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- 0:03Speaker 1: Welcome to the Three Martini Lunch. Grab a stool next
- 0:05Speaker 1: to Greg Karambas of Radio America and Jim Garrity of
- 0:08Speaker 1: National Review. Three Martini's coming up.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Welcome to the last call of the week for the
- 0:15Speaker 2: Three Martini Lunch. Normally, we are looking at the biggest
- 0:18Speaker 2: stories of the week, but today a very special edition
- 0:21Speaker 2: of Last Call. You might remember several weeks ago on
- 0:24Speaker 2: the Three Martini Lunch, one of our chasers was when
- 0:27Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds, the actor, was promoting a new movie. that
- 0:31Speaker 2: dealt with 80s nostalgia. He was basically trashing the 80s
- 0:35Speaker 2: as a brutal and terrible time, and Jim and I
- 0:38Speaker 2: took great exception to that. And after we finished that episode,
- 0:41Speaker 2: Jim and I said, you know, we should do a
- 0:42Speaker 2: whole episode on the 80s. So today is that day.
- 0:45Speaker 2: We are doing an episode entirely on the 80s, and
- 0:48Speaker 2: we are going to be looking at the politics, of course,
- 0:50Speaker 2: of the 1980s. We are going to be looking at
- 0:54Speaker 2: things we miss a lot from the 1980s, and we
- 0:57Speaker 2: are going to be looking at things we don't miss
- 1:01Speaker 2: from the 1980s. So the first thing, 80s politics, Jim,
- 1:04Speaker 2: of course, that's the age of Ronald Reagan. 1980s, the
- 1:07Speaker 2: first presidential election I remember. I'm sure it's the first
- 1:10Speaker 2: one you remember as well. Ronald Reagan won twice, of course,
- 1:14Speaker 2: in the 1980s. 44 states to six in 1980 over
- 1:17Speaker 2: the incumbent president of the United States. 489 to 49
- 1:22Speaker 2: in the Electoral College. And then 49 to one, of course,
- 1:26Speaker 2: over Walter Mondale. And then over those eight years, I
- 1:30Speaker 2: think you and I were probably tracking a little bit
- 1:32Speaker 2: more and more as time went on of what was happening.
- 1:33Speaker 2: But he gets shot within his first couple of months
- 1:37Speaker 2: on the job, but bounces back with good humor. And
- 1:39Speaker 2: I think that definitely helped him with the American people.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Big tax cuts in that first term. That was huge.
- 1:45Speaker 2: But of course, the big thing in the Reagan years
- 1:47Speaker 2: was the Cold War. And we go from evil empire
- 1:51Speaker 2: to thawed relations with Gorbachev to some extent by the
- 1:55Speaker 2: end of that year. And Within less than a year
- 1:56Speaker 2: of Reagan leaving office, the Berlin Wall is coming down.
- 1:59Speaker 2: And of course, the tear down this wall speech from
- 2:02Speaker 2: 1987 was epic as well. There's certainly more that you
- 2:07Speaker 2: could say about the Reagan years. You got Rehnquist as
- 2:10Speaker 2: chief justice. You got Antonin Scalia added to the court.
- 2:13Speaker 2: The other two justices, I would say, were probably a
- 2:15Speaker 2: disappointment with O'Connor. Not terrible, but could have been more conservative.
- 2:20Speaker 2: And then thanks to Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden and
- 2:23Speaker 2: the borking of Justice Bork and the dawn of really
- 2:27Speaker 2: ugly confirmation politics. We ended up with Justice Kennedy, who
- 2:30Speaker 2: also could have been worse, but he was pretty bad.
- 2:33Speaker 2: And we could have done a lot better if the
- 2:35Speaker 2: Democrats hadn't gotten so bad about it. So when it
- 2:38Speaker 2: comes to 80s politics, what stands out to you?
- 2:41Speaker 1: So, Greg, rarely have we done an episode where I've
- 2:43Speaker 1: wished we had more of a visual component than this one.
- 2:48Speaker 1: People who tune in regularly will see my bedtime for
- 2:51Speaker 1: Brezhnev Fake movie poster over my shoulder. I see the
- 2:54Speaker 1: Reagan on the shelf behind you. There's a reason that
- 2:58Speaker 1: Generation X, I would say conservative men, but I think
- 3:01Speaker 1: Generation X just in general, have such astoundingly fond memories
- 3:06Speaker 1: of Ronald Reagan. He was president from when I was
- 3:08Speaker 1: about five to about 13. And boy, you want to
- 3:12Speaker 1: talk about just the, you know, I thought all presidents
- 3:17Speaker 1: were that good. And boy, have I been in a
- 3:19Speaker 1: disappointment ever since that, you know, just... You know, utterly
- 3:23Speaker 1: gifted communicator. I know his critics called him the Teflon
- 3:26Speaker 1: and all that stuff. But just there was this sense
- 3:28Speaker 1: of having a president who always seemed to know the
- 3:32Speaker 1: right thing to say, both in his prepared speeches, whether
- 3:35Speaker 1: it was by Peggy Noonan or my former mentor, the
- 3:38Speaker 1: late Tony Dolan, or just off the cuff remarks. You know,
- 3:42Speaker 1: shortly after the assassination attempt, a balloon pops behind him.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Everybody's kind of startled. And he says, missed me. You know,
- 3:49Speaker 1: just you can't buy that kind of charisma. Right. You know,
- 3:52Speaker 1: they're rolling him in on the gurney. I hope you're
- 3:54Speaker 1: all Republicans. You know, like just, you know, like the
- 3:57Speaker 1: ability to make people laugh and feel at ease, even
- 4:01Speaker 1: in just the worst circumstances. Not just a generational talent,
- 4:06Speaker 1: maybe a once in a century political talent. And but
- 4:11Speaker 1: I also I just kind of miss the degree to
- 4:12Speaker 1: which he could, you know, whether it's a challenger explosion
- 4:15Speaker 1: or tense moments of the Cold War. hostage crises. We're
- 4:20Speaker 1: not going to mention Iran-Contra. You mentioned all this kind
- 4:24Speaker 1: of stuff. He just made people feel better. And I
- 4:28Speaker 1: just feel like it was a huge part of the
- 4:31Speaker 1: optimism and positive, the good vibes, shall we say, all
- 4:36Speaker 1: across America during so much of that decade. So the
- 4:39Speaker 1: two other things I was thinking about, I feel like
- 4:41Speaker 1: we had more, besides Reagan himself, I feel like we
- 4:44Speaker 1: had a more serious governing class back then, maybe a
- 4:46Speaker 1: little less entertaining, maybe a little more boring. In 1962,
- 4:51Speaker 1: Cuban Missile Crisis is probably the closest the world has
- 4:54Speaker 1: ever come to ending, to nuclear war, to civilizational collapse.
- 4:59Speaker 1: And there's reports of Americans rushing into churches and digging
- 5:04Speaker 1: bomb shelters in their backyards. October 1962, people are not
- 5:08Speaker 1: sure the world is going to be there a month
- 5:10Speaker 1: from now, six months from now, a year from now.
- 5:13Speaker 1: And I feel like you look at every subsequent presidential
- 5:16Speaker 1: election for the remainder of the Cold War, that even
- 5:19Speaker 1: if you and I are not big fans of Jimmy Carter,
- 5:21Speaker 1: you and I are not big fans of Lyndon Johnson.
- 5:23Speaker 1: But there was a seriousness to those men, that there
- 5:25Speaker 1: was a recognition that this was the person who had
- 5:27Speaker 1: their hand on the button. And the single most important
- 5:30Speaker 1: responsibility of the president of the United States, whichever party,
- 5:34Speaker 1: keep civilization going. Don't let the world end. These are
- 5:38Speaker 1: the highest stakes imaginable. 1989, Berlin Wall comes down. By
- 5:43Speaker 1: the early 1990s, the Cold War is over. And like that,
- 5:47Speaker 1: Bill Clinton is playing the saxophone on Arsenio Hall. And
- 5:52Speaker 1: there's this like, suddenly things are lighter and it's tabloidy.
- 5:56Speaker 1: And I just got to observe, I don't think Bill
- 5:58Speaker 1: Clinton could have gotten elected during the Cold War. There
- 6:01Speaker 1: was a fundamental shift in our politics, in our culture,
- 6:04Speaker 1: in our way we saw the world once the Cold
- 6:07Speaker 1: War ended. And I think it's... I think as a
- 6:11Speaker 1: result of it, we have more clowns like the Marjorie
- 6:13Speaker 1: Taylor Greene's the world, Ilhan Omar, whoever. I went back
- 6:17Speaker 1: and I checked. Jim Traficant, famously the Ohio very conservative
- 6:22Speaker 1: but Democratic congressman from Youngstown, who always looked like he
- 6:25Speaker 1: had a dead squirrel on his head from the way
- 6:27Speaker 1: he did his hair. I was famous for doing his
- 6:29Speaker 1: floor speeches. Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. He was elected.
- 6:33Speaker 1: He started in office in 1985. So it's not like
- 6:35Speaker 1: there was nobody who was crazy. in Capitol Hill. But
- 6:38Speaker 1: I just feel like, on average, we had a more
- 6:40Speaker 1: serious one. And the other part of the visual that
- 6:42Speaker 1: I wish I could do, so my parents, because I
- 6:45Speaker 1: saved it, my parents saved it and gave it back
- 6:46Speaker 1: to me. This is the May 23rd, 1983 Time Magazine
- 6:51Speaker 1: with George Lucas on the cover because Return of the
- 6:53Speaker 1: Jedi was going out. And I know that people are
- 6:55Speaker 1: going to say, oh, Jim was really into Star Wars.
- 6:58Speaker 1: That explains a heck of a lot, doesn't it? But
- 7:01Speaker 1: I looked through it the other day and there was
- 7:03Speaker 1: just a ton of coverage about Thatcher, And I know
- 7:07Speaker 1: it's going to shock you, Greg. There were riots in France.
- 7:11Speaker 1: That never happens. It's totally different from now, you know.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Botha in South Africa. There was just this enormous coverage
- 7:19Speaker 1: of the international scene. And again, this is May 1983.
- 7:22Speaker 1: This is not necessarily a huge crisis going on. The
- 7:25Speaker 1: big news was Return of the Jedi was coming out.
- 7:28Speaker 1: But you just go through the magazine. I just feel
- 7:29Speaker 1: like our news media coverage was a little less tabloidy,
- 7:33Speaker 1: a little less celebrity focused, and just a little more
- 7:35Speaker 1: focused on the world at large. I think we were
- 7:38Speaker 1: a more serious country and more serious culture back then.
- 7:40Speaker 1: And I miss it, Greg, but that's also because I'm
- 7:43Speaker 1: turning into a cranky old man.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Well, you mentioned Thatcher there in passing, and I think
- 7:47Speaker 2: that's a big part of the 80s too, this Reagan-Thatcher alliance.
- 7:50Speaker 2: And of course, when you talk about fighting against communism,
- 7:52Speaker 2: Pope John Paul II as well. And, you know, whether
- 7:56Speaker 2: it's Nixon or Carter, you know, Ford, they had this
- 8:00Speaker 2: idea of detente kind of trying to keep this balancing act.
- 8:03Speaker 2: And Reagan comes in and goes, no, no, no, no.
- 8:04Speaker 2: This isn't a balancing act. We win.
- 8:06Speaker 1: You lose.
- 8:07Speaker 2: And so you got this major defense buildup. And he's
- 8:11Speaker 2: out there saying, look, you guys are an evil empire,
- 8:13Speaker 2: especially when the Soviets shot down that Korean airliner. I've
- 8:16Speaker 2: never seen Reagan angrier than he was that day. Man,
- 8:19Speaker 2: he was furious. And so. As time goes on, the
- 8:22Speaker 2: US arsenal builds up. The Soviets can't keep up. All
- 8:26Speaker 2: the other Soviet leaders keep dying on them until Gorbachev
- 8:29Speaker 2: shows up. And Gorbachev realizes that the Soviets can't keep up.
- 8:33Speaker 2: They can't keep up. And so he's got to try
- 8:35Speaker 2: to push these reforms. And ultimately, when it comes to
- 8:37Speaker 2: the time when the Berlin Wall comes down and Eastern
- 8:40Speaker 2: Europe is finally liberated from the Iron Curtain, Gorbachev, the
- 8:43Speaker 2: best thing he ever did was nothing at that point
- 8:46Speaker 2: and not trying to repress those people like so many
- 8:48Speaker 2: other former Soviet leaders had done in the past. And
- 8:50Speaker 2: so It's just an amazing time when people were calling
- 8:54Speaker 2: Reagan a nuclear cowboy. And, you know, he was going
- 8:56Speaker 2: to get us all obliterated because he didn't have that
- 8:59Speaker 2: same approach to detente. And ultimately, now he is credited,
- 9:02Speaker 2: rightly so, for striking the decisive blows in the Cold War,
- 9:07Speaker 2: even though the final bricks fell during the George H.W.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Bush administration. So a consequential presidency, a good humored guy.
- 9:15Speaker 2: My favorite joke of his about the Soviet era. was
- 9:18Speaker 2: that you're buying a car and it's 10 years. You've
- 9:21Speaker 2: got to wait for your car, but you put the
- 9:22Speaker 2: money down. And then they say, when would you like
- 9:24Speaker 2: it delivered? And they pick a date. And the guy says,
- 9:29Speaker 2: morning or afternoon. And the guy who's delivering the car says, well,
- 9:32Speaker 2: what difference does it make? It's 10 years from now.
- 9:34Speaker 2: And the guy says, well, the plumber's coming in the morning,
- 9:36Speaker 2: 10 years ahead.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. That legendary Soviet service. Yeah. Remember, everybody, a
- 9:43Speaker 1: worker's paradise is a consumer's hell. Yes.
- 9:46Speaker 2: And remember. Most of Reagan's mistakes, because nobody's perfect, came
- 9:49Speaker 2: because he trusted Democrats. He did raise, after the big
- 9:52Speaker 2: tax cuts, there were some tax increases because Democrats, shockingly, Jim,
- 9:57Speaker 2: promised to cut spending, and they didn't. And then... on
- 10:00Speaker 2: immigration reform, Reagan unfortunately went with the amnesty in exchange
- 10:03Speaker 2: for promises that the border would be fully secured. And
- 10:05Speaker 2: guess what didn't happen out of those two? So again,
- 10:09Speaker 2: trusting Democrats, it's never a good idea.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Well, I'm afraid I don't recall. She always said, like,
- 10:15Speaker 1: 140 times during the Iran-Contra testimony. But that's fine. We're cool. That's, yeah.
- 10:20Speaker 2: That's all right.
- 10:21Speaker 1: But it's not like America's ever going to elect another
- 10:23Speaker 1: president with memory or aging issues. Good heavens. Oh, man.
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- 11:55Speaker 2: really miss about the 80s. What's at the top of
- 11:57Speaker 2: your list?
- 11:57Speaker 1: Okay, so when it's evening time, if I'm not watching
- 12:01Speaker 1: television or a movie or something, I will go through,
- 12:03Speaker 1: I've spent probably way too much time on YouTube. And
- 12:06Speaker 1: there are these guys who have created music videos. Sometimes
- 12:10Speaker 1: they will do Crockett's theme from Miami Vice or some
- 12:13Speaker 1: other 80s music. And they will splice together like, you know,
- 12:19Speaker 1: a couple hundred like three second snippets from 80s music videos,
- 12:24Speaker 1: movies and TV shows. Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, a lot
- 12:29Speaker 1: of John Hughes movies, lots of, you know, everything iconic, B.A.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Baracus and the A-Team, right? You know, I'm pretty sure
- 12:36Speaker 1: Optimus Prime pops in at some point. Like, you know,
- 12:38Speaker 1: just all these, you know, classic 80s images. And it's
- 12:42Speaker 1: like five minutes of pure joy. And the thing that
- 12:44Speaker 1: dawned on me as I was watching this is not
- 12:46Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm an old man saying, ah, 80s
- 12:49Speaker 1: music was better, 80s movies were better, 80s TV shows
- 12:52Speaker 1: were better. You can say, are there some bad ones
- 12:56Speaker 1: in there? Sure. Is Auto Train a masterpiece? No. But
- 13:01Speaker 1: you look at almost all of them. There's this exuberance
- 13:05Speaker 1: running through the culture. I think it often aligns a
- 13:08Speaker 1: great deal with the election of Reagan. You could say
- 13:11Speaker 1: it was a hangover with the tumult of the 60s,
- 13:15Speaker 1: the me decade of the 70s, the depressing independent film,
- 13:19Speaker 1: taxi driver, parallax view. By the time the 80s came along,
- 13:23Speaker 1: We felt the need for speed with Top Gun. We
- 13:26Speaker 1: felt the need for, you know, the defeat of an
- 13:29Speaker 1: evil empire in Star Wars. Indiana Jones kicking everybody's butt. Rambo.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Dirty Harry. Was Dirty Harry late 70s, early 80s?
- 13:38Speaker 2: It was mostly 70s, but I think there were a
- 13:39Speaker 2: couple in the 80s.
- 13:41Speaker 1: By then, all the knockoffs of Dirty Harry, like every
- 13:44Speaker 1: other guy was a tough maverick cop. We were approaching
- 13:47Speaker 1: Murtaugh and Riggs and Lethal Weapon and stuff like that, right?
- 13:50Speaker 1: The Hunt for Red October, although I believe the Soviet
- 13:52Speaker 1: Union collapsed by the time the film came out. But
- 13:55Speaker 1: there was this, there's something to be, you can make
- 14:00Speaker 1: great art that involves moral ambiguity and, deeply flawed heroes and,
- 14:05Speaker 1: you know, villains who have a point or have some
- 14:07Speaker 1: sort of redeeming quality. But in the 80s, our heroes
- 14:10Speaker 1: were heroes, our villains were villains. And, you know, it
- 14:12Speaker 1: was not... Nobody doubted that we were the good guys.
- 14:15Speaker 1: And nobody doubted that other countries, whether it was Smirsch
- 14:19Speaker 1: and the Bond villains you'd see, or the intergalactic evil empire,
- 14:24Speaker 1: or the Russians and Rambo. We're not going to talk
- 14:27Speaker 1: too much about the Mujahideen because some of them turned
- 14:29Speaker 1: out to be not so great. But there was kind
- 14:31Speaker 1: of this... this moral clarity. And even a show like
- 14:35Speaker 1: Miami Vice, which is deeply sympathetic to the exasperation and
- 14:41Speaker 1: exhaustion of those fighting the drug war in the 1980s
- 14:44Speaker 1: and the sense of playing whack-a-mole. And you take out
- 14:47Speaker 1: one drug dealer, another one's going to take his place
- 14:49Speaker 1: within a couple of days on the same street corner.
- 14:51Speaker 1: There was still a recognition that the cartels were terrible
- 14:53Speaker 1: people and did terrible things and were callous with people's lives.
- 14:56Speaker 1: And there was just kind of this There was a
- 14:58Speaker 1: moral clarity, ironically, even in our most murky and ambiguous
- 15:04Speaker 1: entertainment then. So I kind of miss... And also the
- 15:07Speaker 1: other thing is that all of it was fun. All
- 15:09Speaker 1: of it was just this, you know, like, yeah, you know,
- 15:11Speaker 1: I think that's a big driver in these Stranger Things
- 15:13Speaker 1: nostalgia that we saw. This depiction of how it was
- 15:17Speaker 1: to be a kid going to the movies and rooting
- 15:21Speaker 1: for your heroes and rooting against your villains. And I
- 15:24Speaker 1: don't know if we're... My wife laments on songs on
- 15:28Speaker 1: the radio that she calls wine rock. Because almost every
- 15:34Speaker 1: 80s movie is baby, baby, I love you, and we're
- 15:37Speaker 1: going to do it, and it's going to be awesome.
- 15:39Speaker 1: That's the thrust of your typical 80s song. All of
- 15:42Speaker 1: them now are like depression, my life stinks. I'm not
- 15:46Speaker 1: saying they're not talented performers, but there's just kind of
- 15:48Speaker 1: this tone to all of it. I kind of wonder
- 15:52Speaker 1: if at some point... Within the past few decades, American culture,
- 15:56Speaker 1: particularly its popular culture, got depressed. And that's why when
- 15:59Speaker 1: something comes along that has this vibe of 80s nostalgia,
- 16:04Speaker 1: oftentimes there's this huge appetite for it because we yearn
- 16:07Speaker 1: for that. I don't want to call it a simpler time,
- 16:09Speaker 1: but a time of you could take pride. not just
- 16:14Speaker 1: in your country, but like we knew what virtue was.
- 16:17Speaker 1: We knew what heroism was. And the irony is that
- 16:19Speaker 1: even the maverick cop who wore the sunglasses and the
- 16:22Speaker 1: leather jacket and, you know, probably smoked because everyone was
- 16:25Speaker 1: smoking in the movies at that time. Even that guy
- 16:28Speaker 1: was always like saving the little girl from the drug
- 16:30Speaker 1: cartel or something like that. There was always this sense that,
- 16:32Speaker 1: you know, our most cynical heroes still had that heart
- 16:35Speaker 1: of gold and would do the right thing and the
- 16:37Speaker 1: tough thing in a tough situation. Yeah.
- 16:39Speaker 2: And, you know, some of the themes that went on
- 16:42Speaker 2: throughout pop culture was justice, whether it's coming through, you know,
- 16:45Speaker 2: police shows and like the tough cops or just people
- 16:48Speaker 2: who are doing it on their own, because sometimes the
- 16:50Speaker 2: justice system doesn't work. In fact, Jim, you mentioned one
- 16:52Speaker 2: of those programs where, you know, in 1972, a crack
- 16:55Speaker 2: commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they
- 16:57Speaker 2: didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade
- 17:01Speaker 2: in the Los Angeles underground prison. And, you know, still
- 17:04Speaker 2: wanted by the government, they were surviving as soldiers of fortune.
- 17:07Speaker 2: And if you have a problem and no one else
- 17:08Speaker 2: can help, and if you can find them, maybe you
- 17:10Speaker 2: can hire the aid team, right? So they were out there.
- 17:13Speaker 2: It was a perfect show for kids of our age.
- 17:15Speaker 2: I mean, you had the fighting where nobody ever actually
- 17:18Speaker 2: got injured, much less killed. PA, Mr. T was, you know,
- 17:21Speaker 2: huge star of the 80s because of that show. He
- 17:24Speaker 2: was always welding something. And he would always end up
- 17:26Speaker 2: fighting the tough guy, the bad gang. And, you know,
- 17:29Speaker 2: he just knew how it was going to go out.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Murdoch was crazy. Just absolute fun. And then you had,
- 17:33Speaker 2: you know, like Knight Rider was very different, but same way.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Another guy just kind of out there making sure justice
- 17:39Speaker 2: gets done on his own. MacGyver was awesome. Magnum P.I.
- 17:43Speaker 2: to some extent. And then you just had the fun shows.
- 17:45Speaker 2: You know, the critics always had their nose in the air,
- 17:47Speaker 2: but shows like the Dukes of Hazzard. I mean, what
- 17:50Speaker 2: was more fun than the Dukes of Hazzard of, you know,
- 17:52Speaker 2: jumping cars and so forth and bumbling police in that
- 17:55Speaker 2: particular episode? The other thing I liked then is that
- 17:58Speaker 2: there actually was a family hour in primetime with shows
- 18:01Speaker 2: that you could watch as a kid, because I'm telling you,
- 18:04Speaker 2: anything that's out there now, I don't think my mom
- 18:07Speaker 2: would have allowed too much. So like Family Ties, I
- 18:10Speaker 2: know it's got a tainted reputation now, but the Cosby
- 18:13Speaker 2: show at the time was clean entertainment for the most part.
- 18:16Speaker 2: You know, you had Cheers, you had Night Court. And
- 18:19Speaker 2: if you're a little bit younger than we are, you know,
- 18:20Speaker 2: TGIF on ABC, late 80s, got your Perfect Strangers, Full House,
- 18:24Speaker 2: stuff like that. Stuff that was safe. Parents were like,
- 18:28Speaker 2: hit the mute, stuff like that. So then in music,
- 18:32Speaker 2: you know, music was so much better in the 80s.
- 18:35Speaker 2: My wife and I, and when we have friends over,
- 18:37Speaker 2: sometimes we'll play what we call the music game, you know,
- 18:40Speaker 2: way up there in your cable package or whatever you have.
- 18:42Speaker 2: You could probably do this on Spotify too. There's a
- 18:45Speaker 2: 70s channel, 80s channel, 90s channel, 2000s channel, oldies channel.
- 18:50Speaker 2: And so what we sometimes do is just hit the
- 18:52Speaker 2: button on the remote, knowing what channel's next without looking
- 18:54Speaker 2: and see how fast we can identify the song. We
- 18:57Speaker 2: always stink on the 2000s because it's just bad music.
- 19:00Speaker 2: It's not even like, I wish I knew this song.
- 19:02Speaker 2: It's like, somebody name this song so I can get
- 19:05Speaker 2: back to the jails and the era that I actually like.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Because the quality of music in the 2000s compared to
- 19:11Speaker 2: back then, not just the 80s, but 60s, 70s, even
- 19:16Speaker 2: the early 90s is so, so different. I blame the
- 19:19Speaker 2: boy bands for ruining music, but other people may disagree
- 19:22Speaker 2: with that.
- 19:22Speaker 1: I was just going to say that we can blame Britney.
- 19:25Speaker 1: For the assembly line of, you know, Disney Channel starlets.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Auto-tuned.
- 19:30Speaker 1: All of a sudden, they get a little bit older. Suddenly, boom,
- 19:34Speaker 1: they're on the cover of Maxim, looking like hussies. And,
- 19:37Speaker 1: you know, then all their music videos are half naked
- 19:40Speaker 1: for the rest of the time. She was the trailblazer,
- 19:43Speaker 1: and a lot of people followed in that wake. But
- 19:45Speaker 1: I'm sorry, didn't mean to interrupt, because you have a
- 19:47Speaker 1: very good stream going.
- 19:48Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's fine, too. And you said movies,
- 19:51Speaker 2: I love the Indiana Jones trilogy. There are only three.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Back to the Future trilogy, the original Star Wars trilogy,
- 19:58Speaker 2: two out of three of those were in the 80s.
- 19:59Speaker 2: And so very little good in the movies was made
- 20:02Speaker 2: after that. There's a couple But comedies like Fletch, Ferris
- 20:06Speaker 2: Bueller's Day Off, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Caddyshack, The Original Vacation,
- 20:10Speaker 2: Christmas Vacation. We actually had comedies in the 80s. Everybody
- 20:14Speaker 2: got so woke and offended that they can't even make
- 20:17Speaker 2: them hardly anymore in Hollywood. And so just so many
- 20:21Speaker 2: different things pop culture-wise. And then the things that you
- 20:24Speaker 2: see in Stranger Things and other things if you look
- 20:26Speaker 2: back at the 80s nostalgia. There was freedom. You could
- 20:29Speaker 2: ride your bike all around town. You didn't have to
- 20:31Speaker 2: worry that somebody was going to abduct you or anything
- 20:34Speaker 2: like that. You didn't need a bike helmet. Maybe you
- 20:37Speaker 2: did need one, but you didn't have one. You could
- 20:40Speaker 2: play sports for hours in your yard or your friend's yard.
- 20:42Speaker 2: And as long as you're home for dinner, in my case,
- 20:44Speaker 2: my paper route, all was well. You had cars bigger
- 20:48Speaker 2: than aircraft carriers. It was fun. If you did get
- 20:52Speaker 2: into a fender bender, you probably didn't even feel it
- 20:54Speaker 2: that much. And Jim, the best thing about the 80s
- 20:56Speaker 2: in retrospect now, No social media.
- 20:59Speaker 1: There is no record of our misbehavior from that decade, Greg.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Excellent list there. I'm going to point out a lot
- 21:06Speaker 1: of people who ended up joining NASA said they did
- 21:10Speaker 1: it because of Star Trek, either the original television series
- 21:12Speaker 1: back in the 60s or even the movies that came
- 21:15Speaker 1: along into the 1980s. When I was in Poland earlier
- 21:19Speaker 1: this year, I met a company that is doing medical robotics.
- 21:23Speaker 1: And they're there where they're actually building the robotics and
- 21:26Speaker 1: and I'm not making this up, above the door, there
- 21:30Speaker 1: is a picture of Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver with
- 21:33Speaker 1: a saint halo over him. Like, MacGyver is the patron
- 21:37Speaker 1: saint of engineering. So think about how many people ended
- 21:40Speaker 1: up becoming engineers because they saw MacGyver making a crossbow
- 21:44Speaker 1: out of a pen and a paper clip and a
- 21:46Speaker 1: rubber band or whatever other stuff he used back then.
- 21:49Speaker 1: You mentioned the A-team, and you're talking about, like, you know,
- 21:53Speaker 1: they were in the Los Angeles Underground, Greg, that was
- 21:56Speaker 1: the clearest Los Angeles underground compared to Karen Bass. Things
- 22:00Speaker 1: never looked that bad for them. Yes, they'd often have
- 22:03Speaker 1: to scramble out the door because Decker was coming or
- 22:05Speaker 1: something like that. But, you know, Hannibal could always find
- 22:08Speaker 1: the materials for his disguise as the waiter or whatever.
- 22:11Speaker 1: There was somebody who needed them or something like that.
- 22:15Speaker 1: And look, we learned the important lesson of the A-Team was,
- 22:18Speaker 1: you know, always be willing to stand up for justice,
- 22:20Speaker 1: always be willing to stand up for people who are
- 22:22Speaker 1: being bullied or oppressed or mistreated. And remember, you can
- 22:25Speaker 1: always shoot them and no one will ever die. That's
- 22:27Speaker 1: an important lesson for kids to improve. And as we
- 22:30Speaker 1: learn from that show, knowing is half the battle. We
- 22:33Speaker 1: learned that from G.I. Joe. The other half of the
- 22:35Speaker 1: battle are red lasers and blue lasers Which also never
- 22:39Speaker 1: destroy anything. And remember, if you shoot an enemy plane,
- 22:42Speaker 1: the other pilot will always parachute it out in time.
- 22:45Speaker 1: You might get captured, but you're never actually going to
- 22:48Speaker 1: die in war. And that's another important lesson for kids
- 22:50Speaker 1: to learn.
- 22:51Speaker 2: And you remind me now that the 80s was great
- 22:53Speaker 2: for catchphrase TV. You know, you had Arnold on different
- 22:55Speaker 2: strokes with what you're talking about, usually Willis, but sometimes Willis.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Another character. And then, of course, at the end of
- 23:00Speaker 2: every A-Team episode, you know, Hannibal lights up the cigar
- 23:02Speaker 2: and says, I love it when a plan comes together.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Teaching kids the value of planning. You know, I think
- 23:07Speaker 1: about it. The only time I remember Face ever looking
- 23:10Speaker 1: worried on that show was when they went to Universal
- 23:12Speaker 1: Studios and he saw Cylon. Which is a reference to
- 23:15Speaker 1: Battlestar Galactica, which I believe was 1980 or was that
- 23:18Speaker 1: late 70s? I'm trying to, you know. Yes.
- 23:20Speaker 2: And he was on. The actor was on that show.
- 23:22Speaker 1: Yes. The most perfect in-joke. And they did it in
- 23:24Speaker 1: the opening credits, if I remember correctly.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Fantastic. All right, we could go on forever, but we
- 23:30Speaker 2: love about the 80s. I think what we miss about
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- 25:09Speaker 2: the 80s, alas, were not perfect. So what do we
- 25:12Speaker 2: not miss from the 80s? My list is pretty short,
- 25:15Speaker 2: so I'm just going to hit it right off the
- 25:16Speaker 2: top here. I don't miss people smoking everywhere. I don't
- 25:20Speaker 2: love that the government got involved in all that. But,
- 25:23Speaker 2: you know, when you were kids, you could smoke on planes.
- 25:25Speaker 2: There was a smoking and non-smoking section as if the
- 25:27Speaker 2: smoke wasn't going to waft into the non-smoking section. Same
- 25:30Speaker 2: thing in restaurants, like the divider of your booth sometimes
- 25:33Speaker 2: was the difference between Smoking and non-smoking. There were ashtrays
- 25:37Speaker 2: for every seat of your car. Other things I don't miss,
- 25:40Speaker 2: long distance charges. I also don't miss the Soviet Union
- 25:45Speaker 2: or the Ayatollah Khomeini. But I also don't miss the
- 25:48Speaker 2: era where three networks and a couple of newspapers decided
- 25:50Speaker 2: what the news was, where now we have this broader
- 25:54Speaker 2: way of figuring out what exactly is happening in the world.
- 25:56Speaker 2: You've got to be a little bit discerning to figure
- 25:58Speaker 2: out what's fact, what's fiction, and who's feeding you a
- 26:00Speaker 2: line of bull. But there's a lot that we've learned
- 26:03Speaker 2: in the talk radio era and now in the internet
- 26:05Speaker 2: era that probably wouldn't have made Dan Rather or Tom
- 26:09Speaker 2: Brokaw and Peter Jennings back in the day.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Excellent selections there, Greg. As I'm realizing, we didn't have
- 26:14Speaker 1: Fitbits back then, but my sense is that I would
- 26:18Speaker 1: probably do about 8,000 steps a day Getting up from
- 26:21Speaker 1: the couch and changing the channel and then going back
- 26:23Speaker 1: to the couch. Because remote control, if you were rich,
- 26:28Speaker 1: first of all, it's interesting, by the way, certain little
- 26:30Speaker 1: things in consumer. Your family has a remote control. Remember
- 26:33Speaker 1: there was something like wired remote control and you ran
- 26:35Speaker 1: the wire across? So there was remote control. Having a
- 26:38Speaker 1: VCR was a big deal. And here's the thing. There's
- 26:41Speaker 1: a movie coming out in the theaters and you don't
- 26:44Speaker 1: see it. You know it's going to be on streaming
- 26:46Speaker 1: in like six months at the latest, probably sooner. It'll
- 26:49Speaker 1: be on demand in like a week from now. I
- 26:52Speaker 1: believe Supergirl had one month between the movie release in
- 26:57Speaker 1: theaters and available on streaming. That was a flop. So
- 27:01Speaker 1: they were in a rush to get it, you know,
- 27:02Speaker 1: figure out some way to get it. You had to
- 27:05Speaker 1: wait a year for Return of the Jedi to come
- 27:07Speaker 1: out on VHS tape. And obviously VHS tapes are not
- 27:10Speaker 1: nearly as good quality as uh dvds or what is
- 27:14Speaker 1: blu-rays or whatever they're up to now and stuff like
- 27:17Speaker 1: that now it's streaming people don't even buy physical media
- 27:19Speaker 1: anymore although you never know when steven spielberg will decide
- 27:22Speaker 1: i don't want guns in et i'm gonna change it
- 27:24Speaker 1: all to walkie talkies so you know et stop or
- 27:29Speaker 1: i will use this walkie talkie to call someone who
- 27:31Speaker 1: does have a gun you know um So, okay, you know,
- 27:35Speaker 1: that was kind of annoying. It's dawned on me, Greg,
- 27:38Speaker 1: when's the last time you got lost somewhere? I guess
- 27:40Speaker 1: it's probably, it's been a really long time because of
- 27:43Speaker 1: Google Maps, Waze, all these different apps and stuff like that.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Think about how many couples don't fight anymore because you don't,
- 27:50Speaker 1: will you please pull over and ask for directions? You know,
- 27:53Speaker 1: that was, we all know where we're going. The other
- 27:56Speaker 1: thing I'm kind of sitting there thinking, I don't know
- 27:58Speaker 1: about you, Greg, but like how many, you know, like,
- 28:01Speaker 1: Childhood can be great and joyous and big picture. I
- 28:04Speaker 1: had a great... But I also remember being bored. I
- 28:07Speaker 1: remember being bored. There was nothing to do. There's nothing
- 28:10Speaker 1: on TV. Mom and dad are saying, go out and
- 28:12Speaker 1: play outside or something. Now with the internet, you're never bored.
- 28:16Speaker 1: There's always something out there that you can... Waiting online, right?
- 28:20Speaker 1: There's a long line at the supermarket. Doesn't matter. I'm
- 28:22Speaker 1: looking at my phone. It's just a remarkably different way
- 28:25Speaker 1: we occupy our time. Very serious downsides to social media,
- 28:29Speaker 1: the internet, all that kind of stuff. I'm also looking
- 28:32Speaker 1: and realizing, look, I went for a print magazine, National Review.
- 28:38Speaker 1: There aren't newsstands anymore. Newsstands were not only ubiquitous in
- 28:42Speaker 1: the 1980s. They were like, how you learn stuff, right?
- 28:44Speaker 1: I guess that was kind of the tail end of
- 28:47Speaker 1: the morning newspaper and the afternoon newspaper in terms of
- 28:50Speaker 1: what the news cycle was. So you had more time
- 28:53Speaker 1: to learn the news and digest it. And there wasn't
- 28:56Speaker 1: this relentless pace of, What's happening now? What's happening now?
- 28:59Speaker 1: This accelerated news cycle and stuff. So there are certain
- 29:04Speaker 1: things about the 80s that I miss. I think your
- 29:08Speaker 1: comment about the consolidation of media is very much a
- 29:11Speaker 1: fair one. Institutions like Print National Review were true outsiders
- 29:17Speaker 1: and very limited in their reach. But I'd also note, Greg,
- 29:20Speaker 1: that was the era of the monoculture. And you could
- 29:22Speaker 1: kind of say that that getting into the 90s were
- 29:25Speaker 1: kind of the last era of I mean, Ronald Reagan
- 29:28Speaker 1: could say, could quote Gary Coleman, what you talking about?
- 29:32Speaker 1: Or where's the beef? Or stuff like that. Because all
- 29:36Speaker 1: of America was watching the same thing in prime time.
- 29:39Speaker 1: And I think we've lost it. something with that. So
- 29:42Speaker 1: my things I miss have ended up being a lot more,
- 29:44Speaker 1: things I don't miss have ended up reminding me of
- 29:45Speaker 1: the things that I miss, Greg.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that too. Yeah, people ask you, wait, you didn't
- 29:50Speaker 2: have a remote control? Like, no, I was the remote control.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah. Come on, go change the channel. There you go.
- 29:56Speaker 2: That's exactly it. And it's usually to a program, you know,
- 29:58Speaker 2: if you're getting that order, the one that you didn't
- 30:00Speaker 2: actually want to watch. So I was like, 60 minutes
- 30:03Speaker 2: is on or something like that at the time. Oh,
- 30:05Speaker 2: and by the way, our kids still do get bored
- 30:08Speaker 2: once in a while. The catchphrase that you need to
- 30:10Speaker 2: remember from Mrs. Corumbus is boredom is a choice. So
- 30:13Speaker 2: there's always something interesting that you can go do.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Do you not have anything to do? Because I'll give
- 30:17Speaker 1: you something to do.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Yep, exactly right.
- 30:20Speaker 1: All right.
- 30:20Speaker 2: In a moment, final thoughts on the 80s. All right, Jim, we,
- 30:28Speaker 2: of course, have not mentioned the pinnacle of cinematic creation
- 30:33Speaker 2: that came in the 1980s. It was released in July.
- 30:36Speaker 2: So some people say it's not a Christmas movie. Of course,
- 30:38Speaker 2: it's a Christmas movie. But more importantly than it being
- 30:41Speaker 2: a Christmas movie, it is the greatest action film of
- 30:43Speaker 2: all time. Die Hard is a creation of the 1980s.
- 30:47Speaker 2: And in addition to everything else we've discussed, Die Hard
- 30:50Speaker 2: alone should make the 80s very, very special.
- 30:52Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting because, first of all, we would
- 30:54Speaker 1: agree it's an 80s movie. I think it's also very
- 30:56Speaker 1: much a late 80s movie, and I think you could
- 30:58Speaker 1: just find stylistic and aesthetic choices. It very much is
- 31:02Speaker 1: about the fear that Japan is going to take over
- 31:05Speaker 1: corporate America. I don't think you'd call it a xenophobic
- 31:09Speaker 1: movie by any stretch of the imagination, but there definitely
- 31:12Speaker 1: is this sense of Japan as this strange force hosting a...
- 31:16Speaker 1: Company Christmas party on Christmas Eve or stuff. The growing
- 31:19Speaker 1: suspicion of the media, Geraldo Rivera and stuff like that.
- 31:24Speaker 1: You know, Dick Thornburg definitely was a message of that.
- 31:27Speaker 1: And I think I kind of wonder, I don't know
- 31:29Speaker 1: if you'd say this is, you know, post-Aaron Contra or something.
- 31:31Speaker 1: John McClane is a very heroic character. Al Powell is
- 31:35Speaker 1: a very heroic character. Overall, the Los Angeles Police Department,
- 31:39Speaker 1: not a particularly heroic force. And like, look, it's not
- 31:42Speaker 1: like in the early 90s, we'd see reasons to doubt
- 31:44Speaker 1: the competence and good intentions of the Los Angeles Police Department, right? Yeah.
- 31:49Speaker 2: So yeah, they had some issues for sure, especially in
- 31:52Speaker 2: the few years that would follow there, which led to
- 31:54Speaker 2: a lot of other problems as well. So in the end, yes,
- 31:58Speaker 2: kind of a ground level cop, the hero in the building,
- 32:02Speaker 2: you know, it was It's a perfect movie. I would
- 32:05Speaker 2: clean up a lot of the language. But other than that,
- 32:08Speaker 2: the wisecracking, the plot development is just absolutely fantastic.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Well, Greg, as they say on Basic Cable, yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.
- 32:20Speaker 1: All right.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Well, share your 80s memories with us. I've certainly had
- 32:23Speaker 2: a lot of fun going down memory lane with you
- 32:26Speaker 2: on this one, Jim. So maybe we'll have a chance
- 32:28Speaker 2: to go down that way again. So anyway, have a
- 32:30Speaker 2: great weekend and I'll see you on Monday.
- 32:32Speaker 1: See you Monday, Greg.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Jim Garrity, National Review. I'm Greg Karambas of Radio America.
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