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Sunday Morning | Son of a Boy Dad #246 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy. That podcast today It is October
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  Speaker 3: twenty seventh, It is eleven a m Sunday. First ever.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's the first ever Sunday morning recording of Son.
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  Speaker 7: Of a Boy that podcast.
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  Speaker 2: So you got a man talk ball yet you guys
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  Speaker 2: caught me coming right from Mass I know crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you were a lass guy like that me.
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  Speaker 7: Neither. Do you do this every Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't miss one bro thirtieth Sunday of the year.
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Thirtieth Sunday, bro thirtieth Sunday in the year of Our Lord.
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  Speaker 2: You should have heard today's reading. It would have knocked
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  Speaker 2: you boys off your fucking asses.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel like you did something on Forgivable
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  Speaker 3: Now all of a sudden, you're going back to mass
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  Speaker 3: what like like maybe making a man uproot his life
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  Speaker 3: and move to New York City.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't realize you were one of them.
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  Speaker 3: No, I really doubt I haven't paid attention to that
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you have it.
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  Speaker 3: I really have it. I just I know I know
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  Speaker 3: the bare minimum.
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to go double platinum in the bar stool
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  Speaker 2: read it. Oh my god, it's amazing. Hopefully this comes out.
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  Speaker 2: Will this come out tomorrow? Where this come out Tuesday
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  Speaker 2: regularly Tuesday. Yeah, we can put it out either either way,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. Well, it's I mean, I'm voting for
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  Speaker 2: Tait to stay in Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, all right, well then we'll put it
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  Speaker 3: out Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: What do you voted for me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't planning on voting.
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  Speaker 7: Is that?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it's something I should do?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 2: The voter ID laws are basically set up that you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to fucking you're gonna have to do something.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the the dossier. I've already been registered.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking about voting a couple of times. I
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  Speaker 3: just voted for the election, like the actual election.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 10: I went in, I went in line ten times. No
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  Speaker 10: one checked once, just kept writing down different names.
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  Speaker 2: Kay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually did ten for Trump, ten for Kamala.
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  Speaker 3: Just canceled them.
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  Speaker 2: Out for boots just for the fun of it, because
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  Speaker 2: why not, just because no voter ID laws. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the system's broken.
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  Speaker 3: Guy either way, especially a white male like myself. No
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  Speaker 3: one was even looking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you probably skated past there. Yeah, it was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Where where is that? Where is that in the East village?
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  Speaker 2: You just have a polling place right there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah I did. I did ten in person,
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  Speaker 3: and then I did twenty mail in ballots.
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  Speaker 7: That's so much mail.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was mailing for my friends. They couldn't
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  Speaker 3: make it to the post office.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me, these are my boys. We put together a
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  Speaker 2: fucking potluck, a voter.
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  Speaker 7: Job, Rob says Trump. Okay, one, what.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they're gonna do with like the obvious
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  Speaker 2: database of phone numbers that they have to like spam
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  Speaker 2: text people. Because there's not like the spam text messages
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  Speaker 2: are going to stop. Like they have our our data,
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  Speaker 2: they have our numbers, and they have access to us
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  Speaker 2: at all times. It's not like they're about to slow
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  Speaker 2: it down.
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  Speaker 3: They'll probably sell the phone numbers to like the Funny Bone,
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  Speaker 3: and then they'll have them be able to promote shows
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  Speaker 3: through it.
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  Speaker 10: For like, when I'm having an awfully light weekend, they'll
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  Speaker 10: send out two hundred thousand text messages.
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  Speaker 11: Hey Patriot, want to go to magoobish, dude, I haven't
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  Speaker 11: gotten I don't know why I haven't gotten a single
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  Speaker 11: text I get.
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  Speaker 2: I probably have gotten twelve texts since we just sat down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone keeps talking about how many texts are getting
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  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten one from Trump or Kamala.
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  Speaker 7: I've been responding stop to all of them. Really, then
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  Speaker 7: they say, okay, we've been removed you from the spinsters
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  Speaker 7: for Kamala Anti Defamation League. It means for you know,
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  Speaker 7: fucking aerobatic exercise bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that Trump's doing MSG today? So he's
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  Speaker 3: doing around?
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  Speaker 4: Is he?
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  Speaker 7: Actually?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea. I was looking at it though
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  Speaker 3: apparently tickets are free, you just sign up. I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking about going.
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  Speaker 2: I keep on seeing online these like Australian people and
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  Speaker 2: like British people who recount their experience going to a
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  Speaker 2: Trump rally, and it's kind of nice to see it
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  Speaker 2: through somebody else's eyes. They seem like they're pretty fired
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  Speaker 2: up about it. Oh but I don't know if I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I got NBA centled. But is Tony
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  Speaker 2: Hitchcliff is going to be speaking at the rally? I
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  Speaker 2: heard that. I don't know. I probably got centled.
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  Speaker 3: You got you got sent told a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: And we never we did not Yeah about uh? I
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  Speaker 2: mean it doesn't even matter at this point. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: anything I see online. I'm reporting his news it's not
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  Speaker 2: on me. I could be the discerning source of fucking
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  Speaker 2: fact checking. If it's making it across my desk, I'm
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  Speaker 2: assuming that whoever put it there is fucking being honest
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  Speaker 2: with me. So Uh, Tony hinchcliff is uh was banging
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  Speaker 2: Cardi B while she was nine months pregnant? Is the
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  Speaker 2: official word that I got.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, just make football with with news.
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  Speaker 2: We're at the talk. Oh yeah, what what'd you do
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  Speaker 2: last night? Francis?
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  Speaker 7: I drank ten beers?
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  Speaker 3: Ten beers is not a Also, when you texted, you
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  Speaker 3: were like, just hit ten, bro, you hit five. Six hours.
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  Speaker 3: Prior to that, you were averaging No, no.
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  Speaker 7: No, an hour. That's that's not right. There's no way
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  Speaker 7: that's right. You're making that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything because I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: really feel like shaming you for yours I.
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  Speaker 7: Had by the time I sent you the I I
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  Speaker 7: just hid ten things. I had had ten a while
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  Speaker 7: before that, but I hadn't reported it.
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  Speaker 3: Supposedly, I mean, I was supposed to trust that I
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  Speaker 3: was fine, Yeah, you only had ten beers.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would be if you told me how you
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  Speaker 7: thought I might feel after ten beers versus how I
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  Speaker 7: actually felt I was very I don't really know why
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  Speaker 7: I set it up the way I just said it, but.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, tell where you were. I think it's way more
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  Speaker 2: interesting if you just had ten beers on your couch
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  Speaker 2: or in your hotel room. I think that's significantly less
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  Speaker 2: interesting than the actual circumstance you were in. Because you
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  Speaker 2: were at a sweet costume party. Your costume looked fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you were at the cast to Castle. I went
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  Speaker 7: to Shane Gillis had a Halloween party and we everyone
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  Speaker 7: had to wear costumes. And I went to Spirit Halloween
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  Speaker 7: and walked in and the first rack had a Chucky
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  Speaker 7: costume and I saw that the guy on the cover
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  Speaker 7: of the costume box had the exact same hair that
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  Speaker 7: I do for Chucky. So I just thought, well, that's easy.
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  Speaker 7: I won't even have to wear a wig, and I
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  Speaker 7: just went as Chucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your costume was great.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: No, that felt like one that you might have like
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  Speaker 3: done hundred times because it fits so well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was pretty spot on, pretty easy, and we
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  Speaker 7: had a lot of fun. But I was trying to
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  Speaker 7: drink beer for beer with Shane. That was my goal
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  Speaker 7: and we that's right, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Do that every night, just by myself, I go, how
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  Speaker 3: many would Shane have?
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  Speaker 7: Right now? I kept pace with him. In fact, I
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  Speaker 7: actually overtook him because he went to have a hot
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  Speaker 7: chicken sandwich. He hired a food truck to sit in
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  Speaker 7: the in the parking lot or the driveway and make
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  Speaker 7: it was a hot chicken. It was amazing the food,
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  Speaker 7: and she went to get his chicken sandwich. I actually
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  Speaker 7: overtook him on the beer count, but then I got
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  Speaker 7: to ten and I irish goodbye because I knew I
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  Speaker 7: would if I said I am going, they would have
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  Speaker 7: been like, you're not done drinking beers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked fun. The costumes were great. I love
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  Speaker 3: a good costume party where everyone tries.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, people tried. Yeah, Dan, Soda and Katie were the
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  Speaker 7: runaway hit costume. I would say they went as the
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  Speaker 7: Wet Bandits from Home Alone and they just they did
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  Speaker 7: everything to the nines. Yeah. Dan had the iron that
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  Speaker 7: fucking McCauley culkin presses against his face or whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that was really good.
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  Speaker 2: That's also some good costumes. I saw that picture. Who
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  Speaker 2: else had some American classics? Who was under represented? Who
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  Speaker 2: was there? Give us all the details. I want this
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  Speaker 2: to be treated like a fucking TMZ report of everything
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  Speaker 2: that happened at this exclusive comedy Halloween party.
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  Speaker 3: I saw Billy did blackface. That's always a fun one, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That was the running joke. Billy came as a raisin
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  Speaker 3: and he bought this ostros raising costume on Etsy that
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  Speaker 3: had no hole for his face, there was no.
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  Speaker 7: Like he was. He was looking sideways out of one
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  Speaker 7: of the eyes, so in order to talk to you,
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  Speaker 7: he had to turn so that he could look out
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  Speaker 7: the right eye at you. And then I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 7: how are you drinking? Are you drinking through the aishole?
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  Speaker 7: And he goes, no, I just bring my arms into
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  Speaker 7: the costume. And anytime you see me tilt back like this,
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  Speaker 7: they a slip of my.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 7: And he was so defenseless and people just kept coming
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  Speaker 7: up to him and sort of like boxing him in
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  Speaker 7: the stomach and he couldn't see them coming, so you know.
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  Speaker 7: And also.
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  Speaker 12: He had to support the costume with his own head,
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  Speaker 12: like all the weight of the entire costume was just
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  Speaker 12: resting on his head. And he said halfway through the
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  Speaker 12: party had so much neck pain that he had to
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  Speaker 12: take it off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that was really fun. But Keever came as
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  Speaker 7: a priest. That was pretty funny. Why is that fine?
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  Speaker 2: I just saw a priest this morning. Yeah, he was
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  Speaker 2: seemed like a normal guy.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, it was just it was just strange
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  Speaker 7: to see someone as a priest at like a Halloween party.
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  Speaker 7: I guess I feel like I don't see that very often.
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  Speaker 3: It felt no costume. I just don't get what's the
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  Speaker 3: funny part about that.
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  Speaker 7: Here's what we'll do, sas next year. I'll try to
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  Speaker 7: get you an invite so that you can see it
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  Speaker 7: for yourself, and then maybe I'll have a better understanding
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  Speaker 7: of your own boots on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I started biking and then I got four hours
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  Speaker 3: in I got a flat and I had to turn.
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  Speaker 3: I was literally on the turnpike and I had to
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: swing back because I was running out of miles on
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  Speaker 3: my Silver City bike.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I got a story. That's not a I won't
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  Speaker 7: tell a story. I'll stop prefacing stories with this. But
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  Speaker 7: I got in trouble and for doing something weird, and
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  Speaker 7: I want you guys to tell me how weird do
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  Speaker 7: you think this is? Because Shane was giving me a
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  Speaker 7: lot of shit for it.
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  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis was something just like, really bad you look.
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  Speaker 3: So I was just grabbing asses at the party and
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  Speaker 3: Shane pulls me aside. He says, that's not cool.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I heard a bunch of kids into the basement and
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  Speaker 2: I just.
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  Speaker 3: I said, Shane, come down, Starrius, You're gonna fucking love this.
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  Speaker 7: Here's what happened. So I went over there early. The
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  Speaker 7: party started at like eight o'clock, and I went over
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  Speaker 7: to his house at four and he told me to
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  Speaker 7: come because I had to pick up his costume as well.
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  Speaker 7: I had to pick up something for him at Spirit Alloween.
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  Speaker 7: So I went over there early and thought maybe I
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  Speaker 7: can help them get sent up in or whatever. And
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  Speaker 7: when I arrived, Shane was not home. He had run
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  Speaker 7: out to get trash bags and ice and some other
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  Speaker 7: things for his errand or whatever. So his girlfriend was there,
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  Speaker 7: and then this other woman, this older woman whose name
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  Speaker 7: was fran Franchie, that was her real name, and she
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  Speaker 7: they were setting up and they were in the sort
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  Speaker 7: of like area where the party was going to be,
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  Speaker 7: which was a couple like one hundred yards away from
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  Speaker 7: the house. And I said do you want any help?
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  Speaker 7: And they said no, And so then I said, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to just sit in a chair in front
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  Speaker 7: of the house and read a book. I found nineteen
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  Speaker 7: eighty four by George Orwell in Shane's house and I
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  Speaker 7: was just sitting down reading it and it was like
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  Speaker 7: three or four o'clock and there was this lovely sunlight
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  Speaker 7: that was coming in through the trees, and I thought
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  Speaker 7: I could use a little sun, and so I took
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  Speaker 7: my shirt off and sat in the chair and read
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  Speaker 7: the book. And when Shane got home, his girlfriend told
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  Speaker 7: that I had taken my shirt off to read a book,
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  Speaker 7: and he came up to me and he goes, did
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  Speaker 7: you take your shirt off while my girlfriend was here?
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  Speaker 7: And it was just like the two of you guys,
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  Speaker 7: and I was like, I there was also another woman here,
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  Speaker 7: and he locked the door on me as like a joke.
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  Speaker 7: But I couldn't come in the house. And I don't
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  Speaker 7: really know how angry he was or how big of
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  Speaker 7: a problem it was, but in hindsight, I guess it
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  Speaker 7: was pretty weird. I just didn't even I didn't even
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  Speaker 7: see them, and I wanted to get a little bit
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  Speaker 7: of sun and they were so far away that it
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  Speaker 7: was I thought it would be fine.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do with the sunlight?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was just getting a little bit of sun.
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  Speaker 7: In fact, I had it on my back, so I
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  Speaker 7: was facing the other way.
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  Speaker 2: You're facing the windows of the house.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: I was facing It was coming in sideways, and I
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: was facing along like away from wherever the ladies were.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: That's fucking insane. That's like one of the craziest things
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I've ever heard. Yeah, if I got home and I
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: if I got home and I had a girl at
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: my house and and I got home and you were
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: outside shirtless, I'd start throwing stuff around the house.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I've taken out on her.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I get it in hindsight, But like again,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: I wasn't doing it to be a creep. I thought
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: I was completely alone, and it was we'reund the country
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: and he's got this house that has all this land,
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: and I was like sitting in an orchard basically reading
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: nineteen eighty four. It was really pleasant and it was
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: such a nice temperature.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: What was frand Francia's.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: They were doing? They were setting up the party. They
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: were like way over in the in the in the house,
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: the sort of like garage. Yeah, they were on the
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: area that the party was going to be in, they.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Were in the safe room. They were probably as far
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: possibly as they could be in the house.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: They were slam in the panic button.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Shane, get home now.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Look, it was a bad look, and he gave
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: me some shift for it, and I felt bad. I wasn't.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: It's just one of those things I wasn't even thinking about,
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that's a big of a deal,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: but I think I think low key a little bit
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: not quite as crazy of a move, but a little
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: bit less crazy is just peeling another man's book off
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: their shelf and just cracking it open from scratch, Like
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: did you start in the middle, or did you started
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: at page one? I started cracked into orwell.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: I started page one. I had so much time to
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: kill and I didn't want to just sit on my
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: phone playing chess like I've been doing for fucking the
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: last two weeks, which is resulting in me having crazy
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: screen time.
• 20:00
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: I went into his house and he only had two
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: books in there, and they were both like up on
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: the mantle. They were just out in the open, and
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I saw it was nineteen eighty four and The Grapes
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: of Wrath by John Steinback and I picked up nineteen
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: eighty four. It's pretty good. I'm going to reread it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: I haven't read it since like high school. I've never
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: read it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, the parallels today are cannibal. Yeah, the parallels today
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: are uncanning. I think it like chapter sixteen, Tony Hitchcliffe
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: goes to the round at Square Guard. It's a one
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: for one prophecy of what's actually happening in the world,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: super comparing.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: They're comparing the Trump rally at MSG to the when
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: the KKK did the rally.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: There, no, the Nazi it was the Nazis and thirty eight.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they packed it out a shout.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: It was like a basketball game in Serbia. They're like
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: lighting paper towel rolls on fire and throwing them on
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the court. They're playing Zombie Nation and the fucking Nazis
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: were going crazy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Dude, I just saw a clip of that Serbian basketball
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: team's home court. Oh, yeah's sick. That is the coolest
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: basketball vibe I've ever seen anywhere in professional sports.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were saying that that the American League is cooked.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: The Clippers are trying to do that. So the dude,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: see Balmer, who owns the Clippers, yea, the software guy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: He he built a new arena for them, and there's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: like he calls it the wall, and it's first come,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: first serve. You stand behind the basket. Everybody's supposed to
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: be rowdy. And he was there in the first game
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: just going nuts, like I don't know if you've ever
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: seen him at his like Ted Talker type of things
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: that they did in the mid nineties, where he was
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: just autistically swinging his arms and sweating from his arm,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: piss through like a blue Oxford shirt or something like that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Here's a complete spash, But I think it they're trying
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: to make it into a thing. And they also they
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: kick out fans of other teams, so if you're going
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: there with like a Lebron jersey or something, you'll get
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: kicked out of the stadium.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Fuck yeah. I mean, I've long thought that the fact
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: that we allow away fans to sit integrated with our
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: home fans for sporting events in this country is a
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: sign of the fact that we are just fucking weak
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: when it comes to our sports fandom, Because in every
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: other fucking country, when you go to a sporting event.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: There's a section for the away fans and a section
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: for the home fans, and God forbid that they should
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: mix because it would absolutely violence every single time.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I can't believe we even let them drink from the
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: same water fountains.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I went and saw I went and saw Liverpool
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: play Man City at anfield in Liverpool, and I remember
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: that in bet like at halftime you went in down
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: below the seats and you're basically like to get a
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: drink or whatever. And even the concourse that ringed around
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: the stadium was you know, you could walk all the
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: way around and then where the fans, the away fans
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: section was, the part of the concourse that they were
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: allowed access to was cordoned off between the rest of
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: the concourse with like a heavy wire, metal kind of
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: cage fence that went from Florida ceiling, so you could
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: see them and you could scream at each other. But
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: they were like no touchings through, Yeah, exactly, no touchy touchy.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Those are even probably tame compared to countries that, like
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: h don't have anything, you know what I mean, You
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: know how some countries, like an impoverished country will kill
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: the referee or they'll like knock the stadium down in
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: a fit of passion, or yeah, flair and torches and
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: ship like that. They're fucking dead serious about it, and like, uh,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: yeah that yoruboy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Did you guys watch the World Series last night.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: A little bit? Yeah?
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: You see that that second to last out for the Yankees,
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: the strikeout.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I saw that happen. I said to my friends. I
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: was like, if you were in another country, they would
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: have killed you for that. They would have just shot
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: you in the head in the center of the in
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: the diamonds. They would have taken you to the pitcher's
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: mound at the end of the game and shot you
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: in the back of the head.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I think they're trying to normalize it a little bit
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: like riots by fans. Like at the Ohio State game
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: yesterday they were throwing bottles onto the field. I feel
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: like there's been a couple of games recently where they
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: start throwing bottles. Are you mewing right now?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm mewing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You got just catch you mid mule.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: You caught me mid meal. Move on, he was that
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: move past it a little full on you boy.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I had never caught you that, bro. You thought you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: were in the privacy of your own home.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: You just never can't get caught mewing on on zoom devastating.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: It's worse than the CNN anchor who got caught jerking off.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Little Sas is going to lose his position. Stand up
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: right now. I want to see if you're jelkick stand up.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I want to see if you have a weight to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: test to your penis.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Like a fucking walks stretching my dick three feet long. Tense, guys,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: my penis is stretched to triple its natural length.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what have you been up to, SaaS?
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Where you been? Man?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: What a week it's been for me? I uh well,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I was on the road from Sunday to Thursday. Four flights,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: four days brutal do not recommend. Still exhausted, Still feel
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: like I have not caught up on sleep.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: But what was the itinerary? What give us the day
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: by day?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Drove to Burlington on Sunday, flew to Philly on Monday,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: flew back to Burlington on Tuesday, flew to Chicago on Wednesday,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: flew home on Thursday night. God damn yeah. And then
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Black Op six came out at midnight on Thursday, played
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: until four am, and then it's just been it's just
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: been like I'm not gonna I can't play today. I
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: gotta take a break because I don't believe.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: I don't believe that there's a world where you're not
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: going to play today. No.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: We we got off last night and we were like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: I'm not playing tonight tomorrow because we played for too
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: long last night. We played during the day and then
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: Mooke had a spot, so we took like a three
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: hour break and then we got back on around nine,
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: got off at three and uh man, we we we
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: were playing just normal and then we got into it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: We got into zombies. We tried out zombies because that's
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: like the new that's in the New Call of Duty,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: and I haven't played zombies in years, and we ended up
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: getting so we got into like level like like forty,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: and then we just like gave up because we were like, dude,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I can't, I can't do this anymore.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Your eyes were bleeding.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: It was like we were playing with a fucking random
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: dude and me and my buddy Peters both had him
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: muted and Mike was talking to him the entire time,
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: and move thought that we were Yeah, Muke thought we
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: were all gonna unmute him, and only he did, and uh, dude,
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: it just got to.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: A point where we were like, we were literally like
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I can't, I can't do this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: It talking to a stranger for four hours is insane.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: It's like being trapped in at uber right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Having the conversation like never going on your phone. Yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: why did you abandon your brother like that? That's a
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: bad sign if I'm playing fucking old's war game with you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: If you literally left your your brother bleeding on the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: battlefield as he had to have a conversation with a stranger.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Well, ay, because I'm the best player on the team,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: so I don't really need to be gone to columns
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: with anybody. But uh, I mean, dude, let me let
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: me read you these eliminations. Took a photo because it
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: was like it was a.
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: Historic run for me, so me I had tooth. I
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: killed two one hundred and thirty five zombies. Uh, the
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: random dude killed one thousand, Matt killed fifteen hundred, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: Mook killed nine hundred and forty one.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I'd overdouble the.
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: Amount of kills that Mouk had. I mean, I was
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: just putting on a clinic the zombie came to have
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: a chance against me.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: He was director of communications, bro. You had a yap
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: in the entire time. He couldn't even focus on the game.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Of course, you were doing better than him. You had
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: his handstock, did weight on his fucking eckles. Once you
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: get to hour three on zombies, it's like you're just numb.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Like we weren't even speaking. It was just silent, just
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: like going through the motions of just killing more and
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: more zombies.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: And then dude, I got off and I was like,
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: I think we might have like set the world record there.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: And then I looked it up and some dude died
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: at level two hundred and fifty six and we.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Died at forty. So it's like, if you go to
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty six, that means you must have
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: been playing the game for over thirty hours straight, just
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: like a consistent because you can't.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Mean you you have like an ivy. You have an
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: ivy of mountain dew. Yeah, you're doing that. Yes, you
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: have an ivy of mountain dew code right going right
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: into your blood street exactly like a hanging apparatus that
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: has a vape in front of your mouth.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like a harmonica.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and dude, you you like billy. You can't pause it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Once you start zombies, you are locked in until you're done.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: As can you question? So first of all, can you
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: can you pause zombies? No?
• 29:59
  Speaker 13: No?
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: What caused? What caused the zombies to mutate into zombies?
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: What was the sort of pandemic origin story for these beings?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure. In the I don't know in this one.
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: I know in the old ones they were Nazis, they
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: were Nazi zombies, but I think this one's a little
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: too futuristic for them to be Nazi zombies. I'm not
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: I'm not quite sure, but I think maybe if you
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: play the campaign, you'll figure out why they're zombies. I
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: feel like that's been in the old campaigns, but I'm
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: not really No, God, where's the base?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: What? What? What time of what? What? Like year?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Is it based like nineteen ninety iraq?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Cool? So before it was before the Wugan lab. So
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: it's they're not COVID zombies. That'll be a good one.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: That'll be a fun call of duty when that comes out. Eventually,
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: there's Saddambis Yeah, there's Sadambies and momarg Edaphbies. I guess
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: it's I haven't played the camp and I don't really
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: know too much about about what where, what they what
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: takes place.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: I was reading about the campaign. I was reading about
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: the campaign.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: What'd you read? Uh?
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: It's said that, uh, basically Black Ops six. You know,
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: this game is going to be the new and improved
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: of the Black Ops major improvements on Black Ops five
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: and SaaS. Is it still the case that there are
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: two different like developing companies that make Call of Duty
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: and one of them really knows how to make it good,
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: and then the other one is bad, So every other
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: game is good and bad. Uh?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Kind of it depends on how you think. I mean,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: there's like Act Division and then there's Trey Arc. I'm
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: trying to think of what the is that both of them.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Did you actually read about this for instance?
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: No, I have never been less interested in the topic.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Oh no, by Activision. They're developed by Infinity Ward and
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: then Trey Arc and then Sledgehammer Games.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: The in fact that you've got Sadambies out of something
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: that you don't give a fuck about is pretty damn good.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm just here to riff.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: You know, Black Ops six is Trey Arc. People like
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: the Trey Arc games more than the other ones. I
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: think that's right.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: That's what I read. Yeah, No, that's what I was
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: told too, because the Trey Arc ones are truer to
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: the character and they have better graphic development and storylines. Yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: they have.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Better graphics, and they're also just they run smoother, smoother interface.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You know, you know how it goes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Osama bin Landi's to be honest, it doesn't work.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: It sounds like a.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Six has we wanted to play Black Ops six.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I had a feeling we're going to talk you right
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: into it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: No, I can't. I gotta take a break. Also, balls
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: on and hour and fifteen. Let's get real. I've been
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: waiting all day. I've been waiting all day for Sunday
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Sunday one.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Football on TV. We're going to have fun.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, Jack, it's effect that show's back in town. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: love that song. I love that song, and I love
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: the concert, like the Fake concert. I listen to that
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: song every day. It's in my workout playlist.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Who sings it? It's almost like a mark of how
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: interchangeable the female country stars are that they're just like
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: randomly that they could just go from Carrie Underwood to
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: fucking Miranda Lambert or like whoever whoever sings all these songs.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: It's still Carry Underwood.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's still Carry Underwood. Crack Tea, Jack's Fat
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Show is back in town. What's the Monday what's the
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Monday Night football one?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: It's I've been waiting. I've been waiting a day for
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Monday Night. See, I don't understand that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: I've been like, that's what it should be because I've
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: never waiting all day for Sunday night because the Sunday
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: night game always sucks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting all day for one pm on Sunday.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Monday Night?
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Probably what's the most coveted sort of major primetime slot
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: for football. I think it is Sunday Night football. I
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: think it's that more than more than Monday Night.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's Monday because Sunday there's
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: so much football on. By the end of the day
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: sometimes you're like I don't even really feel like watching
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: the primetime game, and then Monday it's like you worked
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: and then like at the end of the night, you're
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: like Oh shit, there's football on tonight. Let's watch the
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: football game.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Guys. Were October.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I've been waiting all day for Monday night.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: I think October went the fastest of any month I've
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: ever experien into my whole life.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it did really go by fast.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Sad because I don't like November very much.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: November sucks. November is such a fucking dud. Thanksgiving fucking terrible.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I love thank God for Global Warming because we're gonna
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: have an eighty degree November and it's gonna be incredible.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: We're giving.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving is one of my two favorite holidays.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: I love Thanksgiving.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Thanksgiving the fourth of July.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: I'm not as excited about Thanksgiving this year because typically
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: we do it and my family's house in Florida, and
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: that house is now gone.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Destroyed by Milton.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got washed away.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It actually was it like Milton tough.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: Have I not talked to you guys about this? Our
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: house is fucked.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I was just gonna I was gonna make a Milton joke.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: Complete the whole the whole front of the house got
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: ripped off. It looks like an open faced sandwich.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: There's more space, so more space. For you to pop
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: your shirt off and son out front.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I could read my book and piece out there.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: That's exactly right. I got.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: A documentary about a dude who started a fishing lodge
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: in the Bahamas and and his his whole entire lodge
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: was destroyed by a hurricane.
• 36:25
  Speaker 13: Too.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I watched and I said, this reminds me of Francis.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: It's called it's called A thousand Casts. It's a very
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: good documentary. It's on Delta.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: I've seen that. I've seen that one.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: It's about fly fishing.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Imagine your last Thanksgiving, Imagine your last year's Thanksgiving.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: Compared to this one, I saw a different documentary, one
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: thousand Casts. It was a compendium of the one thousand
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: greatest sitcom ensemble. Right. It was about the say number
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: one Friends, Number one was Friends.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: It's about the best podcast that comedians have done.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: About Rogan's one thousandth episode.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: Dogs. This dog just this dog just opened the door, came,
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: where are you that ship? I'm at my friend's house.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: They have this have this enormous dog.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: It's a little guy named Hingecliff. That's where he is
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: right now. Is that Hingecliff's palace?
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: Hinchcliff manor.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, but yeah, friends, your last Thanksgiving
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: you were fully married and had a house in Florida.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Goddamn deep cuts.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to come at you. That's it's uh,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: it's just you're I don't know how you could still
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: love Thanksgiving.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: It's just. If there's anything I've learned, it's that, you know,
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: you smile and shake my hand with one hand, and
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: then you go right to Dave and you say. You
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: know what it'd be funny is if we made Francis
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: and his ex wife get back together, and we should
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: vote on it. What do you say we vote on
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: them getting back together.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Against their will?
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: If all he wants to talk about is how sad
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: he is about his divorce, then maybe we should just
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: make I'm getting weather.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: That would be an awesome video. That's content be there.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the fastball, that's ninety nine on the black
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Right right. It wouldn't have been my idea, but if
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: that's what the people want, we'll set up a vote.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah he passes the buck to me. That's fucking amazing.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Thanksgiving great time of the year. I guess
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: I personally love it. And this year gonna have an
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: even better view of the ocean because the front of
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: the house is gone. So we'll be doing it. You know,
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: it'll be I mean, it'll be either an amazing view
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: or we're going to be looking out at the ocean
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: through like duct tape and the type of temporary setup
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: that you often see on the front windows of like
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: very bad cars.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the trash bag windows for your house.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, trash bag windows on the house lightly blowing in
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: the breeze, making this sounds that a person makes when
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: you see a mob hit where they kill them by
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: putting a plastic bag over their head.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: A mouse shaping suppocation.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: That's gonna be fun.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I like the idea of you guys having dinner, but
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: like one half of the table is just like split
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: in half, so half of the people are sitting on
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: the floor, but you guys are just like nothing happened.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Mmmmm, So where are you gonna go? Are you going
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: to go to Florida and just go to a different
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: property down there?
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure yet. I actually don't know if like
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: what we're doing exactly. My sister's uh, my sister's pregnant
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: and very pregnant, so I don't think they're gonna be
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: able to travel. You sister me, just go to them. Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: I actually have two sisteranger, one who lives around d C,
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: which you know about, and then another one who lives elsewhere.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: The Lone boy, the lone the loan Elvis.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Men, we're very curious about this second sister.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: You would be freak.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pop my shirt off in front of her
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: and read.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would, except you don't read.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Or take your Yesterday About books.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: Take your pants off and listen to an audio book?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Just looking to get some sun? You don't mind if
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I pull my cock out in your on yard?
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: Do you.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Crazy?
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you you were.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: One step away. You were one step away from that,
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: just going full cock out. You don't mind if I
• 41:12
  Speaker 10: get my my bird a little sunshine? Do you looks
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: like it looks like Shane might be stuck in some traffic?
• 41:20
  Speaker 10: And you don't mind if I.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Give you what fifteen minutes to sun my cock to study.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Shane's not gonna be back for at least an hour.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: You don't mind if I pop the top?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Do you pop the top?
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Let her breathe, sas, when was the last time you
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: took your shirt off? And like around people?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Oh years, years, I genuinely don't know. Wow, I don't
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: take my shirt off in front of myself. I have
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: to put I have to put fucking tape over the
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: over the mirror in the bathroom before I get in
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: the shower.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Tape over your nipples.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: He uses the the shower curtain as like a bathrobe.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: He just shrouds himself in the shower curtain unlets the
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: water run down the inside of it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I have a blackout shower curtain, like pouring.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Hot sauce down a fucking cheesy Gordia crunch trap. Oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: speaking of, guess what we did? Sas, guess what Ronan?
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Something fucking dumb?
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Probably we stopped at Wendy's on the way back from Philly.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, how was that?
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: At like eleven o'clock maybe even midnight? We stopped at Wendy's.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Wendy's. Is that's a day ruiner?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Well? The other option was Taco Bell.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Taco Bell over Wendy's every time, dude, are as far
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: as day ruining, Yeah, Taco Bell is a life ruiner?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: About Bell is just no dog.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Wendy's is dog food.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: No Wens was right choice. Ass, you you.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Get like three soft tacos, just seasoned beef, lettuce, tomato,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: that you're gonna feel better, so much better than you
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: will if you have Wendy's.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: We didn't feel I didn't feel great after the Wendy's.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: I I was just sort of following Roan's lead because
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: you know, I haven't eaten I haven't eaten that since
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: probably in probably like twenty twenty years. I would say, yeah,
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: that's not true.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: You were starving on the way home.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: And.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: I knew I was willing. I was willing to, really
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: willing to fast.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Stopped home, the three of us went out to dinner,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: and they did it bring our dinner out.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: That is what happened.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: We did forget about that.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: That was what happened.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: That was unbelievable.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, and also at that dinner we were at,
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: I was telling Sass about how my second sister just
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: passed away, and he was so mad that they were
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: not bringing our food out. He was like, dude, I
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: just don't get where the food is. It's Monday night.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: I was somebody in here.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I was so unbelievably hungry, and we order crying. Though yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I know, but I mean at a certain point, the
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: hunger takes over.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: There were other people at the bar passing their martini
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: glasses under my chin in order to make them DIRTI
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: or martinis from my songer tears.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hunger is really the only the only feeling that
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: you get that can really just make you be like,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: like you don't give a fuck about anything else beside
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: besides for you. Like if you were, like my sister
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: died and I was starving, I'd be like, that sucks,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: but we really got to eat, dude, I'm fucking starving
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: No, I would say. Another feeling is grief, and I
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: had grief from her passing, and that made me not
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: care about anything else.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I'd hunger. Hunger takes grief nine times out of ten.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: If you're really hungry, if you're really grieving, if you're
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: really never really grieve, you're starving, you're starving.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: He's never really grieved in this scenario. I was so upset.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I've been grieving my whole life. Brother, I said, I.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Said, I don't even care if I get hit by
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: a car right now. I don't care, and I wasn't, like,
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: I don't I've never been so hungry that I wouldn't
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: care if I got hit by a car.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Dude, I've been hungry to the point that if I
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: got hit by a car, I would just bounce back
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: up and try and find the closest food spot. I'd
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: pop up like a fucking cockroach that you just stepped on.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Like a hopeless person, like a possom.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I go, where's the fucking food?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Just walking on two broken legs. And the problem was
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Francis and I ordered appetizers, but I think it one
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: of them was like a deep fried like mush mushroom mushroomed,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: and what was the other one? I it was like
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: a stay car. So so Sas couldn't touch either of them.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: No, I was like, I was like, I'm just gonna
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I'm starving. I'm just gonna wait for my burger. Like
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I just ordered a burger. I'll just wait for that.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: And then at least we got an hour go by.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: We had cocktails.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I was just club soda and and SaaS thought that
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: those were our main dishes. So he was getting double
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: mad because he was like they just brought out your
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: on trays and didn't bring me ship with.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: It was like thirty minutes had passed, and I was like,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: are they not going to bring out my burger? And
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: then the worst thing is when when we asked they
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: got We asked the bar tender. We're like, hey, just
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: checking in on the food. It's been like an hour
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: and uh, and then he goes, I'll go check with
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: the chef and then he comes back and he goes,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: it's looking like it's going to be another fifteen, which
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: that just makes we forgot about the order. We literally
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: have not started making it yet.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: It hadn't started and all wrote and I ordered to
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: lake trout, and it was really like, I don't understand
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: why that would take very long. It doesn't take that
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: long to cook lake lake trout.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Like, you can't use lake trout. We've been over this.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: You can't use lake trout in the joke because lake
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: trout is an actual type of trout.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: I don't understand what you're talking about.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't like trout.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: It was steelhead, steelhead, steelhead trout. We went over it
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: trout and I showed you guys photos of what steelhead
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: trout looked like.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: That was I told you?
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: I remember I said. I said they called Steelhead the
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: fish of a thousand casts.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: Look, I don't want to get into some weird debate
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: about like fucking Carpenter steel working trout.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: About forcing girls to give you blowjobs.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Carpenter used to be in the old Zombies and when
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: you picked it up, it would go Corpender M.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's go back to that. Let's talk more about
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: the zombies.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Miss Action is gonna love that.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: You can't be mad about zombies talk.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: This is a huge deal. This game is huge.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: It's not like when I was talking about my and
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: no one's really playing Minecraft right now. It's like the
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: number This is the talk of the town.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: What totally the world.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: This is the talk of the world.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Bro Okay, fair enough, everyone.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I have to after we did it, after we couldn't
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: get dinner and we went over to Helium, when we're Chris,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: when were we talking about Sass having like the perfect
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: order cooked up for Helium. Was it before we didn't
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: get dinner or was he like, oh, he's not even
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: gonna want to eat dinner with us because he's so
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: familiar with like the Bavarian pretzel fights. Said Helium or
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: like this, the deep fried macaronie, hot dog or whatever
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: the fuck you always got a Helium. And then sure
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: enough we got backstage at Helium and he was like
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: all the regular and just my regular.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: He was sitting there waiting for him. They knew he
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: was coming. Well, what saying was you gotta avoid the
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: buffalo bites. You gotta avoid the buffalo bites. And he
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: was like, oh man, green room food. I'm not excited
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: it about it. It doesn't do well for my stomach.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: So then he went with a much safer, healthier option
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: in ordered a basket of khaki colored chicken tenders and fries.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: They were great, no sting problems from those. The buffalo
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the buffalo bites will ruin your month.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: If those if those chicken tenders were the color of
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the uniforms of the soldiers in Desert Storm, we wouldn't
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: have lost a single American life. They would have been
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: perfect camouflage in the Middle East. They were so fucking
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: beige and khaki colored. There wasn't an ounce of any
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: type of color in any of them.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: This angle is insane. All we can see is the bottom,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: the bottom half of your face. What brother, That's how
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: podcasts should be. You don't need to see any of this.
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: Did you dress up for mass?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Just standard stuff, standard three piece, the white T shirt,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: three piece suit. Doesn't matter what you wear. All these
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: matters is who you're with. And I was with the
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Lord Jesus Christ. I was walking with Jesus. They were
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: talking about say, uh, they were talking about Jesus's last uh,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: his final miracle that he performed. Does anyone know what
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: it is? Anyone in the class know what Jesus' final
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: miracle was?
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Water fucking ibs.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he big sasses, his leaky gut.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Was it when he lifted the fucking like three hundred
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: thousand pounds crucifix and walked like, yeah, that twenty miles.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: It was a miracle, Bro, That was a miracle. Well
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: he was doing that shit all purpose, bro, he was
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: just that was goggins. That wasn't a miracle. That was
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: him literally carrying the boats. It was Uh. He cured
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: a blind man, his last act, his last miracle, the
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: last forted miracle, just a single blind man. This dude
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: was begging for it. They said that Jesus was giving
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: a speech and this dude cried out it was like,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: please cure me, And at first Jesus was like be quiet. Yeah,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Jesus was probably just talking to a big group of
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: people and this fucking ass naked blind dude was screaming
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: at him. And then eventually he just relented and was
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: like fine and fucking fixed his blindness and was like
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: going your go on your way.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Hecklers will be alien ed.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was fucking classic, bro. You guys should
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: have come to church with me.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I did one of those zoom masses this morning.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: Zoom Mass is what we used to call the lacrosse
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: team at U Mass.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Very funny, very funny.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: They were a bunch of fucking animals.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: And that's just what I call the U Mass zoom Mass.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: No, this was zoom ass Welcome. Yeah. Did I tell
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: you guys the story about how right before we played
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Zoms my freshman year, like half their team got expelled
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: from school because they had gone to a frat party
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: where someone was talking shit to one of them. So
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: the captains of the team, I think, told a bunch
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: of the like younger guys to go back to their
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: like dorms and get baseball bats and lacross shafts. And
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: come back to the party, which they did, and then
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: they beat the shit out of that guy with like weapons.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: The cross shafter that's the insane thing to beat someone
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: up with because they're like kind of lightweight, I know
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: what I mean, they're like hollow. It like probably doesn't hurt.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: It's like probably beating up someone.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: With like a spoon. Oh. I mean also they whistle
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: as you like bring them through the air like lightsabers.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like using whiffleball bats to beat someone's ass.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And we beat U mass that year, which we
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: were all really shocked by because we didn't know it
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: had happened so close to the game that we didn't
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: actually know half the team was hell oh, so we
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: were like, man, we're so good, We're gonna be good
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: this year. But we had just beaten a team that
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: had like brought you know, fucking high school kids up
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: from local Massachusetts schools in order to play us.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Getting expelled from college is pretty brutal. That's gonna be
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: a conversation with your parents when you just show up
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: at home one day.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: Well, I think we had a policy at our school
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: that if your roommate died during this semester that you
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: automatically got straight a's for the entire semester.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: That's a weird ass thing to do. That feels like
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: it's just you're just asking for someone to kill their roommate.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Well I mean, if not that, at least let them know. Like, hey, listen,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I hate to tell you this, but you're gaining a
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: lot of weight.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: I just want to give you a heads up. It's
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: not going to get better. Yeah, there's no light at
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: the end of the tunnel. I'm gonna head out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: I don't see it improving for you.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave this gun with one boat on it
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: on the on the countertop.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Don't you've seen my uh you've seen my loaded gun anywhere?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I think it's under your pillow. Anyways, man, I'm gonna
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: head out.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm so glad. I just got that refill of
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: ninety fucking Xanax pills, which, by the way, if you
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: take all of them at once, you won't feel.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Anything ever again.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Statistically, see speaking, they say it's the most peaceful way
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: to go out, but what would I know. I only
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: think one.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: That's the that's the plot of that TV show tell
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: me lies like within the first ten minutes, a girl
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: gets a girl like, the girl dies, the roommate dies
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: Is it based on that story of the of the
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: girl that like told the guy or friend that he
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: should kill himself and then he did.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: No, But that is a fucking crazy story. What the
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: AI thing?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about? The AI thing?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: You're disappearing so much.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: Where are you going? Dude? What are you?
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I mean? I would always say, dude, iod we were
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: talking about the AI.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I had a buddy at he went to Catholic University
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: and he got you're fucking fit two of your I
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: had a buddy who went to Catholic University and he
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: got expelled on his first day. They found him passed
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: out in a parking garage, just like a lifeless body.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And they were like, you're kicked out of school as
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: a freshman during like orientation week and he had a
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: year of tuition. It's like fifty thousand dollars and they
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: just fucking kicked him out immediately. That sucks so bad
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: having to tell your parents and then just enrolling at
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: a different school, having them pay another fifty thousand dollars
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: just because you couldn't figure out the first day.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be rip shit. I'll be rip shit if
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: that happened, I just rip shit, ripshit. You've never heard that,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: No bro put me out to some new slade just
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: means like pissed as hell, like ape shit. You're hear
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: a white dude say he's going ape shit.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've heard that. It's clear the realm or going postal,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: that's another classic one. Oh it was still Postal is
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: a great one. Going FedEx, going to Amazon, mL Prime.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: I think DHL might be an actual criminal organization.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't even know what DHL is. I just
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: know the Frank Ocean song.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you every time I've ever shipped anything with DHL,
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: because it only I always seem to have to use
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: it when I'm shipping things internationally. So if I order
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: something from a foreign country, or like I bought those
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: rugs in Morocco and had them shipped through DHL, and
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: I just got this email out of nowhere that, like,
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: I think it went to my spam folder that said
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: that my packages were at the border and I had
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: to pay an import fee of forty eight dollars, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: I like did, but I'd never you know. I don't
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: know that that troubled me.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Have you ever got have you ordered something from like
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Amazon and then they send it with like a third
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: party delivering service and it's just like some dude just
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: shows up at your house.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: It's got tape all over that box.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: And it's destroyed.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, those are the worst ones.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: It looks like a child's car seat that got lost
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: in the luggage at the airport and they delivered to
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: you from a windowless veay at at two am.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Dude. I got in a battle with customer service at
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Amazon when they were delivering through that guy idd. I
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: was hitting them up because that because I got a notification.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: I was waiting on a package and then I got
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: a notification that was like your package. Your delivery driver
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: tried to deliver your package, but there was no one home.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I've been waiting for this package
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: the entire day. I was waiting at my phone. No
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: one showed up, no one tried to get in, and
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: then they were like, we're gonna try and have him
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: bring it back. And then I got the package like
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: two weeks later.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: What was it? What was inside?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I don't really know I think it was something for
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: my wyoming trip.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: Waiters.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: No, we went, we wet waited. It might have been flies,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: but no, it was an Amazon package. It might have
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: been might have been my chair perhaps, Oh your folding chair? Yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: well I got a really nice small folding chair breaks down.
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: To have a cup holders hit it. Did it have
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: those mesh cup holders?
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: No, this one doesn't. Helios, I'm not familiar with. That
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: was the healing Ox chair. They're very nice. They break
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: down real small.
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: I love them.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I actually might pop that thing open right now. Watch
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: watch Sunday ball in it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: No, wait, you're gonna you're you're gonna have your There's
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: no chance that you're not beating off by halftime of
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: these of the early slate I could tell how how
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: energizer are you? A cornis out today, Bro, I could
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: smell to the screen. I cracked the window. I could
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: smell you from the East village, pheromones fucking spilling out.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: You need you need church, Bro, you get wise, you
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: need the church.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I'm on seeing retention right now.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: I know you're not, Bro.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I know that's a lie. Eight hours, no fat CocAnon
• 59:22
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• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I want to read off my lawn par life for
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: today just in case I win, so people can give
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: me my flowers already.
• 59:33
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  Speaker 9: Bring flat.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: You ain't winning this parlay, bro send flowers. I prayed
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: for I prayed for you to win the parlay at
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: church today, and the Lord looked me dead in the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: eye and said he ain't doing it.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: I'm not making that happen, he said.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't make that happen.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: My all of my bets today revolve around uh, Jaden
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Daniels playing.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: That was dumb. Well he's gonna play, though, isn't he.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I think he's gonna play all right.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 10: I got I got a Raven's money line, Lions, money Line, Packers,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 10: money Line, Texans, money line, Bucks, money line, Bill's minus three,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: Chief's money line, Commander's money line, forty nine, Ers money line,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 10: Eagles Bengals over forty seven and a half.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: That is fifteen to pay a f fifteen hundred.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: So if there's a single upset in the NFL this
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: week or Parlays.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Cooked prone, dude, First of all, it's so dumb when
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: people say this, when people go, oh, we only pick
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: the favorites if it, dude, didn't do it.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: You do what?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: You do?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: What, Dorough what?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: And also, those are not all favorites. The Commanders are
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: not a favorite, The Bucks are not a favorite.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: You made a really smart bet by saying I don't
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: think the Bills are going to necessarily, I'm just expecting
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: them to cover.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: No, they're going to win and cover mine end cover.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: They're minus We love them both. Oh good, yeah, good
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: smart smart smart smart, because I think the Seahawks are
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: really overrated.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Is it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna ride with you, bro. Put that on the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: drafting sports book, DK partner. Throw it on the drafting
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: sports book and let me get a let me let
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: me click on it and ride with you. I don't
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: want to enter all of it, I know how to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: But I'll try Jack McCarthy barstool Chat.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: You know Jack McCarthy, he'll be able to put one
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: out like Son of a Boy, Dad Parlay or something
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they need you.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: We should start putting bets in though, like as a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: podcast and submitting them. Do you guys want to bet
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: like hockey? You start betting hockey or something?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Sure, Celtic.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Why two weeks ago and I'm still throwing the chaka.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: It's so fucking sick.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: It's awesome.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Are you and glad? When? Yeah, I thought you were
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: in Glad when I could tell by the I could
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: tell by the the inlaid light ahead above, you'd you
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: up that I was here. I feel like I could
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: tell that guy the guy's handiwork that does that. Yeah,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: and that's not a modular home, that's a custom built home.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: I could tell, Oh, it's a nice, nice place.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: How do you have.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Friends in every city? How come every city in your life?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just crashing with one of my friends.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Wait the whiskey battle.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Not even just.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Friends though, It's like you have friends that all have
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: like guest bedrooms.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: Listen, SaaS. I think this is the difference between me
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: branching out and connecting with people from all walks of life.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: And you saying I have two friends and that's more
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: than enough. It's true. What's the difference. Someday and you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: are going to have houses and you will go to
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: them and they will have nice sconces and nice.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Positive it's positive thinking. But I don't think either of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: them are ever going to have a house. Tumb and Dummer, there's.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Gonna be standing at. There's gonna be right.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: When I actually talked to Bo and I actually talked
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: about he's sort of splitting a home. We were thinking
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: like a log cabin out in Wyoming right at the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: sort of fork of the Salmon River there.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: The Salmon River is in Idaho and upstates.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: You're thinking to a steelhead river.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, that is where the fucking Pittsburgh Steelers play.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: The salmon is actually a very very popular steelhead uh
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: steelhead fishing river, especially around this time of year. A
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: lot of people fish for steelhead there.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: Jerseys Jerry is a big steeler head.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's a massive steelhead.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: It is it is it, hey, Jack, It's a fact.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: The show's back in town.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Everybody Sunday night.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Playing around.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: All right where you where you going to?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna head out?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Where are you goings?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: The Patriots card again?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: I got some I got some stuff I gotta go
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: do today? What today? Gotta run some lines?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Classic?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, all three of us run different kind of lines.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Sass is running running flies, I'm running that fucking Colombian
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: pure from Tobita.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: And Francis theater or some gay ship. Yeah, that's exactly
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: that's my boy, Francis. He's a theater guy or some
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: gay ship.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I don't really know.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: He loves to act.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: You'll catch him reading lines with his shirt off in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: the front porch.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, what's up, chance? I was just going over my
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: lines for tomorrow?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Is that your baby right there?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize I was. I was lost in the script.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I was just lost in my cockmade all right, slow
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: slow stroking while Trump's on Joe.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Rogan going to be back in office on Wednesday?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: Right? Yeah? Is sweet?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Trump was, Yeah, So we're recording in uh in office
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: on Wednesday? And then when's the election next Tuesday?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: See you next tuesday.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: Tuesdays from Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Two tuesdays from now is the election. We're gonna do
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: an electric extravaganza from Sass's apartment. Live stream price was
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: seven hour live stream. We're thinking something like that and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: me and Francis are gonna we're gonna drink an entire
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: bottle of Breadevin and reminisce on our times in Iceland.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it's cool that we've all been to Iceland, right, No,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: that's the country we've all been to, except for America
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: of course, Sash.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: Where have you been, I've been to Nope, I've been
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 10: to Canada. Gonna be a lot this year. I got
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: my tour dates for next year. I'm in Canada like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: four times.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: That's been nice.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: And then where else? What other countries have you been to?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I've been to Italy, France, England.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, if we've all been to those, Yeah, all right,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: love you boys, I'll see you one this week, Brighte