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Goldfish are selling for thousands!! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Um, such a big day today between Taylor, Dolly, uh, birthday wheel today.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are gonna pack it in.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're also gonna talk to uh somebody from Rural King later.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're gonna come in.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is just insane.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a good day today.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now I know you got a trip uh getting ready to happen here to uh New Orleans in a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: And y you know, throughout the course of the months, because you guys have had a busy summer.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just been very busy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh you you've been saying that, like, oh God, how do I get more money?
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  SPEAKER_02: How can I make more money?
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  SPEAKER_01: I even said to Zach, um, are you gonna be able to financially afford this trip?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are we gonna like just be eating ramen while we're in New Orleans?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, he's leeching off you.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's you know there's I'm a sugar mama.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you are at this point right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I got a way you might be able to make some uh extra thousands.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, because thousands.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, because if it was not gonna be maybe this idea, I my next suggestion was gonna be find a Marty Garas parade and let him hang out and have dollars thrown at you.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's you know, that's that'll get you dinner.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'd take it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh and uh and I little shrimp and griet.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess I found this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sellers on eBay are apparently listing fused goldfish crackers.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're called clusters for thousands of dollars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is like when the Doritos end up being like the little circle or like folded.
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  SPEAKER_01: Those are the good ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: With okay, now these there's a holy grail of these.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the one going for thousands.
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  SPEAKER_02: So everybody scour your Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's called the ultra-rare six cracker clump.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, asking for a whopping 25 grand.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh listen to the There are people on eBay selling these little goldfish clusters thousands of dollars.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some listings have been priced as high as$25,000.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry,$25k for something I used to accidentally evacuate off the floor of my minivan.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you find two goldfish like this, you may have just hit the jackpot.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you what it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Goldfish is laughing at us all the way to the bank.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and and now you can't eat it because if you eat it, then you just ate$25,000.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But let me tell you why they're laughing at us all the way to the bank.
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  SPEAKER_02: One of their manufacturing machines screwed up and was gluing these two together.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, every once in a while you'll get like two pretzels in a pack that were, well, they were they're Siamese twins of pretzels.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's that good crunch.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the one you want to eat.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the same with the Dorito thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like when they're folded and circled up and kind of wadded, I'm like, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna be a hard crunch, and this is exactly what I want.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's either something through so goldfish is just laughing at us, and you people are spending 25 grand on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and why are you spending 25 grand?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you're not gonna eat it.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna put it in like one of those shadow box frames?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it so good though that you're just like, I can't not eat it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have to have all six.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I have to be filthy rich to enjoy it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will absolutely buy goldfish today.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if I have time.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I will- Oh, I wonder if they have those at Rural King.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because everybody says that Rural King has everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: When that guy comes in later, who's coming in?
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  SPEAKER_01: Eric.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's the regional manager.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, when that regional manager comes in later, we have to ask him if he has goldfish.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because if so, first question.
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  SPEAKER_02: Eric, do you have goldfish?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh not the actual animal swimmers or the crackers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you do have a nice supply of pet supplies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably a chicken or two, but yeah, do you have goldfish?
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, also, question.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah Do you consider a goldfish a cracker or like more of a a chip type category?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's definitely a cracker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a cracker?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a a cracker puff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Definitely not a chip.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, not a chip.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know if it's a- Almost like all the stuff that goes into like a checks mix type thing, like a bar mix or whatever, sometimes you get those.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know what they categorize that as either.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the same as like teddy grams.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are teddy grams cookies?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or are they a cracker?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because they are made from a graham cracker.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that uh See what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh God, this is getting difficult now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because it's made from Graham Cracker, so wouldn't it be?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but is a Graham Cracker a cracker or is it a cookie?
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  SPEAKER_02: Really the bigger question.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is Scott the biggest cracker or not?