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Ep. 60 "Very First Time" with Comedian Gerard Rankin Sr. · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: Talk. We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion.
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  Speaker 1: He talked back. What's up, y'all, it's a girl a J.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to a new episode that we talked back. It's
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  Speaker 1: Tim Bam y'all. How y'all doing. I love y'all. Guess
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  Speaker 1: what we got a guest host on with us today?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Sama, bit drinking? Hey, we talked back A welcome? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Appreciate you all having a brother. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: he's from the Last Few Hits podcast where darn big
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  Speaker 1: Baby Brad. Y'all check that out. I did it. It
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  Speaker 1: was so much fun. I had to bring him over here,
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  Speaker 1: so y'all can hear this man? He is a hoot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they loved you on the episode that I had so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. I want to come back, but I got
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  Speaker 1: she's coming back with you next time. I'm telling my bad,
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  Speaker 1: bad bad she did. See that's what she that's my
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  Speaker 1: bad a J. I know you can smoke bed in
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  Speaker 1: her because she need to finish her blunt. I only
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  Speaker 1: smoke to have sex, straight up. I don't smoke in
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  Speaker 1: the dates. I can't fun like like like like weeded
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  Speaker 1: sex like you hear after you hear the blunt, Like
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  Speaker 1: how many minutes after that you hit the blunt? It's
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  Speaker 1: like come on here, yeah, like come on he shortly
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  Speaker 1: thereafter word, as soon as you put on put it out,
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  Speaker 1: like shoot, let's go to the room. Yea. Right, So
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like, uh, that should that men be
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  Speaker 1: getting from the gas station with the honeycombs on it,
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  Speaker 1: Like the little honey you know that little thing that
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  Speaker 1: you'll be taking with y'all trying to get that honey.
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  Speaker 1: We don't take that gas station. Yeah, they do have,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the same thing, right, yeah, pretty much. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it is. I don't call multiple niggas with
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  Speaker 1: some ship any damn trash can Like why are you
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  Speaker 1: popping these pills on me? Right? I need organic gas
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  Speaker 1: Asian joint? Yes, but you're not. If you're weed it,
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  Speaker 1: you're not organic boom exactly. And you didn't complain that night,
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  Speaker 1: but it got done, broke your back off. Weed is organic,
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  Speaker 1: it is not. It ain't a pill for the gas station.
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  Speaker 1: She influence. Yeah, it's a natural herb and the pills
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  Speaker 1: ain't natural. You gotta google it, girl. Them sucking ingredients
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  Speaker 1: to be long as hell. If they got an accident
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  Speaker 1: maybe stuff like jin saying and stuff, and they'd be
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  Speaker 1: natural stuff. I just want to know why they make
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  Speaker 1: ship for women, Like why they only make ship for men?
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  Speaker 1: They do? What do they make? The whole market is
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  Speaker 1: towards men being able to fucking come, Like it's not
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  Speaker 1: they don't give a shit about men. Don't have a rose.
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  Speaker 1: They do have pocket pussy. Let's see they got all
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  Speaker 1: but that, but that, but but the but the pocket
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  Speaker 1: pussy jo that's manual. You got the you got the
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  Speaker 1: jack with it and ship the y'all just slap that
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  Speaker 1: rose on there, and I'm tom ask you can buying right,
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  Speaker 1: so like you could buy ass with somebody pussy mold
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  Speaker 1: inside there? Like but why we gotta look stupid? What
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  Speaker 1: I love? Who want to be sitting there in front
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  Speaker 1: of the bed with just ya gotta watch nothing else?
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  Speaker 1: And we're sitting there just on just a fake getting it.
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  Speaker 1: Man who said he broke his ass he split it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he did. He broke his ass,
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  Speaker 1: no bro So oh Sama tell us how y'all started
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  Speaker 1: last few years podcasts getting high and just recording. So
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  Speaker 1: the last few hits a week I was talking about stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's really it really is. Yeah yeah, yeah, like we
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  Speaker 1: smoked to the last few hits, you know, and they know, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the episode is over. So how long you
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  Speaker 1: take you all to smoke the blunt? Um so Lomblant. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you know in between, you know, sometimes it goes out.
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  Speaker 1: We light it back up, you know, because we haven't
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about something, you know. It's about minutes. I
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  Speaker 1: hit that weed like three times and I she was
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  Speaker 1: lightly put my ship in the astra. Yeah, we smoked
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  Speaker 1: hers after the podcast and just smoked up. Each have
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  Speaker 1: your own. Me and Dan, we both have a blunt.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to do that, right if if I
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  Speaker 1: come on the show any time, you can do edibles? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: we can. You two can share a blood okay boom
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  Speaker 1: boom Okay, yeah, we're gonna share one home. That's we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna uber next time, because that was my mistake last time.
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  Speaker 1: I was driving down. Don't try out doing twenty back.
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  Speaker 1: Don't suck you driving now and maybe we don't fu driving.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be haunting. I'm gonna be driving, okay, alight,
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  Speaker 1: glay hard. She put that weed down and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: niogle what they're doing like, definitely ain't sucking the uber
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  Speaker 1: driving uber. What's wrong with er dick? Getuper meats going right,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna send to women women don't pay for dick,
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  Speaker 1: hold on hold only only the undesirable women pay for dick.
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  Speaker 1: You think, so, I don't. I don't know. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: There's a market for everyone, Okay, So if you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you just want to pay for it, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have We're gonna have that available to you. See, look
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  Speaker 1: at you too attractive. Ain't never thought about it. I
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  Speaker 1: know plenty fine women that end up paying for dick
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  Speaker 1: dog and just be kind of indirect like you're paying
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  Speaker 1: for this negative live and he just paying you and
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  Speaker 1: Dick sleeping on your couch. That happened on both. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's different. And like women who had their whole career
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  Speaker 1: together and all that stuff, like they're not concerned about
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  Speaker 1: how much money a man God, they might buy some dick,
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  Speaker 1: like they might get somebody to take care of that
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  Speaker 1: don't happen. Yeah, that happens. That happens by the time
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  Speaker 1: my fifty five sixty. If I ain't got on that, ye,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start praying niggas I ain't lying, Hollo, are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna go? What do you mean? How are you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to go anyway? Like try to go? I
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  Speaker 1: mean you can only go with you fifty five? Fifty five?
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  Speaker 1: How are you gonna go? Thirty? And you say it
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  Speaker 1: so twenty five years younger, yep to come beat my
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  Speaker 1: old back here and like how much? Like would you
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  Speaker 1: pay a bill? Or would you like drop to Jordan's
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  Speaker 1: only if he had been where he isn't? Come like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, you could live with you can have a
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  Speaker 1: key coming in straight up. I'm gonna have a nigger
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  Speaker 1: all up and through here. I can't, no, young nick,
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody got on time and be picking up and
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  Speaker 1: dropping thirty. He may have a little job. He might
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  Speaker 1: have a little job, have a little wan, a little
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  Speaker 1: PlayStation lay station. Yeah, give my man some v bucks
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  Speaker 1: on this fortnight, some vcs on his on his two
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  Speaker 1: k shame, because that's what it's gonna be back man,
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  Speaker 1: All right, what y'all do this weekend? I just came
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  Speaker 1: back from dr last name. I'm still feeling like I'm
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  Speaker 1: still drunk. First of all, that's why I can't drink it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hydrating today. It was a lot of big fake
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  Speaker 1: booties out there. Yes, we did, going to one spot
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  Speaker 1: and one of one of the guys who was what
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  Speaker 1: else he was you know how you doing? But some
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  Speaker 1: bit pulled up on him and was trying to solicit
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  Speaker 1: to him. But yeah, let me just be working now
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  Speaker 1: alcoholis how try to hit him for once? He she
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  Speaker 1: realized he wasn't about that life and he just walked away. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get to that. But the bit just definitely
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  Speaker 1: be working in the nightclubs. Man and guys, y'all definitely
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  Speaker 1: be out there buying that pussy. Yes, I am Brazil.
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  Speaker 1: Come home with that triple wammy pack. Yeah. Just if
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  Speaker 1: you can't buy pussy out there, at least use a
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  Speaker 1: condom like strap up and use a good one when
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  Speaker 1: that fits. Stop putting condoms too big for your dick
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  Speaker 1: on because it has feed your ego. Y'all see them
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  Speaker 1: in on condoms. They got condoms in me just for
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  Speaker 1: ain't on that. I don't know that's good, is it?
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  Speaker 1: But what's the difference? Though? I was going to say,
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  Speaker 1: what that what with that? I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's the difference. I ain't researched it too much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, Maybe you stick it in your butt instead
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  Speaker 1: of on the dick. Put a little bit more lublication.
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  Speaker 1: It might be. I don't know. We need to look
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  Speaker 1: that up. Yeah, ask condoms. I went to Vegas, y'allum,
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  Speaker 1: it was my best friend's bachelor at weekend. Did you sleep?
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  Speaker 1: That's all I did, And so I slept so much,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. The first night I went to dress
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  Speaker 1: for money back yo, and that was a good time
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  Speaker 1: and I was little super lit. And then Saturday, the
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  Speaker 1: jet lad hit me like a ton of bricks. I
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  Speaker 1: was so sleepy. I slept all day. And then that
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  Speaker 1: night out you know, came back out to play and
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  Speaker 1: really didn't do too much. Y'all went to consue. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I lost. I lost sporty bucks on the first night.
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  Speaker 1: I don't play. I don't like that. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: I started losing more than twenty dollars, I started getting
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  Speaker 1: upset me. So I didn't spend that much. But then
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  Speaker 1: we went to a Whitney Houston Hologram concert. That ship was.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. That's right. You wun't with it, really,
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  Speaker 1: it did. Look she had a live band, get it
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  Speaker 1: a live band? That easy as a joke. Joy ohness.
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  Speaker 1: But they had her little lightskin, that one Whitney. They
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  Speaker 1: had her light skin, a light little light hudn't like
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  Speaker 1: her at all. It did look like her, and they
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  Speaker 1: didn't have her mannerisms. When I pictured the hologram concert,
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  Speaker 1: I picture like it's her from like her video. They
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  Speaker 1: took her image from her old videos, from her songs,
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  Speaker 1: and they wouldn't put that image on a hologram right
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  Speaker 1: up there on the stage. I imagine they took a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of images somebody and then created this hologram. And
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  Speaker 1: that's how it was able to manipulate her mannerism so well,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what made it creepy. No, bro, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: with it me neither. Man. Motherfucker's harvest in our consciousness. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they trying. That's an experiment they just did on y'all
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Oh they've been on that day. They have
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson and I ain't been the nun, but you've
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  Speaker 1: been the one. Yeah, you've been brainwashed in some kind
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  Speaker 1: of way. Did you a medic? You zombie? Wait, not
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  Speaker 1: the zombie. Did you're a meda human? Now? Man? They
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  Speaker 1: got you. They did some kind of way do two
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  Speaker 1: pocket biggie together and call it the beef is over. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be sleepwalking. Don't even know what cameras put
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  Speaker 1: some cameras in here to night. Shut up and what
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  Speaker 1: you had going on this weekend? When I do this
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  Speaker 1: weekend washed, I went to I went to a day
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  Speaker 1: party on Sunday. My sister lives in Texas. She came
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: home for the weekend, so we had to cook out
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  Speaker 1: for her on Saturday. You know, I've just been much
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  Speaker 1: chilled out. It was beautiful here this past weekend. It
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  Speaker 1: was very beautiful. Now we're back to what Now we're
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  Speaker 1: back to what? Fifty three? Yeah, no, man, in Vegas
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  Speaker 1: was cold. Was in the thirties. And ain't that ship
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  Speaker 1: some bullshit? You'll get cold on the West coast tonight,
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  Speaker 1: windy and ship. I've only been in Vegas once and
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  Speaker 1: it was cold as fuck. I don't like Vegas like that.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I got twoking more ways than one
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  Speaker 1: with that, the weather going to the and my money
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  Speaker 1: that tooking more ways than one out there in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: I got taken whoa, Yeah, let's let's pay some bills
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  Speaker 1: real quick. We'll be right back all right, y'all. So
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  Speaker 1: we got Osama bin linger and be locked. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What was that drinking from the last time you hear
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  Speaker 1: from lying? Yeah, like when you get how you came
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  Speaker 1: up with that? Like I usually grow my beard much
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  Speaker 1: bigger than this, you know what I'm saying. And my
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  Speaker 1: middle initials D last name ranking So that's drinking, right right,
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  Speaker 1: So I just put Osama been drinking? Ok. Everybody thought.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody thought I used to get drunk and stuff. I
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: was like, no, bro, I'll just be smoking weeds. It's really,
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotthing to do with that. Ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with none of that. Ain't got nothing do with that.
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  Speaker 1: So your your show is called the Last Few Kids.
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  Speaker 1: We want to discuss the first few hits. So okay,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: let's talk about your first time getting high. Everybody, m hm,
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  Speaker 1: who first made your first shoot? I was in high school. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: LA's probably about Tim Gray and uh, me and my homie.
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  Speaker 1: We went in on a bag like a little doll,
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  Speaker 1: like a little yeah. Yeah, we went like dying bag,
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  Speaker 1: me and my my best home. And they ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: Like I knew I had to, Like I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: how to roll a joint. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: But I knew how to roll a joint. And by that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying like my daddy used to smoke weed, and
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  Speaker 1: you know you can. I used to walk in not
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  Speaker 1: on purpose, but you know, I'll be walking into the room,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Dad, dare to ask them something, and this muggle
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  Speaker 1: over there in the corner roll and joint. Good out
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  Speaker 1: of here. You know what I'm saying With all that,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: but I see his motion, what he's doing, right, so
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  Speaker 1: you know. And then plus we had cable, so I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't seen weed on TV and stuff like that, so
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I kind of knew what to do to kind of
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  Speaker 1: roll a joint. So I told my home was like,
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  Speaker 1: who's gonna get the roll? It was all sing and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, shoot, I know how to roll it.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I just said it. I ain't even and I was like, Ship,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you should work out. So so we had
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: some papers and Ship we got some papers and they
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna. I tried it and joint was very smokable,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: and and we got high, and we got high, and
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: it was on after that. What y'all do after your high?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember? I think we ain't got something to eat.
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  Speaker 1: We had the munches and he would do I think
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  Speaker 1: it's burger king because they had the two for two.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: But then Tuova two was jumping to burger to fry.
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  Speaker 1: So your whole experience costs twelve dollars pretty much, pretty much, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much. Oh those were the days there, it was.
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  Speaker 1: But then we got small after that. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: started going to fifty on the dime, like get four
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  Speaker 1: of us together, and then we smoked like two or
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  Speaker 1: three blunts, two or three blunts out of dime back
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  Speaker 1: back then. Yeah, you can get like two or three
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: blunts out of a dime. Yeah, that was back then. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what the s Yeah, you're right, it would
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: be full of sticks and stems stuff. I remember like
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: taking like a box, a shoe box, and I put
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: the weed in there, and I just yeah, so you
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: could get the seeds and stuff you've been smoking smoking.
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  Speaker 1: I always seed assistance with my weed, Like if I'm
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  Speaker 1: a strong, somebody else got to roll it all that ship.
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  Speaker 1: So let's save your story because I feel like your
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  Speaker 1: story is going to include some dick. So you said
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  Speaker 1: you only spoke with weeds, So I think that's how
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  Speaker 1: I started. So I would tell my story because that
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: a seg with us to our guest topic. Um, I
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: was sixteen and my high school boyfriend I had like
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: we met in the library, did it or not? But
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: he was just like such a pothead already. He liked
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: he subscribed to High Times, and he would always be
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: showing me magazine articles about weed in California. No, he wasn't,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: and I think he was more like into Kobe and
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Ellen Iverson. So one night he would always get high
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, drugs aren't cool. I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 1: That was me. He was mean, you just need to
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: try to weave. One time. Yeah, I was, I was good.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I was at I was just a good kid. So
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: there was some train tracks in the back of his
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood and we walked to the train tracks and he
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  Speaker 1: had already rolled. Uh. I think it was like a
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  Speaker 1: Dutch Master or something like that or what else? Did
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  Speaker 1: we smoke back? Not cigarellos? What was it? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what was the pack? It was like a red and
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  Speaker 1: white I can't remember Billy's Yeah, roll one of those up?
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  Speaker 1: What fuck you? And Uh? We smoked on the train
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  Speaker 1: track and I remember the first time I hit it.
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  Speaker 1: I choked so hard I couldn't catch my breath, and
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  Speaker 1: then I didn't want to hit it again. He was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you're gonna be high for that one anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but hit it. Hit it one more time. So I
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: hit it one more time, and we just sat on
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  Speaker 1: the train tracks in the dark, talking about bullshit. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember what the conversation was, but I just remember
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: being back in the woods on the train track in
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  Speaker 1: the dark in South Carolina, the highest hell. And then
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  Speaker 1: the train came and then we were running. So we
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: was like, it's like a bridge right that we had
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: crossed over, and the train started coming and we had
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: to go back that way. So we had but across
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: the bridge, across the bridge, did not get hit by
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  Speaker 1: the train high and then had to jump. No, that
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: was standing by me, guy. You had to stand by
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: me saying in real life, my knee, Yo's not a
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: moment that never happened. That the trade we did spoke
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: up the trade track, but we didn't have to rough.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I felt like my story was born. I needed to
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: give it some excitement. You could have ended it each
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: other all night talked on the tracks. That's what happened
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: out there? That us what happened? Shame bitch? The hell
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I just wasn't look so my first time smoking, like
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: you said, it was segue into the next question, the
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  Speaker 1: next first the first time I smoked, smoked wheat. This
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: is the first time I had sex. So maybe that's
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: why I like that is that is there we go.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: But it probably wouldn't have happened if I wasn't high.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like was the gateway to the pussy the wheat, damn,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the first time I had somehow I ended up somewhere
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: with a grown ass, not a girl. Man, But how
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: was the first guy? He might have been a couple
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: of years older than me. Naked, Yeah, we got. I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: couldn't even believe it was happening. But I want to
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: talk about my first time like that that sho. I
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: don't know where you were taking that vie the first
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: no hell no tongue kissing and all that ya tom
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: kissing and your face. I couldn't believe it was happening.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I think maybe he thought that I had already had
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: sex before, but I didn't because we'd make you really
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: do ship like a fucking pro bitch. Okay, So yeah,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you didn't get no jaw on your first time? Did
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you know? Hell? Okay, you want to you you said that,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you said give jo sexual that's vaginal sex. Yeah, you're
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: talking about giving job. You didn't do it because y'all
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: know you said we'd make it. You still like a pro.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: You said we make you do something like a pro.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, she might have got off the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: chaine that first. I definitely wasn't sucking shit. I was
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: getting headway before I started having sex. I definitely wasn't
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: just sucking dick, all right, I would blow that one.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I found out the chicks, you know, back in the day,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: like some chicks like started something before they gave it. Man,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I never understand you tripped me out, like like damn
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: you wanted to sa I mean, that's your typical for
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: white women, though I know black woman like that too.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, so you be you think you think
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: your husband would love you more if you knew you
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: was You saved your vagina, but you won't saved that
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: fucking mouth, right, But you said your vagina, that's you know,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that would be the more pas? Why they do I know, yeah,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I know, I know that's what they do, but yeah,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: just joeing mom, right, what was your first time? My
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: first time was actually all right, this is a true story,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: but it sounds like something that a book. Alright, don't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: try no, Alright. So I was in high school. It's
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: my junior year and it was my boyfriend was a
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: quarterback and it was our homecoming game and his parents
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: were out of town. I saw, yes, all the planets,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: a line in Jupiter. So he was like, after the game,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I want you to come over, and I was like, okay.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: So I came to his house and he made me
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: like well, he drove me obviously, and he had me
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: standing outside in the driveway. He was like, just wait
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: here for a few minutes. So I think I might
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: have been out there like almost ten minutes. I'm like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: what is going on? Because it was dark. I remember
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: being like a little nervous about being outside. And then
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: he brought me. He blindfolded me and brought me into
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the house and then he had me walk up stairs
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: with blindfold on, and he took me to his bedroom
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and he had the whole room covered in candles, lit candles,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and looking back, it was definitely a fire hair and
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: we could have burnt his help. Damn. He likes all
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: over and from the dollar tree. I'm sure something that
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: covered his bedroom and lit. And then I remember he
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: put on like some old old last music, like old
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: music too. It wasn't like anything that something like that. Yeah,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it was like some old ship like his parents would
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: probably be listening to more than we would. Yeah, something
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: like that. It was really oldool. He was trying to
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, and then it happened. And then I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just remember thinking like, oh my god, there's a dick
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: really inside of me. I remember, I think that's what
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I was saying, Like you almost feel like is this
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: really happening? Right? What is happening? No, I don't think
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I was making any real sounds. I can't remember, but
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: it might have sound something like this. It's like I'm joking.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm joking. I don't remember. I was just
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you know, that's the very first experience. So I don't
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: know if I was making any sounds or moaning like
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: some porn video or anything, but that was it. Mhm.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I was in love after that too, shame. After day,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I got home and I was using the bathroom and
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk it felt like nothing was
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: coming out the whole condom coming out of my COUCHI
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm hitting the nigger up like you're missing something.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I come believe. I thought it was about to die.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Dogs I'm having sex. I thought my life is over.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I have like you know what we talked about,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: those stories about men not saying that economists come off
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and just leave it inside you like, what like that
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: about what the fund is that about? He don't did
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: it too? You look at him. Drugs, these things do
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: not give a funk about us. What happened with someone
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I wanted to let it? I mean he knew he
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he was embarrassed to be like, oh,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: shooting went where did he go? Put the little hand up,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: church finger up? Yeah, just say something like that ship
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: could have just been that could have been really bad
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: for me. I mean I could mean if I was saying,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I would have got it up out of there, right,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: dig it out, Get it up out of there. Bro.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You know what came next day? M hmm, it's bad.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: My first time, yeah, damn, I was in sale grade.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: He was a baby. Yeah, my first time was definitely
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: eighth grade. What is she talking about just two years
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: behind your eyes, said eleventh grade. Okay, it wasn't like
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: nothing really romantic. I guess you could say we were
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: on a trip, junior achievement trip, remember junior treatment. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: think we went to Charleston something like that, on a
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: little trip, on a little bus trip. And it was
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the night, you know, the day we got to the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: night we got there, you know, me and my girlfriend,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: like I think she was. She might have been a
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: little older to me. She wasn't no virgin though, I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: don't think she was a virgine. I was just green,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: green as fuck. All I ever did was kissing. So
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: later on, like like that night, that Friday night, she
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you know, invited me up to her room, her hotel room.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know how. I can't remember how we got
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: away from the group and all that, but we got
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: away up in her room. She pulled me in the room,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you know, we started kissing. Yeah, and still I'm saying
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: blah blah, And she pulled down her panties, you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and I pulled out my pants ever, and she lay down,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: She did lay down on the bed. She laid down
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: on the floe or she definitely been sucking her mom
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: and living room, not my green mine, my green mind.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about that then, you know what, once
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I got old, like I old, I was like, yo,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: this chick she fucked the ship out of me. Yea then,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: but no, like all I all I did was get down,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you know and hump. You know, I did what I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: thought I was doing all the supposed to be doing.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And I got up. Did you like how long after?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Like how long he was umping? Like five minutes? It
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: was probably something like that, And I thought that was
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that was set. Yeah, yeah, But
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: then like all right, don't trip Like when we got
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: back to school that very same, like that next week
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in school because it was over the weekend. Like she
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: met me in the playground. She said me, meet the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: playground right by Junior High School. You know what I'm
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: saying down into the playground. I was, okay, I'll meet
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you down there after school. You know, I'm just going
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: down to play and meet my girlfriend. You know, got
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: down there, she started kissing and got them filling and
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: going and going, And that day we did it on
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the playground and I came that day. Yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: as when it all change yeah, But when I got older,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I realized she took advantage of me. Bro, I was green.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: How she took advantage of you consented? I ain't know
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I was going down there to do all that. She
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: got me down there and started kissing on men. Stuff
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: started going getting me aroused. So she took advantage of
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: because she got you aroused. I told her, was she
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: because I know most Niggers don't got the least background
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: as women like I would like twits. She was like thirteen,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I like, No, Bro, but you you've
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: been around the block though. Bro took my innocence, bronn
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I knew she probably eight from nine
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: grades that went there. You know what she had before
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: because she stayed on the side of town, you know
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking like, And then came and sucked me
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: like that on the proground. But I ain't sucked him
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: after that for a couple of years. On the playground,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: y'all had six standing like she was like, she would
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: like bent over the little guy done one of them
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: a little wooden objects and I hit that thing from
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the bike fund the bike. Yeah, tow that thing up
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: from the bike. I did tell because when we got
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: back that trip. We got from the trip uh ok,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: some of the some of the nigga and ship from
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: my hood. And she was coming around school. We were here, Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: damn talking, you drowned you the trick. I was like,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting there, but because I ain't told nobody,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: nobody but me and God, I left chaucon me and
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: God righting back, I get the school. Motherfucker. No, I'm like, damn,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: how the fuck she's don't told one that she drowned?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And then she told mother she drowned me. But guess what,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: my nose so old mine didn't get damn about none
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: of that. I meant her answered the playground anyway, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even think about none of that. Didn't drowned. I'm
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: gonna get drowned again today. I'm just walking around school.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Kill me. Yeah, I'm just walking around school, defending myself.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That's how I'll defending myself. She drowned ship. Sha, Oh
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: my goodness, all right, your first time you got drunk? Shoot? Uh?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Let me see so my sister I used to always
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: be driving her fucking ass home. I'm drunk, Like now
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that I think about it, she'd probably really been drinking,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: drink and drinking for a long time, because now it's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: like a real health issue. But I want to say
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Fifteen sixteen, the first time I
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: drunk alcohol? No, the first time you got drunk, like
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: in a nightclub? And I remember my eye in a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: nightclub with my sister. Used to be using her I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: d to get into places, and I remember just sitting
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: in the chair and every time I open my eyes,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, am I still fucking hair? Drunk as fun?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So you got drunk the first time you drank? Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you too. I did. Yeah, I've been drinking no because
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I used to. Sorry. When I first started drinking, I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: was drinking little pasty ship like I'm ready sour. I'll
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: have one. I'm ready sour all night and that'll be
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: like how how I would drink. Yeah, it wasn't until
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I I took college that I got drunk. And it
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: was like when Russia was talking about Patron. Patron had
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: just came out, and I just remember going to a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: club with this guy is Dominican drug lord and I'm
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: got lying to sister and how many of you and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I made the Minican drug lons to happen. It's the
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: same way. This is what we met. And uh, he
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: got us a section and he had about all this
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: liquor and it was just me and him, so I
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: was just passing the liquor. I was the random girls
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: in the club and taking shots of Patron with different women.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: And this is the first time I had ever drunken Patron.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe I had some jose A once or twice before then,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: but this is my first patrol. And I remember being
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: so ship face drunk that we had to lead the
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: club and he was like carrying me out and then
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I remember and putting me in the car. I remember
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: going to waffle house, but I didn't get out. I
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: remember him. I asked for some grits. He's like, I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: don't have no spoon. I was like putting it in
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: my hand. He was like what. I was like, what
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the grits in my hand? Nigga? So he was like
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I whatever, So he put grits in my hand. I
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: remember like having grits all over my face because I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: ate grits out of my fucking hand with a pig.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Then I remember throwing the grits up on the highway,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: like like hanging my head out of the car, and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the grits were like, oh damn, inside of the car,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: just flying and they went in the backseat like some
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: of it. It was just a very disgusting experience. And
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: then I remember him dropping me off, but I don't
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: remember where I was. I think I was living in
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a UM Benedict apartment dorm or something like that. The door, yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I don't remember him ever coming in. I was like
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: ship face drunk. I don't think he wanted none of
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that super drunk couci, that almost rape COUCHI you know,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: like when it gets to to drunk, you don't even
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: want it. How was that rape though? When I never
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: understand about that, Like if I'm drunk and a dude drunk, Like,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: why is the man only responsible? That's just life gonna life,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: ain't it. Yeah? Yeah, that that makes sense right. Why
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: if I'm equally drunk, why am I responsible? Yeah, that's
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: one of those double standards. He didn't want none of that,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: so he dropped me off, and I remember being sick
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: for two days and saying I would never drink again.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: And then I did it again. I just in college
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: college time and living in Colombia. Man, I used to
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: get fucking drunk for no reason. I think about those days,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: like getting carried at the at the club drunk, like
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: sucking starfish, getting drunk for no fucking reason. Yeah, my
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: first time getting drunk was tenth grade. No, tenth grade. Yeah,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: it all happened and not sex. Sex happened seven. You know,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I just went we to Tim Grade and I didn't
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: get drunk till timth grade. It was in the club
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and shoot back then on the West Side. You know,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: like they sell us liquor, they sell us ship out
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the store like no problem. Like I had a little
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: got because my other homies had facial hair. But they
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: knew we still when they knew we went to that
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: high school right now in the way. So but they
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: still just sold us. They selling ship, all right, y'all
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: got money? Yeah right, yeah, So we was going to club,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: was going to Expressions. I think it was Expressions back then.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And man, we went to a party first. Then we
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: were to Expressions. But I remember I was drinking everything
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that night like mad dog o E crazy Horse. I
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: may have had some Cisco like it was we went
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: through the cheap sex Tim grade. Like what you know
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying I'm talking about, went through the whole
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: cheap section and shoot. By the time we got to
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the club. Next thing, I know, I'm too shell. I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: gotta go out, go on my brother's car, and on
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the way home, I just threw up all in the back.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: It was a bad night. My mommy's always threatened us.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: She catch us drinking, she's gonna make us keep drinking. Smoking,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: She's gonna make and keep smoking in front of her. Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: just gonna keep doing it to your ask getting sick.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: My first time drinking, they're having drinks. I was like,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, my aunt's uncles and everybody, you know, they
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: had the card parties, you know, family little cookouts, whatever
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: they bought back in the day. I'll run up to
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the card table like, drink somebody peanut Colada, run away
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: before I get smacked up, stick smacked ups out of
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: here with the backing and I run away and dodging
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and ship like that. I run up and drink a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: sip of wine, and run up and drink a little
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: sip of beer. They but boy, you know my I mean,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: but it was, you know, she was the opposite for me.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Like my first time drinking, I was such a young child.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Because at those cookouts you had that cousin that you
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: want to taste a little bit, you didn't have those cousins. Yes,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I'm that fucking yeah, so drink that. I don't remember
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: my first actual symptoms. So y'all, I don't know. Right there,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: while theyre in the heated game a bit with I
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: run up and grab somebody showing up his mamabout it. No,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I just went up to the car table and grab somebody.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: But while it was a peanut colater and get a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: quick sit right quick, dodged that leap. Sometimes you catch
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a quick little lea like so shot. I tasted that
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: mom a lot of bit. She was good at. Hold on, tam,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: let's say some bills. What's another first? You know the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: first time you did eight on? So anybody doing it?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody doing nothing. Ain't on me come at me
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: like that, bro real for real, man, I just say
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: on you, I don't remember. I'm all right. So um
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: an'tal beads? Does that count? No? That does not account. Yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: because I don't. I don't have a good story. My
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: story for that. It's kind of rough. Oh you have
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: some of that number cream on your book? How many
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: beans did he get in that three or folk? It
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: was like two a hard string of bees be small
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: at first, right, and then it got big and he
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: did a little small ones and then rammed up big
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: ones there. And I just remember feeling like fine, like
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I remember like feeling it if I'm feeling like eyebrows
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: in my eyelashes just burned off my face. But he
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't hitting it from the back right there or nothing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: He would just you know, it was just the beat
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: doing you booty, just doing the be It was just
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: one shove. It wasn't even like that nothing. It was
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: like ease, ease, yea, that's all the rape. What the fu? Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, but it was in the dominat, dominat,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: that's not And this is why I don't do ain't
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: no play ever since. And then he pulled it out
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: and then it was like do the sickles off the beach,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: off the beach. Yeah, you don't know, you don't fool
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: with the animal, you just like I was so embarrassed
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I snatched the bees and I should be embarrassed. Why
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: are you in there? Like I would never be embarrassed
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: on the nigger, like the men who have you know,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: sex like men like they'd be prepared for that ship.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't, you know, I get prepared for that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And then he gonna say, holding up in the air, y'all, y'all,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: don't y'all, don't do the antal, y'all. Just do the thumb.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Tip y'all when buddy hitting it from the back, y'all live,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: but y'all left betty, y'all, y'all, let the rim your
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: booty and do the thumb. You know, once every two
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: years or some show you him hit that thumb, but
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, here comes, that's how you that nigger?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You hit that nigger? You hit that nigga, hit that
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: thumb like you'd be like, won't shoot and hit that
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: rim and rim like a little but exactly let's talk
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: about it. No, I ain't gonna say me and don't like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: no man don't like a little thumb and it. But yes,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: they do, not me, not me, and the trip out
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: here had likedn't like when ladies lick it, but they
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: like that now like that them legs be up for
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: you know, she be like, oh shoot my legs. Let
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: me don't put them down and just do a little fist.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have they legs up, duds, onna be doing
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: no thumb now doing no thumb. Niggas definitely do things
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: and fingers in the butt, No bro, but that wasn't
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, like what dude, like he let you
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: do it? And when he do it like like like
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: he do it, like he let you do it, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: he like it. Like shoot, yeah, I kind of like
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: that right thing to do it. My thing is, it's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: just dominating. Yeah, that's why I like y'all like to
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: be a little bit of dominant. It's your time to dominant,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: be dominant. So I'm about to be dominant on you
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: p d or like, so is gonna talk like me?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Sure if you tell somebody even fucking you, make sure
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you tell them the whole story. That used to be
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: my premise. No, see that that that's why and that
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: and that and that's and and that's the that's the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: first of all my finger you see. The reason one
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: why you can't play mess with my booty. It just
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: can't mess with my booty. The reason too, is because
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: for that right there, I'm the chick. Had any chick
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you let play with your booty like that? And put
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: your thoughts. She immediately had something on you. And you
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: bet you bet not never fall out with her. You
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: bet not never, Yeah, you bet not never falls And
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. See what I'm saying, That's why
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you can't let chicks put their finger in your Bootylet
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: that because they got someone he's winning. The boy there,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: boy boy, you be out and brunch, thank you feeling yourself.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: And she's like, um, conquer and say, I know you
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: ain't acting brown new the way I had my finger
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: in your acting brand new up in here, but you
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: fry lobster legs and I had my finger in your booty.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't play with a dude like that. But if
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I hear anywhere that we've been fucking, I'm going to
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: tell yeah at that point. Yeah, So if you are like, oh, shoot,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I heard Reggie for anyway, he like this nigger? What
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you mean? And hen like what did he also tell
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: you exactly about basilin his butt hole up? Not even
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: a little spit? Do y'all hit say, do y'all hit
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: y'all thromb what we do before we do you a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: little hit on the thumb and then you go for y'all, dude,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: But do y'all do that? No, I don't, y'all just straight,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: y'all just stay do a little nasty little pearls right now,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: y'all do a nasty little spin on the finger and
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: just start rubbing my man. Look, that's my old life.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: But I definitely hit a nag up. I'm gonna test
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you all. I'm gonna try to see what you let
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: me do. I like to put on like gay scenes
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and like, let's say, I'm getting to know man and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just women women. No, I like to put on
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: mail gay scene. What are you doing? And then I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: just touched his real quick to see what are you doing?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: And that's cool if he is. But just first of all,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: but when they when the gain, when the when the
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: when the gay man seemed come on the energy chains,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: like why are you trying to mess up the energy
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like that? I'm trying to mess up the energy. I'm
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, what the fun is you doing? That's
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: what that's what going. It's not like that. I'm like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: when when you're going no, no know, what you're don't
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: understanding is when you're going through the remote control and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: you go down to the gate when you when you
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: go to balls on balls and you click okay, and
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: then it's own And then I'm like, just you know,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not you're putting on, putting on like brokeback mouthing
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and it gets to that scene or just something that
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I are hold on. Once again, I gotta stop you.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And what do you mean you're putting on broke Back Mountain.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: We're not watching Brokeback Mountain. First of all, I'll tell
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what. Yeah, you go ahead
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: and put Brokeback Mountain. You only you want to by
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the time to get to the title broke Back Mountain,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: we'd fucking I'm talking about neck deep? Why work? As
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: soon as I even see it, broke see that, oh
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: broke Back Mountain. Oh yeah, she wanted me to funk
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: right now the ship clearly, yeah, she clearly don't want
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to know what I did around him? Alright, something like
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: p Valley, something that will entertain the man as well.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: All right, And you wait to get to a scene
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: when when Clifford come on there, you let me touch
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: this thing just to see it. And then but if
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it's soft, what you say, then don't say? Has anybody
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: dick ever been hard? No, never No. Hold on, so
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you do this with dudes on the rick you first
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: me to do? No, it don't like. First of all,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I don't see your man's dick when I first meet that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, unless they got like that. But
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: and that's what my next question. So when you do
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: this little experiment you do and you touch his penis
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: that do mean you're giving him something that night? Probably?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't sexual harass my man, can't he because
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: because he gonna really in his mind, he's gonna be like, hey, yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'm about to god done, tell a love got dum. Yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: And that's cool as long as it gets hard after
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I touch you, not before with this thing. That's what
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. When once you get down there, you're touching
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: and started growing its own right, Yeah, that's cool, okay,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: because don't start get don't know me not for not
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: for this, stop growing from the show for me. Yeah. On,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: once you start touching him, then he started growing. And
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: then buddy start looking at you and he get the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: good y'all we can go to the room. Then perhaps
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: what is we per happened? You grab my wiener and
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: made it grow to the foot loan. Okay, you don't
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: took my button lift to the foot loan. Now I'm ready,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: And now you're like, well we should Why you were
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: gonna do some heavy patty. Why do y'all get to
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: do that? Only women? He personally, I don't put myself
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: in a close setting with any man unless I plan
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: on sucking. I'm not coming to your house. I'll meet
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you out. But if you can't come to your house, No,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: not until unless unless I know I'm gonna get you. Yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to put myself in a fun position. No,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: that's smart, but no I do. I'll hang out with
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a guy in up close setting, don't have no intention
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: of having sex, but you're gonna be funking with them
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: like that though you're just being here getting a dick. Told.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Once I'm at that space with you, but if I'm
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: just chilling with you, I don't I'm not gonna touch
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: your dick. We can watch whatever. I'm gonna care what
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you But I'm saying, but even once you get into
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that space with him, sometimes you would do it that
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you just may not like, oh wait, I'm just just
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: some heavy petting, Just some heavy petting. Heavy petting. What
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the fun is this? Mother? This ain't no soup, just
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: sitting here with all this as I don't think my god, damn,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and now we don't fell out. Now you're calling me
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: just dude. You always got one thing that happened, and
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk you mean? I'm able? What
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the fun you matter? Her? Adam? I just got my
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: dick grail and I'm the one to track my nigger.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't ship. I don't be giving up none no more.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't ship. That's so funny because that's really the
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: how I look at that, nigga. You just gonna sit
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: there because I ain't fucked. We're not friends no more.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, motherfucking lying. M hmm. I eat meat
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: here you come with gazelle. Don't come by the bushes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Good day? Were having Leo. I'm gonna stop and talk
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: to me. You know what I'm about, and then shoot
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: off and run fast fastest. Hell. Hey, that's so funny
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: because you you definitely paid it. Wow, I don't make
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: me feel special, So make you feel special after you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: don't touch So you can't make out with a woman
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: that's totally out. You make out. Yeah, we can make out,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: but just don't touch you. No, no, no, I'm just saying,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: but after you touch my deck and made it start
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: getting hard, you're gonna stop making out. So what if
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you're digging my pants? I got them done jogging or something.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: You don't touch that thing. And now I got that
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: half moon sitting there my doun crotch. We're gonna start
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: making out. I'm gonna kiss your ill low or something. Yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: and that's cool. We can start make out, but I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: immediately try to go for your hot spots. That's what
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I do. Niggas keep trying a different spot. Let me
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: see if this. Yeah, you gotta see by the reaction
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: with spots. You kill me with the massage though, Oh
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: my god, y'all need to lay that one to rest.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I think at a certain age you stop that. No,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't never see you see that
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: video that girl was massage that her with her ass,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: rubbing her ass up and gets his back. You saw that.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I saw that one. Do you want one of those? Yeah?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I do it. Yeah, if you'll leave some Manetta's shillings
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: on the nigga back. She washed, good washed, goodness. This funny.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Is there any other first or maybe any last? Like
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing that ship no more. I'll never do cocaine.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: It's fitting all in it well nowadays. This one guy
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: who was out in dominicanran public. He actually just trying
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to go buy something. He was like, are you gonna judge?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I said, what you need money for? Her like he
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: was looking trying to go to the A T M
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: for cash. I'm like, what you need money for? He
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: was like, are you gonna judge me? If I tell you?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like no. He was like, I want to get
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: some coke. And I just thought, like, nigga's really be
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: out here, like just I can't. I don't know. I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: never tried it. You were speaking about Vegas earlier. That
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: happened to me in Vegas, like we're in the club
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and I kind of got offended because somebody, actually, if
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you have something, why you dude roll up on me?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Bro in the club? Looks. Second, we was in Dreds
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: first the baby perform and Dreys was in dred and
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: went to another little spot and but it just rolled
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: upon like hey man, and you know he's some coke?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Can I score some coke? Yeah? Like you got the coat,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no coke. And I was like, bro,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: but it just came and I turned to my home
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: and that's like this motherfucker just came asked me, could
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: he get some coke? You look like I guess maybe
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: we're partying hard. But it was like, they look like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: they got coke over there. I'm going to see. I've
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: never know circles. Yeah, I'm cool on that. Somebody does
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: have some cocaine. I don't know. Maybe they just dip
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: off to the bathroom handle their business. But I'm just
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: snibbing that circle. So younger being around a lot of
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: white women, they were snarting a lot of coke when
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: we were young in the bathroom and stuff. I would
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: never participate. They said it's a rich persons. Yeah when
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I yeah, they would always Jimmy, want to go, want
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: to do a gummy? Just a little, just do a gummy.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, not cool, I'm cool on that, But what's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: a gummy like put on your gun? Just rubbing it
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: on your gun? Hell, I had a home and tell
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: me that he used to sell it the white dudes
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: on the wrestling team in high school. I was like, yeah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: interesting and they be in there wrestling after they snort
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the coke in the bathroom restaurience in house school, just
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: grounding up to fifty to go in with the homies
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: on the nick bro You got two fifty on the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: nick Brobot to go smoke a blunt. The motherucker's able
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to afford a whole cocaine. But that cocaine with a
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: fitting all it's not safe. Even if it was fun,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: it's not safe anymore. I mean, how will you even
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: know you got a good batch until you snorted? Right,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I don't even purchase weed from people. Yeah, they're saying
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: they're putting a fitting on the weed. Now, how does
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that work? They just sprinkle something in there? I guess
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: why give me to do coke? They sprinkle the coke
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: on the on the blunt. But they're all right, So
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: with the fitting they're doing it make it more potent, right,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're doing it to kill motherfucker's because
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are dying from it. So wherever
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: people getting their packs from, I feel like it's being
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: intentionally done. You know. They you know, they buy cocaine
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and they like they cut it with like babylas or
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: something like that, but not now they're doing it with
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: like fitting on magic or whatever. But you don't know.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: But they're not fucking pharmacists, Like they don't know how
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: powerful that ship. You know. Next thing you know, you know,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you've got a bad batch and now you're die. My
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: thing is as bad at and as fastest, and so
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: many people dying. Like why are you still doing it?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: You're just waiting on your lottery. My wife couldn't believe
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that people still smoke crack, like she really, like she
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: really like she's that face right there, right there, Ashley,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: that is the face my wife gave me. She's like people,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: She's like them, are you stop? You're tripping? People don't know. No,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't people still do not do crack.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: And like I had to show her, like I had
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to show her on the internet. I had to show
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: her it's not hearing. It's not hearing. It is cracked.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: People still, Well, you see, Biden just funded this. They
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: call it the supposed to give us equite as hell
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: of us smack in the face. If you asked me,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: they're funding these organizations that provide like the crack stuff
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: people use. It wasn't crack pipes. It was just it's
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: like hygienic materials and stuff like that. But I looked
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: it up. It wasn't actual crack pipes. It wasn't crack pipes.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Did you see that video? This guy had got the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: pack from one of these organizations, and the whole crack
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: pipers in there. It was all that might be because
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: uh wright and went on, I don't know what it
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: was said, there are absolutely no crack pipe funding organizations
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that give out these things, give out these tools or
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: whatever the people need to do whatever drug of choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I've seen like so these organizations if that's one of
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the things that they use. And he's but but are
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: they gonna do it whether you give them the exactly
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: and what's the difference between that and they them arming
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the medics with narcan and all that. So when they
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: come up on somebody who's overdose, they give them narcan
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: and they bring them back. But guess what people don't
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: know is that same person that probably just odeed on drugs,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: they'll see that same person in the next three weeks
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: or the next Yeah, and they just they just can't
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: just keep giving the nark and let them go let
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: them go. So I mean, hey, they want them addicted.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: They want people America and America. They want your ass
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a fucking live and sick. You know, good healthy, and
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you really know, good dad, you gotta be alive and sick.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That's true. We look at I remember when
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I just came back from Europe and one of the
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: my British friends came out to visit and she went
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: to a fast food restaurant for the first time in America,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: and she was like, I literally got a gallon of
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: sprite with my meal, Like why is the sprite itself?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Talking about the supicide joint, She's like it was just
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a regular drink, but the ship was like a gallont
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Like why is it so big? In the refrigerators, Like
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: only in America would you find big gass refrigerators. Like
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: like these people go get fresh food, you know what
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like you have small refrigerators in other countries.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: We're just biggest over. Like I'll tell people all the time,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the whole COVID and the whole uh they're giving money
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and all that, they all the little checks they were
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: giving out their everybody and all that and all that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I told you it's gonna come
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: back tenfold. Now we're in Wales, they ain't gonna almost
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: damn double somebody. You know, taxes my nieces, Like I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: didn't get that much money back in my text, I'm like,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you're paying for that, Simulus, paying for all that. But
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: they're getting that and more. They're getting it all back
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and more. Mother's trying to kill the economy. Man. Yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that's all he's trying to do. They just hand. So
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going off the grib bro, we are you going
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker's gonna come over there and fun with you. No, bro,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going up in the woods somewhere. Bro. Like, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: ain't going to Alaska though, but it's woods. I can
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: just go the woods. I need my internet, see right there.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: That's why that's why I see, that's why we don't
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: never get people need bulls. That's why I'm going campus
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: none of this ship. You give me a good flowing
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: stream of good fresh water. Yeah, you're gonna be out there,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: turns in. I'm gonna hunt and making me a guard, y'all. See,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: making afraid and afraid. It ain't that easy you gotta
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: do when you yeah, yeah, like naked afraid bla. No.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about if you're out there and you
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and they're almost dying because you got tools to do it,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: you can do If you got all the tools you
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: need to do it, you can do it. Okay, sell everything,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: sell the house to car, everything, take all your bread
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: going to the wilderness. M hmm, don't take me out there. Come.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: When you want to start a community, you have to
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: be an apocalyptic situation with it for me to come. Look,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: motherfucker's not had math because stake. I've been stopped eating
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: that ship Like y'all better get on the vegetarian diet
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: some of these dad vegetables. Yeah, for the most part,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll be pestetarian. But now I've been gave
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: up the meats. See what I've been trying to say.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I never like baking. I'm gonna eat bacon til today
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I die. Prome. I ain't gonna lie because hogs was
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: always here. Now hogs, how often does a hog have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: a child? Because I had actually look up one day,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: how many calves can a kyle have if a calf
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: can only have one, if a cow can only have
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: one calf, a year or something like that, once every
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: two years or something like that. I've read what a
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: funk they're getting all the meat from? What are you
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: getting all the beef from? I mean, he's mad cows
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: out here, man, it's not no mad organic cows out here.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: They're making that meat. It's three D. It's three D
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: in the fucking lab, three D meat. Yes, then you offer, Yeah, No,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want my meat, my little three D meat.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Put some Lorri's or that motherfucker garlic. Yeah, little, use
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: some baking fat, apple or smoke bacon. I like bread.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: That's the problem I'm trying to get off. That's the thing. Right.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Hey see y'all talking about all that stuff. You know what,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I'll be tripping off so many vegans. I know, I
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: do what. I see why they so big because car
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: car some some fruits got more carbs, and bread carved
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: up the sugar, sugar in the carbon. Yeah. So being
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: vegan doesn't necessarily mean healthy. Yeah. So I mean it's
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: just all about, honestly, moderation, moderation and moderation. I'm gonna
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: stay Megan, Megan, ye too. Vegans always be trying to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: tell you how what you make, right, everything is in moderation,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and you know the cows only got one calf a year.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: You're eating the three D ship Like, why, I don't bit,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care, really don't give a funk about what
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: people always that one meal about the day I eat
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: some vegetables a bro, I'm vegan for the I'm vegan
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: for the day. I don't done my vegan bro. I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: did my vegan part right and some vegetables bo. I
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: don't talk my vegan bro by vegan. I can't want
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: the flavor of meat and ship like, I don't know.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't know. But we got no out
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: the first without the first, we got um first time
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: we started making your own money for real. Mm hmm.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I'm mature late so okay. He was living off women early. No, no,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: not I no. I always had my own career and
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: stuff in places say like that once I left, once
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I left Charlotte went the ANT like I was on
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: my own. Like once I got out of Charlotte went
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to Anti, I was on my own. So it was
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: just like I had I have had like a million
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: damn jobs in Greensboro. You know what I'm saying is
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: that you know that's me from Greensboro. Greensboro originally from Charlotte,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: going to raised in Charlotte. But you know, a t S.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: In Greensboro, it was just job, the job to job
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: in one place. I worked there three times. Like the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: fourth time I got a job there, they hired me back.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: But then they called me like in the room right
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: after they hired It was like you how you even
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: worked here before? And I had to be like, yeah, man,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: but you know, I know how to do the work.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Don't come on. And it was like no, no, because
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you were three no call, no shows. You just stopped coming. Yeah,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you just stopped coming and then you keep coming back.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I wouldn't like that. I didn't live
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: off women. I didn't. I didn't live off women and
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I just matured late as far
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: as just you know, just getting serious about life. So
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I started making money, my own money for myself. Like
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: when I finally graduated, I say, around four. That's that's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: about average, though I feel like, you know that's not
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: late to me. That's about average when you start really
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: seeing some money for yourself. Um, you mean like seeing
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: money for myself as were able to save money, like,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you know, pay some bills. I was already paying a
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by twenty four or twenty five,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you start really seeing like a check a little bit,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like it's not super bullshit money like you've
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: been used to in your college day ease and fresh
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: out of college. And then I've been making money for
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: keeping money. That's different because I have spells when I'm
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: making money, and now I have sus I'm not making men. Yeah,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: that's just When I was in college, I was broke.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I was like living off work study checks, and I
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: worked at echords and I worked at I would bartime, say,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: strip barton at the club. I did not strip the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: barton at a club, but there used to be dangerous
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and summer tim like it used to be so dangerous
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: in them clubs. Man, I only had four jobs in
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: my whole life, like four different places. Actually I don't
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: work a million places. I had three alone in high school,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I had one. I've had four jobs my whole life.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: On one job. I want the last place I worked.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I worked there for thirteen years, and I worked for
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: nobody else after that. I was never dedicated. Something would
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: always come around and I just risk it all? What
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: black bike? Wait, yeah, you put me on the schedule. No, bro,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you better find somebody else. Watch, bro, I ain't gonna
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: come back, and then I wouldn't go. Just risk it all.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, your shift starts at three. When
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a murder beat saying just risk it off. I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: know when I get back and find someone else, right,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: gonna put it in. I've been working a little knickknack
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: sucking jobs. You get just quick and get another one.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I worked at Walmart, also trying to get the best job.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I worked at Walmart in a toy section. I'll be
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: playing all day That's why I don't take that serious now, childish, Yes,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: playing all day long. Ain't cleaned up ship, y'all. We'll
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: be right back. Let's say some bills dumb bitch stories,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: or twice one. All right, we do a segment called
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch story, and that's where we had or simp series, right,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: So it would be simp serious for you because you're
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a guy, alright, So you could tell a story about
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: a time where a woman played you or thought she
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: was playing you, or you felt playing. Yeah, tell us
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: about a time where you were a simple, because I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: believe everybody has been a simple. I'm just trying to remember.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make get the story correct, you
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And don't give us everybody elays.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Want to give us a high school story, like I know,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: y'all name that since high school. No, it was in
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: high school. No, I feel like a simp once like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: it was his chick and it was in college. It
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: was in college, and dang, I loved it, like I did,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: you feel I did? And then you know he was dating,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you know, his dating. Everything was good, great, huh, like
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I even, yeah, I took her home meet my people,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you know, member, Yeah, yeah, I was all right, we're
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: gonna mom, you know, start doing right about this next thing?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: You know, weekend comes and she disappears, like I don't
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: know where she went. I don't know what it was.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: But then she gets back and she's well, I didn't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: hear from her for a little while. We were in
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: school though, we so we were in school, but she
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: just prayed for a weekend, came back like the middle
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: of the next week on some old yeah, all right,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: when I went and visited this guy some other ship.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: She told, Yeah, I just told me that I'm talk on.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I felt like a sucker because you thought that was
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: your girl. Yeah, so she was sucking off while she
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: was out of town. I don't know. She went to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: visit the guy. I didn't know what she was doing. Guy. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: she went to go back. Now, you know, kicking with
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: a guy all weekend? Kept her after that. No, No,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't, No, I didn't nothing at all. But fast
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: four years later, I mean I didn't know. I still
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: felt stupid. I was like, this is this a lie?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was true. She was a runner,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: like she ran from love and being you know, like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I don't I forgot what. I don't know. But she
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: came back. Years later, she came and she like she
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: talked to me, like you know, through social media whatever,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: like yeah, back then I fucked up. Blah, you're a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: good guy. Like I really didn't do that. Like I
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: was really pregnant and I left and went handing abortion.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you. Bah. So instead of
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: just being you know, in love and bla blah, I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: did what I normally did back then. I ran. So
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: was she pregnant for you, Yeah yeah, by me drag
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: star boom yeah yeah. N that's a sad story. How
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: you felt like a sucker that was hold on, hold on,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: hold on, didn't then a nothing that that I did
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: for like a sucker. I did. I did. I don't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: know because I did. I did her man boom this
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the other chick, same school, like later on, you know, dang,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I would thinking on talking jump like I was gonna
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: handle my business, chill out, and you know, because you
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: know you've been you know you'd be flirting with a
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: chicken on campus and ship, but it's always be she
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: flirted back a y'all never get a chance to block
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: the chance came bro like she was one of them
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: chicks that took her like it taking a chick that
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: take a lot for her to come. I tell y'all,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I was in there do it, giving it all. I was.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about over time. Do you hear men like
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I'm talking I'm talking about I'm literally hardly no moans. No.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: It was just like just sitting there like just in
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a hollow, just area, and she's like deeper, this is
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: all the meaning. I felt like the sucker ain't it
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: simp so bad on the way right out of deck
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I did. I literally literally ran out of dick. Is
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: that her father yours? Though? What like? Later on I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: didn't feel as bad because I was like, man, that
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: chick just couldn't come bro. It's not wrong with that bit. Yeah, man,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: she just couldn't come bro. Like what the fun? Oh
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: there was a girl oh with the school with our client,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: and she said that niggas would always talk about like
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: floating like it was like throwing the hot dog in
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the hallway here, and they would call her that, would
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: call her big wallace, being wallless. You know, they used
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: to be dudes fings back in the day. Getting drowned,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: you feel like a socker you get drowned. I feel
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: like niggas probably had no dick. It's easy to say, right,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. Though you don't want to.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: But as a as a dude back to the day,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: you never wanted to get drunk. Now, when you get grown,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, shoot, but I bust off, shoot, I
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: swam too that your phone. I don't bust off? Shoot?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Are you go to sleep? You get grown, you're younger,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: you'd be like dang man, she got to be moaning. Bro.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: It's all a fact when you're young, you know what
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Bro, she got to be moaning. Bro, she
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: got she got to be hauling the moaning. Bro, she
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: ain't hauling the moaning. I ain't doing them. Yeah, that's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: still that's still right. No, not yeah. And I said
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: you can wake your chick up in the middle of
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: the night. You know she's gonna be still be like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: when I'm laying in sleep, she just be good. Hold on,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I can't get no wake up. Ain't get no wake
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: up buns. I don't like that ship, no wake up bus.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: It gotta be liked. Hold on like three am, four
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: m listen listen three three, three in the in the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Listen listen on your on your back
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: butt cheeks. You feel this right here, that hard thing start,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: but you don't get excited. No, okay, okay, what now?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: He can't even wake me up, especially I can't rench
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: around the finger, pop a little bit and and make
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: that little macaroni. No. Yeah, I like my sleep. Man,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: don't disturb my mother sleep. I gotta like you. I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: gotta still like you to wait out three o'clock in
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the morning and suck with some dick. Okay, you ain't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: gotta sut nothing. I'm talma just got done. Let me
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: got done. Get it in from the side of something
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: that no man, y'all. If y'all liked this episode, that
• 1:07:47
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• 1:07:52
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• 1:07:55
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• 1:08:01
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• 1:09:01
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• 1:09:08
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• 1:09:09
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• 1:09:14
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