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Hour 4 - The Spin · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number four, our.
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  Speaker 2: why won't Tom Brady endorse the Patriots to win Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl sixty? Also, do you believe that Robert Kraft's Patriots
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  Speaker 2: intentionally leaked a story recently that the Seahawks are going
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  Speaker 2: up for auction as a distraction? And in Minnesota, did
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  Speaker 2: Justin Jefferson cross the line by poking and prodding at
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  Speaker 2: Viking quarterback JJ McCarthy Yet again, we'll talk about that
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  Speaker 2: as well. Have a wonderful Thursday, this fifth day of February.
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  Speaker 1: Now we move.
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  Speaker 2: Ahead in the broadcast and we have the prediction market
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  Speaker 2: that has our attention.
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  Speaker 1: A story that still has legs.
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  Speaker 2: It's been bouncing around the echo chamber for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of days. Little goat talk, and you might have heard
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  Speaker 2: about it. Maybe you're not paying attention. So it turns
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  Speaker 2: out that Tom Brady, according to Tom Brady, is not
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  Speaker 2: rooting for the Patriots, the team that he played most
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  Speaker 2: of his career with and then finished up in Tampa Bay.
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  Speaker 2: He's not pulling for the Patriots to win the game
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday. It's kind of a big deal. It's called
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl, saying Brady, I don't have a dog
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  Speaker 2: in the fight. All right, may the best team win?
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  Speaker 2: Tom said, We've never heard that before. No one has
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  Speaker 2: ever said made the best team win. Never happened before.
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  Speaker 2: Now this just in to Fox Sports Radio. There are
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  Speaker 2: actually no dogs participating in the Super Bowl. Well now
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  Speaker 2: there is a think a puppy Bowl something that's going on,
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  Speaker 2: but that's not the Super Bowl. So that's what Brady said.
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  Speaker 2: And then he sprinkled some niceties on top of that
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  Speaker 2: about Mike Rabel and all that and said, well things
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  Speaker 2: are different now.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question why won't Tom Brady
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  Speaker 2: endorse the Patriots in Super Bowl sixty?
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  Speaker 1: Why is he not doing it? All Right?
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  Speaker 2: So my take, I've got the Mighty Zultar, Blues Brothers
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  Speaker 2: and Laboratory Mouse, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 2: things together, and in honor of Attilio, we are going
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  Speaker 2: to have the Gabba Ghul. We're going to have the
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  Speaker 2: Gabba Ghoul and then we'll have some babagaooche after that.
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  Speaker 2: To lead off, though, all right, to lead off, Tom
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  Speaker 2: Brady is practicing the ancient art of fake neutrality, faketrality.
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  Speaker 2: Make no mistake. Tom Brady is in a very awkward
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  Speaker 2: situation with his Super Bowl and why do I that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll explain. He's got skin in the game, and it's
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  Speaker 2: not It's kind of like getting sunburn and Cabo. He's
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  Speaker 2: he's in a very difficult spot because he's the Raiders
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  Speaker 2: bit owner.
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  Speaker 1: But Mark Davis doesn't know what he's doing because he
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  Speaker 1: just eats PF. Chang's.
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  Speaker 2: So Brady's running the Raiders. He's the GM by osmosis.
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  Speaker 2: He hired his buddy to be the GM, and so
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  Speaker 2: he makes most of the big decisions except when they
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  Speaker 2: go wrong, he doesn't want to take accountability for them.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing is this that Brady, most of us know,
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  Speaker 2: has already hand picked the next Messiah, the next Great
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  Speaker 2: Raider coach that will be fired in three years, Clint Kubiak.
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  Speaker 2: And of course Tom therefore wants Seattle to cook with
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  Speaker 2: gas on offense. So his guy looks like Gordon Ramsey
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  Speaker 2: with a headset. That's what he's hoping for on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: And so Brady's trying to play it down the middle publicly.
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  Speaker 2: He's not endorsing the Seahawks. He's not doing that on
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  Speaker 2: the on the writer because he doesn't want to step
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  Speaker 2: on I guess Robert Kraft's baby oil silked toes during
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  Speaker 2: his massage and all that. So you don't do that,
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  Speaker 2: cannot do it. It can't happen, and not when you're
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  Speaker 2: a made man. And we know Brady got that statue
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  Speaker 2: in Foxborough. He looks like Joseph Stalin guarding Foxborough as
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  Speaker 2: the Patriots statue there. However, by not giving the public
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  Speaker 2: nod to the Patriots, Brady, that is a dead giveaway.
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  Speaker 1: Brady revealed his hand.
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  Speaker 2: This is the long con, as we like to say
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  Speaker 2: on this show, it's a long con. You smile, you
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  Speaker 2: try to play it down the middle. You smile for
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  Speaker 2: New England, you wink at Seattle However, if the Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: win this game, and they are favored to win, most
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  Speaker 2: of us hope don't win. But if they do win,
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady looks like the mighty zultar At predicting the
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  Speaker 2: next big thing. Clint Kubiak rides the afterglow from the
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl straight to the Neon in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Make it happen. Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: So again, for those of you in the back of
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  Speaker 2: the room, Tom Brady got a he's got a rooting interest.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the Patriots because of the Raiders. It's the
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks and their offensive coordinator's just wrapped. It's wrapped in
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  Speaker 2: bubble wrap and camouflaged in the illusion of being classy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that is, all right. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Furthermore, another story. You know Steve who lives somewhere in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where. He didn't say, but
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  Speaker 1: he's a Patriot fan.
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  Speaker 2: He wanted my thoughts on the story that that that
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  Speaker 2: I guess came out of Seattle. I guess it's the
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  Speaker 2: story that originally in Seattle. Recently, Robert Kraft, there's a
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  Speaker 2: conspiracy theory. Every day, there's a conspiracy theory. This is
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  Speaker 2: the one that I've chosen to talk about with you
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  Speaker 2: right now, and it's still bouncing around the hopper.
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  Speaker 1: So you might remember a few.
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  Speaker 2: Days back, there was a story that was reported that
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  Speaker 2: claimed the Seahawks are going up for auction following the
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  Speaker 2: game on Sunday, the team will be sold. And there
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  Speaker 2: are people that are claiming that the Patriots owner or
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  Speaker 2: one of his underlings leaked that story about the Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: going up for sale to distract them before the game
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. So the question, do you believe that Robert
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  Speaker 2: Kraft's Patriots leaked the Seahawks going up for sale story
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  Speaker 2: to try to distract the Seattle team. So on this one,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go full with tumbo and I'm gonna block this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna reject this the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: This is a Blues Brothers classic tune from Back of
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  Speaker 2: the Day, rubber Biscuit. It's a rubber biscuit scenario. You've
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  Speaker 2: got two pieces of bread and you wish you had
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  Speaker 2: some meat. There is no meat. It's like the old
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  Speaker 2: Windy's timeless slogan, where's the beef?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the beef?
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  Speaker 2: So Paul Allen, who by all accounts was a good dude,
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  Speaker 2: the popular guy. When he owned the Seahawks, Paul Allen
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  Speaker 2: crossed the pearly gates years ago. The Seahawks have been
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  Speaker 2: run by his sister and they're in a holding pattern.
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  Speaker 2: There's a trust involved. They're supposed to sell the team.
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  Speaker 2: This has been going on for a while, so this
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  Speaker 2: is not a leak. It's a reality. It's been an
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  Speaker 2: open secret that this is going to happen. The Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: franchise has been doing the limbo? How low can you
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  Speaker 2: go do the limbo? Forever? And even if they were
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  Speaker 2: a fresh story, even if this were a fresh story
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  Speaker 2: and this was like a fresh thing for them, how
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  Speaker 2: does distract a professional football team.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's the part that I don't get.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a pro athlete, We'll use Jackson Smith and
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  Speaker 2: Jigba the top offensive player, not the quarterback, the wide
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  Speaker 2: receiver for the Seahawks. So if you're Jackson Smith and Jigma,
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  Speaker 2: you think in the fourth quarter of the game on Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna have a case of the dropsis because he's
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  Speaker 2: emotionally worn out that the team that he.
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  Speaker 1: Plays for might be sold.
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, come on, he's worried about some billionaire in
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  Speaker 2: the owner's box.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a break.
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  Speaker 2: And these guys they're all like the A team. They're
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  Speaker 2: soldiers of fortune. They don't care who signs the check,
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  Speaker 2: as long as it clears.
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  Speaker 1: This is not a factory in Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty where you had blind loyalty to the brand.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the church have punched the clock. It's not
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  Speaker 2: that the gospel of the company man. No, these players
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  Speaker 2: don't care about ownership unless you are a literal demoned.
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  Speaker 2: And even then, even then it's not.
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  Speaker 1: That big a deal.
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  Speaker 2: They aren't listening for the company whistle like it's the
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  Speaker 2: voice of God.
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  Speaker 1: They're not. And so it's the old thing's silly. It
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  Speaker 1: just is all right now, last thing.
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  Speaker 2: We go to Minnesota another day. Another story about Justin Jefferson,
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  Speaker 2: the Vikings wide receiver who he threw some more shade.
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  Speaker 2: He threw some more shade the direction of JJ McCarthy
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  Speaker 2: and asked how he was able to get to a
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  Speaker 2: thousand yards this season while he was doing some interview
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  Speaker 2: at Radio Row, and Jefferson said he didn't know how
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  Speaker 2: he got there. He didn't know how he got there,
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  Speaker 2: a clear implication that there was no quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: So the question, did Justin Jefferson cross the line by
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  Speaker 2: poking Vikings quarterback JJ McCarthy. So on this one, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna shake my head. No, not even close. So let's
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  Speaker 2: stop pretending that Justin Jefferson committed some federal crime on
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  Speaker 2: radio row. This was not a drive by.
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  Speaker 1: This was a slow, polite elbow raise is what it was.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And when Jefferson said he doesn't know how he got
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  Speaker 2: a thousand yards, I don't even know of that's shade
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  Speaker 2: right as a cry for help, and he subtle, and
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  Speaker 2: he used some sarcasm.
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  Speaker 1: There was a little bit of sarcasm.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, JJ McCarthy, he has earned his
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  Speaker 2: own smoker.
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  Speaker 1: He's earned the smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Surrounded by by all accounts, pretty good offensive weapons, protected
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  Speaker 2: by what many supposedly smart people claim as a quarterback
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  Speaker 2: with per coach Kevin O'Connell, and still played like a cat,
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  Speaker 2: a scaredy cat, not a field general, more like a
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  Speaker 2: laboratory mouse, running laps and doing it so they get
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  Speaker 2: a little cheese pellet.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what they want.
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  Speaker 2: And while I'm at it, can we all agree to
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  Speaker 2: retire the Holy grail obsession with one thousand yards, whether
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  Speaker 2: it's catching going one thousand yards or a running back
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  Speaker 2: getting one thousand yards. Can we just put an end
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  Speaker 2: to this. It's so dumb the obsession with that. That
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  Speaker 2: works out my mouth of math. You play all seventeen games,
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  Speaker 2: that's less than sixty yards a game. Fifty eight point
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  Speaker 2: eight yards per game gets it to one thousand yards
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Woop bee, woopee.
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  Speaker 2: not dominance. That is ordering water with lemon and calling
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  Speaker 2: it a meal. That is my meal, water with lemon. Well, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a meal. That's not a meal.
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  Speaker 1: So Minnesota knows it too, right.
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  Speaker 2: That is why they are shopping quarterbacks like it's an
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  Speaker 2: outlet ball clearance Rack Jefferson, I don't be crossed the
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  Speaker 2: line justin Jefferson talking about JJ McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: He just held up a mirror and what's in the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: He held up a mirror. That's what he did. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, fans and anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Else associated with the Vikings, they didn't like what they
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  Speaker 2: saw either.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, well that was no good. That sucked.
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• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Back to it Supermarket, Steve writes in he says, is
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: the NBA that unwatchable and that uninteresting? That the Patriots
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: possibly leaking the fact the Seahawks are going up for
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: sale after the Super Bowl was one of your monologues. Well,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: that was only part of the monologue. That was a
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: small slice, but thanks for paying attention. Supermarket.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Steve. To answer your question, yes, yes, the trades are
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: interesting in the NBA. The product.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: You even have broadcasters in the NBA that worked for
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: the league because the league has to improve the broadcasters.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: They have to improve the broadcasters, and they're like there
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: are many nights the players don't even try, like they
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: don't even pretend that they care.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: We had a couple of games like that last night.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Where teams just didn't care and they're so distraught because
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: their friends have been traded and they may be and
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: they don't compete. The Celtics Rockets game, Celtics led by
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: as many as twenty nine points in that game. You
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: know how bad you have to be to fall behind
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: by twenty nine points if you're trying the Rockets.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You look at that.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: The Clippers they traded James Harden, I guess they've given
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: up again.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: They never led and trailed in that game.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I think they were down at one point with the
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Cavaliers by like thirty five points or something like that.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That is the product. That is it. You know, sell
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: out crowd doesn't matter. We're not trying. That's it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's all we're doing. We're just gonna, you know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: screw around and play grab ass and that's it. So yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Now there was a story in the NBA that caught
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: my attention. We'll get to the calls in a minute.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Also coming up later this hour, if you stay with
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: us for the full hour, man.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: That would be great. That would be so cool. That
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: would just be amazing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I'll also have fact or fiction that'll be coming up
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: a little bit later the hour. So that's that's exciting.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: But the story in the NBA that I did like
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to mention this how.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: To lose forty thousand dollars in the most ridiculous way imaginable.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So we taken out to the NBA, which announced in
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: a prepared statement that they are suspending Jackson Hayes for
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: the game tonight in Philadelphia. The Lakers are traveling their
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Eastern Seaboard road trip continuing that so they'll play the
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Sixers tonight. Let me know how that game goes. I
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: will not be watching. But anyway, so Jackson Hayes will
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not be playing in that game? And why will he
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: not be playing? All right, So let's do an instant
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: riddle here. Let's see, so Jackson Hayes. The Lakers played
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: the Wizards the other day, and Jackson Hayes did something
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: in that moment in that stadium, in that arena that
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: cost him the one game suspension for the game tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Did he kick a player in the nuts? No, he
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: did not.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Did he punch that pompous a hole podcasting coach JJ Reddick,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: No he did not. Did he tell Lebron he's a liar? No,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: he did not call Lebron a liar as far as
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: we know, I got your answer.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: All right, this is great.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: So Jackson Hayes, an NBA player you've never heard of,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: will serve a one game suspension for the game tonight
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Lakers and Sixers because he pushed the Washington Wizard's mascot
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: before the last game in Washington pregame introductions.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And I saw the video.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I've analyzed the video, and the incident in question occurred.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: When g Whiz, what a great name.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: G Whiz was running across the court with a giant flag.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Because if you're a mascot, you can't have a little
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: tiny flag. You got to have a really big flag.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: So he had this giant flag, G Whiz, and he
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: was trying to get the crowd all fired up, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: then he was running off the court and got shoved
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  Speaker 2: right into an unsuspecting Washington Wizards cheerleader who was and
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: is that they were making their way onto the court,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: and it was because of Jackson Hayes, and so that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: that is a that is a suspension. Now I am
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: going to go out in a limbit. I don't know
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: much about this. I'm just going to speculate. And the
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: great thing about speculation is you're never wrong. As I
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: understand it, could it be that one of the people involved,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: whether it's the mascot or the young lady, the cheerleader,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: did suffer an injury and threatened a lawsuit or the
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: NBA's paranoid about a lawsuit, and that's why they find
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Jackson Hayes. That you know you can't do that. You
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: wear a mascott, assume you injured the mascot and I
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: don't even know this. Oftentimes those mascots not always dudes.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: They meant women in those costumes. So that happens too.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: So we'll see. But that's how about the fact he
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: makes forty two thousand dollars per game. Jackson Hayes has
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: anyone ever bought a ticket to watch Jackson hayes By
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: play basketball?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Has it ever happened? Yeah? I don't. I don't.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe friends and family, but they like to get the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: tickets for free.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Late night drug testers is when are we getting
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: live updates on Olympic curling? I don't know why are
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: we getting live updates? I have no idea. All right,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: let's go to the phones. It is a call in
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: show and let's see here. Do we have a eenie
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: meanie miney mo. Let's say hello to Let's go to
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: how about blind Scott? Blind Scott is up next? Hello,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: blind Scott.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Oh hey, what's up, Ben? Yeah, it's great to talk
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: to you. In San Francisco, one of my favorite cities.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: My mom's like trying to maybe get me to move
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: out there. Some of the property value has really gone down.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: I said, yeah, I just got to clear out all
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: those people in the middle of the road between me
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: and the marijuana dispentary that are sleeping in the road
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: when I'm trying to get there. Dude, Ben, I got
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: to tell you about this breaking news story. They're replacing
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: both of these bridges on Cape Cod They have the
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Sagamore Bridge and the Bourne Bridge. They're huge. They're huge bridges,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: so a lot of people around the bridges got bought
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: out by eminent domain. I mean we're talking about bridgewalling families,
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: generations of bridge well and family to underneath the bridge.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: They got so much money to leave the bridge, like
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: five times their helm value. But those will be more
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: listeners to the Ben Malli show. There's another thing too.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: There's this right whale. There's three hundred and ninety right
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: whales left in extinction in Taffy. She's one of the
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: right whales that are being tracked. She was mating in
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: the Cape Cock Bay with six other male whales. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: could tell you all their names, but I can't think
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: of them. And it looks like she's going to have
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: some babies somewhere like down on the coast of Georgia,
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. But there was one of
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: these right whales. They might be listening right now. The
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Coastguard had it. They put a buoy to its mouths
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: that got caught in fishing gear. But they had to
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: get out there and cut the fishing gear off. And
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: it's pretty cool. But then there's this other whale right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: It entered the Capeguard Canal and it was swimming around
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: and they had to close down the whole Cape Guard
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: Canal so it wouldn't get hit by boats.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You know, Scott, who's this a sports show?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: You know this coyote though, there's this coyote in San
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Francisco Bend where you are. It swam from San Francisco
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: all the way out to those islands on San Francisco,
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: so they've been tracking it on the islands and it's
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: been eating all these mice and stuff.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're gonna like, what what we are we doing
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the outdoor show? What are we doing?
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, dude, these are animals for fries. People
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: are so sick of football right now. It's for the
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: past two weeks here in New England we do watching
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: these stupid movies. Warriors come out and play with these dudes.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: They were headdresses. Man. It's like the militia version of
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: the Ben Malla Ring where all a bunch of dudes
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: were rains. And don't give them to blind Scott.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Because you're upset. Didn't you get the ring the last
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: time you had a ring? Last time?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Never got any ring, dude, No, the ring caused a
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: fight every time, man, a huge fight because I'm number
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: one on the show and I needed a special thing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: But anyway, we won't go down that. We're having a
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: good time. Now we're on Radio Row.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not on Radio Row man, I'm not allowed
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: on Radio Row. I'm not going there right now.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: We know about Radio Row a little bit, but no
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: one shows up till five forty am in San Francisco.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: We've been watching it, so.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really, I don't know. Yeah, I would have been there.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I mean I could have been on the TV shows
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: behind the background.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I would have you know, I don't mind. But that's fine.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: We were in different There was plenty of them.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: There was a lot of room for you too. You
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: deserve to be there, dude. Some of these hacks that
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: are put on radio now are just put on to
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: endorse gambling, and they they sink at radio. You realize that, right,
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: there's no reason why you're not. You're not out there either.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: You just have to endorse gambling. You got to sell
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: gambling to children and say, come on.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You, No, I don't think I was selling it to kids.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's uh No, I think.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: That's what Pat McAfee's doing. He's selling I don't know that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and I listen to his show. I
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: don't know what he's doing, but I'm pretty sure he's
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: not doing that. I'm pretty sure he's not I'm doing that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: That's what Fred told me.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Do.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Fred Toucher, he knows more than I do. We're gonna
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: put the statue of Fred outside and doing what Patriots Stadium?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: What would what would the Fred?
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: So?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What would he be doing in the statue? If you
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: built the statue of Fred, he'd.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Have the radio in his belt and it would show
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: remember they used to do that sports radio and politics
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: model in Boston. It would show all those guys headed
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: the Florida and then it would show Mike de lepcoon
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: pick up. He's number two behind him because Mike dee
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Leper contact a sniffer, you know what I mean.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Who pays?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I got you? All right? Well, thank you, Ski, I
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: gotta go. But it's it's not you, it's you, and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: so thank you for that. Let's say hello to Dorko
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the comedian. We go to Hawaii. We say Aloha to Dorko.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Hello Dorko, Hi Danny I heart you. Oh and I
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Heartrena too.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Lorena, are you impressed with Dorko is
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: a big fan of your work there.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much for your time.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, right, Oh you know what Dorco we forgot you know, Loraina,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Usually that's a dude, but we usually use a voice
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: box to make it sound like a woman. So we
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: don't have that, and so we I guess the thing broke,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: so it's odd. That's apologize.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, anyway, this is a maybe not take.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: So what's the what's going on in the background there?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Are you at a party?
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm at a racher, major rager here and mikey key,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: let me try and get away from them.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: What time is it? What time is it there? What
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: are we looking at? What time?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: What have we got here? The witching hours? It's we're
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: in the witching hour.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It's past midnight now, so with the party normally the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: party shuts down and the Hawaii shuts off at like
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: ten o'clock. That's it. But still going strong, how about that?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're seeing them pressed.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You sound very excited, Doorko about that?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Right on the streets of Waikiki? Are that Lady Gaga?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Goo Goo's phase designing brand is Gucci Gucci Oo and
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: that she thought, oubu or is it no Bobo Bobo?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Nick Hot Toddy Tighty Whitey? But on g Now she thinks, now,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: what's his name? Isn't gonna like this, but she thinks
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: he and the whole Broncos organization are l o s
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: e R s oh.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: That's very strong to use that word.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: It's very name os, losers and boozers.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable? All right, thank you, thank you Darkoh. I appreciate that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: U my god, let me bang my head against the wall.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: We went from as as Todd points out, Jacques Gusteau
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott giving us a whale report from Cape cod
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to Dorco the comedian in Hawaii.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: What that was. I don't really know what that was.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: He sounded like he was at a party. Sounded like that,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: and the hits just keep coming. Let's say hello to
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Enie Meenie miney, Moe, Mike the Leprecaun, Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Welcome, Okay, Ben Darko was definitely not on his a
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: game today, if you know what I mean.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: He came on a.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Little stronger at the end, and bland Scott was all
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: over the place as usual.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we just heard it. We were where we
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: don't need to reach. We've already heard it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: Are you?
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Are you enjoying San Francisco?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I just got here before the show, so
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I haven't been out. I mean I literally got here
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: and started.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: To make sure you go to the wharf and get
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: some jury Deli.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Oh the Deli square thing. Yeah, I like I do
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: like I do like that chocolate, so I might have.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: To anyway, anyway, just blew me off.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I I'm literally about to go there. I was planning
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: going down there at some point.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: For me, for me, please anyway. I agree with Coop,
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Damn shot, damn shatter is by far the best.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: And then our little.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: About what about the lobster? What about the lobster?
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: I don't like bobster.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: It's a waste the time and.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: It's too it's too much work to eat it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Right, Yes, that's it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: That's that's the best take you've ever had. I agree.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Food you should not have to work as a if
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: you go to a restaurant, you shouldn't have to work
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: to eat food.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That's why you get a lobster roll.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: It's all, it's all already to eat. No good good
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: does not.
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: In my opinion.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Anyway, There's two talents called Maynard and Drink and they're
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: changing their names.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I say, wait a minute here, hold on,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: this is just and Fried. Daddy says Ben, this is awesome.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Can we have more whale talk? I'm tired of all
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: the football, so people, maybe we should just do an
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: animal show.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, then I just like to make more money.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I have to do like an animal show, just talk
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: about animal stories. That'd be great.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: I came up with a new joke.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: Then I came up with a new joke for Dorco.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: He's no longer called Dorko's Dorco the Arco.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, all right, thank you, all right, go ahead, man.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You know that was so stupid that even Rich at
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: the Bjys in Boston, the butcher guy is upset with you.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Mojo Rising has the final word here before we get
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: to we're just moments away.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Here from a very exciting factor of fiction.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: But mo Joe Rising is up next. Hello, Mojo, oh.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: Child full of grace, the savior of the human race.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: If you're not listening to the Ben Malish Overnight, it
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: is a disgrace. We hello, mister Ben, the godfather of overnight. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 9: I'm here to say day Ben, I mean with your
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: last callers, save the day.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of time, so I'm warning
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: right now. I wanted to get job, but we don't
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: have too much time. So do you give me the
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: most amazing thing you have to say right now? You're
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: gonna dazzle the person listening in Pocahontas, Arkansas right now.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Hey, just as as a Raider fan, I can't root
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: for New England, and I was. I was actually rooting
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: for Denver for Coop. You know, I really don't like
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: Denver either, but I was rooting for them for Coop.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: And honestly, they would have been in the Super Bowl
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: if it wasn't for you know, the coach not going
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: for the field goal and really stid them. You know,
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: if the there, if Bo would have played, Denver would
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  Speaker 2: I can try to get everyone in on this. Let's
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  Speaker 2: crossing guard Daniel in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Daniel, Good morning, Ben, good morning, and you're in
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  Speaker 1: it to win it? Yes, yes, I am all right, buddy,
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  Speaker 8: Good morning, beat show as always Man.
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  Speaker 1: We I don't know, Hopefully everything is okay.
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  Speaker 2: We have not heard from Leslie and Jack the judge
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  Speaker 2: I had an email for Leslie, but I have not heard.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a sec.
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  Speaker 1: We have do We have Rick and Maryland morning Time?
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  Speaker 8: Morning Time, somebody talking about sperm wheels getting trapped in
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  Speaker 2: Brandon is in Kansas City, Yellow Brandon. So the casket drops, right, buddy,
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  Speaker 8: I got you, man, hey, f y real quick.
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  Speaker 2: better for you. Yeah, all right, protein, thank you. All right,
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  Speaker 2: I think that's all we have time for. Here we
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  Speaker 2: go Story number one. Three stories. Figure out which the
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  Speaker 2: three isn't true? So story number one Patriots arrived at
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  Speaker 2: the bay Area earlier this week, and there they aren't
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: all staying at the same in place TMS. He learned
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  Speaker 2: that center Garrett Bradbury is deathly afraid of earthquakes, and
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  Speaker 2: after hearing the series of quakes in the Bay Area
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  Speaker 2: here last week, decided to pay out of his own
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  Speaker 2: pocket to sleep in a special especially hotel that advertises
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  Speaker 2: to be one hundred percent earthquake proof. Okay, And story
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  Speaker 2: number two a hairy situation last weekend fighter Jarrell Miller,
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  Speaker 2: when Viral two Pey was knocked off his head in
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  Speaker 2: the boxing match at Madison Square Garden. Miller told reporters
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  Speaker 2: that his dms had been blowing up companies.
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  Speaker 1: Looking to work with him.
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  Speaker 2: According to Miller, he's got a lot of hair companies
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  Speaker 2: from from Turkey that are gonna have reached out to him.
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  Speaker 2: And story number three the All American Halftime Show going
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  Speaker 2: networks plus Turning Point USA. Those are the three stories
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  Speaker 2: which isn't true?
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  Speaker 1: Real quick? Daniel and fort Wayne one two or three? Daniel?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, Daniel. Frank and I are one
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  Speaker 1: to or three? Frank number three? All right? What about Milkman?
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  Speaker 1: Mike one two or three? Milkman number all right? Brandon
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  Speaker 1: in Kansas City quickly branded number one Rick and Maryland
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Rick? All right? No, it was actually
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  Speaker 1: number one that was the fake story. Oh yeah, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're not allowed to stay at a different hotel.
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  Speaker 7: There.
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  Speaker 2: The Garrett Bradbury story there, that was the fake one
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  Speaker 2: this week. Thank you all amazing judges. As always, we
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  Speaker 2: pulled it off. I can't believe it