Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Chris Franjola on Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift, Grammy’s, Oscar's, and A-Holes
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- 0:55Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to
- 1:02Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop, your favorite late-in-life daddy. He puts the dad
- 1:06Speaker 2: in daddy. It's Christopher Angiola, former model turned stand-up comic,
- 1:11Speaker 2: devoted husband and father. What are you doing for Valentine's Day, Chris?
- 1:16Speaker 3: Oh, Valentine's Day. Oh, well, I'll be at the Irvine
- 1:19Speaker 3: Improv first, Thursday. That's Thursday.
- 1:21Speaker 2: The 13th.
- 1:21Speaker 3: 13th, February 13th, Irvine Improv.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Valentine's Eve, Eve.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Eve.
- 1:25Speaker 3: So, yeah, come on out.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Valentine's Day.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Nobody wants to go out on a real, you know,
- 1:28Speaker 3: that's like, nobody goes to restaurants on the real day.
- 1:30Speaker 2: No, you want to go to shows. You want to
- 1:32Speaker 2: go to shows.
- 1:33Speaker 3: And then I go to Rava Wines. It's a winery
- 1:35Speaker 3: up in Paso Robles. I'll be there Saturday, February 15th.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Oh, my God. So if your partner, man, woman, whatever,
- 1:42Speaker 2: has not planned a– beautiful weekend here in the, what,
- 1:51Speaker 2: where is Paso?
- 1:52Speaker 3: Paso Robe is about three hours from here.
- 1:54Speaker 2: It's just a little further than Santa Barbara.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Yes, kind of. Yeah. Gorgeous part of the country.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Go see Chris on Saturday.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Saturday night. Rava Wines.
- 2:03Speaker 2: I will be in New York City. You know what
- 2:06Speaker 2: I was with? I was out to do a lesson.
- 2:08Speaker 2: This guy comes up and he's like, what are you doing?
- 2:10Speaker 2: This person we know. And I said, oh, I can't
- 2:14Speaker 2: go to the event at the club or whatever that
- 2:17Speaker 2: we're at, our country club, I said, because I'll be
- 2:19Speaker 2: in New York. Oh, good luck. It's so cold. I'm like,
- 2:23Speaker 2: all right. You know what? I'm going. Like, I'm going.
- 2:25Speaker 2: I know. And the people are going.
- 2:27Speaker 3: People act like you're going to be walking across the
- 2:29Speaker 3: frozen tundra.
- 2:30Speaker 2: I'm not doing Times Square. I am going to be
- 2:32Speaker 2: in Times Square at the Palladium, but we are not
- 2:34Speaker 2: watching the ball drop. No. You're running from the car.
- 2:37Speaker 2: There's jackets. Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 5: It will be.
- 2:39Speaker 2: So doing that, Valentine's Day Friday, then D.C. Saturday the 15th.
- 2:46Speaker 2: And then Red Bank the 16th.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Oh, so a whole fun Valentine's weekend. Yes. Galentine's.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Galentine's, Valentine's, whatever you want to call it. Yes. So come,
- 2:57Speaker 2: depending on where you are, either see me or Chris.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:01Speaker 3: East Coast and West Coast. We got it covered.
- 3:04Speaker 2: We got it covered.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Perfect.
- 3:05Speaker 2: We got it covered. With cover to cover host, Chris Brangiolla.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Here we are.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Chris, I went to fire... Fire Aid.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Last week, Thursday. How was that? You went to the
- 3:15Speaker 3: big concert down there at the all new arena.
- 3:17Speaker 2: So I love it. It's gorgeous. I can't believe that
- 3:22Speaker 2: we have something new and clean in LA.
- 3:24Speaker 3: It's a beautiful new.
- 3:26Speaker 2: So, you know, Peter is good about buying like concert
- 3:30Speaker 2: tickets and stuff like that. So he was like, would
- 3:33Speaker 2: you want to go to this? And I'm like, yeah,
- 3:35Speaker 2: let's go. And so we went and we get there.
- 3:40Speaker 2: I didn't understand that there were two shows going on.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Two separate venues. You had the Forum and you had
- 3:45Speaker 3: where you guys saw yours.
- 3:47Speaker 2: The Intuit.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Intuit. Intuit.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Yeah. What's spelled like Intuit?
- 3:51Speaker 3: Intuit.
- 3:52Speaker 2: Intuit?
- 3:53Speaker 3: It's like a text thing.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Okay.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Oh. I thought it was like, I'm into it. Anyway.
- 3:59Speaker 3: It kind of sounds like that.
- 4:00Speaker 2: So- So we got there and, you know, it was
- 4:05Speaker 2: great seeing lots of people brought their teenagers and stuff.
- 4:08Speaker 2: And it was cool. And every seat is nice and
- 4:10Speaker 2: everything is very luxurious and clean and nice. So, you know,
- 4:14Speaker 2: the tickets were very expensive, which is good. Like they
- 4:18Speaker 2: said they made over $ 100 million. Oh, good. And a
- 4:20Speaker 2: lot of like billionaires matched it and all this other stuff.
- 4:23Speaker 2: So that was all good. But I didn't understand– that
- 4:27Speaker 2: this other show started, I guess, at like five?
- 4:30Speaker 3: It seems to be, yeah.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Because when I got there, we got there, our show
- 4:33Speaker 2: was starting at 7.30 or whatever. And then I was like, oh, wait,
- 4:36Speaker 2: it's already starting. He goes, no, that's the other show.
- 4:38Speaker 2: So then you, as we were sitting, while they were
- 4:41Speaker 2: changing artists, we would watch the other show.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:46Speaker 2: So like Stevie Nicks and Red Hot Chili Peppers were
- 4:50Speaker 2: at the other show.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:51Speaker 2: And my show had Billie Eilish and it had- Olivia Rodriguez.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Katy Perry.
- 4:59Speaker 2: The Grace Girl. Rodrigo. Gracie Adams, who is J.J. Adams' daughter.
- 5:03Speaker 4: J.J.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Abrams.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Sorry, Abrams.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:05Speaker 2: J.J. Abrams' daughter.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Right.
- 5:07Speaker 2: And she's beautiful.
- 5:08Speaker 3: She was excellent.
- 5:09Speaker 2: And, you know, all those girls are L.A.-born nepo babies
- 5:15Speaker 2: that have grown up to be beautiful, successful, really talented.
- 5:19Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Artists.
- 5:20Speaker 2: And it's just, I was like, yeah. Like, I was, like,
- 5:23Speaker 2: looking at the Gracie girl, I'm like, her body's bangin'.
- 5:26Speaker 2: But she had like dark, like I was like, all
- 5:30Speaker 2: these girls are looking like very low key, clean cut now.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Like these new girls.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Like even Olivia Rodrigo, like she had a sexy little
- 5:39Speaker 2: outfit on, but it was still like freshly washed hair.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Like it was like, these girls were like, like who
- 5:46Speaker 2: you want your daughter to grow up to be, you know?
- 5:48Speaker 3: Well, you know, it depends on who you are.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Yeah. And so she's ready. So they were all great. Okay. Excellent. Yeah.
- 5:55Speaker 3: And it's funny because I felt like I watched it
- 5:58Speaker 3: and I felt like the applause from people was the
- 6:01Speaker 3: biggest when you had like a Gracie Abrams and things like,
- 6:04Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm just so at it. Cause then
- 6:06Speaker 3: Rod Stewart comes on and I, I mean, it felt
- 6:09Speaker 3: like he was like, who's this old time?
- 6:11Speaker 2: Well, because like a lot of people brought their teenagers. Yeah.
- 6:14Speaker 2: But it was kind of fun because, you know, because
- 6:17Speaker 2: then they would sing along, but they were like, you'd
- 6:20Speaker 2: hear it all around. And the girls were really good singers.
- 6:23Speaker 2: So I kind of enjoyed like the sing along.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 6:26Speaker 2: And then Katy Perry was there. And then we looked in.
- 6:30Speaker 2: So Peter's like, look, look. And there was this guy,
- 6:32Speaker 2: like probably a 35 year old guy and this really
- 6:34Speaker 2: attractive model looking girl. And they had two rows for
- 6:39Speaker 2: themselves and a security guard. And I was like, oh
- 6:43Speaker 2: my God. So I'm imagining the whole thing. I'm like, no,
- 6:46Speaker 2: this guy has a lot of money and they don't
- 6:50Speaker 2: need security, but he's showing her like, when we go
- 6:53Speaker 2: to something, we're going to have private security. I'm going
- 6:55Speaker 2: to buy all the seats around. So you don't have
- 6:57Speaker 2: to sit next to a stranger. Because I was sitting
- 7:00Speaker 2: next to a guy like coughing with a mask on it.
- 7:03Speaker 2: You know, I was like, Peter, look at that guy
- 7:05Speaker 2: got all the seats for his girl, you know, and
- 7:07Speaker 2: they're like, she's like 23 or whatever. So I'm imagining
- 7:10Speaker 2: the whole backstory of how they met.
- 7:12Speaker 3: So you never found out who it was?
- 7:13Speaker 2: No, I did. It was Katy Perry. It was she went,
- 7:16Speaker 2: Katy Perry sat down in these and then all her
- 7:18Speaker 2: people came and they were saving the rose for her.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Oh, got it.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was like, oh, this isn't like I'm
- 7:23Speaker 2: thinking like Sugar Baby. How did she meet him? What
- 7:28Speaker 2: if this is all a scam? He's an L.A.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Grifter.
- 7:31Speaker 2: What if he didn't even pay for these tickets? Like
- 7:33Speaker 2: I'm going through the whole thing. And then it was
- 7:34Speaker 2: just Katie.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Katie Perry's uncle.
- 7:36Speaker 2: She was very sweet. Sat down. Little girls came behind her.
- 7:39Speaker 3: She took photos.
- 7:40Speaker 2: She was. She was very gracious and cute, you know?
- 7:43Speaker 2: And so, and whoever these other kids were with, I
- 7:46Speaker 2: don't know if they were the agent's kids or whatever,
- 7:48Speaker 2: these teenagers, but it was going long. It was going long.
- 7:51Speaker 3: That's the problem when you go, when I go to
- 7:53Speaker 3: a lot of those concerts, there's a lot of different acts.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:55Speaker 3: And, you know, you see every now and again, I'll
- 7:58Speaker 3: pop in one you like, but then you got to
- 8:00Speaker 3: wait a while to get to the others.
- 8:02Speaker 2: These moved and then in between were like the stories,
- 8:05Speaker 2: you know, and every person they had that was just
- 8:07Speaker 2: a regular person, I was kind of shocked that they
- 8:10Speaker 2: could get up and speak so eloquently. I'm like, did
- 8:13Speaker 2: they do a little bit of an audition? Because I'm like,
- 8:16Speaker 2: not one person. And these people were just like, I'm
- 8:18Speaker 2: a teacher or I'm not. I mean, even a teacher
- 8:20Speaker 2: has to stand up in front of people and probably
- 8:22Speaker 2: has good speaking skills. But like another person was just like,
- 8:25Speaker 2: I take care of my like sick parents and you know,
- 8:28Speaker 2: and this kid is just standing in front and like
- 8:30Speaker 2: being funny and like, like you would have thought it
- 8:33Speaker 2: was really crystal. I'm like, how did they, is this
- 8:36Speaker 2: really what, maybe this is the magic of LA. Like
- 8:38Speaker 2: everybody is pretty great. You know, it's funny.
- 8:40Speaker 3: As I watch it, I thought the same thing. I'm like,
- 8:42Speaker 3: these people are composing themselves pretty well for being in
- 8:45Speaker 3: front of a big crowd and live.
- 8:47Speaker 2: And they've just been through the most traumatic thing of
- 8:48Speaker 2: their life and they're like, so.
- 8:50Speaker 3: Maybe there's people backstage who are stumbling.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Get out of here. Like we're, we don't cut short
- 8:55Speaker 2: when you feel like you're not strong enough. No, because
- 8:56Speaker 2: everybody they had was like, Really great. So that was
- 9:00Speaker 2: that was really cool. And then, you know, loved the Billie.
- 9:03Speaker 2: I mean, I love Billie Eilish. I love a brother
- 9:05Speaker 2: sister situation.
- 9:07Speaker 3: They're both very good.
- 9:08Speaker 2: And I just realized every time I saw their mom,
- 9:12Speaker 2: why something was like I know she was an actress,
- 9:15Speaker 2: but something was coming to me like what she was
- 9:18Speaker 2: at the groundlings. like a little ahead of me.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Oh, Billie Eilish's mom?
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yes.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 9:23Speaker 2: She was a regular member and teacher.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 9:26Speaker 2: And so all of a sudden I started to see
- 9:28Speaker 2: like the boards of like, because if you walk into
- 9:31Speaker 2: this sketch theater that I used to do, the Groundlings,
- 9:34Speaker 2: they'd have black and white photos of past Right. And
- 9:39Speaker 2: they would never take them down. So it's like you
- 9:42Speaker 2: would see ones with, you know, all the greats or
- 9:45Speaker 2: whatever from SNL. And I remember seeing her, like, doing, like,
- 9:49Speaker 2: a sketch. And I'm like, oh, my God. So then
- 9:53Speaker 2: I started looking up all the stuff. And I'm like, yeah,
- 9:55Speaker 2: they homeschooled the kids. She homeschooled her kids because she
- 9:58Speaker 2: was just like– and she has a huge musical background too.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Right.
- 10:02Speaker 2: As well as like going the comedy route but then
- 10:05Speaker 2: also like wrote a movie. So– I don't know. I
- 10:08Speaker 2: just think that whole thing is just like so impressive.
- 10:11Speaker 3: I'm a fan. Yeah. I mean, she goes the other
- 10:14Speaker 3: direction because most everybody, at least we'll talk about the
- 10:17Speaker 3: Grammys in a second, but I feel like everybody was like,
- 10:19Speaker 3: you know, just a bodysuit or naked.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Yes.
- 10:22Speaker 3: But not, Billie Eilish just goes with big giant pants.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Giant pants. Well, that's her.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Thing right now. She has such a beautiful face. And
- 10:30Speaker 2: then just, it's just so sweet to like see the brother, like,
- 10:33Speaker 2: playing guitar and then, you know, and then she's like
- 10:37Speaker 2: to him and he's like, no, it's you. And I'm like,
- 10:40Speaker 2: I don't know to anybody that has more than one kid.
- 10:43Speaker 2: It's like your dream that your kids would like, that
- 10:46Speaker 2: they get along and like, like each other and no
- 10:48Speaker 2: one seems to be jealous or like, yeah, I'll be
- 10:51Speaker 2: the guitar player and you can be the star. Like
- 10:53Speaker 2: we all know his name's Phineas, but it's like Phineas isn't,
- 10:56Speaker 2: I don't know. Everything about it is so great.
- 10:59Speaker 3: I don't know if you noticed. What they do in
- 11:01Speaker 3: those type of concerts is they basically put the people
- 11:04Speaker 3: on what is kind of a lazy Susan. Right.
- 11:07Speaker 2: They turn them.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Yes.
- 11:08Speaker 3: And they turn them. So you do three songs.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Right.
- 11:11Speaker 3: That's kind of a good thing. No, it was great.
- 11:12Speaker 3: You don't have to go through the new material.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Hit them with the hits. And we got to see
- 11:17Speaker 2: Jelly Roll. Yeah. So he did like his one hit
- 11:21Speaker 2: and then he did a cover of, God, I can't
- 11:23Speaker 2: remember his. Some like Hollywood rock star, and he had
- 11:26Speaker 2: Travis Barker.
- 11:27Speaker 3: He did Bob Seger, Hollywood Nights.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Hollywood Nights, and oh my God, and he had
- 11:31Speaker 2: Travis Barker do the drums, and that was just perfect. Yeah.
- 11:35Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, everyone knows this one song,
- 11:38Speaker 2: and then you do a cover. A lot of them
- 11:39Speaker 2: did covers.
- 11:40Speaker 3: A lot of them did covers, yeah.
- 11:41Speaker 2: And I thought that was really like hot, like LA
- 11:43Speaker 2: iconic covers, and that was cool.
- 11:45Speaker 3: That was cool. But then at one point, they moved
- 11:48Speaker 3: the Lazy Susan on Stevie Nicks, and I don't think
- 11:50Speaker 3: they told her it was going to be a role. Yeah.
- 11:52Speaker 3: She almost, I was like, oh no, she stopped. She
- 11:56Speaker 3: just finished Landslide.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Everyone's all into it.
- 11:59Speaker 3: And they just start moving it. Oh, you got to
- 12:01Speaker 3: move on here. Let's go. Brace yourself.
- 12:05Speaker 2: I remember that too. Like, oh my God, that would
- 12:07Speaker 2: freak me out. Okay. So we get to the Grammys. Now,
- 12:12Speaker 2: I had predicted, and thank you to everybody who alerted
- 12:15Speaker 2: me to this.
- 12:16Speaker 3: I remember, I was going to text you. I was like,
- 12:17Speaker 3: your prediction has come true.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I said, there's going to be a time where it's
- 12:20Speaker 2: going to be full vag. First, I said it would
- 12:23Speaker 2: be vag cleavage, which we've had, which is just the groin.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Like a little hole there.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Like between your thigh and the top of your pussy.
- 12:32Speaker 2: It's like there's a little cleavage. There's a lot of
- 12:35Speaker 2: that that's been going on in the last few years.
- 12:38Speaker 2: And then now full vag, thanks to Kanye's coercive control
- 12:43Speaker 2: over Bianca Sensori or not. I've always been saying, is
- 12:47Speaker 2: she 100% in on it? Is she getting paid attention?
- 12:50Speaker 2: Per month to do this.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Is she. What is your, what is your, what do
- 12:56Speaker 3: you think?
- 12:56Speaker 2: I mean, I go back and forth. At this point,
- 13:01Speaker 2: they had a lip reader on. Right. Who said that
- 13:03Speaker 2: he said right before she took off the jacket, time
- 13:06Speaker 2: to make a scene. Oh. And then she had to
- 13:10Speaker 2: take it off. Yeah. And so she was completely naked.
- 13:13Speaker 3: She had like a mink coat on or something.
- 13:15Speaker 2: She has a hairless pee. Yeah. And so that's hairless.
- 13:21Speaker 2: And then just a sheer dress. I mean, a sheer
- 13:25Speaker 2: mini dress. I mean, she's 100% naked.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Right.
- 13:27Speaker 2: I'm kind of surprised that Instagram let me keep this
- 13:30Speaker 2: photo up.
- 13:31Speaker 3: I know. There was a lot. Even something like the
- 13:34Speaker 3: New York Times had this picture up. The little black bar.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And I guess they weren't invited to start.
- 13:43Speaker 2: They were asked to leave. And again, though, I don't... No,
- 13:48Speaker 2: like there's times where I'm like, this is so terrible.
- 13:51Speaker 2: And then I'm like, then there's the other side of like, well,
- 13:54Speaker 2: you know, we were born nude, cavemen were nude, nudists. Yeah,
- 13:57Speaker 2: it didn't bother me too much.
- 13:59Speaker 3: Maybe she's just.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Like, I mean, but maybe it's not bothering her is
- 14:03Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Maybe she's like, but then it's also
- 14:07Speaker 2: really weird because like, first of all, she has an
- 14:09Speaker 2: incredible body.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Yeah, she can pull it off. The boobs look to
- 14:12Speaker 3: be real. They do.
- 14:13Speaker 2: She has a great face. And- Eventually– the way she
- 14:19Speaker 2: met him is she had like a real education and
- 14:21Speaker 2: a real job.
- 14:21Speaker 3: She was like an interior designer or something, right?
- 14:23Speaker 2: Yeah, like an architectural designer or something. So I'm like–
- 14:27Speaker 2: like– did you ever want to even be like famous
- 14:31Speaker 2: or a model? Like, cause you weren't really going down
- 14:33Speaker 2: that route as like a young adult. So like now
- 14:35Speaker 2: you're like one of the most famous people walking around
- 14:39Speaker 2: because you're with this guy and it's because you are
- 14:42Speaker 2: wearing these outlandish naked, naked things. Yeah. Like what is
- 14:46Speaker 2: the end goal?
- 14:47Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's what, I mean, at this point,
- 14:50Speaker 3: like spin her off into a record or something. Like
- 14:52Speaker 3: why not just let her She could model through some song,
- 14:57Speaker 3: I think. She's not being an actress. She's not being– No, because.
- 15:00Speaker 2: I don't think he wants that. I don't think he
- 15:03Speaker 2: wants it to be that she's just– I think there's–
- 15:07Speaker 2: I'm just hoping that there's some type of– because they
- 15:10Speaker 2: say that they are married, but they're not legally married.
- 15:13Speaker 2: I just hope there's some big financial– situation that when
- 15:17Speaker 2: she does decide to leave or he dumps her or whatever,
- 15:20Speaker 2: or her boobs drop, because I'm sorry, I don't care
- 15:23Speaker 2: all the plastic surgery in the world. Like you're not
- 15:25Speaker 2: going to be doing, you know, look at Angeline. Okay.
- 15:27Speaker 2: It doesn't last forever. Like, are you going to really like,
- 15:30Speaker 2: you're going to definitely need to have nylons then. But like,
- 15:32Speaker 2: so like, what is the financial plan? Like, do you
- 15:35Speaker 2: have homes in your name?
- 15:36Speaker 3: Is she 22 or is she 38?
- 15:38Speaker 2: No, she's like 30.
- 15:39Speaker 3: Okay.
- 15:40Speaker 2: So, I mean, she's still young. She still can have
- 15:42Speaker 2: a lot of years to go naked, but I'm just...
- 15:46Speaker 2: I don't know. Like, you're going to get tired of it.
- 15:47Speaker 2: You're going to get cold. Right. You're going to go like,
- 15:51Speaker 2: this isn't as fun as I thought. I mean, it's
- 15:54Speaker 2: just like.
- 15:55Speaker 3: But also, the funny thing was, this is not the
- 15:57Speaker 3: first time. Like, she's in this outfit at Cheesecake Factory.
- 16:00Speaker 3: All the time. You know what I mean? So it's
- 16:01Speaker 3: not like we were shocked by it.
- 16:02Speaker 2: But this was full naked.
- 16:03Speaker 3: I know, but still, it felt like we've all seen it.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he stopped following everybody but Taylor Swift.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I mean, it's all just to get. Press or whatever.
- 16:12Speaker 2: But they said this could affect this $ 20 million– these
- 16:17Speaker 2: $ 20 million type shows or maybe altogether it's $ 20 million
- 16:20Speaker 2: that he's supposed to be doing in Tokyo. Oh, OK.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Could affect it in what way? Like a morality thing
- 16:27Speaker 2: or they don't like it or they might cancel it
- 16:30Speaker 2: or whatever, which they live like half their time in Japan.
- 16:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:36Speaker 2: I mean I just got to think Kim just being
- 16:37Speaker 2: like– Yeah.
- 16:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:40Speaker 2: I mean, everybody should look at it and just go,
- 16:42Speaker 2: just know who you choose to have kids with. Yes,
- 16:46Speaker 2: our kids are beautiful and they're geniuses and everything, but just...
- 16:49Speaker 2: think about who you want to deal with for the
- 16:52Speaker 2: rest of your life. And if they are, we knew
- 16:55Speaker 2: he was weird when she married him. We didn't think
- 16:57Speaker 2: he was this weird, but we knew he was a
- 16:59Speaker 2: little weird when he was, and we wanted to believe that,
- 17:02Speaker 2: you know, when they, when he asked her to marry
- 17:05Speaker 2: him and will you still love me when I'm no
- 17:07Speaker 2: longer young and beautiful, which I think was the perfect
- 17:10Speaker 2: song for them. Then he gets a lookalike.
- 17:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:14Speaker 2: And she looks so much like Kim.
- 17:15Speaker 3: I know. It's just like, it's, I mean, Yeah, a
- 17:20Speaker 3: couple of the red flags, just like the design aesthetic alone.
- 17:25Speaker 3: We had a comfortable couch? No, cement. Everything was like
- 17:29Speaker 3: cement and just no stark walls.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Well, I remember buying a baby gift for Kim after
- 17:36Speaker 2: North was born, and we knew it was cream, black,
- 17:41Speaker 2: or beige. It was the only item you could buy
- 17:44Speaker 2: for her.
- 17:44Speaker 3: So what did you get her?
- 17:46Speaker 2: I got a Burberry onesie from Neiman's.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Nice.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Cream with just the Burberry collar.
- 17:52Speaker 3: You know, I had a child. I didn't get that.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Would have been nice.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I got you a pink Target thing where five came
- 17:59Speaker 2: in one set.
- 18:00Speaker 3: We loved it. We loved it. That's all we need.
- 18:02Speaker 3: We're simple people.
- 18:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:04Speaker 2: So, and then I'm like, well, eventually this North is
- 18:07Speaker 2: going to say, I want to wear my own clothes.
- 18:09Speaker 2: And she does, you know, but it's like, Kim went
- 18:12Speaker 2: along with all of that. Yeah. And Kim wasn't like that.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Like she did like flashy colored, you.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Know, she does her own thing.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Now she does her own thing now.
- 18:20Speaker 3: She's always crawling around on the floor and like videos
- 18:22Speaker 3: and stuff too, right?
- 18:23Speaker 2: We never talked about that.
- 18:24Speaker 3: That was like a video.
- 18:25Speaker 2: What did you think of the Santa video that she did?
- 18:28Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like in a paneled basement somewhere crawling around.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Santa baby where she's acting like she was in Clockwork Orange.
- 18:34Speaker 2: And what was the point of that? That really didn't
- 18:38Speaker 2: get much buzz either way. No.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Well, it was a holiday thing, so once the holidays
- 18:43Speaker 3: were over, it was the end of it.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, nobody knew the point of that. Were
- 18:47Speaker 2: you trying to shock?
- 18:48Speaker 3: Wasn't it for a clothing line or something? I thought
- 18:52Speaker 3: it was an artist or a clothing designer.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Her skivs?
- 18:56Speaker 3: No, somebody else, some photographer or, you know.
- 18:59Speaker 2: And it was like done like old with the old scratchy,
- 19:02Speaker 2: like a scratchy record and like. It was Clockwork Orange.
- 19:07Speaker 2: That's old movie, look it up. It was that kind
- 19:09Speaker 2: of like, noir, and I, yeah, like, you know, weird
- 19:15Speaker 2: people in it, and it just kind of flopped, and
- 19:17Speaker 2: she just moved along. She was like, I guess she
- 19:19Speaker 2: was just like, I'm gonna just, they're definitely throwing enough
- 19:22Speaker 2: shit against the wall, see what sticks to people, and
- 19:25Speaker 2: that didn't really stick, and nobody really cared, and everyone
- 19:26Speaker 2: was like, this is weird and shocking, but also people
- 19:29Speaker 2: didn't even care enough to be outraged, so like, whatever.
- 19:31Speaker 3: I mean, to be honest, the Grammys was good, But
- 19:34Speaker 3: this is all anybody talked about. Yeah, they're right. Mission accomplished.
- 19:38Speaker 3: They did what they wanted to do.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Totally. I mean, the Grammys were fun. Someone brought this out,
- 19:45Speaker 2: a Juicy Scooper, Diane, sent this to me, that this
- 19:48Speaker 2: is 20 years ago. This is Geena Davis. She wore
- 19:51Speaker 2: a long sleeve dress and she was naked underneath it too,
- 19:56Speaker 2: but it was definitely not as visible.
- 19:58Speaker 3: And also the one girl years ago, I forget what
- 20:02Speaker 3: was her name. She was Marilyn Manson. She was completely nude.
- 20:05Speaker 3: I think it was the VMAs, though, the Video Musical Awards.
- 20:07Speaker 2: And she was with Marilyn Manson.
- 20:08Speaker 3: Yeah, she was with Marilyn Manson.
- 20:09Speaker 2: This is not an original idea. No, no. To bring
- 20:11Speaker 2: your girlfriend and have her be naked on the red carpet.
- 20:14Speaker 2: And then this is his bodysuit that someone said they
- 20:17Speaker 2: saw a face in there. No. And it looks like
- 20:20Speaker 2: a weird screaming, like weird face. Like you remember like
- 20:24Speaker 2: people would say, like, I made a piece of toast
- 20:26Speaker 2: and it's Jesus. And so anyway, then she wore this
- 20:33Speaker 2: sheer bodysuit out for the after party.
- 20:35Speaker 3: And she was, that's why I don't think, I think
- 20:37Speaker 3: she's kind of in on it because at the after party,
- 20:39Speaker 3: she was doing karaoke. She was having fun.
- 20:41Speaker 2: They seemed very loving and fun.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Right.
- 20:43Speaker 2: And yeah, I think she just doesn't really care. I
- 20:47Speaker 2: think she's fine being naked. Maybe she's like, hey, I'm
- 20:51Speaker 2: not going to have this body forever. Let's fuck with
- 20:55Speaker 2: some people. Let's have some fun. Maybe she's having a
- 20:58Speaker 2: blast with it.
- 20:59Speaker 3: I'm all right with it. And also, I don't know
- 21:01Speaker 3: if this is true. I mean, she is Australian, right?
- 21:03Speaker 3: So maybe they're a little bit looser over there with
- 21:06Speaker 3: things like this.
- 21:08Speaker 2: I thought Australia was the more conservative of the countries.
- 21:11Speaker 3: Maybe that could be true. I don't know. I don't know.
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- 21:37Speaker 2: Daft.ie I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
- 21:45Speaker 4: people who have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have
- 21:50Speaker 4: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 21:56Speaker 2: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 21:59Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 22:02Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 22:04Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 22:07Speaker 4: you had to.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I have
- 22:10Speaker 3: a work dad. I need a home dad. What happens next?
- 22:13Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
- 22:15Speaker 3: encounters hardships.
- 22:17Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
- 22:20Speaker 4: go through.
- 22:21Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
- 22:23Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
- 22:24Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
- 22:28Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
- 22:29Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 22:31Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:35Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:45Speaker 2: Anyway, then we had Willow and her brother, Jaden Smith,
- 22:52Speaker 2: on the red carpet. She wore like a bikini with
- 22:54Speaker 2: a long trench and he wore a house on his head.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Yeah, like a house.
- 23:01Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't heard from them in a while.
- 23:03Speaker 3: No.
- 23:04Speaker 2: So, you know, the red table talk is done. He's
- 23:06Speaker 2: been trapped in his house.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Couldn't even get out of it.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
- 23:13Speaker 2: I wonder like who thought like who thought, OK, what
- 23:16Speaker 2: like what is this? What I want to know is
- 23:18Speaker 2: like what goes on when you're sitting around and you're like, OK,
- 23:21Speaker 2: we're going to the Grammys and no one's talking about
- 23:24Speaker 2: you guys. You guys have to get your own shit going.
- 23:26Speaker 2: You're older now. Jaden and Willow Red Table Talk is done.
- 23:31Speaker 2: No one cares that Will and I are like, whatever, open,
- 23:36Speaker 2: but we're not getting divorced. That's true.
- 23:39Speaker 3: That all came in the way.
- 23:40Speaker 2: It's all done. The slap is over with.
- 23:42Speaker 3: The books that came out.
- 23:44Speaker 2: So yeah, no one cared about my book, my narcissistic book.
- 23:47Speaker 2: So what are you guys going to do? Willow's like,
- 23:51Speaker 2: I'll just wear a bikini. And then she sees that
- 23:53Speaker 2: she should have gone naked. She's like, shit, I undershot it, right?
- 23:58Speaker 2: And then the other kid is like, I'll have the
- 24:01Speaker 2: art department make me a black house to wear on
- 24:05Speaker 2: my head.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Something from the set of Beetlejuice on top of my head.
- 24:08Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, when he sat down, he had to
- 24:10Speaker 2: take it off because no one could see.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Did you see Nikki Glaser's picture? Nikki Glaser was nominated
- 24:15Speaker 3: for a comedy album. And she posted a picture on
- 24:17Speaker 3: her Instagram behind him.
- 24:17Speaker 2: He kept it on the whole time.
- 24:19Speaker 3: And she's got the picture. She's like, here was my
- 24:21Speaker 3: seat at the Grammy. And he's got the thing on
- 24:23Speaker 3: his head.
- 24:24Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm looking through the master bedroom window.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:30Speaker 2: So then we have Julia Fox, who also became famous
- 24:33Speaker 2: for dating Kanye for a month.
- 24:36Speaker 3: But then she went on to say, which I don't
- 24:38Speaker 3: know if this girl, Sensori, is the same way. Didn't
- 24:41Speaker 3: she go on to say that we never did anything?
- 24:42Speaker 2: She said we never fucked.
- 24:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:46Speaker 2: We never had sex. From what I can tell from
- 24:50Speaker 2: the after party when she's wearing the sheer bodysuit with
- 24:53Speaker 2: Kanye's embedded face, whatever that is, it looks like a
- 24:57Speaker 2: couple who is together.
- 24:59Speaker 3: Right.
- 24:59Speaker 2: So I think, yes, they are together. It has been
- 25:02Speaker 2: a little longer than this one. I think he wasn't
- 25:03Speaker 2: really into Julia. Yeah. And he was just kind of seeing, like,
- 25:07Speaker 2: can I piss off Kim or do something with this
- 25:10Speaker 2: weird girl?
- 25:10Speaker 3: Right.
- 25:11Speaker 2: And she is weird.
- 25:13Speaker 3: How does she still go?
- 25:14Speaker 2: People love her.
- 25:16Speaker 3: She got shouted out by Charlie XCX at the end,
- 25:19Speaker 3: like a big dance number. She went, happy birthday, Julia Fox.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I just feel like Hollywood, with their friends— These friendships
- 25:27Speaker 2: are intense, but they're short-lived.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:30Speaker 2: And they are somewhat clout-chasing for sure. Oh, absolutely. The
- 25:34Speaker 2: audience loves to know that you're good friends or you're
- 25:37Speaker 2: no longer friends or you're partying or whatever. And so
- 25:41Speaker 2: she goes and she wears gloves. I said, oh, maybe
- 25:44Speaker 2: she wore those gloves to help clean up the fires
- 25:46Speaker 2: in the Palisades because she's wearing yellow industrial dishwasher gloves.
- 25:50Speaker 2: And then she's just got a G string on and
- 25:54Speaker 2: a sheer thing. And I mean, she's got a banging body, too.
- 25:57Speaker 2: So here's her bare ass. And it just must have
- 26:00Speaker 2: been sort of embarrassing that you're like thinking you're going
- 26:03Speaker 2: to do this like shocking naked thing. And then your
- 26:05Speaker 2: ex-boyfriend brings a completely naked girl and you're like, well,
- 26:09Speaker 2: at least Charlie X is going to shout me out.
- 26:11Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, people like her personality and she's.
- 26:15Speaker 2: has a weird voice. I don't know what the point is.
- 26:17Speaker 2: I don't, but I mean, who cares? Like people like her.
- 26:19Speaker 3: She's still going. God bless everybody. And, uh, I, I
- 26:24Speaker 3: don't know if you watched it. Did you watch it?
- 26:26Speaker 3: All the Grammys from like, I watched the whole thing. Noah, Noah, uh,
- 26:30Speaker 3: Trevor Noah is the host. I find him to be,
- 26:33Speaker 3: he's just kind of a boring host. Maybe that's what
- 26:35Speaker 3: you want. You know, just kind of, Just don't get
- 26:37Speaker 3: in the way.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Don't do anything too controversial.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Every year they do the same thing.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:41Speaker 3: With Taylor Swift and Beyonce. They go out there and
- 26:44Speaker 3: they go, and everybody, Taylor Swift is here. Taylor Swift
- 26:47Speaker 3: is here. Beyonce is here. They keep referencing over and over.
- 26:50Speaker 3: I'm like, well, of course they are. They're singers and
- 26:53Speaker 3: it's the Grammy. Why wouldn't they be there? Right. Why
- 26:55Speaker 3: is it so shocking that Beyonce is there? She's nominated.
- 26:59Speaker 3: She's there.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 27:00Speaker 3: I feel like it would be like if she was welding.
- 27:03Speaker 3: somewhere that would be like wait a minute Beyonce's welding
- 27:07Speaker 3: uh a house then be like okay that's shocking.
- 27:10Speaker 2: So she comes with her daughter who's 11 who looks
- 27:13Speaker 2: like she's 38 and on her second divorce yeah like
- 27:16Speaker 2: and looking great like she looks like I just came back.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Is she only 11 yes I could that's shocking.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I didn't even know maybe she's turned 12 but I
- 27:25Speaker 2: swear to god she's not 13 wow And so, you know,
- 27:29Speaker 2: she's wearing a gown. I mean, they seriously look like
- 27:32Speaker 2: they're two like high society girls that are like, yeah.
- 27:37Speaker 2: So she comes and, you know, Beyonce comes right before
- 27:41Speaker 2: she wins it. And she does. She wins for country album.
- 27:44Speaker 2: And then it's like, how is she not nominated for
- 27:47Speaker 2: anything at the country music awards? Right. Or is it
- 27:51Speaker 2: that people truly are afraid because for all those videos
- 27:55Speaker 2: that everyone did where they had to thank Beyonce because
- 27:57Speaker 2: she never won for album of the year until now.
- 27:59Speaker 3: She finally did.
- 28:00Speaker 2: And she won. Right. And then Taylor won nothing.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Taylor won nothing, but she doesn't need anything.
- 28:06Speaker 2: She did it. She's dancing around in like her little
- 28:09Speaker 2: red dress and seems to have a great time.
- 28:13Speaker 3: I felt like she was a little– It was a
- 28:17Speaker 3: little rude of her to be talking behind– Trevor Noah
- 28:22Speaker 3: was doing his monologue and she was like chatting behind him.
- 28:25Speaker 3: As a comedian, I found it to be a little rude.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Oh, to the people at her table. Yeah. It was
- 28:29Speaker 2: a little rude.
- 28:30Speaker 3: That she wasn't letting him. But of course, she's got
- 28:32Speaker 3: all eyes on her at all times.
- 28:35Speaker 2: So as you know, I'm big on sports. So I
- 28:40Speaker 2: don't know if you know, but the Super Bowl is
- 28:41Speaker 2: this Sunday. Sunday.
- 28:42Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
- 28:43Speaker 2: And Taylor's boyfriend is back at it.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Yes, Travis Kelsey.
- 28:47Speaker 2: He gets to go again. Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 28:49Speaker 3: They're going for a three-peat. It could be the first
- 28:52Speaker 3: time ever anyone's won three Super Bowls in a row.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Kansas City Chiefs.
- 28:55Speaker 2: All right. So, of course, she's going.
- 28:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Interestingly, no, I don't think she'll be bringing Blake and Ryan,
- 29:03Speaker 2: which we'll get into in a minute. Blake Lively and Ryan,
- 29:06Speaker 2: she's going to leave those friends in the dust.
- 29:08Speaker 3: But she also recently brought the basketball player girl, too. Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 3: the very famous, I can't think of her name right now.
- 29:15Speaker 3: It's not coming to me. It'll come to me.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Caitlin Clark.
- 29:18Speaker 2: The female basketball player.
- 29:19Speaker 3: She had Caitlin Clark with her last, the last game.
- 29:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 29:22Speaker 3: One of the playoff games.
- 29:23Speaker 2: So that's a good choice. It is.
- 29:25Speaker 3: It was a good, it was a great choice.
- 29:26Speaker 2: You don't want to sit behind her either.
- 29:28Speaker 3: The whole time Caitlin Clark was a little bit like,
- 29:30Speaker 3: I don't remember if she had that other girl, the
- 29:33Speaker 3: little girl with the orphan Annie haircut.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Orange spice. Yeah.
- 29:37Speaker 3: Yeah. Ice spice.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Ice spice.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:39Speaker 3: She had, and, they all seem to be like don't
- 29:41Speaker 3: really– they're not keeping up as much as– Taylor Swift
- 29:44Speaker 3: is keeping up.
- 29:44Speaker 2: With watching the game.
- 29:45Speaker 3: Yes. Yes. So they're like, oh, are we supposed to cheer?
- 29:48Speaker 3: And then it's a little late because Taylor Swift's going wild.
- 29:52Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm excited about it.
- 29:53Speaker 2: So I'm always excited about it. But, you know, it's
- 29:58Speaker 2: the second year of Taylor being part of it and
- 30:01Speaker 2: getting him to the Super Bowl. And so there is
- 30:05Speaker 2: no engagement. There is no baby. This could be maybe
- 30:11Speaker 2: the last Super Bowl game. The heiress tour is over.
- 30:15Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 30:18Speaker 3: I'm worried. Worried that what? That it might be ending?
- 30:22Speaker 3: People are saying this could be the day they get engaged.
- 30:24Speaker 3: But I don't think they're cheesy enough for that. I
- 30:26Speaker 3: don't think either one of them. They're too cool to
- 30:29Speaker 3: do that. To be like on the field, on the knee.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Like people have done this before. I believe one of
- 30:34Speaker 3: the Houston Astros got engaged on the field after the
- 30:37Speaker 3: World Series a few years ago. So, yeah, I don't
- 30:39Speaker 3: think they would do that.
- 30:40Speaker 2: I just like the two guys that coordinated doing the
- 30:43Speaker 2: white chicks dance.
- 30:45Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 30:46Speaker 2: And then they showed them behind the scenes, like planning
- 30:49Speaker 2: it out, like in practice and like doing the flips
- 30:51Speaker 2: and stuff. That made me very happy. So what are
- 30:54Speaker 2: you saying?
- 30:54Speaker 3: It's over or it's just beginning?
- 30:57Speaker 2: I'm worried for a number of reasons.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Worried in what way?
- 31:00Speaker 1: I think.
- 31:01Speaker 2: OK, so let's just think about Travis. I don't have
- 31:03Speaker 2: a male brain. OK, but we all know. This can
- 31:07Speaker 2: only go one of two ways, okay? It can go
- 31:10Speaker 2: to getting married, having kids, getting divorced, having a comeback album.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Staying married forever and great. No songs written about Travis.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Or I get nervous when people past 30 date longer
- 31:31Speaker 2: than a year and a half without getting engaged.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 31:35Speaker 2: Okay. We just saw it happen with Paige and Craig
- 31:39Speaker 2: of Southern Charm and Summer House. They broke up. And
- 31:43Speaker 2: I feel like, I don't know, if he does not
- 31:48Speaker 2: put a ring on it, I think it's because he
- 31:49Speaker 2: doesn't want to.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Wow.
- 31:52Speaker 2: I think it's because he doesn't want to. He is
- 31:54Speaker 2: having second thoughts. Listen, we've all dated somebody. I'm still
- 32:00Speaker 2: married to one, the one that I dated, okay?
- 32:02Speaker 4: Yes.
- 32:03Speaker 2: And it was fun to come to our shows.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Right.
- 32:06Speaker 2: In the beginning.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 32:07Speaker 3: Yeah. Thank God that's over. But you don't want that anymore, though.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's like, does, you know, he came a lot,
- 32:16Speaker 2: came a lot to her shows. And maybe that.
- 32:20Speaker 3: You're talking about Peter or Travis Kelton?
- 32:23Speaker 2: Travis.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Came a lot to her shows. Yeah. Yeah. And he's
- 32:28Speaker 2: got to really think about the rest of his life.
- 32:30Speaker 2: And he's so the boy next door who's best friends
- 32:34Speaker 2: with his brother and is so likable and he has
- 32:37Speaker 2: so many other things going on. And I do believe
- 32:41Speaker 2: oftentimes men don't marry the one. They marry the one
- 32:45Speaker 2: that's right at the right time. And they also sometimes
- 32:49Speaker 2: get intimidated by women. Women that are just, you know,
- 32:52Speaker 2: incredible like her and maybe seeing all the stuff with
- 32:56Speaker 2: Blake and Ryan and the power that they have and
- 33:00Speaker 2: how the world has turned on Blake and Ryan and
- 33:01Speaker 2: that she was one of the dragons and all of this.
- 33:04Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Either, like I said,
- 33:07Speaker 2: either there better be an engagement or a baby or
- 33:10Speaker 2: a secret marriage that we didn't know about by marriage.
- 33:14Speaker 2: By like April or 100%, it is not going to last. Right.
- 33:18Speaker 2: And that is my prediction. If they are not engaged
- 33:21Speaker 2: or married by April.
- 33:22Speaker 3: Okay.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Or pregnant.
- 33:24Speaker 3: So you don't think it's going to happen?
- 33:25Speaker 2: It will not last. It will not go another year
- 33:27Speaker 2: of them just dating.
- 33:28Speaker 3: There's not going to be another Super Bowl.
- 33:30Speaker 2: No.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Coming around.
- 33:31Speaker 2: No.
- 33:31Speaker 3: Okay.
- 33:32Speaker 2: One of them is going to say, forget it.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Now, do you think she'll be at the Super Bowl?
- 33:35Speaker 3: Of course she's got to be there, right?
- 33:36Speaker 2: Of course she'll be there.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Yes. You never know. Maybe she'll stay home.
- 33:39Speaker 2: She's in the bleachers.
- 33:40Speaker 3: I don't want to take away your spotlight.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Well, she went last year.
- 33:44Speaker 3: I know, but that was last year. No, if she didn't.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Go, it would cause too much talk that they're broken up.
- 33:50Speaker 2: So she will 100% go.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Good point.
- 33:51Speaker 2: 100% go.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Now, they're also saying that she might appear on the
- 33:54Speaker 3: halftime show. It's Kendrick Lamar and his talk that she
- 33:57Speaker 3: might make an appearance.
- 33:58Speaker 2: That would be amazing, and I'm going to manifest that.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Okay.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Now, that would be exciting and fun.
- 34:04Speaker 3: She comes stomping out, doing one of her hits. Everybody
- 34:07Speaker 3: would love it.
- 34:08Speaker 2: There won't be any engagement that happens like that night
- 34:12Speaker 2: or something. Right. Oh, my God. But if they win
- 34:17Speaker 2: and the podcast brother comes running out.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Jason Kelsey.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Jason. Yeah. Comes running out as she's hugging and kissing him.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 34:26Speaker 2: And he puts his hand to, like, hug his brother.
- 34:29Speaker 2: And the brother hands him the ring. And then he
- 34:32Speaker 2: gets on his knee. I know.
- 34:33Speaker 3: That's what I was just saying. I feel like that's
- 34:35Speaker 3: too cheesy.
- 34:35Speaker 2: And this is a Lifetime movie, but I don't think
- 34:37Speaker 2: it is. And I think she'd love it. Really? Really?
- 34:39Speaker 2: But there's no way she can say no. So you're
- 34:41Speaker 2: putting her in a position where she cannot say no.
- 34:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:45Speaker 2: And that's not cool.
- 34:46Speaker 3: All right.
- 34:47Speaker 2: I love just talking it out.
- 34:48Speaker 3: How do you feel about commercials for this? Have you
- 34:50Speaker 3: seen the, did you see the Billy Crystal Meg Ryan one?
- 34:53Speaker 2: No, but I love it. What's that about?
- 34:55Speaker 3: It's a Hellman's Mayonnaise commercial. Okay.
- 34:57Speaker 2: And they're recreating.
- 35:00Speaker 3: The orgasm scene.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Love it.
- 35:02Speaker 3: From when Harry met Sally. Almost like shot for shot.
- 35:04Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 35:06Speaker 3: And then at the very end. You know, I believe
- 35:08Speaker 3: in the original one, it was Rob Reiner's mother who said,
- 35:11Speaker 3: I'll have what she's having. But it's Sidney Sweeney. Sidney
- 35:15Speaker 3: Sweeney says, I'll have what she's having.
- 35:16Speaker 2: The young actress?
- 35:17Speaker 3: The young actress, Sidney Sweeney.
- 35:18Speaker 2: With the big boobs?
- 35:19Speaker 3: Yeah, but here's the thing. They panned to Sidney Sweeney
- 35:21Speaker 3: to say it. And Sidney Sweeney's wearing like a brown turtleneck.
- 35:25Speaker 3: She must be for a role. She's got darker hair.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Well, she's looking. People were shocked by her body recently.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Because she's playing like a bodybuilder or something.
- 35:31Speaker 2: She's playing a boxer or something. And so she has
- 35:34Speaker 2: like mousy brown hair, no makeup. I mean, she's got
- 35:37Speaker 2: different looks anyway. So unless she's all glammed up, she
- 35:40Speaker 2: can look a little different.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Well, exactly. So they pan to her. And I think
- 35:44Speaker 3: you're supposed to think immediately, like, I don't think the
- 35:47Speaker 3: common person would be like immediately, oh, that's Sidney Sweeney.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Her face is recognizable, not that recognizable. Where you could
- 35:52Speaker 3: just take one shot and be like, oh, it's Sidney Sweeney.
- 35:55Speaker 3: And then secondly, the one thing we all know Sidney
- 35:58Speaker 3: Sweeney for, then she's not showing it.
- 36:01Speaker 2: But it's not funny to have an actress who's like
- 36:03Speaker 2: 32 doing it. That's what I said. No, you should
- 36:05Speaker 2: have had Kelsey and the Kelsey mom do it. Right.
- 36:08Speaker 2: That's who you should have had do it.
- 36:10Speaker 3: That's a better call.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Yes.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Call Hellman's right now.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Much better. And just have her go, I'll have what
- 36:16Speaker 2: she's having. Yeah.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Oh, that would have been so much better.
- 36:19Speaker 2: And then the two brothers go, Mom!
- 36:22Speaker 3: Wait a minute. This is 10 times better commercial. You know,
- 36:27Speaker 3: there's probably fun. No, wait.
- 36:29Speaker 2: And then they pan up and they're doing a live
- 36:31Speaker 2: podcast from the restaurant and they both look at each
- 36:34Speaker 2: other and go, mom.
- 36:36Speaker 3: Great. I love it.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:38Speaker 3: But anyway, it is Sydney Sweeney. And the other thing
- 36:40Speaker 3: is they show, I don't like that they show the
- 36:41Speaker 3: commercials now. I can see most of them.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Yeah. The whole point is like you sit back and
- 36:46Speaker 2: watch it with your friends. Yeah.
- 36:48Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Okay. So let's talk about the other drama. What are
- 36:54Speaker 2: the Oscars?
- 36:55Speaker 3: March 5th, 7th, something like that?
- 36:57Speaker 2: And there is a musical that has as many Oscar
- 36:59Speaker 2: nods as Titanic.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Yes, it's the most ever.
- 37:04Speaker 2: It's tied with Titanic and one other one, like all
- 37:07Speaker 2: about Eve or something.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:09Speaker 2: And this is the first trans woman to be nominated
- 37:14Speaker 2: for Best Actress. And this is the musical, which I've
- 37:18Speaker 2: only seen clips of.
- 37:19Speaker 3: I've seen it. I watched it.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Penis to vagina, vagina to penis.
- 37:24Speaker 3: That's a real song. That's not a joke.
- 37:26Speaker 2: It's about a Colombian drug lord who- Mexican. Mexican. Oh, sorry.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Mexican drug lord who obviously is a horrible person. He's
- 37:34Speaker 2: a drug lord. He's killed people and gotten people on drugs.
- 37:37Speaker 2: But wants to finally transition. You watched it.
- 37:41Speaker 3: I did.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Does he want to transition because he's always been a
- 37:44Speaker 2: woman or to avoid getting caught or both?
- 37:48Speaker 3: He felt like it's the only way he's ever felt happy.
- 37:50Speaker 2: So it's not to avoid being caught? No.
- 37:53Speaker 3: No, it's not to avoid being caught.
- 37:55Speaker 2: So a lawyer– who is, what's her name?
- 37:58Speaker 3: Zoe Saldana.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Saldana is in charge of it too. So I guess
- 38:03Speaker 2: she sings too?
- 38:04Speaker 3: Well, yes. Zoe Saldana, I'll give you a brief synopsis.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Yes, please, because you saw it.
- 38:09Speaker 3: I did. I watched it last week.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Now, did it keep her interest? Is it so bad
- 38:12Speaker 2: it's good? I'll tell you this.
- 38:15Speaker 3: To be honest, I was going in to hate it
- 38:18Speaker 3: because that's what I had read. I did not hate it.
- 38:21Speaker 3: I thought it was actually kind of pretty good.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:24Speaker 3: There was a couple of twists and turns that kept
- 38:26Speaker 3: my interest.
- 38:27Speaker 5: Okay.
- 38:27Speaker 3: So I certainly didn't– I wasn't bored by it. It
- 38:30Speaker 3: is very– you got to– it's not for everybody.
- 38:33Speaker 2: You've got to sit back and accept that this is
- 38:35Speaker 2: a storyline.
- 38:36Speaker 3: This movie is everything that everyone hates about Hollywood.
- 38:40Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yes.
- 38:42Speaker 3: People are going to watch this movie and go, that's
- 38:44Speaker 3: why it burned.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Right. That's why it burned down. This is why. This
- 38:49Speaker 2: is why.
- 38:50Speaker 3: The penis and it goes here.
- 38:52Speaker 2: And if she wins over other women, yes. But now
- 38:58Speaker 2: she's in trouble. Finish the story.
- 39:01Speaker 3: Zoe Saldana plays a lawyer who's not happy with her
- 39:04Speaker 3: lawyer life. She's getting scumbags off and she's like, what
- 39:06Speaker 3: am I doing? These people are all criminals and I'm
- 39:08Speaker 3: getting them off and I don't feel good about my life.
- 39:10Speaker 3: She gets a phone call like, hey, you want to
- 39:12Speaker 3: make money? I have an offer for you. And she
- 39:14Speaker 3: meets this drug kingpin You know, more or less like
- 39:18Speaker 3: the head of the cartel.
- 39:19Speaker 2: And does this woman, Carla, who is now living her
- 39:22Speaker 2: life as a woman, but only since 2018. She was
- 39:25Speaker 2: an actress.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Yeah, she was a Spanish actress, yeah.
- 39:28Speaker 2: And she was an actor before that.
- 39:30Speaker 3: Right, correct.
- 39:30Speaker 2: So does she play both before transition and after, or
- 39:35Speaker 2: does someone play her as a man?
- 39:37Speaker 3: No, I believe she's playing both, but heavy prosthetic makeup
- 39:41Speaker 3: as the man. Okay. Because it's very odd looking, and
- 39:44Speaker 3: I think, I'm not exactly sure, but I believe it's
- 39:46Speaker 3: the same person.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Okay.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Honestly, you didn't have to go far to make Carla Gascon.
- 39:50Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 39:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- 39:51Speaker 3: It's a couple of... Yeah, okay. Maybe a scar here
- 39:54Speaker 3: or there. Anyway, so yeah. And then she meets the...
- 39:59Speaker 3: And the guy says, I want to be a woman.
- 40:01Speaker 3: And Zoe said, I was like, what do you need
- 40:03Speaker 3: me for? I'm a lawyer. And he goes, you get
- 40:05Speaker 3: things done. I want you to get this done. And
- 40:07Speaker 3: now you got to go and find a place to
- 40:08Speaker 3: do it because I can't do it anywhere. I'm too famous.
- 40:11Speaker 3: I can't go to America. I can't do it here
- 40:12Speaker 3: in Mexico. So find a place. And then... The wife
- 40:16Speaker 3: is Selena Gomez.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:18Speaker 3: She's the wife of the, and she's good at it.
- 40:20Speaker 2: She's the wife of who?
- 40:22Speaker 3: She's the wife of the drug kingpin.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
- 40:24Speaker 3: Okay. So now, I mean, you got to suspend your
- 40:28Speaker 3: disbelief a little bit.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Because they send her, she's got two kids. They send
- 40:32Speaker 3: Selena Gomez and the two kids off to Switzerland.
- 40:34Speaker 4: Okay.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Like, you got to get out of here. He's a
- 40:35Speaker 3: drug kingpin. And she's watching the TV and she sees
- 40:38Speaker 3: that he's been murdered.
- 40:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:40Speaker 3: And she's like, oh my God, he's been murdered. She
- 40:42Speaker 3: didn't do any of this.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Okay.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Comes back as the woman.
- 40:46Speaker 2: And does... Nobody knows. But does the woman.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Zoe Saldana doesn't even know.
- 40:50Speaker 2: But does the woman still want to be with Selena
- 40:52Speaker 2: Gomez now?
- 40:52Speaker 3: Well, yes.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Yes.
- 40:53Speaker 3: Yes. So here's where it turns into almost Mrs. Doubtfire.
- 40:58Speaker 3: It turns into Mrs. Doubtfire for a little while. She goes,
- 41:01Speaker 3: I want my kids back, and I'm going to say
- 41:04Speaker 3: I'm their aunt, and they're all going to come back.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Do you know that Caitlyn Jenner, in Linda Thompson's book,
- 41:12Speaker 2: who was the mother of Brody and Brandon Jenner, married
- 41:16Speaker 2: second wife, said she knew that Caitlyn, when Bruce wanted
- 41:22Speaker 2: to be a woman, And at one point, you know,
- 41:25Speaker 2: she's like, what are we going to tell the two
- 41:26Speaker 2: little boys.
- 41:27Speaker 3: You know?
- 41:28Speaker 2: And Caitlin said, I could come back as Aunt Heather.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Caitlin originally wanted to choose the name Heather and be
- 41:38Speaker 2: Aunt Heather and be able to see the kids. But
- 41:40Speaker 2: they were no longer a couple.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 41:42Speaker 2: But to be in the kids' life.
- 41:43Speaker 3: But like, so the kids would believe that it was
- 41:45Speaker 3: not even Bruce anymore.
- 41:46Speaker 2: So that she could be part, yeah, but she could
- 41:48Speaker 2: be part of their life.
- 41:49Speaker 3: Well, that's, you know, they must, maybe Caitlin had something
- 41:51Speaker 3: to do with this script because that's what happens.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Okay.
- 41:54Speaker 3: They move, go back to Mexico, move into this gorgeous
- 41:56Speaker 3: house in Mexico because this woman's very rich.
- 42:00Speaker 2: But Selena knows it's her husband.
- 42:02Speaker 3: No, she does not.
- 42:03Speaker 2: She thinks it's really the aunt.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Yeah, she thinks it's an aunt. And honestly, Zoe Saldana
- 42:08Speaker 3: doesn't even know. At one point, Zoe Saldana is now
- 42:10Speaker 3: living a good life. She's in London.
- 42:11Speaker 2: If anybody writes and says, I can't believe you ruined
- 42:14Speaker 2: this for me. I don't care.
- 42:15Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 42:16Speaker 2: Continue.
- 42:17Speaker 3: I mean, I'm ruining, yes.
- 42:17Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 42:18Speaker 3: I'm probably ruining it.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Tell me.
- 42:19Speaker 3: Anyway, so Zoe Saldana doesn't even know.
- 42:20Speaker 2: You're going to make people watch it, Ashley, because now
- 42:22Speaker 2: I want to watch it.
- 42:22Speaker 3: No, I'm saying it. There are some twists and turns
- 42:24Speaker 3: that are pretty good.
- 42:26Speaker 2: So maybe don't tell all the twists and turns.
- 42:27Speaker 3: I won't, I won't. So Zoe Saldana doesn't even know.
- 42:30Speaker 3: So she's living the good life now in London, and
- 42:33Speaker 3: she doesn't know what became of this woman. She's got
- 42:34Speaker 3: her money. And she's like, I did my job. And
- 42:38Speaker 3: then she's sitting next to this woman. At one point,
- 42:40Speaker 3: they start talking about their lives. And she goes, I'm blah, blah.
- 42:43Speaker 3: And she goes, what? How did this happen? Like, I
- 42:46Speaker 3: didn't know that was you. Anyway, now she goes, I
- 42:48Speaker 3: want my kids back. I want Selena Gomez back. But
- 42:51Speaker 3: I'm going to say that I'm their aunt. And bring
- 42:52Speaker 3: them back to Mexico. And they'll live with me as
- 42:54Speaker 3: their aunt.
- 42:56Speaker 2: So.
- 42:57Speaker 3: They do.
- 42:58Speaker 2: So maybe absentee fathers, once they become women, actually become
- 43:02Speaker 2: better parents.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 43:03Speaker 2: That's really what it is.
- 43:05Speaker 3: There's a couple of scenes where she's really loving to
- 43:07Speaker 3: the kids. Yeah. And Zoe Saldana has to tell her, like,
- 43:10Speaker 3: you can't be loving to them. You're not their dad anymore.
- 43:13Speaker 3: So you're just creepy, weird aunt, you know, stop being
- 43:17Speaker 3: that love. And the music is funny because it's not
- 43:20Speaker 3: even really a musical like where they're like talking. Yeah.
- 43:23Speaker 3: They're like talk singing. I mean, it's not like wicked
- 43:26Speaker 3: where they're like numbers that you could, you know, you'd
- 43:28Speaker 3: like to listen to.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:29Speaker 3: It's just all of a sudden you're like, I want
- 43:32Speaker 3: to be a woman.
- 43:33Speaker 2: What?
- 43:34Speaker 3: I want to be a woman.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Oh, my God. My sister and I used to play
- 43:38Speaker 2: musical all the time.
- 43:40Speaker 3: That's what it is.
- 43:41Speaker 2: We would just make up stuff. If we had to
- 43:43Speaker 2: clean the kitchen or something, I'd be like, I'm done
- 43:46Speaker 2: doing these dishes, sister. And then we would just... I
- 43:49Speaker 2: could start doing that.
- 43:50Speaker 3: Well, you could have been in this movie because that's
- 43:52Speaker 3: exactly what it is. I mean, I'm not kidding. There
- 43:54Speaker 3: was a scene like you just sang before. There was
- 43:56Speaker 3: a scene where she's trying to find the hospital to
- 44:00Speaker 3: best do this. And it's a full-on musical about how,
- 44:03Speaker 3: you know, do you want a penis? Do you want
- 44:05Speaker 3: a vagina? Would you like a big ass? Or small ass.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Silicone, saline, you tell me. Teardrop, big boobs, flat as
- 44:15Speaker 2: can be. It doesn't matter as long as you are
- 44:21Speaker 2: a woman.
- 44:22Speaker 3: I mean, you're almost nailing it. You could have been
- 44:25Speaker 3: in this movie.
- 44:27Speaker 2: Okay, so we have that. But guess what? There's controversy
- 44:31Speaker 2: with our actress, Carla. I know. So not too long ago,
- 44:35Speaker 2: she wrote some horrible tweets.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Well, it was a lot. It was like 2018, I heard,
- 44:39Speaker 3: the original one.
- 44:40Speaker 2: That is not that long ago.
- 44:41Speaker 3: I know, but yeah.
- 44:42Speaker 2: I mean, we're not talking 2005, okay? We are talking,
- 44:46Speaker 2: and I think Twitter came out around 2005. So it's
- 44:50Speaker 2: in Spanish, and then it was translated. And this girl,
- 44:55Speaker 2: Ellen Pop Culture, she had the deets. And this is
- 44:58Speaker 2: what Carla wrote next. In 2018, I truly believe that
- 45:02Speaker 2: very few people ever cared about George Floyd, a drug addict,
- 45:06Speaker 2: a hustler. But his death has served to highlight once
- 45:09Speaker 2: again that there are those who still consider black people
- 45:12Speaker 2: to be. I don't even want to say these things.
- 45:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:15Speaker 2: So it's a bad George Floyd one.
- 45:17Speaker 3: And then there's a lot of like anti-Muslim stuff too.
- 45:18Speaker 2: And then there's an anti-Muslim one. Here's another one. Sorry,
- 45:22Speaker 2: is it just my impression or are there more and
- 45:24Speaker 2: more Muslims in Spain? Every time I go to pick
- 45:27Speaker 2: up my daughter from school, there are more women with
- 45:29Speaker 2: their hair covered and their skirts down to their knees. Now,
- 45:33Speaker 2: this is when she... is now living as a woman,
- 45:39Speaker 2: newly woman. So she's a part of a marginalized group,
- 45:44Speaker 2: but judgy as any other bitchy woman can be about
- 45:47Speaker 2: the carpool line. Like she's really embracing being a woman.
- 45:51Speaker 2: Why is everyone wearing little lemons? That shows some decency. Yeah,
- 45:55Speaker 2: like the same thing, but saying, why are all these
- 45:58Speaker 2: Muslim moms at my school? They're not chicks I want
- 46:01Speaker 2: to hang out with. So it just goes to show
- 46:03Speaker 2: you that You know, sometimes people just think because you
- 46:08Speaker 2: are this person that you cannot be an asshole inside.
- 46:11Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.
- 46:12Speaker 2: They don't change the inside of your asshole when you
- 46:15Speaker 2: change sexes. They change your genitals.
- 46:17Speaker 3: Right, right.
- 46:18Speaker 2: But the inside of your asshole that makes you truly
- 46:20Speaker 2: an asshole doesn't go away completely. Because you change genders.
- 46:26Speaker 3: Let's just say that that's not a medical fact that
- 46:29Speaker 3: the inside of your asshole is what makes you an asshole.
- 46:31Speaker 3: It doesn't.
- 46:32Speaker 2: But I just came up with it and I thought
- 46:34Speaker 2: it was sort of profound.
- 46:35Speaker 3: It is pretty good.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Because you don't change your asshole when you change sexes medically.
- 46:40Speaker 5: Right.
- 46:40Speaker 3: So anyway, it's another controversy that has to do with-
- 46:43Speaker 3: If you're full of shit.
- 46:43Speaker 2: You're full of shit. I'm just going to do a
- 46:45Speaker 2: million shit puns. Agreed. That's good too.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Go on.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Cool. Yes.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Old tweets. Old tweets. If you remember, Kevin Hart a
- 46:50Speaker 3: few years ago was supposed to host the Oscars. An
- 46:52Speaker 3: old tweet came up and he lost that. So now
- 46:55Speaker 3: they're grappling with what to do with all this. And
- 46:58Speaker 3: now they've decided, as of yesterday, the Oscars has said-
- 47:03Speaker 3: I don't.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Even think that– No, Netflix said.
- 47:05Speaker 3: Well, Netflix– yeah, Netflix said.
- 47:07Speaker 2: It's like we're not going to pay for anything. No hair,
- 47:09Speaker 2: no makeup, no flight from Spain.
- 47:11Speaker 3: Right.
- 47:11Speaker 2: No car service. You cannot go to– you're not invited
- 47:15Speaker 2: to any of the pre-parties.
- 47:16Speaker 3: So now this week I guess is all a bunch
- 47:18Speaker 3: of Q & As for Oscar stuff. Everybody watches the movies.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Everybody does Q & As. She's not invited to any
- 47:23Speaker 3: of them. She can't come to any of them.
- 47:25Speaker 4: Right.
- 47:25Speaker 2: She can go to the Oscar because she is nominated.
- 47:28Speaker 3: But Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez do not want to
- 47:30Speaker 3: be seen with her. They're like, no, I don't want
- 47:32Speaker 3: any part of this.
- 47:33Speaker 2: Right. And so now if she goes, she like has
- 47:37Speaker 2: to get her own dress, do her own hair and makeup.
- 47:40Speaker 2: And which I do all the time. Invite me, you know,
- 47:45Speaker 2: take it. Take a carpool lift. Right.
- 47:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Get dropped off because they're not. And then get her
- 47:50Speaker 2: ticket and go sit with everybody else. Right. But here's
- 47:55Speaker 2: my question. And maybe you don't know the answer. So
- 47:59Speaker 2: when is the deadline for the voting? I mean it's
- 48:01Speaker 2: not like they already know. Like what if she already won, right?
- 48:03Speaker 2: It's a little bit later on they vote.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Well, that's one of those things where even if she
- 48:06Speaker 3: already won.
- 48:07Speaker 2: It's like a mail-in thing.
- 48:08Speaker 3: You got to like throw a couple of those in
- 48:09Speaker 3: the garbage. Would you please give it to Cynthia Erivo?
- 48:13Speaker 2: But what about the accountants that come out?
- 48:15Speaker 3: Yeah, with this briefcase. It's always a chain to their wrist.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Hi, we're from Douglas Jones and Smith's accounting firm and
- 48:23Speaker 2: we actually counted the votes.
- 48:24Speaker 3: The fact that they still do that is beyond me.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Do they still do that? That's so lame. I always
- 48:27Speaker 2: remember that. But yes, so, you know, horrible for her
- 48:32Speaker 2: community because she really could have been the heroine and
- 48:36Speaker 2: all of like wow you're the first one and all
- 48:39Speaker 2: this and then just to go along with what's going
- 48:42Speaker 2: on the rest of the world it's just like the
- 48:43Speaker 2: fucking cherry on the shit cake like it's just kind
- 48:46Speaker 2: of like see well it's just not good it's so
- 48:50Speaker 2: bad on like a million and like these tweets though
- 48:53Speaker 2: they're horrible and they're specific and you know it's how
- 48:56Speaker 2: this person thinks right because it's not like oh my
- 49:00Speaker 2: god I wrote this tweet not that Twitter you know
- 49:03Speaker 2: two days after 9-11 when my 10 people I know died,
- 49:07Speaker 2: and I wrote this racist, awful thing. We didn't know
- 49:10Speaker 2: who did it, but we heard it was this type
- 49:11Speaker 2: of person. Okay, this is, like I said, within the
- 49:16Speaker 2: last six years, you've already seen people get canceled for tweets.
- 49:19Speaker 2: You already were a acting celebrity with a check mark.
- 49:23Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
- 49:24Speaker 3: This is going to be around like these around forever.
- 49:27Speaker 3: And these are long tweets. Like you put thought into
- 49:30Speaker 3: writing a paragraph.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Right.
- 49:31Speaker 3: It's not like it's a one-off joke or something. Yeah.
- 49:35Speaker 3: So it's.
- 49:36Speaker 2: She's done.
- 49:36Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, honestly, at this point, you got to
- 49:39Speaker 3: kind of take her off the whole– she can't be
- 49:42Speaker 3: a best actress now. Put somebody else in. I don't know.
- 49:46Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do that.
- 49:48Speaker 3: I know. But it's the Oscars. Who gives a shit?
- 49:50Speaker 3: There's no rule. It's not real rules.
- 49:52Speaker 2: What they'll do is when the person's saying the names,
- 49:55Speaker 2: it won't be on a photo or a person in
- 49:58Speaker 2: the audience. It'll just be on who's ever doing it.
- 50:00Speaker 2: The nominees are. And then they'll say, whatever, you know. whatever,
- 50:06Speaker 2: Demi Moore. They're going to show Demi Moore. And then
- 50:09Speaker 2: when they say Carla Garcon, it'll be the person saying
- 50:13Speaker 2: Carla Garcon. And then the next one, you know, it'll
- 50:15Speaker 2: just be like, she won't get anything, no light at all.
- 50:17Speaker 3: They'll just do the still picture.
- 50:18Speaker 2: And then she won't win.
- 50:19Speaker 3: They're going to tell her not to go. Yeah.
- 50:22Speaker 2: I don't think they'll do a still picture of what
- 50:23Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Really?
- 50:24Speaker 2: I think they'll just have the person saying it quickly,
- 50:26Speaker 2: like in the middle.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:28Speaker 2: And then she won't win.
- 50:29Speaker 3: And then Demi Moore wins and everybody's happy.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:32Speaker 3: Yeah. Comeback story. Another quirky movie. Very quirky movie.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:36Speaker 3: And but yeah.
- 50:38Speaker 2: Yes. So have you seen Baby Girl? Have you seen
- 50:40Speaker 2: Baby Girl? No. OK. It's available on Apple now.
- 50:43Speaker 3: Is that Nicole Kidman?
- 50:45Speaker 2: That's where she's like the 58 year old executive and
- 50:47Speaker 2: she hires an intern who like.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Dances for her.
- 50:50Speaker 2: And also like tells her what to like makes her
- 50:52Speaker 2: like eat milk out of a cup and crawl on
- 50:55Speaker 2: the ground. What? Yeah. It's all this weird stuff. I have,
- 50:58Speaker 2: I'm going to, I have to watch it.
- 50:59Speaker 3: Nine and a half weeks.
- 51:00Speaker 2: It's available on Apple now. So now I have to
- 51:03Speaker 2: see it.
- 51:04Speaker 3: Me too. I didn't know it was about that. I
- 51:05Speaker 3: had no idea.
- 51:06Speaker 2: Yeah. The videos that I've seen about it, like all
- 51:10Speaker 2: the clips on TikTok and stuff are crazy, but then
- 51:13Speaker 2: there's some really funny parodies too. So. People say it's
- 51:15Speaker 2: the worst movie they've ever seen. People died. People were
- 51:18Speaker 2: laughing in the audience at the movie theater. And it's
- 51:21Speaker 2: very bizarre. I don't know that she's nominated. But now
- 51:24Speaker 2: I have to see it because it's like, is this
- 51:26Speaker 2: really that bad?
- 51:27Speaker 3: Well, anytime you hear a movie when the new thing
- 51:31Speaker 3: that I would always find interesting at the Cannes Film Festival, honestly,
- 51:34Speaker 3: any film festival, what they do now is they time
- 51:37Speaker 3: the standing ovation. They tell you how long it was.
- 51:41Speaker 3: An eight-minute standing ovation for whatever movie or whatever actor
- 51:45Speaker 3: got a nine-minute standing ovation. The longer you hear the
- 51:49Speaker 3: standing ovation was, the worse the movie is. Because this
- 51:52Speaker 3: one got some 12-minute standing ovation. And then Joker 2
- 51:56Speaker 3: got like a 15-minute standing ovation.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Oh, and everyone hates that. And it's pretty much unwatchable.
- 52:00Speaker 2: Including the people in it.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Including Joaquin.
- 52:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:03Speaker 2: Yeah, like even when we were at the fire aid,
- 52:06Speaker 2: there was lots of moments to stand up, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
- 52:10Speaker 2: You know, I was doing it a lot. And then
- 52:12Speaker 2: I was kind of like, is anyone going to know?
- 52:14Speaker 3: I know. No.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't stand up.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Sometimes you got.
- 52:17Speaker 2: But then I'm always like, oh, God, what if someone
- 52:18Speaker 2: sees me?
- 52:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Heather didn't stand up.
- 52:21Speaker 3: Right.
- 52:21Speaker 4: Right.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:23Speaker 2: OK. Did you hear about Marcus Jordan? Michael Jordan's son,
- 52:29Speaker 2: former boyfriend of Larsa Pippitt.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Yes.
- 52:32Speaker 2: From Miami, who was married. with four kids to scotty
- 52:36Speaker 2: scotty pippen who i guess scotty pippen and played on
- 52:39Speaker 2: the same team but they were like frenemies or enemies
- 52:43Speaker 2: okay they dated for like three years they started a
- 52:47Speaker 2: podcast which was featured on real housewives of miami.
- 52:50Speaker 3: About jordan and and larsa.
- 52:52Speaker 2: Because they were such a great couple even though they
- 52:54Speaker 2: were like 18 years apart and he has no kids
- 52:57Speaker 2: and she's got four and um And I know this
- 53:00Speaker 2: is going to be a shock, but this was another
- 53:02Speaker 2: celebrity couple podcast that is, I believe, not around today.
- 53:05Speaker 3: I haven't heard about it.
- 53:05Speaker 2: Because they broke up. Yeah. And he got caught driving
- 53:10Speaker 2: and he got his Lamborghini stuck on the train tracks. Yeah.
- 53:14Speaker 2: And you saw the video too. I did.
- 53:15Speaker 3: I watched the video.
- 53:16Speaker 2: So that was pretty amazing. And so he was arrested
- 53:18Speaker 2: for DUI.
- 53:20Speaker 3: I'll say this. In the videos, he seemed pretty sober.
- 53:22Speaker 3: He kept saying, I'm sorry.
- 53:24Speaker 2: He passed all the tests. It wasn't horrible. I saw it, too.
- 53:27Speaker 3: I know. And he was like, what more do you
- 53:29Speaker 3: need me to do? You told me to walk the line.
- 53:30Speaker 3: I walked the line back and forth. I counted. So
- 53:34Speaker 3: it was interesting. I mean, of course I wasn't there.
- 53:36Speaker 3: Maybe he smelled alcohol.
- 53:37Speaker 2: He says right away, I'm Michael Jordan's son.
- 53:39Speaker 3: I'm Marcus Jordan.
- 53:39Speaker 2: I'm Michael Jordan's son. He's very nice to the cops.
- 53:42Speaker 2: He has a little honey there who seems kind of
- 53:44Speaker 2: fun and normal, too. Right. And they came from a
- 53:47Speaker 2: strip joint. I don't know if she was working or
- 53:49Speaker 2: just came with him. They did say in the report
- 53:51Speaker 2: I read that a white substance was found on him. Yeah,
- 53:55Speaker 2: I did hear that as well. But out of all
- 53:58Speaker 2: the people that have been on Bravo Housewives that have
- 54:02Speaker 2: been arrested for intoxication, he definitely is the most lucid.
- 54:06Speaker 3: Oh, man. Absolutely.
- 54:08Speaker 2: Because there was a recent one on the Real Housewives
- 54:10Speaker 2: of Potomac. This woman, Karen, she got in a car accident.
- 54:15Speaker 2: She was arrested for DUI, and she pushed it. She said,
- 54:18Speaker 2: I'm not going to do a plea deal. I'm going
- 54:20Speaker 2: to go to trial. And she went, and after 12 hours,
- 54:23Speaker 2: they convicted her of a DUI. She's looking at two
- 54:26Speaker 2: years of prison, so she did not go to the reunion.
- 54:28Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 54:31Speaker 2: And she's probably not going to come back on the show,
- 54:34Speaker 2: so she might do some real time. But they released,
- 54:37Speaker 2: after she was convicted, they released the cam footage of her.
- 54:40Speaker 3: She's wasted?
- 54:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 54:41Speaker 2: She's like talking and like riddles. Like she's like, she
- 54:44Speaker 2: says that she was Thomas Jefferson's concubine. Yeah.
- 54:49Speaker 3: See that you got it. You got arrested for that.
- 54:53Speaker 2: And then of course, Shannon Bedore, who was at OC.
- 54:55Speaker 3: That's more than just drinking.
- 54:56Speaker 2: She ran into it. She ran into a house and
- 55:00Speaker 2: then left her car there and took her dog walking away,
- 55:04Speaker 2: hoping like no one would know that she ran into
- 55:06Speaker 2: a house. And she, We've never even seen her mugshot. Oh, man.
- 55:11Speaker 2: And she just got picked to go on Wives on
- 55:14Speaker 2: the Waves. She replaced Jennifer Aiden on The Cruise.
- 55:18Speaker 3: Oh, because Jennifer Aiden yelled at a girl from the
- 55:20Speaker 3: sub shop.
- 55:21Speaker 2: The fans are fine with you saying, Being so drunk
- 55:24Speaker 2: that you drive into a house and try to walk
- 55:26Speaker 2: away with your dog, but not if you are bitchy
- 55:30Speaker 2: to a Jersey Mike's person. And I have to agree.
- 55:32Speaker 2: I have to agree. If you are bitchy to Jersey Mike's,
- 55:35Speaker 2: you don't deserve to be on the cruise. But if
- 55:37Speaker 2: you're sorry about being buzzed, fine. But I'm saying out
- 55:40Speaker 2: of all the mug shots of like housewives and stuff.
- 55:44Speaker 2: He did seem, he shouldn't have been driving, but I'm
- 55:47Speaker 2: saying I agree with you in that if he has
- 55:50Speaker 2: a really good attorney, I don't know about the substance, though.
- 55:53Speaker 3: That's bad. As an old guy, driving in the dark
- 55:55Speaker 3: is a pain. It really, I mean, it's real. It
- 55:58Speaker 3: is real. He's not old, though. Hey, I think he's
- 56:01Speaker 3: getting there. He could be night blind.
- 56:03Speaker 2: Okay, but he's only like 34. Oh, he is?
- 56:05Speaker 3: I thought he was a little older than that.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Yes, he's maybe even younger than that.
- 56:08Speaker 3: And he certainly doesn't look like Michael Jordan's son either.
- 56:11Speaker 4: No, no.
- 56:11Speaker 3: You know, you think Michael Jordan's son, you're like, oh,
- 56:14Speaker 3: this is going to be a guy who's six foot
- 56:17Speaker 3: five and looks like a basketball player. He doesn't look
- 56:19Speaker 3: like that.
- 56:20Speaker 1: No.
- 56:20Speaker 3: So even the cop would probably be like, are you
- 56:23Speaker 3: Michael Jordan's son?
- 56:24Speaker 2: And then he's like, we've got six people here. Can
- 56:26Speaker 2: we help get my Lamborghini off the tracks? Yeah. So
- 56:29Speaker 2: what happened? Did they get a tow truck? Like- Like,
- 56:32Speaker 2: what if a train was coming? Like, I was like, yeah,
- 56:34Speaker 2: I'm kind of freaked.
- 56:35Speaker 3: They must have known that.
- 56:36Speaker 2: No train was coming. Otherwise, they would have been like
- 56:39Speaker 2: freaking out, right?
- 56:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:41Speaker 2: So this girl, this is Scott Storch's ex named, she
- 56:47Speaker 2: goes by Flojo.
- 56:48Speaker 3: Who's Scott Storch? He's like a music producer.
- 56:50Speaker 2: He is a music producer that like plays piano that
- 56:53Speaker 2: like Dr. Dre kind of discovered. And so he's very successful.
- 56:57Speaker 2: He's one of those guys that only wears sunglasses 24-7.
- 57:00Speaker 3: Oh. I like that.
- 57:02Speaker 2: I would feel it's a little whatever. That's fine. I
- 57:05Speaker 2: don't know if you have a retina problem. Like what
- 57:07Speaker 2: is going on? But I don't think so. So they
- 57:10Speaker 2: had a kid together and she's, you know, a typical
- 57:16Speaker 2: girl with her lips and her body.
- 57:18Speaker 3: She's got the face.
- 57:19Speaker 2: She's got that face. And I guess she was coming
- 57:21Speaker 2: back from getting a body scrub.
- 57:23Speaker 3: She's got, I'm going to have a breakdown eventually face
- 57:26Speaker 3: on TMZ.
- 57:29Speaker 2: So all we see is that somebody filmed her being
- 57:32Speaker 2: horrible to a valet parker.
- 57:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:35Speaker 2: And she's screaming and she throws down her money and
- 57:38Speaker 2: she goes, I'm rich, you're poor, give me back my change.
- 57:42Speaker 2: And the guys, some guys filming her.
- 57:43Speaker 3: There was a lot more before that. A lot of.
- 57:46Speaker 2: So the film, what is she saying before that?
- 57:48Speaker 3: She calls him a wetback.
- 57:49Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 57:50Speaker 3: She says, you grabbed my ass. And he's just like, no,
- 57:52Speaker 3: I didn't.
- 57:53Speaker 2: Right. No, she never says you grabbed my ass. She
- 57:55Speaker 2: says that after.
- 57:56Speaker 3: After, yeah.
- 57:57Speaker 2: So you don't know, wherever they started to film, you
- 57:59Speaker 2: don't know what has got her so angry. Right. But
- 58:02Speaker 2: the guy's smart enough to film her because he's like,
- 58:04Speaker 2: this chick is insane. So one of the valets filming her,
- 58:07Speaker 2: the other valet's at the thing. He gives her her chain.
- 58:10Speaker 2: She doesn't leave a tip, which is fine. And she
- 58:13Speaker 2: then says, I'm rich, I'm poor. And then she goes
- 58:15Speaker 2: up and she slams the phone out of his hand.
- 58:18Speaker 2: And then that goes viral. And then she's seen doing
- 58:23Speaker 2: some other interview where she says, somebody asks her, did
- 58:29Speaker 2: he grab your ass? And she goes, no, he didn't
- 58:31Speaker 2: grab my ass. But then the next day she's doing
- 58:34Speaker 2: a selfie crying video in her car with no tears saying,
- 58:38Speaker 2: all right, you win. You win. I can't take it anymore.
- 58:44Speaker 2: You're trying to ruin my life. I'm the most non-racist
- 58:47Speaker 2: person I know.
- 58:48Speaker 3: You always have to say that one. Fine.
- 58:52Speaker 2: I apologize to the guy who grabbed my ass. I'm sorry.
- 58:56Speaker 2: You're trying to ruin my life.
- 58:59Speaker 3: Pretty good.
- 58:59Speaker 2: So then I go in down and I looked at
- 59:01Speaker 2: all her stuff and like every photo is just her,
- 59:04Speaker 2: you know, perfect abd tanned body taking selfies in the
- 59:09Speaker 2: mirror of your body take laying down taking you know
- 59:13Speaker 2: um all that kind of stuff maybe one or two
- 59:16Speaker 2: of the kid praising the ex baby daddy even though
- 59:19Speaker 2: they're no longer together oh good and um But she's
- 59:23Speaker 2: a nightmare. And I'm just saying these are the things
- 59:25Speaker 2: where you're like, no, that's you. Of course. Just like
- 59:28Speaker 2: Jennifer Aiden with the jersey mics.
- 59:30Speaker 3: There happened to be a phone out during this time.
- 59:32Speaker 3: But this woman and Jennifer Aiden, same thing. They've done
- 59:34Speaker 3: this countless times to every Target cashier or whoever is
- 59:40Speaker 3: in their world considered under them or whatever.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Why are you so angry? You just got a scrub.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Wasn't that relaxing, like a body scrub?
- 59:46Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 59:47Speaker 2: What are you angry about?
- 59:49Speaker 3: I know.
- 59:50Speaker 2: And so I brought up a while ago when I
- 59:52Speaker 2: talked about the Jennifer Aiden with the Jersey Mike's, the
- 59:55Speaker 2: girl that got that worked for ESPN that got mad
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: at the tow truck lady. Oh, do you remember that?
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: So anyway, I talked about it. I'm like, where is
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: that girl today? What's she doing? So someone let me know. She's,
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: you know, 10 years older or whatever. She has like
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: a decent like YouTube, whatever, following. And someone sent me
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: the link when she went through and she talked all
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: about it. And she says that this particular toe tuck
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: place was known for like taking your car in non
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: places that are OK to park at. Right. And she
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: parked at an OK place. She had a couple of drinks,
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: but she wasn't wasted. And she was just really pissed
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: because she was like, this is a scam. This is
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: a scam. And you should be ashamed of yourself that
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: you're working at a scam place, not You should be
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: shaming yourself because you work at a tow truck place. Right.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: And that was her story.
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: So I just wanted to tell that side because I
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: talked about it before, but yeah.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: I love the fact that these valets now, because there's
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: been several people going off on valets. They must be
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: trained now to keep their cool, whip that phone out.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: And they just, they keep talking, like, say more, say more,
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: keep going.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: It's pretty great. I mean, both the ballet guys are
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: just very cool about this whole thing. They're like, uh-huh,
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: I got it. You're rich.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: You're on board. And he goes, you're soulless.
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Yeah, soulless.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: It's kind of beautiful.
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Nice moment. Yeah.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Oh. Charlie Sheen is going to be part of Denise's
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Richards new show.
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: And one of the girls is big on OnlyFans and
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: one of the daughters is a super Christian. Oh, perfect.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: I know. It's a perfect show.
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: That's on E.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: And what does he mean by he's going to be
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: a part of it?
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: I think we're going to see him a little bit. Yeah.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: But I don't know that he's making money off of it,
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: but I think he makes some appearance. They show him
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: getting a facelift. Yeah.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: I saw that. Yeah.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: So I guess he'll be part of it.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: So then this was crazy. This girl, who is a
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: New York woman, went to Pakistan. She's like 35. She
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: met a 19-year-old and she went to Pakistan and now
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: she is doing these things that have gone viral where
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: she's like, this country sucks and I need $ 100, 000 and
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: I'm going to fix your country. Yeah. I don't even
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: know what she's really asking for.
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: You've got to watch the videos.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: It's insane. It's the funniest thing you've ever seen.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: And these people are standing behind her. Yeah. And they're like,
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: how did this woman from New York just, like, hijack
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: the whole country? And, like, she's holding these people hostage. Like,
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: what's happening?
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: And this is like, they're like, I'm a woman. I'm
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: supposed to speak. And she's like, shut up. You talk
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: too much. It's pretty wild.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: This other favorite story from a few weeks ago that
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: I just kept wanting to get to was a woman
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: who said she fell into a trap. She fell into
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: a scam that a wealthy... She's a wealthy divorcee, and
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: she gave over $ 700, 000 to a man who claimed that
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: he was Brad Pitt, who was in love with her,
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: who found her online, but had to get some medical stuff.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: And I guess because his horrible bitch ex-wife, Angelina Jolie,
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: is holding the winery hostage in our divorce, and therefore
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: I can't have these surgeries. I assume he probably said
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: nobody can know about it, but they Photoshopped himself as.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: He had a couple of AI pictures that don't look
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: real at all.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: No, they're not even AI. They're like Canva from five
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: years ago. Yeah, like Photoshop. And so she sent all
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: her money. And of course, it wasn't him. And, you know,
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: but it just like it just he just used a
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: typical thing. He just was like, yeah, I found you.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: I had a friend and she all of a sudden
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: we're all hanging out and she's attractive girl. And she goes,
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: you guys. Russell Crowe just DM'd me. Yeah. And I
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: was like... And for a second, this was like six
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: years ago, I was like, I don't know. Like, she's
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: not a famous person, but she's attractive. Like, what if
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: somehow he, like, came across it? And then we look,
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: and of course, it's a fake... Russell Crowe won or something. Yeah,
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: they just... They just throw out a huge net to anyone.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: I get them too. I get them from like women.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: I get them from all weird stuff. Like, oh, hey. Hey, you. Yeah,
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: me too. Just thinking I'm like a lonely thing.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: There's a new scam now they do. Hey, you're so cute.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: Don't write me here. Write me at my other whatever
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Instagram account or something.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: I don't touch anything.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: Yeah, me neither.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: I'm like, no. Oh, we have a UPS package of yours,
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: but you wrote the wrong– Yeah. Um, zip code.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: I'm like, no, everything's a scam.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so, yeah. You have to be so careful.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: Like no matter what, I remember someone was doing a
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: scam with me and I was like, wait, are you single?
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: I'm so lonely. And then the guy hung up and
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: called me on a different line from India to like,
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: start to pursue me that way. He gave up the
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: original scam. Oh, I was tricking him back.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Oh, look at you. Wow. Yeah. And the other thing
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: I hear when they do this is they don't ask
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: for cash necessarily. All of them ask for gift cards.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: He's like, listen, I'm Brad Pitt and I need $ 300
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: in Applebee's gift card. What?
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Why do you sound Nigerian? I'm working on a film.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: I'm playing a character. I mean, I don't know how
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: people could possibly fall for any of this. It's shocking
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: to me.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: Listen, if the ship is sail, ladies, just find a friend.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: Just find a girlfriend and just go on a cruise
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: with a bunch of other ladies. Right. Exactly. Like, spend
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: your money that way. It's not worth it. Okay. Let's
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: just catch up a little bit on the Blake and
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: Ryan situation. What is your perspective? They have a trial
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: date set for March 26th. He set up the website
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: with all of his information. Yeah. He's fighting back. He's
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: lost three jobs, Justin.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Baldoni.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Baldoni lost three jobs that he was set to do
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: when the New York Times article dropped, which was about
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: the lawsuit. And what I realized is that you can
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: say whatever you want in a lawsuit. And then if
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: people report on that lawsuit, it's not defamation. Right. Because
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: it's in a lawsuit and they're referring to a lawsuit.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: So you can say this person sexually assaulted me. This
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: person did all this stuff. And New York Times can
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: report on it. They're saying the reason he's suing New
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: York Times for $ 250 million for defamation is because they
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: did an amended thing and they found out from internet
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: sleuths that they believe that they had the material back
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: in October. They noticed metadata like they noticed like a date.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: So was New York Times working in cahoots, in collusion
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: with Ryan and Blake? a couple months prior to set
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: the stage to really take him down once they report
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: on this lawsuit that they just received the day before. Like,
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: how long were they working on it? They say that's
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: not true. They say, no, that's like a Google mistake
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: or something.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: The New York Times.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: New York Times. New York Times also was the first
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: to take down, you know, Harvey Weinstein.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: Rowan Farrow is very good friends with Taylor Swift. Taylor
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: Swift is very good friends with Blake.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: As of a while ago. We don't know how they
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: are now. And that's where Blake said, oh, my two
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: dragons that helped me rewrite this roof.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Oh, Ronan Farrow is one of the dragons?
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: No, no, just Taylor.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: And Ryan. So we're seeing all the elites connect, as
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: someone would think, of like all the power of just
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: picking up a phone. William Morris also dropped him right
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: when this article dropped about all the things that he
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: did wrong in the film. He's showing all the things.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: The latest flirty text. Did you see the latest flirty text?
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: I mean, I keep up. Here's the thing. Yes. And
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: not to ruin all the fun here because it is fun,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: but it is shocking to me.
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: That.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: We even really, like who gave a shit about Blake
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: Lively or Justin Baldoni? You know what I mean? And really,
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: we kind of still don't, but it is a fun story.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: Like the movie certainly wasn't a big hit or anything.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: It was a big hit. Well, not really. 300 million
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: to now.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: 300 million, where? Never.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Yes, that's fact.
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: Really?
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: I was shocked too.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: Well, I'd be shocked if it made $ 300 million.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Then be shocked. Worldwide? Yes.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's a crazy number.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: But I could be wrong. So that's the thing. He
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: has the rights to the second one, Justin. Yeah. Justin
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: found Colleen Hoover, the writer. Right. I know it's a
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: big book and everything. Back in 2018, he found her.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: They worked on developing it for four years before they
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: cast Blake.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: Who is very different than the character in the book.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: The character in the book is in her early 20s. Okay.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: But they picked Blake knowing that she is a big
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: box office draw.
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: And all of that. So then- other idea is he
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: has the rights to the second book, which is It
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Starts With Us. And with a $ 300 million movie, yeah,
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: the second one's going to go.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: So the whole thing is did they go after him
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: as– Something saying that there was sexual harassment and stuff
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: because then that would break the morality clause. OK. And
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: therefore you could lose the rights to something because you
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: were morally corrupt or whatever. All right. So was that
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: the case or was he just going to fold and
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: give it up? But he was like, no, he hired
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: the same people that PR people that helped Johnny Depp.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: And he's like, fuck this. And he's brought out all
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: the things, which that part is fun. The voice note. Yeah.
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: The voice note.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: There's some fun things to make fun of.
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: The fake Ryan Reynolds paparazzi stunt. That one's my favorite.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: That was incredible. When somebody first... When I first saw that,
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: I was like, oh, my God. And, you know, people
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: brought it to my attention and I don't know who did.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: But then I was like, you guys have to go
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: look it up and see it. Because it was all
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: these people that took photos and they all using the
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: same masking tape.
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: Like the blue painting tape is on every single one.
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: And they're like on boards for him to easily sign,
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: not just like a piece of paper. So it makes
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: it quick and easy. Like it was so planned out.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: And also, somebody pointed out, nobody's got any cameras.
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: Very, like, two.
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: No one's asking him, tell them, what do you think
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: of Justin, Bill?
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: Don't.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: No one's asking. They're just normal fans that clearly were paid.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: And then they're all asking him to sign with the
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: same marker. So they bought a bag of markers, like
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: Sharpies or whatever. And, yeah. And, like, he doesn't have
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: a movie to promote. There's nothing. And then they went
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: out the other night, and they're smiling, doing selfies, Blake
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: and he. And so was, you know, she, let me
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: show you. So, oh, in this one, this video, this
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: comes from originally, people are pulling up videos and this
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: comes from Without a Crystal Ball. She's doing an interview
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: with Colleen, the author, with all super fans of the book.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: And she says, the studio only wants us to show
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: you 20% or 20 minutes of the cut. But it's
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: my cut and I don't give a fuck. And I'm
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: going to show you guys the whole movie. Oh. And
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: all the fans cheer. Yeah. She's like, I smuggled it
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: on the plane. In a hard drive. So when he
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: says you, like, you kidnapped the movie, you took it
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: for yourself, you insisted that it be your cut. Right.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: You rewrote this rooftop scene with Taylor Swift and Ryan. Like,
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: he is right. Like, he's admitting it right here. Yeah.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: She wasn't supposed to do that. She wasn't supposed to
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: show a bunch of fans the movie before it came out.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: And so it's like she just doesn't care. And then...
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: You know, also what interesting is Justin Baldoni had a
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: podcast about feminism with this girl something Liz Plank.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: And the day that the New York Times, everything, she
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: dumped him right away. Boop.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: Liz Plank did.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: Left. Yeah. Yeah. And I just thought that was interesting
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: because now everybody is Team Justin. Now we all see
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: it for what it was. I didn't know. I read
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: the highlights of the article. I was like maybe he
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: was a creeper. Maybe he did do a smear campaign
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: because I remember hearing she was a bitch. Right. But
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: then her going and trying to like really nail it
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: to him. And then the other part is, you know,
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: about nice pool. So Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds' movie. Yeah.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: There is a character in the last film.
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: I saw it.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Called Nice Pool.
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: The guy with the longer hair.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: So he, that is, he's making fun of Justin Baldoni. Oh.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: He says, I have a podcast about feminism. He says
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: all these things. He gets killed in front of a
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: flower shop, which she worked at a flower shop in this.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: There's all these cross references. Like, it's incredible. Like, there's
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: no doubt they're making fun of him. Yeah.
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: In the movie, Nice Pool is played by Ryan Reynolds.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: But in the credits of Nice Pool, it says Nice
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: Pool played by Jordan Reynolds.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: Oh. In Blake Lively's Thank You, at the end of
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: the movie— Hold on.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: I need a pencil.
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: No, but listen.
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: In Blake Lively's Thank You, she says, Thank you, Gordon Reynolds.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: So she knew they planned it out because the two
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: movies came out at the same time. So they were
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: already annoyed with him. Yeah. Ryan and her were already
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: annoyed with Justin. Ryan took it a step further, added
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: a scene, added a character to make fun of Justin.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: It's basically an Easter egg, a Taylor Swift Easter egg
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: where you're like, oh my God, but only recently did
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: people figure that out.
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: And so- So the timeline is that they started working
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: on the movie. The thought is she was flirty with him.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: She's been with Ryan for 10 years.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: Because it seems like in some of the texts I've
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: been seeing, are they fucking or not? Who calls at
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: 2 o'clock in the morning?
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: Well, she had texted him at 144 a.m. That's what
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: Who does that?
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Well, they were working on the script and she sent
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: the rewrite and he was like, okay, cool. Like whatever.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: And she was like, wow, I really thought I'd get
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: more of a response from you. So then he left
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: a voice note so that it wouldn't be misinterpreted. And
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: she could hear that he really feels badly that he
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: didn't give her more credit for taking the time to
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: do this. He's placating her. He might've thought it, he
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: doesn't know that she's going to totally take over at
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: this point. He still thinks, Okay, let's work together. I
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: have a huge star to make this a huge movie.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: And so he's still trying. He goes to her house
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: and is with the baby, like meets the baby and everything.
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: Her and Ryan Reynolds have four kids. Four kids.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Like they had a lot of kids. But they met
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: on Green Lantern while he was married to Scarlett Johansson. Right.
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: I've been saying on my podcast, I would just like
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: everyone to know on Cover to Cover, I've been saying
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds is annoying for years. I say it on
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: the podcast. I say, keep an eye on this guy.
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: He's teetering on annoying. Just his commercials for Mint Mobile
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: and all of it.
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: I don't victim shame.
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: Self-tanner. A lot of self-tanner. Too sticky. Always doing bits.
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: He thinks he's so funny.
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So anyway.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: Well, on my show, I don't know if you noticed
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: this thing, but I came up with, that she was
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: wearing the jean onesie that every comedian wears.
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: And she did her own wardrobe. And she wants to
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: be funny just like Ryan thinks he's so funny. And
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: I think she was consciously or subconsciously influenced by all
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: the female comedians that were wearing the one jean onesie,
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: men and women.
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: The mechanic outfit.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: The mechanic outfit to wear that in the rooftop scene
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: because she wants to be funny in that scene. Uh-huh. Okay, here,
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Blake fell in love with her co-star on Sisterhood of
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: Traveling Pants. This will come from Pop Diaries 360. Then
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: she fell in love with Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Then she was with Leonardo DiCaprio on The Great Gatsby. Oh.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Then she was with Ryan Reynolds. So would it be
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: possible that she caught feelings for Justin?
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of the vibe I get, but
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: I don't know anything.
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: And she's like, yes. And so then she... So I,
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: but when you read the latest text that he has
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: now put out there too.
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: Something about no teeth or something.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: Yes. So she's like, oh, I'm flirty and fun. This
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: is who I am. I'm ballsy or something. And she's like,
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: no teeth, of course.
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: And like, I'm bummed I don't have her in front
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: of me, but I'm like, isn't no teeth the universal
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: for like, I'll suck your dick without teeth?
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: That's what I thought. But it also, maybe it's another
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: thing like no teeth, like I'm not, you know, like
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: a growling or something. Yeah, I went right to a blowjob.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: That's what everybody did.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: She's hinting. She's like, supposedly she got together with Ben Affleck, too,
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: on The Town.
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: When he was with Jennifer Garner.
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: Is she in all these movies?
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever seen a Blake live.
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: I saw the one where she was with the shark.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: I think she's fun to watch on screen.
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: Did she fuck that shark? She was in a shark movie.
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: It's just her and a shark. She's hanging on to
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: a buoy the whole movie, and the shark is chasing
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: her around. It's a pretty good movie.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: I think she is fun to watch. I loved her
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: in The Simple Favor. Yeah. I mean, I think she
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: is a good actress. You know, I don't know. I
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: think she is in a marriage where, like, She's kind
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: of stuck in it with him, with Brian, but they
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: are a team. The only way that they can both
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: recover from this nightmare, first of all, he's suing them
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: for $ 400 million. The date is not until March 26th.
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: I think this is going to go the distance. I
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: don't think anyone's going to fold. They're getting so much
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: bad press.
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: So what now? What do you do?
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. We can't fix it. We
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: can't talk about it till March 26. So it has
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: to like die down at a certain point.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: Well, here's the funny thing about this, which I find
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: shocking because I'm up on this story and I don't really,
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: this is not something that I really care, but it
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: is fun to, I just see the headlines constantly on
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: my phone.
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: And usually when you're in a position like this, I
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: would imagine like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are probably like,
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: can something fucking happen here so this goes away? And
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: then here come the fires in L.A. Normally that would
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: sweep this stuff right away. And it just doesn't. And
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: then here comes that plane crash. And here's another one.
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: And it just keeps coming back. And they're like, what
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: do we have to do to get rid of this story?
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: That's what's crazy that they– went for it. But I
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: think he thought that she caught feelings. I don't think
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: anything happened. I don't think anybody cheated, but I think
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: she was fishing. I remember there'd be guys at the
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: school that would kind of flirt with all the moms
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: and you know, someone might take it and some, you know,
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: I think she was fishing to see what he would
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: do when it didn't happen. Um, or maybe before it happened,
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Ryan then was on set cause he had like a break.
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: I think he read the texts somehow on the kid's
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: iPad or something confronted her cause there's Stories that people
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: heard him confronting her in the trailer. I don't know
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: if that's true. Confronted her about it. And then from there,
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: she was like, I don't even want to look. He's
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: the one that's been kissing my neck, acting this. And
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: he's like, screw this guy. I fucking hate this guy.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: So then he writes the nice pool thing. They make
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: fun of him. All this stuff. Right. Then the movie
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: comes out and he's on in a different room with
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: the waters and by himself. And she's doing this and
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: she gets bad press. Things come out that she's a bitch.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: But we forgot about it. We forgot about that she
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: was a bitch. Who cares? But in the interim of
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: the premiere and her thinking my career is over because
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: she's on the Reddits and reading shit about herself, then
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: they go, oh, fuck this guy. We're going to tell
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: it all. And in the process, we're going to get
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: the sequel back. So they put it out there with
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: the New York Times. But they thought he would just
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: crawl under a rock and die. And he's like, no, no.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: And when he brings all the receipts and all of
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: us get into it, they're I mean, they're done. They're
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: like the only way they're going to save themselves is
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: if they break up. If she says, I didn't want
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: to do all this stuff. He forced me to do it.
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: Or he's like. You know, she's a crazy whatever. Right.
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: But if they want to stay together, if they want
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: to stay together forever till the day they die, they
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: just have to stay together.
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: She can only make movies with Paul Giamatti from here
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: on out.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. I mean, and then they just have to
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: go away or I don't know. This is bad. I mean,
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: I'm kind of shocked that they have the ability to
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: go out and like smile and stuff. But maybe they
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: just are those people that are kind of soulless. Like
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: maybe they just like are like, whatever. I, you know. Well,
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: I saw him stand up.
- 1:20:58Speaker 3: Hugh Jackman did this performance at Radio City Music Hall.
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: And I was like, Hugh Jackman, Sean. I know it
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: was a bit that they had planned. But I was like.
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: And then Ryan stands up and does a whole shtick
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: from the audience with Hugh Jackman. And I'm like, just go.
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: Just stay home. Like, they got four kids. Does anybody
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: ever stay home? Nobody stays home.
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: Like, it's out every night doing fake paparazzi.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: Well, I didn't understand why he was such a big
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: part of the press for Ryan. And it was– I
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: started to Zach Peter and he said that is because
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: they were– because both the movies came out, Deadpool and–
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: and it ends with us at the same time, that
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: they were trying to make it like Oppenheimer and Barbie.
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the plan.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: And that was the plan. So it was like, because
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: I was like, why is he like here and interviewing
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: the star? Like, what does he have to do? So
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: trying to get all the press, which, you know, that
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: made the money. Like people went to go see it. Right.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: They didn't. It was kind of after that, the trickling
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: of like that she is a bitchy person. And, I mean,
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: she said something about one of her co-stars from Gossip Girl, Leister. Wait,
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: what's her name?
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: Mayton Leister? Yeah, yeah. Leighton Meester.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: There's another video of them, like, doing a panel. And
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: she's like, well, it's not like we were born in cages. Well,
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: one of us was. And her mom had her in prison.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: Her co-star, who's sitting right next to her.
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: Wait, Leighton Meester's mom had her in prison?
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Had her in prison.
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: Oh, I wouldn't have. I mean, what do I know?
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: But yeah. Oh, okay.
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: And she knew that and said it. Well, one of
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: us was born in a cage.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: Hey, you know, I mean.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: I mean, it's shocking the things that are being pulled up.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: It wouldn't be the first time an attractive girl who's
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: had a career since childhood is a bitch. You know
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: what I mean? Like, this is nothing new.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Right. But it's like there's no way, like... it's just,
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: it's very weird. And that she always talks and like, like,
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: you know, it always brings it back to like one,
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: she pushed her hair care that nobody wanted. This was
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: the other thing. There's other girl comes and she's got
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: beautiful curls and she's pushing her hair care.
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: Oh, does she have a hair care?
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: Like was, yeah. And it's just a dry shampoo or whatever.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: And she goes, this is what I like. And her
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: hair looks horrible throughout the movie. I don't know if
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: it's a wig or what, but it's this big wild
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: mess along with her horrible outfits. And so she starts
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: to fix this girl's hair. And all the comments are like,
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: you ruined her hair. She's like, and this is what
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: I like. I just like, she's like, see? And I
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: like to separate your curls. And the girl's like, thanks,
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: I love it. Like, is this, wow. And everyone's like,
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: oh my God, look at her before. And then I
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: start the video before and it was like, quaffed and
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: like lovely.
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: Oh no.
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: So yeah, she's just that girl that like, I don't know.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: We'll see. But I think now it's going to die
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: down a little bit now because everything's out on the
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: website that's out there. So now every, once we're done
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: talking about everything on that, which we're getting there and
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: the judge said no more like interviews and stuff to
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: like the attorneys. And so yeah, maybe it will die
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: down a little bit. But I think it's really interesting
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: because it just shows like movie making in a way
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: that even people that are in the industry didn't really
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: know was like that. Right. Like covert and ugly. I
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: don't know if this has happened a lot or if
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: this is a one. Yeah. A rare occasion.
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: I don't know either, but it's all very fascinating to me.
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: I'm going to add on something funny. I came across
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: a really horrible movie called Hollywood High. It's on Amazon Prime.
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: I talked about it. It was basically a porn. And
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: I couldn't believe Amazon Prime.
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: Who were older?
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: From 1976. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I remember this one.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: And so people have been sending me other awful movies
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: from the 70s and 80s.
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: Oh, man. You go on for days.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: I've talked about Angel the Teenage Hooker that goes to
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: a private school. There was another one. ABC Monday Night Movie.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: Off the Minnesota Strip. It's another teenager.
- 1:25:01Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: That's just turning tricks.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: Turning tricks.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: Turning tricks.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: That was a big plot line back in then.
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: I was obsessed with being a hooker. I wanted to
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: be a street hooker. I wanted to wear the outfits.
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: I didn't want to do anything with anybody. I wanted
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: to walk up and down the streets as a hooker.
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: I was a hooker for third grade Halloween. I wrote
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: hooker and roller skates.
- 1:25:21Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So like way before Boogie Nights, I
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: thought of that look. So that was one. This Jeffrey
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: Mix is so funny.
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: Sorry, Mare Winningham. She was in San Elmo's Fire, which
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: I hear they're making a sequel to, according to Rob Lowe.
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: They'll be doing San Elmo's Fire 2.
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: I don't know this.
- 1:25:40Speaker 4: Wow.
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: I don't know if she's the lead in this. Anyway,
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: this one is also coming from Heartthrob Anderson.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: Oh, this movie is shocking.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: This guy's video about it.
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: It's called The Toy. It's with Richard Pryor.
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: There's a Klan rally in this movie. There is a Klan.
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: A kid buys a black band.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: He walks us through the movie, this guy, Hart Throb Anderson.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: And I kind of remember, but it wasn't a movie. Like,
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: I was already too old to go see this movie. Like,
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: it was like, I thought it was like a kid
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: movie or something. Like, I never wanted to go see it.
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: And I guess at the end of the movie, he
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: gets sold again to another rich kid. Yeah.
- 1:26:21Speaker 3: There's a lot of– he comes to Jackie Gleason's house
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: because the kid buys it.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: He's a rich guy.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: He's a toy. And there's a lot of like people
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: walking into the house and being frightened by Richard Pryor.
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: I mean I cannot believe it. Like this was only
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: like 40 years ago.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: He goes to the toy store and he doesn't want anything.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: You could have anything you want. And the kid sees
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: Richard Pryor, who is playing a janitor. And he goes,
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: that's who I want. And they go, look, I'll give
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: you this much money. But they actually put him in
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: a box.
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: To have him be unwrapped.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: Well, why wouldn't they? Yeah. I just want to know, like.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: In all the Richard Pryor documentaries and stuff, is there
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: anybody that's just like, yeah, Richard just took the money
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: and was like, whatever. Or Richard thought it was funny
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: or Richard didn't see the harm in it. What the
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: fuck was it?
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: Right. I mean, there's Richard Pryor. There's just different times.
- 1:27:16Speaker 3: I mean, look at the one with him and Gene Wilder.
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: Gene Wilder goes full blackface in one of them. I
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: think Silver Streak.
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: And just, hey, drive, Turkey. And, you know, that whole shit.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: I mean, it's just unbelievable. Yeah. Even talking about it
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: is probably getting me in trouble, but I'm not. It's
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: part of embarrassing.
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: Oh, I like this guy's video. Look, it's my name.
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, so you saw it. Yeah. Okay, good. Chris,
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: I love you so much.
- 1:27:41Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you for having me on.
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: It's always a pleasure. And then, of course, cover to cover.
- 1:27:46Speaker 3: March 14th and 15th, Detroit House of Comedy, March 14th
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: and 15th. And then Houston Punchline, March 16th, Sunday nights.
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: Fun.
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: Those are on frangola.fun, as are the Valentine shows and
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: all the fun stuff. What else? Did you see the video,
- 1:28:02Speaker 3: which I wanted to discuss with you?
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry.
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: Babyface being interviewed on the red carpet at the Grammys.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: Oh, and then the person ran away to talk to Sheffield.
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: No, he didn't run away. Just like yelled over.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: In the middle? Mid-sentence?
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: Yeah, mid-sentence. The poor guy. And listen, he's an old guy.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: Who's doing- He's not that old.
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: No, but he's telling a boring conversation.
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: It's a boring conversation.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Oh, it was boring.
- 1:28:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: And Chapel Rowan goes walking behind him. Yeah. And the
- 1:28:24Speaker 3: two girls just start yelling, Chapel, Chapel. And he goes, oh,
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: I'm sorry. You want her? And they go, yeah. And
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: they push Babyface, who's kind of like a musical legend,
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: out of the way. And people are like freaking out.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: I mean, but sometimes you got to cut off the
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: old man.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Sometimes we realize, oh, we're old.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Like a 25 year old. Like I remember when my
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: mom would always be like, how do you not know
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: who so-and-so is? And I'd be like, because I don't.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: Like I get when I bring up stuff and now
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: I try to be like, are you, are you, I
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: try to get people like, you know, some respect to me, like,
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: are you aware of who this person is? Because why
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: would you? If you're 25 years younger than me, you
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: might not know who.
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: Like, you know, like I was a full-blown adult 25
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: years ago. Like, so, and so, but still, yeah, it
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: just goes to show you they're rude.
- 1:29:09Speaker 3: Sometimes you just gotta, yeah. They're rude. Yeah. Anyway, I
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: thought that was very interesting.
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: Of course, heatherbertdahl.net. Come see me in New York, D.C.,
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: And Red Bank, New Jersey. And then also March 1st,
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: I'll be at Agua Caliente in Palm Springs. That's going
- 1:29:24Speaker 2: to be a.
- 1:29:24Speaker 3: Fun East Coast trip in the winter. I love it.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it's two degrees. I'm going to have fun.
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: I'm with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman, who do really funny.
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: Oh, I like that girl, Andrea Lopez.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: They do really funny impressions, but they're stand-ups too. They're
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: just really funny. And Drake's coming too, my son.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: So he's never been to New York. Okay. I told
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: him he has got to order some cuter clothes. I
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: want him to look like I'm looking for a man
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: in finance. Six five. Blue eyes.
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: Dress him like Barron Trump. That would be nice. People
- 1:29:54Speaker 3: love that guy.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: I'm going to bring him. All right. Thank you. Bye.
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Donna's connections with. they
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: Where?
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 1:30:20Speaker 4: Lift?
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: Please. You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: No.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.