaker 5: his eyes? Oh my god, what are you talking about
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  Speaker 5: the hot dog getting context.
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  Speaker 3: On ABC or simulcast on ABC, show more exposure for
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  Speaker 3: Joey Chestnut.
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  Speaker 5: If people spend time tomorrow watching grown adults eat hot
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  Speaker 5: dogs at an alarming gross rate, I I question how
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  Speaker 5: you celebrate the Fourth of July. Eat your own hot dogs,
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  Speaker 5: have your own cookout, shoot your fireworks, go to the pool.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not carving out time out of my day to
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  Speaker 5: watch a grown man shove sixty something hot dogs down
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  Speaker 5: his throat in ten minutes. I've never understood the obsession
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  Speaker 5: with watching a hot.
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  Speaker 2: Dog eating contest.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a gross see, that's a disgusting That's the
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  Speaker 3: thing is you. You you are grossed out by it.
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  Speaker 3: I some people are grossed out by it. I just
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  Speaker 3: find it to be hilarious. I mean they're just it
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  Speaker 3: is disgusting, but disgusting. It can be hilarious to me.
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  Speaker 3: Now here's the problem with the contest. It's not that,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, he's eating a lot of hot dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm grossed out.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that I don't understand what's wrong with you there, Fiddy,
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  Speaker 3: You sound like my wife. He's not gonna just sound
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  Speaker 3: like a lady for a secondary media's men should not
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  Speaker 3: be grossed out by stuff. We should be doing the
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  Speaker 3: gross stuff. But anyway, I digress. My problem with it
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  Speaker 3: is this man's got no competition. This is why the
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  Speaker 3: hot dog eating contest to me is like eh, like
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  Speaker 3: this dude needs a rival badly. We need parody. Can
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  Speaker 3: they put a restrictor plate on that dude's mouth or
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  Speaker 3: something like? We need parody and hot dog eating fitty?
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  Speaker 3: That's my issue, all right? Can we play it out
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  Speaker 3: with the Lla Langley song, Fitty? I have found this
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  Speaker 3: the most anticipated song in the history of the Mac
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  Speaker 3: and Bone Show. Or how about this come back from
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  Speaker 3: the next break with Ella Langley? How about that? We
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  Speaker 3: will do that. Queue it up to the chorus. We
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  Speaker 3: come back with it from the next break when we
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  Speaker 3: come back, Ladies and gentlemen. That is random crap, probably
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  Speaker 3: crappier than usual, but it's the holiday version of us.
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  Speaker 2: We're even worse.