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Hour 3 - Under the Fog · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom Shaka Laca.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three hour, number three of the Ben
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  Speaker 2: Malors Show. A reminder, if you want Mallard monologues on
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  Speaker 2: the games that were played over the weekend on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL, that would be the Green Bay Packers
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  Speaker 2: and the Chicago Bears epic choke job by the pack
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  Speaker 2: Also the Rams who avoided the epic choke John job
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  Speaker 2: against Carolina. Those monologues are available on the Fifth Hour
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  Speaker 2: podcast the Sunday edition of the Fifth Hour Podcast. So
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  Speaker 2: that gives us some time here to talk some baseball,
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  Speaker 2: the Baseball Power Hour. Just to begin the hour, how
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  Speaker 2: do you grade the Alex Bregman free agent deal with
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  Speaker 2: the Cubs over the weekend? Also, what does the timing
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  Speaker 2: of the Alex Bregman signing from the cheating Astros with
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  Speaker 2: a stop in Boston signing with the Cubs tell us
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  Speaker 2: and in the Bronx Yankees are said to be an
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  Speaker 2: impass with Cody Bellinger. Any insights you'd like to add
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  Speaker 2: on Bellinger the free agent? That and more right now
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  Speaker 2: here it is, Yes, give it up for our number three.
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  Speaker 2: Under the fog of the NFL weekend, Welcome in the
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  Speaker 1: Show'd be.
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  Speaker 2: So we are in the midst of the NFL playoff weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Here we're gonna hit the pause button on that one
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  Speaker 2: game left.
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  Speaker 1: You want my.
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  Speaker 2: Handicapping on that Benny Vspenny on YouTube at Benny Vspenny
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube. Texans the five seed the Steelers the four
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  Speaker 2: seed in that game. But so far this weekend the
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  Speaker 2: Rams able to go to Carolina and jump out to
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  Speaker 2: a big lead and then hold on and win against
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  Speaker 2: the lowly Carolina Panthers. That game went exactly how I
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  Speaker 2: thought it would go. The Packers gagging away a massive
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  Speaker 2: twenty one to three lead at halftime in their game
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday, and the Bears get the win. Also Bills
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday's card, Bills a three point spread better than
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  Speaker 2: Jacksonville thanks to the incompetence of Trevor Lawrence on that
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  Speaker 2: final driving. The Niners pull the upset of the Eagles,
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  Speaker 2: and the Patriots didn't have to do much. The Chargers
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  Speaker 2: suck and the Patriots taking advantage of another bad opponent
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  Speaker 2: and they get the thirteen point win.
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  Speaker 1: The Chargers scored a futile three points.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, three points in a playoff game against the Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: So gives us a chance to pivot away from the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get right back to the NFL in a minute,
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  Speaker 2: but we're gonna talk some baseball. We go to Chicago
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna allow this slip past the radar.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it.
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  Speaker 2: So the Bears get that dramatic comeback win over the
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  Speaker 2: Packers and all that we did again, if you missed it,
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  Speaker 2: we did a full Mallard monologue on that game, and
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  Speaker 2: the ram Panther game in the Fifth Hour podcast, which
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  Speaker 2: is available. So the Friendly Confines in Chicago is where
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna begin here. And I don't know if you
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  Speaker 2: saw this or not over the weekend. You probably didn't
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  Speaker 2: because you were doing some other stuff. The third baseman
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  Speaker 2: Alex Bregman, the Cheater Cheata Cheata Cheetah from the Cheating
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  Speaker 2: as one, one thousand and two, one thousand and three,
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  Speaker 2: one thousand holes Alex Bregman and has a new home.
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  Speaker 2: He left the Boston Red Sox and free agency. He's
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  Speaker 2: going to the Chicago Cubs on a five year contract
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  Speaker 2: for one hundred and seventy five million.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Bregman is thirty one.
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  Speaker 2: He opted out of a forty million dollars player option
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  Speaker 2: with the Red Sox to hit the free agent market.
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  Speaker 2: He went to market and he did this last year
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  Speaker 2: and was close to signing with the Cubs and then said, nah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want so the Red Sox gave him a
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  Speaker 2: pillow contract, a soft landing. He took the pillow contract.
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  Speaker 2: He said, thanks for the pillow. It's my pillow and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my pillow to Chicago and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: go to the Cubs. And so even though the Cubs
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  Speaker 2: tried to get the cheater Bregman last year, they didn't
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  Speaker 2: get him.
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  Speaker 1: Now they get him. They offered Bregman a.
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  Speaker 2: Club record thirty five million a year, and he agreed
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  Speaker 2: to that contract over the weekend, so we are told
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  Speaker 2: no opt outs. It includes a full no trade clause,
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  Speaker 2: so he is locked in with the the Chicago Cubs.
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  Speaker 1: A good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question, how do you grade
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  Speaker 2: that cheating scoundrel Alex Bregman, made famous by the cheating
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  Speaker 2: a Stros getting a free agent deal with the Chicago Cubs.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got glitter, trash truck, and heat lamp and
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  Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 2: were going to make some chicken Alfredo is what we're
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  Speaker 2: going to make. So first of all, on the Mallor
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  Speaker 2: report card, the report Carter record, the Malor report card,
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  Speaker 2: the big free agent signing over the weekend, So we'll
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  Speaker 2: grade it up. Alex Bregman gets the cheater gets an A.
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  Speaker 2: I'm giving Bregman an a cheata cheatah cheatah. Then you've
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  Speaker 2: got the rest of the scorecard. But Bregman gets ada
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  Speaker 2: because it's absolute skullduggery. He's entering his age thirty two season,
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  Speaker 2: to be thirty two right around opening day. He's on
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  Speaker 2: the back nine of his career, one year left in
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  Speaker 2: this athletic prime, and he's gonna walk off with thirty
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  Speaker 2: five million a year. It's like selling a used car
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  Speaker 2: that has one hundred and eighty thousand miles on it
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  Speaker 2: and getting the full blue Book price.
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  Speaker 1: If it's as if it was new. Bravo.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like you, but Bravo, you played the Cubs
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  Speaker 2: like the fools that they are, and therefore I'm the
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  Speaker 2: Mallard scorecard the Chicago Cubs. This one's easy. They get
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  Speaker 2: an F. The Cubs get an F. They just adopted
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  Speaker 2: a player permanently covered with the gou of cheating. And
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  Speaker 2: once you've been stamped, once you've been branded the poster boy.
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  Speaker 1: Of the e.
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  Speaker 2: Stros, it doesn't wash off.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's baseball glitter, is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: And with this move, the Chicago Cubs, who haven't really
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  Speaker 2: been lovable losers in a while, but they made sure
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  Speaker 2: they will not be lovable losers for the next five
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  Speaker 2: years or however long. Alex Bregman is on the roster.
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  Speaker 2: They become the Chicago Cubs instantly unlikable. Having this guy
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  Speaker 2: on the team. It's like trading a ice cold Wrigley
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  Speaker 2: Field beer and getting a cup filled with toilet tank water.
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  Speaker 2: That's essentially what you've done with this. And then the
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  Speaker 2: Red Sox are the third part of the Mallard report card,
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  Speaker 2: and the Red Sox get a D. They went from
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  Speaker 2: having Rafael Devers the malcontent and Alex Bregman to bupkis.
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  Speaker 2: They have squa douche in terms of that. They got vapor.
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  Speaker 2: There's a vapor trail. That's all they have. And they
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  Speaker 2: traded Devers to the Giants for some trierln and a
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  Speaker 2: coupon book, so they got that. They then watched Alex
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  Speaker 2: Bregman fall into the abyss at Finway at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the twenty twenty five season when he could not
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  Speaker 2: hit a breaking pitch to save his life, and so
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  Speaker 2: Boston brass. They had a front row seat the Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox brass and zero sense of urgency. At no point
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  Speaker 2: did they say, well, maybe we screwed this up, or
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  Speaker 2: maybe we should do this. No, no, no, not exactly
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  Speaker 2: showing confidence in building the roster. It's organizational nap time
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  Speaker 2: snooze like Halloween ships. Now it's the baseball three card Monty,
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  Speaker 2: if you will. Bregman wins, the Cubs lose, and the
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  Speaker 2: Red Sox.
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  Speaker 1: Just look lost. They just look lost, all right. Now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: but wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is my favorite part of this story, my
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  Speaker 2: favorite part of the story. So the question, what does
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  Speaker 2: the timing? What is the timing of Alex Bregman agreeing
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  Speaker 2: to a contract with the Cubs over the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us, I'm glad you asked. So let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what the.
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  Speaker 2: Scheduling of this because it hasn't officially officially been announced,
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  Speaker 2: it's just the leak. You announced the leak. So the
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  Speaker 2: scheduling of this leak, what it really means? And don't
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  Speaker 2: blink or you'll smell the stench. So it mean this
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  Speaker 2: is the smoking trash truck, the smoking trash truck down
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  Speaker 2: Waveland Avenue on take out your Trash Day. Now, normally
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  Speaker 2: take out your Trash Day is on Friday. It's on
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  Speaker 2: Friday afternoon or Friday evening. You say, okay, it's take
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  Speaker 2: out the trash Day, and you drop some bad news.
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  Speaker 2: This though, is also take out the trash Day, the
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  Speaker 2: Cubs dropped the story that they'd agreed to a deal
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  Speaker 2: with Alex Cheeter Bregman. They announced this to the media, dopes,
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  Speaker 2: the useful idiots in the media on a Saturday night
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  Speaker 2: while the Chicago Bears were playing a playoff game, a
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  Speaker 2: wild card game against the Green Bay Packers. Do you
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  Speaker 2: think that's a kawinky dink? You think that was intentional?
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we leak this on a Saturday night while
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  Speaker 2: the Bears are playing and all the sports fans in
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  Speaker 2: Chicago watching the Bears, and we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Leak It's not It was not an accident. It was
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  Speaker 1: a cover up.
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  Speaker 2: It was a I don't blame them. That's a walk
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  Speaker 2: of shame. The Cubs are admitting we were embarrassed by
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  Speaker 2: the player, but we wanted to play. They're factions. There's
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  Speaker 2: clicks in the Cubs that wanted the player. Now, normally
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  Speaker 2: my experiences and you can tell me if I'm wrong. Normally,
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  Speaker 2: if you give a guy one hundred and seventy five million,
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  Speaker 2: you usually want the photo op with the oversized cartoon check.
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  Speaker 2: You want that, you want the fireworks, you want the
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  Speaker 2: pep rally, the Instagram post, the parade on the gram
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  Speaker 2: and all that. You want, everything you want the Broadway musical,
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  Speaker 2: all the choreography and all that, and instead the Cubs
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  Speaker 2: were like a stealth bomber and they dropped this thing.
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  Speaker 2: They were like a cat burglar and slipping through the window.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, it's a Cub. Make this announcement.
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  Speaker 2: We're the Cubs. The Bears are playing right now, it's
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  Speaker 2: a close game. They're coming back against the Packers. Let's
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  Speaker 2: make the announcement. And that tells you that they know that,
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  Speaker 2: that situational awareness. The Cubs know that Alex Redman comes
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  Speaker 2: with a lot of baggage. He's got those cheating cooties,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of cooties. He's got that. And so even
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  Speaker 2: in the age of social media, even in the age
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  Speaker 2: where everyone's always plugged in all the time and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, even in the age of social media, weekends
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  Speaker 2: are a media dead zone.
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  Speaker 1: They are engagement drops. It just does.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like a bad kicker in a playoff game.
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  Speaker 2: There's just your confidence goes down and the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: And that's part of the problem. And the Cubs knew it.
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  Speaker 2: They used it, the Chicago Cubs, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Hope the haters wouldn't notice. Well, the haters.
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  Speaker 2: Noticed, and the Cubs we noticed. All right, I don't
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  Speaker 2: have anybody else noticed, but I had to get this
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  Speaker 2: in here now, final foss as we're talking baseball to
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  Speaker 2: the Bronz the boogey. Did the Yankees make a big signing? No,
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  Speaker 2: they did not make a big signing.
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  Speaker 1: They did not.
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  Speaker 2: However, we are told they are at loggerheads. Contract negotiations
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  Speaker 2: between the Yankees and alfielder Cody Bellinger, the former Dodger,
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  Speaker 2: are at impass what Woe Now. Reports over the weekend
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  Speaker 2: indicated that the Yankees were hoping to keep Cody Bellinger
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  Speaker 2: at their price he played somewhat well for them last season,
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  Speaker 2: and now are operating under the assumption. Know what happens
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  Speaker 2: when you assume, but they're operating under the assumption that
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  Speaker 2: Bellinger is Gonzo bye bye. He's out of the Bronx
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  Speaker 2: and he will not come back. So New York is
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  Speaker 2: now looking to add another player, whether that's Kyle Tucker
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  Speaker 2: or Bashett which doesn't really make a lot of sense,
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  Speaker 2: but they're trying to make a move to add another
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  Speaker 2: player this offseason. So the question the Yankees are at
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  Speaker 2: impass with Cody Bellinger, any insights you would like to add?
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  Speaker 1: So reading the.
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  Speaker 2: Tea leaves on this one, the Cody Belincher story with
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees. This thing is, it's kind of like being
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  Speaker 2: stuck in airport security. You got your shoes off, your
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  Speaker 2: belts in one of those plastic tubs with your laptop, and.
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  Speaker 1: No one's waving you through. You're just standing there.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I don't have my shoes on, I don't
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  Speaker 2: have my belt on, I don't have my hat on,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have my watch on.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what are we doing here?
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  Speaker 2: So Bellinger's sitting in the if you look at me,
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  Speaker 2: he's sitting in the waiting room while the Yankees slipped
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  Speaker 2: through the sample trick of items available in the freezing market.
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  Speaker 2: So we want to do we want to be shed sample?
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  Speaker 2: Do we want to tucker sample? What do we want here?
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  Speaker 2: And so that's where we are. And if the Yankees
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  Speaker 2: actually here's my thing. If the Yankees actually wanted if
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees actually wanted Cody Bellinger like a five star
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  Speaker 2: recruit with a sweetheart nil deal, he'd already be wearing pinstripes.
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  Speaker 2: He'd agree to the contract to re sign in the
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  Speaker 2: he'd be doing those cheesy Yes Network photo shoots and
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  Speaker 2: the deep dives on what makes Bellinger tick and his
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  Speaker 2: dad a former Yankee, and that whole thing that's not
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  Speaker 2: going on, and so instead he Cody Belinger's on the
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  Speaker 2: back burner like a burrito that's been sitting out and
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  Speaker 2: getting cold and you put it under the heat lamp,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not really working. So that tells you everything,
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  Speaker 2: all right, That tells you absolutely everything that this is
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  Speaker 2: not some kind of love story. The Yankees are doing
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  Speaker 2: a price check. The Yankees are doing a price check.
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  Speaker 2: The Yankees have deep pockets. They don't like to spend
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  Speaker 2: money as much as the Dodgers because they're not trying
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  Speaker 2: to win as much as the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: But that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: And our friend uncle Mal in Jersey, he knows that
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  Speaker 2: formerly in Brooklyn. But the Yankees have the money to burn.
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  Speaker 2: If they want the player, they can get the player.
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  Speaker 2: And they're acting like they left their wallet and their
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  Speaker 2: keys in the back of an uber.
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  Speaker 1: It's a problem. It's a bit of a problem.
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  Speaker 2: The corporate line is almost always something along the lines of, well,
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  Speaker 2: we're not aligned, just our priorities are not aligned. So
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go a different direction, which the Mallard
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  Speaker 2: Dakota Ring. If you use the Mallard of Dakota Ring,
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  Speaker 2: we think that the player is overpriced in a little
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  Speaker 2: stale and so we're not going to go down that road.
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  Speaker 2: The Yankees are looking at Cody Bellinger, the son of
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  Speaker 2: Clay Bellinger, the spar on of Clay Belinger. They're looking
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  Speaker 2: at Bellinger and they're like, well, it's a used car.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want to bid too much on the used car.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you kick the tires, you low ball the
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  Speaker 2: person selling.
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  Speaker 1: The car, and you're like, oh, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: pay full amount.
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  Speaker 2: And if somebody else drives away with the car, if
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  Speaker 2: someone else leaves with the car, you just kind of
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  Speaker 2: shrug and it' said okay, and you just move on
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  Speaker 2: to the next car and then until you find one
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. And if Bellinger were truly the man,
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  Speaker 2: how can I be the man? You're the man, You're
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  Speaker 2: the man, You're the man. If he's the man, then
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  Speaker 2: he'd already be signed, sealed, and delivered in the Bronx. Instead,
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  Speaker 2: he's just another name on the menu. And the Yankees
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  Speaker 2: are grocery shopping and they're like, well, I could do
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  Speaker 2: generic brand, but Beunger has been decent the last three years.
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  Speaker 2: He had a three year stretch the end of his
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  Speaker 2: run with the Dodgers where it looked like he had
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  Speaker 2: never been a professional baseball player, and he had won
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  Speaker 2: a raffle to play for the Dodgers, and they kept
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  Speaker 2: him around for three years of complete mal seasons.
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  Speaker 1: And so there he goes.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it is the Ben Mathers Show, and we'll
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  Speaker 2: get back to the NFL playoffs as we are set
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  Speaker 2: up now, wild Card weekend, not quite done. One game left,
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  Speaker 2: the Texans and the Steelers. That game tonight. You're winners
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  Speaker 2: so far, the Rams, the Bears, the Bills, the Niners,
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  Speaker 2: and the Patriots. So we are all most not quite
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  Speaker 2: but almost guaranteed of having an NFC West team in
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. We're not quite there yet, but you
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  Speaker 2: get the we're guaranteed of having one team in the
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  Speaker 2: NFC Championship Game, whether it's the Niners or the Seattle
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks defense in spite of Sam Donald, and then we
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  Speaker 2: can have the Rams if they end up knocking off
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  Speaker 2: Chicago in that game. We'll take your calls. Eight seven,
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  Speaker 2: Maller Time. Now though for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is the riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 2: So we go back to the game in Buffalo or
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: in Jacksonville rather Buffalo the road team. And here's the
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  Speaker 2: Mallard riddle of the day. Sideline cameras caught quarterback Trevor
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  Speaker 2: Lawrence blanking on the Jags sideline, which is said to
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  Speaker 2: be a weekly occurrence. Again, sideline cameras caught quarterback Trevor
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  Speaker 2: Lawrence blanking on the Jags sideline, which is said to
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  Speaker 2: be a weekly currents. That is the Mailor riddle of
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  Speaker 2: the day. The answer, We'll get to it and we
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  Speaker 2: will do it.
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  Speaker 1: Next.
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  Speaker 2: to It, Time to pay off the Mallard Riddle of
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  Speaker 2: the day. This is where we futs around and people
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: complain it's not really a riddle, you know, I know,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: it's not stupid. It's just a name. It's all it is, dummy,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: it's all. It is, all right, So Malard riddle of
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the day. Sideline cameras caught quarterback Trevor Lawrence blanking on
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: the Jaguars sideline there and apparently he does this every week.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: It's a weekly occurrence. So that is the mallow riddle
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: ofed against. Sideline cameras caught Trevor Lawrence blanking on the
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Jags sidelines.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Which is said to be a weekly occurrence.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Nick cheated, so he got it right, Bobby and Florida
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: says he put on his French made outfit on the
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: on the sidelines. King Roy says smoking cool ranch flavored
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: camel cigarettes.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: AI's a hell of a drug. What else do we have?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Firkduck said, voting Matthew Stafford for MVP. Mistaking hollering James
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: for Joe Gibbs like Bernie Fratto did the other night.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: That's from courtesy flusher.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Page Dan mister irrigation says Trevor was seen wearing one glove,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: just one glove. Stevie Meatballs said Trevor Lawrence was caught
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: blanking blank liank blank. I don't know they can say
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: exactly what you froze that?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Do you want to test it? Ben?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm good, I need to test it. No, no, what I.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Just have a list of seven dirty words and as
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: long as it's Oh.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: No, there's more than seven. No, no, no, it's twenty
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: twenty six. When I started in radio, there was seven.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: The great for former radio guy George Carl came over
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: with that. Incatara said, playing hot Scott Hopscotch Hopscott Hopscotch
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: with blind Scott?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: What else do you have to see? Page then?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: RJ and LA says Trevor Lawrence was caught massaging Travis
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Hunter's knee during the game. Joe the Ghost Hunters is hiding. Jed,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: who fled from his parole officer, is the answer. JT
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the Wingman said eating a giant oversized?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Is that a hot dog? I think it's a hot dog. Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Doug in South Korea, Sai's sucking his thumb goose went
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: with digging for dingle berries is his answer.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Uh, see who else you have?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Phil in Nashville going with a classic sleep sleep technique.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: As Phil knows because he's a long time listener, the
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: sleep technique is jerking yourself awake is the that's a
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: sleep technique.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: It's a clinical term. What else do we have to see? Page?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Dan can't read that on there? All right, Lorena, do
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you have an answer again? The mather riddle of the day.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Sideline Campus caught quarterback Trevor Lawrence blanking on the sideline there,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: and apparently he does this on a weekly basis.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I was gonna go with picking his nose, All.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Right, Well you pulled. That's called the Eddie Garcia. Yes,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: he picked his nose on the sidelines.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he picked a boer, giant, big boger. Yeah, that's it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: He was eating buggers.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I used to eat my boogers when I was a kid.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in his twenties.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should stop by then.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I think most kids eat their boogers, right, eat clue
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: whatever I didn't.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Toenails.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: You don't remember you hit your boggers. You don't remember, coop,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Everyone does it. You know, childhood amnesia. You forget, Yeah,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you forget, you forget childhood amnesia. Everything resets when you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Get flick them away. I wouldn't eat them? Why why
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you eat them?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I don't understand that they were salty and delicious.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Like eating the pretzels like potato chips.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Stop a nice little pretzel bites, the original pretzel bites,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: your boogers.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Eat Dog is on Long Island. He's back. His first call.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think we heard from me dog last week.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: His first call the new year.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Hello, eat Dog.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I think a few days ago A little bit.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Really, I don't.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I don't remember talking to you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: You have amnesia?
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: You just kidding?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do you? Are you mocking my handicap?
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Not at all? But I want to talk about this.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: The Indiana quarterback for the Hooias.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: What's his name.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: For I'm Bernanzo. I'm not sure, but who?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Big college? A big college for a little fan?
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Not really, but uh, the quarterback should be called mister January.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: And remember I told you about the Knicks that they
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: need to get a technical foul to wive in the
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: team up.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah you remember that, right?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have this great advice. Mike Brown listens to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I argue they what's the good name? Ago, dummy?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: You're having some issues with names here, You're having you're
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: having some issues everything.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I'm right. Also Miami and the forty nine ers.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: This will be the first time that if they make
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: it to the finals and be on their home field
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: advantage to have the playoffs, you know, in the playoffs, what.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: We saw Miami in the college gotcha?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. It's a random I don't know why that needed
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: to be said. You chose to say it, and so
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: good for you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I have. I don't want to touch up your work,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: but I have a better fun fact. You want, you
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: want my fun fact, Well.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Let me put the first. I want to talk about
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: this my Swansea in AA right. Okay, Now, a lot
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: of people I don't say I go for the girl,
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: but I have a great spansey. His name is Chris.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: He's a handyman, and he's hooking me up with Irene
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: some Spanish world.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Her name's Eileen and she's Spanish.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: No Irene.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I said that, did I say? Eileen Irene? Oh Irene,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Irene Irene. That's not a Spanish name either, is it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: I can give you a name, last name.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I don't need her last name. I don't want her
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: last name. I don't about Mexico.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's pretty high, you know, how do you know anyway?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: How do you know she's.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Because I met I used to hang out.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: With her her and you've already met her. Then why
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: do you need to be introduced to her if you've
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: already met her?
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: Well, I stopped seeing.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Her, so you've already seen her.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, But now now we're going. Now we're going on.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: What about Melissa?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: She's all right, I'm not Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: What you do for New Years?
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: You go?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I have a big time there, big celebration on New
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Year's Eve.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Now I just works football a little bit.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, they're good. All right, here's my fun fact.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You want my fun factor. This is gonna blow you away.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the most amazing fun fact. Fun fact.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Dog is going to go wowsers when I say the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: fun fact. So, Sean McVay will be coaching the Rams
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: against the Bears this weekend. That will be his fifteenth
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: playoff game as a head coach. All fifteen games have
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: been against different teams.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: Okay, no, no, no, no, Dog, do you know the
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: odds of that happening?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: You know how many teams there are in the NFL?
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: No?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what if he quit
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: the show? I guess he's having a melt down. I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: don't know, maybe he's off his mat.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: I like that I lanced from the bus driver.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: You like lancing, but what about you don't like the
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: late night drug tester anymore?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: He's has a nice voice.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Is a nice voice? Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: So do you remember Lance the Buster when you first
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: started calling, when when it was e Dog and Joe Dog?
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a generic name, I think. Yeah, I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: don't think you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: Have to worry about anyone anyway. Called last night, but
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: she couldn't get through.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't here last night, so no, I was not.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was sitting on my ass watching TV last night.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: No weekends.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: What would be a good time for her to call?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, big fan of the show.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna go on a live and say, a
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: night we're on the air would probably be a good
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: night to call, Like.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: One of the nights we're actually here. It would be nice.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: All right? Can I go? I feel like I need
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Everything good?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: What? Yeah, I'm hu.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask how you were doing. I didn't ask
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: how you were doing. There's other people that want to talk.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Can I talk to the other people. The other people
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: want to talk. They need to talk.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: They want to talk.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Please, Okay, thank you, there's a dark Let's go to Andrea.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: She's our astrology insider. Is it in the stars for
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: the forty nine ers who are missing their top offensive
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: playmaker other than Christian McCaffrey George Kittle he's now out
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: for the year injured against Philadelphia and the top two
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: defensive players.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Hello Andrea, Welcome man.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be an Eagle, but
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: not a Philadelphia Eagle because they ain't lost.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: They're losers.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, there's just that rivalry and that negative
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: energy with Philadelphia fans.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Are you saying in Philadelphia are negative? I can't believe
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: you would say something like that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: Well, my colleague wrote a blog post on the Philadelphia
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: Eagles and their birth charge Uly eighth, nineteen thirty three,
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Sunrience on Pluto and cancer and Prudo's power and power struggles.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: So I posted it up I think on your X
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: seed and it's a really interesting article and talks about
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: when they booed Santa Claus and I remember as a
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: Mets fan they drove batteries at the Mets when they
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: were in the bullpen warming.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Up, So no, wasn't in a while they booed, didn't
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: They boot Santa Claus in the early nineteen seventies, And
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: here we are fifty years later and that still has
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: legs all these years later. Fifty years you boost Santa
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Claus one time, and fifty years later it's still the thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, it's just a kind of negative energy there.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: And it was nice to beat them, and you know,
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: unfortunately we lost George Kitto, who it's really you know,
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: the heart and soul of the team, and you know
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: he's still there to provide his leadership, but I was
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: really sorry to see him get injured like that was
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: his achilles. And what's interesting October ninth, nineteen ninety three,
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: when I ran his chart, I always say Mars is
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: a crucial plan for an athlete whose energy, assertion, aggression
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: has Mars in scorpio, which is exalted in scorpio, meaning
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: a very strong placement. But can it connected to Uranus,
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: which is expecting unexpected? So Mars aspect to an athlete
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: to a planet that has to do with expect the unexpected.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And the injury was just you know, very well not
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: only that, but we also had don't bury the lead here,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: but we had an actual EMU working as a sideline
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: reporter in the Philadelphia San Francisco game. There, did you
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: see Aaron Andrews. Yeah, I thought he dressed like an
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: EMU on the side. That's a choice. He made a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: choice on the twitter.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: Feel about the coach he was wearing. And let's do
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: a welfare check on the EMU.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: That looked like more than one EMU. That was a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of emos sewn together there. My goodness.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: I'm from the East Coast. I know those kind of
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: winter coats and they're kind of a little intense and
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: it was just, you know, speaking of intense, so hard weekend,
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: because I'm sure you heard Bob Weir, the guitarist is
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: the great.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you love your I know, min Mike, and
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: those are huge. You're a huge, grateful dead fan. You've
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: gone to your deadhead.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: Right, I certainly am.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I remember you calling.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Up back when Bill Walton was around, and you you
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: would go and Walton would be hanging out there the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, he's uh deadhead as well, and it was
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: just sorry to see him go. It's interesting because George
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: Kittle wrote on his sock steward for Bob, you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: to get the wind for Bob Weir, because Bob Weir
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: was a huge forty nine Ers fan. You know, he's
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: from the Bay Area, so it was nice on some
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: level that he's a fellow liber too. October sixteen, nineteen
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: forty seven.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: And you know, it was just how many how many
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Dead shows do you go to?
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: Oh? The thing is, if you're a true deadhead, you've
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: lost count of help.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You've lost Jello to this unbelievable truth.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Deadhead here, how many shows you've been to? And I
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: noticed that John Mayer, who's in the band, is exactly
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: thirty years to the day younger than Bob we Are
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: October sixteen forty seven Bob Weir October sixteen seventy seven
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: for John Mayer.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: So that was the way John Mayer is currently in
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Grateful Dead.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know that deaden Company, Dead and Friends,
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Dead and Company.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Who is so mean to me?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Sometimes only sometimes only sometimes only that's a random that's
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: a non secutor.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Because you know, Andrew, you taught me an idiot.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You did not, I just said, duh, fact taught me
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: an idiot.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, all right, listen, my condolences to you.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sad.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It's a band you loved, the right big figure in
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: your life growing up and then.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately not over this anymore.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Andrea and virgo in service on X
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: If you want to say a.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Load to Andrea that you can say a load to her.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: All right, have a wonderful night, enjoy your your bath. Hi, James.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Holley, James, this is next level here. It's nightmare fuel.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: The beast is awoken. Wow, it's like a Poltergeist thing. Right,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: is this the spawn of the devil?
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: You need a priest.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: He's not.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: He's not positing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: He would usually pause when he was doing this. He's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: not pausing.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Think he's faking.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's faking. He wouldn't last this
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: long a his fake would, don't you, Ben? Tell me
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a bot on that note? Well, thank you, James. Just
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: leap up. Leave him up in the background. Now, leave
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: him up. I'll have you know him to the spot
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: James always wants to be on the here, so I'll
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: have him.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I'll have him do the spot with me. Why not? Yeah?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: All right, straight ahead, we are going to have whether
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: you like well, whether you like it or not, it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: going to happen so straight at moments away from the
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: instant advice line. We'll get to that. Isn't that right, James,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: you're excited? Yes, very nice. We'll get to that and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: we will do it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: Next.
• 34:52
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• 34:54
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• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ban Malor Show
• 35:02
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