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⛵️ Below Deck Sailing Yacht Finale Recap: "Gary is Docked for Good" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Hello darlings, and welcome in. It's Tuesday, January twenty eighth,
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: and Emily is here with me too. We are going
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: to actually recap below deck sailing at high ms. How
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: are you?
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: I'm well, how are you doing?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Not great? Not well? Bitch and not well bitch. If
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: you notice I'm wearing sunglasses today.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Oh I knew something was different.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and it's the sunglasses. Not to me, because this
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: is drama, Darling, and there's some drama happening with my eye.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: I do have a double like I issue happening right now.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I went to the doctor yesterday. I went to the
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: urgent care and was like.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Darling, there's you know, say, it's not about Tom.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: He's like, it's not about Tom. You have a sty
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: and you also have something called a I wrote it, okay,
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: a Chelasian, which is like a sty as well. So
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: like one is on top of my eye and then
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: one is under the lid of my upper eye. So
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: it's really fun. So just to you know, protect the
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Tier two darlings that are watching this video, I put
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: some sunglasses on. I have some antibiotic treat I have
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: an animiotic ointment, and okay, an ointment that I'm putting
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: on it, and you know, everything's gonna be fine. She
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: could be fine. It's could be fine. But it's really
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: painful and I'm really annoying. And who would have known
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: that something like this could be as annoying and awful
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: as it is. I'll be on the up and up soon,
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: thank you very much. But meanwhile, I am just blown
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: in a way that it was It's the end of
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: the below deck sailing yacht season and here we are,
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: so we need to get into it. Let's go to
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: a visa. This is important.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: And no idea what the hell happened with Gary?
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: No idea, but we have I mean, this is just
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: obviously our takeaway and my takeaway Gary is he is
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: sailed away, And uh, like that was that was a
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: wrap on Gary. I really think we're never going to
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: see him again. Like that was a nice way to
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: wrap it up and push him out.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: But I was, like, I was extra confused because Glenn
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: in this episode, in the last episode, is leaning so
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: hard into being.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: So happy about Gary.
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even though he got into a lot of trouble
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: and was fined for disobeying Glenn. They spent a lot
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: of time with with praising Gary cacaus this.
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: Is it then, That's what I'm saying, because this is it,
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: like gone baby like so you know, it was a
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: soft launch into his retirement from Bravo. If something so
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: big happened then and they did a very good job
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: at burying it from our eyes. And now we don't know.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: And I think they didn't want to, you know, throw
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: the baby out with the bathwater. They're just throwing the
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: baby out, Gary being the baby because he is a child.
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: But I think that by Glenn being like, oh, you know,
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: you're just so great, and I think you should start
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: leaning into being a captain and you know, really start
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: leading by example. And you know, friendship is one thing,
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: but you have to like you know, separate yourself and
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: you know, rise to the occasion. And you know, it
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: was great working with you, Like I think there they
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: might work together, be.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: There mind, Yeah, but the Bravo editors are not that kind.
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: And when you mess up, especially on below deck and
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: it's like essay or something, which was what was being alleged,
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: like we never hear from you again, right, you're just
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: cut out of everything. But you don't get on end
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: off like Gary's getting Yeah you do, not that guy
• 4:20
  Speaker 4: that was in the cabin with that Aisha how to
• 4:24
  Speaker 4: interfere with Well.
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: He hasn't been on the show from the beginning. I
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: mean Gary is the show. Gary and Daisy are this show. Yeah,
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: so anyway, that's my opinion.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get the betting going. I say, all right, okay,
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 2: I do have it on my phone. So you think
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: Gary's gonna come back next season?
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think this is the last time we're going
• 4:48
  Speaker 4: to see Gary. I did think it was prior to
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: this season, but now seeing how this ended, I think we're.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Going to see him again. I just couldn't get over.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's either he's coming back or he's coming
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: back as you know, being part of the cast, or
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: is not. That's the bet Gary, Oh you come.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying he will be on below Deck again.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's just a quick break cameo.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not cameo.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: I want him in the cast.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: This is yeah, he's either on or off, like Gary
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  Speaker 2: coming back? Yes or no?
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna say yes, Amy, no, Emily Yes.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Darlings I will pull this and and I
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: guess the poll will be was this his official send off?
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: You know? Was this his funeral? Pyre? I mean, that's
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: what it seemed like to me. And uh, we can,
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: uh we can go from there. I mean, I there's
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: no way to know at this point. I think that
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: they're not gonna say anything until like next season, when
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: they like, you know, actually have a season coming up.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: But it's so wild to me that like we still
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened behind closed doors, and that they
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: really did they protected him, and like Daisy at the
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: end was just wild because she said, and I quote, we're.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: Too lost people trying to protect each other. What he's
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: going through I can't be there for. So that was
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: very interesting to me. That said it all two lost
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  Speaker 3: people trying to protect each other, perfect explanation of their relationship.
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: Daisy absolutely was trying to protect him, and he's done
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: the best to try to protect her. I mean whatever
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: that means, but on a different level in which Daisy's
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: protecting him, and then she says, what he's going through
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: I can't be there for. They want us to think
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: it's like the drinking, but it's way more than that.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: It's he's in trouble. He did something allegedly that we
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: don't know about, and there's nothing that she can do
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  Speaker 2: to protect him on that, and he's gone and that's that.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: So you know, it's wild to me too, Emily, Like
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: this whole time, he's like, I'm drinking. The drinking is
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: a problem, and like for his last night out, for
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: him to be so blasted was just unreal to me, Like.
• 7:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, well, he is a I mean that just
• 7:27
  Speaker 4: he's an alcoholic. I mean that's what it happens. So
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: it's not even like I don't think it's like anything
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: more than that. I don't think it's like, oh, he's
• 7:37
  Speaker 4: just full of shit. It's like, no, he's no problematic.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. How about when he went in
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: to like hug or kiss her and he just flew
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: into that metal pole the railing she got.
• 7:52
  Speaker 4: He hit her head into it, and he got hurt
• 7:55
  Speaker 4: from her face.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's what he hit her face.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: So she's cussable, Yes, she's concussed. Yeah, I didged mother.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. How and he's just trying to play
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: it off like, oh my god, his tooth and what
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: a just a disaster.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: What, now that you're saying that, I think he was
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: playing it off.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: I think you're right totally, like.
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: That was no big deal. I didn't just completely. I
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: mean they weren't even on a boat. They weren't even moving,
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: No, and they their heads go through so much in
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: a season anyway, hitting shit.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she does not need this on land.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: She doesn't need on land Gary saying to her, I
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: had serious feelings and I wanted to live a fairy
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: tale life. You know. They are wrapping this up, they're
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: putting a bow on it, and she's like, you can't
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: say these things. Gary can't just Sam.
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: I thought she I kind of overreacted in that moment
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: because he's been saying this shit the whole time and
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: she's just kind of laughed it off. This time, it
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: was like, wait, why are we taking a knee sobbing
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: into our hands.
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: Because it was the finale, it was the first time
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: I've really seen Daisy play to the camera or play
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: to the scene, and I think she was just doing
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: that to protect herself to like end the season, end
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: things with Gary and or you know and whatever it
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: is that we're seeing on camera, and I think right,
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: she was just kind of putting the peacock feathers up
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: as yet another smoking mad for peacock. Ah, yeah, exactly
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: like I think she was trying to do some more
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: smoke and mirrors for the Gary scenario so that she
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: can say more to I just can't deal with him
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: and he's his stuff. Again. I think she was protecting him,
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: and as Bravo was as well. It seems to me
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: clearly they protected me miss So because their ass is
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: going to be on the line. But Gary just just
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: spinning all this ridiculous stuff that we've been seeing this
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: whole time. It's just so so silly, and I have
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: to say, like jumping to the end, you know, with
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: the little like title cards. I was really shocked to
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: see that Chase and Danny actually made a go of
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: it and are still together.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they broke up.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, good because I thought they were on Watch It
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Happens Live and she was talking about him.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: She was like her and now this was interesting.
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: Last well okay, yeah, last episode, all of a sudden
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: it's Diana and I was.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Like, no, no, well we're not doing this.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: No, And also, don't get on these charter guests for
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: having similar names and a similar look, because that's what
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: we've been going through as an audience this whole time
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: with you and Danny.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah too, even to the very end of notes for
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: this season, I'm like, you know.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because she spells it one way but likes it
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: pronounced a different way, and then out of nowhere, we're
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: getting different versions, And I was like, we're not doing this.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're it's the end of the season. You've had
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: your time with us, you know. Also like yeah, so
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised that they actually as surprised that they actually
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: made a go of it based on how awful Chase was.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: What a dick? What did you think about him acting
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: overreacting or his response to her saying I lied to
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: you about Anthony.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: I think it's one of those things where it's more
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: about they're about to separate, so let's make this easier
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: to separate, Like he was looking for a thing to
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: make her not as likable to him, so he blew
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: that totally out of proportion. Agree, like they've been together
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: twelve days.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Like at that point, like, right, who cares what you did? Like,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: I yeah, if this was.
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: Like idiot, anything else within twelve days, it would not
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: have even registered.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I just hated that she had to spend like maybe
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: twenty four hours, you know, upset because he was shaming
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: her and I thought, you're using it as an excuse,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: And yet the repercussions are that she feels pretty shamed
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: because I just, yeah.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: I thought that he did do a good job of
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: saying even though we all know what it really was.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: His ego is burned.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: But I think what I thought he did do a
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: good job of saying, I was lied to. That's why
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: I'm upset. And so like he's like, I don't care
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: or who she slept with. But I'm like, buddy, now
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: I know what this is, and it's you do care,
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: and yeah, but whatever.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Also here he is saying like, I mean, how can
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: you start a relationship, How can you have a relationship
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: when it's not based in druth And it's like, uh,
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you don't want a relationship. You just literally
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: said in the next sentence that you don't want that.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: So you're speaking out of both ends of your So
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: you're lying, Chase, So he's lying, and it just was like,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: you are a douchebag the way you're acting about this,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: And she had to tell him because it was going
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: to be on the show. If you know, she knew better.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: So he just was a jerk about it. And it
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: was really surprising to me on their crew night out
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: that when Gary and Chase and Danny were talking about
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: having relationships, that she was talking about Chase in such
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: a way that she said, I thought she was joking
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: to burn him when she was like, I'm so ready
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: to move across the world to be with Chase. I
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: thought that she was like, oh, and I'm so already
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: to move across the world for Chase to get him back,
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: but she actually meant.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: That it was that was That whole thing was weird too,
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: because she's talking to Gary at Chase across the table,
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: and I, yeah, that whole thing was, oh a weird.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I was just like Danny like and Chase like, what
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: are we doing right now?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Are we're feeling guy?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: And the way she talks about Chase or did on
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: watch What Happens when she was on was like basically
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: like oh yeah, I mean that was the only option
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: available on that boat, so I took it, but like
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: I don't even think of it, like can you believe
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: how crazy that was, Like, she's not. I was surprised
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: that they in the in the whatever that is at
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: the end the end cards.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, they were together longer than that.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I know, it doesn't add up those two those two
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: crazy ones. Well okay. Oh. Also Danny coming out of
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and not washing her hands. That is concerning
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: as a charter guest watching this, you know, like, what
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: are we doing. You know, you're in a public place.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Let's wash our hands. Let's wash it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Get your legs and feet off the table in the kitchen.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Chase, Yes, thank you.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, glad we.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Got that out. The fact that Diana, because that's who
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: she's now, yeah, is and says that she and Danny
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: trauma bonded over Daisy is an abuse of the system,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Like exculate me. I can't believe how hard they were
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: on Daisy. Like that just blows my mind.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I was angry, and I'm also like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: I don't I still don't think that.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: They get it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: It was nice for a hot second when it was
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: just when Diana Deanna Dana uh. Diana was like, I've
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: been on other boats and we have a pretty great
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: with Daisy. I wish Danny would chill, and the fact
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: that like neither of them can see how hard to
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: and I know we talked about this, but like that
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: night out was not a night I mean just because
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: they had drinks, it was not a night out. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: also Daisy put herself in a position now where she's
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: got to order them around.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Because they aren't quite sure of what their job title is.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: But right, the price of that is that you're you know,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: if you're all going to be equal, then she's going
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: to have to clearly keep telling.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: You what to do because you don't know what to do.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: And it's interesting, yeah, you when you bring that up,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: it's such a great reminder of the structure of this
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: because I think that having them on equal footage with
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: their personality types was obviously a very bad idea in
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: terms of loyalty to Daisy. Had one been given the
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: second stew position, then that would it wouldn't have been
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: as contentious towards Daisy because that one Stu, who was
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: you know, over the other, would have like been psyched
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: about that and never and would have been like bossing
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: that one around, And so that one would have had
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: a problem with her and then a problem with Daisy
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: so or just a problem with her, so then it
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: would have stopped there and it wouldn't have gone just
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: these two against the chief stew And it was really
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: sad to see them just roasting Daisy for her work,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: because we've never seen that before, ever, ever, ever, anyone
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: like really ripped both stus, really ripped the chief stew
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: as hard as they did. And I was like, this
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: was the like, I don't know.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: We kind of got it a little bit last season
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: with Asia, just a little bit in terms of someone
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: that we as an audience respect for being on the
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: show and their seniority, we would trust them.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: And Asha got a little bit because.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Remember Ellie didn't understand how much work Asha was doing
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: to cover for the gaps in well bre and with
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: the laundry and not having another.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Person because the room wasn't available.
• 18:36
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• 18:38
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  Speaker 2: we are back talking the finale of Below Decks Sailing Yacht.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: How about the charter guest that had belowest voice But
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: just so everybody goes tony, oh oh my god, I
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: was dying. But also just so everybody knows, Luanne's voice
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: is still lower. But that was like shocking, a shocking reveal.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Wow, I wouldn't have thought that Luanne's voice was lower.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, Tony's voice definitely hit different.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah my voice, yeah, yeah, it really hits different. She's like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: people always thought I was from New York because of
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: my deep voice, but I ever left.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Florida, what the fuck?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But uh, it's because my deep voice they think of
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: from all It sounded like one of those when you're
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: a date on dateline and they've got your face shadow
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: shadowed in there.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: The voice modulation.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Yes. But so she's like, people always thought that I
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: was from New York because my deep voice, and Luann's
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: like darling, Like Luanne is deeper. I was like, I
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: checked it. She's still deeper. But these ladies with their
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: fucking bullshit gluten bullshit, I'm sorry, they're not allergic. They're
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: not all allergic to gluten.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You're not what One gal had the gluten thing. The
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: rest of them really the one.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Had a raw fish thing one no, that was what
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: was so insane, was that?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: And one had a raw vegetable thing.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: That was just that just means you can't digest him
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: very well, so just avoid it. I don't know, I
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: just have an issue with all of them. I don't
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: believe I'm going to over exaggerate. They all said that
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: they had gluten allergies. They all said they had a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: fish allergy, except for the primary, who then wanted a
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: sushi dinner. Like this is where it's up to the
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: primary to be like, uh, okay, ladies, so what are
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the allergies so that I cannot request something that would
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: be absolutely outlandish for someone to execute.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then like let me put it back to you.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: You're the primary, You're paying all this money and you
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: just want to have a sushi dinner on your charter. Well,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Amy's going to get that sushi dinner and we're all
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: going to sit there with our gluten couscous.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I would I would want a sushi dinner and I'd
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: say fuck, oh y'all yeah gluten. No. That was like crazy.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Klois is so bizarre how he's so inconsistent, and he
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: really did an amazing job on this, but you know,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: you harken back to the other, you know, episodes where
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: he just was just I don't know anywhere else but there,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: but he did a graduate.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I have to give it to Chloiz because he's he's
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: very young, and I think also, like he's so young
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: that like he can't be hungover and distracted because he
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: doesn't have the life experience to be like when I
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: found when I'm like that I can whip this up.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Like he doesn't have any tools yet so in his
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: bag of tricks, so he's got So I have to say,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: good for you, Kloise did not go out all these
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: crude nights to actually sit there and really work.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: On it, because you're that is you know, that is good.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: That's what you should do. Anyway.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did a great job in the end. I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: was very impressed with him. Yeah, don't even think he
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: pulled it out. And Glenn was like, oh, I have
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: to say I was a little worried for a little while. Eh.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish they would have done a better job
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: too of being like because sometimes I feel like they
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: quantified it because of or they qualified it because of
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: his age.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: He's really good for his age, And I was like,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like that. I think he's just really good.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: So I wish they would have said that more, because
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: you when they did the kind of montage there towards
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: the end, they were all there were a lot of
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: guests that were like, this.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Is better than anything we've had like this is amazing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and all those Karen's and were like, oh my gosh,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that he's so young and he did
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: all this. I didn't know that was possible. No one's
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: ever been able to like can get our orders right.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They were rough the mL.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't mind the charter so much as like I
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: was just like the mL, who was the lead guest there,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: the primary I mean, just like Cloise, like glitteris what,
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: oh my god? And then like being like this is
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: kind of like getting you getting into a speedoky, like
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: jamming yourself into a speed okey.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I was just like, what is happening, lady, Let's say
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: ease off the like bad humor, you know, because I
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: can't even a credit that to drinking too much, And
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: just was like.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: That's who she is. Grocery store, yacht, doctor's office, you know, party,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: that's who she is. Yeah, Okay, I have a question
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: for you, and we won't be able to get it
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: answered unless we know someone who's on a blowdeck sailing
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: at Maybe I'll ask Daisy, maybe I'll message her. But
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: do you remember this is the episode before this finale,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: so it was the one before it, okay, And Glenn
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: is in bed, and you know how I had mentioned
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: how like, oh, he's like watching these telenovelas, and I
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: was thinking they're making it sound like he is, but
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: he probably isn't. Okay. So then cut to David Day
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: walking into the room and Glenn is watching the TV
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I believe, or his laptop.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: A projector. He's got a projector.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the projector's right by his bed and they're watching
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: the wall.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But you don't see the wall. You just see the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: projector because I went back and looked.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Nice catch. I was wondering because I did see that
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: like light and I didn't register it. Yeah, smart Glenn, Oh, yes,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: a little bit project just put it up in the wall.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: They can watch out my sea creatures. Okay. So when
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: he's watching whatever it is that he's watching, my theory,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Emily is that he's watching True Detective ooh, because I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: think the timing would sync up to when they were
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: shooting and that was on. Because then when Dobby Day
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: comes in, he says, oh, five minutes left, put on
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: another one, and he goes because he starts explaining what
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it is and he says, oh, human biologics and that's
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the lack.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Really, yes, it's got to be because I was like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: what is he It's not, that's not what is he watching?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: And that would be so up his alley because of
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the sea and like the mermaid, like the sirens. Everything,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, it all adds up.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You're asking them right, rushish a RuSHA requestion rushers.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: And glennar and bread and watching my computer totally shook.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: And if you remember, like an orange rolled across the
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: floor in the cabin.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, remember when Danny was squeezing the oranges and
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: she threw one at she threw one at Chase.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Now we're asking the right question, we
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: really are.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: That's how every That's why everyone was dying on the
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: season below back.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's why.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: That's why Gary's dead now and Night Night Country it
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: was bigger.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody goes out.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Of by Ess Country. Well, I mean I think we
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: pasted together, you know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I mean that little ive yours, I stive with my
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: little eye, I with my little ym, I spy with
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: my little sty True detective.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: True detective. Okay, So I want to say that Cloys
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: did a great job, and what else do we want
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to say about this? Fan now I'm looking at my notes.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Daisy I felt like, did a great job despite what
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: the two complainers were talking about. And she and Keith
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: again we got to see in the end titles. It
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: was exciting to see that they did make a go
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: of it. And then they like went their separate directions.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: But that was really cute that they did do something.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I'm glad they explored that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Keith got so much cuter as the season went on.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Don't love the leather chain necklace or whatever. I was like, oh,
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: that was going on the whole time. Wait, he was
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: wearing that and I was like, oh, I don't like that.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't notice, but that, Yeah, that's not cute.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah unless he was on Love Island and I didn't
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: even realize it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's where they hang the microphones.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, ah, but yeah that but he got so cute.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And then when they showed the pictures of them hanging
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: out in London.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, he's so much cuter than he was
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: at the beginning.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he really had an unintentional glow up. Except when
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: he was like Daisy, smell my stuff? What smell well?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: And Daisy could have said no, and she went for
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: the hat band, which I'm like, oh my.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: That is deep.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: That's really like, that's that's some serious.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean what are we gonna smell each other's
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: watch bands? Now?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Like I like gegged?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I know, I was like disgusted. And then she's like, oh,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: are you gonna get take a shower? He's like, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know if it's me, It's like,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Then? Day, yes, yes, she
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: said he has to smell. Go wash your first off,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: go soak it all right, Okay, what else do we have?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Speaking of watches, I want to give mic a plug.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing Artist. Yeah, I'm wearing the bracelet. It's really
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: cool and unique.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And the drama Darling a beaded bracelet that he made.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a heavy beat.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: For two love it two gals that are living you know,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: heavy lives. One with a double sty.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Psycho Double Sty starring Ashley Judd.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: In The Vans Coming Back. This is in the finale
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: in The Vans when the complainers were like, she's a
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: horrible cheaps to horrible. We trauma bonded. I don't respect her,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: just so gross. I don't ever want to see those
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: two again. I'm sorry, done, We're done. We're done. Agree,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: And then I don't know, I feel like we've sort
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: of already talked about everything. I don't know. I think
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: we've I think we've done it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah we said it all.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I think we did say it all.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Said too much.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we said too much, Howard.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: That's how that's a tactic.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I've listened on The Stern Show and Howard's interviewing. He's
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: like he you think the interviews about to wrap up,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: and he's like, well, we said it all, we said
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: too much. And then he slightly pivots and then he
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: goes hard in on something that you're.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Like, whoa.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets them like, oh, yeah, we're wrapping up,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: so this won't take long.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I'm going to talk about my divorce
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then the guess is like, oh, I don't
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: really want to go so yeah, when I was five,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: and then they get into something so intense. It is
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: a great But what's interesting is that we kind of
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: all know that, and yet it still works, and he
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: still does it, and yet everybody knows.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Because you're under the spell of like the show or whatever. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the gravity toss of the situation.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Indeed, well, guys, thank you so much for listening to
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Below Deck Sailing Ut finale. I will post the poll
• 33:12
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• 33:15
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• 33:20
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• 33:24
  Speaker 2: song and he is no longer coming back, And then
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• 33:31
  Speaker 2: you guys so much, bye.
• 33:37
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• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I said it, and both of my styes said it, Darling.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: They little lips.