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Episode 236: Ja Wick: Chapter 2 - NBA Dumb Boy · Not That Serious

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  Niggas area, you know what the time is. I'm surprised, man,
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  A lot of people. One person was like, oh yeah, so long
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  I got a commercial. Ra was so gong. I got a in the
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  middle and came back back. He was still, that's so funny. So
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  I heard you've been going crazy with the ads too. Who me you?
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  You? I like you? You're inpitless que over there. It might be
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  cute, yea. I've been getting an ad like every three minutes, right,
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  niggas that slide into the max. I don't never see ads like my
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  I got a YouTube at where I can block the ads. I've been so
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  spoiled with it. So every time when I like I had to use regular
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  YouTube, I like, it really doesn't do well for my A d D
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  Okay, then that's strong nigga almost parted? Okay, I wasted that bitch.
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  I wasn't ready for that. Oh my goodness, what's in? What's
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  what's what's the concoction of today? Keenan? Well for those two they got
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  hen hendy toast. It's mohito but instead of rum is heney What a great
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  I think special that actually sounds watermelon hendy toast? Oh I just need to
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  be right. That's right off his damn right wow, right after his fried
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  chicken man, right after my chicken. Right, he washed it down with
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  his fried chicken smoothie smoker black man. After this, yess not like a
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  like a true American, a true ni gredient. Oh boy, Oh what's
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  uh? What's up? Doc? It's not that serious podcast? That's copy
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  right. Um, we're definitely for that one. Beat me really beat.
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  That's all folks, you want to get into. We're actually stuttering shut yeah.
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  He got a lot of characters that stutter yeah in the Loos universe for
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  the most part. Impediments funny in the nineteen twenties that that in the Blacks
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  in the in the in the in the in the Japanese. Those cartoons back
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  then were rough boy cartoons and real life people did man, just a reflection
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  of the times. The big teeth glasses. There's a whole episode where there
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  was bugs Bunny fighting against like this Japanese but the big teeth with the big
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  teeth in the hat bro No you know that. Recently watched the episode of
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  South Park where Carter was afraid of the Chinese. He thought the Chinese people
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  were taking over. So he said, all right, we got to stop
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  the Chinese from taking over America. So obviously he recruits Butters dumb ass,
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  and they go to stop the Chinese invasion. You know, they fucking go
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  a fucking PF change Express. They said, we gotta blended with the Chinese
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  game, the buck teeth and the sunhead. He goes, all you gotta
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  do to say Hairau and preis a lot and they're like, ha robbery.
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  Oh we got Chinese paper, I mean the South Park. You can get
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  away with Chinese Chinese, And then it came up to like Chinese ram.
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  Oh, actually, what was the what was the time of the Again,
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  this is all Carpon, This is all Carpon. He's like, again,
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  what the day your fand I forgot and Butters kept shooting people in the dick
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  and that that was a good episode. That was the episode where that was
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  a good episode. That was because that was the episode was when the episode
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  where they was watching Indiana Jones and then Indian Jones was being raped. Why
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  Steven Spiekeborg and George Lucas still Spielberg spig Indiana, you're looking nice. I'll
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  never get a busy remember like a pool table. I remember that. It
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  was the close of the like Georgian his face, He's like, you can
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  see the seaman leaving his body the world episode. Yeah, but so I
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  say all that to say this, it's not that serious podcast. Best podcast
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  in the multiverse. What you can see. He pulled out the pictures out
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  He was there any backlash from listen. He literally said, all you gotta
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  do and praise. I can literally go thirty minutes. I'm like saying,
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  please, don't don't. Oh my god, you know, let's set them
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  over here about Jingling. That was funny Pengling. That was funny joke.
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  That's what it was, bro Yo. You remember too America. Yeah,
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  Amuck bread bread, the Japanese dog, the shitty walker, shitty chicken,
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  the shitty beef with Chinese man is out the restaurant all Japanese dog. That's
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  not a damn Mongarians, Mongoarians. Oh my god, that show was good,
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  bro. I should anything else racist against the Chinese? I was gonna
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  say we should make that the cover art, but no, no, we
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  shouldn't. You got you got any racists with the Chinese? Stop at hate
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  Chinese Day? Where's the beef and Brockley chicken, Bourbon chicken, Bourbon chicken,
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  spicy s Frim and Leman. All right, real quick, I'm not
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  is bourbon chicken considered Chinese? That's just my every time beef and Brocket like
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  you can trace it to something like bourbon chicken. That's that's shit. They
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  meet in Louisiana. That's the only thing that's always concerning to me is the
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  fact that I've never seen them eat their own food. No, because I've
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  been I go in Chinese restaurants. I see them when they breaking McDonald Next
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  time I see them giving out a free samples, I'm gonna be like,
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  you eat it, you anybody in the back, just like it starts.
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  No, the kids in the back, Oh my god, the kids killing
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  chickens in the back. Look you try it first. Yeah, you're gonna
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  do like a little fake thing like be like spongeby squirrere eating the crabby packages
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  back. Okay, Mike, thank you, Yeah, yeah, thanks,
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  let's let's get it. Come on. Didn't they explode after that? He's
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  like, you see that the South part episode, awesome combusting combustion sound.
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  Everybody's walking around blowing up anyway, I don't wild time. That's the early
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  one that's uncut. Jam my parents, let me watch it, so good
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  idea up now? Yeah, oh man, I won't do that. Yeah,
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  but I resually want one more, one more real quick? I said,
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  who who are we and what do we do? I saw the episode
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  when they did talked about scientology. Yeah, yeah, and they just it's
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  just so goofy that that's what they believe in. Yeah. Oh yeah,
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  it's just when they just read, like watching him explain it again, Like,
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  god damn bro, for real, say do you want to explain this?
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  We don't. I don't wait a few more like it's funny at the
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  time, Yeah, not this time, next time, year ago. It's
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  like, this is not that serious podcast for the third time, best podcast
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  in the World's your boy, Big Mike here, Elsie Keenan's in the building
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  lam aka doctor Waffle m J and we got kills in the building. What
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  um. I just want to preface this by saying we are we apologize us
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  to all Asian communities for the first ten ten minutes of this podcast. We'll
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  make it up to you. We'll probably focus on the Latinos next. It's
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  all about equal opportunity. Yeah, it's talking about equal opportunity homes. I
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  gotta start somewhere homes. But how's everybody's week? Real quick? We got
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  a lot going on today. My week was regular. Um, you know
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  DJ a bunch of different ship. Mother's day was fun. What about Saturday?
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  Gary's birthday? Oh? Yeah, Sat was Gary's birthday. That was
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  fun. Happy birthday Gary. When the david Busters had the whole gang out
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  there, Um, surprised him, Yeah, surprised him. Got drunk.
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  We were already drunk at David Busters and they were like, yo, you
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  know it would be a better idea. We've got somewhere else. And got
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  drunk. So then we went to Vera. Um, that was cool.
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  Gary was done. Gary was couzi. Man. I felt bad. I
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  did too. I wasn't there, but I won't go into detail. But
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  at the end of the night I had to spin. You did not feel
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  bad? That was it was bad? You said Gary pooved himself. He
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  didn't poop himself. He did not poo. He threw up in the fountain.
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  He threw up. Yeah, he's thrown up everywhere. He said.
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  He threw up in the socks, in the socks and opened it now.
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  He definitely threw up a line. He did a lot of that. At
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  the end of the night, though, I had to like physically like take
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  this man out of the car and bring him into the house. Yeah,
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  that's crazy. Bigger than you, like the same size, there's the same
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  time, similar size. When was the last time you seen Gary Mike?
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  Yeah, exactly, you have a we're talking about Garry Jackson. I Gary
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  Sharp that I carry the comedian. But yeah, out that was fun.
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  Out of good night, Yeah, good keman. You know week was cool.
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  Besides the Wednesday night I pulled up on Elsie when he was Djane and
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  that was fun. That was a good time. Were live on TikTok until
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  like three o'clock in the morning something like that. I've been trying to get
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  on there more and more. That's crazy. Yeah, I've seen you earlier
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  before before we came here. Yeah, I was on the rush hour mix.
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  Yeah. But first of all, congratulations all the Yeah, thank you
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  found TikTok success. Whatever I'm doing is working. Son. You bush out
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  the pound town when you're out yet. Yeah. I did it last night
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  when I was at Mirage. It worked. Did it? South? Did
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  that South beach earlier that day. It worked, so it's real good on
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  it. Yeah, the responds good. So I told you before, like,
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  when you go to the pool again, I want to go with you
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  because I gotta see. Yeah, I'm definitely when that goes down again,
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  I'll be at the pool up. They didn't give me a date yet,
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  but I'll definitely the outside pool Harris. You know what I'm saying, Like
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  they have an outside part. Yeah, Harris only has an inside. But
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  there's another place in ac that has like an outdoor pool. Okay, so
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  but I don't know. It's like an ad M type house music. I
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  know you like a house music and shit. Yeah yeah, a little different
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  vibe. Yeah, different, But I still don't like public pools. But
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  that's that's different story. I'm blaming. It smells like chlorine and they're very
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  heavy. You don't like I guess nah. Hey, people like people in
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  the comments time about something that's not true. You open it, no bit,
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  it's actually in fact, it doesn't even matter. Everything that we say
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  is it's not wrong. It's either it's wrong stupid, even if theories.
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  It's just like chlorine. Yeah, I mean we chlorine. We did the
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  whole research. We didn't test it ourselves though. You have chlorine in this
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  house. Of course, I have a pool, peeing it with the pool.
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  Yeah, let's going. But I have one question. Does anybody in
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  here watch Bridgeton or whatever the show? No, I need to. I
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  need to in a few minutes. Okay, in a few minutes. Okay,
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  all right. So if we're gonna get two boys, okay, call
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  me the Duke of Hastings because he isn't there there's a spin off that one
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  now, right, Queen Charlotte, Queen Charlotte, Oh no, I don't
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  watch it. I don't watch it all. Oh no, Mike's taken back.
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  Yeah, I apologize, that's what they thought. But here's the thing
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  now, So everyone fins their week first, okay, okay, it's such
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  a long long hold on hold on anybody fish Day week first? So that
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  was your weekend, Keen, I gotta win, same as y'all. Was
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  at h David Busters for Gary his birthday on Saturday. Also went golfing with
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  a super producer, keV. His first time out that was in So that
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  was it was good. Yeah, he's a competitive he doesn't as kes not,
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  but for one of them, never said he's good yet. No for
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  the No, here's what I'm gonna stutter. He's ass. Yeah said he's
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  good. So it was his first time playing, and I'd say he's like
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  the best person seen for the first time out. So you're the best ass
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  nigga exactly, tallest, Midge, Dwarf, little Um, they're all bad.
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  But yeah, so you know, it's just like things you have to
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  learn that like while you're playing golf instead of just like hitting the ball,
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  just like different shots and all that. But he's already hooked. So I
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  got a new, uh golfing partner. I want to go. I feel
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  like it's Cad, one of those guys that like he just hits it really
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  hard. Is a terrible putter. I mean he just started. I feel
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  like he's a happy gil Moore type nigger. It's all about the long ball.
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  Heavy get More had to start shooting, and she was like the pool
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  right, hockey hockey put the hockey stick. I can stick, I can
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  stick putter. Yeah, but now he's he has potential. I see it.
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  I see it there. But you know, a very competitive athletic person,
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  so a lot to build on there. Other than that, chilling,
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  M jack nothing something. Got a new job? Yeah, let's say you
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  just nigga won my week giving the league. No, I got a new
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  job, brass grass. So how long? Like how many as you've been
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  on? So far too? I literally got hired last Tuesday, too nice?
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  And how it was like, when can you start? Like tomorrow?
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  He's like, all right, realistically, no, Thursday tomorrow. How you
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  like it so far? School? I was there for one day at the
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  time and felt like I was there for like months really because it like the
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  atmosphere or the atmosphere the dude I'm working for definitely uh less of if I
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  got another job at another place that a big brand with a problematic CEO.
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  M glad I didn't get that one, I guess. Yeah that's good.
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  Yeah yeah, yeah, that was like that. It was that like a
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  month later. That's what. That's that whole thing the old deaconesses say,
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  God closes the door, opened the window, Yeah, and you jumped through
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  that. It's like a criminal with your team mask. I'm taking what's that's
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  good? Though? Is good? Nice? About to be my third day?
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  Third day coming up? So third and amazing is you're out of retail
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  ain't really from here. Well I wasn't really technically, but I'm not freelancing
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  it. That's what I'm worried about. I don't know if anyone, So
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  what do you actually do? Like what's your job in television production and photography?
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  And okay, I didn't know, see I don't know. I knew
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  you did something in the field to keep something. I know he did something
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  in this field. I just did. He didn't I know exactly what it
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  was. I can do it on my own on the side, Like yeah,
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  but like benefits from a company. Nice, that's nice. And you
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  get something nice for breakfast every day? Oh yeah, we get shit lunch
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  too. Shit breakfast and lunch. I don't gotta bring nothing. Damn,
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  damn, you get blow jobs on the way out. What is this?
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  I can just come home for lunch. That's how close. That's how close
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  to this? Like shit, yeah, good for you, chilling? Yeah
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  nice? Anything was good. Mother's day was good, went out that everything?
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  Oh yeah, yeah. I took him on to see a seafood boil.
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  She had a great time from yeah, tearing that ship. I was
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  like, god, damn, she's a very simple lady. She's a very
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  simple you show like what she's like all she's you know when I say they
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  cooked this perfect, she probably said the old time listen, I wish that
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  was me. Yeah, bro, we went to the what's it called the
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  Boiling House in Cherry Hill. Heard of that. It's a nice little little
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  spot or whatever. That whole little plaza area is nice. Like it's a
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  sushi hibachi placing there, a little Italian spot in there, bobby chairs in
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  there. I've a new Balance store that has nothing to do with restaurants,
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  but there is a new Balance next time caught me some ninety sixties. Um,
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  yeah, it's nice area, nice nice, But yeah, she had
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  a great time. Expensive than a motherfucker, I mean seafood one day here.
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  Yeah, I was dropped full hunting in that month. You pay for
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  everybody? Okay, how much crab did your mom eating? All the how
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  many who win five? Yeah, that'll do it. Okay anybody everybody was
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  like, yeah, give me the crab boyls? Special? Were they moms
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  too? Nah? It was my It was me, my mother and my
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  sister, my girl, and my little brother. Okay, so no,
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  mom, I'll pay for two of those people, only two of them.
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  Your sisters kind of a grown woman. She can pay for she kind of
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  should probably split this. She kind of got paid for our brother, and
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  then I'll off the hook. Wait what you say? You don't got no
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  girl or girl either? You don't know there, you don't all right?
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  What damn double double? I'm always pissed myself. Dang, I was done
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  up, So I lovely does it? I hate that. At the same
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  time, what do you want us to do with shoes? That? Her
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  mother's was like, it was a countdown of my head, like, all
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  right, dead mom, Joker's coming. Really should I gotta? I don't
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  know what it is, but I know what's around and ready for it.
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  I'm like, I took that one very well because I joined in. Yeah,
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  so maybe one day maybe one Now I didn't get a chance to see
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  my mom um because I had to work. I was dj that was the
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  book that was in the South Beach and then then put up the South Beach
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  Miss Wendy. Yeah, I don't think she'd even been there before. She
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  would go though, she she likes doing stuff like that. Um. But
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  yeah, now, I just I just sent a hundred dollars here, mom,
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  I said, I said, one hundred dollars to my mom and a
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  hundred dollars to my sister. Oh, because I was just I was running
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  around. Ah, gotta get hierarchy on it. Anyway, Now you gotta
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  see my match fifty sir, Donald, did you come out of your sisters?
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  COOCHI they were both mothers so they got one hundred dollars. Which one's
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  your mother my sister? It's my older sister. So you know she like
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  practically raised me. Now it goes, well, you don't have I don't
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  know. My sister did a lot for me, so I raise you.
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  Yeah, essentially she didn't. That's why he's like. That's why he's the
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  way he is. Now, bitch, don't curse me. Don't curse everything.
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  You're right, she definitely raised. I'm not my sister's keeper. Y'all
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  don't know his sister. But if you think he's a little wild boy,
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  four or five more years I was adopted, so I'm not related to either
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  one of them. To be honest, he might be Na. I want
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  to be a surprised. You might be a space pod. I'll take it
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  space Na. That's nigga like Superman with no powers. Keenan, you have
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  a belly button. I do prove it. You don't have to do that.
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  It's a little fat. You don't have a he don't have an asshole.
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  It all comes out of one hole. It comes out of his fucking
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  mouth talking about his ass. That bullshit, all that bullshit you've been talking.
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  Fuck you anyway. Wait, you said you want were you about to
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  tell story? Yes? So hanging him with and her friends and they do
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  this thing called Henny Knight U steaking, Henny Knight girl steaks, drink hendy
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  good vibes. So it was like, yes, it was well done,
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  bitch, No, I was. I was concerned. I don't eat well.
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  I'm I'm a medium well guy. I'm a medium well guy, more
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  towards like the medium side. I don't need stas medium rare me. Baby,
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  No, I'm sorry, medium medium rare. Yeah, I see that
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  pink need No thank you. The key is my steak is pink. The
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  booty brother, I'm okay, Kenan booty hole don't exist. It's a new
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  agenda. Kenny don't have no booty hole before, No, I never used
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  on his ass. No, yea weird Keenan doesn't have a butthole, y'all
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  no screaming from the mountain drops. So while I never heard them, nigga
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  shut up never I'm a bust one during this episode because I'm that's a burd
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  What bust one? I ain't never heard nobody saying, go on, that's
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  crazy. Hold on? Yeah, my fault, my fault, my fault.
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  I ain't mean a bust no, no, I mean rip rips here.
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  But we over in, don I know? Somebody says, hey,
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  yo, loudest seventeen year old yea yo, man, I have not affirmed
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  myself and my sexual round again, so I can't handle things like that.
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  He yo. My only responses a yo, My only responsive negative reaction to
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  possibly vaguely homosexual things that wouldn't have said the normal person. But I'm still
• 25:37
  trying to find myself and maybe deal with the vega. I might be a
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  little bit almost, so I gotta come at dad with an a yo.
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  Okay yo, deal with that ship seventeen year old listener. Yeah that's right.
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  Put your air pods back in your ears. We're talking. We're talking
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  to you. We're talking to you, Daryl Darrel Darrel in Florida. Yeah,
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  we know what you did with Rob Meek and his wicked grades. I
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  think we would have known about we know about it. What happened now we
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  know what happened at the Crystal Burgers behind the Crystal Daryl like, how I
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  hope that somebody you can wipe, but you can't wipe the shame like black
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  you see Yeah, you're black, youngster. We have to know your old
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  listener from okay spiraling right now? Crazy, I gotta step down. Oh
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  god, sorry, I can't go ahead, horrible, I don't go to
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  Sarah Solda. So so we over there, E and I steak and Henny
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  and Keiana's friend Noel goes, oh, we need some dinner music. I
• 27:21
  know the perfect music. So she puts on the Bridges and soundtrack of What
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  the fut En? No, No, like you watched the show? You
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  ever listened to the music? Yeah, you realize that that's current music just
• 27:37
  in Bridge like the Bridges and era. No, yes, not only really
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  No, that ship was fired? Like like, what song did you hear
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  about? So they did Halo, they did, uh thank you? Next
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  they did uh what Alicia Key song? Was that? Um? This Girl's
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  on Fire? No, not just York. No, it was Slow Diary,
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  the one where she was calling Nick on the phone. Bro, the
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  ship was fired, and I'm over here like I'm interested in wait, like
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  why do I know these songs? Bro? I'm over here like, wait,
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  what is because only your kids? She's like, yeah, very thee
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  hitherto who made hi? Correspond with Michael Terry? Here Terry that I've seen
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  you at the dining hall every every fourth night. You seem to fancy the
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  the the special, the special, jot the Beni menu item, if the
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  hot chocolate mine superio officer, always telling you that I should always use water
• 28:52
  to garnish dine hot chocolate, but I always use cow's milk because I find
• 28:56
  you a little ravishing. Yes, this is the This is the waitress with
• 29:03
  the with the with a powdered wig. I was wondering them maybe sometime that
• 29:11
  we could promenade sometime outside the eating establishment. What the most knowledge? Be
• 29:22
  honest with you that I will have a chaperone for with me because I'm a
• 29:26
  woman of honest virtue. There should be no uh nefarious dealings going on forth
• 29:33
  with going on fourth I would like to meet you as soon as possible.
• 29:40
  Hold on my my ink, will pillars out of think, please correspondent to
• 29:51
  many truly yours waitress, bitch, you don't know, my bro. But
• 30:06
  I'm sitting like like I'm just like like we're just going through the music and
• 30:07
  I'm just sitting like yo, like I'm like it's sending like a black shell.
• 30:11
  That was like, no, like there's black people, but it's written
• 30:15
  by Shonda Rhymes. I'm like, that makes sense. But that ship was
• 30:18
  fire. I really wish we could when I was doing that, you put
• 30:22
  that fucking music in the background. Oh no, he was. See that's
• 30:26
  that's why you gotta have the headphones on, Mike. He was doing it
• 30:29
  get here really yeah. Nice, But either way, we don't want to
• 30:33
  deal with copyright. Yes, so we gotta do the old man you are
• 30:38
  labor shout out to the latinos. But actually, like I thought that was
• 30:42
  fire. So it was a good It was a great vibe. If you
• 30:47
  think the music is good, the goddamn show is. It's believer. I'm
• 30:53
  a bridgeton proper gameist. Now I'm beginning in on bridge of time. I'm
• 31:00
  in, bro. I watched my sister put me on. I literally like
• 31:06
  first time I watched it, I'm like, this is stupid. Within twenty
• 31:10
  minutes, I'm like, oh, this is it? Like, who is
• 31:12
  this? I was all wrong? Who like the fifth or sixth episode now
• 31:18
  the sex scene, yo, really it's one scene. I almost went to
• 31:22
  get the lotion. Come on now, I'm telling you. I'm telling you
• 31:27
  because the character the love interest, tells her about masturbation for the first time.
• 31:33
  Cool like she doesn't know about masturba She's like, you know, you
• 31:37
  can touch yourself and she's like, whatever do you mean touch yourself? And
• 31:41
  then he like explains it and like old British time, he sounds sometimes you
• 31:45
  can when you're alone in the bedroom, you can touch yourself and anywhere where
• 31:51
  it feels pleasure pulling, you keep going and sometimes it's blow and you touch.
• 32:00
  You're touching to the feeling and the swelling. Girls, the feeling swells
• 32:04
  to just feel a rap shot. Then she fucking doesn't. She comes so
• 32:09
  far, she comes hard to this all she and this is old like bird's
• 32:17
  time. They're not kissing and touching. She comes to remembering this when this
• 32:22
  nigga gave her a flower and she fucking bush he gave me a white raise
• 32:35
  rose petals chryscentimm came crazy Oh my god, his pinky touched mine, Like
• 32:43
  the impression back to this n nuts Like then they get married and then like
• 32:47
  their first night married, they like they're in the house and she's like you
• 32:51
  need. He was like, you need not dressed so formal around me,
• 32:54
  Like he takes like her like extra long glove off. She's like, should
• 33:01
  we do this? The guard. The guard there is just like he's sweating
• 33:08
  all the glove, the glove coat, like he's like he's fighting a boner.
• 33:15
  I'm supposed to be here. He's like, yo, am I supposed
• 33:16
  to be here right? Ber pants nine pounds, I have to fix trouts
• 33:25
  up. Oh my god, I gotta watch it. It's like it's about
• 33:30
  love. But yeah, next time you watch, you try and see if
• 33:37
  you can pick out what song is playing in the background. I feel like
• 33:39
  I've heard, you know, like some of the songs my my my family
• 33:43
  watched it, but I've never seen it. Yeah, Like they did Wrecking
• 33:45
  Ball, they did Dancing on my Own Signs of the Times, like it's
• 33:52
  I was like, wow, yeah, I guess that's pretty creative. West
• 33:54
  World was kind of like that. I don't know if you watch that,
• 33:57
  but I've heard what is that like future? Like I remember the show its
• 34:01
  futuristic, but the music was like setting like Cowboy times. So it was
• 34:06
  like that old timey piano. I was like, but it was playing like
• 34:12
  current songs. Yeah, it's like nice. I see the vision. Yeah.
• 34:16
  Yeah, very good show, very horny show. But are you only
• 34:22
  on burg Are you on the one on the first season episode five? Yeah?
• 34:30
  I touched myself and when I touched us all I think about as you
• 34:34
  when they think about as you when I touched myself. So that was that's
• 34:39
  nice. Speaking of horny m speaking of horny perfect though, speaking Let's get
• 34:46
  there m hm shi now money, Yeah, man, have y'all seen them?
• 34:59
  Mother fucking juggle whuggers, nigga? What the what? The fucking motherfucking
• 35:06
  milk magnums, the mothers, cobs, stoppers, their mothers like block block
• 35:12
  baby Jesus, some mother the motherfucking milk makers, No, motherfucking tis,
• 35:21
  the motherfucking boo beads, the motherfucking breasts, magnets, some motherfuck motherfucking others.
• 35:34
  I wouldn't call them other hits. Those are some pets. Some great
• 35:40
  boobs New York, great New York mobs. Great New York bulbs brand bulls,
• 35:50
  good stock, good stock, good nipples, real good nippers, good
• 35:55
  nipples like little baby toots. Yeah they said, he said, uh jall.
• 36:04
  Janelle started her arms race with with Megan Stallion. She's ad because I
• 36:09
  don't know what Megan naked first. Meg MEGTI you gotta kick, gotta keep
• 36:17
  up you kind of forty eight hours is fine. We gotta see them titties,
• 36:23
  baby, or or we'll settle for some butt crack. We need full
• 36:29
  butt crack, but full. I don't want to see her butt crack.
• 36:35
  No, not really, I've never been. I feel like we got close
• 36:37
  enough to the butt crackers as well. I'm like, I can imagine what
• 36:39
  her bud crad looks like. Nah, okay, we can imagine a lot
• 36:43
  of things, but pull them short of down. You see the whole crack.
• 36:46
  I feel like you want to see. You want to invest, you
• 36:49
  want to like inspect it, you want to see the dark marks. Yeah,
• 36:52
  he want to go eye to eye with I want to see where she
• 36:54
  goes from brown skin the dark skin. She probably get a bleach's probably hun
• 37:01
  Yeah, she definitely because she know me gotta ask out, So like if
• 37:07
  she it starts getting dark towards the creases. You gotta dark towards decreases.
• 37:13
  He got why it's darker towards the tunnel. Yeah, so you gotta keep
• 37:20
  that like lighting that tunnel. Ain't know, but she know. It's just
• 37:28
  where did this she from? She's always been horned. She guys always been
• 37:31
  horny, but she used to be fully she was wearing suits. Yeah,
• 37:36
  people mon exactly like steam Pump steam Lesbo walked around dressed like mister Peanuts.
• 37:47
  People like she's about to shut me, motherfucking house on boardwalk around with zoo
• 37:52
  suits. People were wondering, like, jail, don't collect going to the
• 37:57
  Dollee. But over the years she just started getting more free, more and
• 38:00
  more horny. No, I know she came out a few years ago.
• 38:02
  Is she was? She pans actual definitely or and I know she's non binary.
• 38:07
  So she goes by they them She still with Thompson. She was with
• 38:13
  Tessa Thompson. Where were y'all, niggas? For real? Where was I
• 38:17
  had? Because I ain't never seen him, bump, I would like to
• 38:20
  see them, true, No, it doesn't look like third together. Oh
• 38:24
  they're not together anymore. I don't like to see them bump uglies. Wait,
• 38:28
  they were actually together. It says neither officially confirmed, but they might
• 38:34
  actually out. You know, lesbian, do you ever seen queens? Latifa
• 38:37
  and her woman never been officially confirmed, but we know, we know Latiffa,
• 38:43
  We know Latifa. You and your friend just don't live together. We
• 38:45
  never believed it, my friend. Every time you acted I don't living single,
• 38:50
  you had a boyfriend, I didn't believe it. Every time Alonso,
• 38:53
  I didn't believe it. Scooter, I didn't believe it. We've seen her
• 38:58
  titties though, grand Hill, I didn't belie those are ties. Those are
• 39:00
  titties. We didn't ask to see them. We've seen. Those are the
• 39:04
  most disappointed titties. And far being from a slob like me to comment on
• 39:08
  the which I know somebody's thinking right now, purely from an objective thing,
• 39:16
  her titties look like my titties. And they were just sad looking ties because
• 39:21
  it's just really sad scene scene. I don't think you could do the prog
• 39:24
  like they look they were. Those are depressed titties. They got. Those
• 39:29
  titties were suicidal. They gotta be the wordst like those titties cut themselves at
• 39:32
  night. Oh damn, alright, Mike, you always got a ticket.
• 39:38
  Always always there's the ledge like shooting horizontal scars on the arm there. Afraid
• 39:49
  to go up because I don't really get it done. Okay, I had
• 39:53
  a really cut long stop pits, all right? Stop it. You want
• 40:01
  to be a shot up? Okay, if you really shot all right,
• 40:07
  if he was really about it. You don't want us to succeed, he
• 40:12
  don't. I want to stop. You don't want I want you to find
• 40:16
  another I want you to find another way. There's many other ways, so
• 40:22
  don't do that. You know what I'm saying. There's also many ways to
• 40:24
  continue this conversation, getting mental health because yes, mental health awareness, sure
• 40:34
  right, sure, yes, the best. I want to talk about titties.
• 40:38
  I'm not done talking about them titties. First, here we got more
• 40:43
  about you didn't watch that enough? Did you see the video Lipstick Lover the
• 40:47
  preview? And I was like, that video is hot? Like that too,
• 40:52
  that's hot. It's hot. It's hot, bro, it's it's hot.
• 40:55
  It's I'm not surprised. It's so they're looking good, all the women
• 41:01
  look good, like it's just a celebration of good looking women, and she's
• 41:06
  like touching all of them, right, She's touching them. They're kissing her
• 41:08
  on her neck. There's fucking dildos everywhere, dildo's six sex toys. Some
• 41:15
  pocket'll keep talking. I'll be back like I've been laying the head on a
• 41:22
  big fat ass kissing it. Oh my goodness, gracious, she's in a
• 41:27
  pole. It's it's other's ass everywhere. It's as everywhere. I'm not gonna
• 41:32
  act like I'm the biggest Janelle uh Janelle Monday fan. But her music is
• 41:37
  always like it's always been good. It's no, it's been horny, horny.
• 41:43
  Yeah, yeah, her music has always been you know what. But
• 41:47
  we slapping on her face, but in a nice way. The funniest part
• 41:51
  is though we saw somebody who was at her one of her shoes, and
• 41:53
  she flashed her titties there like before she put out the promo for this,
• 41:58
  so clearly that was promo for the promo or this is just how she gets
• 42:01
  down. Yeah, I mean this is who she is now, just freedom.
• 42:06
  Yeah, And she was like dancing on the bar like half naked.
• 42:08
  This is this is a movement like that. Freedom never movement. It's something
• 42:12
  nice really can get behind. This is a great video, isn't it though?
• 42:19
  Yeah? It's good stuff. Man, she's looking cherries. M hm,
• 42:24
  he's in a hot tub. Everything about that music videos. She sucks.
• 42:29
  She's talking to toes right here, m ja, that is one fifty
• 42:31
  nine. He said, He's like, do you think there's a music talking
• 42:38
  to a foot like somebody got a red bottom on. She just laying there
• 42:40
  talking to him. He thought he didn't know she sucked on the cigar like
• 42:44
  it was a dick. Yeah. I'm gonna watch this later toward the top.
• 42:51
  Right now, that's a wild video. That's a good one, all
• 42:54
  right, shout out to Jan's real quick. What's the horniest music video you've
• 43:00
  ever seen? The Hornies music video? Mu oh, Tip drop man,
• 43:05
  I don't think it's close. Hble wopper is up there. Wobble wobble.
• 43:13
  You've never seen wibble wobble, wobble wobble. I can tell you niggas well.
• 43:20
  Tip was bat and cut. Wobble Wobble was who five or four boys?
• 43:25
  How about say that gotta be something? Yeah? I was gonna say
• 43:28
  juvenile, but no, this quality is crazy. Wow, it's said auto
• 43:39
  to forty Pez and who's this fucking silk the Shocker five four boys, shock
• 43:50
  masterpe she might we do know the you know what was crazy? This is
• 43:53
  any video? It was another crazy horny one White Girls by case Casey.
• 44:00
  No Mighty Casey. Yeah, yeah, bonny seduction. That's don't even what
• 44:07
  count dad in that porn. That's a little just porn, that's poor with
• 44:10
  a horrible music track laid over it. I'm saying that just born because if
• 44:15
  if that was the case, I just put Brian bump or anything, bitches
• 44:21
  and let me put it all my thumb in't your butt? Oh he's a
• 44:25
  horrible person. You know he's a great guy. I haven't. Yeah he
• 44:30
  got touch wild video bike, Oh no, it's it's absolutely wild. But
• 44:37
  I'm saying, but the mighty Casey White girl, White girl. You never
• 44:46
  heard that never ever credit That was like after tip Drill, that was always
• 44:54
  on BT and cut that video. That yeah a mighty Casey because it's like
• 44:59
  it's a little it's like two minutes. It's like a minute or so.
• 45:02
  He's just getting headed what from a white girl? M isn't Almighty Casey,
• 45:08
  Mighty Casey, White Girl a real rap video, Like I think I made
• 45:17
  this video on PowerPoint. This looks like, oh you know it's another one,
• 45:21
  this Confernoft. That wasn't that was a natural I wasn't that I had
• 45:30
  the PSP was out and you get the UMD like yes, so unit,
• 45:38
  I mean fifty cent put out. Like where the whole Massacre album where every
• 45:43
  song had a video and just Gonferno was one of them. Boy Thatshire was
• 45:52
  good. This video looks like he was recorded on the Andy mill Knocker Show.
• 45:58
  Yes, it's many times. I was just having a fruit pioneer,
• 46:04
  but he was eating the peach or whatever. Yeah, making a lunch.
• 46:10
  You know he's getting head, just getting I was getting mopped up. Yeah,
• 46:15
  just crazy. Making a woman's sunday in the middle of the song was
• 46:25
  even like for that, like it was lounging right like who you know,
• 46:30
  he's just like gaussing is making a mess by the way all over his car.
• 46:37
  I'm like, what the Yeah, that was wild? The song wasn't
• 46:40
  even that wasn't the song for that? That wasn't So mad is a very
• 46:45
  ni is so extra bro very extra so extra Yeah that's a move licking down
• 46:54
  your head and he did it twice like he didn't the first time. Like
• 47:00
  what He's like, what is that? What does that mean? You didn't
• 47:07
  catch it? You don't catch it? Came on me again. I was
• 47:15
  like the deep blue sea just come out like what we're doing? Even we
• 47:22
  have cool j Yeah that's the lady, that's that's ladies love cool James.
• 47:34
  I'm start doing this like a shirt. Can we start the beginning of episode
• 47:40
  DJ dj el bro what's he doing? He? Why is he doing?
• 47:50
  Every time you're hooping and you score somebody in the NBA, I know the
• 47:54
  NBA player, listen then get fined like crazy? Whoever that's st you score
• 48:00
  three pointer? Nigga, just do that. I swear to God, whos
• 48:05
  the first times gonna do that? That's wo be Land Stevenson, but it's
• 48:07
  definitely steven But who could I see doing that? Now? Who's unserious?
• 48:14
  Jordan Pool Georgian. Look at the girl he's trying to pry. That would
• 48:23
  be fire Broome. I need to see that. Somebody has to do that.
• 48:28
  If you, if you're an ambient, you listen to this, just
• 48:30
  pull out the lao ja. Don't go, don't go, nigga, don't
• 48:34
  like that. I want everybody regular. When you just do something cool,
• 48:44
  you feel like you achieved something. Yeah, Kenan, you be hooping when
• 48:46
  you who you do that? Now you cut somebody off and then you see
• 48:50
  them pull up next to you. I'm gonna do that'n do stand up and
• 48:54
  I tell you, I do a punch line of like yeah man, and
• 48:58
  then that's what I told us. My I ain't putting my foot in the
• 49:00
  drawer. And they're like, oh my god, he's so fucking every time
• 49:10
  fifteen milligrams and scept meant sept decept de scept me couldn't get yourself good stuff,
• 49:22
  good stuff, good stuff. I don't understand why you do that.
• 49:24
  Oh man, he was on something. I don't know what he was on,
• 49:30
  and he was on he was on something, on anything that was on
• 49:35
  something that NBA dumb boy. At this point, bro, it's like all
• 49:44
  we can do is laugh at him. He should have did that. I
• 49:55
  stop to dread off. Now. The thing is like it wasn't even his
• 50:00
  It wasn't even his live It was like one of his boys. He was
• 50:02
  in the car riding. Yeah, there was not a lot of people in
• 50:06
  there, but whoever is friends with this. Nigga obviously was like, oh
• 50:07
  that's John Moran there, that's probably man. So the best part is his
• 50:13
  man's just recording himself. Looks at job for no bro, no more than
• 50:15
  five seconds. As soon as he does it, Joh just has the gun
• 50:19
  of and he puts the phone down like immediately like what it was like one
• 50:22
  second he was like what his friend is trying to protect, trying to help,
• 50:28
  Like Nigga even come from like what are you doing? Like the thing
• 50:31
  is And this is why I've been saying since the beginning because with Joh,
• 50:35
  like nobody cares about when you do. Just stop posting it. Stop like
• 50:39
  you need a fence to or something you not even that. Just stop posting
• 50:43
  it, bro, Just like it's just like when he gets in front of
• 50:45
  a camera, he just has to be seen where he doesn't even like hold
• 50:53
  it up, yeah, serious manner, he's like. And that's why and
• 50:57
  that's why, and that's why I kept saying I think he's a fake tough
• 51:00
  guyler like a potholder. Yeah, like you're not really about that shit,
• 51:06
  Like just stop, you're not about that? Every time? Ye like a
• 51:14
  time holding ship like child's game being put that ship down, nigga, Like
• 51:21
  this is memphishh lose your money, black man, black man, lose your
• 51:25
  money, black man. Welcome the man's beach, Like nigga just put the
• 51:29
  gun down, broke. I don't get it. I mean something wrong with
• 51:32
  the man. He's just dumb. He's just really dumb. He's maybe he
• 51:37
  might have a touch of the tism. I don't know. He got to
• 51:39
  be got that boy hypnotized man every point, but he listened. Was it
• 51:46
  was a young boy high off that motherfucking Tennessee barbecue sauce, off that that
• 51:52
  pork rum, that Nashville hot, that natural hot boy hot chicken, got
• 51:59
  his mind and fried this this this is gonna be one of those situations where
• 52:01
  the argument is like, I see, I told you rap music is making
• 52:05
  these niggas crazy. So now I'm looking at it like, no, just
• 52:07
  him crazy, this nigga crazy. But I understand why you're saying it,
• 52:14
  because this is the second the old niggas are doing, are doing a lap
• 52:16
  right now, like so yeah, the ship boys in your mind, Well,
• 52:21
  Shannon Sharp was spitting you see what he was saying. What it's like
• 52:23
  a ten minute monologue. I can'tnderstand. I can listen to the Shannon Sharp
• 52:29
  talk all day. Skip, it's the thing that I want disappointed Skip,
• 52:32
  like Nigga, I should pisses me off, Get the funk out of here.
• 52:37
  It's not that I'm just the point of Skip. I'm not mad at
• 52:39
  Dan Marint no move. I'm not mad at the great Like the lists,
• 52:46
  what do you? I don't hear no list when he talks, because you
• 52:50
  got you, I don't have a list. Who you hear for sure?
• 52:55
  I don't hear that Southern accent on that. Yeah it's not that hard skill,
• 53:06
  but I don't hear that that's on anything else? Got a listen,
• 53:09
  bad action and a stutter. Yeah, he got the Holy the Unholy Trinity,
• 53:14
  the Unholy tri impediments. But I mean they got his cocktail, a
• 53:20
  bad speech. I heard. The counter argument was, what's the problem If
• 53:24
  the gun is registered and it's his, the problem is probably big. The
• 53:29
  problem is a week ago, Nigga, stay away from the guns. The
• 53:34
  problem. Yeah, the problem is that's just like you know what, alcohol
• 53:37
  is legal, But if you just got a d Y and I see you
• 53:39
  drinking, maybe you should like not like chill out. Don't be seen.
• 53:45
  Just don't be seen, don't you relax, don't be seen doing the shit,
• 53:49
  just just chill maybe. But and also the thing about it is what
• 53:53
  makes it look crazy is the fact that he did it the first time.
• 53:57
  Everybody's he made a mistake, that he went to that fake that's rehab.
• 54:00
  Like I said, I'm like nigga, he was down in Florida doing nothing,
• 54:02
  made him and made him apologize, and then he does that stupid ass
• 54:06
  sit down interview with Jalen Rose, and Jalen Rose was going on, well,
• 54:08
  I used to be that same young guy, and you got Stephen Jackson.
• 54:13
  Yeah, I'm an og get shut up, like, come on,
• 54:16
  bro, and then and they just turned around remedial guy. Shut up.
• 54:22
  I got a video he was talk about you still claiming to be a blood
• 54:24
  like a week of fifty. Shut up. So it's just the fact that
• 54:30
  this is the second time out here banging for the pot and our law like
• 54:35
  what choose one? I don't know, man, Like it doesn't make sense,
• 54:43
  Like he's just dumb, and I hope he does better. But as
• 54:46
  you can see, the niggas even like it's just that niggah here, I
• 54:52
  mean. And my thing is like he thinks he's a gangster, he's not.
• 54:54
  And I see the video. He thinks he's a crip. He thought
• 54:58
  him neighborhood, you know, all the ship. I'm like Memphish, Tennessee.
• 55:00
  He's not even from Memphis, nigga for South Carolina. Small town in
• 55:04
  South South Carolina, extremely small neighborhood in South Carolina. Sixties is not where
• 55:09
  you were rolland's rolland sixties because and not where you at in South Carolina.
• 55:15
  Man, shut up, it doesn't make sense. Shut up. Then he
• 55:19
  went to college and then you went to college, and he went to Murray
• 55:22
  State. Yeah, where where's that? Illinois? You tell me, basketball
• 55:27
  man, another place where there's not rolling sixties. I think it's Illinois.
• 55:30
  I could be wrong, let me know. Just like Kentucky was even worse
• 55:35
  that, Yeah, even worse though there's yeah, nothing's moving in Kentucky.
• 55:38
  So there's a couple of things moving. I'm sure, big old white women,
• 55:45
  big white women, fried chicken, horses and Calipari horse and horses,
• 55:52
  whiskey, whiskey. Kentucky Derby definitely moving. Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:57
  Crip ain't Yeah, not crip fucking anthy Hamilton. What was that group?
• 56:08
  Who's the rep group? He was group he was when he first came out,
• 56:15
  MJ. You don't come out. No, he had a song with
• 56:16
  him. Oh, I'm talking about slum Village. Nah no, now boling,
• 56:23
  He continued shout the sung village. I love them. I was bumping
• 56:27
  him this weekend. What nappy ro about the slum nappy roots? Nappy roots?
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  Yeah, differently that group. Though we've had this, he wasn't in
• 56:37
  the group when he was a Yes, anyway, wait what every time you
• 56:43
  bring up something villags? I'm like, yeah, I fucked with him.
• 56:45
  He was like, listen about some you do this every time? Do you
• 56:47
  know about that young blood every What do you know about slum village? How?
• 56:53
  Yeah, guys, I'm not trying to be that guy, but I'm
• 56:57
  curious. I listened to it a lot of music because but I'm saying,
• 57:00
  like for someone who I know you, I know you're not a big rapper.
• 57:04
  Who who the fuck is t Grizzly like what he knows? He knows?
• 57:09
  El's ill. He's like, yeah, that's that little brother. Yeah,
• 57:15
  I love little Brother. I love all the songs they did with Ja.
• 57:17
  It was very mental Cardi B. Obviously it's a difference of yeah,
• 57:27
  but like that was with me com Keenan's here for the real hip hop,
• 57:32
  hip hop, hip hop, hip hop, hip hop in I love Black
• 57:45
  Star Black Star Babies one of the best albums of all time. Well,
• 57:49
  tang nigga, you don't know? I love Cappadonna, solo nigga, no
• 57:55
  capa? Who the who the fuck is quabo? What is that? Is
• 58:06
  that a new drink? Is that? Is that? Drake? Drink?
• 58:13
  Drink that? So? What? What? What? What's that? What?
• 58:21
  Was like like like what do you want me to say? Like how
• 58:24
  does you want to answer that question? Like what's your favorite what? What's
• 58:30
  your favorite song? Like what are your songs? You know? Don't remember
• 58:32
  to be selfish? Is it selfish? Is it all? No? No
• 58:37
  that you got damn uh the one on the other album before that? Oh
• 58:45
  album? Real? Fuck Mike, what's the song? What's the song?
• 58:52
  My mind? Was it a the look of love? No? I'm disappointed
• 59:01
  this shit? What album am I looking for? Have some background protic?
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  I don't know what so this nigga? Don't none at village. I don't
• 59:12
  know the village. Look for Keenan just looking you know who they used to
• 59:15
  work Okay? Do you that they we used to work with Jay Diller?
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  M Now you're bringing up names. I don't know names. I just listened
• 59:22
  to music. You know what I did? I say that I was the
• 59:28
  biggest beater. Now I was just saying, what did you say? Keenan's
• 59:31
  bringing off all that? Ye hold on, brother, Yeah, crossing platforms
• 59:38
  and one of which isn't recorded. I'm not the biggest slum villain readers,
• 59:45
  what are you doing the slums off pot jargon? Keenan, I'm saying.
• 59:54
  I'm just saying, I got some of these music and my playlist and it
• 59:59
  comes to right now? Is it closer? No, I really can't.
• 1:00:07
  I think I know where you're at. Village he knows the Kanye era slum
• 1:00:10
  Villa sounds like, yeah, you don't know that. So the fantastic slum
• 1:00:15
  village and that's okay. Oh No, I was singing the song tainted.
• 1:00:21
  Oh that's a good song, saying that era right there right there, that
• 1:00:30
  era of like Midwest music very good when Kanye was like still running down the
• 1:00:37
  doors like he was known in Midwest, but he wasn't he really pop,
• 1:00:40
  yet making some good music, still making his name, still making his name,
• 1:00:45
  and then um, we need that Kanye back. I mean he got
• 1:00:52
  a new woman. You've seen this new woman? Whatever was something that she
• 1:00:54
  looked like Kim K and Rose at the same time. It's weird, my
• 1:01:00
  man, gotta take the mix two of your favorite exes and them. I
• 1:01:06
  guess he definitely has a tighten his white women for sure, because that woman
• 1:01:09
  was white. That's for shirt. Yeah, for shit show. But no,
• 1:01:15
  what was I about? The same about you know what? Was another
• 1:01:19
  underrated artist on that time. Dwaywe Yeah, dweeleg is really good again.
• 1:01:24
  He makes coffee shop music for blacks. He does. Every time I hear
• 1:01:31
  his music, I feel like I'm in Everything is brown. I feel like
• 1:01:38
  a right around the key. In the day when they made commercials from black
• 1:01:42
  people, the background was always monochromatic. Yeah, they're a lot of browns
• 1:01:47
  oranges. Get in touch with your soul with mcs like, why there actually,
• 1:01:58
  why is there a brown rainbow my screen? I remember when McDonald's was
• 1:02:01
  doing like the McCafe commercials. They had one with Duel on it. Remember
• 1:02:07
  that he was singing when I tell you to this day. That is some
• 1:02:10
  of the smoothest shit. I've never wanted to jingle from a commercial met it
• 1:02:15
  to a full song, so very bad. Chris, come your pa beside
• 1:02:24
  me singing on that burger king commercial Chris beach Chicken. Wasn't little Jenny Raps
• 1:02:37
  player? Yeah, yeah, I forgot about this. It's all brown everything,
• 1:02:47
  everything's neo soul. McDonald's commercial. Yeah, he was like, you
• 1:02:58
  know, the McDonald's office came to like, what's your name, dwelle?
• 1:03:00
  Is it um? Yeah? We just need a little jingle for the McDon
• 1:03:04
  for the McDonald's McCafe. Nothing too crazy, don't get make it so smooth
• 1:03:08
  that a pane is to get the wetons fall right off. And then he
• 1:03:12
  comes and sing himself into Yeah, we'll put that in production of media playtime.
• 1:03:22
  We're recording. Man, he can do it again. He can do
• 1:03:24
  it all night long. He can do it all night and please, don't
• 1:03:30
  you worry about that. It's duellebet we got on hair. Oh yeah,
• 1:03:38
  what's what's up again? So let put like the Daily Loud and all those
• 1:03:42
  yo. Surprisingly, not surprisingly, they're all run by white people. White
• 1:03:47
  people are just non black people. But we had some good news come out.
• 1:03:51
  Um, Jamie Fox is actually bro going into positive direction. I was
• 1:03:55
  trying to, okay, yeah, but it was reported that he was his
• 1:04:01
  family was fearing the worst. That's what daily laughter, not even fearing preparing,
• 1:04:04
  preparing for the worst. Yeah, And then his daughter had to come
• 1:04:09
  out and say, um, I'll just read it. H update from the
• 1:04:13
  family. Sad to see how the media runs wild. My dad has been
• 1:04:15
  out of the hospital for weeks recuperating. In fact, he was playing pickleball
• 1:04:19
  yesterday. Thanks for everyone's prayers and support. Like that, Is it bad
• 1:04:26
  that the only thing I got from that is? What the fuck is pickleballs?
• 1:04:31
  Yeah, Mike, don't touch grass. Mike's not act. It's like
• 1:04:35
  tennis, but like badminton with have like a ping pong paddle, yea,
• 1:04:41
  a big ping pong paddle, a big ping pong paddle. It's a little
• 1:04:44
  active game. It's like a new it is a newer sport. I guess
• 1:04:47
  you could say, yeah, it's like ping pong with a baseball. That's
• 1:04:51
  the best way. It's like a tennis ball. It's like small tennis,
• 1:04:56
  yeah, small court tennis, but the pickle ball is harder than tennis.
• 1:05:00
  Well, like that ship is actually really yeah yeah, so it can't bounce
• 1:05:02
  us. Yeah yeah, well that's what that is. So and you gotta
• 1:05:06
  move around a little bit to do that. So, but that's what you
• 1:05:10
  know. Ever, since that first report came out, Mi's like whenever that
• 1:05:15
  when when that first report came out, I'm like, bro, I don't
• 1:05:18
  understand where they're getting this from because the family has been so private the whole
• 1:05:21
  time. Excuse me, how would anybody get this information? Like, I
• 1:05:27
  feel like they only did it to make somebody from the family come out and
• 1:05:29
  speak out, which just fucked up it is, but that's what happened.
• 1:05:33
  But that's what happened. They were like, Yo, let's just get We're
• 1:05:36
  just gonna throw something. If it sticks, it sticks. If not,
• 1:05:39
  somebody's gonna come out and say it's not true. But at least we get
• 1:05:41
  something. They just want to be the first per the first people to if
• 1:05:44
  it was going bad. But oh first, Hey, that's what the media
• 1:05:48
  is, NASA. It's not it's not about who's right right first, who's
• 1:05:54
  first? Yeah hey that was years ago. Yeah, but yeah, I'm
• 1:05:58
  gonna bend that against Daily Loud say cheese block on all of them. Um,
• 1:06:01
  what's the one it came out that the pastor was behind it? Oh
• 1:06:06
  um um TD Jake's yeah, yeah he does. Uh was this a shade
• 1:06:11
  room, Yeah, shade room. Yeah, his company runs the shade room
• 1:06:15
  a bad Yeah that TT Jake's runs the shade room. Yeah, you know,
• 1:06:21
  directly, yeah, directly. Sorry. Yeah. And it's a fact.
• 1:06:26
  It's not like people are just saying that it's it's like its production company
• 1:06:28
  or whatever it is. M So it's like, what does the church have
• 1:06:30
  to do with like I mean, or like his media company, whatever it
• 1:06:35
  is, whatever it is, it's aligned with him. That's crazy. That's
• 1:06:39
  crazy because it's not sending a positive message to the community in my opinion,
• 1:06:44
  Like it's not. I'm just like, none of those pages I want to
• 1:06:46
  get into, like on a Christian level, which I'm like the ship you're
• 1:06:50
  putting out there, Yeah, what is it? What is I'm just checking
• 1:06:56
  that. Yeah, we're gonna die. I know talking you don't hear that
• 1:07:02
  sounds like running water. It's like my higher Oh I can't, Oh you
• 1:07:06
  are, but that's still ye oh sorry guys. Um. We we had
• 1:07:15
  to we had to confer for a second instead of my high Yeah you are,
• 1:07:17
  yeah, you are, but you good though, Uh guy, what
• 1:07:23
  the sticking sucking snicking bugged out looking into they're doing himself? But wait,
• 1:07:38
  my man just at a burger was the four port? Because we need a
• 1:07:45
  m J cam man, never do it, we have a secret hidden camp.
• 1:07:50
  Keep asking for that in new YouTube comments, keep doing it, keep
• 1:07:53
  doing it down it means a new camera. I mean he already has more
• 1:08:01
  more more with the individuals. Yeah, and I'm like back to we're saying
• 1:08:06
  like I don't even want to say, like on a Christian level, as
• 1:08:12
  as he's a pastor you look on the Shade room and so a lot of
• 1:08:16
  other ships yet so that's a little odd. Yeah, interesting that But yeah,
• 1:08:26
  like I'm not surprised that all these pages are run by non black people.
• 1:08:30
  More specifically, it's not more so white people. That doesn't shock me
• 1:08:33
  at all. Um, I'm curious, but not really curious to see how
• 1:08:40
  we will react as a community. I'm talking about mostly people of color.
• 1:08:45
  Black people will react knowing this information, and that's it. And I'm that's
• 1:08:53
  pretty much the answer I was gleaning towards like it's probably not, which is
• 1:08:57
  a shame because this is where this stuff comes from. Its like we keep
• 1:09:03
  and they're talking to the black community, so it's directed. It's directed to
• 1:09:06
  us, like it's directed. They report on things they know we would that
• 1:09:11
  black people would care. And my big problem is which say cheese. I
• 1:09:15
  ain't kind of daily loud where they just put something up and it's like it
• 1:09:18
  could be a misleading headline or disinformation, just anything, but they don'ts no
• 1:09:25
  additional links. They just say this is the information and then just leaving.
• 1:09:28
  Fucking Twitter has to take it up on itself to be like, all right,
• 1:09:30
  well this is where this came from and this is not true. Like
• 1:09:32
  how Twitter does that? Now? I do too, Like it's great,
• 1:09:34
  the best new features they had, Yeah, that's probably the best thing that
• 1:09:39
  they've done. The only good thing. Yeah, the only good thing.
• 1:09:42
  And the replies in the messages, that's it. Yeah, that's that was
• 1:09:45
  nice. That's got me, got me there. But the rest yeah rest,
• 1:09:48
  yes, yeah, yeah I don't. I don't know. I blocked
• 1:09:54
  all those pages. I mean I I never really paid too much attention to
• 1:09:57
  them anyway, but after seeing that, I was like, yeah, I'm
• 1:09:59
  done. That's why we need the gatekeep a little bit more, we really
• 1:10:02
  do. How do we start? We are there, this is where we
• 1:10:09
  start. We start by saying those outlets fuck them. Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:10:15
  that's yeah, that's where we start. That is how you start.
• 1:10:18
  You condemn the the outlets that are using our people and our culture and not
• 1:10:27
  really you're not employing people of the culture. Because when I look at these
• 1:10:30
  CEOs of people who are making the most money from these companies that if our
• 1:10:35
  culture doesn't without our culture, they don't move or exist. Right, You're
• 1:10:41
  I don't see no black faces in there, So that tells me where you're
• 1:10:45
  where. We're starting off already, we're already on a bad note. So
• 1:10:47
  you need to go so And I mean, I have this reputation on the
• 1:10:55
  pod for being like anti whatever, like anti capitalists, anti white saying both
• 1:11:03
  um like and I don't mind, like listen, it is what it is.
• 1:11:09
  I love I love everybody. But I'm saying when you have it's just
• 1:11:14
  like we're not allowed to do that over there, that we're not we can't
• 1:11:19
  go talking about make networks that talk about white culture and like different things that
• 1:11:27
  go on there or whatever culture they have going on. It's not not interesting.
• 1:11:35
  There's nothing. It's not interesting to us, but it's not even interesting
• 1:11:40
  to them. Because that's why over here we gotta broad We got a broaden,
• 1:11:45
  We got a broaden our perspective. There's a lot of people that don't
• 1:11:47
  give a shit about the shit room a lot of shit. So there's something
• 1:11:51
  out there for them that we don't know about. Someone that went with the
• 1:11:56
  page. It's called like pop stars and somebody that oh yeah, yeah it's
• 1:11:58
  shit like that, she like that that we don't give a shit about.
• 1:12:01
  Yeah, I'll be seeing on him, like, who the fuck are these
• 1:12:03
  people? We can set a pop page, yeah, but it's never gonna
• 1:12:06
  We're not a pop I'll start to tweet about Supreme Claudia tomorrow, talk about
• 1:12:13
  I'll bring more Selena go. James Leroy and whoever the he's black, Na,
• 1:12:17
  that's Harry Styles and James. You didn't know that always you might be
• 1:12:25
  thinking James James Blake yet Yeah, thanks, sorry, James Austin. There's
• 1:12:30
  a whole bunch of white people, like I'm saying what I'm saying, I
• 1:12:33
  got you. We ain't allowed to thrive like that and exploit that culture and
• 1:12:38
  make mad money and get it, will never even get off the guard and
• 1:12:42
  be held to a high regard like like that Daily Louder that's held in high
• 1:12:45
  regard. Should we try it as a social experiment to see what happens?
• 1:12:48
  We could? Well, y'all gonna talk about when I do that. I
• 1:12:50
  mean I'll just started to Twitter page and start tweeting about only white people shit
• 1:12:54
  Like Kevin Ba. Does Carrie Bradshaw have nine feet babe to be a tabloid?
• 1:13:01
  He's mixing people? He Terry brad Ky Brashaw. That's a real person.
• 1:13:09
  Oh like the character on Sex in the City is that who that is?
• 1:13:13
  No, Terry Bradshaw played for the scary Brashaw. That's a real person.
• 1:13:16
  I'm not I'm not that. I think Terry brad Terry Bradshaw is a
• 1:13:20
  fictional character from Sex in the City. Mike does not know white people,
• 1:13:28
  Sarah Sarah, Jessica Park. He does. And the funny thing about it,
• 1:13:31
  they love me. They fucking love me people. It's like a fucking
• 1:13:38
  carry It's like I'm a fucking cat, Like, why do all these rats
• 1:13:43
  keep coming up to me? Dude? They don't they know? They know
• 1:13:46
  I'm ready to eat don't you know I'm hungry. Oh yeah, it's simple.
• 1:13:50
  All you gotta do is find information from another source and just put it
• 1:13:55
  like it's your own, like you found it out, just chatpd Yeah,
• 1:13:58
  just put it out. That's what they do. M I bet you if
• 1:14:00
  you say, there's a movie what's her name, Carrie Bradshaw starting in their
• 1:14:04
  own movie that contraction Sex in the City reboot coming soon. Exactly easy,
• 1:14:12
  let's try it. Let's take over a white older what's got a magazine?
• 1:14:16
  Mister social media? Cannybody tweet like you? Oh my god, I'll stand
• 1:14:23
  you got it? They can't, they can't. What are y'all gonna call
• 1:14:27
  the magazine? No, not a magazine, just a page? What we
• 1:14:30
  call it? Salt today? What you saw today? But it's like olive
• 1:14:39
  saltine, like saltine. That was like a saltine jokes, m how about
• 1:14:48
  something I think we could do it in space? Do it? I think
• 1:14:53
  sal today? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Like, what's
• 1:14:57
  happening? I don't think that's gonna work out. That's not happening at all.
• 1:15:04
  What up y'all? Now? What's going on? What's happening. What's
• 1:15:09
  the HAPs? Get to try? Give me a couple of weeks called the
• 1:15:13
  HAPs HAPs HAPs. That's very corny. That's gonna get a list, so
• 1:15:19
  throw up. It's perfect exactly. Let me see at the HAPs. At
• 1:15:24
  the HAPs according to the HAPs blah blah blah blah blah. Yes, carry
• 1:15:29
  bradshaw ye according to the Hap that would be funny shit that should gain tracks.
• 1:15:38
  And you talking to a white person so on the HAPs, yeah,
• 1:15:41
  written, and I'm just talking to Taylor Swift is actually going for president?
• 1:15:45
  You don't say, huh. There's no Twitter page for the HAPs, now
• 1:15:50
  there is. Now. I really think you should make this though for real,
• 1:15:58
  I'm doing that HAPs. Oh my gosh, A subsidies not swear,
• 1:16:04
  I swear. Let this game any kind of traction. I'm done. I
• 1:16:09
  mean it's very simple. I tweet. You gotta get one good motor,
• 1:16:14
  one good tweet. That's all it's gonna take. Man, you just turn
• 1:16:16
  on who are so who are we gonna? Who are you gonna? Who
• 1:16:19
  are we gonna accuse of being gay? Mike? You don't have to come
• 1:16:23
  up with fake stories. Thing that's literally where it is. It can eat
• 1:16:28
  them. So who are we going to accuse of being gay? Easy?
• 1:16:30
  Tom Holland? M Yes, Tom Holland cheat on with Harry Styles not too
• 1:16:47
  big. That was gonna say, no, you gotta go. Oh,
• 1:16:50
  who's the nigga that please me from breaking bad? Why that nigga? Look
• 1:16:59
  just That's how you know we got the perfect because y'all haven't heard of this
• 1:17:05
  white boy in years. Every soon as a kid, nicky, damn it?
• 1:17:15
  How did you know that's who he was thinking of best friend from He
• 1:17:25
  went from filming Big Daddy to call it Tom Hollen Big Daddy out of this.
• 1:17:30
  This is what I was hoping he would get so because all people,
• 1:17:33
  No, I don't think you'll understand how crazy that all people to name?
• 1:17:38
  How did you know that niggas a friends My nigga's like the Marian Jimmy Fallen.
• 1:17:45
  He's like she has a long back and he's like tell us swim like
• 1:17:53
  you know he was going and nothing boy from store little Yes, a little
• 1:17:57
  like Mike Mike Yes, singh need help. I don't understand that that's funny.
• 1:18:05
  Jamie gry McGuire, Yes, yes, that would be crazy when he
• 1:18:12
  finds out. Yes, we'll talk about who is it come up? Crazy
• 1:18:17
  shout black was in there gonna get the tweeter Lakers games just be looking at
• 1:18:24
  him like, huh did you have said you get right now? The first
• 1:18:34
  story? What you mean? Baby? Well, according to the Hats on
• 1:18:38
  their first post ever right now, the half saying you're in the date with
• 1:18:42
  Johnathan lip Nikki are you? They have forty two followers, babe, they
• 1:18:50
  have forty two followers. Tweet y'all. I just want to thank at the
• 1:18:57
  Hats for exposing the cheating line Tom Holland for what he is. I will
• 1:19:02
  now dedicating the next season of Euphoria to the HAPs stupid it's seven niggas.
• 1:19:12
  There's seven grown black men. Oh god, thanks and day I need right
• 1:19:27
  it becomes real, right be the CEO of the HAPs, rivaling e News
• 1:19:36
  the rounds on Facebook. Oh man, see that's the that's what we gotta
• 1:19:40
  start for real. Oh oh yeah. They don't. They don't believe anything.
• 1:19:43
  They don't get idiots that that means could be defrond to hell. They'll
• 1:19:49
  still believe that it had been copied from Facebook, reposted to Insineagram, brought
• 1:19:57
  back in an email, sit in the and WhatsApp. Then doubled back into
• 1:20:01
  Twitter through WhatsApp one more time, Jamaican WhatsApp and African WhatsApp. Somebody didn't
• 1:20:12
  it's been messed up so long, so they didn't put it in a fucking
• 1:20:15
  photoshop app and hiding the contrast and the sharpness. So now people really used
• 1:20:23
  me, and they'll be like, did you know that Jesus is coming in
• 1:20:28
  two weeks? Unless you turn your door knobs to the left, share this
• 1:20:31
  with twenty people. Oh my god, bro, people really used me first
• 1:20:35
  sharing the deep share this meme or the hurricanes will stop forever if if if
• 1:20:45
  you don't click your heels three times and share to share it to with four
• 1:20:49
  friends saying that you love Jesus, it'll never rain again. People really that
• 1:20:57
  that's crazy. I used to get that dump ship from like bro, like
• 1:21:02
  maybe with a block Auntie's and shit, I just don't show me that nuts
• 1:21:09
  up. Go on the Facebook, bro, I'm on my Facebook. I
• 1:21:12
  don't go on the Facebook. I'll be on Facebook here and there. I
• 1:21:15
  just yet I still don't. I just scroll what I'm saying. Look at
• 1:21:18
  what the dumb people are saying. Well, yeah, once I found out
• 1:21:21
  like all the white people we grew up with racist that's what. Yeah.
• 1:21:26
  Oh yeah when we found yeah, I was we found a lot of the
• 1:21:28
  white people were friends with were very racist. I was like, I was
• 1:21:31
  an eye opener. I was like, damn, we was cool, No
• 1:21:34
  idea you hated. That wasn't Mike Brown. That was an eye openers going
• 1:21:42
  on to it on Facebook like niggers like what happened? This is what they
• 1:21:47
  heard about? They hate America so much? Like what if you guys don't
• 1:21:51
  like America, then you can lead? He was agies every day, weggie,
• 1:22:00
  motherfucking ass, you hate America? Bitch? Oh come, they wouldn't
• 1:22:04
  get shot if they were just knocker. Just don't run from the police,
• 1:22:09
  and maybe you won't like die. I'm like, oh, like not a
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  good one. There's always just dudes that like laughing. They go to They
• 1:22:16
  joined the military because I don't nobody else want them dumb asses. And now
• 1:22:23
  they think I'm proud of America because I followed I followed Papers and four dicks
• 1:22:31
  for three years, and I ran combat drills on the weekend every every third
• 1:22:38
  weekend for two years. I was a reserve. See, but they're not
• 1:22:43
  worse than the one I'm always cleaned my guns, but I never filed it
• 1:22:45
  before. I don't know how to fire, but I could clean the gun
• 1:22:49
  in the Jeffer because yeah, man, my dogs charging my fat wife,
• 1:23:02
  Jacks gives were little the bear a bro and I'll shake back God him Trump
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  don't come back. I like my taxes lower. Just Bobby came back.
• 1:23:15
  My taxes were dumb. Well, you shmost chicken calls Bobby Bobby exe just
• 1:23:26
  high and the drunk, fucking dumb dumb. Yeah. So what I was
• 1:23:36
  gonna say was the ones who are worse than that are the ones who like,
• 1:23:42
  didn't go to war, and they have all the the the American flags
• 1:23:45
  on the back of maybe the most patriot You're a pussy. Maybe the most
• 1:23:49
  patriotic because they don't go over there. So niggas, you're a fucking mortgage
• 1:23:55
  processor, all that, you're a loan processor. You're accounting. They're fucking
• 1:24:01
  accounting. Mitch, calm the fuck down. I'll be shooting bad at this
• 1:24:10
  is what I do. The al Carter up got a USA tie right next
• 1:24:18
  to it's sucking vagina. Oh my god, don't tread on me. I
• 1:24:29
  hate for those we don't tread on people, stickers or whatever. He now
• 1:24:35
  what is all good? The most annoying one to me is what is the
• 1:24:39
  one they made up for? It sounds like fuck Biden or something like that.
• 1:24:42
  Oh, let's go Brandon, Let's go Brandon. Yeah, that shit
• 1:24:45
  is so cringey, bro man, it's like a crazy let's go Brandon.
• 1:24:49
  I'm like, it's crazy language when they're being racist exactly, like get the
• 1:24:54
  fuck out. You don't know, I know that, Like, so let's
• 1:24:58
  go. They know that, you know, but I want you to know
• 1:25:00
  to know. Yeah, but they want to look at you like if you
• 1:25:02
  know you know. But it's weird because if when it was when you call
• 1:25:05
  him out of like no, it's gonna say stand on it, because it
• 1:25:10
  was weird when Trump was president because they were like, oh, you should
• 1:25:12
  respect to who it is or regardless of who the president exactly, that's your
• 1:25:15
  president. And now it's someone they don't want m let's go Brandon. Yeah,
• 1:25:21
  it's interesting. I just white. Yeah, suck tell you. And
• 1:25:30
  it's the fucking the dumb niggas that want to be like vote for Kanye.
• 1:25:34
  I just hate when people like focus politics but they only use it to it
• 1:25:40
  like they only um frame their views upon how it affects them specifically, like
• 1:25:48
  oh, under this president, my taxes were this, or under this I
• 1:25:54
  made more money, or my income was this, so therefore this resident it
• 1:26:00
  was blank. I hate when people I made more money on the Trump,
• 1:26:02
  so therefore Trump was good, or I paid more gas. There's literally people
• 1:26:10
  that frame their entire political decisions finding the gas price during the gas was high
• 1:26:16
  under providing findings awful? What not true? Hi been high in my life,
• 1:26:26
  like Ni, It's never not been. It's been going up for the
• 1:26:29
  past fifteen years. Man, fuck off, it's always been settling, going
• 1:26:35
  up. You fucking Nema tod like, I don't know what it's been.
• 1:26:45
  Speaking of Twitter, there was a a threat that I got a lot of
• 1:26:50
  enjoyment out of. I wish Q was here to celebrate it with me.
• 1:26:53
  Oh God, the Fast and the furious. What's Kevin on stage? He
• 1:27:00
  put up? Yeah, he said, wanted to become like unbelieva ridiculous,
• 1:27:04
  ye said. There were some good moments in that series. I'm trying to
• 1:27:09
  think of the like me personally watching when Letty came back, when Letty came
• 1:27:15
  Wait, no, no, no, no, No, he wasn't really
• 1:27:16
  dead. Was that the Asian? No, the Asian due right, Asian
• 1:27:19
  dude might be worse. Yes. That that's when I was like, no,
• 1:27:23
  that's too late. It wasn't. No, it was much earlier.
• 1:27:26
  It was much earlier where they just said but nothing matters. I think,
• 1:27:30
  Yeah, So I think that's when my question started to arise when the age,
• 1:27:33
  When the age, because I was watching, I remember watching like all
• 1:27:36
  right, this is a man, this is fake. But then when I
• 1:27:39
  now, I'm like, all right, they're suing the storyline. Now,
• 1:27:42
  now that's working with the storyline because I watched him die. We all watched
• 1:27:45
  him die, and but that, but he can't be in the movie anymore.
• 1:27:50
  He died when they tried to get the safe through Brazil or whatever.
• 1:27:54
  That one is sick. They're dragging it safe through Brazil with two souped up
• 1:27:59
  charge, just turning corners, flattening cars, using it as a weapon,
• 1:28:04
  weapon, weaponizing, killing people a safe. Now when the rock flexed and
• 1:28:11
  broke his uh yeah, that threw him in the car and all that that
• 1:28:17
  was the lasting like I'm ever going to the movies. I'm never paid for
• 1:28:23
  this movie. I'm never watching this series again, he was just like,
• 1:28:29
  I don't know what fashion furious it was. It was in the beginning though,
• 1:28:31
  but they were like in a beach area and then like they did a
• 1:28:33
  race and then for some reason he had he did the whole race or like
• 1:28:39
  had the race in reverse and one and it was at Pat's house. Was
• 1:28:45
  watching what but it wasn't just reverse. The car was on fire. Ye
• 1:28:53
  going get reverse and he was like, you know what, I need to
• 1:28:56
  boost up a little bit, let me hit this nos he had turbo on
• 1:28:59
  five verse and one like that one that bloom the fuck up doesn't matter.
• 1:29:04
  I'm black, doesn't matter. That was another one where Vin Diesel got crushed
• 1:29:13
  by the entire parking lot. He lifted it up. He's sick, bro,
• 1:29:20
  Just even that's too early, Like Ven Diesel, just be a DC
• 1:29:25
  superhero. This is what you really want to do. What about when the
• 1:29:28
  when the Rock had the helicopter by the change and my man was Black Adam
• 1:29:35
  before Black Adam was the thing? What the fuck? He was just a
• 1:29:39
  police officer exactly. He was just he was a he was a sergeant,
• 1:29:45
  he was made level, he had a boss. He sergeant doing all that
• 1:29:54
  that's crazy. It's crazy. Even the dialogue between Paul Walker and Tyree forget,
• 1:30:00
  don't worry about it, I don't want to talk about Was that a
• 1:30:03
  serious line? I don't he actually that was supposed to be a serious thing
• 1:30:11
  because Terres asked him something and he was like, hey, I don't want
• 1:30:14
  to talk about a cub. It was like he said, forget about a
• 1:30:16
  cub. Like I'm like that. That's that's that that was filmed during that
• 1:30:25
  one take. They didn't do anything else. It was like they're like,
• 1:30:29
  we got the feeling, Oh my god, should to be They even had
• 1:30:32
  to take one. You should take two billion and one only forget about it?
• 1:30:43
  Oh? I said forget about it? Cut like zooming on his face
• 1:30:46
  just made serious? Is that is that one ms? It should be?
• 1:30:53
  I forget about it? You know what he's talking about. Oh my gosh,
• 1:30:59
  you know what he's talking about. He said, forget about yo yo
• 1:31:02
  yo. He said about it. That's crazy. He said this crazy,
• 1:31:12
  This one teacher. He wants us to all forget. But we won't.
• 1:31:15
  We won't. We won't too late, we won't. Old Paully Wally come,
• 1:31:25
  he's this one teacher on TikTok. That gives his students actual credit if
• 1:31:28
  they make him laugh. So this one student came up to, like,
• 1:31:31
  what's stronger than family? What the treat that Paul Walker hit? I was
• 1:31:36
  like, did the teacher laugh? He was like, go sit down.
• 1:31:45
  He probably laughed later. That's one. That's one you can't reward him instally.
• 1:31:50
  You gotta give him his problem on the side. You say, hey,
• 1:31:58
  Sandris, come here, little fist bumping. Then ship keep it up.
• 1:32:04
  That the whole they're making another one though, oh yes, there supposed
• 1:32:09
  to be a three par yes, they know nothing out of the sick part
• 1:32:13
  is that supposed to be the finale. So it was like one movie.
• 1:32:15
  Then Vin D's or allegedly Vinde's was like, it's a trilogy. I'm like,
• 1:32:20
  you rap basket and at the end of the third one, I mean
• 1:32:29
  that like Attack on Titan, like it's the last episode, but it's in
• 1:32:32
  four parts. Like that trilogy was actually just the first movie. They're never
• 1:32:36
  gonna end it. No, no, because people keep going over keeps going.
• 1:32:41
  They don't stop paying better than cars, boobs and explosions, there's no
• 1:32:45
  boobs, and that mean there's always boobs. There's not enough. There's not
• 1:32:48
  enough. There's not enough boobs in order for me to forget that they're jumping
• 1:32:51
  out of help. I mean, ain't no nipples. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:32:55
  No nipples. Not enough. There's enough parties where girls in bikinis.
• 1:32:58
  That's not no boob. Yeah, that's looking like an anime video game,
• 1:33:00
  just bouncing. Just I need more than that to pay for that movie.
• 1:33:03
  I need a lot more. And they see to see Luda Chris in space,
• 1:33:08
  I need a lot more boob, Luda Chris hacking the government's no.
• 1:33:15
  Yeah, when the rock guided the missile or the hind the missile or submarine,
• 1:33:23
  No, he just he got it with his hand. He just caught
• 1:33:26
  it. Was like, yeah, that was the torpedo, that was the
• 1:33:31
  submarine on ice, and and he told Tyrese to grab the wheel, so
• 1:33:38
  he reached out of the car just with his left hand, smooth guide guided
• 1:33:44
  it to like the enemy vehicle. Oh yeah, speaking of that on that
• 1:33:45
  I think it was that same ice the submarine blew up and Vin Diesel just
• 1:33:49
  did this and survived. And they all they all drove their cars around him
• 1:33:57
  like they made like a circle, and he just did this one arm and
• 1:34:00
  it's all the fires Man, full Blown Explosion Family, the Power Family.
• 1:34:05
  I saweet it was, uh, who's the dude that plays a transporter ja
• 1:34:15
  Jason Stathum? It wasn't he in the Fast and Furious movies? Yea when
• 1:34:18
  they fought in Diesel? Right? Yeah yeah, Now apparently I saw do
• 1:34:21
  this said that they both have clauses in their contracts that says they can't lose
• 1:34:26
  fights. So apparently, like during their fight, just an earthquake happened,
• 1:34:30
  so there was like no clear winner or loser. Brand I believe that because
• 1:34:36
  you have you ever seen what's the movie with Jason Stathum when he has to
• 1:34:39
  keep his heart rate up? Is a crank crank crank film. Yeah,
• 1:34:44
  man, just had to open it. Twelve year old me is like,
• 1:34:51
  I don't understand. Wow, this is a lot to process that the whole
• 1:34:57
  movie. The camera's shaking the whole time. I'm like, what is I
• 1:35:00
  don't watch that now? At thirty it's like sit down, I'm already sitting
• 1:35:04
  down. Sit down. This is hurts the rock as a movie like that
• 1:35:09
  where they just pretty much cooked up the whole time. It was something he
• 1:35:13
  was in Miami painting painting game. Yes, bro when him and Mark Wahlberg.
• 1:35:16
  Then movie stressed me the album It wasn't even I don't even think it
• 1:35:19
  was a good movie, but it was stressful, so stressful, Bro.
• 1:35:24
  I remember getting to the end. I was like, I'm never watching this
• 1:35:25
  shit again. Remember that, I think, I'm then I'm working rego with
• 1:35:29
  this now. I might have think so good times. The last rock movie
• 1:35:32
  I rushed to the movies to go see was Black Adam, and that was
• 1:35:34
  a big mistake. Him better, I'm shuck. Should have known. Did
• 1:35:41
  y'all see the I didn't see it, but the Wire? NBA comparisons?
• 1:35:45
  Do you see that? I didn't watch the Wire enough to understand. I
• 1:35:47
  saw I saw the thread, but I was like a lot of these don't
• 1:35:51
  make sense to me watching Damn. Sorry, you don't watched the Wire.
• 1:35:57
  You didn't see that? I was like, I'm pretty sure you wire?
• 1:36:00
  Yeah, I didn't say that that. Yeah, I watched will I didn't
• 1:36:04
  see the thing. Okay. I think somebody calls comparison Zion Willias and the
• 1:36:11
  prop Joel Man. What are we gonna do about Zion? Nothing? Nothing
• 1:36:20
  we can do but it's such a talent. Taking my back, take him
• 1:36:26
  my back and shoot him. Look at it again, look off into the
• 1:36:29
  sunset line. He's been an interesting he got to the league, he's had,
• 1:36:31
  he's played like might be a full season. And what since he's been
• 1:36:35
  drafted? Maybe he same years yeah, same year as John. Yes,
• 1:36:42
  John was the second pick. John had two scandals already. Science is eating
• 1:36:49
  the only thing. The best thing for Zion is he gotta take his fat
• 1:36:54
  ass to Miami where they don't play that fast ship two percent. Don't they
• 1:37:00
  really don't. Pat Riley, like, your big ass need to get up.
• 1:37:03
  Here's some grilled chicken now. No, he definitely gotta get out of
• 1:37:06
  New Orleans. Zought even been yas and crab and then you get down there
• 1:37:16
  eating great. You need to get the funk out of there, Gumbo.
• 1:37:19
  Send him to Miami with I te him to have sleep. Sleep, Yeah,
• 1:37:25
  that do sound good. Not needing too the ship, not need like
• 1:37:32
  Kenny. Like Kenny. I don't know what happened to his knee, but
• 1:37:38
  I don't know, like his knees are fucked like the way he runs.
• 1:37:42
  I'm like, there's no way he was a professional athlete. That's that's why
• 1:37:49
  poor little thing, poor little thing, what do you wanna talk about him?
• 1:37:53
  Were doing questions? I guess we're gonna get into question I said,
• 1:37:57
  we we haven't done a long question segment on a long time. Then of
• 1:38:00
  the people what they what they wanting? They're like all we do was writing
• 1:38:02
  and they never read her shop. Keep it real basic. What's the movie
• 1:38:09
  or TV line that you catch yourself saying all the time? A movie or
• 1:38:13
  TV line? At least I'm safe inside my mind. At least I'm safe
• 1:38:18
  inside my mind. That's a good one. Um Damn, I don't know.
• 1:38:26
  I probably can't even think of it because I say something maybe damn,
• 1:38:28
  damn, damn. I know what I've been saying a lot is a from
• 1:38:33
  the Little Reas interview. He's like, hell no on BD, hell nod
• 1:38:45
  Mine is going calling kids street youths new girls? Like is that the street
• 1:38:51
  girls? Statistics? All kids of street youth for this? I don't really
• 1:39:05
  have them. Probably someone from spot Yeah, we said, be cauld we
• 1:39:10
  be talking. Who are your people? M hmmm, we'll see that.
• 1:39:19
  From the sports one? What the hell? You didn't even talked about sports?
• 1:39:23
  Do? I mean? They were asking for it. So we didn't
• 1:39:29
  talk about whatever. We didn't talk. I mean, on that note,
• 1:39:32
  make quick quick, this will be the starter and said, I know people
• 1:39:36
  are asking for this is not a rivalry. They always kick our ass Joel
• 1:39:41
  and beat twenty eighteen. I don't know why he said that, because they
• 1:39:45
  don't always kick our ass like every time that it was in twenty eighteen.
• 1:39:53
  It's not twenty eighteen, it's not it's five years ago even so hey,
• 1:39:58
  but you know itself. But man, all right, we're gonna talk about
• 1:40:01
  it. Whatever you want to set it. Ten minutes you want, give
• 1:40:06
  five, I give you five. Five minutes, five minutes. And hey
• 1:40:14
  man, So we lost to the Celtics. The Sixers have lost to the
• 1:40:18
  Celtics and again in the second round again other playoffs. Again in game seven.
• 1:40:27
  Again, Um listen, I'm not pleased. I couldn't tell you what
• 1:40:33
  happened in the game because I didn't watch the game. I was with my
• 1:40:38
  mother getting the Seafu World and enjoining Mother's Day. I was checked out.
• 1:40:42
  After the game six. How we pretty much had the game and then we
• 1:40:45
  just like to get back in the win. After Game six, I was
• 1:40:47
  like, all right, yeah, I'm done with these niggas. Don't not
• 1:40:50
  doing it, and I didn't do it. I didn't watch the game.
• 1:40:53
  So but apparently they didn't play hard. H you had a whole argument about
• 1:41:05
  what Joel and Bee didn't do, and you watch the game. No,
• 1:41:10
  I hate you so much. He was he was really speaking about game six.
• 1:41:15
  I've said game seven every time. Why would we be arguing about games?
• 1:41:19
  I mean, game six was the pivotal game. Yeah, it looked
• 1:41:23
  like they just gave up at the end, but we weren't talking about that
• 1:41:25
  game at all. That's true. That's a falster. I didn't say I
• 1:41:29
  didn't watch. I watched the last quarter. That's the worst part of the
• 1:41:34
  game. Yeah, the game was over by the end. Yeah, that
• 1:41:39
  I didn't watch. No, I didn't watch the game at all. I
• 1:41:42
  didn't think. I didn't watch watch a little bit of the Are you lying
• 1:41:44
  to us? Are you lying to your seven? I can't think I'm switching
• 1:41:47
  my mind between game six and seven. Okay, but game seven, I
• 1:41:50
  didn't watch anythod I probably watched like a little bit of this first and second
• 1:41:53
  quarter, and then I want to go do that. I was like doing
• 1:41:57
  this. Then I saw the scar. I was like, oh, well,
• 1:41:59
  what to look at that? But the first half wasn't absolutely horrendous.
• 1:42:02
  It was tied. It has I heard it seemed like what I the third
• 1:42:05
  quarter we came out and scored ten points. What I gathered was after the
• 1:42:11
  flagrant foul or whatever from jam that'sh and everything killed us. Because I was
• 1:42:15
  I was it immediately checked on the score like, oh man up seven,
• 1:42:18
  Okay, I even understand how it was a flagrant foul. And I checked
• 1:42:21
  the score again like ten minutes later the rock, so I was like,
• 1:42:26
  okay, that's where those Then I saw it just grow and growing. I
• 1:42:29
  saw like twenty five. I was like these niggas, man, Yeah,
• 1:42:32
  I watched it. I was I was DJ, but I was watching um
• 1:42:36
  and I just progressively watched them just pretty much give up, like when things
• 1:42:41
  weren't really going our way. You know, people weren't making shots. You
• 1:42:44
  just see the body language, like people kind of stopped hustling. No,
• 1:42:47
  loose balls didn't matter as much. Offensive rebounds weren't happening, and it was
• 1:42:50
  just like, man, like they don't. Joel gave up hard and gave
• 1:42:54
  up. PJ Tucker had I think he was like a leading score going and
• 1:42:58
  a half. He had eleven and like the second half, midway through the
• 1:43:02
  second which he never does. So I was like when I when that happened,
• 1:43:04
  I was like, yeah, we had a chance. If Pj's hidden,
• 1:43:08
  Come on, that's literally the last nigga on the court for the starting
• 1:43:11
  five that needs to be hitting, and he's hitting, we have a chance.
• 1:43:13
  But you should should have a Jason fucking tam It's not even about that
• 1:43:17
  when crazy, Yeah, it's not even about that, in my opinion.
• 1:43:21
  It was about hardened Embid. Yeah, they Harden and Tobias. Tobias had
• 1:43:27
  nine turnovers I think, and then MBAs. I think Tobias had nine,
• 1:43:31
  Harden had six, and Embiad had five. If I'm not mistaken, Tobias
• 1:43:35
  is actual Yeah wait was it? I can't look at him. It was
• 1:43:39
  a lot harder on it. Okay, he's an actual piece of shit.
• 1:43:42
  Tobias had one turnover? Wait, what did I see? Was it?
• 1:43:45
  Maybe it was nine in total for the for all of them. You know
• 1:43:47
  it was nine between Embid and Harden. Okay, that's what it was.
• 1:43:50
  That's what I'm sorry. Yeah, you're thrown Tobias. But no, no,
• 1:43:54
  no, I mean yeah, they were all. How many of you
• 1:43:57
  have the game? Who points to bidy scored more than that partem Yeah he
• 1:44:01
  was leading scorer. Yep. So he did his part. Keeper, He
• 1:44:06
  did his part, that nigga, He did his part. He did his
• 1:44:10
  part that one game. Finally, good job nigga. Again. We needed
• 1:44:14
  him, We needed him every game. He was finally six, No,
• 1:44:16
  he was. He had one point Game six, nig it was terrible playing
• 1:44:21
  forty minutes. Yeah no, not game six. He was never good.
• 1:44:27
  He wasn't terrible this he was terrible the whole thing. He probably had double
• 1:44:32
  digges twice. He's asked when you're only taking seven shots? First game he
• 1:44:42
  had eighteen? Man I wanted to Yeah, I mean um. And plus
• 1:44:48
  he's just for option. He is in the highest player, niggle on the
• 1:44:51
  team. I'm sounding like Q now. He makes the most money. But
• 1:44:55
  we've already we've already discussed that. That's not that's not his fault is Elton
• 1:44:59
  Brand's fault. Don't even God, damn Ellen Branded. Elton Brand overpaid nigga.
• 1:45:03
  He's overpaid nigga. But you're still supposed to for somebody that we were
• 1:45:08
  borderline talking about him being an All Star last year, like he was a
• 1:45:12
  borderline All Star. You having two point nigger, goddamn help help out?
• 1:45:18
  Well, how about Nigga Yame seven? He wasn't one calling for help?
• 1:45:21
  Thank god, thank god the moon turns blue sometimes doesn't wanted a blue moon
• 1:45:30
  that Nigga was a leading scorer. Kazaklom Colley, it's a fuck he listen,
• 1:45:40
  listen. I'm to me all right, I'm he's definitely going. Everybody
• 1:45:44
  has gathered this. I'm not a big stats guy. I'm never gonna claim
• 1:45:48
  to know the game that deep. But what I will tell you now is
• 1:45:51
  I know people. Them people humans, all of them. They're unseerious humans.
• 1:45:59
  The Sixers, Sixers, everybody, they all went out. He's an
• 1:46:01
  unserious person. I've seen Daniel House in the club when I'm not gonna go
• 1:46:05
  to Game seven. Maxi's unserious things. Maxims mate be. But he's the
• 1:46:15
  third option I'm talking about as humans, and that translates to how you're playing
• 1:46:20
  in the game. I don't need to know these niggas to see how he
• 1:46:26
  knows people. I see how you act. Did you just see these niggas
• 1:46:30
  in the club. Did that seriously away to you? I mean, what
• 1:46:33
  you know, Dan Weller House, what you want me to do? I
• 1:46:38
  want, nigga, you're supposed to love this ship. You're going out,
• 1:46:41
  nigga, got dad? Wait, you can't wait a day? They do
• 1:46:44
  it to day. It was that night. It was that fucking night.
• 1:46:48
  Really, hey man, listen, shut up, shut up because you're a
• 1:46:53
  hooper and you know that's unacceptable. Shut up the sturturday vacation. Shut the
• 1:46:58
  fuck. You would never do that shit. And if if you coach,
• 1:47:01
  as a coach, if you lost and you found out the Niggas was out,
• 1:47:06
  you would you would flip a brick, I mean a flip ship.
• 1:47:16
  No, I know houses out there was another nigga that was the Niggas.
• 1:47:21
  Probably when out James Harden was out there. James Harden was that he was
• 1:47:25
  at I think he was at Reserve. That's what I'm saying, Like you
• 1:47:28
  claim that this is a game, you claim love, and I mean you
• 1:47:30
  might not love it because a lot of niggas say they don't love like niggas
• 1:47:33
  an NBA. What Patrick Beverley said, niggas is just rich man. But
• 1:47:38
  that's good at But even if you don't love the game. You don't know
• 1:47:42
  the game, right, you do something that's entertainment for people. Right,
• 1:47:46
  You may not care about people, but you see all this support around you,
• 1:47:53
  and you know people are like people. You know what, people would
• 1:47:56
  invest into this. They don't care, bro, That's what I'm saying.
• 1:48:00
  And for you to not care about that, something's wrong with you because you
• 1:48:04
  have to, like you have. This is not like this, and most
• 1:48:08
  of people like to equate a it's not fucking McDonald. Yeah, no,
• 1:48:11
  no, no, that's the thing. They don't. They don't. I
• 1:48:14
  feel like a lot of them don't. They don't care about what other people
• 1:48:16
  think because they're rich. You know what I'm saying. This, this is
• 1:48:19
  their job and so they just see it as like, oh, yeah,
• 1:48:23
  we lost, but it just on It is what it is, like y'all,
• 1:48:26
  y'all weren't out there playing, So what are you gonna tell me?
• 1:48:28
  And and it's a I can't. It's hard to say that selfish to think.
• 1:48:32
  It's very easy to say, I don't think it's selfish because there's certain
• 1:48:36
  aspects of it that aren't selfish because obviously they know that. Yeah, Nigga's
• 1:48:41
  gonna be looking at them crazy like you know what I'm saying, like,
• 1:48:43
  so have something one day? Like when he walked in, I was like
• 1:48:45
  like, nigga, then we just fucking lose the kid. You like you
• 1:48:48
  have some shame for one night? Maybe just go home that night. It's
• 1:48:53
  Mother's day anyway, Come on your fucking mom. Why are you out?
• 1:48:58
  Wait? You got all all season, nigga, Wait till the next week
• 1:49:01
  and to go out? Can you just chip that same night? That means
• 1:49:05
  to me you put that out of your head immediately and now it's I want
• 1:49:10
  to go to the club. Last buzzer nigga. So where we at tonight?
• 1:49:14
  Because you're not They're not in the club. Sad. Yeah, but
• 1:49:15
  the difference is between them and regular people like that a stinky bridges. All
• 1:49:20
  they do. All they do is play game game Niggas do not get the
• 1:49:24
  second round playoffs all the time? Dan? What house is not there all
• 1:49:28
  the time? Damn? That's I mean. If anything, he just happy
• 1:49:30
  to be as long as he ever played basketball. I'm not saying bus outside.
• 1:49:36
  Don't you don't go out. He's a weirdo hard You can't order drinking
• 1:49:43
  fucking mumming that nigga fuck them all. I'm on that everybody. Yeah,
• 1:49:55
  I'm surprised Doc didn't get fired immediately. Why hard Mon Williams getting fired?
• 1:50:00
  We got still looking at it. Harden is definitely out of here. He's
• 1:50:02
  leaving um and Bead. I can see him asking for a trade. The
• 1:50:06
  only one that's probably gonna stay around is Maxie. That's all. That's the
• 1:50:12
  only one you need. Yeah, alright, Maxie and Jaden Spring are going
• 1:50:15
  to be our starting guards next year. Listen, I told you the Formula
• 1:50:17
  Tank next season, draft Brownie. You get Lebron James for a year or
• 1:50:23
  two, and then we get and then he cleans house, brings in and
• 1:50:27
  yeah, being the championship run at least once or twice. I don't want
• 1:50:30
  that. I don't want that's the that's the that's like selling your soul the
• 1:50:32
  devil. You want to Lebron a couple of years age know he was,
• 1:50:36
  he was even better. But now you get Lebron and Brian. I would
• 1:50:42
  like that a lunch. Okay, next question, because Lakers they doing marvelous
• 1:50:51
  Lakers and Lakers and six Lakers in five, six, six. You know
• 1:50:59
  he couldn't win. This about Lebron that what's he gonna do? He brought
• 1:51:03
  the show. What's he gonna do? On defense? A d meaning of
• 1:51:06
  pain? Okay, you know what's gonna be pain watching him defend that ad
• 1:51:12
  Lebron pick and roll. That's gonna be as be painful because every other team
• 1:51:17
  they could switch Yoker is not switching on that shits gonna be yea on here,
• 1:51:26
  gonna sag off elbow jumper off. You could just drive it and go
• 1:51:30
  around him. He's a driver, com for Real's gonna be funny one time.
• 1:51:41
  Last time this happened, AD won the battle. So we'll see.
• 1:51:45
  There's a bad matchup for the Nuggets Lakes with the Denver Nuggies. This is
• 1:51:48
  not a good one. I'm going with the Nuggas. Niggas are very deep,
• 1:51:50
  all right, we'll see next question. Nigga Yoka gonna be crying and
• 1:51:58
  there's only two of them. Haitian flag day. Put respect my man.
• 1:52:03
  Austin Reeves boy A fifteen showed out. Put respect on that boy name.
• 1:52:09
  I didn't watch the game. That's because that boy is out here shitting on
• 1:52:12
  people. Auston Reeves, he played a good series. Aust Reives would have
• 1:52:15
  been the best player on our team. He wouldn't have gave up. He
• 1:52:19
  would have played the best if he played the way bropared to how everybody else
• 1:52:25
  looked on our team and how he looked. Shitt Broeah. Haitian Flag days
• 1:52:33
  on the eighteen, Can y'all give a set? Shout out to some of
• 1:52:36
  your Haitian friends? And I don't have any. You don't have any Haitian
• 1:52:43
  friends? Shout up, shout up my boy yeah, Pat Bert and his
• 1:52:47
  wife Bert Bert Bert he vacation. What did he do there that? Because
• 1:52:55
  he's a fake like he's he's a Muslim Haitian? What did you do that?
• 1:53:00
  Uh? Why don't do that? No Haiti where? I don't think
• 1:53:04
  they? Yeah? Uh? Who else? Shout out to sleep? What's
• 1:53:16
  sleep? He's Asian? Uh? I don't know other Haitians. We miss
• 1:53:25
  you all my Hasian friends. Yeah, I don't. I don't think my
• 1:53:29
  homegirl Carly Uh, Jazz's roommate and friend. I know he'll listen, But
• 1:53:33
  David's Asian. David's Asian. Fucking We're gonna neff. I don't know who
• 1:53:41
  else is exact, shout out my Asian man shout out to I'm trying to
• 1:53:45
  learn. I'm gonna du a lingo, learning creole as we speak. Why,
• 1:53:50
  I'm yeah, alrighty man, you have nobody else to talk to you
• 1:53:58
  before you gonna talk to past mom. Sure, sure, that's it.
• 1:54:02
  Learned Spanish nigga for what or French your cousins language in the country than England.
• 1:54:10
  I don't think about Spanish, but she would. Yeah, I learned
• 1:54:14
  lingo fucking cling off those iraki. Yeah, learning talk. Listen, I'm
• 1:54:20
  trying to be in a room talking about people. Now, know what I'm
• 1:54:23
  saying. If I if I do Spanish, just gonna be more like somebody.
• 1:54:26
  If you're not more creole, henna be talking to yourself. I could
• 1:54:31
  be all right, I couldn't loser, say loser and creole. I learned
• 1:54:36
  that. Yeah, yet we're getting there. I learned that you do.
• 1:54:43
  I'd rather learn the pats Wi and that. Yeah, even I mean,
• 1:54:47
  you can't learn how and do a lang lingo. You can't learn I mean
• 1:54:51
  PSI English just with a twank to it. Yeah, yes, yes,
• 1:54:56
  it is pats wise definitely, Yes, English, definitely English with it's the
• 1:55:00
  most brokenest English. It's definitely English, very very broken coming from good y'ad
• 1:55:08
  it. It's definitely just Twain Twain English, you know, it's it's a
• 1:55:12
  little bit more mixed. It's English. It's English in there, but got
• 1:55:15
  some own little Yeah, it's a lot of They just be making up their
• 1:55:18
  own meetings for ship. Then it should be backwards the control control the like
• 1:55:24
  Nigga said, drive the taxi, so he said control to control the cab.
• 1:55:31
  That's English, control the cab. Like. But it's like those the
• 1:55:41
  worst ones. Yeah, it's like when you looked up in dictionary for synonyms
• 1:55:45
  and then you just that's what you did. Yes, I forgot what?
• 1:55:55
  Yeah? The pin they speak chat time the microphone chat. They said,
• 1:56:03
  what are you doing tonight? Boy? Me gonna chop pound the microphone retreated
• 1:56:09
  me. Friends as not even saying it. It was a Jamaican video on
• 1:56:15
  Instagram. They said they use the word ball instead of crying. He said,
• 1:56:19
  she it's like, what your ball? It's like talking about who's fucking
• 1:56:32
  mass you open? But next question you're on ts pod, can y'all talk
• 1:56:40
  about the time where you embarrass someone in a sport? These badass little kids
• 1:56:44
  were cracking on my homeboy and I, so we decided to play him in
• 1:56:46
  two on two. I had a step back jumper on a kid. Blah
• 1:56:48
  blah blah, call me a fat fuck Wow, my homie crossed the other
• 1:56:53
  little niggla and his Ashley knees with a reverse lay h. I said to
• 1:57:00
  these third graders while I was a senior, I got stories like that,
• 1:57:06
  you're busting kids ass. Yeah, I mean somebody fault before for sure crossing
• 1:57:13
  the gap. Yeah, I crossed them up. I don't even got handles
• 1:57:15
  like that. Yeah. My hand wasn't even crazy. I just ja nothing
• 1:57:20
  crazy like that. I joked out a girl in the gym class once.
• 1:57:23
  Oh, I used to many times. But yeah, well, and actually
• 1:57:27
  like football games, Jim, what are you talking about? No, I'm
• 1:57:30
  talking about real life. No, like Pad's helmet for any dark visor on.
• 1:57:33
  Yeah, talk about what was that game we played where you run around
• 1:57:38
  the ball. I've been somebody in the head too here, like like West
• 1:57:45
  Coast MLB picture, I broke a girl's nose. Huh. Oh, sports
• 1:57:53
  is the first one, Mike, Just not I broke a girl's leg playing
• 1:57:56
  I mean broke somebody leg playing football. How you bring somebody my leg.
• 1:58:00
  Who what you fell on it? We know gonna say his name on the
• 1:58:04
  bod. We know we just played like street for buk. We just play.
• 1:58:08
  So we was up in Montclair store here and then like, um,
• 1:58:15
  you know I'm the big guy, says we're gonna make Mike the running back
• 1:58:17
  because you know, everybody got much like we gotta play tackle. So it's
• 1:58:21
  like a perfect but we're in the snow, so we got a tackle.
• 1:58:27
  Everybody got seven sweatpants on, layers, mad layers, proper bags. Did
• 1:58:32
  like North Jersey versus South of Jersey. Of course, um you number one
• 1:58:38
  South Jersey. I'm glad you broke his leg. So they made me the
• 1:58:43
  running back for one player where they just like shovel passes to me and I
• 1:58:47
  was running and then you know some guys want to you know, he tried
• 1:58:50
  to tackle me, and you see my stature. I'm a big man,
• 1:58:58
  so if you're a smaller person, clearly trying to tackle me directly had on
• 1:59:05
  not a good idea. This is one of the This is one of the
• 1:59:08
  few areas where you got to clip his legs where it's like, yeah,
• 1:59:13
  just trying to rip the ball big is all I need to do and this
• 1:59:17
  is I'm good at it. I'm good at being big. I thrive on
• 1:59:21
  it. I think my bigness, my biggest scots of me m M make
• 1:59:30
  first team every year. Oh what? Don't address that later, kennan U.
• 1:59:42
  So yeah, he's like everybody's like grab his legs. I was like,
• 1:59:45
  he wants to be brave, attacking me head on, and I don't
• 1:59:51
  know how I did it, but like he would he tried to. I
• 1:59:56
  don't know if I ran over him or like he like hits something. I
• 2:00:00
  don't know what he did. But then like he wouldn't get up, and
• 2:00:04
  it was like, yo, what's good with him? And like he had
• 2:00:08
  to like hobble back to like the dorm. And then like the next day
• 2:00:12
  I see him like in crutches. Damn. I'm like, oh shit,
• 2:00:15
  so how did break his leg? Tough scene, bro guys, I don't
• 2:00:20
  know if he broke his leg up. He actually just feel like I just
• 2:00:29
  his foot ain't work. So to me, you got a broke leg?
• 2:00:32
  Got you? His leg was? What about you? And whose nose did
• 2:00:38
  you break? The gym class story, This is a karate class story.
• 2:00:41
  Oh, karate, Mike and karate somebody that knows. So I was a
• 2:00:45
  karate Michael, Michael, you my full cock, but I a tiger all
• 2:00:58
  right, Sorry, Uh it's really can't. So we were like sparry,
• 2:01:11
  but it's like we don't spar where we don't have the gloves and like,
• 2:01:14
  uh, you know equipment. We're doing like a little lightweight box where we
• 2:01:19
  had like these pads where it's like we're almost like working on They told us
• 2:01:26
  it was working on our balance. I just thought it was bullshit where it's
• 2:01:29
  like you're just pushing them with the matt out of the way, almost like
• 2:01:31
  sumo. Okay, not me. I've been big for a long time and
• 2:01:36
  at this one, I'm still bigger than most. And they put me up
• 2:01:41
  against a small white girl, and I mean small white. I'm really trying
• 2:01:45
  to test their balance. They wanted to balance out the fuck out, and
• 2:01:51
  like teacher Lesson, they wanted she did something. And so they go start
• 2:01:58
  and like she goes runs to me and I'm like, she just fucking I
• 2:02:06
  got the cushion matters or still hard, but her nose starts bleeding. I'm
• 2:02:12
  like, you've been in all phase. First, I went gut check,
• 2:02:17
  like you remember space jam where he was like, it's gut check time.
• 2:02:24
  That's how I came at it. And damn she she wasn't she was like
• 2:02:28
  that she probably quitting everything. No, she didn't. She she's a resilient
• 2:02:32
  one. Yeah, she's a real trooper. Set there with her neck braid.
• 2:02:38
  I won't stop fighting for the love of the martial arts. I love
• 2:02:44
  the game. So we had two questions about this, um so I gotta
• 2:02:48
  say it finally get to it. Do you guys love talking about south Park?
• 2:02:54
  Which South Park character would you guys be? My thoughts are Mike's Cartman,
• 2:02:59
  no Bard, m Jay's Tolkien, Elsie's stand, I'm twitch Few is
• 2:03:09
  Kyle, Corey's butters, Keenan is Kenny? And yeah, someone else said
• 2:03:16
  the same thing. I guess Mike core Q is Cartman, so Keenan is
• 2:03:20
  Kenny. Then they try to kill Kenny in one of the episodes. Well
• 2:03:25
  they kill Kenny in every episode. Oh, damn, Mike is carbon You
• 2:03:31
  don't say, what a surprise surprise? I was gonna be Father Max.
• 2:03:40
  He could have been Chef jud alright, what do you say? This is
• 2:03:46
  all right? I'm Carman, Elsie standing, Elsie's definitely standing. You are
• 2:03:53
  butter. You're you're twitch Core's butter, Corey's butter. You're a twitch Corey's
• 2:03:59
  definitely butters. Who's Kyle kirk Q? Kyle you? But you cow?
• 2:04:08
  Hilarious, hilarious. That's a good one. Can't run from a queue,
• 2:04:14
  you can't run from that grind, can't hide what's inside the lockers? Damn
• 2:04:23
  it? Show so good, it's so good. All right. Next question,
• 2:04:29
  I'm not gonna read all that, but what's the pettiest thing you've done
• 2:04:30
  to a co worker? I don't I don't get mhmm, what's that personal?
• 2:04:40
  You know what I'm talking about? It is their personal story? Yeah
• 2:04:42
  it was. It was a wild one kind of got it shit. Nah,
• 2:04:48
  no, is that bad? You'll find out and maybe thirty minutes we're
• 2:04:55
  gonna put this on a Patreon. What's supposed to say? Really, no,
• 2:05:00
  this is our friend. No, just man, just what's the pettiest
• 2:05:04
  thing you did do a co worker? Post that big post Patreon? I
• 2:05:08
  need to do anything. I'm not a petty person, so I don't think
• 2:05:11
  I've ever done anything petty or something that I never had to be for a
• 2:05:15
  co worker like that. Maybe leaving early. What is the pettiest thing you've
• 2:05:18
  done at work? Then definitely leave leave early. Yeah, probably leave early.
• 2:05:26
  And I say like, oh, you can't do something when you know
• 2:05:28
  you can, just because yeah, that's something the only petty definitely definitely been.
• 2:05:35
  Nah, I don't want to. I don't be enough. You know
• 2:05:39
  what I'm saying, Like, you don't even have enough effort to be petty?
• 2:05:42
  No, I don't. Yeah, my whole my whole thing, yea,
• 2:05:47
  my whole existence is like man, I'm not even here in my mind
• 2:05:51
  what I'm saying, Like for me, you're just going through the motion.
• 2:05:55
  I work in a lot of places where you just see the people that work
• 2:06:00
  there. They're so miserable and they're so angry because they've gotten to a point
• 2:06:05
  where this this job has become their life. And that's something I never want
• 2:06:12
  to be. I don't never want to be that person that's just mad for
• 2:06:14
  no reason at work, because I let every little thing at work upset me
• 2:06:18
  that part of me that it has to take over my emotions in my mind,
• 2:06:26
  like it like, oh wow, they the copy of the sound they
• 2:06:30
  got shut down the printers. It's just I can't believe it like people will
• 2:06:32
  like go on full rents. Yeah, I've seen people going full rents because
• 2:06:38
  like there isn't paper towel in the fucking in the bathroom because they're on the
• 2:06:44
  edge, like everybody's yeah, horizontal, vertical to the moon, to the
• 2:06:54
  moon. Oh, vert to the moon. Baby. So that's why I
• 2:07:00
  just like petty things like getting into with cur workers, like I'm just not
• 2:07:05
  at like I'm just well, didn't hmm don't you have things? Who Oh
• 2:07:17
  no, that's not patty, that's that's reparations, okay, stealing options,
• 2:07:30
  reparations. Okay, I'm from around the way. He's leaving here with something,
• 2:07:36
  leaving here with something from don't worry about that. Come on now,
• 2:07:42
  all right, next question, just know he got it. What's what smell
• 2:07:48
  can clear you out of a room? Mine, personally is burning plastic cigarettes
• 2:07:56
  cigarettes. Cigarettes is probably the worse. Now, Um, I'll sit in
• 2:08:03
  a crop dust by Mike before I sat in the room. People smoking cigarettes.
• 2:08:07
  Uh yeah, I say two times, you can't burnt hair, um
• 2:08:16
  my mind, burning feet, My mom used to be here a lot pig
• 2:08:20
  feet, chill, chilling smell. Crazy. Can't get with that, motherfucking
• 2:08:28
  um burnt plastic is pretty bad. Yeah, I mean that shit ain't supposed
• 2:08:33
  to be handing. That's that's deadly. Yeah. Same with burnt rubber,
• 2:08:37
  right deadly as well. I'm probably I'm pretty sure. Yeah, burnie rubber
• 2:08:41
  is you're not supposed to heal that m all right? Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:08:50
  Seeing more and more people on TikTok realizing they're not supposed to be mixed bleaching
• 2:08:52
  vinegar. Yeah, there's a chemical reaction to having very deathly chemical if you
• 2:08:58
  smell, you can't inhale that and you can't read that mix. Was it
• 2:09:01
  cat pe and bleach? Really? I think that's it. I think that's
• 2:09:05
  it. That's a strong scent in ts PSA. Don't clean your cat piss
• 2:09:11
  with bleach. You can't. Don't clean your bleach for pat cat piss.
• 2:09:16
  Never use bleach to clean cat your cat because it pains a lot of ammonia.
• 2:09:22
  So ammonium bleach. Yeah, toxic gas, mustard gas pretty much imagine
• 2:09:30
  dia under that because your cat pe clean ducking mister whiskers, you should be
• 2:09:39
  at cats take over the house, have a cat party. Zooms out,
• 2:10:05
  It just zooms out. The end question, can't that's how the movie Cat
• 2:10:11
  Versus Dog started, Yeah, what's the longest you think you can go without
• 2:10:16
  beating off? However long this podcast is get before we came here, every
• 2:10:28
  time I got to get the juices flowing. I don't know, realistically,
• 2:10:33
  I don't know. Probably as long as I really wanted to. I think
• 2:10:37
  i'd like to think a real beater, I'd go like a solid three weeks
• 2:10:43
  to him off. Mm hmm, yeah, I would say that crack a
• 2:10:46
  toe. Then I'm paying them. Then side of my socks. You mean
• 2:10:54
  you're and it's gonna leak down in my socks. I heard I told you
• 2:11:05
  for nothing, just ouzing. I'm gonna look like a skunk. Me and
• 2:11:16
  Mom, you come so hard for me? Se mean me, oh big
• 2:11:28
  big, it releases so much calm on the jack Listom, we will tread
• 2:11:33
  the moonlight and we will head the moon stars. When you come so hard
• 2:11:37
  for me? Oh good module the Yeah, my friend were almost there.
• 2:11:54
  Okay, sound like Rudy go there, real beating beat like me. I'll
• 2:12:05
  tell you that nobody tweet like you, but nobody beat like my nobody,
• 2:12:11
  But nobody's the way I beat. If you beat the way I beat,
• 2:12:16
  you see why I am the way I am. I'm gonna class all my
• 2:12:20
  own because I'm the real est speeder. Stand that. I coach myself and
• 2:12:35
  self talking ulf self talk. He's a self talk master. Be I'm sick.
• 2:12:54
  I raprized myself to myself. How did that Jack all feel it?
• 2:13:00
  You games awakening from his beat ups? Speaking of dicks, manifest dick to
• 2:13:03
  me. I'm not gonna ask this question, but can Wolverine be circumcised?
• 2:13:13
  What do you mean? No, it's gonna come back, come back because
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  you're gonna regenerate that skin. M Yeah, think about that. He's got
• 2:13:24
  a permanent hoodie. Yeah, he got a permanent on it. Mm hmm,
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  gold drop top turlong. Everybody here servicise, right, That was the
• 2:13:33
  question I said. I wasn't gonna ask you, but I am. Yeah.
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  We're all American black. I feel like you got the hoodie. We're
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  American black. Bro. I don't know because old I don't know they starting
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  to do that in Germany, do they? I don't know. I guess
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  they called a German hammer for a reason. I mean it probably started circumcisions.
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  We cut sip penis, these accents Broen tip of zippy, We've got
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  some fad. We have got to cut the skin for skins. We must
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  cut it. Snip snip, Oh my god it little German helmets. It
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  looks like looks a little helmets. Yeah, ye woods, Yeah, looks
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  like a little Sargs helmets, little marching boys. Yo? Who raised?
• 2:15:01
  Are I sold it? The TV? TV raised me? B double commercials?
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  Next? What instantly ruins a movie? That's master? Yes? What
• 2:15:30
  instantly ruins a movie? For you? This the second I snapped back into
• 2:15:33
  reality, Like when I'm like, oh, this is the movie when I
• 2:15:37
  come what that ruins it for you? Yeah? That sounds like it was
• 2:15:43
  pretty antalyzing to me. Yeah, over after that is gone? Yeah yeah,
• 2:15:48
  No. Honestly, like when I could tell, when I could tell
• 2:15:50
  the person's acting, I'm like, real beat or Mike just offshoot question you
• 2:15:54
  ever, you know, beat off to something. Then you finish and you're
• 2:15:58
  like, what am I doing? Man? I'm a man. One time,
• 2:16:03
  one time, one time you had shame. One time one time I
• 2:16:07
  had Do you care to share what it was? I don't care. I
• 2:16:11
  will share. It's one of those videos, right, yeah, And I'm
• 2:16:22
  like, what the fuck am I doing? I took like two weeks off.
• 2:16:26
  I do a poor deep doctor, like I went too deep. I
• 2:16:35
  put myself with the raids the same something crazy. So it was one of
• 2:16:39
  the videos where it's like it's a solo video where it's just a chick,
• 2:16:43
  but she's acting out a whole scenario. It's like, POV, you and
• 2:16:48
  your step mom get locked in a cabin for the night. Wow. So
• 2:16:58
  like not the r so the girl was just so so it'd be like they're
• 2:17:13
  in the camera, cut the windies out of it, clapp close the door.
• 2:17:20
  Wow. Oh wow, I can't believe we're stuck in the cabin for
• 2:17:26
  the night and your father's wed business. He's talking with the video you your
• 2:17:31
  step mom for the night. What are we gonna do? And there's only
• 2:17:37
  where Well, I guess we could sleep together just tonight. But let's not
• 2:17:43
  make it weird to keep warm. No, there's only one voice. No,
• 2:17:46
  this is Mike voice talking back. Mike is talking back to the character.
• 2:17:48
  Yeah, Like I'm like and I'm sitting like, huh, it won't
• 2:17:54
  be weird just this one time, and like I just you know, they
• 2:17:56
  get into the sex and I'm like as soon as I'm talking like she played
• 2:18:03
  the role me. She kept talking to me. It was a lot.
• 2:18:09
  I'm like, how do you know how how we got to make sure that
• 2:18:18
  you don't tell your father your father, Michael, we can't say anything I've
• 2:18:26
  been crazy to actually just had a generic name. It was just Mike bad
• 2:18:31
  actually looking at the camera. No, Michael, you know what another one
• 2:18:33
  that's shapeful. I actually I think I know you're just talking about Yeah,
• 2:18:39
  I know, just like about because I told you. I was like,
• 2:18:43
  I about sharing that you get that down, you fuck man? Damn so
• 2:18:56
  three that's too good. I paid oh god star fifty dollars to make a
• 2:19:09
  personalized video and I was like, but when he said this, I was
• 2:19:13
  like, like, what name did she say? Like Mike, I was
• 2:19:18
  like that name you ain't want to use your middle so you know it's for
• 2:19:24
  you could have been for any She went to the mic catalog. She squirrelled
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  down Tom Chris got him back to Mike. Oh damn. But I was
• 2:19:37
  like for a week, I was so into it. Oh my god,
• 2:19:41
  you Michael, how you are sure you are twenty nine? Michael Crystal,
• 2:19:52
  Michael Millie Williams. And then it was like, huh, hm not anything
• 2:19:58
  else. Okay, horrible anybody else We're gonna leave you on that boat that
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  was ashamed though covered its beats. Um let's see now, just one was
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  like too early before, like like you scrolled to the good part like you
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  know what I mean. Disappointing that I got way better when you when you
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  bust right, But it gets way better at the end of the video.
• 2:20:41
  Oh, I did get so much letter, Come on, I wasted my
• 2:20:52
  scene shot exactly out there, like if it's first wake up so much want
• 2:21:11
  to do someone like the little I know you don't want to die me when
• 2:21:20
  you get guy on me right now? Little? Oh jesus a little damn
• 2:21:37
  all right? What's a better sensation? Sheets and cover straight out the dryer
• 2:21:43
  or being fresh out the barber chair. I don't know if y'all really liked
• 2:21:50
  your barber that much. Cool. There's nothing better than fresh letting. Nothing
• 2:21:56
  better. Oh, I'm about to go to that tonight. You get under
• 2:21:58
  it, you kick feet around. Changed my sheets this morning, but I
• 2:22:05
  mean it's not straight off the dryer. Wasn't going to sleeping like the first
• 2:22:11
  the first time you change the sheets. Yeah, I just got a I
• 2:22:15
  got a whole new comfort set and like a new mattress pad. I got
• 2:22:20
  silk sheets. Damn, oh, you gotta sleep right, it's just me,
• 2:22:24
  nig hell No, I didn't know I do that. So if I
• 2:22:31
  ever forget to wrap my hair at night, just sleep. My whole fucking
• 2:22:35
  bed is silk. I got a silk pillowcase. But that's like I got
• 2:22:39
  two silk pillowcases silk sheets just in case. On that note, someone asked,
• 2:22:43
  this, elsie's still sleeping ninety degree weather like a reptile. I can,
• 2:22:48
  yeah, I couldn't. Never bro I went here. I hate it,
• 2:22:52
  man, the hot of the better, but that's under the cover.
• 2:22:56
  That's I'd definitely be under the cover or bro, it was hot a few
• 2:23:01
  days ago and this house was burnt butt naked on top of the sheets.
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  Just first, sign me yup. It's just eating the comfort cheeks out.
• 2:23:13
  We don't need that swamp ass, hungry, humpy hip hop comfort. The
• 2:23:22
  cover the cover sheets, and I had a tail the long ass comfort man.
• 2:23:37
  Then when I pee, my butt cheeks come on because keegles, weren't
• 2:23:46
  that making hiter loosening the kegle muscles, losing a relaxing my relaxing that area
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  team would open up my butt. M yeah, but the kegel is tightening
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  it. So when is the muscle exercise the muscle when he relaxes to pee?
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  Yah, the keg also, but that's not rex. Yeah, but
• 2:24:18
  you don't break up keg exercises because kegle excise, because keegles like the muscle.
• 2:24:24
  You heard keegles anti. Most people when they talk about kickers, they
• 2:24:28
  talk about can that word? I mean, that's what he's subtraction when you
• 2:24:33
  say you only do that, when you say when I do my kegles or
• 2:24:37
  whatever, you can't tell my head keegles like I'm getting somebody something you need
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  to work on. I don't need to work on it. Because most people
• 2:24:45
  can break up kickers talk about you know, action. The only one to
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  hear I swear the word won't come out bro al Right, next question,
• 2:24:56
  this might be the last one. I don't know if it's gonna be long.
• 2:25:00
  Okay, what are five things someone could put in a pentagram to summon
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  you instead of answering yourself anyone and answer what you're summoned to them? Google's
• 2:25:11
  a penagram, you know, like the no no Who are Christians? For
• 2:25:18
  real, That's what I'm like. No, Harry Potter a pentagram to describe
• 2:25:24
  me, No to like summon you, to summon itself. I would probably
• 2:25:28
  be like things some headphones, some chick fil a yeah mm hmm, designer
• 2:25:37
  clothes, yeah, some something designer for me? Yeah for you? I
• 2:25:39
  don't wig, but yeah, I'm saying like, oh, yeah, you
• 2:25:41
  know something something nice, some nice m what else else? He got a
• 2:25:46
  bad bitch. Just put the pussy down. Just and how are you summoning
• 2:26:03
  in Keenan candy candy skills Skittles, specifically the basketball basketball flesh light. Yeah,
• 2:26:16
  that's crazy. Some alcohol and Will Smith and Will Smith cut out Will
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  Smith Wild wild West promotional team that should used to be crying as a kid,
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  bir Let's see what he was dressed like the woman with the guns on
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  the what are you talking? Wild West? You don't remember that when he
• 2:26:43
  came he came in, he was the Will Smith. Yes, he was
• 2:26:46
  in disguise and he can't dressed up like the woman. No, I don't
• 2:26:48
  remember that. It was like twenty years ago. Man. I used to
• 2:26:52
  love that movie. Bro. He dressed like the woman. He was like
• 2:26:54
  trying to like hypnotize or like, yes, hilarious. I don't think it
• 2:27:00
  was what Smith was it it was him mm hmmm, just like a one
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  because eventually they all domember. There was a that was the time. That
• 2:27:11
  was the time. How we got something Michael oh um some weird Yeah we
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  miss be natural. No it's not his favorite. No, then't have to
• 2:27:26
  be uh yeah, shout out uh shout out to uh dick ass dafting man
• 2:27:33
  to the big leagues. Huh oh what she's getting the four K videos name
• 2:27:37
  she's getting the bang bros. I'm like, I've seen her during my score
• 2:27:41
  today. I was like, yo, good firm man her career picking up
• 2:27:46
  man, so she could definitely. That's when they actually make it, like
• 2:27:50
  when they had the Like when you see him go from the G League,
• 2:27:54
  it's like, oh, you got a ten day contract with like a ten
• 2:27:56
  dick contrattended content. God, that is crazy because like you know where you
• 2:28:03
  see people go from one solid point or another, like all right, the
• 2:28:07
  point where it's like it's in a hotel room and you know they shouldn't be
• 2:28:09
  doing this in this wold term room. They don't have the permise, they
• 2:28:13
  don't know they're going. They don't have the permise. It's to to twin
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  queen beds. They only fucking on one of them and the other one is
• 2:28:22
  still completely made. The other one is just for like closing equipment, and
• 2:28:26
  like she was doing nose not too long ago, and now she's like fucking
• 2:28:31
  actually at the panhouse. She's that the top times than bros. Like she's
• 2:28:35
  a she's a porn ad. While you watching them things on the side,
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  I can make it coming five seconds. I bet you tired of beating off
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  a couple of I'm I'm never get the step sister this way, beating off
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  joined this website sex with yourself to fus little dick, like you're ruining the
• 2:29:03
  vibes. I'm getting a little less horny. I'm still I'm still here,
• 2:29:07
  but you're not. I'm ready to leave. Did you not come enough?
• 2:29:15
  Small? What do you mean so thick as Stephanie play the same game and
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  in five minutes in your area and Morstown. Now I'm Riverside. I'm not
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  going to clearly robot, you have not been the rivers Riverside. Mine is
• 2:29:41
  willing really good singles. You've never seen a Riverside ram. We call the
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  riverside rats for me. Damn, no, thank you. I'm thinking but
• 2:29:56
  yeah, I'm just saying, shout the tike as daddy man. Careers going
• 2:29:58
  nice. So we four k videos seed I think that's Stephanie three other point
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  starts whip. Yeah, a miracle a dart board with Lebron's face on No,
• 2:30:18
  he likes you gotta put him. Make ribbon there, Yeah, I
• 2:30:24
  got make ribbon there. A dark boy with Lebron's face on it. It's
• 2:30:26
  crazy. That's a lot of hate, a lot of hate. You're trying
• 2:30:31
  to have fun at the same time. That's crazy. That's what I do.
• 2:30:33
  I have fun with it right there? You go. It's like we're
• 2:30:37
  missing one the other side that yeah, actually put Rico strong and yeah no
• 2:30:45
  Brian Popper, No Rico Strong strong. We don't know Corey straight. So
• 2:30:48
  how do you summon cour you sum cory a right? So like we need
• 2:30:52
  to get him on the pot. So mohitos m m a steak uh defensive
• 2:31:01
  tackles. Who's gonna say what? Who's gonna say, We're not doing that?
• 2:31:13
  A dog a dog okay, loves a pooch. What's the last one?
• 2:31:20
  Similar to dog? They don't really smell like wet ones, he said,
• 2:31:33
  who's gonna say the first they got thought of? Leave it up to
• 2:31:37
  their imagination. What smells like wet dog? Similar to a dog? It's
• 2:31:48
  definitely a bitch. Wow, that's cool you're saying, is a bitch a
• 2:31:58
  fucking he at least bit you got two personal exactly that? Ain't that dog
• 2:32:13
  daddy? I don't know? Okay, probably no, No, that's nothing.
• 2:32:20
  Nope, nope, sign us out. We're done. We're done,
• 2:32:24
  We're done, We're finished, We're finished. You back right, huh,
• 2:32:28
  because you gott to me. I gotta you trying to act like you don't
• 2:32:33
  know you're talking about you talking about my dog? You know what? Clols
• 2:32:39
  it out? You don't have one of those where show me? Show me
• 2:32:52
  where all Spike. I've been here plenty in time. It's good. He's
• 2:32:58
  gonna hide in the see, ain't dogs you know? They hide in the
• 2:33:01
  afterlife. You will not give me. Nick was a real one. RP
• 2:33:09
  to the goat. He didn't go RP to the goat. That young man
• 2:33:16
  nigga dead yes, signed this up all right. Nick was a good dog.
• 2:33:28
  I didn't really know him that much and really in the grand game of
• 2:33:31
  things. Life didn't know him that much either. Oh my um Nick had
• 2:33:37
  a good I'm gonna say, he's sixteen years, sixteen, sixteen, seventeen
• 2:33:43
  years, he's old teen. Yeah, he was definitely to go. My
• 2:33:46
  man went deaf and blind. Bro, damn damn that niggas waiting for y'all
• 2:33:50
  to kill him. Y'all didn't do it for him. Yes, we did
• 2:33:52
  it for him. Oh no, I went a little too late. After
• 2:33:58
  the death. It's like, God, you can't come when I call you.
• 2:34:03
  Huh the dog? You say, what do you say that? What
• 2:34:09
  do you say that? Mark say, what do you say that? What
• 2:34:18
  the question? The legs ain't that like they used to be the birth the
• 2:34:22
  questions for he was for what today? Today he walks into the silent room,
• 2:34:35
  Mark talking to your ass picking the Mark. I don't want your ask
• 2:34:50
  fools like that. Damn the toilet. Right, we're done, just standing
• 2:35:01
  in the paths different. This was another episode, not that podcast. Thank
• 2:35:13
  you guys for listening. Right, Please make sure that you hit all our
• 2:35:22
  social media's were on Twitter, Instagram. If you're not on the patient Buddy
• 2:35:31
  Pete on the com God damn dog already if you man, why do we
• 2:35:39
  putting this thing to sleep? It's a five ten and fifteen tiers three five
• 2:35:43
  three three three fifteen dollars tiers uh dollar tiers? Uh? Where you get
• 2:35:48
  some extra content from this guy? Um and these guys? How long was
• 2:35:54
  the downfall for Nick? Like if you want to send it something? When
• 2:35:56
  you what was the first time he was like, yo, Dick, like
• 2:36:00
  not me, We have a po box. What's your box? Two seven
• 2:36:05
  six two seven six in Brounton, New Jersey zero eight zero one six.
• 2:36:09
  Uh, he's for being here ill and we will see you next time.
• 2:36:15
  What was the first ailment? Was it like a broken leg? Like?
• 2:36:20
  What was like? What was the turning point? What was it? James
• 2:36:24
  Hardy flicker? Wow, Nick's life was the first day? What was it
• 2:36:33
  like? Like? What it like? He's not he's not fetching it.
• 2:36:39
  He went there. Thank that's crazy. It's not funny. When the first
• 2:36:45
  time I was like, oh he's dead. I was trying to hug all
• 2:36:48
  over. Sit right there. Now you're one. Thank you guys. We'll
• 2:37:01
  see you next week. Good