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- 0:23Welcome back to the Talking Shit podcast.
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- 1:05it's been a while, man. We're back baby, we're back.
- 1:07Few hiccups to start. Sellotape the phone to the foam
- 1:12roller for the camera. And forget the cord to plug into
- 1:15the mic. What's on my left?
- 1:18Where's the where's the microphone man?
- 1:22I forgot to plug it in. Oh very.
- 1:23That was cracking. But we just teared at each
- 1:25other, right? What's going on?
- 1:27But we look like we broke it. That's how you know we don't
- 1:31have a production team behind the scenes.
- 1:32It's all us. For seller tape and all.
- 1:36We really be putting in there crying.
- 1:39Ohh hey very. But we're back, brother.
- 1:40Fuck, good to be back. It's been a long time man.
- 1:43Feels weird. It feels like yes, like one of
- 1:45the first times, like I'm not used to it anymore.
- 1:48You. Know yeah a little bit a little
- 1:49bit there is a mic in front of us yeah, but now we're back bro.
- 1:52So again, brothers, sisters, welcome back to the Talking Shit
- 1:56podcast. Man, you're here.
- 1:57We just saw how much you bringing the latest in sports,
- 1:58pop culture and lots of big questions on today's episode.
- 2:02Brother, start us off. Yeah, bro.
- 2:04So pretty much we haven't done an episode in so long because I
- 2:07was in Europe. Yeah, bro, you're just living
- 2:09that up over. Here 3 weeks bro.
- 2:11Went to Slovenia, Italy and France.
- 2:16Those 3 pretty much Italy the whole time, but a.
- 2:18Trip. What a trip.
- 2:19Yeah, there's few few good stories and stuff from it came
- 2:22back a bit bit bit blacker, which is good bro and like
- 2:25that's the thing about Europe. Sunbow so mean yeah, I didn't
- 2:29put sunblock on once bro and I didn't get burnt like and it was
- 2:33like 30°. I was lying in the sun the other
- 2:34day. Oh this is the best I should
- 2:36probably put something on but I thought like need to get tan
- 2:40anyway so it won't bro all day in the sun didn't get burnt.
- 2:44Damn. Yeah.
- 2:45You know, that was the first thing I said to baby for you.
- 2:47When you came back. I was like, holy kill, you're
- 2:48playing black. Black.
- 2:49Yeah I know bro. Yeah I was happy it actually
- 2:52happened. Got a good tan late in the trip
- 2:53as well which was lucky it. Was that it Was that nice golden
- 2:56tan too, bro? Yeah, I was really happy about
- 2:57that one. Yeah, but bro, there was a few
- 2:59freak outs in that and the and the trip.
- 3:01I thought it would be funny to update you on the first one.
- 3:04Bro is when you like bro when you're on a plane.
- 3:09I noticed a few things that I'm not sure is like universal.
- 3:13Are you allowed to do it? Are you not allowed to do it?
- 3:15Do you ever do you know like a few things.
- 3:17We didn't even plan this. I just came off the top of my
- 3:19head now, but so. I do what I'm.
- 3:21Fighting on the plane. Bro I was literally about to say
- 3:24that. Bro, I thought I was getting
- 3:26away with it the whole thing or the whole trip.
- 3:28And Shania said, you know, I could smell your farts the whole
- 3:30trip. Eh?
- 3:31I was like, Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed because I was next
- 3:33to a lady as well. I was like, oh I thought that
- 3:36they just like for some reason couldn't, didn't smell.
- 3:41I don't know if that's something you should.
- 3:42Publicly say I was just fighting the whole way.
- 3:45So I'm sorry, the lady the whole 18 hour flight, but straight up
- 3:4916 hours because Nah, it's actually not my fault because
- 3:53Qatar Airlines, but I think they're putting some kind of
- 3:58like chemical in their food that constipates you bro, straight up
- 4:05it's crazy. They don't want to.
- 4:06They don't want to put in the owls to clean the toilet.
- 4:08Nah, bro, I don't know there's something bro, because my my
- 4:11stomach was not Rite Aid straight up.
- 4:14And like, there's the other additive to it is like, bro, you
- 4:18know, you don't want to take a massive keyboard and and then
- 4:22and then you open the door and like old lady comes in.
- 4:25Oh, I don't know. Someone else?
- 4:28'S I need a gas mask. And the fingers in planes, bro,
- 4:30people wait like, but I came out of the line, out of the toilet
- 4:34once, yeah. And there was like 3 people
- 4:37waiting in line, yeah. And so I was like, oh, bro, I'm
- 4:39not going to come out and absolutely embarrass myself and
- 4:43all my family just by like taking a taking a big kill in
- 4:46the in the toilet. But bro, that's all.
- 4:48So what's your did you do just? I was, I was honestly, I, I've
- 4:52been on a flight and like obviously, like Hannah and I, we
- 4:54travel quite a bit and when we travel, like I, I've, I've
- 4:58noticed that exact same thing is people next to me would be just
- 5:03absolutely ripping their pants. Oh yeah, so they're doing it,
- 5:07not you. Oh bro, I will never forget this
- 5:09one flight. We're on our way to, I think,
- 5:10Singapore and on the way to Singapore, bro, there was this
- 5:13guy in front of us and no, no word of lie, he would fart all
- 5:16the time and everyone around would literally do that face.
- 5:21And we're like, what is this guy on?
- 5:23Like go to the bloody toilet. But he sat there the whole
- 5:26flight. That was me.
- 5:28That was me too. So I thought I was getting, he
- 5:31thought he was getting away with it.
- 5:33It's just a stink ass. The problem with everyone knows
- 5:35when it's a quiet fight, it's a stinky fight.
- 5:37Yeah, yeah. When it's a loud fight, it ain't
- 5:39gonna stink. Yeah, fast.
- 5:41So that was that was one of the one of the things.
- 5:42So what about like bro, the other thing that annoys me in
- 5:46planes, bro, is people that get up so quickly when you're when
- 5:49you're when you need to exit the plane.
- 5:51Yeah, it's not bro. Chill out.
- 5:52First of all, you're behind me. So you're not getting up before
- 5:55and you're like trying to go and you're like, stop trying to go,
- 5:58bro. You have to wait for me to go.
- 5:59Yeah, Yeah. They're not patient.
- 6:01Nah. And it's, you know what the
- 6:02crazy thing is? You're gonna see them all at the
- 6:05baggage picking. Yeah.
- 6:05Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, come on bro.
- 6:07I know bro. Like there was this one family,
- 6:09bro, this Asian family, I'm just gonna say.
- 6:11And and the dad walked in front of like Shania.
- 6:14We were there behind us. Did Shania win?
- 6:16But he win. And he expected his whole family
- 6:19to follow. No, no, no.
- 6:22Wait there, lady, I'm coming out.
- 6:24Yo, your husband just left you to die.
- 6:28Yeah, wait. Yeah.
- 6:29Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy, bro, that's
- 6:33crazy. But yeah, that.
- 6:35Does happen. That was like another thing in
- 6:37the 14 hour flight to Qatar. It was catastrophic.
- 6:42Bro that's. What?
- 6:43Qatar isn't Dubai. No, it's Qatar's a country.
- 6:48No, no, I know that. But do they do you go via there?
- 6:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not Dubai.
- 6:52Yeah, Buzzy, I didn't even know that they would go there.
- 6:55Yeah, they went there. So sorry.
- 6:57That was a long flight, man. That was the longest flight I've
- 6:59ever done. Yeah, it was bad, bro.
- 7:02Smooth. Smooth flight.
- 7:03Though Yeah, it was. It was all good.
- 7:05But like just sitting down that long, I hate it.
- 7:07Yeah, I know that feeling. Very.
- 7:09Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:09But see, that's weird. It is maybe worth paying first
- 7:11class tickets. You know, those long flights.
- 7:14I can see why people pay for first class tickets.
- 7:16I get it. Yeah, honestly, I'd rather stand
- 7:19up that far. It was.
- 7:20It was. Yeah.
- 7:21My my feet were first class. You have a full you.
- 7:24Have a full bed. Yeah, I know.
- 7:26So you can look, you can. Lie it out, but yeah, it looks
- 7:28gun. I am going to do that before I
- 7:29die one day. First class, yeah.
- 7:31To Europe. Try that.
- 7:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the long haul, but but I
- 7:35just want to skip to the little moment.
- 7:37I'll get your opinion on it and that what you what you think you
- 7:40would have done in this situation.
- 7:42So it was a it was it was because I was with my my one of
- 7:46my best friends, Jack and my partner Shania.
- 7:48The basically the whole trip, no dramas except for this one night
- 7:51in Rome. So there's one night in Rome at
- 7:56we were drinking all, all day on the April Spritz and on April
- 8:00Spritz, stopping in all all these spots.
- 8:02And then as the night went on, we kind of found this bar and
- 8:05like outside, you can buy drinks and like sit outside and then,
- 8:10but I don't know, it must have been like the Roman history
- 8:12talking to me like the, the warlords and like the, the old
- 8:17politicians talking to me the. Gladiators.
- 8:19Yeah, and they're like, you know what, You need to spark this up
- 8:22with the argument. And so like, so pretty much
- 8:26we're drinking and tell me what you think about this.
- 8:28So we're drinking, we're drinking and then we're all
- 8:31laughing. Have a good time.
- 8:32And then I buy everyone Afro spritz.
- 8:35And then bro, I spill a whole Afro spritz on myself.
- 8:40I spill a whole Afro spritz on myself.
- 8:43And so we're with like 5 other people.
- 8:46And so I spill it and instantly I think it's not like clumsy me,
- 8:53like silly me, but what got me bro?
- 8:57That's how hard everyone laughed.
- 9:01How hard everyone laughed because then I was like, oh,
- 9:06you're trying to make a fool out of me.
- 9:09Oh, OK, I see, I see it. I was like, oh, is it funny?
- 9:12Is it It's the next minute, but I'm arguing with everyone.
- 9:15I'm arguing with all all of them G and I'm and I'm and I can't
- 9:19let it go. And I in my head, halfway
- 9:22through the argument, I realized like, why am I even?
- 9:25Because I spilt something on me and I didn't react well.
- 9:27Like so like people were. But it got so bad that the girls
- 9:30started trying to like, change the subject.
- 9:32Oh. Come, come.
- 9:34Hell yeah. So like so like I think Shania.
- 9:36So you were properly heated at this point.
- 9:38Yeah, I. Was like, I was like, I was
- 9:40like, why are you laughing? Like it would have been all good
- 9:42if you just didn't laugh. Like doing those lines.
- 9:44And then they, they, they go, oh, let's so someone goes like,
- 9:48oh, So what are we doing tomorrow?
- 9:49Like obvious changes. No, don't change the subject.
- 9:54So something more like bro, I was bad bro.
- 9:57And I woke up the next day with the biggest like, anxiety
- 10:01because I was like, oh. Bro, I just made a fool of
- 10:04myself. I was arguing with everybody,
- 10:06bro. But it was just that moment,
- 10:08bro. I feel honestly, I still feel.
- 10:11I still secretly think it. They laugh too hard, bro, You
- 10:14know, I know. I made a mistake.
- 10:17Yeah. I don't need to.
- 10:18I don't need everyone to be like you idiot, shame, you idiot.
- 10:22It was like bro Hitler stubbed his toe or something like bro, I
- 10:25was like, what? Why is why am I such a bad guy?
- 10:27You guys laughing at my pain? Oh, and also because my friend
- 10:31Jack was sitting next to me and he was laughing as well.
- 10:33And then I was like, bro, oh, you love, love, love.
- 10:35And I grabbed his arm with because I had Apple's eyebrow.
- 10:38I was covered in Apple Spritz and I and I put Apple Spritz on
- 10:41his arm and he's like, oh, and then everyone was like, what did
- 10:44you do? There.
- 10:45Bro coming at me harder. I was like, that's a little bit
- 10:49on his arm. It's all over me.
- 10:51What do you mean? But it was a fucking big
- 10:55argument. AI made a fucking ball of myself
- 10:59but it was so loud that like I was arguing with our whole table
- 11:02and the other tables and shit were looking at us today.
- 11:06But that's actually crazy it got to.
- 11:09That point, yeah. Honest opinion, I reckon you win
- 11:18over. There's there's a way to laugh
- 11:21at some part I, but I've. Just I could tell you're getting
- 11:24heated. I just ruined my night all over
- 11:27my white shorts I was wearing. And then now you have the nerve
- 11:31to hysterically, not just laugh hysterically, laugh at me.
- 11:36But OK, I need, I need to, I need to understand this though.
- 11:39When when it happened, did they laugh at you because something
- 11:43else had happened prior? Like did you say something or
- 11:46did they just laugh at you for the sake of like you just.
- 11:49I was being a Dick or not but I feel like I was everyone's
- 11:54friend before that and I feel like but I don't know, they
- 12:01needed to bring me down. That's what I feel like bro.
- 12:04Actually, now that I think about it, they were trying to drop me
- 12:06down. We I need to get Shania's
- 12:08opinion on this thing. I need to.
- 12:10No, don't ask it. Don't, don't, don't ask anyone
- 12:13else. She was saying no, he was being
- 12:14a craving, really. Really, no one was even laughing
- 12:17at I just snapped. I was just drunk and snapped at
- 12:20everyone out. What are?
- 12:23You laughing? The real moldy came out of UA.
- 12:25Oh, that's cool. That was.
- 12:26Little bourbon yeah that was that was a pretty funny that was
- 12:32good it was a it was good adversity for myself so now I've
- 12:36learned from that I can move on for that so I know from next
- 12:39time next time if I make a mistake I know that I'm going to
- 12:44be emotional so I'm well next time I'm going to take a take a
- 12:47deep breath you're. Going to stay in your.
- 12:49But if they keep laughing, I don't know how long I can hold
- 12:53it. Take the bus might come.
- 12:56Out. Hey, that's all right, bro,
- 12:59That's all right. Everyone's gonna learn some
- 13:00days. That's my update anyway, yeah.
- 13:02Well, my update bro, I got absolutely gas today recently
- 13:07and I went to the gym and you know how at the gym at good life
- 13:10anyway, because that's where I go these lockers in the changing
- 13:14rooms. So I was going for a sauna
- 13:15session and so I put all my gears in this locker and I
- 13:19remember in my head locker 49 lock of 49.
- 13:23I'm pretty good at like remembering where I put my
- 13:24stuff. So I went in and I did my like
- 13:2715 minute sauna session and then came back into the changing room
- 13:32to grab my stuff bro. And I looked at the lock and I
- 13:35was like, I swear I did not put a lock on this lock, but I swear
- 13:41I know for a fact I did not put a lock on this lock and anyway
- 13:46but. You're like, I swear I put my
- 13:47stuff. There though, yeah.
- 13:48And that's it was going through my head bro, like over and over
- 13:51and over again and then this, this fellow middle-aged guy to
- 13:54my left, he was looking at me like bro, is this dude all good
- 13:57or is he about to do something right now?
- 13:59And I was like, bro, I still reckon this is my lockerie.
- 14:02So I went through the lock on the left, nothing there, lock on
- 14:06the right, nothing there. I even went through the lockers
- 14:08on the bottom bro, none of it there.
- 14:10It got to the point where I was just like, bro, am I like
- 14:13actually like crazy like crazy right now?
- 14:16Yeah, yeah, if I just. Imagine this all mate.
- 14:20Goes, are you all good? And I said, but I swear this is
- 14:22my lock. Hey, but there's a lock on this
- 14:24on this door. And he's like, oh, you have you
- 14:27checked every door? Like every lock in the in the
- 14:29changing room? I said, no, I haven't right.
- 14:31So I went around with him, went through every single what is it
- 14:36locker changing room, whatever bro door.
- 14:39None of my stuff was in any of them.
- 14:41I was like, bro, I I'm telling you, I brought my stuff here.
- 14:43He's like, well, maybe you just forgot.
- 14:46You put a lock on it. That's it.
- 14:47Wait. He didn't believe you.
- 14:48Just he didn't. Believe me bro, I could tell
- 14:49you, he thought. You were trying to steal away.
- 14:51I don't know bro, because I don't want to say that.
- 14:53I don't want to say that, but. Bro he was racist.
- 14:57I'm not saying that, but he he when he, when he said to me, he
- 15:01goes, Are you sure you didn't put a lock in it?
- 15:02I was like, bro, I'm sure I didn't put a lock in it.
- 15:06And it got to a point where then other people started filtering
- 15:09in and they're all staring at me, hey.
- 15:11And I went again around and I was like, man, went through all
- 15:14the doors again, nothing. And it's all because you're,
- 15:16because I've done this trying to find my bag and you like open
- 15:18ones where there's other people's stuff and you don't
- 15:20want to be stuffed like trying to open other people's.
- 15:22Yeah. Exactly right.
- 15:23And so then I got to a point where I was like, bro, I'm
- 15:25telling you, this is my lock, but I didn't put a lock on it,
- 15:28bro. So I went out to reception.
- 15:29But bear in mind I'm wet and drinking.
- 15:33Oh, because you. Just had AI just had a sauna
- 15:34session, Per So I went up to reception and she's like, are
- 15:37you alright? I said, yeah, I'm all good, but
- 15:39I reckon someone's put a lock on my door, right?
- 15:41And she's like, Are you sure? And I said, but I'm telling you,
- 15:44I swear she's like, do you want to go have another look?
- 15:47I was like what the hell, Per. She had to go look.
- 15:50Again, I went and looked again, Oh my.
- 15:52So I'm at this point where I'm like, bro, maybe that's not my
- 15:54lock, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
- 15:56Went through all the doors again bro people staring at me and I
- 15:59was like what the fuck? Can't bring my stuff.
- 16:02Oh, I literally got to that point.
- 16:04I was on. I was like, don't I even bring
- 16:06my stuff out of the car? Yeah, but then I was like, but I
- 16:09got changed into my gear. So I.
- 16:11Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro So I went back out.
- 16:13I was like, I'm telling you, I think someone's honestly put a
- 16:16lock on my thing and she's like, OK, that's what we'll do.
- 16:19You can take these bolt cutters and you can break the lock and
- 16:22if it's your stuff inside then all good.
- 16:24If it's not, you'll just buy another lock for the next.
- 16:26I said yes, sweet, all good. So she gave me bolt cutters and
- 16:29I went to the thing and everyone saw me with the bolt cutters and
- 16:32was like oh is this guy going to like break this up?
- 16:34Bro? I just went straight and boom,
- 16:36broke the lock, broke the lock. People were looking at me like,
- 16:39bro, this dude crazy. Like, yeah, this isn't his.
- 16:41He's stealing. Yeah, bro, open it up.
- 16:43My stuff was in that locker bro. So someone like just pulled full
- 16:48on. Idiot.
- 16:49Full on pulled a like a prank bro.
- 16:52Oh, do you reckon they try to prank you?
- 16:53Or do you reckon they just were? Stupid, No, I reckon they just
- 16:55try to pull a prank gate, bro. So they bolted.
- 16:57They locked my door and I was like, what the And they had all
- 17:01my stuff in it bro. And I was like, the guy was
- 17:02like, I can't believe that's yours.
- 17:04I said bro, I told you, I told. You.
- 17:05You don't believe me The. Racers, bro, I couldn't believe
- 17:08that, but it's the first time in my life we've actually, I, I
- 17:11understood bro. If it was one time that I
- 17:13actually understand now what gas lighting is, bro, it's that
- 17:15moment there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 17:17I, I honestly did not really understand it beforehand.
- 17:19Yeah, right. And that was the first time
- 17:21where I was just like, bro, I actually am being gas lit hard
- 17:24right now. Like I believed.
- 17:25I believed everyone bro. So now do you know when your Mr.
- 17:28says you were trying to gas lighter?
- 17:30Yeah. Did you understand what it
- 17:32means? To understand it, bro.
- 17:33So I'm like, I came home and I was, I just couldn't believe it,
- 17:36eh? That someone would actually get
- 17:37to that point where they would do that, eh?
- 17:38Yeah. What?
- 17:39The Yeah, that's annoying, yes. Anyway, so that's my update man
- 17:42is yeah, I understand now what gas lighting is.
- 17:46Back yourself you if you remember you remember right OK
- 17:52the segment one for this podcast is flat chat and it's something
- 17:57we spoke about last night. It's who what it's going to be
- 18:02who's when is it? It's going to be paying for
- 18:06dinner. What is the morality behind
- 18:10different situations? I guess we've got a few
- 18:13different things that may have happened to us, may have not.
- 18:17And what is the moral thing that you should do?
- 18:22What's what would you do in these situations?
- 18:25Yeah. So I'll start it off.
- 18:27Yeah, just to kind of give context to it, it's more when
- 18:30you're going out in a group city name.
- 18:31Yeah, yeah. Not so much when it's with your
- 18:33partner and stuff like that's between, you know, the two of
- 18:36you, but in, in, in this context, we're talking about in
- 18:39a group setting. Yeah, in a group setting.
- 18:41OK, so the first scenario I have is I've been this person, so at
- 18:48a BYO where everyone's drinking and stuff and then everyone's
- 18:52eating and then at the end of the night everyone was drunk and
- 18:58kind of like left. And I was the last one to leave
- 19:02and got left with about 5 plates to pay for for everyone because
- 19:07they all just drunk and left and they forgot what they ordered
- 19:10and I ended up paying it. Very instantly I'm just thinking
- 19:13that when I see those places, I'm like, wow, dollar sign,
- 19:16dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign.
- 19:18Yeah, that's. Do you reckon you would have
- 19:20paid that or do you reckon you would have?
- 19:22Hell no. I'm not paying.
- 19:25I'm. Not paying.
- 19:25What would you have done? Paid yours and then just you
- 19:27know. Paid mine, the guy, the people
- 19:29here, they're like, oh, but these 4 miles, well that's not
- 19:32my problem. Honestly, I would go and call
- 19:35the people back in. I'd be like, bro, some of you
- 19:37haven't paid for your food. Get back in here and pay for
- 19:39your food. I'm not joking.
- 19:40I'm not paying that. I'm not paying.
- 19:42I'm not paying that bro. Yeah, 100 should have done that.
- 19:45Yeah. It was 100 bucks.
- 19:46It was around 100 bucks, Yeah. Yeah, that's a life lesson.
- 19:49Yeah, I should have done that. I should have just been like,
- 19:51not yeah, I don't know. I should have.
- 19:54I should have just left. Yeah, paid and left.
- 19:58What are you? Yeah.
- 19:59But see, it's, it's hard when people are in that.
- 20:01You've been put in that situation and you're the last
- 20:03one. Yeah, you're the last one
- 20:04because you're like, oh bro, am I about to get like the police
- 20:07called on me? And then everyone gets to enjoy
- 20:09their night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 20:12It's a tricky 1. So that kind of comes to the one
- 20:14that, you know, I'm going to share and that I have a family
- 20:18friend or family member and they were telling me this the story
- 20:24where someone was kind of within the same circle going away.
- 20:29And so basically what happened is the person that was going
- 20:32away invited all their friends, family to go to this, you know,
- 20:35dinner, farewell party. And so at the end of the night,
- 20:40or sorry, actually as they were ordering their food, if the
- 20:44family member that I know basically ordered one thing and
- 20:48one thing only and that was it. Now everybody else was having a,
- 20:52you know, a fantastic time and getting absolutely wasted, you
- 20:56know, ordering up as much as they want type of thing.
- 20:59And it got to the end of the night and this family friend who
- 21:02again, you know, just to reiterate, they ordered the one
- 21:05thing was the last one to go up and was told, oh, as everyone
- 21:09went up and was going to pay one person from the group goes,
- 21:14should we just split it? So they've been drinking as
- 21:16well. And this person wasn't drinking?
- 21:18No. So this person, this family
- 21:20friend of mine wasn't drinking, literally had one meal.
- 21:24Everybody else had multiple meals or sharing plates plus all
- 21:28these drinks that came out right.
- 21:29And then they go up to the the pay counter and literally one
- 21:34person from that group who was ordering up.
- 21:37Everything literally goes. Should we just split?
- 21:40Should we split? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 21:42Look at the bill 600. Should we split?
- 21:44It I can imagine the face on my family, friends, like on his
- 21:50face, and I could just say I could just picture it, bro, just
- 21:52like absolute disgust. Like, yeah, like he's
- 21:56constipated. Yeah, but I could just imagine
- 21:58there. But so he goes up and he gets
- 22:01told, oh, that'll be like 120 bucks.
- 22:04And he's just like. What?
- 22:08I can't believe that. Hey.
- 22:09And he paid, he paid it, man. He paid it.
- 22:12Honestly, it has to get to a point, bro, where, you know,
- 22:15we're talking about, you know, morality or whatever.
- 22:18Yeah. And I just think about, I think
- 22:20about, you know, what the right thing is to do, right.
- 22:23I'm not going to throw you in that position.
- 22:27Yeah, yeah. Where, you know, I know that
- 22:29you've had a meal. Yeah.
- 22:31Yeah. And then I expect you to pay the
- 22:33same that everybody else. Bro that's terrible.
- 22:37That's not good. You gotta know whatever, like we
- 22:40said it when we spoke about before, but like the bro, if
- 22:44there's any unfairness to what people have got, like if
- 22:47someone's got chips and then you've gotten a steak and then
- 22:51you've gotten 2 drinks, you can't even try Thinkers about
- 22:55splitting it. Like in my opinion it needs to
- 22:58be like bro everyone gets the exact same it's a set menu and
- 23:04no one gets drinks or everyone gets the same amount of drinks.
- 23:06Like then you can split it. But like but if you're getting
- 23:10as soon as you start having drinks bro and you're having
- 23:12heaps, you cannot split the bill bro.
- 23:14That's crazy. That's even, that's bad.
- 23:17Like social awareness to even think you can do that.
- 23:20I just also think that the excuse of I'm on the pistol, I'm
- 23:24I'm on the drinks. Yeah, that's not, that's a bad
- 23:27excuse. That's a that's a terrible
- 23:28excuse. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm because,
- 23:30you know, bro, even when you're drunk as bro, like you realize
- 23:35something costs money and this I've just got this like, or if
- 23:40something's a gift or if something like the people that
- 23:42do that are just using it to their advantage to get off.
- 23:45And this is the other thing. The person that will that that
- 23:48says should we split it? They know damn well, yeah, one
- 23:52that that is is getting off the hook here.
- 23:54Yeah, yeah. Exactly, Yeah.
- 23:56That's why they would say. It and that's that's evil, yeah,
- 23:59that's evil because you're trying to do that, you know,
- 24:01you're trying to make someone else pay more for you.
- 24:04Yeah, I'm. Not so.
- 24:05You're getting out, Yeah. So look, I think he learned his
- 24:09lesson from that. But for for me, hearing your
- 24:11story and hearing this story, I now know that, you know, it's
- 24:14something or one thing that I do.
- 24:16I always go up and pay first. Yeah.
- 24:18Because I'm not, I'm not gonna do that.
- 24:19Like, I don't care if you've invited me or I've invited you.
- 24:23Yeah, different story if it's family.
- 24:24Yeah, if it's family, I always pay for my family, you know what
- 24:27I mean? But in terms of like friends and
- 24:30stuff like that, you just, you just cover yourself, bro.
- 24:32Yeah. And I'll cover mine, you know
- 24:33what I mean? Like, I'm OK with that.
- 24:35So I learned that, you know, I literally have to go up and pay
- 24:38first, you know, look at the receipt.
- 24:40Just take off what I ordered right now and then pay what I've
- 24:44got to pay and that's it, you know?
- 24:45Yeah. If it's a special occasion, for
- 24:46example, of like if we went out for a group and it was your
- 24:48birthday or something, Yeah, yeah, I'll probably pay for
- 24:50something for yours. If that makes sense.
- 24:52Yeah, you're not like scenarios. Yeah, something like personal
- 24:54and not like a big group thing. Yeah, if it's like, yeah, your
- 24:59partner's birthday or something, it will like you'll be a
- 25:01partner, you'll buy, you'll shout her.
- 25:03But like, yeah, to be in a group situation, to order up a storm
- 25:07and then to just go. Should we split the bill?
- 25:11That's. Come on.
- 25:14Split your cheeks. Get out of here, man.
- 25:18Exactly that. Well, so we'd like to know if
- 25:20anyone else has had a similar story to that.
- 25:23Yeah, get in touch with us and yeah, we could probably share it
- 25:26on the potty. Yeah, and I'm gonna start.
- 25:28It's disappearing if that happens to me again.
- 25:31Maybe that's the thing. Hey, if someone invites
- 25:33ourselves for dinner, make sure you pay yours and we.
- 25:36Pay. Yeah, yeah.
- 25:37Just clean it up. Put it disclaimer.
- 25:38Yeah, yeah. I've actually seen a few viral
- 25:40videos about that too, bro. Well, have you seen that video
- 25:43of the friend group? It's a ladies and they're
- 25:49apparently all best mates, but they call out the one friend.
- 25:53Oh, I've seen that. You've seen the say they call
- 25:55out the one friend who isn't willing to split everything.
- 25:58The man, the the Oh, I've seen that one too.
- 26:01I do know it's. Different one.
- 26:02Sorry sorry sorry sorry go. But very similar situation so
- 26:05she doesn't want to split. Things She doesn't want to split
- 26:06things because again, she didn't.
- 26:08This person didn't order anything.
- 26:10Oh yeah, yeah. But she still wants to go
- 26:12because it's her friend's birthday.
- 26:13Yeah, but she was just looking out for herself, right?
- 26:16And all. Everyone at the table called her
- 26:18out on it. Yeah.
- 26:19And was like, what the heck, Why aren't you?
- 26:21We wanna split everything, right?
- 26:24Yeah, You do this all the time, right?
- 26:26But she's like, yeah, but I've got to look after myself.
- 26:28I can't just say that I'm gonna go out and spend money.
- 26:31And that's a fairpoint. She didn't want to spend money,
- 26:33bro. She didn't order anything.
- 26:35What what about that one with a group of girlfriends?
- 26:37And it's like they all look to the dude and they say, are you
- 26:41not going to pay the bill, bro? And they're going off at this
- 26:44dude for not paying the bill. And he's like, I'll pay for her,
- 26:47my missus, but I'm not paying for you tagalongs.
- 26:49What are you trying to? And then, bro, they're all
- 26:52adamant and like, so like, what's the word when you feel
- 26:56like you deserve something entitled?
- 26:58Entitled. Yeah.
- 26:59For like, no reason. Yeah, bro.
- 27:02They they win out of May. They win Edinburgh like
- 27:04basically calling him broke. Yeah, that's literally what they
- 27:07said. Yeah, I think that's exactly
- 27:08what they said, bro. They literally said to him no,
- 27:10you're broke. Yeah, yeah, you're a broke ass.
- 27:13Yeah, yeah. You know so.
- 27:15Bro. I mean, some people just need a
- 27:18bar up, bro, and actually just go get a proper paying job and
- 27:23stop living off the person that you know that you rely on.
- 27:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gum. All right.
- 27:35Our last segment of the potty is talking about the upcoming NRL
- 27:41and AFL grand finals and the specifically we're going to be
- 27:44touching on the halftime shows or pre acts that have occurred
- 27:47over the last kind of decade. And the reason why we want to
- 27:50talk about this is because it's a little bit of a hot take.
- 27:52I reckon our opinions on basically what we think NRLAFL,
- 27:59which of them has done better, etcetera or yeah, kind of kind
- 28:04of that likes right. So I I think just to just to
- 28:08kind of give everyone an idea of who's performing at the NRL and
- 28:13AFL grand finals this year. For AFL, it's Snoop Dogg, it's
- 28:17Snoop Dogg and over on the NRL is Teddy Swims.
- 28:24So this year is actually a pretty good indication I think
- 28:28of how both competitions are doing.
- 28:31But in the past, I want to make this kind of a point.
- 28:35I I have an opinion that whoever is performing the main act on
- 28:40the night when it comes to this kind of gives us an idea as to
- 28:44how well how both competitions are doing financially.
- 28:47Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I feel like the bigger
- 28:49the artists, the more money they're making.
- 28:51Yeah. And there's no way Snoop DOWG is
- 28:54coming over here to perform, you know what I mean?
- 28:57Yeah, Yeah, if he ain't earning the.
- 29:00The Mega. Bowler, you know what I mean?
- 29:02And he got the Godzilla bag. Bro, I'm telling you, man, like,
- 29:06that's great, bro. Two years ago or three years
- 29:08ago, he was performing at the Super Bowl.
- 29:10Oh, that's right. Yeah, Yeah.
- 29:12Yeah, that's that's where I'm just like, how the heck is AFL
- 29:15doing this? Like they must be honestly on
- 29:17that top of scale man. Yeah, but I had said a quick
- 29:21thing that I found when I was looking this up.
- 29:22So just for viewership of AFL and NRL, it's actually quite
- 29:26interesting. So from 2023, obviously 20 five,
- 29:302025 doesn't come up because it's going to come up.
- 29:33So anyway 2023 the viewership was 9 million and 9.1 million
- 29:42for AFL in the grand final and in the NRL 7.3 million.
- 29:50Oh wow. Yeah, so sorry, sorry, sorry.
- 29:54So AFL was in 20/23 it was 8.7 million and then in 24 it was
- 30:039.1, so 9.1 last year for AFL and then in NRL it was 6.9
- 30:11million in 2023 and 2024 is 7.3 million.
- 30:14So there's a roughly last year there was roughly 2,000,000 more
- 30:17viewers in AFL than there was NRL, which is crazy to me
- 30:21because New Zealand is behind NRL.
- 30:24So I just thought and like even England and France and those
- 30:28kind of things, we're watching NRL, but it just shows you how
- 30:30much more popular it is in Australia.
- 30:32Yeah, well, when you look at obviously the the areas where
- 30:36the game's played and kind of and like just being upfront,
- 30:38like I don't know too much about AFLI, know the basics and stuff
- 30:41like that. But in terms of support and fan
- 30:43base and that I don't really know too much.
- 30:45Bro. The game's actually a really
- 30:46long game to watch. Like it, honestly, it's like a
- 30:502/2 and 1/2 hour game when you, when you include stoppage, when
- 30:54you include half time, etcetera, quarter time, like all of that.
- 30:58But it's a really long game to watch.
- 31:00That's why I'm actually pretty shocked that people have, you
- 31:02know, Will TuneIn. Yeah, you know, but it's got a
- 31:04massive phone, obviously, Victoria and all that.
- 31:08And get this, I don't know if this is right bro.
- 31:12So last year, apparently the split for the AFL was 5 million
- 31:17men watched and 4 million women watched.
- 31:20How did you know that? How do?
- 31:23You know that that's BSA. Well bro like if I turn the TV
- 31:26on what would that how do? You know, I turn the TV on.
- 31:28That's what, yeah, but they're not going to know that it's.
- 31:30These dudes are lying bro. You know what I mean?
- 31:33How did they get that? Yeah, I don't know.
- 31:36And all those women are just the ones that your misses that you
- 31:39made come to the. Game yeah, you're.
- 31:42Forced. She's on her phone.
- 31:43Yeah, but how? How many of those girls are on
- 31:45their phone? I don't trust that.
- 31:47Yeah, they're all the wags. Right.
- 31:49How do they actually get that slack?
- 31:50That's actual lies. Is that TV viewer show?
- 31:53Yeah, TV viewer show. Yeah, they'll be able to look at
- 31:56that. What KO memberships?
- 31:57Yeah, things like that. Well, they can.
- 31:58They can see, they can have AI. They hate the AI and the TV's
- 32:01watching their eyes. Yeah, they'll be able to see
- 32:04things like that, but they I don't know about the whole.
- 32:09Yeah, I know. Sex thing that doesn't make
- 32:11sense to me. Yeah, there's obviously
- 32:12something that I don't know. They're trying to do something.
- 32:14Yeah, they are. They're trying to do the gender
- 32:16thing, but yeah, yeah. But that is interesting, bro,
- 32:18like knowing that that that was a viewership between the two,
- 32:20like, you know, that's two mil. Yeah, well man, AFL is that big.
- 32:24Yeah, so that's how they afforded Snoop and we've got
- 32:27Teddy Swims. Well, we were talking about
- 32:30Teddy Swims is pretty good, but actually I think about he's kind
- 32:32of trash. What?
- 32:33He's not that good. He's good.
- 32:35Well, what's what's? I'm not going.
- 32:37To name a song, to be honest. Shania Twain has covered a
- 32:39Shania Twain you don't wanna. That one, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 32:45yeah. He doesn't mean cover of that,
- 32:47but I don't even know any of his real songs.
- 32:48I don't know much of his songs, but I just know he's, he's
- 32:51actually a really good singer, bro.
- 32:52Yeah, he is. He's soulful, bro.
- 32:53He's soulful. I'm actually shocked that he's
- 32:55actually performing at in our grand final.
- 32:58Yeah, you know, But going back to this hot take, what's your
- 33:01opinion of it? You know, when you, you know,
- 33:04look at who's like, just to give you an idea, right over the
- 33:06last, let's say decade, I'll just shout out some X that are
- 33:11performed. Who for who?
- 33:13Both. OK, yeah, what I'll do.
- 33:15What I'll do, I'll just, I'll just name a few.
- 33:16So in the NRL over the last kind of 10 years, maybe some people
- 33:20that you you know, will know Kid Leroy.
- 33:24Yep, Jimmy. Jimmy Barnes.
- 33:26Don't know him. OK, trash.
- 33:29Probably some old ass guy. Was he old?
- 33:32I don't know. He's a good thing.
- 33:34Do you know? Yeah, I've been to his concert.
- 33:35Oh he's trash. What?
- 33:38Who I listen to is trash, no? I don't know him so he's trash.
- 33:41All right, so anyway, Kate Miller.
- 33:45Ian Moss Trash. No idea who that is.
- 33:47Bro they've just gone underground.
- 33:48Are you back in the 90s now or no?
- 33:50This is 2000s like this is that was 2021 and 2022.
- 33:55See bro, that's my problem with the NRL.
- 33:57They've got no cool people in there.
- 33:59Yeah, in in their business. They can't understand what's
- 34:02cool right now. Well, do you remember back in
- 34:04the 90s when they got Tina Turner?
- 34:05So what they did in 2023, they did a remake of Tina Turner
- 34:08musical with Tina Turner. No, they just let her.
- 34:13Tina Turner's dead, bro. Is she all right?
- 34:16Fever. Damn, Amy Shark.
- 34:18What did they do with Tupac? Holocon.
- 34:21Holocon. Wait, what do you call look?
- 34:24Holoco. Oh, no.
- 34:25What do you call look? Wait, hologram?
- 34:28Is it hologram? What is it?
- 34:32You know, in Tupac there's a hologram or something?
- 34:35It's a hologram. AI hologram.
- 34:39Flash goal. Tina Turner, back from the dead.
- 34:42Hologram is a good one bro. Amy Shark, Do you know who that
- 34:45is? Bro she sounds trash.
- 34:48I don't know who names himself there One Republic.
- 34:50I do know One Republic, but I don't know any trash music gang.
- 34:54Abuse. Are you back far as now?
- 34:55Right now. This is 2018.
- 34:57Oh my God, so they've been doing these people recently.
- 34:59Bro so I've only just put in literally the last 10 years.
- 35:02Nah OK NRL you are trash bro. These are bro.
- 35:06You need to get bigger artists than that bro.
- 35:08So be. Literally the biggest artist
- 35:10between between the biggest artist between 2015 and 2024.
- 35:15I'll name three. Probably some.
- 35:17You know you know Keith Urban, bro.
- 35:19Nah. What?
- 35:20Oh bro, you know trust me Macklemore.
- 35:23OK, Yeah, Macklemore all. Right.
- 35:24And quite literally, if you don't know Jimmy Barnes, the
- 35:27only other one I could think you'd just like Killer Roy.
- 35:30Yeah, Killer Roy's fire. Yeah.
- 35:31He's actually a good boy. He's good.
- 35:32Killer Roy's Fire What does Jimmy Barnes sing?
- 35:34Did you know any songs of that? No, he sung one with Tina Turner
- 35:39at the you know the Yeah, you go simply the best, better than all
- 35:53the rest. They did like a cover together.
- 35:56He's kind of good. He's kind of good then.
- 35:58So that was NRL the last 10 years, now the last 10 years in
- 36:02the AFL. All right, Katy Perry.
- 36:06Fire, fire, bro. Fight.
- 36:08Kiss the Rock Band. No, that's good, bro.
- 36:11That's pretty good. And they would come back in the
- 36:13day, bro. Come back in the day.
- 36:15All right. Disrespect.
- 36:16Kiss, bro. Robbie Williams.
- 36:18Robbie. Williams is tough, man.
- 36:21That's a good pool. How do?
- 36:22They even get these types of people.
- 36:24Anyway. Another one is Sting.
- 36:28Oh, they're getting all the. They actually know people.
- 36:30Weirdos. They're getting weirdos.
- 36:34Ellie, Ellie Goldling and Bryan Adams.
- 36:36OH. Ellie Goldling's fire, Yeah.
- 36:38And Bryan Adamsburg, yeah, I know Bryan Adamsburg, that he's
- 36:41massive. Yeah, I don't know.
- 36:43He must be trash. Bro, you know summer of 69?
- 36:48Oh, is he? Do you think that?
- 36:49Do you know? That song.
- 36:50Sorry, I don't know all these old songs my dad listened to
- 36:53Catch Fire. Yeah, bro, that's the last 10
- 36:58years, bro. I'm just like tones and I even
- 37:00performed, yeah. You don't know tones and I like
- 37:04I've got a problem. You don't know all these old
- 37:06people bro. Tones and I, you know, Tones and
- 37:08I. But I do not know tones and I
- 37:10bro. You know that song?
- 37:14Oh, is that a new song? Yeah, Tones and I.
- 37:18Tones and I as ugly as they. I hate that.
- 37:20She's the Aussie, isn't she? She's an Aussie.
- 37:28I do know that one, but that's. I don't know any of the lyrics
- 37:33bro. That's trash.
- 37:34I'm pretty sure there's tones and I.
- 37:35OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe you because I hate that song.
- 37:39Bro, but they like when I compare, you know, the US and
- 37:42then fucking Snoop Dog, bro that's.
- 37:44Katy Perry, Snoop Dogg, Robbie Williams.
- 37:48Yeah, they're they're beating, bro.
- 37:49Who did we have? Macklemore.
- 37:51We had Macklemore and kid Leroy. And killer.
- 37:53Oh, killer Roy. Yeah, he's good.
- 37:55But. To be fair, like I know Jimmy
- 37:57Barnes and and and Keith Urban, they're good, bro, They're good.
- 38:01They're good. So hot take which of the two
- 38:07codes doing better? AFL 100%.
- 38:12Yeah, I think AFL too. Damn, we got Jimmy Barnes, bro.
- 38:15Who's he? He sucks.
- 38:18Don't disrespect the bro like that.
- 38:20He sucks, bro. Oh hell, Jimmy Barnes sucks.
- 38:22How? I'm almost gonna pull up a thing
- 38:26for you bro. Just.
- 38:27OK, let's do it. Let's just Should we play it or
- 38:30we're gonna get copyrighted? No, we can play it because you
- 38:32react to it. Jimmy Barnes?
- 38:34Yeah, Jimmy Barnes. And then just go like one of us.
- 38:38Which one? Yeah, working class, Yeah, that
- 38:47seems like a like safety and they play you in an induction.
- 38:56You know this song. I don't know, he's like so goofy
- 39:00bro. It's a working class man.
- 39:07You know this song? Yeah, you're the working.
- 39:11Class, man, it does sound familiar.
- 39:14You like the Rocky? Yeah, man.
- 39:18My first concert was a rock concert.
- 39:20I always remember that. Yeah, man, he's got a powerful.
- 39:29Voice. It's I can see.
- 39:32I can see how people like it. You know why I like I've never
- 39:35saved this to my songs. But see, you know why I like
- 39:37music like this? Because I can remit.
- 39:39I always think about like, I try to put myself in like a stadium.
- 39:43Oh yeah, And I'm like bro, this? Would go tough in a stadium.
- 39:46It would. It would.
- 39:47So we had this dude and sitting there, wow, wow, wow.
- 39:51What's some fucking class, man? And a lot of dancers are like,
- 39:54yeah, I can see all all the Aussies getting behind this as
- 40:00well. All that Aussie mates.
- 40:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. They would lose their lose their
- 40:03shit over the. So that that's Jimmy Barnes,
- 40:05brother. No, no, let me go one more.
- 40:07I don't. So that's probably his best one.
- 40:09What's his driving wheels? Yeah, this is his next one.
- 40:16Nah, this guy's trying to be too blue collar.
- 40:19Damn bro. He's never worked a day in his
- 40:20life, bro. He.
- 40:21Look, he kind of country vibes. Jack, there's a Jack, there's
- 40:30truck driver. OK, he's pretty good.
- 40:48I can get, I can get behind this like we're here now.
- 40:51Right, he got the OG mullet. He's got the like, that's like
- 40:56the old, old mullet. It's like, yeah, frizzy.
- 40:59Yeah, that's probably what my hair would look like through it.
- 41:02I should, maybe I should do that, grow that out.
- 41:05OK, OK. He's all right.
- 41:06He's all right. He's all right.
- 41:07I can get behind him. Both.
- 41:08Yeah. No, I've seen him live.
- 41:10So you're not rating him? Did.
- 41:12Your parents play him when you were younger.
- 41:14Not really Jimmy Barnes, no. So I saw.
- 41:16You just got behind him from the your own choice.
- 41:20Yeah, maybe. Well, no.
- 41:22My dad took him to took me to the concert.
- 41:24Oh, he did. OK, So your dad.
- 41:25Did well. He came with the boss back in
- 41:28the day. You don't know the pro.
- 41:30You don't know the boss. Bro you don't know the bossy.
- 41:33Do you know the boss? You know the boss?
- 41:36No, the boss bossy. Oh hell, I gotta obscure you.
- 41:39I gotta obscure you on some music.
- 41:41Bro, you don't know all these old guys.
- 41:45So Jimmy Barnes came with the boss.
- 41:47He came with the boss. You and you he was.
- 41:49I'm a working class man. Yeah, bro, OK, I.
- 41:55Need to get by some of these. Yeah, Barry, you should search
- 41:58some of these guys up at like look at their live concerts,
- 42:01bro. Honestly, I think about the the
- 42:03concerts that, you know, I used to watch back that I've been to,
- 42:07you know, since I've been alive. Yeah, yeah, bro.
- 42:09Trash in comparison to back in the day.
- 42:12Oh yeah bro, trash. Everyone just got their phones
- 42:14out. Bro, yeah, that, like those guys
- 42:17back in the day were on, like they were proper.
- 42:20That's why I was on. I'm about Chris Brown.
- 42:22Yeah. You'll be good.
- 42:22You'll be alright. Yeah, you get too many, you
- 42:25know, wannabe Chris Brown fans out there.
- 42:27Yeah, yeah. All up in the grill anyway.
- 42:29So I think we'll come to an agreement on this one.
- 42:32We have agreed that the AFL. Done.
- 42:35Wait, who got Jimmy Barnes? Jimmy Barnes?
- 42:37Was it NRL? Oh, I'm going NRL.
- 42:40I'm full circle now. So I like the mullet.
- 42:42I like the mullet now though. Him and the boss.
- 42:47I'm a working class man. Oh well, patches flip, say.
- 42:53I think. The NRL doing better in this
- 42:54case. That's us for another episode.
- 42:59It's Jimmy Barnes taking you out.
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- 43:08That's a fun night. Get behind us if you can.
- 43:12And just like Uncle Jimmy said, all right, follow us on this.
- 43:17He said that. He said he sent us a message.
- 43:19Crazy because I actually own them on the Boss.
- 43:27Bye now, have a awesome time man.
- 43:29Hopefully you guys enjoy the episode.
- 43:31We'll catch you guys on the next one.
- 43:32Peace. Sure.