Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / the producer - sep 18 2026
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- Chris Laker: A couple of days ago, I apologized for thinking Mitch McConnell was dead and saying that I thought he was dead. Now seeing video of him in DC, I think I take back that apology. I'm not saying he's dead, but alive? seems like he's a prisoner inside a body. Which I don't mind. I don't mind seeing Mitch McConnell as a prisoner inside a body basically dead, being propped up by staffers. That's what staffers are supposed to do, hold up the dead senator. So he is sort of alive. he is not dead. He's like undead. People keep bringing up weekend at Bernie's for Mitch McConnell, but I think you really gotta say it's more like weekend at Bernie's two, where Bernie had a voodoo curse put on him because they didn't wanna have to have those two guys keep holding up Bernie all the time, and then Bernie kinda could move around. is Jacqueline's producing this show now. I have a producer. I have two cameras. I'm now using my MacBook Air M4. It was refurbished, but it was Apple refurbished. So it's basically new. And my my phone at the same time. So this is a whole production. this will be Emmy nominated eventually. Anyway, I do have a producer on the line. I have two cameras and this is going on Google's YouTube. So have a distributor. as well. As well as Apple Podcasts and Spotify, I think they fund deadly drones. So you have to kind of overlook these things when you're in show business that some of the companies that you work with kill children. It I I'm not happy about it. I would rather they didn't, but they won't stop. Now speaking of killing children. it's time for the news. Killing endangered wildlife is legal. the these are Reddit headlines sorted by Hot. Gotta credit my sources. Killing endangered wildlife is legal if they aren't the target new Trump rule says. why stop there? why give the have to have the little facade of like, I was aiming for the other bird. Just you could kill the endangered species, nothing matters anymore. you could serve it in restaurants. I can't think of an endangered species right now, but yeah. let's hunt them down. they're extinct now. So what? There's a lot of things that are extinct. Do you miss them, really? Grandmother falsely accused of bank theft after alleged AI facial recognition match sues for ten million dollars. she got locked up. she was in Tennessee. She got accused of robbing banks in Fargo, North Dakota. Like she'd never been to North Dakota, right? And then some cop in Fargo. Here's the thing. If you live in a small town, your cops probably aren't great and they can fuck your shit up, but then you don't even have to be in the town now. She's not anywhere near the town. She's in Tennessee. Well, I don't know. Maybe she's in small town, Tennessee. That's why they just like said, Okay, I guess she did S they did like an AI search on the bank robbers fake ID. that they had it matched up to like this this woman's social media put she didn't look anything like if they looked at the footage of the bank robbery be yeah, that's not the person, but they just did this thing and said that's her and she was locked up for six months. Like for months in Tennessee. Then they sent her up to North Dakota and say, it's not you. This is Christmas Eve. They just send her out with nothing on the street in the middle of winter in North Dakota. So ten million dollars for that she should get. Yeah, she should get ten million for that. any one of us can get arrested for a bank robbery in North Dakota if they don't pay enough for their AI tokens and it gives them some bullshit. AI can't even make fingers, but it can fuck up your life. Israeli strikes in Gaza kill five people, medics say. Well, at least they didn't kill the medics. They only killed five people. It's two kids. I mean it is a ceasefire. you want them to cease fire like all the time in the ceasefire? They ceased fire like after that. They didn't go back and kill the medics. So it is progress and now they they're ceasing fire right now, I think. Oregon does doesn't have to hold trans women inmates in women's prison federal appeal court rules. they're doing this case by case is what this means. sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. Depends on the person. as long as they can't play any sports in prison, That's the main problem is trans athletes in prison sports. And not enough people talk about that. they concentrate on the schools. It's a lot rougher in prison. former alligator Alcatraz detainee says he was placed in phone booth sized cage for fifteen hours. they're not trying to get information out of anybody. They're they're just torturing for fun. like Guatanama Be was wrong and then they thought they were trying to find Osama bin Laden, they're not even they're not trying to find out anything. we are living in Zone of Interest. Which I still haven't seen that movie, but I know what it's about and I'll see it. every time I go to turn on that movie, I think it's on HBO. And then but I can watch Supergirl. Which I still haven't watched that either. I'll probably watch Supergirl before Zone of Interest. Maybe I'll do Supergirl lighten the mood. zone of inter or no zone of interest first, then supergirl, and then I could be like, Well, what if Supergirl was was there at the zone of interest, maybe? they're just torturing people for no reason. they're doing it here. I mean, there's a place downtown n in LA a detention center. they probably got cages. They're not being nice. And I'm here doing this. it's the the banality of evil. I didn't make up that term. I think the tone of this show is confusing and I understand that. Because I go from being very sarcastic and saying something ridiculous to then saying something that I believe. I think you're smart enough to figure out between the two. it's gonna continue. For a while. twenty women had breasts remove unnecessarily, NHS Trust Admits in England, where they have public health care, which I am for. there should be universal health care. they have it in England. I'm not saying that's why this happened. It doesn't bode well. this cancer ward at this they call it a trust. I don't know. they have a a whole different system. they got a trust. it's like a cancer ward or a hospital or maybe that's between a hospital and a doctor's office. Anyway. There was a lot of misdiagnosis at this cancer ward. These women had their breasts removes removed unnecessarily. Other people didn't get diagnosed and their cancer spread. It's a whole fuck show at this one cancer ward. I don't know if that's got anything to do with the fact that it's public health care. Here you just don't go to the doctor and you die. I love England. I love the people there and all that. I love healthcare. I see a lot more people limping around over there than over here. just seem like a lot more people have like something messed up with them. it's it's usually cosmetic But I'm still for universal health care. They're investigating it and they'll do something, but a lot of people got fucked up by this shitty cancer trust Five women appear to be deceased in images recovered from Philadelphia homes. They're going through this house, they're finding all this crazy shit. There's a bunch of evidence in it, and I think it's a serial killer targeting women. You know, the classic. Still happening. We see we're going back to the simpler times when there was serial killers and they got away with it for a long time. I guess that still happens. Cause there was that Long Island guy. so five women appeared deceased in images, so there's more than that. That's just like some of the pictures. Philadelphia is a weird place. Michigan CEO apologizes for sharing Lake America post during Canada visit. So he's He was like making a joke on social media. Hey look, we call it Lake America, you fucking idiots. You Canadians, we changed the name of the lake. What are you gonna do now? still gonna call it Lake Ontario? we'll change the rest of them. I'm gonna rename Lakes now. that's now that's Lake Laker. that Lake America. t I'm changing the name. California is now Chris Laker Afornia. That's why why not? I can do it. The New York Knicks are now the New York Chris Lakers. Yeah. I'm taking the New York Knicks, man who sprayed Minnesota rep Omar with vinegar sentenced to fourteen months in prison. That is I guess that's assault spraying somebody with vinegar. Fourteen months for assaulting a member of Congress. that's what assaulting a member of Congress will get you. So if you run into a member of Congress Keep that in mind. so Jacqueline has told me to say The thing that everybody says and you know rate review share I mean do it I hate saying it I think that I shouldn't have to say it, but I guess that they say you have to say it Hit like. if there's a way to like this on whatever, then you should like that. And then, yeah, review. a five-star review, for the love of fuck. Don't go fucking around and be like, but I gotta give you a four-star because I saved the five for I get a five.