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Episode 321: We Were So Close · Not That Serious

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  Olympus has fallen. Olympus has fallen. Oh man, I love you.
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  Don't go to rest again? You sure? Yeah? I mean, like,
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  why you just like pooping on parties? You're a party Yes, I
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  don't know why you You're told to feel so long on the parties and pooping,
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  and I wish you really did so. He said, yeah, I
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  just farted and came out. I know what happened. Just shy people have
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  shorted like we're not gonna act like anybody. He was like, we told
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  you. He was like, no, that's not what happened. Like nigga,
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  that I never shoted. It's okay. It did not ship the bed.
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  No, just your pants and you were in the bed. It even
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  make it past the cheeks. It was like still in the crack exactly.
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  So it's not in the bed. Okay, I'm sorry you shit on yourself
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  in bed? I did. Okay, Hey guys, welcome. Okay,
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  what's going on everybody? As my good pal already said, is the Not
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  That Sayes podcast aka the greatest podcast in the world. I and one of
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  your sexy hosts, Michael Sexy Me being sexy is funny than you, nigga.
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  I just want it's Elsie. I wasn't expected. There you go.
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  Keenan is in the building lamar aka Dtor Waffle MJ. And we got a
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  hell of a ding dong of a show for you this week. But before
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  saying, And I think that's it. How are we doing? Fellas?
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  You know, speaking to Mike being sexy, This man came in talking about
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  something. He was about to drop kick my cousin because she got him confused
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  with Q. No. I was I was goifably gonna drop kicker ont He
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  was like, I'm too sexy for for her to confuse me with I'm like,
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  see, that's so cute that you did that, because this is a
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  little sideway's way of sick and c on me. Yes, so I think
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  he looked better than you. I don't think he looks better than everybody.
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  So wow, there we go. If he said, oh, keen if
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  she would have said Keenan, why are you? I thought you were already
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  here, I've dropped kicked her and the chance then too, I would have
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  dropped his, because like, first off, there's definitely a size difference.
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  I know my Dick's way bigger. I understand. So we can we can
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  mess right, big ass under this gut, big ass. We're going to
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  meet for me, okay, okay, I mean we can slap each other
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  in the thighs and see which one bruises first. And I know it'll be
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  yours. It'll be yours. Nah, you'll look like you'll go blue?
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  What what? What? What? How does how does that prove this is
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  not the banger I thought you were talking about. You know what I'm saying,
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  it's waight to it. It makes you bruise? He said, what
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  are we talking about? But yeah, continue so yeah, sorry now,
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  But when I came up, she was like, they were looking at me
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  like this ain't my house, and it was like the dudes, I cannot
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  help you, Like he was about to beat me up if I said something
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  wrong. Who are you? I'm here every week? Who do you be?
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  Nigga? Who that just a little I'm like, you ain't family exactly.
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  That is a friend plane door man. You ain't checking with me.
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  Nigga, you went four free the water. You can't stop ship. I
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  want to do right now. You got water in your belly. But nigga,
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  what are you talking about? And then your cousin's like, oh,
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  you know that's Quante's brother. I was like, no, the fun I'm
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  not ma'am. I'm just letting slur. I was like, listen, you
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  family, gotta chill out. Listen here, broad listen here, see listen
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  here you rap you you cookie, Dane cookie Dean cookie Dan uh No?
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  Because that my one time and I guess it was an episode of the clip.
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  I wasn't here and Q was in my spot. Somebody said. Somebody
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  said, somebody thought there was gonna replace Fat Bro, and we wasn't gonna
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  notice me cracking up Ship. That was like damn, Mike shaved, Mike
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  going for the god things like looking a lot more polonies, racially ambiguous.
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  Mike got a real Island look about him lately, did the the switch.
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  We didn't do that for like a separately and replace him with like a bad
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  look alike. They still do that for shows. Just replaced people bad boys
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  for right and she didn't even look a whit. They're just still a clean
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  And that's how it goes real. The real actor was sick, so you
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  know, I don't say that's what happened. Yeah, we had some disappointed
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  stuff happened. Yeah, my man had a shot to take and he just
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  didn't hit his target. Man, And that's how Argentina won the Copa America
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  ship. Because you got it, good one, buddy, Because I damn
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  sure. You know what if you know and if you know South American football,
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  this nigga is gonna die. That's a shot there, he's gonna die.
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  I'm like the other nigga that got shot up. This nigga here when
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  he gets home, Oh, he ain't gonna be sick. I was not
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  expecting that. Yeah, but yeah, you want to recap the game.
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  Oh, I was actually just gonna we can talk. We want to talk
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  about that we can talk about. The main thing I saw was obviously the
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  crowd was insane. Oh yeah, it was a messy fucking yeah, pretty
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  much broke his But before we get into it, let me explain what we're
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  talking about is the Copa America soccer tournament. It's a tournament that comes every
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  what three four years. It's supposed to be every four years. Now they
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  just pick and choose what they want to do, so every three four issh
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  years. It's such soccer torn in between countries in South America, correct,
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  South America, and they usually include some from North America. Yeah, so
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  South and North American teams. National teams play together in a tournament. The
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  final was this past Sunday in Miami, in Miami between Argentina and Colombia.
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  Colombia. So you can tell Diesel gene prices went up crazy stock if you
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  if you were a betting man, I would take stock in diesel jeans.
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  I would take stock and at those shoes and implants, implants there raising gellett
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  raisers, exchange, Army, yes, Harmonia exchange. The price that is
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  going up skyrocketed, went crazy absolutely so Yeah, they were at a hard
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  rock stadium down in Miami and people were going wild. The game got postponed
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  like by an hour and a half to start because there was people just bum
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  rushing the stadium. They were acting wild for some reason. They had less
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  police force there than they do for like Miami Hurricanes football games, which is
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  crazy. I know, there's going to be probably like five times the amount
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  of people there that game. The Miami Hurricanes, who are not that good
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  anymore, who are mid mid mid college football team mid at best at best.
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  It hurts me to say it. Admitted best then instead of the biggest
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  soccer tournament is probably the West, the Western hemisphere. Yeah, yeah,
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  it's not the same. There were people climbing through the events like they were
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  escaping that like they were trying to they did the juice. What's the thought,
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  says, because if if you don't have a ticket, there's not even
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  enough. Yeah, that's crazy. There's not even enough talk about the tunnels
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  no more. Okay, we can talk about the time. We just were
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  never not going to talk about the I'm not even trying to get on that.
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  I love y'all, but the tunnels is crazy. They had kids in
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  those tunnels to those babies were in the ac events just crawling through like it's
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  getting this, like it's die Hard through the basement and ship. I'm like,
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  but it's like like there was motherfucking marn Lawrence looking for the diamonds and
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  blue streak. But you but but you say like or you asked, like,
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  how are all these people gonna go? Because they were just posting up.
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  They were packed in like sardines, just like, yeah, I'm gonna
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  stand out here. They're not even enjoying the game. They just want to
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  say they were there. They looked like they had a great time. I
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  can't lie. I mean, I'm sure the energy was they had fun.
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  They just didn't have fun watching the games. They just had fun being at
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  just being there, just being in an atmosphere. But yeah, Argentina won.
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  Before the game, they were not Yeah before the game it was a
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  semi final. They were playing Canada. And after they won, they played
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  the semi finals. Yeah, crazy and Drake put a bet on Canada because
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  they lost. Yeah, they were gonna lose any they were gonna lose anything.
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  Somebody's American. Yeah. But after that they put up a graphic on
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  on Twitter saying not like us, And I said, yeah, Argentina of
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  all places that aren't you to say, ones that kicked all the black people
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  out of your country, the same country that took the Nazis in Literally,
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  yeah, is there a nigga down there? And Mussolini, Alton Stein,
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  Mussolini's men, all the na Italians and like, come on, come on,
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  took the worst of the worst, Like, oh, lighter than the
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  Chick fil a back, Yeah, the team, that's how his favorite the
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  bad chest for the team. I said, it's a problem when everyone's lighter
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  than like some khaki shorts. Like you're in South America. You look at
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  all the other countries, Colombia, for one, who they're playing black black
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  Brazil Brazil me gore. They like to deny it. I know, black
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  puppy, but I just saw a video. Brazil has the highest amount of
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  blacks, like black people in the world. Like, that's where the most
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  black people are. Yeah, statistically, I mean yeah, yeah, I
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  think that also includes the people that are like I want to say black people
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  what they call them outside of Africa, outside of outside of Africa, African
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  black, it's just only American thing. That's sure, sure, well Africa,
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  sure, sure, that's that's probably a good way to put no.
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  No, it actually no, because they would probably say like people that are
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  like Naymr Ronaldinho like those people will probably be like, I'm not African descent,
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  I'm I'm yeah, I'm Brazilian, but I'm black. I will tell
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  you, yeah, I'm black there vis visibly, visibly visually black. Yeah,
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  I don't care what you like. In Brazilian and we all like Brazil
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  exactly, they will just in Brazil. But you know what I could be
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  writing for of vella right now, just speaking of Portuguese blonde, diet blond,
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  No, just cut off and then die my hair blind. I'm going
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  be to I don't do that. I wouldn't do that. He's not doing
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  that. I'm slashing my eyebrows. Dying my hair blonde definitely will slash the
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  my eyebrows. Definitely got to keep the little line dances. Don't see them
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  dancing the curve flank Frankly song you got a line dance and they got like
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  like a random ass clapping it. It's it's some of Brazilians are Brazilians.
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  It's so bad. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
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  I just I can't let the Argentinians get away with you. You are
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  not like us. If you want to learn more about what they did to
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  whiten up their country, just google it. They said. They said there
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  were so many people cheering. They said everybody was cheering for the only person
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  who had a job in Argentina. They all had nothing, all cheering.
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  We're messy. That's another thing. They have a horribly high unemployment rate,
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  it's like thirty nine percent. Ankle look crazy. I'm pretty sure he broke
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  it. Yeah, that looked like it was. The last was really bad.
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  It folded so bad that when I saw the replay, originally I thought
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  the dude stepped on it. I didn't even see the I just saw a
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  picture. Want the replay, you you would think that it doesn't look crazy
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  like that, Like it looked like it doesn't look as severe like it doesn't
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  look like it would cause that what it looks like he did. It doesn't
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  look like it would cause that damage. I thought so because it was so
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  violent. It just was like sideways. It just went like sideways. Real.
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  It was fucking sh It was fat like the michelin man. He looked
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  pregnant. How pregnant got pregnant? Feet you about thirty weeks. It looks
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  damn what you do? He was fucked up. Yeah, so he's probably
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  he's done that. America. I think that flast couple America. He'll probably
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  make another run for the World Cup. But you think so, How was
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  he thirty eight? No, not yet, you're not that on yet.
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  Nope, he not on Lebron time. Not yet. Thirty seven, thirty
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  seven, he just turned thirty seven. Okay, World Cups win two years
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  from now, two years from now, two years from now, it's gonna
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  be here. So good luck with your security, get your get your people
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  up. America, Canada and Mexico. All that that's gonna suck so much.
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  It'll be fine. There was games here. You didn't even realize it,
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  did you. No, exactly. It wasn't the World Cup, so
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  it's Copo America. It was a big tournament. It's the stadium only can
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  fit so many people. That's fine. People would rather just be in the
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  area, in the atmosphere. Don't come to Philly, go to New York.
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  Yeah, like they're gonna go up state New York. They're gonna go
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  wherever they can get in. If they can't get into Philly. Way,
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  they can go to New York. Somebody gotta go to Philly. The people
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  that are going to the game in Philly can go to Philly. Everyone else
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  can in New York. I mean we're safe here though we're not. We're
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  not. We're not. We talked about it. We talked about we're not.
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  It's gonna be a little bit of overweight. I think we'll be.
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  Okay, we're we're thirty minutes away. We're within thirty minutes. We are
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  Noway, we say, I think it'll stay other places that are closer to
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  the bridge. It's not gonna miss. It's not gonna mess a mind com
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  Yeah. I think we'll be like it's not gonna okay, all right,
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  Cherry Hill pen talking. All right, that's gonna get full fifteen minutes away
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  from the bridge where they only have but so many hotels. Yeah, okay,
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  okay, I mean all the hotels are in selt chairs anyway, you
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  like we have mad hotels? Do we have one hotel? It is the
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  puffert end of the best Western Okay, okay, express right there right near
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  the term okay, okay, okay. That she got twenty rooms and all
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  them gonna be whoa not twenty rooms? All right, Okay, they're gonna
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  disrupt the target. Okay, once you go to your little tango ship and
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  you be stuck in the tab, you me curse the niggas out wearing because
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  you'll be able to dj and the Philly is gonna be hard for you to
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  move around. What okay them Djane wearing, motherfucker's coming up and your ship.
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  Okay, okay, ver sp but back to the real to be fine.
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  I'll be fine. He's talking about the wrong shooter. M Yeah,
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  there's a lot of things about that whole thing that doesn't make sense. Oh
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  are you gonna say what happened? What are you talking about? Former president
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  Yeah, presidential current presidential candidate Donald J. J. Trump has been there
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  was an attempted sassination on his on him about what was it? A couple
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  of days ago, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Saturday at isn rally in Pennsylvania.
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  He was in Butler, Pennsylvania. I was in Pennsylvania at the same
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  time. The middle I used four hours away from me. It's closer to
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  Sunday yesterday. It was Saturday. I was deep Saturday. It was Saturday.
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  He was by Pittsburgh. So yeah, he got got shot at,
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  so I want to properly. I mean, y'all might not have shared the
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  opinion. I'm just going my opinion off rip. I think that was fucking
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  bullshit. I think it was staged. I don't think so. I think
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  it was definitely staged. I don't think. There's a couple of things that
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  just yeah, I feel like I'm always fifty fifty on everything. I mean
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  I had my doubt. Sure, Yeah, like me too, me too,
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  because just no, I think he just got really no, you can
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  say what you say, what you're gonna say. First, everything with this
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  for me is speculation because I truly believe that this ship was stage. Why
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  Why Because just certain things didn't seem right to me with the whole incident happened,
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  like number one, just the reaction of the Secret Service people that he
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  was with as soon as shots. First of all, just the fact that
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  somebody could even get close enough and get a shot off is absolutely asinine to
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  me. This is a former president, dick head. Know, whatever whatever
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  you feel about, he's a former president, which means he's entirely Secret Service
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  for the rest of his life until the Great Day happens that he's dead.
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  He has secret service with right, right, So just the fact that you
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  have secret service means you have a special type of security. You would think
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  that they come in first of all, they come in days beforehand and scope
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  the shit out and look at any possible detail of any possible angle for sure
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  for a shooter or alleged possible shooter to be right. So for the fact
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  that this nigga could be up there, he's on one hundred and fifty yards
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  away. Exactly you they are exactly, That's what I'm saying. Like they
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  had real this that should have been in an area that was covered, and
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  apparently the nigga was on a rooftop there it is. Give me that hurry
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  up, nig give me that hat, give me that head. Why not
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  the fly swad bitch, Get you little fucking right there right there. Oh,
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  let me get you. Oh my god, you got it. Shut
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  the funk up, both of y'all. But I missed. I missed a
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  lot less than you two niggas did. You had didn't say you. I've
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  seen a lot of missswaps. All night we were hunting for a fly that
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  was not a fly I got actually just killed. I just killed. What's
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  in front of me? Baby? Anyway, anyway, I like that,
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  unlike that assassination. I finished the job. I finished the job, no
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  matter help me. Shots out? So his thing right, So back when
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  I was working with the Camden Police Department and Obama came, they came in.
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  Was he president at the timer? Now? Yes, okay, yes,
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  he was president at the time, active president, active president. They
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  came in months prior, scooping it out, scooping everything out to where the
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  day of you could not move in Camden unless you're on foot. The building
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  that he was in. Once you were there, once you got in and
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  clopped in, you was not moving until he left. They had snipers on
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  every roof and fucking Camden, every roof. So like that's why I'm like,
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  there's something about it doesn't make sense. And then I'm over here reading
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  reports where that the shooter was on high alert for Secret Service because he was
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  acting weird. High alert, they would have got him. You don't get
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  to act weird. You don't get get that. You didn't even get to
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  act weird, like once they scope you, like with this one, they
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  snatching your ass up. Yeah, you don't even get you don't even get
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  to it's so many steps before getting to a spot having a gun out and
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  shooting a nigga, shooting nigga, that you just get cut off in an
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  in a regular competent secret service situation, maybe this is an incompetent situation,
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  but it's so grossly incompetent that it's asinine. It's been on the other it's
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  too but it matches everything else going on that definitely saying then on the other
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  end, how the fuck do you find somebody to be on a suicide mission
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  for this nigga? For Donald Trump? How do you even put up audition?
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  Like, do you put up a Facebook post? How do you even
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  find that guy? True? Social what's that? So it's the social media,
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  social media, his Twitter alternative, that's what he's no longer banned,
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  but he was, so he made that an alternate because he was banned from
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  Twitter. Yeah. Yeah, it's like and then I'm hearing that, oh
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  the the the motherfucking shooter. When they came up with the plan, this
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  fake plan to assassinate him, they didn't tell him, Oh that you're gonna
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  die? I mean, what do you think is gonna happen? The fuck
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  do you think it's gonna happen. You're gonna shoot him in parachute away,
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  someone's gonna come out behind a plane and get you on to hook him,
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  get arrested or something. But you thought they were gonna give you a talking
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  to. It's gonna kill you. They're gonna take you to Arby's. It's
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  just this isn't people were talking about about. This is that it doesn't make
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  sense. A lot of it doesn't make sense at all. I was confused
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  because there's literally videos of people watching the shooters set up right so people if
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  normal people can see that, your secret service can see that. And there's
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  also videos of Trump talking with the sniper in the back, like that nigga
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  over there is doing something, and then he shot, like the not the
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  sniper shot the guy shot Trump. Allegedly the guy the guy the shooter was
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  on the roof and people saw him and they were pointing him out, and
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  then like the snipers saw him and they were not shooting him because they didn't
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  have approval to shoot him allegedly, which doesn't make any sense, but that's
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  obviously what happened. Like you don't approval once you see a nigga with a
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  gun, but he wasn't he the sniper wasn't Secret Service. That's what I'm
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  saying you allegedly. I'm just saying clopping at the same time as you.
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  But he wanted supposed to work that day. You shoot that nigga coming to
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  work when he wasn't bothed to be at work. He said, there's a
• 26:06
  bullet for your trouble. Who the fuck is on building? Yeah, just
• 26:10
  the mere fact that you being on the roof that's getting that's get shot territory.
• 26:15
  So that's what just matter of fact, he's on the only roof in
• 26:18
  that whole day didn't have a sniper on it. Yeah, how the fund
• 26:22
  and that's the roof to watch. Like you said, if you're not going
• 26:26
  to put a sniper on the roof, we should watch that a trip mine
• 26:30
  on it. You should have open the door, a break saline. Some
• 26:34
  of them lazers ships. It just has a fake off, a fake roof
• 26:37
  you step on and you just falling through it. It's there's just no way
• 26:41
  we should be getting footage from regular people who are standing right. They're not
• 26:44
  far away from either. They're literally right next to the building and he's just
• 26:48
  like, yo, there's a man of all that building. I'm like,
• 26:51
  he's setting up a sniper. They said they saw him crawling with a rifle,
• 26:56
  swinging the rifle up, shoots cartoonishly. I know that. To me,
• 27:02
  this is is bullshit. This doesn't make It's either it's either complete bullshit
• 27:07
  or it's the worst, the absolute worst Secret Service man ever w W ship.
• 27:15
  And then first of all, another thing, so the shots go off
• 27:18
  right and Trump gets hit right. Yeah, it was that one shot when
• 27:23
  he got hit, and then after that it was like start starting spraying,
• 27:33
  closing his eye. Duty. When you be slapping and they see you slap
• 27:40
  somebody, you start spraying. I'm pressing two triggers. So like, dude,
• 27:49
  we got the focus and it goes off focus and it just starts waving
• 27:52
  around. So the motherfucker get hit right, and then he does. He
• 27:57
  gets this wanting to do a little I'm still here, I'm still standing,
• 28:02
  I'm still strong, and they just let him stand there and do it like
• 28:07
  no, no, no, no, no no no, that was mister
• 28:11
  president Secret Service Mike, what would you have him do? The demn near
• 28:18
  assault. This is gonna bring him down. They don't just let him get
• 28:21
  it. And you telling me that this old geriatric fuck he is strong enough
• 28:26
  to get this off with five able bodied secret service people. I don't think
• 28:32
  they bull ship bullshit bullshit, but say they were trying to hold him down,
• 28:38
  all right, but they weren't trying to do that. That's like they
• 28:41
  should have shot the guy on the other roads. But they don't know what
• 28:45
  they're doing. What they saydn't make sense. He got hit, right,
• 28:48
  he got He got grays in the ear. He's wearing a white shirt.
• 28:52
  There's no blood on him, so apparently he didn't get raised. They said
• 28:56
  they hit like some glass and that ass hit. I think he got grace.
• 29:00
  I don't, and I think I mean, I think he didn't get
• 29:03
  graized by ship. I think the motherfucker got to catch up packet from his
• 29:08
  w w D. Somebody said, I think that's a true blading job.
• 29:15
  Like yeah, I think he had a razor blade in his finger. Just
• 29:22
  he put that ship back in his mouth like a fucking Dominican if it was
• 29:26
  if it was an active shooter, Trump got raised the ras blade in the
• 29:32
  tongue. Yeah, buck fifty his own ear. What are you saying definitely,
• 29:37
  like like if that was a real shooting, they would to have allowed
• 29:41
  him to stand up. I mean they would have allowed him to even show
• 29:45
  his head would have hurt him. Think to take him down like you wouldn't
• 29:51
  have been like it would have been to let the president get his photo op.
• 29:53
  No, nigga. I mean they said get him up. I mean
• 29:56
  I heard Audien him up to walk, not to Yeah, he wasn't supposed
• 30:00
  to do any of that. Somehow random person died in this too, like
• 30:03
  other than the shoot, like one other person because he was busting off shots.
• 30:10
  He did. Somebody got names. They didn't say where they got hit
• 30:15
  there. That's that's why I got hit in the head head shot thermometer.
• 30:18
  So you hit them bow head shot thermometer. I mean they allegedly Trump just
• 30:27
  got really lucky and he moved at the right time. He wasn't even moving.
• 30:30
  But no, you saw it, you saw it moving. No,
• 30:33
  he moved his head. He was talking. He went from like looking like
• 30:36
  this way to me looking at you, and it was just like and if
• 30:38
  he was looking straight as he was, he would have been like god,
• 30:41
  dang right through your eye. Pussy, Like oh pussy. And then the
• 30:51
  sniper just stands up and let's take me like the god Father, Like niggas
• 31:00
  did not really die like that. That's just crazy, bro. And here's
• 31:06
  the thing, just bro, it would have been a fucking utopia if he
• 31:10
  If not, really, it would have been the end of day. He
• 31:12
  would have been Crackers would have had a fit. If he would have got
• 31:17
  hit, the sky would have went black, the moon would have came out
• 31:21
  all and the tip supporters would have turned to were wolf mother running like crow.
• 31:26
  Crackers was going cracky movie. You'll think body would have died the next
• 31:30
  week, would have so much assassin at what what they have got, Biden?
• 31:37
  Not that again, they would just set up a bunch of banana peels.
• 31:44
  They would have Michael Jackson, but like trying to set him a fire.
• 31:48
  No Doc was a mosquito. Were getting new podcast members? Yeah,
• 32:08
  they keep running outside in that damn they got pick money. You gotta stay
• 32:12
  inside out letting, letting, not a hair out. And then they just
• 32:16
  taking their time. All the bugs. Just don't wait, close the door.
• 32:28
  Don't do that because a l the door quick. Okay, even like
• 32:42
  a princess, what's going on thinking closed the doors? Like like the door.
• 32:47
  Princess died another. But I'll see what these old people be talking about.
• 32:57
  That's exactly what you're trying to condition the whole neighborhood. Yep, I'm
• 33:05
  trying to global warming. I'm trying to cool. I see it on Twitter,
• 33:10
  he said, he turned that and face it this way. Turn what
• 33:14
  oh the air? Yeah? Okay, he said, I saw a shout
• 33:16
  the ant from Random Acts of podcast. I've seen it on Twitter. He
• 33:20
  said. My niece wasted two ribs. Now, I see what niggas on
• 33:23
  Twitter be talking about. Yeah, but he was going through, you get
• 33:31
  one nigga, you get zero rip, you get you might do some of
• 33:38
  hamburgers asking me for legs, chicken legs, chicken. That's it, hot
• 33:45
  dogs, hamburgers, chicken legs. Until you turn fifteen mm hmm high school.
• 33:52
  Yeah, until you can tell me, until you can start making your
• 33:55
  own plate. True, true, until you can start making your own plate,
• 34:00
  you can't touch any of the big boy food, big people food.
• 34:04
  You gotta show, you gotta show up. Pubic care. Okay, Hey,
• 34:07
  we're not these kids out here getting puber care. Ten. You're not
• 34:10
  revealing what are family members? Do you know that? Because science. Bro,
• 34:15
  we know when people start start puberty. I'm saying that, like fair
• 34:20
  enough. I think the youngest father is what twelve, I don't know,
• 34:27
  might be younger they whatever. So back to political assassinations. Yeah, I
• 34:37
  have one more thing to say, but I want to save it for the
• 34:37
  Patreot. I just I don't think it. Is it dangerous? Yeah,
• 34:43
  it's talking about president. Yeah, you're technically you're not allowed to talk about
• 34:46
  exactly. I'm just it's very unfortunate that it happened the way it did,
• 34:51
  and I'll leave it at that. I wish it happened a different way.
• 34:55
  Same how about that, I wish I wish it didn't occur in that fashion.
• 35:01
  These are the thoughts of Michael Michael behaving Winfield. It happened, I
• 35:07
  would have preferred to having like ten years ago. Yeah, if I had
• 35:10
  to, if I had to pick away for it to happen, I would
• 35:14
  prefer a way like how they almost got Reagan was just like got him in.
• 35:22
  Remember when when when they were throwing the shoes at Bush. Yeah,
• 35:27
  you know he was laughing at them like I'm good, bro. I heard
• 35:32
  people hate him when people people didn't really understand him until after they was done.
• 35:37
  It was like, maybe it wasn't that bad. We was just a
• 35:42
  little bit of an idiot. I would kill for Bush right now. That's
• 35:45
  how the standards of drops the states are on the base. I would love
• 35:49
  even because the very at least when he was the president, politics were still
• 35:52
  politics. He was a little goofy. Politics were still politics. You know
• 35:57
  what I'm saying. He wasn't trying to be a celebrity. No, nobly,
• 36:00
  he wasn't celebrity bringing back boring politics. Bro, please bring back sea
• 36:05
  span, Sea Span. I saw somebody's with the button of not talking about
• 36:08
  your policy. Squid word the button squid has. Like I really wish I
• 36:12
  wasn't here right now, he said, I really wish I wasn't living through
• 36:15
  another historical event right now. It's like we go through so many of them
• 36:20
  things like it's so many. How many historical events we've lived through is fucking
• 36:24
  insane? Yes, since week and twenty till now. Just think about it
• 36:30
  in our lifetime, the historical events, it's like so many, too many.
• 36:35
  Nine to eleven. That's a good start. You start with the pendic
• 36:38
  it was first. I mean you started right, No lifetime Clinton getting this
• 36:44
  dick suck. Okay, that's all lifetime. The world I'm talking about the
• 36:47
  world trade. Yeah, the first time. The first time was like like
• 36:52
  like that wasn't that, That wasn't the magnitude wouldn't count. It's still nineteen
• 37:01
  ninety three, February three, it was ninety three. Yeah, there was
• 37:07
  only six people day that. I mean, it's on the grand stuff honestly,
• 37:15
  because it was absolutely there was a misunderstanding. Yeah, all right,
• 37:19
  we'll start. We're starting way back. You know what I'm saying. So
• 37:22
  column Columbine c Columnbine ship nigga. God damn forgot about that nine to eleven
• 37:29
  y two k. Yeah, nothing that happened though, but the eleven twelve,
• 37:37
  twelve, twenty twenty movie World that doesn't count. I mean, we
• 37:44
  got the first black president first to worry about all the outbreaks, outbreaks,
• 37:49
  swine flu, bird flu, buller. Remember they thought he Bola was COVID
• 37:53
  COVID black president Trump? Mm hmm Trump more Trump take over. Listen.
• 38:07
  Uh, you gotta keep up too much, too much fucking uh were we
• 38:15
  flicking flicking fingering? I don't think sounds like you're talking about an assassination attempt,
• 38:24
  the capital storm. It's very crazy show ship. We like a lady
• 38:37
  i'll work with. Honestly, it is not that here though decades. No,
• 38:42
  So a lady I work with was over there trying to she wanted to
• 38:45
  have a conversation about the capital being storm on some Trump listen. I'm no
• 38:52
  Trump, I'm no Trumper here. We gonna tell them to storm. He
• 38:54
  asks for a peaceful protest. I'm like, I'm like, what, like,
• 39:01
  yeah, no, no, he he actually a peaceful profile. That's
• 39:06
  exactly why I don't watch the news. I only watch live events. I
• 39:08
  watched it live, and shut up, where did you watch it? Watch
• 39:14
  on the news. But but it wasn't the news report. It was live.
• 39:15
  I'm like, you don't think live news reports can still I don't even
• 39:21
  want to entertain. I'm like, you don't shut up, bitch, shut
• 39:23
  up, bron she was She's my manager, so I couldn't say shut up,
• 39:28
  shut up. He can say it in your head. I just let
• 39:31
  it talk. And she was like, oh, Also the big propaganda that
• 39:36
  they were walk and and I found the game like that stuff wasn't real.
• 39:40
  Itse weren't full. I'm like, oh, I got to make copies now,
• 39:45
  weren't like I would have be like, man, they had the fucking
• 39:50
  had bodies stacked up in the trailers the National Guard. Because one of my
• 39:52
  friends were one of my boys who used to work at my job. He
• 39:55
  was in the National Guard during COVID. They were taking them to New York
• 40:00
  to dump the box. She said, that wasn't real. That was a
• 40:01
  video from It was real. This nigga was traumatized. I seen them all.
• 40:06
  That was a real video from Italy. Do your research, and I'm
• 40:09
  like, oh, okay, I'm like all the medical professionals saying that the
• 40:15
  hospitals are full and all that stuff. She's like the people that are getting
• 40:17
  their pockets lined, the people that can't talk. I'm like, that's not
• 40:21
  how that works. All paid actors, that's not how all of them,
• 40:23
  even the ones, all of them. But I'm like, you got it.
• 40:25
  They paid them to die. You know who wasn't paid actor? Those
• 40:29
  secret service people. Yeah, that ship was fucking fake. They weren't paid
• 40:31
  actors. They were paid a definitely, definitely I disagree, But I just
• 40:37
  think incompetent that incompetence, that's extremely that's extreme competent the same as their president.
• 40:45
  There they gave them the bullshit Cia. How soon do you think his
• 40:49
  next round? I think he picked I'm pretty sure he picks like pick the
• 40:52
  people like they're all Trump loyalists. So yeah, but they still gotta go
• 40:57
  through the name, secret service type training. I got, I got you?
• 41:04
  Uh baus? Did he say when the next Raley is gonna be?
• 41:09
  I don't think they will release that information right now. You should live recording.
• 41:17
  You want to you want to turn on the pool lights. They want
• 41:20
  to finish this podcast. God damn celling. Niggas don't respect. That's the
• 41:28
  problem. And then was holding has no fucking no scruples. Scruples you turn
• 41:37
  it on from your phone though, No tell She texts me, I'm like
• 41:43
  the funk. You see what I'm doing. It should take it back.
• 41:49
  It's eleven o'clock. You need to take your ass home, go to bed.
• 41:52
  You've been here right now. He was outside of the pool having big
• 42:01
  fun with the wretched. You don't get the reference. You're too young exactly.
• 42:12
  I mean she got her face and got the I was I was scared.
• 42:16
  I was like fucked up, like shit down. Yeah, that's Trump
• 42:24
  a great episode. We'll see what happens next. Yeah, she's the job.
• 42:30
  I mean, I I firmly discourage anybody from doing things like that,
• 42:37
  but hey, these are my hands doing thumbs, doing dumb my hands in
• 42:43
  there. And that's, by the way, he missed. He shot with
• 42:45
  his thumb, was shooting with his fucking He didn't even use the scope.
• 42:51
  You got this free balling hold on this right hold on the scope. He
• 42:58
  took no accountability for or no thinking about the wind or nothing. He was
• 43:01
  like, he's right there. So he was shooting for one shoot. He
• 43:06
  was like, let me shoot for his two PAGs. The first report that
• 43:08
  came out, they were like the shooters. They said the shooter was Chinese.
• 43:15
  I don't know how that came out. I don't know. I think
• 43:16
  people were just spreading he was a white dude. It was very quiet.
• 43:22
  That's how I knew immediately he wasn't black, because nobody was talking about They
• 43:27
  didn't say was. Because if he was black, Oh, my god,
• 43:30
  would have been would have been the first would black man tried to assassinate monkey.
• 43:36
  They wanted to said that monkey shoes bananas. But that's exactly how you
• 43:40
  know Monkey shoots orange man. That's exactly how you know he wasn't black or
• 43:45
  Spanish. And it didn't even come out to the next day of who the
• 43:47
  guy was. They was like a black man, they would have got his
• 43:51
  flat job. It's not a black not really. But here's the thing.
• 43:59
  The way he looks follows a lot of you know, certain people that like
• 44:02
  to shoot. That's true, sure, I mean yeah, the main people
• 44:07
  that be shooting like that or the shoot that way in a hunting style exactly
• 44:13
  that'd be done. But the DC Black that one was one for twenty one
• 44:21
  for thirty three. That threw me all bro man, we do know.
• 44:24
  We talked about this before. I was convinced that was like that never has
• 44:28
  White people were crazy, but it was like he was the big niggas like
• 44:35
  bad Muhammad. I'm like, ah, not his bitch, want to stay
• 44:38
  on camera? Yeah right, you see him right? He was flying around
• 44:40
  your head. He's showing out. Yeah, that's how he goes. But
• 44:45
  I think with him being shot and obviously him surviving, I think that has
• 44:51
  created a different type of monster. Now he's gonna ride this ship all the
• 44:54
  way to the Oh my god, he's gonna ride this ship to the fucking
• 44:58
  streams went up. Yeah, I think, honestly, I think he's going
• 45:01
  to do it too. I think you don't understand. You take your place.
• 45:07
  They said that he fifty cent will probably be at the next whatever next
• 45:12
  corny corny you corny money on hungry. You don't think this coon you money
• 45:16
  exactly. I don't think fucking coon, I don't think would do that.
• 45:20
  I think you would, you would definitely think. I don't think so.
• 45:22
  I don't think that man has a moral bone in his body. I don't
• 45:27
  trust no rappers. No, I don't think. I don't trust no rappers.
• 45:30
  Why why wouldn't him having the picture up there during his concert? Because
• 45:35
  he really had that the face want to Get Richard Trying album. He had
• 45:39
  that up on the screen during his show, picture Trump, Yeah, with
• 45:45
  his face on the get rich of Trying. So why wouldn't he That's different
• 45:50
  than him actually performing that song for Donald Trump. No, I didn't say
• 45:52
  he would perform. I said he would be there either. I don't think
• 45:55
  he would be there. Okay, I'll bet you changed. Oh, I'm
• 46:02
  not taking the bed, all right, not take the bed all right?
• 46:05
  I'm not getting put the money where your chin is, nigga. There's no
• 46:07
  money involved, nigga exactly. Just a chin strap that broke back. Ain't
• 46:12
  ship. I'm thirty one, Okay, yeah, put the chin strap up.
• 46:15
  If you really, if you so believe, you believe, rather you
• 46:17
  believe in Curtis Jackson is so much, you ain't get no more. I
• 46:21
  would rather get a more hawk than chin strap. I got that then,
• 46:24
  yeah, and you gotta grow it out because I know I'm gonna get it.
• 46:30
  I'm thirty one. You gotta get an usher twenty eleven more blonde.
• 46:35
  Mo Climax just added. Now you know what you gotta do. You gotta
• 46:42
  get a reverse feed. A reverse feed is please stop, don't do it.
• 46:47
  When they bought yeah, you know they bought everything. It's nasty,
• 46:57
  disgusting. It's so it's saying it's definitely some Houston, definitely some Southern ship.
• 47:05
  Soun ain't no self respected person north of the Mason Dixon doing no dump
• 47:08
  ship like that. That's that wiggly shipped down there. I feel like if
• 47:13
  anybody that that got that haircut got smacked in their forehead, they stopped,
• 47:17
  they got clean. That's some Kroger ship, not even in the back so
• 47:22
  they see it coming like this time. Yeah, I think that's going to
• 47:30
  embolden his people more. I don't like it. Yeah, he's definitely gonna
• 47:34
  even more if he actually got killed. I love when stuff happens with Trump
• 47:37
  though, because like all the all the coons come out in full force.
• 47:40
  They always reveal who they are. Nigga, Oh my god, I mean
• 47:49
  he's been to jail. Cool Street. If you go by Street, I
• 47:55
  know what you're doing. Please please, no, no, thank you.
• 48:05
  You know what that niggas run. That was crazy that nigga gets to run
• 48:08
  for president and my uncle don't. He can't run. Yeah, and they
• 48:13
  just passed that. Then they just passed a bill or something where he can't
• 48:16
  get something no more, basically can't get based on his presidential Yeah, pretty
• 48:22
  much. So yeah, he really shut the fuck up. Nigga. God
• 48:30
  damn all them niggas, wrapper niggas. It's crazy hip hop meeting all you
• 48:35
  niggas that do that ship. It's corny as fuck. That's yeah. That
• 48:38
  real Dick is like a mother shout out to Twitter, man, it's my
• 48:43
  favorite tweet. Dick is like a food group to you niggas. Every time
• 48:46
  you just got to get your your daily does a vitamin dangling and like,
• 48:52
  shut the fuck up. And it's not even at the top with the with
• 48:55
  the with the starches and the fucking and the sugary sweet you. You got
• 49:00
  your dick pyramid at the bottom. It's leaf, fibers, roots and dick.
• 49:08
  That's all y'all. Fucking eat man just money all day. That's their
• 49:14
  source of protein. That's where you can get your protein. I don't want
• 49:19
  the chicken out of the king. I want the dick out of my mouth.
• 49:23
  A lot of dick riding you're doing. Need a new butt. Mm
• 49:27
  hmmm mm hmmm. I don't like. I hate coon ship so much so
• 49:36
  I hate I don't like a lot of ship, but this ship I don't
• 49:38
  like more than that. I hate coon ship. Nigga. This ship was
• 49:42
  so bad. I was agreeing with Candice Owens because she didn't believe it was
• 49:47
  real. She was talking about how her husband almost got shot in the fucking
• 49:52
  hallway because he was he was he was somewhere where he wasn't supposed to.
• 49:55
  That's a buttoned up cracker without a gun, please, that's what I'm saying.
• 50:02
  There's something about it just doesn't seem he was about to die and this
• 50:07
  nigga got to set up. Ain't get shots off? Please fuck off?
• 50:13
  No, Yeah, I think there's something about it just doesn't seems a little
• 50:16
  fishy. It definitely seems tuna, tilapia, flounder, all types of fishy,
• 50:22
  all types of shit. Speaking of fishy, the streets of New York
• 50:29
  are gonna be a lot less fishy thanks to some major major improvements, you
• 50:34
  know, New York City City, New York City, Congratulations, Welcome to
• 50:40
  the twentieth century. Welcome to the future. You have trash cans now.
• 50:47
  Yeah, and then niggas used to love to say it don't stick here,
• 50:52
  you have it actually does. It's like, you know for Breeze commercials where
• 50:55
  they say nose blind, Yes, that's all New York is off, gone
• 51:00
  nose bland, And some of the New York's got the fucking nerve to say
• 51:04
  Jersey steaks, niggas, the smell from Newark, from the it's the leftover
• 51:08
  bitch. It's you walking into New Jersey, you stinky bitch. It's like
• 51:13
  you. It's like somebody who took a taking a shower in a month came
• 51:16
  in the room and like, damn it sick. Yeah, nigga, it's
• 51:20
  you. It follows you. It's following you around steink ass, it's following
• 51:27
  you leaving the trail. We can smell you from here, Pa, Connecticut,
• 51:31
  we all got to deal with your fucking state. Bro. Hate I
• 51:36
  hate it so much. Then I hated so much. See when Eric Adams
• 51:39
  brought out the trash, I thought I missed something. I was like,
• 51:43
  is that it? He just brings out the trash can. He brought up
• 51:45
  throws trash, and he was like he dapped up, damned up a white
• 51:49
  lady, like, dapted up the white lady, dapped up the white guy
• 51:52
  like yeah, we did this. I'm like, if we clean up the
• 51:54
  streets like this, nigga thought he brought crime down ten for the fact that
• 52:00
  you never had trash cans. It's crazy. Why there's so many rats,
• 52:05
  well, nigga, because they can get to the food right there. You
• 52:07
  put it on, you put it on a plate. For these niggas.
• 52:12
  Are you looking up as a reason that you're looking at why they never had
• 52:15
  that? Why dirty just dirty niggs? They just I mean there's a lot
• 52:20
  of different reasons. Probably money, Yeah, it's money, just like other
• 52:27
  cities have like the big ass communal separation bins where you have trash composts,
• 52:31
  like all different stuff on the street. And they could have had that,
• 52:35
  but people are like, nah, it's gonna take up too many parking spots.
• 52:38
  You want to have a clean city, or five extra parking spots,
• 52:45
  five extra parking spots, that's what they picked. I want to first of
• 52:49
  all, you want to cap parking spots in the fucking You don't even have
• 52:52
  a car. You don't have a car in a city where you really shouldn't.
• 52:57
  Really you don't. You don't need a car, but you want fucking
• 53:01
  trash in the street. So the rat there's such a big rat problem,
• 53:05
  Yeah, nigga, because you made it a rat utopia. Yes, So
• 53:07
  they had the metal trash cans were requirement until the early nineteen seventies and they
• 53:12
  just shifted plastic bags after that. So for fifty years, you dirt ball
• 53:17
  motherfuckers. Yet fifty years, nigga, you haven't had trash cans. You
• 53:24
  dirt ball pieces of ship. They had their trash in the cans and said,
• 53:32
  you know what, you know what, this is more efficient than dirty
• 53:36
  way to do this. Let's just leave the bags on the street. This
• 53:38
  is a cheaper, stink, your dirty way to do this, because you
• 53:43
  know what's the worst gonna happen. We're just gonna come pick it up anyway.
• 53:46
  Somebody gonna get at some point put it in the fucking street, leaking
• 53:54
  down the street about just fucking heppetite. And it starts, well, well,
• 54:00
  why why would not taking ship? Right here? There's trash right here.
• 54:02
  You see how it devolves. There's this homeless man transu homeless man right
• 54:09
  outside of this house right now. Taking ship. He would look like an
• 54:13
  alien because it's clean out here. It's like, why are you dirtying this
• 54:16
  clean ship? But you don't look so bad. It makes to a fucking
• 54:22
  a mountain of ship, like you're shipping on the ship. It's just Tuesday.
• 54:25
  And then yeah, so listen, listen. New York is. Honestly,
• 54:30
  I don't give a how late at not you can get Chinese food.
• 54:35
  It's not, it's not it. I don't care. You couldn't. You
• 54:38
  would have to pay me stupid money to live out there. Depends on where
• 54:45
  you're going though, Like we would have to have like a mega super dumb
• 54:50
  podcast contract. But the cabin is you got to move to our home studio,
• 54:53
  New York. I need at least six figures to do it, and
• 54:57
  I mean on the higher end of six figures, because I gotta afford to
• 55:00
  live there on top of the first got afford to live there in North Jersey.
• 55:05
  Definitely can't. We don't have to lie. We don't have to lie.
• 55:12
  It is I can show you an apartment in Jersey City versus an apartment
• 55:19
  in sucking and on Manhattan Is, and one of them costs a lot more.
• 55:24
  You can touch both wolves. I mean you could probably touch all four
• 55:30
  if you just you can come in there. You can come pissed and your
• 55:35
  piencil hit the back wall. Yeah, and then while you're pissing, you're
• 55:39
  making an omelet you better. You gotta, I definitely can't. You will
• 55:45
  all start jogging off in your jaws if you lived in New York because you
• 55:49
  spray, You're gonna get in that kitchen and you in your bedroom jerking off
• 55:52
  your bed. It's gonna spray in the kitchen, lady, It's gonna be
• 55:57
  on the kitchen room table. What what you was talking to? The fucking
• 56:00
  sprinklers just going you don't got range. Oh, I'm said he had no
• 56:05
  control. Huh, I'm Chef Curry with the shot. But that's besides what
• 56:07
  I'm saying. Curry, he said he got he got perfect aim out the
• 56:12
  window. Somebody laying these damn birds. Speaking of that, did you did
• 56:17
  you hear about that? Did you see the nigga in Philly? Oh?
• 56:22
  The nigga that not on the like his nasty ass. He turned himself in
• 56:29
  good, he turned himself in. He turned himself. I think, do
• 56:31
  that? How do you turn yourself in? No? No, no,
• 56:34
  no no, how do you you worked in? Turn yourself? What?
• 56:39
  No? I think it's referring to how do you just nut? How do
• 56:43
  you? Also? How do you? Unless my man is a quick pumper,
• 56:49
  I think he mustn't. I think he pre You don't understand how horny
• 56:52
  this man was. I think he was just doing it on the way into
• 56:55
  the store. So it was like, I don't have to go into them
• 57:00
  true mind of So before we could get into it, the person who's not
• 57:06
  in the area, a dude in Philadelphia, was go on, Mike,
• 57:15
  dude in Philadelphia, it's not funny. It's listen, Okay, it's not
• 57:22
  funny. It's hilarious. Dude in Philadelphia turned himself in because he was caught.
• 57:30
  Uh he he get caught. He got away, I mean caught him
• 57:36
  because they he came into a grocery store and then disrespectful that I had it,
• 57:44
  he came keep going, Mike, he was a grocery store and then
• 57:47
  he uh he proceeded to uh jerk himself and ejaculate onto a lady's leg in
• 57:55
  the store and like she's like kind of jaculated on her leg and and just
• 57:59
  kind I ran off with it, and you know, you can see in
• 58:02
  the video the girl is chasing him, like, yo, he know it
• 58:07
  on my leg? Blah blah blah, What the hell is going on?
• 58:10
  What are you doing? That's not me? No, they turned their music.
• 58:14
  It's out those niggas that go home? What all right? All right,
• 58:23
  all right, I'm about to put my foot down those niggas like are
• 58:28
  you dead ass? And the flies music? I gotta get out of here,
• 58:35
  nigga, chill the fuck out. Was they playing old odd future with
• 58:40
  them playing fucking that Domo Genesis? Yes, yes, I'm like, what
• 58:47
  the wow? What the fuck do they know about that? They know all
• 58:52
  about but how do you know what they're playing because he could see it.
• 58:57
  I can see it. J Blig, you don't have to do this.
• 59:00
  But back to the Philly freak. Yeah, back to him. So,
• 59:02
  yeah, he was caught on video doing it. And then like you can
• 59:07
  tell he was a sick fuck because the shirt he was wearing when he came
• 59:09
  in, that's what is not gonna lick itself with the big old candy game.
• 59:19
  That's what he came in where he came into public with a shirt like
• 59:21
  that, so you already knew what time he was. He was on a
• 59:23
  different type of time. Yeah, and I don't want to get into the
• 59:27
  logistics of it because it's very disgusting. But yeah, he did do that
• 59:31
  on the girl's leg and then the video you can see you can see her
• 59:36
  showing it like, look, did this on my leg? But how do
• 59:39
  you again, how do you? How do you even get there before somebody
• 59:45
  sees she's a sick fuck? Can running? He was running man fast.
• 59:50
  I will say this. I will say this. I actually think that I
• 59:54
  will tell you this. There's a subsection of people who get off on ship
• 59:58
  like that that like pub like voyeurism and like like the type of niggas that
• 1:00:02
  jerk off and cars in public. They like being caught. Yeah, that's
• 1:00:07
  really and that's just like the most extreme level of that where it turns into
• 1:00:12
  nasty, fucking assault and they put that nigga on the fucking list and he
• 1:00:15
  should never see the light of day again. Unfortunately, he probably might.
• 1:00:21
  I'm not trying to lock him up forever he needs. I'm sure he can
• 1:00:22
  need some sort of He could do that from the confines of prison. Ain't
• 1:00:27
  fixing that, No, that's shock therapy. I mean, shot his nuts,
• 1:00:32
  take away his own. Yeah, we could do that. M take
• 1:00:35
  his balls off if you want to. But I mean that's that's a possibility.
• 1:00:39
  Turn that nigga to a blank slate, reset them factory factory. Cant
• 1:00:45
  that nigga hold all the buttons at the same time. They should do that.
• 1:00:49
  Anybody who ab starts to lect the type of offenders you get castraight tically.
• 1:00:55
  I mean, I think they already do that, but not some places
• 1:01:00
  they do. You ain't never gonna be horny again. Like if you're like
• 1:01:05
  again and they grab your balls like nigga from you, guys, you get
• 1:01:07
  less motherfuckers that do it you, I would hope so, I would hope
• 1:01:12
  so. But yeah, that niggas fucking disgusting. Yeah, it's nothing more
• 1:01:17
  to say about that. It's exactly. Yeah. Hey, I got a
• 1:01:25
  question for you. I do think, okay, yeah, before I see
• 1:01:30
  something crazy? How long? What's the question? Can please please? How
• 1:01:45
  long? And that making good? Michael Ely interaction? What was he looking
• 1:01:51
  in his back? What I said? How long was he looking in his
• 1:01:53
  back? No? How long would you let that interaction happen? When you
• 1:01:57
  stepped honestly with John? You're looking for musket? He was looking, bro,
• 1:02:07
  No, my was lower the bitch. He was looking at old receipts
• 1:02:09
  like, oh I think I still need this? Motherfucker. Eyebrows never dropped.
• 1:02:16
  It was just they're looking stupid like it's a woman. Bro. Michael
• 1:02:24
  Eley really walked up and picked her up off her feet, swept her off
• 1:02:29
  her feet, yo, all just like he's already most evil nigga acting the
• 1:02:37
  most evil light skin. I know. Yeah, yeah, that nigga.
• 1:02:39
  Y know that nigga. I see a lot of people say or it's made
• 1:02:43
  people believe that their relationship isn't real. I think that's a bit of a
• 1:02:47
  stretch. I mean, it was this the whole interaction. Is there any
• 1:02:52
  way that he said to Jonathan Major first, I'm gonna hurt. We didn't
• 1:02:57
  see the whole thing. We just saw. I'm sure he did that.
• 1:03:00
  There's no, there's absolutely no home picked the other girl up? No,
• 1:03:04
  no, no, that's what makes me look crazy. He was very respectful,
• 1:03:08
  but did he know her like that? I don't give a false respect.
• 1:03:15
  You're not just going to do that to a girl that you don't I'm
• 1:03:17
  not doing that to no girl. You're not Michael Eely. You're Michael A
• 1:03:22
  man right in front of her. Man you're not Michael either. I don't
• 1:03:28
  mean no, no, no, no no, I'll be picking up bitches,
• 1:03:32
  pick up left the rest very any video dudes like that was a girl
• 1:03:55
  that was bad? You know that ship definitely, Concer, you can't let
• 1:04:00
  you get They've only done two movies together, right, Michael Eally and Making
• 1:04:04
  Good. I'm sure they've known each other for decades at this point, though
• 1:04:08
  probably Yeah. I don't funk. Bro, that's that is that is a
• 1:04:13
  that's a level of this is come back this way, bitch. We ain't
• 1:04:15
  gonna jump you. I'm sorry, we just this is gonna sound if you're
• 1:04:19
  not watching, watching, but we are being what is wrong with who are
• 1:04:25
  they talking? It's a flying here, y'all? If we have been dealing
• 1:04:29
  with this fly for I want to say it was like a beatle MJ caught
• 1:04:33
  one with his fingers earlier. Did was like like that hey episode capture the
• 1:04:42
  fly? That like what the fuck? Man? But yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:53
  I think it's all wrong keeping respect. Who do you think was more wrong
• 1:05:00
  in that situation? Michael? Michael's obviously making good for allowing you think so.
• 1:05:05
  I think it's making good. I mean, if you're that, if
• 1:05:09
  someone's able to pick you up, there's only so much you can do.
• 1:05:11
  But you should be like, hey, chill, chill, but she wanted
• 1:05:15
  You can avoid that if you're going with the church hug, if you're going
• 1:05:19
  with the two heads around his neck hug, don't lift, don't kick your
• 1:05:24
  kick, but just her old friend, Mike Lie. It starts with Michael,
• 1:05:30
  It starts, it does start it does Michael Eli know that those two
• 1:05:33
  are dating. Everybody knows that knows the're dating. So it's like, you
• 1:05:36
  don't do that, you picked it up rolls reverse. He would have been
• 1:05:42
  he he would have done the same thing, eye brows raised, just like
• 1:05:44
  what the going on right now? I think Michael Elely actually would have poked
• 1:05:46
  him in the eyes like that, slowly what you like, as would pick
• 1:05:54
  them up almostly between them, like what's going on? Hip hop? I
• 1:05:56
  don't think. I don't think Michael's let that happen. Yeah, that's fucking
• 1:06:00
  same, bro. I listen and plus that after that, the rule,
• 1:06:03
  the night is ruled. It can't be recovered. No, no, no,
• 1:06:08
  no, the night the knight's over for me, buddy, The knight's
• 1:06:12
  over for me. It ain't over for me. But it's gonna be quiet,
• 1:06:14
  That's what I'm saying. It's over, as like arn rations having a
• 1:06:17
  good time. We're just we're just getting through the evening now. No no,
• 1:06:25
  no, no no, because you're out of pocket, fact severely.
• 1:06:30
  But the night's not over. Yeah, the night is over. It's over,
• 1:06:33
  like it's still continuing in theory. But us so, Mike, we're
• 1:06:38
  we're we're cooked that night or everybody. How do you think that conversation went
• 1:06:43
  afterwards? Oh? I hope he's driving, but but he drive with his
• 1:06:46
  right hand sole like he really got the shoulder tour and he's like, don't
• 1:06:49
  even look. He's like, so we're gonna let him pick you up like
• 1:06:54
  that? Out? I mean, I mean, it's such a time.
• 1:07:00
  Can you don't get something to eat? Why don't you ask Mike? I'm
• 1:07:02
  sure Michael, he knew he was having a good time earlier. He was
• 1:07:10
  that close to his face. You probably know what he ate. Probably don't
• 1:07:14
  be like that, John. Matter of fact, I'm surprised he ain't drive
• 1:07:16
  you for real. I mean, I don't even know why are even in
• 1:07:18
  my car? Robber, Mike. This is the now you're gonna get out
• 1:07:25
  right with Mike. I knew he was a dirty bitch. People told me
• 1:07:30
  to stay away from girls like my mom. My mother told me about your
• 1:07:33
  wit. Got you caught up anyway. Yeah, he won't work out with
• 1:07:41
  you. That's why you gotta go back to your past, nigga. Maybe
• 1:07:45
  maybe he gonna dog you out too, just like all the other ones.
• 1:07:54
  I don't think Johnathan may just talk. He doesn't. He doesn't. He'll
• 1:07:57
  say I keep kenan. Can you turn the lights on for the pool?
• 1:08:08
  Alrighty? Yeah? Sorry guys. Technical uh disturbances Disturbances difficulties. Update,
• 1:08:15
  we did catch one of the flies, so we did. We did catch
• 1:08:17
  them, so good for us. Yeah, I didn't have these hopefully.
• 1:08:23
  He told you. We're just doing over here being brady. Ja change your
• 1:08:32
  shirt, changed his hat every time the ship went back to him. You
• 1:08:41
  got some questions for us? Of course, we got some questions. We'll
• 1:08:45
  start it off real simple, nice. Did we answer this? We'll find
• 1:08:48
  out. Are you guys pro or anti mountain mountain trail? Mountain trail?
• 1:08:54
  Like hiking? No? Like? Oh I thought happy? I call that
• 1:09:00
  a happy trail, grown ass man? Why am I anti mountain trail calling
• 1:09:05
  the mountain trail? I haven't done that for so long. I don't.
• 1:09:10
  I don't mean a grown woman. Yeah, I'm pro grown women. You've
• 1:09:14
  done that jokingly? Done? What said? Like? Shaped it up?
• 1:09:18
  Oh wow, the spouse's just I'm not pro or inside, but I would
• 1:09:27
  rather you just shaved that ship off. Yeah, of course. Yeah.
• 1:09:30
  Listen, if I could eat some wings with some feathers on it, m
• 1:09:35
  hm, wings with feathers, with feathers, the little hairs, okay,
• 1:09:43
  with some feathers, yeah, okay, it's weird that they don't get off
• 1:09:47
  motherfuckers don't do that, which I don't know why they don't do you know
• 1:09:49
  what I'm saying. It doesn't get burnt off and cooking the hairs. Mm
• 1:09:55
  hmm. They're resilient. That's weird, RESI yeah, but yeah, niggas
• 1:10:03
  are grown. So yeah, let's think a kid like that. Why doesn't
• 1:10:08
  it because they're resilient. I want to know what happens if you stick a
• 1:10:13
  strain of hair in some hot grease? Do it, Ke, We're talking
• 1:10:18
  about Mike's pubis and change the grease when you're done. Of course you got
• 1:10:25
  a small batch, small batch experience batch. M Yeah, ain't nobody got
• 1:10:31
  time for that? Oh dang, Well this isn't a question, but it's
• 1:10:38
  it's pretty heartwarming, so I'll read it anyway. I'm a twenty year old
• 1:10:44
  guy, and I wanted to ask what is it like moving out for the
• 1:10:45
  first time. I also wanted to say, y'all have been a major factor
• 1:10:48
  in my life since my dad passed, like a collective wisdom. Thank you.
• 1:10:54
  Also, thank you shut up? Q. Interesting, Wow, nice
• 1:10:59
  hasn't been here, so how long is that's nice? To shut up?
• 1:11:03
  Still with them? But yeah, so moving out for the first time.
• 1:11:11
  Wow, it was lovely. Uh, it was nice freedom, you know,
• 1:11:16
  good freedom or the downsides. Downsides is just make sure the people that
• 1:11:20
  you live with. If you're going to live with people, just make sure
• 1:11:23
  that they know how to clean. Because I live with non cleaning motherfuckers.
• 1:11:30
  I am happy to say, even though that they were non cleaning, Like
• 1:11:34
  with physical stuff, I ain't deal with smelly niggas. Okay, it's true.
• 1:11:41
  If I would have dealt with both, probably would have been a lot
• 1:11:44
  more fights. But yeah, I'll never forget the fucking the George Foreman,
• 1:11:51
  I'll never crazy. I'll never forget that as long as I live now.
• 1:11:57
  One of them didn't have a distinct older where like if we was like taking
• 1:12:00
  the clothes out the dryer, we knew exactly who clothes they were because he
• 1:12:04
  had this smell. He just had a smell. He just hada, I
• 1:12:09
  know who that is. The downsize the roommates, the one that wasn't around.
• 1:12:14
  Nope, what if you didn't have roommates. I've always had roommates.
• 1:12:18
  Yeah, I've never lived roommates or in a relationship. COVID stopped me from
• 1:12:24
  living by myself, so I was a little but now, But now the
• 1:12:30
  way American economy in the housing markets, it's kind of better off. I
• 1:12:35
  was about to move out right before COVID and then boom. That'd have been
• 1:12:41
  fun too. I was ready it was gonna happen. I was about about
• 1:12:44
  to buy a house during COVID. Actually actually they accepted my offer. But
• 1:12:48
  then once I got to the motherfucking inspection report, I was like, ah,
• 1:12:53
  never mind what happened, bro motherfuckers out here creating their own addict by
• 1:12:59
  cutting beams was in this roof? Huh yes, uh they made their own
• 1:13:03
  attic. Uh. The electrical work outside they did it themselves. And the
• 1:13:06
  ship was shoddy. There was carpenter ants all over the place and thing.
• 1:13:11
  This was where the fun was that at They was somewhere down in South Jersey.
• 1:13:16
  I forget that it was passing still, it was around that area.
• 1:13:23
  The area had a corner a corner lot. It was nice uh out the
• 1:13:29
  outside. Oh on the inside it was nice too. If uh they they
• 1:13:33
  covered a real fireplace with an electrical fireplace, and it's like what like they
• 1:13:40
  they did a whole bunch of shoddy ship in that house. It was just
• 1:13:42
  like, what, what are we doing here? Like why would you do
• 1:13:45
  that? Who? Who cuts a beam in your ceiling to make an addict?
• 1:13:48
  You're fucking up the foundation of the whole house. Now, like what,
• 1:13:53
  literally it's dangerous to live here? Yeah, sona, no, no,
• 1:13:57
  we've been living here for five years. Nothing bad that the tornado,
• 1:14:03
  yes, you just get up a little tornado. Yes, but living by
• 1:14:10
  yourself, I mean, but hoping that is good. That with that,
• 1:14:13
  that's kind of American culture, like a cultural concept in America because you look
• 1:14:18
  at other cultures, they sometimes will have the whole family there forever, right
• 1:14:25
  right, multiple generations. You just keep the house. It's even like even
• 1:14:30
  if you get rich, like, uh, the one fighter could be a
• 1:14:32
  minimum he's don't make money, but the whole family stays together. It makes
• 1:14:40
  sense. We got motherucking multiple houses like that. Yes, yeah, multiple
• 1:14:44
  dinner my streak for sure. Yeah yeah mm hmm what does that mean?
• 1:14:55
  I don't know, let's find out. Yeah. I would say whatever was
• 1:14:58
  walking in Walmart and say about twenty and one aisle made me think ship looked
• 1:15:04
  like a big back Olympics, which made me think, who would you want
• 1:15:09
  to see in one hundred meter big back race? Wait? Huh he was
• 1:15:13
  walking in Walmart. Yeah, he was going. He said, say about
• 1:15:16
  twenty and one aisle, and it made me think maybe like saw saw about
• 1:15:19
  twenty look big backs, I say bad Lands chugs. Definitely. Uh,
• 1:15:29
  it's a big one. I still don't understand the question big back race one
• 1:15:33
  hundred meters, big back race? How did he get people people? How
• 1:15:36
  do you saw twenty fat people? Saw one aisle? Oh one? He
• 1:15:42
  didn't really worry that's going on here? Like how do we get the fat
• 1:15:45
  people running? Yeah? I don't big back Olympics. Yeah, I want
• 1:15:48
  to definitely see bad Lands chugs. Who what? Who was a big one?
• 1:15:55
  A big one? It's crazy. Uh, Gabby she can reenact the
• 1:16:02
  role. And precious running down the street. Uh action Bronson, No,
• 1:16:10
  No, he's not a big Still want to see him, though, Mike
• 1:16:14
  still have to raise the cow. That's definitely true. That'll be the preliminary
• 1:16:19
  events would be a cow race. Absolutely, even after we told you the
• 1:16:27
  fact that smoking that cat, it's all about confidence smoking that cow metal.
• 1:16:32
  Yeah. Amberlyn Reid, who's that? Amberlain read is a girl, a
• 1:16:40
  big back. She's a big woman. She's like on YouTube. She does
• 1:16:44
  like she's been doing like hit weight loss journeys for years and she just she's
• 1:16:47
  just not keeping at it. She's getting for years. No, she just
• 1:16:53
  keeps getting bigger, and like she's like she doesn't like follow me on my
• 1:16:56
  weight loss journey. Like she'll like lose a little weight that she'll quit a
• 1:17:00
  get bigger, get bigger and bigger, trampoline types of stuff. Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Yeah, she'll lie about like, yeah, my doctor said I'm actually very
• 1:17:09
  healthy. It's like she can't walk down to your doctor. Okay, yeah,
• 1:17:14
  and on the race, my favorite, my favorite thing she does.
• 1:17:16
  I was gonna say, Lizabe, she'll order food right athletics, she'll say
• 1:17:20
  stuff like yeah, I'm gonna cut down and ordering food, and then she'll
• 1:17:23
  like order some ship obviously, and then she'll be like, yeah, well,
• 1:17:27
  I ordered a salad I don't know they put in here. She always
• 1:17:32
  has like that, I don't know why. And I got this they put
• 1:17:38
  two fries in it. I don't get it. I ordered the caesar salad.
• 1:17:41
  Yeah, And then but she'll eat both the fries and they gave me
• 1:17:45
  two pieces of cheesecake. Yeah, why why is there all these fries in
• 1:17:48
  here? You still ate the fries. Like you're like like you don't have
• 1:17:53
  to eat it. You don't have to eat it. But that's like the
• 1:17:56
  con that's the thing, that's the Yeah, Like I didn't order this,
• 1:18:01
  Yes, yes you did. I went history bought three apples and they gave
• 1:18:05
  me cake with it. Doesn't want me to Panera and I got I ordered
• 1:18:10
  the apple sizes. When I got two bags of chips, it was I
• 1:18:15
  got the second rolls. It's so weird. What extra glaze. I ordered
• 1:18:20
  the soup and a cup and they gave me two bread balls no cheese.
• 1:18:29
  I went to Panera and then I ordered the Caesar Sound and there's two big
• 1:18:33
  macs in here. I don't understand. What do I do? Chat?
• 1:18:38
  What do I do a chat? Do I do? I drink them?
• 1:18:44
  Am? I so suspin it out. It's a waste. I can't waste
• 1:18:47
  food to start deturming kids. And I'm sure I saw that that that one
• 1:18:53
  girl on TikTok where she was like, oh if I if this video gets
• 1:18:56
  a million likes, I'll uh lose. I'll lose like a hundred fifty pounds
• 1:19:00
  or something, and then like she's then having a conversation with herself and she
• 1:19:03
  was like, why the hell did you just say that? She was like,
• 1:19:06
  I don't know. I don't think that this would get a million lives.
• 1:19:09
  It was like, how you it's you, Like you shouldn't be able
• 1:19:14
  to, like you shouldn't have that conversation when your weight is more than the
• 1:19:17
  degrees of a circle. She's like, bitch, I am the circle.
• 1:19:21
  Wow, her weight is more than a degrees. But she's that big.
• 1:19:25
  Yeah, she was that big and it got a million Like, oh,
• 1:19:28
  we got that ship shot through the fucking roof. Bro I think that shit
• 1:19:31
  probably got like ten million. I mean that could be a good opportunity like
• 1:19:33
  this wee years ago, Shane. That you ever see like those than people
• 1:19:38
  when they start off You see the big Nicol avocado. Yeah, he was
• 1:19:44
  very skinny, white guy, right, and then they're mad depressed like so
• 1:19:51
  it's like, stop, nobody told you you know one second connect we are
• 1:19:57
  not broke. My goodness, Well, he only does it because he ain't
• 1:20:01
  wearing the headphones. You can't hear whose fault is choice? Erica bought you
• 1:20:08
  headphones? Hey, now he's doing he's on that. You're nasty. Looks
• 1:20:15
  such a nasty smurg on his fucking face the second time. Actually, somebody
• 1:20:21
  else brought up earlier. This is the first time, not on camera,
• 1:20:25
  not on camera? What was the what you know, I'm the difference I
• 1:20:30
  said, was the first time? Camel? So you just said second talk?
• 1:20:34
  What was the first time? The first time? Like you know,
• 1:20:39
  said, yeah, you're on you're you're a different times camera. That was
• 1:20:43
  the beginning what he's talking about. Never mind, are you connecting? Yeah,
• 1:20:46
  I'll connected. Like there's a second time. He doesn't win the women
• 1:20:50
  on the pod. It was the second time I was brought up. I
• 1:20:54
  brought up the first time, but it was before. Well, then don't
• 1:20:58
  bring up a few I'm like, what was the first time? The first
• 1:21:01
  time was when you were talking about you? It was something. I got
• 1:21:06
  it, I got it, I understand, I got it. Got okay,
• 1:21:10
  okay, all right, Mike, what do you about to play for
• 1:21:13
  this? It might be something stupid. I'm gonna play something, Mike,
• 1:21:19
  Come on, No, I'm like, I'm play something like fucking dumb.
• 1:21:24
  I'm so stupid. Come on, so fucking stupid. He can't know.
• 1:21:30
  I'm not gonna play anything. It's just something fucking dumb. Just something real,
• 1:21:34
  remedial, something so stupid that it can't even it can't be it's it's
• 1:21:41
  so stupid something, it's just it's just something, just so stupid stupidity.
• 1:21:48
  Just the first voice you hear is of a fucking moron. Choose a power,
• 1:21:54
  once you choose your power. The other pop members, Yeah, that's
• 1:21:57
  fucking stupid. That's a dumb ass a clip. What if the woman saying
• 1:22:02
  you didn't hear what I said? What was I said? The first voice
• 1:22:05
  you hear is of a dumb ass? So who were you gonna play?
• 1:22:12
  When I was gonna play? If I was rudely interrupted? Down? Is
• 1:22:16
  that it should be good? They gave me two chips, although I asked
• 1:22:21
  for an apple, but they gave me the wrong sandwich. I'm really there's
• 1:22:28
  like a twelve or twelve? He said, it's a twelve. They gave
• 1:22:33
  her a spooky the Scooby Dudel. They gave me all I don't under it's
• 1:22:49
  like man instances this it's so many apple. They gave me a sand going
• 1:23:03
  to town, Going to town like it is to think she ordered. Oh
• 1:23:08
  my god, they got this random sandwich exactly how I like it? Whoa
• 1:23:15
  you just get lucky all the time. She went to Chick fil A ask
• 1:23:20
  for water. They gave her an extra large milk chake. Oh my god,
• 1:23:27
  I asked for a designing. They don't even make the size anymore.
• 1:23:30
  Oh my gosh, she gave me a supersize I don't even make She's funny
• 1:23:36
  up there, bro. God. Yeah. One video where she's like,
• 1:23:43
  I'm gonna walk up the stairs today, and it wasn't like stairs stairs,
• 1:23:47
  it was like a step forward. It's like up to like your door type
• 1:23:50
  steps. She was like, I'm gonna do it. Okay, okay,
• 1:24:00
  bro. I was like, every time I feel bad, I just watch
• 1:24:03
  your videos. I'm like, She's funny. But every time i feel like
• 1:24:09
  I'm not going where I need to be. I was like, all right,
• 1:24:13
  that's some funny shipping morons. Skip Bayless is leaving. We dispute it,
• 1:24:21
  just we're on the questions. Oh yeah, skip sleeping, Yeah,
• 1:24:27
  skip sleep. You know that. I saw that. I saw Twitter earlier.
• 1:24:31
  Rf P, Skip Bayless. He's cooked. I mean that ship was
• 1:24:36
  down exactly. It was literally the writing has been on the wall first episode
• 1:24:42
  about a year, and then Shannon left. They brought it back that first
• 1:24:45
  episode even when he was on there, I wasn't it was super cooked.
• 1:24:47
  When they gave Paul Pierce a chance, Yeah, because why the did you
• 1:24:51
  see gave Paul a chance to know? Well? Why is he getting another
• 1:24:56
  chance? Did you see what he said? I partly feel responsible for Lebron's
• 1:25:00
  success. Yeah, he goofy, he's bro, this is incredible. Ain't
• 1:25:12
  no fucking way, bro, this is incredible. They just don't have to
• 1:25:15
  know how to close the doors. It's incredible. Ain't no fucking way.
• 1:25:20
  All right, sorry now, so give you guys context real quick. It's
• 1:25:24
  okay, okay. You know when you watch watching, watching on YouTube,
• 1:25:33
  there is a bunch of assholes. I wish we had an age for this
• 1:25:36
  question, because man, that's what I'm saying. Every question, like especially
• 1:25:41
  relations was like, no, this this is a music question. Me the
• 1:25:45
  fly swatter, don't make a scene, just give him the slaughter. So
• 1:25:53
  the question was you'all type into the newer music scene. Does anybody with ski
• 1:25:59
  mask the slump dude? He just drunk dropped, And I'm curious if you
• 1:26:02
  all care for his music. I don't know who that is. I haven't
• 1:26:04
  listened hess some guy like four years. Yeah, I never even when he
• 1:26:10
  was dropped listening to his music. I like him, but I don't listen.
• 1:26:14
  I haven't thought of my way to Let's not run it too long.
• 1:26:15
  Time you want to go, y'all listen to uh Big Extra plug this,
• 1:26:21
  he's pretty sure talked about it. That that toy. But you listen to
• 1:26:30
  you listen to boss Man boss Man that if you think Bigger is nice.
• 1:26:39
  But that nigga boss Man, they said, does not miss There we go.
• 1:26:44
  They said boss Man Delo is the worst best rapper you've ever heard.
• 1:26:46
  Easily. We don't funk with pigs. It's so simple, but it's so
• 1:26:55
  good. I will better at school now I'm trying to He got peanut butter
• 1:27:00
  in his mouth. He is hard, hard, hard hard. Yeah,
• 1:27:11
  not really checking for him anymore. Ski Mask Bad Music. Check out Bodie
• 1:27:16
  James's new tape Fire hip Hop, hip Hop, real hip hop, real
• 1:27:20
  hip hop, real real hippie hops. Next question, I know they didn't,
• 1:27:25
  but did you did you listen to Eminem's new album? I was going
• 1:27:27
  to mention I was like, fuck, I know they didn't, but did
• 1:27:30
  you know did you feel? Because he's just acting like old eminem on that
• 1:27:38
  he's like, I'm trying to get canceled. No, he's he he right
• 1:27:43
  now. It's the whole concept of the album is him having an internal battle
• 1:27:47
  with his altered So. Yeah, but you have to listen to like the
• 1:27:56
  songs currently have to. Yeah, you got to listen to order in order,
• 1:28:00
  as you should when listening to that's what album. But you can't,
• 1:28:02
  like, you know how it really have to They gotta listen to order?
• 1:28:09
  Is it? They're putting order for a reason? Ever since he started growing
• 1:28:12
  a beard, I can't listen to it was trashed ever since. Ever since
• 1:28:15
  it's been like nineteen ninety nine, I kind of like gave up stop it.
• 1:28:23
  Honestly, ever since the movie. I'm going to say, like I
• 1:28:27
  like Recovery, the movie two thousand and five Recovery. Recovery was good.
• 1:28:31
  Once I became a like more of an adult and realized that he was very
• 1:28:34
  child once I had sex, Yeah, that was funny. And it's funny
• 1:28:39
  seeing those videos of gen Z reacting to Eminel. They're like, doesn't move
• 1:28:45
  because it's so yeah to them now, but like that was like normal to
• 1:28:49
  us. Yeah, it was never normal. That's what made him popular.
• 1:28:54
  Yeah, yeah, it was never normal. It wasn't he was the only
• 1:28:58
  one doing but it wasn't like crazy it was and it came out now it
• 1:29:01
  was crazy. It was just the fact that we don't know the canceled cancel
• 1:29:04
  back then, even though he was saying some wowd ship this album and I
• 1:29:09
  was like, ah, but I think he's doing that on purpose. Oh
• 1:29:12
  yeah, he's definitely doing on purpose. That's what I'm doing now. That
• 1:29:14
  was the the that's a shady alter ego and not Marshall Mathers. Eminem canceled
• 1:29:18
  cancel culture wasn't a thing, so people used to say a lot of crazy
• 1:29:21
  ship, but he always said crazy ship like it's not like that was.
• 1:29:25
  And that's like a Detroit thing too, like the whole horror core rap.
• 1:29:31
  Yeah, it was a nice listen a sub genre that I don't really get
• 1:29:35
  into. If you're a fan of Eminem, it sounds more like his older
• 1:29:40
  stuff than more recent But yeah, if you're white, no, just gooding
• 1:29:45
  the majority of white that's like, what's it called. I don't know.
• 1:29:55
  I was about to say, that's like recently I listened to uh Dance with
• 1:29:59
  the Devil by more technique like I heard it a long time ago. What
• 1:30:01
  are we doing here? Man? What think about Eminem? Maybe think about
• 1:30:09
  I'm sorry, think about Eminem made me think about that that got white fans
• 1:30:14
  than black fans. Okay, so that argument is not good. What's the
• 1:30:18
  argument? That next question? Well, no, what's the argument? What's
• 1:30:23
  the argument if he doesn't have one? Exactly? That's what I said,
• 1:30:26
  he doesn't have Just saving the embarrassing. Let's just keep this please, he
• 1:30:30
  doesn't know. I'm not going to make it a thing because we only have
• 1:30:33
  a few minutes left. You have questions? Hey, kenan next question?
• 1:30:39
  What are you talking about? Thanks? What do you mean by that?
• 1:30:47
  Next question was actually, will y'all ever have more merch like a rolling tray?
• 1:30:53
  I guess rolling? We've had rolling merch. No, that's what merch
• 1:30:58
  that they want. They just want NTS everything. How about this sliders a
• 1:31:04
  rolling tray and an NTS sticker to put on it? Mmm or anti stickers?
• 1:31:11
  We did before, we just haven't done in a while. There you,
• 1:31:15
  I mean anything can be NTS if you guess show? Can you add
• 1:31:19
  that on shoplify? No, I'm talking about rolling track. I don't know
• 1:31:23
  roll I don't think I can check, but they might not make Man,
• 1:31:26
  it's just a little plate, right, exactly, a square plate. They
• 1:31:30
  gotta have it put on it. I don't have a rolling trade vendor yet.
• 1:31:39
  M h. Real question. You are alone on the stage and have
• 1:31:44
  to sing a song for a million dollars? What song is everyone singing?
• 1:31:47
  Let's say you got to get all the words right? Because if you have
• 1:31:53
  to sing a song for a million dollars, you could sing any song and
• 1:31:55
  everybody's easy. But I'm singing Roses by cast easy. M that's that's everybody
• 1:32:00
  singing that? Oh, everybody. You have to get everybody to sing it?
• 1:32:04
  A million? Said everybody singing? Right? No, we sing like
• 1:32:13
  you got to get the crowd. I mean you can still do that if
• 1:32:17
  you want. I know all the words of that song. Uh where I
• 1:32:19
  want to be Donald Jones? Easy from all your experience, past experience.
• 1:32:26
  I'm singing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to make sure I
• 1:32:29
  don't suck up the song because it is for twelve million dollars, I'm gonna
• 1:32:31
  sing the aavy c's Uh it's a million, say twelve dollars. Question?
• 1:32:39
  Not for that? For that you're getting one you only getting one, you're
• 1:32:42
  getting one hundred thousands. All it takes is one. All it takes is
• 1:32:48
  one slip up of a word. Now and now you stutter on one one
• 1:32:51
  letter, one one letter, And they say, maybe I wasn't gonna say
• 1:32:56
  twinkle twinkle little star. But depending on where you're from, there are different
• 1:32:59
  words, and that's it don't make sense to me. I could swear happy
• 1:33:01
  birthday? Which happy birthday? Are gonna the one that you're saying birthday?
• 1:33:06
  Which works for you? Yeah? M hm oh, but yeah, no,
• 1:33:11
  I definitely do ben if it has to be a real song. If
• 1:33:15
  it has to be a real song man without that one, Honestly, I
• 1:33:17
  have no idea. I could also do the sat you on the floor of
• 1:33:21
  Bruno Mars mm hmm, okay uh ship. There's so many songs I could
• 1:33:30
  do. I'm trying to get the other songs I can do, because when
• 1:33:32
  I know the words of a song, I know the oh you know a
• 1:33:36
  song, I would do the thong song. You know it's the same words
• 1:33:42
  every verse. He never changes up the word give me the first line of
• 1:33:46
  the verse. The scandalous nigga, the handle list, you're not trying to
• 1:33:59
  get the crowd happy, gonna get the words right, not taking that song
• 1:34:13
  yo, crazy good times. I'll probably sing that like one of the old
• 1:34:19
  weekend songs. I would probably know all the words. What's that song?
• 1:34:25
  What you want? What you need? What you need? You know?
• 1:34:28
  Yeah, God, everything you want me. I'll do anything you want times
• 1:34:34
  to be. I don't know. I think I know all the words to
• 1:34:40
  me myself and I maybe when I see you, my fancy m hm,
• 1:34:45
  I'll put your picture on the mirror already started when I speak. What the
• 1:34:57
  hell is this last one? The last one? You know? I already
• 1:35:04
  know you paid for the couchie. I don't know what the question this is,
• 1:35:06
  but let's see. Let me preface by saying, I ain't no type
• 1:35:10
  of dude to pay for some couchie, right, Yeah, I heard enough.
• 1:35:14
  I passed. I've passed on strippers one in the smash because I've already
• 1:35:17
  given them money and it felt wrong. Okay, So my question for y'all
• 1:35:24
  if y'all were to hit the lotto, is there any world where you're hitting
• 1:35:27
  up miss be nasty, because that's something you need in life. No,
• 1:35:30
  she's noting I need. There's nothing I need. I don't need that because
• 1:35:33
  they said if they had eight hundred million dollars, they're making a phone called
• 1:35:38
  I'm xxx dark that's what I'm calling. I'm calling her. I'm calling her
• 1:35:44
  is fucking filter. I love her, So y'all are making the call now?
• 1:35:47
  No, no, I'm saying, no, oh her, Yeah,
• 1:35:51
  yeah, Okay, I'm not paying for it. I might You're not paying
• 1:35:57
  It's nothing, you know, it's ricking off a little bit of change.
• 1:36:00
  Nothing. I'm not paying for coochie. No, I don't mean what that
• 1:36:09
  girl say is listen, I already loved me some chocolate and that that's that's
• 1:36:15
  elite chocolate. Kea Keenan's having wild thoughts. Just I just sent her the
• 1:36:27
  group chat the other day. I was like, oh my god, she
• 1:36:30
  was doing that twenty one. It was like she got that white dude.
• 1:36:33
  I was like this Nigga Pie. I was like, oh, she posts
• 1:36:38
  a video on Instagram talking about up. She said, I'm gonna get you
• 1:36:43
  out here because white She said, no, white guy, don't only fuck
• 1:36:47
  with black man. This is Nigga Pie. I was like, Wow,
• 1:36:50
  I like her. Taxtic that's been nasty. She's cool, but she don't
• 1:36:55
  know. I don't know. I'm not paying no, no, because it
• 1:37:00
  wasn't about her specifically. Yeah, because here's the thing list. Even if
• 1:37:04
  I get that much money and I'm single, I'm probably gonna put the phone
• 1:37:12
  call in for what, for what? To who? To her? For
• 1:37:17
  what? You know? How many eaters out there are in the world that
• 1:37:21
  are unknown, and you're about to pay for her? There's nothing to me
• 1:37:26
  an eight hundred million dollars how much money is? Oh, you can get
• 1:37:29
  it. That's like me doing that's like me doing it for a dollar.
• 1:37:31
  Now, nothing's free if you can get it for the free. But will
• 1:37:34
  the free be her? You can play you could, You could pay any
• 1:37:40
  You could get any nigga to play basketball for free. Yeah, but Lebron
• 1:37:48
  Okay, not free, not free. It's gonna cost you a couple couple,
• 1:37:53
  a couple of schmackles. Now the Lebron of Dick sucks. It's gonna
• 1:38:00
  cost you something. It's gonna cost you something. Got a big tongue,
• 1:38:02
  and I know you've seen the footage. It's fantastical. Tongue is always is
• 1:38:10
  one of those words that I can never spell correctly on the first time because
• 1:38:14
  I say, I pronounced you you exactly, so that's every time, right,
• 1:38:17
  tongue you well, no, no, no, no, yeah you
• 1:38:21
  do because I pronounced it how it's spelled. Tongue t O U n g
• 1:38:26
  E. That's what you do. Well, you're dyslexic and we all know
• 1:38:28
  this. So he's not, no, not just like he said, don't
• 1:38:32
  be ablest, I'm not. I'm just saying what what I've heard him say
• 1:38:36
  before, said things backwards a lot. Yeah, you know where college players
• 1:38:43
  went. The NFL plays went to college. So that's not like I'm not
• 1:38:45
  just it's a different spot on this. I'll take my definitely on the same
• 1:38:53
  line. I'll take just a different areas. That's behavior puzzle different. I'll
• 1:38:59
  take my superpower. You're super power. But I'm doing one more now.
• 1:39:06
  It's not even you want one more? You want one more? Make it?
• 1:39:11
  You you got begged for it. Doctor, Did you give us one
• 1:39:16
  more question? More question? D d please one more question? Please?
• 1:39:21
  Like, Okay, okay, that's enough. Ga more bad brother? Oh
• 1:39:29
  yeah, shout out to him that dude, all shout to him. Well,
• 1:39:32
  I'm sorry to dude making fun of him. That was funny. I
• 1:39:35
  don't with nobody said, yeah, there's a couple people that what do you
• 1:39:41
  say, Like what you say? No, No, this is not the
• 1:39:45
  Patriot. I was saving the Patriot. That's gonna be the opening line of
• 1:39:48
  the patre it will be. I'm sorry that Shoul had me crying when he
• 1:39:56
  did it. So if you I'm sorry, just preference. If you don't
• 1:39:59
  know who sketches, he's like a content creator he made. We talked about
• 1:40:08
  him last week, we did, Are you sure? I think we did
• 1:40:12
  not talk about Sketch. I know we talked about before. Yeah, I
• 1:40:15
  talked about him because I was watching his videos. I was telling you all
• 1:40:16
  that, like, yeah, I like, yo, y'all gotta start walking.
• 1:40:19
  Dude's funny, Michael, He's hilarious. Oh you're talking about the ship.
• 1:40:23
  That ship is different. Whoever went and found so Sketch does twitch ship?
• 1:40:30
  Someone went and found out that he was doing only fans content, but
• 1:40:33
  not just only fans content, it was gay stuff. So I don't even
• 1:40:38
  whoever found this. You were on Freaky DG timing already just throwing out there.
• 1:40:45
  Yeah, but people are trying to like they were making fun of him,
• 1:40:47
  saying that he was faking. Who he was and oh he he's he's
• 1:40:51
  gay. We can't like, what does that mean? What does that?
• 1:40:56
  Current has? Absolutely nothing at all. I don't care about that. And
• 1:40:59
  there was one dude particular who was really on his ass. Dude, his
• 1:41:01
  name is like Sneaker or something that nobody's checking for him, Like what the
• 1:41:04
  fuck? He was like super homophobic? Yeah, what you know what that
• 1:41:08
  means? Even soft Gardner called him out, like anytime you're this hard homophobic
• 1:41:13
  stuff. Yeah, the calls coming from inside the house exactly like nothing the
• 1:41:16
  sketch was doing in his in his life before he was even doing the ship,
• 1:41:20
  nothing doing when he when he was like he came out to like,
• 1:41:24
  I guess addressed out everything. He was cracking jokes. He started to forget.
• 1:41:28
  He was like, he said, I did not have sexual relations.
• 1:41:30
  That man was like, actually I did, he said. I know,
• 1:41:34
  we're gonna address the elephant in the room. Yes, I got a haircut.
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  I like the cut of your jib. Not that you should be more
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  about the cut of that boy's jib, not at all, not at all,
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  but this is actually question all right alone. My boyfriend and I were
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  having a debate about the typical age of boys starts watching porn. He claims
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  the average age is ten years old. Ten. I have a ten year
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  old cousin and I simply cannot fathom him watching anything remotely close to porn.
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  What are your thoughts on this? And I dare ask how old were each
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  of you when you started watching? Okay, not ten? Like thirteen?
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  Fourteen? Yeah, you late blooming ass bitch. What I ten? In
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  fourth grade you're watching porn. Wouldn't even get hard? Okay, okay,
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  in fourth grade you're watching porn. Okay, hold not just googling boob.
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  No, hold on, you're watching porn. Watch it out of curiosity because
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  it's it's it's taboo, like you're not supposed to be watching it. And
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  then back then there was a lot of the especially and so you just flipped
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  the chairs and you see it, and then such on the weekend when you're
• 1:42:53
  an old man like Black paulse like them late nights, when fucking girl's gonna
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  wild. Ten years old, that's that's nothing, guess that is that's literally
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  yewn is porn. Yes, that's porn. Watch it, like I said
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  that, you might flip through it. We all have, We all grew
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  up with cable. You go through HBO and Ship Shi and fucking broa Saturday,
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  a whole bunch of covered up coochies. Just I didn't have that,
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  and either way, I didn't. Once we did have that, I was
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  already here. So I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen. By then
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  we're saying that house and ship. When you're that age, like you're up
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  late at night, your parents let you stay up, especially during the summer.
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  I didn't keep talking about house or I would not say I was watching
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  porn or even discovering your dad's collection. I did find one of his magazines.
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  Well, I was probably like definitely even even so for me it was
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  I was looking like late, that's a lot of hair. I would be
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  studying the backs of them covers. And the thing is like, I feel
• 1:43:55
  like it's probably even earlier because these kids are getting fucking tablets, horns everywhere
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  coming out the kuchie, but also porn is way more accessible to exactly it
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  might be earlier we had we had the word forger like we did. We
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  had to get a d v D, put the d v D, keep
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  it on me, watch out, and make sure we put the DVD back
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  to where it was the cable the cable channel channels with the fucking lines you
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  would have got focused. It's like, I think that was an areola.
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  Yeah, it wasn't calling nipple. Keep going to keep the last channel on
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  Nickelodeons so you can flip back matter, Well he's not on here, but
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  change the channel. So evidence the black box and like question, they had
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  the black box, we used to they had the Spice channel. Po stole
• 1:44:42
  the cable yeah jesus yeah, the bootleg black box. Yeah, so your
• 1:44:45
  your your ten year old cousin is probably absolutely at this point yea. And
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  in today's dage and if he hasn't got the porn yet, he's on YouTube
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  looking up girls, kissing girls, shaky butts. I mean you can just
• 1:44:59
  google some boobs. You can go on Wikipedia and see someone getting nutted.
• 1:45:02
  That's true with the Little Cartoon, Bucky Cartoon, bu Cocky, Yeah,
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  they're yeah, it's all there, alrighty, the materials there if you if
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  you want it, you want it to be something. If you don't want
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  it, because the amount of ship I see, I'm just looking at the
• 1:45:18
  highlights of soccer then I was like a soccer game, like what the fuck,
• 1:45:26
  let me clear the cooking. I mean at dirty. I'm not bad
• 1:45:28
  at it, but I wasn't really I'm trying to scroll over timeline at work.
• 1:45:31
  Let me clear this, trying to look at you know, normal ships
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  like funny you know n C double a ship and yeah, like college football
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  when you play with me at the big game. My god, damn,
• 1:45:42
  damn bitch, you got big saw some Argentina or t make me forget some
• 1:45:48
  things for you. You're working at home. I'm in always people certain certain
• 1:45:57
  person see my ship. I'm I'm done. Yeah, but yeah, yep.
• 1:46:02
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• 1:46:04
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