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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: Right on the Mushroom Cap? · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, hello everybody, welcome to the new episode of
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  Speaker 1: Off the Air, the weekly podcast from our Lynchin Taco
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  Speaker 1: Morning show. Here at What What w j R R
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  Speaker 1: in Orlando.
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  Speaker 2: I Pat Lynch, it's funny, Taco bab. I just saw
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  Speaker 2: a text come in Santa. Are we doing off the air?
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  Speaker 1: Doing it right now?
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  Speaker 3: That's it? So thanks for tuning in, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Hello to anybody who might be joining us. As we
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  Speaker 1: do this in real time. We always route it through
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  Speaker 1: Facebook Live. If you're getting it after the fact, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for finding it and spread the word. We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Never really an agenda here, We kind of go where
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  Speaker 1: it goes. It's just, you know, open stream of thought.
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  Speaker 1: Can I start with a thank you this morning and
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  Speaker 1: this holiday time.
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  Speaker 3: You're very welcome, not you. I know.
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  Speaker 1: So last week we were out on a vacation, little
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  Speaker 1: break for Thanksgiving, and I took some of the downtime
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  Speaker 1: to go and wash my truck, which I done in
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  Speaker 1: months either, you know. So I went to one of
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  Speaker 1: these these new you know, self served car washes, which
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  Speaker 1: are so good now you know, you drive through it
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  Speaker 1: and it all the bells and whistles and the thing
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  Speaker 1: comes out looking great and then you pull over into
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  Speaker 1: the service area and you can go to your hearts
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  Speaker 1: content on detailing stuff yourself. And I spent a good
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  Speaker 1: probably forty five minutes there, you know, doing all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and truck looks great, and I was proud.
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  Speaker 3: And a cooler day hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: No, it actually is kind of warm the day I went.
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  Speaker 1: I went. But anyway, never mind any of that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: about twenty minutes into, you know, working up a good sweat,
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  Speaker 1: cleaning up the truck there in the self serve area
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  Speaker 1: after it went through the wash, and here comes the
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  Speaker 1: woman who was at the at the checking where you
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  Speaker 1: pay to choose whatever kind of wash you want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she comes over. She goes Patrick, and I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. What's up? She goes this year it was
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  Speaker 1: my debit car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, the chill.
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  Speaker 1: That went through my body for that brief moment I had,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize what had happened was the car. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you exactly where it is. It's El car Wash
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  Speaker 1: in a Popka and it used to be a different
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  Speaker 1: car wash and they sold to El car Wash. It's
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  Speaker 1: still the same great stuff and all that, but their
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  Speaker 1: their check in procedure was a little slightly different, so
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  Speaker 1: I was I was trying to figure out what was
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  Speaker 1: going on. She goes here, I can help you out,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, she took the card and punched in everything,
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  Speaker 1: and and I'm trying to look at all the different
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  Speaker 1: options and I just forgot to grab the card back.
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  Speaker 3: They can be confusingards.
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  Speaker 1: So it was all, you know, taking care of I
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  Speaker 1: run through there and I didn't even realize I had
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  Speaker 1: left my card. Luckily, she you know, grabbed it and
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  Speaker 1: when she had a break to come over, found me
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  Speaker 1: and like, I'm glad you're still here. I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: grab this, and I'm like, I'm like, man, you have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how how much of a relief that is
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  Speaker 1: because I never would have noticed this until I went
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  Speaker 1: to use it again, and by that time, god knows
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  Speaker 1: what could have happened. Yeah, the debit debit card, not
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  Speaker 1: a credit card.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I was getting I do not use my
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  Speaker 2: debit card at any gas stations or if I'm to
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  Speaker 2: do a car wash, No way, right because those I'm
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  Speaker 2: not accusing them, just those are the ones that usually
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  Speaker 2: get skimmed because it's outside.
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  Speaker 3: You know, somebody acts like their pumping gas. They put
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  Speaker 3: the card reader in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The uh, here's.
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  Speaker 1: What I want to thank her for her honesty, and
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  Speaker 1: that really made my day, in my.
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  Speaker 3: Week, and uh, your month probably.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm I'm glad that there's still people out
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  Speaker 1: there like that.
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  Speaker 3: What was their name?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember her name, to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: You give her like a fin Ski or anything.
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  Speaker 1: No, she just here and she took off. She wasn't
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  Speaker 1: looking for.
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  Speaker 3: I say, hell, here's five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if I had cash, I would have paid cash.
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  Speaker 1: I don't carry any cash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The uh you know what I was gonna say
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  Speaker 2: to you about the l car wash or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it?
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  Speaker 3: That's the same one. I think it is. My buddy
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  Speaker 3: owns a chemical company. Yeah, a big chemical company.
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  Speaker 2: All the guys listen to our show in the massive
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  Speaker 2: warehouse and they sell to I'm pretty sure it's that one.
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  Speaker 2: There are a ton of those around.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a chain. Yeah, it's a chain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He sells their cleaning fluids.
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  Speaker 1: So I like what they have to offer there too.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm you know, this is not an endorsement or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you I had a really good service
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  Speaker 1: and probably the great result there the honesty. It's beautiful
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  Speaker 1: getting comments on my ACDC shirt from those one Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. It's just this is the fifty years ac
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  Speaker 1: DC LONK sleeve model with all the different thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I like.
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  Speaker 2: I was walking behind him going to the bathroom. Well
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  Speaker 2: he was going to the bathroom. I looked at all
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  Speaker 2: the different stand up and show them because no, I
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  Speaker 2: see half of them.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that turn are you in it?
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  Speaker 1: Well let me move the microphone here.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, that's super cool man, I swear to god,
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  Speaker 3: where'd you get that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's funny you brought that up. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: went and saw the Power Up stop in Tampa over
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  Speaker 1: the summer and the I've never seen merchandise lines like
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  Speaker 1: I saw at that show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you mentioned that, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was I wanted to grab something while I was there
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  Speaker 1: because it not only were the lines crazy, but the
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  Speaker 1: amount of stuff that they were offering. I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: so many different choices at a concert merch stand in
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  Speaker 1: my life. So I just said to my wife, I go,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, let's uh during intermission, let's look at
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  Speaker 1: their website. They had all the shit on their website,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm just going to order something after
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  Speaker 1: the fact, make sure you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, it's tour shirt. But I got this was
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  Speaker 1: I believe or not? I it was only like thirty
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  Speaker 1: eight bucks?
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  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, wow, I would I just don't buy concert shirts.
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  Speaker 1: But oh, they're usually a lot more than that.
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  Speaker 3: That thing. You'd figure it would be like sixty seventy bucks, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't. It was pretty reasonably priced.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so all of their logo changes from over the years.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: On the back case it one more time. Don't worry
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  Speaker 3: about the mic and all that. Wow, that's a trip.
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  Speaker 3: Very cool.
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  Speaker 2: You said something earlier on the show that really kind
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  Speaker 2: of gave me a giggle when you said, yep, we
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  Speaker 2: were doing the promo for tomorrow's regular show, right yep,
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  Speaker 2: And don't worry, we're gonna give you the Meat Report
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  Speaker 2: without turkey talk.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm so turkey now, dude.
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  Speaker 1: We briefly mentioned this earlier in the week, and it's
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  Speaker 1: funny because the vice president said the same thing you said, essentially.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't hear the vice president to say it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was over the Thanksgiving holiday. Vance was talking to
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  Speaker 1: some troops somewhere. I forget where it was, but it'd
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  Speaker 1: been gathering of troops and it might have actually been
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving Day, and uh, he said, all right, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of turkey. Something I'm paraphrasing here, but he goes, so, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're very excited for turkey. And everyone's like, ah, he goes,
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  Speaker 1: he goes, don't bullshit me. He goes, turkey sucks, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because no one likes turkey.
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  Speaker 2: I went on I ran on it yesterday on the show,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe it was the day before, and Pat goes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Van said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Turkey's is boring, but you're both right if
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  Speaker 1: you really stop and think about it. In this As
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  Speaker 1: soon as I said it.
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  Speaker 2: The text line lit up and people are like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you, it is pretty boring.
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  Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden you have people.
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  Speaker 2: Go there's nothing better than a turkey sandwich with cranberry
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  Speaker 2: and stuffing, And I'm like, yeah, but you're having to
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  Speaker 2: put that extra stuff on it to make it good.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that was the point I think both you
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  Speaker 1: and he were making, was that turkey on its own
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  Speaker 1: looks beautiful coming out of the oven or the smoker
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, and you know, the golden brown or the
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  Speaker 1: fried turkey. However you did it.
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  Speaker 3: The skin's great, right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you you carve it and you put it
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  Speaker 1: on your plate and you're a few bites into it
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, this is really it's kind of bland.
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  Speaker 1: It is. But and then, as you pointed out and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of listeners did, it's the after turkey dishes
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  Speaker 1: that you come up with, which are well, they're more
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  Speaker 1: tasty and exciting. Really you want to get right down
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife said, yeah I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did uh leftovers last night or yesterday for lunch,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't save you much turkey out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. I had a piece of turkey this big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: A minuscule on them out and uh that little baby bit.
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  Speaker 3: And then.
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  Speaker 2: The rest of the plate was all stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, butter,
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  Speaker 2: all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: The uh this is funny. So after we finished with
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  Speaker 1: the leftovers and threw out whatever was left because it
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  Speaker 1: just at four days, it's just you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: gamble at that point. That brings us to Monday of
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  Speaker 1: this week, right, So after the Thanksgiving weekend, now it's
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  Speaker 1: it's Monday. Now you're you're retooling your body, retuning your
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  Speaker 1: body to what you're going to try to get back
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  Speaker 1: eating on your regular schedule of crap that you eat
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  Speaker 1: Monday afternoon gets to be late Monday afternoon, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh crap, I didn't think about anything for dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Could probably because I'm just still fooded out. At that point,
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  Speaker 1: the wife says, what do you want to do for dinner?
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  Speaker 1: We ain't get a whole lot in there because we
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  Speaker 1: just threw everything away. She goes, there's that lasagna. I go, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I go lazagna right after we've been gorging ourselves on
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  Speaker 1: all this Thanksgiving stuff. I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, it was, but that's what we ended
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  Speaker 1: up going with. That lasted three days because I just
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I've sat down and I'm like normally by
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  Speaker 1: the time dinner gets there, I'm ready just the mouth down.
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  Speaker 1: I use. This is a lasagni in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: After your Yeah, like you said, food it out, I
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  Speaker 1: might as well just eat rocks, yea, or let weights.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I need any more of that.
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  Speaker 2: When the Monday because our this is a little intricate,
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  Speaker 2: but our trash day is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: So I did the same thing as you.
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  Speaker 2: I put the trash can right in front of the
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  Speaker 2: fridge and just went so I was like a conveyor
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  Speaker 2: about throwing everything out and uh and it hit.
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  Speaker 3: Me the same thing as you. Oh what are we
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  Speaker 3: gonna eat?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 3: And then my life texted I looked at it. There
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 2: The chef at her school made up pasta meatballs. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't as heavy as your lit.
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  Speaker 1: Still still though, I pasta. It's kind of the last
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  Speaker 1: thing you really want to think about me of all people.
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  Speaker 1: By the time we got to Tuesday, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I need to like a salad or something. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I had Tuesday. They get the system, you know,
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  Speaker 1: running like it should be.
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  Speaker 2: How much do we think of like that Monday pasta
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  Speaker 2: because well that's what was there was Tuesday salad.
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  Speaker 1: Right. You just at some point your body's going I
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  Speaker 1: can't do this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, no that I'm I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: On And it's just coming from a fat guy who
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  Speaker 1: likes to eat. It don't matter. Your body at some
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  Speaker 1: point just goes, dude, tap the brakes a little bit here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the uh, I'm gonna go on a quest to
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  Speaker 2: try to figure out how to talk everybody into no
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  Speaker 2: turkey next year.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you just steal a page from my book.
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  Speaker 2: They're not gonna go brisket you think they would, But everyone,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the same thing, there's nothing like the
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  Speaker 2: smell of turkey.
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  Speaker 3: And then we'll just cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Turkey breast and then something else is an alternative and
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  Speaker 1: see to a formal research project. Cook just get a
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  Speaker 1: turkey breast and then whatever other protein you want to
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  Speaker 1: cook up and see and put it out on the
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  Speaker 1: table and see what everybody gravitates towards.
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  Speaker 2: I think what I might do is just buy a
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  Speaker 2: baby turkey, almost like a Costco. We're a tissery chicken,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, and just.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff that young turkey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a young turkey.
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  Speaker 1: And then it just sounds so wrong, it does. It
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  Speaker 1: just sounds wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even want to elaborate because what I just
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  Speaker 2: said about the young turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, hey, to get back to what our
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  Speaker 1: original intent was. So the Meat report on Friday, there'll
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  Speaker 1: be no turkey mentions. We are done with turkey talk now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good with that fair enough. Yep, Okay, I gotta.
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  Speaker 3: Remember to grab the meat ad so from the store.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already ready to go. I'm already ready to rock.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, different strokes, we know, we know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, next, Oh, can I say one thing real quick?
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  Speaker 1: You can say whatever the hell you want today?
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  Speaker 2: And I mentioned this briefly to you earlier. Today, I
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  Speaker 2: finally go get this thing on my eyelid?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with your eye?
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  Speaker 3: Dude? You haven't seen it? Have you? Close up? Well?
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  Speaker 1: He keeps talking about a sty you have.
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  Speaker 2: I had a sty and then it turned into this
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  Speaker 2: white knot and I've had it and.
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  Speaker 3: I did the drops they told me to do.
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  Speaker 2: Then I said, hey, a co worker of mine had
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  Speaker 2: the same exact thing, and she was given an ointment.
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  Speaker 2: Why I use that ointment three three times daily for
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  Speaker 2: a week and a half. It's still has not given.
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  Speaker 2: Look at how big this maybe? How big this thing is,
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  Speaker 2: it's big enough. Pat can see it from about five
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  Speaker 2: feet away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks like that would be bothersome, you little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I walked in this morning, I'm like god, my eyes
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  Speaker 2: running again, and and did one of these wipes, and
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  Speaker 2: immediately my sleeve had a big I wonder ifing to snip.
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  Speaker 1: That on, that's that's probably hurt. Like hell, don't, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Talk shit about freaking me out, because I'm already you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm already freaked out.
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  Speaker 3: I just told me. Because it could be cancerous is
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  Speaker 3: one of the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they like snip that some bitch off.
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  Speaker 3: But if you ever had scissors go towards your.
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  Speaker 1: Eye, well then probably put some sort of eye protection
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  Speaker 1: on them. I got it.
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  Speaker 3: I hope. I mean that's what they do for them.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just hoping knock on wood that I go
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  Speaker 2: and they snip it off. And they were seeing these
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  Speaker 2: all the time because that's what they Savanna is the
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  Speaker 2: one that had it over on one of four.
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  Speaker 3: She's the one that gave me the.
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  Speaker 2: Tips on different things because she had the same thing
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  Speaker 2: and she said that the optomologist told her.
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  Speaker 3: More and more people are getting that and I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: But did I ever tell you about the wart that
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  Speaker 1: I had on my knee for the longest time?
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  Speaker 2: You did, dear sister knocked it off or towing in
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  Speaker 2: a bike or what?
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  Speaker 1: No, Well, that's a completely different story. That was my
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  Speaker 1: sister's toe. They got amputated. Yeah, well, how I had
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  Speaker 1: this big wart on my left knee for the longest time.
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  Speaker 1: I was probably maybe eighth ninth grade that time frames.
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  Speaker 3: That's a bad time to have one.
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  Speaker 1: I cut that some of a bitch off with a
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  Speaker 1: pair of scissors. Yeah, I did hear that one cut
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  Speaker 1: it right off and oh my god, you want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about some bleeding.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, my mom was like, what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Like, I didn't deal with this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: So when you cut it off with scissors, did you
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  Speaker 2: then put compound w on top of the hole.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, No, I had tried all that stuff in
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  Speaker 1: the warp just when.
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  Speaker 3: It gone saying once you cut it off, now, oh no,
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  Speaker 3: I had to content.
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  Speaker 1: No, I had to Uh I had I think what
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  Speaker 1: I did because my mom was a nurse and.
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  Speaker 3: I would have made a sentence to she was well,
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  Speaker 3: she was at work. I just did this on her
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  Speaker 3: to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just did this on my own, and uh, I think
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I just you know, wrapped it until the bleeding finally stopped,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: and then just kept it wrapped up and it finally
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: started to scap up. And that was No.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I had award on my cock ones. It was no
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Is that possible? Yeah, I mean on your shaft. Yes,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: you get bumps. No, I'm talking. Oh you're talking about
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: n gu chlamydia.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's not chlemyde it's it has it's pussy warts.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: You get him from you know, I know chmytee is
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: the drip. Okay, we'll could just get out of this.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Let's back the car up. Well, I said, oint wi.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Just gross right on on the mushroom cap.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Is that I think anything is possible.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Usually, usually a wart comes from an excess of skin, dude, Like, look,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: when I tripped, I can't got talking.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Look at my knee. Could you see that?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I was concerned that that might turn into a wart
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: because it was an excess of skin.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the triage.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: And that one too, but I made it out on
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: both of them. This one's a little ify still.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, how embarrassing would that be if you you got
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: one on your mushroom cap? Oh my god, and you
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: gotta go get treatment.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Immediately, and you have a female nurse or I don't care.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Who it is. This is kind of embarrassing. Well, I've
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: seen it all. Yeah, woa, No, I haven't seen that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Son, you got the worst luck ever for you having
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: yours the uh in eighth, ninth grade, or let's just
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: say ninth grade, when you had that ward on your knee.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: That's bad time because that's right when you know all
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the you're into chicks and everything's like that, all right, then.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: You're trying to hide it. I knew one of the
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: hottest girls in our.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: School in middle school and onto high school, one of
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: the hottest ones, and she had a wart right under
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: knee as well, and it was.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Like this, It just killed.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It was like, God, could you just cover not like that?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: But I was sitting there and she's it's weird. She
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: was sitting on top of a wall and I could.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I'm loving You're like all we can see.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Is the wart and I'm like, oh my, her panties
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: are showing.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: But I can't stop exactly what you said looking at
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the wart, and I was like.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, had a close I shouldn't say names.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, uh, just to get off of this, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: please some comments coming in this from Philip Guys, Saturday,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I went to petties for the first time. You mentioned
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: mentioned you guys. You're right, they don't disappoint Oh we
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: would never steer you on on stuff like that. They're great,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: pettis is awesome. So hopefully you found what you were
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: looking for there, and the deliciousness is what you find.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: They're at petties.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Basically, Kevin, they're messaged in.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: This conversation has gone way downhill drastically.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Well, look, man, we said this at the beginning of
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: this and every we we don't open this up with
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: any kind of agenda generally, Yeah, sometimes there may be
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: something we want to get to or whatever, but it's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: just and it goes where it goes, which you know
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that that's uh, you know, surprising for us as well.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just so just to clarify, we.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Did get through all that without using the word moist spintment.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well thanks for just using it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Steven, that goes Yeah, genital warts.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Chlamydia is the one where the Q tip. You're god
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: dog that we're done with this conversation.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that right there is the one that you'll
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: never forget. No, I've never had it done and I
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: hope to God I never do. And any time I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: hear it come up, involve anyone who's ever had it
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: done to them. I'm just like, I do not need
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: any information about that. Just please keep that to yourself.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: That is making me uncomfortable.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I had it where it was a serious girlfriend
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: and she said to me, wait, was it that I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: maybe another girl said it, and I wanted to make
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: sure that I didn't give it to my girlfriend.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: So you had to go and get that done. And uh, oh.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: God, yeah, I've told you about it without going into detail.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: But then so or it was the girl.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: The girlfriend said hey, you need to go get tested
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: because somehow I have chlemydia.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And then I go and get this just happened?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I well, here's the math. I go and get the
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: freaking Q tip test. And like, you guys, this is
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: gonna hurt a lot. I almost I had never put
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: my hands on a woman I was this.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Close to just just just out of reaction.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: STDs are a lot like that whole Kevin Bacon game.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Six degrees. Oh you know you're once. Uh, once you
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: put one of those in the supply chain, it's gone.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why when she has me go get
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: the test. I got a tested negative and I, hey,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: why did you have this, and.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I went and just had the most painful thing in
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: my life.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And and you told me to because you who you've been,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: who you've been lurking with?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, all right, all right, one
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: final thing I wanted to get to because I know
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: we have a meeting coming up.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: The waes Warts and mushroom caps ll way out there.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know about the whole the general warts things.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But do they go up that far? It's what I'm
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: saying to the cap. I don't know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I'd imagine no one's answered that yet, and you never
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: asked it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: If they go to the cap.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: You just said, imagine if you had the cap. Okay,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: what did you have to get to? You said this.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Weekend, if you're a college football fan, a little bit
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: of controversy on how this is all going to wash
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: out with this college football playoff yep Canes, Well, they're
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: one of the teams that has a gripe. And then
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you got these Notre Dame fans who uh, you know,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: we're all running their mouths and now from when I'm
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: picking up, are a little bit concerned that perhaps the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: noise is getting very loud, that they might be in
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: a position that they probably shouldn't be in.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Put those game together.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: They already were. It was on August thirty firs Miami one.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: No, I know that. Let me finish, put them in
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: a game together.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Current day.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I Hey, here's what you gotta do. You guys
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: play for it?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Then well you just don't willy nilly do. You could say,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: maybe you pair them in the first round of the playoffs,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: but deceiting when it work out that way. So but anyway,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: that's that's gonna be the one thing that's going to
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: be interesting here. And then the prospect, which is a
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: very real prospect of Alabama getting in with three losses
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: because I'm convinced George is going to beat them in
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the SEC Championship.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: And you know, Bama has to be.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, I swear to God. One of the most entertaining things.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if I'm just a glutton for
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: punishment or what. Do you know? You know who Paul
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Finebaum is, right? Okay? Paul Finebaum, noted SEC football expert,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: has his show, you know every afternoon on one of
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: the ESPN channels. And one of the things that he
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: does that I just get a kick out of you know,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: he'll open up the phones and take calls from SEC
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: fans and a lot of them are the Alabama fans,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and he just puts them on and doesn't say a word.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: He just lets him talk. He there is one guy
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: on NAIM Huckleberry last week and he goes, all right,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: we're gonna hear from Huckleberry now from wherever in Alabama.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: And Huckleberry jumps in and it's like he just pulled
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the ripcord on him. Go dude, and he went into
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Alabama this Alabama that and what's wrong and what needs
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: to be fixed and his whole theory. And Huckleberry was
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: just short of wanting him to run like a power
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: eye formation featuring the full back with his which.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Is always what I've said. Put some big sub.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Mention there, and I just so they have the split
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: screen right with the caller which says Huckleberry, which I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: believe is probably the guy's got given name, and then
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: fine bomb on the other side of the screen. Just
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: like listening to this dude, and I'm like, I hear you, Paul,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Thinking about right now.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I know that there's some crazy ass fans, but have
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: you ever, and I'm sure you have.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: You've heard of roll Tide Willie. Oh my god, you
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: need to.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Pull a video.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think he knows how to use a phone.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's a picture of his face and it's not
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: an act.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: He is the biggest die hard. Can you see that?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Every Alabama fan is just like roll Tide whatever his
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: name is, roll.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: They are so.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Many videos of pat when when uh, what's his name?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Saban left roll tied.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Will It was in tears. Yeah, I've never watching football again.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you he is. Let me see how many
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: followers he's this is.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You can't hear it because I don't have but look
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: look at his face when they just approach him and
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: they're like.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, I could hear his accent without even
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: hearing it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe you, as a big football fan, has
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: never seen it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: By the way, just because I know I'm gonna get
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: blown up on this, and I have already come clean
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and said this on the air, and I will say
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it again. Yes, I want Miami to get in. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: believe they are one of the teams is playing the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: best football right now going into the playoffs, and I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: think they deserve to be seated in one of those
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: slots that said if they don't, and they're on the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: outside looking in. At the end of the conversation, whether
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: they beat Notre Dame or not, they still lost to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: two teams they should not have lost two. And you know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: if that's what it comes down to, so be it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Let's fix it next year. But they've done this to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: themselves two years in a row now, going ten and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: two in the season, and it just hurt them. At
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the end, you've said it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: You're so on the record for that that I could
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: have finished the statement for you.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Right, So don't blow me up too bad. I acknowledge
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that fully, but once you go to the head to
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: head deal, and the other fact that does hurt is
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: that neither Notre Dame or Miami are in a game
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: this week to further their case.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: That's what I suggest.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: So anyway, if you do have a team still left
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: in it, best of luck to you and your team.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I will campaign for this, though. If you don't have
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: a team left in it, let's let's root for all.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Miss yeah forgetting bound well, although they kind of.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They're one of the best teams in the country. There
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: were eleven and one. They're going to the college playoff
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: without their coach that helped get them there. And well
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: he's the new coach now, that's what I'm saying, the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: new But still those guys I think got short changed.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: The definitely did.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And however you feel about it, but you got a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: root for something like that, for them sticking in there
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: and what they've accomplished. So you know, if I can't
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: have it my way with my team, I'm all in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on old miss.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm for him too, Okay, I mean, at
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: least that assistant coach, you know, Blaine could say, hey man.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You know all these plays, let's go come on.
• 27:33
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• 27:36
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• 27:40
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• 27:43
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• 27:44
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• 27:48
  Speaker 1: All right, enjoy the rest of your day and spread
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the word about this bad boy. Where where else are
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you going to find two knuckleheads talking about genital warts
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and whether or not they're on the mushroom cap.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Just stop