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White Men Can't Bump & Dump · Very Fine Friends

• 0:00
  so um you know how i've had a bit of car trouble in my life i do it's been going on for years now
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  yeah
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  um
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  I upset the car lords
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  anyway
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  um
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  so
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  my car
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  as you know
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  is officially sold
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  it's gone
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  it's gone forever
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  um
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  and
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  I ended up
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  borrowing a car
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  like temporarily
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  and I was taking it to school
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  yesterday
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  and I was
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  the car is for sale
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  that I was borrowing
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  and I was like
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  oh it's kind of nice actually
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  and um
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  so I drove it to school
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  no problem whatever
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  I'm out of lab at like 10 p.m.
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  I go out to the car
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  turn the engine on
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  and the engine like is on
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  and it's like
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  no coolant or low coolant
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  turn the engine off.
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  I'm like
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  Oh god.
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  No, no, no.
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  So I woke my dad up
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  and I'm like
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  I need to know
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  can I drive on this?
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  He's like I wouldn't.
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  I'm like
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  I'm like I look at my phone
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  2%.
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  I didn't put a charger in the car.
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  Oh my God.
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  And I'm like,
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  okay,
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  it's fine.
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  I'll just walk.
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  It took me like
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  a 10 minute walk
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  to the nearest place
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  where I could like
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  buy something to put in the,
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  buy coolant or whatever.
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  Probably had to walk
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  for 20 minutes,
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  whatever.
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  It's late.
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  Yeah.
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  My phone is dead.
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  Did you buy a charger?
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  Didn't think of it
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  until just now.
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  Until just now
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  when I said it?
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  Yeah, thanks.
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  And then it ate me
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  like a bowl of lightning.
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  It sure did.
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  My hair is standing up.
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  That's a great suggestion.
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  Wow.
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  I think I was too pissed to think about the truck.
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  I was just like, life sucks.
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  Yeah.
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  So anyway, I put it in.
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  I turn the car.
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  Everything's fine.
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  I am annoyed.
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  Yes.
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  I mean, it's like, seriously?
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  Yeah.
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  It's probably now like 11.
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  And I'm like, okay.
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  So I get in the car.
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  I'm driving home.
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  I decide
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  I don't know if you know this about me
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  Love a moonroof
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  Love
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  Seems right up your alley
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  Um
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  So I'm like I'm gonna open this moonroof
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  Open the moonroof
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  Halfway because
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  It broke
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  So I'm like
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  Huh I won't open
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  I'll just close it
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  Nope
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  I took everything I had
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  to maintain composure.
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  I'm like, okay, I can't deal with this right now.
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  I just have to pretend this isn't happening.
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  Keep in mind, I have talked to my father.
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  I said I should be home about an hour and a half.
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  If I'm not going to, if I'm not home,
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  this is the direction that I'm driving in.
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  So you know where to find me
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  because my phone will be of no use.
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  Well, luckily I may get home,
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  but I don't have my garage door opener.
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  I don't have my car key.
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  So I get out.
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  The door's locked.
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  It's fine.
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  He didn't think, like, what I would have done is unlock the door and go to bed, right?
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  That's not what happened.
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  So I ring the doorbell, the video doorbell.
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  Nothing happens for minutes.
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  Then I'm furious.
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  So I do, like, a quick, like, fast pound on the door.
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  I see the light come on.
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  I'm like, good.
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  He comes to the door, and I have a glass door.
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  And he puts his face to the door and looks out.
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  and I'm looking at him.
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  So you can fully see him.
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  I can see him
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  and he's like looking out at me
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  and I'm standing there
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  and nothing's happening
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  and he goes,
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  what do you need?
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  Like he's looking at you
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  and he didn't even know it was you?
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  Yeah.
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  And I was just like,
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  over the fucking door.
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  He goes,
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  oh, it's you.
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  I'm like,
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  yeah.
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  I'm in hell.
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  And I'm like, then I'm thinking, that's what you would do?
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  That's your response to a stranger at 11 o'clock at night?
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  Yeah.
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  What do you mean?
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  Yeah, I'm like, I can't talk anymore.
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  I just have to go to bed.
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  I just couldn't believe it.
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  It was like the cherry on top.
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  Did you get the moonroof closed?
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  Yeah, they were able to figure it.
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  I guess there was like, I don't know, debris in the track or something
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  because it's never been opened.
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  Who the fuck knows?
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  Don't care.
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  Moving on.
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  But was it open overnight?
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  because didn't it rain overnight?
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  Oh, I parked in the garage.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Nice.
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  Yeah.
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  Wow.
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  That is very unfortunate.
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  So on brand.
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  But just like,
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  remind me to never lend you my car.
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  No, no, no.
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  That's not the message I wanted you to do to lend.
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  No, the message I'm taking away from this is
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  you curse cars.
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  No, I'm not claiming it.
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  I put it in the past.
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  Your last car lasted a really long time.
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  You drove that thing for sure.
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  Oh, yeah, I drove it.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah, I got in it, drove it.
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  Oh, yeah, I got in it too.
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  I was a passenger in that car.
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  Joe was a passenger too.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  We've all been inside that car.
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  Yeah, that car.
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  Anyway.
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  Anyway.
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  Welcome to Very Fine Friends, where we do not curse cars.
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  No.
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  You hear that, car lords?
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  You hear?
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  Francis isn't a curse.
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  Leave him alone.
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  Forgive me.
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  Well, that is very spooky late night walking to find a store to get coolant.
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  I don't know.
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  It has like urban legend feel, like you'd find a man with a hook.
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  Yeah.
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  Which is appropriate.
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  It's almost Halloween.
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  That's true.
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  Oh, I thought there was an autumnal chill in the air.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  We're two days from Halloween.
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  So, yeah.
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  You gonna dress up like anything?
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  Yeah.
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  Ooh.
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  I'm gonna dress up as you.
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  Wow, that's exciting.
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  Yeah.
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  I promise not to abuse it or take advantage of the situation.
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  What does that mean?
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  I mean, I want to maintain your image and your reputation,
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  so I'm just gonna walk around and just enjoy the looks and the attention.
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  Even though dressing as you would endow him with great power,
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  Francis doesn't want to abuse that power.
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  You're gonna walk around just grabbing your tits.
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  I said I wouldn't.
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  I really want the opportunity to borrow your car at some point.
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  What about you?
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  You got any costumés?
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  No.
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  We go into a party tomorrow.
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  And, you know, it's like costumes encouraged.
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  And it's like, can my costume be the guy that doesn't give a shit about costume?
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  I don't know.
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  They can.
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  Okay, cool.
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  I mean, that's usually every year.
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  That's kind of my move is what's the least amount?
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  Like, what can I kind of fake so I can tell people I have a costume, but I'm not dressed
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  it up.
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  That was like my Paul name tag.
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  Remember?
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  Yeah, that's good.
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  Yeah.
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  Wish I knew where it was.
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  I would lend it to you.
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  Probably make another one.
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  No, this is one special.
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  It's been passed down from generation to generation.
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  It's still the old fashioned pin type from yore.
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  From yesteryear?
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  Yesteryear.
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  Oh.
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  yours just for sauce.
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  Um,
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  well,
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  yeah.
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  So I,
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  yeah,
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  if you think of anything for me,
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  let me know.
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  Anything that involves the clothes that I already have that I look cute in.
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  That's,
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  I've got it.
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  One of your known outfits.
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  Oh yeah.
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  Great.
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  This is Jenna three weeks ago.
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  You're a time traveler.
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  Hmm.
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  That's a good idea.
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  Oh my God.
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  You know what you should do before the party?
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  Hmm.
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  which means you have to do it tonight,
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  you should go out in an outfit
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  and make it obvious what you're wearing.
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  Hey, everyone, look at my outfit.
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  And then your costume will make sense
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  when you wear it again and be like,
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  I'm a time traveler.
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  From yesterday?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yester-yore.
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  Say yester-yore.
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  No.
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  Okay.
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  I like yester-year better.
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  You do?
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  Because, okay.
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  Sorry.
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  I like yester-yore better.
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  Thanks try not to take it hard I worried that going to sound like a fart It not I thought you were holding the gun under there No no no
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  Listeners, Francis is currently on arms.
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  Yes, he doesn't have the hair of guns.
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  Although he did just turn the gun towards me on the table.
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  Yeah.
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  You never know who your friends are.
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  Quick interruption.
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  Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer Joe gives Francis and I each our own secret word.
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  Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into our conversation without the other person noticing.
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  If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.
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  And right before we die, we add up all the points.
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  And then we get a prize, whoever has the most points for guessing the most secret words.
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  Here's Joe with today's secret words.
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  Jenna's secret word is sundown.
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  Jenna's decoy word is chatted.
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  Francis's secret word is tantrum.
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  Francis's decoy word is dwarfs.
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  Back to the pod.
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  Well, I think we can invent creative costumes and maybe invent something else.
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  It's time for the invention of the week.
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  Inventions.
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  Does this need to be a spooky invention?
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  Can be whatever you want, babe.
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  Okay, because really quick, I was going to come up with spider leashes.
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  but they need to run free
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  yeah yeah yeah
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  we don't want to tame the spiders
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  just real quick
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  is that like
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  eight separate strings
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  that come into one
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  and then you have the leash
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  good question
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  no there's a body harness
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  that goes around the abdomen
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  that's the reason people
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  haven't domesticated spiders yet
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  because they haven't properly
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  been leashed
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  yeah so that
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  okay but
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  that's a freebie
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  yeah that's free
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  freebie
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  free one
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  here's
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  one that you can use
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  all year round
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  baby
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  you excited
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  yeah
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  great
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  um
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  here it is
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  so exciting
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  um
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  you know how
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  people ding your car
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  sometimes
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  I do know that
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  yeah
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  remember when they
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  totally hit my car
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  yeah
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  oh and they didn't tell me
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  yes
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  oh and I don't know
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  why that happened
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  yeah
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  oh
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  oh
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  yeah I was upsetting
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  I did let it go though
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  that's the power of a beater car
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  I was like whatever
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  Anyway, um...
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  But...
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  Sometimes you don't want that.
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  I don't want you to hit my car.
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  Yeah.
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  Sometimes you pull into a space...
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  Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't.
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  Sometimes you do.
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  It's not that...
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  Sometimes it's not that time.
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  Yeah.
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  Maybe tomorrow, yore, it will be okay.
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  Not today, yore.
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  And yester, yore, forget about it, honey.
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  Uh-huh.
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  Here's what I'm thinking.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  I have a system that will prevent bumps and dumps.
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  I was trying something.
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  You guys, I'm the only one laughing.
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  Okay.
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  Uh-oh.
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  I'm sorry.
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  Hold on.
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  Okay, I'm getting it back.
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  I'm already writing down
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  bumps and dumps as a name
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  I don't know what this is yet
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  but
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  oh my god
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  it was so unattractive
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  okay
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  I got what I needed out of this
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  so
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  here's the system
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  the system is
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  the system is
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  when you get into a parking space
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  and you think...
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  Don't bump me.
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  Don't dump me.
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  This is rough.
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  This is fucking rough.
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  Okay.
• 12:57
  When you fall into a parking space,
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  this is like shark toes for me right now.
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  A great idea.
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  One of our biggest money makers, by the way.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  I do apologize.
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  You're just going to have to cut this shit out.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  No, we're leaving it in.
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  All right.
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  So when you pull into your pocket space and you think, oh, it's kind of narrow or this could be a problem for me.
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  No problem.
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  Great.
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  Because we have a proprietary system of anti-bump technology where you keep it in your trunk.
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  And what it is, it's a thick rubber magnet that you just plop on the side of your car on both sides.
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  So that if someone opens their door into your car, they won't damage your car.
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  and all you do is it you just put it like in between your your driver the front and the back
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  doors this way no matter like or you can you can pick the size you want right yeah so if you want
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  like a one long strip for both sides you're good you just want like a small one it depends on your
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  car go to our website you'll see the guide put in the kind of car you have we'll make a
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  recommendation basically it's it's sticks on like a magnet and then when you come back out you can
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  take it off and throw it back in your trunk.
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  Nice.
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  Okay.
• 14:21
  So, like, similar to what they have for, like, your bumper.
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  You know how, like, there's, like, a thing that you could put in your trunk
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  and it, like, it's rubber that comes out over the thing?
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  Yeah, so you don't, like, scuff it up.
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  I've only ever seen it for the bumper, for the back of the car.
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  I used to see them all the time in cars in New York
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  because, obviously, there's a lot of parallel parking and people are bad at it
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  Our people don't really care if they push your car.
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  Yeah, we can.
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  Put it on your bumper so you don't get a dumper.
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  Yeah.
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  Gotta avoid those bumps and dumps.
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  Oh my God.
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  Okay, I got it out.
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  Okay.
• 15:05
  I think that's a good idea.
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  As long as the only issue I could see would be that the magnet would have to be strong enough that it's not going to fall off the car on its own, but not so strong that you can't take it off easily.
• 15:21
  Yeah, we got that. R&D's got it covered.
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  Okay.
• 15:23
  We have no magnets. They've been essential to our invention repertoire.
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  Okay. Good.
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  And it comes in different colors.
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  we could do
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  the OEM
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  match of your car color
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  if you want it to match
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  we can do complimentary colors
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  it should be a cute
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  little pinstripe
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  Rocco's modern life
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  yeah
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  yeah
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  yeah
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  yeah
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  yeah
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  um
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  pretty
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  pretty great though right
• 15:55
  uh
• 15:56
  yeah
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  I'm kind of surprised
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  something like this
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  doesn't exist already
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  actually
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  well
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  that
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  is
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  great news for me
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  Yeah.
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  Because I think...
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  Yeah, I think people will want to use this.
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  Yeah.
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  Would you want it removable or something that you could stick to the side?
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  So, I see this going two ways.
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  A removable version, because not everyone wants it on all the time.
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  Well, right. Sorry to clarify. Yes, removable in general.
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  But like I'm thinking like because if you got like one long one that covered your doors, well, then it would like cover the cracks of the doors, too.
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  Well, that's why you put in your make a model, because if we basically like know where to there's like a cut to like the door could still open.
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  So if you want to leave it on, leave it on.
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  But the magnet is still not too strong that we can't take it off easily.
• 17:06
  Yeah.
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  But if we're driving down the highway at 80 miles an hour, it'll stay on.
• 17:10
  Yeah, it takes applied pressure, but not so much that you're like, what the?
• 17:13
  Well because we also have perhaps a little thing that goes over the window like the bottom edge and then it weighted at the top or at the other end like with
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  say like 10 pounds.
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  That should help keep it
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  in place, I would think.
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  Coming at the window? No, so like if
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  it's covering, say
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  like the driver's side door,
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  there's like a little metal bar
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  that comes up and goes over
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  the bottom edge of the window, and then
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  there's a little weight at the end of it.
• 17:46
  I see what you're saying.
• 17:47
  Let me reassure you that the magnets on these are the appropriate power that...
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  We don't need additional...
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  We don't need it.
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  So I was...
• 17:56
  I'm sorry.
• 17:56
  I was trying to put a hat on a hat and I apologize.
• 17:58
  No, it's okay.
• 17:59
  Sometimes a hat needs a hat.
• 18:01
  Hat squared.
• 18:03
  Is there some kind of like magnetic technology where it's like...
• 18:07
  You can like release where it's like a thing you turn and it like releases the suction?
• 18:13
  Like the Mission Impossible...
• 18:15
  Yeah, something like that.
• 18:16
  So then it's like, it's fully on there
• 18:19
  until you undo it.
• 18:21
  Then also that prevents people from stealing it
• 18:23
  because you've got the key.
• 18:25
  Yeah, that is true.
• 18:27
  I don't know if the boys in R&D can whip some of us.
• 18:29
  We can have a couple different versions, you know?
• 18:32
  And then these will be serialized.
• 18:35
  So, you know, if someone does rip it off your car,
• 18:39
  guess what?
• 18:41
  And if someone steals your car
• 18:42
  and you have these on them,
• 18:43
  guess what?
• 18:45
  you know where the car is
• 18:46
  yeah
• 18:47
  wow
• 18:48
  although everyone's gonna have them
• 18:49
  so that might not help
• 18:50
  that's true
• 18:52
  yeah
• 18:53
  you should be like
• 18:54
  wait a second
• 18:55
  that's it
• 18:55
  that's it
• 18:55
  that's it
• 18:56
  no they all have it
• 18:57
  no I mean like
• 18:57
  like if they're serialized
• 18:59
  then that means that you can track
• 19:00
  the specific
• 19:01
  yes
• 19:02
  yes
• 19:02
  especially if you like
• 19:03
  match your car
• 19:04
  your color
• 19:05
  you know
• 19:07
  100%
• 19:10
  we could put your
• 19:11
  your
• 19:11
  your like
• 19:13
  license plate on it
• 19:14
  and you know how like sometimes they put like
• 19:16
  characters on something
• 19:19
  but like you can't really see it unless you like look at it from a certain
• 19:21
  angle so it's like not super ugly
• 19:22
  you could like put your name or your
• 19:24
  license plate or whatever
• 19:26
  yeah my social
• 19:28
  yeah
• 19:28
  just send that in
• 19:32
  hmm
• 19:34
  yeah
• 19:37
  I think
• 19:38
  they already have this for a bumper
• 19:40
  how come people haven't thought about it for
• 19:43
  well this is a little different the thing you're
• 19:44
  The thing for that...
• 19:46
  The thing for that is most...
• 19:51
  You think my word is bumper?
• 19:53
  Is that what you just wrote down?
• 19:54
  You think that you invented something that has...
• 19:58
  Stranger things have happened.
• 19:59
  Okay.
• 19:59
  All right.
• 20:01
  Anyways, I was saying about improv.
• 20:06
  Anyway, so the thing for that is...
• 20:09
  I choose to trust you.
• 20:11
  The thing for the bumper is a, it's mostly, it's like fabric.
• 20:17
  It's like a material that like drapes down.
• 20:19
  And it's like not really the kind of thick rubber that I'm talking about for your car.
• 20:24
  Like this is going to be like.
• 20:25
  Oh, no, that's not.
• 20:26
  I'm talking about rubber.
• 20:27
  These things have rubber.
• 20:29
  Oh, I don't know what it is.
• 20:31
  Yeah.
• 20:32
  No, they're like thick.
• 20:34
  Yeah, okay.
• 20:35
  And rubbery.
• 20:37
  Well, hello.
• 20:38
  I know.
• 20:39
  So that's why.
• 20:40
  Okay.
• 20:40
  Well, this is a new thing that no one owns but us.
• 20:44
  Okay, cool.
• 20:45
  That's good for us.
• 20:46
  Yeah.
• 20:47
  And I like that we all like it.
• 20:49
  That's encouraging.
• 20:49
  Hear that, car lords?
• 20:50
  Car lords, I'm trying.
• 20:52
  This is for you.
• 20:55
  I feel the curse lifting.
• 20:57
  I just saw it.
• 20:58
  I just saw it go.
• 20:58
  It was gone.
• 20:59
  Wow, this is a spooky episode.
• 21:03
  Ooh.
• 21:04
  It just...
• 21:06
  Oh, it flew into Joe.
• 21:07
  Oh, my God, Joe.
• 21:08
  Walk home.
• 21:10
  Come on.
• 21:16
  So, Bumps and Dumps is one name.
• 21:20
  What other name possibilities?
• 21:28
  Evident.
• 21:32
  Self-evident.
• 21:34
  Ooh, yeah.
• 21:40
  I'm going to make dent all caps.
• 21:45
  Joe, what do you got?
• 21:49
  I'm thinking.
• 21:51
  It's hard to tump.
• 21:52
  It's hard to top, bump, and dump.
• 21:55
  It's hard to tump, bump, and dump.
• 22:02
  I was trying to think of something with Caribbean Queen,
• 22:09
  No more love on the run.
• 22:10
  No more bump on the dump.
• 22:13
  No more.
• 22:14
  This is a gift that keeps on giving.
• 22:15
  No more clip on the slip.
• 22:18
  Don't clip me and slip me.
• 22:19
  Oh, that reminds me.
• 22:20
  Hitting fun.
• 22:25
  Car condom.
• 22:27
  It's just rubber for your car.
• 22:29
  Carn-dom.
• 22:30
  Not an asha-ndom.
• 22:31
  Write it down.
• 22:36
  I'm writing down not an asha-ndom.
• 22:38
  No, your thing.
• 22:39
  Oh, okay.
• 22:39
  I was accepting it.
• 22:40
  Thank you.
• 22:42
  What about...
• 22:48
  Hit and miss.
• 22:51
  Okay.
• 22:51
  Playing on the hit and run theme.
• 22:52
  I like that.
• 22:53
  Or playing on hit or run.
• 22:56
  Wait.
• 22:57
  Or no, hit or...
• 22:57
  Sorry, hit or miss is what I meant.
• 22:59
  Hit or...
• 23:00
  Playing on hit or miss.
• 23:01
  It's hit and miss
• 23:02
  because you'll definitely miss
• 23:03
  because of our protection.
• 23:05
  Hit me, baby.
• 23:07
  Don't hit me, baby.
• 23:09
  Oh, go ahead.
• 23:09
  Hit me, baby.
• 23:11
  You'll hit me, but it'll feel like a kiss.
• 23:16
  Hit me, baby.
• 23:17
  Yeah.
• 23:22
  Okay.
• 23:26
  Self-evident, I think, is pretty good.
• 23:29
  Thank you.
• 23:30
  Bumps and Dumps is still really good, too, because of the lore.
• 23:33
  Yeah, the lore is important.
• 23:34
  Mm-hmm.
• 23:35
  Yester lore.
• 23:36
  Lauren Savior
• 23:39
  Our Lauren Savior bump and dump
• 23:44
  Ha ha ha
• 23:46
  I think
• 23:49
  Okay so I know that I'm a rare bird because
• 23:51
  I mean I'm so zen these days
• 23:53
  So like when we went out of your house that one day
• 23:57
  And we saw that
• 23:58
  Well I mean I noticed that someone had like
• 23:59
  Attacked the back of my car
• 24:02
  Yeah
• 24:02
  you noticed that I was very
• 24:05
  chill
• 24:06
  I was basically like oh
• 24:08
  damn
• 24:10
  but I mean like that's only because I had the freedom
• 24:13
  of like an older vehicle that I
• 24:15
  wasn't like super worried about how it looked
• 24:17
  I already had like some bumps
• 24:18
  and dumps on it
• 24:20
  but like
• 24:22
  I could see like
• 24:24
  being very upset
• 24:26
  you know like if you had like a really nice
• 24:29
  car and like yeah
• 24:31
  Because sometimes you don't even want to get it fixed
• 24:33
  because then your deductible,
• 24:35
  you have to pay deductible.
• 24:36
  Maybe your insurance rate goes up
• 24:37
  because you have to get your car fixed.
• 24:38
  That's not fair.
• 24:39
  Yeah.
• 24:39
  Like this, no.
• 24:42
  Well, and especially like the first ding
• 24:45
  is always the hardest.
• 24:48
  Sheryl Crow?
• 24:49
  Yeah.
• 24:50
  First ding is the hardest.
• 24:52
  Okay.
• 24:54
  Because it's like,
• 24:55
  you were perfect and now you're not.
• 24:58
  Even if it is like an old car,
• 24:59
  if it doesn't have any dings.
• 25:01
  You don't want dings.
• 25:02
  Right.
• 25:03
  So,
• 25:05
  just if you could avoid
• 25:06
  that first one altogether.
• 25:07
  Unless you're ordering
• 25:08
  crispy chicken.
• 25:10
  Then you want dings?
• 25:11
  Yeah.
• 25:12
  The ding sauce
• 25:13
  at Hillstone?
• 25:15
  Yeah, that's good.
• 25:16
  That's right, they sponsor us.
• 25:17
  That's it, mention them again.
• 25:19
  Please sponsor us
• 25:20
  and give us free steak.
• 25:23
  That would be great.
• 25:24
  Please.
• 25:25
  Please.
• 25:28
  We just promoted
• 25:28
  your chicken sandwich.
• 25:29
  All right.
• 25:32
  So, yeah, we all agree.
• 25:37
  Oh, what about dingbat?
• 25:43
  Dingbat.
• 25:44
  Shielding.
• 25:45
  Shielding?
• 25:46
  Shielding?
• 25:49
  Shielding?
• 25:50
  Are you going to get angrier every time you say it?
• 25:52
  Shielding?
• 25:53
  Fucking shielding?
• 25:55
  Or is it like shielding?
• 25:57
  Like she will ding It a shield against dings and also it a play on she will ding She ding She ding What about dentrum
• 26:09
  Like tantrum?
• 26:11
  Yeah, but like you're preventing it.
• 26:12
  Because I would be fucking pissed.
• 26:14
  Fucking pissed!
• 26:17
  Maybe that's too much of a stretch.
• 26:20
  Fend? Fend?
• 26:22
  Something with Fender?
• 26:24
  Fender no Bender?
• 26:27
  Fender, no bender.
• 26:31
  Because you won't get bent out of shape.
• 26:33
  Mm-hmm.
• 26:35
  Something with collision, maybe?
• 26:39
  I just got weak from all the ideas that we've been.
• 26:43
  We have a lot of names.
• 26:44
  We do.
• 26:45
  Okay.
• 26:45
  And people will be able to see all of the names on veryfinefriends.com.
• 26:49
  Something with rage?
• 26:51
  I'm sorry, I'm still going.
• 26:52
  I'm just so excited we all like this idea.
• 26:54
  I mean, it's clean. It's simple.
• 26:59
  Effective?
• 26:59
  Effective. We, since the boys in R&D have perfected that perfect level of magnetism that is necessary to keep it on the car, but not make it difficult to take off.
• 27:11
  Jenna, you forget.
• 27:14
  We're at a point where we turn backward and we already have plenty of science,
• 27:18
  so it's kind of like putting a cherry on top, you know?
• 27:21
  A lot of us is already done.
• 27:22
  We just applied our own rhythms and mathematics to it.
• 27:28
  This might be a stupid question.
• 27:30
  How come they don't just make some cars out of rubber anyway?
• 27:35
  Make the cars out of rubber?
• 27:37
  Yeah.
• 27:38
  Probably so we don't die.
• 27:40
  if we are hit?
• 27:42
  Ah, yeah.
• 27:43
  That's why.
• 27:44
  Thank you.
• 27:45
  I mean, but if they all were rubber,
• 27:48
  we'd probably still die.
• 27:50
  But, yeah, you're right.
• 27:52
  Maybe the doors could be rubber.
• 27:55
  Well, you need to be able to
• 27:56
  burn the gasoline within the car
• 27:59
  so you can't...
• 28:00
  The door?
• 28:01
  Can't...
• 28:02
  One door can't be rubber?
• 28:04
  Come on, just the one door?
• 28:06
  The driver's side door?
• 28:07
  yeah well
• 28:10
  all right
• 28:12
  I guess not dying
• 28:13
  there are no dumb questions
• 28:14
  okay
• 28:14
  thank you
• 28:14
  I knew there must have been
• 28:16
  an answer and
• 28:17
  I don't even know
• 28:18
  if that's right
• 28:18
  people may have just
• 28:19
  never thought of it
• 28:20
  that sounds about right
• 28:21
  it's the you know
• 28:24
  not dying thing
• 28:25
  that
• 28:25
  that frame
• 28:27
  protects you
• 28:28
  they do tend to
• 28:30
  do a lot of things
• 28:30
  with that in mind
• 28:31
  it's weird
• 28:32
  they're so
• 28:33
  hyper focused on it
• 28:34
  a not dying
• 28:35
  I know
• 28:35
  yeah
• 28:36
  we gotta design safe car
• 28:37
  just let it be rubber
• 28:40
  make it square again
• 28:42
  make it safe for the car and not safe for the human
• 28:44
  I don't need to survive everything
• 28:45
  yeah
• 28:47
  I'd rather have a cool car
• 28:49
  yeah
• 28:50
  I'd rather have a car made up
• 28:53
  totally of condom
• 28:55
  oh yeah
• 28:57
  tip to tail condom
• 29:01
  safe driving
• 29:01
  well uh great
• 29:04
  this
• 29:06
  the self-evident
• 29:08
  the shielding
• 29:13
  oh I see what you're doing
• 29:16
  she said okay I got it
• 29:18
  shielding
• 29:19
  shielding
• 29:20
  yeah
• 29:21
  that's good
• 29:22
  it's better than I gave you credit for
• 29:24
  yeah
• 29:25
  they are
• 29:26
  thank you baby
• 29:28
  you're welcome
• 29:28
  they're available at veryfundfriends.com right now
• 29:34
  and if you
• 29:36
  buy one if we're not sold out.
• 29:39
  We probably are, because every car on the road...
• 29:41
  Don't get the hopes up. You've already seen them.
• 29:42
  They're already all over the road.
• 29:47
  If
• 29:47
  they... If you get one, though, if you manage
• 29:50
  to be one of the precious few that got...
• 29:52
  Because we're almost out of stock, I'm sure.
• 29:55
  Take a picture of your car
• 29:56
  with it, and tag us
• 29:58
  on social media, at Very Fine Friends
• 30:00
  on all social media. Yeah, we'll give you a discount code
• 30:02
  for the next one. I mean,
• 30:04
  for your next car.
• 30:05
  You're not going to need it
• 30:06
  for the current car
• 30:07
  because these things
• 30:08
  are built to last.
• 30:10
  Yeah, and if you sell this car,
• 30:11
  they're going to demand
• 30:11
  that you include it
• 30:12
  because...
• 30:12
  That's true.
• 30:13
  Yeah.
• 30:13
  It'll be such a...
• 30:14
  It's like a solar system.
• 30:15
  It'll up the resale value
• 30:17
  of your car.
• 30:18
  Hundo percento.
• 30:19
  Yeah.
• 30:20
  So,
• 30:21
  that wraps up
• 30:22
  the invention of the week.
• 30:25
  Nice work, Francis.
• 30:27
  Hey, it's a group effort.
• 30:28
  Nice work, Francis.
• 30:30
  Oh, car lords.
• 30:31
  Oh, my God.
• 30:31
  They've weighed in.
• 30:32
  Oh, thank you, car lords.
• 30:34
  you said that real sexual
• 30:37
  I did too
• 30:39
  excuse us for a moment
• 30:42
  honk honk honk
• 30:43
  okay
• 30:45
  that's the sound that car lords make when they have sex
• 30:49
  yeah or me we were doing it in a car
• 30:51
  and there was honking
• 30:52
  that's where honk if you're horny comes from
• 30:54
  that's where honking was born
• 30:56
  yeah I read that in the bible
• 30:58
  yep
• 30:58
  okay well
• 31:01
  it's time for our next segment
• 31:05
  haunted spouse
• 31:09
  that spouse you wanted is actually haunted
• 31:13
  pray tell
• 31:15
  what's that
• 31:17
  Francis you and I are a couple
• 31:19
  oh yeah
• 31:20
  duh
• 31:21
  we're gonna go to a haunted house
• 31:22
  and see what kind of things scare us
• 31:24
  oh okay
• 31:25
  I'll be the husband
• 31:28
  okay
• 31:29
  I know, but it's good to clarify because it's not always the case.
• 31:32
  It's not always the case.
• 31:33
  We'll see what happens.
• 31:37
  Oh, my God, honey.
• 31:40
  Enter if you dare.
• 31:43
  This is already so spooky.
• 31:45
  Beth, are you sure you can handle this?
• 31:47
  Because we can still back out.
• 31:49
  It only cost me 20 bucks each.
• 31:51
  I had that pop can discount.
• 31:53
  No, no, I want to do it.
• 31:55
  I want to do it.
• 31:55
  Besides, like horror and being scared gets getting your heart rate up.
• 32:00
  It's like a good aphrodisiac.
• 32:01
  Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
• 32:03
  Yeah.
• 32:03
  Yeah.
• 32:04
  All right.
• 32:05
  Well, let's put our hands in each other's belt loops and walk on in.
• 32:09
  Okay.
• 32:09
  All right.
• 32:09
  You go first.
• 32:10
  He's so cheap.
• 32:11
  Oh, I tell if you dare.
• 32:15
  What?
• 32:16
  Cheap.
• 32:18
  Is that a commentary?
• 32:19
  I tell if you dare, I say.
• 32:20
  Okay.
• 32:20
  Okay.
• 32:21
  We dare.
• 32:21
  We dare.
• 32:22
  We're in.
• 32:22
  We're in.
• 32:22
  Oh, it's golden here.
• 32:24
  Oh.
• 32:25
  Oh.
• 32:25
  Oh, it's a little too cold.
• 32:31
  My breath.
• 32:33
  My breath.
• 32:35
  Oh, no, wait.
• 32:38
  Oh, God, no.
• 32:39
  What?
• 32:40
  It's my third nipple.
• 32:41
  It's showing.
• 32:42
  The cold brought out my third nipple.
• 32:44
  Oh, my God, Beth.
• 32:44
  I totally forgot about that.
• 32:45
  This is horrifying.
• 32:46
  I can't...
• 32:47
  Oh, no.
• 32:48
  Everyone will know I have a third nipple now.
• 32:51
  You're losing confidence before our eyes.
• 32:54
  Oh, ho, ho.
• 32:55
  You're so insecure.
• 32:57
  Oh, don't look at it.
• 32:57
  Don't look at it.
• 32:58
  I can't look away.
• 32:59
  I can't look away.
• 33:00
  A fourth nipple is growing from you right now.
• 33:03
  How are they doing this?
• 33:04
  This is so terrifying.
• 33:06
  Take my Swiss Army knife.
• 33:07
  Get rid of them.
• 33:09
  Much better.
• 33:10
  Okay, that's okay.
• 33:11
  It was just the first room.
• 33:12
  It was just the first room.
• 33:13
  That was weird.
• 33:15
  All right.
• 33:15
  Okay.
• 33:15
  I'm sure.
• 33:16
  Let's go to the second room.
• 33:17
  Oh, it's really well lit.
• 33:19
  Oh, yeah.
• 33:21
  Is it?
• 33:22
  What?
• 33:22
  I don't know.
• 33:23
  What?
• 33:24
  My unibrow.
• 33:26
  It's invisible.
• 33:27
  Ah.
• 33:28
  Huh?
• 33:28
  No, Beth, stop it.
• 33:30
  Oh, my God.
• 33:31
  Stop it.
• 33:32
  Oh, my God.
• 33:33
  Has it always been like that?
• 33:34
  Yes.
• 33:35
  That's why I have a dark house.
• 33:36
  Oh, okay.
• 33:37
  Thank God I always...
• 33:37
  You don't put aside any time for self-care or grooming.
• 33:42
  Stop it.
• 33:43
  It's disgusting.
• 33:45
  Pluck.
• 33:45
  Pluck, pluck, pluck.
• 33:46
  I got my tweezers, babe.
• 33:47
  I got my tweezers, babe.
• 33:49
  Where your nipples used to be are bleeding.
• 33:51
  Oh, God.
• 33:52
  Okay, well, this is a weird haunted house, but we're in it now.
• 33:57
  We got to keep going.
• 33:58
  Yeah.
• 34:00
  Hold my hand.
• 34:01
  Okay, I'm holding it.
• 34:02
  Okay.
• 34:02
  Oh, look, there's a staircase.
• 34:04
  I wonder if we can exit this basement, like a gift shop sort of deal.
• 34:07
  Oh, yeah, let's try it.
• 34:08
  Let's try it.
• 34:09
  Okay.
• 34:11
  Okay.
• 34:12
  Oh, okay.
• 34:13
  It's a long, it's a spiral.
• 34:15
  Oh, I always like that.
• 34:16
  Oh, this is fun.
• 34:17
  I'm getting a little dizzy.
• 34:18
  Me too.
• 34:19
  It reminds me of a seashell.
• 34:20
  At the bottom of the stairs, it's...
• 34:22
  Oh my God, it's...
• 34:24
  It's all my artwork from middle school,
• 34:28
  and all my siblings' artwork is on the wall,
• 34:31
  but mine's all in a box.
• 34:33
  Oh my God.
• 34:34
  Like, my parents didn't want it or didn't care about it.
• 34:37
  The artwork is representative of you as a person.
• 34:40
  I knew it!
• 34:41
  I knew it!
• 34:42
  I knew that my parents...
• 34:43
  liked my siblings better than they liked me.
• 34:45
  Beth, no. Let me look at it.
• 34:48
  So derivative.
• 34:49
  No.
• 34:50
  Oh, and bad.
• 34:53
  Oh, my God. You drew dwarfs.
• 34:55
  Why? Why would you do that?
• 34:57
  I'm... No, I... I just...
• 35:00
  So unimaginative.
• 35:03
  I'd been seeing a lot of dwarf art.
• 35:08
  And so it was just in my brain at the time.
• 35:11
  No, oh god, we gotta get out of here, burn them
• 35:13
  Okay, yes, yeah, lighting them on fire, thank god I
• 35:17
  Okay, good
• 35:20
  What else is in this creepy, creepy basement?
• 35:23
  I don't know, let's look
• 35:24
  What's this?
• 35:27
  Double helix DNA of
• 35:29
  The twin of mine that didn't survive, because I ate it
• 35:35
  Your vestigial twin?
• 35:37
  Yes
• 35:37
  His name was that too
• 35:38
  You named your vestigial twin
• 35:40
  Trophestigial twin?
• 35:42
  My parents wouldn't do it.
• 35:43
  They just wanted to move on.
• 35:44
  He would have solved world peace.
• 35:46
  Oh, no.
• 35:49
  Oh, my God.
• 35:52
  This is scary.
• 35:53
  It's just so scary.
• 35:54
  I'm going to eat the DNA.
• 35:56
  Oh, you're going to eat...
• 35:58
  You're eating it again?
• 35:59
  It's a vicious cycle.
• 36:04
  Oh, no.
• 36:05
  What's that?
• 36:06
  What?
• 36:07
  A man...
• 36:07
  Oh.
• 36:08
  A man just jumped out of the shadows.
• 36:11
  Oh, my God.
• 36:13
  It's Joe Biden.
• 36:17
  And he's already started to sundown.
• 36:19
  No.
• 36:20
  No, Joe.
• 36:21
  Joe, what are you doing?
• 36:27
  No.
• 36:29
  So scary.
• 36:31
  Oh, God.
• 36:31
  I'm throwing up my DNA.
• 36:33
  I'm sorry.
• 36:35
  Let's get out of the basement.
• 36:36
  Let's go.
• 36:37
  There's got to be a better elevator.
• 36:38
  There's an elevator.
• 36:39
  Oh, good.
• 36:39
  Oh, good.
• 36:39
  An elevator.
• 36:40
  Oh, my God.
• 36:42
  Ding.
• 36:45
  It was you.
• 36:47
  No!
• 36:48
  I wasn't going to say anything.
• 36:50
  Oh, no.
• 36:50
  We're trapped in here.
• 36:51
  The doors have already closed.
• 36:53
  I was going to blame it on the pneumatics.
• 36:57
  Oh, God.
• 37:00
  God, we're stuck.
• 37:01
  Oh, my God.
• 37:02
  Oh, is the elevator?
• 37:04
  Is it moving or is it just going really, really slow?
• 37:10
  It's representative of your relationship.
• 37:14
  Everything in here is representative.
• 37:17
  Don't agree with him.
• 37:18
  Don't agree with him.
• 37:20
  Agree with me if you dare.
• 37:23
  I've been going out for like five years and you won't even let me talk about marriage.
• 37:29
  It's more fun when it's a vague idea that isn't real.
• 37:34
  Oh my god, is that a clock ticking?
• 37:37
  Is that supposed to be representative of my biological clock that's ticking?
• 37:43
  No, no, that can't be it.
• 37:44
  It's just a clock.
• 37:45
  Sorry, that's actually the timer for my lunch break.
• 37:49
  I just, I'm really hungry.
• 37:51
  That's a sign, Beth.
• 37:52
  No, sorry.
• 37:53
  Oh, I'm...
• 37:53
  I'm back.
• 37:55
  Keep getting into it.
• 37:58
  Keep analyzing the relationship.
• 38:00
  Oh my god, it took us up too far.
• 38:03
  Oh, good.
• 38:04
  Oh, no, we're on the third floor.
• 38:05
  Oh, my God.
• 38:06
  Oh, my God.
• 38:07
  What?
• 38:08
  It's women's clothes and my size.
• 38:11
  No, don't.
• 38:12
  It's all women's clothes and my size.
• 38:16
  And I bought a year-blooming-dales card when you went home.
• 38:22
  You.
• 38:23
  And I wore them.
• 38:26
  You.
• 38:27
  This is a red sequin dress.
• 38:30
  Chauncey, what were you doing in a red sequin dress?
• 38:34
  I was performing.
• 38:37
  I was doing jazz.
• 38:41
  That's it.
• 38:43
  That's it, jazz?
• 38:43
  Doing jazz, yeah.
• 38:45
  For a room of men.
• 38:47
  I called myself Fertigino.
• 38:53
  Fertigino?
• 38:54
  Yeah, my twin's name.
• 38:59
  Vestigular?
• 39:00
  You mean vestigial.
• 39:01
  Oh, another insecurity. No, no.
• 39:06
  Fertigino just sounds like fertility, of which I'm rapidly losing.
• 39:10
  I should put this on as a punishment.
• 39:13
  No, don't.
• 39:13
  I should. I should just put it on.
• 39:15
  Don't you dare, Chauncey.
• 39:16
  Zip me?
• 39:17
  Put it on if you dare.
• 39:20
  I'm daring. I'm daring.
• 39:24
  Okay, we gotta find a way out of here.
• 39:26
  We can't... I don't think we can survive this haunted house.
• 39:29
  No, our relationship is as tenuous as Jenga sticks.
• 39:35
  Oh, God. Okay, let's just run down to the second floor.
• 39:39
  The second floor has got to be better.
• 39:41
  Okay.
• 39:42
  Oh, my God.
• 39:45
  It's a Thanksgiving turkey, but it's not fully cooked.
• 39:53
  Oh, my God, this is supposed to be like that time I invited your family over Thanksgiving
• 39:58
  and everybody got trigonosis poisoning.
• 40:03
  Oh, God.
• 40:04
  How did they know about that?
• 40:08
  I don't think this one's for you.
• 40:12
  What?
• 40:14
  You were working late.
• 40:16
  I was lonely.
• 40:20
  I screwed the turkey, Beth.
• 40:22
  I'm sorry.
• 40:24
  The same Thanksgiving turkey?
• 40:28
  They have children together.
• 40:33
  Oh, oh, so you'll give the turkey kids.
• 40:39
  But you won't give me kids.
• 40:41
  I didn't know what to do, Beth.
• 40:43
  Please.
• 40:44
  We ate it.
• 40:45
  Isn't that something?
• 40:46
  God.
• 40:47
  Oh.
• 40:49
  No, don't, don't, don't.
• 40:51
  No, no, no.
• 40:51
  I love you.
• 40:52
  I love you.
• 40:53
  I love you.
• 40:54
  Do you?
• 40:55
  I do.
• 40:55
  Look, we're almost to the back door.
• 40:56
  Oh, okay.
• 40:57
  This has got to be the way out.
• 40:58
  Yeah.
• 40:59
  Okay, this has got to be the way out.
• 41:00
  We'll probably never reach the back door.
• 41:02
  Okay.
• 41:03
  Right, Beth?
• 41:04
  No.
• 41:04
  I told you.
• 41:05
  I have limits.
• 41:08
  That's one of my limits.
• 41:09
  Okay.
• 41:09
  I respect your boundaries.
• 41:11
  Yes.
• 41:12
  The back door is not representative of anything in this situation.
• 41:15
  You're right.
• 41:16
  You're right.
• 41:16
  I apologize.
• 41:17
  The back door is always representative of true love.
• 41:20
  They know that.
• 41:21
  They know that.
• 41:23
  Okay.
• 41:24
  All right.
• 41:25
  Well, yeah.
• 41:26
  Maybe someday.
• 41:28
  when I have a ring and a kid,
• 41:32
  we could talk about this again.
• 41:33
  You're never going to want to...
• 41:34
  No, you're right.
• 41:35
  I'm never going to want to do it.
• 41:38
  I want to leave as in love as I came in.
• 41:41
  I don't know if that's possible.
• 41:42
  It's possible.
• 41:43
  We're doing it.
• 41:43
  Okay.
• 41:44
  Take my hand.
• 41:46
  It's wet.
• 41:47
  Let's...
• 41:47
  Well, I'm nervous.
• 41:48
  It's fine.
• 41:49
  No, I like it.
• 41:50
  It's comforting, actually.
• 41:50
  It's, you know,
• 41:52
  good old clammy hands.
• 41:53
  Yeah.
• 41:54
  Walk to the door.
• 41:55
  Close your eyes.
• 41:56
  We don't need to see anything else.
• 41:58
  Okay, okay, I'm not looking at anything.
• 42:04
  Okay, I'm opening the door.
• 42:05
  Okay, all right.
• 42:06
  Let's walk through it.
• 42:09
  Okay, well, are we at, are we at?
• 42:11
  I think we're outside.
• 42:12
  I think we're outside.
• 42:14
  Oh, okay.
• 42:18
  There's, was that it?
• 42:19
  Was that the exit?
• 42:20
  Did we do it?
• 42:21
  We did it.
• 42:21
  We did it.
• 42:22
  Oh, oh, thank God.
• 42:24
  Oh, my God.
• 42:25
  Oh, oh, oh, Chauncey, I love you.
• 42:27
  I love you so much.
• 42:27
  I'm sorry that what we went through back there.
• 42:29
  No, I want to marry you.
• 42:29
  I want to be your husband.
• 42:30
  Really?
• 42:31
  I want to give you kids.
• 42:32
  You really?
• 42:33
  You promise I promise I would never lie I still don want to give you the back door Then forget it That was a scary house Yeah
• 42:46
  It's too bad those kids aren't going to make it.
• 42:49
  It's too bad.
• 42:51
  You know?
• 42:54
  That's what happens.
• 42:55
  You take risks, and sometimes they don't work out.
• 42:58
  Yeah.
• 42:58
  That's why I'm going to avoid all haunted houses this Halloween.
• 43:01
  I didn't know they could be like that.
• 43:03
  I'm going to have to cancel my reservation for the 13th floor.
• 43:07
  Is that a haunted house?
• 43:09
  Yeah.
• 43:10
  It's a haunted experience.
• 43:12
  Yeah.
• 43:12
  There are people that chase you.
• 43:14
  Oh.
• 43:14
  But then halfway through, you remember, you're like, oh, they can't touch me.
• 43:18
  Yeah.
• 43:18
  It's the other kids.
• 43:19
  Yeah.
• 43:20
  I know what you're doing.
• 43:22
  I don't like that.
• 43:23
  Don't like what?
• 43:25
  The, well, here, let's, that wraps up.
• 43:28
  Haunted spouse.
• 43:28
  I don't like it when
• 43:33
  like the people chase you
• 43:35
  or whatever
• 43:36
  I remember
• 43:37
  Joe do you remember
• 43:38
  doing Halloween House of
• 43:39
  or the Universal Studios
• 43:41
  like
• 43:42
  I don't think the listeners
• 43:43
  want to hear about that
• 43:44
  it was really funny
• 43:45
  Joe was so nervous
• 43:46
  the whole time
• 43:47
  he was like
• 43:48
  he has grabbed onto my shoulder
• 43:50
  and like
• 43:50
  he was like clinging
• 43:51
  to my shirt
• 43:52
  and then when he
• 43:54
  like
• 43:54
  and they all clocked him
• 43:56
  immediately
• 43:57
  and so of course
• 43:58
  they would harass the crap out of him.
• 44:00
  But by the end of it,
• 44:03
  he finally let go of my shirt
• 44:04
  and it was just wet on my shoulder
• 44:07
  because he clung to it so hard.
• 44:10
  Oh, no.
• 44:12
  Oh, no.
• 44:13
  I became a woman that day.
• 44:16
  Wow.
• 44:17
  That is rough.
• 44:19
  You know what I would do
• 44:19
  if someone was chasing me at a haunted house?
• 44:21
  Hmm.
• 44:26
  Listeners, he just shot Joe.
• 44:28
  And he loaded another one.
• 44:30
  That was a loaded question you just asked.
• 44:32
  Yeah.
• 44:33
  Hmm.
• 44:34
  Speaking of questions, it's time.
• 44:38
  Speaking of loads.
• 44:42
  Time for our last segment.
• 44:43
  A-loo-ga.
• 44:44
  The big question.
• 44:47
  The question is very big.
• 44:53
  You know I like to ask you things.
• 44:55
  I love when you ask me things.
• 44:57
  That's good. And you're going to be, please.
• 45:02
  Please me.
• 45:03
  Okay. Here it comes. There it is.
• 45:10
  Since it's almost Halloween, in two short days, I would like for you to invent a new herbal luncheon.
• 45:22
  I'm kidding.
• 45:24
  Little joke.
• 45:25
  I was thinking that you could tell me a, I'm like cycling through these.
• 45:36
  I'm like, I want you to tell me like, invent a new scary story.
• 45:39
  Like a new like story to tell me, you know?
• 45:43
  Like a story that's famous, but that isn't famous.
• 45:48
  You know what I mean?
• 45:49
  It's a tale known the world round, but you just haven't heard it yet.
• 45:53
  Yeah.
• 45:53
  It's like new to me, but everyone knows this really scary story.
• 45:58
  I thought you could tell me it.
• 46:00
  It could be like, maybe like a myth or like something happened, you know, like a real crime that happened that's like become like, you know, a thing.
• 46:12
  Well, did you ever hear the tale of Rebecca Delancey?
• 46:17
  Yes.
• 46:18
  No, I'm kidding.
• 46:18
  No, I didn't.
• 46:18
  I'm sorry.
• 46:19
  Oh.
• 46:21
  Who do you?
• 46:23
  Should I be scared?
• 46:25
  I don't know.
• 46:26
  I think it's more creepy than scary.
• 46:31
  So Rebecca Delancey was a young coed in the 50s.
• 46:38
  The 1950s?
• 46:39
  The 1950s.
• 46:39
  It was 1953, to be exact.
• 46:41
  Oh, my God.
• 46:42
  She was a sophomore.
• 46:44
  Just a bobby-soxer in college.
• 46:47
  What?
• 46:48
  Have you ever heard that term?
• 46:49
  A bobby-soxer?
• 46:51
  I think maybe it's for high schoolers.
• 46:52
  do you know uh i do i stick to inventing spooky stories not words i'm not inventing no that's
• 46:59
  that's a real word first of all the there's a movie called the bachelor and the bobby socks are
• 47:05
  it's about a guy and a young girl i think hot go on because of bobby socks that's a thing he's like
• 47:12
  oh whatever that's a real thing um i'm not inventing words and i'm not inventing this story
• 47:18
  This is a real story.
• 47:19
  I know that.
• 47:20
  I could tell.
• 47:21
  I'm scared.
• 47:22
  She was, like I said, a sophomore in college at Davis College.
• 47:33
  And she very famously around college, she was an attractive girl.
• 47:39
  She was pretty.
• 47:41
  And she had a lot of suitors or potential suitors.
• 47:44
  they came to her and they would try everything.
• 47:49
  They chatted and chatted and chatted to no avail.
• 47:53
  Rebecca DeLancey would not have any of it
• 47:55
  because she was determined to become a doctor.
• 47:59
  So she was like,
• 48:01
  boys will get in the way of my medical schooling.
• 48:05
  No boys for me.
• 48:07
  Already, this is a creepy story, right?
• 48:09
  It's horrifying, right?
• 48:10
  Yeah, it is.
• 48:12
  What? No men?
• 48:13
  Who would want that?
• 48:14
  Next story.
• 48:16
  Rebecca Delancey would.
• 48:17
  Okay.
• 48:19
  So there was one day in her lab.
• 48:26
  She was staying late and it was,
• 48:28
  it was getting to the kind of close to the actual like autopsy cadaver stage
• 48:35
  of her medical class.
• 48:39
  She's very advanced, very bright for a sophomore.
• 48:44
  Especially she had advanced several grades already.
• 48:46
  So she technically is her sophomore year, but she was well far, far in advance in her schooling.
• 48:54
  So she is operating or doing her like, you know, dissecting just kind of general habits.
• 49:03
  She's working late at night.
• 49:04
  The teacher used to let her work on her own because he knew she was so focused.
• 49:09
  She didn't like distractions.
• 49:10
  of the students, the fly-by-night students
• 49:13
  that didn't care as much as Rebecca Delancey did.
• 49:17
  And she is doing her autopsy.
• 49:22
  She's opening it and she's properly cataloging
• 49:25
  all the various organs.
• 49:26
  Great. Liver. Wonderful. Yes.
• 49:30
  Oh, there you are, kidney.
• 49:32
  Whoa, she got it.
• 49:33
  She identified all of it properly
• 49:35
  and then was able to measure, weigh all of it,
• 49:39
  put it back in the body, sew it back up perfectly.
• 49:42
  Her teacher later, the next day, was like,
• 49:45
  Rebecca Delancey, no one's ever done such a good job
• 49:48
  disassembling and reassembling a body before.
• 49:53
  And she was just beaming.
• 49:58
  Just, she knew she was on the right track.
• 50:00
  The teacher giving her this compliment
• 50:02
  and knowing, like, I am the best.
• 50:04
  I'm going to be the best doctor there ever was.
• 50:07
  so much so that she later that day she was like you know what i'm gonna treat myself i'm gonna go
• 50:14
  to a coffee shop i'm gonna get myself a coffee and she sat down with her coffee and her books
• 50:20
  and she had her nose on a book and she hears from above her excuse me excuse me miss and she looks
• 50:29
  up and she sees a man and normally this would be the kind of tomfoolery she would not entertain talking to a man But she was in a good mood and she knew she was on the right track and this man had something about him that was very very distinct they just called out to her so she
• 50:47
  was like hi and he was like would you mind if i sat he's like she said uh sure you can sit and
• 50:58
  So he sat down and he was like, you look so familiar to me.
• 51:03
  I feel like we've met before.
• 51:07
  And Rebecca was like, I don't think so.
• 51:09
  I think I would have remembered if I had met you before.
• 51:11
  But they're both looking at each other and they like do know that there's something there.
• 51:16
  And Rebecca's like letting me, she could feel her guard slipping because there's something about this man that's so magnetic.
• 51:22
  She can't help herself.
• 51:23
  But it's like, well, maybe we could talk about this more over dinner.
• 51:28
  and she was like, I normally never do this,
• 51:31
  but you know what?
• 51:32
  Yes, let's do it.
• 51:34
  So that night he took her to a very nice dinner
• 51:37
  and the conversation just flowed.
• 51:40
  It was so easy.
• 51:42
  And like she had a glass of wine
• 51:45
  and then she had another glass of wine.
• 51:47
  And again, just something about this man was said,
• 51:51
  he was like, I keep feeling like you're really familiar.
• 51:55
  And so they get afterwards, he's like,
• 51:57
  have you ever been to Lookout Point?
• 52:01
  She was like, no, I've never, I have my only study.
• 52:04
  That's all I do.
• 52:05
  This is the first dinner I've gone to.
• 52:07
  He's like, let me show you.
• 52:08
  It's beautiful.
• 52:08
  You can see the whole town.
• 52:10
  So they drive up to Lookout Point and she's in his car
• 52:13
  and he's got a convertible.
• 52:16
  And they're sitting there at Lookout Point
• 52:17
  and they're looking out and it's beautiful.
• 52:20
  The city is sparkling.
• 52:25
  And it's crazy you haven't heard this story before.
• 52:27
  scared.
• 52:30
  And so then one
• 52:32
  thing kind of leads to another and they start
• 52:33
  kissing.
• 52:36
  And Rebecca just feels like
• 52:38
  this is like, ah, this is like what
• 52:39
  I've been waiting for. Screw those other
• 52:41
  like young boys at the school. They don't know.
• 52:44
  They're just boys. This is
• 52:45
  a man.
• 52:47
  Hot and scary.
• 52:50
  This is a man.
• 52:52
  And
• 52:52
  she starts unbuttoning his shirt.
• 52:55
  and then she feels something she looks down she's feeling the scar there's a scar on his chest
• 53:05
  oh and the man looks at her and he grabs her hand no he's like i know i know how i know you
• 53:17
  and then he rips open his shirt and he said you did this to me and then she sees in his eyes and
• 53:23
  She realizes she could picture him now.
• 53:26
  He was the cadaver that she had been working on the night before.
• 53:31
  I know.
• 53:32
  And she had a heart attack right then.
• 53:37
  And then died at the spot and became a cadaver herself.
• 53:41
  And to this day at Davis University, the medical lab is unofficially known as the Rebecca Delancey Mork.
• 53:57
  I can't believe you don't know that story.
• 53:59
  Wait, the lights on?
• 54:01
  No, they're going off.
• 54:02
  Wow.
• 54:04
  Yeah.
• 54:06
  Hey, Jenna.
• 54:07
  Yeah?
• 54:07
  Side note.
• 54:08
  Not a bad, new, scary story.
• 54:11
  Thanks.
• 54:12
  That was pretty good.
• 54:13
  Thanks.
• 54:15
  Hmm.
• 54:16
  Do you have one for me?
• 54:17
  Mm-mm, no.
• 54:18
  No, nothing?
• 54:19
  Well, I'll have one.
• 54:21
  Do you want one?
• 54:22
  Do you have time for one?
• 54:23
  Yeah.
• 54:24
  Oh, okay.
• 54:25
  I'll have a few minutes for one if you want.
• 54:27
  Okay.
• 54:30
  Hey, Jenna.
• 54:31
  Hmm.
• 54:35
  Have you...
• 54:37
  Have you heard of...
• 54:41
  cars that work.
• 54:44
  I've heard tell of them.
• 54:46
  No, no, I'm kidding.
• 54:49
  I don't know if you know about this,
• 54:50
  but there's such a thing as a foreign exchange program.
• 54:55
  Yeah.
• 54:56
  Okay, so you might not have heard about this,
• 54:59
  but did you hear that in the mid-2000s
• 55:03
  that there was a foreign exchange cover-up?
• 55:09
  No.
• 55:10
  Yeah, so there was this program between two schools, which I can't even say the names of the schools because it's all been, it's heavily redacted.
• 55:18
  You don't want to get in trouble.
• 55:20
  No, and well, they did so much PR spinning after the events of this that people aren't even sure what schools were involved.
• 55:28
  But basically, there was a host family outside of the U.S.
• 55:36
  and what happened was
• 55:38
  they decided to take in
• 55:40
  an American student
• 55:43
  right
• 55:44
  and so the American student
• 55:46
  goes overseas
• 55:47
  to an undisclosed location
• 55:48
  which of course
• 55:49
  wasn't undisclosed at the time
• 55:50
  but now we just don't know
• 55:51
  it's been
• 55:52
  it's been said
• 55:53
  Romania possibly
• 55:55
  maybe Spain
• 55:56
  we just don't know
• 55:57
  but I won't
• 55:59
  I won't participate
• 55:59
  in the program
• 56:00
  because this is so scary
• 56:01
  rawr
• 56:02
  yeah
• 56:03
  I mean you had a chance to
• 56:05
  I had
• 56:05
  yeah I could do it anytime
• 56:06
  I want it.
• 56:07
  Yeah.
• 56:07
  There's no age limit on it.
• 56:09
  Unlike Make-A-Wish.
• 56:11
  Yeah.
• 56:12
  Don't even get me started.
• 56:15
  Ageism.
• 56:16
  I know.
• 56:17
  It's everywhere.
• 56:18
  So, this family takes in the student.
• 56:24
  And the student is so excited because they always wanted to go to Europe, right?
• 56:28
  They're studying, they're doing great, and they're calling home.
• 56:31
  and, you know, telling their parents what a great time they're having.
• 56:37
  They're so excited.
• 56:37
  They're having the time of their life.
• 56:39
  And then strange things start to happen.
• 56:43
  And one of those things is that in the middle of the night,
• 56:48
  the student is sleeping and an alarm goes off,
• 56:53
  like the actual morning alarm, which is strange.
• 56:57
  It's like, you know, when you wake up and it's like way too early to be up
• 56:59
  and you know something's weird, like your body's like something's weird.
• 57:01
  The alarm was going off like somebody said it.
• 57:03
  And when he goes to turn the alarm off, the minute he hits the snooze button,
• 57:10
  the lights come on in the room, but the entire family is standing there around the bed.
• 57:18
  Oh.
• 57:19
  And he didn't know what to do.
• 57:22
  Of course, he was like a scared and he screamed.
• 57:23
  And then the lights went off.
• 57:26
  And when he got out of bed and hit the light switch, they were gone.
• 57:31
  He convinced himself this was a dream, right?
• 57:34
  It was like a nightmare because there was no explanation.
• 57:37
  But since that point, he was like totally on edge, right?
• 57:41
  Now, he was kind of scared.
• 57:42
  He wasn't really enjoying his experience anymore.
• 57:43
  He didn't want to go to bed.
• 57:46
  He would stay up as long as he could just to avoid going to sleep.
• 57:49
  But that specific thing never happened again, right?
• 57:52
  Just like a one-time occurrence.
• 57:54
  Well, the day before he's supposed to go home,
• 57:59
  the host family
• 58:02
  they say
• 58:03
  well we've really
• 58:04
  enjoyed having you
• 58:05
  it's been
• 58:06
  it's been a real treat
• 58:07
  a summertime treat
• 58:10
  but we have
• 58:13
  our own family vacation
• 58:14
  to get to
• 58:15
  so
• 58:17
  we won't be able
• 58:18
  to take you to the airport
• 58:19
  but
• 58:20
  stay in the house
• 58:21
  don't worry
• 58:21
  just lock it up
• 58:22
  take the key with you
• 58:23
  whatever we have extra keys
• 58:24
  just know that we consider you family we had such a great time we hope to see you again and they leave And that night that student was so scared because he like now I alone in the house right
• 58:36
  What's going to happen?
• 58:36
  Yeah.
• 58:37
  But nothing happens.
• 58:39
  So he wakes up.
• 58:42
  Of course, they're gone.
• 58:43
  He leaves a really nice note.
• 58:46
  And then he gets on the plane
• 58:47
  and goes home.
• 58:48
  He arrives late
• 58:49
  because of the time difference.
• 58:51
  And his family is
• 58:52
  not at the airport to greet him.
• 58:55
  It was really strange.
• 58:55
  and they want to answer the phone.
• 58:57
  So he takes a cab to get to the house,
• 59:00
  but nobody's there.
• 59:02
  Which is really strange.
• 59:03
  He hasn't seen his family all summer, right?
• 59:04
  Yeah, you'd think they'd be waiting for him.
• 59:06
  Also, he misses them.
• 59:07
  Yeah.
• 59:08
  Anyway, so he goes home,
• 59:09
  he makes himself a late snack,
• 59:11
  and he goes to bed.
• 59:12
  And in the middle of the night,
• 59:14
  the alarm goes off.
• 59:17
  And he shoots awake.
• 59:19
  And the minute he hits the alarm button,
• 59:21
  the lights come on.
• 59:23
  And his entire family
• 59:24
  is hanging around the bedroom, having been murdered.
• 59:29
  Yeah.
• 59:30
  The lights go off, and when he turns them back on,
• 59:33
  the bodies are gone and are never found.
• 59:37
  Whoa.
• 59:39
  His family just disappeared.
• 59:41
  Yeah, and nobody believed him.
• 59:45
  Wow.
• 59:46
  Spooky.
• 59:47
  It's a good story.
• 59:48
  I like that story.
• 59:49
  Thanks.
• 59:50
  It's real.
• 59:51
  It's not a story, it's real.
• 59:52
  Yeah.
• 59:52
  It's true.
• 59:53
  It's good.
• 59:54
  Thank you for telling us.
• 59:55
  Yeah.
• 59:55
  We had not heard that before.
• 59:56
  Sorry, I meant to say I like that story from life.
• 1:00:00
  It's okay.
• 1:00:00
  I knew what you meant.
• 1:00:01
  I just wanted the audience to know.
• 1:00:03
  Some people might not have heard it.
• 1:00:04
  So be careful where you send your kids.
• 1:00:07
  That's the real lesson here.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Don't let your children out the house.
• 1:00:13
  Oh.
• 1:00:14
  I think we've successfully answered the big question.
• 1:00:18
  The big question.
• 1:00:20
  Okay.
• 1:00:21
  Last bit of spooky business.
• 1:00:24
  And I'm scared because I don't think I have it.
• 1:00:27
  I'm scared too because those stories scared me.
• 1:00:32
  Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?
• 1:00:34
  I feel like you go first a lot.
• 1:00:35
  I'll go.
• 1:00:35
  Okay.
• 1:00:37
  Okay.
• 1:00:39
  Is your word precious?
• 1:00:40
  Nope.
• 1:00:43
  Bumper?
• 1:00:44
  Don't shred me for this.
• 1:00:45
  No.
• 1:00:45
  Okay.
• 1:00:47
  Condom?
• 1:00:48
  No.
• 1:00:49
  Lore?
• 1:00:50
  Nope.
• 1:00:51
  Rubber?
• 1:00:52
  Nope.
• 1:00:54
  co-ed no bachelor nope bobby socks nope bobby socks are that is a real term okay
• 1:01:09
  well it would have been if you got it as your word right yeah convertible
• 1:01:15
  Mm-mm.
• 1:01:17
  Tomfoolery.
• 1:01:18
  Nope.
• 1:01:20
  Dissecting.
• 1:01:21
  Mm-mm.
• 1:01:25
  Cadaver.
• 1:01:26
  Nope.
• 1:01:34
  Sophomore.
• 1:01:35
  No.
• 1:01:36
  Autopsy.
• 1:01:37
  Nope.
• 1:01:38
  yeah
• 1:01:43
  for some reason I wasn't crossing these out
• 1:01:47
  so I'm gonna look at them real quick
• 1:01:48
  make sure I didn't miss any
• 1:01:50
  um
• 1:01:52
  is your word sundowning?
• 1:02:00
  no
• 1:02:00
  okay sundown
• 1:02:02
  yes
• 1:02:03
  damn it
• 1:02:05
  yes
• 1:02:06
  Well, shoot
• 1:02:11
  I was hoping that that would be
• 1:02:16
  Distractingly funny
• 1:02:17
  And that you wouldn't think about it
• 1:02:19
  It was very funny
• 1:02:20
  Yes
• 1:02:22
  And I did think about it
• 1:02:24
  Because it was funny
• 1:02:24
  Okay
• 1:02:25
  Alright, we have any other guesses
• 1:02:29
  For my decoy?
• 1:02:30
  No, that was everything I had
• 1:02:31
  Okay
• 1:02:31
  What was your decoy?
• 1:02:34
  My decoy was chatted
• 1:02:36
  There was no fucking chance I was going to say that.
• 1:02:38
  I didn't, I know you didn't.
• 1:02:39
  I don't even remember you saying that.
• 1:02:41
  They chatted and chatted and chatted.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah, the boys would come to her and they chatted and chatted and chatted, but she would have nothing.
• 1:02:47
  That was cute to me.
• 1:02:48
  Hmm.
• 1:02:50
  Well, damn.
• 1:02:54
  I was worried it was going to be your decoy, so.
• 1:02:57
  I almost guessed it as your decoy.
• 1:03:01
  Well.
• 1:03:02
  Why didn't you?
• 1:03:03
  I wish you had
• 1:03:05
  here we go
• 1:03:08
  okay is your
• 1:03:13
  is your word your
• 1:03:16
  no
• 1:03:18
  oh that's when you're like say yes or your
• 1:03:20
  I was like I'm not saying that
• 1:03:22
  okay
• 1:03:23
  I
• 1:03:26
  don't think these are going to be
• 1:03:28
  okay
• 1:03:31
  nightmare
• 1:03:33
  No.
• 1:03:34
  Romania?
• 1:03:35
  No.
• 1:03:37
  Host?
• 1:03:37
  No.
• 1:03:38
  Redacted?
• 1:03:39
  No.
• 1:03:41
  Tenuous?
• 1:03:41
  No.
• 1:03:43
  Pneumatics?
• 1:03:44
  No.
• 1:03:45
  Every week?
• 1:03:45
  I don't know.
• 1:03:46
  Ugh.
• 1:03:49
  Helix?
• 1:03:50
  No.
• 1:03:53
  Zen?
• 1:03:54
  No.
• 1:03:56
  Derivative?
• 1:03:57
  No.
• 1:03:58
  And one last guess.
• 1:04:00
  Dwarfs?
• 1:04:03
  decoy.
• 1:04:04
  That was your decoy?
• 1:04:07
  No.
• 1:04:08
  Why, God?
• 1:04:09
  Why?
• 1:04:10
  Why, car lords?
• 1:04:11
  Why?
• 1:04:12
  Every single time.
• 1:04:13
  Did you even say your real words?
• 1:04:16
  Yeah, I did not say what you're thinking.
• 1:04:18
  Yes, I did.
• 1:04:19
  Oh, yes, yes, yes, I did.
• 1:04:21
  I did.
• 1:04:21
  Really?
• 1:04:22
  Hey, guess who else said it?
• 1:04:23
  Well, I know Jenna said it, but...
• 1:04:24
  What?
• 1:04:25
  What was it?
• 1:04:27
  Tantrum.
• 1:04:29
  Tantrum.
• 1:04:30
  you did say it though
• 1:04:33
  I'm pretty sure
• 1:04:33
  I'm pretty sure you just said the pun name
• 1:04:37
  no
• 1:04:39
  I'm pretty sure
• 1:04:40
  no I think I said it
• 1:04:42
  because I know I have to
• 1:04:44
  but I could be wrong
• 1:04:46
  I feel it because it stuck out to me
• 1:04:49
  I was like well it's a good thing Jenna said it
• 1:04:51
  because I don't think Francis actually said it
• 1:04:52
  I said it first
• 1:04:53
  and then I said it
• 1:04:55
  I know but then you started to say it
• 1:04:56
  because I usually have those
• 1:05:00
  Like I'm pretty sure you didn't actually say it.
• 1:05:03
  Well, time will tell.
• 1:05:04
  Either way.
• 1:05:05
  I mean, it's a question of one point after you just won like three.
• 1:05:08
  So you're still.
• 1:05:11
  Assuming you did say it, you're net four points.
• 1:05:14
  If I said it once and then also I guessed your decoy word is your real word.
• 1:05:20
  That's another one.
• 1:05:21
  And then you guess my word.
• 1:05:22
  That's two.
• 1:05:23
  So you're plus four.
• 1:05:24
  I'm putting three down on the card for now because I'm fairly.
• 1:05:27
  It's like it's stuck out to me.
• 1:05:29
  Oh, he didn't actually say it.
• 1:05:31
  I guess.
• 1:05:32
  I'm pretty sure I did.
• 1:05:34
  But I just want to believe that.
• 1:05:35
  I'm biased.
• 1:05:37
  Gosh.
• 1:05:37
  Are you, Jell?
• 1:05:39
  Well, I'm scared now.
• 1:05:39
  I'm paid by Big Jenna.
• 1:05:42
  I'm scared.
• 1:05:43
  Don't be scared.
• 1:05:43
  Don't be scared.
• 1:05:44
  I'm scared by how far behind I am.
• 1:05:46
  I am like seven and a half points behind.
• 1:05:50
  You just need one dreidel.
• 1:05:52
  God, those come around but once a year.
• 1:05:54
  well congratulations Francis
• 1:06:00
  what a great day for you
• 1:06:02
  a shitty day for me
• 1:06:04
  no happy Halloween
• 1:06:06
  alright happy Halloween
• 1:06:08
  I guess I'm going to go with someone for Halloween
• 1:06:10
  that's seven and a half points behind
• 1:06:11
  okay
• 1:06:13
  why
• 1:06:14
  why
• 1:06:24
  you