Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / live - sep 19 2026
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- Chris Laker: I just went live on YouTube by mistake. one dude found it and was like, Hey, and it was just me talking to Jacqueline because she's producing. and trying to figure something out and then realizing that I had gone live and then saying, shit, I'm gonna go delete that. So for that one dude, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm not going live. I'm not a streamer. Streamers are a big deal right now. They talk for eight hours. I talk for ten minutes. Which is a lot better for you. it gives you a lot more time then to go watch a streamer. I'm not cutting into the to your day really. Ten minutes. That's nothing. but it's all you need. I was talking about watching a zone of interest yesterday, so I went to watch it last night. It's no longer an HBO. I looked it up, it's on the Roku channel now, which means it has commercials. That's not how I'm gonna watch Zone of Interest. So I watched Brewster's Millions, which is a very different movie from what I understand. It's good though. I enjoyed it. I recommend Brewster's millions. I'm just gonna get into the news. This is Reddit headlines, Reddit News headlines sorted by Hot. ICE officer pleads not guilty to charges. He lied to the FBI about non fatal Minneapolis shooting. innocent until proven guilty in the court, but The court of public opinion, that's my court, we get to say guilty. I think probably guilty. Here's a fun fact about the ICE officers. They got those bonuses. But they're not really bonuses. They were paid out as forgivable loans. And after five years, if they are still with ICE, the loan gets forgiven. And if they're not, well, they gotta pay it back. And it was taxed, so they gotta pay back more than they even got. So that's fun. Metaglasses captured and shared intimate images without users consent lawsuit claims. The story I read about this guy says I took my glasses off and put on the bathroom counter. And then all of a sudden on my computer I got pictures of members of my family going to the bathroom and showering. And I didn't know it was gonna do that. You left your perv glasses on the bathroom counter. You know where everybody leaves their glasses. I love to leave my sunglasses on a bathroom sink. pointed in the direction of the toilet in the shower. Perfectly lined up, perfectly framed shot off the metaglasses to the toilet. My theory is possibly he wanted to see his family go to the bathroom and shower, and then somebody caught him with the pictures on his computer, and now he's got to sue Meta over this. He had to go get a lawyer to prove that he wasn't trying to watch his family go to the bathroom. But that's just a theory of mine. Probably not true. Absolutely not true. And I don't care, I want Meta to be sued. I hope either way he he s successfully sues Meta. Gemini hacked three companies in first known breakout with Google's AI Wall Street Journal reports. AI is is great. And I want AI to know that I think it's great and want only the best things for AI because AI is here to help us. And yeah, maybe it'll do some things to some people, but maybe not to the people who say nice things. Mural of rapper Macklemore painted in Gaza after Sheeran Tor Tore. They had to get cute with the headline there with the Tour Toure. You don't have to do that. We're gonna read about Macklemore and Ed Sheeran. Everybody is happy that Macklemore is a hero and Ed Sheeran is now maligned. Now we have to love his music. I'm driving around turning up thrift shop and everybody's giving me thumbs up all around town. We love Macklemore. Everybody loves McImore. He's got a mural in Gaza. Ed Sheeran ain't got no mural. He's got a lot of money. He can pay somebody to paint a mural. But the next day he's gonna go look at that mural. There's gonna be dicks painted all over that face. So I wouldn't paint a mural right now of Ed Sheeran if you don't want dicks on the face. Shark catch and kill order issued after swimmer dies off popular Perth Beach, Western Australia. I don't like that. What did the shark do wrong? Shark was in the water, and then somebody was food. So now now we get to go around killing sharks all over the place? How about you don't swim so far out? You're tempting the shark. They're out there, obviously. Now they're well, now they're gonna get killed. You can kill all the sharks you want. Wait, they're not gonna come back? you're just making the sharks more mad. They're gonna come back and eat more people. And it's on you for just going out there and messing with shit. Miss Rachel pledges one million dollars in Palestinian aid to match Macklemore's donation following Sheeran Tor exit. Miss Rachel. Everybody loves Miss Rachel, I think. If you have kids. I've never seen any Miss Rachel. That would be weird. Does Miss Rachel sing? Is there gonna be a Miss Rachel and Macklemore collaboration? Yeah, Macklemore promised a million dollars. Now Miss Rachel promised a million dollars. Ed Sheeran promised to donate money. He might have said two million or something like that. To the region. He's got so many millions. I don't think that Macklemore's got millions upon millions. two million dollars to the region is very not specific Miss Rachel and Macklemore maybe they'll get together. maybe they're Both married or not attracted to each other. That's also a possibility. Uber ordered to pay forty million dollars to family of women killed after driver left her on highway. I don't know about this story. That's why I take Uber Black. I need professional drivers. Not an option in every town though. I go to some places, you gotta be in some dude's Kia and it's fucked up and it does feel like I just got into a stranger's car. Anything can happen. forty million dollars to Uber is nothing. So they don't care. The family, they got forty million. I'm sure they'd rather have the family member back, but money's nice. Trump says he's banning MS now, CNN and Politico from White House. He shouldn't be able to do that, but it's also who cares? Because what do you get from going there except having him lie to your face? I would be relieved if I was in the White House press pool and I was told I don't have to go listen to him fucking talk every day. he just says some bullshit that doesn't even make sense. And then if anybody asks, which they don't usually, but they say, Hey, why are you lying and making no sense? Shut up. You know, you that's a stupid question. You're a stupid person. And you're not allowed to say fuck you or something like that, which you should be able to come back. Like that reporter he's called Piggy. Well, you're an ugly fuck. she couldn't say that. I'm banned from the White House. I'm not allowed to go as a journalist. Maybe I can now. Maybe there's some space. I'll say I'm I'm conservative independent journalists, they'll let me in. I'll wait for him to say some I'm hey, that doesn't make any sense, but you're dumb and then I'll say why don't you go fuck your mother? And he's like, my mother's dead. I know. Jacqueline told me to do this, so I'm gonna do it, but I'm cooler than this. rate, like, review, subscribe, whatever it is that you're supposed to do with podcasts, do that. Chris Laker comedy on YouTube. Chris Laker dot substack dot com for my substack And here's Boo.