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WOKE Harvard Students Suffer 12 Hour Hunger Strike · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  We'll talk about dedication. Here's the headline, Harvard students accomplish grueling twelve hour
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  hunger strike, And of course the Internet has something to say about this.
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  But first I would like to personally congratulate these Harvard students. They finally decolonized
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  lunch. So let's see what the Harvard Crimson has to say about this.
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  More than thirty Harvard students hunger strike for twelve hours in solidarity with Brown protesters.
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  It says more than thirty pro Palestinian Harvard students participated in a twelve hour
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  hunger strike Friday in solidarity with seventeen students at Brown University who refuse to eat
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  for eight days to pressure the Brown corporation to divest from Israel. So if
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  the Brown University students refuse to eat for eight days, well that is impressive.
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  Although you know, the left is redefining everything these days. When they
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  say hunger strike, they might mean they don't eat until they get hungry.
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  So I think what's really interesting about this is that anybody would think that a
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  twelve hour hunger strike would influence anybody. I mean, it seems rather self
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  centered to think that anybody would actually care about this, you know, sacrifice.
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  Well, it says here that the seventeen Harvard students ended their strike at
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  five pm. Well, of course they did, that's dinner time. But
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  apparently, I mean, it wasn't just the twelve hour hunger strike. They
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  also went twelve hours without reminding anybody to use their neo pronouns. Not once
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  did they scream collectively that rice putting is genocide. Also, according to reports,
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  all of them remained the same gender the entire twelve hours. That must
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  have been tough, let's see. Oh, also it was at twelve hours
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  without anybody saying Osama bin Laden had a point. And this one I think
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  most important, probably the toughest one. No tiktoks. TikTok's about the hunger
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  strike, which was actually about four thousand tiktoks. Well what is it say?
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  In this Harvard Crimson article? It says the students intended to strike until
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  the Brown Corporation considered a resolution to divest from quote companies which profit from human
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  rights abuses in Palestine, but they ended the strike after Brown University president Christina
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  H. Paxson denied their request. So what was more heroic? Storming the
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  beaches at normandy or missing lunch. I don't know. I can't answer that
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  question. That's a question for everybody to answer in their own hearts. So
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  what did the internet have to say? Well, mostly peaceful memes said,
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  damn, that's crazy. How'd they do it? They did it all by
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  missing lunch. I mean if they ended the strike at five pm, just
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  in time for dinner, that means they hadn't eaten since five am. And
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  most of them were probably fat too. I hope they had ambulances on hand.
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  Let's see, how about this one? Breaking thirty plus people will skip
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  lunch? World changed experts say, how about this one? Were they awake
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  the whole time? Or was it a sleepy time hunger strike? Yeah,
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  thinking about it, probably most of them napped through it. This one said,
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  turns out I hunger strike about three or four times a week. So
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  there you have it. And I guess both Brown and Harvard and Israel they've
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  learned their lesson for sure. Anyway, that's all I gotta say about that.
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  thank you for that. I will see you next time.