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Biggs Warrawee: Kim Jong-un's Haircut Law & Man in the High Castle Ads · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan
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I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you
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wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you
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multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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things nerdy I've just got to started by
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apologizing for this week go ahead I'm just coming off sort of a bit of a bad
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cold flu things I'm a bit everywhere at the moment don't make excuses and just
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so so people understand a bit more it's not a winter cold it's I've got it in
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summer it's yeah it's real hot here right now bit of man flow
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H I've been yes I have been playing a little bit of Xbox while have been sick
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but I think that game the score yeah I mean being sick shouldn't hold you back
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man no no so it's summer for you guys there it's winter for me here so it's
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cooled right down today is a nice chilly 26°
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C how far away is Singapore it's in the northern hemisphere it's winter there
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well it's not winter because I live in the tropics and we don't have seasons
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it's just hot all year round but if you want to get get specific it's wet season
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now which means in the afternoons it rains and kind of cools it down a little
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bit okay that's only weird because you're only 3 hours behind kind of thing
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thats me out a bit Yeah but this the time difference goes from sure east to
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west not north to south yeah yeah okay I just I hadn't expected that so okay
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interesting interesting well yeah it's [ __ ] hot here so yeah it's still
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[ __ ] hot here and yeah C's got like two temperatures either freezing or just
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stinking hot so we're now gone from freezing we're now stinking hot it get
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real cold there yeah now Luke uh you have made excuses of saying you've got a
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cold uh but I do remember a Snapchat from nearly half hour ago and I happen
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to know you're drunk and high so if you don't do a good job you really can't blame the
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cold well yeah you got me yeah you got nothing to say for that no no
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nothing yeah well I mean he's always drunken high and he always delivers yeah that's
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what I mean so he should have no problem it's fine fine so if anything it is the
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illness if there's a problem that's the only difference true you know we could
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talk about illness a bit I guess because that's a nice segue Matt yeah we talked
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about this a bit last week and I said I'd do some research and I did um and I
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think we should back up I think we should back up mhm and we should talk
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about the first part of the news and then say go into that sure so the first
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part is a bit of followup before we get into our own research followup Charlie
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Sheen came out last week and said that he had AIDS Y and uh he was HIV positive
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excuse me he was HIV positive he was positive he had a y um and he's now come
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out and said uh yeah I think I got it
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when a transvestite [ __ ] me and I was
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paying him and he filmed it yeah and I've paid him a lot of money $10 million
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uh to keep him quiet yeah lot of good that did is this one of the men that's suing
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him uh I don't know I don't know if he's being sued apparently he was being
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blackmailed at one point not transvest either it's transexual he says
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transexual men does that mean uh like if someone is a transsexual man does that
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mean male to female or female to male uh technically transsexual man means female
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to male but I think this is just ignorance on the part of the journalist
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here so what he means he means uh a man
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who is having estrogen and uh yeah female hormone Replacements and his
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transitioning into a woman that's what I thought yeah but he has been very
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specific to say that these are pre-op transsexuals I.E still have dicks yeah
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yeah yeah that was a fantasy of his loveed a dick yeah well that's interest I mean [ __ ]
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it's pretty brave to come out and say all that after but I love this I love
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the way that this is uh worded too Charlie has for a long time had a
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fascination with transsexual men he's curiosity got the better of him so he hired
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several that's that's how you do it you just [ __ ] high that's not curiosity
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getting the best of you that's over a period of time indulging yourself right
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that's what that is which you know that's fine except in this case it's not
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because got HIV from it unfortunately right yeah yeah so that that that came
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out and that that leads us into the other the news from last week that I
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didn't really know about um and I you know what I thought I'd heard it and I I
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realized where I heard it um and that's that's where I got up to date on it
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again is I looked around it and there was a John saffran the music jam music
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jamere piece on on this um which I think that's where I first learned about it
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too I don't think I actually ever watched it but I think I saw it in the
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trailers or something and and that must be how I knew about it cuz when I
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watched I watched the whole thing and I I hadn't heard this before there was
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information in there that I hadn't heard so to back up if you missed last week's
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cuz I honestly it's not the kind of thing I would forget about Dave Gro you
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know what I mean we're talking about the Foo Fighters being AIDS deniers yes so
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they I think I was shocked when I heard about this well this was a while ago and
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apparently they've been very quiet about
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it s so and also we could they
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um they were they read a book by this
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woman uh who who had HIV allegedly had HIV and whose daughter also contracted
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HIV in the womb and then died because she refused to treat her go on yes they
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both died um eventually uh at the time
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at the time this the woman was still alive and they she'd written this book
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about how she didn't believe that that you know AIDS or HIV was real and that
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it was a bunch of other stuff yeah um like cancer or other illnesses um and it
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was just an excuse for pharmaceutical companies to to the new you know the new
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treatments were just yeah she thought it was a conspiracy money grubbing yeah and
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so they bought into it um and I mean this footage they they did a documentary
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with her or with with them about it and stuff and there's footage of did concert
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raise money for it yeah so I mean that's got to be pretty embarrassing for them now and so
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just to clarify yeah apparently I mean they haven't said anything about it I
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assume they no longer believe that because it's ridiculous but they did at
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a they did in the '90s at some point believe that and and put money and
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effort into supporting it into trying to get people to stop trying to find a cure
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for AIDS exactly because they didn't believe it existed and in honor of that
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I've written this jingle
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everybody's lying about HIV saying that trying to give it
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[Music]
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to so I don't listen to a whole lot of f fighters but I think that sounds a bit
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like them yeah yeah it just sounds like that kind of shitty generic rock that
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they play yeah I quite like the food Fighters course you do did did that
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sound like them did it yes it did nice all right keeping ear out for my new
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album It's called
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Fighters but it just sounds like to me just is they went out did this they've
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worked out they've made a horrible and then they've just shut up about going
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talk about that anymore thing to do okay what's the
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worst case scenario right AIDS isn't real and people that think they had AIDS
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are taking medication to fix it that's not really a problem do you know what I
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mean convincing them not to take any medicine is not going to help them and
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taking medicine financially it's a financially it's a problem I guess for
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for for lower income people but um I mean
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yeah I don't know it seems like it's one of the worst things that celebrities you
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know you know they're all associated with stupid [ __ ] they've all got
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something well actually you know it's not the worst thing because you've got
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now you've got like the the antix idiots and all that kind of stuff too and
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that's you hate those antia but you can actually they're literally causing
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people to like children to die like come on for the but this is the whole thing
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like with the people thinking like um drug companies are just doing this to
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try and make money there was a company last year that brought one of the age
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the rights to the age drugs and then increased the price of it a thousand
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times yeah right and so that's why that sort of gives credibility to people
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going ah it's just a pharmaceutical companies trying to scare money out of
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people I think I think they they are but also I think it's real you know what I
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mean like yeah yeah I'm on medication for various things and it's all pretty [ __ ]
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expensive you're right and it I mean you can argue that it doesn't need to be and
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they've proven in many cases that it doesn't need to be as expensive as it is
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but I mean the the market will will pay what the market pays and then speaking
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of which I will pay whatever I have to to stay alive EXA well and that's why
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they're able to charge so much yeah that's right are there any mice on Mars
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yeah apparently if I did watch this video um yeah I watched it too Matt and it's a great
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video it's so good so there's this article which obviously will be in this show
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where watch the video in this article it's pretty funny this guy's
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gone through all these photos from from the Mars rover and and then I like how
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only one of them is a mouse the others are just random [ __ ] yeah but it's
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basically he's taken a bunch of photos and then he slowly Zooms in on various
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rocks that are vaguely shaped like animals and then he switches to enhanced
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mode which in some includes like superimposing skeletons over them and
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it's like yeah so one of them looks like an owl I assume it was supposed to be an
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owl like a [ __ ] ows hunting the mice
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on Mars what and then um and then yeah and then larger be if he had have
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stopped at the first one at the mouse he might have had something but he would
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kept going I'll be honest guys I only saw one with the mouse so this is
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actually news to me oh the video If you scroll down and watch the video there's
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a bunch of them right he Zooms in on all sorts of it's very dramatic and also I
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love it because it says under the image on the on the
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article it says photo credit could this be a martian Mouse NASA JPL like NASA
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didn't say that it should say could this be a martian Mouse question mark and
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then it should say photoc credit nasa/jpl like don't attribute that [ __ ]
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to NASA they're not wondering about this no they know that's a rock
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of course it is yeah pretty funny and also like yeah again it's not even it's
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not even multiple mice it's one alleged
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Mouse one one alleged hourly creature one alleged [ __ ] dinosaur looking
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thing like and and they don't address why would they why would they hide this
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they're in the photos in plain sight why would they be
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like I don't know what you're talking about paying billions of dollars to shut
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up about mice yeah exactly like they didn't pick up on it but one like
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[ __ ] guy on his laptop in in his mom's basement was like wait a
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minute can't see the forest for the trees that's a mouse oh
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[Laughter] MK it's not it's not a
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mouse it is very entertaining though you
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know hilarious animal news um so uh
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police uh back there in Australia were called out on a domestic violence
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dispute because several neighbors uh called in reports of uh a man beating
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his wife screaming you're going to [ __ ] die [ __ ] and stuff like that um
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so they arrived at his house burst down the door and he was just kind of oh they
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heard a woman screaming yeah and a woman screaming yeah correct um burst down his
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door and found it was just a man killing a spider and he he really really hated
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spiders and they said no mate we've got reports of a woman screaming as well and
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he's like oh that might have been me as well cuz I'm quite scared Flanders I
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know that's exactly what I thought
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too yeah well that doesn't explain the woman screaming well maybe it
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does oh H embarrassing in this article The Guardian article you scroll to the
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bottom it's got a video of a guy who pulled up at a gas station you seen this
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and then there was a spider on the pump
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so he used his lighter oh God what
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God sprayed petrol at it and the whole [ __ ] thing catches on fire look at
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the video that's insane scroll down makes no sense yeah people don't like
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spiders man no they really don't this is in this is in Michigan I think they even
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have spiders in America I thought they didn't have spiders at least not
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dangerous ones I don't know spiders they're still scary like the black Widow
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the Black Widow is no the Black Widow is a um serial killer from the 1930s man he
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is American though he's American he no no that's the Black Dalia who am I
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thinking of Black Dalia I think wasn't the girl the Black Dalia and it was the
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Black Dalia murder and she was murdered yeah and decapitated if I
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recall yeah she was kind of cut in
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half yeah and quite hot I understand
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well maybe beforehand well depends what you're into yeah it
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does I guess so speaking of which I guess it does oh God what if you Google
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image search it there's pictures of her oh my God black Daria like the first
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picture hot oh yeah yeah so that's yeah she's cutting half yeah that's what I
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thought yeah with a like a Joker Style smile and stuff like that yeah it's
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[ __ ] up yeah really [ __ ] up tits cut off mhm belly SL
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Luke she gets her tits cut off seriously listeners don't Google it if you're
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squeamish it's not it's very unle goodness gracious but I will say this
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the before the pictures is quite attractive but that joker smile cut into
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her oh God love that joker why am I still looking at
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this well let's move on let's move on to to Happ news sure take my mind off it imagine
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you found out your nen was a prostitute are you talking about my n specifically
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Matt or is this a general question to the listeners no no I mean your your nan
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then my Nan's got a lot of problems so I would not I would not be surprised but
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if I find out she was or is I think she'd have to plug her phone in if she
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was going to start a business for STS yeah oh my poor Nan Jesus Christ did I
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tell you my n spent the night in her garage the other day because she forgot
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her keys and then it turns out she wasn't even locked out she just wasn't
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strong enough to open the screen door oh
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my god oh man not a prostitute but uh
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the grandmother in this article
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is apparently so well I mean look sadly I know from the internet that this is a
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thing yeah uh people like the older
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ladies so uh well to be fair I me or is it this uh is this when she was younger
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this is when she was younger this is about this this girl Rachel Grace
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Almeida found out from her dad that his
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ex-wife her mother's mother and father uh right were involved in
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prostitution and uh she assumed that it was just some kind of spite being thrown
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around because of the divorce and her parents being angry at each other and
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she was like you know your nan used to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] and then a lot of people do yeah
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so years later she decided she just couldn't get it out of her mind and she
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needed to ask and so she rang her grand and she said look don't take this the
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wrong way if it's not true uh but did you used to be a
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prostitute yeah and she said yeah yeah I was I mean that's got to happen yeah a
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bit a bit you know cuz people are that's right and then she came out she said
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look I feel like I've betrayed you by keeping this secret but
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yeah exactly my favorite part of this article of course is also discovering
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that not only is your nan a prostitute but that your
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granddad was [ __ ] her for cash and that's how they
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met oh a lovely story a year into sex work she met my grandfather this is
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obviously uh Rachel talking again wow so let me uh a year into sex work she met my
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grandfather who was one of her regular clients quoting her grandma your grandpa
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loved prostitutes he used to come and see me every weekend he was a very shy
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timid man but he had all the natural urges of a
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man but then she goes on to say the reason your grandfather couldn't
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have more kids is because he picked up a lot of STDs and was left sterile I
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myself had four abortions because men wouldn't follow the rules
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I went to very expensive doctors who gave me abortion pills and herbs good
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God I'd rather just have the kids so um yeah it's turned from funny into just
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tragically [ __ ] up I'm just wondering is this going to become more and more
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common though I hope not hear me out hear me out you think I need to ask
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Jenner some questions that what he's saying well not just even prostitutes
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but even people are in porn and everything now because now that's all
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mainstream and you have all these people who got to go out make one or two movies
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when they're 18 and then they're going to go and have family so yeah that's
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true just going to become the norm in a couple of years yeah I mean next
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Generation you did that obviously Luke I made more than a couple yeah what was
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your screen name bigi good
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answer yeah that was a really good answer all right that's also the name of this
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pod now I got to register bigs.com and then just transer that picture of Luke
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with his dick out and make a fake porn website oh man this is going to cost me a
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fortune listeners go to patreon.com multip nerdgasm I need I need money to pay for
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the stupid websites I keep registering Matt um are you crying right
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now a little little if you are yeah um I mean you might not be able to do
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anything there but if you were in Japan you could rent for around
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$60 um a handsome Japanese boy to come to your home or workplace and wipe away
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your tears yeah
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amazing [ __ ] I love Japan is so good I know I can't wait I'm going there next
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year are you oh yeah you are yeah I click through the website yeah for the
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service and uh I mean it it is it doesn't seem to be aimed at women yeah
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um generally think it's aimed at Australian men who are upset about
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financial things no it's but it's just so strange I thought it was strange
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already and then some reason when I saw that it was women I was like that's so
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that's even weirder for some reason because I already in my head I already
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know that Japanese men do weird [ __ ] I hadn't considered that Japanese women
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would like I mean this is I find this so odd yeah but you can rent people to do a
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lot of things for you in Japan oh I know know in fact they
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clicked through yeah there um this this article led me on to another because the
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guy who started this business his he he's had a number of businesses before
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that and I clicked through another article and it was actually really
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depressing it was um one of his prior businesses um was this there's a
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Japanese term called kodokushi uh it means lonely death and refers to
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somebody who dies Alone um because their
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family is doesn't contact them or no one basically no one loves them anymore so
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they live by themselves and they die alone in a house and go unnoticed for
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weeks until a neighbor notices the smell and then there are buses now to deal
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with this because it's so frequent in Apparently one third of Japanese houses
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are Solo dwellings yeah man that's a lot there a lot of people living on their
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own and then just the fact that that that happens is sad but then also that
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some entrepreneur was like I've got it that's an untapped
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Market yeah and then from that he he he noticed that a lot of people got sad
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afterwards and then and then then he thought hang on a minute and then he he
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went on moved on to he did an experiment where he made people watch sad videos
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and then they felt better after they'd cried and so then he started this
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service because not only will these people come and wipe away your tears
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they'll watch sad videos with you until you cry and then they'll cry with you
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and then wipe your tears and then they're like all right that'll be
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that'll be 60 bucks that'll be 7,900 was like such a s sad
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job it's so strange yeah except but apparently he he thinks it helps people
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it's called Tear seeking but you can rent like a mom to
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cuddle in Japan like if you're like a businessman and you're away or your
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mom's passed away or you just want a a mom to cuddle you can you can
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rent like an old lady to just come and tell you that she's proud of you and
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give you a hug and then go away I think just the fact that that see over here
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right yeah if I said I'm gonna guys I'm going to start a business it's for uh
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it's for p you know businessmen whose moms have died and they're a bit sad and
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they want someone to give them a bit of a hug they call up and uh we'll send
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send some women around to give them a hug you'd be like what the [ __ ] are you
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talking about wrong with you whereas whereas in Japan somebody gave them a
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business line yeah that's right and said you know what you're the real hero and
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they're making a good living out of it yeah yeah so yeah God bless Japan I
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really want to go there one day I really do yeah just got back from there
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actually um I'm hoping to from a holiday soon actually I've never been yeah me
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either it just seems so so interesting it's just so different like like in a
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good way I don't mean that in a bad way it's just like it's fascinating to me
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yeah me too I'm going for two weeks next year nice that's a lot of little gold
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panties you can buy from vending machines in two weeks I did promise I
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will buy you some thank you thank you so weird I know that of all the people I've
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asked that have let me down that you will come through for me yeah well look
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that that's one Asian country I'd like to visit one Asian country I would not
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like to visit is North Korea I would love to visit there me too L me too I
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think be amazing you can do a tour you can and just to see like all the fake
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STS and the fake hospitals you've got to be so careful multiple nerdgasm tour of
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North Korea can you imagine it man listeners go to patreon and sign up
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there will be a special reward tier if you fund our trip to North Korea yeah
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all right patreon.com nasm I mean it's only a 4 and a half hour flight for me
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so you know it can't be that expensive it's a it's a little more for us but I
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mean I'll do it if if people going to pay for it I will go I'll go well I'll
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get a haircut while I'm there yeah you should you might have to grow the top a
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little long before you go then yeah I'm not sure I'm physically
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able to pull its style off anymore I'm getting a little thin on the old top
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yeah AR we all M but uh yeah they uh Kim Kim jongon recently came out with a new
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a new look yeah he's he's he's got a new style very Dapper um which why don't you
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describe the style to us so that we can picture it well he's he's shaved up very
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like his side he's got no sideburns at all in fact he's got negative sideburns
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at this point he's into the negatives the margin on his sideburns is in
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reverse and so his hairline kind of starts where his eyebrows are and goes
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all the way around and it kind of goes into a beff font above that like kind of
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swept back yeah yeah but it's but it's but it's a bit it's kind of a bit wide
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it's like the worst parts of three different hair styles that's right and not only that
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they've trimmed his eyebrows to be about half the length I would call these the
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Adolf Hitler mustache of eyebrows yeah yeah so it's an
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interesting look but not only that they're now saying they they encourage
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all men to adopt this hairstyle uh I mean I I don't think it's
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required but you are required if you don't have encouraged a lot different
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from ours yeah that's true uh I think it's I think it's very different from
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ours yeah um but if you don't have this hairstyle you are required to keep hair
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to a maximum of 2 cm in length yeah there's a there's something like for
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women there's like 14 uh pre-approved hairstyles that you
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can have no well it's it says here women have also been told they must adopt a
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bob similar to that affected by Ry solu the North Korean Leader's wife the only
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exceptions to the new rules are performers wow sounds like a great
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country yeah that's great we're real real free do you know do you know though
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they're not technically a communist country and you know
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why why because they still have a democratic election every 5
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years however okay there is only ever one name on the [Laughter]
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ballot so they do vote they just don't have a choice [ __ ] terrifies me that this
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place exists in the world today it's so surreal isn't it it's so surreal it's
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really weird I mean I'm sure there's worse places to be honest in fact I'm
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I'm positive there but this is pretty bad if you commit a crime your children
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and grandchildren also get the sentence as well so you could go to jail for
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something when you're old enough that your grandparents did before you were
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born [ __ ] hell my n was a prostitute yeah that's right was and
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is if you think getting sent to a labor camp stop your nan from sucking dick for
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money oh dear North Korea what won't
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they make people speaking of um tyranny yeah you guys see all the swastikas and
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the trains in New York City obviously not in in real life but I saw this
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article and I I I mean I'm still a bit confused about what this is okay so you
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guys know the Philip K dick novel The Man in the High Castle yes yeah so the
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premise is that the Allies Lost World War II and so it's set in modern day
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America which is run by the Japanese and uh they're doing a TV series about it
30:02
except I think just to try not to piss off the Japanese it seems like they've
30:06
gone more naziis skewed for the show whereas actually in the novel it's very
30:10
Japanese um and as a bit of a marketing stunt and somebody must have thought
30:15
they did such a good job coming up with this idea they changed the interior
30:21
decals of all the New York public trains to be Nazi
30:28
themed to show what it would be like if you were living in 2015 uh if the
30:33
Germans had won the war uh but most people don't know what the [ __ ] the man
30:37
in the High Castle is and they just got onto trains and went um what the actual
30:42
[ __ ] um they just went through this whole thing where they had the
30:46
Confederate flags been taken down from everywhere well see that's that's a
30:51
little different I think I I kind of see how see on the one hand I'm like I think
30:55
that would be cool to see because I Amed interested in that kind of fiction and
31:00
and and you know I mean see what you will about about the Nazis go ahead I'm
31:05
not going to get I'm going to defend them but uh I will def I thought you
31:09
going somewhere else like look say what you want about the Nazis but they got
31:13
[ __ ] done you know they had some uh they had some good design is what I where I
31:18
was going to go with that they uh they looked cool and I think Hugo Boss designed those
31:23
uniforms yeah I know crazy thought about this the person who came up with this
31:29
idea he's a genius they're not going to fire this person they're going to come out and
31:35
publicly say sorry we made a mistake blah blah blah blah blah yeah but
31:39
everyone will now be talking about this and a lot of people who would have not
31:42
even heard of this before are now going to watch yeah yeah you're right people
31:46
didn't know what this what the book was now they do mhm
31:51
genius yeah yeah yeah I would I'd be interested to see this cuz yeah it looks
31:56
like it's the American flag but with a swast instead of the um yeah uh actually
32:01
no it's kind of inverted now that now that I mention it the [ __ ] I don't even
32:04
know what the American flag looks like now all I see is yeah I know I know I
32:09
know see swasti you just Bally replace that with the star it's like a modified
32:12
version of it it's a oh I sorry the reason I'm confused is because it's it's
32:16
the bench's two iterations of the flag that's why I'm confused yeah yeah yeah
32:21
that's why I confused myself looking at the photo yeah yeah it's pretty
32:26
interesting um definitely Ely good marketing uh depending on how it
32:31
goes yeah that's right I just love it that there's a um there's a campaign
32:36
hashtag this is not okay following this around now yeah see
32:42
and then the the photo caption says offensive H and I don't know is it
32:48
offensive [ __ ] feminists should pay for their tampons and we should be
32:52
allowed to put [ __ ] swas stickers around I think their timing's bad is it
32:58
offensive I mean what why is why is this
33:02
a timing thing too soon in America at the moment there's a lot of um talk
33:07
about different types of flags like the Confederate flag the Redskins the the
33:12
NFL team there's a lot of talk in America about [ __ ] all sorts of Nanny
33:15
[ __ ] at the moment like it's the I don't know what's going on with the world at
33:20
the moment you can't say anything and yeah I I agree with you in that it's
33:26
kind of a the the being offended is a is a hot
33:30
button issue at the moment yeah yeah but here's the thing right a nanny State can
33:36
work really well in the right environment I'm living in one now right
33:40
you're not allowed to chew gum here do you know what I mean like yeah sure but
33:45
because this country isn't full of [ __ ] who want to rock the B
33:49
everyone's just like well you know what they won't be gum everywhere so let's
33:52
just enjoy that you know they don't pick at the streets and be like it's our
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right to chew gum yeah I don't know it's just is it
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offensive well I mean it doesn't offend me but that doesn't mean anything of
34:02
course it doesn't offend me I'm [ __ ] my ancestors were probably
34:08
Nazis it's been dowed probably I'm not joking I'm not joking my my ancestor it
34:14
doesn't count as ancestors if you know them personally Matt your
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grandad like you know like my ancestors
34:22
were Kels your grandad was a
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Nazi great Grandad great Grandad yeah he was
34:30
great maybe maybe we don't know for sure because he was
34:34
[Laughter]
34:39
arrested that's that's actually true moving on also Jenner I apologize
34:45
earlier I know I made that sound at one point at least so I apologize for that
34:49
I'm not supposed to make that noise anymore on the podcast yeah and I've
34:52
made fun of all Americans again so I apologize for that or is that just in
34:55
general you're allowed to make that noise and she's just
34:58
it's the podcast I'm also not allowed to bow at people in public yeah that that
35:02
was weird go to Japan man have you been bowing at people yeah so apparently I
35:07
have a really weird habit uh sometimes it's not even not even like celebrities
35:11
or anything like that it's like it's a nervous tick I guess but when I meet
35:16
people uh sometimes I guess I get a bit nervous or embarrassed and I do a little
35:22
bow when I say goodbye like a as in a little kind of um like put put your
35:26
hands together like a like a little prayer like I'm like I'm you know kind
35:30
of like a a kind of you know like a little Buddhist kind of B yeah there's
35:35
nothing wrong with that you don't have to stop that you know what if you did
35:38
that around here they would be like you are a very polite and respectful young
35:43
man right that's yeah exactly that's that's that's what it's supposed to be
35:47
but no apparently is I don't know why I do it I do it sometimes like I said not
35:50
not celebrities or anything it's just randomly sometimes I do it places like
35:54
um Myanmar and Cambodia and and Thailand and places like that you have to put
35:59
your hands together when you apologize or thank someone otherwise you don't mean it well
36:05
yeah I mean you just wouldn't say it it's kind of like you're only saying
36:08
half the word if you're not doing the gesture as well interesting so we have a
36:12
Burmese uh audio engineer in my office and like if be
36:20
cat yep yeah yeah exactly right but like if he's late or something he'll come out
36:26
and he'll have his hands clasped above his going sorry sorry it's adorable
36:30
especially when you think of a cat doing
36:35
it yeah exactly all right do you guys want to
36:41
hear the final episode believe this is the last one I'm disappointed it's the
36:46
last one we finally get to find out I don't want it to end final episode
36:50
tempting why you oh well I mean it's the first season it might come back no I've
36:56
heard the second season will be about someone totally different yeah I
36:58
wouldn't yeah that's right I wouldn't hold your breath but uh yeah so we got
37:03
the final episode of uh of tempting fate well look hopefully after this um Terry
37:07
works out his legal problems with the sherper union and they can finally lift
37:13
the Embargo and we can air the remaining episodes of season one of Sasquatch
37:19
watch we'll see we'll see his yeah he hoping yeah but anyway here it is the
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final episode enjoy
37:29
previously on tempting fate the victim was Darlene smallo wife of renowned
37:34
Sasquatch Hunter Terry smallo the British expat Barnaby Wellington was
37:39
arrested for her murder welcome to the final episode of
37:46
tempting fate there has been a major new development in the case and we are going
37:50
to cut right to some audio from The piga District Courthouse the voices you will
37:54
hear are Mr Terry smallo Mr Barnaby
37:58
Willington his defense attorney urina pz daughter of the deceased Pisa pz and
38:05
Judge Me by my size of you based on the New Evidence put
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forward by China
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mcut we ask that Mr Wellington is
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granted a new hearing to
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reassess his innocence
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and granted your request is oh thank you sir thank you what's this [ __ ]
38:34
[ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all this is a [ __ ] outrage the Sasquatch hunts
38:38
tonight you mark my [ __ ] words that judge looks really familiar Terry and I
38:44
would like to thank everyone for listening to our show we aim to make
38:47
sure that those who were responsible for Darlene's murder are held accountable
38:52
and Justice is served well if you ask me Justice was served and it will be again
38:56
when barnab is found guilty this hearing and I throw that [ __ ] back in jail after
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all the time I spent looking into this case it seems to me it's likely they did
39:04
get the right man and speaking of finding the right man Terry and I would like to announce
39:11
our engagement yeah I feel like I've really got to know you during the
39:14
investigation especially uh especially after you sent me those new Terry what
39:20
it's not like I'm going to put them up on Instagram
39:23
instagram.com small [ __ ] we are going to take a long relaxing break from tempting
39:27
fate and the case so that's it for this season maybe Terry you could take me to
39:32
the Himalayas for our honeymoon n I'm not allow back there that reminds me did
39:36
you get those passports for us I did I'm not sure why you didn't want to use our
39:41
real names oh uh well you know we're celebrities now sugar tits got to keep
39:46
it on the damn low as long as I get to see a Sasquatch I'll be Satisfied what
39:51
not you too what is with you women always wanting a little Sasquatch press
39:56
well if that's how is no worries I know a great cave we can go for a honeymoon
40:00
and you'll get what's coming to you you got that insurance right oh man the end
40:06
oh and you know what I I only just got
40:10
this episode that China mcut is Asia
40:19
mlan also I don't I don't want to spoil anything but you should go back and
40:24
listen to that episode the opening monologue uh Jen did a pry
40:30
good I'm going to say anything else I think you should have a like I'm
40:35
going to go back and listen they're on our specials page yeah can we put those
40:38
all back to back somewhere yeah yeah yeah they'll be on the specials page uh
40:42
I need to something went funny with episode 5 so I'm fixing that but it'll
40:46
be up by the time you hear this it'll all be all be that we all be up so uh
40:50
also you've got a week between recording this and it being live to put something
40:55
on the Instagram cuz people are people are going to check I'll be checking that
41:00
daily right mhm okay we'll figure something out I'm on Terry small shoe at
41:05
Instagram right now and uh it's nothing but pictures of Terry kicking around the
41:10
Pillager all right all right well it's uh instagram.com smallo our Instagram uh
41:17
is instagram.com multip nerdgasm you should follow us there follow
41:20
on Lots uh yeah stuff we've been going to some events yeah you know we've been
41:26
covering some stuff yeah making an effort well people people are liking it
41:30
so uh we deliver more of it that's the thing right if you like it we'll do more
41:33
of it so you know twitter.com nerdgasm sorry we had to
41:38
shorten it yeah facebook.com/ multipl nerdgasm um email mult uh podcast multip
41:45
nasm.com or go to the website multip nasm.com use the contact form and you
41:49
can write into us uh as did one listener this week yeah uh Daniel of the internet
41:56
different Daniel as he yeah he's he's just called himself Daniel of the
42:00
internet I guess you know who you are and he sent in something for a little segment we
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[Music]
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call right on the tip of Mom's to yeah and so other words we've got some to
42:24
news this week some some Town news uh and it's uh it's actually an eBay
42:29
auction that I don't know how he found this it's pretty amaz I think he was
42:32
Googling town just quietly and and I love I love that
42:38
that's a possibility I actually I kind of like the idea that he wasn't and he
42:43
stumbled across this and then I think so many people now enjoy that segment that
42:48
it's bound to happen I guess bound that that they've SE yeah so this is a an
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eBay auction for a Nissen naara d22 toeb
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bar and to going cheap so I mean it's
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very Rusty and also the auction will have ended by the time you hear this um
43:06
but we'll link to it in the show notes uh anyway um and if for some reason the
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auction is um is removed I'll have a screen grab that we can share on on
43:15
Instagram or something but yeah thanks Daniel for sending that in we really
43:18
appreciate it I got a good laugh at Danel the internet kind of sounds like
43:21
Lawrence of Arabia yeah do you think he'll get himself captured by the Turks
43:25
and raped yeah maybe one day there'll be an Android that models himself after
43:29
Daniel of the internet yeah that was a really obscure Prometheus reference do
43:34
you know that t Lawrence was raped by the Turks I didn't know that yeah he was
43:40
I thought I wasn't sure if you met him or the actor um Michael
43:44
Fender I'd like to see you [ __ ] try rape Michael
43:49
Fender he's very hand [ __ ] gut you man yeah probably true I mean he's
43:55
Magneto I wouldn't have a chance wouldn't stand Mac Beth now too yeah and
43:58
he's uh and he's Assassin's Creed he's um what's the guy from the first one um
44:03
Creed Apollo Creed Apollo Creed from Assassin's Creed with music by
44:09
Creed was it Etso from the first one noio was second one two yeah was the guy
44:14
from the first one I can't remember now that's the only one I've played with an
44:17
a yeah ah not ano ano was from Trinity um oh God [ __ ] riding played the
44:23
first one quite honestly and I don't even I know don't even remember his name
44:28
I did want to play the pirate one that was kind of on my list the pirate ones
44:31
were great yeah I've got it I haven't played it love sailing around all right
44:35
well look I haven't played that but what I have played more of this week is
44:39
Battlefront um and you've been playing too we played a bit the other night ly
44:44
yes I had a lot of fun so did Jenna yeah
44:47
you it's good good you yelled a lot
44:52
look I get very frustrated sometimes and I say mean things about games but
44:58
afterwards I did enjoy it so with take it with a gr of Soul if anybody out
45:02
there listening ends up playing a game with me ever I might sound like I'm
45:05
really pissed off and and not having fun but on the inside I
45:10
am F we need to do it again deep don't think I have you on Xbox Live anymore uh
45:16
what no you created your new account I did create a new account because it
45:19
locked me out of my old account and try as I might Microsoft would not let me uh
45:25
reclaim my old account cuz you're in a different country oh well we need to
45:28
read you then is that why maybe that is why anyway would not let me yeah yeah
45:32
you might have to transfer it to a to another country I know that in the US um
45:37
like Jenna had to transfer hers to here and vice versa right okay well no [ __ ]
45:41
it there's there's nothing I specifically need no reason I need to
45:44
stay with that old account so I could just add you all on my new account yep
45:49
all right well I got a I got a screenshot uh I managed to jump on the
45:53
back of an at880 uh the other night yep so I got a I took a screen grab that put
45:57
that on the Instagram that was that was pretty fun uh it did it did eventually
46:01
murder me um while I was up there but uh yeah whatever had a good time up while I
46:07
was up there the game's just fun and uh yeah I it's good I don't I'm not super
46:12
into the hero mode it's all right it's just I find it a bit frustrating I you
46:16
know it's probably just because I'm not very good at it if I'm honest I was
46:20
really good at it somehow yeah you you you did really well I really like the
46:25
dog fighting I really sadron they need to release more Mission more levels of
46:29
that just flying around and I got really frustrated in the Walker assault and I
46:34
think I think the main reason is that like I I am not that good at it but also
46:40
I'm not that good at it and everybody else has 10 times better weapons than I
46:44
do because they've been playing it a lot more and they're better at it so because
46:47
no no no you unlock better weapons right as you gain more credits and you go
46:52
along and so there are people with jetpacks and [ __ ]
46:57
um you know like H's Blaster which can one shot you if they get a head shot and
47:01
I've just got this I'm running around on the ground like an idiot like shooting
47:05
him with the standard Stormtrooper Blaster it's I don't know that
47:08
frustrates me a bit I only used the um the standard ones I haven't unlocked
47:13
anything well then I'm just [ __ ] then I guess no excuse M by the sounds of it
47:18
head shot head shot head shot yeah easier said than done I guess look I
47:22
haven't played any Battlefront at all since last time not at all no I've been
47:27
focusing solely on Fallout I played some more Fallout I'm
47:32
more into it now than I was mhm MH I I think I probably mentioned that I wasn't
47:35
that into it last time oh you've made that clear yeah no no well I I'm into it
47:41
now I'm having fun with it if I told you I told you about the bug where Mama
47:44
Murphy is stuck in my ceiling didn't I that's that's that's a bit frustrating
47:50
apparently this is a common bug you um you you you know she asked you to build
47:54
her a chair yeah yeah yeah so filter a chair and I went to place it in the
47:59
building and there's this bug where you place it on the ground and it goes Boop
48:05
up into the ceiling and then so weird she comes along and goes ah my chair
48:11
sits in it and then she's up in the ceiling and then you can no longer
48:14
interact with her right and and she doesn't she's she's just sitting in it
48:19
she doesn't move from it now she's stuck in it you can you can click to talk on
48:23
her and she goes hello have you brought me some drugs and then but because
48:28
you're not close enough to her the dialog options don't appear
48:33
yeah yeah so I'm hoping they'll patch that in a way that just teleports her
48:37
back onto the ground or something maybe you see what I did with her was uh when
48:41
she build a chair I went fine I built her a chair and I just put it out in the
48:46
street so what a [ __ ] she's just she just sits in the street yes H see that's
48:52
what I should have done cuz I was like the when I first built it I thought that
48:56
it didn't work cuz I couldn't find it and then I realized yeah it was in the
49:00
ceiling so that that's been a bit of a pain but whatever I guess I just won't
49:05
finish that story line and then I got to Diamond City and I've been doing some
49:09
stuff and then I I kind of wandered off down into into Boston further and I
49:13
encountered a number of places that I've actually been in Boston that's awesome
49:17
that was really exciting so uh got to Newbury Street which I'm sure you'll
49:22
recall Luke yes where the the comic shop is uh and then you follow that up you
49:27
end up at the Boston Common uh which doesn't really look like it does in real
49:32
life but it was nice anyway and then you can go down into the tea station which
49:35
is the tea station that we used often when when we were there Luke so in fact
49:40
you know you know that quest with with the detective you go into that train
49:43
station no I'm not up at that part in the game you haven't found the detective
49:48
I know he's missing but then I just started wondering off discovering stuff
49:51
all right well this isn't a huge spoiler but he's he's in the tea station that we
49:55
were in ah which which is pretty
50:00
exciting yeah now I know where to look for him yeah retrace my step there's a
50:05
map marker that tells you where he is that's not really a spoiler no no no
50:09
that's why that's why I was like I don't feel that bad about saying it cuz you
50:13
know you can't spoil things with me no that's true oh and also I know obviously
50:17
Salem is in it as well because I've got a quest now to go up to the witch Museum
50:20
so got that have you been there actually heading over there at the moment I
50:25
haven't been there yet see I haven't been there yet I'm curi curious to see
50:27
how realistic that looks cuz Boston I mean the areas that I've been to they
50:30
don't look they're not accurate but they're it's pretty good it's pretty
50:33
cool to see the places was cool while we were driving through Las Vegas and we
50:37
saw all the places from Fallout New Vegas right and also I mean making a a
50:42
an exact replica doesn't necessarily make a good game so it's fine that
50:46
they're not exactly the same but it's nice and it's nice to see the little
50:48
nods I find it funny that everyone's got a Boston accent because it's hundreds of
50:53
years after a nuclear war they wouldn't all talk like they do now yeah
50:59
true yeah I really want them to depart from America for the next Fallout yeah
51:05
this is great I'm really enjoying it but it's still so syy because it's still
51:09
America Australia probably wouldn't be a good one no but Europe or Asia or just
51:15
something i' love to see what happened elsewhere in the world exactly right exactly y
51:21
Russia this the same yeah supposed so I mean how could you
51:27
tell I don't know if it's all that bad it's disgusting I think Putin is
51:32
probably quite nice no I've never been I I said that I wanted to go once I was
51:36
talking to a Russian guy at work I said I'd love to go to Russia and he said why
51:41
I spent so long trying to get out of that place that's my Russian accent it's
51:44
pretty good that's great but he told me yeah he goes don't go there and if you
51:47
do go there don't get out of the car Jesus Christ well that's a shining
51:51
endorsement yeah and were you like uh are you threatening me before I'm even there
51:57
no but I've seen videos of of how they drive I don't know if I want to be in a
52:00
car there either well don't be in one or out of one M yeah I know that's what
52:05
maybe I'll just follow his advice maybe I just won't go there just don't go
52:08
probably probably good idea don't go out at night don't get
52:12
taxis yeah don't go out there in the day don't get
52:18
taxis I don't know for some reason just very something put in my head don't get
52:21
into taxi in Russia I'm not really planning on going to Russia I must say
52:27
no it's not on my list there if there was a beloved uh film from your
52:32
childhood about a cuddly creature that turns into an ugly green creature yeah
52:37
uh say a film that we discussed on this podcast in great depth before say a film
52:41
where many many people die or well allegedly yeah allegedly die allegedly
52:46
di yeah they died allegedly and uh well okay they died but they allegedly were
52:53
murdered by the little green creatures um we're talking about gml obviously
52:57
yeah and uh and they're making Gremlins three now [ __ ] yeah okay and I love what
53:02
they're actually doing yeah yeah I think it's a sequel yep it's just well not a
53:08
sequel sequel okay it's um they're doing the same thing they've done with
53:12
Jurassic world right it's Universal Story and there's uh there's Gremlins
53:17
everywhere and everyone's bored with them now they're in a park and then uh
53:22
yeah so what was the main guy Tommy Timmy Billy Pelzer Billy Pelzer Billy
53:28
yeah is Billy just an old guy now yeah I guess so I mean I don't know there's a
53:33
whole lot of plot details but it's just um he's confirmed that well here's the
53:38
other thing too um it was him talking about it I believe but also he's not
53:44
sure if he's in it so I don't know how he knows this right okay yeah I think
53:48
it's a little bit of crap him saying he's not sure if he if he knows anything
53:52
about it it's because they've been talking to him yeah it's probably
53:55
true cuz he also says he goes um it's not going to be a reboot uh it'll it'll
54:01
not be any reboot in any way shape or form Chris Columbus has come out and
54:04
said that the first film is very near and dear to his heart and as long as
54:06
he's alive it will never be remade um I swear on my life I don't know if I'm in
54:12
it or not but there's probably a decent chance I am since I'm one of the few
54:15
people left standing from the first movie and then later on he goes well
54:19
hopefully they don't use too much CGI or the CGI will be really good like Planet
54:22
of the Apes movie and hopefully it will have some practical effects too so I
54:25
think maybe he just really wants he just maybe doesn't know a lot about
54:28
it yeah in some ways Gremlin is bigger now than it was back then due to the
54:33
internet and another ways it isn't cuz no one heard of it yeah and maybe if I
54:38
say that this is happening it will happen and I will be in
54:41
it so hopefully hopefully uh it all happens speaking of great movies from
54:48
the 80s and on but starting well starting in the 70s really Ridley Scott
54:55
right yes he birthday today is it unless you're listening to this podcast when it
55:00
comes out in which case it's his birthday one week ago a riddles can we
55:04
sing Happy Birthday to riddles of course
55:06
we can 3 2 1 happy birthy birth really
55:12
Jesus okay this is not going to work Skype doesn't is not good for that not
55:16
good um 78 years old wow wow um now that's that's how a
55:22
man would say it um a woman would say it in months so what is 78 years in months
55:28
have you noticed that anytime you ask a woman how old their [ __ ] kids are
55:31
they always give it to you in months are you asking people whose like
55:36
kids aren a year yet no it's beyond a year Beyond a year get into month just
55:41
just wanted to check I mean kids yeah I haven't heard um Ridley Scott is 935
55:48
months
55:51
so cool yeah any other Ridley Scott news
55:56
well yeah he's he's um we haven't talked about this yet he's doing I don't think
56:01
we did anyway uh the next alien film well the next sorry Prometheus film is
56:06
now called alien Covenant and it now is a prequel to alien and
56:13
Prometheus is too I guess but it's not the direct prequel U there's going to be
56:17
like two of them two more and that'll
56:21
lead that'll lead into alien and um now
56:25
uh what's his name Neil Blum Camp is not doing his alien film because Ridley
56:30
Scott said he wants to do them to do them all yeah and so in fact far as
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saying he wished that he hadn't given the rights for number two to be made and
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for it to have uh become a franchise yeah I mean I really like Ridley Scott
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and um I hope this works out but I know
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people weren't happy with Prometheus I liked Prometheus yeah me too um I know
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people still make fun of me for saying yeah people this week have made fun of
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us on the internet for standing up about Prometheus and that's fine you needed to
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watch the first time I didn't like it really I had to go back and watch it
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again okay first time I saw it at the movies and I just got to the end I went
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what the [ __ ] was that all right well I liked it and so
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I'm excited about this one uh I don't want there's a spoiler sort of in in the
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synopsis for the next one um but since it's in the [ __ ] synopsis I'm
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guessing you're going to know about it before the film comes out anyway but
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apparently uh it it's about another ship the Covenant which um lands on what they
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think is an Uncharted Paradise but is actually a dark dangerous World whose
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sole inhabitant is the synthetic David Michael fasbender survivor of the doomed
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Prometheus Expedition so I guess that
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means repace is dead yeah which I hate how they do that in the start of a new
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movie and they just tell you who's died since the last one they are good at that
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they are very good at it depends on how long it's been since since the first one
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yeah I yeah but you sort of grow attachment to them and then you hear
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them make another one you think they're going to be there and it's no no they're
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dead don't worry about them it's the opposite that they do with Ridley Ripley
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so many people complained about they complained about the manner
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in which she stayed alive like some of the ways in which she survived in prome
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so the fact that she well and then the fact that she's just dead now is kind of
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a bit of a yeah like she she got through all that ridiculous stuff and then she
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died ofation on the plane Yeah well yeah cuz there was no [ __ ] food obviously
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but I I think I I like the idea that it is a long time later and David is now
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running this [ __ ] alien world I like that idea abely so so I don't know I'm
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pretty excited about it I'm sad that Blum Camp's not going to make his but I
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do also feel like Blum Camp would have gone in a more aliens Direction so I can
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understand why Ridley Scott didn't want that yeah that's right can't we have
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both of them no no apparently not no no because they'd be completely different
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maybe you're not familiar with Ridley Scott he's not interested in what you
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want this is the same problem that George Went George Lucas went through
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doesn't care about what people want he George has come out this week and said
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that he uh he feels that Star Wars episode 7 and I assume this means he has
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seen it um has departed from his vision for the Star Wars story
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good yeah that's right fans
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Rejoice y so yeah well there's an
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article uh here as well about uh JJ Abrams basically just JJ Abrams ticking
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the boxes yeah um and it's about how you know JJ tells you what you want to hear
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for inspiration uh he he watched The Originals doesn't mention the prequels
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he watches he watched Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back he doesn't even call
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it a new hope he he watched Star Wars yeah The Empire Strikes Back and Return
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of the Jedi and then he looked back at the source material from those which
1:00:04
were you know kirak kurasa films and the old western and uh and stuff like that
1:00:10
and then he goes on to say he also felt that he agreed with the fans that the
1:00:15
lightsaber fights in the prequels were a bit over the top ridiculous and this
1:00:21
film will return to the more uh he calls it the heart stopping Style
1:00:26
from the um the other you the original trilogy which I agree it was more
1:00:31
absolutely for me more realistic and aggressive I guess yeah well to me it's
1:00:37
more that um powerful is the word he uses actually power there was actual
1:00:41
story happening not just there's a lightsaber fight and we just pretend
1:00:45
that story stop for a fight yeah yeah yeah that's right they have a fight
1:00:49
where nobody's it's just them twilling around and nothing you know no no one's
1:00:53
really in that much danger and then they stop to progress
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[Music]
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Brian Johnson director of episode 8 had with Duncan Jones director of I heard
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about it the uh World of Warcraft movie sorry the Warcraft
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movie I I thought it was quite funny I saw this There's the link is in the
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spreadsheet does one of you boys want to click on it and can one of you be uh
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Ryan Johnson and I'll be Duncan Jones sure and let's just go through this is
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it top down or is it yeah top down oh yeah okay cool who do you want to be
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I'll be done Jones I'll start it off all right so uh Duncan Jones just put this
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it wasn't really trying to bait Ryan Johnson I think he just threw it out
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there he said shooting on film is just vinyl for movie hipsters
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discuss and then he was tweeted out by Ryan Johnson you're just vinyl for movie
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hipsters it's a good comeback Duncan Jones came back with JJ gave you all his
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short ends to shoot on didn't he did you do Warcraft on the six or the
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6s is your release going to be mult console says the guy who made the movie
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following the guy who followed up three of the other movies that came after the ones we
1:03:02
[Laughter] liked or kidding aside I'll be there opening night I'm so curious to see how
1:03:09
you squeezed a fourth movie Out of The Hobbit just laughing into how depressed
1:03:13
your account is are going to be when that Star Wars money skits right past
1:03:16
you to George Lucas the dusty Banner above the warcraft toy aisle hope you like
1:03:22
Orcs Phil for you Ryan everyone will already have all the pl crap they need
1:03:26
by the time people start stop buying merch for episode s you laugh but when
1:03:30
the eth installment and the warcraft Saga is coming out you'll be facing the same
1:03:34
challenges so f8 guessing this time the baddies will be chasing a princess who
1:03:39
will help from reluctant hero and his droids close can you guys go back to discussing
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the difference between film and Splendor oh yeah you're yourh M Christopher M
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yeah they're they're friends though really so yeah that was
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bit fun bit of fun I watched a couple of movies this week and one that I'll just
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touch on that I found really interesting but I'm reluctant to recommend it
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because I don't know how you're going to feel about it okay it's called the
1:04:13
signal has anyone seen or heard of this movie it came out last
1:04:17
year it stars Lawrence Fishburn right no and it's about some
1:04:24
young guys who were lost in the Dead it and they stumble across some
1:04:29
stuff that they shouldn't stumble across and then they start finding out some weird
1:04:35
stuff interesting now I really enjoyed this right but I'll I'll just say right
1:04:40
now the caveat is if you need your movie
1:04:44
plot to make total sense and for at the end everything to be resolved this is
1:04:51
not the movie for you but if you happy to watch a movie and and then spend the
1:04:56
next 1 and 1 half hours Googling the movie to try to find out [ __ ] and read
1:05:02
every single post on the message boards in IMDb then you should check out the
1:05:08
signal interesting sometimes sometimes I am in the mood for that kind of thing so
1:05:13
yeah and this is uh is made by William Eubank who uh I've been following his
1:05:19
career a little bit uh this is his first mainstream film he did another film and
1:05:23
he's he's made music videos for Angels and Airwaves so right right this is his
1:05:30
first big science fiction movie interesting quite good the other movie I
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saw this week was mission Impossible
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5 ah anyone seen that interesting no I haven't seen any of them no I I am I'm
1:05:45
interested to watch it but it's one of those ones that I forget about because
1:05:48
the reason I'm interested to watch it is because it's Tom Cruz being ridiculous
1:05:52
yeah here's the one where he did all these crazy stunts himself that's all of
1:05:57
them now he just that's his thing that's why I enjoy them just to see what he did
1:06:00
this time yeah that's right so here's a basic summary of of how I feel about the
1:06:05
Mission Impossible movies the first one I [ __ ] love right yeah good like
1:06:10
absolutely adore it's directed by Oliver Stone he's a legitimate filmmaker do you
1:06:15
know what I mean and he he just made an absolutely great Espionage movie right
1:06:22
yep then [ __ ] John wooo [ __ ] turned it in
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on itself and just made the most [ __ ] ridiculous movie ever
1:06:32
that really struggle to take seriously in any way right no it's it's silly it's
1:06:38
very silly and since then it's kind of become a bit of a parody of itself but
1:06:41
as Matt said they're still pretty [ __ ] entertaining right oh yeah I
1:06:45
enjoy watching it espe my favorite thing about it is on the DVD
1:06:49
where where Ben Stiller plays his stunt it's a sketch he plays his stunt double
1:06:55
yeah it's great yeah yeah it's really look that up on YouTube it's probably on
1:07:00
YouTube um so I put on Mission possible
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five Rogue something the other day uh Rog Nation thinking yeah I think that's
1:07:11
it Rogue it's about a crocodile yeah the no it's about um one of the hot
1:07:17
chicks from the X-Men Mission Impossible Rouge it's about Tom Cruz wearing makeup
1:07:22
yeah and it's set in the mo on Rouge that's right yeah it's directed by Bas
1:07:26
Luman um actually and it's this is a Bad Robot film so of course it's now got um
1:07:33
Simon Peg Simon Peg as a wise cracken dude um which I've just I just really
1:07:39
don't know if I buy him as the comedy sidekick because he's really a great
1:07:44
comedian and and he's just wasted on stuff like this that said I [ __ ] love this
1:07:49
movie really yeah I really really liked it I really liked it um I enjoyed the
1:07:56
fourth one I think this one's really good man all right I'll watch it yeah
1:08:01
it's [ __ ] it's really good you know you know what I'm going to go out and
1:08:05
say this right mhm this
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movie was what Spectre should have been
1:08:13
oh this was a James Bond this this was more James Bond than Spectre was said
1:08:19
that and and the the story lines are
1:08:24
actually kind of the same interesting there's somebody who wants to shut down the mission
1:08:30
impossible branch of the government M so
1:08:34
they go off for one last secret emission I wish that was a real branch of the
1:08:39
government I know and they say it was such a straight face and here's the
1:08:43
thing too about Tom Cruz say what you will right about little Tommy Cruz but
1:08:48
and we have and we will that's right but
1:08:51
just I I buy it 100% 100% of the time
1:08:56
and I don't know what it is because he's not a very good actor but [ __ ] is's a
1:09:00
good movie star yeah he's just him and everything but he's compelling yeah he
1:09:06
is so [ __ ] intense yeah that's what it is yeah that's right but there's a
1:09:12
scene in the St this not a spoiler this is the first 5 minutes of the film where
1:09:16
a whole bunch of wacky [ __ ] that's kind of like not really even a level up from
1:09:20
The Fast and the Furious movies wacky [ __ ] back and forth dialogue between
1:09:24
the wacky black guy and the wacky white guy right and then out of nowhere Tom
1:09:30
Cruz is hanging onto the wing of a plane right and then the plane takes off right
1:09:37
and you see the ground going away in what you would just naturally
1:09:42
assume is a green screen shot yeah because that's how they do that except
1:09:47
that you know that Tom Cruz would have said no I want to uh I want to hang on
1:09:52
that plane while it ticks off yeah
1:09:57
yeah yep so there'll be a on the on the DVD there'll be a behind the scenes
1:10:01
thing of how he did that cuz you know he hung off that in the fourth one he
1:10:05
climbs up the outside of that Tower in Dubai it's old and he just he was like
1:10:09
yeah I'll probably I'll just do it that he trying to prove that's the easiest
1:10:13
way to get the shot iess is for me to just do it I think he's so [ __ ] bored
1:10:16
now that he's just like you know what I'll do it whatever it is I'll do
1:10:21
it he's got balls that's for sure like
1:10:25
he's [ __ ] I mean that that the the thing in Dubai man CU I'm I'm not good
1:10:31
with Heights these days I think we've talked about this before man like
1:10:34
[ __ ] arm spaghetti when I watch that
1:10:37
yeah I know look um before we go is there any dick
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news is there any dick news uh there is yeah there is there's one piece of Dick
1:10:47
news that I I can think of I'm going to play the dick news [Music]
1:10:53
jingle dick dick news well almost played it twice is there a
1:10:59
second verse to Dick news that we haven't heard no when I play them cuz
1:11:04
I'm just using iTunes to play the jingles back and I put it on the loop so
1:11:08
that it doesn't accidentally play the next one and confuse
1:11:11
people yeah that's fair yeah so I need to put some silence at the end of them
1:11:15
from now on behind the curtain multiple nerdgasm um the dick news I have for you
1:11:21
this week involves Daniel redcliffe which you probably W I guess the listen
1:11:25
probably expecting me to say that um however this article made me laugh a lot
1:11:29
cuz I just I thought it was really funny that um basically in an interview no can
1:11:34
you can you please just read the headline before we go on all right fine
1:11:40
Daniel Radcliffe did not masturbate on the set of Harry
1:11:45
Potter which when that's all you've read right yeah you can understand why you
1:11:51
really do wonder where this is going because there's so many things that
1:11:54
could mean that could mean someone said he did and he's clearing it up that he
1:11:58
didn't right it could mean that he's masturbated literally everywhere except
1:12:02
on the one place you'd think right it could mean that like does it mean
1:12:07
literally on the set or does it just mean while he was working on the
1:12:11
film like did someone slip and go what did I just slip in oh that's Danny Radcliffe's
1:12:18
spooge well apparently what happened is he did an interview with with uh
1:12:23
Playboy uh and he mentioned that uh because when he was filming during
1:12:29
during the time when he was making the films he was kind of growing up right
1:12:33
and so he got he kind of you know he got in he got into got into masturbating
1:12:38
around that time as well and um I guess just the way
1:12:44
thatting I've been really getting into masturbating lately I don't remember
1:12:48
time when wasn't really into it I assume it was framed around the because it was
1:12:53
in Playboy so I assume he was talking about the magazine or something like
1:12:57
that they were probably doing their own dick News segment that's right so
1:13:01
apparently the way they framed it made it sound like he was just uncontrollable
1:13:06
and like yeah he was just jerking off on set like and he and he even said to this
1:13:11
is um it got to the point where people was were saying talking about it so much
1:13:16
that the rumor became that he jerked off on set like he was he was just he was
1:13:21
just constantly exactly yeah in between takes he was rushing off to to go and
1:13:26
and do it and so he said um he said look uh it's not it's not like that oh yeah
1:13:32
my favorite line about masturbation is Louis CK something like I found out when
1:13:35
I found out about it when I was 11 and I didn't skip a day I think I started very
1:13:39
early before my teens but not when I was on set he says I wasn't going when is
1:13:43
Alan Rickman going to nail this scene so I can run back to my
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trailer yeah I mean Alan Rickman would jerk him off in a second just ask
1:13:53
him so yeah and he goes I didn't say I wanked on set just it's frustrating tell
1:13:58
in between that quote and this quote the internet went [ __ ] crazy yeah I'm
1:14:03
tried to understand how did you today so he had to come back and say this go Matt
1:14:08
it's frustrating when you tell a story and say yes I wanked a lot when I was a
1:14:12
teenager but clearly I didn't mean on set can you make this clear for me in
1:14:16
this article I was not wanking during the filming of Harry Potter I managed to
1:14:20
restrain myself until I got home see this this is just as bad as
1:14:25
[ __ ] Katniss having to come out last week and saying I do wash my [ __ ]
1:14:29
hands after I go to the toilet all right this is Daniel redcliff coming out
1:14:34
and going all right you've gone [ __ ] crazy with this I wasn't uncontrollably
1:14:39
masturbating onto the set of Harry Potter yeah those robes were
1:14:44
godsent but I just love people he went from him saying like I didn't W on S he
1:14:50
W on the S you heard him say it yeah yeah it's like quot I dot dot dot
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masturbated on the set end quote funny Danny Radcliffe I've seen
1:15:03
his dick in that horse play what yeah he was in a horse play where he [ __ ] a
1:15:09
horse and he got his dick out a play Radcliffe horse so you you saw it in
1:15:15
real life no no no I I saw a trailer for the play oh okay on the internet no no
1:15:21
but it was the play was in real life I just didn't go to see it in the way you
1:15:25
guys went to see that naked play I've forgotten her name
1:15:30
now Emily Jam thren Emilia Clark I was going to say yeah we Luke and I went and
1:15:35
saw ailia Clark naked you went and saw Daniel Radcliffe naked yeah we're all winners
1:15:41
there look I can't find the actual dick so I'm just going to paste a crop
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version I'm sure we can end on something there yeah hold on let me just put in the
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