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Mom quit quoting mean girls · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  So I I'm pretty sure Gavin's buddies that swing by the house, uh, or when I see Gavin and his little buddies from school, but I'm picking them up every day.
• 0:09
  I think they there's this weird flex that I have going on where I'm tragically unhip, but yet very approachable.
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  Does that make sense?
• 0:18
  That does make a lot of sense.
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  I think it also what helps for you is your job is because people are used to approaching you anyway.
• 0:26
  So I think we're conditioned to approaching you.
• 0:27
  Yeah, I'm conditioned to have people just walk up and you know say random things.
• 0:31
  Specifically at certain live broadcasts, medical conditions.
• 0:34
  Like I remember your entire life.
• 0:36
  Yes.
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  It's like a meeting with Gail uh Payne.
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  It's like, oh.
• 0:40
  You know what?
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  But there's something about it that I'm like, all right, I want to check out your goiter.
• 0:46
  Well, so there's curiosity to it.
• 0:48
  Yeah, keep in mind.
• 0:49
  So here I am, I'm dad.
• 0:51
  I'm tragically unhit, but I'm approachable, right?
• 0:53
  And you know, like, okay, when I pick up Gavin on the daily, I'm good guaranteed I'm gonna see Lucas for a few minutes.
• 0:59
  And, you know, I does he say hi as well.
• 1:01
  Oh, yeah, we always say Mr.
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  Freak.
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  Actually, Lucas and I hang out waiting for Gavin because my son is, you know, like the grandma getting out of the old Cadillac.
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  It's like, are you coming?
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  So, you know, Lucas and I'll be sitting there, I'll be like, Hey man, what'd you do?
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  How you doing, man?
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  All right, okay.
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  You know, you know, that's what it's like.
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  Then a couple other buddies start showing up.
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  You're gonna be that dad, by the way, that they they you they hang out with you.
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  It'll be all right.
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  Now in the garage.
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  That's Gavin's side.
• 1:26
  When it comes to Lydia's age, you know, and the girls start getting older enough, and undoubtedly she'll have her little girlfriend swinging by and stuff like that.
• 1:34
  Again, I'm just gonna have to go.
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  I'm the tragically unhit but approachable dad.
• 1:38
  Here I am.
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  I'm I'm here.
• 1:40
  Yeah.
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  That's that's it.
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  I'm here.
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  Well, at least you're not the the scary dad.
• 1:45
  There's always a scary dad in the group, and I'm like, hi, Mrs.
• 1:50
  I don't have a scary bone look of me.
• 1:53
  No, but I'm saying in all of my friend groups, there was I and I envy people that have the look of intimidation, whether it's RBF or not.
• 2:01
  I just I don't have it.
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  So there's here's here's the categories.
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  You got there's the one mom that you're always just real prim and proper.
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  Hi, Mrs.
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  Gallagher.
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  Yeah.
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  And then you have like the scary dad, where you just like, hi, okay, bye.
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  Yeah, you barely talk.
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  And then you've got my friend Kelly, her mom was like this, where we were just we would throw our book bag down, lay on the couch with her, yadda yadda yaddy.
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  Like she was she was the approachable.
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  And and I'm the one that's just sort of hovering around here and there and tragically unhappy.
• 2:35
  And then you got this situation.
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  I'm gonna take you back in time.
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  Remember this?
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  I just want you to know if you need anything, don't be shy, okay?
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  There are no rules in this house, not like a regular mom, a cool mom.
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  Right, Regina?
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  Please stop talking.
• 2:48
  Okay, so you got that from Cool Mom.
• 2:50
  So this happened.
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  This uh this one uh mother trolls her daughter with the classic mean girls scene.
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  She's been waiting forever to be able to do it.
• 2:58
  So her daughter has the girlfriends over, and that's when this happens.
• 3:01
  Hey guys, how's it going in there?
• 3:04
  Well, if you need anything, don't be shy, okay?
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  There are no rules in this house.
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  I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
• 3:11
  Mom, stop voting mean girls.
• 3:15
  There it was.