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OUTRO: The Debrief · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
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  Speaker 2: raw dogging four to seven every weekday on Radioca Hi Jays.
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  Speaker 1: So it was that a bit much?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, it was?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I apologie za. I'm all for it, man,
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  Speaker 3: don't even let anyone bring you down.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not that, I you know, I just since
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  Speaker 1: that we've just been on such a great little expedition
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  Speaker 1: and E one's about sort of down today because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's we've come back from a tropical island, for God's sake,
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  Speaker 1: and it's windy as if outside.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what's do you know? It's brought me
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  Speaker 2: crashing down to earth?
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: Has that we walk in here? You know, tramping on
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  Speaker 4: a brave face And there are four wax patches of
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  Speaker 4: Gulane's back pubes sitting on the desk. And that done
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  Speaker 4: that intentionally too. Yes, he's that's a classic Glane move.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave these head to fuck people off.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's massively discussed, of course it is, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, old Paksan has like a carpet back here
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  Speaker 1: and that's quite luxurious and.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, but silky.
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  Speaker 2: It's silky.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see lanes sort of and it's
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  Speaker 1: only just above the butt as.
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  Speaker 2: Well as who it's attached to, right, totally it is.
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  Speaker 2: And also yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Just and for him to like and I know I
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  Speaker 4: can literally picture him being like, we'll just leave these
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  Speaker 4: head of fun people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's worked.
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  Speaker 5: I also say it as kind of like a given
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  Speaker 5: that it sits right above the crack, sort of a
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  Speaker 5: mud guard, like a mudflap situation. So any like sort
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  Speaker 5: of poos that go flying out the back of him
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  Speaker 5: or as fat particles will get caught in them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. So they're just
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  Speaker 3: sitting there over on the bench.
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  Speaker 1: At the moment that there's lane fecal matter.
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  Speaker 3: Just sort of well there probably already was lan.
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  Speaker 2: Around in the air.
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  Speaker 4: Here in me is full of lane fecal matter, is
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  Speaker 4: full of lane feal matter, especially.
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  Speaker 2: The north Shore area.
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  Speaker 5: Hun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that makes me sair. But how you guys
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  Speaker 2: feeling today?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'll be honest, I my wife was working from
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  Speaker 4: home today and I was like, I'm not putting an
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  Speaker 4: alarm on because I was absolutely fried yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was a big day, to be fair, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big day.
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  Speaker 4: But it's but like I thought, I was sweet as
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  Speaker 4: until you get home and I was just lying on
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  Speaker 4: the couch fortunately didn't have to do the show, and
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  Speaker 4: I drifted off to sleep for like an hour and
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  Speaker 4: a half just on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: And that never happens.
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  Speaker 1: Same here. Yeah, I did exactly the same thing, but
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  Speaker 1: it was a little bit later in the day. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but when I get home,
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  Speaker 1: I have to do a bit of nisty.
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  Speaker 2: Action, right, What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: What it means is like our place. My wife had
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  Speaker 1: been so busy over the weekend and it's looking amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Our decks nearly built.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the builder was there when I arrived yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and he was doing a great job. It's looking really good.
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  Speaker 1: But I need to do things like a quick vacuum, really, yes,
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  Speaker 1: because at ground me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's what you mean by nesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and nesting in the sense of I'm back home now,
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  Speaker 1: so I just need to And then I've got this
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  Speaker 1: addiction to antiseptic wipes, so I'll just get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of those out and just wipe benches and stuff. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a grounding thing for really, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: That's I'm the same as you in the sense that
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  Speaker 5: I can't sit down and relax until everything's done in
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  Speaker 5: any scenario. And if I'm more tired, I've got even
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  Speaker 5: less reason, so I go even further.
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  Speaker 2: So I after you.
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  Speaker 5: Guys left me at customs or bag pack up or
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  Speaker 5: whatever yesterday, I got through customs, got out, got the
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  Speaker 5: ubercame here, dropped all the stuff off, had a chat
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  Speaker 5: on here with Tony Lyle, and then went home, went
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  Speaker 5: to the supermarket, picked up a bunch of shit for
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  Speaker 5: the house from the supermarket, did all my washing, yes,
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  Speaker 5: and then by that time I was making dinner. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I got home, dropped my bag, drove straight to eaten noodles.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, what did you get?
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  Speaker 4: I got my favorite dish witches check it out if
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  Speaker 4: you're an Awkland by the way, and there's probably similar
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  Speaker 4: ones around the country. But it's the two types of
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  Speaker 4: noodle mixed together with magic sauce. Yes, and I always
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  Speaker 4: get the wide noodles medium with extra Sischwan pickle, which
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  Speaker 4: is the cabbage leaves, which are just amazing. Yes, And
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  Speaker 4: I absolutely destroyed that left my bag on the ground,
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  Speaker 4: lay on the couch, boom out for an hour and
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  Speaker 4: a half and then woke up and did the laundry
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  Speaker 4: and tidy tidied up a wee bit. See I respect
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  Speaker 4: that charge up period first though.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I but you know by it was about eight
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  Speaker 1: o'clock watching a bit of TV with my wife there,
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  Speaker 1: and we had all our chats just dozed off.
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  Speaker 2: Eight o'clock. It's a shocking time to nap.
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  Speaker 1: I never doze off.
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  Speaker 2: How long do you doze off? For about an hour?
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  Speaker 2: That's Did you have a ship sleep after that?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Actually I slept like an absolute stone and stallion stallion
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  Speaker 1: standing up and woke up with a rageer did you actually?
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  Speaker 3: Well don't we all? Oh? Yeah you really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Cool?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I got out of bed this morning. Guess what time
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to call. I'm going to say ten am
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  Speaker 4: on the dot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And that wasn't me lying in bed being lazy or anything.
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  Speaker 4: My wife got up at seven thirty I think it was,
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  Speaker 4: and because I didn't see an alarm, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I was, y know, I was a little bit opened
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  Speaker 4: my eyes and I felt like absolute assholes and then
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  Speaker 4: looked at my phone.
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  Speaker 2: It was ten am, and I was like, holy.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck, because we were very like especially Saturday night, because
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  Speaker 4: we stayed up till like one thirty or something and
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  Speaker 4: then we're up.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up quite early anyway the next day for
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  Speaker 4: going to go snorkeling, so I probably had like four
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  Speaker 4: and a half hours sleep or something. Yes, because I
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  Speaker 4: always wake up at weird times on holiday. Yeah, super early.
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  Speaker 1: And there's something about being in hotel rooms that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: go with me anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I used to when you're by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I used to love a hotel room, and now not
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  Speaker 1: so much.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Saturday night to We recorded a Fiji Files
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  Speaker 4: special episode of the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: It's fifty three minutes of I was trying to wrap
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  Speaker 5: it up, man, we'll see what the Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was trying to not.
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  Speaker 2: Wrap it up like the final lead. It will be.
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  Speaker 3: About an outros link, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: How are you feeling about it at this point, jays.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I remember that it was long. It was fucking long,
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  Speaker 1: and that Moggie was chatting a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That's the most of the Mogi talk ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, all very nice things. Oh, it was great, he
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  Speaker 3: was I was loving it.
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  Speaker 4: It was because it wasn't a normal outr It was
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  Speaker 4: a change of scene her, it was a change of topic.
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  Speaker 3: New people. He was a small audience.
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  Speaker 2: We're all steamed in my room, and the audience was weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wow wow, yeah, no, that were great, wet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we had it well, we had a straggler,
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  Speaker 5: which threw me off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right. He was a lovely guy, really lovely girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lovely guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but it was the way that he didn't sit.
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  Speaker 2: Down because he just didn't want to intrude men.
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  Speaker 3: But he was so welcome it. He was welcome.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody was welcome to my Yeah, the podcast studio set
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  Speaker 5: up the winner's got on the Fiji Files pod and
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  Speaker 5: that was a great chair.
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  Speaker 2: They were Yeah, they were awesome, great lovely, lovely blokes.
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  Speaker 2: And then Jay smashed a bottle.
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  Speaker 3: A Fiji gold bottle in my hotel room.
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  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that's what That's when I started trying to
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  Speaker 4: wrap the poddy up.
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  Speaker 5: It was because you weren't on the podcast at one
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  Speaker 5: point and you were levered that you went on the mic,
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  Speaker 5: so you just bufft it at the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm just kidding. You just knocked it off the bench, sorry, Fellows.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, here, Jason, you can come
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  Speaker 2: over by seat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then Mike put a glass directly where the Fiji
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  Speaker 5: gold bottle was and Jason was still saying it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Mike, move the fucking glass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hurdarky.
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  Speaker 2: The WKY Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's really hard at a resort because they shut
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  Speaker 4: things off at ten thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then it's like, we tried to.
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  Speaker 1: Get a party going on the beach, but it didn't
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  Speaker 1: really happen, did it.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, it happened for a brief moment. I've got some
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  Speaker 5: Kylie minoga. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I think we were trying to get the other people involved.
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  Speaker 4: What we should have just done is just gone the
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  Speaker 4: fellers down there and just had some darts and played
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  Speaker 4: some music and drank some beers or something.
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  Speaker 2: But we actually were out of booze.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. And also the people that encouraged the party in
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  Speaker 5: the first place stayed where they were seated, yes, which
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  Speaker 5: I asked them about.
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  Speaker 1: They did a very spectacular dance.
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  Speaker 5: They did, they did they did a line dance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it was as on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I played that song for my wife last night.
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  Speaker 2: She enjoyed it. Ah, I reckon you'll like that song.
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  Speaker 2: I was played the video of them dancing.
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  Speaker 3: She do line dance.
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  Speaker 4: She would probably love to do line dancing. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 4: is the sort of thing she'd love to do. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so what do you reckon? The chances of us releasing
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  Speaker 4: this Fiji podcast are.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent. I think it'll happen. They'll just be
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  Speaker 3: There'll just be things that will.
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  Speaker 2: Wep and beeps and stuff and also music. Just a warning.
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  Speaker 2: We are like, why are you looking at me? While
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  Speaker 2: you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at everyone, I'm looking at Cress and I'm
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  Speaker 5: looking at myself and the reflection of the studio.
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  Speaker 4: But like, it's one of those things where is it
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  Speaker 4: good to listen to guys who are fucking hammered? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, Well, yes, yes, think about the batch file.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and Ryan the Straggler from Wanco is the top blow.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, because I was talking about it outside
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  Speaker 4: with megas, is this even good to listen to? He
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  Speaker 4: turns around just like this is fucking great, But he
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  Speaker 4: was also hammered. I'm like, yeah, you know, wow, you're
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  Speaker 4: on the bus on the way to work on a
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  Speaker 4: Monday morning.
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  Speaker 2: You listen to some.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely an let's review that shall we Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You remember me trying to start the podcast no and
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  Speaker 4: me being like, Jace, can you just do a little
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  Speaker 4: intro like, hey, welcome along to a special Fiji edition
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  Speaker 4: of The Big Show podcast No, and you were just
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  Speaker 4: like Fellers and You're like, this is important. And then
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  Speaker 4: Co and I had the music ready to go Chase throws.
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  Speaker 4: So hopefully that stays and we'll see how we go.
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  Speaker 4: But it was bloody, bloody fun. And if you were
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  Speaker 4: looking at our Instagram videos thinking god, that looks great,
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  Speaker 4: it was fucking great.
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  Speaker 1: It was great.
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  Speaker 4: The winners, Nathan and Nolsey are two great New Zealand
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  Speaker 4: better no true luck and good Man.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: And an actual fat I was just saying to Keasy
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  Speaker 1: before puns on that we need to invite them out
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  Speaker 1: to why Tark you have a bit of a bash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll play golf for them.
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  Speaker 3: You asked Kezy that, but you didn't really ask me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to come play gold? The problem
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: is just we played midweek. Yeah, so I'll just play
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  Speaker 4: on the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: And I kind of have other ventures and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, making and that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the show man.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: They were, they were excellent guys. They were Can we do.
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  Speaker 5: A big pole today on whether or not we post
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: the video of me smoking a cigarette on the Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: I was actually thinking a big pole of do we
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  Speaker 4: release the Fiji files and do you have play like
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  Speaker 4: a thirty second snippet of it?
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  Speaker 2: Well on the.
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  Speaker 1: Smoking front, Oh, kesy mote the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's about it on the show. Because I don't know
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  Speaker 2: whether or not you did have a dart.
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  Speaker 1: So well, I was more going to refer to n
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  Speaker 1: having like seven on the trot and I'm talking bank
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  Speaker 1: Bank and I was going, puntcy, what.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're It was unbelievable in about twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember him doing that, Yeah, neither.
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  Speaker 2: When was that? Was that on the Setdi?
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  Speaker 1: And it was on the set while we were sitting
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  Speaker 1: at the bar. Really he was punching dark jas one
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  Speaker 1: after the.
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  Speaker 5: If I could remember that happening, if I could recall
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: that happening, I'd be very upset because of certain people
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  Speaker 5: that listened to this podcast. I remember I don't remember that.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: I remember you having was when you tried to do
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  Speaker 4: the thing me and Mogi were doing the Kramer.
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  Speaker 3: Smoking dart while it was somebody else's. It was someone
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  Speaker 3: else's dart, and that was the only one you saw
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  Speaker 3: him smoking.
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  Speaker 2: That was the only one I saw him smoking.
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, HEYJS, he must have gone off to the toilets
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  Speaker 4: and secretly done it then.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well but with jas obviously JA watching him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's just that there's about three videos of
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  Speaker 1: me steering at you having a dart.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, to do the Kramer thing. Yeah, No, he was
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  Speaker 4: just having a dart, was he? Pugs, I don't know
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: what's huh. We're wrapping the sucker up man, You're done?
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  Speaker 3: No, that it just ended.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's good because chitty chin good, chitty chat this all
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  Speaker 4: day post Fiji.
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  Speaker 2: That's good ship.
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  Speaker 5: So do I need to go find a thirty second
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  Speaker 5: clip of the Fiji files?
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  Speaker 4: I thought about that on the way in, and then
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: I got distretched by the fire alarm and stuff and
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: the annoying black caps.
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  Speaker 5: We can also we can also do that at a
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  Speaker 5: later date too, Like I feel like it's fresh after
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: you regan?
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  Speaker 2: Is that annoying? Is it really fucking annoying?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not annoying at all. I just onnd do that,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, I'll need to go do it now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think because it a little thirty second clip
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  Speaker 4: of that and then being like, oh, big pole, shall
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  Speaker 4: we release the Fiji?
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  Speaker 2: Just do the.
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  Speaker 5: First literally, just the first thirty second.
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  Speaker 4: Don't play me and jasony of it unless you want
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  Speaker 4: to pre listen to it.
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  Speaker 3: You can you listen?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care, And I just wanted to hear
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  Speaker 4: it live and just be like, is this ship like
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  Speaker 4: it's not like I remember. I remember it being fun,
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  Speaker 4: but I remember so funny. I remember trying to zoom
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  Speaker 4: out and be like, this is bad.
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  Speaker 5: You did you kind of clocked off at one point
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  Speaker 5: and I can send it in your eyes that you
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: were so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you had to wrap it up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can remember Nath oh Nath was saying it
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  Speaker 1: was the he's never laughed so much as in his
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: entire life.
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  Speaker 4: He was rolling it, but he was fucking hammered. Right,
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  Speaker 4: we're all missing because yes, it was hilarious because we
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: were all hammered. Yes, okay, well let's do that. Thanks
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  Speaker 4: for listening. Good to be back, Mogan. You'll be back
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: next week, the full show back together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Monday. We'll see Lad