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Episode 27 Gooch Grease + Bad Audio = A Great Show · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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All right, welcome into the Treehouse. I am Dan O'Malley, joined of
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course by Trey Trenholme, and once again being joined by our friend and actor
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and comedian Raj Charma. Hello, Raj, Hello everybody. How are we
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doing? Well? So I don't forget because I have a tendency to do
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that. When's the show? It is this Sunday, June eleventh at the
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Addison Improv This Sunday, June eleven, Addison Improv for ticket infoe nine seven
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two eight five one. That's right, Hell yeah, well done well Improv
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or improv tx dot com. Um tickets are already pretty much flying, so
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it's nice so get them now before it's sold out, trying to get to
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one of the first time ever they're gonna hopefully at a second show. Well
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let's see, very optimistic goal right now, but no tickets are the way
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that, like you can kind of pace how ticket sales are going and with
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the way they're going as of Saturday, this past Saturday, as of that
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it's uh on Saturday and Monday. The way the ticket sales are looking,
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we might be sold out, so let's see. Very cool. Well,
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congratulations, thank you White and now that you've got damn near fifty thousand followers
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on Instagram. It really really helps as far as being able to a sell
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more tickets and be charge more. I know, I get to do I
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get to do both. Yeah, we had, we had. We had
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the show this past Saturday at the Echo Lounge, which is the new Nation
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venue, and people actually paid for parking. It was twenty dollars to park.
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You get a cut of that. Yeah, and I wish that's where
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that's where the good money is man and parking lots, parking lots and car
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washes, that's the thing. But no, I mean I was so when
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people are messaging me now, they're like, I had no idea that there
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was that they paid for parking. We're like him, And it was a
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great chom like I didn't know you paid for parking. I'll give you free
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tickets to Addison in one come like there's plenty of parking there. Uh.
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Yeah. It was really nice that people had a lot of money to spend
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their day night with me. So that was It was a fun show.
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So we had a good time. So yeah, it's sort of like like
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like here on the Islands that a lot of people still refer to as Oklahoma
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because it's easier for them to be h, it's easier for it's more palatable
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for people to to think of me as living in Oklahoma and not the Virgin
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Islands. So we just kind of run with both. But yeah, and
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the time difference is only an hour, right am I? Right? Right
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now? It is? Yeah, right now, it is. But our
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time zone is Atlantic standard and it doesn't deviate. It doesn't adhere to daylight
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savings time, so when it's savings during during the winter months, we're two
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hours ahead of Texas. Oh gotcha. Okay, But parking is a premium
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here because well it's islands and there's only so much room before you know,
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boats just kind of fall off into i mean before car fall off into the
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ocean. Right, And when Trey was here a few months ago, he
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got to witness a little bit of this because especially when you go over to
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Saint John, it's even it's a smaller island and two thirds of its national
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park. So if you want to park somewhere, you're gonna pay. Yeah.
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Um, So, like you mentioned, some of the greatest businesses to
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have as far as super low overhead with high profit margins are car washes and
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parking lots. Now that that's that's true in the states, especially in North
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Texas, but here because water costs so much, it's not so much about
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having a car wash, but parking lots. Hell yeah, because there are
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parking lots here. It's like, uh, nights and weekends, it's gonna
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be twenty dollars if you want to part for more than two hours. Yeah.
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When I you know, lived in LA for eleven years, so paying
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twenty dollars with a part of something you got or you or you figure out
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how to decipher the street signs that are in and that takes I mean you
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have to have a master's uh in trying to figure out some of them,
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and you can depart for like eleven minutes on Tuesday. Everything else, everything
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else should get any of the three thousand dollars ticket that nobody's gonna pay,
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so uh yeah, I mean DFW Zillo. I mean, that's there's so
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much. That's why when I was in when I loved in the San Fronando
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Valley, the parn happens. That's exact the San Fernando Valley is it's parking
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in porn apparently, it is parking important. And if you go to the
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old Torito on Ventura and Van Nye every day about five thirty, all the
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porn stars from a long day of work. You know what, That's a
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perfect segue into the first thing I really wanted to jump into today. Okay,
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you're laughing now, but along with this, along with this anchor,
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you're not going to be laughing very long. Um. Now, we've all
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been to South Texas. We've I've never actually been to Houston. I've driven
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around it, which I think is the proper course of action. UM as
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far as no, and I'm honestly I'm proud of it. The only time
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I've come near Houston was when Raj, you, me, Tone Bell,
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and Asher did the road trip to Rockport, and we did it by going
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around Houston. Why did we go around in Houston? Because we're smart and
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Houston kind of sucks. But Houston has has something that that North Texas does
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not, and that is Isaiah Carey. He is an anchor with Fox Houston.
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And you know what, I'm I'm gonna let him kind of just kind
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of take over what he had to cover recently. Welcome back to the Factor
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on since and when my producer sent me you hear that right? Okay,
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just making sure this topic, I had to stop my lunch. I just
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couldn't eat anymore. It's a male hygiene problem or issue called gooch grease.
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Do you guys catch that? Yeah? You know why. It was a
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good segue from porn and parking to gooch grease. Yeah, yep. Now
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we're also going to learn why it is porn doesn't doesn't get shot very often
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in Houston. I was like, what the hell is that? And after
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googling it, I was bothered. Victimize, bamboozle, let astray it described.
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It's described as a culmination of lent sweat and dry it up pieces of
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feces between a man's butt and balls. First of all, again, this
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is on broadcast television in Houston. Yeah. I was just about to ask,
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was this like some web extra? No, you know, I don't
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know, but I will say at the beginning of it, it does say
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it's a Isaiah Carry uncensored, So I don't know for certain if they just
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aired on TV, but honestly, they're not. He's not saying anything that
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you can't air on broadcast TV or radio. I mean they'll take a playbook.
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Yeah, that's out of the Dale Hanson pok. You know, why
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is it Dale Hanson talking about the Gooch Grease Because Dale retired. Yeah,
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but if there's ever a reason to come out of rediment, Dale's probably bogged
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down in Gooch grease. Granted Dale Hanson lately when he did his commentaries,
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it was mostly you know, very polarizing political, politically charged things, you
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know what. You know, I'm sure he'd have a lot to say about,
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you know, bud light and rainbows at target right now. But I
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like the route that Isaiah Kerry's taking in Houston's like, we're gonna get We're
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gonna get taint deep into the Gooch Grease debate. Who are these men?
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But the problem is so bad for some men. According to some reports,
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they now have to use women's maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up
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their underwear. It's a mixture. Now, let's get into this joining me
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to talk about that's not influence. And now they have a panel of four
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people. Right in this panel, am I looking at this right? It's
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two men and two women? Yeah? I think so, Yeah, because
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that's what you want. Two women to talk about you stinky taint, you
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know what, they might have a better firsthand you know, knowledge of it,
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because I'm assuming if these two women are on the panel to discuss the
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gooch grease, that means they've been face to face or nose to nose with
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it. See, this is where I we brought this up before. When
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you see the reporter that's out like I'm covering the hurricane, like if you
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know, he pissed somebody off and that's how he landed that gig. This
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is like the land of version of that. Yeah, but this is one
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of those occasions where in the in in in the meeting that they're having as
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far as the assignments, meaning all of a sudden, all of a sudden,
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everyone's hands are shooting up wanting to take on the hurricane or the tornado
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or the outside weather reporting. They are begging to be on the overpass during
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an ice storm. So as long as they don't have to lead a panel
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discussing gooch grease. Yeah, I also because this is how my head worked,
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Like I just see him like him and like another maybe the producer or
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the creatives of the creative guys like drunk at a bar around eight pm.
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I'm like, I bet you money you can't cover Gooch Grease. I'll take
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it. And then you wake up the next morning you're like, ah,
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what did I agree to? Yeah? You open your inbox and there's just
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ninety different videos of Gooch Grease. You have to watch and get your reporting
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now right. Um? And you know, and he may you know,
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he may have doubled down on it said you know what, not only am
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I gonna take the Gooch Grease assignment, I'm gonna win en me doing it.
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I'm gonna get a panel beds and me Personel's smoothing could be sports jeeralists
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Barry laming at So Barry, have you I you know, I don't know
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what to do. When you walked in you drop this. Oh he just
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pulled out a Maxi pad on TV. Man Isaiah Carry does not hold back.
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I'll Barry the sports guy is sitting on the bed. Have you never
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heard of you know what I mean? Look not really I haven't heard of
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it about that name. But there's some founds out there los it like it's
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kind to discussing. I will say this, man, you get older,
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you get bigger. Don't have to worry about this. But as you get
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older, you get bigger, you sweed more. It's very simple. If
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this is a problem for you, felon you don't you don't need I feel
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that maybe just see this is why Shack has the endorsement for gold bonds.
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Yeah, yeah, that is uh yeah, it's very is my when I
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when I performed us the host, Yeah it's great and uh uh it's not
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I've never I've never had due use this, uh like, but that's what
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a talking them powder is form. There's a whole debate about talking about is
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that gold bonds? That the same thing that especial to be medicated powder?
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Okay, so yeah, isn't that the fix instead of just wash your ass?
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Yeah? I think that's a great start. That's that's typically where I
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begin my cleanliness taint journey. You know, I just old fashioned soap and
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water. I'm pretty sad. I don't know about the as you get old
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older, I don't know how that. I don't know how that works,
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like are you doing more? I don't know how. Well. I do
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know that at least the older we get as men. So you know how
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um with trees, you cut open a tree and you can count the rings
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to tell its age. Similarly, you can tell a man's age by how
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far his balls have dropped, So you measure the you measured the distance from
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from the undercarriage downtown to down to the edge of the truck nuts, and
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you can usually get a pretty good estimate out of man's age. And I'm
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also assuming, uh, the worse it smells, probably the older you are,
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because it's years of accumulation. And then also those rust stains that show
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up somehow any time at the gym locker room. You know, you know
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exactly what I'm talking about. We don't know where those rust scenes come from.
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I have an idea, I have a I have a you know,
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a theory on it, and I think that's just coming from, like Tray
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said, not washing your ass enough, and that's just the runoff. Good.
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Yeah, I don't know for sure. I'm not a geology. This
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is this is this is I forgot. I forgot how informative this show can
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be. And this is actually good to know because if I have you know,
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if I'm with a body of mine and he's like he just looks uncomfortable,
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now we can have that talk about Yeah, are you not. Are
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you not feeling fresh? And and if you need, I've I've got an
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extra pad. Now, Rash, I'm not sure because now you've you've been
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doing the show with me, uh for many many years, going all the
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way back to well you did it. You did the show regularly, and
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you know, starting in two thousand and eight, and then you were making
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appearances on the show long before that, and then on Russ Martin's show and
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subsequent episodes and shows and years and you know, Trades been on the show
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off and on for a couple of decades. But I'm not sure if you
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recognize Isaiah carry the way that Tray and I do. I'm wondering if Trey
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has put two and two together yet. But just to just to be sure,
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Tray, do you do you have an idea who this gentleman is and
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why he should sound familiar to you? I think I do? Now that
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you say that, all right, well yes, no, Well that Thursday
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here to Augusta High School that led to Chris Wood's death, I'm done dress
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that down. Mind in my mouth, okay, Oh that gives me every
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single time news reporter swallows bug then loses it. Isaiah Kerry clip that clip
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right there just This version was posted fourteen years ago and has almost six million
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views. Wow. Well, it's nice to see he landed on his tin
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Uh. I really like so Isaiah carry that reporter slash anchor going from swallowing
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a bug live on well actually it wasn't live on TV that he swallowed the
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bug. That was a that was a just a package thing that he was
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doing, but it was an outtake that they kept and I think it's gone
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viral probably a few different times over the years, but then landing a Kush
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anchor gig at Fox twenty six Houston and the man still still gets lots of
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attend especially when you're covering a story like Gooch Grease. But it really makes
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me wish. I wish they would put him out in the field on more
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things, like when it does ice over, I want to see him on
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the overpass. That's the guy I want to watch doing everything. Yeah,
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I would, that's some kind of guy that's like, well, I mean,
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how much is it for? Like if we hadn't subscribers only like I
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just watched his blue bers, his outtakes or even like the chat like Taka,
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I would like like like he's doing cameos for one hundred dollars an hour
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or something. I would have n't wish. I would have n't wish you
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would happen birthday. I don't know. I would go or like just hold
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up some Goose Grease for you, show me the the soiled maxipad from from
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Houston's revenue idea like only angers. Yeah, that's not you might want to
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you might want to jump on that real quick, you might want to actually
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lock that side down you first try, because I don't know if you know
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this now. That's so you know, a Playboy you went defunct, right
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so after after a diying is the first it was the I think the Sun
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that took over and wanted it to go. Yeah, it could be wrong.
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It was that thing. It might have been the Sun that was like,
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we're not doing any more topless. And then the daughter took over.
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It was like, yeah, we're gonna go back to the which you would
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think it would be the other word. Yeah, And now they're basically,
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uh, anybody can sign up to be a quote Playboy Bunny. So that's
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what they're doing now, is it's their version of only fans is you can
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under the Playboy Bunny umbrella go on and upload your and charge for a subscription.
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And I guess they get a cut, but I'm sure they do.
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It's it's like it's like the mafia. You gotta kick up to the Playboy
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Boss. But ultimately you're hot enough you don't need Playboy, you're your own
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brand. Yeah. But what's her the what's her name? Kelly and Conway's
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daughter, whatever her name is? Is that what she's doing at Kelly and
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Conway. She was the one that was a press schecretary for Trump for a
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while, right, yes, and then her husband is Borge Conway I believe
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is George's first name. But yeah, she's she's the newest playboy buddy.
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Like she just made that announcement that that's what she was doing, but only
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anchors. I mean, that's I mean, I don't want to see Isaiah's
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gooch. But I'm just saying, I, uh, you want to give
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no yellow a call. I'm just saying there's a few out there that I'm
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like, oh, okay, so the weather is nice, this is good,
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all right. I'm glad you mentioned birthday, by the way, because
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there's something I need to uh share with with with my boys here in the
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treehouse, and that is it is Tara's birthday time. Oh awesome. And
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there's a predicament that comes with being in you know, not just a relationship
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for a long time. You know, she and I've been married for eleven
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years now, I've been together for fourteen. At a certain point you start
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to think, what the hell can I can I get my wife for her
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birthday? That either she doesn't already have. I haven't already bought for her
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or done for her. And I'm at that point I, oh, yeah,
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I'm drawing a blank. Like she she she told me the other she
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told me the other day she was like one of the things that she wanted
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to do for her birthday was not have to do her plan anything. She's
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like, you do it. I was like, okay, I can do
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that, but she can't sit still. So hours hours after she tells me,
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I don't want to plan anything for my birthday, she's already made reservations
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for her birthday for us. That sounds about right. So it's very difficult
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to be like, I got to something and she's like, yeah, already
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go Yeah, But then inn't that lucky for you, because no, she's
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not leaving it after you to screw it up. She's taking charge. And
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so yeah, but the problem with that is trade that leaves nothing for me.
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It's like it's like a whole piece of pie. Right, It's like
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a whole pie, right, and she's basically already taken up like nine tenths
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of it. So I got I got, I got one sliver to make
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the birthday good where I can actually pull a Don Davis, our old Eagle
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program director, and say, and I helped, But isn't that because our
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idea of when when when a girl's like, well I just don't want to
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I don't want to have to lift a finger, that that what we hear
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is what men think of is not lifting a finger, which is basically turning
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on a TV, finding a show, and then being uh homotos for the
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rest of the day, uh for for And I'm assuming this is what's happening
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with with with TERA's like her idea of well, I don't want to have
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to do anything is exactly what she's done. That's her version of not doing
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just making the reservations, not like the invites, not all of the other
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stuff that goes with that. Maybe she just did like that's her idea of
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sitting still. And we kind of read too much into it because I've had
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that happen to me before. We're like, I don't want to do anything,
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and I'm like, well, you're doing a whole lot of stuff.
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Yeah. I never have to worry about that with Terry because she very very
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rarely wants to actually do nothing. She's one of those Yeah, like the
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first movie I took her to I made a huge mistake. She had told
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me way back when you started dating that she can't sit still for very long
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and she's not crazy about movies. So what did my dumbass do for like
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our second date, I took her to the shortest film of the year,
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twenty twelve, the movie twenty twelve, which is like two and a half
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hours long. And this poor girl, I didn't realize, like my idea
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of a long movie and her idea of a long movie where miles apart or
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in this case, hours apart. My idea of a long movie at that
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time was like two and a half to three hours. This movie was actually
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I think it was like two hours fifteen minutes, So to me, the
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new average. Her idea of perfectly time movie is about I don't know,
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seven or eight minutes. But I didn't know. But I didn't know that
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at the time. I had to experience it. And what happened in that
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movie. Two different times, we're at like one of the movie the movie
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house or the movie eatery in Bedford. Then the theater was for the most
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part empty with just a few other people, and she had to get up
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and take a lap during the movie twice twice because she can't sit still for
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that long. So when it comes down to doing nothing, it's it's practically
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impossible. Her idea of doing nothing is going outside and building a chicken coop
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Ryce right, yeah, good, Oh, I totally but I totally understand.
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I mean, Tara plans parties for a and other other people to entertainment
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is her job. And so when you have a break from that, the
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last thing you want to do is deal with any of that. You you
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know, not say you don't want to do anything, but you don't want
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to have the pressure. You deal with the pressure for your likelihood of other
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people's happiness and entertainment and expectations. Yeah, and so you know, basically
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it's your one day Dan to shine and really come through and hit a home
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run. And I can't. I can't. The best I can do now
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is a sacrifice bumped because since she does the planning stuff already for for a
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living, she already gets like the better hook up by contacting our restaurant for
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for reservations than I do. So I'm just kind of like it's kind of
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like you know what it feels like, It's like it's like hitting in the
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lineup behind Babe Ruth. You're standing there in the on deck circle and the
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sultan a swat goes up there, knocks one five hundred feet out of the
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stadium, and then you're just kind of stay there and walking up to play
28:00
dope, do dope do no one on days. No one's gonna remember me.
28:06
By the way, I got you a necklace. That's about all.
28:10
That's about all I'm left with. It's like, okay, well I get
28:12
you. I can get you something shiny. What about a miniature donkey?
28:18
No, please, God, what about a miniature cow? Do not give
28:25
her ideas? Trey. I will make you. I will make it.
28:30
I'll make you go to actual Oklahoma, Trey your miniature cow. Yeah,
28:37
and then you can stay there and you and you and that cow can live
28:41
there in harmony together without I'll make a service cow and we'll just fly to
28:45
the islands. Don't do that, because the Indian airplanes in India will just
28:52
be pat The good news, yeah, the good news is on my end
28:57
of that scenario is I somewhat no an air traffic controller here. I will
29:02
divert your plane. I will find a way to make that happen. I
29:07
just love the idea that trees pitching. The's like the miniature donkey and then
29:11
and then like when we end this episode and he just walks out in his
29:15
backyard and there is nothing but miniature donkey for the house. Well, you're
29:18
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29:22
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And once so you know what, I'm sorry, go ahead, Trey,
34:08
I would say, what's crazy joking about it? You know how much a
34:13
miniature cow runs? Um, I'm gonna guess more than a full size cow?
34:17
Oh much more? How much? For him? What you were talking
34:22
like a would this be a puppy cow or like a full a full grown
34:29
this is but it's it's it's the Yeah, that's what the miniature version of
34:32
a full grown cow? Or is this a miniature calth? I mean tiny
34:37
calf? Yeah? For tiny calth's gonna be a tiny cow? Got so
34:42
much? This is what is it going? I don't know why you know
34:45
this, but what is it going race? I know this because my best
34:49
friend Amy, who's married to Big al Mack, and they and he knows,
34:54
he knows tiny cows. She wants one, and she told me how
34:59
much they are ten grand. That's fine, thousand dollars. He's got it.
35:05
He's got that craddic money. Baby. There is no reason I'm gonna
35:08
Make'm gonna make Al's life a living hell right now. There is no reason
35:12
why Amy should not have a cow. And if they're not currently talking about
35:16
this on the Kradic Morning Show, I'll shoot JC a message and say you
35:20
need to get on this tiny cowtring. Yeah. Maybe maybe it's something that
35:22
they can bring to his restaurant out there and wants the Hatchie or wherever it
35:27
is. Uh, they can bring the tiny cow for appearances with bolster business.
35:31
All is missing an opportunity, I believe. But but what but where
35:37
would you where would you put where would you put? Like and you just
35:39
have one in your backyard, can you? Yeah? I mean I mean
35:43
they will kind out in the country and have over an acre and so yeah,
35:49
yeah, at that point house, you know, that's what I was
35:52
going to say, at that point you're out, there's sort of in the
35:54
country and it's one acre. No one's going to see what you're doing.
35:57
I doubt there's an h O way. And if there is, the HL
35:59
way is not in the house to see that the cow is in the house.
36:02
Goshh okay, well this might be an interesting purchase. Uh and do
36:10
what yeah, well, do do everything every other pet in your life does.
36:17
Hopefully maybe maybe not have the tendencies have a cat um. Oh that
36:22
would be great though, if you just had a minuture of cow that just
36:27
give us no asks that you're around, fantastic or worse when you're trying to
36:31
walk past it and then it just like swats you and knocks you over.
36:37
It's larger than a cat. Just spring that on your buddies like a gate,
36:43
like just having guys over for like a cook out or the game,
36:45
like hey, I want you to meet whatever your name it, like,
36:50
hey, this is whatever cow. And then just the cow walks in and
36:54
just a little on their faces. They have to go ahead, pet him.
36:59
He likes bus treats. I don't know, I don't know what don't
37:01
work. And then you go sit and cow sits. That's just hilarious to
37:06
me. I just don't know why you who? I don't know who?
37:08
That's four? Who? Who? Big? All? How many do you?
37:14
How many? Can you sound? Okay? It's like it's like the
37:16
same thing when I see like at the bean bag store, like going down
37:20
the high the Highwood. It's like all he has is bean bag. I'm
37:22
like, who is? How many people is? How many people are buying
37:25
the bean bag? How many people are buying a miniature cow? I mean,
37:30
I mean lot of people are buying manatury cows that they've driven the prize
37:32
up to the ten thousand dollars ahead. Honestly, yeah, I mean at
37:36
ten thousand dollars each, you don't need to sell that many. Mean really
37:38
we're just talking. You saw one a month and you're you're making six figures.
37:43
Jeez, can you imagine how this disappointed like regular cows must be in
37:46
themselves, like look at it. Look at the rate of us, Like
37:49
you know, we need everything good down, We're not worth much. This
38:00
is we get take it to the flaughterhouse just when grain goes up. The
38:12
tiny cows they get to go in the house, they get to sleep in
38:15
the bed they get in the back. There is that TikTok or I think
38:20
it's TikTok maybe Instagram with a lady that has them of the Shetland pony that
38:25
comes into the house. Like that thing is adorable, Like I can I
38:29
can understand that because even like the dogs like play with that, they play
38:34
together, and that's kind of a miniature cow. I just don't see the
38:38
I mean, it's come good. It's got to be cute as hell,
38:40
right, that's the that's the appeal. Sure, yeah, I mean it's
38:44
a whole reason why. Like at one point, it was the potbelly pigs
38:46
that were that were sort of in vogue for a while ass pets, and
38:50
then people didn't realize, well, they only stay small for so long.
38:52
Eventually they get to be like three hundred and fifty pounds. Do you ever
38:55
just to just have a pig in her house? Yeah, that's so Yeah.
39:00
I had somebody it was in La and they were gonna get two of
39:02
them. They're gonna get two pot belly pigs. Like you are in a
39:07
one bedroom, one bath, Oh my god. At some point you're gonna
39:10
you're gonna be their roommates. Like they're gonna be bringing that house and they
39:16
what do you mean? I'm like, do you not understand that they grow?
39:20
I think they thought they were getting like a mini pig. I don't
39:23
know. Is that a thing too? I have no idea. I don't
39:25
know. Let's ask the farm expert Trey. Many pigs, Yeah yeah,
39:31
many pigs, donkeys, many cows. Right now, you just put all
39:37
that meat on? So does that just meat for sliders? Is that is?
39:40
That's what everyone should tell their children. That's where slider meat comes from.
39:44
It's the tiny animals. What is this bacon so small? It's for
39:50
sliders and fancy fancy restaurants. Why's the bacon so small? And where's our
39:57
pig? I think we've also unlocked a new feature that Tray can use on
40:01
Tender is just take a bunch of photos with tiny animals and just and just
40:06
and just watch the watch the women just swoon. Yeah, that's not a
40:10
bad thing. I mean, can you can you you know, maybe a
40:14
rental I could see that, like a party rental mini cow thing. Okay,
40:17
yeah, I've got a mini I've got a mini dog and it didn't
40:29
I don't know. Daisy goes Daisy Daisy slaps. She does. But then
40:35
they get to know me and you know someone, We're gonna go so far.
40:43
The dog can only do so much. The dog gets Tray in the
40:46
door. Yeah, Trey gets himself out of it. Yeah. Yeah,
40:52
speaking away, I wanted to tell you about this. Uh, Trey had
40:54
a date a couple of weeks ago. You want to know how it went?
40:59
Okay, sure, how did it go? Tray and went about five
41:02
minutes? No, yeah, it wasn't speed That's what it was. It
41:10
was unintentional speed dating on Trade's parts. Now, as much as I would
41:15
love to put this on Trade, this this this actually is not his fault
41:21
because this check has a weird you know, everyone's got their standards, everyone's
41:25
got their boxes that they need to check for various things, and and Tray
41:29
and I've talked about this and ros you know what well, because we're all,
41:31
you know, in our forties. I don't know it as well because
41:35
i'mn't dated in you know, a decade, you know and a half.
41:37
But the older you get, the more difficult it is to date because everyone
41:40
gets more set in their ways and they're not really willing to compromise a whole
41:45
lot, which trade found out because the first part of this date was going
41:47
really well until tray, until I made a joke about you know, yeah,
41:54
I used to worry about on Saturday night, you know, gett into
41:57
the liquor store in time, make sure I had enough boost the weekend.
42:00
Now now I worry about you. That didn't stop her, That didn't that
42:04
didn't you know, uh send Trey packing in her eyes? What did No?
42:07
I think a lot of people do that, right, I think a
42:09
lot of things closed on Sunday. I think that's a reasonable thing to say.
42:14
But I mean, you know, I was joking. Obviously shreddy knew
42:16
that I didn't drink anymore, and I was like, and now I worry
42:19
about you know, do I have enough moisturizer to get through the weekend?
42:22
And she in turn told me that moisturizing wasn't very manly. I will say,
42:28
the way that you just the way that you just said that I don't
42:30
know if I have enough moisturizer to make it through the weekend makes it sound
42:34
like you're just feverishly beating off all weekend. That's that's that's that's what I
42:37
got. That's what I was like, maybe I don't think that's like if
42:40
I said motion, then oh I said moisturizer. All right, I'm assuming
42:46
moisturizer is what the wealthy use lotion is what everybody else with the tapioca pearl
42:55
moisture. Well if ifutting it on my face, I call it on moisturized
43:01
or everything else. Yeah, it's just like you why you left that wide
43:07
open? Yeah, let's let's just leave it open for Yeah. Yeah,
43:10
you kind of problem not with not with Trey having you know, an alcoholic's
43:14
plan to you know, beat the nine pm deadline, uh, to buy
43:17
booze for the remainder of the weekend. She didn't have as much of a
43:21
problem with that. Instead, it was you, you moisture ezel. Yeah,
43:25
I don't, I don't, I don't know. Yeah, we're we're
43:29
first, Okay, where did you find this person? Bomble? You need
43:34
even warm? Everybody else on that side that that person is there? Is
43:37
that a tiny beef arm? Yeah, yeah, that's the that's the that's
43:45
the new one. So on the way out is your uh, your Tinder
43:52
is kind of on it's it's kind of like for anybody like Bomble is like,
43:55
now if you're in on it in the beginning. What I'm guessing because
44:00
I talk to people in the in the audience my shows. And that's the
44:04
big thing is when I saw where do you guys meet Bumble, and I
44:07
people other people will cheer for them having met on Bumble. So that's the
44:14
that's the new one. You say, Tenator is kind of like Tenador is
44:16
like okay, Bumble is Mazie's and Tenator is TJ Max Like that's if if
44:22
if it's sort out of the dating game. Yeah, they spend like and
44:28
then and then everything else. This is actually how you need to describe the
44:31
dating game to a man. Is you have to describe in suburban stores.
44:37
Yeah, that's where we spend most of our time. I like Bumble is
44:42
uh is um, you're a high end sort of like Tenator now is like
44:47
Tuesday Morning, Like it's it's a it's a consignment and it is most likely
44:52
going to close, and it's older things that that are sort of not not
44:55
in vogue anymore like they were cool ones right now. It's yeah, I
45:00
think you can get I think you can get a tender on a gitterer box,
45:02
Like I think you can get it on that now, like like that's
45:05
one of those sendings. It's like emergencies and tender. You can get it
45:08
on there. But so what's the home of deebo version of of dating apps.
45:13
Then that's the uh, that's the the male the gay en dating things.
45:22
It's called brain or yes, So that's that's your that's your industrial Like
45:29
we're just here, so like we have a we have a to do it
45:30
yourself session and then and then then there's home and guard. There's everything you're
45:36
gonna get. There's plenty of wood, that's what there's There's plenty, there's
45:39
plenty of there's plenty of lumber. But the moisturizing thing, like I I
45:45
I know, I mean that would be surprised in a good way that that's
45:52
like, oh my god, nowt you know I just have moisture like I
45:53
like to like skincare. Yeah, well, and that for tray would be
45:58
like it'd be like treated wood, none of that to make sure you get
46:08
the good stuff that the termites can't get to. Yeah, I just have
46:15
never heard of this. And she was so she was out. That was
46:17
the end of the Oh, I don't know, I was out, Like
46:20
I literally at that point, what was she What did she say? She's
46:22
like, it's like grosser moistureus and she said, yeah, it's not really
46:27
manly. And I was like, so you think it's manly just to get
46:31
old and wrinkly. And it's like, well that's the way it's supposed to
46:34
be. And I said, all right, well good luck to you.
46:36
Oh good, okay, yeah, and then you left. Okay, good,
46:38
that's solid good as it should be. Because she's like, hey,
46:43
listen, I'm gonna get jacked up looking the older we get. Just FYI
46:49
that's what she's telling you. She's like, listen, it's not it's pretty
46:52
now getting getting while it's good? Yeah, that or there's just a vanity
46:57
aspect of she wanted to look better than whoever she's with and so let them
47:01
get Yeah. The fastest date I ever had I was in college after one
47:08
of my psychology classes and just walking back to the car, started talking to
47:14
this girl and I'm like, you know what, I'm hungry. Let's see
47:15
if she would like get some to eat. I was like, when I
47:17
grab some dinner and we want to and I don't. I'm not a big
47:22
fan of chilies. I'm not a big I'm not a big Chilies guy.
47:27
But we went there and um, we sit down and we just get our
47:32
drinks and then she just starts. I don't know what prompted this. I
47:37
still think about it every now and again. I don't know what prompted Explain
47:40
to me the amount of drugs that she consumes, uh daily and how like
47:50
she was talking. She's like some song came on in the in the in
47:53
the restaurant and she's like, oh my god, I was at that concert,
47:57
I think, And I'm like, okay, funny joke. Probably got
48:00
a drunk con concert. She's like, I was on this this and she
48:02
just started listening stuff as I'm waving for the check, like like literally,
48:08
you guys, like I haven't even brought your food. I was like,
48:09
to go, boxes sound great and I just want to enjoy the burgher.
48:14
I got up and walked out. I was like, I don't I don't
48:16
know if she knows she's here right now or if I'm real I'm like,
48:20
I don't know where she's Yeah, that is a bit of a red flag.
48:22
I'd say, yeah, yeah, but that was that was the same
48:25
thing. That was about eight to ten minutes we got the order in and
48:29
then she started like by the time she got to methamphetamines, which wasn't like
48:32
a great, a big problem in ninety six, but by the time she
48:37
got to meth I was like, and Bill, please, yeah, I'm
48:40
moisturizing. Weird. Trey, was that your most recent date? So you
48:45
haven't had one since then? Or have you? No? I haven't had
48:47
one since then. I think maybe maybe I know the problem on your Bumble
48:52
profile you need to add more tiny farm animals. And then um possibly considered
48:59
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49:05
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