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FULL SHOW: Did You Save The Nut? · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: at Chemist Warehouse. Hello, good morning, Mikey. Amy Girard for
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  Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse. How you doing, Amy? What's going on, man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually a little bit tired today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be all right. Part of the job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thanks for the emotional support.
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  Speaker 3: No, my husband got home last night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he'd been in Italy still?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I left him about a week and a
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  Speaker 3: half ago and then he was there for his work trip.
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  Speaker 3: So he stayed for a while, got home last night, 7.30.
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  Speaker 3: Kids were so excited to see him. Do you remember
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  Speaker 3: like your parents or your mum or your dad going
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  Speaker 3: away and... they would come home and you'd get so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or Dad used to bring like little trinkets, some crap,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he literally did.
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  Speaker 1: Snow globes or something.
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  Speaker 3: He bought Charlie the toiletry kit from the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, did you buy this, Dad? And
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  Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, babe. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It was from the hotel bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: That's about just a last minute quick, my daughter will
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. But no, that was exciting. And then I
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  Speaker 2: was obviously, because I'm doing breakfast now, so I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I've got to go to bed early.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he said he only had like four or five
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  Speaker 3: hours awake time on the last leg of the plane.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, there's no point in you coming
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  Speaker 2: to bed with me. But of course he did.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine why?
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine why? The guy hasn't seen me for
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  Speaker 2: a week and a half. He was like.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get it on.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, please, babe, I've missed you. I've missed
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  Speaker 2: you so much.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was nice because he was obviously, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just give him a quickie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I did. And you know what he said to
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  Speaker 2: me afterwards?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: He tapped me on the shoulder. He gave me like
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  Speaker 2: a pat on the back and he goes, thanks for
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  Speaker 2: being a good sport.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what marriage is like?
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  Speaker 2: And that's marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Of 10 years. Hey, at least you know he didn't
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  Speaker 1: get it on with some Italian girl over there. No,
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  Speaker 1: of course he wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: He loves me.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you said they were all, like, gorgeous and you
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  Speaker 1: left him there for a week.
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  Speaker 2: They're very good looking, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But he was also over there with, like, 60 clients.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there's always time. No, unless he did... And this
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  Speaker 1: is his way, like, guilty of trying to prove that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? What I know won't hurt me.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just lead with that. Otherwise, I will go home
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  Speaker 3: and saw off his penis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Nat's back. You're all good. We know you're... You
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  Speaker 1: were unwell and a little freaked out with the pregnancy.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was like vomiting and doing it out the
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  Speaker 9: other end for a solid 24 hours, which dehydration is
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  Speaker 9: really dangerous when you're pregnant. So I just was being
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  Speaker 9: overly cautious and went to the hospital. They gave me
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  Speaker 9: some fluids and things, but I am back to normal.
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  Speaker 9: It was like a 24-hour thing. I don't know what
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  Speaker 9: it was, but whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, lucky you got checked out.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I'm really tired today because....
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  Speaker 1: This is part of the job. No, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Mine's for different reasons. I didn't get a rogering last night.
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  Speaker 2: A rogering.
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  Speaker 9: So I wake up every hour to go to the
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  Speaker 9: bathroom to weep. Again, pregnancy thing. But there is this
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  Speaker 9: bird outside my window. It's like I'm living in an
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  Speaker 9: aviary because there's this bird outside my window that makes
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  Speaker 9: a noise all all night long. And because I woke
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  Speaker 9: up from needing to wee, I then couldn't get back
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  Speaker 9: to sleep on account of this annoying bird that I
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  Speaker 9: want to kill.
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  Speaker 1: I won't, though. Yeah, wildlife.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I won't kill wildlife if I would do that.
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  Speaker 10: But I've recorded some. I don't know what type.
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  Speaker 2: Of bird it is.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know how to get rid of it, but
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  Speaker 10: it's killing my life.
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  Speaker 1: Let's have a listen to the bird that is killing
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  Speaker 1: her life.
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  Speaker 2: It's like catcalling you.
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  Speaker 1: Adelie!
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  Speaker 10: All night. And that frequent. All night.
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  Speaker 1: All night? Yes. Because I know there's sun. It must
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  Speaker 1: be nocturnal.
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  Speaker 10: Is it a bath?
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  Speaker 2: No, I thought it would be more when the sun
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  Speaker 2: starts to rise, right?
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  Speaker 1: Because it started, as I was driving in this morning,
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  Speaker 1: I said to my girlfriend, it's starting to get light
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  Speaker 1: earlier because it'll be daylight saving in a month.
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  Speaker 9: When I say all night, we wake up early. So
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  Speaker 9: my early morning maybe, but I was just up listening
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  Speaker 9: to that and it's a form of torture.
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  Speaker 1: Should it be from like 3am maybe?
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  Speaker 3: I've got one of them out the front of my
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  Speaker 3: window as well, and he turns up when it starts
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  Speaker 3: getting warmer.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a coel or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they drive me insane. I've gone out one morning
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  Speaker 2: and just yelled at it, gone, go away!
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  Speaker 4: Is it annoying?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a work on me? Did that work?
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  Speaker 9: No, but it's as annoying as, you know, when you've
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  Speaker 9: been up all night from drinking and you hear the bird? Like,
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  Speaker 9: that is the anxiety I'm feeling every single morning hearing
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  Speaker 9: that bird.
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  Speaker 1: If you know what bird it is, 131065, hey, Sean's
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  Speaker 1: here and our kids are dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Well....
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  Speaker 2: You know, kind of.
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  Speaker 11: Aussie students have recorded their worst maths and reading results
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  Speaker 11: in a major international test. They do this test every
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  Speaker 11: three years, and it's only.
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  Speaker 1: 15-year-olds that do it. Right.
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  Speaker 11: But every year since the year 2000, every three years
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  Speaker 11: since 2000, we keep dropping down, except for in science.
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  Speaker 11: We've gone up, but reading and maths, we're dropping.
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  Speaker 1: Reading and maths.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's good and bad then, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon it's got to do with AI?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're chat GPTing. But you'd chat GPT the whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, or is it because of social media?
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  Speaker 3: Like, I noticed, like, I'm probably a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: nerd growing up as a kid, but I used to
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  Speaker 3: read every single night. And I always thought, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: as my kids get older, you know, do you want
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  Speaker 3: the Goosebumps books?
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  Speaker 2: Charlie, do you want the babysitter books?
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  Speaker 1: How good was Goosebumps?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they don't want to read. They have absolutely
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  Speaker 2: no interest.
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  Speaker 1: Do your kids not read at all?
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  Speaker 3: They can read, but they don't. They're not the kids
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  Speaker 3: that go to bed and read.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas that's all I did.
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  Speaker 3: I'd stay up some nights till like 9.30, 10pm reading
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  Speaker 3: my books.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's what it is. But like, so that's
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  Speaker 1: not good, eh? It's not good.
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  Speaker 11: But I do want to say that we are much higher.
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  Speaker 11: There was 91 countries that took part in this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and we're in what, 10th?
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  Speaker 11: And we're 10th in science and reading, 16th in maths.
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  Speaker 1: We're pretty good then. Not terrible.
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  Speaker 2: But there was another report as well.
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  Speaker 11: They reckon that Aussie classrooms are some of the noisiest,
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  Speaker 11: most disruptive of everything. anywhere in the developed world. So
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  Speaker 11: high rates of bullying and skipping school.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's really sad about the bullying. I can imagine
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  Speaker 3: you skipped a lot of school.
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  Speaker 1: I did, and I was so disruptive. Like, this job's
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  Speaker 1: perfect for me, right? Every teacher was like, you little smartass. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: now I get paid to do it, you piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: But my favourite was throwing the duster at the fan.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing beats that. Nothing is funnier than that.
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  Speaker 3: Do they even have a duster? I don't reckon there's
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  Speaker 3: a blackboard anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to just go into a classroom again and
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  Speaker 1: recreate it or just get me a duster and a fan.
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  Speaker 9: Did you ever throw wet toilet paper at the ceiling?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great too.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on a second. My kids do that in primary school.
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  Speaker 2: I've had that many calls from the principal and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, come on, it's a rite of passage.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing will never die.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, on the show today, I'm going to love
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  Speaker 1: this world-famous etiquette coach. You know that William Hanson?
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Very posh and prim and proper.
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  Speaker 2: Even the way he talks is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he's going to judge you and see how
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  Speaker 1: ladylike you are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he should judge you as well.
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  Speaker 1: And see how ladylike I am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You'd probably be more ladylike than me.
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  Speaker 1: And now your chance to go and see Bruno Mars.
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  Speaker 1: These tickets are red hot. 131065. You've got to be
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  Speaker 1: a tradie or a lady.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Kate.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Are you off to work?
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  Speaker 13: No, not today. Day off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, beautiful.
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  Speaker 13: But I woke up early.
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  Speaker 2: You woke up early to play tradie versus lady, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 13: I've been hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: And so you work at Bunnings? Oh, my gosh. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like that's every tradie's playground, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it is.
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  Speaker 13: They love to spend money at Bunnings.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the equivalent to a Target for women or something.
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  Speaker 1: Kmart.
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  Speaker 2: Kmart or Target. You go in for one thing, you
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  Speaker 2: leave with like 45, right?
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  Speaker 1: Is Target still around?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 13: All of everything.
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  Speaker 2: So you're in a relationship. You've got five children.
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  Speaker 14: Ooh.
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You drive a minibus?
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  Speaker 10: No, you've got a Kia Carnival.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I've got a Kia Carnival.
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  Speaker 2: Which is basically the same thing.
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  Speaker 12: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And tell me about this picture of you that ended
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  Speaker 2: up on the Herald Sun. You were riding a Pee
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  Speaker 2: Wee 50?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 13: So I didn't know what was going on on the day,
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  Speaker 13: but we lived back onto like parkland. So I took
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  Speaker 13: the bike out to warm it up to come get
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  Speaker 13: the kids and And yeah, took them for a ride, everything.
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  Speaker 13: The next morning, my auntie calls and said, why are
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  Speaker 13: you on the front page of the Herald Sun dubbed
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  Speaker 13: as neighbor from hell? So my neighbors used to do
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  Speaker 13: lots of burnouts and get into trouble. And obviously, you
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  Speaker 13: don't know that the Herald Sun or You know, the
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  Speaker 13: media were out there in an unmarked car. And they
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  Speaker 13: got me on the front page of the Herald Sun
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  Speaker 13: and dubbed me.
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  Speaker 1: So they thought it was you, but it was your neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 12: It was shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Because I feel like you're not allowed to print a
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  Speaker 3: photo of somebody without their consent these days, right?
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  Speaker 1: If they're in public, you can.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, if they're in public?
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  Speaker 12: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people get confused by that. And
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  Speaker 1: our journo here, Sean, will let you know. But if
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  Speaker 1: you're in public, you can be filmed, photographed, anything. I
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  Speaker 1: think there's rules around minors.
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  Speaker 11: Rules around children.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But apart from that.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, if you're out in the public, it's free-for-all.
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  Speaker 1: And you'll always see these dodgy guys. The media is
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  Speaker 1: out the front. They're like, get off my property. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: we're not on your property. We're standing on public property. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the footpath. We can do whatever we want. So that's
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  Speaker 1: why you got done, even though you're not a neighbour
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  Speaker 1: from hell. Poor Kate.
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  Speaker 2: You weren't even doing the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Weighing in at 90 kgs, it's Cover Girl Kate.
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  Speaker 12: Yay!
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's meet our tradie, Julian. You're a concreter.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, man? Hey, Julian.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, mate. Hey, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: We're good. All right, now you've got a Subaru BRZ.
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  Speaker 1: I've had one of them before, the old little sports car.
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  Speaker 1: Toyota also make one. which is the Toyota. What's the
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  Speaker 1: Toyota version, mate?
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  Speaker 12: The 86.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Subaru's the superior one, right?
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  Speaker 7: Of course.
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  Speaker 12: Of course, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, remember, Sean will remember this. Back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: Toyota used to get the Holden Commodore and just put
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  Speaker 1: a different badge on it. Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, no, I don't think I do.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 1: You'd see people and you're like, that's not a real...
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  Speaker 1: Toyota Commodore. Yeah, if anyone knows what it was called, 131065. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you've been in a relationship three and a half years.
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  Speaker 1: No kids. You're young, though, aren't you, mate?
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  Speaker 2: He's only 19.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, don't want kids yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, tell us about when you woke up with
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  Speaker 1: pain in your abdomen. I always find that word hard. Abdomen.
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  Speaker 2: Abdomen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 12: Look, mate, well, one day... I just woke up. I
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  Speaker 12: had a party at probably 9 o'clock in the afternoon,
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  Speaker 12: and I woke up, and I just noticed that one
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  Speaker 12: of my testicles was higher than the other.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard about this.
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  Speaker 1: Did it suck itself in or something?
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  Speaker 12: Oh, man, it was like, you know how they usually
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  Speaker 12: hang low? One was hanging low, one was hanging high, right?
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  Speaker 12: I'll just say that. So it didn't look good, and
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  Speaker 12: I was.
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  Speaker 11: I was like, oh, it is what it is, whatever.
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  Speaker 12: Just pushed it down.
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  Speaker 1: It hurt real bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 12: And it was still raised.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, whatever.
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  Speaker 12: Nothing's ruining my day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: So, mate, I got dressed, right? I had things to do.
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  Speaker 12: I had people to see, right? Places to be.
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  Speaker 2: Busy man.
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  Speaker 12: So, yeah, well, went to a friend's place and they're
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  Speaker 12: all telling me, go to the doctors, go to the doctors.
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  Speaker 12: I'm like, nah, I'm fine. Go to my sister's house and...
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  Speaker 12: I eventually almost black out because the pain was that bad. Oh,
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  Speaker 12: my gosh. And so my mum is like, all right,
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  Speaker 12: you know what? We're going to hospital.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, all right.
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  Speaker 12: So the lady at the front desk, it's the emergency room,
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  Speaker 12: and she doesn't look like she wants to be there.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 12: So all the people are there. There's two people in
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  Speaker 12: front of me. She's like to the people, what are
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  Speaker 12: your symptoms? One person said, yeah, look, I've got a cough.
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  Speaker 12: She goes, all right, all right, wait in the waiting room.
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  Speaker 12: Just wave them through. The lady in front of me,
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  Speaker 12: what's your symptoms? Yeah, I'm feeling nauseous. Yep, wait in
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  Speaker 12: the waiting room. That's all she's saying. And she gets
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  Speaker 12: to me. She goes, yep, what are your symptoms? And
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  Speaker 12: I said, well, look, I'm just having some testicle pain.
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  Speaker 12: And she goes, is it raised? I said, yeah. She
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  Speaker 12: looks up at me. It's the first person she's looked
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  Speaker 12: at face-to-face. She goes, is it red? I said, quickly,
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  Speaker 12: I look, I go, yeah. She puts her clipboard down.
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  Speaker 12: She goes, does the abdomen hurt? I said, yeah. She goes,
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  Speaker 12: oh my, she mouths the word, oh my God. She just,
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  Speaker 12: over the loudspeaker, we're going to need the surgery team
• 12:50
  Speaker 12: to the emergency room stat.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Well, that story went forever, but... Wait.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: I need to know if Julian lost his testy. Did
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: you lose it?
• 13:01
  Speaker 12: Well, in the span of five minutes, I had about
• 13:03
  Speaker 12: four surgeons feeling me up and they go, you might
• 13:06
  Speaker 12: lose it. And I started crying and... I woke up,
• 13:11
  Speaker 12: I was high off my head, and I go, the
• 13:13
  Speaker 12: first thing I apparently said was, did you save the nut?
• 13:16
  Speaker 12: And they said, we managed to save your nut.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: All right, there we go. That's so good. All right.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Weighing in at 72 kilos, it's twisted testicle Julian with.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: A long-ass story.
• 13:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, well, okay.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: All right, Julian, I'm going to do you first. You
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: and your two nuts.
• 13:40
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 13:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It just sounded off. I'm going to
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: do you first. You and your two nuts.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Two nuts.
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Question number one. Where on the body would you apply
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: hydro jelly?
• 13:56
  Speaker 12: The belly.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: The womb. The belly, yeah. The womb.
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: So, no, no, no. You put it on the face.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: What is that? Some girly crap that doesn't do anything?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: It's a peel-off jelly skincare treatment made of algae.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Nice and hydrating.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like you've just got all these treatments, you chicks.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's so many.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: And I bet most of it does nothing.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: No, they all do something. Of course they do. But
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: the problem is I only have one face.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Ha!
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I need more faces to use all the treatments. All right,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: question number two.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Which tampon brand is known for their tampons being individually
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: wrapped in bright colours?
• 14:34
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: Patamax.
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: What?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Patamax.
• 14:42
  Speaker 12: I've got no clue. I've got no clue. I know
• 14:45
  Speaker 12: the one.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: It's You by Kotex.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, why would you know that?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Well, he's had a girlfriend for three and a half years.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: She'd be on her period.
• 14:53
  Speaker 12: Oh, she keeps them in the car.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: I know. I keep mine in the car too.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Why do you keep them in the car?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: You keep them everywhere. In the car, in the handbag,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but it's not only kept in the car.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, not only. They're everywhere.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Righty-o.
• 15:06
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: In knitting, what does it mean to cast off?
• 15:13
  Speaker 12: To cut off, to stop, to cut off the bloody
• 15:16
  Speaker 12: bowl of yarn, whatever it is.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I don't know. Make a call out there, producers.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, to cast off is to cut off.
• 15:30
  Speaker 9: Technically it's like to end it, but it's like it's
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: securing the final row of stitches. So it's not just
• 15:36
  Speaker 9: like cutting the wool, like you have to secure it in,
• 15:38
  Speaker 9: but give it to him.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: There you go. 20-minute story.
• 15:42
  Speaker 10: He put in so much effort this morning.
• 15:43
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I know, right? You got one, mate. Okay, Kate, good luck.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Are you ready to go?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Is Kate still there?
• 15:49
  Speaker 13: I'm ready, but I'm nervous.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: You'll be fine, darling.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: No, you've got this.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: How many lines or channels, you could call them, are
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: on a standard basketball?
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 16:06
  Speaker 12: Six.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're close.
• 16:08
  Speaker 13: Four.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to think about that. I mean, you
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: don't really count.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I would have thought more than four.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, four according to the piece of paper in
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: front of me. To you, how many is on that
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: netball you play?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's like hexagons all around.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So how many lines?
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Sixty? No idea.
• 16:29
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: In construction, what is topping out? What does it mean
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: when you top out?
• 16:36
  Speaker 13: Oh, um, when the last, is it the last piece
• 16:43
  Speaker 13: of the structure placed at the highest point of the building?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: No more Google.
• 16:54
  Speaker 14: No Googling.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone.
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: That was exactly what Google says.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Is it? No, it's on to you. Okay, all right,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: I'm no Googling.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: No, she says she's not.
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: I don't believe it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 12: I'm on the phone.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Is the lie detector on this channel?
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: No.
• 17:08
  Speaker 13: I'll just turn it on.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: There we go. Now it's on. We'll be able to
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: see whether you're lying or not.
• 17:12
  Speaker 13: You lied.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, in golf, which club is mostly used on the green?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: What's it called?
• 17:24
  Speaker 15: Is it the putter?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we can't prove whether you Googled or not,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: but you got it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Well done.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 17:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's you.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You're the winner.
• 17:33
  Speaker 12: Woo.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, woo-hoo.
• 17:35
  Speaker 13: Yay.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Double pass to see Bruno Mars bringing his romantic tour
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: to Australia in February and March 27th.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Bruno Mars brings a romantic tour to Australia. Our special guest,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Tyler Anderson-Pack, as DJ Pee-wee. Do I have to say
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: that every time?
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's got different projects. So he has Silk Sonic.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: This one's DJ Pee-wee.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Got you.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: DJ Pee-wee.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, head to livenation.com.au for tickets and info. These tickets
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: are red hot. You got them, Kate. Well done, doll.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Well done, Kate.
• 18:06
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: So apparently we're all showering for way too long.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how long you shower for,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: but I love spending time in the shower.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: What are you doing in there?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Cleaning my body.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: What answer were you looking for there?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:27
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Get your head out of the gutter.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: So researchers from the University of Surrey have worked out
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: that you can fully cleanse yourself in the shower in
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: only three minutes.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Okay. Everything can be done in under three.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: But most people spend over five times that amount in there.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: So these researchers from Surrey said that you can add
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: an extra two minutes for hair washing or three if
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: you use conditioner.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But that is it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know who these people are, but maybe don't
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: tell me how long I can spend in my shower.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: How about that?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It's just a study. How about that? Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: The average shower apparently lasts 16 minutes.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, too long. Way too long. Yeah, 16 minutes. Okay,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: so what are you saying? They're saying we can do
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it in three.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: They're saying that you should be able to fully clean
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: yourself in three minutes.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I reckon I'd do about that as a bloke. I'd
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: go in there, yeah, quickly wash. I get bored. Like,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing in there for 16 minutes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I will agree to the three-minute rule when it applies to– like,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I apply that rule to my kids. I don't let
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: them have showers together anymore. So I, like, march them in.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Three minutes. Get your soap. Wash your privates. Under your armpits.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Your feet.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Out.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's like a revolving belt.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't need, as a bloke, I don't know,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I get, like, bored in there.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: You get bored.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon three, four, I'm going to time myself
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the Savo.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Three or four minutes. How long do you think you're
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: in there for really?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: When I'm having an everything shower.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard about these. What is that? I'm washing everything.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Well, no.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You don't, well, for me, I don't wash my hair.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I only wash my hair like once a week.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, gross.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: But when I do wash it, I have to do
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: two shampoos.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Two?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, you always have to do two shampoos. Then I'm
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: usually popping a treatment in.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: So while the treatment's in for like five to ten minutes,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I'll brush my teeth, shave my legs, armpits, do a
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: body scrub.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: That's the everything.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: It's an everything shower.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: And you'll be there for?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That long?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe not 30, maybe 20, maybe 30.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Do you not get bored?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: No, I love it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I love an everything shower.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to music or is anything going on?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I listen to music, yeah. But I just.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Just in your own world.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: How long would you do, Sean? Do you agree with me?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I reckon I could do three minutes. We've probably been
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: talking for three minutes now.
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: Well, I reckon I spend the first three minutes just
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: enjoying the warmth of a shower.
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, the warmth.
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: And then I probably wash all the bits for the
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: next three minutes. So maybe six.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're six. Okay, you're a while. Okay, so we
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: have been talking now officially for... Yeah. Three minutes. That'd
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: be the amount of time.
• 21:04
  Speaker 12: Of a shower.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I'm just getting warmed up there. Sometimes I don't–
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like Sean. Sometimes I just stand there underneath the
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: hot running water and just ponder my life.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it good? Is it a good ponder?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lovely ponder.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Like just think about all the things that I've got
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: on my plate and, yeah, it's nice.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And then I never want to get out, especially in winter.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Summer on my showers aren't as long.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I was doing for a while there just super cold
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: showers during summer. Just go in there, like just turn
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: it on cold and just stand under.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: It's apparently good for you.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: It is. It invigorates you.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Try doing that in winter.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I could do it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You could, but it wouldn't be pleasant.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't be.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing a guy who gets up every morning
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: and that's the first thing he does.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Cold shower?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: He has a freezing cold shower.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: That's because he was so turned on by you in bed.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: It was the only way to, oh, I need a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: cold shower.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: It was a guy on social media. It wasn't anyone
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: But yeah, let's run with that. It's obviously that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a guy you were seeing. And
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: first calls now, 131065 to get on a chat. Here's Alyssa.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Good morning. morning guys how are you how am i
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: good what do you want to chat about.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: So mikey you mentioned yesterday that you know um just
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: by the voice of someone if they're blonde or not.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's like i hear blonde.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah absolutely i think that is a total lie
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: and i just don't think that that's true you want.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Me to guess whether you're blonde or not Yeah, go
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: for it. How often do you go to the hairdresser?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: No, that's a dead giveaway.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Don't answer that, Alyssa.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: He apparently hears blonde.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you do for a job?
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: I'm a teacher.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You're a teacher, like primary or high?
• 22:46
  Speaker 12: Primary.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, what year have you got?
• 22:49
  Speaker 12: This year I'm with preps, but I'm usually, I like
• 22:53
  Speaker 12: grade sixes, the upper years.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And you got a boyfriend or partner? What's going on there?
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Not at the moment.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: How long have you been single?
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Uh, three years.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. You are a brunette.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: No, I am not.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: You're a redhead.
• 23:11
  Speaker 14: I am blonde.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I love how he's like, oh, she's been single for
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: three years. She's obviously a brunette.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Real blonde?
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: Is anyone ever a real blonde?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I actually grew out of it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: I was a real blonde until about 11 or 12 when.
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: I went through puberty. Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: This is pretty much how this segment went when I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: tried it on air from memory. No, you were there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Were you there when we did that one?
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was. I remember it failing miserably.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: And you tried the, how often do you go to
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: the hairdresser? And how often are you in the sun?
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: Questions all the time.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: How much money do you spend at the hairdresser? Is
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: it quite a bit of money?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Asking how often you go to the hairdresser is a
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: dead giveaway because most blondes have to go, you know,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: between six.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: To eight weeks.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, good on you, Alyssa. Thanks for calling in.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Thanks for being right, Alyssa.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Lizzie's on. Lizzie, hi.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, Lizzie.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: Good morning.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Hello, what do you want to chat about?
• 24:01
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I heard you guys talking about shower times earlier
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: on and I'm the same as Amy and it's about
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: 15 minutes.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what was the average?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Well, the study at Surrey University says that we can
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: fully cleanse ourselves in three minutes. but I think the
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: average was 16 minutes.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: All right, and you're pulling a 15-minuter, Lizzie.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Lizzie's with me.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: I've got enough time to, like, yeah, like, you can
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: wash your hair, do the whole shebang.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And isn't it just– I feel like I'm missing out.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: If I was just– To get in and out. Like,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: you don't get to enjoy the shower.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm bored in there. I don't know what there is
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to enjoy, but I'm a bloke.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, women love baths as well.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I like a bath.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I am a man that bathes.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, that shouldn't surprise me.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Does Ryan bath?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Ryan, not quite. because he's quite large.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Needs a big bath.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: We've got a big bath. He'll sometimes try and get me.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: If I have a bath, he'll be like, I'll get in.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, please don't.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Like you're ruining my zen.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You know that, we were talking about that girlfriend before
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that I'd bought the Ab King Pro?
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Same one. I was coming home every day having a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: bath and I was still a cigarette smoker then.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, yuck.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: And I used to sit in the bath and chain smoke.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yuck.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: And then she came in one day, she's like, what
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: are you, that's disgusting. It's so disgusting. And I was like,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: get back on your upkeep, bro. Stop asking questions.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Here's the world's most famous etiquette coach, William Hanson, is
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  Speaker 1: joining us live on air. You can listen to both
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  Speaker 1: of his podcasts, by the way. I want to know
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  Speaker 1: about this one. Help, I Sexted My Boss and the
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  Speaker 1: Luxury Podcast. Wherever you get your pods. Hello, mate. Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, William.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Beau.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you for coming on. You began teaching etiquette
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  Speaker 1: at a very young age. What was your attraction to etiquette?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you get into it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just quite uptight, so really it sort of
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  Speaker 5: naturally just came to me. Granny gave me a book
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  Speaker 5: of etiquette when I was 12 for Christmas because I
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  Speaker 5: was quite a precocious child, apparently. Hard to believe. And
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was quite fun. And I didn't want
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  Speaker 5: to play rugby at school. And so I was looking
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  Speaker 5: for an excuse of what to do. And they said,
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  Speaker 5: would you like to come teach the young years how
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  Speaker 5: to set a table? This is one of the members
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  Speaker 5: of staff. I said, oh, yeah, all right, I'll do
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  Speaker 5: that if I don't need to play rugby. And 20
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  Speaker 5: years later, no one stopped me.
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  Speaker 1: It's still going for you. In your opinion, what is
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  Speaker 1: the rudest thing someone can do?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, look, I don't mind if people haven't read any
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  Speaker 5: of my books, seen any of my videos, gone to
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  Speaker 5: etiquette school, whatever. If you just don't say please and
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  Speaker 5: thank you, that annoys me more than anything else. Have
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  Speaker 5: you got to do both?
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  Speaker 1: Because it's so basic. Can I just say thank you
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  Speaker 1: instead of please? Or have I got to say both
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  Speaker 1: in a conversation?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely you do, Mikey.
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  Speaker 5: Well done, Amy. Fine colours already.
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  Speaker 2: William, I am already.
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  Speaker 3: My mum is English and my dad is Aussie, but
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  Speaker 3: he liked to try to raise me with very big,
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  Speaker 3: big manners and I was always taught... to stand up
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  Speaker 3: straight with my shoulders back and my chest out. And
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  Speaker 3: he taught me how to eat with the right cutlery.
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  Speaker 2: He always said, I will raise you so that if
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  Speaker 2: you ever have dinner with the queen one day, you
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  Speaker 2: will know the right table manners. Never put your elbows
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  Speaker 2: on the table.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing that right now. Oh, I've got to get
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  Speaker 1: them off.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need adequate training. I've actually been in training
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  Speaker 2: my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Amy, we're going to see in a moment about you,
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  Speaker 1: all right? So don't get too antsy there. What about, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about some everyday situations. So let's say you're
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  Speaker 1: on a dinner date. What is something incredibly rude someone
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  Speaker 1: could do?
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  Speaker 5: I think, well, I think on any sort of date,
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  Speaker 5: not asking questions about the other person.
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  Speaker 6: You're there.
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  Speaker 5: It's not an interview per se, but you want to
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  Speaker 5: be interested in them. You don't just talk about yourself.
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  Speaker 5: You should ask questions about them. They should ask questions
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  Speaker 5: about you. And in terms of, you know, what you're eating,
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  Speaker 5: if you're going to go out for dinner for date
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  Speaker 5: one or two, just pick something straightforward. You might think, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'd love to have the spaghetti. Well, if you can't
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  Speaker 5: eat spaghetti beautifully, just go back tomorrow and and have
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  Speaker 5: it on your own when you can relax and have
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  Speaker 5: the spaghetti. Just pick something straight forward.
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  Speaker 2: Burgers are a no-go on a first date, right?
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  Speaker 14: No.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's so unattractive eating a burger, eating with
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  Speaker 5: your hands and it all flopping out your mouth and,
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  Speaker 5: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: It's not very nice.
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  Speaker 1: William, I bet you eat a burger with a knife
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  Speaker 1: and fork, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Deconstructed?
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  Speaker 5: It has been known. It has been known. I did
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  Speaker 5: a video. A while ago on my social media on
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  Speaker 5: how to eat a burger with a knife and fork,
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  Speaker 5: you know, a big proper burger, not like a takeaway
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  Speaker 5: burger from McDonald's or something. And I don't think they'll
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  Speaker 5: let me back into America.
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  Speaker 1: What about a meat pie? Very famous in Australia. We
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  Speaker 1: love our meat pies. I bet you're doing that with
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  Speaker 1: a knife and fork as well, whereas we just hold
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  Speaker 1: it in our hands.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the foil.
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  Speaker 5: What the dickens is a meat pie, you'll have to
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  Speaker 5: tell me.
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  Speaker 8: Is it a.
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  Speaker 1: What's the Dickens? I'm sure like most things here in Australia,
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  Speaker 1: it originated in Britain. It's basically mincemeat in a pastry,
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  Speaker 1: like a pie. The Pom is one of our producers here.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just, you know. I'm just looking at it now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Googling it. We'll just call it a pie and
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  Speaker 5: you eat that with your hands.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we eat it with our hands.
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  Speaker 3: You usually get them from bakeries, local country bakeries, and
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  Speaker 3: you squirt a little bit of tomato sauce on and
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  Speaker 3: you either eat it out of the paper bag or...
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  Speaker 3: or the little tin foil. It is very messy, though.
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  Speaker 3: You would absolutely hate it, William.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to Australia?
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  Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm desperate to come. We were potentially going to come
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  Speaker 5: this year with my podcast, but for various reasons.
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  Speaker 1: We're not.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to– I'd love for you to come
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  Speaker 3: and I'd love to get your take on how you
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  Speaker 3: think the Australian culture, you know, does with their manners
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  Speaker 3: and stuff because, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're a really friendly bunch.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're very open to meeting new people and
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  Speaker 3: making new friends. And I think the manners are still there,
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  Speaker 3: but they're very casual. You get a slap on the
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  Speaker 3: back and there's some C-bombs dropped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you feel about that, like just dropping
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  Speaker 1: the C-word in public? Oh, mate.
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  Speaker 5: You mean comments? Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Basically. Yeah, how do you feel about that?
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  Speaker 5: No, the C word for me is common.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And, yeah, and there's no other word.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's your perception of Aussies? I know you haven't been here, but,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure that you've met plenty in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think we have your manners or not?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you're everywhere, aren't you?
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  Speaker 6: We are.
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  Speaker 2: We're definitely popular in the UK.
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  Speaker 5: I would.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say you are very friendly. I think
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  Speaker 5: you're much friendlier than, let's say, Americans, if we're comparing
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  Speaker 5: Brits with Americans versus Australians. I think you get our
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  Speaker 5: sense of humour more than the Americans. But yes, you're
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  Speaker 5: sort of like us in Britain, but far, far, far
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  Speaker 5: too relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: Right, a little too relaxed. Hey, what about some of
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  Speaker 1: the girls here on the team admitted to going to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, doing a number two with the door open
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  Speaker 1: in front of their partner. He's offended. But I want
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  Speaker 1: to know your thoughts on that. I know Nat, our producer,
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  Speaker 1: is admitted to defecating with the door open. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: proud of it. Yeah, proud of it. Yeah, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think about that?
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  Speaker 2: Horrified.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think she should be deported. Where will I
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  Speaker 5: be sent? I'm from here. Well, yes. You see, in
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  Speaker 5: our country, we'd send people to Australia. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what we'd.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have to send it to the middle of the country.
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  Speaker 1: Take them back to England. Hey, good on you, mate. Now,
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  Speaker 1: stick around. We have Amy here. I have noticed you
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  Speaker 1: started sitting up properly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 12: Sit normally.
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  Speaker 2: I sit like this all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And are you sitting with your feet crossed again like
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  Speaker 1: you always do?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting cross-legged.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you are? Okay. Hang around. We want you to
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  Speaker 1: judge Amy and see how ladylike she is, okay? We're
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  Speaker 1: going to do that next.
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  Speaker 2: I can turn it on and off.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to be yourself in front of William. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Don't bung it on.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, I'm being myself right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing that next with the world-famous etiquette expert, William Hanson,
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  Speaker 1: right here on KISS. Good morning. And we have world-famous
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  Speaker 1: etiquette expert, William Hanson, joining us now. You think you're
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  Speaker 1: a proper lady, Amy. William is about to judge you.
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  Speaker 1: I believe he has a series of questions for you,
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  Speaker 1: but you're not rough. You're not a.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like a.
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  Speaker 2: What are those animals that can mould to their environment? Chameleons? Chameleons, yes.
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  Speaker 2: So in William's company, I can be an absolute lady, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, right.
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  Speaker 3: When William is not here and it's just you and
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  Speaker 3: you're an absolute bogan, I can.
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  Speaker 2: You can bung it on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: And your dad, you were saying when you were growing
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  Speaker 1: up and mum were quite strict?
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  Speaker 3: My mum and dad are very strict and they are
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  Speaker 3: very big on manners.
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  Speaker 2: Please, thank you. I always had to call every adult
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  Speaker 2: by their last name. So Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: It would be Mr. Hanson or Mrs. Blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: William's loving this, I'm sure. And you were talking about
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  Speaker 1: the elbows. Is that really a thing, William? Can you
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  Speaker 1: not put your elbows on the table?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, don't do that. It's very hard to eat,
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  Speaker 5: to be honest, with the elbows on the table, and
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  Speaker 5: it looks unsightly even when there's no food. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it goes back to the medieval times where tables were
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  Speaker 5: very insecure. They weren't tables like we have today, and
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  Speaker 5: so food was balanced very carefully on the table. And
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  Speaker 5: so if you put your elbows on the table, it
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  Speaker 5: would tip, and the food would go everywhere, which is
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  Speaker 5: why you don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you want to judge, Amy, mate? I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to let you take it away. You've stalked her socials,
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  Speaker 1: I believe, so you know all about her.
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  Speaker 2: OK, I feel like.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you like you like having your hair done, which
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  Speaker 5: is nice.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Which is gorgeous. You've got lovely hair.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: It's looking lovely on you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: OK, so let's pretend that person or your father used
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  Speaker 5: to say the queen. It's now obviously the king was
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  Speaker 5: coming over to Australia. How would you greet him? As
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  Speaker 5: an Australian, what would you do?
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  Speaker 3: I would say, well, depending on what day, time of
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  Speaker 3: the day it was, I would say, good morning, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Charles. Wait, what's his last name?
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  Speaker 1: Charles. No, no, keep going. Do what you do.
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  Speaker 2: And I would say, could I invite you in for
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  Speaker 2: a cup of tea?
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 1: William?
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 13: No?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, start the car.
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  Speaker 2: Start the car.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would just say good morning, Your Majesty. I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't say Mr Charles.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 5: Is there anything, I dread to ask this question, Amy Darling,
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  Speaker 5: but is there anything physical that you would do when
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  Speaker 5: meeting the king?
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  Speaker 2: I would give him a handshake and curtsy at the
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  Speaker 2: same time.
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  Speaker 1: You said handshake.
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  Speaker 5: Lovely, good.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: A very firm handshake, nothing flappy or soft like how
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  Speaker 3: Mikey says.
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  Speaker 2: Likes to handshake.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: It would be a very firm, yes, handshake.
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  Speaker 1: Throw it on me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's very nice. Let's sort of go domestic now.
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  Speaker 5: Let's forget members of the royal family. You're going to
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  Speaker 5: someone's house for dinner.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: What would you turn up with, if anything?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I never turn up to anyone's house with nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I would always bring over either a salad or dessert
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  Speaker 3: and always a bottle of wine for the house, whoever's hosting.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's nice. I would say bottle of wine, fine,
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  Speaker 5: or champagne, chocolates, all lovely. I wouldn't turn up with
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  Speaker 5: a dessert or a salad unless the host has specifically
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  Speaker 5: asked you to bring that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to offend them, are you, if they've
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  Speaker 1: been preparing food?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I might have been doing Spotted Dick all afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: And if you then turn up with something, it's a
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  Speaker 5: pudding that we have here. Oh, right, right. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 5: you have meat pies, for God's sake. You're in no
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  Speaker 5: position to judge other countries' cuisine.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So, you know, if you then turn up, I then
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  Speaker 5: feel obliged to then actually serve your dessert when I've
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  Speaker 5: done Spotted Dick.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: And with your table setting, when you've set the lovely table,
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  Speaker 5: if you're hosting your own dinner for us, we're all
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  Speaker 5: coming around to yours, which side does each person's bread
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  Speaker 5: plate go? The left-hand side of the place setting or
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  Speaker 5: the right-hand side?
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  Speaker 1: The left.
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  Speaker 5: Correct. Oh, well done. Yes, it's like talking to the
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  Speaker 5: Princess of Wales.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, William.
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  Speaker 1: Is she dead? Is that the other one?
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  Speaker 5: No, the Princess.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: No, Catherine.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Diana was the Princess of Wales, yeah?
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  Speaker 5: She was. I mean, we've had many princesses of Wales
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  Speaker 5: in history, yes, but the current one is Catherine.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about spitting? I see a lot
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  Speaker 1: of men just walk around on the street and just...
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, I prefer to swallow.
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  Speaker 1: William Hanson, we love that. You can listen to both
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  Speaker 1: of his podcasts. Help, I sexted my boss. What is
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  Speaker 1: that one all about.
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  Speaker 4: By the way?
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I should just say, I mean, I don't have
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  Speaker 5: a boss. I am freelance. So, and I mean, I
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: was single for many years, but I was never that lonely.
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  Speaker 5: So I haven't, this is not, it's not autobiographical, that title.
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  Speaker 5: It is a podcast where my Bogan friend, to use
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  Speaker 5: your vernacular, Jordan and I, he's a radio presenter in
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: the UK. He and I, it's an agony art podcast.
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  Speaker 5: He comes from his walk of life. I come from mine.
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  Speaker 5: We're best friends in real life. We've known each other
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  Speaker 5: for quite some time. and we present our life experience
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  Speaker 5: to solve listeners' dilemmas.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I love it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: The Luxury Podcast is the other one, wherever you get
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  Speaker 1: your pods. William Hanson, great to have you on, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Good on you.
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  Speaker 2: So nice chatting.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Mikey. Thank you, Amy.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks, William.
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  Speaker 1: William Hanson, world-famous etiquette coach there. Our nut has got
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  Speaker 1: a hit of celeb news coming up for us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he is, isn't he?
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  Speaker 2: I prefer to swallow.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and I like spotted dick.
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  Speaker 2: I love that ending for him.
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  Speaker 1: What is spotted dick?
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  Speaker 10: He said it was a pudding. Oh, is that? That's
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  Speaker 10: what he said.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to Google.
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  Speaker 1: Have we got a problem with a pom? I've asked
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  Speaker 1: him a series of questions.
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  Speaker 10: He's just on the phone actually working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Talking to the listeners, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Spotted dick, it's some dessert involving custard and cake, I think. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: there you go. It looks like a.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that looks good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a traditional steamed pudding made with suet and dried fruit.
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  Speaker 1: Suet and dried fruit.
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  Speaker 2: Lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Suet and often served with custard. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 3: a whole take on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fruit pudding.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, nah.
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  Speaker 1: He would like that. Yeah, you're hanging out, Mikey. Amy
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  Speaker 1: Gerard here. Wednesday morning at 22 to 8.
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday morning. So, you know, it takes balls to approach
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  Speaker 2: somebody in public, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think many people do it now, but it
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  Speaker 3: takes even bigger kahunas to actually ask for somebody's number.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if you used.
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  Speaker 3: To do this or maybe you were the victim of this.
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  Speaker 3: You know, where somebody gives out their number, gives.
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  Speaker 2: You their number.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: The wrong number?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: The wrong number. No, it never happened to you, did it?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Well, when I was single, I was asking for Instagrams.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't bother with a number. Number seems weird and creepy. Instagram...
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Is that what.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: People do now? I've been off the market for so
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: many years that I.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think that's what... Well, that's what I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: was doing anyway. Why do I want your... Number seems
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: too personal.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like Instagram seems too personal. You're instantly going
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: through family pictures of their mums and dads and friends
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 131065, if you're single, what are people asking for?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Is it your phone number still?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I think it probably is socials.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Snapchat?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: However, there's a new trend going around. Everything's a trend
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: these days.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's called dial toning, which is essentially just prolonging people's
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: misery even more so. So it's basically when you successfully
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: get someone's number, so you've met somebody out, you've asked
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: for their number and they've given it to you, and
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: then you send them a text message and then just crickets.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, just nothing.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Radio silence.
• 40:22
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: So I think a lot of people are doing what's
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: this trend called dial toning.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: They're doing it out of sheer awkwardness, right?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Like they're giving their number out because– They feel uncomfortable
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: and they don't want to upset their feelings.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Or maybe they've got their beer or wine goggles on.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: And then the next day they get a text message
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and there's a photo in their phone. They've gone, oh, God,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I gave.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: My number to that guy.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: So dial toning is apparently trending at the moment.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: It's happening more and more often.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say I don't think this is a trend.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I think this has been happening forever.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. You would give someone your number,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing. You tell me from a lady's point of view.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Is it just to get rid of the guy?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I honestly, I am such a people pleaser at heart.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I have a real issue with hurting people's feelings. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: never like to do it. I have given that many
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: wrong numbers out. But what I would do is I
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: would actually give my entire number and I would change
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: the very last number.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: But isn't this worse, Amy, right? So a guy's gone
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: in and he's put all the effort in.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And you are giving him a number and he's going
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to find out later that he's not you.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: That's worse.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Then just do the lie, I have a boyfriend, every time.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: At least he's going to find out that I'm not
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: interested when I'm not there.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Right, you don't have to deal with the rudeness.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I don't have to deal with the sadness and the
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: fact that I've upset him.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, Nat, there used to be a number where you'd
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: call it, it was the rejection hotline.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: It still exists. I've looked it up.
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: So the rejection hotline, basically how it works is I
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: remember there was one back in the day and it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 10: Used to be like people have been rejected.
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: But this one that still exists, if you call it,
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: it just calls out and then has a generic voicemail.
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: So they'll never really kind of find out that you've
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: given them the wrong number, which I think is smart.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: And what happens if you text it? Does it say delivered?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, good point. And it would be green or blue.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Well, if it's green, I mean, they've probably got a
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Samsung or something like that.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you just met someone, you could see
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: she had an iPhone.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, could be a dead giveaway, right?
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: Well, if anyone wants the number, I'll read it out
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: and then save it. I'm giving you time to get
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: your phone out here so you can save it in
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: your phone.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 10: But it is 0406 650 430.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Say it again.
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: 0406 650 430.
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: Now, when you text it, it comes up as green.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: But it says delivered, right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Well, that works.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I've just been given something here. I think this is
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the old rejection hotline. Have a listen.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: You've reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by RejectionHotline.com. Unfortunately, the
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: person who gave you this Rejection Hotline number did not
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: want you to have their real number. We know this sucks,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: but don't be too devastated. So why were you given
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: a Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note,
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: this could mean boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: general weirdo. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor,
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho stalker vibe, and the
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: idea of going out with you just seems as appealing
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reason... Please
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: take the hint, accept the fact that you were rejected,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: and then get over it. And please do your best
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: to forget about the person who gave you this number,
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: because trust us, they've already forgotten about you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 13: HumorHotline.com That is brutal.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: From a guy's point of view, man, that'd hurt.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: That would stink.
• 43:47
  Speaker 11: I reckon some guys, like I reckon I'd take that well,
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: but there's some guys out there that would not find
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: that funny, I reckon.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: No.
• 43:53
  Speaker 14: Oh no.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: The rejection part, I was like, oh, okay. But then
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: he went on to be like, maybe you're dumb. Maybe
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: you've got bad breath. Maybe you're a psycho. I was like, well.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: You know, the other option, of course, is you do
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: write back to the guy, but you just kind of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: give him not much. I think that's called bread crumbing.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where you just feed them a little bit of crumb,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: but you give them like one or two worded answers.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And you never commit to a date.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels mean as well.
• 44:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to speak to Jake. He's given
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: us a call. His relationship's really divided here, Amy.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: So his girlfriend wants to put a rule in place
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: over something going on at work. We're going to get
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Jake on to explain. Hello, Jake. Good morning.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jake.
• 44:32
  Speaker 15: G'day, mate.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good. What do you do for work?
• 44:35
  Speaker 15: I'm a personal trainer. I was in finance, but I
• 44:40
  Speaker 15: got a bit lucky and made a bit of money,
• 44:41
  Speaker 15: and I thought I'm going to live the Australian dream
• 44:43
  Speaker 15: and go and start my own business, work for myself.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: And so you've been PTing. I'm assuming you get all
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: different kinds of clients. What's the rule that your girlfriend's
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: put in place?
• 44:54
  Speaker 15: Well, she's basically cut off a good portion of my clientele.
• 44:58
  Speaker 15: She said I can't have female clients.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Because she's jealous, right?
• 45:05
  Speaker 15: Well, I don't know. She's never had a reason to
• 45:09
  Speaker 15: be jealous. We've been together for six years. I think
• 45:13
  Speaker 15: I'm one of the best boyfriends she's ever had. What
• 45:15
  Speaker 15: do you think she's afraid of happening?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Like, do you think that, you know, I mean, every
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: woman would probably feel uncomfortable with their partner.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Training, personal training, it's very one-on-one. It's quite handsy.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: You have to adjust, you know, them with certain movements
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: and stuff. And if, imagine, like, I'm trying to put
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: myself in your girlfriend's shoes here. I'm imagining, like, my
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: husband as a PT.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: She's a size 7.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Who's a size 7? Your girlfriend.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend.
• 45:47
  Speaker 15: That's how well I know her. She's a size 7.
• 45:50
  Speaker 15: That's how good a boyfriend I am.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Is that even a size?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's in between size 6 and 8. But
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: what does that have to do with anything?
• 45:57
  Speaker 15: I'm a good boyfriend.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, as in she's a size 7 shoe.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes.
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, right. Yeah, so you love your girlfriend, but she's what?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want you doing or teaching female clients because
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: she thinks something's going to happen. Is that what it is?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, you obviously are in a relationship and you have
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: to have trust with your partner. But that doesn't mean
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: you have to also dangle a hot little 21-year-old girl
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: in front of him.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Are they hot? Like, oh, I've got a PT. I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: think most of his clients are like 48-year-old women that
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: have had three kids.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: I know stories of girlfriends of mine who have gotten
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: off with their PT.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What are your female clients like when you had them?
• 46:44
  Speaker 15: Well, look, I'm by the beach, right? So I get
• 46:46
  Speaker 15: a lot of people who look, you know, they look good, right?
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they care about their appearance.
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: At the same time, my girlfriend's beautiful as well.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Size 7?
• 46:53
  Speaker 15: Told you.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Size 7, yeah. Size 7 shoes.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Is anyone else a size 7 here?
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: Nah, my foot's huge.
• 47:02
  Speaker 15: To me, it sounds like even more. Like, it sounds
• 47:05
  Speaker 15: worse if I have to turn female clients away.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: It's like.
• 47:08
  Speaker 15: I'm not allowed near a school or something. Like it
• 47:10
  Speaker 15: sounds worse when I have to say to them, sorry,
• 47:13
  Speaker 15: I can't have you on board.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Jake, can I ask, have you ever given her any
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: reason not to trust you in the past?
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Like have you ever kind of strayed?
• 47:23
  Speaker 15: Look, I think there was one time where she was
• 47:26
  Speaker 15: a bit worried. I was getting a bit too close
• 47:27
  Speaker 15: to a colleague of mine, but like, That was so
• 47:31
  Speaker 15: far in the past. And, you know, she met her
• 47:34
  Speaker 15: and everything was fine.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: It happened, of course.
• 47:36
  Speaker 15: But, you know, like there was a moment where she thought,
• 47:39
  Speaker 15: but like that was so long ago and she never
• 47:41
  Speaker 15: had a reason not to.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: And when you do your PT training with your clients,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Are you texting them afterwards, checking in, seeing how their
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: body's feeling, seeing how they're going with their, like, nutrition plan?
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Are you, like, in constant contact with them as well?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Because I've only done PTing once, and it was for, like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: a six-week period. But that PT constantly texts me.
• 48:04
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well, he sounds like a creep.
• 48:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 15: I do send them emails, like notifications, hey, don't forget
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: your sessions this week and all that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Sort of stuff.
• 48:16
  Speaker 15: But it's never anything like, how's your body? That sounds creepy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 15: Nothing like that. And she's got access to my phone.
• 48:23
  Speaker 15: She can pick up my phone anytime she wants and
• 48:25
  Speaker 15: have a look at it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: So she's worried about you or the other girls hitting
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: on you?
• 48:30
  Speaker 15: Look, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but
• 48:33
  Speaker 15: I'm a personal trainer for a reason.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: I look good.
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: And I can imagine... I can imagine she's a bit
• 48:38
  Speaker 15: concerned other girls paying a bit too much attention to me.
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: I think she's been a bit over the top.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: All right, mate. Well, we're going to take your calls, okay?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You might have an opinion on this. Is Jake's girlfriend
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: crazy to ban him from taking female PT clients? What
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: do you reckon?
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: 131065.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Has she got a fair point? I think it's controlling.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's controlling.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I can understand where the concern is, but I will
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: say that if a man is going to play up
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: and be a dirty dog, he's going to do it
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: in any industry, whether he's a PT or he's working
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: in bloody finance.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: That would be worse even. 131065, what do you think?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Is Jake's girlfriend crazy? She's banning him. from having female
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: PT clients. Let's take your calls on 131065. We'll chat
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to you and get your opinion right after Sean's news.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Is your girlfriend crazy? You're a PT. She doesn't want
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you having female clients, mate.
• 49:35
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's correct.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Any female? Like, what if it was a 78-year-old woman?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon she would.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I'm speaking on behalf of your girlfriend here. I would
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: say she'd probably be comfortable with anyone above the age
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: of 50.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Right, OK. But you were saying, mate, they're all, like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you do it by the beach. They're attractive women that
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you've had as clients.
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: Yes, that's correct.
• 49:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. Is it controlling? Is it too much? What do
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you think? Ashley's on air. Hello, Ashley.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Hi, Ash.
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 50:07
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I do think she is crazy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:12
  Speaker 12: Okay. My main question is, like, what does she do
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: for work? Does she work with guys?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one. Jake? Well, yeah, what does
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: your partner do?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what does your girlfriend do, Jake?
• 50:23
  Speaker 15: She is actually a sports therapist, so she's a trainer
• 50:29
  Speaker 15: for people who have sports injuries and stuff like that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: So men? Does she do it on men?
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Probably predominantly men, right?
• 50:38
  Speaker 15: She's got male clients, yes, but she also works in
• 50:42
  Speaker 15: a clinic, so it's quite an open environment where... You know,
• 50:48
  Speaker 15: it's a medical institution.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but isn't your environment open as well? Like, aren't
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: you doing your clients at a gym?
• 50:55
  Speaker 15: Yes, but, like, some of them, like, they have their own, like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 15: gyms in their buildings, and so I'll go and.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, you do, like, house visits.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: But hang on, she's doing something very similar with men,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: but she's got a problem with him doing females.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Well, you've got to imagine, remember as well, females when
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: they go to the gym, they're in their little bike
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: shorts and the little crop tops.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dress up in little things for my PT.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I bet you do. So does that change what you
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: were thinking, Ashley?
• 51:24
  Speaker 15: No, I still think it's crazy because if she can
• 51:26
  Speaker 15: work with men and work quite closely with men, even
• 51:29
  Speaker 15: if she's in an open space, she can still make relationships.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, of course.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Shane, let's get Shane's opinion on. Hey, Shane.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Hello, mate.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Hey. Yeah, I think she's crazy too.
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: I reckon she's going to get a few crazy. I've
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: been a massage therapist for 27 years.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, a massage therapist.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: And the thing is, probably you would.
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: Not losing sort of half his clients. I mean, it's
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: probably more because women are more proactive at getting things done.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's more often than not see women with PTs.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not men.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Not very often men, apart from you, but you're half female. So, yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: it would take out a big chunk of his clientele.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, man. Yeah, and you've never had like a female
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: client try and hit on you or anything, Shane?
• 52:23
  Speaker 14: No.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Well, you have at times, but, I mean, you keep
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: it professional.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Shane, have you ever had, like, a client or anyone
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: that you've massaged.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Hit on you?
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How's your wife with it?
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: Actually, yeah. I've had a couple of guys.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I've got a cousin.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: My cousin is a physiotherapist and he is 20, I
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: think he'd be about 28 now, a very good looking
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: young man. And he says eight out of 10 of
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: his clients will either hit on him physically after the
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: massage or Or they will text him afterwards or they'll
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: call the place or they'll send an email. I mean,
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: it's almost, his looks are almost a burden to his career.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: What do you think of that, Shane?
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't have that problem.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: No, he's not as good looking. Yeah, that's fine. All right, Sarah,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: what do you think?
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: Hey, Sarah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 13: Hi.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: I don't think she's crazy at all.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You don't think she's crazy. You are supporting the girlfriend,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: banning him from having female PT clients.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: Yes, because he can just work with male clients if
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: he wanted to.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: It's limiting, though. Like, it'd be limiting for me if
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, if my girlfriend said you can
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: only do radio with men. Like, what am I, just
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: me and Sean having a chat? What is this, Triple M?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: What about, I reckon maybe there could be like an
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: age limit.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, would that be a fair compromise?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be a fair compromise for Jake.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: How do you feel, Jake? Anything, you name the age, Amy.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, me. Sorry, how old are you, Jake?
• 54:07
  Speaker 15: I'm 28.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: And how old is your girlfriend?
• 54:10
  Speaker 15: She's 27.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe you can do female clients above the
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: age of 40. Hey, and to be honest, they're the
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: ones who usually are looking for a PT.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if I went to a gym now, I truthfully,
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I would lock in with a PT for maybe six weeks.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: to learn all about different machines and equipment and what
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I want to get out of going.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: To the gym. And to hit on him.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: And not to hit on Jake, no.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: But I feel like I'm more his clientele, and Jake's
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: not looking at this old Sultana. So I feel like
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: his girlfriend would feel safe.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that, Jake? Stick to older
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: female clientele.
• 54:50
  Speaker 15: Mate, look, I've been hit on before.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Like, it's not a.
• 54:56
  Speaker 15: A strange sort of situation for it to happen. And
• 54:59
  Speaker 15: I'll be honest with you, the ones that I'll probably
• 55:02
  Speaker 15: be most worried about are the ones that are, you know,
• 55:04
  Speaker 15: 40 or something and divorced.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: The coogers!
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: The thirsty coogers!
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That's true. Good on you, man. It's up to you
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: what you do with this. But a lot of people
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: are saying your girlfriend's being crazy. And last calls now
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: on 131065. Hello, Harry.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, Harry.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Hey, mate.
• 55:22
  Speaker 13: How you going?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about, man?
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Just ringing up about your person before that had
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: the missus that couldn't deal with him having female clients.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's a PT.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: PT and the girlfriend doesn't feel comfortable with him having
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: female clients.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: I fully understand that she has her own insecurities, but
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: she can't go and enforce that onto him and especially
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: his work life. You know what I mean?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: I do think it's more of a her issue.
• 55:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: She's obviously probably.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Reason I resonated with it is my missus is a
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: massage therapist.
• 55:58
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, and does she do guys?
• 56:02
  Speaker 14: 100%.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: And I know the fact that, first of all, she
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: gets hit up all the time, yeah? And then second
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: of all, I know that a lot of guys that
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: go in there are going in there for a massage for, say,
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: one butt. Also, with the intent of hitting her up,
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They might just be opportunistic. They might be getting
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: a massage.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Maybe, but I know for a fact that a lot
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: of them aren't, right? I know what guys are like, yeah?
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: And they look at her and that's why they go
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: in there, you know what I mean?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: But the reason it doesn't affect me like that is
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: because I know at the end of the day that
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: I'm the one that gets the rooter when we get home,
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
• 56:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: You could have said because I trust her, but yeah,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: You do.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: You trust her.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Though, right?
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I've got her by trust, but also I'm the
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: one that gets.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we get it. He's got a point.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: He's got a point.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Like, at the end of the day, guys can have
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: a crack at her, but she's still going home to him.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know what? A guy doesn't mind that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Because we'd prefer to have a missus who guys want
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to hit on.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: As opposed to no one's interested.
• 57:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Good on you, man. Jenny's on. Hi, Jenny. Hey, Jenny.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about?
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, I just want to make a comment about the
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: females and males of the family with their parents. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: think straight up there's a cognitive decline.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 57:26
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: If you have more girls, you're going to have more
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: of a cognitive decline. And we were trying to work
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: out why.
• 57:32
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I think it's just a sad relationship.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Boys are the opposite. It's the opposite. I got that
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: completely wrong. If you have boys, cognitive decline.
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Have you got boys, Jenny?
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: I have a daughter.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: And I've always remembered a saying, a son is your
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: son until he takes a wife. Yeah. Your daughter is
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: your daughter for the rest of your life.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is so true and I always say
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: this because I'm a daughter. I'm the daughter and I
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: make the effort with my parents and my two brothers
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: are in contact with my parents only because of their wives.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get you. The wives keep it going.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they probably, both my brothers probably spend
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: more time with their wives' side of the family.
• 58:22
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: It's true, isn't it?
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: So basically, sons are shit.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Well, they love you to the ends of the earth
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: until they don't. And then it's like when they do,
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: they find themselves a wife.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: They shift their love. Oh, I can't even think about it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: That's going to happen to you twice. No, it's not.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It's going to happen twice.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to assassinate all of my son's partners.
• 58:48
  Speaker 12: I'm joking.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: He was marrying royals. Oh, no, that's Regicide. Michael's on. Hello, Michael.
• 58:54
  Speaker 10: Hey, Michael.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Hey, Mikey.
• 58:54
  Speaker 14: How are you?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Good, mate. What do you want to say?
• 58:57
  Speaker 14: I just want to just follow up on what the
• 59:00
  Speaker 14: guy was saying about his missus being a masseuse.
• 59:02
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 14: I can't lie. That guy definitely has a chair in
• 59:06
  Speaker 14: the corner of his room.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, you think he's into watching.
• 59:10
  Speaker 14: I think he's a bit of a cuck, can't lie.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you wouldn't be okay with your missus being
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: a masseuse and massaging her.
• 59:18
  Speaker 14: Hell no. Hell no. I've heard stories from my friends
• 59:23
  Speaker 14: who have been PTs. They've trained married women, girls in relationships.
• 59:28
  Speaker 14: I'm sure it's vice versa as well, but I'm sorry.
• 59:31
  Speaker 14: You do not know what goes on behind those closed
• 59:34
  Speaker 14: doors when you're not there.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Is it about the fact that it's intimate and you're
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: wearing little clothes and you're like, what is it? Because
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: you can just get it on with the guy over
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: there in the office.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it's also about the fact that, yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: in summer and stuff, girls are in little bike shorts,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: little crop tops. You're in close proximity to each other
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: with lesser clothes on. There's little touchy-feely, like nothing inappropriate,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: but there's always the little touches.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Plus you're exercising, so the endorphins are pumping.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Whereas if I took up piano lessons with a female
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: piano teacher, you're not going to get it on.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe you would if she was a good sort and blonde.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Are there many good sort piano teachers?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think they all look like
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Susan Boyle.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry if there's any hot piano teachers listening.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: All right, tomorrow, Ali Langdon from A Current Affair is
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: dropping by. Oh, it turns out one of the guys
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: on the team has a big crush on her.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: On Ali Langdon.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Well, it can't be the gay Zayn, so who's it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: going to be? Okay, we'll find out tomorrow.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You got one of these mum dilemma to the group
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: chat things.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:00:39
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• 1:00:51
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