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Lost - The LockeOuts vs 4-8-15-16-23-F-You · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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Hello, and welcome to Gateleapers, the pop culture panel game show that shines
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a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and female scientist who
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would absolutely move to an island research commune as Stevenson. But of course we
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can't play this game without our team captains, a pair of immortal beings locked
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in an infinite spiritual battle. Hell yeah, first, he's our de facto
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leader who has to get back to the island. I mean, has to
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get back to the games master's chair. It's Matt Watson. Hello, and
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he thought this was an early revisit of the Survivor fandom. It's not.
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Jason went Hi, Hello, Captains. Are you ready for a series of
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games about folks stranded on a magical science island where the only way out is
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further down the rabbit hole? Oh yeah, oh yeah, the white rabbit
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Hole? Big time, big time. I'm so ready. I mean,
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this joke is going to be had, so, I mean, the show's
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title is an apt description of how I'm gonna feel nice, and I was
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going to make that joke. Rodre kindly sent me a text message, who
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was like, oh, this is a recap of the entire show in case
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you want to do some research so you're not fucking clueless. And I was
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like, ah, bet, still clueless, still lost. Still what's going
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on? So many names? Yeah, so many events. Yeah. So
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that sums up how you're feeling as far as knowledge, Matt, how's your
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lost knowledge? I've got to admit my lost knowledge is probably pretty good because
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at age thirteen, it pretty much was my entire identity. I got into
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this show and was like, Oh my goodness, there's so much to study,
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There's so much to discover. I gave a class presentation on it around
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that time. In the seasons good I got an a wow and I had
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a you know, the the Charlie from It's Always Sunny meme with like the
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connecting threads and the Pepe Sylvia thing. I had that, but with all
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the characters on my bedroom wall, like to connect all the different theories and
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sort of stories together. And it was around about that time that the adults
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in my life started asking, oh, are you on the spectrum? Yeah?
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What spectrum of lost fans? You must believe I'm right up there on
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the spectrum of lost fans. I'm going to say showed up early for you.
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Oh my god, So it looks like Jason, you may have a
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little too little knowledge and Matt might have a little too much. Too much,
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too much both is going to get in your way. So so we're
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going to be on the same team. No, that's not the format.
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I'm going to pair you up with partners. You know, they're part of
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the plane just got lost on the other side of the island. They've made
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their way back to us three year Yes, I know this got incredible lost
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super fan Jason. Who is your teammate. He's a podcaster and producer.
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It's Dane Miller of the award winning Fuck Buddies and No Quest for the Wicked
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podcasts. Hello, I'm hello. I originally brought this butt little bottle of
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fireball for like if I missed questions that I should have gotten. But we
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might have had a few technical issues that I'm just gonna have a yes,
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Yes, nobody should drink that much fireball. Once. I worked at a
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tea shop for a while, and I'm going to be real, when I
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worked on holidays, it would just be fireball in like a chai cup.
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It just like cream spicy. It was just nonsense. Fireball is for the
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difficult times. That's why I'm ring Yes. So Dane, what is your
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level of lost love? I think I'm probably a lot. We were talking
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about a bit before we started recording, and I think, like I I
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truly mean it when I say that lost has left a lore sized hole in
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my heart. Like I've been chasing the lost high pretty much since the ending.
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So I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty deep in in the lost sauce. And
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I love that internal internal rhyme. So you host Fuck Buddies Dating Sex advice
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podcast. What is the healthiest relationship you feel all lost? Good question?
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Oh, oh no, it's it's Rose and Bernard for sure. Yeah,
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that's easy. Honestly, I had completely forgotten about them. They were so
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unproblematic. Yeah they were. Rose was just like yeah, no, he's
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fine. And then he's like, hey, we're gonna we're gonna live on
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this island forever if it means you're healthy. Yeah, like yeah great,
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yeah, like right, or die on the island. Yeah, didn't never
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die, Never die on the island. Yeah incredible. So Matt, who
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is going to be joining you, who's going to be balancing you out a
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little bit? Well? He is a podcast a voice actor who is now
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scared of black smoke for two reasons. It's the co host of the Carrying
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Wayward podcast and Gatelepas cast member. It's Dree s Shelman. Oh my god,
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I just got bitten by a spider and Doug I was all out of
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a hole because they ever thought I was dead? Why? Why that's the
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appetite? She's a reference. I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna say
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everything. You're gonna reference Paolo really so like there's a good like I know.
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The next question, I don't remember anyone's name is E for Hurley?
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Yeah, that's better than me. I used to call Hurley Chumley years of
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my life wrong, big lovable guy show. Also to counter Day, just
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to start the rivalry. Now, the healthiest relationship on that show was Hurley
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in the Dog Oh yeah, good, fine, good fine, Vincent,
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Vincent, Do I get a point for saying that? Oh? I was
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gonna say, like in the fact that dog made until the end, that's
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a whole other bucket of worms. What's the dog actor's name? Chumley Audrey?
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If you even just know that for the Okay, moving on, is
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it genuinely Melissa. It's an M name. It was like it was a
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female dog with an M name Mackenzie or Melissa. I cannot remember. Oh
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my god, why is this in my mind? But yeah, so,
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yeah, I watched this show basically I'll get into it later, but I
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watched the show like really quickly via LimeWire that's how old this is? Oh
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yes, good, and caught up in time for the final season to watch
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it live. Nice. So I watched most of these while working at a
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summer job at a summer camp, where I would come home from summer camp
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and be like, I have no plans tonight, I'll just put on Lost,
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and then eventually I'd hear birds outside and be like, I have to
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work tomorrow morning. I'm gonna go to bed. Yeah it's that kind of
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show. Yeah, Like I think I watched how many I mean again,
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showing my level of knowledge, how many seasons is it? Six? Six?
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So I watched five seasons of that show in maybe two weeks. Oh
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wow, that's only only overnight. I wish teenage me wishes he could have
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done that. Gosh, I think I have a problem when it comes to
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staying up and watching shows. But that's that's another episode of something else.
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Yeah, I'm gonna say it, y'all are all of this fuck? You
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didn acquire your TV through DVD bucks. I always wanted to learn how to
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burn CDs. It was never cool enough to fucking learn how. I was
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too young. That's how I got my cool cred in elementary schools. Yeah,
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I know, I know. I didn't like illegal parts of it.
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Oh so you went young, you were just lame. Oh big Metallica fan,
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he won't get that joke. I don't. This is bullshit. Okay,
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teams, we've all boarded onto Oceanic Flight eight one five and nothing can
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go wrong. I'd like each pair to come up with a Lost themed team
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name. Please. Let's start with Jason. Yeah, I got one,
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and it is only round down good, good dame. Because this is not
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gonna make sense to you or drew only to the people in this I have
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Team Man Bear Pig. The story behind that that has nothing to do with
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Lost zero thing is piographics. Yes, it is a very long time ago
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before me and Matt and Audra ever published or broadcasted a podcast. Our very
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first podcast idea was to do a Lost podcast. So they made me watch
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made is a four lead you were enjoying the friends. They stuck a microphone
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in my face and then watched me as I watched episodes. Uh, and
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I made it to like, I don't know, like five fucking episodes.
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But there was one episode very early on where there's a bunch of pigs and
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for some reason, I'm like, that's a man bear pig. I know
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it is, I know it is. And I wrote that it was every
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time the smoke monster or every time the was like it's ye, it was
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making pig noises. I was like, yeah, the bulls do you make
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pig noise? It's true. It's been like five years, it's yeah,
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many podcasts since then, yeah, yeah, but that's that's my idea,
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Dane. So, okay, here here are mine. Yes, uh not
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pennies boys. Okay, it's good. I didn't know who that is that
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popped Cowboys with Daddy Issues. And I say that this this is a fucking
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deep cut. If you get this reference, I love you. But it's
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my favorite episode title name and the episode is called All the Best Cowboys Have
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Daddy Issues. Yes, and I believe that's I believe that's the episode where
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you find out what Sawyer does. It's like one of Sawyer's first like featured
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episodes or Jack's episode. I can't remember, but it's one of those two.
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Everybody's Got Daddy Issues, Yeah, that's pretty much lost to the titles,
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just like Dad Issues, The Lockouts and the Constants. I watch it
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during during Christmas because it's a Christmas episode. I like the Lockouts because I
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think John Locke is a weird guy. He's a nerd okay as far as
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I know, and spoilers, he's the evil guy. He's a bad guy.
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I know. My favorite, my favorite song off the soundtrack is called
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locked Out Again. So I am. I'm down. I'm down to be
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the Lockouts, the Lockout. He knows the names of songs on the soundtrack,
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Matt' not because they got He's got me man like, like I don't
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know. Penny only has one boy as far as I know, and that's
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Desmond because the video said that's true love. We're we're not Pennies boys.
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Uh yeah here the Lockouts. Yes, So Matt drew team names. What
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are you thinking? How what's the vibe? Being the one who doesn't know
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as much? The only things I was I was trying to toy with the
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like a pun with like drugs in the like Mary statues, and I was
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like, religion is my drug. But that's a really weirdly long name.
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I like it. Otherwise, I was trying to mix Polar Bears and the
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Smoke Monster and be like Smoky the Bears and then last one just to ruin
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your podcast searchability because you use the team names for titles, and I thought
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it'd be funny. Is we just do random string of hieroglyphics? Sure,
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I'm not against that. Terrible for se oh but a great joke. But
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great there, and just literally I just I don't know how you refer to
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what I's just be like bear guy doing this snake cloud folded cloth? Where
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your cat's name came from? Yeah? Egyptian? Please don't dox our cats?
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Yeah? Could that be your team? Please don't dox the cat.
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No. I just love that if there were more cats than Lost. There
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should be more cats and Lost. It's the only thing that's wrong with that.
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What are lacking? Now? For you who knows things? Title?
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Please? Yeah? I got a few. I got a few. I
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was just playing with like rhyme things, so I've got the Lama initiative,
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just because it's like it's the funniest rhyme word for the initiatives there. To
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combine it with your podcast Supernatural, Drew, I've got smoke Monster of the
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Week that is good and one that I quite like that describes us, but
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is also a reference to a commercial that Charlie films. You ow every body's
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ooh, it's like a reference to his song. But also we're buddies.
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I like that if we want to send a message to our team, we
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can say we can be called four eight fifteen, sixteen, twenty three and
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fuck you. That is an extreme and I think we may have to do
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that, and then we've We've just got the classic previously on Lost, like
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that American guy sing in the start there. Yes, but I'm guessing by
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reaction we should do some some with the numbers. I like the number ones
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a lot. That's really funny. So our team name me the Quickfire Round
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is just fuck you yeah yes, or just or just one of the numbers
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yeah yeaheah, whichever one feels right. I like how that sounds like that
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team name sounds like a chant you would say right before you hut at hike.
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Yeah, I'm such a football game. I know, I don't eighteen
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twenty three. Fuck you, I just cussed yourself. I'm sorry, just
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guss yourself. Oh those numbers. Sorry, but I will win the lotto.
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Yeah you will, Yeah you will. I know that. See,
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you know. Thanks. I don't know that. We're all right, We're
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gonna be okay. It's still a thing. Whenever I see one of those
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numbers out in public, I like look for the other ones just to be
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safe. Absolutely, especially in airports for some reason, like the soccer jerseys
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in the airport was always the one that got to me. We can go
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into those numbers. I there is something that pisses me off, but I'm
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not gonna say anything in case it's a question, but I will talk about
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it at the end. Has driven me absolutely fucking insane since the numbers were
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introduced. Interest So you hear to hear folks say to the end of the
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episode, do you hear my game hates a random numbers numbers? Yes,
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if you're listening to this and thinking when it comes to lost, I have
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no idea where I am geographically speaking, nice, Do not worry. Here
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is Matt with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge. Yeah,
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that's right, I'm doing the passing knowledge. Okay, here we go.
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Lost is a mystery slash sci fi slash drama, slash adventure slash tourism commercial
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for Hawaii TV series that ran from two thousand and four to twenty ten.
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It was created by jj Abrams, Carlton QS, and Damon Lindelof, And
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thankfully jj Abrams kind of left after the first season, so we didn't get
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six disconnected stories that don't make sense as one cohesive piece. That's a that's
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a modern Star Wars running in parstrikes back nineteen seventy seven, right, So
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Star Wars just came out and pretty soon George Lucas is going to be looking
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for a sequel. That's for you, Jason. The series follows the survivors
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of Oceanic Flight eight one five, which crash lands on a hidden island somewhere
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in the South Pacific, and considering they were heading to La a picturesque tropical
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island is a massive improvement. That wasn't a very stroke. Actually, well
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it's not a very strong drink. The two ess to name survivors must contend
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with the mysterious forces the island has to offer, as well as their own
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interpersonal problems and interwoven backstories, which are handily offered to us in the form
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of flashbacks, then flash forwards, and then flash sideways. Is you can
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see why people said this show was a little confusing, Now what a friggin
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ecsorts? Lost was known for its cult following being somewhat in the mainstream,
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and helped bring fandom into the twenty first century with the use of forums to
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discuss theories, sharing content on early forms of social media, and bonus webisodes,
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along with augmented reality games for fans to play along with. That's right.
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By two thousand and six, they achieved what failed to emerge in twenty
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twenty one. Rip to the metaverse Pull one out for zer. Your instinct
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is right, Chack. These people are a threat. The core themes of
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Lost are fate, love, spirituality, good versus evil, scientific hubris,
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mythology, motherhood, magic, no daddy issues, which has already been mentioned,
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You all and everybody, so there's something for everyone there. To this
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day, many viewers still think Lost ended with the reveal that it was all
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entirely a dream. In purgatory. Yeah, after it annoys me too,
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after they all died in the initial two thousand and four plane crash. And
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if you still think that, well I don't have time to correct you in
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this segment because the music bed is ending. But no that I'm absolutely furious.
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So let's down some Dharma Initiative beers and get lost in the source of
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lost. We've already made that lost in the sauce joke, but it's okay,
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it was pre written. Incredible. Yeah, I feel like the ending
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conversation will happen, Dane, don't worry. I'm with you on this one.
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Well, the amount of fights I've gotten into bars over people be like
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the ending sucked and then I bottle a stranger. I need to watch the
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Secret DVD extra special only available disc bonus episode content with Hurley and what's his
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name? Don't you get the truth? And all you need to do is
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listen to Christian Shepherd, who literally explains the plot of the fucking show in
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the episode. Okay, Jason, even before we were into this, he
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he mentioned he's like people didn't like that ending question mark, And I explained
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to the thing of like people think that, like, oh, that means
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they were dead the whole time. And he's like, but I by YouTube
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video, so watch the YouTube, watch the YouTube's videos. I guess.
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But even in the summary, it was like, no, this is pretty
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clear what happened. It's very clear. Literally a character named Christian Shepherd.
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Yeah, that brings your home literally his name, come on extra ending it
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fails in some of the gaps pretty nicely. That ends, yes, yeah,
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you mean his entire left exposition, the entire thing, and clear of
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all the mistakes. We need cover polar bears and the bug just answers questions
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that can say Helly's name. It's fine early bird because everyone knows come the
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Chumley Bud as you would come. Who is you know the bird and the
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word it goes. Anyways, So before we get into today's games, I've
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asked each player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them, something
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they love from this particular fandom. Lost is inspiring to me because I too
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cannot seem to tell a story in a continual linear narrative. It's very inspiring.
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Jason. We'll start with you. Yeah, man, again, I've
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watched like five episodes of this and there's two things that stuck out to me
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while I watch This Man Bear Peg and the Mystery of it All. That's
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that's the metaphor. Yeh, and too, Daniel Day can young great,
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I've read the summary. Boy does he go through it all? Him and
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his wife? Yeah, So did you say young or young? Because I
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think they both apply here young like Andy like like he's not he's not a
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daddy yet he was. He was a young Daniel Dakim d DK as I
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call him man. That boy's that boy's cheekbones could cut glass, homie.
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And how he got out of so many of those like near death experience through
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the side of a ship. No, but it's it's it's very good because
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like Daniel Day Kim, he's he's gonna come up here soon back into the
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popular Zeke says uh as the bad guy, yeah Ozai in Avatar Last Airbunder
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and like for the Asian American community, he is the it guy because he
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has such a long history within Hollywood as a leading Asian American man. And
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to see that Lost is one of the shows where I didn't realize. I
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thought he was one of the characters that got killed off because he had some
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other projects to do, but he's in it, in it or the entirety
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of this series pretty much to the end. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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And and cute story that I learned about Lost outside of you guys is he
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is a Korean American and his wife in show is Korean, and so they
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taught each other. She taught him bits of Korean and he taught her bits
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of English. I think that's adorable. How they did not fall in love.
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It will forever be a mystery. It's just another mystery. And the
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other thing is like he he speaks like Korean, Like he doesn't speak English
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until like the last two episodes. So it's like the fact that you just
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had like an Asian character, like two Asian characters that were Asian and just
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allowed to be Asian, was like he didn't really have Like they were subtitled
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for four seasons of television, and that's fucking cool. Yeah. So I'm
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MYNDDK right there. So I fight any team on. Yes, I will
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talk a lot about all the fights that I do about lots. This is
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a violence Face podcast. A lot of people make a big deal about Simue
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Lu, which good Canadian boy. I'm all for it. But Daniel da
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cam like anytime anyone like they talk, I'm like, are we just forgetting
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about this guy? Like he's a fucking legend and he's so good forgetting out
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history and it's recent history. Yeah, respect your elders dog if you Yeah,
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so Dane, how about you? What is your muse or loss?
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I love the fact that I in my personal opinion, I'm sure there are
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people who could probably correct me on this, but I feel like this is
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what brought cinematic storytelling to network TV. You are correct, right, like
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you you didn't have this level of financial investment. Like the pilot when it
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was made was the most was the most expensive pilot ever made, at least
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for again network TV. It's like the only way you could get quality television
23:07
like this or television of this caliber was on things like AMC and HBO and
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like stuff like that. And it's like to have a show come out and
23:14
be like it's not behind a paywall and this is just like an incredible ensemble
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cast. It's where Michael Cientcino got his start as like a composer or it's
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like that's where like you know, his name sort of like sort of exploded.
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And so you have this incredible soundtrack. You have this like movie worthy
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soundtrack, you have this incredible cast, you have this incredible narrative shot beautifully.
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There's a little bit of aged CGI, but for the most part,
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like a lot of the practical evacts, like the fuselage on the beach was
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all practical, right like, and that's something that would be done on a
23:48
green screen nowadays. So like the fact that it was so much shot on
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location, like they did a lot of stuff, like even just in Sydney,
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and like all the extra stuff that they shot. It's a show that,
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in my opinion, revolutionized what network TV could be and we owe a
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lot of great TV to it. Yeah, that's that's a great that's I
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know I'm not the one supposed to be saying it this episode, but that's
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a great muse. It is an incredible mus the impact of Lost on TV
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and honestly film. Yeah, Drew, how about you? What's inspiring you?
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So my muse, I'm going to put someone on blast because I'm going
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to send them this episode when it comes out, and if they don't respond,
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I'll know they didn't listen. So finley, I'm putting you on blast.
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I feel like my mus Finley is one of my very old friends,
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very good friends, and he got me into the show by basically just any
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time we'd go downtown together and have to like take the metro and like be
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like on public transit, I would just ask, like, what's happening on
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Lost? Like I feel like I should watch this show, and he would
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just regale me with like the last several months of episode since last time.
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We like got to chat about it, and like it was just like the
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wildest journey of like, what the fuck are you talking about? What do
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you mean there's a timetrame traveling dead guy on the beach from a boat that
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showed up and go back in time. Explained he's in a wheelchair now I
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have. I was so confused, so baffled. And then it was finally
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this that led to me binge watching the show as I mentioned, and watched
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this over the like five seasons over the course of like two to maybe two
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and a half weeks while working at a summer job. And then also for
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his sake, I ended up watching the show's finale live at his aunt's house,
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who, while watching this, never seen an episode, tried to have
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me explain the entire show, So it made for like I really feel like
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I need to rewatch the finale because I have not rewatched the show, let
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alone the finale since that day, and I feel like it was weirdly ruined
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for me. So the show always kind of feels like not completed in my
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heart, which I think a lot of fans have complained about. So my
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muses, my buddy Finley, who convinced me to watch the show finally and
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has led to this moment now, incredible popul listener, is this Finley's on?
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I expected off a ditch Man finale. No, we had a car
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incident a while ago, or those edition in vaults. I'll talk about cut
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an off air story. Okay, okay, cut back. You have to
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cut up, but just quick, Matt, Yes, how about you?
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What about your muse. I don't know that it will be quick because I
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don't get to be in this position very often. So I've got three muses,
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the muses for you, all three seasons of holding it in exactly,
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I've got rules as intended for the muse in terms of what it always ends
26:44
up being. And that's a fun anecdote from last we're seeing how the sausage
26:47
is made with the podcast. Yeah, Drew, you mentioned watching all of
26:51
it in two two and a half weeks unintentionally, Well, myself and my
26:55
good friend Graham, who's been on this podcast shouts out, shout Graham,
26:57
We're shouting out all the friends. Yeah, Graham us Also, Yeah,
27:00
we intentionally, after the whole series had finished, were like, let's do
27:06
something called Lost Fest, which I obviously branded, and we watched all of
27:10
Lost in a week because we had a week between your one and two of
27:15
university where we were like, what are we gonna do with this week?
27:18
Let's watch all of Lost. Hundreds of better things to do with your time,
27:22
almost not a single thing. It almost made me dislike the show because
27:30
it amounted to needing to watch it for like seventeen hours out of every twenty
27:33
four and so it was like not much sleep, and that's all we were
27:38
doing with our time. And Graham, I, if you are listening,
27:42
I hope I've paid you back with some good memories that weren't time wasting over
27:47
the last decade. But it's all been in aid of trying to give you
27:51
that life, that week of your life back. I hate burpies so much,
27:56
but if I was watching TV for seventy hours. You bet your ass
28:00
I'd be doing some burbies get some kind of blood. Yeah, we were
28:04
eating crisps and smoking weed. It was university. That's the same thing.
28:11
That's the same thing. Rules is written in terms of inspiring you, I've
28:15
got amuse as well. Even though he's kind of like a bit of a
28:18
dickhead character, Hurley's dad says something that has stuck with me throughout my entire
28:23
life and that I sort of like live by in a lot of ways.
28:27
He tells herly that you make your own luck, because Hurley feels incredibly unlucky
28:33
in lots of situations, and as someone who doesn't really believe in the concept
28:36
of luck, I like I've used it as a driving force like get me
28:38
to do things, and like, yeah, no one's gonna do anything for
28:41
you. You kind of have to go out and make your own luck.
28:44
It's why I'm in America today. It's it's why this podcasts. Like there's
28:48
there's a bunch of things like take you, it wasn't it wasn't you.
28:52
It's just like it's a general like life inspiring thing that that's something from Lost
29:00
Even though he says it right before he abandons his child. Yeah, which
29:04
is also played by Cheech Marin is yes, is it not? Yeah?
29:10
Yes, yes God. And then my third and final muse, is this
29:17
blanket? Oh? That's right, uldra crochet? Is it blanket? Oh?
29:25
That is amazing, That's so fucking cool. It's any jen any crochet
29:32
people who know what they're talking about. This is before I knew that there
29:34
were rules to tapestry crochet. No one's critiquing it. Cool even I will
29:41
add them to the list of people I'll fight over lost If that fucking I'll
29:47
fight them. By the end of this episode, we're gonna have a laundry
29:49
list of people Day wants to fight. Just show up at this bar this
29:53
time. Remind him why you're fighting a man? Get the gin the gin
30:00
pre crash version of me, Well, just keep the shit out of them.
30:03
Hell yeah, those my pieces. I'm inspired as hell. Let's do
30:07
this. Yes, yes, yes, that was a great anecdote. I'm
30:11
inspired and I'm in awe you did it. So now that we are fully
30:15
inspired, let's hop on a flight from Sydney to LA and crash into round
30:19
one. Round one is our classic game of deliberation and deception. This time
30:32
it's called four eight fifteen, one hundred and six two million. I do
30:41
that. I will give a lost themed category containing five items. Your job
30:47
is to identify three real ones without selecting the two options I've made up.
30:52
If you select a fake, you will be frozen out of the list and
30:56
you won't get any more points. So be mindful of the order that you
31:00
submit your correct answers. There will be one point awarded for every correct answer,
31:07
a bonus point if you get them all. Are we ready? Heck
31:15
yes. First round for both teams will be Dharma stations. Darma Stations are
31:21
the mysterious Science Org labs sprinkled around previously occupied by the Science Organization on the
31:30
island. Can you identify them? Yes, let's start. I can name
31:34
three of them right now. I know a bunch, but there's a bunch
31:40
I also don't know. Let's start with the lockouts. Your five. I
31:45
will repeat them as many times as you need. The lamp post, the
31:49
staff, the torch, the swan, the stone. So it's just me
31:56
I get I don't know both of you. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
31:59
outpost. It's my first time hosting is Narnia I know that that's a lot.
32:09
I think it's torch and stone. I'm like ninety percent sure it's torch
32:13
and stone. Okay, okay, what's the staff? At the same time,
32:17
so you are telling me the correct ones? The ones are real?
32:22
Yeah, so it was it was the staff, which is the that was
32:25
the medical one because that's the like name. I don't remember the name of
32:30
the thing that but the medical symbol with the snakes. Oh yeah, that's
32:37
that's that one. The swan, so or do we want to he was
32:43
saying the wrong ones? Okay, So the staff is one, the swan
32:45
is one. You're saying, dang. The swan I believe is the main
32:47
one that they find the hatch with the numbers. I believe it's a swan.
32:52
Okay, And then you think the stone is one as well. Stone
32:55
is definitely not one stone. I'm sure it is not one. Uh,
33:00
the torch one, I remember there is a fire one, but I don't
33:04
think it was called the torch. Okay, what is the order in which
33:07
you would like to let's do Let's do so staff because because Day's super sure
33:13
on staff, cool staff and swan for sure two points. Yeah. Then
33:19
at that point I knew I knew those one too. Yeah, I know
33:22
these the lamp one I think will be our next one. Okay, that's
33:29
correct. You get the bonus point as well. All three plus I was
33:34
sure was Torch. I so remember, I was thinking, it's there's a
33:37
fire one, but it's not Torch. I remember it. It's either like
33:40
the the blaze, the something that ember, something douche just in case it
33:45
comes up in all this, you know, just in case paper here.
33:52
I didn't crochet the names onto the blanket, and so they were all.
33:55
I stared at that fucking blurry jpeg of that blast door for so long,
34:00
all like, I remember the symbols, but I don't remember the names.
34:05
It's the moment I knew I was hooked as I paused it, and I
34:07
was in it. Oh No. I had a buddy who, like towards
34:10
the end of the series, he had like planned to get a Darma tattoo,
34:14
and he was like debating which of the symbols to do. So I
34:15
had, like I had them all in like a wallpaper on my computer for
34:19
a few years. Yeah, I've always wanted to get a Dharma tattoo,
34:22
but because I don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation because the soma is
34:25
very much a I believe Hindu thing. So I was like, if I'm
34:31
gonna get something, i'll get something a little more abstract. Yeah, yeah,
34:37
yeah, that's fair. Four. And I wanted to get the Hindu
34:38
simple for pace as well, but that was a big no go. It
34:43
was gonna make the same joke, Matt, don't worry on the same thing.
34:45
Lots of problematic things. Ah okay, Well, of the three in
34:50
my head that I knew, two have been used up. So I'm gonna
34:52
be really useful to goshcha. Let's let's get to it. Let's get it.
34:57
Four eight fifteen, sixteen twenty three. FU you your Dharma stations?
35:04
The looking glass, the rabbit hole, the arrow, the tempest, the
35:13
snake. How are you feeling that? I'm feeling moderately. I'm feeling very
35:17
confident. On the looking glass, I feel like we can go ahead because
35:21
yeah, that's the looking glass. I'm almost one hundred per Charlie swims in.
35:24
It's the one on, it's the underwater one. Is the is the
35:27
looking glass? Yeah, that's the one. What was the second one?
35:30
Again? Oudre the rabbit hole? I'm also like, ninety sure that's a
35:36
fake one. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't like the whole show is a
35:38
rabbit hole. So yeah. And then for some reason, Tempest really sticks
35:43
out to me as one that sounds familiar. Yeah, there was the the
35:46
power station. I think it's the tempest. I think there was is where
35:51
the others got their power for I guess the Dharma initiative as well. So
35:54
we can we say the looking glass like that inter is that one in?
35:58
Now? Yep? One the tempest as well? Should we Let's lock in
36:02
tempest? Yeah, tempest is also correct. Nice, Hey, give me
36:07
the last three one more time, the last three rabbit hole, the arrow,
36:10
the snake. Ooh, arrow, arrow sings to me a little more.
36:16
Yeah, I think so snake seems too much like hydro, which is
36:21
another one. Mm hmm. So, and I feel like the arrow,
36:24
like I remember them finding a bunker that like was somewhat more military base,
36:30
like it was a little more like either it had or like could contain weaponry.
36:34
Yeah, and it was the arrow with kind of like an archer motif.
36:37
Let's let's go with the arrow. Let's go with the arrow. Correct?
36:40
Was the monus point four points yes, Wow, look at us,
36:45
we know a dommer initiative. Guys, incredible, Dan and I about taking
36:49
swigs from are weirdly orange cans? Nice? Yeah, they should be a
36:52
plain white label with the black DOMA logo over them. Yeah. Yeah,
36:58
they'd be a fun gimmick for future games. It's just like fake labels for
37:00
all of our drinks before we all get on the show. Don't tempt us,
37:04
Yeah, because we love we love more effort. So but it's like
37:08
that thing where it's like a perfect bunt to like low effort, but like
37:10
a fun gimmick for those people watching. Anyways, I'm distracting from the show.
37:15
We love it. Question two survivors is the category? Oh okay,
37:22
we know a lot of the main guys, but there are a lot of
37:24
people on that plane. Who do we know? Who do we know?
37:29
Let's find out the lockouts? Your list of survivors James Ford, Richard Sharp,
37:38
Neil gas Man, Juliette Burke. These are from the Lost Apedia as
37:45
the listed pedia names. Dane's just like I wrote, I know James Ford
37:52
is Sawyer's real name. That's a trick. Question. Oh there's a Juliette
38:00
I know that Juliet Burke is the maternity doctor. I believe. I don't
38:07
know her last name is Burke, but Juliette is definitely in it. I
38:09
think it is Burke, the third one I don't like. I'm not sure.
38:15
I kind of want to say, like gas Man or something weird and
38:17
likes as like a nickname that either Sawyer or Hugo, like Hurley calls someone
38:23
Richard. I think she's trying to get us again, because that's uh,
38:27
Richard is the the immortal time guy. So I think now does that count
38:31
as a survivor. No, his name is Richard Alpert in mind. So
38:35
let's let's let's uh yeah, one by one. Yeah, James third Ford
38:39
Sawyer James Ford for sure. Yeah, you got the point. All right,
38:45
what about our girl? I think I think we've got to go.
38:49
Juliet Burke. I don't know if that's her real last name, but I'm
38:52
gonna say, yes, let's do it. You are locked out? Is
38:57
her name? She was not on the plane. Oh oh, very trims.
39:02
Okay, I was going to ask that questions for land. This could
39:06
be a fault on my my hosting. I could have clarified survivors being the
39:12
survivor's plane crash. I do you think the faction of people from eight one
39:17
five as like the survivors if? Yeah, I can't even. I was
39:22
going to try to get you on a technicality of being like because it Darminificent
39:24
went through a bunch of shit, but she was brought in fairly late to
39:29
the game. I don't think she really survived much of anything outside of the
39:34
fact that she was rescued. No, she wasn't. Never mind, I
39:38
recall her. She does know the police of death. So okay. I
39:47
was worried these were going to be too easy. No, yeah, you
39:51
got You got them on the technicality. That's how games mastering works, you
39:55
out of curiosity. Gas Man. Gas Man is real. I knew it.
40:00
And Neil is the Froger guy. Yeah, my name is Neil.
40:07
Uh. He shouts at oh my god, yes, yeah, because oh
40:12
yeah, calls him Frogut because he works at a Frogut stand Froger, and
40:15
he's like, my name's Neil. Remember when Froger was like a normal thing
40:17
you'd hear in conversation, And now I can't get a frozen yog. Yeah.
40:22
Yeah, it's very off its time, it's very two thousands, just
40:24
like lost. Yeah, so for eight fifteen, sixteen, twenty three,
40:30
fuck you You're five. Sexy blue striped shirt girl. Okay, Lacy Caine,
40:39
Edward Mars, Rose Nadler, Desmond Hume, damn Okay, Okay.
40:47
I know the name Desmond Hume, which makes me feel like it's another trick
40:51
one because I think he's someone who's like one of the others, not a
40:54
survivor. Yep, he's already in the hatch when they arrive. He's the
40:58
Scottish guy in the hatch, right, So that's our trick one that we've
41:04
managed to not fall. Four. This is actually really hard. So what
41:12
was the name Natalie something? Rose Nadler. I'm confident on that being Rose's
41:16
surname. Yeah. I know that one too for some reason. So you
41:21
want to walk down. I think we can go with Rose Nadler locking it
41:23
in. It is correct, Okay, okay, so we're at least we're
41:27
at least breaking even on the score of this round if we get this now.
41:30
Okay, yeah, do you have any inkling on the other three?
41:32
Could I hear them again? Apart from Rose and Desmond? Gotcha? Sexy
41:37
blue striped shirt girl Lacy Caine, Edward Mars. Oh, I know what
41:45
I don't. I don't know between the final two. But Edward Mars is
41:50
the air marshall who has Kate, who dies right near the beginning, who
41:54
has Kate in handcuffs because she's the prisoner on the flight spoilers for episode two.
42:01
So given that he doesn't make it past episode two to see qualify as
42:06
a survivor, technically would have been on the flight manifest and therefore, if
42:10
he's not classified as a survivor by Audra, I'll throw a little tantrum.
42:16
Hey, if it doesn't count and you're right with the name is getting added
42:21
to the list of people, I'll fight. No, it is a good
42:29
thing. Edward Mars is a correct answer. He is technically alive on the
42:36
island. He is almost dead and then dies quickly, but he technically is
42:42
alive after the crash. Correct. So we're leve with Lacy or Blue Shirt.
42:46
I think, just for the sake of how crazy it is, we
42:50
have to do blue Shirt. I think I have no idea. If I
42:53
think I was gaming the game, I would say it's like easier to come
42:55
up with a name than it is like a nickname for this. Yeah,
43:00
like it seems way too out of like I got a meta gaming here.
43:01
It's way too out of lot field. Yeah, but we're gonna go with
43:05
can you repeat it again? Sex sexy blue striped shirt girl her? Yep,
43:13
you are correct. She has an interview with lost Apedia because apparently on
43:17
the forums she was a fucking thing. Because I mean she was attractive and
43:27
she had a blue striped shirt on. And that's enough for you to have
43:30
an interview enough to get you You get the point and the bonus point.
43:36
Damn, damn the bonus the lockouts. Your question is about Easter eggs Slash.
43:46
You know, like little tidbits. There's intentional and unintentional things within the
43:52
show. They're not really plot relevant. An example of this would be the
43:57
numbers show up everywhere. These types of things connect together in like a fun
44:01
way of like, ooh, that's a reference to something else. Your lists
44:05
are Easter egg Slash coincidences which occur or don't. That's the point of the
44:09
game. Your five instances, three of these are in the show. Two
44:14
of them are not A funeral home with an anagram of flash forward, a
44:21
Dharma logo on a shark. The hieroglyphs on the countdown clock are the name
44:27
of the Egyptian god of travelers and time, a Dharma logo visible on the
44:31
wreckage of the Oceanic Flight, and a polar bear escape on television in a
44:37
flashback. I am shocked that I know all three of these. I don't
44:40
know all three of them. But the flash forward funeral Home, that was
44:44
like the big thing. That was like their hint in that episode that it
44:47
was a flash forward and not a flashback, because it was the finale of
44:52
season three or four where it ends with Jack being like, you have to
44:55
go back? Is the is the funeral home? I can I hundred percent
45:00
on that one. I'll give it to hell. Yeah, that's the point.
45:02
I feel like the shark might be the thing because that was one of
45:07
the animals they tested on. It was polar bears, bunny sharks, and
45:12
something else. I don't want to lock that in yet. I'm just throwing
45:16
things. The Dharma logo on the wreckage of the plane doesn't make any sense
45:21
because the wreckage was put there by Charles Widmore, who wasn't part of the
45:23
Dharma initiative, so it wouldn't make any sense for him to put a logo
45:28
on the plane in the water. He made a fake plane so that people
45:31
would stop looking for it, so that people wouldn't find the island. What
45:36
were the other ones that The hieroglyphs on the countdown clock are a reference to
45:42
an Egyptian god of time travelers, and there's a polar bear escape on television
45:47
in a flashback. I think that might be the other one, because,
45:53
like pretty much any of the Harley episodes, he's watching fucking TV. I
45:58
feel like they would they would that in and I remember the the fucking that
46:04
clock thing was a big deal because it was in one of the season finales,
46:07
I believe, and I feel like I would remember people being like,
46:10
oh, that's it. I also do not think they had come up with
46:15
the time travel idea at that point in time of writing the show. So
46:20
my my inklings are the polar bear attack or are the polar bear and the
46:24
Dharmis shark? What do you think? Yeah, man, the five episodes
46:31
you saw, you didn't catch all these. I think we do the shark
46:37
because I know that for sure that was one of the animals they tested on,
46:39
all right, And then we do the polar bear attack. Yeah,
46:43
yeah, I like that idea. I like that idea. Hell yes,
46:45
the shark is correct. Another point. I'm happy. I'm happy to go
46:50
with the polar bear one next, honestly because there'd be a lot of polar
46:52
bear escapes I used to live. That'd be a lot. There's a lot
46:58
of them. Yeah, it's out on the local news every night. Yeah,
47:00
man, and you you gotta shoot them. Like it takes place in
47:02
La Like I feel like, oh, the La Zoo. Like they always
47:06
put weird shit like that in the in the like the TV background stuff,
47:09
so I feel like that would be a hint. Yeah, it's incorrect.
47:14
I'm so sorry if someone watches it and can show it to me. It's
47:16
why I put it in because there's a lot of TV on in the background.
47:21
I was sure that was the last one too. Yeah. Those are
47:22
my Those are my three guesses day and I was with you one hundred percent,
47:25
and it was this was kind of it. The Dharma logo on the
47:30
in the pilot, it is like it looks like it's painted over, but
47:35
you can see a Darma logo on the plane. I'm gonna dispute this one
47:38
and say that maybe they either deserve a point or we maybe forgo our bonus
47:45
for our round of this. But this is something that goes back to the
47:46
I can't believe this is still on the Wikipedia page. But they got rid
47:50
of this. They said that this wasn't intentional. Yeah, that's why I
47:52
said, it was just coincidence. Yeah. The plane that they painted to
47:57
give it the ocean, the fake oceanic colors, a few marks on it
48:00
that looked like the edge of a DAMA logo. But they said, oh,
48:04
that wasn't intentional, that was just the design that was there. Oh
48:07
you meant the one on the beach. Uh huh. I thought you meant
48:10
the one in the water. Either way, I am. I'm happy to
48:15
concede. I I will also concede. I will give a point for that.
48:21
Bro. We got someone who will fix the wikipeda. We got a
48:22
Brendan Lee and Mulligan over here. It's just it's not it's not it's not
48:30
an it's not a real it's an easter egg that like some hardcore fans who
48:34
are like really looking for like too far into things say, but the producers
48:37
confirmed it's not a thing. Yeah, I'm with you on that way if
48:39
the producers have cut out and like disproven like an easter egg as like,
48:44
no, that's just a weird coincidence because of a weird yeah yeah sources.
48:51
I thank you for you're letting your wiki slide. I know, I'm sorry.
48:54
Will provide an additional point. I will take a point away from me.
49:00
I had no points, negative one points, the most the most ultra
49:07
thing in the world. I'm sorry. Polder finishes a minus one. So
49:14
let's fucking find out for four eight, fifteen, sixteen, twenty three.
49:17
Fuck you, let's see if these are real. I'm getting the vine.
49:22
Matt's gonna be good at this. This is my ship. This is the
49:27
thing that all the connections on the walls were all about. This kind of
49:29
stuff. There is a crossword puzzle with clues to the show. The comic
49:34
book Walt Finds in the Crash has a time travel plot line. Aaron,
49:39
the name of Claire's baby, means unlikely one. There's a funeral van with
49:45
a business named anagram of reincarnation, and a rope bridge is visible that looks
49:52
like a backgammon board, and then it's alternating dark and lightwood. Oh my
49:55
goodness, that's insane. All of the confidence I had about a minute ago
50:01
gone. I am not confident on any of these. Apart from Walt's comic.
50:07
I think Walt's comic did have time. Yeah, the Waltz comic,
50:10
I remember that being a thing too, with time travel. I remember that
50:14
being relevant. So I'm okay loking that one. Yeah, let's let's lock
50:16
it in and hope we get the point that I thought I might trick you
50:20
with that. It also has polar bears. That's the thing that I saw
50:23
a lot more. But it is also like a run that is related to
50:29
a time travel based plot line. So hell yeah, point, okay,
50:32
okay, if we're if we're gonna be like really pedantic about this one.
50:37
I really remember there being a lot of shit about like imagery of black and
50:43
white board games, like throughout a lot of weird things. So a bridge
50:46
with a backgammon motif does not seem out of left field. I agree.
50:51
And the other one that I like is the anagram on the truck. But
50:54
given that we had the funeral home anagram, it seems unlikely we had two
50:58
of them, and I feel like if that were one, you would have
51:00
known. Yeah, that one didn't seem familiar to me, so that feels
51:01
like one I'm sort of safe ruling out because yeah, it's too similar to
51:07
the flash forward thing. Mm hmm, what you what were the last two?
51:12
Then a crossword puzzle with clues to the rest of the show, and
51:17
then Aaron, the name of Claire's baby, means unlikely. Weirdly, I
51:22
have insight on that one because my Hebrew name is close to Aaron and it
51:25
means nothing like that. Okay, So like again, that's a very far
51:30
lead from like Hebrew name to like English names and meanings, but I don't
51:36
it seems too far left field the crossword Listen, when I google Jason,
51:40
it means the Argonauts. So I think, should we go with the backgammon
51:47
bridge on? Because there's a lot of references to backgammon, Like it's the
51:51
get the game that like Locke plays that. There's even like the Man in
51:53
Black and Jacob play like an ancient and even older version of Backgammon, I
51:58
think, And it's it's like like versus Dark is like a constant thing.
52:01
I could see that being. I don't remember it being a reference, but
52:04
I could see it being a thing. So maybe that one. Yeah,
52:07
let's lock that one in. I think let's let go with that one.
52:09
I'm so sorry. It's a normal bridge. That's good. That was a
52:15
good fake one. I'm gonna fight every bridge I can find. Answer the
52:21
list bridge bridge my fucking bar is getting a shin bottle to it. And
52:29
you didn't understand the end of what we're so what were the other two?
52:32
Then? Yeah, I don't know. There is a funeral van. Wow.
52:37
Funeral Van rewords to reincarnation, which is weird because that's not really a
52:42
thing in the show. Yeah, increation seems like vaguely unrelated. That's why
52:46
I was also like, yeah, it's possession if if we're getting specific,
52:51
he possesses the body of John Locke. Yeah, and then a crossword puzzle.
52:54
Jack is doing a crossword puzzle that has I was trepidacious on that one.
53:00
It's kind of tenuous, but I did see it in multiple places.
53:02
It's reference, that's fair enough, and that's I mean, if he's doing
53:06
a crossword and like if you were to pause and read the crossword and get
53:07
a bunch of hates that that yeah, it's really That's why it was my
53:10
third ones. They made a lot of sense. I don't know if this
53:14
is related to what you were thinking the meaning for Aaron was. I think
53:17
it's like strength is what I looked it up. I had to look it
53:21
up to make sure it wasn't actually anything related to that. Just in case,
53:25
make sure your fake answer is actually fake. I know that the Hebrew,
53:30
the Hebrew name it's it's Aaron essentially in Hebrew, and it means he
53:36
who speaks. I don't know why I got that name. It really doesn't
53:37
connect me anything. A weird thing to name me. But do you listen
53:45
to Drew's podcasts high handful voice acting work? Unrelated? But yes, last
53:53
question for this round, I'm calling it others slash dharma. So this is
53:57
anyone They're not survivors. They're either arm others or their dharma since they occupy
54:04
the same It was a takeover. Yeah, lockouts your list. Carl Martin,
54:10
Thomas Osborne, Jordan Waters, Ethan Rohm, Goodwin stand hope okay,
54:19
Ethan Rahm for hope. Sorry, No, I was gonna say I put
54:21
them in difficulty order. I hope as far as the questions now. Ethan
54:27
Rahm for sure. He was the guy who infiltrated the camp and stole Claire's
54:30
baby. He was the one that not on the manifest and that was like
54:34
the one that hangs Charlie and the fucking jungle Goodwin I believe is the one
54:39
in the tail section who does the same thing that Anna Lucia kills, but
54:44
I'm not one hundred percent sure. And then Carl, I don't know his
54:49
last name, but that was Alex's boyfriend who Ben was brainwashing so he wouldn't
54:54
get Alex pregnant so that she wouldn't die. So I don't know if Carl's
54:59
last name is the right last name, but I know there was a Carl.
55:02
Could you tell me is it spelled with a K or a C?
55:07
It is spelled with a K. Okay, I'm more confident that Carl is
55:12
also so Ethan Rahm. I'm locking that in for sure. Correct. Carl,
55:15
I think would be my next most confident if he counts as an other
55:20
because he was locked up as a prisoner, but he was part of Ben's
55:24
inner circle. He was just making sure that he wouldn't get Ben's adoptive daughter.
55:30
I will end your suffering, correct, Okay. And then I'm lasked,
55:36
who are can you give me the names again? Thomas Osborne, Jordan
55:40
Waters, Goodwin stand hope. I went to school for Jordan Waters. I
55:45
don't feel great about that game. Uh yeah, this last one is is
55:52
tough because just Goodwin Stanford. That's an amish name if I've ever heard one.
56:00
Look at it. It's either ultra or a professional writer. Yeah,
56:05
I think I think that is one of the one that infiltrates the tailies.
56:08
I'm pretty sure that's his name. I remember he has a stupid name,
56:13
and that's a stupid name. You are You are correct on both fronts.
56:21
I don't remember if he's the one who infiltrates the No, he is,
56:24
because he's the one that Juliette is with it. Ben is mad about.
56:29
Yes, yes, so he Juliet's dating Goodwin and so Ben gets all grumpy
56:34
about it. But amazing funny. I would have assumed good one was a
56:37
woman's name. Interesting. No, he's the guy that looks like Sean Bean
56:40
if I remember correct. Yeah, just look at it like Sean is the
56:44
person. And then Ethan's the guy who looks like Tom Cruise. But that's
56:46
because he's Tom Crase's cousin. Oh is he really Yeah, he looks he
56:52
looks like someone took Tom Cruise and Nathan Fillion and we're just like, guys,
56:59
you just named Dane. That's like, that's like saying that's like saying
57:01
Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon had a baby together, John Cena, what are
57:07
you talking about? I did not see that coming. The fun fact one
57:14
of my one of the exciting things is I believe Ethan Ram says he's from
57:19
Canada, and like I think he says like Ottawa or Toronto or something.
57:22
I think he's like a Canadian. Oh yeah, I remember there's a weird
57:25
like and then Canadians well for no reason. I think through there's a run
57:30
of like every time someone is from Canada, they end up being evil or
57:34
like an ask if I remember correctly. I don't know if it's just the
57:37
one time Ethan is definitely from Canada, but I think it happens again I'm
57:42
Canadian and they end up big a bag the trumpes. That's all it is,
57:45
Yeah, exactly, he says to Canadian he has to be good.
57:51
His name is also one of the things I ran into a lot is his
57:53
name is also an anagram of other man, and I almost put that in
57:58
the last question, but I didn't. I love that. I love bad
58:02
anagrams things. Well, if it's any indication I got, I had no
58:08
idea for any of those, so I can't feeling about those. But they
58:12
also sounded like the main others, so I'm dreading what are others are going?
58:15
So your list Eloise Hawking, Tom Friendly, Caitlin Cruz, Alice Fowler,
58:25
Horace good Speed, All right, this is others Odamer initiative. Correct.
58:30
Yes, it's not survivors, not survivors. Okay, I'm pretty confident,
58:36
actually true, I'm actually pretty incredible. I could probably run down Curious.
58:39
The only one that like stuck in my head was Horace Goodspeed as not
58:45
a real one, but but he is a real one. So I'm going
58:46
to say, I'm going to say Horace good Speed is real. Correct,
58:51
We're gonna say Eloise Hawking is real good yes, And we're gonna say Tom
58:54
Friendly is real wow, the fakest one. Yes, Tom Friendly, way
59:00
too weird to not be real. That was my only like one, mister
59:02
Friendly, mister Friendly with the fight be Oh yeah, I remember that sounds
59:07
familiar. One of the canonically queer characters in the show. Yes, yes,
59:13
it's a it's a wrath again lost because it was the two thousands,
59:15
but friendly absolutely revealed in the flashback. Yeah, I've enjoying being here Gang
59:21
and I love it togather. Well that's the end of round one. Let's
59:27
look at the computer in the bunker to see if it has the numbers,
59:30
I mean the scores. Nice, we have bird walking this way, snakes
59:37
read two reads, three reads. The lockouts are on twelve points and for
59:46
eight fifteen, sixteen twenty three, fuck you are on thirteen points. Yes,
59:53
up next is round two. I'll type in the numbers so we don't
59:58
all die. You go listen to ads see you after this. Round two
1:00:08
is called pitch it. Network Television wants to make a major comeback, and
1:00:15
Lost is the answer. Season seven. Baby, I am a Becca Network
1:00:21
ABC Network by ranking executive with a non named major broadcasting network, and I'm
1:00:28
not very creative. Let's be real, I'm restarting a long finished show rather
1:00:32
than making a new one for Christ's sake. So I need you, junior
1:00:36
execs, to come up with some money making ideas to engage audiences or driving
1:00:40
up viewing figures here. That's what we're doing points on like the profitability references.
1:00:47
For former fans, we want to bring them in. How do we
1:00:51
get the new viewers in? I want you to pitch me season seven of
1:00:58
Lost. Now, we went with the lockouts first for all of the first
1:01:01
round, so I'm tempted to go with four eight, fifteen, sixteen,
1:01:05
twenty three fuck you first, let's do it. I've been thinking about season
1:01:07
seven, Season seven I've lost for the last decade. Oh my good god.
1:01:10
Well I have some weird ideas for this one. Yeah, if you
1:01:13
want to stop, Drew, I'll be able to pick up on whatever you
1:01:15
put down for show, and I think you'll like mine. Drew. We'll
1:01:19
start with you for one minute, and then after that minute we will throw
1:01:22
over to Matt to complete your argument. Three two one doo. So I
1:01:29
don't think many no TV show has done this yet, but I think something
1:01:32
we see a lot are when TV shows we want to see a remake,
1:01:37
Like people go like I would love to see the show so many years later,
1:01:39
redone with better quality or different actors, or like you know, like
1:01:43
a better visual. So the network gives in and does it but then they
1:01:47
very sneakily change a little bit. So you're watching the show and you're like,
1:01:52
oh, yeah, it's the show. I love it. No,
1:01:53
and it's like better and it's updated, but like, oh, that didn't
1:01:58
happen in the original why would they? And then slowly but surely we find
1:02:01
out maybe it isn't a remake per se. Recently the Final Fantasy franchise to
1:02:07
this with Final Fantasy seven, where they made a Final Fantasy seven literally subtitled
1:02:13
remake, and it actively has things coming into the world and changing the storyline,
1:02:17
like as if it's trying to keep things on like a rail. A
1:02:21
little bit about Loki Vibe two of like, yes, there's a way the
1:02:24
show was supposed to go, but things aren't going the way they're supposed to
1:02:28
go, so let's break things, switching to Matt Okay, I love this,
1:02:31
Drew. We've dealt with flashbacks, flash sideways, flash forwards. We're
1:02:36
dealing with flash alternate here because within the canon of Lost, like Drew said,
1:02:40
as we start things out, it seems like, oh, they're just
1:02:43
remaking Lost. That's a different Jack, that's a different whatever. But we
1:02:45
find out about halfway through the first season that the previous cannon already happened and
1:02:51
has happened in a different timeline. What's everything about now? Multivers is welcome
1:02:54
to the Lost Multiverse. The Island you Love exists, so does they Silent.
1:03:00
But this one is about Jacob trying to find the best possible candidate without
1:03:07
as many people dying. So this is a This is an attempted redo by
1:03:10
the gods of the show if and indeed the Executi produces are the gods of
1:03:15
the show, so both canon and non canon, to find the candidate without
1:03:20
as many popular characters being killed off. So this time they can have the
1:03:22
Network TV dream of just all the characters live and Jin doesn't die as many
1:03:28
times amazing things I loved were within this. I don't want to give away
1:03:36
the things that I loved because there is another team that is going to go,
1:03:43
and I want to be as impartial as possible. The lockouts are you
1:03:46
ready? Yeah? You got day? I got it, I got it,
1:03:52
don't you worry? Okay, let's go. Now. We have seasons
1:04:00
of pre existing lore and television, and if we've learned anything, writers are
1:04:04
bad and lazy, so we don't need to write anything else, everything's already
1:04:11
happened. But we have a whole, as we've learned recently, cast of
1:04:14
characters that we never saw. So we tap into the potential of sexy blue
1:04:18
striped Shirt and her other survivors, and we see what's happening at the beach
1:04:26
and at the caves. From the other side of the show. We've seen
1:04:30
what happened with Jack and Kate and Sawyer and great, but when they're out
1:04:33
doing adventures, what's happening back home in the different bases and the different camps.
1:04:39
And now you have all these new characters that we already like, we
1:04:44
know the story, and it's great. You don't have to like put in
1:04:45
any work in developing. All you have to do is cast these sexy people
1:04:51
to be the secondary auxiliary cast. On top of that, I think,
1:04:57
not only do we not have to hire writers, because as we've learned,
1:05:00
fuck them. The other thing that we can do is, while I was
1:05:04
listening to the summarization video, everyone had a fucking true love. Oh my
1:05:12
god, it's it's Penny, and it's it's what Howard, whatever is talk
1:05:15
whatever. Everyone has a goddamn true love. So what we do is we
1:05:19
cast a lot of sexy people. We we cut to them. There's a
1:05:24
clip of Lost blah blah blah. Jack. We cut and we get to
1:05:27
the sexy people, and what are they doing. They're finding their one true
1:05:30
love? Oh my god, on this island. Listen, listen, gang,
1:05:36
we got it in the bag. We we we We censored the nudity,
1:05:40
but there's lots of sexy times. There's lots of drama. Oh,
1:05:44
I got a darm initiative, a whole research facility. We gotta, we
1:05:47
gotta research each other. You know what I mean. We call it part
1:05:55
island. You know it's gonna say, did you just pitch Love Island?
1:06:00
Shout out? I was gonna say, I just picture the Lost logo on
1:06:03
that black background fading him, but just Love Island. Yeah, it could
1:06:06
have been Worsking. Before Dane's pitch, I was like Survivor, Do Survivor.
1:06:13
I'll be so honest. My other idea was like, just do Survivor
1:06:15
and then have it slowly revealed that it isn't the reality show and it's actually
1:06:19
like a weird drama like fake out for the audience. That's just a good
1:06:24
idea in general. Yeah, a good TV series for the future. Yeah,
1:06:27
yeah, but we didn't pitch that some incredible ideas. Oh man,
1:06:30
I also request it in your reboot of the show. She never gets a
1:06:34
name. She is always just blue striped shirts xy earl. She's she's still
1:06:39
in the background. Yeah, she's never We just she's in every scene.
1:06:44
It's always on her and everything's happening around her, and we just get like
1:06:46
the flavor of the week TikTok Star. She changes every fucking week as well
1:06:50
as long as she's wearing that shirt. It doesn't SSG as the the any
1:06:58
is yea. On multiple websites, Lost fans will think that all the changing
1:07:01
actors are some kind of theory and represent something about the future, like oh,
1:07:05
changing the TikTok Star again. Yeah, you accidentally like fuck up canon
1:07:10
or you fuck up like continuity or whatever. People are like what does it
1:07:14
mean? You're like, yeah, great, figure it out, nerds,
1:07:15
Yeah right righte this for us. Who needs AI We have nerds. Just
1:07:21
get on Reddit and figure out what happens next. So from four eight,
1:07:27
fifteen, sixteen twenty three, fuck you. I loved the idea of like
1:07:30
there's little twists that goes as we go through that's the type of thing that
1:07:35
we loved from that's the type of thing that we loved from lost. The
1:07:39
old fans they're gonna love it because it's got the same things, but like
1:07:43
ooh, a new flavor. New fans are gonna love it because they get
1:07:45
to see the show without having to go back and watch the old show.
1:07:47
Love this fucking love reality shows way into her heart. So this is this
1:08:00
is tough. I did say that there would be points awarded specifically for getting
1:08:05
former fans and new fans in. So I am going to go four points
1:08:12
two four, eight, fifteen, sixteen, twenty three. Fuck you three
1:08:15
points to the lockouts. Oh nice, love that I thought they were going
1:08:17
to get five points. That's fair. You got the you got the points
1:08:21
the things I said points for, you made sure to hit them, all
1:08:25
right, I will honor. So next round, I don't have to make
1:08:28
a show where it's them all crocheting while doing science and lesbians. Just yes,
1:08:36
now, hold on, hold on, you don't have to not not
1:08:39
do that. I mean, we can do that, but it's my pitch
1:08:43
for next round. Scientific crocheting lesbians. My god, it sounds like a
1:08:47
great tabletop RPGN the botany. So many plants are named after a vaginas because
1:08:58
it was the only thing, only way that lesbians could go out unattended.
1:09:00
I'm just going to say, that's just a good life fact. That's just
1:09:02
that's nothing to do with lost and that garden an awful lot. Actually,
1:09:08
maybe Julia helped her. There is there is a station called the Orchid.
1:09:14
There we go, your next pitch, MOV no segue, So whatsoever speaking
1:09:26
of orchids? Your next pitch. We want to take the last phenomenon out
1:09:32
of television. We want to X band this. We know there was a
1:09:36
video game, but we're going to forget about the fact that there was a
1:09:39
video game. Pitch me a lost video game. You know, we're going
1:09:44
to start with four eight, fifteen, sixteen, twenty three. Fuck you
1:09:46
again. We're going to start with them again. Consistency within the round.
1:09:50
I'm guessing I'm going to start this time the less knowledgeable person about video games,
1:09:55
then leading into the more knowledgical person. Yeah. I have an advantage,
1:10:00
so please take it away. I haven't thought of anything. Okay,
1:10:04
we could, we could do we could I can breathe for a little bit.
1:10:06
We can do no. No, it's I normally make people do this
1:10:10
against the clock without any forethoughts, so I've got to live it as well.
1:10:14
But can I just say right now, I hate it? Why do
1:10:15
I do this to people? Take your medicine? Okay, right, just
1:10:25
because I just said it, We're gonna do that thing that I'm forgetting the
1:10:29
name of the genre now, But it's resource management, like like animal crossing,
1:10:32
that kind of thing. But it's the survivors on the on the beach
1:10:35
on the island. I know it makes more sense to go with like a
1:10:38
mystery, but I think that's what the Bad Game did. So we're gonna
1:10:42
say it's like you ten, you play a son, and you ten sons
1:10:45
garden, but you also have to request other items that people go out hunting.
1:10:49
You've got to send John Locke and Boone out hunting. Is Boone gonna
1:10:54
die? Maybe? And you've got to keep as many people alive as possible
1:10:59
while spending off things like the black Smoke Monster attacks from the others. You
1:11:03
hear whispers in the night and you're like, what's this. Spend fifty carrots
1:11:08
to stop the whispers. That's the kind of thing that are in these sorts
1:11:12
of games, and yeah, that veganism, that's veganism. Ten seconds.
1:11:18
Yeah, you go and you collect supplies and discover you can unlock more areas
1:11:26
of the island as you go. And then I like what you said,
1:11:29
there's no mystery in this game, but there are things that don't add up.
1:11:32
And maybe if you're working with other people over the reddits and iterant and
1:11:36
discords, you start piecing together weird things like hey, in my game,
1:11:42
whenever this character says something, he always ends it with a bit of weird
1:11:45
whispers. And if a bunch of people put their stuff together, they figure
1:11:47
out it's a URL and it leads to a website. We've got a full
1:11:51
arg on top of a very fun and casual, adorable farming sin game that
1:11:56
takes place on the island. So you've got this entire mystery going on off
1:11:59
the game that not everyone playing is gonna know, and building this mythos and
1:12:03
digging into more of the world and branching off into other potential products to make
1:12:06
more money for your company. But at it's very big. You have a
1:12:11
game that anyone can enjoy. Yeah, we don't even need the rest of
1:12:15
our time, right, drop drop Mike for three seconds. The game is
1:12:20
called found. Nice, I will I'll tack that onto your three on new
1:12:26
seconds. Incredible take to the logo being called found. But if you like
1:12:30
take the cover of the game and like it really heavily increase the contract,
1:12:33
you can see like almost an amper sand and like more of a logo has
1:12:36
been peeled away and it was lost and found cut qq we A rgs terrible
1:12:44
the lockouts? Dang, can I start this one absolutely please and go all
1:12:50
right? Things I know about loss, there's time travel. There's lots of
1:12:54
deaths. There's a lot of deaths dealing with time travel and the vice versa.
1:12:58
So what genre lya into this and what genre has been having a real
1:13:02
resurgence? And heyday roguelikes. I'd like to expand on this idea as well,
1:13:10
where every time you die you go back in time, right, But
1:13:14
I think the way you do this to expand it and like make it different
1:13:17
from another roguelike is you do like slender Man, but a roguelike because you're
1:13:24
gonna die in a horror first person game. But the idea of slender Man,
1:13:28
especially when you're good at it, it gets boring. But the part
1:13:30
that keeps you coming is like the mystery part, which is one of the
1:13:32
best parts of Lost. So if you make a first person, if you
1:13:35
make it about getting clues where you never really will die, there's no way.
1:13:40
Let's say you avoid some others, Let's say you avoid some movie trims
1:13:43
that Pola Bear, You're gonna die, but you get to unlock more of
1:13:45
the mystery. Absolutely, Yeah, that's the whole thing is. And it's
1:13:49
not just about whether you're going to die, it's who you allowed to die
1:13:55
to see what happens as a waterfall trickle effect. Yeah. Right, So
1:13:59
it's like, yeah, you know, you you've you've progressed far enough in
1:14:02
the game to know that if Boom goes in the fucking helicopter or the plane,
1:14:05
it's gonna crash and he's gonna die. So you can stop that and
1:14:09
see what happens otherwise, but you won't get the dynamite to blow open the
1:14:13
hatch. So you need to start sacrificing people on the island, people you've
1:14:17
grown to love and care about over and over and over too. You need
1:14:21
to be able to like as a recurring theme of loss of letting go,
1:14:26
you have to let go of the people that you've come to love over these
1:14:29
repeated playthroughs in order to progress to the full and satisfactory end of getting off
1:14:35
the island. It's called Last, Mike, It's called Last. It's called
1:14:43
Last. If you put the contrast high, the little line from the A
1:14:46
goes away and it's lost again. Oh shit, Oh my god. Other
1:14:50
than their incredibly derivative title, uh that's I know I'm gonna cost this point.
1:14:59
So that's a fantastic pace And I want to play that game. Oh
1:15:00
yeah, no, like god, like the idea I had initially not as
1:15:04
good as ours, our idea, not as good as I will fully conceive
1:15:09
this one. I will. It's so good because of like with the flash
1:15:13
sideways and the time travel jumping through and the understanding of like that as like
1:15:16
a core element within the game. Incredible. I do think there is like
1:15:21
a certain element of Lost that is like that resource management. How are we
1:15:26
going to feed the group? Should we live here? Should we live there?
1:15:29
Whereas the settlement. So both of these are great ideas. I would
1:15:31
play both of these video games. That was secretly the task is would I
1:15:34
play them? So I will say now before you have scores. The thing
1:15:40
I was going to pitch if I had gone first, would have been Lego
1:15:43
lost play through. Oh very good. I'm going to say for the points
1:15:51
resource management, I'm going to give it three points. It's a solid pitch.
1:15:58
The lockouts. This is getting a fucking full five points. Oh my
1:16:02
god, no, no, I fully I'm fully on board with that.
1:16:06
So good. It hits the like thing that is relevant now in gaming.
1:16:11
Gaming is being becoming really big with television. It hits both the things that
1:16:15
I asked for and also something I fucking love, which is narrative roguelikes.
1:16:19
Let's go. Yeah, congrats. For a second, before you said roguelike,
1:16:23
I was like Prince of Persia dying over and over again in time travel?
1:16:30
How are you making this work? Jason? Thank you? That was
1:16:32
a good pitch. Yeah. For a second I thought you were going to
1:16:39
go like Souls, Like, oh yeah, when you're talking about like dying
1:16:43
over and over again, I was like, okay, but no, roguelike
1:16:45
is the second you said it, I was like, yeah, I know
1:16:47
it, I know you got Can you imagine a Soul's game where the final
1:16:50
boss of the smoke Monster John Locke insane. Get to be fair. The
1:16:55
final boss would be John Locke's just a bald man thing where you get like
1:17:00
a really tough boss fight, and then the smoke creature really tough boss,
1:17:03
and then the final form is John lock in the chair and you're just like
1:17:08
the gimmick in like, no, he's a one shot, Like I don't
1:17:10
get it, but for narrative reasons it works. Yeah, Well, let's
1:17:13
ask doctor Daniel Faraday to calculate the scores. It is all tied up.
1:17:18
Twenty points a piece. Okay, twenty points apiece. That's nice. Round
1:17:24
three is next. First, Can you call me on the twenty fourth of
1:17:28
December eight years from now. It's very important, or you could just come
1:17:32
back after the ads. It's whatever, it's whatever, it's fine, I'm
1:17:42
gonna do that. I'm gonna eight. Yes, I'm my calendar now.
1:17:45
But you have to do that because Pennies your one true love. Who the
1:17:47
hell is that guy? I know that guy? Yeah? Then the constant.
1:17:54
I watched that scene that, like the phone call, probably like every
1:17:59
couple of months because it is TV excellent. That's my That episode is my
1:18:02
rom com like that is It's the perfect love story. No, it's it's
1:18:08
incredible. The soundtrack that the cuts, the edit, Oh yeah, oh
1:18:13
so good. The desperation, Oh yeah, it's it's incredible. Round three
1:18:17
is the reason no, please do please. I was gonna say the reason.
1:18:23
There's a reason I put the Constance as one of my team names.
1:18:26
It's not funny name, it's just the best. It's just beautiful. Round
1:18:30
three is called just fick it in picked sections from Lost related fan fiction Nice,
1:18:39
but I removed phrases. You will need to determine which of the phrases
1:18:44
that I give you as options are from the original fan fiction. Excellent,
1:18:51
let's go the lockouts. In this fan fiction, the Dharma Initiative has an
1:18:57
ice rink, and Juliet and Sawyer are gonna go to the ice rink and
1:19:00
it's adorable. That's the excerpt. So now here they are walking hand in
1:19:06
hand across the lawn. It's got to be at least seventy degrees, even
1:19:11
though it's December. He thinks he's forgotten what it's like to be cold,
1:19:15
except when he pulls open the doors of the wreck room and immediately is blasted
1:19:19
with wind that feels like a a polar Bear's timeshare B fifty industrial strength air
1:19:32
conditioners, Oh my god, or C probably less than seventy degrees. That's
1:19:41
really good. Fust dude. I was like, what is seventy to seventy
1:19:45
degrees? Yeah? Yeah, that's a marriage like freedom units. Yeah.
1:19:54
I was like, that's like I would say, terrible hot, like your
1:20:00
bacon. You're not going to hold hands across the walls. Can I just
1:20:02
say this, Hey, Celsius out ranks fahrenheit on this podcast between the five
1:20:06
of us, so I don't think this podcasts Hell yeah, twenty five welcome
1:20:12
to the metrics system. Wait, it's twenty five degrees. Yeah, that
1:20:17
sound about right. That's what's seventy? Yeah, twenty to twenty five.
1:20:21
I'll probably say they're going indoors, They're going into an indoor rink. It's
1:20:26
okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha old. I was like, also,
1:20:30
twenty five degrees still, yeah, okay for an ice rink? Certainly absolutely.
1:20:36
What are you thinking? My initial knee jerk reaction is the fifty industrial
1:20:41
eric. Yeah, it's the it's the worst written one. It's like it's
1:20:45
the worst one, and like they seem super fixated on temperature, and I
1:20:48
feel like you see on temperature Get America. We get it, seventy degrees,
1:20:59
we got My concern is that they're so deep in the lost sauce to
1:21:03
bring that back that they want to make a Polar Bear reference. Yeah,
1:21:08
that's fair, that's fair. All of these are written like their Doctor Seuss
1:21:12
books, and I love all of them just like and I'm going to slam
1:21:17
the writer here just because if you write fifty air conditioners, what are you
1:21:20
a child? It's like what I think they are most fiction writers are.
1:21:27
This is mad, right. I feel like that level of writing is either
1:21:29
a child or Douglas as if your instinct and gut feeling was the fifty air
1:21:38
conditioners. I I agree with that that Polar Bears are tempting, but I
1:21:42
think it's the fifty the Polar Bears fifty air conditioner or something. Also,
1:21:45
I'm not calling Audra Child for writing these. She's right on par with what
1:21:49
you've done a job. This is time. Yeah, this is really tough.
1:21:55
Did a very very good job. Fifty air conditioners? Yeah correct?
1:21:59
Wow, nice, that's crazy. I really would have gone that one.
1:22:02
Yeah. Same. I think it felt just good enough to be true,
1:22:04
like, oh, we're looking. We're looking to make a lost reference within
1:22:08
the lost fan fiction. Yes, but I also, judging by the rest
1:22:14
of the writing, I don't think they're smart to make that reference. Which
1:22:16
is it's true? I think it's I think it's like a twelve year old
1:22:20
who only knows that, like, the only way things get cold is by
1:22:23
a lot of air conditions. Yeah, also a polar bear time share in
1:22:28
this climate both economically and geographic. Sorry, sorry about that. Please please
1:22:35
roll over there, you are fine? Four eight fifteen. Fuck you.
1:22:41
Yeah. At this point, somehow I feel like that wasn't the name of
1:22:45
the direction to us. Kate and Jack are taking a walk, that's the
1:22:50
premise, Okay. As they walked back to the beach, Jack couldn't help
1:22:55
but look at her. She was radiant in the darkness, like a firefly.
1:23:00
In that moment, he understood why a orpheus couldn't help but look back
1:23:04
at yourrit To have beauty so close to you and have to look away.
1:23:12
That's gross. B they had to tell you not to look at the sun.
1:23:16
The gleam is irresistible. Oh my god, this is hurting me.
1:23:24
See, which doesn't help me either. Yeah, yeah, it's equally likely
1:23:35
that she's laughing at her embarrassment, or yeah, owl City wasn't. Okay,
1:23:45
I'm going to for the benefit. We don't know what is lucky.
1:23:53
The owl City wasn't terrified when ten million fireflies tried tried to tried to hug
1:24:02
him good night. Okay. All three of these are equally plausible, and
1:24:09
I'm going I am going to gamify here just because I have no idea between
1:24:13
the other two. Ordra laughed at that in the way the Audra laughs at
1:24:15
her own. It's a good it's very like, it's a very good joke.
1:24:24
But it's also the kind of thing that I feel like a childhood right
1:24:27
thinking it's romantic. So absolutely, I'm just very confident in the knowledge of
1:24:33
my wife and the way I laugh at my own jokes when they're fucking incredible.
1:24:40
It was an excellent joke, and you know it, don't stare at
1:24:44
the sun. First of all, if she's radiant at night, she's like,
1:24:47
something's wrong. That's like get a Geiger counter and a run. Yeah,
1:24:51
I'm skewt. She eventually lily radiates any time of day, and hey,
1:24:57
Drew, you're getting real close to get on the list just by the
1:25:01
way, for everyone who doesn't know. That was very DM voice there.
1:25:03
For a minute, I got scared I would reaching for Dice. Well,
1:25:08
we may as well roll for this one, because between the first two they
1:25:11
both sound like suitably this kind of fan fiction. What was the first one?
1:25:15
Again? It was Orpheus and euryticy. To have beauty so close to
1:25:20
you and having to look away like that seems like a great line for someone
1:25:25
who knew what the fuck they were doing. Yeah, and I also know
1:25:28
that you have a bit of like mythology in you, so it wouldn't be
1:25:31
out of left field for you to come up with that one. I'm leaning
1:25:34
on the sun. That's a dangerous thing to do. Yeah, yeah,
1:25:41
but I will. I will agree with you, Drew, And let's let's
1:25:43
lean on the sun. Wrong. It was Orpheus and oh but if Collus
1:25:51
it is. I'm mad at myself for that one. Lockouts your second piece
1:25:56
of fan fiction. This is an alternate universe where Charlie's Claire a singer at
1:26:01
a bar. We're getting off now. Yeah, it just makes no sense
1:26:06
whatsoever. But okay, it's so good. Uh. Charlie sat in his
1:26:10
seat and tried not to be obvious while watching the Pretty Girl. She wore
1:26:14
jeans and a flowery peasant top. Through the golden strands of her hair,
1:26:17
Charlie could see her peacock feather earrings dangling. The next sentence is either A,
1:26:24
B, R C A how could he not buy her a pint?
1:26:30
B? Was she looking to attract attention? See? Did she want him
1:26:36
to touch them right off the child? Yeah, that's exactly why I'm down
1:26:46
towards B or C personally. How how is your fashion knowledge? Is peasant
1:26:53
toppling an actual style? Or like I don't know anything about style or fashion
1:26:59
and I would like to know, like is peasant top is she? Are
1:27:01
they trying to imply that she's poor? Like it? It's like a type
1:27:04
of top where it's like slowy at the top and then like gathered. Okay,
1:27:09
I think I know, judging by when this show came out in the
1:27:13
early two thousand, I think I know exactly what you're talking. Yeah,
1:27:15
it's gathered and then it flows out. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:27:19
I do not think this person is old enough to know what buy a pint
1:27:24
is? Right, Like saying pint implies that, like you, you are
1:27:29
a drinker. I think if like from my standpoint in England though we do
1:27:33
stop drinking at twelve, if that I was gonna say, or the UK
1:27:39
or some more adjacent to the UK, like I could see that the childish
1:27:45
mindset of this is like buy a pint, a pint of what. I
1:27:47
don't know. I just I've heard that on TV right, like it's it's
1:27:51
Dominic Monaghan and I've seen him buy a pint in other things. So he's
1:27:55
going to buy a pint in this. Why I don't get that. I
1:28:00
think it's gotta have to do with the ear rings because it's very clothing centric.
1:28:02
Yeh yeah, I think I think they're like do I touch her,
1:28:06
do I approach her? I think it's b B. I think it's b
1:28:12
because here's here's my thing is like, my my rationale for this is I'm
1:28:17
guessing this is written by a teenage girl and reaction, I, Hey,
1:28:24
you don't need to we can all just assume that. I'm sorry, Yeah,
1:28:30
sure, short. I would bet money that the Orpheus reference is a
1:28:32
dude there, but the other two ladies, Uh, this is my my
1:28:41
thought is a lot of like a knee jerk reaction when women are dressed nice
1:28:45
is to accuse them of just wanting attention. I see. So that's that's
1:28:50
where I'm thinking. That's my my rationale is that, like this is a
1:28:56
woman writing a man wanting a woman. Yeah, yeah, I love I
1:29:00
love this round because it's getting in the layers of someone who is like operating
1:29:04
on multiple levels of unhinged. That's that's my my guess. How do you
1:29:10
feel I'll win it, man, I'll win it. Yeah, Like for
1:29:13
me, it's it's almost a thirty three percent chances of each But I like
1:29:15
that round. Yeah, that's a You've done very well making this a nightmare
1:29:23
for us. Yeah, are you locked? But I think I think we're
1:29:26
gonna go with B Yeah it correct. Wow. I think I figured I
1:29:30
had to do this round because whenever I am a player on this round,
1:29:33
I feel so confident. There's been times Matt didn't used to give us options
1:29:39
and I used to get it right. Oh yeah, that's true, that's
1:29:42
true. Yeah, yeah, this was always your round. I remember that
1:29:44
you're writing these questions. Is like, no, no offense to you,
1:29:46
Matt, but this is this is the next next level. Yeah, it's
1:29:48
way better. I feel like Auder is a little more in her element here
1:29:51
than you would be. This is from fuck you. It's the abbreviated name
1:29:57
of your team. Same fan. Okay, shit, damn. I wish
1:30:02
I ain't gone so far into the psychology's notes now. As a musician,
1:30:09
he was intrigued by her talent, but as a normal red blooded man,
1:30:15
Scorry, I have to get it to get back in. He found her
1:30:18
smile mesmeric. She was different though from the girls he was usually drawn to
1:30:25
a blonde for a start, B sober, see young and fresh in appearance.
1:30:34
Oh that's horrible. They are all back. Could be that so so
1:30:40
like they could be making with sober. They could be making a reference to
1:30:44
Charlie's drug use and sort of saying, oh, this is the thing that's
1:30:47
different about this girl. So we're going for like a redemption story for Charlie
1:30:51
off the island kind of thing. So there's some narrative character stuff there,
1:30:56
and funny, I lean that I lean on the same one as well,
1:30:58
but for a different reason in this it's that like if we're kind of going
1:31:00
with Dane's like psychological breakdown of this poor like twelve year old girl ready to
1:31:04
fan pick yeah, profiles that Like, I feel like if you're doing like
1:31:15
that self insert, you're like gonna like paint it as like I'm not like
1:31:19
other girls, and like I'm different and that's why he likes me, and
1:31:24
like being blonde doesn't really feel like something you would like shout out as like
1:31:28
guys don't normally go for blonde girls. Yeah, that's weird. But then
1:31:31
I kind of want to go for the sober one. I think we should
1:31:35
also consider C because I agree A. I think we rule that out.
1:31:40
It doesn't sound either like character enough or fanficky enough. But the third one
1:31:45
sounds very like the sorts of things I've read in fan fiction. Yeah,
1:31:49
that also comes. I still between the two. My heart goes with sober.
1:31:54
It is it is, it makes sense for the characters, and it
1:31:58
would be the better fan fiction to write. So I'm happy to go with
1:32:00
SOFA because, yeah, if you're kidding with the bad fan fiction writing exactly,
1:32:08
Yeah, it has the bad fanfic angle, but I think BE has
1:32:10
a little more heart. Yes, so we're gonna go with B. It's
1:32:13
not B, it's fake. It's say she was different though from the girls
1:32:19
he was usually drawn to young and fresh in appearance. What the fuck?
1:32:25
What is normally I only date old women on their deaths bad. It's hard
1:32:30
for me. I'm really worried that, Like I kind of like moonnighted and
1:32:35
blacked out and wrote these because I worried. I was gonna say, you
1:32:43
had a hardcore on the fucking profile. But this is a twenty eight year
1:32:45
old man's like work, Like, yeah, this was my DM date.
1:32:51
I mean, clearly, if there's ever like a Zodiac Killer who leaves his
1:32:57
clues through fan fiction, they're fucked. I got him and then you'll fight
1:33:02
them. Yeah, zodiac killer on my list. It depends did he get
1:33:11
the loss ending? If he did his fine, let him go. Dan
1:33:15
has the Zodiac Killer like quarter on the edge of a cliff, and it's
1:33:17
like, but I love the ending of loss, like I'll let you go
1:33:20
this time. Hey, tell me what it is, tell me where is?
1:33:25
He understood it, but he still doesn't like it. He's getting John
1:33:30
Locke pushed off a clip. So they've become progressively more romantic. As we're
1:33:39
gonna we're gonna go the last one. This is smut. Let's go oh
1:33:45
hell yeah, lockouts, Jack and Kate on the beach. There's a lot
1:33:48
of Jack and Kate. Let's see if I can straight face breathe these out
1:33:51
loud, he complied, deepening the kiss, moving his tongue to meet hers.
1:34:00
I didn't get in her wet mouth to explore a The supple, silky
1:34:04
flesh, be the soft, delicious flesh. Per see the delicate, velvety
1:34:14
flesh. I'm getting exactly the reaction I was hoping for everyone is this is
1:34:20
tough because at the end of our show, Nile, my co host,
1:34:27
reads bad sex writing as he finds like an exerpt from either fan fiction or
1:34:33
you know whatever, And you've somehow managed to hit all of the words that
1:34:42
I hate. Why isn't that Of all the words you said, comply was
1:34:46
one of the most trouble with it? Like, I don't want to like
1:34:49
the assumption that there's a non in front of that, Like even the by
1:34:54
putt and comply in the story, it implies the existence of non comply.
1:34:58
I don't like it. Yeah, could you give them to me one more
1:35:02
time? The supple silky flesh, the soft, delicious flesh, the delicate,
1:35:10
velvety flesh. Okay, so multiple choice rules. I started just a
1:35:14
fun fact about my thought process. I was like, which one of these
1:35:16
is most accurate to a human mouth? And then I stopped that because that's
1:35:19
not what this game is about at all. No, no, hold on,
1:35:21
hold on, hold, I want to know what you think is the
1:35:25
most accurate. Listen. I like smokers. I want ash and rot in
1:35:30
my mouth. I want you're making out with you. It's gonna taste like
1:35:38
a New York City subway pool. That's against mine, all right, Like
1:35:44
if you're sending a canary first to make sure it's safe. I guess sorry.
1:35:49
The multiple choice thing is, there's two of these answers that start with
1:35:54
soft. The last one starts with silky, the delicious, Supple silky soft,
1:36:00
delicious, delicate, velvety never mind, I lied, So it's a
1:36:05
lot of flesh delicious. Yeah, I included flesh every time suppled silky soft,
1:36:12
delicious, velvet or delicate velvet, velvet delicate. I'm also the way
1:36:17
descriptives for chocolate right now, and I am any. I think supple delicious
1:36:24
will be a new drag name. I mean, I feel like this is
1:36:29
a mad libs to just get an excellent drag name, regardless of you know
1:36:32
what I mean, like soft and silky, velvet delicious. Yeah, it's
1:36:36
like you can heart of hearts. I'm leaning towards delicious. I feel like
1:36:42
bad fan fiction writers describe things as delicious. I want to knee jerk say
1:36:48
yes to you. Okay. However, supple is a leaning post, a
1:36:57
tent pole of bad sex. Right. Supple is like when people write women
1:37:03
some part of their body is supple. Always bad male writers assume women are
1:37:09
just supple all the time. Yeah, you're talking. I don't know what
1:37:14
it means, Sam fucking dude, I'm suppling right now. Yeah, I'm
1:37:20
the supplest one here. We all know. I've reached thirty six years of
1:37:28
age without having an existential crisis. Quite like my fan fiction. I think
1:37:34
you got me. I think I am like ten minutes away from buying a
1:37:41
sports cart. I'm a shoot I'm a shoot soft and supple. I'm a
1:37:49
shoot soft and supple. Well, so it's silky, sucker, God damn,
1:37:55
it's soft and delicious. I think it's I think it's supple. So
1:38:00
are you locking in a supple and silky? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
1:38:05
wrong, delicious, isn't it? Nope? Okay, velvet. So much
1:38:15
fiction, and I just waited for something to make me go yeah, like
1:38:20
a bat. It was velvety. Velvety was my keyword. As soon as
1:38:25
you said velvety, I was like, yeah, that's just imagine licking velvet.
1:38:29
Just do it always do do you not? Yeah? I feel like
1:38:34
I have lvateen rabbit. No, Matt has make your own luck. I
1:38:41
think of if I don't do this, I'm gonna go have to lick my
1:38:44
punishment velvet. You it's a bad thing, it's a positive thing. Yeah,
1:38:51
it's my reward. Had to lick the velvet one direction to make it
1:38:58
like change color. You get to go down. Yeah, it's amazing how
1:39:04
frequently the good and the bad overlap. It's amazing. I'm so afraid to
1:39:09
hear ours, Matt, fuck you Yep, I agreed, yours the horny
1:39:15
part. I'll just read it. It's fine. I'm putting the drink down.
1:39:20
So this is when Ben is like captured by John Locke. Oh ella,
1:39:28
I have to give my mindset right again. Here's the non compliance.
1:39:33
I'm so they don't say I'm here for this. About two seconds they are
1:39:40
he moaned with pleasure and held his breath when eventually John tipped him over the
1:39:45
edge and he spilled all over John's hand. They stared at each other for
1:39:49
a while, unable to find words that A seemed sensible in the situation.
1:39:58
B expressed enough emotion, see demonstrated their devotion. Okay, your guys say
1:40:06
tame compared to us. And there's somebody come in. I don't know if
1:40:14
it's thinking about Terry Quinn with a handful of It's like with any other character
1:40:20
set I would rule out to see almost immediately, But for the two of
1:40:25
them, seem seems way too normal. Yes, they all seem like they'd
1:40:29
fit. Because I'll be honest, I was just still railing from the cheeky
1:40:33
swan hand job that was going on in the little present cell. It's almost
1:40:38
like the person writing these questions was one of those young girls writing fan fiction.
1:40:46
Matt, if you can slip me Audre's AO three team so I can
1:40:49
go find all her old dramatic of them, That's kind of what I'm expecting
1:40:55
here. I think this is are through the ages. God, I wish,
1:41:03
I wish I would just get caught in a time loop. Oh my
1:41:08
gosh. I flipped back to the past, I wrote them, and I
1:41:13
came back to the future for this, and this is the flashforward. I
1:41:18
can't believe I'm gonna say this, But can I hear them one more time?
1:41:20
Place unable to find words that A seemed sensible in the situation, expressed
1:41:28
enough emotion, demonstrated their devotion. Oh my god, it feels Yeah,
1:41:33
I see what you mean, Drew. A and B feel like they make
1:41:35
most sense. But even like even A seems like A really like why would
1:41:40
anyone say that? But it's these two characters exactly. It makes sense.
1:41:44
They're both quite sensible. Why I suppose Locks not too sensible that even in
1:41:48
his like even in his most insane moments, he seemed really down to earth
1:41:51
and like there was a weird lawful to him, like he's driven by he's
1:41:57
lawful evil. Yeah, god, I'm like weirdly okay. Ruling out B
1:42:03
of all things and going with AARC yeah yeah, because ultimate AMB feel like
1:42:09
a similar vibe to me, but as the one I'm drawn to you.
1:42:12
So yeah, let's go with A. Let's let's yeah, I'm good with
1:42:15
A. Yeah, let's do it. A is correct, Yeah, I
1:42:21
got it. That would have been my guess too. To be fair,
1:42:24
I think this is the best written out of all of them. I was
1:42:27
so hard set on C for a while. You really had to pull me
1:42:30
to A. I'm surprised. Yeah, that was a really beautiful description of,
1:42:34
you know, a hand jump. I wanted to specifically do this pairing
1:42:39
because I saw it so much, and so I wanted it back in the
1:42:44
day. I shift them nice. Yeah, very intense, very intense.
1:42:47
They had a lot going on. That's the end of round three. Let's
1:42:50
check the scores. Okay there when Oh this is not golf. Okay,
1:42:56
so they are winning, gotcha? Cool? Nice? The scores we have
1:43:01
fuck you for eight fifteen sixteen twenty three fuck you for the full title are
1:43:05
at twenty one points. The lockouts twenty two five. That's CIA fucking interrogation
1:43:18
profial. This is a nail bier, high scoring nail bier for damn sure.
1:43:27
Before we get to the quick fire around though, let's talk prizes this
1:43:30
episode. Star prize is the concept of salvation and rebirth, but that's less
1:43:35
fun than material goods. So our winning team will receive a round trip ticket
1:43:42
to Sydney, Australia. Oh shit, the flight back is Oceanic Flight eight
1:43:48
fifteen. Your seat is like right at the front, so you are fucked.
1:43:55
Also, we're not even gonna have a magical island adventure, so sorry.
1:43:59
Okay. Up next is our crucial quick fire around, only one point
1:44:03
in it, but first one set of ads. Don't worry, I won't
1:44:08
move the island while you're gone. Our final quick fire around will test your
1:44:17
broader pop culture knowledge, and it's called SI What the heck? As we
1:44:23
know, science is a pretty big element of this show. Scientific research scientific
1:44:30
organization, as well as that supernatural island unlost. This leads to tons of
1:44:36
scientific research being done on this island. In this game, I will give
1:44:40
our players clues to other equally bold scientific organizations. In fiction, the clues
1:44:45
will be in the form of a businessman talking on his phone loudly to a
1:44:49
co worker about his job so that everybody knows he's a big business boy.
1:44:55
Your job will be to identify what SI tech organization this braggert works at.
1:45:00
Okay, and there is a course a classic gate leapers twist after the organization.
1:45:06
You need to say, we get it. You work at blank?
1:45:12
Okay, Okay, Yeah, I thought it was gonna be initiative. I
1:45:15
was really just like, I was like, I know where this is going.
1:45:18
It's quick fire. So we'll buzz in yelling out your team name.
1:45:21
Let's practice that now. Fuck youre four locked out, locked out the quickest
1:45:29
number. But it's gonna be because you're gonna say fuck, and you're gonna
1:45:31
say lock. I'll change mine to ano, but I'll go. I'll go,
1:45:35
I'll say like eight cuck cool, cool, cool, cool, thank
1:45:38
you. We'll have I have an example question for us. I'm gonna hold
1:45:41
my phone so that I feel like a big business boy. Yep, I
1:45:44
must. Yeah, I'll have that report to you by Tuesday. Absolutely.
1:45:47
Our new intern, Gwen Stacy, will send it right over. Locked four.
1:45:53
I heard lock first, and we get it. You work it on
1:45:55
us CORP. Correct? Nice, Okay, okay, you can interrupt me
1:45:59
at any point. Yeah, I'm headed back to the enrichment center in Michigan
1:46:02
right now. I'll send over those portal guns the second ironic la, Oh
1:46:09
fuck, we get it. You work at Absturgo incorrect. Oh no,
1:46:15
no, it's no, we get it. You work at Aperture Science.
1:46:19
You're a big business boy. Nice correct, damn it. I don't.
1:46:28
Don't ask where the orange one is. I don't care what it takes.
1:46:30
Just get me those eggs. I don't care. If the Queen gets mad,
1:46:32
she can lay some more. I'll send one hundred teams to that planet
1:46:35
if it. If that's what it takes to get me to Xenopore eight,
1:46:42
we get it. You work at Wait? Okay, do you even help
1:46:50
you with the whole thing? The thing that was in my head that felt
1:46:54
like it was wrong, I now realize is I was gonna say Utani because
1:46:57
it is Wayland's Utani Corporation, right correct? Yeah, yeah, that works,
1:47:01
that works. I was gonna just say I couldn't. Was like,
1:47:03
it's Whylan. I know, I see the shirt everywhere. Yeah. I
1:47:05
froze because like all I could think of was Utanni, and I was like,
1:47:09
shit, what's the second like thing that actually worked perfectly for you guys.
1:47:14
I don't have the bandwidth for that project, with the custom paint jobs
1:47:16
on the jeeps and moving seats in that theater for the presentation, I don't
1:47:21
have time to look at the electric fences and acted luck oh but yes,
1:47:27
oh fuck. I don't know what the science thing is called. But we
1:47:29
get it. You work at Jurassic Park. I will accept Jurassic Park Laboratory.
1:47:32
Okay, Oh, laboratory okay, Hammond Creation Lab is the formal title.
1:47:36
Uh, let's not reinvent the wheel here. We can provide a suit
1:47:41
that can give you superhuman strengths, durability, ability to fly, provide an
1:47:45
a fourth web. True, Yeah, we get it. You work for
1:47:48
Stark Industries. Correct, Jude, I gotta over I gotta stop overthinking the
1:47:53
comic ones. That's it it was, But Jason, I had the same
1:47:57
thought of you, of like, oh, that seems like a really easy
1:48:00
to be an iron Man one, but like you know what that would work?
1:48:01
Yeah? Yeah, just calling to touch base with that shipment you should
1:48:04
have received from our Albuquerque office. Walter is very interested in keeping this business
1:48:10
alive. Yes, Matt, we get it. You work lock but it's
1:48:15
not. It's not. You work at Breaking Black Block Clocks, Lock Clock.
1:48:19
I actually know it. Can I steal it if I know the actual
1:48:23
name, Oh, the actual name, I'll allow it. We get it.
1:48:25
You work at gray Matter Industries or gray Matter. I was gonna say
1:48:30
the Chicken Place, so I was gonna, oh, the Chicken Place.
1:48:32
Oh, I know that one the science is gray matter. I was gonna
1:48:39
say, act me. I'll be very honest. I was going Wiley because
1:48:43
he's Walter White and the other guy is like something black, and so they
1:48:46
make gray matter. That's not the answer I had. I had super Lab
1:48:51
because it's what they call the big one with the Walter White. Oh well,
1:48:56
he's like I thought it was like the corporation he made with his I
1:48:59
looked it up and gray matter is a breaking bad science corp. Yeah,
1:49:02
so you want to give it to Okay, our organization is nothing if not
1:49:12
data driven. Just send your resume to one USS Enterprise Road Sanford's Starfleet.
1:49:19
All right, we get it. You work at Starfleet is going to jump
1:49:25
on you. Awesome. Honestly, the r O I for this is incredible.
1:49:31
I know he has no powers, but isn't money the greatest superpower?
1:49:34
About that? We get it, Win Enterprises correct? Damn got on that
1:49:43
one. Yeah? Oh no. We can totally save the world from climate
1:49:46
crisis. Absolutely. I can make a couple more death bringers corruptors. We'll
1:49:53
have it all sorted out. Matt, Oh no, I've got the wrong
1:49:58
thing. I was thinking of. Death lot is it is it whatever the
1:50:02
the industry is from friggin' follow with the Fox and Cold. No, no,
1:50:06
no, it's Luck Luck Luck. It's from Horizon zero. Done.
1:50:11
We get it. You work at the place that alloys Well, worked at
1:50:14
it in Horizon zero done. I will give it to someone if they can
1:50:16
tell me who it is. Great, we get it. You worked on
1:50:19
the Gaya program. Oh, we get it. You made hades I,
1:50:29
you built a Lego tall neck. We get it. This is tough.
1:50:32
I don't know who to give it to. I'm having a point for each
1:50:35
team, point for each team as Pharaoh automated solutions. Yeah. Yeah,
1:50:45
I'm only like thirty minutes into the game. Okay, I just started like
1:50:47
a we heo quick before the buzzer. Absolutely, I can spell it d
1:50:53
as in department h A secure it, Matt, we get it. You
1:50:59
work at the Damer Initiative. Yes, that's the buzzer. Before we get
1:51:05
to the final scores, I would like to thank our players. You're welcome.
1:51:11
I didn't right. We'd like to thank you too for hosting you did
1:51:17
jump. Thanks, you've all really really been lost and found? Yeah,
1:51:28
families, the friends we lost and then found along the way Yeah, the
1:51:33
friend we lost Drew Drew, What have you got going on? Carrying Wayward
1:51:42
is nearing the end of season seven. We have a major jump to season
1:51:45
al, I'm being told, so I'm excited for that. I'm always available
1:51:49
for voice acting work at Drew Shelman. If you need me to read you
1:51:54
your smut on A three, I have no shame. I'll be getting in
1:52:00
touch Dane. What do you have going on? I've got two shows.
1:52:06
One is Fuck Buddies. It's a sex and dating advice podcast where we try
1:52:11
to make the world a little safer and sexier in a fun and entertaining way.
1:52:15
You can find that f Buddies podcast dot com. We just won a
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1:52:27
find me on no Quest for the Wicked. I'm the game master there.
1:52:32
That also just picked up two Canadian Podcast Awards for Beth for Outstanding Fiction Series
1:52:38
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1:52:43
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1:52:47
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1:52:56
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1:53:00
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1:53:29
onto the final scores. Ooh it was gone on buddy my nails, hi
1:53:34
up until the very end. Oh four eight, fifteen, sixteen, twenty
1:53:42
three fuck you twenty six points. Wow that sounds good. Wow the lockouts
1:53:49
twenty seven? Who there is the interesting thing if you want to count it
1:53:59
as a HI, you guys gave them a point. Oh yeah for the
1:54:02
Dharma logo. No, that's just that's just Doma Comma paying off. That's
1:54:08
yeah. I wanted to give you the option. No, no, because
1:54:11
that was that was actually in the correct way. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
1:54:15
yeah, no, fair enough I'll concede defeat my child yourself is fis,
1:54:21
but I'm okay. As punishment, I will go rewatch loss when I've
1:54:26
done X files, so in like a year and a half or one summer
1:54:30
vacation. I mean, if I continue being unemployed a lot of time.
1:54:35
Yeah, this this remained. This means that Jason and I have remained undefeated.
1:54:41
We won our last pairing as well. I like this. I like
1:54:45
that for stout Leaper, and I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it was
1:54:49
by one point as well. Last time I think it was. I think
1:54:53
it was a very close win. Last time. We always make it close
1:54:56
kind of on purpose. No, Matt, we did really good and it
1:55:01
was. There was no fixing scores. Absolutely before I forget. Would you
1:55:06
like to hear what makes me really mad about? Yeah? Number number thing?
1:55:11
Yes, we heard this. So one of the numbers is twenty three.
1:55:15
Yes, the date the plane crashes is September twenty second, So nine
1:55:23
and twenty two both one off from the other numbers, and so like,
1:55:28
why not August twenty third? Why everything in the show is number focused,
1:55:33
but this one they crashed on nine nine two. I get that. That's
1:55:40
that's super annoying. However, if you're taking a flight from Australia back to
1:55:45
LA you're going the wrong way in the time zones. So technically the flight
1:55:50
took off at twenty three and as soon as it ticked over to not the
1:55:55
right time numbers anymore, that's when it crashed. But that doesn't the right
1:56:00
raising the number sequence the plane. But but again it's still still a nine.
1:56:05
Yeah, the change the D I mean, I don't think is Australia
1:56:11
or a whole months ahead of us. Who knows what happens down? Who
1:56:15
knows hot snowfalls up? It's all crazy. Update. If we're talking about
1:56:19
Wii islands, that's the island. That's fun. We love you our Australian
1:56:24
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1:56:57
and I make the rules. Goodbye. Nice, good job, Aldre,
1:57:02
thank you. I just didn't I didn't look at the last page of the
1:57:08
script. Is what happened? I mean, good job improvising it.