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220: My Interpretation · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm back in L.A.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Are you excited to be back?
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited to be back.
• 0:05
  Speaker 3: That shirt that you're wearing right now, it's a little tight.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It says hooray.
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: No, I mean it's a little tight. Like it's constricting.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: It's bald. It's bald. Well, on a non-dissing me note,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: it says hooray for health heroes because I believe in that.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Our friend Amanda Klutz, who is the widow of the
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: late Nick Cordero, has been selling all these awesome shirts.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: hooray for different things. And she gave me hooray for
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  Speaker 1: health heroes because she knows I love health heroes. Love it.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: And to give her a plug, I'm sure, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the link is, but if you put in
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Amanda Kloots hooray for dot, dot, dot t-shirts, I think
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: some of the money goes to a really good cause.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: And of course, some of the money goes to helping
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: her live without her husband. Amen.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Right on. How are you guys doing after.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: This wonderful weekend that we just had.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Happy to be home.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Happy to be home.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: We're all finally back in LA together.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Did you just land, Zach, today?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: I landed late last night, and I know it is
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: smoky here. It does, if you don't live in LA,
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: it smells kind of like, the whole place smells like
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: a campfire. And there's this weird haze that the sun
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: comes through and kind of gives everything a weird Instagram-y filter.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Right, it's like if you were a photographer, And you
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: didn't want to go through the normal white balancing. You
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: might use daylight. And usually that makes your pictures really orange.
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: That's what it's like outside.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you've lived here through all of these fires,
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: you're probably used to it. But I was gone so long.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: But now I'm finally back. And it's eerie. It does
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: kind of look like there's this filter over everything. And
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: of course, you smell it. And occasionally... Fire choppers fly
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: by over my house. I'm told the closest one is
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Pasadena to us. Is that right, guys?
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Bobcat fire. But if you look on
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  Speaker 1: a map of California where they show there's fires, it
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: looks like the entire state is on fire. It's just insane.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not just California. Oregon is experiencing fires in
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of places.
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  Speaker 2: Colorado as well. Colorado, the West Coast is on fire
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: right now, to be honest with you. Everything west... is
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: in the United States is burning, man.
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  Speaker 3: This thing is like, it's just, you know, smoke field
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: after smoke field after smoke field.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like we needed that. I mean, it's like, I remember
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: when the COVID first started and someone put on, there
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: was some announcement that bears were coming out of the
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: woods because of looking for food because people weren't leaving
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: their houses. And someone put on Twitter something like, not now, bears.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of how I feel about the fires.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: It's like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, we already
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: have an apocalypse going. You're bringing fires now? Yeah, fires.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: Here comes the flood, too.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear about the piece of ice double the
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: size of Manhattan that's just broken off from the Arctic
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: ice thing? And it's just floating along in the ocean now. Eventually,
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: the size of two Manhattans.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: Two Manhattans.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: If there is a higher power, it does feel like
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: he or she is trying to get rid of us.
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: Well, we're helping. We're helping.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: We're definitely helping, but doesn't it feel like these are
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: just plagues? And, you know, George Carlin had this amazing
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: bit about how, like... how the Earth and Mother Earth
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: is way more powerful than the humans are like little
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: ants on its back. And it's just going to like
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: swat them off eventually. And then some other animal, it'll
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: be their turn to rule Earth. And you can Google that.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: It's super articulate and genius as George Carlin was. But
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about that bit lately because I'm like
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  Speaker 1: the Earth or a higher power or something feels like
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: it's like, all right, fuck humans, enough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've been fucking it up for too long. This is
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  Speaker 1: the results of our own greed.
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: I like to think there's a sci-fi movie that could
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: chronologically tell the tale of this planet. What if we
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: aren't the... You know what I mean? They're just figuring
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: out that there could be life on.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: Venus, right?
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: They just figured that out. It's possible that the atmosphere...
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: has bacteria in it, right? Okay, so, like, what if
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: we were at Venus first? We were Venus, and then
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: we were, and then we fucked that planet up, and
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: somehow we got to Earth. We're about to fuck that
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: planet up, this planet up, and we're gonna terraform Mars,
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: and that's the next stop for our civilization to begin.
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  Speaker 3: And we're just hopping through the galaxy, freaking in, almost
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: like we're a bacteria, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Shit's crazy, dude, right? Right. When you think about it.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to need, yeah, and the sun's burning
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  Speaker 1: out anyway. So, I mean, it all has an end
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  Speaker 1: date even before.
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  Speaker 2: Billions of years from now.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably right.
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  Speaker 2: Years from now.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: I know, but guys, worst case scenario, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: die off before the sun burns off. But the sun is,
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: there is an end date, you know? The sun is
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: going to run out. I want you to know something.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: Two things. My publicist gifted me something.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, she got you the fucking simulator.
• 5:38
  Speaker 6: Is it the simulator?
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: Calm down. Everybody calm down. But I want you to
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: know and I want all the fans to know the
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: level of friend that I am. I'm not going to
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: tell you what it is because it's not coming for
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: three weeks. But it's mega.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking simulator, dude.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a simulator. And don't guess.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: I already know what it is. Please stop guessing.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know something. She scored me
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: something very, very special and expensive. And I said, I
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: couldn't possibly take that unless you got Donald 1-2. And
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: she said, hold on, I'm on it. And that was
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: like a month ago.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: And she just texted me today. She scored you one too.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the new Xbox. I appreciate it.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: It's not an Xbox. It's doper than an Xbox. But
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: don't guess. The fans and listeners, you will be the first.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to arrange it so when it comes, you
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: open it on the podcast.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted a Tesla. I truly appreciate it.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: No, no. You went too high with Tesla and you
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: went too low with Xbox. It's somewhere in between a
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Tesla and an Xbox. The second thing I got to
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: tell you is that I ordered a Peloton and it
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: arrived while I was gone. Congratulations. And so I did
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: my first– I'm so out of shape. All I did
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: was eat fish and chips and drink over there in
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: the United Kingdom. And I have love handles and I'm
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: not down with that. So they're going to be gone
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: thanks to my new Peloton.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: But listen, I want to tell you, I chose an instructor.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: I chose the, I don't know if you've used the,
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: I think he's a British Asian guy. No. But my
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: point is, is that he's got your exact tattoo. He's
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: got a Superman. Well, you're getting rid of it, right?
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: Mine is pretty much gone.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Well, Donald had, he got when he was very young,
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: a Superman tattoo on his arm. And he's had it
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: his whole life or since he was young. And he
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: didn't like it anymore. He's getting rid of it. But
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: I take my first spin class on my Peloton, and
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: I get on, and there, in the exact same spot
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  Speaker 1: as yours, the darn fella had a Superman tattoo.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. So I just wanted you to know, it
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: was kismet.
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: And now you've just opened up the DC universe for me.
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: And we can get into that before we.
• 7:53
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: It's a Scrubs podcast.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: And then it's also about our friends.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: You and Joelle are perfectly, perfectly ready and able to
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: go do the Marvel DC Star Wars podcast.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: Can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Let's count us in.
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  Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight.
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  Speaker 1: This episode is about sex. Sex.
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  Speaker 4: Sex.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: No, this episode has a lot of sex in it.
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  Speaker 1: This episode is titillating. This is one of those episodes
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: that if you walked in and your kids were watching it,
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: you would either, if they were young enough, say, turn
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: that off. Or if they were of an age to
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: watch it, you would leave the room. Because there is
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: fucking in this episode.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Well, and there's a lot of tongue fighting in this episode.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now I want to get right into that. But
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: do you want to do your summary? Because I do
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: want to talk about the tongue in this episode. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of tongue.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: All right, let me get my timer out.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be long.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: No, you know, 30 seconds. That's the game. Remember? And go.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Everyone has secrets. J.D.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: Knows and is helping Jordan keep her baby's father's identity
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  Speaker 3: a secret.
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  Speaker 2: J.D.
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  Speaker 3: Also secretly sexed up tasty coma wife. Turk's having sex
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  Speaker 3: dreams about Elliot and wants to keep it a.
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  Speaker 2: Secret from Carla. And Dr.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Cox is secretly hating the time Jordan is making him
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  Speaker 3: spend with his kid he doesn't even know is his own.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: In order to keep a secret, you often have to
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: tell a lie. And when you tell one lie, it
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: leads to another and another, whether it's to protect yourself
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: or someone other than you. Lying, although easy, isn't the
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  Speaker 3: wisest choice. Yes, sometimes the truth hurts, but the pain
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: of guilt and regret is endless. immeasurable and can last
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: a lifetime when your secret and or lie is uncovered,
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: especially when it hurts the one you were trying to protect.
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Now, let's say the game was Donald do it in
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: 49 seconds. You nailed it.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Right on. I love that. Right on.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: You nailed it. No, that was good. That was good. Well,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I put at the top of my thing. I wrote
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: all my notes. And then as I was kind of
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: looking them over, I just wrote sex on the top
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: of my pad. Because there's a lot of sex. There's
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of horniness. There's a lot of pent up
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: libidos in this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: But if you notice, everything that's fucked up in this
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: all comes from someone either lying or keeping a secret
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: from the other person. It's fine to be sexual and
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: everything like that. But when you start keeping secrets in
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: sex or you start lying about sex, that's when usually
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: stuff starts to go the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: But why would Turk or why would you or why
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  Speaker 1: would anyone tell their lover that they had a sex
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: dream about their female friend? That just seems like a
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: horrible idea.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Well, the minute that Turk told Elliot.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, horrible idea. Why did you do that? She's a blabbermouth.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: We know Elliot's a blabbermouth.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Not only that, what are you trying to start? You
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: want to be starting something? Are you saying that shit
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: so that Elliot would be like, you know what? I've
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: been thinking about.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: You too, Turk. I've always wanted BBC. You know what
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like, is that what happens? Is that what
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: he was expecting to happen?
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I doubt Elliot's ever had BBC.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: You're talking about the British network, right?
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the British network. Now, I have to jump right
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: to that fantasy of you guys because I had multiple emotions.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: No, we're going to go back, but it's the headline.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: For everyone who doesn't remember, this is the episode where
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Sarah is in like the sexiest pleather nurse stripper outfit.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: And she's on Donald, and Donald's having a sex dream
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: about her. Turk's having a sex dream about her. And
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: they really go at it. Now, I had mixed emotions. One,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, damn, Sarah, because she's got the
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: stocking thing with the garter belt. I don't know. What
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: do you call those things when it's like a strap
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: that holds the stockings up?
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: A panty. A garter belt. It's a garter belt.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Garter belts. I don't even know that purpose of the
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: damn thing, but it looked great.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: It's to keep the stockings up. You said it right.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, her stockings are up. And she's kissing on you.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: And I just got to know, what was that like?
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, you discussed on the show that you weren't
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: getting too many opportunities outside of the beautiful and talented
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Judy Reyes. And there's your friend Sarah Chalk in a
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: naughty outfit mounting you, kissing on you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something right now. When we
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: were filming it, it felt horrible because it was like
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: kissing my sister.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: But I'm telling you. that when doing that, it was like,
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: oh my God, I'm kissing my sister. I love Sarah
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Chalk so much that it is like my family when
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: I'm around her. And at this point in the series,
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: we had spent so much time together. We had spent
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: so much time together that it was no longer, you know,
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: when I first saw Sarah, obviously I was like, holy cow,
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: she's hot. When I first saw Judy, holy cow, she's hot.
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  Speaker 3: But at this point, She is my sister. And so
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: I remember doing this scene and being like, oh, my God.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: And not this is gross, but this is work. Let's
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: approach this as professionals and, you know, make it through.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think you're lying, but I also
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: don't think that you thought it was uncomfortable as it
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: It was very uncomfortable.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was one of those uncomfortable feelings where it
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  Speaker 3: was like, It felt dirty, but not in a good
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: dirty way.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It felt bad dirty.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: It felt bad dirty. Like, this doesn't feel right at all.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: And you didn't have any twitching or movement, I take it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: There was no twitching or movement.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: And I love Sarah, and I think she's beautiful and hot,
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: but at that time, when making this, when shooting this, There.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Was nothing happening.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you sold it.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: When I saw it today, when I saw it today,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, wow, look at the chemistry Sarah
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: and I have.
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  Speaker 2: The kiss was passionate. It felt, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Everything about it felt sexual and tab, not tabooish, but
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: like sexual and, well, I guess tabooish because you're not
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: supposed to be thinking about.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Stuff like that when you're engaged.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And I totally understand if there were people out there
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: that caught feelings when watching it. I understand why, because
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: it was hot. It was fire.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I had multiple emotions going on. I had one that
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: was like, wow, that's kind of hot. I mean, Sarah
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: looked great, and you two going at it was sort
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: of naughty and taboo, like you said. But then I
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: had a little bit like, why is Donald making out
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: with my TV girlfriend? I was a little jealous.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: You got a little jealous.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I had a little tinge of like, get your fucking
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: hands off my TV girlfriend.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: You ever seen The Last Dragon?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: No.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: You've never seen The Last Dragon?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: The Last Dragon? No, I've not seen The Last Dragon.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Please see The Last Dragon. Please, I'm begging you to
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: see The Last Dragon.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Who plays the dragon?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: This dude. This dude, Tymoc.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: It's Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon, okay? Barry Gordy started Motown.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: You know what Motown is, right?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, buddy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying. Put out.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: such artists like Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Michael Jackson.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: The Supremes. You don't have to list Motown artists.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: For fuck's sake. He made a movie.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: He produced a movie called The Last Dragon about Bruce Leroy,
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: the protector of Harlem, the Kung Fu protector of Harlem.
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  Speaker 3: And there's only one person in his path that is
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: trying to stop him from being the one protector of
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Harlem forever. And that is Shonuf. And Shonuf is the
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Shogun of Harlem. And he is the prettiest. And he
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: is the baddest. And there's kung fu in it. There's
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: music in it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Is it like a blaxploitation movie?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I guess you could say that. I don't think they
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: meant to do that when they were making it. It
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: was meant to be taken, you know, as a real story.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: But with comedy and action and adventure. But I'm telling
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: you right now, in my youth growing up, this was
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: a huge movie. So anybody out there listening... if you
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: haven't seen the last dragon and you want to laugh
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: and you want to, you know, see some really cool
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: action and you want to hear some witty lines and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: stuff like that, please get it. But there's a line
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: in it where the, it doesn't make sense if you
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: haven't seen the movie, but there's a line in it where, uh, vanity,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: God rest her soul, uh, rest in peace, uh, is
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: being kidnapped. And this young man who plays Bruce Leroy's brother,
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: God rest his soul.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: He also passed away.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Uh, yells at the kidnapper, hey, get your hands off
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: my woman! And the dude looks at him like, you
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: gotta be fucking kidding me. And he gets even louder.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I said, get your hands off my woman!
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: And so when you got jealous about me kissing on Sarah,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: it made me think.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Of, get your hands off my woman! I digress. I'm sorry.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to say to that long,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: epic anecdote, but yes donald that is how i felt
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: i felt like get your hands off my woman now
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: i want to talk about movie kissing because um there's
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: times when you do a movie kiss and uh you
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: just sort of both open your mouths but there's no
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: tongue and then there's times when you do a movie
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: kiss and between the two actors it just you kind
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: of get lost in it and it becomes like a
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: real french kiss um I noticed that in yours, there
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't really any visible tongue.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, but there was a lot of lip,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: which is also really sexy.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you that I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed because
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: in my sex scene, I'm embarrassed to tell you there's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of visual tongue. And I don't think there
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: should be. I think it's too much. I think Amy
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Smart and I got a little lost in the moment.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But I kind of cringed when I was like, oh, buddy,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: nobody wants to be seeing tongues.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: No, you know what?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: There was a moment in time where that was sexy.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: And when in movies, you kind of woo.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I can rationalize it a little bit, though. It was
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: so naughty and so taboo. We're literally fucking in the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: storage closet of the funeral home where her husband.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Is being put in a coffin. Laid to rest. Laid
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: to rest.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Laid to rest. And so it was so wrong and
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: taboo and up against the wall and just like, it
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't making love, it was fucking. And so there was
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this extra passion and hunger.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not only that, the fact that JD decides to
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: mask or deceive the people who hear Amy Smart's character
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: moan in the closet as if, Something fell on his,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: something hit his hand or something like that?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Amy's character has an orgasm
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: and she lets out this loud yell and then I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: come out and say, something fell on my foot. And
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: then I recreate her orgasm being like, oh.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Pretty perfectly, too. But it's not like you didn't go, oh.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh. Like, it was like.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: That's funny. It's like, I tell everyone at the funeral home, like, oh,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Something fell on my foot. And then
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I was like, oh.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Oh. oh my god that was so naughty for i
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: mean think about what we're doing on fucking primetime nbc
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: back in the day i i'm still shocked this was
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: 20 years ago yeah i feel like now that would
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: be like not something you put in primetime on nbc
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: but i don't know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: It was good it was funny well you got to
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: remember there weren't all of these other.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Networks at the time.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Streaming services.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I always say that. And Bill was trying to push
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the envelope of what you could do. But man, did he.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just can't imagine. We hear about people's
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: kids watching Scrubs nowadays on Hulu or wherever they're finding it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And I remember Matt Tarsus, who's one of our friends
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: and writers, said that he walked into the room and
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: his kids were watching Scrubs. And he circled right back
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and walked out because it was something so risque like this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine you Your kids are watching us
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: all bang.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: The whole cold opening is hilarious, man.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: So good. It's a great episode.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I laughed really hard.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, when you look at it, you know, the
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: whole massage thing and how Jordan wants him to watch
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: the kids so she can get a massage.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I can relate to that. Everybody needs a massage, you
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Also,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Johnny looking like baby Lex Luthor. That had me rolling,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: He looked like Lex Luthor was a baby. Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And, you know, anyway, Todd deciding, you know, that he
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: was going to take a Tuesday after he worked out
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: instead of before he worked out.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: So just to remind those of you who didn't watch it,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: it's really clever. They present all the lead characters with
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: some sort of thing they're doing. Kelso's in tight shoes.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Todd doesn't know if he wants the dookie before or
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: after his workout.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: The janitor is defibrillating, pretending he's a doctor and is
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: defibrillating a mop dressed up like a patient.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Aloma, Nurse Roberts is repairing a copy machine.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And all these people have their own things they're involved in.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: And then it all culminates with everyone screaming for a
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: different reason. It was so, so clever the way that
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was all done.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Very clever. I laughed so hard at Kelso looking at
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: his foot with the blood. After the shoes were too small.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: What about Sam Lloyd? Sam Lloyd in the mirror. He
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: looks in the mirror. He hasn't looked in the mirror
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: at himself in a long time and he screams at himself. Oh, man.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: A really, really good episode. And so many things. It's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: another one. God, season two was great. I got to say,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: we really hit our stride here because there's so many things.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, we'll get to them all, but there's a
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of things in this episode that are like
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: really memorable moments from all nine years. So I really
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: liked my fall down the stairs.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I wrote that down. Great pratfall.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: For the cold open also.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Really took a dive. That was a nice one.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I wish they didn't cut away from me. I mean,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I wish they had done the classic JD fall and
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: then pop back up because they cut to Amy's reaction.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Of course, it makes sense to cut to her reaction, but.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: You could have easily have just done me big fall,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: obviously hit a mat without anyone seeing and then pop
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: right back up like nothing happened.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: But I mean, there's a bunch of moments in that
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: whole scene where it's jokes that are similar to that,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: where it's like misleading, where she's like, you want to
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: go get a drink?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, let's get out of here. You
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Why is there a bar at this funeral home? First
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: of all, is there ever, have you ever been to
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a funeral that wasn't, I know like at, at like
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: when people go back to their house, they have booze,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: but like this funeral home has waiters serving booze. Is
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that a thing?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know that it is a thing. I've been
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: to a bar after a funeral.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Joelle, you look like you're thinking about it. Have you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: ever been to a funeral where they served booze on trays?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I know that's what wakes do.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I would love to hear from our Irish fans. Is
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: this a horrible stereotype I've been taught as an American,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: or do you guys actually do booze at your funerals?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: No, I know when everyone goes home, we Jews have shiva,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and I know that other denominations have wakes, and there's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: booze there. But not at the funeral. At the funeral.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: There were waiters with trays.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I just don't think that would be a good thing
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: to do. You've seen some of the things that happen
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: at African-American funerals. I just couldn't imagine serving booze at
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: the funeral. Because, you know, shit jumps off, period. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: couldn't imagine liquor. Oh, my goodness gracious. I can't imagine liquor.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It would be a bad idea. Because, you know,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the people who have to speak would get up and get.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: They're already emotional enough. They don't need booze to make them.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Nobody needs that. Nobody needs that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But it was funny. I mean, she goes, you should
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: get a drink. And I grab one off the tray.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And she goes, no, that guy's busing those drinks, JD.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: You have to order from him. And I spit it
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: back up in my cup. And I go, somebody's a smoker.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I guess, does that mean he ashed in his drink?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I think there was a cigarette butt in the drink.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I laughed. I laughed. I didn't even know what the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: joke was. I didn't know if he had put his cigarette.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: That happened to me once. I was a kid. And
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I reached for a Coke can I thought was was mine,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and I chugged it, and it had been like someone's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: ashtray for like a week.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Whoa. Now, you know I'm a fan of the lip bite.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I've mentioned that as it pertains to Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: By the way, Flo was watching Clueless on the plane.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: She had never seen it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: There you go, Donald.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Big ups. Did she like it?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't watching with her, but I saw her laughing,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and we were talking about some of your finest moments.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: But speaking of Alicia Silverstone and lip bites, Amy Smart
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: does an epic lip bite at 350. I don't know
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: if you caught that. It's kind of what kicks everything off.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be respectful at the funeral, and she
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: does like a big old classic Alicia Silverstone lip bite.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And then you guys crash into the wall.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And then it hard cuts to banging in the closet.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think anyone's ever had sex during a funeral? Absolutely.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Why? Because emotions are high?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: No, because people... Yo, people, listen, man. Some people aren't
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: who they say they are also. Now, let's keep it 100.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: And some people are who they say they are.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: There are people that have been at the funeral and
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: have buried their spouse at that moment and was having
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: sex within five seconds of the spouse at the funeral.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think this is something that has never happened before.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I'm sure this has happened several times. I don't think
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: this is statistically. I'm sure this is something that has
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: happened often.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're someone who knows of sex at a funeral,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: please write us on our social medias or email Joelle because...
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: We would love to have you on the show. We
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: don't want any liars, so it's the honor system. But
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: we would love to hear the tale of how you...
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: banged at a funeral by the way one of my
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: favorite lines in Scrubs history and I know Bill loves this.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Line oh my god no we don't I don't want
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: to hear the tale of how someone banged at a funeral.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I do I do oh my god you guys are.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Crazy I do I want to hear all the gossip
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: of Michael Loma in this episode who's sliding all.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Around the hospital right all over the place.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god Nurse Roberts is so funny in this
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: episode anytime there's gossip she rolls up in her chair
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and they speed it up so she's like also I
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: just wanted to say that uh I always love this line,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and I know Bill loves this line because we've quoted
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it to each other when I go a little bit woody-ish. Jamie,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: there are a lot of ways to grieve, but last
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them. Which
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: means that not only we didn't have like, we didn't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: even have just like standing up against the wall sex.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: We got to like wheelbarrow style.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: You guys had dirty sex earlier.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: You guys, in the closet at the funeral, you guys
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: were doing freaking tricks.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? We were like, we weren't just like, oh,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: let's have a quickie against the wall. We were like, okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: now let's do a wheelbarrow style.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right, right, right. This is a girl
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: in a handstand?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Like, it just gets out of control. It just gets
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: out of control like freaking Team America. Like, it starts
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: off and you're like, oh, the puppets are having sex.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And then they start doing weird poses. And then he
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: sits on the puppet. Like, and the puppet sits on
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: the other puppet.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Like, it's just... I've got to watch that movie again,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: but I do remember when the puppets shit on each other.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: But I think– Joelle, are you asking what wheelbarrow style is?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Listen, because when you– when I saw your hand motion,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: which was essentially like a wheelbarrow race, like you've got
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: her by the hips.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I think I'm holding– yeah, I think I'm holding– she,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I think, as I understand wheelbarrow style– is the receiver
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: of the wheelbarrow style has their hands, no, Dan's getting it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I'll do it for you. You've got your hands on
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: a desk like this, like I have, and then the
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: person who's giving the wheelbarrow would be holding up the
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: legs maybe by the thighs, so they're kind of in
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: a plank. The person receiving is sort of in a
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: plank position, Joelle.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: This is so much more impressive because you guys were
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: doing it in a closet.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: During her husband's funeral.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: With mops.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Jamie, there's a lot of ways to grieve, but I'm
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: pretty sure that wheelbarrow style isn't one of them.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then... And then, dude.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: The janitor's penis.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: How the hell? How the hell does that.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: What luck JD has that in the middle of driving.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Home, he realizes....
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I got, he, he, no, he, he, he realized, oh shit,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I got a piss. Why didn't I take the pee
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: before I left? But the luck of him running up
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: to a house and it being the janitor's house and
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: not only the janitor's house, but the janitor's bathroom window
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: where he's showering.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a coincidence, but we got
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: to take a break. We're gonna be right back to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: talk about the janitor's penis. We'll be right back.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And we're back!
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: So we know a couple things. It's safe to assume
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that the janitor has a very large penis.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the head movement that J.D. makes, you know how
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: to insinuate that it's long. He does the old tilt
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: the head to insinuate that it's long.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Right. Now we know that he sees a potentially dangerous
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: melanoma on the janitor's penis. But of course, it's of
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: course a TV show. The odds that J.D. has to
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: pull over and take a piss... outside the janitor's bathroom window.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: We'll allow that to happen. We'll go with the, what's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: that word I'm thinking of? Suspend our disbelief. Creative license?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Say we'll suspend our disbelief or whatever. Yes, but isn't
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that the term creative license? Isn't that a term too?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, so we'll allow that. Suspension of disbelief is
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: probably a better.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Way to say it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: And it works for the joke later on where JD
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: has to explain to him.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That dialogue is so funny. I think
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: it's on Scrubs Wiki. Let me just try and read
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: it to you because the wording is so funny. I go,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I got to be straight with you. I saw your
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: really have checked out. He says, when did you see
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: my penis? I say, last night when you were showering.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He says, where were you? I say, I was outside
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: in the bushes. And he goes, uh, and I go, look,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it was a coincidence, man. I mean, if you'd looked
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: And he goes, what? Why? And he goes, and I go,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: oh my god that's so funny so funny so but
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: we have a nice it leads to a nice moment
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: of course one of the greatest jokes in Scrubs history
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: don't worry it's benign and he goes benign benign and
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a half yeah I don't know who wrote that joke
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: in the Scrubs writers room but I'm very proud of
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: them but actually becomes a nice moment with the janitor
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: it feels like it's the first moment where he genuinely thanks.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Me yeah yeah Sure.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: And then I thank him and he goes, get your
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: hand off me.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Then it's back to normal.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Turk smacks Elliot on the ass.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Now, I have a question about that. That's clearly a
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Turk fantasy. Do other characters often have fantasies besides JD?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens. We've had this conversation before. Yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It's not often, but it's occasional.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Occasionally, one of the other cast members will fantasize something else.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: So you're still, Turk is still fucking horny for Elliot.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, have you ever had a sex dream about anyone?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Of course, but I'm saying that it wasn't like- And
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: then after you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Had the sex dream about said person, what happened?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I thought about them the next day. And that's clearly
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: what's happened with Turk. He's staring at Elliot longingly. And
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: then he fantasizes that she's bending over. And Sarah, by
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the way, Sarah really leaned into the naughtiest in this.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like Sarah Chalk, the actress, often
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: plays like the goody two-shoes girl. And now in this,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: they were like, we need you to just be randy
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and crazy. And she was like, okay. Because she's like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: bending over and putting her butt in the air.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: See, this whole episode is like a temptation by the
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: dark side, man. It's like, even the conversations that we're
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: having right now about the episode, everything is turning towards,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: you know, things that we're trying to not talk about.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: And I think we need to just let it aside
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: and say this is the episode that we talk about
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: the shit. Because what you just said, look, I can't,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to combat what, I think that, Turk
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: definitely still after the day was over and had gone
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: on into being married to Carla, there were times where
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: he was like, let me go to the mental Rolodex.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: And there was that time where I fantasized about Elliot.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? On times when him and
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Carla aren't on the same page. You know what I mean?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I definitely feel like, you know, I feel like, That's
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: what fantasies are for. I feel like that's what's supposed
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: But would you get jealous? Like if Casey told you,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: oh my God, babe, I had this incredible sex dream
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: about some celebrity, would you be jealous?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: But I would think she would be jealous about me
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: having sex dreams about someone.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Right. Like that's the thing, man.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: This whole episode, it's like the fact that Turk decided
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: to tell Elliot about the dream, that's crossing the line
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: right there. You're supposed to keep that to yourself, man.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to go into that. Especially the person.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, who would ever tell the person? You told
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the person.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: And then told her to keep it a secret. Like,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: and don't tell Carla.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Like, come on, man. What are you trying to get
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: out of this? What is it that you're going for?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I think if the person isn't threatening, it's one thing.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Like if your girlfriend was like, oh, I had a
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: sex dream about someone and it was kind of funny
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't someone that you would necessarily feel like
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: jealous of or something, it'd be one thing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I'd be jealous of anyone. I'd be jealous. I think
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I'd be jealous of anyone, though.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, Carla has a sex dream about Sam Lloyd.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't think she would tell Turk because Turk
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: would definitely be like, wait a second, you have feelings
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: for Sam?
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: The lawyer?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, for the lawyer? You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: So keep it to yourself. That's the message we're telling
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you here at Fake Doctors. If you dream about having
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: a sex dream with someone that isn't your partner, maybe
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: just keep it to yourself.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Now, if you don't have a partner and you're trying
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: to start something, go for yours, man.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Shoot.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: A good pickup line. Like, hey, I had a sex
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: dream about you.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Some people want to hear that shit.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I know, but it might be too good.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest with you. Okay, let me
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: just say this. And this is why I disagree with
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: what you just said.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: If.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I was a single man.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: And.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Impossible. Let's say... Let's say... Right.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Impossible.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Impossible.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: But if I was a single man, and KC's first
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: thing she ever said to me when we met was,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I had a sex dream about you last night.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: That shit would work on me. In a heart... Of course.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: So then what are you talking about? Nobody wants to
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: hear that shit. I think.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's different coming from a woman.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I just feel like if a man's pickup line to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: a woman was... You know, I had a sex dream.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be like creepy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: It depends on who the woman is. It depends on
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: who the man is.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: There it is. That too. There we go.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: And how and when and how far into our relationship.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: A lot of factors.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: A good one.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: It just feels like it really has the potential to
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: step into inappropriate territory unless you have a good relationship
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and you're close and you can, yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Or if you just want to shoot your shot.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: If you want to shoot your shot, I think it's
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: a bad shot to take. I think it's horrible.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Some people don't have filters and are like, I'm going
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: to shoot my shot.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I know exactly what to say.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Good luck with that one. Just be prepared to accept
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the rejection.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: And also be a parent to hear from human resources.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, but now, okay, so now, right. Well, that's at work.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: We're talking about at work and stuff like that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just talking about in life. I think it's
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: a pretty stupid shot to take if that's your shot. Now,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: let's say you guys are grooving and you smooch a
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: little and then you're like, hey, can I tell you
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: something kind of embarrassing? But since we're kissing, I've had
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the craziest dream about you. That's different. Agreed.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: No, I disagree.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: What are you smiling at?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I disagree. I think this is all.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I think that's a horrible shot to take.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Dude, I didn't say it was the right shot. I
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: just said unless you want to shoot your shot and
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: this is your steez.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's wrong.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: To ask somebody out on a date or to express
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: your feelings to someone.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I would never say yes to that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: But, but, but....
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: There's definitely a way to do it that will get
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: the attention that you are looking for. And there's a
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: way to get the attention that you're not looking for.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: And I feel like go for yours.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Word.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to dismount this conversation. I don't
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: know how either, man. Let's talk about the Germans. Let's
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: talk about the Germans. There's a lot of, I mean,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: probably the gif I see most throughout the creation of
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: gifs is the 99 Luftballons dance with me and the German. Yes. Now,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: people love that. 99 Luftballons.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: You know why I love that song? I love that
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: song because John Forte made the remake.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Me and my ba-da-da-da-da-da. Flip the dough with
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: the money we got. The block stays hot. Da-da-da-da-da-da.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: And something's out there.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yo, that shit is fire, man.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Well, it was back in the day when everybody was
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: sampling something. And John Forte had that. That's my introduction
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: to that song. I didn't know that song before that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the German version. Now, there's some really
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: funny stuff. Now, obviously, if you watch the show, you
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: know that Sarah speaks German very well. And There's some
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: very funny stuff about these two actors on Scrubs Wiki.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: It says, viewers fluent in German have noted that Sarah
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Chalk actually speaks much better German in the episode than
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the German characters. And then they say neither of the
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: actors playing the Mueller or Mueller, whatever his brother's actually
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: spoke German. Soren Hellerup is Danish. And while Ingo Newhouse
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: has a German name and was born in Germany, he
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: grew up in America. Both mostly deliver their lines phonetically
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: with multiple grammatical errors. So I thought that was funny
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: that Sarah, who speaks German really well, I don't know
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: why the hell they couldn't find two guys who were
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: fluent in German in Hollywood, but I guess they couldn't.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: And Sarah's German is way better than the two actors.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that's funny?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: It would be even funnier if the two guys pulled
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: one over on the casting directors. and pretended that they
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: were speaking German in the audition and they.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Got the point.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Right, or just said they speak German.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: And then when they got there and they're doing this
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: shit and neither one of them is reacting, they're like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: there's a moment where it's like, oh, we're on the safe.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: It's like when I told you I took all of
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: those dance classes last week. I mean, last episode, I
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: only took like two or three dance classes and that
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: was enough to put it on my resume. So I
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: imagine those guys like, I'm fluent in German and really
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: all they could speak were a few.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Actors always do that. They're like, can you ride horseback? Well,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: and they're like, Sure.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I have been on a horse. Right.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: The real answer is, did I get the job?
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Can you ride a horse?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Did I get the job?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to get a job as an actor
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: when someone's like, okay, great audition. You do speak German fluently, right?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Sure I do.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Because you're like, we'll worry about that later. We'll worry
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: about that horseback riding later.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get to that part. That's when you call
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: your friend up right away. All right, I need you
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: to teach me everything I know about German. Everything you know.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid, I was up
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: for a part as a kid, and it was to
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: be on a hockey team, and they were like, you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: play hockey, right? And I'm like, yes, I do. I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: love hockey. I love all the positions. Yeah, so anyway,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that of all the actors
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood, they found two guys. Now, we wouldn't know,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: of course, unless you speak German. Another funny thing about
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: this is Scrubs was very popular– In Germany. So they
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: had to figure out, well, if all the acting about it,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: if all the actors in the show are dubbed in German,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: in Germany, what do you do with this, this bilingual moment?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: So it says that in the German translation of the episode,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the Germans are Danes and Elliot speaks Danish.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. So hold on then.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: So, so no, no, it's just, it's just how they
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: dubbed it, you know, because in Germany, I believe they dub,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they don't subtitle. So the point is that, okay, so
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: in the German version, everyone's German. So you can't have
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a bit with the guy not speaking the language everyone's speaking.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: So they just dubbed that section as Danish.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: If they should have dubbed it as American, that would
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: have been funny.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Could have. Could have. And on that note, y'all,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: we're going to go to break.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: We got someone coming in.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: We don't know who it is, but they're coming in.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Let's hope this guest is better, Joelle. I mean,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: it was a horrible, horrible, horrible.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: It was not good.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Dude, hold on. Guys, guys, let's not say horrible, horrible.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Let's just say horrible.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Not the usual fake doctor, real friend type of guest.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I saw a lot of our listeners' comments,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: and I really agree. They were like, that was cringe. Why?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with that woman?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Guys, no.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: See, but that's bullying, man. There's nothing wrong with that woman.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: She's got her own life, yo. She was doing her thing.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not bullying her, but she took a slot from
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: someone who's campaigning. We had that one guy on. He
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: writes every day. And she took a slot. And something
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: she wasn't interested in.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I don't think it was horrible.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I just think it was not the fake doctor's real
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: friend call that we're used to.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like it when our guests are cringy. I mean,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: there was talk for a second about, should we just
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: cut it out? But I wanted to just leave it
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: so that people know that we don't really like, like
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: even when things don't work, we want to like just
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: show it. But we could have just cut it out.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: It was so cringe.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It was not great.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Joelle, did you slam the mug on the ground?
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I did. It shattered in a million pieces.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, good.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Good. Thank you. Send her the pieces.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Speaking of mugs, holy cow.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. A lot of merch. A lot of merch coming.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: New merch up, y'all. All right. So check it out. Oh, wait.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: The merch is up, by the way. By the time
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: this airs, there'll be a t-shirt up.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Masks are back.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Mugs are restocked.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Mugs are restocked. T-shirts are in the house. Now, I
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: want you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Guys to know, I know we promised a lot of
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: wacky ideas for merch, and some of that's coming. Washcloths,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: beach towels with me and Donald's faces on it are coming.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But just to kind of get the store up and running,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: we've just got some standard stuff. The t-shirt you'll see
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: is our logo. But I don't want you saying like, oh,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: but what about all the wacky stuff you promised? In time.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: We've got to open up the store. I don't know
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: about the I Doc Leo t-shirt. Probably won't clear legal. But...
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Unless we just do the Leo astrological sign, and only
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the insiders will know.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: And know also this, yo.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: What if we did? Wait, wait, Donald. What if we did?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: As I was saying this, that is nuts, and that
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: is subliminal. Subliminal.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You added an extra syllable there.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I'm worried. That is subliminal.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Subliminable. Subliminable.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I like subliminable. Subliminable. Subliminable.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I like subliminable better. Subliminable.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: That sounds like mushroom mouth. Mushroom mouth.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: No, because it would be subliminable. I can't do it. Subliminable.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Let me just finish what the shirt would be. It
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: would be the word, it would say I, apostrophe D, eyed.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Then there'd be the icon of like a dock, like
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: a traditional dock on a lake. And then the Leo
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: astrological star. I'd dock Leo. Nah, man.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: do that at all. I would like to do that.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. But I will say this.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I will say this. I'm going to make a one-off
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I will say this. Speaking of one-offs, I will say this.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: We're not going to make a bunch of these things now.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: So....
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of this stuff is limited. We're going to
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: try and.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Come up with- You're saying get it while it's hot
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: is what you're saying.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Get it while it's hot. We're going to try and
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: come out with new things like it's a season. So
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: this season's mug might not be next season's mug. And
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: this season's mask might not be next season's mask.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what next season's mug is. Danil
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and Joel.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I love that. I love it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: But you guys got to do the same pose that
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: we're doing.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys got to snuggle on. You're going to
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: have to wear masks or something or Photoshop.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: No problem.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, guys. I can't wait to hang out. You guys
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: realize when the apocalypse is over, we're going to all
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: be able to be in a studio together doing this.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It'll be so much more fun.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I've never had a video of the first time we meet. Oh,
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: my gosh.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm excited about? The studio to be
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: stacked with like Kit Kats and We do.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Have the best snacks. You don't even know what you're
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Twizzlers.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this fish and chips off my hips.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: But when you go to the studio to record, that's
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: where all the good snacks are.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Donald, don't you fret at all. Our studio, oh my gosh,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: that was a place. It was guaranteed stocked. One of
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: my British friends said to me, you know, Zach, you don't,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: just because you're here, it doesn't mean that you have
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: to have fish and chips for every meal.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, did you eat like that?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And I said, why would I eat something that's not
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: fish and chips? I was in New York. I had
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: a bagel with lox and cream cheese every single morning
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: because it was like, why am I not going to
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: do that? Why am I not? And we don't have
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: fish and chips on every corner here in Los Angeles.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: All right. We're going to go to break and we're
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: going to come back with a caller that is going
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to blow your fucking mind. They're so good.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Oh, wow.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: And we're back!
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: But look, man.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: During the break, we were talking about The Mandalorian and
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. I'm going to tell you guys something
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: right now. The Mandalorian is good, and I'm really excited
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: about it. But there's one show that I'm equally excited about.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: And that is Cobra Kai season three, dude. I'm telling
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: y'all right now, man. Y'all can sit here and say
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: what you want to say. But me and the millions
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: of people that are enjoying this little tiny show that
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: is a little bit nostalgic and makes you feel like
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: you're watching the Karate Kid all over again. Cobra Kai
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: is so much fun. This is my second recommendation of
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the episode.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Do they keep cutting back to the original movies?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: There's a bit of the original movies in this. There's
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: a lot of the original movie in this, but it
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: takes place however many years to, you know, when Danny
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: won the California Karate Championship, it takes place however many
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: years it is to now It takes place to then.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't follow Daniel LaRusso, really. It follows Johnny.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Rob Macho's not in it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: He's in it. But he's like the bad guy, dude.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: He's like the dick.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: What about Pat? Wait, is Pat Morita alive?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: No, Pat Morita passed away.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. And what about other characters?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: So Johnny is in it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Shue. I asked about that last time.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: They teased that she might be in the next season.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she wouldn't do it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: But look, I'm telling you right now, man. It's about
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Johnny and him trying to restart Cobra Kai. And it
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: is fucking so much fun. It's like got just the
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: right amount of cheese, just the right amount of nostalgia,
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: just the right amount of comedy that you sit there
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: and you laugh and enjoy yourself. So if you are
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: a Karate Kid fan, the original Karate Kid fan, and
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: it's executive produced by Will Smith.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: So how can you hate on it, y'all? Will Smith's involved.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, I heard they're going to do
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a Fresh Prince Bel-Air reunion, and he and the aunt
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: that hate each other, they made up.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: That's great. That's great.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I love how Donald never wants to comment on that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Last time that came up, do you remember, Joel? I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. He doesn't want
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: to wait on that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: If you are a fan of the Karate Kid.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It's like on Howard Stern whenever. Cobra Kai.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: No mercy. Mercy is for the weak.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: It's like on Howard Stern, whenever mobsters come up and
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: like talking about mobsters, he always changes the subject. He's like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, changing the subject. And
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that's how Donald is about the Will Smith.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Mercy is for the weak.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: And what's her name? Conflict. Shall I let the guest in? Yes, please.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Johnny Lawrence.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Speaking of Johnny.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Daniel LaRusso.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Here we go, Joelle. big
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: john john broadbent how are you sir.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Hi big john oh my god hi john hi john
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: how are you sir good good very good how are
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the program uh we're very happy to have.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: You thanks so much for having me tell us.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: About yourself where are you what do you do what's
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: life like being john broadbent um.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: I'm in a town called nelson in new zealand um Whoa.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: Home of Lord of the Rings. Actually, home of the
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: one ring that was made here.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Amen.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: And I.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: But that was the ring to rule them all. So,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: you know, hey.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: There's actually like a shop in town where you can
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: go like check it out and buy a copy of
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: it if you want.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: And yeah, I just love watching your show.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: We love listening to the podcast.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Thank you, man.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: This is exciting. We've never had a New Zealand caller.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: What time is it there? It's probably Wednesday at some–
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: what time on Wednesday is it?
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Correct. Wednesday at 9 o'clock in the morning.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Holy cow.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so sorry I'm not drinking. I've got to go
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: to work after this.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: No, well, we're not drinking today either. Zach isn't drinking today.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not drinking today.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: No.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Joel's not drinking.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: It's probably best if we don't drink.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: We've decided that we're going to take a little break
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: from the drinking on the podcast.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they involve too much editing when we drink. John,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: what's tomorrow like?
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: What's tomorrow like? I wish I could tell you the
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: lotto numbers.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: And I wish I could tell you the sky would
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: clear for you guys. I'm really worried about that. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: hope everything works out there.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Thank you.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys experienced that too, didn't you? When the
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: fires were happening in Australia, didn't New Zealand get some
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: of that too?
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: Good call.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Actually, three years ago, two years ago, my whole town
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: was on fire and it was a bit scary for
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: a bit.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that a bit of trivia that when
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a horrible fire is happening in Australia, that it was
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: happening in New Zealand as well.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a pretty long story.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: The end result though was one fire was started by
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: a farmer, but there's like some copycat annoying person lit
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: some other ones and uh he was caught eventually but
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: he was caught by some nudists at a nudist.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Camp they probably wheelbarrowed him to the ground wheelbarrowed his
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: ass to the.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Ground definitely that's a good it's not only a good
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: way to have sex it's a good way to tackle
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: someone noted oh yeah write that down in your notes
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: there um I don't want anyone who's listening to this
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: to think that we don't teach you things. You can
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: wheelbarrow in multiple situations.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: We've already fixed John's life.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't even have to.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, John, when all else fails, wheelbarrow it. John, what
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: do you do down there in New Zealand?
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Full-time, I'm sort of an IT guy slash PA slash
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: airman for a realtor. On the side, I make T-shirts.
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: I actually.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: inspired by the podcast and you guys going on about
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: wet i um i thought of a design i don't.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Know if you yeah oh i hope it's the one
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: i just mentioned.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Uh can you see.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: That cat donkey oh wait long way around no no
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: no you're no oh yeah wet ass oh wet ass
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: pussy that's great we.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: That's a wet ass.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Wait hold it up hold it up john So just
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: for you listening at home, it's an icon of some
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: water droplets, an icon of a donkey or ass, and
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: an icon of a cat. I would love to have
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: one of those if you want to send it to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: my way.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: I will. I haven't printed one yet, but you can have.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: The first one. We listen to that song a lot
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: in my house. It really gets us going.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: You know what my part is? You know what my
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: part in that song is? I want to choke.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I want you to touch that dangling thing in the
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: back of my throat. That shit gets me every time.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I laugh so hard every time. I laugh so hard.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Every time I want to choke, I want you to
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: touch that dangling thing in the back of my throat.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think she wrote that? Did she write that?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I hope she did. Oh, please, God, make her have it.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: When you look at the WAP writers, are there like
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: 400 people? I'd like to think that she.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Wrote the lyrics. I've never looked at the WAP who
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: wrote WAP.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I hope it just says. Daniel and Joelle, find out
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: for us. I want to know how many writers are
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: on the WAP list. Because those lyrics are- That line
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't get you every time?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: That line doesn't get you every time.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious, as you say, but I really want to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: think that she wrote it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: She wants you to touch that dangling thing in the.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Back of her throat. I know what it's called.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a fake doctor.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: From now on, it's called the dangling thing.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: It's called the uvula.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I want to choke.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I want you to touch that dangling thing in the
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: back of my throat.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Uvula. Now, Waston, John, I'm glad you just came on
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: because I have an idea for a T-shirt that we
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: can't really mass market.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm taking notes.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it should say I apostrophe D, I'd,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and then an icon like you've done on yours of
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: a dock.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: And then the Leo astrological sign.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. So just like yours, yours is perfect, but with
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: those three things instead of yours.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: I'll do that next.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: That is genius. And if you send those to me
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: and Donald, we will make sure that your T-shirt Instagram
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: is fully promoted.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Much appreciated. I'll definitely do that one next.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And make sure you make an XXL for Donald because
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: he's a large man.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I don't mean fat, Donald. I mean muscular. You have
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: broad shoulders.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not worried about how you perceive my body to look.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: No, you have broad shoulders. You're a large man. You
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: need an XXL.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: However you want to look at it. You could give
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: me a triple X if you got it, too. I'll
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: sleep in it.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: How about that, John?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: It's hard. Sizing T-shirts is hard.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: John, I'll sleep in it.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: I'll sleep in it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: John, do you find... Have you ever.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Are you getting mad at me?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm trying to fucking talk to John about
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: my iDocLeo t-shirt.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead. Get your iDocLeo t-shirt conversation finished.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: John, don't you find that sizing t-shirts is very hard?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Because no one thinks they're the size they are. When
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I made Wish I Was Here merch through the Kickstarter
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: thing we did, it was a nightmare because I didn't
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: know that doing merch was so hard. Eventually we hired
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a company to help us, but People don't think they're
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the size they are. And then you send a shirt
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: to New Zealand and it takes fucking a month and
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: they get it and they're like, what the fuck is this?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: This isn't a women's petite small. And you're like, I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: don't know your fucking size, bro.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, very, very hard.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: I used to sell them at the Saturday market we
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: have here in town. And I'd have a lot of
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: people ask if they can try them on. And I'm like, yeah, sure.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Probably couldn't do that now.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Them days is over.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Bro forever you probably can't ever try clothes on again
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: no you.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Can try clothes that's bullshit man get out of here
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: try clothes.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: On maybe in 2024 but who's gonna fucking let you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: go try no one wants you to go in the
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: store and put your fucking covid all over the shirt
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: and be like sorry I need a petite and then
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: you fucking.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: No that shit's over anyway I can't imagine that happening Anyway,
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: hit us songwriters.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, Belcalis Almanzar. That's party P. Oh, that's her real name?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: And then Megan P. Belcalis Almanazar is Cardi B's real name.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Megan P., I'm assuming, is Megan. Mm-hmm. And then James
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Foy III, Austin Owens, and Frank Rodriguez. So we don't
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: know if James Foy III came up with the hit
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the uvula joke.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what she says. She says, I want
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: to choke. I want you to touch that dangling thing
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: in the back of my throat.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Oh, man. It's such a, it's the lyrics.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: It's such poetry. You know, the 17th century had Shakespeare.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: We got that.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: I crack up with the Mack truck pot as well.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Joelle goes yes it's hilarious like with.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: The noise and everything.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's a great song if we were allowed to
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: play music for you here we would play it but
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: all we have is Donald singing it that's all we're
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: allowed to do Donald if you cover it like fully
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: cover it and Dan can help you with the.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Somebody did cover it somebody did cover it they did
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: an 80s version of the WAP song and it is
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: so dope dude it slaps it slaps It's tight, dude.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, I wish we were allowed to play that.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, maybe we can.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe we can. If we contact the person and it's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: a cover, maybe we can. I don't know.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if we have enough time.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, sorry, let's focus. John, so far, you're beating
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: our last guest by far, but that was not a
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: hard feat to achieve.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Look how excited he got.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I want the audience to know that we actually have
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: a guest that seems pleased to be on the show,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: which is very exciting. Do you have a question for
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: us related to anything?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Well, let us segue from music. I have a question
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: for you, Zach, and don't worry, Donald, I've got one
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: for you afterwards. Zach, if you were to write a musical,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: what would it be about, and how would you incorporate
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: a stunt involving a zipline?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Everyone's now making fun of me for
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: loving the zipline episode. Jesus. I do love a good
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: zipline joke. I don't know if you know that I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: directed that.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: Episode, John. No way.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. True story. First one. Very tricky to direct
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: yourself sliding down a zip line, but I managed to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: do it. You know, I'm just going to say the
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: first thing that comes to my mind because someone asked,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I think it was Josh Charles, the actor, who put
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: on Twitter, like, what's a great movie that should be
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  Speaker 1: a musical? Because, of course, now they're making, well, theater's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: entirely on pause for the moment, but everyone's making movies
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: into theater, and And because it was Josh Charles who
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: said it, my brain instantly went to Dead Poets Society,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: which I thought would be, which is a movie I really,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: really love. And it's probably one of my favorite movies.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, that would be really conducive to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: be a musical. Now, that's not really an original idea.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: But since you asked me and I just put on Twitter,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I replied to Josh Charles that that should be. And
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: then I got a lot of attention because we were like, yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: fuck yeah, that's a good idea. So there, there's my answer.
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  Speaker 3: If it were up to me, if I could do
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: a musical, making one up is too hard. That's like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: a conundrum, dude. That's one of those things where it
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: takes forever. To write music, to write a story, to write,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: all of that stuff takes forever. But if I could
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: make a musical out of a movie, it would definitely
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: be The Princess Bride.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I think that would be a funny... musical.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that's not in the, I mean, that's
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: such like everybody's favorite movie. I can't believe it's probably
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: got to be in the works, right?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: That would be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's, and if you could somehow still keep
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: that type of humor in the movie, I mean, in
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: the musical as well, that would be great without losing,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Stop that rhyming. I mean it. Anybody want a peanut?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: If you can freaking still somehow keep that shit. Where
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: am I? The pits of despair. You know, I would
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: love to hear a musical number about rodents of unusual size.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. There we are. Now, John, next question for Donald.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Go. All right.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: Star Wars question. Oh, Jesus.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: You guys transcend my two loves. I love musicals and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: I love Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: It's our baby. It's our son. It's our son, Zach.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Our son lives in New Zealand.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: So when Disney bought Star Wars.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I bet you love weed, too.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: I tried some in Canada.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't... Maybe you can't get weed in New Zealand.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: It might be hard down there.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can, but... They can get weed in New Zealand.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: That shit's a weed. It grows anywhere.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. All right, go ahead.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: When Disney bought Star Wars and they declared all of
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: the expanded universe as non-canon, what book or comic series or...
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: EU stuff did you miss? Did you feel saddest for?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Joelle's on the verge of tears.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I was very happy that the Yuuzovong was out of
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: the whole thing.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I wasn't a fan of that. I didn't like that.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't like the fact that something from outside of the...
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I like the stories of the Sith and the Jedi
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: and this new enemy that comes from out of nowhere
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: and is... you know, resistant to the force and all
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: of that stuff. It just seemed like, all right, so
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: we have this galaxy that seems to have a balance.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Let's fuck up the galaxy. How can we fuck it up?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Let's just throw some impossible.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Enemy at them. And you know what I mean? And,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: and I thought that was a cop out. So I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: didn't like that.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: My, the one stuff that I, the things that I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: did like were all of the stories about Han Solo's
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: kids and Leia's kids and, and Luke's kid and, and
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And, and, and, and even
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: the stories of their grandchildren and stuff like that. And
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: they're great, great grandchildren and stuff like that. All of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: that stuff was really cool stories to, that made a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: lot of sense.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: It made sense that Leia had twins and, you know,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: one turned to the dark side and, you know, one,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: cause that's what you wanted for Luke and Leia to happen,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: you know, to happen to Luke and Leia. One turns
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: to the dark side, And then the other one has
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: to go kill their brother. Like, it's the next version
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: of father and son or mother and daughter. And I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: just liked hearing about that lineage. Now, that being said,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: that does get a little bit redundant after a while.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: And nobody wants to hear about, you know, the Skywalkers
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: and the Solos forever and ever and ever.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? All right.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Well, that sounds... Let me finish.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Just wait a second. So that being said, I like
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: the old Republic stuff. I think maybe that's the next
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: direction that they should go. I know they're doing this
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: high order and all of that, and Yoda's going to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: be in it. I think that's the right way to go.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I think there's something special about seeing a bunch of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: red lightsabers clash against green, blue, and purple.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: There's something.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: If you could find a way to do Braveheart with Jedi... Testify!
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Breach! That'd be great.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: So.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I was worried. All right.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: That feels like you did a great job answering it, Donald.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I felt satisfied. I'm sure everyone that loves Star Wars
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: feels satisfied. Joelle, for example, yelled testify. Now, John, it's
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: time for everybody's favorite new segment, Fix Your Life. As
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you well know from being a fan of the show,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Donald and I are pretty great, I think exceptional, at
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: fixing people's lives. Your problem could be big or small.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: We can handle it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. So, John.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: It's time to fix your life.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: So, I have actually a dog problem.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: And she's in the room with me right now because she's...
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: Can we see her? Yeah, Jess. Jess, do you want
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: to come up? Jess, come on.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Poppy. Come on.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Come here.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Say hi.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, what a cutie. Precious. She's beautiful. Yeah, go ahead.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I can answer any dog question. I'm a dog master.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, she's eight years old, and she's part boxer.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: We've moved down here five years ago from Auckland, and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: in that time, she's been fine. We've been able to
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: leave her in the yard when we go to work.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: And then just a month ago, she died. decided to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: escape one day and just ran around the neighborhood. And
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: it was very stressful. It took us a whole day
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: to find her. And she dug out under our gate.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: So we concreted that so she couldn't do it again,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: but she still tries. And so we don't trust her
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: at all on her own. And I've been taking her
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: to doggy daycare and just trying to see what we
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: can do.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: We're going to try her again on her own today,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: but I'm just.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Now, John, do you, um, do you run her enough?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Because I only know this from watching Caesar Milan, which
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: who I love, if you, if you get a dog, uh,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: and you're new to owning a dog, obviously you're not,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: but I'm talking to other people watching like every episode
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: of Caesar is a, is a really good education. Cause
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously it's, it's edited to make him look like,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: like a God, but, um, But it is helpful. And
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I know that one thing he does– I remember an
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: episode where a dog was constantly escaping and part of
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the problem was like the dog just wanted to sprint.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: And he would do things like getting on rollerblades and
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: running with the dog or getting on a bicycle and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: sprinting alongside the dog. But do you think the dog
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: is getting enough– are you exhausting the dog? Because a
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: big dog like that needs to probably run.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: We take her to play at the park before work
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: every morning and after work as well.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Well, then, you know, John, it really comes down to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: you having to ask yourself, Am I a good pet owner?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. John, I need you to put yourself on the
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: dog's head. The dog wants to get away from you.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: You're welcome, John.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: We just fixed your life. You're welcome, John. Thank you, John.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: I am not a dog whisperer and I am not
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: a vet. And so I don't know what goes on
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: in dogs' minds. I will say I have a dog
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: and I feel like dogs like to be disciplined. And
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I don't mean with the hand or anything like that,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: but giving them chores to do. It's not just about
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: running them. It's also about making them do things and
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: they enjoy doing that type of stuff so uh you know.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: What are you saying he should do like like errands
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: around the house like mowing.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Like i don't know do you do stay sit down
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: roll over and and things like that i don't you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: know those are things to occupy a dog's mind as
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: well do you have a.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: Crate no so we tried to create trainer but she's
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: uh she's a rescue from um We call it the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: SPCA here, sort of like the pound.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I guess. Oh, right.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: But now this makes even more sense. So it's not
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: necessarily you. Maybe where she came from before.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: You know, and this is just something psychological.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But have you tried working with a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: trainer at all?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: I had a lady sort of try to give me advice.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: I might need to get back in touch with her.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: All right, well, get back in touch with the trainer, John.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome, Donald. Say it. You're welcome.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't feel like I fixed his life. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: feel like I've put him on a path.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we put him on a path. We put him
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: on a path. We said watch Caesar because there is
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: an episode about an escaping dog and Caesar fixes that
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: guy's problem.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: You have three choices. You can watch Caesar. You can
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: contact the dog trainer.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Or.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: You can take a good look at yourself. Look at
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: the man in the mirror.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Why are animals trying to run away from you, John?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: What is it that you're doing that's making animals?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you to look in the mirror. I'm asking
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: you to make a change.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: No message could have been any clearer, John. The dog
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: is giving you the message.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: She's trying to run to him.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Shimon! Shimon!
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Shimon, John! Shimon, John! Shimon, John! John, if you want
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: to make yourself a better dog owner, you got to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: look at yourself and then make the change. Woo!
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Woo! Make that change.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Make
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: that change. It's a great song. All right, we got
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: to go, John. This has been awesome. You're going to
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: get a mug. It'll probably take four years to get there.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, can I just quickly throw back to just one
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: previous episode where you talked about North African-American players in
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: the NHL? At the upcoming draft in October, there's a
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: kid called Quinton Byfield who's probably going to go second overall.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: So that's another good.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: But is he like the savior? Is he the savior?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Is he? Is he the great black hype of hockey?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: He's comparable to a guy called Evgeny Malkin, who plays
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Is he comparable to Wayne Gretzky? That's the question.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Is he comparable to Sidney Crosby? These are the questions
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: that I'm asking. Because if he's going to change the sport,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: like some of the white players have changed the NBA,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: now we're talking. But if it's just some black dude
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: coming in because he's black and the NHL needs black faces.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: He's saying that he's going to go second in the draft.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: That's pretty high. And he could be really good.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Yo, there are a lot of... I'm not trying to hate.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: And I hate when I hate because hating is for suckers.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: And I do that a lot sometimes. And we have
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: to edit that shit out. But I'm going to say
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: this right now. I'm going to say this right now.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: There have been a lot of NBA players that went
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: high in the draft... thinking that they were going to
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: be some great savior and turned out to be a bust.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: So just because this dude's going number two.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Doesn't mean he's going to make it as an NHL player.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: So that's great. It's great that he's on his way.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: but we shall see.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: John, I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for him to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: be wonderful. Thank you so much for coming on the show.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: And he's North American. He's not African American, right? He's
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: like from Canada, right? Yep, knew it.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Thank you. I can't wait to get my WAP t-shirt.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my iDoc video t-shirt. And
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: you're going to get a mug. I don't know how
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: long it takes to get things to New Zealand, but
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: look for it by the time you're 40 or 45.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: When you guys come to the World Tour and come
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: down here, just bring it then, and I'll take you
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: on a little tour.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, perfect. We definitely got to do New Zealand when.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: We go on the World Tour. I would love to
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: go to New Zealand.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: I'll take you on a tour of all the Lord
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: of the Rings locations.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't necessarily want to see the Lord of
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: the Rings stuff.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: I want to see, like, yo, is Word Life, the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Maori people, I want to.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: There's a bunch of history there that I'm fascinated by.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: So I would love to check that out.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're going to be on a tour
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: bus with all four of our faces on the side.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: It's going to be really, really exciting.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: We got to go, John. Thank you so much.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Thanks again.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for John!
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Peace, buddy.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Take care.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Big John! How refreshing to have a guest that was
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: at least interested in talking to us.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Agreed.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Woo! I like John. That's a lot of hate. He
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: was good.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Well, we're almost done, but let's talk about Leslie Baker.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I was about to say, we had Stanley from The
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Office on the show.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Stanley from The Office, who I love and have put
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: in the short film I made. He was in Wish
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I Was Here. I always think that guy's so funny.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: And here he is. This was before The Office.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Obviously, he wouldn't be doing the show if it wasn't
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: before The Office. And there he is. And he has
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: a cameo. He only has one line in which he
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: outs to Carla that you've been talking about having sex
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: with Elliot during surgery.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yep. Not me, but Turk does. This is my point.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I think the audience knows how to delineate between you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and your character.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to say, this is the point that
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to make. When you keep secrets, but you
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: keep secrets from your spouse about sex, they always find out.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit always comes out.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: It always comes out.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: So your best bet is to not tell anyone you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: had a sex fantasy.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Keep that shit to yourself.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: And then you'll never be in this situation ever.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I laughed hard when Sam Lloyd at 1620 says something.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: He goes, I just have that one dream where I
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: hold his head under the water until the last bubble goes.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: And then there's like a long pause and he goes, bloop, bloop.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Talking about killing Kelso. That's his only dream that he
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: has recurring.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: And then Kelso walks by and says something.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go get me something.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I'm still waiting on that, whatever it is.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: It was Oreos or something.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those Oreos.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Bloop.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: And then I forgot that there was a Luftballoons callback
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: with Amy Smart and the parents dancing. I totally forgot
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: we did that. That was funny.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Why didn't JD take her aside at the restaurant? Why
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: did he run up to the table with these two
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: people there? It's clear that she's there with these two people, too.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Like, the shot is him running up to a table
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: of her and people dancing.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Why not be like, hey, you know what? Can I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: talk to you for a second?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And why would he do that in front of anyone?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: He talks about having sex at her husband's funeral.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, moron. They don't want to hear that shit.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: It's probably the reason I'm assuming she's not back.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: I think he ruined it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Is she done? Does she have another one? I forgot.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But she was so great on the episode.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: She was so great in the show.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: When she's on your back, and he's like, I know
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: you've got a tasty coma wipe on your mind.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: You're like, no, I don't.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: And she jumps on your back, and he goes, yeah,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: you do. And then you nudge her off, and she
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: goes flying off.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: She's really funny. I don't know why. She's so funny.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: She must be on a show. I haven't seen her
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: that much.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: She's on Stargirl, actually, which is a Berlanti show. That's
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: in the Arrowverse.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: She, believe it or not, plays a mother now of
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: a teenage girl. That's how... That's how far we've come.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: That's how old we are.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to say old. I'll say that's
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: how far we've come. I thought Amy did.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: A great job on her arc. I don't know if
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: it's over, but I assume it's over.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: She's still a very good actress, and she does great
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: on the show.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the show.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: And then that baby at the end, I just have
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: to say, as someone who appreciates an adorable baby, they
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: cast that baby well.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, all babies are cute.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: That's not true. And this baby.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. All babies are cute. Even
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: when they're born. Look, man.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I can say I didn't know it was controversial to
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: say that some babies are cuter than other babies.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Here's what's going to happen. You're going to have a baby.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm going to love it. I'm not saying
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: the parents don't think it's cute, but I'm saying that
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: there are some babies.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: And you'll understand what I'm talking about.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I know that if it's my baby, no matter what
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: it looks like, I'm going to think it's the cutest baby.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying clearly they cast a particularly adorable baby
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: to smile at Johnny C., And have him fall in
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: love and have his eyes well at the end. Oh,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Joelle just told me that she is back for another one.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: She's back for 221. So I knew it. And then
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: we have, so we're getting close to being done with
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: this season two, guys. I got to tell you, we
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: got three more left, it looks like.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: So what happens then after we finish season two? Are
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: we going to go right into season three or are
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: we going to take a break?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Well, we just took a break. Should we keep going?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: It's up to you, man.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want the fans to stop counting on us.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: A lot of people rely on us for their biweekly smile.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to let anybody down.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: That's the last thing I want to do, too.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: We're working on Ryan Reynolds. I've had some top secret. Yeah,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I think we have a chance. I think we have
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: a chance.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Does he know I'm sorry?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think he remembers, but I hope that he
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: will talk about it if and when we get him
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: on the show. But I did speak with him via email,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: and it's a work in progress.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. You think I should reach out
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: to him?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want you to fuck up any momentum
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I've made. You might get drunk and dry hump him
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: over Zoom calls.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to get drunk and dry hump
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: anybody over Zoom.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Can you dry hump? I guess you could dry hump
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: the camera.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Well, did you see the video of the dude in
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: the middle of the meeting on Zoom? And he thinks
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: he blacks the camera out. And so he switches over
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: to his browser. And you see him get up, walk
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom. Go get lotion.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: And toilet paper.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Sets the toilet paper down and sets the lotion down.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: And they're all like, no. Richard, no.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: And he goes.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: That's not real. And puts the lotion on. That's got
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: to be a joke.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. If that's not a joke, that's the
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: most embarrassing thing I've ever heard of in my life.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: And if it is a joke, good kudos.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Good joke. All right, everybody. We love you. We're back.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Yay.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: We're back, back. I'm back in L.A. Daniel's back in L.A.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: We're all together.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Joelle and I never left L.A. We've just been here chilling,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: staying safe. I listen.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: L.A.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Gets a lot of shit out there, but I got
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: to tell you, even when it's smoky, it's a beautiful
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: place to live. It's great to be back.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: It is great to be back. It's always great to
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: come home. You know what I mean? I'm so happy
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: that you guys made it home safely.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that it went well, Daniel. With her parents.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: How did you meet? How did you meet? Hinge. Bumble? Oh, Hinge.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: What's the catch of Hinge? What's the hook? The Hinge
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: is Facebook friends. So everybody you match with or everybody
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: that you see on Hinge, you have a Facebook friend
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: in common. Just one Facebook friend? I mean, you only
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: need to have one.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: And as a matter of fact, we did.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: More than one or just one?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Hinge worked. Just one. It did. Donald, you missed this
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: whole app dating world.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you. It scares me
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: just a little.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: It was a scary process, I'll tell you what. It
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: had several misfires.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, the only thing that I
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: find a little different about it is that you're dating
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: somebody that you don't really get to know.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: What do you do? You go on a fucking date.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Not on Craigslist.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You just don't have to go to a... I'm not
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: dating on Craigslist.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: That's 2008 dating, Donald.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. That's the last time he went on a
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: date is Craigslist time. Joelle, are you using any of
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: the apps to find love?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Not during quarantine because that just seems wild to me.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: But what about chat? You could chat. You could do
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: your game, shoot your shot.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Listen, I am an in-person dater. I suck at talking.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: What am I saying?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: What do I care?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: I have, you know, in person.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm... No.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: What if you went on Hinge or whatever one and
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: you found someone who you thought was attractive... who all
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: they wanted to do was talk about Star Wars and
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: loved a gummy at night. You know, this person might
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: be out there.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: I'm sure the person is out there. I would be
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: terrible at talking to them over the app. It wouldn't
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: be their fault.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: It would be my fault. I have a question.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're interested in Joelle, if you're listening and
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: you're interested in Joelle, she's very pretty and very funny.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: Over apps, is it okay to be like, I had
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: a crazy sex dream about you.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Not recommended.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Not recommended over apps either.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Not recommended. Well, Joelle, you know what would be funny?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: If you do develop a profile, I think we could
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: blast out your profile eventually.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: And we could all talk about the encounters you're having.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Woo!
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: That sounds like quite an event. I'm going to keep
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: sliding in the DMs, but who knows?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's how you do it. Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: You know you follow people you see who they follow
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: you get a rough idea of their like thought opinions
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: on the world and then you're just like yo we
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: should hang and.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Then do you slide so you'd be sliding into.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: The people's DMs yeah yeah now so if you.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Are it's okay she's already in my DMs mom ain't
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: great today gotta be great oh my god.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay so listen if you're a hot smart intelligent chick
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: destroyed my Instagram Hit up Joelle because she is a catch.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I think she's witty and smart and has a good
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: job and very pretty. I mean, I don't know what
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: the hell's going on here. I got to record this. Everybody,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: let's play. Let's set up Joelle with her dream person.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Right, Donald? And I'm horrified. And Donald and I will
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: officiate your wedding.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Have you been talking to my mother?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: I'm all for it.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Are you guys planning things? All right. We got to go.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: We've been going long. Oh, my God.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Joel, I'm going to laugh my ass off when your
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: freaking DMs open.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Up with nothing but- Yeah, Joel, they're going to explode.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Because that shit's always hilarious.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: I'll post something, like my animation, and I'll look at
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: what the fans say if they like the animation and
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: stuff like that.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: And every now and then, you get that one that says, hi, or- Hello.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: And in response to hi or hello, you have to
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: actually have a thought.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: All right. So there you go.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: If you're a fan, I don't have any desire to
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: partner with a fan. That weirds me out. I don't know.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: There's like a weird power exchange there that I'm not
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: comfortable with. So don't try that.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, she's giving you tips. So be real.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Don't just say hi.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: No hello.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Don't just say hi. Don't just say hello. Don't be like,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: you up.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: None of that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This is going to be fun. I think this
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: could be a new segment called Find Joelle a Lover.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's Let's Make Joelle's Mama Happy and Find Joelle
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: a Lover.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: It's time for another edition of Let's Make Joelle's Mother
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Happy and Find Joelle a Lover.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's too much. I'm excited.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: This is fun.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: I love being a, what do you call it?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Matchmaker? A matchmaker.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I love being a matchmaker. I set Donald up. Look
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: how well that went.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: I'm married. I got kids. We still don't got no
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: air conditioning.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: On that note, thank you all for tuning in. And Donald,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: you may count us in with the beautiful numbers that
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: everybody loves.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: who loved making ice.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: And he's got stories that you.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: All should know. So gather round to hear our, gather
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: round
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: To hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.