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Hour 3 – Reaves Gonna Leave? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three on this Friday,
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  Speaker 2: with lame jokes. Later in the hour, the big news
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  Speaker 2: in basketball a rejection of a ninety million dollar contract offer.
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  Speaker 2: Does Austin Reeves turning down the extension mean his days
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  Speaker 2: with the Lakers are numbered? Also, Yannis trade rumors popping
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  Speaker 2: up again. Would you translate the cryptic report on the
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  Speaker 2: Greek freak for the regular guy?
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  Speaker 1: We'll do that.
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  Speaker 2: And should Brooklyn fans be worried the NBA people were
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  Speaker 2: going out of their way to make fun of the
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  Speaker 2: Nets draft picks in the first round, We'll talk about
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  Speaker 2: that as well. Right now, settle in, it's our number three.
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  Speaker 2: Austin is Boston or Boston?
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  Speaker 2: pro Bouncy Ball the second round of the Draft. Cannot
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  Speaker 2: wait to see how few people watched the second round
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  Speaker 2: of the draft. I mean, I don't know anyone that
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  Speaker 2: checked it out. I didn't watch it, and normally I'm
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  Speaker 2: always looking for stuff to get content out of and isa, no,
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  Speaker 2: I had no interest in the second round.
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  Speaker 1: I have no interest.
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  Speaker 2: Passed like the fifth pick of the first round of
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  Speaker 2: the draft, and according to the ratings, neither did you
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  Speaker 2: or you or you as very few people tuned in
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  Speaker 2: after the first two picks of the draft. But our
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  Speaker 2: lead is from the NBA. They held the second round
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  Speaker 2: and that's not much of a talker. There is some
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  Speaker 2: compelling sports talk radio content from La La Land as
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers continue to have a disastrous offseason, the very rocky,
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  Speaker 2: very rocky, if you've not heard the latest on this.
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  Speaker 2: In a huge embarrassment to the once proud Laker franchise
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  Speaker 2: guard Austin Reeves, a scrub nobody who's become somebody with
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers, turning down a four year, ninety million dollar extension,
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  Speaker 2: rejecting the Lakers says, I don't want your money, i
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  Speaker 2: don't need your money. I'm not going to take your money,
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  Speaker 2: opting instead to test the free agent market after the
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  Speaker 2: upcoming season. Now, Reeves does have one more year remaining
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  Speaker 2: on his contract and a player option which he's clearly
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  Speaker 2: not going to accept, and then he is free to
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  Speaker 2: roam around, roam around the wacky wacky world of pro
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  Speaker 2: bouncy ball. So let us discuss the question, does Austin
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  Speaker 2: Reeves turning down a massive extension does this mean his
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  Speaker 2: days with the Lakers are numbered?
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  Speaker 1: Plot thickens.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Taylor Swift, Southern Pacific Railroad, and dart throwing,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: going to take a nice bath is what we're going
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  Speaker 2: to take. So, first of all, to answer the question Reeves,
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  Speaker 2: Austin Reeves turning down this ninety million dollar extension doesn't
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  Speaker 2: mean his days with the Lakers are number absolutely, absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent. Now, you can kid yourself and say
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  Speaker 2: that's not the case, but the real ones know, the
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  Speaker 2: real ones know here that Reeves is betting on himself. Now,
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  Speaker 2: he's betting on himself. And while certainly cash is king,
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  Speaker 2: every man, woman and child knows that cash is king
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  Speaker 2: in this case, it's not only about the money, right
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  Speaker 2: thee the low information fan will say, oh, it's just
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  Speaker 2: about the money. That Reeves declined the deal because he'll
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  Speaker 2: be eligible for a two hundred forty seven million dollar
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  Speaker 2: contract the max deal with the Lakers over four years,
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  Speaker 2: or a five year deal for two forty seven Then
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  Speaker 2: if he doesn't stay with the Lakers, he can leave
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  Speaker 2: and go somewhere else and get a one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: eighty three million So either way, he's going to get
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  Speaker 2: a lot more money than he would have gotten if
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  Speaker 2: he had signed the extension. However, there's a bigger underlying condition. Now,
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  Speaker 2: don't shoot the messenger here, but there's an issue the
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  Speaker 2: Lakers cannot address. They cannot pacify Austin Reeves.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what they do.
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  Speaker 2: And as William Shakespeare in Hamlet said, to be or
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  Speaker 2: not to be a headliner, And that's the issue here.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to be an above the marquee player?
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to be a player that moves the needle?
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  Speaker 2: Are those things that are important to you?
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  Speaker 1: Are they?
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  Speaker 2: Those are questions that Austin Reeves is going to have
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  Speaker 2: to answer. Do you want to be the straw that
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  Speaker 2: stirs the drink or just an ice cube that melts
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  Speaker 2: in the drink. And if Austin Reeves chooses to stay
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  Speaker 2: with that ugly ass Laker uniform, he will never be
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  Speaker 2: the man, He'll never be above the marquee, He'll never
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  Speaker 2: be that player. He will be pigeonholed to supporting actor.
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  Speaker 2: That's it right. He'll have a seat at the kitty table,
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  Speaker 2: not the cronups table, the kitty table there. And last
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  Speaker 2: year they had Lebron and Anthony Davis, and now coming
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  Speaker 2: up this year it's going to be Lebron and Luca
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  Speaker 2: and then the third wheel, the tersary contributor would be
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  Speaker 2: Austin Reeves. So if Austin Reeves hopes to be Taylor
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  Speaker 2: Swift and get out there and start crooning. He's got
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  Speaker 2: to leave. He's got to go somewhere else. And you
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  Speaker 2: can't be the man unless you leave the man behind.
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  Speaker 2: And he can stay with the Lakers and be a
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  Speaker 2: backup singer if you want to do that. You know
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  Speaker 2: who wants to do that. Maybe he does. Otherwise, got
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  Speaker 2: to get out of there. You're not ever going to
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  Speaker 2: be the ribbi on the menu. You are going to
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  Speaker 2: be the Salisbury steak with lumpy mashed potatoes. That is
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  Speaker 2: what you're going to be if you stay there. And
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  Speaker 2: let's also not forget that Austin Reeves Whift absolutely vanished,
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  Speaker 2: which I loved every misshot and every awkward moment in
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  Speaker 2: the playoffs against the Minnesota basketball team. So he's been
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  Speaker 2: on himself. I would be surprised if he stays with
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers. I think he's gotta have his eyes wandering here.
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  Speaker 2: And why would you want to stay with the Lakers anyway,
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  Speaker 2: Go make your own mark and don't be a second
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  Speaker 2: wheel or third wheel rather as he is with the
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  Speaker 2: Lakers now. Secondly, speaking of gossip in pro bouncy, but
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  Speaker 2: we go to Milwaukee, where the cheese curds are fresh
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  Speaker 2: and the basketball is getting stale.
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  Speaker 1: So some chatter here, some rumors.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought the ink was dry on the Yannis
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  Speaker 2: Adentakombo saga, you are a loser.
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  Speaker 1: Think again.
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  Speaker 2: So we're now hearing that Yannis is still evaluating O
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  Speaker 2: m G. He's still evaluating the Milwaukee Bucks offseason, thinking
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  Speaker 2: about a future outside of Milwaukee. Oh no, So would
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  Speaker 2: you translate?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 2: Will you translate the cryptic reporting on the Greek freak
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  Speaker 2: for the regular guy as his name is back in
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  Speaker 2: the echo chamber of sports chatter, So yes, I will
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  Speaker 2: translate to you. Imagine if you will, Jannis Adentacumbo wearing
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  Speaker 2: one of those cool hats that has the stripes on
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  Speaker 2: them from Southern Pacific Railroad. And you see Giannis is
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  Speaker 2: wearing that cab because he is the engineer of the locomotive,
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  Speaker 2: the steam engine locomotive old school that is going round
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  Speaker 2: the mountain, going round the mountain right now, and he
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  Speaker 2: will drive the content train for a good amount of
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  Speaker 2: the summer, will he or.
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  Speaker 1: Will he not? Request a trade? Developing now?
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  Speaker 2: A lot of observing the breathless reporting, minute by minute
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  Speaker 2: reporting says a lot of observing the Greek Freak is doing,
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  Speaker 2: which is code for Yannis is already already out there.
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  Speaker 2: He's concerned, he's confused, he's bewildered, he's not bemused, and
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  Speaker 2: he's googling how to leave Milwaukee? How do I get
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  Speaker 2: out of Milwaukee? So, yeah, he's under an extension. So
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned this in previous episodes, and one of our
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  Speaker 2: listeners in Milwaukee emailed me and a very kind gentleman,
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  Speaker 2: nice Midwestern.
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  Speaker 1: Hospitality, and then he like MF me and all that
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  Speaker 1: and said, we just not an extension.
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  Speaker 2: He's not going anywhere, Okay, So let me address that
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  Speaker 2: since the gentleman with that nice mid Western hospitality MF
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  Speaker 2: ME and used every other curse word you can mention
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  Speaker 2: clearly inebriated. So extensions in the modern NBA think of
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  Speaker 2: them like pre nuptial agreements. They are meant to be
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  Speaker 2: broken when the ring does not come. So, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the Bucks, if they whiff this summer swing, swing a whiff,
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  Speaker 2: do not be shocked.
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  Speaker 1: Do not be shocked.
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  Speaker 2: If Giannis presses that red button and you know, the
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  Speaker 2: one that activates the escape patch and right into the
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  Speaker 2: transfer portal, into the portal, you go, and you follow
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  Speaker 2: all the buzzwords I've noticed in recent years, the modern
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  Speaker 2: buzzword for star player that's disgruntled, that wants to leave
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  Speaker 2: but doesn't want to see him.
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  Speaker 1: Like the bad guy.
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  Speaker 2: They say, it's all about the fit, like you're going
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  Speaker 2: into a haberdasherie and you're trying on a pair of
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  Speaker 2: pants or a jacket or something like that. It's all
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  Speaker 2: about the fit and the timeline has to match up.
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  Speaker 2: They use that term. That's a buzz term. They use
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  Speaker 2: a lot and I need to see the vision, and
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  Speaker 2: I need to see the vision. It's all It's like
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  Speaker 2: you're at an art museum or something you the love.
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  Speaker 2: So if Giannis does decide to leave, this will all
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  Speaker 2: be negotiated on on the side, right on the side.
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  Speaker 2: The usual suspects, the Knicks, the Nets because it's the
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  Speaker 2: New York market, the Warriors, the Heat, the Spurs, the
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  Speaker 2: usual suspects.
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  Speaker 1: Will all be in place.
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  Speaker 2: So file that one away now, final thought. So the
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  Speaker 2: NBA Draft is now done. Nobody really paid attention to
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  Speaker 2: the second round, but the first round got a fair
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  Speaker 2: amount of attention, and there was a common theme that
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  Speaker 2: was shared by multiple people, including Windy, not Wendy's although
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  Speaker 2: he likes it. Windy who reported that a number of
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  Speaker 2: executives and agents were messaging him to tell jokes about
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  Speaker 2: the Nets, that the Nets were so incompetent that other
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  Speaker 2: executives took time out of the draft to just goof
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  Speaker 2: on how stupid the picks were for the Nets. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So the draft they drafted like the United Nations. There,
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  Speaker 2: they got a guy from Israel, guy from France, the US.
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  Speaker 2: They even went outside the United Nations and added Russia.
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  Speaker 2: So should Brooklyn fans be worried? All three of them?
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  Speaker 2: Should the three Brooklyn fans be worried that NBA people
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  Speaker 2: were going out of the way to laugh and make
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  Speaker 2: fun of the Nets draft? So I am going to go,
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  Speaker 2: I got two letters for you. I've got N and
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  Speaker 2: then I add an O and my answers no, My
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  Speaker 2: answer is no, Here's why I who cares? Who's laughing?
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  Speaker 2: One thing I've learned from paying attention to these stupid
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  Speaker 2: drafts over the years is that nobody knows anything right.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like Open Mike Night at Haha's Comedy Club
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  Speaker 2: because the Nets drafted players that weren't supposed to be picked.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: It's the NBA draft, right, And if you're a Nets.
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  Speaker 2: Fan, all three of you. You shouldn't be worried about
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  Speaker 2: the chuckles. You shouldn't be worried about it.
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  Speaker 1: Here's why it is.
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  Speaker 2: The chaos theory of the world, the chaos theory of
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  Speaker 2: the universe in particular, is this again.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knows anything. Nobody knows anything.
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  Speaker 2: And even when you think you've drafted the right player,
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  Speaker 2: he could turn out to be Kwame Brown throwing cakes
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  Speaker 2: and having that as his claim, the famer Andrew Bogan,
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  Speaker 2: who is just a role player, right, not anything special,
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  Speaker 2: or the host of other top picks that turned out
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  Speaker 2: to be jags, just a guy. So you know, know,
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  Speaker 2: the industrial complex of the NBA draft is throwing darts blindfolded.
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  Speaker 2: That's most important. But the Nets have nothing. There's not
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  Speaker 2: a single name brand player on the Brooklyn Nets. They
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  Speaker 2: are flotsam and jetsam. That is a faceless franchise. So
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  Speaker 2: trade the most popular player.
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  Speaker 2: we have here? Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says, fruit
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: snacks and juice boxes. Ferg Dog going with the ron
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Cole retisseriri Oven, set it and forget it. The great
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Ron Pole Peel legends never die. Who else do we have?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Asher is going with a shake weight as his answer?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Workout machine?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very popular.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Alf the Alien Ol Pinter says, the great Tom Emanski
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: VHS videos from back in the day, legend and the
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: crime Dog. Fred McGriff major league superstar Fred McGriff. Who
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: else do we have? Dippin' dots? Bobby and Florida said
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: something like dippin' dots?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Who else you have? King Roy says a lego play set.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one. That's the classic one. All
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: the kids in Milwaukee like that one. The classic Jeffrey Dahmer. Who,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: by the way, Jeffrey Dahmer, you know he went to
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Ohio State. Jeffrey Dahmer did he?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: For some reason?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Ohio State doesn't promote that Donkey sausage says A pet rock.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Is the answer.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Josh, Josh went with Tammy and Montana.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Keith Ocho Texto says he credits drinking spiked urine compliments
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: of Doc Mike.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: We haven't heard from Doc Mike in a while. You
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: got the doc. What happened to him? Maybe's arrested again.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Mister irrigation says pep talk from Joe Scarborough. Well, mister irrigation,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: you watch a lot of a lot of the political
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: stuff on TV. Attila, our buddy from Florida says the
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: A's player's success is due to the Fresh Gabba goop
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: on sour dough bread Manga Manja Manja Manja. Nature boy
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: says the diabetes from Wilfred Brimley p F Flyers guessed
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: by DJ Spin that's his answer. Hawk Tua from Robin Minnesota.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Mark Twain was guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota inca
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: terror who is going to be back for the Malor
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Palooza as our celebrity judge, a classically trained musician who's
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: performed all over the world, says, eating Campbell's chunky soup
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: with t O's mom is the answer. Meditation guest by
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Canuck Struck that's his name.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Blue chew guest by truck or Joe. We don't have
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: to talk about what's in your car right now? Marden
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Fresh Hello, a Oiji board from Chip and the Cues.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That's his answer. And by the way, Doug Doug also
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: went with blue Chew, So you boys, we know it's
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: on their mind.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Who else we have?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Parito says curvaceous Mexican girls from the Central Valley.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: That's what's on your mind?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Parto, Tom the Plumber says jose Canseeco's steroid diet. All right, LARAA,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: do you have an answer? The Sacramento Athletics rookie shortstop
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Jacob Wilson, crediting Blank for his early season success.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I think the answer is obvious. Ben, it's mini wheaties.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Mini wheaties.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Fine answers, that correct. That's the year no athletic shocking
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: rookie shortstop Jacob Wilson playing there in Sacramento credits the
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: video game Fortnite for.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: His success in the big leagues. He says that the
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: the fast decision making strategy gets him ready for games.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: He says, when you're in the batter's box, you have
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: to process a lot. He credits the video game for
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: helping him train and making decisions. How about that, Jerome,
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: you buy that your home that a big league player
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: is having success Jerome and Charleston because of Fortnite.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: I can care less about video games, Ben, I'm from
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: a different era all the.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Game What were your games? Erme?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: When you were a kid, you had to play games
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: at some point. Everyone's a kid. You're you're all grown
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: up in a grumpy man now. But as a kid,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: right when you were a little kid, well, you went
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: to what did you do?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You play like pinball machines? What did you do?
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: No, we played football on the streets on concrete man,
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: and then people will call a police on us to
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: run us out of the streets because we were they
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: were afraid of football. During football round in the streets
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: were hit and damastair car. So that was one of
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: my fondest memories were growing up is like the police
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: would come battling down the streets like we were criminals,
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: and all we were doing was playing football in the
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: middle of Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, well let's get some that's just some
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: other other people were complaining. And we used to play.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, we would play with the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: neighborhood kids. We played baseball, but our parents forced us
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: to use the tennis ball because they were worried we
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: were going to break a window. And then one of
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: the neighborhood kids actually did break a window with a
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: tennis ball, which is hard to do, but managed to
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: So yeah, hey, t tell Austin if he's tied of
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: taking the link of money, since he turned that down,
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: he can always go across town to the cliff joint
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: because I hit that guy Bomber. He's pretty stating rich, you.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Know, that's right. He's got a lot of cash there.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the money he.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Can afford him, or he could do like old Corn Caruzo,
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: you can go to the Olahoma's in here and be
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: a champions. Yet no, I got a.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Real ring, like that's right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Take that Rick, oh and all you a hole laker
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: historians take that the guy he and.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: That how great was that, Jerome.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: He he let the quiet part out and then he
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: got a lot of crap for it, so he had
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: to pretend like he didn't say that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: He said he was drunk.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: Because as comedy.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: That was a great comment.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: My favorite comment from the Thunder winning the championship was
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: that comment. So I loved it. It was great, It
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: was honest, it was raw. It wasn't that media filtered
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: bull crap. That's what every real basketball fan knows. That
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: is a counterfeit ring. The Lakers are cursed. They haven't
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: won since Kobe Bryant was playing. That doesn't count. That's
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: a fact.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: Hey, they got plenty of trophies. How many how many
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: you clip? Joint? Goddamn.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I don't care about trophies. Trophies collect dust. I'm not
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: worried about trophies. And this ain't the This ain't the
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: history channel, Jerome. We're not doing the history channel here.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: Okay, doesn't care about when for the competition?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in it, man, I'm a competitor's room.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I win every quarter hour, baby, I dominate every quarter hour,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: no quarter hours off.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah right, Hey, by the way, dam what happened Brandy quick?
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: You know those two guys that come on after you.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I think he had a I think he had a baby.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I guess he's got he's trying to recover from having
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: the baby.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know his wife had a baby. He had
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: a baby's breaking story.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: You call that show. I don't know what to tell you.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: It's not my problem. I don't know what happened to him.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: What I have to talk to you because you don't
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: like the only one on the network I know.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I know those other shows are smart. Yeah, yeah, the
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: other shows are smart.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: I don't listen to those shows.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, you only listen to this show. Droom. You're loyal.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You're loyal to this show.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Money is damn tell me me. Although that one guy,
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: he's got like two jumps, he's making a power of money.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's making a pile of money.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: That gottlieb gun What he said about me, He said,
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: I'm one of the reasons why it makes this cut
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: so bad because I got angry and I talked about
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Dereck McQueen's congratulations, Derek, you're going to the New Orleans
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Pelicans can't wait to start one in there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're sorry, So Gottlie rips you.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: He took a shot at you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because the guy walked. Well that's great and
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: it's no that's cheating because they hold Colorado State. But
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: he's going to the to the Pelotus. He ought to
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: have a lot of fun there. Him and old Angels.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Well, hey, listen, New Orleans is a destination people go
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: on vacation in. New Orleans is a good party town.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: So go there, enjoy yourself, good food. From what I understand,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I've not spent time in New Orleans.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: But and went in basketball too, right where you know
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: where left times?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, Jeroma as you to tell you how they
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: make the hot dogs. You know, a lot of these
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: guys that play basketball don't really care if they win.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: They like to give the illusion they care, but a
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: lot of them don't care. And it's same thing in
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: baseball and football. It's a job. They're making a lot
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: of money. You'd like to think everyone wants to win,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of them don't.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And you can make a.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Great living playing on a crap bag team and there's
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: no pressure because nobody expects.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You to win. You're making a lot of money.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You play your basketball, you don't have to worry about
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: going to the playoffs, so you get an extra month off.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You paid the same money way to go.
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: And you know what I love about it, man, is
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: that when you like me, nobody wants to be your
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: friend because you don't have any money. But when you're rich,
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: everybody's your paying, everybody loves you, got all kinds of
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: women and all that. Yes, yes, that's so great about
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: being rich.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know. All right, I'm not I'm
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: not rich. Yeah, what a sob story to row My god,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: your life's not that bad, all right? Stop stop playing
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: the victim card from the bottom of the deck. I
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: get out of here. Thank you. You're on here for
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: like ten minutes. Let's say hello to keg drinking Steve
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: in Conzauw's city.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Ah Ben Mallon Legends nine or what nights the Wedding
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: of the Century is today?
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: I'm looking at I'm looking at the pictures. Did you
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: see the pictures of Luca over the Slovenian League?
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Oh man, he's.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Good Lucas at the Wedding of the Years. I didn't realize.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: Luca was it the Wedding of the Century.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Wedding of the Century.
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Amazon, Luca Lucas giving me feelings in my nether regions. Man,
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: he's going to be m v P in the NBA.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, every off season Lucas in great shape.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: And then when the season begins, he's double fisting M
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: and m's in one hand and he's got Reese's buttercups and.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: The other so he's no good.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: He's eating right.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: You know that wedding though, that that wedding key drink, Steve.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: That that blows me away.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Like the tabloid covers years ago, when I was a
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: radio stringer, Lauren Sanchez was a was a TV anchor
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, and she did she was the Lakers
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: like locker room reporter, and I actually had dinner with
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: her multiple times that we used to be called Staples Center.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It blows my mind away.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: She's she's like married to the gonna be married of
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: the richest guy in the world.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That is insane.
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: She was like an access Hollywood reporter of the mall.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, she well, she was like doing sports and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: she there were so I don't know, I don't want
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: to shy ripper. I'll get she didn't care who I
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: am anymore. But she was so bad at doing sports television.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: There were people, well, the most famous blooper that Lauren
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Sanchez had, she was doing studio stuff at Fox and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: she was just a teleprompter person, just read off the
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: telepropter and I got sent this clip by like a
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: bunch of people at that time. This is probably thirty
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: years ago. Lauren Sanchez on television. She read off the prompter.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Connors was one of the top tennis players of
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: his e er a which is one of the all
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: time great bloopers. I think they've scrubbed that from the internet,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: but I had. I used to have a copy of it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It was wonderful.
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: I think. I think so far, Kendall Jenner and Leo's girl,
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: I'm looking at the photos of the wedding rehearsal. So
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: far Leo's girlfriend has won the wedding rehearsal and Kylie,
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: Kylie Jenner Man, did you see uh? Stefan Diggs has
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: rented out rented out a mansion for Cardi b over
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: in Paris.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Doesn't wait, doesn't Cardi b have more money than him?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't she shouldn't she be the one to rent out.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: She's the she's got to have more money than stuff?
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Did it more romantic?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Oh? Stop?
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: This never works. This never works. These guys go broke.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: He got busted handing out dope on that on that yard.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: We didn't get busted. He said it wasn't dope.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: It was just pink rock candy Miami. They love pink
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: rock candy in Miami.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, that's right. And this stuff never works. Even
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: Kobe's old lady didn't. It didn't work. And let me
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: let me get talk.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: To Brie or are you done with me? Are you well?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: You've been on there a long time. I don't know
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: that you can continue this. I my god, you ball
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: got in the show.
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: The question on the table is this stuff? If you
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: I don't care if Sydney Sweetey salt cancer, I wouldn't
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: buy a I wouldn't rent a castle out for Does this?
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: Does this stuff actually work?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Are you asking a woman if a man spending ridiculous
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: money on them is a good idea?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: What kind of dumb question is that?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: What do you think they're gonna say?
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: This is a night for this is a day?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Well, ladies night? So yes, Rob, you think romance love.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's real love. The first three marriages she had
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: was not real love. But that's real love. You know
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: that she's finally found real love.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: Broke is gonna go broke. Well, Tom Brady is looking
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: for spoon tang a wedding.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all right, thank you, all right, go away,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: all right, say hello to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: the Leprechaun. Welcome.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: That was a we're comment about Tom Brady.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: But the wedding cost forty five million.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: And I've since I've become rich.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: The ladies do actually seem to like me more?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Are you rich.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: Relatively? What is that a billionaire?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Are you a millionaire? You got millions?
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Absolutely?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Really? How do you make your money?
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: Investments in real estate and teaching and working hard?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Now it's obviously the pot of gold at the bottom
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: of your rainbow.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: He is a lepertaun and the h and when I
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: was a kid, you made no he made those cookies
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, they the leper I have
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the Keebler cookies.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: You have the Keebler elves right there.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: I have a hold back for you for next week.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's be so exciting. And mmy by
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the way, and Lorena Timmy Plemontina, Montana, you were doing.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: A couple of gaymakers there. I do have a tongue.
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: My kids made it and they I generated a song.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Can I play?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, sure, go ahead, knock You're.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: Okay, just play it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Don't don't talk, just play it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's flutzing around.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Horrible story.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, you can't get the work. He's
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: futzing around with the thing of Jake. He's not getting
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: at the work.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: On the weekend. He plays an instrument. But you guys
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: get ai stuff.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Is that true? All right, we're good on that. Thank you.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I don't need to hear anymore then.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: You in person when he comes. When's the Lala Mallard Palooza?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: What's it called?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: The mic was on Bree. I mean that said, can
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you at least pretend like you're engaged? I was.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I just said it wrong. But when is it? I
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: don't have a date.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: We don't have an exact date. I have I have
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: a it's in mid July, and so we're closing. You know,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: once we log next week, we will lock down a
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: date on.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: The because he's been calling and practicing on the weekends
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: for the Mallard Polo.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And who's allowing him to do that, Chris Plank.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Chris Plank is allowing him to play really yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: We're letting him practice like instruments. We're helping you out.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be probably July fifteenth or sixteenth,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: the Mallard Palooser.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: We'll lock down the exact date.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Let me know so I can be up.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Are you going to participate in the mall of pol can't? I? Well,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: what is your skill? What is your time of skills?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Grating cheese? Is that we be doing that the next hour?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: You'll be doing that?
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'll let you know.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: I'll I'll give you my top three skills and then
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: we can pick one.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll do that, but I do need
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: to pause for the cause we're gonna have Big Men's
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  Speaker 2: lame jokes a week. I do not see weed man.
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  Speaker 2: I do not see weed man there, so we might
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  Speaker 2: But we are going to have Big Ben's lame jokes
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  Speaker 3: Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame Week? Blame Week?
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  Speaker 7: Who?
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  Speaker 3: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
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  Speaker 1: That's right here, it is Big Lame Jokes of the Week.
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  Speaker 1: Are you there? Weed Man, Hippie?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: I love you laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Did I have to call and wake you up? Weed
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  Speaker 1: Man Hippie? Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 2: You're dirty, rat, bastard and weed man. Now there's a
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  Speaker 2: kid in Minnesota that you're like his hero. You can't
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  Speaker 2: oversleep for the lame jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Weed man, I love this kid, all right.
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  Speaker 7: You don't even know you know.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Daniel. He's in Saint Paul, Minnesota. He's
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  Speaker 1: a big fan Daniel. There you go say, say, Daniel
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  Speaker 1: make me laugh.
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  Speaker 7: Daniel made me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Did you see that? These are actual jokes by
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  Speaker 2: actual listeners. Care of Ben Maler Show at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that Mallard Militia is shaking his collective
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  Speaker 2: head over weed Man's crypto woes. Yeah, he's always a
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  Speaker 2: day late and a bitcoin short. That's Joe in Virginia Beach.
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  Speaker 2: What did weed Man's new roommate think the first time
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  Speaker 2: he met weed Man?
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  Speaker 1: What he said?
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's the tallest pile of crap I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: That's John and Youngstown, Ohio. Why was weed Man at
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  Speaker 2: the thrift store? Why he passed out by an old lamp?
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  Speaker 2: That's Drew in Minnesota. Did you hear the violins? Violins
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  Speaker 2: have four strings? Did you hear that? Yes, that's two
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  Speaker 2: more strings than weed Man Hippies underwear has. That's Gordon
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  Speaker 2: and Tacoma sent that one in.
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  Speaker 1: It's Big Men's Lame Jokes of the Week.
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  Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners, real human beings
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  Speaker 2: that really are just really funny people, really funny people,
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  Speaker 2: and this.
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  Speaker 1: Is their outlet. Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, we'll skip over that one. What did Marcel
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  Speaker 2: name his new pet cockroach?
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  Speaker 1: What? Weed Man? That's Eric in Kansas? Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear weed Man's was very sad that lame
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  Speaker 2: joolks are getting stale and turned into a hot pilot garb.
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  Speaker 1: You're very upset by that?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he says there isn't much lizo material anymore and
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  Speaker 2: he's offended by all the trash dog.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? Weed Man?
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  Speaker 2: Well, well, that was a bad joke. That was a
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  Speaker 2: bad joke by Tom and Indy. I do better Tom.
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  Speaker 2: What do you call weed Man when he has a roommate?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 1: Dirty spoon?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: That's Tony, Tony in the Bay Area. What does weed
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  Speaker 2: Man say when people call him a bum?
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  Speaker 1: What he begs to differ? He begs to differ. That's
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  Speaker 1: a surfer, Todd.
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  Speaker 2: You're comedian, a multi time joke writer of the Year
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  Speaker 2: in the Benny Awards. He's won many. He's a well decorated,
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  Speaker 2: well honored joke writer. The great surfer Todd, the comedian
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  Speaker 2: from SoCal and also in Baja California. Why did weed
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  Speaker 2: Man quit his job at the sod farm?
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  Speaker 7: Wow? Why?
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  Speaker 2: Well it wasn't the kind of grass rolling he was expecting.
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  Speaker 1: That's why.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's Terry in England. Well here's a dated joke.
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  Speaker 2: But Terry and Saint Paul, not Terry and England Terran.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize Terry Saint Paul, and I also apologize to
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  Speaker 2: Terry in England because he's a schmuck. What do weed
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  Speaker 2: Man and Joel Zumaya that's an old baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Player have in common?
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  Speaker 2: What they both hurt themselves playing around instead of working.
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  Speaker 1: That's Eric.
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  Speaker 2: That was the guy I hurt playing guitar hero years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so a big man's lames jokes the league.
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  Speaker 2: Why was San Francisco the ideal trade partner for the
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Boston Red Sox? Why because Rafael Devers became a giant
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  Speaker 2: pain in the ass or your talkers whatever, that's a
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  Speaker 2: Chip in Maine. Why did why did Boston trade it's
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  Speaker 2: superhero Rafael Devers to San Francisco? Why because Batman was
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Robin the Red Sox. That's our buddy Chip in Maine.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: What will happen if Lorena swears when Mike the Leprechaun
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  Speaker 2: visits the FSR studios, she'll get her mouth washed out
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  Speaker 2: with Irish spring.
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  Speaker 1: That's Eke and that's an Irish joke. Eke in Rose, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: What do you call it when Lorena kicks a leprechaun
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  Speaker 2: in the Lucky Charms?
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  Speaker 1: What a mic drop? A mic drop?
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  Speaker 2: What do you say to blind Scott when he gives
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  Speaker 2: a controversial take?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 1: Third braille? Mam man? Third braill, mam man.
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  Speaker 2: That's Kurt from Earth big bens lame jokes that we
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  Speaker 2: got time for a couple more.
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  Speaker 1: What do we have you?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see a page. Dan, there was a good Marcel joke.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see if I can find this real quick.
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  Speaker 2: I got a lot of jokes here, all right. Marcel
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  Speaker 2: and Brooklyn's cannibal girlfriend asked if he had anything. He said,
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  Speaker 2: all I have is ramen. That's all I have. He
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  Speaker 2: was embarrassed. You know what the girlfriend said, She said,
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  Speaker 2: sounds great. I love raw men.
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  Speaker 1: All right, there you go. That was Ean from Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Fag you weed man, all right, go away, all right,
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  Speaker 1: go to bed,