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High Schooler Took His Mom to Prom · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Speaker 1: Today's Variety Big ninety eight point seven. It's Gabe and Angie.
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  Speaker 1: And do you remember yesterday Angie, we learned about Bryson,
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  Speaker 1: who was the Finley Sharon Public School graduate.
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  Speaker 2: He was one of one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: He was the only person in his graduating class.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I have some great news. After dming, emailing, texting,
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  Speaker 1: phone calls, and leaving messages, I was not able to
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  Speaker 1: track down Bryson. But I was able to track down Byron.
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  Speaker 1: Byron was also a one of one graduate. He just
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  Speaker 1: graduated a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, how come we never heard about Byron Byron?
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  Speaker 2: Well we do have Byron on the phone. Byron, how
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  Speaker 2: you doing, man?
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  Speaker 5: Well, like you said, I mean, this guy's getting all
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  Speaker 5: this news coverage and whatnot, and it's like I did this.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you're standing on the shoulders of giant Bryson
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  Speaker 5: because I paid the way for you, junior.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, you clear you feel a way about this.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, it's it's not it's not easy when
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  Speaker 5: you're you're the only graduate of your class. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: and I just feel like I could have got a
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  Speaker 5: little write up in the paper. I could have got
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  Speaker 5: you know something. But I got the typical you know,
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  Speaker 5: graduation diploma thingy, which, by the way, is it worth
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  Speaker 5: the paper it's printed on? Nonetheless, that's all I got.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, Well you have.
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  Speaker 4: A platform now on the Big ninety eight point seven
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  Speaker 4: Morning show, So why don't you tell us a little
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  Speaker 4: bit about your experience as one of one You were
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  Speaker 4: just the only person in your graduating class in the school.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, I you know, I just kind of I
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  Speaker 5: kind of ran things, Angie. You know, I'm I was
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  Speaker 5: kind of in charge. I was a vallevictorian, not because
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  Speaker 5: not because I was a whiz kid brainiac, but because
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  Speaker 5: they graded on a curve.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't mean to laugh, Byron. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I've dealt with this for years. I'm over
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  Speaker 5: it now and I can talk about it without, you know,
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  Speaker 5: with a lot of therapy. I've gone, I'm fine, don't
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  Speaker 5: worry about that. But I mean the kind of cool thing,
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  Speaker 5: Angie is I'm all over the yearbook. I mean, if
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  Speaker 5: you take a look at that yearbook, look there's me
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  Speaker 5: at four h there's me as you know, class president,
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  Speaker 5: and then you know voted most likely too. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: you name it. I that was me, most most likely
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  Speaker 5: to to be president, most likely to succeed. They had.
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  Speaker 5: The best part was they had they took a picture
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  Speaker 5: of me and I'm holding my right hand up by
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  Speaker 5: my face and and they they put the subtitle cutest couple,
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  Speaker 5: and I thought that way, you know. But so so
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  Speaker 5: there's some benefits, there's some there were some downsides, like
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  Speaker 5: prom sucked?
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  Speaker 3: Why what happened at prom?
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  Speaker 2: None to ask?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, my mom's an amazing dancer, she really is.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously I was the prom king, which was a great honor,
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  Speaker 5: but uh, mom didn't win prom. Queen Doug the janitor did, which,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, he in heels was like six foot eight.
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  Speaker 5: It was really, I mean, it was pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Byron, I have a question for you.
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  Speaker 1: Growing up, for us, when it was our birthday, we
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  Speaker 1: would bring, you know, treats or candy or something to
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  Speaker 1: pass out to the other kids in the class on
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  Speaker 1: your birthday? Did you would you like stop and grab
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  Speaker 1: a single donut for four D six cents?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do for our birthdays? In a one
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  Speaker 1: of one graduating class?
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  Speaker 5: Every day was my birthday? Honestly, I just would stop.
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  Speaker 5: I would stop and grab a donut at the bakery.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, if I wanted to celebrate, I would
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  Speaker 5: celebrate some days. You know, I'll be honest, there's a
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  Speaker 5: little bit of teen angst. And I didn't want to celebrate.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't want to look. I don't want to even
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  Speaker 5: look at that donut or that pastry or whatever. I
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  Speaker 5: decided to celebrate on that particular day that wasn't my birthday,
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  Speaker 5: but I could pretend it was because nobody knew.
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  Speaker 4: That's what he was there, right iron I did want
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  Speaker 4: to ask you this, what was your experience with bullying
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  Speaker 4: in high school?
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  Speaker 5: This? This is I've got to watch myself because I
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  Speaker 5: get a bit emotional because you know, as I mentioned,
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  Speaker 5: I was the Valle Victorian, and so you know, I
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  Speaker 5: would say some smart stuff and the other side of me,
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  Speaker 5: the jock part of me, would bully me and say, hey, nerds,
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  Speaker 5: stop staying stop you stop staying nerd stuff, and and
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, you jock, and I'd say something really smart,
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  Speaker 5: and the jock part of me would get really upset
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  Speaker 5: because he didn't understand. He thought it was making them,
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  Speaker 5: And then I would stuff myself on a locker.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't.
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  Speaker 5: You can't go through four years of that. So you've
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  Speaker 5: got to combat bullying. So what I did is I
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  Speaker 5: you got to step up to a bully. So I honestly, Ange,
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  Speaker 5: I just I just punched myself in my own mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That ended it right there.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like early one sided conversation, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I guess you had to be there.
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  Speaker 3: But well, Byron, I really I appreciate Gabe it.
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  Speaker 4: I both really appreciate you reaching out and letting us
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  Speaker 4: know what this experience was like, being the only person
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  Speaker 4: in your class because Bryson wouldn't return our call.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah Bryson or no, sorry, this is the other one. Byron.
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  Speaker 1: We really really appreciate are you talking and hanging out
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  Speaker 1: with us here this morning. Thank you for sharing that experience,
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  Speaker 1: and we're really glad we got to give you that
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  Speaker 1: platform to just get some of that off your chest.
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  Speaker 1: I know, being one of one is probably a lot
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  Speaker 1: tougher than it might seem.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you so much, the two of you for letting
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  Speaker 5: me talk about my experience.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate it anytime, except for no, just this time, and.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go ahead and start the show off with
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  Speaker 1: some positivity, some little victories, which we do want to encourage.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, if you ever have a little victory, it can.
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  Speaker 1: Be something as tiny as you successfully baked a frozen pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Do you bake frozen pizza?
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  Speaker 3: You just put it in the oven?
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  Speaker 7: Does that count.
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  Speaker 1: Baked bacon because you hit the bake button in Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If that's your little victory and you want to share it,
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  Speaker 1: we want to hear it. At seven oh one two
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  Speaker 1: eight zero one nine eight seven. Do you have a
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  Speaker 1: little victory, Angie?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I started taking melotone in this week and it's actually
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  Speaker 4: helped me sleep. I've been having, wow, such a hard
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  Speaker 4: time sleeping lately, and for no reason other than I
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  Speaker 4: just didn't think to I didn't think to use melatonin.
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  Speaker 4: And my boyfriend was in town and he bought me
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  Speaker 4: a thing of gummy melatonins and he was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, are we sure those gumm'd? I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't in Morehead in Fargo.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 4: So he Yeah, he was like, why don't you just
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  Speaker 4: take these before bed and see if they work?
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  Speaker 2: And they work?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, So all I had to.
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  Speaker 4: Do was just get melotonin, which you hear about forever.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why I didn't think to do it,
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  Speaker 3: but I did it. I feel good, rested, and I
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  Speaker 3: had some very.
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  Speaker 4: Dreams, really like vivid, really vivid, weirdo dreams. But you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I'll take those weird o dreams if it
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  Speaker 4: means I'm getting sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that means you're really in those ram Yes, stages
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  Speaker 1: are cycles.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what they're called, but yeah, the rem cycle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good for you. I'm glad that that worked.
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  Speaker 1: A well rested, a clean haired Angie today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's our only you noticed I washed my hair.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I try my best.
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  Speaker 3: You're a good co host game. Do you do? You
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  Speaker 3: have a little victory?
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  Speaker 2: I do have a little victory. So we've talked about
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  Speaker 2: this a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: But this summer before September one, I have this goal
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  Speaker 1: of biking one hundred miles.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we're still I'm still kind of in the process
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  Speaker 1: of seeing if this will be too easy, which I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of learning it might be, so I might up
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  Speaker 1: this number, but we'll see. I think i'm like a
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  Speaker 1: third of the way there already, and it's not Oh wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty close to a third of the way, so
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  Speaker 1: I might up it. But yesterday I did one of
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  Speaker 1: the longest I don't know what you want to call it,
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  Speaker 1: bike sessions that I've ever done, which was and this
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  Speaker 1: isn't some massive number, but it was seven miles. But
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  Speaker 1: my goal was, all right, I want to try to
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  Speaker 1: do this in under thirty minutes, which means, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got to like pedal hard most of the time
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  Speaker 1: and you don't want to coast. And I did it
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  Speaker 1: in under thirty minutes. I think I could have done
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  Speaker 1: it in under twenty five, but I kind of got
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  Speaker 1: stuck around some lights and some traffic and cars, so
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  Speaker 1: I had to like really slow down and break in
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  Speaker 1: manew year round stuff for a minute there. But I
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  Speaker 1: think I found kind of a nice loop to really
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  Speaker 1: knock off some miles. If I ever feel behind, I'm
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  Speaker 1: seven miles yesterday, yeah, which it was really fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: I will tell you though, the coming it'd be going
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  Speaker 1: south on University dead into the wind.
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  Speaker 2: It was horrible, but I was glad I did it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, we went pretty far, so we're just
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  Speaker 1: going to try to increase that at some point.
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  Speaker 2: I want to do it like twice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fourteen miles and I'll really really knock out
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  Speaker 1: some of these.
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  Speaker 4: So exciting, Gabe, because I know how big a deal
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  Speaker 4: it is for you. Anytime you get anything for your bike,
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  Speaker 4: you do anything regarding your bike, you send me a
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  Speaker 4: picture or a text and you hashtag it bike community
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  Speaker 4: And I love this, right, and so I love that
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  Speaker 4: you got these seven miles in. Look at you and Gabe,
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  Speaker 4: really embracing this cycling world.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna try to do it again today. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm up to you might try to get to ten.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: It's just weird to like, if you don't plan the route,
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of just riding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's nice in my head to have a plan.
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  Speaker 1: And now that I actually have a plan and I
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  Speaker 1: know the distance, that's something I could do every day.
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  Speaker 1: That is, you know, somewhat challenging, and it is a
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  Speaker 1: good amount of time to be on your bike riding
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  Speaker 1: and all that cardio that comes with it. So very
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  Speaker 1: very cool to be able to do that. And hopefully
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  Speaker 1: we can just cut that time down. I want to
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  Speaker 1: see if I can ad some point get it to
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  Speaker 1: like like fifteen minutes. That would be tough, but we'll
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  Speaker 1: see if we can do it.
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  Speaker 4: Gabe, I think I made an enemy yesterday already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, already? Were you waiting for it?
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  Speaker 2: Only been here two months?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it?
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  Speaker 2: You start, You got an enemy already. You've been here
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  Speaker 2: for a cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I started a feud, I think and.
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  Speaker 3: My neighbor. I'm pretty sure your neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I haven't met my neighbors officially on either side.
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  Speaker 3: But this neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't walk over with a plate of jello and
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  Speaker 2: be like, hey, I'm new.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted them to like me. If I ever, I
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  Speaker 3: would never go with a plate of jello?
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  Speaker 7: What he is? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, but I think I got caught on the ring camera.
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  Speaker 4: They are ring camera talking trash really?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So are you do you want to take this moment?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to clear the air and apologize?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. I'm henna double down here. No, here's the thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm upset that I got caught, for sure, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm not upset with what you said.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I meant everything I said. Here's the issue. They always
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  Speaker 4: have trash out, not when it's trash day, like our
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  Speaker 4: trash day is today. Actually, but a couple of days ago,
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  Speaker 4: their trash was just sitting in the their driveway for
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  Speaker 4: what reason, I don't know, and there was a spell
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  Speaker 4: of like wind and heavy rain for like ten minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and in that ten minutes, their trash can lid blue open,
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  Speaker 4: and all of their trash flew out, unbagged, into my yard.
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  Speaker 4: The way the wind blows is always in the direction
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  Speaker 4: where stuff is.
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  Speaker 3: Landing in my yard.
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  Speaker 4: And normally I wouldn't be so upset about it because
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  Speaker 4: they maybe have an trash out all the time and
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  Speaker 4: it always ends up in my yard, and I never
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  Speaker 4: say anything. This was the straw that broke the camel's
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  Speaker 4: back because it was bathroom trash. So it was toilet paper,
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  Speaker 4: toilet paper rolls. It was gross, and it was raining,
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  Speaker 4: so it was wet toilet paper all.
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  Speaker 3: Over my yard. That's disgusting, Yeah, it is disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: And then I lost my mind, Gabe, so I grabbed
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  Speaker 4: like a plastic bag and I used it as like
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  Speaker 4: a glove, and I'm picking up all of this trash
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like cursing under my breath, and then it's
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  Speaker 4: not under my breath anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like the more I pick up the more I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yes, and I realized though there was part of
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  Speaker 4: the yard, it's a townhome, so we lived pretty close.
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  Speaker 4: At some point, I'm actually just picking up stuff from
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  Speaker 4: their yard too, because I'm in this rage. Can't exactly
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  Speaker 4: I'm like a pringles can, and so I'm picking up
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  Speaker 4: all this stuff and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, there's just always trash everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: They never pick up after themselves, trash, trash all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And then they weren't home.
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  Speaker 4: The mom drives up into the driveway and as soon
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  Speaker 4: as she gets out, she says to her husband, who
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  Speaker 4: comes out, we need.
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  Speaker 3: To get a trash bag. And I wunk up. I
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  Speaker 3: think no, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Her ring camera picked up me going, oh, trash everywhere
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  Speaker 4: as I was like picking up the trash, and so
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  Speaker 4: she got the notification. She watched me and heard me
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  Speaker 4: talking all this no pun intended trash, and then she
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  Speaker 4: was like, well, I need a trash bag, But girl,
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  Speaker 4: do you need a trash bag? I just picked it
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  Speaker 4: all up for you anyway. All that to say, I
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  Speaker 4: haven't even officially met my neighbors, but we're feuden.
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  Speaker 1: That is such a funny image. This lady's at work
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  Speaker 1: phone off like ring cam. She's thinking, Oh, it's the
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  Speaker 1: Amazon delivery driver. No, it's this lady I see walking
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  Speaker 1: in and out of her house every day talking just
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  Speaker 1: hella junk YEP. I think that's pretty you know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of hilarious funny.
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  Speaker 4: To you because you don't have to pick up wet
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  Speaker 4: toilet paper for that is gross. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I do think here in you know, the the FM area.
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  Speaker 1: Wind is just a thing. It happens with garbage or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But there are things you can do to try to
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  Speaker 1: combat your garbage flying everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: You can bag it, as we yes, you can bag it.
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  Speaker 1: You can try to get it out of the way
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  Speaker 1: of the wind until garbage day, you know, the side
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  Speaker 1: of your house. Something that's not guaranteeing that it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: not blow over, but to just have it sitting at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the driveway for happy old wind gusts
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  Speaker 1: to blow over at any point on not garbage day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be a little bit more. You gotta try
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  Speaker 1: to help out your neighbors. Yeah, be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more mindful of your neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: I have a very long fuse, so I'm not just
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  Speaker 4: this like hot headed whatever because I've let a lot
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  Speaker 4: of these trash incidents go yeah because I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: it is windy, it is what it is. But once
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  Speaker 4: it became wet bathroom trash, that is when I lost
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  Speaker 4: my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I want to know, by the way, hey, if
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  Speaker 1: you think Angie is your neighbor, now, let me a
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  Speaker 1: call at seven oh one two eight zero one nine
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  Speaker 1: eight seven. I'd really like to get the audio clip
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  Speaker 1: to play here if we can find that, If we
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  Speaker 1: can track that down, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 2: I start.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, Gabe, Sorry, not sorry. There is something that most
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  Speaker 4: people have in their home that I absolutely think is
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  Speaker 4: a waste of space and time, and that is the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 3: Really, the dishwasher. Why does it take three hours?
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  Speaker 2: I love our dishwasher. I've I've given it a name.
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  Speaker 3: What's the dishwak? What's your name?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really think you're gonna ask me that, but
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  Speaker 2: that's my boy, Carl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Well sorry, Carl.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're a waste of time and space. I
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  Speaker 4: think they take it takes entirely too long. What is
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  Speaker 4: taking three hours? What is happening inside that dishwasher? Or
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  Speaker 4: little elves coming out and scrubbing the plates, like, what
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: are you doing in real thorough No, I don't like it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: You also have to rinse things before you put them
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: in the dishwasher or it comes out looking like trash.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: That feels like double work to me. Okay, it makes
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: no sense. I don't I grew up real poor and
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: so we didn't have a dishwasher. I would wash everything
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: by hand, and that's how I like it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So like that could be anything, that could be more
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: cabinet space in my house.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's just a big old hunk of junk
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: that takes like three hours to do, and a lot
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: of times it doesn't even do a great job. The
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: dishes are spotty. It's not a good look. I don't
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: like it. I'm not into it. I can wash the
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: dishes in like twenty minutes and know for sure that
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: every fleck of food is going to be gone. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: think it's so pointless. And unloading the dishwasher is a nightmare.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: And my kid hates me because that's his job.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's your sure, that's.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Right, So my teenager could love me a little bit more.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: If dishwashers were not in existence. I will die in
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: the hill that they are a waste of time and space.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure you're not the only person who thinks that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I bet there's plenty of people who think the dishes
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: are cleaner when they do them by hand. Yeah, it
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: sounds like you just need an upgraded dishwasher. Oh man,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: let's get like a better one.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm renting my place.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Well, let us know, are you do you would you
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: prefer to do the dishes by hand. I'll tell you what.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Was my least I mean, the least favorite chore because
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: there's no fast way to do it. You know, there's
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: no kind of shortcut to clean in the dishes, right.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I hated it as a kid, But I do get
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: that the dishes are most likely a feel look, probably
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: are cleaner when you do them by hand.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: But when we got our first dishwasher, I was in
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: third grade. I will never forget it. Third grade.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: No longer after dinner was I sitting there with my
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: little white drying towel.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: As my mom and dad were Oh my god, it
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: was heaven. When I no longer had to do the dishes.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: It was great. I love that for little Gabe.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, but if you have to run the dishwasher, you
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: don't want to run it unless it's full, right, Sure,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: it's a waste like it is. And then your dishes,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: all of them are in there for three hours, So
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: what are you gonna eat? You have there's a three
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: hour window where it's like, I guess I'm not eating.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if I really need one that bad,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I'll just take it out and wash it real quick.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I don't like this dishwasher impeding my big back activities.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Sometimes animals just go viral on the internet.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: There is this duck in Florida who is on one,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: and I don't mean in a good way.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: What does he do?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: We is terrorizing this neighborhood. I don't know if you've
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: came across this story or not, but he is biting people,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: chasing people down.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: When the news team got was gonna do this story.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: When they arrived, he started chasing at them that this
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: is not having it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I am already terrified of birds. Yes, this is my
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: worst nightmare. Why is this duck out for blood? I
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: don't like it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just on one right now. And this reminded me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: There is this what do you call him? Little fruitfoo?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: What do you call little bunny foo foo? Little bunny foofo?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: There is this rabbit who hangs out in my backyard.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I've named him Fred Who. He doesn't do anything to me,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: but he always looks like he's just lingering.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just lingering back there. He's like loitering in my backyard.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: And you're against that. Do you think he's just always watching?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And so I I wanted to know this morning, do
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: you have a linger? Is there someone? Is there an
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: animal that's just kind of ticking you off? Hanging out
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: in your yard?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: There's a stray fat cat that, once night falls, Yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: comes up onto our deck and knocks on the sliding
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: glass door.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: That'd be That's terrifying to me. I don't like it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Why are you not this morning? I would freak out.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Not good. Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: So we asked this question, and there are a lot
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: of people dealing with some horrible creatures out there.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we asked what animal is currently terrorizing your neighborhood
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: on the Big ninety eight point seven facebook page. What
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I love about our listeners is that they do not
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: disappoint No they don't and letting us know what's what
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Connie said, turkeys had to put a fence around our garden.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Girl, I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Hate hate turkeys.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: They are so gross and ugly looking and just kind
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of scary.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not a again.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: A huge fear of birds over here is so a turkey,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: just like you had to put up a fence. Yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: because a turkey was terrorizing your yard.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Grouse hate it, Leanna said. Sparrows they dive right at you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: This happened to me once on a golf course. I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: was terrified. I had a golf ball like underneath a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: tree and I'm sure I thought it was one of
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: its eggs, and this thing like chase me for a
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: good fifteen yards.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: This is terrible.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: See, people always give me crap about the fact that
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I'm terrified of birds, but I feel like this is
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: proving my point.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You know, I wonder where Leanna lives in Fargo. If
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I guess that's a West Fargo problem. Interesting, I'm just kidding.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Ah, you're a hater just because you live in South Fargo.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: That's right. See, sparrows around my neighborhood.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Really, Allison said, raccoons yuck a little trash pandas yep,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I like raccoons from a distance.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fun to admire down the road.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you there, Michelle, She said, red
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: squirrels are jerks. I sit in my home office and
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: watch the red squirrels chase the gray squirrels. Absolute bullies.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: This does sound like an episode of Looney Tunes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Or something, you know what. That sounds like something I've
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: seen on a cartoon.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: And then finally, Mitchell said cougars, Which that's another thing
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: and be kind of cool to see.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: But where in Fargo are you finding cougars?
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I think he's talking about older ladies who are dating
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: twenty some things.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mitchell, what neighborhood do you live in?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: There is a lawyer, a real lawyer, who is making
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: rounds on the internet as this is one of the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: most diabolical things I've ever heard. How to get revenge
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: maybe on a friend, maybe your best he tried getting
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: at your man, Oh, and you want to get some
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: revenge on her, or maybe your man cheated and it's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: tied that he's now your ex man. Right, you want
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to get back at him. Take a listen to this. Now,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: we do want a preface, all right, we don't. We
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: aren't saying go out and do this right, but it's hilarious.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Lady, Before we get started, I have to say that
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: this is not legal advice, and I strongly recommend against
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: you doing any of the things I'm about to tell.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: You, So listen to your works best.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: If you still had access to the victim's home, you're
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: about to break up with them.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: The end is on the horizon, and this is sort
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: of your last turaf.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: They're gonna head on over to your local grocery store
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: and you're gonna go down to the cleaning supplies aisle.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I want you to get one of those big refillable
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: spray bottles, and you're gonna mosey on over to the
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: dairy isle and grab one or two gallons of milk,
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: depending on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: How big your apartment is. So what you're gonna want
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: to do.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: You're going to fill up your spray bottle with as
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: much milk as your little heart desires, and you're just
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: gonna go to town.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Spray that milk on every fabric.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Surface in the apartment, couch, the carpet his clothes.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: If you think he's cheating on you in your bed,
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: I'd say also saturate the mattress.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine just there's foul milk everywhere and you
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: don't know why. Yeah, and you have no clue in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: other parts of the house. I mean that is absolutely insane.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: That is the kind of petty I aspire to be.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: After coming across this video, we asked you what minor
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: inconvenience would you wish on your worst enemy? If you could, Angie,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: what would you do?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: When I'm in traffic and someone like cuts me off,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I get really mad and I come up with all
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: kinds of things I wish. The favorite right now is
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: you know what, I hope your kids don't call you
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: on your.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Birthday where you're gonna go with that?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I wanted to ruin their birthday.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I don't want anybody to get a an accident or die.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I just want you to feel bad.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: If I could have a minor inconvenience for my worst enemy,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I'd want? What Every single time they
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: go in their kitchen, everything in it is rearranged, so
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the drawer that your silverware is in is moved, the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: bowls are different, the pots and pans are different. Every
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: time you exit your kitchen, it magically rearranges the entire
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: setup and you are stuck looking in every drawer, every
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: cabinet for all of eternity.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Gabe, I have a new found respect for you that
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't know I would ever unlock.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I thank you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: That's genius.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not illegal, not dangerous, not gonna hurt anybody, Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: but convenience. So upset dealing with that. What were the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: people saying on Facebook games?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, so someone put no batteries for the
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Roku remote.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That was Paul, Paul. That's a good one. Getting up
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: to actually change the television yuck.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: No, I don't well because also with the TVs you
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: have to do that, like caressing of the TV just
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: to find the buttons.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: If you don't have the remote, it's a disaster.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Sherry said, a flat tire, that's classic, simple.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I like it. Sherry.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Barb said, oh no, sorry, not Barb. Marlisa said, broken
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: cell phone suck.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I like that. That'd be tough to deal.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a broken cell phone just at any random point
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: you go to use your phone in.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Oh it's not working.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I like it. I like it a lot.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: And then uh oh, I think, Gabe, I think you're
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: gonna love this one.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Leanna.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yep, Leanna right here will get your legs in the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: best shape of all time. You're gonna absolutely hate this,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Leanna said, no toilet's see imagine having to now.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: It only affects me about half the time.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I suppose, yeah, but that half the time is very important.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Gabe, Man, get the tissues ready here today. I'm almost
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: getting a little emotional reading this before I.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Even read it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Okay, this is.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Such a beautiful story about a brother and a sister.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: These siblings, Aaron and Daniel, competed in the thirty second
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: cap Text Triathlon together, marking an emotional milestone in their
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: shared journey. Daniel uses a wheelchair due to lasting damage
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: from childhood leukemia, and he was carried through the entire
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: race by his sister, who was also his bone marrow donor.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: This was Aaron's forty seventh triathlon, but her first with
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: her brother by her side. She says that she trained
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: specifically for the physical demands of carrying him, and she
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure, not only a because she carry him,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: but she could carry him safely the race and of
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the seven hundred and fifty meters swim, a twelve point
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: three mile bike ride, and a three point one mile
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: run with support from volunteers and family members, including Aaron's
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: husband and son. Daniel expressed deep gratitude for his sister
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and said her support has helped him defy the odds
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: throughout his life. He also credits his young nephew as
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: a major source of motivation, aspiring to be the best
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: uncle that he can.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And this is what Aaron had to say about the
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: If he can beat leukemia and all these other medical commissions,
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: then I can finish races and I can carry him
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: through with me.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: At the finish line, Aaron called the experience the most
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: meaningful moment of a racing career and a celebration of
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: the love and perseverance that defines defines their bond. Daniel
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: described the sensation of crossing the finish line as feeling
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like he was flying, and says the opportunity to compete
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: complete the race as a team with his.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Sister was priceless.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: What a beautiful story, What a beautiful family there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I have such a nod in my throat.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: What a wonderful thing for her to do and then
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: to just do together. That's just so loving. If you have,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you know, a sibling and you just know that you're
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the bonds you have with your siblings are just like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: no other. You kind of didn't get to pick each other.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: You sort of just have to have.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Each You know exactly what buttons to push together each
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: other's nerves the most. But uh, for her to do
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: that and for him to want to be a part
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: of that out there, I think is just that's beautiful.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Wow, that really hit me in the fields game.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the world's full of nice people. If you can't
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: find one, you gotta be one.