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WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Hi guys, it's me again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm your fan, you're my fan, and we're friends in
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  Speaker 2: show and tell.
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  Speaker 1: Today I have this. It's upside down. Just like most
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  Speaker 1: of my life. Accurate though.
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  Speaker 2: This is a casket plate. It came off of a
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  Speaker 2: casket before they buried the person. They take it off
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  Speaker 2: and they give it to the family as a memento.
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  Speaker 2: This was for Emily Savilla Devins, who died February 11th, 1891.
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  Speaker 2: And she was 36 years old, seven months and 17 days.
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  Speaker 1: Rest in peace. Emily, and if you would like to
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  Speaker 1: speak to us, the REM port is on. Just put
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  Speaker 1: you here. Jazz fingers.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be quite honest, I have a bit of
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  Speaker 2: the zoomies today, spring has sprung, and I'm POPPED!
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm pumped, James.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the ADHD is so strong, though.
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  Speaker 2: I love when people are like, oh my God, Emily,
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  Speaker 2: you're so ADHD.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I forgot what you said. I'm already
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  Speaker 1: thinking about those seven chipmunks in my backyard. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to make chocolate chip cookies. I should clean out the
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  Speaker 1: living room. But no, that doesn't make sense because it's
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  Speaker 1: so warm. We should go outside and then I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to ride my bike.
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  Speaker 2: But then I actually should go inside and I should
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  Speaker 2: freak out and sit in a room and.
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  Speaker 1: Panic because why not? I didn't brush my hair for
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  Speaker 1: two hours. It's okay, we're moving on. As you saw
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  Speaker 1: in the title, it says please no.
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  Speaker 2: So thank you to Taylor for getting these together and
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  Speaker 2: let's see what we're please knowing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really feel like please knowing today. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like yes, yes. I got this little guy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Look at this cute
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  Speaker 1: little guy, okay? He's full of magic things and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna, I'm just gonna put him, just close your eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on your shoulder. Yeah, see, now
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  Speaker 1: you have good luck all day. It's like a parrot,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a positive, Parrot. Vagina. His name's Vagina.
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  Speaker 2: Vagina.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not ready. Dart in the hand. It's in his head.
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  Speaker 1: It's in your forehead. Take it out of your forehead.
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  Speaker 1: He's been lobotomized! That's my question. He's so quiet after that. Like,
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  Speaker 1: he just turns.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't even flinch. It goes right in. And you
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  Speaker 2: hear this noise. Did it go through his skull into
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  Speaker 2: his brain? Is it in his brain?
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  Speaker 1: There was never an update. I need to Google. Where's
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  Speaker 1: my phone? It's in my pocket! Look at my phone case.
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  Speaker 1: It's got my dogs on it. The ones that are
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  Speaker 1: not dead.
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  Speaker 2: Dart forehead guy update.
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  Speaker 1: Dart forehead guy update. Oh my god, is that him?
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  Speaker 2: If you are dart forehead guy, step away from the
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  Speaker 2: REM pod.
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  Speaker 1: If you're Emily, step away from the REM pod. You!
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  Speaker 1: That's been out there the whole time! Emily, has this
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  Speaker 1: been you the whole time? I need to know. There's
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  Speaker 1: a Daily Mail article. Tell me what happened. It just ends.
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  Speaker 1: It ends.
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  Speaker 3: It ends.
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  Speaker 1: It says, take it out of your forehead. Someone screams
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  Speaker 1: as one friend goes to pull the dart out. You
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  Speaker 1: never remove the wound! What if he bled out? What
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  Speaker 1: if like a perfect... I need to know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay? This water's been out here for like
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  Speaker 1: two months. I'm sloppy. Four mimosas. Me, after eight mimosas.
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  Speaker 1: I love these. Eight mimosas. This is me after two mimosas.
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  Speaker 1: This is me after, I think, six mimosas. Stop! This
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  Speaker 1: is me after seven mimosas.
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  Speaker 2: Don't!
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  Speaker 1: I'm videoing. Oh, shit. No, don't do this stuff drunk. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: They look wobbly. They look wobbly.
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  Speaker 3: No!
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  Speaker 1: Like all her teeth.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, my diabetes could never. Second, don't do
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  Speaker 2: stuff you see on Fail Army when you're drinking. Seems
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  Speaker 2: like a great idea, but it's not. Now you're missing
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  Speaker 2: your teeth. They'll never look the same. They'll never feel
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  Speaker 2: the same. And you know what, Grandma?
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  Speaker 1: Disappointed in you. Anyway, do you know what that is?
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  Speaker 3: That's all you can eat under a buck.
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  Speaker 1: No one else, no one else in the world could
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  Speaker 1: have pulled it off like that. Her name's Sheila. I
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  Speaker 1: know her name is Sheila. Sheila, high five. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: use that. We don't have those. I have a loonie.
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  Speaker 1: All the coonie you can eat. Ah, you're a loonie.
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  Speaker 1: I need to go home. I did not expect that. No!
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  Speaker 1: He went right through the wall. If you're gonna do it, commit,
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  Speaker 1: do it well, do it hard. Do it right. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: no sound. Ow, ow! Oh my God, there's no way
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  Speaker 1: his foot didn't break. Look at that, watch. In the hole,
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  Speaker 1: give it a turn. Oh, again. Look at the ankle,
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  Speaker 1: like watch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Could not be in Canada, because the suing, the suing
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  Speaker 1: that people would do around here over that? You're done!
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? No, I know. Whip it?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be here anymore!
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  Speaker 3: Check out my secret drawer.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go.
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  Speaker 3: I try to open it, it's blocked by the oven.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you gotta do? You gotta open up
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  Speaker 3: the oven to open it, right? Boom, then it's blocked
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  Speaker 3: by the oven light. So now you gotta turn the
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  Speaker 3: oven light on to open it even further, but now
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  Speaker 3: it's blocked by the stove top. So you have to
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  Speaker 3: turn this to medium to open it even further.
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  Speaker 1: You just need to empty that drawer. You know what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta put in there? That's perfect! That is your lockbox.
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  Speaker 1: Put your gold, put your diamonds, put your guns in
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  Speaker 1: that drawer. No one's getting in there. No one has
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  Speaker 1: time for that. No one is coming in to steal stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So really?
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  Speaker 1: Some people think that was dumb?
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  Speaker 2: No! You win!
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  Speaker 3: You win, sir! Oh.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I love dogs. That was funny and kind of wholesome
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  Speaker 1: and kind of gross. It was all the different flavors
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  Speaker 1: that it could be and I like it. Not all
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  Speaker 1: heroes wear capes. Hey, snake! That's her. I would be screaming.
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  Speaker 1: Grabs it.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: It was on its way out. Okay, what are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? What are you gonna do? And good. Meme.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime I try to help in any situation, all I
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  Speaker 2: do is make it worse. Turn.
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  Speaker 1: Every single person around me. But what matters? What matters
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  Speaker 1: is that I drop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, seriously, if you just tell me whose this is,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be upset.
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  Speaker 1: It's yours, I'm telling you. It's not mine. I can't laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have alopecia? I get you, though.
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  Speaker 1: Go after him, Smacky. You don't! Okay. Oh, babe, you
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of flies in your house. You ate it.
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  Speaker 1: You just, do you not feel it in your mouth?
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  Speaker 2: You just, babe, you just ate both those flies. You
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  Speaker 2: were feeling yourself, and those flies were like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a part of this. Not only did they want
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  Speaker 2: to be a part of you.
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  Speaker 1: They wanted to be inside of you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Get it. Get it. Get it. And up. And flip. And... Fatality.
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  Speaker 2: Oh....
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  Speaker 1: Again. She's young. She's average. She's gonna be fine. One
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  Speaker 1: more time! The way it snaps back. Sorry, I can't
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  Speaker 1: stop dancing. Oh shit! You know what though, if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go hard, go hard. Go hard or go home!
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  Speaker 2: Well guys, that was Please Know, where I did Please
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  Speaker 2: Know a lot of those, but I did please yes
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  Speaker 2: a little bit too because I related and it's magical
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  Speaker 2: and you're magical and I appreciate you. Don't forget that
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  Speaker 2: I have makeup out and a book out and don't
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  Speaker 2: forget that I love light up glitter globes. So if
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  Speaker 2: you guys have any great links for some really cool ones,
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  Speaker 2: let me know.
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  Speaker 1: What are these called? Turn them upside down and all
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  Speaker 1: the glitter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this is gonna ruin me because I'm gonna remember
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  Speaker 2: right when I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the REM pod did not really go off that much.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say before we go, babes? No? Cuckoo, coo, cuckoo.
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  Speaker 1: And until next time, babies, just keep existing.