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Crowd Work Pack_ Denver Comedy Works Part 1 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Y'all give it up for Trenton, he was funny, man.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: You should be clapping louder than that. What the fuck?
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I saved his fucking life. From what?
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: The world was gonna kill you at Colorado Springs. It's
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: a doggy dog world? Okay. It's tough out there in
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: the Colorado Springs streets.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Last night I learned a gang sign. You guys be
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: throwing this shit up.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: What's this? Y'all was there throwing that shit. They're like, yeah, motherfucker.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: See that you?
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: It's the dumbest motherfucking shit I've ever seen in my life.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all throwing up shit an amputee can do. Now, what's
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: your name, man? You look very, very uncomfortable. You really do.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: Like, do you live your life this uptight? This is
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: how you have fun? What do you do when you
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: are on a roller coaster or coming? What do you.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: You get pussy like this. Tell him calm down. You
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: did what now?
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: You were trying to get him to calm down. What's
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: going on with him, man? Let's talk to you about him.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: It's what phase? You got stress in your life, sir?
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody does, but we can see yours. What do you
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: do that got you so stressed? What the fuck is
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: going on? Life? Oh, kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: How many you got?
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Shit. How old are you? You look good for 41, though.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: You do. Do you know your kids?
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: And they know you back. And where's your family? You
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: out here with them.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I'm standing, and where's your woman? Is that distress? The
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: way you seem like, shit, bitch at home. Who smoke menthols?
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: He does?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: What kind of cigarettes you smoke? Are you, where you from? Huh?
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: But you have an accent. So you, but you don't
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: sound like them neither.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: You sound like somebody that's trying to sound Puerto Rican. Whatever.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I asked him how many kids, he said two.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: You should've said dos. Somebody's ring is on the ground
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: right there. It looks like it got value. Up under
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: your chair right there. It doesn't have value.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Where'd that come from? That's your old toe ring? You
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: got a lot of rings on.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: You said it doesn't have value? That's from Claire's and shit.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: You guys are beautiful. All three of y'all can get some. Yep.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: All three, huh? That little one over there, he'd tear
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: y'all whole table up. Hell yeah, he'd come over there,
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: Sabe Mendes!
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: You think one ring fell off, he'll knock the sonic
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: rings out your.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Ass. That's stupid as a motherfucker. What's your name, little
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: one in the middle?
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: Toby? Tyreek, with a K?
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Just Tyree. Tyree. You said Tyreek is a prison name,
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: but Tyree is not? What do you think, Trenton? Excuse me, Tyree.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: That's what's up. So what baseball team y'all play for?
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: I know a goddamn shortstop when I see one.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: And what about you?
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: What's your name, man? You got all the facial hair
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: lined up and shit. You look truly like maybe Cuban
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: or something. Where you from? You Mexican?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what's up.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: Is there a lot of Mexicans out here? Seven? That's
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: what's good. And I'm going to talk to them. I'm
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: going to come back over to you, Marco, but I
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: want to talk to the white men in the polos.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: So yeah. How old were you guys when your father
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: gave you a lot of money? It's the board shorts
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: for me. I can literally see everybody's nuts. Five, by
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: the way. Not six.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Should be, but there's five. Goddamn Lance Armstrong in this motherfucker.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: So what do you guys do?
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: You just maintain portfolios.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: Of other people's money?
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's what you do? Yeah? So what do you
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  Speaker 1: do for real?
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  Speaker 2: You're a banker. That's a white people muscle. I can't
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  Speaker 2: even do it. I'm a banker.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: There's nothing that would happen to a black man to
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: make him go, What's the bank, man?
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: We might want to come down there and check you out.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: One of the big ones. One of the big ones?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's it rhyme with? Place? Tank? Bank.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, you tried to rhyme with bank and came up
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  Speaker 2: with tank?
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, sir.
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  Speaker 2: We were looking for a specific name, and you rhymed
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  Speaker 2: with bank.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. Has he been like this his whole life?
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Since you've known him? He's the one at the party
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: that says the fucked up thing? Yeah, that's him. And
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: what about you, sir? You've had money a long time
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: as well. Travel agent in 2025 when we could just Google.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: You know how much money this motherfucker got to still
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: be doing that old ass occupation? That means you only
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: work with people too busy to Google a goddamn flight.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: You work with the richest of the rich. You fucking
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: filthy rich motherfucker. Son of a bitch. Give me $ 200
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  Speaker 1: right now. That's fucking amazing. What's your thing? Is it flights?
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: Is it long trips? Is it water? Hotels for college.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you motherfucking baller. So when the team goes
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: out of town, you're like, I got everybody straight. We
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: got the entire city shut down for everyone. Make sure the.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: Coaches got their own floor. What team you work with?
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: 37. 37 teams? That's very specific. Isn't that also how
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: many NFL teams there are? A little bit shorter, but
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: that's all right. Who you work with? Tell me the
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: biggest team you work with so I can be like,
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Why y'all trying to keep where
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: y'all working and shit y'all do a secret? You ain't
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: gonna be fired, you're white. You can fuck around and
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: get a raise. Thank you for mentioning our team on
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: the internet. It went viral. We appreciate you. We're going
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: to take you from 37 to 49 just off that alone.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: What sport is it? How about that?
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: All sports.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my fucking riches. Fucking badminton. He's like, yeah,
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: I take care of the Japanese ping pong team. I
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: make sure everybody's... And what about you? Do you even
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: have to work or you just kick it with them
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  Speaker 1: and you're good? Hazardous waste removal? Fuck. So you make
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: the most out of everybody. Government money. You don't even
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: know what you make a year on. You don't even know.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: It just depends on how much I do, baby. That's
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing. You remove hazardous waste and you also know
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: who makes the hazardous waste personally. Wow. What's your name? Dustin? Chad? Eric? Robbie? Robbie?
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: Ryan, nice to meet you, Ryan.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Outstanding. Outstanding. I enjoyed this romp that we did through
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  Speaker 1: your finances. But let's find out what these bad bitches do.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Let's start with the tiny
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: one on the end right here.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: What's your name, sweetheart?
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Brianna. Brianna? That's a ho name.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: That's a ho name. Who know a ho name Brianna?
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Don't raise your hand, clap two times.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: See?
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: You might as well fuck some. You already been named
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: a hoe. They call you Bree, where you from. They like, yeah,
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: that's Thunder Throat Bree right there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Unless you a hoe. If you a hoe, hey man,
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: step into your grace.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, there's three of y'all. Which one of
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: y'all is the hoe?
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Point them out.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody looked at you, Bri. What the fuck was that about?
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  Speaker 1: They both looked right at her like, nah, she ain't
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  Speaker 1: a hoe.
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  Speaker 2: She not that bad. That's how they looked at her.
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  Speaker 2: She not that bad.
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  Speaker 1: She all right. Bri was like, what the fuck? Fuck
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  Speaker 1: both of you.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do for a living, Bri?
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  Speaker 1: Health insurance. Outstanding. Like life insurance? Wonderful. So you got
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: a good job. You're gonna keep that shit. What about
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: you in the middle right there with the good teeth?
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: What you do? You a dental hygienist or something? You
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: got a nice teeth. I wanna see you buy the Apple.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: You work in sales? What you sell, veneers? Cause you
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: like teeth like mine? What do you sell? Software? Okay. Well,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: you look nice. All that shit ain't soft by the
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  Speaker 1: time you see it. Some of it's hard as a
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: motherfucker in Puerto Rican. And then what about you, Sonic
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: the Hedgehog? Yeah, all your rings was popping off. What
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: do you do for money? For, ooh, the director. Of where? Like,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you already. Senior living? Do you have
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  Speaker 1: to market that? What's the campaign like? Are you tired
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: of your motherfucking dad? Walk around the house, can't get
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: no see your dad is always putting cigarettes out on
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  Speaker 1: your pillows. They always have beautiful names. Come to Mountain Springs.
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  Speaker 1: We got free veneers. And toxic waste removal. Nice to
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: meet y'all. Usually beautiful women just be like.
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  Speaker 3: I just sit at home and just, I just squeeze
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  Speaker 3: my and make sure it's, make.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Sure it's taut. And you guys look like high school administration.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Is that a good guess? You both look like vice principals.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? I sell dope. I ain't no
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  Speaker 1: motherfucking principal.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: You can't hear me? Oh, okay.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: What are you, are you a high school principal? Where
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: you work at? You're a disabled vet? Is that why
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: you can't hear me? Clap it up, clap it up,
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  Speaker 1: clap it up. You good? What's that say? Stroke survivor.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Well shit. You've had four strokes? What are you, golfing?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: God damn. I'm sorry. That came out before I could
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: catch it. Ooh, shit. Father God, we come to you
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: humbly asking that that moment is not something that sticks
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: when I get to the gates of heaven. Please don't
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: remember that line that I just said right there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad that you're here and that you are a survivor. Outstanding, yes, yes.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I love you too. Outstanding. And so who are you
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: to her then? Shut up.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And a choir too?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: We're cousins. We're happy and we're singing and we're colored.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Give me a high five. All right, pop quiz, white people,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: what's that from? No, no, no.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Black people, what's that from? No, black people, shut the fuck.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: We still don't know what you are.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Not yet.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: That's from the Wayans brothers, guys. He zoomed in on
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: both y'all, like, yeah, this gon' break the internet. He said,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I got it right. I got it right.
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  Speaker 1: That's wonderful. And so what do you do for a living? Oh,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: you got money too. Shit.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Commercial or residential?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Both. Both? What area are you doing your shit in? Anywhere?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Where you licensed? Just Colorado? Like the whole thing? Hmm?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: What if I want something way in the southeast, right
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: on both borders? You could do that? Like if I
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: want to be in Colorado and then, not in Colorado.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You could give me a house that I can do
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: that in my backyard? Wow. These some rich ass white
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: folks down here. You white people, I'm scared to ask you.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: You sit up here with two white women. I don't
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: even want to know what the fuck you do. There's
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: motherfucking Charlie's Angels in this bitch. I don't know.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Should I even ask? Is he rich as fuck? Yes,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I know. You can tell.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: What do you do, man? Yeah.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: All of it. Where are you licensed? Okay, okay.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Did you know that they're trying to kill young black
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: men out there?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Did you know it's a dog-eat-dog world out there and
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers are just trying to survive out in Colorado Springs?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Flap-flap springs on your bitches!
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It's not safe. It's not safe in the springs. Go
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: home by six at night. Colorado Springs is a bustling area. Ma'am,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: that's terrible timing to come try and get paid. He's rich,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: go away, he has the money. As a matter of fact, sir,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I want you to pay for this table and this
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: table tonight. You know why? Because we got a goddamn
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: stroke survivor over here and I need your help covering
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: this fucking bill. I got your back, baby. Now I
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: want you to order some serious shit. Like, let us
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: get a lobster shot. You closing out already? Man, get
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: that shit back, man. I'm about to be up here
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: for an hour from right now. I don't care. I'm
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: here for you, I don't give a fuck. It's a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: beautiful venue, but we got to have fun. There's people
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: upstairs and shit. From the waiters, get.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Your money, man.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Y'all take another round in this bitch. Run your motherfucking
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: money out. People be tipping a percentage of their total bill.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Get some more bill. Raise your hand if you want
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: another drink right now. It's your money. Look at the hoes.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: All my rings fell off.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Even my Nuvo ring.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck. I love you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: What's your name? Crystal.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, Crystal. Now let's talk to the
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: black people behind you. This is like.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: This is a wonderful couple. I see the black love
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: That's nice leggings. Oh, that's a tattoo? Damn, that's like.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: $ 50, 000 on your leg. $ 4, 000? That's an eyeball on your kneecap?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: What's that on your knee? It's an eyeball, ain't it?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: You got Egyptian shit? Is that what you should call
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: it after you get it? Is that what you ask for?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Take this leg and put some Egyptian shit on it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker got an eyeball on her knee. You hit
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: missionary like, stop looking at me. Laughter So how long
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: y'all been together? Y'all look good together. 15 years? Y'all
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: look young to have that much kind of time. Y'all
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: got together in eighth grade? How old are you? You 39? 15? 39?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: 19?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You were 19 when you met?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Was that the right math? Where the Asians at?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I need some fucking help. Are you Asian? You look
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Asian and something else. No? 24 years? He was 24? Okay,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: fuck this. Fuck this. You're in love. How much you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: love her? A lot? Let's quantify it. Let's put it
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: in numbers. One to 350. 350. 340 most days. Okay.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Look at all the other guys. He's honest.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Fuck that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: He's a real man.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: What about today though? What's today hitting on? 348. Okay. Okay.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: You ever had a perfect 350 day? Not yet.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Almost. Like 349.9. How much you love him back, man?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Scale from one to six. I had to switch her
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: number because she was already like, fuck this shit. That's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: what she said. You want to be even with him?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: We both are under, we don't, we're not happy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: What you drinking? God damn.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: .
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: .
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: He got damn gypsy shit.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Where are you from? Denver.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You're from Denver talking like that? I thought you were
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: from Mississippi some goddamn where.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: You sound like somebody that's trying to sound like they
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: from Mississippi. Wait, no, no, no.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: We get him out this motherfucker. I'm going to give
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: some motherfucking gypsy to this bitch. Shit, I see you
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: talking shit. Is Hood out here like that in Denver? Huh?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: That's where the Broncos play. It is not. What do
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you mean? Every quarterback in the history of your franchise
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: has looked like this. This ain't no gangster city. You
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: got to go to Baltimore where the quarterback look homeless.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: That's where shit is real.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: You talk like an old ass uncle.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Shit.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Is this why it ain't a 350?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You're like, man, shit, bro.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You don't even understand the shit I got to go
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: through just to change the channel at the house.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: We watching Love Island. I don't give a fuck the
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: fuck you want to see. It's Love Island Thursday, bitch.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I'm watching this both my eyes and my knees. We
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: watching this shit. Fuck out of here, y'all. Bitch, it's good.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: It's ghetto out there, motherfucker. I don't give a fuck.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I'm from motherfucking Colorado.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: C-O-L-O-R-A-D-O.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Born and raised in the motherfucking springs. Dog eat dog
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: out in the motherfucking springs. We'll kill everybody you love
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: in the motherfucking springs.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Nate Jackson can't save you all the time.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You're too hood for the environment. You made it out.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You're a survivor.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Come on. Come on.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: There you go, baby. Now let's talk to this gaggle
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of white women. Do y'all work or you don't got
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to because of what he doing? Where y'all work? You
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: guys have a photography studio in Colorado Springs? Okay, is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: it bustling? They do well? Yeah, so you're the one
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: financing it? She's like, it's getting better. We haven't hit
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: our mark yet. It's turning around. He's like, they do well, right, honey?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Right? Next quarter. Next quarter, we'll turn it around. We
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: had a lot of appointments in our book, but they
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: keep getting shot because Colorado Springs is so fucking dangerous.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to take baby pictures. Nobody's graduating.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Springs!
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I wish y'all would shut the fuck up. Colorado Springs
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: ain't hood. There's probably about nine people that if y'all
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: got rid of them, it'd be pristine. But that ain't hood.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Y'all hear a gunshot at night, back out. It must
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: be a firework. Anyway, so what kind of pictures y'all take?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Only fan. He was like, uh, after hours. Boom, boom, boom.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: What kind of pictures y'all do? Maternity and newborn. Outstanding.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Business and high school senior. Same space? Damn, y'all be arguing, huh?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Get those goddamn newborns out of here. I got an appointment.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Get that goddamn baby out of here. You ever just
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: take a newborn and put it outside the studio? Because
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: it was time to shoot? Yeah. Say cheese. I need
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: that stool. You built a whole room just for the babies?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That is one of the whitest things I've ever heard.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Just in one sentence, we built a whole room just
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: for the babies.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: That's what we did. That's either white or R. Kelly,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm not sure which one.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Think about it. Did you guys know white people still
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: listen to R.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Kelly?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: They never stop. Black people feel bad.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Like, come on, man, turn this shit off. White people
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: be on a boat. Put your key in the ignition.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Mama's rolling that body. Got every man in here wishing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Wishing now. What's the difference? He's the one that got caught.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: They're all....
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Turn the boat.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You're headed towards Colorado Springs. All right, so you guys
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: do photos. Y'all getting money, but you don't have to.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It's just something to do every day. You have to.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: What kind of camera you shoot on? Exactly. I'm sorry, what? Camera?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I just look at them and go like this. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: what camera you shoot on? Canon. Okay, okay. R5, what
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: you got? R6? These are some rich-ass white people. That's
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a 2026 camera. You already got the R6, huh? Damn.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: How many pictures you taking on that motherfucker? Per day.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: How many clients you got daily? Nah, I know you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: don't work every day. I already know. Your camera alone
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: is worth $ 3, 000 before you put a lens on that bitch.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I definitely Googled your shit. When I say people are rich,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I want to know what the fuck I'm talking about.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: What are you shooting on? Same thing, you bought a
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: little devil pack? You bought three of them? Like, just
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: a second angle in case one day one of them dies.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to just buy another battery, not a whole
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: other camera. You guys are rich as fuck. What about, like, maybe, like, maybe, like, $ 1, 000? Like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: would it hurt you? Like, if you gave me $ 1, 000 tonight,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: just cashed it to a You know what I'm saying?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: How long before you were like, man, I'm pissed I
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: did that? Before you were like, I'm actually okay. I'm
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: glad I helped a young black man. Save me. $ 1, 000.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You won't even miss it. Anyways, this is a lot
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: of rich people down here. I want to meet somebody
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: who's struggling trying to get it together. Everybody looks like
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: they got money. Oh, who was that? You struggling back there?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Or y'all just want some attention?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: She's like, right on, motherfucker. Fuck yeah. Roast us. We're broke. Damn.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: She broke. She's like, I'm broke as a motherfucker. There's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of older white men in here. I think
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: it's worth noting that I just spotted you right there
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: with the silver hair and then him right there with
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the silver. Mr. Rogers, no, not you, behind you, sir,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: turn around. Look at Mr. Rogers. Hey, hey, hey, it's
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: a beautiful day in the neighborhood, sir. And is that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: your daughter with you? That's your wife. Speaking of R. Kelly,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I don't see nothing.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Wrong with you.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You guys got a little age difference going on, huh?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: How old are you, sir?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: 53? You look terrible for 53 years old. I'm not
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: even going to hold you. I don't know what you're doing,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: but if that's 53, that's crazy.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: How old did you say you were?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: 39.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Look back there.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: No, look at him and see what is possible if
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you just fuck up everything you eat and smoke and drink. Sir,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: slow down. Ma'am, how old are.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: You?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: You the same age as him? Sir, just do what
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: she's doing. She's literally, she's gonna outlive you, bro. This
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: is crazy. That, fuck this show, sir. I'm genuinely concerned.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: That you are 53. I looked at her and was like,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: there's a serious age gap. And you're the same age, sir. Fuck.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: This is why you gotta have more fun.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You know how old you're gonna look if you keep
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: stressing out?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: What do you do for a living?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck. What? Yeah, so he's carrying shit and....
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Fucking lifting stuff. That's why he's old.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: He's like, God damn it, I'm tired of moving these
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: motherfucking lamps.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Quit that place, man. Work somewhere else. Hey, after this,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: can y'all three go talk to him about an easier life?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Because y'all got it figured out. Let me feel your hands.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Let me feel them. Jesus Christ. They feel like labias.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Give me this.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: This one's softer than this one because you're right-handed. Feel
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: his motherfucking hand.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Isn't that ridiculous?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm about to have a... Okay, let's move on.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't say it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I got close.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: His hands are soft as fuck.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Let me see it again.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Touch this.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Come on, Sonic Coins.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Get in there. Look, she said, oh, what's your regimen?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put that on my body. I don't
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: know what you said, but you must be from here too.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Where's she from? Mm-hmm. All right, you gonna have to
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: walk her, player. You don't see them goddamn little Bambi legs?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: She's sauced up. There you go, there you go. We good,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: just wanna make sure you make it through the curtain okay. Oh,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: go back over here?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: All right, how y'all doing over here?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And she waited until you... What's up, punk-ass white boy?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: That's how black girls be talking to y'all. I don't
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: talk like that to y'all. I gotta go, man. I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: love y'all. Peace.