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Episode 161: The Scammers are getting SCAMMED?!?! · Play 4 Keeps Podcast

• Jax: That's not an NFL wide receiver. Greg: Nigga, that look like Rome. if you are talking to an NFL player Why are you sending niggas money? remember when Drake hosted the Espies that one time? Jax: he look like you say he has a normal back. That's a normal back. Anything like anybody Greg: That's a normal ass back, nigga. I've seen a good CTE joke. You wanna see a good CTE joke? Jax: Look at two of them. Never mind. Never mind. Greg: the funniest my god Jax: Never mind. Never mind. Greg: when the last time you been to Chick-fil-A? Jax: I think maybe last week or two weeks ago, it was relatively recent. Greg: Dem niggas still say my pleasure? Jax: I'm gonna I'm gonna be paying attention, I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know. Greg: I ain't gonna lie, like it wasn't until like I picked up my sandwich, that little waffle sandwich this morning. And granted, I I had a nigga, so like I wouldn't trip him. But he came in and I was like, I appreciate you. He was just like, you know I got you. I was like, when y'all start, when y'all That is, but I was just like, Jax: Is it that's the same thing as my pl that's the same thing. It's the same thing. Greg: and boy y'all done got lagged, boy. Jax: It's Greg: Y'all didn't need y'all used to be a strict program around here, man. Fuck going on. Jax: I'm like, I don't even think I feel like I never really noticed whenever they if they ever have said I mean, I'm pretty sure they have, but I never notice if they say my players to me ever. Greg: That nigga trying to get out nigga trying to get get out fast as fuck. Jax: I don't be paying attention to niggas, bro. It's just MRF and dip, bro. I don't care. Not even, bro. Greg: Nigga be zooming out that bitch. Guess I hear a nigga damn. Get the fuck out my face. That is Jax: Yeah. Greg: Ewda. Damn. I was about to press the goddamn gunshot. Ain't it ain't even on here. I don't even I don't even know what to d I don't even know what to Jax: That that that Greg: I don't know how to with the press, but welcome back to another episode of the Play for Keast podcast, the only podcast where we do something different every single day, not an hour, not an episode. This is a daily thing. We didn't get gunshots today because the clip is empty, right? It's not here. Jax: Well it'll be reloaded eventually. Greg: t tr trust and believe. It already feels weird without without the gunshots, man. Crazy. I'm your host, Greg. That is my host, Jax. Welcome to the show, the podcast for casuals. If you are a casual, this is the show for you. Don't lie. You are a casual. You are you are a casual. too many topics to have conversations about. So without further ado, we we have to push this donations. Donations. I'm praying I'm pressing the right buttons. I didn't even set them up. Here we go. Money talks. Here comes the money. I'm going off of color coordinations and vibes. I didn't even have enough time to type the shit in. But donate. Jax: That's real professional. You're a soundboard expert. You just you just know. You just know what the what the right buttons to press is. Greg: Come on, man. That's why they pay us the big bucks. Jax: Exactly. Greg: On me. On me. But Since we're here, let's go ahead and go into the things. We do not care. Bitch went a long. I hold this. I hold this. We do not. I hold. Okay, bet, bet. All right, bet. Just want Jax: That was not that was that was really not care. Yeah. Greg: to make sure. I saw that shit still rolling. I'm like, dance. It's a little long. first things up. I didn't put it on there initially because I wanted to surprise Jack just in case he didn't know. Turkey leg hut is bad. Jax: I seen something about that but I didn't I didn't actually click on it, but Greg: Absolutely. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. I had to break it down for you. it's not coming he's a wit. Jax: The husband not in jail? Or can't tell my can t I was like the husband not in jail, but you you have the rest of it, so. Greg: Hey, first and foremost, that nigga's in fact in jail. That Jax: Okay. Greg: nigga is still in jail. But the wife isn't, or the the former wife, divorcee. She's not in jail no more. Jax: I thought they were both in jail. Greg: Nah, they ha they were. Her charges got dropped for her charges got dropped because she was hiding a fugitive in her that was crazy, that was a crazy thing. Look that up later. But they not they're not officially back. Like with their own establishment, God forbid, because Arson's a real thing. But they have collabed with the notorious Chicago Herald's Chicken and will be selling turkey leg huts, you know, their their premier turkeys, through Jax: Yeah it's Greg: their venue. It'll kinda be like the I don't even know how I don't even know if they still have those things. You remember the long John Silvers that was connected with the A and W? You know? Jax: Yeah. Yeah. When them two restaurants, yeah. The Taco Bell and KFC. Greg: Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that that kind of vibe. That's the kind of vibe I'm seeing. only at the Houston location. Chicago is still serving their Harold's chicken. I don't think they have a actual I think a place is being built, but I don't think Harold's is like officially open in Houston yet, but it is coming soon. Jacks. Jax: think it is, but the Harold's chicken in Houston though, like it's not like the sh like it's the I think it's owned by the same as like the Chicago one, but it's not like 'cause the one in Houston is a a sports bar as well. So it's very like Greg: so it's a it's a whole bunch of negatory. I didn't even know this. Jax: Yeah, it's I I I've seen it before 'cause I wanted to go and like well like, heroes chicken. No, like it's a sports part. Like this is not this is gonna be some some niggry. I don't know if I wanna go. Greg: This This is not Jax, your initial your initial thoughts of Turkey Leg Hut saying still I rise and I'm still here. Jax: Shit, man. I don't even fuck. The turkey legs weren't they weren't that good, bro. They were fine, but they weren't that they wasn't that good to be going through all of this. Greg: They they weren't they weren't dress code good. Jax: Yeah, but I I guess, bro. That's all I I guess, man. Greg: You guess. I do Jax: Yeah. Greg: miss their waffle fries. Them waffle fries used to hit. I used to fuck with them waffle fries. Used to fuck with the turkey leg. back when I was single, used to fuck with the the enviants, you know. The the audience. Jax: Yeah. Greg: you know? A lot of scouts out there, man. A lot of scouts, man. Jax: They turned it to they turned the old place into a lounge. I forget what it's called. I forget what it's called, but I've been there. What is it called? I can't remember. Greg: Address plus. Jax: I think I actually think it is. Like it's something like Greg: Really? What the fuck? Jax: that. It's owned by one of them. I can't remember what it is though, but yeah. Greg: That's horrible. Hey, all these all these places got a six year six year life spare, so we'll reconvene. Jax: Yeah, they turned it it's a door now. They turned it into a door. Yeah, they moved Greg: Door. Yeah. Jax: the door over there. Greg: Yeah, y'all got it, bro. Y'all got it. Some things ain't never gonna change. We'll be all right. Jax: Yeah. Greg: Didn't they try to do something else, like clam hut or oyster hut or some shit like that? Before they got turned down. Like shut down for real. Jax: Yeah, that's the husband he went across the street and started to try to do oyster hut and then that became a whole thing. Greg: Hey man, these niggas is different. These niggas is Jax: Yeah. Greg: different. We'll keep you updated. I don't know how long it's gonna be up. We do not care. Next thing up, Jonathan Jonathan Kaminga and Benedict Mathrin sign with their prep prospective teams. Our respective teams. Jonathan Kaminga signs signs with the Wolves. I think it's like two point five mil. I could be wrong. Jax: I guess this is two years. He got Kaminga got two years twelve million dollars with a player option in the second year with the Wolves. And then Matherin, he signed with the Pelicans. He got two years sixteen with also and he also got a player option in the second year. Greg: Yeah, good for them boys. I don't really care. I don't really just don't move me. Especially this pelican shit. This shit don't move me. That don't That don't move that Jax: Yeah. I don't know what I don't know what the Pelicans are doing, bro, but Greg: don't move a motherfucking thing for me. I'm not gonna lie to you. They just bullshitting, bro. They keep they k Jax: bro, I I don't think they know what they're doing. But shout out to the Pelicans. Shout out to the Wolves. I think the Wolves are gonna be good. But I always thought that whether or not they had coming, I still thought they were gonna be good. So like I said they don't really do nothing for me. So Yeah. Greg: It's not no X factor to me. You know what I mean? Like with Benedict and Matherin, it's like Pelicans just keep adding players, but they not removing play. Like, you're not. Well, like, Jax: Like they all these people can't play, bro. Greg: they doing, they doing the exact opposite of what I want a nigga to do. Hey, Trey, actually add. Jax: And like they have players that people would love to have and they're not making no type of trade and no nothing. It's very I Greg: Maybe their Jax: don't know. Greg: maybe their outlook is that we believe in Jamal Mosley's like player development and we're gonna see who pans out this year of who we need to keep, maybe. Cause he is a good player development coach. He did whip them them young ass Orlando Magic people. Jax: Yeah, but why you still got Zion? Zion is d I Zion doesn't need development, he just needs to be healthy and locked in. Greg: You right. Jax: So I don't get it, but whatever, man. Let's keep it going. Greg: It's not looking good. We do not look good at all. Next thing up. I actually skipped this by accident. NFL ends the Pro Bowl. Jax: I don't know if you have your your applause button anymore, but like good. They they ruined Greg: Deixa pra cá. Olha. Jax: Thank God. They they ruined it. Greg: over. It it it was it was always over. Jax: The Pro Bowl has been a joke for years. Greg: That shit ended in twenty seventeen or twenty sixteen. Whene whenever that shit was in like I know that Hawaii is a US territory and all that. You know, it's it's when they moved Jax: Yeah, but when they when they moved it from Hawaii, that's when people started Greg: it from Hawaii, that was the start of the decline. And then they started going into like two hand touch and all this other shit and flag football Jax: Yeah. Greg: and all this stuff. And whether people want to admit it or not, you know, them niggas did not like Shadur Sanders being a Pro Bowler and they said, hey, we just need to pull this plug now. And it's not, he's not the reason, but I do compare it to having an assignment due at eleven fifty nine in Houston. Okay. Having an assignment due in college at eleven fifty nine in Houston, Texas. And you're like, yeah, I'm gonna get to it. And then seven thirty PM happens and your lights flicker a little bit. And you're like, hey, actually, let's go ahead and just let's go ahead and start down. Let's not let's not even prolong this no more. Let's go ahead. Like I I don't know what's gonna happen after this. So, you know, they they they hearing they hearing situations, they hearing hot takes from Jacks about Matthew Stafford not having having real pro bowls and Shadur Sanders does. You know, they they taking all this shit into consideration, bro. So I'm happy. I'm happy that they they got rid of this 'cause they couldn't fix it. They tried. They didn't try hard enough, but they tried. Jax: Yeah, the the new format now, Greg: And it failed, okay. Jax: like there's like Pro Bowl, the game cancelled, but they're still gonna have the honors and so it's gonna be like so it'll be like how like all pro is basically like no game but still the honors, but they're gonna do it for eighty eight players will get the thing. And I didn't like at first eighty eight sounded crazy and I was like that sounds like way too many people. But I went back and I went to like the and I went to like what pro football reference and I looked at the Pro Bowl rosters. And no, it normally do be having that many people on like both sides, like all together. I just didn't realize it was that many players. Cause I I went and I counted myself and I like 'cause I was like, there's no way it was eighty eight players, but it was like in that seventy, eighty range. And I was like, shoot, I guess something fucking wrong. Greg: True. Yeah. Cause you gotta you gotta keep in mind w the the linemans and the reserves. Jax: Exactly. Exactly. Greg: Okay, yeah, that that that makes sense. Yeah, I I I can see that. And I think I think a lot of players, I think a lot of NFL players, they always kept talking about how like yeah, like i Hawaii used to be a vacation, a break for the family. Jax: It was a vacation with their family. Now they don't have that no more. Greg: Niggas ain't trying to go to Glendale, Arizona, nigga. Niggas ain't trying to go Orlando, Jax: You guys wanna go to Orlando? Like no, bro. Greg: nigga. Hell no. So you you know, you still within the States. And on top of that, it used to be it didn't used to be before the Super Bowl. Jax: Yeah, it used to be after the Super Bowl. Greg: It used to be after the Super Bowl. Niggas is chilling. You know what I mean? Everybody's relaxed and all this other stuff. it's a different day and age. Now you got people that normally would be playing, but they still have a game. They got an upcoming game, so they can't even participate. I Jax: Yeah. Greg: think they did good. For for for what the what the new shit is now, so I can't complain. And then we go back to my We do not care. Last and certainly not least, ESPN is ending that ticker at the bottom of the screen. which is actually kind of crazy 'cause I know nothing about this. Jax: Really? Greg: Don't know anything about this. I'm I'm in the I don't even be I don't even be on that side no more. Jax: That's crazy. That's crazy. But yeah, ESPN is that little ticker that had like the game stats or whatever that ran on the bottom of the screen, they're say they're ending that. I don't know. They're probably gonna put like some gambling thing that has like lines and stuff like that. That's cause that's just the evolution Greg: Absolutely. Yeah. Jax: of sports now. But like, yeah, no, it's gone. End of a like end of an era for real. Even though it's very like small and doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, like end of a fucking era, nigga. Greg: That shit used to mean something to me. Like, I could I could Jax: Let 'cause you could just be on ESPN and being like, this game, it looked see the set like, this game looked crazy. Let me tune in. Or if you missed the game, you see, who I wonder who won and then you just see it come across the bottom of the screen be like, okay, that's how the game ended. Like It's crazy. Yeah, bro. Greg: And they had the st it had the stats too. That was that was for real. That was that was real. That was OG Twitter for real. That's when I found those stats for real. Five hundred yards. shit. Nigga Jax: Yeah, bro, like that's Greg: hooping. Jax: This is a bad I think well, I think it's a bad decision. I wanna speak for you, but like it's just I don't get it like but I haven't gotten ninety eight percent of the moves that ESPN has made, so fuck it. Greg: Yeah, you know, it's it's it's a bad decision, but one might even ask, you know, Jackson, when's the last time you you turned on ESPN? Jax: Like the other day, I'm not gonna lie to you. Greg: And then not Jax: I'll be Greg: like I'm saying for a non game for a non game reason. Jax: Probably like the other day, I'm not gonna lie to you. Like I was just trying to find something to scroll and I just Greg: shit, my fault, my fault. Jax: went to ESPN and just pressed it and Greg: My fault, brother. Jax: Ha ha Greg: I was trying to get a gotcha moment. I failed. Jax: Yeah. Greg: Crazy. Speaking of trying to have a gotcha, trying to pull one over you, let's get into today's topics. And let's start, let's let's start in the Bay Area. Let's let's start in San Francisco. The forty niners. Jax: If y'all did not know the 49ers, they recently released wide receiver what's the name? They released wide receiver Dejaon Love because he was recently arrested. Greg: Mm. Jax: So they had to, you know, go ahead and release him. But if y'all are unfamiliar Greg: Absolutely. Jax: with whoever Dejan Love is, it's because he's not a real fucking football player. And he Greg: wow. Jax: was arrested by the FBI for scamming. Over two dozen women out of more than 1.3 million dollars. This is the F like this is from the FBI's Twitter account. It says beginning in February 2022, Dejahn Le Brayer Love and Taylor Jamie Chan created fictitious investments to defraud numerous women in Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Cali. He met most of the women on the internet through dating apps, and he falsely portrayed himself as a legitimately wealthy NFL player for the Niners or as a wealthy real estate investor. Chan posed as his financial advisor to further gain the victim's trust. In this whole like my gosh. This whole thing just what the hell? Let's start. Should we play videos? Should we get like how should we okay? Greg: Absolutely. We need to break down this goddamn film 'cause I I wanna be in the woman's shoes right now and I'ma see how how did I get I'ma see how did I get fooled. Let me see. Jax: Cause there here's some videos and stuff. I tried to go to his Instagram account, he deleted it or it got delete some it's not there no more. But these are Greg: In Jax: some screenshots and videos people took from these, from his account, and I'ma just play it. You don't either, but Greg: Am I tripping? That's his Jax: What? Greg: that's his mustache. Does his mustache look like it about to fly off, nigga? I know it's real. But that shit look crazy. That's see, that's my fear right. You see, that's my fear right there. Jax: His mustache is very he cut it a little bit he cut a little too short. He cut it a little too short, unlike the sock. It's a it's a it's a delicate balance. Greg: So Jax: Yeah. So that's just an example of one of the videos he posted on his Instagram account. what else? More Greg: He got that helmet in every photo. Jax: Every single photo. And like, I'm not an NFL player. You're not an NFL player. But I've never seen no NFL player just walk around carrying their helmet everywhere. Like that's not what that's not how that works. Why do you have that? Greg: Hell no. That's crazy? Jax: Like what are we talking about? He even had a cake to celebrate his I'm even like I guess his new contract he signed, which Greg: Colin Kaepernick's jersey, nigga. Jax: And then do I got the video where he tried to r run routes? Yes. Greg: god. Jax: That's not an NFL wide receiver. Greg: Nigga, that look like Rome. Jax: That's not like one, he he slipped when he was running in the sand. He started off his stance wrong. He was running, he slipped. He he caught the ball. It looked like he couldn't catch like he did cat he did catch the ball, but it looked like he don't know how to catch a football. Like, I don't Greg: First first of all, the quarter, the nigga that's throwing the ball, nigga threw that nigga a meatball sub, nigga. That was a horrible. That shit was crazy. Crazy bad. And you you remember that you remember when Drake hosted the Espies that one time? And he had that one little segment or scene where they were like doing the the athletes that modeled on the sports illustrated, and they got the Isaac Isaiah Thomas. And they're talking about his back. He's like, that's a normal back. I got that back. You got that back. French Montana got that back. That's a very normal back, nigga. This is a very normal body. He Jax: But he don't look like a football player. Greg: don't look like no kind of He could have passed as a Jax: He has no must. Greg: he would have did better pat passing off as a basketball player than a football player. I don't know either. Jax: I don't know how I don't know how tall he is. In basketball players you see their face. So that's why that's why it's a little bit difficult to do it like that, I feel. But this is a video of him signing his contract. Greg: My b my boy J Love. Jax: And it's like the who's your decision? Like that's not how that's not how signed that's not how signing contracts work Greg: That's not how that works. Jax: in the NFL. Like, there's no decision to be made. Like the like Greg: Like he'd commit. Like like like Jax: Bro. Greg: like he finna be with Lane Kiff in an LSU. Jax: Like it literally just does not make any sense how these ladies were tricked. And also he's thirty-five, but I seen somebody made a post he was claiming he was twenty-four and yada yada. I mean he doesn't look old, so he could probably pass for that, I guess. And Matt NFL players be twenty four and looking hella old, so I guess he Greg: True. Jax: could pass for that. But it's just like If somebody says that they're an NFL player, it's not hard to just like go to the go to the team website. It's it's the roster is there. Like, I don't Greg: You don't even have to do that. You don't have to do that, Jack. You don't even have to do that. if you are talking to an NFL player and you didn't even know like you have nothing, you have no idea how sports work. Why are you sending niggas money? Jax: Awesome. Greg: just in general, regardless if you knew what his profession is, what kind of scam it has, whatever the case may be, if an NFL player supposedly is in your DMs, why would you ever give them money? It's supposed to be the other way around. There's supposed to be a benefit with for you being with an NFL player. You could have just been with the bums, you know what I mean? Like you could have just been dealing with the regular niggas. At that point, what's the Jax: It's Greg: point of elev what's the point of dating an NFL player and you still paying for another nigga? Why are you still giving that nigga money? Jax: I mean he said he would make them investments and everything, but it's just like and then like the other thing, like his partner was a eight like he's an Asian kid, but like he's an Asian kid. He was only 18 years old. Then nobody ever met met him and be like, hey, this nigga looks like a child. Like I don't know what he looked like. I haven't seen no pictures of him. Like I couldn't find any pictures on social media, but nobody was like, hey, who is this 18-year-old posing as your agent? Like, no red flags, no nut like I have. Greg: That's a hey, but that that's that's that's more on the Asian kid. He there's no real paper, like there's no real like it's hard to find a photo of that nigga. It's really just word of mouth when it comes to that nigga. Jax: This whole thing is just so cra I don't understand how because it's just so easily like avoidable. I just don't get it. Like he don't look like an NFL Greg: for sure. But I mean Jax: player. He don't do any NFL player stuff. He don't got any pictures with any NFL players. The only gear he has is his fucking helmet. I mean, I you can buy this 49er shirt wherever you want. But it's just like, bro. And he don't need like he does like he look like you say he has a normal back. That's a normal back. Like, doesn't even look. Anything like anybody Greg: That's a normal ass back, nigga. I've seen I've seen I've seen that kind of back everywhere. I've seen I've Jax: I don't get it, man. Greg: seen better backs at Planet Fitness, nigga. There there are not Yeah, that's a regular nigga. That nigga does not look like he's on some type of n dietary nutrition plan, nigga. Like he he look like a regular that's an Amazon back right there. Jax: This is a regular skinny dude, bro. Like he don't even have muscles or n like I don't get it, bro. Greg: That nigga works at Amazon with a back like that, nigga. That's Jax: Like and then the forty nineers of all the forty nine is having a offseason from I don't Brandon Ayuk, Greg: Fuck you. Jax: Kyle Shanahan, the the electrical substation, and like Greg: We'll get to the next nigga. Nah, dead ass. And then on top of that, when it when it comes to this nigga, like, I'm not trying to because I don't know what he did before this. Cause this nigga's Jax: Nothing. Greg: 30. This nigga the nigga's 35, so I'm trying to figure out like what other scam. Like most of the time you don't start scamming in your 30s. You Jax: I mean it's they'd be doing this for they I'd be doing this for ten years or I'm wrong. Did it say that? I could be I could be I could be making this up. I could be I thought I saw ten years somewhere. Like Greg: my God. He got away with this for ten years? Jax: I I could like I said, I could be wrong. I don't know. I thought I saw someone that said something about some ten years, but it's not here. So Greg: I mean look, if it if it beginning in twenty twenty two. No, I started in twenty twenty two. Jax: So more than ten years, fuck. Like Greg: Nah That's not more than ten. Twenty twenty two? Jax: twenty I'm tripping, I'm chilling, I'm tripping. Why I'm thinking it's 20k. Greg: Yeah yeah twenty yeah, twenty twenty yeah, twenty twenty two. So it's like what? Three, four, five, six, four years? Jax: Four years. Yeah. Greg: About yeah, about four years. She did it right after the pandemic. Jax: Yeah, okay, yeah. That's when scam was going crazy, the pandemic time, so I it's making a little bit more sense now. Greg: Hey man, and and it's like Yeah, it's it's making sense you know, and it's like granted, it it seems like once a month we talk about some scam and shit that was happening. I remember that other football player that was posing as a woman to go get some some money or whatever. Or of course the Koulibaly incident. That nigga paid for his sins though. That was that was a different kind of they got it back in blood with that nigga. Jax: He finna he finna pay for his nest too. The FBI is on this nigga, bro. You're going to jail. Greg: man, it's just damn. Like the fact that you was able to get 25 women to pay you 1.2 mil. Jax: And he said the scheme Greg: Yo, if you had yo, Jax, if you had a kid that got caught scamming quite like this, how would you even go about it? Jax: I mean like I'd be upset with him, of course, 'cause of scamming, getting caught, but like be more like I would be upset because he's going to jail because he's a fucking idiot. But I'd also be like, girls, come on, like ladies, come on, bro. Like, it's not hard. Greg: I really would I really would be on the women like why but what made you give it to him though? You know what I mean? What made you give him the money? Hell no. That's crazy. Speaking of money, we gotta talk about another nigga in San Fran. Not giving up enough money, some might add. What's the nigga name? Jed? my god. Jax: Jed York, the owner, the owner of the San Francisco 49ers. Greg: Geez. Jax: And he was recently caught because. Or is this? I I I don't Greg: Yeah. Jax: I wanna read the headline. Details on how how Jed York, who is worth around 500 million, used a back pay style website to meet up with a hooker at a trailer park where he negotiated a fee that was well below the hooker salary cap. Now, Jay York, like I said, he's the owner of the 49ers, and he was caught was this Monday? Something like that? Greg: Yeah. Jax: At nine in the morning, might I add. He was caught Monday at nine in the morning in a trailer park in Ohio trying to, you know, with $140, because that's how much he was planning on paying. trying to have sex with somebody in trailer park. And it turned out to be the cops. So when he pulled up and they arrested him. And he since pleaded, like he since Greg: I thought they caught him at nine in the morning. Jax: Yeah, they called him at nine in the morning, but it was a cops. Like he was he was he was going to meet up there at nine in the morning because he was he was on he was Greg: No, I'm I'm thinking like you see, that wa in my mind, I'm thinking that nigga was awaken of sleep and Jax: no. Greg: they banged on the door and it was like 9 a.m. Like, like, we got you, nigga. He was out here searching for this shit at night. Nigga, did he brush your teeth? Jax: No, cause they said like he had already like cause it was a police it was he was talking to the police the whole time. He thought it was a he thought it was a little prostitute or whatever. But he they said he like went to the the advertisement he found on the internet and he was texting blah blah blah and it turned out to be the police and he pulled up or whatever and when he pulled up in his car the police was right there waiting on him and he was just like fuck. Greg: This nigga trying to get his morning wood off. This is crazy. It did not I didn't know it was like that. Damn. This nigga ugly as fuck. Jax: Like you are worth you're the owner of the San Francisco 49ers. You don't Greg: Doesn't matter. Jax: need to do like I'm not condoning paying for sex, but if you want to, like, I feel like you can you're like a bit you're you're worth around 500 million dollars or you can there's other ways you could have done this, I feel like. Like, I don't get it. I don't fucking get it. Greg: Some might some some might say, some might even say, and I I I don't condone any of this shit. I'm just saying, I'm I'm just going into the mind of of that industry. Some might say this is the reverse Deshaun Watson. You know what I mean? This this might be the reverse Deshaun Watson. When Deshaun Watson got that 230 million fully guaranteed contract, niggas was like, whoa. Fuck going on, but it was low-key setting the president, like, okay, if Deshaun can get that, okay, who the next nigga, like, okay, like, I is this the new standard? Some might say this is the reverse. If a $500 million man is only giving up $140, the niggas in that industry might be like, hey, hold on. Hey, we got a dead dish, cause. Regular Joe Blow might pull up with that same bullshit. Now, granted, from a safety standpoint, it was never gonna be a trail like a trailer park is crazy. I'ma just think it's a setup. Cause $140, that Jax: And guess what? It was a setup. You were thinking correctly. It was a setup. Greg: I'm thinking a different kind of setup. Like niggas getting robbed. They've been shoot me. I think the cop Jax: Fair. Greg: I think the cop stopping this nigga was probably the best case scenario out of everything involved. Nigga could have died. Why you so bold? Do he does he not have a wife? Of course he does have a wife. Only people only people that marry Jax: No, he it said he filed that he filed or I don't know if he filed or she filed, but it happened they're getting divorced and that whole filing happened around like May fifteenth, I believe. Greg: And why he ain't called Robert Kraft if he wanted to do this? Jax: Robert Crab got caught too. Greg: Yeah, but it's with him, it just seemed like okay Yeah, he got he got Jax: Crap got caught with at a massage parlor. These the same thing. Greg: caught, but your shit look crazy though. Like it they all it all looks crazy, but a trailer park, nigga? A tr a trailer park? Jax: I just feel like if he if you want to do all this, there was better ways to go about it. You have five hundred million dollars. But now you look like a fucking idiot. I don't even know. Do you look like an idiot now? And we're all laughing at you. Greg: He still got me That nigga's five eight. Jax: Something like that. Greg: Man, somebody would've fucked him, bro. Why he do this? I I'm just like, bro, somebody could've fucked this nigga, bro. Why did he why why did he do? Jax: You are like I you could find something better, bro. You could figure you c he could have figured it out some I don't get it. I do not get it. I don't get it. Greg: Bro, niggas be getting bro, I'm trying to tell you, women be fucking anything, bro. I'm I'm trying to destroy this narrative that like one gender has more standards than the other. Bro, these women just be doing anything. We you we just talked about Dejan Love. They out here doing anything, giving niggas money. They he could have he could have he could have contacted Dejaon Love. Jax: There's no you'd been so happy. I told you I played for the 49. You'd have been so happy. You'd have been so happy. Greg: Bro, that would have been like a a Shaq and Kobe duo, nigga. Like that's nigga. Jax: Them running a two man? Greg: Deja Love in J. York running a tube bed in the Bay Area. No, wait, he wasn't even in the Bay. He was in Ohio. This nigga flew? Jax: Yeah. He's from Ohio, but like still, bro, like Greg: my god. Jax: I don't know I ain't never been in I ain't never been to Ohio, so I can't speak on or I'm going to speak, but I could be sound ignorant. But I feel like I feel like there's finer women in San Francisco than Ohio. I could be completely wrong. I ain't never been. I'm just saying. Greg: Nah, the problem is the Bay Area, that's that tech world. They booze you over there. He's trying to save money. He said, nah, man, I ain't trying to I'm trying pay for that. Jax: Yes. Greg: And second of all, they're sh Jax: So you so you so you take a f so you take a private flight to Ohio? Greg: Yeah, the more you explain it, the more this shit don't make sense, nigga. Damn. Yeah, this is bad. I mean, like what should what should happen though? Like what what what what should they do? Jax: Who is that? Greg: Like like how should the league deal with this? Jax: Robert Kraft barely got punished. So he's gonna get the same barely punishment that Robert Kraft got. Because Robert Kraft is everybody forgot about his whole situation. Greg: I think it's I think his punishment is to go ahead and remove that sub stack station immediately. Jax: His punishment needs to be practicing for the Niners and getting hurt. Greg: Hey, make that nigga trick make that nigga bear crawl. And he need to start doing shit. Him and Dejaon Love need to do Oklahoma drills. Jax: That's that's gonna be their punishment. Just practice on that forty nine in this field, tear both their Achilles, and that's the punch. Greg: Y'all wanna be in the league, right? They need a Oklahoma drill until it's the last man standing. It'll be alright. Hell no. That's fucking nuts. How long has he been a owner? Like he been there for a minute? For real? Okay. Is he like post is Jax: For a minute. Yeah, I remember I remember when they bought the team. Yeah, so he's been there. Greg: he like post Capernick? Jax: Nah. Greg: he was there for Capitolic then. Okay. okay, yeah. Jax: Mm-hmm. It was there. Greg: he knew better. There's Jax: Yeah. Greg: so many avenues he could have gone. Jax: When did he buy this team? He bought them. his hand me down. His parents bought the team. Greg: nigga ain't putting no real work in. that's pitiful, bro. Why he wanna just he damn he should he just didn't want to stay in Cal May maybe maybe that was just a reminiscement. Well, it can't be how he grew up because he inherited it is. So he don't even he not he wasn't even growing up around trailer park coochie. So I can't even say on some like this some reminiscent type of shit, like, you know, it just that's what I'm used to. Jax: I'm trying to figure out how like 'cause he was born in Ohio out of his p or 'cause his dad got a Wikipedia. So his whole family rich. His dad got a Wikipedia page. Greg: Yeah, let's figure this shit out. Jax: Okay, so his dad from Oklahoma. Greg: Okay. Jax: Then he went to Notre Dame for school. Greg: All right. Jax: Then he ended up working in or he established a company in Ohio that Greg: All right. Jax: was like a laboratory company or something like that. And where is the 49ers? How does the 49ers? It doesn't say in Wikipedia. It doesn't say how they how he got to the 49ers, but the dad somehow ended up getting with the 49ers. Greg: Interesting. Jax: And then he passed it on to his son. I don't know. This whole shit is stupid. Dejan, you're stupid. Jed, you're stupid. I can't Brandon Ayuk was was Brandon Ayuk right, is the main takeaway I feel like from all of this. He might have been on to something. Greg: Yeah, it's just starting to get weirder and we and on top of that, like, you dealing with that? You dealing with your head coach that still sustaining injuries from from the fucking car crash, like Man. Jax: It's a lot. Greg: A lot. This is Jax: But Greg: yeah, they they they I I I feel like they've been like low key, they feel like I feel like they've been like the new cowboys right now. You know what I mean? You know the niggas was always like in the news for weird shit, always Jax: Bad things, yeah. Greg: yeah, just mad media shit. Just like unnecessary like chatter about shit. Jax: At least it ain't the cowboys, bro. At least it ain't the cowboys. Greg: God. It just it just feels different this year. You know, I've been trying my best not to say nothing too crazy, but it's it just it's it's just something in the wind. It just feels different this go round. I'm not gonna say nothing yet. Jax: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna keep my expectations low, but Greg: Yeah, I'm I'ma still but this don't feel like a regular season right now. But Jax: Yeah. But let's go to college. Not college football, not college basketball, but just college in general. Because college sports is going to hell and I think the root of all evil is Louisiana State University. Greg: wow. Jax: Cause they are I don't know, Will Wade, their basketball coach, Kim Moki, their women's basketball coach, and then Lane Kiff their football coach, they're like the I don't even know, like the League of Supervillains or something. I don't know. Cause they're responsible for pretty much all of Cos football's problem or college sports problems. Let's go ahead and start with Kim Moki, because she just she's doing some shit I didn't even think was a I didn't even what the fuck? But anyways, it came out that Ukrainian player Kate Koval is leaving LSU women's basketball program after Kim Moki signed a player from Russia. Last week, Moki even suggested the two could help end the war between their two countries. Days later, Koval, whose father's in the Ukrainian military, who is currently at war with Russia, like trying to like not die. she announced that she's leaving. Kim Moki, what the hell? What the hell? I get you want to Greg: Yeah. Jax: build a good team, but what the hell? Greg: Nigga thought nigga thought they was finna tie they tie their flags together like b bloods and grips. What Jax: I'm like, what? Greg: the fuck? Kim Moki. First of all, Kim Moki been on bullshit. But this one right here, this is different because it's international. Cause normally it just happened for black players. This right here is like, I know it's bad. Top three funniest shit I've I've read in a long time, bro. Like. And a long ass time, bro. They don't, they like you couldn't even script this up. Like, what did you think was? Jax: Like, why did she do that? Like, I mean she wanted her team to be good, yeah, but like, but like really though, like why did she do that? Greg: Like why did you think that was gonna be a good idea? Jax: Did the Russian plan leave? I Greg: Yeah. Jax: don't I don't think the wrestling player left. But Greg: my god. Jax: I don't really know what I just saw that so I just had to bring it up. It was I don't what you said, what? Greg: Is she who now I wanna look at like I'm on my free time, I'm gonna look up their highlights. Cause she must have Jax: Can can Moki do better. But Greg: I always say she better be, you know what I mean? Cause I I I always believe there's an exception to the rules to anything that you do. Like if you're gonna do Jax: Yeah. Greg: some shit like this, you have to understand that you're probably gonna lose a player, but the person you bringing in, yeah, nigga, you better be. Britney Griner esque. You better be Angel Reese esque from a collegiate level where it's like, okay, like this player gonna lead me to a a couple nattties, nigga. Like Jax: Yeah. Greg: this is the only time you do some shit like this. Don't do no shit like this for no role player. Granted, I don't Jax: Exactly, bro. Greg: know, I don't know how good each of these players are. I don't know anything about them like that. I just saw this story and was like, this is crazy, but this is the South. I also don't have any sympathy either, 'cause it's just like Kim Moki been in the game way too long for people to, you know, for people to be caught off guard off of some bullshit that she would then did. Like, okay, yeah, just do what you need to do. Jax: I don't think they're caught off guard by her doing bullshit. It's just like this particular version of bull. It's just like what? Cause what? So that's I think that's what cause that's what caught me off guard, cause just like Greg: Honestly, the only thing that caught me off guard was that was when she started explaining, hey, y'all could change the world. That's when I was like, hey Kim, this is different. Even for you. Even for you, this is different. I'm girl, for girl, fuck you. Jax: I wanna told her fuck you so fast. I'm glad that girl left. I told her fuck you so fast. Greg: What the fuck? I'm sick Jax: But Greg: as hell. Damn. That's wild. Jax: But like I said, I wanted to I wanted to keep things LSU because they are the root of all evil in college sports. Greg: The holy trinity of evil things. Jax: Exactly. So let's go ahead and talk about Lane Kiffing. Cause it's came out that Lane Kiffin and LSU reportedly they instigated the whole fifth year lawsuit thing that created this current college football chaos of, you know, players going excuse me, players coming from the NFL and going back to college and everything. It turns out that Lane Kiff 'cause I read this article, it turns out that Lane Kiffin, he was actually reaching out to some of the players who was already On NFL rosters, I know Daquan Wright is one of the players who was on Greg: Absolutely. Jax: the ground, then he went back to LSU. And he played for Lane Kiffin at Brainford. Played for Lane Kiffin Ole Miss as well. So Greg: miss? Okay. Jax: Lane Kiffin reached out to him and Lane Kiffin also reached out to Xavier and Harris, who I forget what team he had a contract with, but he went back to LSU as well. He was somebody who also played it with. kid for that old miss. So like he's the one that started all this. And then in response to these players coming back, the SEC, the ACC, the Big Twelve, all the conferences in college, they put down a rule and they're like, you know what, players cannot come back from the NFL. And if they do, they're gonna have viol or they're gonna face penalties such as 50% season suspension for head coaches, 50% Greg: Yeah. Jax: of that sport's annual operating budget being gone, the SEC voting privileges on business matters being revoked. So boom, big consequence and everything. And even the NFL, they came out and said, Hey, if a player returns to college, they cannot come back this season at least. They gotta, you know, they gotta stay over there. So Daquan, right, you left, you gotta stay over there, fuck nigga. I shouldn't call him fuck nigga, Greg: Yeah. Jax: because I think he's good. But like you gotta stay over there. So like Greg: Yeah, you do have to stay over there. Jax: That's a whole thing. But now all these courts came out and did all these rulings. Greg: Mm hmm. Absolutely. Jax: I believe there was a court in Dallas that did it. I think a court in Louisiana Greg: Louisiana. Jax: as well. And I think Colorado, I could be mistaken on that one, but they came out and released ruling, they're like, you know what? It'd be unconstitutional or unlawful or whatever they say that to stop these players from going back to from going back and playing. So now because of this, these players are going to be allowed to or going to be allowed to play. Like it's a whole like, yes they can play. No they can't play. Like and nobody really knows what's going on. And this is really important because college football starts this week. Like Greg: Literally like tomorrow. Tomorrow is the first day of college football. This Saturday, tomorrow, August twenty ninth, college football will be be will be played. Jax: And nobody knows what the fuck is going on. And this can all Greg: Mm. Jax: be traced back to one man, which is Lane Kiffin. And damn it, we should have actually it could be traced back further than Lane Kiffin. It's really the NCAA's fault as a whole. So there's that. Like Yeah. Greg: I disagree. Yeah, I'm saying like Yeah, it's first and foremost, this is the NCAA's fault. Because if you do what you if you if you would have just did the right thing the first time, you wouldn't even have Elaine Kiffin to interchange and and do all this extra shit. But you allowed bullshit Jax: Yes, that's very, very true. Greg: to happen, which is why the So it just sounds like Lane Kiffin has been like an instigator. This just sounds like a motherfucking an evil version of a Disney movie. You know how like those Disney movies, like those Disney sports movies where they got the new coach or whatever, and he's just like, man, like I I you know, I kind of gotta start from scratch or you know, he's just trying to like figure out like Jax: Yeah. Greg: what his roster's finna be. And then he just started pulling shit out of his ass. He started like calling people or talking to people like, hey, come play football with us. It's like, but coach, I I I can't. Who said that? We can hey nah. Like, who who said that? The power of friendship and NIL. We can get you in this purple and gold. And I remember this nigga, Lane Kiffin, was talking to his team and was just like, hey, you know, it ain't just us. You know, he was getting offers from other schools. You know, Jax: He did he did say that. He did say that. Greg: even some schools in the SCC. So You know, he chose to come here, so we gotta be ready for this. You what I mean? X, Y, and Z, he out here hyping this shit up whole time. There's no we don't we don't even know. We don't even know how factual that is. But like I said, this all goes back to the to the NCAA. Because when you had made that rule of basically saying, hey, niggas can get five years now, and then you looked at Class of 2022 after they didn't already graduated. It's like, no, no, no. Not y'all. Not y'all. Y'all y'all don't count. All you really had to do was just this is like I said, this is specific year. We're not talking about 2019, 2018. Literally, 2022 is the only year that don't get a fifth year. Niggas before you and niggas after you were getting five years of eligibility. You're the only year. And because you couldn't do your due diligence and have some common sense and just make sure that you're not having 28 and 29 year olds exploit it and just really just hone in and say, hey, okay, obviously we just need to set su a set of rule and like, hey, this is gonna be a special niggas put special clauses in anything else in contracts and and rules and laws of yes, like this. the exception of the rule and we're gonna move forward. But because you didn't do that, now you have a nigga like Lane Kiffin that knows how to matriculate and and do shit and and and and because he's at a a university that is king in the state of Louisiana. Jax: They don't care about nothing but winning activity. Greg: They don't give a fuck about nothing else. Drew Brees retired and they've been committed to LSU ever since. Well, I mean, they've always been committed to LSU, but like they they have undivided attention at LSU right now. Jax: Yeah, 'cause the the Saint the Saints still not good just yet. They're they're rising, but they're not good just yet. So they're like, you know, let's focus all our energy on LSG. Greg: And the Pelicans, and the Pelicans don't give a damn until they trade Zion. You know what I mean? Everything is pointing back back to LSU. You know what I mean? So, yeah, like I said, like this could have been so easy, and they've they've made it unnecessarily difficult because on top of that, what's the what's the guy's right guy? What's his name? Dorian Wright? Jax: Day Quan, Daekon. Greg: Daquan right. My bad. When it comes to like a nigga like Daquan Wright, like Daquan Wright, because the argument is, hey, I only went to the NFL because I was told, hey, this is I didn't have another option. It was either this or go get that CDL. I couldn't go back to college. But now you're telling me I can go back to college. I'm gonna go get that bread. I'm gonna go get that money. Like I said, I I said it last week. I'll say it right now. I only stand with the twenty twenty-two athletes that are involved that that that are impacted in this. Because they're just trying to follow rule. Like they're just trying to do the best that they can for their career, bro. They got hold. and Lane Kiffin is an evil nigga, but he like he like a good like he's like an evil nigga with good PR. Cause it's like, yeah, I'm fighting for these two. Jax: His PR is terrible. This nigga got terrible PR. Greg: Yeah, but like he's still failing upwards. You know what I mean? Like it's it's not impacting him. It's his bad PR is not affecting him. Jax: I mean, but he got the when you have the complexion for the connection, you always fail upward. That's just what happens. Unless you're well, there's another person who fails upward that we're gonna talk about later, but still. Greg: Well Well you you got a point there, you got a point there. but yeah that that as far as Lane Kiffin, none of this shit surprises me. but this is still the NCAA's fault. I don't I don't this is fix it. Jax: and before we move on, I said all three of them are evil. Will Wade, he's doing the same shit to Lane Kiffin. It's just with who is the player that came? RJ Lewis. He is a player that he's doing with. But yeah, Will Wade, you're not escaping too, bro. You all you niggas are terrible people. All y'all are terrible. And I'm not I get that you stand with the players, Greg. I don't stand with none of them niggas. I don't stand with I think everybody's wrong in this situation. So yeah. But Greg: Hell no. Hell no, man. Jax: We talked about failing upward. Let's go to one more person who failed upwards. And I don't even, he don't even have the complexion for the connection. He just keeps doing it. And I don't even know how. But Deshaun Watson has been named the starter for the Cleveland Browns, week one. And like, Greg: Sorry. Jax: respectfully, like, that nigga ain't Greg: Respect. Jax: been playing good the preseason or in or in practice, because we've been seeing practice footage, it's been bad. Greg: Respectfully. Jax: Sador also been playing bad. So, I mean, hey, maybe none of these nicknames, well, really, none of them should start because I don't think any of them are particularly good enough to be a starting quarterback in the NFL, especially for a Browns roster that has like a cult defense and promising players on offense. It's just gonna waste a season of these players. But like everybody's up in arms about this. And I guess I agree to an extent because Deshaun sucks, but damn. Greg: Yeah, 'cause this is d this is Jax: You just keep winning. You just keep winning. Greg: like it's I don't see how niggas can wake up every morning and say, Let's go Browns. I'm a supporter of the Cleveland Browns. It's bad enough that your uniforms and your team colorway suck. Jax: S S Greg: But the fact that they just, whatever you wanna do, they just do the opposite of. And when it Jax: Ha ha. Greg: comes to this quarterback competition, when it comes to this quarterback stuff, and it's just like, bro, I'm not finna sit here and act like Shador Sanders was lighting this bitch up. Cause he wasn't. He was not. Yeah, Jax: If he was, they would have like, you're starter no matter. Greg: for sure. But it is the fact that. Deshaun Watson is not running away with it. Common sense is hey, if I have two players and they're kind of comparably ass, hey, Jax: Yeah. Greg: I'ma go with the younger nigga so that I can solidify just how bad or good or whatever I have in him. You need a real assessment with the rest of your quarterbacks because you're about to go into a draft next year and That has really good quarterbacks. And I would want to make sure I have all the intel and information I need on these young niggas because Deshaun Watson is not going to be here next year, regardless of how well or bad he plays. There is no benefit with having Deshaun Watson play football this year for you. Y'all keep talking about this. my God, you spend 230 million. You gotta Who said you have to? Who said you had to play this nigga? Jax: Honestly, I've heard I think people are saying like it's really the owners. And to like it could very well be like the owner you know, we spent this money. We're going to play him. And like, I guess, Greg: Yeah, but like Jax: but if that's how that nigga's thinking, bro, like that's so crazy. Cause like it's already Greg: Crazy. Jax: too like no no matter what happens, unless they win a Super Bowl this year, which they are not going to do. Greg: They're not. Jax: Like, it's already been to like the trade has already failed. It's the worst trade that you can't get that money back. Like that reputation is gone. Greg: You cannot. Jax: We all know you everybody look like it everybody come out of this situation, look dumb as hell. Like just just accept it. Just accept that it's not gonna work, bro. Just take the L. Greg: Exactly. Just just take your L. Take your fuck, take your fucking L, nigga. Cause it's just like, okay, say he is decent. Say he gives you or wins you what? Nine or ten games, which you don't want because you have draft picks for a reason. But say he wins nine or ten games. He's not signing back here. Jax: He he duh. We talked about it last week. He made him go he he hates it here. He hates it there. And I mean he should. It's the Browns suck, but also he sucks. Greg: He don't like it here. He didn't even want to be. He didn't even want to be here. Let's let's let's keep it a bug. He never wanted to be here. Y'all just gave that nigga life change. I wish I had my fucking button. I he nigga had life-changing money, fully guaranteed. Something that's never happened. Nigga, fucking Leonard Fournette. Yeah, Leonard Fournette and Jax: Cause 'cause he wa he was gonna sign with the Falcons. He was gonna sign with the Falcons. Greg: I forgot the other dude. yeah, Jarvis Jax: Landry? Jarvis Landry or no way. Greg: Landry was on the pod. Talking about how hey, Deshaun Watson was finna be a a a Falcon and it just didn't pan out. Or, you know, it's well we know what happened, two hundred and thirty million guaranteed. Nigga, who gon' who miss Nigga, I'll be in Cleveland for two thirty mil. Fully guaranteed. Nigga. Jax: And also, I'm not gonna he ruined the Falcons too, 'cause that's what made Matt Ryan. He like, y'all gonna do this. That's what made Rat Matt Ryan leave the Falcons. And now the Falcons are terrible. Greg: Yeah. Jax: So he really ruined two franchises with that move. Greg: me. And it's just like, yeah, bro, like what what are we doing? So yeah, Deshaun Watson and and on top of that, niggas is booing. Niggas booing him in preseason. And niggas wanna love niggas love saying, my god, he's getting booed because they want Shador Sanders in there. partially true. Partially true, but like that's that Jax: Like no, he's getting he's getting booed because his play is ass. Greg: nigga is ass and niggas out here acting like niggas wasn't cheering. When he tore his Achilles. Nigga, I remember that pod that we did. Nigga, I think I put I think I played How Great Is Our God. When that I think I I think I Jax: Yes, sir. That's the world. Greg: played that sound, which is terrible, actually. I need to I'm gonna change man. I need to cut that shit out. Jax: Ha ha ha. Greg: That was crazy. I had to rub my shit for good luck. Anyway, but like, yeah, nigga, this nigga is ass. Stop acting like, my God. When that nigga, Deshaun Watson was out here talking about, my God, this shit is personal. This ain't got nothing to do on the field. Man, look. We could we could go down a rap sheet of what NFL players be doing and the horrendous things these niggas do. And them niggas get cheered because they play well. Ben Rothesberger. Yeah. Tyreek Jax: Yeah. Big Ben. Like they love Big Ben, bro. Greg: Hill. we can go, hey, we can go down. I'm we we don't have enough time. Yeah. Michael Vick, even though, hey, look, me personally, Jax: Even Michael Vick, I'll say it. Although Michael I mean d like I love Michael Vick, but but but y'all get the point. Y'all get the point. Greg: we're horrible. Ray Rice. Well, actually they got that nigga out the paper before we could even cheer for that nigga. But like Jax: James Harden. Greg: James Harden. Yes. The list goes on. Niggas be having gun charges. Miles and shit. Miles Brid well, actually, I don't know. I don't I don't know a nigga that be like, my God, I love Miles Bridges. Yeah. Jax: I I don't know if people people might not, but if Miles Bridges dropped thirty, everybody happy, cheering. So it's like it's performance based, Deshaun, and you ain't been you ain't been playing well, bro. But also I have Greg: Absolutely. You have not been playing well. Jax: I have seen some people be like, they're starting to show cause the Browns first two games are rogue games. So and they're like, hey, Greg: Absolutely. Jax: if Deshaun is trash these first two games, we can start Shador the next game. It'll be the home opener and everybody's gonna be happy and 'cause it is I feel it is easier to go from Deshaun Shador, then from Shador to Deshaun. I will say Greg: Why? Jax: that. Because like everybody already hates Deshaun. So if they move to Shador, just be like, he's young. There's people like Shador. They Shador to be successful. But if you go from Shador starting to Deshaun, then it's like, damn, Shador is cheeks. there's no future for him in this organization. And then also, Deshaun is also cheeks. And like there's no, you know, nothing. So I feel like it's easier to go from Deshaun to Shador. Just because of age now. Greg: I think, I think it's easiest to go from Shador to Shador, nigga. Why do we have to go from a Shador to a Deshaun? Just start Shador, live with the results, and understand, hey, we finna get a quarterback next year if this nigga don't pan out. Why do we have to go Jax: I mean the Greg: back to a Deshaun? You're not gonna win. You're not gonna be good. Jax: I think they just wanna see if because a lot of the criticism about Shador is that he doesn't play on time and he like tries to make these w athletic Russell Wilson-esque plays and he just doesn't really have that escape ability or ability because he's not Russell Wilson, he's Shador. And like with Deshaun, Greg: Right. Jax: they say he played like he's still like he has not been good, but he at least knows how to Like he's an NFL veteran. He has like experience running an NFL offense. He knows like the operation. He can be a little bit more on time. Granted, he probably won't really be accurate and he doesn't throw the ball deep no more, but he'll at least be on time with his operations. And they want to at least see if they see what like a a functional on-time offense looks like. While Shador would not run it like that. But it's just like, I don't I guess that's fair, but also like. Greg: Man, that nigga was throwing that nigga threw a pass to me and you yesterday. What the fuck? Jax: I saw that best. So exactly. So like I see both sides, but also like Browns, just take the fucking L, bro. Y'all lost. The trade Greg: I'm saying bro. Jax: was a terrible decision, bro. Just give it up. Start fresh. And y'all shouldn't have drafted Dylan Gate. Like this the Shador draft was also a mistake, because damn it, y'all shouldn't have got him and Dylan Gay, bro. It's just. The Browns can do everything ex They drafted everything well except quarterback. That's their downfall. And Greg: They even traded well because they got a little decent package back for for Miles Garrett when they got Jared Verse and some picks. Jax: Exactly. Greg: So they be like they be so competent in everything except the QB position. And they be ha Jax: Maybe not. Greg: or I'll tell you this much. They're they they're just not patient with the QB position. You could have just kept Baker, nigga. Jax: Yeah, but Baker got hurt towards the end and that's why they didn't want to deal with him. And I think he sorta started to not like them as well a little bit, but still. Greg: True. Still. You could have maximized that. You didn't have you didn't have the patience for that. you didn't set your QB for success. But then you got Deshaun Watson. And even if you want to have Deshaun Watson, like you got Deshaun Watson in such an altering deal. Like, had you just gave that nigga a normal deal when you traded for him, you would have been able to bounce back a lot quicker and got. His replacement out sooner, but you had to keep Deshaun Watson for X amount of years because you gave that nigga Something cra like nigga. What the fuck? And and that the and that nigga ruined three franchises, nigga. That nigga ruined Jax: Was that Greg: the fucking Ravens, nigga. Cause Lamar, that nigga fucked Lamar out of a fucking contract. He fucked Lamar out of the contract he was deserving of. Because he was he was about to have that next contract. And Deshaun had that fully guaranteed shit. So Lamar was like, hey, look. Jax: I don't think I don't think he ruined the Ravens. He just ruined Lamar. He just made stuff shaky for Lamar. The Ravens are happy because they're like, we ain't gotta pay Lamar that much. We ain't gotta fully guarantee Lamar. Yeah. Exactly. Greg: Yeah, they they they have they have you for one more yeah. We'll see how w we'll we'll s we'll see. It's too soon to make that a topic, but noticing. Noticing, nigga. Jax: Yeah. Greg: Yeah, I y'all ain't slick. Fuck outta here. Well yeah. Jax: Loki, I think it's about that time now. Greg: Mm. See Jax: That was the one. That was the one. Greg: Oof. I'm that hey nigga. I'm that nigga, bro. God damn. Jax, what is y'all take? Jax: Alright, it's time for the hot take of the week. My hot take is Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines, when he played, or not when he played, but when he coached them in 2023, whole team some cheaters. Whole team some cheaters. Nobody that nobody that left that school from that draft class has been successful. Literally, or actually, the only successful player from that draft class is Blake Corham in Keep It Beam. I don't think Blake Corm's good. He just plays with Sean McVay in them and they got him in that good system. I don't think Blake Corm's good for real. But that draft class that came out includes JJ McCarthy, who is objectively one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. Chris Jenkins, who is that? Mike Saneer still. He played for the Commanders. He's not very good. Junior Colson, he's not very good for the Chargers. Blake Corm, who I already named, who's I Roman Wilson, who's not good for the Steelers. Zach Zenter, who is that? He's guard for the Browns. Don't know who that is. AJ Barner. Loki, I had him in fantasy last year because he was catching a lot of touchdowns. But like he's not there. Greg: Born or not born or not bad. Jax: I think they're only able because they won that national championship that year. I think they're only able to do that because they cheated. Greg: And who did who did they play in the Natty? Ohio State. Jax: they actually they played Washing Washington. Michael Penix and them. Dang. Greg: that was Michael Penix and fuck. Yeah. Jax: Dang. But yeah, Michigan was only good that season because they cheated. And the players that came from that draft class, prove it. I don't think none of them were good for real. None of them were gonna pan out. Maybe, maybe Barner, maybe Satan still. They're not terrible, but still, I don't think that draft class is good and it's all cause they cheated. And that's my 'cause since then, Michigan ain't been shit, respectfully. So, yeah. Greg: Well we'll we'll see. We're about to head into the post Sharon Moore era, you know, so we'll see. We'll see how that goes, 'cause Jax: Yeah. Greg: that was an era itself, but damn, maybe maybe they was valid for trying to fight. You remember they was trying to fire Jim Marwell like every year when he didn't beat Ohio State, even though he'll have like a ten and four record or eleven and four record. Jax: That's such a crazy like expect cause like yes, I'm winning everything. I just lost cause I think the same thing with the Ohio State Colts, because he won I think the year they Greg: Yeah, right, dude. Jax: won a national championship, they end up losing to Michigan and like whenever they played. Even though they won the national championship, people are still upset with him. I'm like, what more do you want from me? Greg: Hey, that's that that's a different type of hate, nigga. You know? Jax: Like that's crazy. Greg: my god, that's a crazy type of hate. But yeah. Yeah, Ryan Damn. Jax: 'Cause I think they what's the name? His name Ryan Day. They hate him, but I think he's won like ninety games in his tenure and he hasn't even been there that long. They just cannot be Mich they just lose to Michigan occasionally and people hate that nigga. And I'm like, bro, he has like two national chip. Greg: And they was on a nice little run of beating them niggas. Because if if they Jax: Yeah. Greg: beat if they beat Michigan too much, then that's when they start throwing hard bar on the bus. Like, hey, hey, you you can't be keep you can't be losing them niggas. Damn. Jax: Exactly. Greg: Crazy. So glad my job don't operate like that. Damn. If we lose one time now my job is over. And fuck no. Jax: Cos will ball crazy. Greg: Fuck no man, Michigan. Michigan's crazy. They don't even have that same smoke for Michigan State. As much as they do for Ohio State. Jax: I just why why is that rivalry so I don't know. I don't know nothing about like I said, I ain't been to Ohio, I don't know nothing about Ohio, I know nothing about Michigan, so I don't I don't know why that rivalry's so crazy, but I guess, bro. Like Greg: But ask Jed York. But ask Jed York about that dick. man. my hot take. We are allowed to critique things, okay? we are allowed to critique humor. Okay. Dark humor is not an exception to the critiques. I know a lot of people like dark humor. I'm a fan of dark humor too. Yo, if the dark humor is not funny, the default explanation shouldn't be, you just. you just sensitive, bro. You just you just offended by everything. No. That's not it. It's just not funny. Jax: Maybe it's not funny. It might just not be funny. Greg: I feel like we do this for comedy all the time. When a regul when a nigga that's not funny cracks a joke, it's not offensive. It just wasn't funny. I say this because the Drewski skit happened. The Drewski skit happened of the CTE. CTE guy. football. NFL, all that stuff. Now, some NFL players and other, you know, they they did get offended or whatever, whatever the case may be. I'm not talking about the people that are actually offended. No man. Me personally, I've laughed harder as some other skits for Drewski. Not saying that this wasn't like funny or whatever, but my initial reaction was, okay, man, cool. Like this was. I've I've seen funnier. It Jax: I thought I I thought I was I thought that was funny. I thought that was Greg: was cool. Like, it was cool. Like for me, cool. It wasn't, Jax: Yeah. Greg: it wasn't one. But the way you would have thought I said that Drewski wasn't funny or that I found this shit offensive, like it was just the default. my God, just keep scrolling in. Hold on, sensitive ass nigga. God damn. I'm saying, y'all, y'all, y'all, Trey, I feel like some of these niggas that defend dark humor, y'all look more sensitive than the niggas that be actually offended sometimes. Y'all, y'all be. Jax: It's 'cause people wanna be able to get away with like I'm not using this drewski Greg: Right. Jax: thing aside. People just wanna use humor as an excuse to be super duper offensive. And that's why like Greg: Absolutely. Yeah, these niggas want to just be edgy for no reason. It's like, yo, it still gotta. Jax: And if you have a problem with they'll be like, you're just soft and blah blah blah And it's like No, it's just you're a a dickhead. Greg: Yeah what I'm saying. Like they'd be like, my God, no niggas just can't joke about CTE no more. I was like, Bro, I've seen a good like I've seen a good CTE joke. You wanna see a good CTE joke? The funniest, the funniest my god Jax: Look at two of them. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Greg: you see CTE joke. I laughed. Jax: Ha ha ha. Greg: You see what I'm talking about? That shit was funny as fuck to me. but like you, you wanna see you wanna you wanna know a CTE joke that really made me fucking laugh till my stomach hurt when Michael Irvin was on that pivot podcast talking about my my CTE. Nigga, I died. Jax: Yeah. Greg: Nigga, I died. So it has nothing to do with the content. Sometimes niggas have niggas, it's okay for niggas. To have preferences, you know what mean? I don't fuck with turkey bacon. That nigga Jax loves it. It's a preference thing. That nigga love that shit. That shit means something to him. Jax: is I love Turkey Bay. I just say I like Turkey Bay. Alright. Alright, bro. See see how niggas see how niggas do, bro. Greg: Nothing that's just god awful. But look, you know what I mean? Differences, preferences. He's not calling me offensive. he's he's offended. He's soft. He's sensitive. He love pork. That might that last Jax: Yeah. Greg: one might that last one might be true. But that was saying, but I think too many people are a little too sensitive and guarded around dark humor. It should be critiqued just like any other. Former comedy. And don't let it be no other shit. Like, don't let it be like no no Dave. I'm not even talking about Dave Chappelle himself, but don't let it be like some Dave Chappelle S nigga. All of a sudden, I'm just not smart enough for the joke. That's why I didn't find it funny. look, look, it went over your head. Let me break it down. Now all of a sudden, it's it's Kendrick Lamar-es-type of breakdowns with this nigga jokes. You see, it come full circle. No, nigga, I saw, I, I, I, I, I know what it is. Jax: understood the joke, I just didn't laugh. And that's fine. And that's Greg: Isn't it? And it's like, because this nigga's Drewski, because this nigga Dave Chappelle, because this nigga is a Hall of Fame comedian, that means the rest of his jokes for the rest of time are hits. They will never miss on a joke. Yes, they will. It's okay. It's okay. Your favorites gonna have niggas acting LeBron James, they never airballed before. It's okay. Nigga finna dunk the next go round. Nigga, like it's cool. It's cool. So That's my hot take, bro. it's okay to r it's it's okay to critique. stop stop forcing it. Stop stop forcing this dark humor to be like this like this this fucking coddled ass comedy genre that nobody can critique or else we're offended by it. And get the fuck out of here, nigga. Relax. I'ma try that bacon again though. I'ma try. I'm trying. I'm I'm gonna give it my best shot, bro. I'm I haven't given up. I haven't given up, but damn. Jax: Put put it like your Chick fil A sandwich. Greg: What? Hey, hey, if that shit fuck up my if that shit fuck up my sandwich, bro, I'ma be so pissed at you nigga. I'ma be extra and I'ma send you a voice note telling you how bad I'm fucking pissed about it. But Jax, any last words. Jax: Man, go outside, go touch some grass and go really get ready for college football. Cause like we said, this is happening tomorrow. So lock in 'cause Greg: It's tomorrow, nigga. Jax: football season is officially started. We made it through the offseason, praise God. Greg: Praise God, man. look. Some of y'all Be adults. GTA 6 is coming out, don't use PTO. All right. Be an adult. Play it on your own time. Niggas I hear everywhere talking some, yeah, I'm calling the next three days off. For what? It's not that goddamn serious. Jax: It's not that serious. I like call or not what's what's it called? I Grand Theft Auto too. But like it's not that serious. Greg: I saw a nigga I saw a nigga look at the the trailer gameplay. my god, this shit fire. It's like it just it just it it looks it looks like like GTA five, but but like better. Like like like GTA six. I'm like nigga. Okay. Yeah, no, it's okay. I'm cool. but touch some grass, touch some grass before you play that game. Touch the grass first, then then turn the game on. Jax: Yeah. Greg: And it's just in November, so you got some time. I don't know why niggas is still salivating at the mouth over this goddamn game. It's still like two months away. I don't I don't get it. Jax: I don't get it either. Like people been going crazy, the game, like it plays like all the other Grand Theft Auto. I got a Bleja report notification about it. And I'm like, that has nothing to do with sports. So I was confused. And also like, I don't need a notification about a gameplay trailer dropped. I don't care. Like and people were like waiting on that, waiting on the trailer and everything to drop. I'm like, you can watch it whenever. I just I don't I don't know, man. I I like I play video games, but I don't know. Maybe I'm just not as into them as I used to be. I don't know. Greg: You know, 'cause niggas don't wanna Jax: Shit man. That really might be Greg: admit it. Niggas don't wanna admit it. Maybe maybe I am Maybe I am wash, nigga. All right. Jax: Hey man, maybe that maybe I'm getting watched games and stuff. May maybe I am watched. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's me. Greg: Well, we'll catch y'all next week. prediction week, NFL week upon us. College is just the the appetizer, you know what I mean? Jax: College football not fun though. Greg: The main course. Jax: Lane Kiffin ruined it. Greg: She's bigger than him. But Jax: Fair. Greg: he's he's not helping. He's not helping at all. But we'll catch y'all niggas next week, man.